We rock, Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, March 29 2012. Time here Gitmo nation media
assassination, episode three, nine or five is no agenda,
prepping for extreme event attribution here at Camp MoPhO
in the capital of the drone star Steve Austin Playhouse in the
morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry, and plain
and simple from Northern Silicon Valley. I'm John C. Dvorak.
keel.
With a stinger.
It's the stinger.
Alright, just for everyone who's been complaining. We need to do
more in the mornings.
I didn't notice that we'd stopped doing it. We use it as
the punch line as the approval of the it was used as the only
approve that joke. Yes. Very, very good job. We've actually
gravitated toward when something like that happens to this.
Yeah. Which is much more friendly, actually.
In the morning is still cute. And it annoys a number of
people. And we overdo it. So that's a good thing. Yeah.
So when but when we under do it, it seems to annoy people as
well.
Yes, you can't win. Yeah.
I'm a little tired. Why? I don't know. I'm just tired. Well, I
was up late. I was up late. I was up until like, 131 45. You
know, I get up at seven on show days. Which of course is nothing
I get
seven every day, I get a bid to get a bid for FY is to say,
Well, I
used Yeah, when I was in California. Yay. So this would
be the equivalent of me getting up at five when I was in on the
west coast. So now I get up at seven but then I stay up.
Because you're not
doing the show at at same time. You're doing it at 9am Pacific
time. But what is it? They're noon?
It's where it's about time for drinks. It's happy hour here.
It's always happy hour in Austin. Now but I had those like
there was no there was a lot of C span this week that I felt
quite obliged to watch mainly the the health care debate or
question and answer session that was going on. And yeah, it's I
liked the way C span does that where they have it's almost like
a like a multiple person Skype call. When someone's talking.
Their picture comes up to the front, you know, the other
person's picture comes up to the front is very entertaining.
Yeah,
well as it gets.
Yeah. Six hours of
yummy, yummy, yummy.
In the morning to you,
my friend in the morning, do you Adam curry in the morning to all
ships at sea and boots on the ground and feeds in the air and
feeds wash washing ashore?
Yes, in Far Rockaway, Queens, the latest feats washing up on
the shore and in the morning to all of the Human Resources
charged up ready to go in our chat room love to see you guys
here as always, every Thursday and Sunday mornings, and I will
remind you that you are indeed living in a distortion field
reality of media propaganda and manipulation of your mind. And
the only time you can surely escape it is these two and a
half hours when you are with us. As we hold your hand and you
feel like you understand that all and you have clarity,
which would be weird since we don't really get it here.
Well, just talking to you makes me feel much more clear. Like
that word. Yeah. Wow. So part of the the reality distortion,
which has just been quite amazing to me. And I, by the
way, looked at the numbers for CNN, man, these numbers are down
40% year over year. And on average, there's 150,000 People
watching CNN. It's pretty low. It's very low. That's like
nobody, you know, Firefox doesn't have much more really,
it's about 450
That's what the primetime hours they do better, obviously. Yeah.
And but you know, even Anderson Cooper, Erin, Erin Burnett pulls
in, like, a quarter million. I mean, it's really nothing. But
what what it does give us is it gives us all the talking points
of the of the matrix that is being broadcast into the
universe, because otherwise, you got to sit through a whole bunch
of annoying things on NBC, ABC, CBS, it's all the same stuff,
though. It's all coming off the same memo.
And now he's more concentrated on the stations but it also
repeats itself a lot so you don't really have to listen. 27
To get the mean. Exactly,
exactly. So this Trayvon Martin thing is just it's being pushed
so hard. And I Bill Maher was on. I'm not quite sure how this
works. Bill Maher was on the Dr. Drew show on HLN which is has
even less viewers than the regular CNN. It's the headline
news, which unfortunately a lot of young people watch, because
they figure, hey, 20 minutes, I'll know everything that's
going on. Yeah, I
don't even do that anymore. It used to be, if you used to watch
that thing 10 or 15 years ago, it would be a dead be that one
brunette, staring at the camera. Yeah. And then they run the same
day run a news hour. And then they started another news hour,
the same one and then over and over, and they'd update during
it. And it was you could actually get a days where the
news in an hour and you can turn it off. Well, whatever you
consider news. Well, I mean, their news, I mean, yeah. Pop
news.
That's what it is pop news. So Bill Meyer is on. And of course,
Bill Maher is completely compromised, we know that Yahoo
paid him a million dollars to launch their comedy channel. And
that was that big fake check that he had on stage giving it
to the Obama super PAC, which is a great deal for Mar because he
gets to write it off, you know, no skin off his nose. And he
looks like a hero. Because let's be honest, it was really his
million dollars I'd be doing on my own show. I wouldn't be doing
it on stage at the Yahoo opening of their comedy channel. How
about you? I agree. Yeah. So we know that's a scam. So he's in
the pocket. And he has to weigh in. And let's just listen to
this. And then I want to interrupt that with something
very interesting. That happened on CNN. This, of course, is
about two things. He's propagating the meme, like a
good little slave lit. Racism and gun laws. Okay, of course,
that's
the Trayvon Martin case. We've been talking a lot about that a
tragedy. Is this about racism? Of
I can't believe we're even asking that question. How could
it not be with the positions were reversed? If it was a white
kid who was shot by a black guy, it could be in this what it was.
So this I find very interesting, because this is the meme that's
being propagated if it was the other way around. First of all,
this was not a white guy. This was an Hispanic guy. So it's not
exactly the same thing. And I think there's lots of black on
Hispanic on black violence and crime that we don't hear about.
But this is the thing that is now being propagated. And we had
a major script mess up on CNN. And if you saw this, John, as
someone tweeted me, of course, it's nowhere to be found in the
archives. Luckily, several of our human resources pointed me
to a YouTube video of someone who taped this off of their
television, so the audio is a little low. But if I've done
some filtering, cranked it up a little bit, where I was the guy
who was the ditz on CNN, doesn't matter.
That's kind of an open question. Very open question. Yeah, she's
on mid days before dawn comes in. Anyway. So she's talking to
Congresswoman Corrine Brown of Florida. And Corrine Brown is a
very interesting character to look at, that she has. Well
forget about appearances. She's very interesting to look at
African American congresswoman from Florida. And Brooke is her
name. Brooke goes off script, because she hears the
representative say something along the lines of hey, you
know, you know, this, like, Oh, if this was the other way
around, it would be very different. So she says, Hey,
wait a minute. So would it really be that way? Would it be
the other way around, and Corrine Brown slips up big time,
one of the funniest moments in television
is concerned about this case, if Trayvon wasn't black.
Let me tell you something. We had an incident in my area,
where a young white female was murdered. And I was just as
concerned. Absolutely. I care about all of the children, you
know, you can make room what was her
name? So here's where it went wrong. So she says, Hey, we had
a white white female here, who was killed in my district. She's
from Florida. And, you know, I was all over that. Of course, we
didn't hear that. We didn't hear about any of it. And then Brooke
slips. And she said, Oh, what was her name? She's like, trying
to be a journalist. All of a sudden, it's like, no, no, you
got to stick to the script. Was her name. I want to Google that.
See if I can find it. The answer.
The young lady that got killed? Yes, ma'am. In Orange County.
What was her name? Yeah, the young lady got killed. You know,
the point is, I don't remember her name,
but I'm all over it.
You gotta see your face. She's often looking to her aides,
like, you know, like Google.
But I'm all over it. If it was the other way around, I'd be all
over. It is bullcrap. This thing is reality distortion. It is
intended for one purpose only. And that is for politicizing the
event. And I'm missing a couple of things.
Well, you know that Eric, this is obviously to draw attention
to the race issue so we can vote for Obama. Now, the one thing I
was watching one of the shows, one of the new shows and they
decided to talk about race. And they brought out, they brought
out the entire staff, it looked like the entire staff of the
network, that who were black only, there was nobody else. And
they went and they each one of them went in and they were all
professionals and slick, and they weren't, they knew how to
talk on television. And they came out in one after another
talking about how deplorable This is. And the whole messaging
here is to get people's, you know, to say, well, you know, we
have a black president and I wonder if that you know, what am
I going to vote for the Republican because I because I'd
maybe I harbor some hidden you know, some deep racism, I have
to rethink this and maybe I should reconsider voting for
Obama again, I think this is strictly this is all
orchestrated by the White House. Well, unlimited if I was not
seeing what let them wait. Just something to add to my point. I
you know, I have the Bobby Rush clip.
Yeah, I have it too. But I'll play yours because you want to
set it up. This was quite amazing.
Rajesh is in front of Congress. And he starts to yak about this
thing. And the poor guy. I don't know how he gets reelected. He
can barely speak. And I looked him up. I don't know it. Has he
ever had a did he have a stroke? I have not
just old. He just seems really old.
He's 65 For
guys are kidding me really? Is
Born in 1946.
My goodness. Well, he Yeah, he acts like he's almost
80 or 90.
So let's not be ageist though, John, let's let's be careful
what we're saying, Oh,
we're not being ageist. We're just saying he's, well, in this
case, we're being ageist. Yeah. But whatever the case is, he's a
mush mouth that can barely speak. And he comes out there
and then he's yakking away and so and right in the middle of
his speech, he pulls up a hoodie, actually, he takes off
his jacket takes off his jacket, and he's, he's got his hoodie
on. When he uses the word clothing he does. You can
imagine taking your jacket too. By the time he gets to the word
hoodie in this little speech. He's got the hood over his head.
And then the chairman or the guy running that House, the
President starts pounding him down. Hey, you can't do that
wear a hat in Congress. And then they finally still wouldn't stop
yak and he started reading from the Bible which is nuts. And
then so the guy France's the the speakers, the representatives
not no longer recognized when they say that they killed his
mic.
And what will this play this and I also want you to know when he
puts the hood up. Did you also notice he changed to dark
glasses, he
went for the dark glasses, just like the
humidity, an American tragedy. Too often. This violent act that
resulted in the murder of Trayvon Martin is repeated in
the streets below nation. I applaud the young people all
across the land. We're making a statement about hoodies about
the real Heartland curriculums in this nation. She deals with
those who tread on our laws wearing official or quasi
official clothes. Racial profiling has to stop Mr.
Speaker. Just because someone wears a hoodie does not make
them a hula hoop. The Bible teaches us Mr. Speaker in the
manga LIFO, six, six, the member will Suzie's words,
shut up snicker Williams word. on you, oh man,
the member was good cheer must
you butcher do justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with
your God. And in the New Testament. Luke for pointing to
20 teaches us these words. The Spirit of the Lord is upon me
and because he has anointed me to proclaim the good news to
deploy suspense sent me to proclaim freedom for the
prisoners assigned to them line to send your press free shut off
his mind. Oh, hear these words. Can you these lessons? May God
so his family member is no longer recognized.
I don't recognize you.
The Chair will ask the sergeant at arms to enforce the
prohibition
on decor the car Yeah, and then it's like under
such a long shot again and Raj was gone. They called him out of
there.
So it looks like he did have a he had brain surgery for a tumor
in 2008. That would explain that would explain the the speech
pattern. But you said something interesting. Just before we went
into the clip, he looked like the unit bomber. I mean, indeed.
Yeah. So why don't we just run just like the drawing that went
around of the unit? Yeah, didn't
we wasn't there like something with hoodies when the unit
bomber was around?
Yeah, the hoodie thing was considered, you know, it was
unibody I don't know if you were terrorists. I mean, we have a
national football league coach who wears hoodies and we have I
mean, a hoodie is a hoodie. But in certain, Sir, I don't know
why, though. I'm telling you, they're probably selling a lot
of hoodies. And of course, immediately Obama releases a
hoodie even though robbing, selling selling hoodies. Now, I
know. I know. You know that. I mean, it's like great for the
business. Oh, hoodie makers.
Here's the thing, though, that I'm, you know what I'm really
missing because I scan all the channels. I'm missing. Trayvon
is classmates were those interviews. His teachers? I'm
not seeing any of that. Did I miss it? Was there a funeral
that we have a huge vigil at a funeral that I'm just missing?
Trayvon
is out of the picture. We don't care about him.
But I think it's I think there's actually something much worse
going on. And this plays into the Supreme Court, and their six
hour hearing on the constitutionality of forcing the
slaves of America to buy insurance, health insurance. And
else you right now, if you immediately on the first day,
the very first day of of the lawyer speaking, here's the kind
of news that was all over the place. This
was a train wreck for the Obama administration. wall looks like
it's going to be struck
down. It's dead is horrible. It's not going to work.
Everyone's like, oh, we can't believe the the Verrilli the who
was speaking on behalf of the government. You know, the
attorney, Solicitor General. He was horrible. He was stuttering
he was he was no good. He was going nowhere. It's all
horrible. I think, John, that, at this point, the reelection
campaign scam pain of President Obama is more important to him
than anything. I believe they actually want the Supreme Court
to throw this out to say it's unconstitutional. So we can have
a war on health care this summer. will mess it all up.
People won't be getting help in emergency rooms.
In the Republicans face. Yeah. And they'll
say see, this is what exactly see, this is what you want. And
this is what you want. Meanwhile,
Romney's between a rock and a hard place because he's the one
who was the who, you know, did Romney care, which is a very
similar type of elbow, it was more socialized medicine or
more.
In fact, in fact, the spokes hole it wasn't Carney was his
deputy spokes hole, his spokes whole light. He kicked off the
whole press conference said the other day with oh, just so you
know, this whole thing was all invented by the Republicans. So
I really I think that this summer, we're going into racial
warfare, healthcare warfare, so it's just so people are just,
you know, going to be bopping each other over the heads in the
streets and you can't get your head sewn up. I mean, it's just
gonna be nuts.
Yeah, it's gonna be nuts.
So So just briefly on this because I got one clip from the
six hours that I thought was interesting. This is Verona
found
some dude, I've been listening to that thing. And it's like, I
mean, I liked Scalia when he said, the one thing I liked was,
I'm not gonna read this 2700 page document. I haven't got
time for this bullcrap,
leave that to Korean Dvorak. They liked that stuff. Let them
read it, which we did. And we found a lot of stuff in there.
If you recall, including the good by the way. Remember the
1099 provision? Remember that? Well, there's all this still
that.
They will do. Everything that was discovered, like that was
pulled out of the 1090 90 was ridiculous. Yeah. Which was
doing in there.
Well, there's there's other things there's the embeddable
RFID chips. A lot of good stuff in the Mark of the Beast is
coming, the prophecy we're living it, but he is really, and
he screws up so, so badly. I mean, I'm not a lawyer. I love
reading legislation and legal documents. And I think I could
do better in front of the Supreme Court. First of all,
it'd be like, hey, Ruth, do your hot you Milty and I'd have run
my hand right there. Yeah. So here's good work. Here's really,
and actually it's a Kagan starts off with an interesting
question. by
the nature of the representation you made, that the only
consequence is the penalty. Suppose a person does not
purchase insurance a person who is obligated to do so under the
statute doesn't do it pays the penalty instead. And that person
finds herself in a position where she's asked the question,
have you ever violated any federal law? Would that person
have violated a federal law?
No. Our position is that the hands that person should give
the answer no.
And that's because
if they don't pay the tax, they violated the federal law. But as
long as they've paid the penalty, they've paid the tax
than their compliance with the law.
But do you keep saying, tax? Scalia?
Which they pay the taxes and Scalia that was?
I thought it was oh, no, it was the other guy, the bald guy.
Yeah. With a lot. So So here's here's what to couple of things
come out of this one really keeps calling in attacks, which
is exactly what he's trying to prove. It's not he's,
I mean, this is ludicrous. I
mean, how bad can you get it? But and then they go on for
hours about
it says of her question, which is very interesting. Very good
question. Because you have he has to make it a tax otherwise,
then her do what she says is valid. You're violating a
federal law. It's a felony, in fact, yes. So So it'd be a
felony, but it'd be but if you pay, and it wouldn't be a fine
because of fine would be boring process as opposed to attacks,
which is just part of doing business in the country.
But he raised his hand by calling it attacks consistently,
three times after that call if you don't pay the tax, because
he made a strong point of it. But yeah, was it Brennan
Brenner? Brennan, I don't know if I'll get his name. Yeah, no,
the other dude. Yeah, the Bold Guy. Yeah. He's very, he's he
was listening to him. He's like a very you know, very slow
speaking erudite. And when he's guys very full of himself, I've
seen him a number of
if you got to wear that dress, you might be fully yourself to
Well, yeah,
I'm probably would be a fool of myself now. But
the point is, if you if you refuse, that's a felony, and a
felony is punishable by $250,000 in fines and 10 years the junior
Breyer right. So I said Brian Breyer. So yeah, I mean, it was
like the guy was brought in to throw the fight. He was so bad.
So well, you have to wonder what their what their actual basis
for argument is. I couldn't figure it out. I gave up. That
is a good clip, though, by the way,
and I was just discussing with Miss Mickey last night. I'm
like, you know, if this thing were to happen 8% of your income
goes to insurance companies 8%.
Sounds about right.
I said I'm gonna throw you around, break some bones get my
money's worth. This is no good.
Well, that is one of the problems when they when they've
created a system that is now overpriced and a rip off a scam.
People now would be overburdened the system, they want to get
their money. This is a fact fact. I mean, fact, they go to
the doctor when they don't need to, they get they feel obliged
to use, you know, just to spend some money that they get from
the insurance companies with the drop of a hat. And so that, you
know, they're they overload the system. It's terrible. It's a
bad thing all around.
I don't know. And people always point to Europe to say, Oh, look
at how it's going there. You know, Mickey's friends were over
here two weeks ago, and one guy he's a not a gynecologist, to
skin doctor,
dermatology, dermatology, GYN, everything to you.
gynecologist doesn't make any difference. And so here's how it
works because they now they basically have the system that
is trying to be implemented here. That changed, I think,
three or four years ago and get mo nation lowlands better known
as the Netherlands, and everyone had to get their own insurance
company. And of course, premiums went up. We've already seen that
happen. And what it is, is the insurance companies no longer it
just became so complicated that didn't want to pay per patient.
So what they say is hospital hospital. Here's your annual
budget, you know, so I'm just gonna make up a number here is
$10 million for you hospital, and you can spend that however
you want. So internally, immediately, there's all kinds
of fighting going on between surgeons and the dermatologist
and the gynecologist who's worth more, etc, etc. At the end of
the day, he winds up being able to work only three days a week.
because then he's basically spent his budget on what he can
make as determined by the hospital who are paid by the
insurance companies, which means that to go and hire a whole
second guy, and sometimes a third, who also are basically
working part time. And so
everybody moans and groans about the, you know, the Republicans
are taking this wrong. They they moan and groan about the
government getting involved in the medical system. The
government is not involved. They gave it over to the insurance
companies there and they are a huge labyrinth of middlemen. So
they've all the prices have gone up because the insurance
companies are taking profits or public companies have to make
profits so they so they gouge everyone they can they have a
huge bureaucracy within their own organization. It's a it's a
complete disaster. We never had this problem 30 years ago when
the insurance company before the insurance companies took over
the business. No, no. And of course, the drug company see
this is a bonanza because they can charge whatever they want.
Yep. Because they know what's gonna get paid. Ah,
boy, if only we could get Ron Paul in.
Well, you know, he's a gynecologist.
He is.
That's why I like him so much.
You know, we want our presidents have seen all that poontang
before they get into office, yeah. Not have to be share, not
have to be worrying about it. While they're there. It was
like, oh, no, I'm powerful. Now I need to see and Ron Paul's
like, been there done that got the t shirt, the DVD and you
know what, it ain't all that is complicated. Looking down there.
That's, that's Ron Paul. He was on Piers Morgan. Did you see him
on the piers? No,
I missed that. Oh, he's,
I love it when he because he knows Pierce is British, of
course. And I love it when he slams the bridge. So piers comes
out with like, a total aihole. And then Ron Paul just like
slapped it back in his face. Really good.
Tokyo competition. Let me put my own doctor hat on. If I was
prescribing some medicine for you right now, Congressman, I
think I would say the situation is looking pretty terminal for
your race to be the GOP nominee. Why don't you just do the decent
thing and pull out? Why are you staying in the race?
Why don't you do the decent thing in our past to be with
silly questions like that? Why? Because that would be decent,
you know,
at the latest Gallup poll has your 9% Mitt Romney's 13
way Wait, now why don't you do what you're looking for
delegates?
That's a weird way to have. Fun you'll do. Mitt Romney Mitt
Romney five. Ron Ron Paul 71.
Yeah, okay, what uh, what about the states where they're still
working through the process, which is most of them you know,
whether, you know, whether it's up in Maine or right now we're
doing very well in the state of Washington, and North Dakota,
and excellent. And now in Nevada, and even Missouri the
other day, some really good news came out there for us. It's
through the process are people in the right places, and they're
doing the things to become a delegate, so it's way too soon
for you to write anybody off. And besides, I mean, just
because somebody is in second or third place and and if there's a
race going on, what what if Mitt Romney isn't the best person?
Why should we just throw in the towel because people like you
say Hey, throw in the towel people don't want you out there
wanting to debate the war and wanting to debate the Federal
Reserve and wanting to bait the civil liberties you know,
assassination, Assassination of American citizens, the military
arresting American you know, we fought the British because the
British came over here and arrested our American citizens
were civil war. So now we're
fighting the you'd be fighting the British tonight congressman
and very I don't want you to throw in the towel I shut
up.
Idiot I would have said why don't you throw in the towel in
this crummy show your.
The thing is, and I know Doug Wead listens to the show, that
lots of people in the Ron Paul campaign to listen to the show.
We have the candidate, the good doctor, he's so kind, and he and
he smiles and he laughs But sometimes you gotta agree, John,
you got to pull out the sword and stick it in. It's like, you
know what, I don't even know why I'm on this crummy piece of crap
show. Why just looked at your ratings. They're down. 40% year
over year pores pierced no one's want pores. And your new name is
porous, by the way of course, the pores. And it's horrible.
I'm not even coming on here. No one cares what you have to say.
And by the way, you're a crook. You eavesdropped on people's
phones and you ran an illegal organization under Murdoch, the
biggest crock of a mall. What do you say to that?
Yeah, you should be running for something.
What else is left what else is left for me? But to run for
something then you're going to run the campaign. You're going
to run the campaign oh, by the way, John, the Hyundai auditions
we did. Yeah. Remember on the last show, and well, you got to
call back no the crickets nothing
Oh, you didn't get a call back
not a single thing not even a thanks for your tape.
Well, you know I wondered mentioned is because before we
go to our little break for it to thank our producers, I did find
a commercial from Toyota. Maybe there's a reason that you didn't
like it surfer voice where they do the whole commercial and then
they cut to that voice. Oh, no, you to do the money voice. They
ripped me. The olden days. It used to be a big deep voice,
you'd be the money voice. But this voice is the money boy.
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Yeah, my mind was definitely better than that
guy at the end. Yeah, yeah. Well, the guy at the beginning
was a very just a much to me, but the guy at the end was the
surfer voice, although I think you could have taken it up a
notch.
Well, whatever we did, we didn't it got zero results. Okay,
I think that's the voice to go with though. Because that voice
is I've heard that voice I'm a couple of years ago on the show.
I brought out one and that's when I discovered you could do
that.
Listen, one more time. Let's listen curry Vox. Let's just
make sure we know for Hyundai South Central made June. In
fact, I even put even though it was the second script. I put the
surfer dude first on the audition tape. Just to make sure
they heard it and
gig savings into overdrive as you get a 2012 Santa Fe for
opioid. I played that for Mickey in bed and she went to bed.
She's like, That's so awesome. You said you nailed it. You
nailed it.
Crickets. Let's just face it, man. Let's face it.
It made me the cycle time. Yeah, these are big companies. cycles
are really long. Yeah, sure. It'd be a monthly for a year
back. Sure.
No, no, no. What's gonna happen this the worst thing about doing
these auditions is then you see the commercial because these are
all national spots. You know, the sprint commercial. I see the
the Old Navy commercial. And then you turn on the television.
It's in your face loser. You didn't get this loser. guy with
a sappy voice who did get it was rolling in the dough. I mean,
you know, a national spotlight. That could be like 3040 grand in
a year.
Yeah, huge money, money. Well, of course, it's very competitive
to because of the money. Well, we have a few people that thank
you for keeping us on the air. We have an executive couple of
executive producers and a slew of associates. Nice. It's a
show. So let's start by thanking Patrick Bennett. Or Barnett. I'm
sorry, Patrick Patrick Burnett, in incline village. A TED talk.
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you know who live there. David Coverdale and Tani Catania
visited in there once an incline village Yes, beautiful. They're
not actually, as far as I know, Bill Losee very famous Silicon
Valley personality live there. And he says, I call him a ring
hoarder because he says Send me a ring because
Oh, that's right. Because we're ending him at the end of this
year. Yes.
The way Pay Pal messes up so much. It wasn't even sure to see
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I'm a huge fan of the show. Hope you too can keep it going for a
long while yet don't be afraid to do up the crack pottery
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great job. And we agree with that. Yeah, so
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thanks so much, Patrick. That's great. Appreciate that.
Executive producer ship.
Chris wolf in Mooresville. Indiana came in with $826
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He says memo read letter aloud to listeners use microphone.
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I'm wanting to read parts of it. I'm sending this E sand is
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on the cellophane over the whole thing see through these bills
I've never seen these bills before. Very interesting
counterfeit protection device I guess. Anyway so he sent it he
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about he calculates under bucks total of 783 the way he does it
yes to almost a half an ounce Yeah. Wow. And so he adds it up
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gonna jive with if I was him I just close the deal
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do you weigh I see 173 short of a knighthood joven. Gold has
2034 you can become a he says this. You think this is
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gist of the letter. I deserve to be douchebag Oh, this donation
because I've been listening for quite a while and I'm just now
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You've got karma. Nailed it. Nailed it.
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That's what I do. That's entertaining. Right? They're not
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so I'm never
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Moon my son
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brilliant Stinger from on the case with Paula Zhan again. I
don't know if I want to get that one. What was that? How was
something that I dug up for some reason? And it was a long time.
I still can't seem to get it out of my mind. You don't want to
hear it again. Then. If you could follow it up with a shot
at karma for me As we'd girlfriend, I'd really
appreciate Adrienne and mepple Netherlands now I'll go dig that
up for a future show I think I can find it but whatever the
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It's good probably was titled something stupid. Yeah, I'm
always making editorial comments and the names of the files it's
just like a really bad habit. I should I should not stop do not
You're not helpful. No, not at all. It's like it does another
thing I'm gonna do I probably do a column shortly on email
etiquette you I have always people put the stupid as you can
never look up their email by the subject because it's always Hey,
read this, you know something like or? No, it's useless. You
kids get
you. You have been known to send emails to me without a
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You do do karma.
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That's something we might want to do something with.
Yeah, there's a bunch of we need to do something with Well, how
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I like it just as a US a short URL. I mean to ask forces.com
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And
I'm looking for the official documentation for the complaint
filed at the European Union Starfleet Command. But the twin
brother of Poland the Polish president who died in the 2010
plane crash in Russia said on Wednesday. This looks not like
accident but like assassination. They have in fact now exhumed
three of the 96 bodies Apparently there were explosions
on board before the plane came down. And this is, of course,
the twin brother of the President, because the insky
He's saying this was a total assassination, the listen to
this on the autopsy reports, there are all kinds of mistakes.
One describes one body who's the person should have had organs
that had been removed, they were not. Another one was a
discrepancy of 20 centimeters in the height of this person on the
autopsy. It's like, Who knows if they even buried the same
bodies. So Poland is, is going to start this isn't going to get
in disarray over all this. And I'm looking for the official
documents if anybody can help me find them, because I know he
said this. In fact, here's his exact quote, with another couple
of quotes he as if there were explosions on board, and this
catastrophe looks increasingly like an assassination. And this
means there is a new quality to international politics. He
called on EU lawmakers and leaders to investigate the crash
arguing that it's a matter of importance, not only to Poland,
Yeah, no kidding. How did the Foreign Minister he says, No,
just a few minutes after 9am that everybody had died. And a
few minutes later, he already knew it was result of pilot
error. He said this was a complete propaganda campaign,
which had been planned earlier. Yeah, well, it's the bandwidth
so slow in Poland that it takes them that long to download our
shows from 2010.
We spotted that right off the day of Yeah, but
now but now is like actual inquiry. So if anyone can help
me find time yeah, if anyone can help me find the actual
documents, but this is what we said from the second it
happened.
Well night that but I think we did have that one clip that
disappeared. We still have the clip of course, but it
disappeared from the with the with the people getting shot.
Yeah, there were guys getting shot. Shooting like Monty Python
bit.
So always stick with aviation for a second. And I don't know
much about nothing. I do know a little bit about the aviation
world. And of course, the big distraction of the week that
distracted from your great yeah.
Over here, nothing. What it's getting funnier of doing they
describe what was going on. I mean, if you read the whole
report, where they were described what his actions were
saying, oh, yeah, it's Yeah, so they're blaming, I gotta look,
I'll just throw this in. So you can use it in because you tell
us what your analysis is. But then we have a local talk show
guy. Yeah. Unfortunately was in the in the car when I was
listening to this, whose brother works for JetBlue and he's also
an aviation nut like you the talk show guy. And he says in
the on the bulletin boards, it says the guy was selling some
multilevel marketing juice. And a lot of people are blaming the
juice because he apparently went on to it as his full time
dietary. That's all he drank for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Was
this some sort of screwy drug? That's a good one. And he then
he he wasn't getting enough nourishment and eventually he
started having hallucinations drinking this crap. Uh huh. And
that's what the reason you know, we're not hearing much
that's a very good one. I didn't know about that. And I will take
that into sincere consideration. I'll look into that look into
this juice that he was selling. So just to set the stage here,
you know, it's been over 10 years since 911. And only now in
we're now into year 11. Do we have first we had a flight
attendant freak out yelling similar things. And now we have
a captain freaking out and
experience this guy is not a slouch No, no, Johnny come
lately.
No, Ms. Mickey nailed it right off the bat. This is one thing I
know about the aviation crowd were smokers. I think there is a
if you were to do a survey which it probably has never been done.
You would find that flight attendants and flight crews
smoke and the reason for that is it's a boring life. And you know
what you wind up doing is hanging around airports a lot.
And the smoke of course you can't smoke everywhere anymore.
Ash and Miss making Chantix?
Yeah, could be Yeah, I'd like to Shanthi and I and
I'm like, you know, they've just upped their campaign. I'm seeing
more of their commercials again. I'm gonna remember Miss Mickey
was on Chantix and she says it was I mean, people have killed
their neighbors on Chantix. So
we haven't talked about it for a while but it's one of our basic
themes of the of the show for new listeners. Is that Chantix
is problematic big time. Yeah. And
and it's the kind of thing that I believe Eve, you see, you
can't you can't be on Prozac. And you can't be on all these
other psychotropic psychotropic that my saying that right
psychotropic drugs Yeah, and without reporting it and so I'm
sure some of them don't report it you know, you don't have to
have a medical every week. So there's all kinds of ways around
that. So it could be a variation of that, but the simplest, you
know, outcomes razor to me is there's a lot of smoking going
on in aviation. And that's why you know, you're gonna get
grouchy you can smoke, you know, you take your Chantix or you try
it out, and you freak out how many cases that we had of people
killing their neighbors and or waking up you know, three days
later naked in someone's backyard not knowing how they
got there. This sounds pretty consistent with what happened.
And of course, conveniently there's a backup pilot there's
it's a plane full of cops and security guys on their way to a
security conference
that make it tough. Yeah, well, that kind of gave me the
all the bar trains. Planes bad
because of course, you know, if we just had drone planes, then
we wouldn't have this problem at all. Yeah.
I knew you're gonna bring that mentioned. By the way, the FAA
did Ban Shan Tex for flight personnel under all
circumstances. Are you sure about that? I'm looking at the
report. It came 2008 is when they did the ban. And the FAA
sent a letter to pilots and controllers advising them not to
undertake their duties for at least 72 hours after taking
Chantix. Well,
that's not the same as a ban. No. Okay. All right. That's not
the same thing. By the way, can I just say one thing? Would it
please stop sending me the stupid story about the taco
drone? Okay. It is a dumb story. It is promotion for the taco
joint. And does it mean I just this is really irking me, I
gotta get off my chest. The FAA will not have any civilian drone
regulations in place until 2014. Okay, so everything you're
hearing is a lie bullcrap and hype, except for the curry
divorce drone corporation which of course is going to be
licensed, legal and fully compliant. And we will be
available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, and breasts.
Well, talking about hype you're using the media to and nobody
sent you. Anything complaining about this because it's so
important. But Hiring Our Heroes is all over the news and I
before we I have a couple of clips in which are ludicrous.
But Hiring Our Heroes if you'd look into it is a guy I believe
his name is Ron bar. Who's done he did how he did Helmets to
Hardhats before this
this rings a bell this name Ron bar.
Yeah, well, it's done. Unfortunately, these 2 million
people named Ron bar including a famous congressman, and which I
think is what the problem is. Anyway, he this is in an
employment agency, plain and simple. They charge more than
Craigslist charges, even though they make it sound as though
nobody's paying anything because it's a big public service. And
it's a publicity stunt, that it was just, it just blew me away
how effective it was. I mean, this was beyond the taco thing.
I mean, it was on all the talk shows was on all the new shows.
And I have two clips one from the Today Show or Good Morning
America, one of the two today show going on and on about it.
Play that.
Also coming out this movie talking about our Hiring Our
Heroes initiative is across all the platforms of NBC News, who
are telling Americans to consider especially companies to
consider hiring our veterans not just as an act of charity, but
rather as an opportunity because these guys are coming back with
so many great skills these guys and gals can be back with great
skills that can bring grit to our country's businesses.
Anyway, this meet some of these veterans from the intrepid
grit, and while they were reading that copy, they were
showing, showing the stupid his clips of some woman in the army
carefully examining somebody's the way they had their straps on
and poking them and pulling them and it was just like, Yeah, this
is really meaningful. And anyway, so then you go to the
nightly news, which is got to be the number one of the top
drawers for, you know, total audience. You know, network
news. demos are terrible, but it's beside the point are heroes
they got they brought Tom Brokaw back to talk,
Tom Brokaw. And I think we should hire our heroes and
the deaths and the emotional stress of being in military
combat.
And yet, as I said tonight on nightly news, you and I both
been over there and we both know you take an Army Sergeant Major,
they can do just about anything in the world and they've been
asked to over there, why wouldn't you want them on your
payroll? We would.
And they are trained to be highly motivated to manage risk,
to assess risk, to be mission oriented, to work as a team that
doesn't automatically transfer into a lot of businesses in
America. One of the banks hired a hot major, for example, stuck
them in a cubicle. And after six months, they said it's not
working out. They said, Of course not. This was a guy who
was used to leading teams of people to specific missions. So
there's adjustment on both sides that is required.
So is this the US Chamber of Commerce who is doing this?
No, it is a single company. It is a employment agency that came
up with this name. And they had a good public relations
operative, push this stuff out there, because it's so
patriotic, there's nothing connected anything else? I mean,
there may be
what's the name of the company? What's the name of the Hiring
Our Heroes Dot? Dot? I think is.org? Well, it is a, it is a
employment agency.
I just want to Okay, Hiring Our Heroes. Let's see who are here.
I just want to see who had board of directors. Let me just see
who it is. But are they a nonprofit?
Well, the US Chamber of Commerce had came up with the name, but
the Hiring Our Heroes, I mean, this guy, this website is the
thing that's interesting, because it's an employment
agency. That's you know, I don't I haven't gotten a connection
with the with the they have the US Chamber of Commerce has a
hiring heroes thing that they're sponsored by bank, bank one and
some other things, but, but it's the employment agency. That's
the interesting one, because that's the one that comes up as
the.org. And it's just, I believe the other ones behind
the publicity because it's too slick.
So I have their they are a 501 C three nonprofit organization.
And I'm looking at their form 990. Well, they only have their
their 2009, which is, so they're behind. Well, that's very
interesting. Let me just see, I just go down to the main donors
real quick. I know how to do this. I'm pretty good at it.
They get a lot of donations.
Okay, with this. The one the one I'm looking at actually is the
higher a hero.org. Oh, okay. And that's also sponsored by UCLA
discover AXA insurance Andrews, which is some sort of company, I
don't know what let me see what they who they are. It doesn't
say, Oh, they're just Andrews International, they're actually
looking for people. Most of the day have a good job, actually,
the job listings in hire a hero or
not, let me let me just say one thing off the bat, I would hire
any if I had a job to give out, I would definitely hire
as the exploitation here. It's total exploitation.
But but so again, are these non so this hire a hero.org? Are
these is this also a nonprofit?
Well, it's a.org. But that doesn't mean anything. No, what?
I'm
just going to take a look here. Let me see. So they don't have
any information about themselves? Oh, yeah, it is a
501 C three, Corporation. But I don't see any financials that's
always very dodgy when they don't have that on their on
their website.
Well, well, I think, I don't know if I have a point to make.
go to Craigslist. If you're looking for a job, it's there.
They don't charge as much to get the job. There's no, there's not
as there's not at some underlying greasiness about the
whole thing.
If you want to join to some good. We have and this was
something else that was on C span, which I watched all of,
you know, why don't we get rid of the 60,000 num knuckles who
work at the TSA. The Transportation Security
Administration is 60,000, of which 10,000 are administrator
so you got 10,000 to manage the other 50,000 and they're a bunch
of Bumble, bungling num knuckle idiots. I would much rather and
put them in in their in their real uniform. I would much
rather have military personnel who know how to do this and are
consistent and actually do know how to treat human beings as
human beings. Then the idiots not only who are working there
but are running the joint. Did you catch any of this? The
Committee on the TSA I miss the span. Oh my goodness. Oh my
goodness. Well,
you're any new stuff that happened that was Oh Okay, two
interesting
things. One about Viper team, which I think is interesting. Of
course, we know that mica the last time you had some clips
when we had a previous conversation and this was
actually when John pistol said, Oh, I'm gonna, you know,
reorganize, make it better. It's all gonna be fantastic is gonna
be great
Miko laid into him again, oh yeah,
listen to this, but instead, as this committee report today
reviews, we have a number of programs that are so far behind.
One I'd like to talk about is the TWIC program transfer,
transportation worker identification card that spent
hundreds of millions of dollars is still in limbo. Some of the
equipment that's been purchased does not do the job. I know we
can't talk about all of it here in this open setting,
you'll remember that he he couldn't talk about it, right?
Because it doesn't work. Enough. None of this stuff works. But he
can't talk about that. And that's why he keeps alluding to
it, which is funny. But
the deployment of expense and acquisition of exploiting
expensive equipment that's supposed to protect us, which
wasn't properly tested, vetted. And the deployment could have
probably been done better by a high school class project. TSA
has, has had five administrators at nine years, we added a period
under the Obama administration, which we had no administrator
for almost a year. It's difficult enough with an agency
like TSA or any other federal agency to operate with an
administrator in Washington, let alone not having an
administrator for that period of time.
So let's get into the stuff that doesn't work and how the TSA
tried to hide it.
I have other concerns. Having monitored this as closely as
anyone in Congress, we are still at risk, the nation is still at
risk. Unfortunately, even the layered system and TSA will talk
to about a layered system. Almost every layer is just
flawed. behavior detection, which I worked with previous
administrators to put in when we had equipment that didn't work.
TSA again bought a equipment that didn't work, by the
way from the former US Department of Homeland Security.
Boss, what's his name, again, from L three. Turned off shirt
off in his shirt off, shirt off, bought all of the stuff from
that guy Inside Job didn't work in the warehouse.
That equipment the puffers and the puffers.
Remember those, John. Yeah, he
brought that up the last time. Yeah, right. I'm about to
add my investigative staff follow that. They have sat and
they sat and we were paying rent on them on a vacant salary in a
warehouse.
This was before, of course, we brought in Abdul Fareed
Muttalib. Member, we had all this stuff sitting in the
warehouse, and we couldn't install it was nowhere to go.
And then we had the underwear bomber, and then all sudden, we
had all this advanced imaging technologies, and Mike was
laying it out very nicely. I'm not going to play the rest of
it, because it just goes into how angry he is about it. But he
does say
he pays any attention to this is really pathetic. Well, he asked
the
greatest question, what is the real The only question that
matters? And it wasn't even his question that came through
Facebook? What is that? What is the only question you want to
ask of the TSA?
If you caught any criminals? I would be the question I'd ask.
And that was actually a question that was submitted by one of the
Floridians we had an open question. Online, we allowed
people can you name any terrorists that you've actually
stopped in the program?
We're not aware of any terrorist transiting checkpoint where BDO
is we're actively working.
We're not aware of any terrorist tragedies. Because no, no, not a
single terrorist, you could name then we have representative or
Senator Cohen of Tennessee. And he asks a very good question.
Let me ask you this. Today, for the first time I was asked to
take off my watch. Why, why? Why now, John, have you been asked
to take off your watch at the TSA? I have? Have you been asked
to take off your watch?
Well, I don't wear a watch, but I've been asked to remove a one
sheet of paper that was in my pocket.
Did you know that you don't even have to take off your watch.
No, I didn't know that. Really? Well. I've been
while I clearly wasn't there with you. It's possible that our
divest officer the individual who's working to facilitate the
travel of customers might have felt that it would alarm and
that You might have had an easier experience by removing it
but you're not required to remove your watch. Oh,
like everybody. It was very required. He goes in he's like,
do I have to put my shoes on the belt? Why can't I put them in
the bin and then the guy from the TSA says, No, you don't you
couldn't put them in the bin. That's not a problem. Ohakune is
a sign in Tennessee that says you cannot put them in the bin.
everyplace else makes you put them in the bins. This so this
was a big point of what these guys were saying and I thought
the except for that as a whole that Democratic members name.
Old old black guy with a big head.
Cummins Cummins. That's
it. Yeah, he's always Georgia.
He's like, first, that guy's the guy is thetic Shil person for
being Shell Shield. It's absolutely sickening shield. Why
did they keep voting him in?
I don't know. Now. Now we have. And this is the final one. I'll
play. Representative Blackburn, Congresswoman Blackburn, as
she's I think from Tennessee. You remember last year? They had
the Viper team stopping trucks down the Tennessee roadway.
Yeah, for no apparent reason. So I've clipped out the whole intro
where she says the only thing they were they had asked for
permission. It went to her office. They were supposed to be
handing out flyers. To make people aware. That's the only
thing. They have no training as federal law enforcement. They
have no search of vehicle training. They have no
authority, the only thing they could do was hand out flyers.
But of course, we know that's what they were doing. They're
walking around strutting their stuff, you know, like, Hey, I
got a fake badge. You know, like,
I'm a hotshot, yeah,
I'm a junior gi man, you got it in the cereal box. And she's got
pictures and she nails this Christopher McLaughlin guy from
the TSA on the Viper roadblocks.
If you look at these posters, I'll call that one Exhibit A.
And if you were watching the video of this transaction, you
would see that this individual who is designated as a TSA
employee is walking around and inspecting the truck. So if they
were supposed to be handing out brochures, what were they doing?
Inspecting the truck? And what type training do the TSOs and
the videos received to detect abnormalities or potential
threats? In semi trucks? Mr. McLaughlin?
McLaughlin,
thank you. First, the extra, or I should say the Viper that you
reference in your state of Tennessee was, it's important to
know it was a joint training exercise with 23 different
agencies.
Can you even mention 23 different agencies? Are you
kidding, crap? 23? I mean, how many are there?
Doing what we're paying?
That's an exercise? Well, let's continue to listen, because it
turns out, there was only one entity authorized
your farm. It wasn't even 23 Guys in that exercise of if I'm
not mistaken. So how do you have 23? Agencies? Now there were a
lot there were a lot of guys there. There were a lot of
people were there that many 23? Yeah, I'm sure
there were one from one from each agency, apparently. But as
it turns out, there was only one entity that had the
qualifications. That's the punch line, which you'll you'll love
at the end of this quiz.
Both federal, state and local were TSA was invited to
participate. And by all accounts, that two or three day
went off very well. It was an important day for us to build
relationships to ensure that in the event of a real national
security, emergency, the types of relationships,
you're using my time, but I would just ask Shut up training,
do they have to actually do these inspections and to detect
the abnormalities that would be there on our nation's highways?
Because they have no Federal Law Enforcement Training? Correct.
During this
exercise? The officers did not conduct any screening of any
vehicles, or nor
let me put up number two, then why did they asked to open the
top of this? Open this truck and look at this, was there a
specific threat to Tennessee highways on October 20 2011? And
was there any intelligence suggesting that a suspected
terrorists might be driving a semi truck across Tennessee? And
were there specific threats that were deterred by conducting this
operation?
Well, I can't talk about threats that might have been deterred. I
can't tell you again that this was a training exercise, not an
exercise based on active intelligence in the state. Okay,
okay, here comes Mr. Sadler.
Do you have anything to add to that? Oh, no, no, no, ma'am. No,
you don't. Well, are there again I want to go back to this
question. What kind of specific training, did they have to be on
the nation's highways conducting these kinds of searches
now of all of these 23 agencies John, who do you think was
actually had the credentials to do this type of search? Can you?
I would either be I would think maybe the FBI or perhaps the
local police.
Oh man, it's so much better than that.
TSOs and videos do not receive specific training with regard to
screening vehicles in the highway mode of transportation.
That canine team that I believe that I see up there although
it's from a distance appears to be a multimodal dog that is
transfer multimodal
dog he's trained the dog one dog that dogs the leader, the thing
we do you're leader
in that mode of transportation,
that mode of transport, even though our word just got on the
dog
it looks like we have a multimodal dog there. I gotta
get me one of those that are full bred multimodal dog. What
does that even mean?
Multimodal, it's no smell more than one thing. And you know,
these dogs are trained to lie. Yes, we know that for a fact.
It's fact because you give them a little signals. Uh, yeah,
there's Yeah, busted open. Yeah,
like they did with the
train to lie. We've discussed this and then showing the
evidence and people have talked about I've had this
happen when we when we were driving from California to
Austin, and the dog almost jumped through Miss Mickey's
window. You got drugs, you know. Hey, son, you know the drugs.
Marijuana is not legal in the state of Texas.
Yeah, we got to search your car.
And a dog said so that
the dog said so? dog. Your dog sucks. Dude. Your dog didn't
know shit. You didn't get anything. There was nothing. And
I haven't been near weed for three years. He couldn't even
does nothing. It was completely bogus. The dog was trained to
lie. And I think they just looked at Mickey and went.
Well, yeah, we got to look at a time killer. What else? We got
strip search a lady?
Well, you know, I told you she had to pee there. Right?
You know? Yeah, but that maybe she had to pee in the cell? To
pee in this? Yeah. And they had cameras
on her the whole time.
Really? Well, of course, these guys are a bunch of perverse.
She might be you know, dumping the drugs or something.
I know that she's so innocent. You know, she
like didn't even think about it. But most Americans would put up
with all this like, Well, if
he was an American citizen, I wouldn't have put up with it.
But you know, I she has no right. So I
went to while you're listening to C span, I'm watching C span
but I'm watching some of the crap that they show. And so I
got this clip of a classic congressional vote. Now there
was a big deal. Seven years one of those amendments to some bill
and a guy who Yeah, you guys know we can't do a voice vote.
We have to vote. We have to vote on this. Does anybody agree? We
must second demo. We gotta vote. We must vote. So everyone gets
their name on there, right? Yeah, so here's the results of
the vote.
On this vote, the yeas are zero and the nays are 414 The
amendment is not adopted.
Siracha vote himself Mulvaney is Mulvaney from South Carolina Why
do you keep voting this guy in demands his vote? He doesn't
himself even vote yes. 400 and do against what Ms. None.
What is this stuff? Man? What is wrong with these people? How
I gotta run. I gotta run. I can't I can do this so much
better. And do I have let me ask you a question. John, as a
constitutional scholar if I if I run for Congress, and maybe I
should run for Senate? I don't know. But Congress seems a
little bit easier. Because there's more chance more chance
of getting in. I don't have to I don't have to be in Washington
all the time. Do I?
No, of course not. But yeah, you hit you have to be there you
don't have in fact you don't have to vote on everything. You
don't have the vote at all. But they do hold it against you. If
you just the next guy comes Hey, nevers there you never vote
could I do any good? I mean, what would it be any would it do
any good if I was in there? Besides showing that
for the show? Good point.
Coming to you from the Capitol
that'd be kind of cool, wouldn't it? Yeah, I'd
like to watch these very slow the very slow corruption of Adam
curry. All of a sudden you started becoming one of them.
Oh really?
Good. All these guys look at Al Franken. The guy's takes himself
so seriously now it's ridiculous. Yeah. Is to be
joking around says cute things. Now nothing.
Yeah, well, I mean, but the don't you base We'd just take a
whole bunch of meetings with your constituents and then try
and help help them out. Isn't that kind
of the deal? And then yeah, there's a lot of that. And
that's probably the good part. Yeah. But I'll just do the
meetings here. But you have a lot, you shouldn't have the
meetings where you you shouldn't be in Europe. I think people
these guys should be at home more often. So they can find out
what's going on locally with what being in Washington DC is a
terrible bubble. I mean, it's, it's creepy. I mean, when you
when you visit Washington, DC, which I recommend people do, and
by the way, the National Gallery is outstanding. But anyway, you
go to the Washington and the Smithsonian is fun. But you go
to Washington, DC, and you start to get the sense that this is
the entire thing is a nonproductive black hole.
There's nothing manufactured or done there. It's just as weird
it starts to start to make you you start to have ticks. After
there a few days. I
guess. That's good, because I'd go in having the tick. So
who knows how you come out? That's good.
Yeah, well, if I could make a difference, I'd do it. But I
don't know if I don't know if it would be any good. At least we
could eliminate one idiot. How many? That would do so that's a
start. Right? That'd be my ticket.
To whoever that. Put it in another one. Yeah, just remove
one idiot and get
a fresh a fresh idiot in there. Look, I already got ticks. Look
at me. I'm interesting to look at. That's why you should vote
for me. And I'll be the left Louis voice. Yeah. And I can I
can do my surfer dude, when I do my five minutes. Yeah. Like, we
don't want the NDA man.
It's now you can be drawn in citizens.
I could probably cause a ruckus.
Yeah, you'd probably get censored. They wouldn't call on
yet. They have their way.
Speaking of idiots. There's three idiots I have in a row
here that I'd like to play, you know, all of them by name. The
first one would be a Joe Biden, who was doing a speech about
where he was some company. I'm sure that's getting money from
the government. And he, you know, he's like, Oh, this is
great. These American companies. This is where the jobs are.
blahdy blahdy blahdy. Blah. And he, if any Thanks, Terry. In the
end, some other guy, Doctor paper. And here's how it came
out of his piehole
what the companies need. And it's all over the countryside
from Tennessee to North Carolina to Michigan, Ohio, New
Hampshire. And it's working. So let me say it again. Thank you,
Terry. And thank you, Dr. Pepper. And thank you
Chancellor, Dr. Paper.
I want to thank the Hamburglar
one thing Ronald McDonald and Dr. Pepper. And in the audience
is snickering thank you Dr. Pepper. I mean, Dr. Paper,
that's all the guys think. And I was like, I wish I had a Dr.
Pepper right now. I can't believe I'm standing here doing
this crap. Then we had the and you saw virtually none of this.
I didn't in fact, it took me a while to find some video clips.
We had the Nuclear Security Summit in Seoul, Korea. And what
a puppet show man Wow, very I watched the Korea diss on E on
the eu.int. They have a Korean coverage actually. And I finally
was able to find one with the original soundtrack because you
get a lot of overdubs from the Koreans reporting on it. And it
was really it was quite hilarious. I mean, the only
thing the only thing we saw in America was the open mic gaff
that the President made where he said to Dmitry Medvedev, he
said, Hey, man, you know, like, I can hook y'all up, you know, I
can score good for you if these elections but I gotta like, suck
up everybody right now. And then Medvedev says, you know, amen.
So I'll pass it on to the Latino problem, brother. So that's all
there. That's the only thing we saw and no analysis of it. By
the way. This
doesn't need to be he does these. These things are
scripted, totally
scripted, totally scripted, because then you don't listen to
what he actually said. And, you know, did you know that our
president is an expert on nuclear arms?
No, I had no idea that you're a probably a tech expert, too. So
I want you to listen to the Twitter user.
Only when it says be Oh, is it his actual tweet otherwise? Is
the team too white to listen to this on 50 seconds. And just
imagine Colin Powell holding up a little vial of
nuclear materials, and in some cases, getting rid of these
materials entirely. And as a result, more of the world's
nuclear materials will never fall into the hands of
terrorists who would gladly use them against us.
So you know, tears would glad these materials gladly go
Charlie, Hey, I just found some nuclear materials. What would
nuclear materials be Jonathan a bomb? Or is that just some some
uranium and yam or could be plutonium?
Now if you if we just found some uranium lying around be like,
Hey, John, I got some uranium and it's nuclear materials it
this does not a bomb maketh overnight okay. It apparently is
not that simple to make a bomb but terrorists if they found
these nuclear materials would gladly use it against us. Let's
hear more.
Of course, what's also undeniable, undeniable is that
the threat remains, it remains, there are still too many bad
actors on CSI.
That's right. We agree that too many bad actors on television,
especially
on NBC. Yes, NBC is the worst actors
in search of these dangerous materials materials, these
dangerous materials are still vulnerable in too many places.
It will not take much, just a handful.
Just a handful of nuclear materials, we're all gonna die,
or so are some of these materials to kill hundreds of
1000s of innocent people. And that's not an exaggeration.
That's the reality that we face fact. And that's why what's
required continues to be a serious and sustained effort.
And why I'm so encouraged by the excellent participation today,
which is, again, a testimony to President Lee's
right now that is, I mean, you just kind of thing because
they're sitting in that big circle. And they're getting a
little delay because they all get their their headphones on.
They just got to be going like quite an incredible dose. It
makes no sense to say these things. A hand just a handful, a
handful of nuclear materials, kills hundreds of 1000s of
people. It's just not true.
No idea what he's talking about.
Then we have Ben Bernanke. And Bernanke was on the undersold
windup. My elites are douchebags segment. Getting a real blow job
from Diane Sawyer on the compromised ABC News, as of
course, he basically helped the value of our gold coins we
received today go up by eluding to another inflection infusion
of cash and QE three, and he is the guy who steered us through
he shepherded us through the stormy waters of the financial
precipice crisis in 2008. And there's the couch that he slept
on us I swear to God, this was in this whole piece. This is the
famous couch Yes, that's the couch. I didn't didn't leave
this office. Because we were about to all die and I save the
universe
in a gritty museum with a couch in it. I hope
so. For me to poop on you were
a man of the year century the most powerful nerd in America.
Did you take offense at that?
I I'm very proud of my nerds. world needs more nerds, nerds
you know, create jobs and advanced science and I hope make
good economic policy but
that remains to be seen what an insult to nerds of the universe.
You're not a nerd Ben Bernanke you're a turd okay. What an
insult. Me nerd am an excellent nerd. Yes, I'm a nerd in the eye
help me good economic policy decisions. You're a thief.
Diane Sawyer just seems to get worse and worse think
she was hammered again. So that's you know, and the elites
love this. Yeah, Diane Sawyer to come to his office. You know?
Who knows
definitely Publicity Hound. Call him. Have you never seen a guy
this often? It's been in that position.
Have you ever noticed when he's when he's talking? His mouth?
quivers?
Yeah, he shakes and the first time I saw him he's also has a
very he doesn't you know, this is drink more water. I think
he's dehydrated.
Oh, that's not good. You know what happens when you get
dehydrated? Before you know it? You're running around naked in
San Diego with your your schlong hanging out pounding the
pavement?
As it were,
that would be funny. By the way. If Bernanke did that, that would
be a video I'd like to see on YouTube. So I got this
interesting note from one of our producers who has asked me to
keep his identity anonymous and anonymous, and like to read this
to you because we we think this Iran thing is about oil. And
he's I think he's in the I don't want to say where he's from.
I'll just read his note. Hey, Adam. I have to start by saying
you cannot quote me on this. Okay. No, girl.
There you have it. Well, you're not quoting him you're reading
An anonymous note. That's right. So I think that's illegal.
I am at the UK info crime Summit. This is the kind of
people we have in our audience. Yeah. I love this. Whenever I
hear like someone on the inside, I love it. We just had a
presentation from a guy called David shore from Pfizer. And he
was presenting about counterfeit medicines.
No, yeah, this is a horrible problem.
You have no idea. He introduced himself as having worked in
security quote for the UK government before joining Pfizer
described himself as a quote bombs and bullets guy. He just
imagine I'm a mom and Mullins guy working for Pfizer now. He
said he made this very same presentation to Congress in
2006. Now the talk was heavy on the people are dying rhetoric,
initially lots of pictures of drug lives but soon became
entirely about drugs with active ingredients that are made just
to look like brand name drugs. So this, of course, is the
generics issue where you can get the nuclear materials you need
to make these drugs. But of course, you can't really make a
little purple pill and put five you know, a Viagra on it and say
it's Viagra, but it's happening. Are inside source tried to get a
copy of his slide presentation, but they called the charter
house rules over the whole event. What is that? What are
the charter house rules? You know what that is? Oh, I
haven't got a clue.
What are you doing? You just walking away? But no, I
had to go to the other computer to pick up a file that I need to
read. Okay. Charter house rules? I don't know. Let me look it up
in the book.
It's referred to some secret something secret. The most
interesting
Oh, you betcha. It is has to do with this some secrecy thing
that these meetings they don't have here. What exactly are
charter house rules? So I guess it goes around. And some
apparently this is something that takes place in Europe. Best
answer I
mean, the first rule about of Fight Club is you don't talk
about fight. Yeah,
sure. House rules. All right. It's doesn't there's really no
no, no. Carthusian monasteries are known for charter houses.
No. All right. Well, here we go. Talking time here we go. Oh, I
got it. Free talking time made you happy when you're doing free
talking free yakking away? You can't.
Oh, it's like, like Bilderberg. Yeah, exactly. Okay, you have to
be safe. Out of these clubs. You're not supposed to say
what's happened to say
it's like Bilderberg I got it. Okay. The most interesting and
relevant point came out of all this that Iran is currently seen
as the largest source of counterfeit drugs, Viagra
specifically was used as an example as an example, with Iran
being responsible for buying the most amount of sildenafil,
sildenafil was that the active ingredient, I don't know
sildenafil citrate. Last year, they bought 22,000. Great, by
the way, citrate, bless you, they bought 22,000 kilos,
apparently. The Viagra that can be made from that is worth
140,000 euros per kilo. Do you think that's enough to go to war
over? I say yeah.
So the so the thesis here, it's not about oil is
the drug companies, the drug companies. They don't want that
because like
it isn't really this is kind of crack potty, but it's it's
funny.
We'll do the calculation. 140,000 euros per kilo times
22,000 kilos.
Well, do I have to bring up my calculator? Don't you have your
abacus? abacus is downstairs is in a frame as decoration. Yeah,
but I
liked the whole idea of you just on an abacus is 340 123 on the
app? Well, I'm gonna do it in dollars, 140 340,000 euros times
1.33. If you can believe it. That's 186,200 times to 22,000
is mean how many zeros is that? 1231231. It's over $4 billion
less peanuts compared to the oil income or is it 40 billion?
Well, you must it must be You must give me the numbers again.
I've got my calculator, okay.
140,000 euros per kilo.
Okay, wait 140,000 euros per kilo. Okay.
Yeah, times 1.33 to get a new dollars.
Well, I'm going to skip that one.
And so it's 22,000 kilos
times 22 123. And that would be
as wonderful billion or 40 billion. I think it's four one.
No 1312 That I think is 4 billion.
No way wrong. It's 3081231234. Now it's 300 Looks more like 3
trillion.
There you go. Go.
Let me get two zeros here. Yeah, $3 trillion 3 trillion Euros.
Euros which is like a B 3 billion. Hold on a second.
I still think I think I'm bad
does it? Does anyone know? I think it's
it's a bill. It's three much. No, but that's only Viagra.
Remember, we've got all these other things, you know, so
Well, it does explain why the why the Pfizer guy is there.
Yeah. The Pfizer guys there.
And it explains why they're always saying hey, these guys
are you know, they've given Viagra to their, to their armies
so they can rape civilians. That may be the reason why that's
always in there.
It actually may have been taking place. It might actually be
happening. Maybe we're wrong all along about the Viagra scam.
They were just because they make so much of it. They're just
bombing.
Like, just put it in your cereal. Wow. It's interesting,
though, is
it 3 billion. It's
not that much. It's almost 4 billion. It's like It's like 4
billion, 3 billion euros. I've gone over the euro. But that's
just Viagra, then we have Cialis. I'm sure that's another
equal amount we have. What do we have? We've got Lipitor, we've
got all this groovy stuff. I'm sure they're making a ton of it.
Yeah, and probably in pretty good facilities. They you know,
they're not.
That's, that's you know, that's the thing that keeps showing you
know, those those satellite pictures is the new thing. We
show satellite pictures. This is the underground bunker didn't
have making bombs. They're they're making Viagra.
They're too embarrassed to admit it.
Yeah. So let's make it about nuclear weapons
violation of all the debt. No wonder they they're in violation
of all the international copyright drug laws and patent
laws. And
that's what act is all about. It makes a lot of sense.
This is a very unusual interpretation of anything. I
like to get kudos to our intelligence guy. Yeah, that's
real intelligence for you, by the way. Like that? Well, there
hasn't been any mention of that in the media. They should.
We did get some good pointers to the just kind of a call back to
the the phony Kony video. And, you know, the black hats, the
black hat SEO guys are talking about this. Now. They did the
investigation on the Kony 2012 video. And it is very clear that
they used a YouTube bot to create 30 million mobile views
on day one of this so called viral video. And of course, when
you get 30,000 mobile views, then you go to 30,000 or 30
million I'm sorry, 30 million.
Then you go to the with numbers today. Yeah, I
mean, either 30 million. So they literally have it on thing was
March 5.
That figures Yeah. Now you said a phony up to numbers right away
that gets everyone's attention. So they all have to watch it or
at least part of it. Yeah. And then you go and then you add you
do probably they probably did get a legitimate 510 10 from
Facebook, I'll buy that. Okay, they may have gotten 10 Total
from Facebook and maybe another five. You can't get that many
views,
mobile view mobile views by the way, which is not like a viral
thing yet. There's no like Mega sharing.
It's a fraud. It's a scam to listen to shows. I saw those
early numbers. I said there's no way nobody gets these kinds of
the talking cat can't get those kinds of numbers and everybody
wants to see a talking cat. Let's
face it talking to cats are great. The Uploader was able to
generate almost 30 million mobile views which front page
the video this is all black hat talk here. But you may have also
noticed on many big video accounts like sex, Phil
Tobuscus, Ray, William Johnson, etc. Many people started
commenting with only Kony 2012 and their messages. This was
also the work of the YouTube watch, which allows for mass
commenting, which helped raise awareness in its own right. So
it was a total bot bot attack or bothered as you would say, and
we have a new guy to look out for. His name is Kevin sunshine.
Have you heard of this guy? I'm going this is sunshine sacks
associates. And he is a self described former community
activist Obama event organizer and New York Democrat quote, who
specializes in representing labor unions, environmental
groups and celebrities. Were looking at
this character pictures they have Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
He
is the mouthpiece or spokespeople for Barbra
Streisand Leo DiCaprio Justin Timberlake Ben Affleck. They
also represent the SEIU transport Transport Workers
Union. This is the guy and we won't forget his name because
Who the hell's name is Ken sunshine. And that's an easy one
to retire working for
ASCAP. Oh yeah, no agenda politics Chief of Staff for
David Dinkins, the worst mayor in the history of New York.
Well, he had him there, didn't he?
Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio, Barbra Streisand Affleck he's got a
picture of him here with AP Affleck and DiCaprio he just
looks like a alien this guy looks it looks alien.
He looks like he may be a gray
might be looked at you you would get me closer to being convinced
in any of that's not a bunch of crap with this guy.
Isn't that outrageous though? I love it.
He's got a very short short, obviously he's massaged stream
for considering his his power. Extremely small Wikipedia entry.
Well, this is not exactly what these guys are suspicious. Yeah,
they have all that stuff deleted go to the history. See how much
has been deleted a bunch of tons? Or better yet? Why don't
aren't no agenda producers go there and help him out with his
Wikipedia page. Help them out and put some entries in there
like
she's on it 24/7 As soon as something shows up the erase it?
Well, then we'll know Right? Then we'll know that the guy is
really good. And he's really doing his job. I'm gonna show my
schooled by Joni to no agenda. Imagine all the people who could
do that. Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.
I'd like to start by saying that we have not. We are not yet
capable of receiving shipping containers.
Yet don't start sending out
send them yet. Steven, the Steve the architect here in Austin. If
you want to he's I'm allowed to tell you his firm's name.
Although he's doing it as on his own ticket. He's He's offered to
help us. Studio eight architects take a look at those guys. And
you'll see that this is like a real firm. And he's he's pretty
serious about it.
And when you talk to him about the shipping containers, first
of all, I had to
talk to Mickey about it. She loves the idea. She loves it,
then the very very green.
It's extremely green. The it's fascinating. We've really we've
done a deep dive into shipping containers for those who missed
the previous program, we're thinking about creating the
curry Devorah K citizen library, which would be located in
Austin. And it would be built out of shipping containers,
which is green and apparently affordable or more affordable
than a lot of other materials and kind of simple to construct.
And we'd like the containers to be donated but don't send them
just yet. Now because we have
our listeners actually have access to ice plus shipping All
right, well
let's let's do a test if you have access to a shipping
container you think you can send us shoot me an email let me know
I betcha a lot.
I bet you're not alone.
Well then we have a problem Houston.
I'm just saying you can also buy him you know they have piles of
Manila Mia with what? Well, that's a problem okay.
But they're cheap. 1600 bucks is kind of the going rate for
I think I can get them cheaper than then that just seems like
the going rate for suckers.
But anyway, the influx of information we've received from
people who are so into the and we just to reiterate, we really
will open this up. And we will and you can come by and you can
hang out and you can be in the library and you can and you
can read a book. Yeah, exactly. It's a library library is hey,
how you don't have a computer terminal in there. But if you
want to come and cook and cook and boon to yeah, oh yeah.
It's gonna be open source all the way. Anyway. Do we have some
Pete Yeah, we have we have a list here of some people to
thank a few people have heard contributing to this show number
395 at debord.org/and a potter geek media in Cinnaminson while
cinnamon set Cinnaminson in New Jersey $129 Read On the march 29
Show Okay, that's what we're doing in the morning MO You are
in ING John and Adam. It's Sean pallet Dino from Jersey. The
Taco Bell work oh yeah. Potter geek media is my paypal business
account. So just so you know, first off I love is shown as the
best podcast in the universe, and I thought it'd be one of the
first to get into the 129 donation bandwagon. But every
time I donate in the past year I've been made fun of you made
fun of my town name. My last name my employment at Taco Bell.
And the fact that I have a girlfriend. I don't think that
he was dreaming
this Would you stop making fun of him John?
I have never said anything. I don't even remember the Taco
Bell. I worked at a taco bell I might add. I've eaten
at a Taco Bell.
Yeah, well, what did you do with
your way? They had Taco Bells when you were
in college? Yes, they
did. Really?
I think I deserve some respect considering I've donated three
and $85 Depending on when half of your listeners haven't
donated one penny and that's true. As a Taco Bell slave no
doubt a good I get an empathy empathy birthday karma with the
Hey citizen also, do we have an empathy? Anything? I don't know
what that is. Okay, just play the karma. Hey, citizen, and a
birthday. Yeah, we'll get you the birthday thing you're on
you're on the list. And would I ever like to offer a suggestion
with the most expensive domain ever? No. agenda.bs which will
be forwarded to no agenda show.com It costs about 500
bucks is perfectly the best but I don't think so. No,
just send us the $500 Please don't have you we need
we got bills. We got the IRS we got problems. We got containers
to buy. All right, here you go, man. Well, look, we never laugh.
You got a job you just getting by living the American dream.
You're supporting our value for value model. If if it was if you
felt we were laughing at you, you're wrong. We were laughing
with you. I wake up every morning and thank my lucky
charms that we have people like you listen to the program, my
friend, a citizen. You've got karma. And you're right everyone
else out there. The 98 works.
Well, for God's sake. Yeah, the other night. Yeah, the guy
is working at Taco Bell and he's donated 385 in the past and he's
in on the one to nine ER, and you have not donated
David Jackson, Mississippi, David Jackson. David from
Jackson, Mississippi on $11.11. We haven't seen that for a
while. What is your how to send a note with my recurring Pay Pal
subscription. But I hope this reaches you in time for Thursday
show. It's a true honor to finally have a seat at the round
table. Things are pretty good these days. So I don't need any
karma. All I want to hear is is John say Dude, dude. And
Exactly. That's exactly the way I said dude. And a good old in
the morning jingle. And he's the one that was complaining and
we're bringing it back. So there we go. Thanks, David. William
Ashby mobile or mobile, Mobile, Alabama. 111 11. Please give me
a current karma shot. I'm having to level fusion in my back on
March 30. And we'll need it also give Ron Paul some delegate
karma less wars and more personal freedom reunited change
of pace in the country. And Ron Paul is the only guy carrying
the message as only he can and long as and we can too. He says
absolutely. Well, we'll be thinking of you tomorrow, buddy.
Here's a double infusion calm you've got karma to level
fusion.
Someone in the uniform apparently Michael estado har I
don't have a note from him. I can look around $101.01 It's a
binary don't judge statue do har it's a binary donation. 101. Not
only that, but a palindrome. Yep. Adam read nower or read an
hour read an hour read an hour don't know Kettering, Ohio $100
You could use a heap of karma.
You've got karma.
By the way, it's mobiel mobiel. You should know that. Well, I
was called Mobile. Well, that's quite wrong. mobiel Yeah, it is
mobiel I can Nicolas I'm thinking Dutch names all the
time. It's screwing me up. Nicholas stow in Whoa. Austin,
Texas $100. Donation number two toward knighthood you can wave
to him out the window. Griffin Meineke. Hilton Head Island
which is a great place in South Carolina $71.01 But pronounce
mine key. Okay, so it's not Meineke as mine key Okay. Well,
there's no E and after the end sorry. So Griffin mind key I
need some job interview karma. Please. Keep going on the best
podcast in universe.
You've got karma.
Sir Sam Leone or loon or long depending on what part of China
you're from a even though he's in Toronto, Ontario, so he
pronounces probably loon or lung 6969 There it goes. He's keeping
up good old Sam is keeping the pace going here with the 6969
which has not stopped for a couple of months now. Forgot to
attach a note to my donation please give some karma to Eric
the shill. He knows why.
You've got karma.
Dominic Meyers Cambridge mass so no Cambridge UK 6969. Can I get
some karma exam karma for Friday also coming from my three human
resources and my smoking hot misses.
smokin hot misses karma
you've got
60 Niners are doing good.
We got another one. Dustin COPASS in Homer, Illinois, which
is like he's a homer. Now he's is a homer he lives in Homer
6969 Dwayne a melon soul, sir drag this onto you and triggered
or again we're winning the pool is
6916 is like a patron man he's been. He's been with us he's
been he's been on a roll
I have to say. And I like saying triggered. Yeah, Mark Ronson and
Crooke Durham when it sounds like a British town 6969 He's in
Derby actually. Mark ransom here like the musician but with an A
Okay, donating for the second time since I started listening
I'm aiming slowly towards the knighthood love to show it got
me through the day as a professional army slave trainer
game designer.
You don't know if you don't know who Mark Ronson is do you?
Who is He? Is he a famous game designer?
Now he's like the musician Mark Ronson. You don't know Mark
Ronson?
No I don't keep up with this I listen to classical music.
Well next time you do an interview instead of saying like
I like those green day boys just say Mark Ronson kicks ass Okay,
Mark Ronson kicks ass you can use that as a ringtone I'll
check him out tonight and I'll put out push the green day guys
aside there also pass a national call out Chris Novak as a
douchebag is gonna has already called me out as one oh, he
called him out that's funny. And a big douche bag for Luke Luke
Shardlow who still has not donated. We speak about the show
all the time at work and if you have one spare i i can get to
get a meal for my smokin hot girlfriend Kimberly Ray thanks
for the best podcasts and universe. That's one mother I'd
like to Okay, and oops another 6969 from KJ which is a great
name kJ. kJ. No walk or no luck no luck. in Derbyshire, Derby UK
lot of UK 60 Niners today. In The Morning John and Adam Can I
get a shot of super slide whistle karma for me and my
girlfriend's Wednesday's interview. We need to change our
current jobs ASAP and I'm hoping that your karma magic can help
here might also I want to call my colleagues Mark Ranson, Luke
Shaq Shardlow and Robin Fidelis douchebags. But we had to pull
them grand so
we gotta pull ransom back. We got to do some damage.
You've been deemed? Sorry.
Anybody wanted a double? Douchebag for Rob So okay, we
gave him one before for Mark. Yeah, rather you guys once you
guys get a room, he prefers to waste his life on playing WoW.
Somehow he thinks that wearing princess dress and shiny try
saving imaginary worlds is better for him than listening to
an eye opening best podcast in the universe. I love the show
that all listeners who want to hear John and Adam and John and
Adam on the Joe Rogan show will donate for your airplane
tickets. So you don't have any excuse not to show up there be a
great promotion and mill for his wife. All right.
Milson karma karma. That's one
slide whistle in there. Yeah, you got it. And also on it. We
did a mailing this week, which by the way, I want to mention
anybody go do your email box and read the mail because in there's
a link to the chicken recipe.
Oh, right, the John's famous chicken recipe and
it's like throwaway recipes and easy thing to do. It's one of
the greatest little recipes. The I got the recipe and they're
very simple. It's a way when you have a lot of time to cook. It's
a perfect thing to do 40 minutes and you're done. Start to finish
anything. You just put it in there and you put it in the oven
for 40. And
can I just say yesterday I made the John C Dvorak sweet
potatoes. Oh, and Miss Mickey asked me specifically to thank
you again for your awesome recipe.
It's a winner, but it is but put that in the next next
newsletter, right? Anyway, I put a birthday. My birthday is
coming up on April 5. There's next Thursday show. I'm
officially 60. And so I put in a possibility of a $60 donation
and the following great listeners send in $60 John
Heller and Missoula Montana Nigel Iwan in Columbus, Ohio,
Davin Dez burrow.
These are these are all birthday presents. These are early
birthday presents.
Yeah, these are really birthday presents. Nice. I'll put it on
the main page too for people who just want to go to divorce.org/n
and they don't want to open their email. Lai Chau in Daly
City a lot. All right. I can see her from here. Oh, Lego racket
teeny in Richmond Hill, Ontario, sir. Oh, they get should mention
and Tony forte in Raymore Missoura. So I want to thank
them for that. And Brian Right meanwhile from mobile
mobiel
Mobile Alabama 5510 hate that I missed your Hot Pockets meet up
in nearby Pensacola was hoping to get to stop and the beautiful
mobile mobiel Bay causeway for some awesome seafood. I guess it
washes up there on the causeway. Anyway keep up the excellent
work work you do day in and day out in the greatest podcast in
the universe. My friend wil Ashby recently called me out as
a douchebag I've donated a couple of times under the call
out level but I can't live with my douchey NISS any longer
please de douche me and send a Karma shot the will as he goes
in first spinal fusion on Friday yeah once goes bad backs a
listener show. Also I want to call out Shante where this do
this for Shannon Clemens as a douchebag of the highest order
oh my goodness that that that's a special one.
We have no idea what that means. Maybe I'll do a slide whistle
for the highest already
it's probably listening and asleep right about now so it's a
great time for some neuro link rich linguistic programming
right into his brain. Podcast licensed when you get the chance
to do the D
douching. And Carmen
de deuced you've got karma
new donor from Mount Pleasant, Iowa. 5510. Fairly new listener
love the show and I'm hooked. I'm taking a big financial exam
would deeply appreciate to get some series 24 Karma thanks for
doing what you do. Hey
NorCal I'm not dumb. Okay, am I dumb to wait until I'm in LA?
I'm too busy doing the show for you. The chat room was vicious
today.
You're chatting with the chat room. Give Heather your karma.
You've got karma. Thank you, Heather. See, Heather is unlike
some of these douche buckets in the chat room like you. This
show was better when Adam was stoned. Like Well, why don't you
Why don't you eff off then. Okay, thank you, Heather.
I can attest to the fact that I honestly do not see any
difference between Adam stoned and not stoned. He's always had
a pretty even keel. It just was preoccupied with smoking dope,
but I don't think it had any effect on him. Personally, I
think it's a waste. It's just a waste of money. Tom Bushi and
St. Paul man and believe me I'm dead honest, when I say that,
you know, he feels a difference. I
don't know. I feel better than ever. But I'm just saying it's
like the chat room was filled. You know, there's a lot of
people who donate in the chat room, but most people like me
complaining they're not donors. Here's, here's what I've
noticed. Wait, let me say some of these important people who
make fun of my hair are usually bald. That's my whole point.
Really, yeah, really.
Tom bushy St. Paul, Minnesota. Twin Cities 5510 John and MI
double nickels on the dime donation. Gotta get a train's
good plains bad karma booster.
This is a new canoe combo. Both
trains good plains bad. You've got
karma. I like it. I like that one.
It's a good chi. Different. I don't know what the point of it
is. Jan Persil are personal your Cetyl Brasil Hamburg
Deutschland. In the morning gentlemen, I'd like to drop you
a value for Value Line letting you know that today will be a
good day to claim my black knighthood and he will okay at
the end of my Hot Pockets challenge coins for journalists
teaching our 2009 is near so we can use some card for the next
things to come. Look forward to meet fellow citizen Werner back
in Hamburg. Booking cable 33 is just perfect Werner love that we
are our messaging service. Love the show. Great hair you know
the rest. You can use a dizzy once something Yeah, you go on
to karma? Absolutely.
You've got karma.
And Drew Richter from Wayne, Michigan. 5150. Adam and John
decided I better get a second real donation and since you
accidentally credited me in two episodes for one donation.
That's, I asked for a douchebag karma shot the latter being at
for a job interview which went great. However, the position was
on a project which has been postponed. So word of warning to
other slaves. I don't recommend that specific combo. That was
the douchebag karma shot. Yeah,
that's what you get. Yeah,
you're a douchebag and agree okay. He needs a straight up
karma this time around love to hear the Gitmo national anthem,
which we play every so often anyway.
You've got karma
Okay, Thomas Stark weather Brooklyn, New York 5115 gallon
drum the nation has for Pete McElroy his birthday from Josefa
Matt, Derek Max and Tom in Brooklyn. He's turning 30 On the
30th we have a great range of listeners in terms of ages. We
sure do. Happy Golden birthday golden boy. James gow in
Fremont, California 50 hours in the morning John and Adam I had
to donate since the recent shows have been some of the best I
agree to 381 this shows about killers. offices, maybe this
one's an exception. Also, I was hoping for little karma audios
no photos. This was the exception. What is that? You've
got
the karma
one How often do you find out we're bombing around because
they're making Viagra sorry
that's a pretty good one. That's it. That's that's a cake taker
for this show. That I mean that's off the wall. And I like
it.
I like it too. It makes total service Joe the dish
slave and stocked in 50 bucks keep this one silent. No need to
read it on the show. Thank you.
Right on. You know that his name is? Saya for you, Joe I just saw
a head swivel. What? We'll send 50 bucks to those mofos again.
David Clark Spartanburg, South Carolina 50. I'm a poor it slave
just getting by. And I need some new job karma. Why? Because my
awesome son has been accepted to Embry Riddle Daytona flight
College in the fall and it ain't cheap. Yeah. It'd be a great
drone pilot one day though. Thanks for making my two hour
daily commute tolerable.
You've got karma actually have a story in the show notes that all
colleges are now offering drone studies. No, seriously. And this
is a whole new whole news article about it. And that
graduates are pulling in up to $200,000 a year. Really? Yeah.
And so 2014 is when the FAA regulations kick in. We will
have all these commercial drones. So yeah, tell your kid
drones or it. I'm not against it. You might as well. And I'd
rather have your kids who are listening to the show. Piloting
those drones. Because at least they'll have some conscience.
Yeah, and they can miss. Exactly. Oops, sorry,
malfunction. Greg sterically
$50 with no comment, said to come P adore computador from the
fifth column. He wants to give listeners and ourselves a good
shot at karma. And
you've got karma.
Finally, yes, Sir Peter toe tase. And Alan Martin, who's in
Bradenton, Florida both $50 and no comment, want to thank them
and all the other donors, and 6960 Niners and the whole crowd
of you for helping us finish the show. The work that org slash Na
is where you go to and go open your emails. There's a letter in
there for you and you can try the chicken recipe so you know
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auditions for stuff we don't get and we no score. But all the
work that you know we did just six hours a C span we did tons
of stuff. Actually more if you count the TSA things that we
watch and you don't get this information anywhere. This is a
true new service. We try to give you some analysis with it. And
did you know that we're bombing around because of Viagra? No.
Why don't you try that at the next cocktail party? It'll get a
laugh for sure. Yeah.
Day by day
oh Shawn Potter geek media Palatino congratulates himself
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You are the official human resource now. Mark ransom not
like the awesome dude. Mark Ronson congratulates himself 23
tomorrow on the 30th and Thomas Starkweather congratulates Pete
Mulroy turning 30 on the 30th that is tomorrow as well, happy
birthday from all your buddies here at the best podcast in the
universe. And so we have announced two things by the end
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names. I am selectively now going through and you know if
it's coming up for expiration, I'm going to start doing things
with them now that I have this pretty hot software that can do
that. So no agenda search.com has just been transferred to me.
So I'm going to set that up. So we have a good search engine.
This is all part of the service you get. This is not just the
show, which is five hours a week. It's the show notes. It's
the no agenda news network, no agenda, news network.com which
you could participate in by just getting an RSS feed in there.
It's it's really everything is the analysis. And it's the true
love and dedication that we have to bringing you an outstanding
product which includes
an outstanding The products are very good product and it's you
know it's easy to listen to we don't just not dense with really
dense stuff they know what's going to happen it's not light
it's I mean we are we get light because we do have we do chat I
mean there's two of us just talking about that's
all that it's about. Yeah. Yeah. So the next time you're in your
car listening to this program, and you look at your Go ahead
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about the support the show
in Manik I have programmed you.
Alright, we do have a fortnight things today, John, I'm very
proud of that. Crap. Yeah, well, people have been saving up and
they want to get their rings because we're not going to do
rings at the end of this year. We'll have something new. So you
can double up on your knighthood if you want the the new the new
award status. But of course we maintain the Knights of the net.
Where's your where's your blade? Hold on. I'm glad like Patrick
Barnett. Jason Dozier of Lamont, Dozier, Lamont, David and young
Persil all the steps forward, please, it's a great pleasure to
welcome you gentlemen into this exclusive club. And you will be
receiving a ring as I hereby pronounce the Sir Patrick sir
Jason, Sir David and Sir John all night to the no agenda
roundtable wenches in beer hookers and blow rent boys and
sharp man hot pans and booze for you at the roundtable. And thank
you for supporting the best podcast in the universe.
Pockets. Still need an RV? If you want to 2009 Hot Pockets,
months, you got a couple of months. We want to go in June.
Yeah, we do actually want to get out of Texas we'd
like to we'd like to do two we'd like to split it up to like, do
two and a half weeks and then come back and then do another
two and a half weeks. Which I think is probably a good idea.
Just like having a broken arm. You kind of forget the pain. Of
what of the bowl experience. Hey, you remember bad things?
Do you remember? There's a little crack potty for you. Do
you remember the yogi a call?
No.
He's the guy that a tall. Yeah, he did the reading on us. He's
the the yogi that does the ology.
Yeah. So he's got to spell his name,
aka el Yogi Akaal. So he did a reading, you know, these guys,
whoever's behind this guy. They're pretty smart. Because
they basically do readings for people who have an audience in
the hopes that you'll you know, like, enchant him. Yeah. So he
did it did a reading for Mickey and Adam. And I cut it down. It
was really, really long. But I think I have to play this
because there's a bit in here. That it just I was like, what?
So? Are you game for this?
Oh, yeah, why not?
My name is Yogi a call. And this is a special edition of love by
the numbers for Adam and Mickey. Adam and Mickey sitting in a
tree kiss ing. It's a funny old Diddy. It's a funny old song.
Yeah. But the reality is that you are kind of sitting in a
tree together. In a container, you mean, you know the tree of
life. It's an old image, but it's a powerful one. And for the
two of you, that's really what this is. You're both in a
process of growth in your life.
So far, so good.
I'm not suggesting you need to grow. You're in a process of
growth. That's a really special place to be in your life. If
you're aware of it.
I'm very aware, I'm ascending.
It means you grab every opportunity to learn something
new, and you process it and integrate it and put it to work.
Now, when you use another person for that in a relationship, it
goes bad very quickly.
Oh, here's where he got my attention. Oh, oh,
the two of you working in a parallel way. You're both in
this process of growth. You don't have to use each other for
that. You just get to share it. You get to be happy in that
process. Yes, si. ng yeah,
that's, by the way, Mickey didn't know the nursery rhyme
might explain it to her. She'd never heard that nursery rhyme.
It's not a it's not outside of America. Any
idea? Now, here's the good news and the bad news.
There's good news and bad news, John.
The good news is there's no mean spiritedness in this
relationship. Here's the bad news. But by God, there could be
some nasty words. And that's not allowed.
Okay, he's basically saying Shut up slave.
Wherever that comes from, whether that's carelessness,
whether that's from a model of something in your past, whether
you think that's an entitlement, oh, it's off base. Okay, because
there's a limit to that. That and words used as weapons will
work against you every single time. Okay, so
now let's get down to the nitty gritty
question all the time I think is what that was about. No, I
just can't say Shut up, bitch. So I stopped doing that. Can
you? Do you have any visual of me saying that didn't make he
ever?
Well if you wanted to get punched she's six foot one and
she's a kickboxer
to kick my ass.
So let me just get that part out of the way.
All right now get to a yoke madam.
Yes. You know, your
your process of life is very beautiful process.
Hell yeah. Thank you. Yeah, that way it gets better.
You've included one woman into your life.
Well, two if you count John. Good choice.
Mickey. Here it comes. Your sexy, not sexy, but sixy. The
number six, you have to address
the number six. He's like she's the number six
had a Numerology the birthday has lunch superstar.
Hold on, wait, wait for his comparison. And then I'll end
this edition.
It doesn't have any special value. It just it's a reference
point. It's a starting point. The numbers themselves have no
superstitious value, their starting points. They're like a
language. They're like words in a sentence, whatever the word or
the phrase or the key for you, Mickey a six. And six has to do
with reference. It has to do with a kind of caring service.
That's public service. You are an issue oriented person.
There's a guaranteed success for Adam that will never fail. Hey,
now and for Mickey
Okay, now he's he's only seen these numbers. Remember this is
he's doing a Numerology reading with one other person in the
world. And he's going to compare my future wife to this one other
person.
And I guess who it is? Yes. Obama. No,
you get two more guesses. You'll never guess you're never gonna
guess.
soupy sales.
No.
Okay, I get one more guests. Michael Jackson.
I've only seen one numerology like this before. So I mean, no
offense when I say this, but it's very similar to Al Gore.
Really, thank you very much.
You know, I just programmed me to look at the n and the D. I
mean, now like, Hey, baby, like, you look like cow gore.
In your reach down August. Yes. A little more.
How horrible. Is that? Go a little low. Al Gore.
Thanks. Like to 16 No, you know, the 16 Reminds me of an
experience I actually had at the horse track. Oh, I was there
with me. We were there were it was the it was actually June. It
was June 6 266. And it was 2006 was weird. And we went to the
track and it was the sixth race. And this horse number six was
named 66. We put all our money on him. And guess what happened?
He came in six. Oh, wait a minute.
Exactly. It let's talk about AFRICOM for a second, just to
get back to some news that you'll never hear anywhere in
some analysis that it's just really shaping up to be more and
more. So one of our producers sent a note that came off of his
Facebook page, he made a snippet for me from one of his buddies,
and it says Africa bound friends and family I've been tasked to
deploy to Djibouti, Africa, in support of Africa calm from June
to December, I'll be performing more of a humanitarian duty,
rather than usual combat duty performed on previous trips
through Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, Qatar, Qatar, Oman
and others, looking forward to building infrastructure schools,
wells, clinics, and relationships with people who
are suffering in multiple locations. I want to thank them
all. So very nice note. Of course, this is exactly what the
Chinese have been doing for years. And now it's our turn to
go in and and take over and there's been some interesting
developments, John, very interesting developments. Let me
just bring it up here. Here we go. So there's a new guy in at
AFRICOM, which I guess we kind of missed. March 5, Carter F
ham, took over command of Africa calm. And the first thing he's
done, as commander of the US, Africa calm is to visit and gola
two days ago, and he went in and said, Hey, you and goalie
people. I'm the new sheriff in town. Now you have to know that
and gola Has $27 billion of investment from China 27 billion
out of there from Angola. Crude oil is the number two country
for China where they get older diamonds, diamonds and oil and
gold right? Doesn't say gold in this it could be they had. They
have also and this is from two days ago, the Angolan government
is getting ready to privatize their railroad system which was
financed by the Chinese
but the interesting can move out goods and services not for
anything else horse of
course the interesting thing is this new guy Carter F ham. He
was the guy who ran the Libya operation. So can you imagine
all of a sudden you know, hey, I'm cada F ham I'm your new
sheriff. In case y'all didn't see what I deal with North
Africa. Fuck those motherfuckers up a lot over there. So you're
gonna do what we tell you to do. And we really are doing it. It's
really
said are we doing specifically I mean, I think guys like that
tend to go in there just to cause trouble they create a
revolution they they armed rebels they try to take over the
government This is why it is taken over they roll out the old
guys which means they kick out the Chinese
that's exactly what it is. And let's so I'm just putting it on
the on the map so to speak, Angola and Mozambique. Brand
news and
big Scott weave and more minerals in Mozambique is where
the month check it
out. This This came in just yesterday. They are looking at
here it is recent discovery of two massive gas fields in its
waters has turned the region into an energy hotspot promising
a 250 billion pound Bonanza, Mozambique. That's a lot of
Viagra. I gotta tell you that lot of Viagra. So of course, I
go look and see if there's anything out there. Not much
besides these news articles, but it is obvious that we're you
know, we're just kicking kicking the Chinese out left and right.
That's the entire the entire gig.
I mean, as you know, when we before we started the show, we
knew about the Chinese in Africa. I mean, this was years
ago, and before it was even begun to be discussed and and by
some sources I have in Germany, were complaining about it
because the Germans are aware of this. I'm now beginning to kind
of change my opinion about what's going on. I because we've
been following it. So I think that we knew all along what was
going on with the Chinese. And we decided, you know, if they
want to build all these roads, we just waited for them to build
it all. And then then we can build on them. Kick them out.
That's exactly I'm in total agreement with you. Yeah. So
everything is built
strategy. We
rock. Yeah, we do. Like the rock let let let the yellow man build
it.
It's embarrassing how you know how easy it is to see the
strategy, right? Yeah, well, the strategy. Yeah. So the idea is
we get more more of the stuff. Clip.
So clippity clop. You
have did you get the whole? Yes, I did. Yeah, I got it for the we
got to play it at the end of the show. At the end of show. We'll
do the whole clippity clop song, which was from the Marx Brothers
movie go west.
So So I went to see if clippety clop was meaning any of these,
you know, there? Was there a foreign minister from Angola or
Mozambique? No. But there was the guy from Estonia. And
something we've got to look out for because you know, Estonia is
a very interesting region is right up there near Finland. Of
course. Yeah. And
by the way, we have an in with our economic hitman to go to it
now go to Estonia, but hang out with the guy you're going to be
talking about. Oh, really? Yeah. What the foreign minister? No,
Prime Minister,
we can hang out with him. I'm pretty sure yeah. Cool. Well,
let's hear. First, we have a little bit of the actual
clippity clop, which I put in front of the clip, because
Lucifer who is of course, the cloven. One. She was clippity
clop. And up to the microphone with the Prime Minister of
Estonia. And she in her speech said something very interesting
here clippety clop, clippity, clop clip and
his staff to do afternoon, everyone. Welcome to the State
Department and a very warm welcome to my friend and
colleague, the foreign minister of Estonia as the
foreign minister, not the prime minister. And notice he doesn't
know his name. My friend, the foreign minister is that
he might can't remember my friends, my pal.
Now Now listen to this
note, I'm pleased to announce that the United States and
Estonia have agreed to co chair a new initiative in the
Community of Democracies,
the Community of Democracies. This is very important. Write
this one down, John, the Community of Democracies. I
don't know what it means. But nothing comes out of her hole
without a reason
to use technology to help strengthen democratic
institutions,
okay? We're going to use technology that will help
strengthen democratic institutions. That sounds to me
like we're going to be shoving more technology somewhere to
start revolutions. Okay, let's listen to what this program is
all about.
This program that we call lend,
lend. The acronym is
gratefully and D. The network for leaders engaged in new
democracies
Can you imagine that meeting? Okay, we gotta get these
internet in the suitcases over there and all these places, but
we want them back. And but they're, you know, to start
revolutions. I mean, democracies. Land. Yeah, we'll
lend them to lend. Yeah, yeah, it's a platform, a platform for
democracy. And then you give it back
is an online platform that will connect leaders from emerging
democracies, leaders from
emerging democracies, you mean terrorists, with former
presidents prime ministers and others who have helped lead
democratic transitions in their own countries? My
goodness, how brazen is it John, is laying it out there.
We are particularly focused on working together in Tunisia.
When the network is activated, activate the network later this
year, it will help accelerate the exchange of ideas among
leaders who have the experience to share and we're very excited
to be co chairing this initiative with Estonia
so we got to go up there we got to go check out Estonia because
that's where that's going to be HQ baby
was Estonia is apparently so high tech is like really, really
amazing.
Yeah, there's you know, there's tons of Silicon Valley companies
that have Estonian Zonta
and then working at a remote nearby Latvia, I think is Latvia
and one of the two of those countries is I think Latvia is
the one next to it and listen, I'm thinking of
Ukraine yet luck could be I could look at the map real
quick.
Yeah, I mean, look at the map or whatever the case was loaded
with blonde. Blonde bombshells. Oh, really? Yeah. So ludicrous.
Number one
in Latvia or in Estonia, but I think
it's done. He's got to fall out of some of them. But no, it's
the the backup. Latvians that backup baby. Yeah. So I'm told I
have no idea. So Latvia is underneath
Estonia. Yeah. Estonia is just across the river. There are
right from Finland. Yeah, from Helsinki. And that, of course,
is where the Nord Stream pipeline will go. Yeah. So right
through right through that water there. What does that call? What
is that? What are called
Baltic straits? I
don't know Gulf of Finland is the Gulf of Finland.
Finland. I don't have my map in front of me.
I do I do. A by the way, a great book to get his map head by Ken
Jennings. Map head map head yeah. Map had great book. Great,
great book. So just a, you know, of course, Syria is no longer
really in the news, except for a resolution that came out of the
Senate. You can only guess whose resolution that is?
You're gonna tell me
McCain, of course. Oh, yeah, of course. Ah. So his resolution
for pages marked up for your convenience in the show notes at
n a three, nine or five dot n a show notes.com. Title condemning
the mass atrocities committed by the government of Syria and
supporting the right of this the people of Syria to be safe and
to defend themselves. And by the way, you'll have noticed in the
news, a subtle change. It is no longer Friends of Syria. They've
changed the title. Have you noticed this? I have not yet.
It's friends of Syrian people. They've changed it. Very
interesting, yet subtle rebranding.
Why do you think that was the reason for that?
Because I don't know.
I think I'll tell what I think when you have this kind of
rebrand during this sort of a situation. I think it's code. I
think it's all Cades that we were we plan on doing. We've
done. Here's our message to prove it. I mean, it's a way of
getting the word out that something's changed. Okay, well,
something has changed then. We were taken over. It's a done
deal, or we are okay. You have stopped paying attention to
this.
Yeah. It's like It's like when you buy a company, you change
the name.
Yeah, just to let everyone know, no boss,
new boss. All right. So then there's three pages of like,
basically building up his case. And you know, it's just these
numbers. You know, it's like just a couple highlights,
whereas it's all whereas on March 15, Bunky, Moon warned
well over 1000 people have been killed. March 27, the United
Nations reported the death toll in Syria had climbed to more
than 9000. Whereas at least 3000 people have been killed in Syria
in 2012. Alone. How are you baby? Okay. Couldn't see your
face?
Al Gore. Al Gore.
So sexy. Yeah, exactly. So there's all this whereas whereas
whereas, and then he comes to what we should be doing, the
Senate resolves, which means we're going to make you do this,
to support calls by Arab leaders to provide the people of Syria
with the means to defend themselves against Bashar Al
Assad and his forces, including through the provisions of
weapons and other material support, and calls on the
President to work closely with regional partners to implement
these efforts, effectively. Guns were selling guns
or giving him or whatever, he didn't love guns.
And, and then here it is, commends the establishment. Here
it is its new, commends the establishment of the Friends of
the Syrian people contact group and other international
diplomatic efforts to end the violence and support a peaceful
transition to democracy in Syria. So it's clear that we're
going in the reason is also quite clear. That is the Tamar
gas deal. Russia is in the deal is done. They are going to be
buying millions of tons of liquefied natural gas from
Israel, as predicted, which will strengthen Gazprom is hand in
the booming Asian LNG market. How are they going to get it
there? Well, of course, they have the port in Syria, so they
need total control of Syria. How are we selling that to the
stupid slaves with reports like this,
how serious and widespread is the abuse of children in Syria
and detention centers?
This is one of the shocking developments in the way the
Syrian government has been reacting to legitimate calls of
the protesters is that they've gone for the children for
whatever purpose in large numbers, hundreds detained and
tortured. I've seen some of the evidence gathered by the
Commission of Inquiry who talked with parents who talked with
other victims. It's just horrendous children shot in the
knees, held together with adults in really inhumane conditions,
denied medical treatment for their injuries, either held as
hostages or held as sources of information, or just the sheer
brutality of the soul clamped down
there. You guys spoke about them
they're going for the children John, they're shooting them in
the knees abusing them sexually.
It's obvious what they were first thing I think they'd be
doing Yeah, like you want
it you want to take control of the people take the children and
that's a BBC report and it's in the show notes three on her five
on any show notes.
I don't trust anything they do. And
I want you want to get to some of your other
I got one would if you if you're dropping off that topic. Yeah.
You know, we I think we all miss the point of the this thing
that's being overblown in Florida. Oh, the kid the kid.
Let me just read you like a big headline and a large news story
in The New York Times and then think about what maybe guys this
is sick, but I'm going to play it anyway. Skittles Florida
death brings both profit and risk honoring a youths memory by
buying the candy he ate. selling these things by the boatloads
now skillets skillets probably selling skillets too. Yeah.
I heard a rumor now talking about skillets I won't buy me a
skillet. Yeah.
A lot of our producers after we read the United Nations Climate
document they've been sending in tons of stories. Now just to
recap, this was the complete new world order new rules world
regulations, unified world laws that are this is all coming down
to Rio. By the way, Rio, you'll see is in the news more and more
these days. I'll just give you a couple of quick headlines. New
York Times. Scientists at Germany's Potsdam Institute for
Climate Impact Research this week published research that
said indicated the high incidence of extreme weather
events was not merely accidental. Now of course, when
it was snowing, we'd say Hey, where's your global warming is
We were not the kids were never gonna see snow again. The
scientists said, weather is not climate. However, when it gets
warmer, they say things things like this. From the many single
events, a pattern emerges, at least for extreme rainfall and
heat waves the link with human caused global warming is clear
the sciences in US New York Times New York Times ladies and
gentlemen, and then we have from the same report different same
authors of the report but different report a news report.
The scientific researchers have specialized in studying the role
climate change plays in influencing individual extreme
events is a new burgeoning field which I think the Coronavirus
Consulting Corporation get into extreme event attribution. This
is a new one extreme event attribution. And from that we
need climate smart farming, which of course includes
genetically modified organisms. But here's the one that I loved
the most. Remember this document called for a 0.7% of the gross
national product to be dedicated to helping climate change carbon
credits whatever for poor countries and poor people
universal international borderless tax,
and this was yes to be paid out. I guess to the banks, I don't
know who gets part
of the GDP. In other words, they, you could have a we'd have
to pay the most is what it always means. Mm hmm.
Well, we said you know, this will become law. And report from
the Netherlands This is in Dutch, so I'm going to translate
on the fly. Of course, the Netherlands now as the Troika
has come in, said, Hey, you're not under your 3%. And you had
such a big mouth about it. So now you got to start clamping
down austerity measures take away people's pensions, all
kinds of stuff is happening and make making the Dutch very
unhappy. And they're talking about so this discussion now
about reducing their foreign aid for climate change and, and poor
people. And literally here it says her name is a she's a
member of parliament of the second chamber is what it's
called there. So it'd be like the Congress, Kathleen Ferrier,
she says, hohoho, we can't do that. Because we have to stick
to our international agreement of 0.7% of our gross national
product. So it's there. Yeah. I mean, I mean, of course, we
missed the meeting. But it's now happening, we'll look for the
0.7% you're gonna start seeing it everywhere. So this is agenda
21. This is the whole save the world with the international
law, global regulations, international law regulated by
the International Criminal Court that we are now being subjected
to, and was actually happening.
You should go to the website, the UN website and start reading
agenda 21. It's huge. I mean, as you think the health care bill
is big. Yeah, I know that this thing is massive, really big.
Just pretty much the sticks his nose in every aspect of day to
day life for the public at large. It's unbelievable.
And this also from interesting, so on, a couple of people
pointed this out to me. As part of this, of course, we have the
European Union, we have to have the North American Union, you
know, it's all going to be rolled up into one big global
ball of muck. And this is the first time that is taking place.
But we are witnessing on when is this happening this happening
next week, I think, the inaugural meeting of the North
American defense ministers I didn't know that there was like
a North American defense outfit
might have to do with North American Treaty Organization and
you have the North American there's different
representatives in that organization. That might be what
they're referring to
now it says the honorable Peter Mackay, which is Canadian
Minister of National Defence. Honorable Leon E. Panetta.
General is
a club drinking club well,
by virtue of our geography, our peoples and our trading
relationship that might be there are three nations share many
defense interests, threats to North America and the hemisphere
are increasingly complex and require non traditional
responses.
Yes, a drinking club. There's no meeting going on.
You're gonna say drinking club all the way up until into the
FEMA camp. I'm telling you
to do Thinking gloved hand
as we will pursue this trilateral agenda, respectful of
national sovereignty. Uh huh. And in coordination with other
agencies, the results of our meeting will be conveyed to our
respective leaders in advance of the upcoming North American
Leaders Summit. Hmm. I guess we'll start seeing the marrow
discussion crank up again pretty soon. It's common. The North
American Leaders Summit. Deadpool says all this is all
over the place.
Yeah, well, it's a drinking club. I can smell a drinking
club a mile away. All right. I did the I did have one last clip
I want to play as we wrap up here. I was watching Castle,
which I think is deteriorated because they brought in some
character that's just annoying. I'm not familiar with the show
castles of mystery detective story about this guy who's a
writer who was also a you know, he's been allowed to visit with
the police and help them so he can take notes, but he's
actually helping him solve crimes. It's a gimmick, but
they're trying to figure out who put a bomb in the wastebasket at
some event. And then there's this clip, which is just like
Oh, brother, but it's kind of creepy. Probably true. That the
what
I have here is even better. Data from wireless carriers that
shows us all the GPS activated cell phones and Boylan Plaza.
This is the plaza yesterday at 432. Right before the explosion.
Each red dot represents the GPS position of a specific phone.
How did
you get this golden favor from a friend at Homeland Security?
Good friend.
We just call it a favorite from Homeland Security. Right on
Yeah, you
gotta GPS dot from every phone. It's so true.
The dots are all moving. Yeah, of course. Real.
I recorded something from a TV show. So while you were watching
Castle, I watched the Millionaire Matchmaker. Are you
familiar with this program?
Never even heard of this turkey?
Oh, no. It's a very successful turkey. It's a very successful
show.
It's cable. The Millionaire Matchmaker. It's a very
successful show. I think it's on Bravo.
So basically, it's it's usually guys and they're millionaires,
so called millionaires. And then the Millionaire Matchmaker. She
goes and she finds some coos for them. And you know, they have a
party and then they go on a date and then you know, maybe they
choose one and then you know, we hope to live happily ever after.
I have never heard anything as vile as this on television
before, not funny, disgusting towards women. And the program
should be boycotted
women say, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you want vaginas, you got
to pay and money is not all you pay. It may be a promise, right?
You see, it may be an engagement when a woman who doesn't require
commitment is not a virtuous woman. vaginas are fun to play
with. But you don't marry vaginas. You marry virtue. He's
been playing with a lot of vaginas. But the problem with
playing with vaginas is within a couple of weeks. They're boring
as hell do you see he gets bored playing with vaginas? There's
nobody to talk to the Chinese don't talk continuity seems to
be an issue for you. How outrageous is that
fly a clip of the day. Really, I
got a clip of the day Wow.
clip for the day,
people who listen to the whole show and get to the end of the
show. Really the best parts of the show.
At the end of the show is
that means that you hear you get to hear the clippity clop song
from the Marx Brothers movie,
you get to hear that that's Oh, wow. We've always been in it a
long time. John. I'm sorry. I didn't even realize how far
along we were.
Well, I was trying to hint at it when I said before we wrap up.
Oh,
all right. Well, I mean, there's I got like 50 more topics
than saving for Sunday.
Okay, well, some of them just won't do. Well saved give
us the best ones in a nutshell.
I'll give you the best. The best one. This is an I didn't even
need the story. 20 seconds the headline was perfect.
Like all of us out here in Washington DC would rather not
think about what if? What if nuclear terrorists targeted the
nation's capital with a powerful bomb. Federal officials have
thought about that scenario long and hard over many years. And
they figured out who would most likely survive and Well we hope
it's not you
Wolf Blitzer.
That's it. That's a whole headline.
Yeah. Yeah. Just more bull crap to scare the public. Oh, yeah.
Be very afraid. And I want to get your boots out there. Shake,
shake, shake.
Yeah. And I want to say hey, to all of our friends, producers
and listeners and get my nation East who were all scared into
buying extra petrol. This week hear about this?
Yeah, unbelievable.
Go buy some gas. And then it's like, oh, no, don't but they'll
fill it up. Anyway.
Right, it's yeah, just fill it up we need to make our quarterly
numbers. Let's fill up all inventory. Let's fill that you
know, it's essentially an inventory fill right? empty
shelves, you buy all this stuff and you fill the shelves up now
you moved a bunch of stuff out. Yeah, it
was basically I help our buddies were BP and total out and then
of course, we had the big gas leak there off of
scholars still trying to Well, I know
what that is. I can just tell you even in the final music
here, I can tell you what that is. That's a because that it'll
take six months to fix and that's going to completely
interrupt Scotland's whole idea of going rogue that's what I
think it is at least
Yeah, if it wasn't a French platform I'd be more inclined to
buy in a true crackpot theory but true or no? True. All I know
is a lot of gas that they need to light it light that sucker
up all right, so we're gonna light it won't give you the full
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