turnout, that being a podcaster. It means you're clinically
insane. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak
and Sunday, May 6 2012 times you're getting donation media
assassination episode 406. This is no agenda. Celebrating
Election Day here at Camp MoPhO in the capital of the drone Star
State Austin Tay Haas in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam
curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley, plain and simple. I'm
John C. Dvorak. Baldwin buzzkill in the sting, Sting, Sting.
Thinking in
a sting, Sting, Sting, Sting is Stinger, and I'm really out of
whack today. Why? I have early prognosis I have mold allergies.
Are you familiar with this?
The black mold?
Well, just more an allergy for mold which apparently in in in
Austin, Texas is rampant this time of year. Hmm, yeah. And
it's not it's
you know, us kind of allergic to mold.
And it's the feeling is like you have the flu, but you don't
really but then
he's Yeah, it sounds like ghosts like gravel in your lungs. No, I
don't have that. I have dizziness. I'm actually dizzy. I
could also dizzy. Yeah. I slept all day yesterday. I'm really
not feeling too well. I have low energy. Yeah, it's just like,
you know, it's like
you have a flu or you know, it's mold allergy. Maybe you're sick?
I don't. I mean, this is the early I said early prognosis.
From who? From Mickey Mizmor. Doctor, Dr. Mickey, Surely
you've heard of her?
Perhaps you just sick?
What I mean, I've never I've never had dizziness
ever since may have an inner ear infection. Well, that's
it but one of the symptoms apparently of mold infection is
dizziness.
Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah. Does it make sense? You
know what, maybe you have a brain tumor. I mean, you got any
other ideas? I don't know. I'm not liking it, though. It's,
it's very frustrating. Well, and I had like crazy. I had this
crazy dream. So I slept all day yesterday. And then you know, I
did some prep, whatever I could do until about 12. They went
they went back to bed. I swear to God, I don't know how this
happens. But I was dreaming that I was tracking the Kardashians.
And I had to record their what they were saying and was being
automatically translated to text. It was like, it was a
nightmare.
Nightmare was more like Kris
Kris Jenner. Yeah. Ah, he was really really off man. I mean,
and that is that is a nightmare to me. And then we had a storm
last night we didn't go you're hanging out with that. Oh, well,
no. Are you tracking
them? Were you in a van outside their house with a with
headphones on listening in on their conversations? Based on
the bugs all over the place? You
really want to know. You know, my dreams?
Well, this one, here's a good one. Okay, so
last night, we didn't have the super moon we had the
superstorm. So we couldn't even see the moon and we had huge
lightning and massive rain. And I mean, you have one of these
like Little House on the Prairie where the whole house lights up
is continuous. And in my dream, I was walking down the hill into
the water and I turned right. And three houses down. I could
see Kris Jenner sitting there at like five in the morning. And as
though she must be doing a deal with New York. I
mean, this is the crowd there's nothing made perfect sense to
you know, I
woke up sweating in a cleaner cold sweat. And I was, I don't
know, doctor, Dr. Freud. Please help me out on this one.
Well, I can tell you this much. You've always been a huge,
huge Kardashian fan. A huge,
huge fan of reality shows. Yeah. And you would probably gravitate
subconsciously to the most popular of them. Which would be
want that and then that we want to have that in the sneaky show.
Hey, in the morning to you, John C. Dvorak.
In the morning, do you Adam curry in the morning to all
ships at sea all subs in the water, and all boots on the
ground
and all of our human resources who have shown up once again
here on a Sunday morning in our chat room, but notes in the
stream.com no agenda chat.net Happy Election Day everybody.
Today we've got elections in Greece, in France, in Italy, in
Egypt, in Armenia. You won't see any of that on American
television, by the way, there'll be none of that. Particularly
because there's hundreds of people writing up writing in in
Cairo, which has gone all the way to Suez by the way which is
Mine put the Suez Canal in danger I don't know what's gonna
happen there. And where's Anderson Cooper on TR square
it's your ass over there Anderson we need some reporting
same in Armenia
we are meeting fairly had a big explosion and yeah Ali's
yesterday
Yeah and Armenia but we're so poor here in the United States
we don't know any of this. Like we might hear about France maybe
if we're lucky. And Greece I doubt it. Will we get results by
the time we're done with the show today? Do you think well
we'll know who I doubt it because all the news reports are
right wingers right wingers it's all gonna be right wing budget
Nazis fascist Oh, you're gonna be Nazis Hitler's rising from
the dead? Well, except
for France. Communist commies.
Yeah. Meanwhile, there was that crazy thing I was reading. I
don't know if this is this has got to be some kind of plant.
This was from the express the Daily Express, which is not a
highly rated newspaper in the United Kingdom. Eu plot to scrap
Britain. That's the headline. Senior Euro Kratts are secretly
plotting to create a super powerful EU president to release
their dream of abolishing Britain we can reveal a covert
group of EU foreign ministers has drawn up plans for merging
the jobs currently done by haiku Herman Van Rompuy, President of
the European Council Starfleet Command and Jose Manuel Barroso,
President of the European Commission, the new bureaucrat,
Bri a bureaucrat, who would not be directly elected by voters
the US probably the only thing true here is set to get sweeping
control over the entire EU and force member countries into ever
greater political and economic union. Just draw a mustache on
that dude and then we're done. This can't be based on any truth
do you think now it doesn't sound right that just sounds
like you know, just making people nuts. Of the Express
let's talk about making people nuts in London. They brought in
into the Thames the world the British, the largest British
battleship, who also say aircraft carrier. It's an
aircraft carrier, the HMS ocean Yeah, because they had to be
able to launch against you here play HMS ocean in London, part
one.
As London prepares to host the Olympic Games, another large
scale security access has taken place on the River Thames, the
Royal Navy's largest warship HMS ocean, it sailed into the heart
of London, where during the games it will be part of the
task force protecting the city against possible terror attacks.
On board the BBCs defense correspondent Jonathan bailed
Oh.
The Navy's largest warship was never designed for this. Only
last year, HMS ocean was launching attacks over Libya.
Today she was trying to navigate the narrow passages of the
Thames. This the hardest part with no room for mistakes, just
managing to squeeze through the Thames Barrier ship has come in
under attack from fighter bomber crews already been rehearsing
how to deal with any potential attack. Everything must
be a bitch to parallel park
you have to back it up a little bit because they're doing a test
and you can hear the guy in the race is
being attacked. He says be I heard it. He said we've got
fighter jets incoming being attacked.
He's got we got fighter jets jets coming in. What are you
telling me that the Olympic Games are expecting? No, no, no.
Jets will be coming in.
Would you mind me to interject with a little clip that I picked
up about what's going on in London? It's not just fighter
jets, baby. It's a lot more than this. This aircraft carrier.
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
Well, I got it well done. You might I also have my second
clip, which is part of this, which is a continuation I bet
this contains the same stuff you've got hit it I'll play your
mind first. Okay, yeah, ring for the worst case Olympics
scenario. They're
right there. I'm like, Oh, yes. Worst case Olympics scenario.
This is the military and police dealing with a simulated
terrorist attack during a training exercise earlier this
year.
We love we love those exercises don't wait. That's always when
the good stuff happens. And this
week, London will see more intensive security testing.
They're calling it a Olympic Guardian, and trying to show the
world that it's ready to protect the games and also hoping to
deter terrorists. We have got to make sure that we have got a
plan in place that can deal with the unlikely but very serious
threat that might exist to the Olympic Park, the sort of 911
threat that everybody knows about
911 threat what we're gonna shoot down that gherkin that big
pickle building is that we're going to do with the plane and
also for the lower slower type of target.
I love that the lower slower type of target you know what
that's referring to, don't you
The homeless
no drones that will will squirt poison. Yeah, that's what
they're worried about the lower slower targets
which might pop up closer to this is my pop
up. It's just my, what popped up there. Oh drone the
Olympic Park which we would need to intervene. So that's why from
Wednesday there'll be fighter jets training in the skies over
London. Why this block of flats is one of six potential sites
which could house surface to air missile.
Man pads yeah babies
for Londoners military scenes much closer to home than usual.
The Royal Navy's HMS ocean will birth at Greenwich. The skies
above the Olympic Park will be a no fly zone this summer. And the
last resort is for snipers in helicopters to shoot pilots on
Rogue planes.
Now let me say something. We're gonna sit in the helicopters.
And then when the plane comes by, they're gonna shoot the
pilot. That's a dumb report. What do you play
in mind it's very similar
with any threats from the air. While police the Marines in fast
boats will scan the river. The arrival of this warship in
London is not just a reminder that the Olympics is a major
sporting event. It's also a massive security operation. And
the military presence is not just confined to here on the
Thames. Up in the skies above London they'll be Navy army and
RAF helicopters summoned with snipers patrolling the skies,
along with Typhoon fast jets, all poised to deal with any
potential threat. It's the plans to deploy missiles close to the
venue and in this case directly on top of a block of flats that
have caused the greatest controversy. And prompting the
question is all this military hardware necessary?
You know, we need to work on our own reporting from the Olympics
this year.
We need some people that are gonna tell us what's going on.
Get some photos for us. What
we need is we need one of those on the ground is what we need.
And well besides that, we need one of those sounds that you're
inside the helicopter. There we go. Hey, we are reporting from
the left hand side of the Olympics. John, what do you say
on the ground John?
bogie That's right. The ATMs London is down below. Can you
see it John can you see the snipers refer rovers Oh, it's
gonna be a great Olympic season we're going to do just fine
millions of dollars Olympic wandering in a bad economic
situation. By the way London is not on the ocean. It's inland
and so why do you need all this you know flight Why are you
bringing it back? Aircraft Carrier on into the middle of
the city. And why why do I want this jets flying around when you
have all this lead time? I mean, these these if there was an
attack by some aliens,
you want to be out a little bit. You want to think there would
be someone that would notice. By the time it got to London. I've
done to have radar along the coast. Yes,
they do. They do and they've got south end we've got Are they
kidding
with this crap? Are they trying to imply that there is a jet
fighter? Oh no kite a jet fighter near the city ready to
take off? Is that what they're saying? Nobody's noticed this
thing.
Yeah, on the Isle of Wight to Gatwick. You know, remember the
Olympics it used to be like you'd see these great stories on
television of heroes who worked on you know a guy had one arm
and you know then he overcame all of the incredible the odds
were against them and we had a national anthem playing and you
know it was all about the sport. And now it's all about who's got
the biggest gun pretty crazy.
This is stupid. Yeah. Yeah and British should be they should be
it should be embarrassed by this it should be up in arms. Well,
they get shot from a sniper no helicopter is more like sounds
more like crowd control than it does anything else if he asked
me I think they're just there's a cover up for what they're
really up to.
Well, what could that be? I
mean, what do you think there's there's plans are anarchists and
others are planning to protest the Olympics and they want to
have they want to be there and forces it's not about al Qaeda.
It's about the British public. But
here's the here's something for an idea. So maybe they want to
everyone who they arrest they're going to put on the aircraft
carrier. It'd be like a giant floating jail.
That's not a bad idea. There's lots of room on an aircraft.
Harrier Yeah. And by the way, when they brought it in, I was
watching them bring it through there. And I don't know what the
Thames gates are. They're these weird looking things that
somehow the ship could get through. I don't know if do they
close? Or what is that you know anything about it? No, no,
nothing. Anyway, so it gets in. I was looking at the thing as it
came in. There were no planes on it.
Oh, really?
I didn't notice any planes. I mean, they may be there may be
an under but it's probably I mean, it's I'm sure it's like
modern aircraft because all the planes are below deck. Well, let
me ask you this question if they bring him up on an elevator but
if you're on the Thames, are they going to actually do we
have video of them launching jets from the from the aircraft
carrier? I doubt it. I have. I really doubt they're going to do
that. And we you know, landing on an aircraft carrier isn't is
no small feat by itself. Now you can land on an aircraft carrier
in the 10s. That's a recipe for disaster. And I'll show up Tower
Bridge. I'm going I'm going with floating JL that's what I'm
going with. Meanwhile, John back to another war zone
on chicken, you know, it's amazing John C. Dvorak when you
first noticed this new theater of combat. The war on chicken is
just it's unbelievable. What is taking place right before our
very eyes unfolding. In the
in the Yeah, it's a good thing since we have that clip. Yes,
we need to use it often. Okay, number one in the war on
chicken. This is very disturbing news. Warren Buffet has now
purchased the largest chicken processing factory in the
Netherlands.
Oh, that Mickey we talked about that that operation on the show
recent show member I talked about the robots that run it.
Yep. So he has now purchased this. And then they not only
they make, they also sell machines that process the
chickens. And these machines are sold in more than 90 countries.
So
why should the cat dog operation and another's not only uses the
machines, but they yes, they make machines? Yeah. So that's a
good investment. Yeah, so who knows? Americans? We got it. We
don't have enough Mexicans.
We need machines to take over from the Mexicans. But here's
something that that really did kind of disturb me. Have you
ever heard of renting stunting syndrome?
Is that anything like cutting rents?
Well, you know, so every single Saturday we go to the market,
and when we want to buy a whole chicken or something Nikhil
email, Jane, who runs the chicken stand, and here's the
email she sent back. depressing news, we will not be at the
market this weekend or next weekend, everything had been
going exceptionally well until we put out a flock to field to
field three weeks ago. And the birds just stopped growing. They
were active and eating but not gaining any weight. After doing
a ton of research have discovered that our industry has
identified something called RSS Which to me kind of chuckle Of
course, renting stunting syndrome, but none of the
experts has a clue as to what it is or what to do about it. It
appears in the winter and spring and disappears as quickly as it
arrives. Now I do know there's a bad outbreak on the East Coast
and another local producers battling the issue as well. And
then our promise is only really the best chicken Of course, we
won't be back until we got good chickens. And there's very
little about it on the book of knowledge about this ever
heard of it? Well, yeah, and we own chickens.
So I've well I mean, I'm telling you to Warren chicken someone
stopping them from growing. Researchers have not reproduced
all the fields symptoms of RSS experimentally, and believe that
several viruses, bacteria and other pathogens may be involved.
REO virus was originally thought to be the cause of RSS but
adenovirus, enterovirus, rotavirus, parvo virus, parvo
virus and others may also be involved they really don't know
that however everyone agrees RSS often suddenly and disappears,
appears suddenly and disappears equally suddenly, making it
difficult to determine effective control measures. This is weird
and I think you've again you've just called it red book cross it
off war on chicken. Right here record renting stunting
syndrome, never heard of it. There's like two pages on Google
and all of its from 2010 Never are you actually paging through
Wikipedia you have printed it out.
Isn't that the way you look up Wikipedia in I have them all
bound
I still have the internet Yellow Pages book somewhere. Remember
that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, here's the Hey, it's all you need is the
Yellow Page. He just had the internet one handy volume some
brilliant brilliant idiot made money on it too.
Oh yeah, that was a moneymaker that book. Yeah,
I'm in it. I loved it. Sergio now this is one of your dudes
London is actually below sea level which forces the city to
use barriers to prevent the river from rising and flooding
the city. That is what you saw barriers that can be risen the
UK no longer has an aircraft carrier with catapults which is
the system the US uses. Oh you Harrier jets, right? You've got
vertical takeoff right with Harrier jets. Yeah, not at all
noisy.
No, probably the noise is jet operating today. Yeah, you will
be able to hear it throughout the city.
I have to say I like the catapult system better.
Boy, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I got plenty of stuff in the scam pain category. One of
our producers pointed out this OS I mean, ABC, NBC and CBS have
really been going to bat. I got a lot of emails from people
saying, wait a minute, these Bin Laden letters all the treasure
trove they found that is Abbottabad compound, which by
the way, not a single network pronounces properly. They all
stay still about a mod. It's Abbottabad. I heard that I know
agenda months ago. Yeah. This this, the CIA documents had
already been produced. And they kind of tested the waters with a
main net was at Time magazine, a Washington Post. They were the
only ones that had access to them. And now, yeah, now they've
opened up of the 10,000 documents. 17 had been released.
But did you see that NBC report with Obama and Brian Williams?
I missed that one. Oh, my goodness. Oh, that's the one
Yeah, right. No, I admit, I know, but I didn't.
Oh, okay. So they have this whole report. I've clipped out a
couple of pieces. It starts off you've got Brennan. Two other
douchebags have here to the names are immediately. It's one
big commercial
on Sunday morning, May 1 of last year at 11am. Members of the
national security team started arriving in the Situation Room
for what they knew would be a long haul. The Navy SEALs were
waiting for nightfall to launch the attack. And everyone knew
one mistake at this stage of the game would mean scrubbing the
mission. And so nothing including the provisions for the
Situation Room was left to chance is a true wait Costco
food as to not draw any attention and multiple pizzerias
were contacted as to prevent any one large order from drawing
attention to the gathering. Mr. McDonough, can you confirm those
food details for me my as a big fan of Costco, I can confirm
what is this? It's a big fan of Costco. Costco, by the way is as
large contributor to the
you know, notorious for giving Obama
money. So they're like plugging away here at Costco and they
just keep it going. That night, Costco Costco,
or Costco and Pakistan. What was the point?
No, no, this is for the Situation Room.
Oh, yeah. They had a Costco in Washington, DC and that and
that's the pizza they eat. No,
no, no, they contacted pizzerias, but they had its
commercial because they have in the White House,
the logic What did the what is the public thing, but I guess it
makes you think about it was just
a commercial. What do you mean? What is the public thing? The
public just thinks? Wow, those guys are thinking yeah, please.
Don't overanalyze it. It's a commercial. Hello. We
declassified we did not. It's a good question. That's not a good
class. The President. Good question. Buff. Good question.
Both suck ass. So then President Obama takes Brian Williams, who,
who used to do local news pieces on NBC in New York about plastic
surgeons. Now the guy is like, the most important journalist in
the
world. And what's funny is he never got his nose fixed. That's
the irony to me.
Okay. And well, President Obama had his own commercial. Which
because he's he actually does a tour of the Situation Room, and
they've got the pictures. No. The pictures we all saw with
Hillary Clinton with their hand up to her mouth.
Yeah. Sniffing her finger.
There on the wall. Yeah, I
know. I don't know what
this is like. Really? That's that's okay. All right. Good.
Now what is it typical Navy SEAL look like to you, John. When you
envision a Navy Seal, Guy trained to drop from a
helicopter to go in and kill the bin Laden's
I'm imagining what's his name, the ex governor of Minnesota and
tight right
Just even to her antitrust even sure I get sued, you could not
be further from the truth, my friend, we're
operating in the dark, they were accustomed to landing in
compounds where they weren't sure what was behind closed
doors. These guys were all trained to do that. And a lot of
them had as much grayer as you and me. And, you know, if you
had passed them on the street you might have and if they were
in civilian clothes, you might have thought they were
accountants or doctors or you worked at Home Depot, you
wouldn't know.
doctors, accountants, or maybe just the guy who works at Home
Depot. That's what the Navy SEALs look like, John. Wow, what
a slam. Come on depot.
Hey, seals, good work. You work at Home Depot, I guess? Yeah,
maybe they do. They're gonna end up let's put it that way. It's
nuts.
It's nuts. Anyway, the Situation Room were taken into the highest
of high tech areas of the White House. What kind of high tech
stuff do you think they have in there?
They got a couple of monitors. And I think a remote control.
Oh, no,
you've missed the most important part.
Upon entering the Situation Room, everyone has to surrender
their electronics. They're placed in a metal line wooden
box that was once a cigar humidor. It's a bright, but
sparse series of rooms with low ceilings and suede covered walls
for sound insulation. And in every room digital clocks read
out the time zones, including the President's location at any
given moment. Wow, that's Sunday at 230. Plus,
if it's got suede cover walls, and clocks, we have clocks
everywhere. We will take care of
you. I like the way they call it the sit room, the sit room.
Now here's the one that I didn't notice it until I heard it. And
the guy who's speaking is unidentified in the video. It
may be here, it could be one of the counter-intelligence to cure
AI for security guys, for all I know, I know. But when he says
this line, you actually see him. He has like an inflection in his
voice. And he closes his eyes and sways his head lightly from
right to left, see if you can pick out the line tense. But it
was one that was for all intents and purposes because of the
President's decision. It was out of our hands. So it's up to
those great professionals in our military to execute this
mission. Could you hear that? Could you hear the inflection in
out of our hands or the president was because of the
President's decision, listen to it again. And he goes because of
the President's decision. Like it was rehearsed like they like
they they drove it into we were
pushing we're promoting the notion based on the website that
Obama was never really made a decision on this. Right. But
but you see him close his eyes sway his head from right to left
saying because of the President's decision versus
because of the President's decision. It was out of our
hands. It's even like inserted right there that you have to see
it. I guess it's better. To cross it all doesn't know. I'm
sorry. But it was just kind of proof that Oh, wow. And then of
course, our president has his own little show. Which I watched
today we had 389 Viewers, so about equal to this podcast.
In fact this the same would because I gotta have a clip from
his just one little two second thing he said on his his his
podcast to the nation or whatever that thing is that he
has is called douchebag comes on and robots it Yeah, which clip?
No sense to me at all. Which which clip is that? Well, let's
see. Unfortunately, it's a damn many clips. It gets lost in the
shuffle. Obama Oh, this is kind of funny. By the way before you
play your clip, play this clip Obama likes homeland.
And I'm reading the new issue of Rolling Stone and yawn whenever
the publisher has an interview with President Obama. I like
yeah, I'm gonna but I think he's gonna have you kind of missed
the mark you some questions. You should have asked that he didn't
have the President in his interview. But I gleaned from
that article, the president tells you I'm gonna get his
favorite TV show his homeland. It's true.
Why would anybody like homeland it's thing. And by the way,
Tavis Smiley's got some sort of a boner for Obama because he
that was a snide remark he made there was Yeah. And he's like,
been on the warpath over Obama. I mean, like, my favorite tweet
recently is Albert Brooks made the comment he says, looks like
it looks like we're going to be in Afghanistan to 24 Yeah, that
went well. Yeah. So anyway, here's it here it is. This just
a real short clip from his way. The specious nation building at
home. Oh, I
have that. Well, yeah, I have I have the same one. Yep. Great
one. Yeah. And he reads it incorrectly. This is a good
clip. Because I have
the whole. I'm just saying I don't have the whole I don't
know. No, no,
no, this piece is good. This is pieces. I have this exact same
thing. After more than a decade of war. It's time to focus on
nation building here at home,
implying that we were nation building overseas,
implying that he can build what why do we need to build our
nation is a bit that's implying that you've You wrecked the
place, which he has done. You've wrecked the place. And now you
have to start from scratch. I mean, building is not just you
know, putting up a couple of schools, I will explain to what
is he saying here? He is saying
it's the promise. He wants to deliver on the promise, you
know, the promise, don't you? The basic? And let's leave the
officer, what is it? The basic American promise,
you could do well enough to raise a family on a home, send
your kids to college, and put a little away for retirement.
That's what
it is. Yeah, just getting by.
That's what it is. But he has a little, a little hip hop rap in
here that he's quite proud of.
keeping that promise alive is the defining issue of our time.
But it means making responsible choices. I don't think we should
prioritize things like more tax cuts for millionaires, while
cutting the kinds of investments that build a strong middle class
here comes. That's why I've called on Congress to take the
money we're no longer spending at war, use half of it to pay
down our debt, and use the other half to rebuild America. Because
we've got more jobs to create more students to educate more
clean energy to generate
big data, create, educate and generate matches. Oh, he's got a
nice little rap go on there. I like it.
Yeah, history, though. I don't have a clip of it. I do have it.
But they just had too many clips. Now he has this new trio
that he uses. Well, it's the
same thing. It's
no, no, no. No, these are the more vague ones. He's got a
vague trigger. I'll get it later. We'll do it on this
Thursday show habit.
Everyone gets a shot everyone gets pays their fair share.
Yeah, that's right. Fair Share equal lives opportunities. So
it's a treat, it's a treat to try out. And he's saying it over
and over and over again.
And everyone plays by the same rules. Yes, fair shot, pay your
fair share play by the same rules. But here's something I
did not know.
Because of their bravery and dedication. The tide of war has
turned in Afghanistan. We've broken the Taliban's momentum.
We've built strong Afghan security forces. We've
devastated al Qaeda, his leadership. And one year ago,
our troops launched the operation that killed Osama bin
Laden. The goal that I set to defeat al Qaeda and deny it a
chance to rebuild is within reach. Did
he set that goal? Was that his goal? I
don't remember when we've been doing foals. What we've been
doing for years was Guantanamo. Yeah. And the war in Iraq the
day he got in office? Yeah, immediately. You could take that
to the bank. As when you could take to the bank.
Yeah, yeah, I hear your cue. I'm just not fast enough. Sorry.
You were trying you almost got to take to the bank thing. Yeah,
you can take that to the bank. So he was gonna take it to the
bank and and then then he did brag about he's gonna do shoot a
lot more people. But here's the short here the one of the
Libertarians that did this weekend, we had the libertarian
Convention, which nominated Gary Johnson as their candidate and
and probably who into voting for Yeah. But this is very short
libertarian comment I have that you want to play which was done
by one of the guys nominating somebody else for the
presidency. But it was very funny. This guy was good.
Only one party can be the party of peace. And it isn't the
Republican Party, which will only nominate a candidate who
passes two tests. First, they must be pro life. Second, they
must want to kill lots of foreigners.
Isn't the Democratic Party which has rallied around a man who now
holds the record for most children killed by a Nobel Peace
Prize winner? That's good.
I like it. Yeah, I liked it. For those who don't know, Gary
Johnson, who I interviewed and we still have the interview up.
I'll actually post a link to that in the show notes. 406 at
any show, notes.com he switched from running on the Republican
ticket where he got squeezed out mainly by CNN, who just said
you're not in the debate go away. He switched to libertarian
and he and he won the nomination which could mess things up
actually. I don't think so. Now you don't think it's gonna make
any difference?
No, I think he's gonna get a lot of votes, I think he's going to
actually make a run that they want it to be libertarians made
of. They're trying to get 1 million people to vote for this,
this ticket. And just to show that, you know that there's some
viability here because none of these third parties have done
very well. And it's going to make a difference with some of
the voting tricks that have been changed in certain areas like in
San Francisco. Now they have this new style of primary voting
where the top three would you take the top three guys and you
have run offs? In some way shape, I
have no idea how it works. I thought it was simple.
Yeah, no, it's actually it is simple when it's explained by
something.
You can't explain it. It is not simple.
It's actually pretty simple. Anyway, so Johnson. He was very
interesting in within get a million votes. And it appears to
me as though since they're going to be kind of the peace party,
they should be able to take as many votes away from Obama, if
not more than they're gonna take away from the Republicans. Yeah.
So I don't think it's gonna make a difference. I think it's going
to even out but good. Johnson was a lot livelier than before.
And I think no, I don't want to accuse him of anything. But you
know, this is the droite pro drug party, or legalized or
decriminalized drugs. I thought he was talking a little faster
than usual, uh, sniffing his nose a lot. And then he finally
went to it with his hand and rubbed the hell out of it. So
you can take that for what it's worth. But please, we do have
I'm telling you, you got to Mickey would know. Oh, hey,
easy, easy. Easy. You said yourself that she could spot it.
You know, she's very good at spotting it. Yeah, well, she
would spot it when anyway. So the point is, we do have his his
nomination speech where he got them to vote for him. As an end
of show clip, today's about five minutes later.
I will say that, you know, when his campaign manager used to
work for Ron Paul, he would text me from time to time that kind
of stopped after a while. And I said that the only thing I said
back is you know, he was gonna be like on Stossel, you know,
Fox Business News was no one watches and like, the guy's
gonna get riled up, you know, he's to calm and, and the reply
I got back was, well, you know, we're really trying that, but he
doesn't want to do that. And we're really saying, You gotta
get a little more animated. And, you know, so maybe, maybe that
helped a little bit. It did. Yeah, I did not say Give. Give
the boy a toot. That was not my advice. By before we get into
thanking our one sole producer for today's episode,
producer today. This is our people are letting us down.
Let me just say one thing. So while all these distractions are
going on, we have in Gitmo, which was supposed to be closed
three years ago. We have the 911 masterminds, and I'm very
confused because I thought we killed the mastermind, yet,
there's four more masterminds that are on trial in Gitmo. And
there's no pictures. There's no video, some family members are
allowed to watch this military tribunal. It's not a civil
court, military tribunal that's taking place in Guantanamo. And
they're the ones reporting on it. And how this makes no sense
to me. This is very, very strange. I mean, does it doesn't
all of America have the right to see these guys on trial and all
you hear is it's a farce, you know, it's crazy they're jumping
up and down. They're disrupting everything that all of a sudden
they're throwing off their headphones they don't want to be
they don't want translators they pray and fight well of course
they pray five times a day. It's it this is weird, isn't it? Is
there even a trial taking place? In I don't know
military tribunal? Yeah, not a trial.
Yes military tribunal. But they're calling it the trial.
Yeah, they call it why are we allowed to see you why why are
we not allowed to see it
as military they don't have to show us anything?
You understand what you want to see it? Yeah.
It'd be it would be such a force it would it would the country
would be up in arms okay. That's
why all right. It's but it's extremely disturbing thing and
they have family members on and the family members are reporting
to the to the journalist what they saw happen and look at the
pictures and there's like nine family members there. Of the
3000 people who died in the night
thinking because if they don't have the reporters in there
reporting directly to take it to secondhand information that
could be totally bogus.
That's kind of my point. The only one who I think is there is
pixie girl from Fox what's her name? Catherine. You know, the
pixie girl.
No, I don't know what you do.
Yes, she's the same one who reported that on one lol lucky
net? Yeah. With the short hair the pixie Girl
Yeah, her she's the one as mean looking. Yeah.
Yeah, that one. She's, she's the only one reporting but even that
is like she told us she's not even beaming live. It could be a
total fabrication for all I
know, far we all we know this guys aren't even there. Yeah.
I mean, all we see is drawings. How can they can take a picture
of them in the court. We have to have renderings.
Well, that's yeah, that's just whatever. We're not gonna get
anywhere with that.
Okay. All right. All right.
Let's thank our producer.
And by the way, the only way we can get someone to be a producer
is if they get drunk.
Is he drunk? She know it's a he?
Yes. Hey, that's what I said.
Oh, that's right is what he says. He says, This is Lauren
Osterman from stomps Austria, which is in the Tyrell, if I'm
not mistaken. You roll. Beautiful area.
Great skiing.
Drunk donations are the best I found he gave us $1,000 To
become a knight. So he's now sir Osterman from the Ostermann
weekend. Check it out. If you get a copy of it. I actually
have a copy of the Ostermann weekend. Weekend a very obscure
and weird Sam Peckinpah spy movie. Really? Yeah. If you get
a shot at the Osterman weekend, I would put it on the list of
the movies to watch. It's it's about the it's a CIA spy movie.
Okay, done by Sam Peckinpah. Okay. So you know, you got some.
And that was the end of it. I think he died right after that
movie. Drunk donations are the best. I finally figured out it
was time to give you my value for value and today after a 15
hour workday and some wine why me? It seems to be the perfect
opportunity. Please mention me as Lauren Osterman from
Innsbruck. I'm sorry, not stamps in it, which is another. It's
BROOKE I was there once beautiful,
but didn't they have the Winter Olympics there? Once an inch?
Yeah,
I think in the 50s. I'm happy to be the second Austrian night
after Sir Armand Boyer from Vienna. Please keep up the
amazing work you do providing entertainment and education like
nobody else. This is the most sober sounding drunk letter.
Yeah. Anyone has sent us well, they
know how to hold their liquor. They're in Austria. Yeah,
they do. Thank you, you rock.
Well, thank you very much, Lauren. We will be knighting you
later today as our sole producer, of course, you are an
executive producer at that. And I guess it was bound to happen,
right. What? The donations would fall off the cliff?
Yeah, it fell off. And we don't have man we go. Well, we seem to
need a gimmick to get people to donate. We don't see a gimmick
coming up. Now. Well, maybe since you're you know, I think
your wedding.
That's, that's a win. How about we just do good news and just
dissect stuff. I'll just do my job and we'll see what happens.
Okay. Thank you very much. Lauren Osterman. I wonder if
there's no ml out there somewhere for your executive
producer ship. Likewise, we have absolutely zero PR initiatives.
So all we can do is say please do the following. If you can't
donate propagate our formula. Our formula is this. We go out.
We get people in the mouth
Come on, everybody said loud. Shout out slang. I did have one
more. ABC report with that Lush. Diane Sawyer. So now you'll
you'll recall the on the previous report. And this one
doesn't, doesn't come close. Remember, we had Brian there a
special correspondent who told us all about the body bombs and
how al Qaeda is now going to put in non metallic bombs into their
bodies. And the way we are actually going to detect this is
as follows.
As to this current threat US authorities say they have made
adjustments in security screening to make it easier to
spot the body bombs. But how can they do it? You said there's no
metal involved no metal, but they have turned up some of the
radiation that goes into the body, as well as looking for
people who might have had recent operations might be walking
funny, or might have surgical scars.
So we just turned up the radiation. I'm going to put that
on my cell phone. If I travel devices, on the safe non
radiation devices, we've turned up the radiation and we're
looking to see if you walk funny. So So Bin Laden had the
final plot and we knew all about this. We already knew and I
think that there's something going on I think there's could
there be something going on to discredit Joe Biden? Is there
any bees appointed that don't know but every single report I
mean, obviously these papers are bullcrap. We know that
the whole Abbottabad took so long to release them so they can
write write
them Yeah, and they're in Arabic apparently. But it's just listen
to this. I clicked a little bit of this ABC News reports that
say same Diane Sawyer, who is was drunk and then Brian, the
special correspondent I've just clipped a bit of a see an
individual that was a micromanager in more ways, I
think than we had previously understood. The documents
released today also reveal bit Levin's order to assassinate
President Obama and not target Vice President Biden because,
quote, Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which
will lead the US into a crisis.
Come on, man, you know, this is someone NBC was that all about?
CBS had exactly the same. They, they in fact, it's the same
release here. Listen to their report.
The letters revealed tensions between bin Laden and other top
terrorist. He rebuffed pleas from his deputy, I'm an AUSA.
Hurry to merge al Qaeda with Al Shabaab merge. And he rejected
Anwar al aulaqi as a proposed leader in Yemen.
He rejected and why did we drone the guy, he he wasn't even
hired. He wasn't even hired Listen, although
the US born lucky had masterminded the 2009 Underwear
bomb plot, bin Laden asked that a lucky send us the resume
his resume didn't check out and they looked at him on Facebook
and went now we're
not hiring, you know, such bogus information.
I know. And by the way, just using the word mastermind,
mastermind, that that that makes you drainable mastermind back to
the ABC report,
unquote. But it was a plot that never happened. And it's not
clear that bin Laden orders are even being followed, or hiccups.
Richard Clark, I'm reminded of the final days of Fiddler in the
bunker in Berlin when he was giving orders for divisions and
armies to be moved around. And those divisions and armies
didn't exist. I
love this. There's nothing better than pulling the Hitler
card on somebody. You know, I'm reminded they're in
the bunker card. Yeah, that's the worst.
You know, I'm reminded of Hitler in the bunker. The first thing I
thought
the documents paint a portrait of a frustrated leader afraid to
move out of us about about comm Abbottabad because of US drones
and obsessed with TV news coverage of him and his al Qaeda
network. We need to understand that a huge part of the battle
is the media bin Laden wrote the somewhat pathetic old man
Clark man, he was so mocked up that What did you have tea with
him touch
with reality, but the organizations that he spun off
like the groups in Yemen, they are still a threat in Oh, yeah,
we gotta go after that. In fact, just today, al Qaeda began to
urge his followers to attack the US in a new and troubling kind
of method. Oh, what could that be? John,
but bombs I have no idea.
No, it's troubling. And it's new. Like it'd be new what would
be new
back? No, I
have no idea. Okay, shoveling kind of method by setting off
forest fires by
setting off fire forest fires that's how they're gonna kill
you they're gonna set
that where did that dead when I was trying to keep up but I
didn't catch that one. When that happened. Bin Laden,
it gets better online magazine.
It's it's an Inspire
Oh, and inspire that stupid phony magazine. So so I doubt
intelligence agency runs and says it's from the al Qaeda
people. Yeah, sorry. Honey Pot. You mean the honeypot? Yes
magazine. So
let me just explain. I have downloaded inspire magazine
edition eight. So I expect the knock at the door at any minute
now.
Yeah, you'll get it soon. Yeah,
I mean go ahead and just Google inspire magazine you get
everything from like home and gardens and all kinds of stuff
but then when you do inspire magazine al Qaeda PDF I'm
telling you this is exactly what it's gonna be it's like the
magazine is oh so I downloaded the magazine. I'm gonna open up
the magazine I'll tell you what's in there nothing by the
way, and this is the most recent episode The let me see the
issue not an episode.
Issue. I'm sorry issue a episode issue number eight. Let's just
listen to
the rest of this report. 30 seconds provided detailed
instructions on how to build a so called embird bomb and where
to place it in a hot and dry forest instructions that experts
say were quite accurate.
I think we need to take that very serious. And throughout the
United States we are in fire prone areas
very serious Lee I believe it is.
So they're talking about wildfires but go back for
minutes that poison plot any sign it's ongoing.
Well in the same inspired magazine edition that's just
come out there are references to sort of the justification for
using poison biological and chemical weapons so something
seems has been cooking according to US authorities following up
on the poison Okay, thank you so much for following up on the
play that plays
I don't want inspiring magazine. There's not I maybe don't have
the right edition. But there's never He
said it was the latest and you went to the website and got the
latest right? Yes. And
then here's the only thing I could find. So you're
telling me this report is bogus?
I think so here remote controlled detonation they have
that and I love this little article. Here's, I'm gonna read
this article. detonating your explosive device can be done
using many methods
what is this? So they show you how to turn a motorcycle alarm
into a remote detonating device. And then they show you how to
say
let's get it going out of your way. Yeah. Yeah.
Take the alarm speaker and click the wires off of it it's a step
by step it's nicely made by the way they must have done this in
Langley. Langley Dr. Cut Cut here has written the article
about remote detonation. It's a good read. Roan that guy. It's a
good read. Read it's absolutely hilarious. Yeah, it's just they
got it step by step and struck it's almost like you're reading
a Radio Shack manual. And then the show here's how to clean
your gun. Really? I don't know. Maybe it's the wrong addition. I
don't know.
I had the remote Danny I think they've making this up.
It's it is a possibility. Yes.
And they just took it off the press release.
Oh my goodness Be very afraid of forest fires. Well guess what,
then in Texas, we're the first ones to go. I mean, the minute
there's a forest fire starting here I'm going to be running
down the street yelling that Diane wooded area. away
everything is when we get into drought season. Well right here
nearby Steiner ranch that that's what was burning man with those
huge fires last summer. That was here. Yeah, yeah, that was
right. Right here. Yep. To the minute that happens. I'm Carlin
terrorist attack. I'm not calling you with severe drought
and someone smoking a doob and tossing it out the window? No,
it's all these tips and things you could do. I mean, there's a
if you any American living in the US of A can think of about I
don't know, maybe a half dozen to a dozen interesting little
things you could do if you wanted to disrupt things and you
didn't give a crap about yourself. And you didn't mind
getting shot to death or caught and beaten or whatever. Yeah, I
wanted to just cause havoc. You know, there's an oil refinery
over here. There's one up the street, we got up the highway is
about 1234 of them in the area. And you know, you can get into
those places. And but and there's forests all over Moran
is up and down the desert, it just Woods everywhere and up the
hill and Berkeley. I mean, there's a bunch of things you
could do if you were a troublemaker, how can we haven't
seen any evidence of any of this? Nobody's doing anything
because there are no homegrown terrorists. It gets even worse.
There's nothing going on. Ladies and gentlemen, look around. So
you know, one guy has a lot of throws a match into a bunch of
brush over and outside of Austin. So one guy he's got it.
That's it. There's your one guy. I mean, this is this is
unbelievably ridiculous. This crackdown on the public based on
this phony threat. When not when there's no evidence that
anything's going on during World War Two, there were all sorts of
you could document the the amount of intrigue that was
going on with German operatives floating around, you know,
trying to block bridges and derailing trains and doing these
different kinds of acts of wasn't terror, then it was
called espionage. All those espionage was going on, and it
wasn't that we didn't have half the clampdown we have today when
there's nothing going on.
And they even landed submarines off the coast.
Yeah, they did, actually. And they were sinking our ships up
and down the East Coast like there's no tomorrow so they got
rid of a moron that was running the Navy Department. Anyway.
So here's the crazy thing, the same inspire magazine in which
my edition does not contain any of this information. Says
headline. Al Qaeda has also named Australia as a prime
target for firebombing.
So somebody from Australia namely that woman who runs the
place, Gilad bald someone in the intelligence, they put us in
your magazine, a little attention, we need some ink.
He's in their target as are some Yeah, you spend some more money
that Publix gets catching on to our scam Wow. There you go.
Well, talking about knocks on the door. The good story only
that democracy now covered it. The Chamberlain execution in
White Plains, New York. I just there's something I don't want
to say I don't want to say this is funny because there's nothing
funny about some guy getting shot dead by the police for no
good reason but this the story is the guy the guy pushes by
accident apparently his life lock button you know Life Alert
where you push the button fallen I can't get up and fallen I
can't get up and so they they call life lager calls the police
and they start to they start to go to his place and they start
pounding on the door and then well play the Chamberlain and
White Plains clip you get an idea
Good morning sir. I'm attempting to cancel a dispatch for tennis
Chamberlain at 135 South Lexington you know we have we
have units on scene right now. Yeah, he's we're on the line
with him on a two way communication. He's saying he's
not going to open the door and escaping for the buses door now.
They're gonna they're gonna make entry anyway. Okay, so I give
them the chance to come to the door to open it because he he's
okay to open it. Okay, I mean they have a key to get open with
anyway so they have to bring it down because there being an
audit we can hear on the line. There being annoying we can hear
what a mind yeah, we're just going over there and they get in
your name and number 64 Thank you. Tennis Chamberlain went
on to tell the life aid operator that the police had drawn their
guns and were attempting to break down his door. Listen
closely.
Officers This is lifeaid Are you inside Mr. Chamberlain's home
Mr. Chamberlain I heard you say they're breaking in your door.
Are you okay? Mr. Chamberlain, are you okay? Okay, you press
your medical button that's why a few offices are there can you go
to the door and speak to them
okay, do you have weapons Mr. Chamberlain Okay, they're not
there to hurt you. I'm here on the line
video camera on the police taser gun recorded the next sequence.
You can hear Kenneth Chamberlain say the police have stun guns
and shotguns. He then predicted the police would probably kill
him.
And then they did. Yeah, though. They stunned him first and they
gave him a couple of jolts. And then they shot him for good
measure. Yeah, now the final clip of the cops pounding on the
door cursing and it's they call him the you know the N word
comes out and they say we're not paying eight that's what you do
we're coming in and by the way where was this key they kicked
down the door yeah and then one of the guys apparently went to
the back window because I read the reports on this was knocking
you know trying to come into the back and they're all armed with
they got shut this guy pushes his life alert but what happens
to
so they bust the door down tased him a couple of times. And he's
just wearing underwear and then they shoot him How can we don't
have that sound? And they don't have the shooting? It was
unhooked Well, that's lame. Whatever the case was they did a
grand jury quick a quick grand jury on this and the police were
exonerated wait a minute what they did wait a
minute wait a minute wait a minute. You mean you lead me all
up to this and I don't get to hear any volts I don't get to
hear any I don't hear any gunshots This is no good
well I'm sorry but then again shot was never recorded. Oh
yeah. Oh
sure. Oh sure. The
guy shot himself let's face it. I don't know. I think I did have
the jet clip that I was trying to shoot this is just something
went on forever. It was in here there at the door for an hour
Wow an example of the you know the kind of the king's guard guy
pushes his button and they come in to say somebody says I'm okay
well when we made all the truck we had to draw all the trouble
to come here so we're gonna shoot you.
Wow. Like successfully bum me out. This is this is normally my
job.
and well if you wanted to my I think a better story since we're
gonna be talking about these sorts of you know police access
you know during the Obama administration is the one you
know about the University of California San Diego Student No
I don't cancel but this is a good one. The DEA is you guy
goes over visits a friend in San Diego I guess and disguise
Daniel Chang look him up Daniel Chang DEA just check it out. He
goes to visit a friend they DEA bus into the place and arrest
everybody for drug use even though this
is the guy who was in jail for five days had to drink his own
pee.
They handcuffed him, threw him into jail with cuffs odd and
then forgot about him. They forgot he was in there for five
days he had a drink his own pee
a suing him for $20 million. Now I think isn't it?
Well, let's say that he Sue's them for $20 million. And let's
say that they they pay $20 million or even 10 who actually
pays that money? Know when you pay iPad, nobody gets fired?
Nobody gives a crap. It's just money right out of the taxpayers
coffers. This is the problem with these government. These
government officials they don't do well. Whatever we lost did
lawsuit, put some guy in a different office someplace. I
mean, this this DEA has got to go, ah, the whole war on drugs.
This is a perfect example of what's wrong with it. Some they
don't even give a crap they throw the guy in jail and they
just lose the paperwork.
Up in those neck of the woods. You remember the two hikers who
were hiking in Iran and got arrested? The three you mean?
Well, there's three Yeah. But one of the one of the lessons
from Berkeley? Yes. Which is we know what spy Central? Yeah, so
two of them. Shane Bauer and Sarah assured, are now getting
married. Oh, and I know why. Okay, because when you're
married, you can't testify against your spouse.
Well, what zero to testify against Oh,
you watch there'll be then someone's gonna get hauled to
Disney. That'd be something there's going to be some kind of
trial. Something's gonna go on. Someone's going to ask questions
about what they were doing. You think that it just fell in love
the spies come on, man.
I love about the third guy. The third guy they got to kill him.
No,
I thought that didn't she come home. She had cancer or
something. Now
she had something she was either pregnant or she had cancer.
Yeah, something so there was some reason to release her. And
she was obviously released as part of you know, send her back.
Yeah, we'll keep these other two until somebody gives us back
some of our spies or whatever. It was a this was just there was
like the the Ling Ling and ting Tong those two idiots also from
Berkeley that got caught in North Korea. Yeah,
Spy central there and Berkeley not not just up the road from
you actually.
I went to Kitt. I went to a bench where I got my degree. Uh
huh. It was pre spy.
Wait a minute, no one ever said hey, man, you know, you want a
really cool gig. No one ever they?
They did do that with Gina Smith. They approached her not
Yeah. Gina Smith dice and she tells the story. This was during
that and she's like, I don't know. She's probably I don't
know, if
you don't know who Gina Smith is. She's, she was it was can
Tech TV as well. If you're one of those. No,
she was who I did ABC during the tech team or CBS during the Tech
TV era. She used to be an editor she then she ran Larry went to
Larry Ellison's companies for a while now she's starting a new,
a new domain.net which is going to turn into some publication.
And they run x three on it. And Gina tells the story of that she
was you know, she was one of the better students, which is what
they like. And the CIA literally approached her and asked her if
she was going to be a journalist and if she could work for them,
and they would place her in a good publication like the
Washington Post. And they would contact her every so often. It
because she she wanted to know what this is all about. They
would contact her every so often for just for her to use a phrase
or two for her to write a story. Really? Oh, wow. Just every so
often, it wouldn't be like a you know, you'd be having to go to
Langley and work. I get it, I get it. And that was that. And
then would you get good money? I don't know. I never did good.
So two things about this one, it's obvious you weren't good
enough. That's why you were never approached.
Very obvious, but to and this is pre this would be for anybody
started thinking that Cal would be a good place to, to, to, to
to what is it called when you recruit recruits
by? Well so the story that started at CNET and this
immediately makes me think that this is happening right now. I'm
sure
you the way by the way the agency has said they used to do
this and they stopped you right
now Oh, the the FBI needs a big story. Everyone's talking about
it. headline, we need wiretap ready websites. And so here's
the two relevant paragraphs from this scene which as far as I can
tell, originated with CNET, the FBI as general counsel office
has drafted a proposed law that the bureau claims is the best
solution Kolon, requiring that social networking websites and
providers of voice over IP instant messaging and web email,
alter their code to ensure their products are wiretap friendly,
and they even have a quote, if you create a service product or
app that allows a user to communicate, you get the
privilege of adding that extra coding an industry
representative who has reviewed the FBIs draft legislation told
CNET, the privilege, yes, the requirements apply only if a
threshold of a certain number of users is exceeded, according to
a second industry representative briefly briefed on it. So this
to me, screams bullcrap. You know, because there's no there's
no there's no documentation. The FBI hasn't released anything.
The CNET is portraying this as a huge scoop. And I can only think
maybe it's meant to divert our attention from CISPA passing the
Senate. It doesn't ring true to me. And it sounds exactly like
this Gina Smith story Hey, you know write this what do you
think?
Oh, wow, that's interesting. I never thought of it we should be
looking at all the stories like that. Well, I mean, we don't get
Woodward stuff like that.
And when I when I read a story like this, I want the document
and there is no document it's only just you know, industry
insiders that have spoken to where is this document? Come on
people this is the internet post this thing already? Put it on?
The you know, what does that bucket thing that dump thing?
What is it called? Dropbox, paste bin,
whatever just put us bin paste bin, put it out and dream of a
bunch of names just we just start paste bin.
Now on the other hand, we know that the that Mueller or
Mueller, the director of the FBI is walks around this Facebook
offices all the time. And we know that because it was in the
Time magazine article where he just sticks his head around the
doors. Hey, Zack, how you doing? I was in the building anyway.
Oops, just hanging out. Just me just me Director of the FBI.
Nothing, nothing to see here.
I find that peculiar.
Yeah. Well, so. You know, to me, it just it to me it sounds like
a big web story. I'm surprised you haven't been all over this.
You haven't? I haven't been all over it because I don't get to
know it. Follow everything for God's sake, because
you're too involved in other things.
You busy listening to TV. Watching C span
Yeah, watching C span I understand I under so
well. What do you think I mean? Bogut IV to begin with, because
what's the, what you can do, all you have to do is run any sort
of you can run web copier, or, or black widow or any of these,
these, these, these crawlers on almost any website, and you can
extract everything that's on the website, except some of the, you
know, hidden code. But for the most part, you're not going to
do that with this product either. And you could just pull
down everything without, well, at best
at best. The only thing that I mean, so what they're saying is,
you know, with this do extra? I don't I think it's just
cooperation, which sounds exactly like Cisco CISPA is
cooperation. So maybe this is just the I don't know, it sounds
to me. Like they're trying to distract attention from CISSP.
Yeah,
we went over nest curry to put the code in. Yeah, he's willing
to play ball he's playing. He's on the right list. We won't
worry about him. Let's go to the next guy.
Exactly. That's what it's gonna be.
Yeah, just gonna play ball. And that brand will see that they
can't do this already.
And that brings me that brings me to that. Claire Perry report
from Gitmo nation East. I didn't realize this until I read there.
But I love reading the reports. That's what I do. So you don't
have to not even you John C. Dvorak.
I don't bother anymore because I know you're gonna go over with a
fine tooth comb because you have some sort of you have some sort
of sickness. It's
mold poisoning, I tell you. So this is the independent
parliamentary inquiry into online child protection. This is
what now Virgin Media has already complied with. You
played the clip last week, where you know, they shut down bit
torn but of course, the whole thing is about porn. Oh is like
horrible porn. So I'm reading through this document and at the
very end, it says this independent report was sponsored
by Premier Christian media and in partnership with safer media
for a safer society. These are religious lobbying groups who
sponsored this report. Really, it's not it's not like the like
Parliament said, We need a report about this. We need an
independent parliamentary inquiry. They got 60 members of
parle MIT together and these guys sponsored it.
Sponsoring mean? Did they pay him money to come in and get
overtime?
Pay the party? Of course they do they make donations to the
party. And but these are these are anti porn religious freaks.
I'm just paraphrasing you know, you can believe whatever you
want. But yeah, they're against pornography and they're the ones
that this is not an inquiry that's independent. This thing
is completely rigged. It's a very interesting report. Is it
as any good is worth reading is because now now that you until
you I mean, when you get to the end, so with a knowledge upfront
that is sponsored by paid for by these Christian groups, then
it's much more fun to read it like okay, now I get why they're
saying this. That makes sense. Whereas obviously porn is good.
It's what the internet is for.
Interesting. What talking about religious? I noticed that Bill
Maher, I stopped watching him. Well, I tend to stop watching
him too. But it was interesting. He committed suicide. Right?
Well, in a, in a funny way, by attacking the church. Oh really,
like really attacking him? I mean, to the point where I don't
know who you know who he thinks he's kidding. But the Mormon
Church is the one that defeated Prop Eight, they they've
basically marijuana involved in a lot of political stuff that is
powerful. So it's not a group that you want to I don't have
anything against the Mormons personally. But if I did, I'd be
very circumspect because they stay if they have, you know,
Harry Reid is a Mormon.
Wait a minute, isn't this just a part of making Mormons look
crazy to to make to
look good, you want to do that if you're a political operative,
like Bill Maher is Obama bot. But I think he went overboard
here and I would predict I'm putting it in the red book that
he will be he will he will not be by this time next year. He
will not be on the air.
Last Friday show we're going into a pissing match with the
Internet. But the usual suspects are bitching that I was wrong
and saying that Mitt Romney's charitable giving doesn't count
because it all goes to his cult. Sorry, I meant to say his
ridiculous church. But religion cult truth is there's no real
definition of which is which it's more like if the shoe fits.
I personally define a cult as any religion with fewer
followers than Snooki has on Twitter. Also, Mormonism is
secretive. And that's another trait I associate with cults
Catholics own. They're crazy. It's right on the table. Mormons
are more like Fight Club.
In any event, it doesn't matter. And I'm very sorry if I called
your horseshit bullshit.
The real issue is when Mitt Romney gets a deduction for
giving to charity. The rest of us taxpayers have to cover the
loss. Okay. Great. Well, it wasn't funny, and it didn't have
me it wasn't funny.
At all. No. Was not laughing about that one.
And I think that may be a career killer.
Okay, you put that in the book? I don't know. I don't know. I
don't know.
I'm just saying you watch. It's not gonna be like something that
happens real quick. It'll be a slow death.
But meanwhile, I was watching always keeping an eye out for
what Warren Buffett is doing. And Warren Buffett, Berkshire,
Berkshire Hathaway, I should say, is very conservative
investor, you only invest in things that he knows are going
to work like machines that kill chickens, and railroads. And
his, his number one lieutenant is a guy named Charlie Munger.
Charlie Munger is 88 years old. And it was kind of interesting
because up front and center at the Berkshire Hathaway
shareholders meeting which is like do want to talk about a
cult. That's a real cult. Who's in the front row? Charlie Rose,
Bano? Ashton Kutcher.
I mean, it's a usual suspects.
The usual investable Bano, of course, a huge investor in all
things, Kleiner Perkins. And so the big news at this year's
event, Warren Buffett says, You know what, I have initial stage
prostate cancer. And so he goes on CNBC, and the girl there
asked him, you know, so wow, you know, what does this mean? His
answer was quite surprising to me.
What's different in the last couple of months is that Warren
has come out with his news about the prostate cancer. What was
your reaction
when he told you? Well, I were Got it as a total amount, I bet
I would bet a lot of money that I have more than he does.
I don't even check for it. Why? I think it's likely the cause of
do a dumb thing.
So my doctor puts down PSA tests. I just cross it off. How
interesting is that?
Was that all about? Well, he was that he was interviewed, she was
interviewed Charlie
Munger. That's, that's the number that's number to guide
Berkshire Hathaway. And he's 88. He looks great. By the way, he
doesn't look almost 90. And it says, you know, I don't do
tests. It's like, it'll make you do something stupid. What I read
between the lines oh, what you wait,
wait, let me let me try to deconstruct what you're
thinking. Because of the basis of this thought. Is the is these
fake?
Prostate cancer tests?
No, that fake test for the for the cervical. What's that? Still
HPV, HPV, as a fake test essentially means a machine that
tests but then you know the things pretty it doesn't really
it's not doesn't it can't nail is a bogus test. It's just a
guess the machines are guessing machine. That's not exactly what
I want to say Finish. So monger being one of these massive
investors who probably had to x will never have access to a
million years. No knows.
Exactly. I don't want to even says I bet I have more cancer
than Warren does. I just don't want to know. I just found that
a complete while he'd said one other thing. And this was the
thing that I was like, Whoa. Okay, when you're almost 90, I
guess you can say whatever you want. As
an investor, though einhorn used this whole thesis that he had
the idea that too much of a good thing is a bad thing. To say
that in a normal situation like this, he would be buying stocks
selling bonds and selling gold, but because he doesn't trust the
Fed, he says he's buying gold right now. Is that a thesis?
That makes sense?
Well, not to me. I think gold is a great thing to sew onto your
garments of your Jewish family in Vienna in 1939. Wow.
Okay, and then what else? I think civilized people don't buy
gold mega civilized people don't buy gold. I'm with him. Whenever
those guys say hey, I'm going be that's all I know.
Yeah, well, this guy is this guy sounds like he's a little too in
the know.
I was like, wow, okay. Okay, this is good. My goodness. If
you're a Jew in Austria in 1930 so it into your pockets.
Otherwise if you're in the in the civilized people don't buy
gold. I got no prostate cancer. These elites man there is a
whole they had live in a whole different world. Not the world.
You and I live in my friend.
Apparently not. And they don't know they haven't been over to
the house recently.
And that it's time for our
message is clear.
So Lucifer clippity clop on her little video podcast there,
which you can find that video.state.gov Which I look at
religiously. She all of a sudden out of the blue. And is it anti
bullying month or something I couldn't find any executively I
couldn't find any executive orders. I couldn't find any
proclamations. But this is her sitting in her office, or
wherever she does those videos looks more like a hotel room.
And it's just interesting. I travel
the world, I try to meet with people to talk about what's
happening in their communities and countries. And one of the
things I see wherever I go is that communities that foster
tolerance and accept diversity tend to be more prosperous,
successful and better places to live. Strong societies draw
strength from the talents of women, people with disabilities,
religious minorities, LGBT people, those have diverse
racial and ethnic backgrounds. That's as true in the United
States as it is everywhere else. Today across North America,
students and teachers are coming together to take a stand against
bullying. Building Communities of tolerance is something every
person can contribute to in your own school or workplace or where
you worship or even in the streets of your own community.
If you see someone being bullied, please speak up.
Oh, wait a minute. You mean like this Lucifer so I mean, that is
the land of unconfirmed Yes, we came. We saw he died.
Yeah, hello, I'm raising my hand I see someone bullying
and if you're being bullied, please reach out. out to a
teacher, a hotline
or a friend. Now, now watch her go into personal mode,
know that you are not alone help is available. And we all want
you to be able to just persist through this terrible experience
for you. And you know what, what? If you're the bully, oh,
if you're bullying someone else, send your resume. Please take a
hard look at your actions and the pain you cause. I don't
think you want to keep doing that.
I don't think you want to keep doing that because I will rip
your head off you shit. Because
whether it's physical, emotional or social, bullying is wrong.
And we can all contribute to more tolerant supportive
environments, and to stamping out bullying where ever it
happens. Let's really all commit ourselves to working together to
do that.
Okay. So I'm like, wow, this is so weird. And you know, it was
weird. Well, it fits in with something else that I found so,
okay, yeah, of course.
It's less weird,
ya know, it gets a lot more understandable. So I'm like wow,
you know, this is now you know, my stance on this is that these
anti bullying laws are in effect being brought in to stop for
your free speech you know, you're not allowed to say hey,
you ugly shit,
you can't say was a kid and I think other listeners will
remember this. And you're you and I of course I'm in total
agreement with this thesis which is all about free speech. There
used to be a bullies were always somebody that would either punch
you or they're pushing you or they were doing something like
that there are big juicy football team guys just goofing
around. And and there used to be a phrase that you I have not
heard it by any of these bullying people, which was
Sticks and stones may break my bones but
names will never hurt me. Exactly. That's what I grew up
with too.
I think most people did. So in other words, name calling and
all this stuff. Too bad. You know, it's not good. But what
difference does it make is not breaking a bone or give me a
black guy is not doing any damage. So if somebody calls you
a you know, a dipshit, or, or ugly, ugly freak, whatever they
call you, it's just you know, well, you put up with it.
What are you shaking your head for now? That what are you
shaking your head for? Man? What's wrong with your head?
What's that twitch? What's wrong with you? Dude, you're sick.
Ooh, you're weird. Go away.
I am now that is bullying. I had girls abuse is bullying. I got
beat up by
a girl once.
You did, yes. Yes. perishing?
Yes. And you think I was bullied before. But after I got beat up
by the girl, dude. By the way later, we met like 20 years
later, and we were like, like, we're kind of good friends.
So this so I saw this syndrome.
Yeah. Right. So I see this. And then last night. You know, after
after I woke up from my sickness induced sleep. Ms. Mickey was
watching some movie on the on demand here on this horrible
Time Warner system. And so I tried to get out of it. And
these, you know, the menus on this thing is impossible. And
somehow I lock into the Common Sense Media channel. Have you
ever seen this? Have you ever heard of the common sense? No. I
heard of it. I mean, the whole thing is little little podcast
episodes about bullying. And like, Well hold on a second, and
I have the audio of one of them love.
It's always a difficult subject for parents to discuss with
their kids. And with today's teen romance is playing out not
just in school hallways, but also online and ugly breakup can
sometimes turn into digital harassment,
digital harassment, John, this is let's find out what this is
all about.
Digital harassment is when kids use social networks, cell phones
and other digital devices to intimidate, track or threaten
someone. It's a lot like cyber bullying, but usually only
involves two people in a romantic relationship.
Okay, so let's mark this down. The new phrase is digital
harassment. So like, what is this organization?
Now who is this again,
you've got to look at this. You go to common sense.org. It's
Common Sense Media. They are a 501 C four Corporation actually
a
common sense. media.org is probably the same as if you just
plugging the Avengers.
Well, well, thank you. You have now the same thing. It's the
exact same thing. So I'm like, What is this now look at the
board of directors of this thing, by the way that I have
the form 990 and they are a 501 C corporation which does not
require them to list their donors. But I see here from the
documentation that they got 4 million in direct donor chips
that are not specified because they don't have to. Now take a
look at the board of directors. Oh, rich, rich Barton.
Yeah look at it from Mitch cape for
Yeah. Oh, but do you see the number four on the list?
Chelsea Clinton? Well, Mitch Kay poor is famous for a lot of
this.
Look at the board of advisors who's in sacks. Look at the
board of advisors. Look how liquid these are. Here we have
chairman of former chair of Kaboodle oxygen media. This is
like the biggest elites of elites. And by the way, the the
people who run this outfit, James P Steyer. CEO Larry Baer,
the
President CEO of the San Francisco Giants,
are this is the biggest drinking club ever. Oh, yeah, this
is totally a drinking club. But listen, listen to this first
republic. So this is even Hornick general partner of
August capital, which is I know that guy. I know a lot of these.
You slept
with him, didn't you? Yeah. So he wishes let me let me just
give you some details.
Zagat co founder chairs Zagat survey Alice water anything else
waters is involved in his like this was Alice Waters. Shape a
nice woman. What? Alice Waters is famous. Look her up Sunday.
can now listen to me for a second. So the CEO makes
$330,000 The CEO Oh 220,000. Yeah. Drinking club nonprofit.
Susan sacks. 102. She's the interim presidency. Oh, that CFO
makes 176,000 Elizabeth Pearl Editor in Chief 215,000. The
chief education officer makes officer makes 185 grand total
salaries just of the executives $2 million a year for this
nonprofit organization. They make eight $4 million off of
licensing their content. What content this this crap that they
didn't put on Time Warner television. And but what is it?
So here so there's two videos on the current lineup, you've got
the whole thing about bullying, which it didn't pull the clip.
Then there's the digital harassment, which I think is
more interesting, because that's going to be a new meme. But then
listen to this from their YouTube channel are the
odds in your favor. Enter the Common Sense Media review
contest and find out. Did you love the Hunger Games movie?
This is a promo. This whole organization is set up to
promote movies to kids,
the movie everything you hoped for, or were you bombed? Tell
the world in a video review and you could win an iPad three. The
runner up prizes aren't bad either. You can win an iPad we
have movie tickets and lots of great Hunger Games swag to give
away
the Hunger Games swag.
Wow. And these people are Well no wonder they're making so much
money. They're just do just for the movie business. But it gets
better but as Donate now. The money Yeah, that gets obviously
millions and millions of dollars in donations from these, you
know? Unbelievable. Do you take guy you're bummed out. This is
very depressing.
This has to be in it. Number one. Tell us what the right age
is to see the movie. Is there stuff in the movie that's not
appropriate for your younger brother or sister? What did you
think it's the right age for kids to see this movie? Why
isn't it right for someone younger? But no spoilers.
Someone may watch your review that hasn't read the book.
And we want them to go see the movie. Don't put any spoilers in
there. Everything they got everything. No spoilers. Yeah,
but every movie is reviewed by them. They give it a
TV they got advice videos, toddlers and TV. Yep. Kids can
be great digital creators. Truth about sexting. Oh, that should
be a good one. You want to hear that one? Let's play it. Okay.
I'll see what the truth is about sexting.
Okay. Let me just go find it. Yeah, this is and with this
board. I was like, whoa, hold on. Where do you see that?
It's on the videos, advice, advice. Video advice.
Okay, where's
truth about sexting near the bottom second from the bottom?
In the middle? Oh, yeah.
Okay. Wow. Let's find out John. Should we be sexting or not?
Here we go. Oh, it may be inappropriate for your kids the
following material According this was the movie reviews,
parent tips. Common Sense media.org. was Katy Perry? On
your video,
Beyonce sings about it. Pop Stars Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens
and Pete Wentz have done it. And chances are your teens or
someone they know has also sent a nude or review When photo to a
friend
sexting sexy texting seriously, What era are you from? Well, you
two were playing house, cook and I were trading super hot texts,
sexting has quickly become a part of teen romance. One in
five teens admit they've sent nude or semi nude pictures of
themselves to others through their cell phones and computers.
The problem is that in this 24/7 digital world where anything can
be copied, sent and posted, a private photo can quickly become
global.
This is also about shutting down access to your internet access
to your kids. This is meant to freak parents out.
Yes, but they don't want kids seeing it. So the kids would
wouldn't say that's bull crap.
On the emotional,
legal concept sides that it's only my tits.
devastating for both the sender and recipient overstating. So
what's behind this growing phenomenon?
What's behind the growing phenomenon? What do you think is
the is the boogeyman in this one.
Romney is thinks it's okay to sex or you know, send naked
pictures of themselves. Because it's not really a big thing. A
lot of times I don't think we actually think that it's sexting
because we're just like flirting, and it's just on text
message. Teens will usually sex does a joke, sometimes is a
token of affection.
I'm too bored. I'm bored already. Anyway, this is a
promotional arm of the movie industry. And they have chosen
the very interesting construction. So they do not
have to reveal their donors. And the $8 million
to the donors are paramount, or you can't there is no we can't
know. We universal Sony. We can't know.
Here. It's grants, gifts contributions and membership
fees in 2010 5.5 million. But then they have a purpose.
Whereas it doesn't there's another 4 million, but we don't
know where it came from. They don't have to fill it in because
of the construction they've they've chosen. So you don't
have and so it's just not in there
yet. So I'm saying yeah, I'm telling you who it is. Oh, yeah,
I know. Universal.
So they're pulling out on this bullying mean?
The whole page three. I think it's Page Three is Yeah, page
three. And you can see one of the donors got it. They have a
couple of donors. Logos of almost logos there. Page three
of what of the videos. Oh, really tons of these videos.
I know. There's another page. Oh, page three. There we go.
Okay.
So you got you got you. Good. The Googlers are giving him
money on board. Yeah, no doubt in my mind. How to upload videos
to YouTube is like a video on. Yeah, following instructions in
his avatars down at the bottom. That's got to be some characters
and something but I will point
out that their form 990 is nowhere to be found on their own
website. They don't actually post that the whole thing just
but you know, Chelsea Clinton, come on.
Yeah, no, that's the giveaway. Yeah. Just follow the follow the
Clintons.
That's all you got to do. It's all about bullying.
I'll give you that as the as the website. Find it the day. Okay,
thanks. I'm gonna have a jingle for it. Sorry. Now we don't. Our
10 beliefs. We believe in media sanity, not censorship. Ah,
there's the first one you can go with. Yeah,
they're also a real agenda 21 outfit they got a lot about
climate and saving the world and all this stuff. And no wonder
they're all over the Hunger Games. And while we're on that
topic, we might as well roll out a little bit of not just the
last episode, John, are we talking about? A total lack of
birds. Killed by windmills.
Yeah, the pile of pelicans,
the pile of pelicans. So let me first of all, I you know,
they're there. Did we talk about the pelicans that are dying?
No, but I have a clip where's your Where's where's the
pelicans dying here. I'm sure I left it didn't weird that it it
out reported bird deaths. Yeah, that's it
hit it. The COC says of over 100 pelicans have been removed by
workers near the town of Pueblo attend on the northern coast of
Peru. During the past two months around 1200 pelicans and 900
Dolphins amongst other animals are reported to have died along
the coastline. An investigation into the deaths will be carried
out by Peruvian officials.
There you go in Peru. Exactly. So I see this little article in
The New York Times who of course,
maybe somebody's reading our headlines on our show and then
using it as code. Yes. And so the harlot pelicans, we must
kill the pelicans.
The New York Times heard us talking about actually not that
it's ABC, the American bird. What is their name company?
Yeah, the American bird Conservancy. So I see this
article in New York Times using Google Earth as a platform, the
American bird conservancy creates an interactive web based
map that highlights more than 2000 places in the United States
where birds are likely to be particularly vulnerable to
impact from wind energy development. So I go to this. So
they sent out a press release and ABC. And they indeed they've
created a Google map where windmills might kill birds. They
don't actually say they kill birds. But they do say that a
recent study published in the 2011 online peer reviewed
journal of Public Library of Science I didn't even look those
guys up indicates there's approximately three and a half
Giga three and a half 1000 gigawatts of wind potential on
already disturbed lands in the United States more than 10
times. The Department of Energy's National goal for wind
power generation by 2030. They're saying stop the
windmills. Mike, who is this outfit? Well, their total
revenue was $8.4 million. And 2010 2 million
do one of these things rather than just show? What Yeah, we
got these phony baloney operations. It's
beautiful. And again, one of these 5014 C four companies
where they do not have to report their donors. So gifts, grants,
contributions, $8.394 million. Lobbying, they spent $566,000
And by the way, I like birds. I'm not against birds. But where
does all this money go? Because they do show where their money
goes to. It's all to South America. They send you in North
America $30,000 grants to recipients in the region, South
America $2 million $2 million.
That's is interesting. It makes me now wonder about digital.
Here's the thing. When they showed this report, it was on
the BBC. They showed two dead pelicans. And they were
wondering if they had been dead for a while and they just
putting him into a bin. And they showed no dead dolphins even
though supposed to be 100 Dead dolphins. So this whole thing
could be completely bogus. Could be I mean, I didn't see 100 Dead
pelicans. I didn't see 100 Dead
dolphins show me the pelicans. Where are they?
I mean, when we have an oil spill, you have people watching
hundreds of ducks and you can see the ducks. So what's up?
I don't know. And then, of course, we have the Rio plus 20
Coming up in our biodiversity corner here. And what's the
douchebags name Kashkari. The head of the IPCC, the
interplanetary Panel on Climate Change? Yeah. So they have a new
report out which I have not been able to get through 594 pages.
Sorry. It only just came out this morning. But they do have a
couple of quotes. This is trust.org. Here's quotes from
the douche with the beard. I think global society has to
realize that we should do it in like an Indian accent but I have
no patience for that has to realize we are affecting the
climate of this planet. And this is the only planet we have. He
said in Bangkok while I was living in up with the hookers
and pot Pong. What is clear is that the average temperatures
are going to rise in many parts of the world. Many scientists
believe that at current rates of emissions the planet is headed
towards at least three and a half degrees Celsius rise in
average temperatures this century. And now the words that
matter, it is virtually certain that increases in the frequency
and magnitude of warm daily temperature extremes will occur
in the 21st century on global scale, it is very likely that
the length frequency and or intensity of heat waves will
increase. changing weather and patterns are also expected to
bring more extreme weather including worsening droughts and
floods. So when you use words like virtually certain and very
likely, it doesn't sound very scientific.
It's not scientific and we've always had floods, we've always
had extreme temperatures. We've always had droughts. This has
been going on since I was a little kid now before then you
can read the you could read the literature from the 1700s. And
it was always these issues. But because they're so extreme, and
nobody seems to remember from one year to the next I still
have people living around me in California who seem to forget
every single year that June and July are cold in the Bay Area.
They're very cold. Oh, I don't remember ever being this cold.
Yeah, no, it's always been cold. June Gloom in Los Angeles is
what we call And so you end up with a bunch of people that are
very easily swayed by Oh, it's worse than ever. Yeah. But it's
not the changes the same as always, and none. And
so I am very excited to read this, this report, again, 594
pages, because I'll just read you from the index. And I'll be
doing this for Thursday. Show it I mean, unless there's nothing
in it. But you know, these things. Got it because this has
got to be in a, I have a kicker in there. Yeah, this has got to
be an agenda 21 thing because the name of this report is
managing the risks of extreme events and disasters to advance
climate change, adaption. We read that, again, managing the
risks of extreme events and disasters to advance climate
change, adaptation. Wow.
So it's almost
like a playbook managing that I mean,
here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna have these normal
disasters happen, I'll tell you when we're going to manage them
now. Otherwise, you're going to use them manage use them as a
methodology to push our climate change agenda. So whatever scam
to make money is involved, which is what this is really about. If
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And I want to remind people that we do appreciate these donations
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Yeah, I mean, I still want to see the Hunger Games and I just
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Like it was actually nice. It was a pretty big audience for a
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because no one has a job everyone's ever has to work.
That's what that's all about. That's easy. Oh, anyway, they're
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I was gonna start slick production. I was
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always say is the result in? Well,
according to the chat room, we have a lambda is edging forward.
Good. Yeah, it'd be a lot more entertaining. We're sick of
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He just won. There you go. So sorry. cozies out,
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want to know about but that's the tame one. We want to know
about the we want to know about Greece and Greece the more
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Mmm hmm. No other God is. While it'd be very interesting to see
what this guy does.
What says we're talking politics. No, there you go. I
think it's time. Oh, for a new segment. Do we have a jingle?
Not yet. The weekly hooker report. Ah.
Okay. Well, someone will come up with a jingle and I presume I'm
supposed to play the weekly hooker report now. Yes, well,
there
is a new rape allegation against the former head of the
International Monetary fun. Dominique Strauss Kahn is
currently caught up in a prostitution scandal in France.
But that investigation has now led police to another woman who
says she was working as a prostitute when she was gang
raped at a Strauss Kahn sex party at a Washington DC hotel
back in 2010. Strauss Kahn was arrested last year after a New
York City Hotel made accused him of raping her. Those charges
were dropped but she is now suing him in civil court. In the
Colombian prostitute at the center of the Secret Service
scandal is opening up about what happened. Danielle Londen knows.
Suarez spoke at a Colombian radio station, and she claims
the agent owed her 800 bucks after the night with her she
called all the agents of fools for not resolving the matter by
giving her the money.
And that is our weekly hooker report. Wait, I
have I have a late to entry to our weekly hooker report. Okay,
as the Colombian prostitute known as Miss Suarez has been
interviewed regularly now in Colombia. And I have a couple of
quotes from her if you would like to hear I have probably She
only speaks Colombian but I have the quotes. Miss Suarez said
quote, they were a bunch of fools. They are responsible for
Obama security and they still let this happen. I could have
done 1000 other things. If I had wanted to. I could have gone
through all his documents, his wallet, his suitcase. But here's
the best part. Miss Suarez told the car kata called news and cut
the hanja as she called the police after the Secret Service
agent with whom she spent the night refused to pay her the
$800 he had promised. Here's the quote. Let's go bitch. I'm not
going to pay you Whoo I love that. Hey, bitch. Let's go
bitch. I'm not gonna pay you. By the way. It was only $27 not 30
not 37 $27 that he paid for a cab. That was what was for so
and that wraps up our weekly hooker report guy. We need a
jingle for that, don't we?
Yes, a beauty. Yeah, it'd be a great jingle so we can have some
fun with that one. But then
we could also have our weekly zombie report. Yeah, where
hundreds of zombies have taken over the streets of Prague for
the annual zombie walk through the Czech capitol. People from
all over the country dressed up as The Waking Dead with fake
blood and painted white faces. The zombies walking through the
city attracting local locals and tourists along the way. It's the
fifth year running that the procession has taken place.
Now actually support this when they're screaming going on. I
think that would be good screaming background.
So they show the proof support this? Yes, I do. Because they
have they have a web a website, zombie walk dot c, Zed, or CZ if
in America. And they actually explain what it's all about. I'm
going to have a Google Translate. So I guess that's
kind of good. Why we do it. So this is the Google Translate
version, which is interesting to read always deliberately
sometimes look around you as you walk down the street. How many
people you pass every day in the crowd, we can notice many
features in common. Their views are extinct and living barely
enough energy that the body is forced to perform mechanical
tasks learned to work shopping, home television and sleep. A
similar disease affects a part of today's teenagers. The world
is only two summerskill 3d dimension of computer games,
heads have dealt only essential physical functions and need for
passive Xavi. Visually, perhaps we resemblance between zombie
movies and those who roam the streets like a body without a
soul maybe so Nevertheless, we think with enough exaggeration,
between these individuals and zombies difference, a few
degrees Celsius of body temperature, in case of zombie
walk several layers of makeup. And if anyone sees this
connection as well, we have achieved zombie walk result in
which we dared to hope. Let's meet the extraordinary rate
reality. So the idea is if I can read through the translation,
oh, yeah, it's kind of good. Like, this is what you're
trying to make a point. It's a good point. I
like it. Yeah, you
guys are all zombies and let's let's celebrate with you your
idiocy by just showing you what you look like. Walking around
and there. You know, it's kind of a satire.
I like it. Why don't we have zombie walks here? I think they
could catch on. Yeah. Well, we do have streaking they've heard
my plea. Ella would do he was there
some Strykers? Well, you became a sexual offender when you
well in Montreal, the students up in, actually, Quebec, and
this is from one of our producers who sent in the link
and the link is of course in French. The government student
unions have been butting heads for months now. And now the
students are holding nightly marches in Montreal, and they're
all walking around naked. It's awesome. The video was great.
They get latest videos. Yeah, and they're not ugly. You know.
Some of the some of them are hotties to get Buck was some
other girls got the boobs hanging out there wouldn't be
other walking around in diapers. It's crazy. I tell you these
guys great. Can you imagine that happening in America? You'd be
tased within three seconds be tasted then shot so yeah, you've
Pete Obear you can't do that. That's no good. No, I thought
that was I thought that was outstanding. I'm very proud very
proud of our Canadian brothers and sister and up there that's
good. That's very good.
So we wanted to talk a little bit about this a minute at least
about the blind dissident in the in the thing in China trying to
figure out what that's all about. Have you thought about
this much you know that it was the guy who was busted into the
US Embassy asked for asylum. This is of fame Chun I think
changed his name. His Will tiny out Yeah. Chica ching ching.
Yeah, that's it. And he wanted to asylum and they wanted and
they said, Well, we're gonna do a deal. We will let you know
that. You guys you come back to the Chinese. The whole thing was
done around Hillary's visit. Almost. It was time
beautifully. Yeah, it was kind of time to really pay attention
to what she was saying.
It was done by the Chinese. They set the guy because the guys
always been under how he first he was arrested. It was in jail
for four years, essentially for busting a bunch of corrupt
politicians that were forced doing forced sterilizations in
his part of China. And they weren't you know, they were
getting embarrassed by the party and so they found the guy guilty
of blocking traffic or something, some crazy charges
that are pretty dumb. And they threw him in jail for four
years. And then after they released him, they kept him
under house arrest under lock and key. But by some wild
coincidence, he got away and made his way to Beijing to be
there a day before Hillary showed up. Yeah. Interesting how
that works, isn't it? Now I'm my thinking at first, I think was
just got something to do that mi six guy that was murdered. Now
as far as I did. I think it's China, doing this to purposely
embarrass the United States government make him lose face
because within this report, which I have here, from the BBC,
there is one face loss incident that takes place and you'll hear
it when he does the report, or assistant ambassador, they let
the guy go, here's the story. They let the guy go and then
they locked him up again. He says, Hey, you can't do that.
And without the with or without assurances, or our assistant
ambassador, tried to visit him to give him some gifts that
people have collected from and some cell phones and a bunch of
thugs kept the guy from going in and then told him to get out of
there. And he had to leave the things on the porch. It was it
was totally humiliating. And I think this was done to send a
message to Hillary and I'm not sure what the message is that
you know, Quit messing around with us because you're screwing
us in Africa but play this thing.
The blind lawyer is one of China's most famous activists
detained for seven years beaten savagely by Communist Party
officials for exposing human rights abuses. The hospital last
night Mr. Chen made a dramatic CALL TO US Congressman on the
guard once again and afraid for his family. He appealed for
help. He said China had broken its promise to guarantee his
freedom and safety. And he wanted to go to America so I can
make any comments. The US Deputy Ambassador today had the
humiliation of being prevented from seeing Mr. Chair, gifts and
mobile phones he had for him were left on the doorstep, the
way barred by plainclothes thugs. We took them out and then
drove everyone out. The American Embassy doctor and a translator
were the only people allowed in as they visited China announced
Mr. Chen could like any citizen apply to go abroad if he wanted.
Across town, Hillary Clinton was meeting China's leaders to find
ways the world's established superpower and its rising one
can work together, whether tackling the nuclear programs of
North Korea and Iran, or conflicts in Sudan and Syria.
What might make that easier news a US university has offered Mr.
Chen a law fellowship
over the course of the day. Progress has been made to help
him have the future that he wants. And we will be staying in
touch with him.
Don't look over here nothing to see. Look at that.
So the one thing that was the to me that this was really all
about was to show Hillary who's boss.
I would agree with that. Honestly, I was too I was
feeling so poorly that I just like I just couldn't deal with
it all. But all I know is that that was the only news what she
actually had to say. You saw no clips of it. There's just no
information do you not even know what she said what she was
talking about?
You know, no, and I agree with that. And here's the weird part
that is not reported but every time that she came into this to
meet with the Chinese guy who was accompanying her that did
meet with the Chinese guy and done by me with the top Chinese
officials, but who is accompanying her following
around everywhere she went Timmy
Oh Little Timmy
I found that very weird. He was following her wherever she went
she sat down at the state Jenna stage with the with the with the
Chinese guy and Timmy was sitting on a big chair right
next door.
Do you know what his office number is? Someone sent me this
at the Federal Reserve has, you know everyone has a number on
their office? Yeah. 3330 No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know.
Wow. How was that? Well, that's, you know what? There is a video
on videos that state.gov I think I'll take a look at it, but
it'll have to be tomorrow because I'm just
I don't think it's a topic we need to follow anymore because
it just seems to me to be just Sugriva just some, you know,
posturing I think it's bull crap. Oh, good IV, okay.
In pipeline news, some interesting things taking place,
Russia and Japan. And this is historically interesting and to
see if you remember this, are now in talks to build a gas
pipeline, which would go from Russia. To the Sakhalin Island.
Now, do you know about the Sakhalin Island? No, but I'm
going to find out well, the socket in Sakhalin Island has
always been a major a major
bone of contention bone of
contention between the Russians and the Japanese. And this if
you look at the if you consult the book of knowledge, this goes
way, way back. How do you spell it? Sierra Alpha kilo hotel
Alpha Lima, India November, essentially, the last time that
these guys fought over these islands where they it was a huge
liquid natural gas plant processing plant was after the
Second World War. And the Soviets essentially took over
and they were supposed to give it back but they never did. And
it keeps coming up. And you remember an 83 Korean Air flight
double oh seven, which was shut down that happened over these
islands, because they thought they were encroaching on their
sovereign airspace. So now all of a sudden the Russians and the
Japanese and of course we know that we desperately want to get
gas to the Japanese because they need it. They've shut down their
last nuclear reactor even though they have tons of gas underneath
Tokyo itself, which of course they can't do much with. Imagine
fracking there. Everyone's everyone's like, just pining.
You know, we're trying to send stuff off of our Gulf Coast.
Everyone's trying to get the gas to Japan because that's going to
be a bonanza. But interesting that this is happening with the
Sakhalin Island. And just something to keep our eye on.
Then we had a drone strike. I love the way the New York Times
reports on this New York Times. You guys are crap. Okay. Your
total bull crap. Your shills for the Ministry of Truth. Just how
they report at you Okay. What are you doing?
It's just a shot through the window. Keep going.
Did you shoot someone? No. An American drone fired a volley of
missiles into a house close to the Afghan border on Saturday,
killing eight suspected militants and indicating us
resolve to continue with the attacks despite renewed
Pakistani opposition officials said Where was the strike? Well,
would you believe it was North Waziristan? Yeah. And of course,
so Baluchistan red book. That's right. Did it? Is it? Did we put
that in the book? Didn't we belong? Hassan was era Stan. So
this is pipeline protection people? Yeah, this is pipeline
protection to Afghanistan. We're done. We'll keep our guys in
until 2024. To make sure no one mess with the pipeline,
Baluchistan I guess I guess it goes with the poppies and the
poppies and guess those guys were a pushover. I did
get a letter from one of our listeners, by the way, who said
he has a friend in in Afghanistan. And he was pitching
to him because all they were doing was protecting the poppy
fields. Oh, yeah.
And so it was zero. Stan, that is exactly where the pipeline
goes through, as predicted, and now oh, well, you have
militants? It's, I'm sorry, it's al Qaeda insurgency. And we're
just, we're just droning people. And then once
the word gets out that you're gonna get drowned. If you start
messing with the pipelines, I think that'll protect that just
a form of protection.
That's good job. We're doing well. And then I read something
that I thought I would just bring up because we talk a lot
about fracking. And, you know, if you relate this to vaccines
as an example, Vax, you know, if you create a vaccine, and as
long as you call it a vaccine, I think you're okay. I mean, we
have a we have a new habit in the shownotes. Actually, we
have, you know, this anti nicotine vaccine. So that, you
know, you won't you don't we won't want to smoke seen that.
Well, they actually say in that report. Although nicotine is not
a virus, the nanoparticles target the chemicals as if it
were by initiating an immune response. This is the Trixie,
this is how they get his bow. Good tip. Well, the reason why
they do it is because then they can't get sued because the
American government has indemnified, all pharmaceutical
companies from being sued over anything that happens to you.
Due to a vaccine. We know this. So that's,
oh, that's nice. I like it. So good thinking. So turns out,
so that's how they that language is important. And by the way,
I've gotten a lot of emails from doctors saying, Hey, man, you
know what you're talking about? You're full of crap, man. It is
a vaccine because it worked on the nanoparticles with it. Okay,
fine. So it works like a like an immune thing. Good. So you can
you can target the immune response so you can call it a
vaccine great, so we can't sue you. But I found out something
about fracking, which is along the same lines, which is called
the Halliburton loophole. Have you ever heard of this?
Yeah, I think so this is it has to do with water. Yes.
Yeah. So the rig, so first of all, fracking, which is, if you
hear about shale gas, getting gas from shale, they do that
through fracking. And the reason of course, that we can do that
now is because there's almost enough money to do it, but they
really got to raise the price of gas to have natural gas in order
to do it really profitable, but they'll get there. The real
reason for the recent explosion, this is from William Engdahl,
Professor angle. The real reason for the recent explosion of
fracking in the United States is the passage of legislation in
2005 by US Congress that exempts the oil industries hydraulic
fracking activity, from regulatory supervision by the US
Environmental Protection Agency, under the Safe Drinking Water
Act. The oil and gas industry is the only industry in America
that is allowed by the EPA to inject known hazardous materials
directly into or adjacent to underground drinking water
supplies. It's known as the Halliburton loophole. And of
course, this was brought in by Dick Cheney when he became vice
president. So this fracking business, it's a bonanza because
even if you you know, in look on YouTube, just you know, igniting
your faucet, you know, lighting your water on your take a
lighter to your faucet, and people can actually make the
water that comes out of their faucet burn, because of all
these highly dangerous chemicals that are being used for fracking
is getting into the water supply. But the US government
has indemnified the oil and gas industry against this.
So you're saying that this is a this is a standard from Cheney
being in office and Halliburton loophole? Yep. Well, wait, how
long has Obama been in office?
Let me think he's working on his fourth year now.
What is he done about this?
Yeah, he's more. More more of it. More fracking.
And he's got that that horrible Sheila Jackson or whatever her
name is? She led Joe what is her Sheila Jackson Lee? No, no, the
head of the the EPA,
oh, Lisa Jackson, Martha, Fred Jackson, whatever her name was
Now Fred Jackson,
Fred Jackson, cheeks. Like, you know, she was good as she you
know, when she'd come in there? She's such a tough baby.
No, no, I don't I'm not gonna happen scams. Alright, so now
let me move back to vaccines because I continue to get
fantastic information. And I will remind everybody that, you
know, Pfizer reported their numbers 19% Drop in profit
because of the, the Bonanza they had with their pharmaceuticals
that have gone out of patent. And so vaccines is, of course,
the new Bonanza, particularly if you could now say, well, it
initiates an immune response. Therefore, it is a vaccine. So
you can't get sued, which means you don't have to do long
clinical trials and all of this stuff. And the BBC is shilling a
report from the Lancet. And here's the title, anti psychotic
drugs made me want to kill myself. And here's what it's
about. So there's been a couple of reports recently, that
placebos work just as well as these antidepressants. And
there's some real scientific studies that have been done.
There's I forget the guy's name. There's a doctor who has been
pushing this, he'll be dead soon enough, don't worry. And, you
know, they tested it, and you know, people who received the
placebo think, wow, you know, I feel better, and then they
actually feel better. But this report now, is saying that over
years over a long length of time, that you need to actually
be taking the real deal. Otherwise, you could have a
relapse into schizophrenia. So they're now using a once again,
the scientific community to promote psychotropic drugs. And
not just you know, it's only good if you take it for a long,
long time. 10 to 15 years, although otherwise you might
want to kill yourself again.
Yeah. They would do their they do their part.
And then my favorite,
as public be damned. We've been
talking about the Diagnostic and Statistical men manual of mental
disorders known as DSM DSM five is on its way right now. And
this is the manual that determines and defines what the
autistic spectrum disorder is.
All the rest of it. Turn out that being a podcaster it means
you're clinically insane. You
are and you have odd
pod Cast ology.
So this is the Day on March 13, PLOS medicine, whoever that is,
but I like it. So now it's an independent group that has good
examined the financial conflicts of interest of members of the
American Psychiatric Association responsible for updating this
DSM manual, the so called Bible of psychiatry, despite a new APA
policy designed to address conflicts of interests. nearly
70% of current DSM five task force members have financial
relationships with pharmaceutical companies up from
57% From the previous manuals version, but even better 83% of
current contributors to the psychiatric disorders section.
And everyone responsible for the sleep disorders section have
links to the pharmaceutical industry 83%
It's a bonanza. Well,
there's a put it in the Red Book. AD, it's the sleep
disorder. That's what the the new pills will be sleep disorder
because that's, that's where all the shows are in. Okay, Sleep
Disorder. You got it in the Red Book.
I just put it in. I put this li i just put the word sleep
disorder and then put your initials and I'm highlighting it
with the pink highlighter. What
do you mean let me let me sign it with the auto pen home. Okay.
So a couple of light stories
before we wrap it up with Gary Johnson's libertarian nomination
speech.
funniest story I thought this week was this one best buy punks
customer doesn't need to lead in. No ringing off the hook. On
your side's Michael Finley is here to explain. Oh this is a
nightmare. Yeah, listen to this I'm going to try to get a cell
phone repaired has a warning to all of us log out of your mobile
account first. Rich do very return his phone T cell phone to
BestBuy but forgot to log out of his mobile Facebook account.
minutes after he left the store Facebook status message went out
from his old phone saying he is gay by employee must have seen
it instantly friends and relatives began calling is
happening explain it to you know certain people that really
haven't been in contact where it was. I feel I shouldn't have to
do that.
So gay. So it's well that's the kind of the punch line gaydar
when I looked this showed the message it says I am gay. I'm
coming out. The guy sends this whole Facebook universe. I was
thinking Wow, that's great. What a gag. Oh, millennials will do
these they they they'll be working at some place and I get
paid enough anyway and they'll pull a gag like this and then
they get fires and screw you I didn't want this job anyway. And
so I think be more stories like this.
That's great.
I thought it was pretty humorous in some funny sick way. By the
way, I do want to mention something in today's New York
Times. Don't need to run in for it. This on the Sunday review.
There's a new thing opening up apparently a lot of life
coaches. And I don't know if you've ever run into one of
these phonies, but a life coach. Yeah. Is you know, guys, I
actually saw one outside of a restaurant with a guy who is
some guy with too much money. I guess he was a.com guy made a
lot of money. So he hired a life coach because he was clueless
about how to, you know order from a menu I guess I don't
know. And the life coaches out there, given him a pep talk.
Come on, you can do it. You can get in there and you can tell
the waitress that the food was cold, whatever. So now the life
coaches it was I could read a couple of this things from this.
They've created a new job for themselves called one
technologist, a one technologist in the sprawling outskirts of
San Jose, I find myself at the apartment door of Catherine
Ziegler, a psychologist and one technologist. Could it be I
wonder and there is such Is there such a thing as a one Tala
just someone we can hire to figure out what we want.
I want that job. I should hire a one title just to become a one
technologist,
a willowy woman of 55 Mrs. Ms. Ziegler beckons me in a frame
PhD degree in psychology from the University of Illinois hangs
on the wall along with an intricate handmade quilt, and a
collage of images clipped from the magazines the back of the
child's head, blah, blah, blah. After 20 year careers as a
psychologist he expanded her practice to include executive
coaching. We could do is need to do media coaching, by the way Oh
yeah, life coaching. And one technology. Apparently there's a
seminar you take some other phony or you could get a credit
Did ya as a want to ologists I'm gonna write then people idiots
will call you up and then they're saying oh, I need a one
Tala just so bad because I'm gonna I'm trying to buy you know
some shoes on eBay that's did mail order shoe thing and I
don't know how to do it. Idiot. I'm a bonehead. I don't know I
need a one technologist. Anyway, I'm looking at culture. Welcome
to it.
I'm looking up one topologist This is what a bonanza? Oh,
yeah. Well, let me tell you a little story before we leave
about a life coach because you know, if you want to know more
life coaches are, California is the place for you to crawl and
with them. So this is a story from one of Miss Becky's
acquaintances who she will obviously go unnamed. And she
checks in from time to time and she's, she's wealthy. Let's put
it that way. And she's like, Yeah, I met this guy. And you
know, we're just kind of feeling good and yeah, she's she has a
kid who recently separated divorce, whatever. And here's
how it works. It's usually a tennis coach. And so this guy is
a tennis coach, you know, and then we'll and then he says, No,
but I'm also a life coach. And then you know, I can help you
and before you know it, like they're making out and then you
know, it's like, but I don't want to confuse I think we can
we can do this, you know, I can separate my professional
relationship with you from my personal relationship. And
meanwhile, he's soaking air for 1000s of dollars.
Wait a minute, he's making it whether and this charge he's
like a weekly hooker report. He shouldn't be in the weekly
hookeri For but this is this is very typical. He has good
looking guy, and he's you know really Zan and you know, and
he's calm. Yeah, that's where we kind of strike out on being
lifeguard we're
gonna lose the gizmo. We could pull it off, but we'd be big
phonies, which is the reason that we are even doing this show
because we're being we're deconstructing phoniness,
phoniness, but the one technologist I think is good.
That is
a winner. It's the next step. A lot of life coaches, according
to this article, very long article and check it out in the
New York Times. Lot of life coaches have gone into ontology.
I'm looking up. I can't believe anybody
so stupid as to look up one technologist. And then there's
they make fun of a bunch of other crazy things going on.
There's, I'm looking up an article that I saw posted in
Oman, saw posted on a Dutch website, apparently in the
Netherlands. Because the economy of good they produce nothing,
right? The Netherlands is no machines that kill chickens.
That's something Okay. Hold on. Let me see if I can find this.
Gosh, I should have bookmarked this a long time ago. They the
the entire heritage. Oh, great. I've got to give you a lineup of
people of types of coaches. They have in Holland on just go and
navigate into this article. Because they have a coach for
everything and people are actually charging people because
they got no money. This isn't yeah, there's nothing here we
have we have in the Netherlands registered social media coach,
garden coach or a coach? Compliment coach. Wow. The sex
coach, moving coach, child coach, Coach, Coach, menstrual
menstrual syndrome coach. And what are those? It's called the
caviar in Dutch what is the gerbil gerbil coach? What
dribble coach?
That's for the gay practice.
Let me see she's got a Twitter account. These are all
just talking about raising small animals probably coach.
So there's a coach for every and they, they're called coaches.
They use the word coach.
It's weird. So you call him up. And he say I want to get a
canary. I'm looking for a canary coach. So I know what to do with
my canary because I can't look it up on Google well how to How
to Feed a canary because I'm an idiot. And so I need somebody to
tell me
all about this is Niels Niels Teca. At Provo Kavya. Oh wow.
I'm going to try and translate this on the fly. A prove I'm a
provocative coach who helps prove professionals via a magic
mix of warmth, humor, and a what's the word I docking and
challenge to help you get out of your Stuck situation and
patterns Oh, he's got a whole website. I look like a douche.
Oh training coaches Ah man, look at all these coaches. Go to this
website WWW dot mic echo echo Romeo,
w w w dot Mike echo Romeo echo, echo Romeo. Echo Romeo. Kilo
Alpha Tango kilo alpha tango.eu Meerkat, yep. I think you get
too many R's in there.
It's only one R two. r e r k m e r k t.eu
Er Okay,
look at these guys.
Okay, hang on.
Once a douche
is well what do you expect is this is a scam. This is like
Singularity University at training coaching advisories
advisor
Look at him. Wow. And people buy this
way I was because they learned this is like the training the is
like if we when they had asked the Earhart seminars and someone
Lifespring and some of these different systems that they
teach people, they they have a compelling spiel. It sounds like
you're getting educated and then they can train other people to
be trainers called the training.
These guys should all be members of Singularity University. Did
the
totally this all Singularity University guys are all the same
like this. Awesome. Yeah. Just do it. You know, this is the
take people's money as a way to take people's money.
Here's the sad thing. They're making more money than we are.
Yep. But you know that. But they're also scamming people.
That's true. No scams allowed here.
All right. We'll get to Gary Johnson clip for people want to
hear what he said to get nominated as a Libertarian
Presidential candidate. All right. And I will
be reading the IPCC report on how to use what was it again? us
what are the title of that report, the IPCC report. It's
594 pages.
managing the risks for the benefit of the doubt. Managing
this climate risk for the benefit of climate change
managing
the risk of extreme events and disasters to advance climate
change adaptation. Yeah. believe in climate change, or you will
die slave. That's how it works. We have a no agenda producer
update coming up on the stream right after we're done. And we
milk welcome my Jack Blood are new. In the morning guy. He's
from Austin, Texas, by the way, you can listen to him on the
stream in the mornings. Thank you starts pretty soon. So until
Thursday, well, I'll try to read at least 100 pages a day in the
morning, everybody. My name is Adam curry.
And without further ado, from Northern Silicon Valley, I'm
John C. Dvorak, talk to you
on Thursday, right here on no agenda. Great individual. And I
urge you all to vote for Gary Johnson. Thank you.
Thank you very much. I want to be the libertarian nominee for
president. Look. Presidential candidate has to recognize the
problems that face this country, give the solutions that go along
with the problems and only the Libertarian candidate is going
to offer up the solutions to the problems that we have. And then
you got to have a resume to go along with that. And I think
I've got the resume. I've been an entrepreneur my entire life.
I've been an athlete my entire life. I got to be governor of
New Mexico for two terms. I said no to bigger government. How did
that work out in a state that was two to one Democrat? You
know, they did a poll on the favourability of all the
presidential candidates running. And there was only one
presidential candidate running that was viewed favorably in his
or her own state. The fact is, how did it work out in New
Mexico? I'm telling you people in New Mexico wave at me with
all five fingers, not just one. Good, good government. Good
government was easy. It wasn't hard. It was easy to look at
issues first, second, third last. Politics last non existent
and people saw it I really do think I have a resume when it
comes to civil liberties that I've got it in spades. I really
think that I've got it in spades when it comes to fiscal
responsibility. And I base that on the fact that I may have
vetoed more legislation than the other 49 governors in the
country combined, all. All governance, all governance needs
to occur under this under strict adherence to the United States
Constitution. As governor of New Mexico, as governor of New
Mexico, I made very few promises. I promised to veto any
tax increases, I vetoed every single tax increase, not one
single penny of tax was increased over an eight year
period in New Mexico that had never happened before.
I promised that there would be fewer state employees when I
left office than when I got there. There were 1200 fewer
state employees when I left office, a 10% reduction in state
government employees when I left office that had never happened
in the history of the state. I promised to increase as a
percentage of the budget, the amount of money that we spent on
education every year, and did that for eight straight years,
which gave me the liberty to talk about real school reform
which was bringing competition to public education.
If I would have promised everything that I delivered as
governor of New Mexico, I would have never been elected because
I would have been just another blowhard politician. As
President, I am promising to submit a balanced budget to
Congress. As President I am promising to veto legislation
where expenses exceed revenue. As President I am promising to
advocate on the part of the FairTax. And look, I'm
listening. I promise to advocate on the part of the less unfair
tax. I promise. I promise to end the military wars, I promise to
end the war.
I promised to end the war in Afghanistan. I promised to bring
the troops home, I promise. I promise to end the costly and
ineffective war on drugs.
Look, most Americans are fiscally responsible and
socially tolerant. I fall in that group. I think this is a
broad brushstroke of the Libertarian Party, a broad
brushstroke of the Libertarian Party as government needs to
exist to protect us against force and fraud. Government
needs to exist to protect us against individuals, groups,
corporations, countries that would do us harm. Imagine a
libertarian President challenging Congress to bring
about marriage equality. Imagine. Imagine a libertarian
President challenging Congress to reduce impediments to free
markets, free markets means no tariffs. Imagine a Libertarian
candidate for president challenging Congress to repeal
the Patriot Act abolish the Department of Homeland Security.
Imagine a libertarian President challenging Congress for
meaningful immigration reform. The Libertarian candidate for
president is going to be the only candidate talking about gun
rights and gay rights in the same sentence.
The Libertarian candidate for president is the only candidate
that's going to be talking about slashing welfare spending and
slashing warfare spending in the same sentence.
The change to me to be a libertarian is not a change. I
have always been As a libertarian, I pledged to be
active in the Libertarian Party beyond the 2012 election.
Make no bones about it. The goal here is to win the election.
It's always been about the message. I think the message
that I'm delivering is the same message is that of Ron Paul. Ron
Paul has always said he's a messenger, Ron Paul A week ago
says, Look, I'm not dropping out of this race. Because my crowd,
the crowds are growing. This is the growing movement in America
today. And when Ron Paul's candidacy comes to an end, and I
hope it doesn't, I hope he's the Republican nominee. But I think
it is going to come to an end. And when it comes to an end,
where does this mess where does this message go? Will it
continues and there's an absolute viable alternative to
voting for Ron Paul, it will be the libertarian nominee.
This is not 2008. I debated Bob Barr, in the year 2000 At the
Republican National Convention in Philadelphia on drug policy.
Somewhere between that debate, and 2008, he fell out of bed hit
his head and became a libertarian. I'm glad it
happened. This is not about 2008. I don't have any of that
baggage hanging in back of me. I did an I did a I did an NPR
interview yesterday, all things considered. The question was, if
you're on the torture rack, and they're going to kill you, who
are you going to vote for? Mitt Romney or Barack Obama? My
response was, look, I've climbed Mount Everest. I know what it is
to hunker down and do what it takes. Take this to the bank, I
would die.
Collectively. Collectively, the country does not die. There is
only one choice and it's going to be the libertarian nominee
for president. I respectfully ask you for that nomination.
Thank you very much. You can take that to the devora.org/n A