Take a picture of the chicken and send it to Fresno State.
Adam curry, John C. Dvorak
be Sunday March 18 2012. Time for getting our nation media
assassination. This is episode three, nine or two. This is no
agenda covering the controls on my dishwasher here at Camp MoPhO
in the capital of the drone Star State, Austin, Texas in the
morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where I remained by the way they
stole my Saturday, New York Times. I'm John C. Dvorak.
Buzzkill.
What eight holes are those days that that kids again in the
neighborhood to do that?
I have no idea. Damn, kids. I'm putting cameras up.
You need a rocking chair, man
and a shot.
Camera run and I got you kids calling the police.
Exactly. Exactly. That's that's lame, man. When someone does
that when they steal your paper?
I used to do it all the time. Really? Well, just just karma
get back in. Yeah,
I was gonna say there's your karma. You deserve it. Well,
it's Sunday there. John in the morning to you.
Sunday. There are two in the morning do you Adam curry in the
morning and all ships at sea boots on the ground feet in the
air.
And I'm happy to see you once again. A whole bunch of human
resources in the chat room. No agenda stream.com no agenda
chat.net Nice to have you all round groovy. And charged up and
ready to go as we have yet another two and a half hours at
least have media assassination lined up for you. And that is
indeed what we do is media assassination. And I'm refer I'm
looking at you person who accused me of being racist
against Chinese Chinese people. Did you catch that one? He's
like, Hey, man, I know what you're doing.
He hates you that guy. When you say
Chinese that's like saying niggers and like, really? How
did where did we even come up with that? Wasn't that because
people in Congress were pronouncing it like that the
chatters?
Yeah, it was so Southerners. Yeah, if anything we're making,
say China,
if anything, China, we're making trainers,
you know that China who trainers, trainers, it's just
shiners.
And it's a lot. It's a lot less wasted bandwidth by saying
Chinese instead of Chinese. That's like two syllables. And I
was just one.
Yeah, you're a racist pig.
Yeah, that would be me. So you did you see it? Do you see that
whole Reddit thing he made? Yeah. Like really? Wow.
Oh, wow. Some there's some some people out there that don't get
it. Don't get it. Well, that's probably true. No, no, don't
get the joke, man. Hey, dude, how cool was that Comey? Dude,
how cool is that Kony guy flipping out.
I have the best clip of that could find. Did you see the
seven minute version? No, but played my Kony dude goes berserk
and there's a little Tommy at work. Tell me if you can
deconstruct this. This came from AlJazeera so it's from overseas,
right? Yeah, tell if you can deconstruct where supposedly he
started masturbating.
The man behind the popular online video calling for the
arrest of Ugandan rebel leader Joseph Kony has been detained
and taken to hospital in the US. Jason Russell and his charity
Invisible Children made the film Kony 2012. Witnesses say he will
see naked and screaming at drivers in San Diego in
California. His group says the controversy surrounding the
video has taken an emotional toll on Russell.
Several residents in the neighborhood were very concerned
about a male that they described as a white male in his late 20s.
That was acting strangely, there were various stages of undress
that were described, you know that he was wearing underwear
that he was naked, that kind of thing, that he was running into
the roadway that he was interfering with traffic
screaming and that kind of thing. Officers responded to the
welfare check did contact the man and he was no problem for
the police department. However, during the evaluation with him,
we did learn that we probably needed to take care of him so
the officers detained him and transported him to a local
medical facility for further evaluation and treatment.
Hold on, let me do that kind of thing. So I'm doing that kind of
thing right now. That kind of thing. Right.
So what what do you know? I don't think don't you did you
hear when you think the transition was? I think that he
was running around naked like a nut. Well, do you see and then
when they arrested him and brought him in for questioning?
I think that's when he started to masturbate because it No, no,
no, if
you look at the seven minute version, and granted, it's hard
to tell if it's him because it's it's shot out of a window. So
you know, you don't know for sure, but it fits all the
descriptions of what is you know what everyone agrees he was
doing was running around naked, doing weird stuff with John. I
mean, he's literally there's like seven cars and he jumps
from rooftop to rooftop to rooftop and he falls on the
ground and then a neighbor comes out and pops him in the head but
the Beginning of that video, the beginning of that video, he
literally sits on the back of a car on a trunk spreads his legs
wide and his jerking off, but more like, look at me Look at me
not not like, not like trying to achieve anything. Okay, you win.
Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, no, it's a real winner trust me.
So what's the deal? Why do you think this is a dis besides
being a distraction? We know that's why there's controversy
surrounding the video said that it's that his numbers are bogus?
Well, there's
a couple of well, so there's a couple things. First of all, I
feel I feel bad because if you look into his history and his
wiki page, by the way, he's pretty much clean. There's
nothing on it, really. But if you go back and you look at the
Invisible Children website, you'll see that since 2003, this
guy has been trying to and he comes from a showbusiness
family, he studied in dance, you know, he's, he's basically, you
know, he's been trying to be a celebrity famous. And he's
really like a Disney kid. So, you know, like, MK Ultra type
stuff. You know, he has the Justin Bieber haircut. Have you
seen any of the videos where they do? Like he's in the he's
in the band doing the choreographed dancing with?
Like, a Britney Spears type thing? Yeah, I did see that.
That's sad. You know, that's like, that's like, pathetically
sad. And when I think is that, because, you know, I think the
clues lie in what Clooney is doing and how he's responding to
that. That's what I think is, is really where we see that this
was not supposed to happen. And there's basically two ways you
can go in quote, unquote, Hollywood, or three ways you can
go the way that George Clooney does it, which is he's distanced
himself from the hookers and the and the drugs and the crap and,
and he's just not falling for that. So he's on a much, much
higher level, but he still has to do what they want him to do
if he wants to, you know, stay George Clooney. So he said, You
know, I'm going to, I'm going to change this. I'm gonna make it
high tech. I'm gonna go in there. I'm gonna do the movie in
the desert. You know, then you have the, the, like Lady Gaga
has and the actually Rihanna unfought Did you? I can't
believe I'm saying this, but she was on Access Hollywood. That
what? Oh, yeah. No, I know. Well, it
caught my eye. I'm
like Rihanna about Coney on Access Hollywood. I gotta listen
to this. Now, the last time we saw Rihanna in public was when
she was doing an exorcism. You know, half a day after Whitney
Houston died. And everyone celebrated that at Clive Davis's
Illuminati party. And, you know, there was it was a pretty weird
thing she was doing there at the Grammys. And to this day, no one
has come up with an explanation what the hell is that? She says
she has an alter ego. He's got this, this kid inside of her and
she's twisted. So she's clearly there to promote Kony on Access
Hollywood, because the interviewer three minutes before
I cut out this little piece, like we could do on a film,
right? You're doing a film, right? You do. And of course,
Rihanna is too stupid, because he's doped up or whatever. And
finally she comes out and she talks about what she's going to
be doing. So she is part of the basically the the Jason, you
know, the Jason Russell side of doped up celebrities who are on
board onboard with the program to stay famous. And now she's
joined Twitter, just to help the cause
and for to get the youth involved with something like
that. I'd love to be some, I'd love to be an outlet, something
that can help spread the word, even if it's the 14 14 million
fans on Twitter. I'd love to do that. And the Kony 2012
Foundation, The Invisible Children camp is such a powerful
strong message and it's something that I really want to
get involved in not just on the surface, but I want to get my
hands really dirty with
Oh, yes, John wants to get our hands really dirty in this room
not and now you have my interest rearmament project so
I'm planning on going to Uganda later on this year. Even if it's
for dare to just get
my hands really dirty. I'm gonna stay in the hotel for a day or
two and I'm probably going to you know, like go on a little
Safari the organized trip and go talk to some kids for the filter
really
spend some time with the victims and and really suss out the
whole situation. And possibly make film because I know
how's it make a film you're gonna come on talk about the
film that's why I got the camera here make the film absolutely
invisible children they have
to say PSAs Oh, she says out
well, she's from Barbados. She says all kinds of weird stuff.
There's
there's a funny one coming up. Awesome. been reaching out to me
about doing a film so they've
been reaching out to me. It's something that
I would love to do. And that's why we want to go to Uganda so
we can really I want to make it mine. I want to make it
something fresh. I want to make it something new.
I'll make it fresh. I don't like it's something new, something
we've never seen before. Let me think how about this for a
script now? A celebrity with black children. Yeah, that's
fresh Rihanna. That's going to be great. You can tweet about it
all day,
but something very, very powerful and something that
speaks to the youth and the people of the world. And that
will come out later this year. You said you were going there
possibly later on this year? Wow. Yeah, it can't be passed
this year. This year. It's only just started. So
no, because pastors you will be too late. We gotta get the
troops in Africa has got to go this year, we have to
do what we can right now. Regardless of the backlash. A
lot of people associate Invisible Children with finding
corny getting corny, famous is not really about Kony himself.
Oh, really, government is dealing with that. Obama has
signed on to helping with that. So that's completely out of our
hands. Now. He's on board now. What I'm really interested in
and what I'm working with Invisible Children on is really
helping the victims. There's 1000s There's so many people,
children,
children. Okay. So that's no good. First of all, I think the
other thing you forgot to mention is that Clooney is smart
enough, or maybe he doesn't have a choice to have a handler with
him at all times. And yes, yes. When he went before Congress, if
you saw it on C span, He's given us the exact same speech that he
had rehearsed on various talk shows. And there he was sitting
in front of Congress, and right next to him Pendergrast printed
right next to him, always right next to him. Well, so here's,
here's how I know that this was this is. So this kid is Jason.
And again, I'm just going to feel bad for him because he's on
the level of a Rihanna type mind controlled idiot. He freaked
out. And so, you know,
what do you think he freaked out over?
Whatever drugs are given him? You know, I have reports,
whatever. I had reports that he's been like, that he's been
ordering hookers. And this is like Hollywood, you know, gutter
press type stuff. It's all going to come out. You watch. The guy
was hookers left and right. And this was an LSD trip that look
when I'm exhausted and I'm dehydrated. You have to see this
this long video. It's in the show notes three, nine or two,
not an issue. I mean, the guy
told me to take some acid, it
was either I think a smokes and PCP. I mean it whatever it was,
it was definitely not just exhausting. There's no way this
I mean, the guy was like a superhero. And there's other
guys coming out. He's knocking him in the face for jumping on
his car. He's like, Screw you. And he wasn't in his underpants,
he was naked. Let me say one other thing. Nice ass. I have to
admit the guy had a good looking but
he just make a note of that.
So here's how I know that it wasn't supposed to happen,
because this is being brought up now in every single interview
that Clooney is doing. And Clunies on GPS with our friend
the antique anti constitutional. Fareed Zakaria, the Pakistani.
And when and this and I also saw him on Meet the Meet the Press,
but it wasn't interesting. So I didn't clip that. But when the
question comes up, then Pendergrast jumps into answer to
this is, you know, and you see Clooney looking over like,
that's your cue, man. I'm not supposed to talk about this,
that that one went wrong. I'm doing my job. I know what I'm
supposed to do. So here comes on Fareed Zakaria show.
Let me ask you about another war criminal. Another war criminal?
Kony. This video that's come out by now. I don't know. 250
million people. Now
we have 150 million. It's amazing. And by the way, New
York Times, who just blatantly say oh, 100 million people? What
kind of fact checking did they do on that? Do they call up
YouTube? Did they? Or the kids look at the number and say, yep,
because they got to be 100 million right there. Yeah. Does
anyone really check these numbers? And we just say, Oh,
it's okay. It's pretty it says right there. 100 million views
must be right. So now it's 150. According to Fareed Zakaria,
even more people don't watch your movies.
That means every that's it's such a ludicrous number. Yeah,
it doesn't like it doesn't make any logical sense. I mean, if
somebody gets 10 million views on YouTube, you know, that's a
lot. I mean, that assumes an X number of people percentage of
the public public in general. I mean, there are there are whole
groups of people never saw this saying that every other person
in the United States has watched this.
Well, they're looking at a global audience, obviously. So
there's a little evil, okay,
the global audience, which I still, I'm still very suspect to
that because a lot of the I mean, I don't I don't think
they're watching this in South Korea. I doubt they're watching
it in China, because they can't get YouTube in most of the
areas. And most of the other parts of the world are all low,
low. And I'd like to know if that what the US numbers are.
This whole thing is a robot. It's bullcrap. Well, there's
great way to get attention, though.
It's very easy to just call up Google and say, turn the switch
make it 100 million. I mean, that's easy. And by the way,
show me the page that says 100 million In
this current page say, have you looked at it recently?
I can do it right now. That's interesting. Actually, let's see
what it says. I don't even think it says 100 million. I think
they're counting, you know, it's just made up. It's just made up.
Kony 2012. YouTube. So this would be the official Invisible
Children page. Let me see if I can find it at 2 million views
according to the official so even if you go by the official
number, Fareed Zakaria is full of crap with 150 million, but he
only says that to slam George Clooney to say more people that
have seen your movies, which I think is kind of cool. But then
printed wrestle jumping to answer the question
by 950 million people, even more people and watch your movies. Do
you think that ultimately will make a difference? Because
you've you've tried to focus your activism in very specific
targeted ways. This feels a little bit more like the kind of
casual activism let's do something about this. Some of
the things in the video are inaccurate that we don't have
30,000 child soldiers, right? Well, it's
inaccurate now. Oh, that's interesting. The spirit now
chronograph is looking at Clooney like commandment is I'm
supposed to jump in here
is obviously admirable, this guy's a horrible person, will it
make a difference?
Well, I'll tell you this.
Unfortunately, the one thing you have to do is when you do these
is you have to be you have to try to be if you're going to
err, you have to make sure you err on the side of factual is.
Love that. If you're going to err, make sure you err on the
side of factual. This is where Pendergrast is shitting your
break? Is Clooney actually saying? I know he's, he's
messing it up. But isn't he actually saying, if you're gonna
make a mistake, make a mistake on the fact. Isn't that what he
just said?
So it sounded like Yeah, so prenta gras is
like, but clonise Great, listen to what he does as
much as you possibly can. Having said that, if 150 million people
know his name now, that can only be good. It's only good. You
know, the first thing we have to do the first power we have is
knowledge about this, you have to know about and understand
that. And then you get involved. I didn't know anything about
Darfur until
I read. Excellent. George, pull it away from that go to dark for
Nick Kristof's pieces on on therefore, I then got involved.
And, you know, I think that's you have to have knowledge
first. So I think it's a good idea to shut up George
lid. And so Gary is good. And by the way, this is heavily edited
to Korea, like what do you think?
Well, you know, President Obama sent 100 Special Forces to the
region of Central Africa to help craft a counterinsurgency
strategy to catch Joseph Kony a few months ago. It's an election
year, people criticized him heavily for doing that. So this
gives President Obama a great deal of political support to
maintain the course. Yeah.
Boy, I'll tell you I did a segue.
Yeah, no, it was a huge hatchet job. He said. So this kid gave
President Obama huge amount of support
of trying to bring an end to this insurgency. Yeah, it's not
as bad as it was at the height. When suited the Sudan
Government. By the way, the same government is bringing us the
Nuba Mountains was supporting the colony. So it's a very
important thing just to do to support this decision by the
President.
So these guys are good, because they're moving the conversation
away. Now, it doesn't matter because we need to have stuff in
Africa. It's all Africa. We need to have our we need to basically
kick the Chinese out of Africa no matter what, but they realize
that this went horribly wrong. And this was news on the
interwebs TMZ. Had it all day, Friday, and not a single word on
CNN, they were awaiting instructions. I mean, this this
kid was on CNN, Fox, NBC, CBS, ABC incessantly for a week, he
freaks out, he's caught masturbating. He's slamming the
pavement. He's running around like a lunatic. And no one says
anything until they get the memo, please. That's insulting.
And then, of course, Clooney was like this. He's angry. Because
this is ruining his whole deal that he was that he set up in
Washington. He had a whole week completely set up ready to go
rock and roll. And MSNBC, the most truthful reporting I've
ever seen. They they cut live because of course the trucks
were there, the press was there. And we know and the cops are
waiting for everyone to get their shot before they put on
the little plastic plastic handcuff ease, but listen to the
voiceover never a truer sentence spoken OOMing
and I'm I'm pretty confident that this that he'll be able to
get himself out of jail if he is taken to jail. He is going to be
on Meet the Press.
Oh, wait, he's gonna be on Meet the Press. It's a little promo.
But there
we see him. He's actually handcuffed, walking over. We
don't know if there's trespassing charges involved
here or exactly what's going on. But they knew I think going on
because this is private property, that there was a
chance that they would get arrested that they would get
hands, that they would actually be charged. Obviously a very
interesting kind of photo op having said that, George Clooney
has spoken very eloquently in the past, about the power of
celebrity, and his feeling that it's incumbent upon him for all
the success that he's had and all the money that he's made to
use that celebrity in a positive way in the way that some of his
close friends like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, done with their
own work. Angelina Jolie, obviously as a as a UN
ambassador, and the Sudan is a crisis that he really believes
needs to to get a lot of attention. Yeah,
exactly. Absolutely true. A photo op to get attention, along
with your other shills so that we can get on Meet the Press and
look really interesting and talk about it. And as and this is
what this is what cracked me up. So they actually push him
through the cameras and they let him stop. They let him stop and
say a couple words to each camera crew along the way. He
doesn't. It's not like a real arrest. It was so so fake, so
phony. And so we know that he was he met with President Obama.
Then he went to the state dinner for Cameron, where all night he
sat with the according to reports with Valerie Jarrett, my
favorite woman in the entire world. So she probably was
scheming with him. She probably said
that he was sitting next to Michelle.
Well, then Valerie Jarrett was there. i My understanding is he
was talking to Valerie Jarrett all night. And then this is what
he says when the question is posed to him about his meeting
with the President. It's 78 years old, never been arrested
before. Did you talk to the President about the possibility
of this happening? No, no, this was something completely
different. No, not No, not at all. How old? Did
he say he was? No is his
dad. His dad is 70. Oh, yeah. Now there's no possibility. No,
no, I was talking about this is something else. Oh, you're
talking about the The President then the next caper? I mean,
please, please. So this was not meant to happen. But this
happens. This happens to these doped up MK Ultra kids. They
freak out. And yeah, I mean, and by the way, long, 10 times since
I've read in the press of a 5150.
Yeah, I saw that they use the word they use the 5150. Explain
that. Well, it's just happens to be a part of the it's actually
part of this, in least in California, it's part of the
penal code is actually section 5150 of something or others, one
of the statutes he
was referring to do you see? So is that only in California?
The 5150 was, wasn't mentioned. It was only no in California is
Olympus. I know where, you
know, the guy was in Santa Fe one or whatever. It's now
5151 50. Now the guy was in San Diego.
Yeah. Right. Yeah. So it's like, it just means you know, you're
psycho. You're
Psycho and you might, you might harm yourself. Or others. Yeah.
So I haven't seen that in a long time in the press. So you know,
and then you know, that the
was probably code. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
yeah. For MK Ultra. MK Ultra is real. I mean, the government has
admitted that, you know, if you watch the news lately, they're
admitting to all kinds of stuff now. Yeah. You know, we shot
vaccines, experimental vaccines into the troops. And Bill
Clinton even apologized for testing citizens, you know,
testing drugs on citizens. This isn't this is not, you know,
yeah, we think Oh, can't happen. That's not real you crackpot.
But this was admitted. So why not dope? This kid? I'll be
certainly looks like a dope. Anyway, I'm very gay for George
Clooney right now. Because I have to say, wow, wow, he looked
good. I want his love children. Make a note of that.
You should know that you really can't get pregnant. I just want
to wake up in the villa at Lake Como with George and make pasta
and have getting closer peep have espressos God, that
guy is so good. I bet kid this. Is there a height on the wiki
page? I bet she's tiny. I bet she's not my height.
I'm sure it's not your height. Normal. Not socks. He's probably
about 5895 10 Yeah, I guess it 510 Maybe 511 With lifts. Yeah,
that's
a bummer. Because he's a handsome man. I mean, come on.
He looks he looks awesome. Doesn't even with that beard.
I don't know. Come on. Do anything for me. All right.
Well, it
does for me. Well, speaking of 5150 I think we have a number of
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you know you are one shot
I actually have quite a New World Order segment I want to do
as I discovered a couple of disturbing things but first of
all, of course you know John, you and I are trained when we
see something like this even though it didn't hit the the
news channels the alternative media was of course loving the
Coney. You know naked but masturbation video. And that's
when it was a Friday to you know, and you always want to
release the crap on Friday. That's the best way to do it.
Right.
Yeah, absolutely. Because that way you got a weekend to either
ignore it or deal with it.
So a new executive order came out on Friday. Yeah. Yeah, this
one is extremely disturbing. And I have not seen anything About
this on the press anywhere, it is the National Defense
resources preparedness, executive order. And this thing
is, it's a monster. This is not like a little, you know, usually
these things are, you know, because Iran is still around.
And because I only have 90 days I gotta re up are a state of
emergency, you know, it's kind of like that. It's like a kind
of a thing you just do, right? But this is one of these, I'm
announcing some policy. And I'm going to make it really
confusing. I don't want to put it in really English and I want
to refer to all kinds of different laws, and no one in
the world except that guy from MTV might actually have the
patience to go and look and see what it means. So I will read a
the most significant summation, and then some parts of this,
which are concerning, to say the least. So this is a delegation
of authority, the President's authority, and as you know,
President Obama thinks he has a lot of authority. And in this
defense resources, preparedness, executive order. He says, Look,
the following people are going to be a part of this. secretary
of state treasury, defense, Attorney General, Secretary of
the Interior agriculture, commerce, Labor, Health and
Human Services, transportation, energy, homeland security,
national intelligence, Central Intelligence Agency, Council of
Economic Advisers, administration, the National
Aeronautics and Space Administration and the
administrator of general services, that pretty much is
everybody in need, if you really want to take over the country?
What about NSA? I didn't hear that.
Well, Department of Homeland Security, who does NSA report
to?
They don't report to them defense? Well, I don't know.
It's a good question who they always
got the CIA, Director of National Intelligence?
No, that's not the NSA. That's that guy that says man, who does
the NSA report to? Let's find out consultant book of
knowledge. And I'll read this to you. Yes, Secretary of each
agency, that whole list. delegated authority under
subsection A of the section resources department shall plan
for and issue regulations to prioritize and allocate
resources, and establish standards and procedures by
which the authority shall be used to promote the National
Defense under both emergency and non emergency conditions.
Department of Defense. Each Secretary shall authorize the
heads of other agencies as appropriate to place priority
ratings on contracts and orders for materials, services and
facilities needed in support of programs approved under Section
202 of this order. In other words, get your act together.
Here's some stuff you got to do. Let me read you a couple of
interesting things for Secretary of Agriculture. Here's the
marching orders with respect to food resources, food resource
facilities, livestock resources, veterinarian resources, Plant
Health Resources and the domestic distribution of farm
equipment and commercial fertilizer.
You shall Oh, and let me give you the Oops, I'm sorry. My
notes a little messed up here. Why am I
I'm sorry, I messed that up. I'll come back to that. Let me
just Secretary of Labor my nose got upside down. Secretary of
Labor in coordination with the Secretary of Defense and the
heads of other agencies as deemed appropriate by the
Secretary of Labor shall collect and maintain data necessary to
make a continuing appraisal of the nation's workforce needs for
purposes of national defense. Hmm, upon request, the director
of selective service and in coordination with the Secretary
of Defense Assistant Director of selective service in development
of policies regulating the induction and deferment of
persons for duty in the armed services. Remember, this is for
emergency and non emergency situations sounds like a draft
to me, upon request from the head of the agency with
authority under this order consulting with the agencies,
the effect of contemplated actions on labor demand and
utilization will assist in making the exercise of priority
and allocation functions consistent with effective
utilization and distribution of labor. So what they're saying
here, the way I read this, is get ready to draft people find
out how many people we have who's eligible so that we can
then take the labor force and turn them into armed forces, a
slave labor force? Yes, a slave labor force. Exactly. The
Secretary of transport transportation will have
complete control over all forms of civil transportation.
Secretary of Health and Human Services shall still take
control of all hospitals all all facilities. Secretary of Defense
with respect to water resources, commands complete control over
all water in the United States. And the Secretary of Commerce
has complete control over all material services and facilities
as it pertains to construction materials. And this, this is a
very big document. But it basically is saying, Get ready,
you guys are in charge of everything and get ready for a
complete takeover of all of these services. And we're not
talking government services, we're talking, you know, the
transportation of food. Now, why why is this happening? Are we
expecting something? I mean, someone should at least ask the
question.
I would ask the question, if I was in the White House, press
pool?
Yeah, well, no question came up. Of course, this was released
after any press conferences on Friday. And of course, you know,
Kony came out and everyone's this order number. This is
executive order on a second. I gonna scroll up here, it doesn't
have a number, I can give you the name of it. We have a number
that may not be put in the register yet. It's National
Defense resources preparedness. And it is, by authority vested
in me as president the Constitution blah, blah, blah,
the defense production act of 1950. But that, but that one
paragraph, saying each secretary of the agencies is delegated
this authority, under both emergency and non emergency
conditions, essentially says, the Secretary of Labor, you can
go and draft anybody you need whenever you want. This doesn't,
obviously doesn't seem constitutional. But these guys
certainly think it is. Yeah,
I mean, we need to figure out why this was signed off in the
first place. There's something weird about the whole thing. And
of course, we both got, I'm sure a goal that, you know, notes on
the giant facility the NSA is building.
I think that's it. Whenever it's in whenever it comes out through
wired, I'm suspicious.
And you have it came out, right. It's, it's been Yeah, well, I, I
can see that. But they're building something in this in
the middle of nowhere. Yeah.
But it's on Second Street in San Francisco gives a crap you know,
this
this? Oh, that's just no, that's just our facility. They're
talking about a big
rush. No, I know. But now. Oh, so what they just go to
Facebook? Well, that's the other thing that came out and which I
think is also a distraction. But, you know, what's his face?
Petraeus was at a summit for in Q tel. And in Q TEL is the
Silicon Valley venture capital firm, which was started by the
CIA, it is their venture capital firm. And they were one of the
early investors in Facebook. And he says, you know, hey, we got
to a bonanza. Because all these new online devices, which give
all kinds of great data, or a treasure trove of data if you're
a person of interest to the spy community, I wish I had video of
this. Once upon a time, spies had to place a bug in your
chandelier to hear your conversation. With the rise of
the smart home, you'd be sending tagged geo located data with
that a spy agency can intercept in real time when you use the
lighting app on your phone to adjust your living rooms
ambience items of this guy's crazy items of interest will be
located identified, monitored and remotely controlled through
technologies such as radio frequency identification, sensor
networks, tiny embedded servers, tiny energy harvesters, all
connected to the next generation Internet by the way, being being
next generation internet using abundant low cost high power
computing the latter now going to cloud computing, it's
fantastic. It's a bonanza, my penis is hard right now. Now, of
course, what's interesting about
the word it's a bonanza. No,
but it's I'm paraphrasing what's interesting, of course, is that
all the wire the tap, though, wiretapping laws, don't
necessarily say, you know, you can't like check to see what
someone's dishwashers doing. Or you know, who knows what what
you know, or your Connect. Right? I keep Miss Oh, funny.
Miss Mickey keeps saying I want to have the Kinect I want to do
all the yoga and all the jumping in front of the television. I
said he will never get married. It will be an instant divorce.
That thing is never coming into my house. Do you want to put
three cameras in my house? Are you insane?
Absolutely. They can use that thing to pretty much identify
every article in the room. I mean, there's been a couple of
studies showing that the Kinect can be used to first you like if
it's in your room, it looks at the bookshelf and sees what
books you're reading. This is all theory, but there's been
talking about it, you can look and see what all the books are
you're reading and then it can do, it can profile you in such a
way that again, we can deliver these bogus targeted
advertisements, which I, the more I'm hearing and seeing
about this, the more at average, we're not blowing eye rolling.
Yeah,
I agree.
But they do. I'm sure that they can identify what books you've
got on the bookshelf. And if some creepy was running, you
know, some security business and say, Hey, this guy's got a bunch
of Karl Marx on his bookshelf.
Oh, God, Mickey, clean out the bookshelf. Well, of course, the
joke is, and this is why I think it's a distraction. It's because
they don't need that. You know, just subpoena Amazon. Let's see
what books he was reading. What books did he order? I mean,
that's, that's the big joke. I'm not buying any more books for my
Kindle. I'm gonna go down to a secondhand bookstore and get
something. Anyway, it's to
make even if you Amazon does tell them. Oh, let me borrow
them as gifts. Or communist buddies. That's right.
Anyway, this and the fact that this is not being questioned,
or, you know, why is this? And you know, it's an executive
order that delegates the authority of the President to
all the secretaries to take over everything private in their
portfolio. And, you know, I don't just brush that off. Candy
Crowley. And then while I'm reading this, this is crazy. I
get a text message from T Mobile.
We know what you're reading curry T Mobile
has now joined the C mass, the commercial mobile alert system.
Great.
What does that even mean?
Well, I shall read from their website. It is a new public
safety system for your protection that enables
authorized agencies unspecified. To send text like messages with
a text like message, just text message or text like
a text like Mavis upside down here to consumers
with capable wireless devices to alert them of emergencies in
their area. This is going to be such a pain in the ass. We're
gonna get like, I lost my dog. Through the use of cell towers
CMS emergency, CMS allows the Federal Emergency Management
Agency to deliver emergency warnings to specific geographic
regions. After receiving a warning local cell towers
broadcast a wireless alert to a dedicated receiver with an alert
capable devices in the area, ie we know where you are. We're
gonna send you a message. So what type of alerts will see
mass delivered as a FAQ presidential alerts? Oh, like,
vote for me. Number two imminent threats to life and property
alerts. And Amber Alerts. This is Amber Alerts. So if you're in
California every day, you'd be watching C span and all sudden
murder.
Like can't seem to get the audio right on those Amber Alerts.
Have you ever noticed that?
I don't know where that comes from. What are they using old
carbon mics from the 20s?
It sounds like the guys in the server room and it's like a
little buttonhole microphone and push a button. Doo doo doo doo
doo doo. Crazy. It's just nuts. So that's who will receive? Do I
need a GPS? No, no, no, you don't. Because we know where you
are. You don't need a GPS. So this is new. And that's it's
more reason to just give up phones. I mean, seriously, I
mean, I don't need it. When I'm going somewhere. I'll just take
a Wi Fi device and it's just crazy. So speaking of candy, and
I have a lot of respect for Candy Crowley
said that before. I like her.
She's a shill, but at least she's funny. So she has on. Now
this was amazing to me. There was a apparently this guy from
The Washington Post. David, Ignatius, Ignatius. Do you know
him?
Yeah. Yeah. I think it's Ignatios Ignatios. I could be
wrong.
Is he hot?
I don't know if he's hot or not hot. Where you're going off the
deep end about the guys but just trying to bring George Clooney
you want to be in bed with the guy Oh,
I didn't say that. I said I want to have his love child is very
different. So he received documents about the bin Laden
about a baud rate and Washington Post. And he wrote a whole
column about him. He said, Oh, they'll be made. They'd be
they're gonna be Desplat declassified, they'll be made
public soon. So this is obviously a PR job. Otherwise,
why does the guy from The Washington Post get it? I mean,
am I misunderstanding how it works in the, in the planet for
a reason? Yeah, the most transparent government ever in
the universe.
I mean, this is why, you know, this certain writers that would
always get the early look at the Apple products, because they
know, you know, they know exactly what they're gonna how
they're gonna respond to it.
So this, so it's hilarious. So first, we have the way that they
talk. So these are documents that were found at bin Laden's
compound and a bottom. We've heard about these. Yeah, I mean,
we can't see a picture of the guy shot dead. But conveniently,
we've got all these great, great documents. So a couple of things
come out of this. And the first one is exactly what we've been
saying for months, if not longer, about the corporate
structure of al Qaeda that they reverse merged into al Shabaab.
And you know, they've been doing IPOs and all kinds of filing
their s one document that run like a big corporation and Candy
Crowley gets on board I'm sure she's listening. Hey, baby, how
you doing
as you looked at these documents? David, what what just
bounced out at you most?
The most striking thing in these documents and I should say that
it's an there they provide an amazing opportunity to get
inside the head of Osama bin Laden before he or the script
writers who wrote it for his death the most striking thing
look at
the original Arabic or was he it was insulation it was ever say
it was
read Arabic. He says he was granted access to translations
of the documents. So he doesn't
give me anything. Some genuine could write anything. Okay, go
on.
Well, that's, that's the point. The script writing section is
next. This is funny, though striking
thing was how worried he was that al Qaeda had tarnished its
image so badly in the Muslim world by killing so many
Muslims. Really bad for business in the midst of its jihad
against the United States that he wrote in one document, aka
should change its name and rebrand itself. Hey, this is
bullcrap.
Wait a minute, did you get a memo from our guide about the
rebranding strategy? I mean, this is a this is a transparent
crap.
This is horse manure. This is this is a job. Oh, chance of any
of this being true.
This is a job for the curry Devorah consulting company. Hey,
we can we can rebrand you. We'll get you a new logo. We'll get
you like uniforms. We'll get you you know, you need some hot
chicks. Well, the Candy Crowley picks up on it though,
I found that fascinating. This kind of leader brooding in his
compound isolated from all his brooding I'm sure it was eye
opening. I'm here
are two No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, he's watching CNN, we'll get to that
in a minute. This is hilarious. John
colleagues, clearly worried that his organization was going in
the wrong direction, oh, my
sales numbers are off. You know, we can't get we can't do
anything. Right. We've got the shareholder meeting coming out.
This is a clot. This is a good example of Western projection.
So you have a bunch of agencies. And so what would it be like?
They're just imagining what you know, they, they just project
their own way of doing business, lots of meetings, you know, this
kind of analysis, that kind of analysis. And then they probably
have one or two guys that used to be in business, in our
situation where you had to, we had to change the brand. And so
they protect all this on this idiot. And then they then they
feed it back into the system and it gets by you know, they you
buy it because it's makes some sort of weird sense when it
doesn't make any sense. He was calling
for morning scrum meetings, stand up meetings, you know, we
have to have a Monday morning meeting. We've really got to we
got to get our numbers back. I mean, we got to rebrand action
appears. All action. Take the notes was the meeting notes from
last meeting. All right, now that she picks up on it, though.
Peter is almost like a corporation sort of treated like
a corporation.
Yes. Thank you, candy. I love you. You, you Rubenesque woman
you he was all
there was some talk about, you know, Vice mayors and this kind
of thing, then is that sort of in keeping with it previously
how he ran it?
It's always been pretty bureaucratic, you know, random
36 pages. They had vacation policies more generous in the
vacation policy,
more generous than the vacation policy and
vacation policies. Hey, yes, you could take your first week and a
half and then you have to blow yourself up. I mean, what can
you vacation policy. Spend the rest of your life in heaven. You
know, it's, you're doing it the wrong way around. Mohammed, it
is time for you to put on the vest. Hey, man, I got all these
vacation days saved up, you know, I'm sick. I'm dual. It's
not my turn. And then they actually sit there. Is it
because they've read the documents? Yeah. Oh, their
vacation policies, it means they quit CNN and go for work for al
Qaeda, they got great big, they got great benefits. They got a
401k
They left this stuff. Oh, it gets better
policy, a CNN for instance. And, you know, so, you know, it's
this is all a piece of bin Laden. You know, as David wrote
in the post today, and I'm writing for CNN as well, you
know, this was a guy who wrote a 4848 page memo to his deputies
with very micromanagement, kind of
no more free coffee. We're getting rid of the
no extensions, you we have water. Making the game, hey,
when the pot is empty, you must do just do not dump the whole
coffee pot out and then stick it back on the machine. And you
can't do that.
I wonder who is human resources? They fill out timesheets? I bet
you they did. So now the script writer who wrote this, they went
off the reservation. And they came up with this idea. It's
like we got a great idea. Let's put it in this in these
documents that bin Laden wanted to shoot down the President's
plane Yeah, that's funny as great let's put that in the
picture
of it emerges is of an organization on life support
that had very big goals, you know, kill Obama, but very
little means to do it.
Right. And I was gonna ask you, David just sort of a double
pronged question. And that is they really didn't seem to have
the wherewithal to carry out these giant plans to shoot down
the President's plane
what Wait a minute, aren't weren't these the guys that
hijacked two planes and flew them into the World Trade
Center. You're telling me they can't shoot down a 747 really
can be now you're now you're off my off my bucket list girl
and et cetera? And and if you would also come up because one
of the things that maybe it's because I'm a political junkie,
though, that struck me was his summation of Joe Biden is being
inexperienced, and it would be all chaos in the US when he
would then become the president. This is great.
So So literally, we have Osama bin Laden sitting in his hut in
his car I'm sorry, his compound. He's like, I know if we shoot
down the plane that idiot Biden will be president it will be
demonium Can you see that? You just see the writers like
somebody in the in the offices of the whoever what agency
produces phony document laughing given the needle the Biden they
were pooping their pants, it was so funny. I can just see the
writers meeting. Oh, this is this is great. What a great
angle. I love this to
me a very naive look at the American political system.
I think he was naive. He spent an awful lot of time watching
television.
Okay, so not so somehow they have from these documents. They
I guess he was saying today watch Candy Crowley boy that
bitches fat. Erin Burnett hot baby to bed. She's CFR shill. I
mean, it was like I take a note of what he was watching. So now
the conversation turns to he was he was obsessed with watching
because we had that one picture of that. Like the gardener who
looks a little bit like Bin Laden watching that little
portable television. So this is being put into your mind now
that this is true that he was sitting there I'm just I'm
watching the satellite. I had no everything. What's going on? Let
me see. Obama. Yes. Biden. He's dumb.
This is very good. You remember in the first early days of this
I made a big deal about there was no no no satellite and
nothing coming out. There was no satellite dishes. There was no
radio antennas. There was no real electricity. There was
nothing going in or nothing going out. Yeah, now.
Now he was watching television all day long, like TV all day
long. He was white. Well, you know, it looked. The hole is big
enough to drive a Mack truck through but then listened was
how serious Candy Crowley takes yourself. It's hilarious.
In that compound and about Abad. I think he was concerned that
Obama had turned the tables on al Qaeda. He notes in one of
these documents that Obama Obama has successfully rebranded
and rebranded we must rebrand you've got new coke. I'm making
new al Qaeda.
The War on Terror. He's he notes that they they're not calling it
the War on Terror anymore. They're calling it the war on
Iraq. Aida. And that puts us on the defensive in effect. So I
think he was he was he was focused on Obama, his comments
about Biden, were surprising in the sense that Biden has had far
more experience. Now they're
striking back Hey, hey, you idiot writers don't do that,
man. We're on the Obama bus here. Don't say that about about
Georgia Biden,
Senate Foreign Relations Committee and generally the than
Obama had. Its fastest man who was at once out of touch, and
totally plugged into the global grid, following everything on a
daily basis. So
okay, let me just get this straight. And we'll hear Candy
Crowley say the most amazing thing. So according to him,
Osama bin Laden was so plugged into the global grid,
which is out of touch. Exactly. Lucy,
I agree. It was just this week, it was a weird disconnect. It
seemed to me between you know, just following everything, and
yet not knowing so much.
Yeah, that's what American news does to you. If this is true,
then your story is right on. Because if you really watch CNN
and Fox and MSNBC all day, you will know a lot about bull crap.
You're right, that's exactly what the message is
a total douchebag. And then just to wrap it up, this guy makes
the classic flub no one catches it.
Um, let me ask you, Peter, I want to ask you both. Just as
our closing question here. You know, a couple of months, we're
gonna have the one year anniversary of the killing of
Osama bin Laden.
What are you doing on the bin Laden? anniversary day, John,
you're gonna throw a party?
I was thinking of having a Super Bowl party on the Super Bowl
right.
Now, it's coming up. No, it's not on Super Bowl. Oh, no, it's
it's coming up. I don't know we have to get do they have
a special at Costco?
There was a lot of tension at that time.
Thank you. I was waiting for your punch line, you finally got
there. Thanks.
That kind of would would, you know, launch some kind of, you
know, retaliatory attack? In what shape is Al Qaeda now? And
should we expect that the anniversary of his death would
bring anything more than his death did in terms of
retaliation, Peter,
the organization is on life support?
Oh, it's on life, the organization? He's on? Wait a
minute,
wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense with all these other
policies, it's on
life support them? What? Why can't we Why do we give a crap
go home? I mean, this is in the official documents. So if
they've known this for almost a year, quit it already. But it
here comes.
That's what these documents show. And that was well
understood by the leaders of al Qaeda itself. Show somebody
opportunistically may try and do something on the anniversary.
But you know, it's not going to be a big deal. And it's unlikely
to succeed.
And David is have we done it? I mean, as Al Qaeda gone,
Qaeda is down as Peter is one of the world's real experts
on this, it means that the stock prices down there, Darren
says it's on life support. But these documents do show that
Obama continued presumably till the day he died.
And beautiful, you know, as a shaggy dog story, just lead us
right into that. How beautiful was that? That's a good one. So
that's the Clip of the Day, play this, play the clip.
Let's just hear it one more time. It's so good
to be looking for ways to get the United States go back to
looking for ways two hours a day he died, back, back, back, back,
back, back, back back back back to do show that Obama continued
presumably till the day he died to be looking for ways to get
the United States. In one of the one of the documents, he talks
about asking the brothers in this movement to find someone
who could travel easily in the United States. Presumably he was
an American or like Joe Biden at a passport that would get him
into the US easily. He was always looking for that seam
that might allow him to to conduct the spectacular attack
the capacity to pull it off, obviously very limited. down but
I will but not out.
But not out and no
one says a thing. I mean, he said it wasn't like a like a
slip. You know it was like, like in unintelligible he just
Obama I know. It's very clear.
And then nothing. No one says Oh, dude,
as because everyone's assuming that the script is being
executed properly. I caught one on the McLaughlin report. Oh, my
favorite, which we've known insider from one of the
producers that told us that the show is entirely scripted. Yeah.
But generally speaking, you don't have somebody else reading
your lines for
you. That only happens on the 30 rock.
Now to play this one, it tells me telling me this is a guy
saying, Hey, come on, let's move it along. And let me tell you
what you're lying. This is like I prompting you forgetting
script
for the Israelis. It's an existential risk for the United
States. It's a political risk chondrite. The United States
Obama does not want the Israelis to launch a preemptive strike
that would draw us into war. But he is not going to say something
like that. And I'm sure he's told. He's told Netanyahu, that
we don't want it done. And the real question is, Is Obama
committed to take the United States to war?
Netanyahu? Can you read the word dude, Netanyahu? Do we put it
phonetically in the prompter for Robertson because
he's an ad yet? Buchanan we got it. Same
thing. Whoever changed the Chiron Buchanan Yeah, he's gone
and Netanyahu Bibi, just a BB then. Meanwhile, the Israeli
security cabinet voted eight to six to attack Iran that also
came out on Friday didn't hear about that. Did you know? Yeah.
Yeah, they voted eight to six. I guess that's a I don't know how
it works in Israel. But that may be a majority.
And it sounds like it might be but you don't know. You really
don't know what that means. You don't know what it means.
And Panetta came out. And he said, the United States would
intervene if Israel attacks Iran's nuclear facilities.
Quote, obviously, Israel is an independent country, and they'll
make whatever decisions they make on their own based on what
they think is in their national interests. This is what he told
hurrah, hurrah, an Arabic news outlet, quote to if they should
make the decision the then obviously, obviously, the United
States will, would take action to protect our facilities in
this area and protect our interest in this area. To guess
means we're on board.
So well, I don't know what it means to be honest about I was
looking at the New York Times and they had a really busy
times. But your latest the latest though, twist on this is
that until recently it was all the intelligence agencies said
that they'd be rainy and stopped even thinking about making a
nuke until 2003. Right? And they all agree but now is like this
phony thing that's cropped up. This is well there's been some
intercepts Oh, data intelligence. There's no by the
way this no documentation for this from the intelligence
agencies themselves. This is all chatter, chatter and it says
there's been some documented and this has been Supposedly there's
just as the under attributed it has the intelligence agencies
worried that they might be wrong?
I can't believe it. So based upon one memo somewhere
yeah, they say they have some letter or some some something
they enter it's an intercept they intercepted something and
this was
in the New York Times Yeah, yeah.
Above the fold on the front page actually intercept well that's
that's propaganda. Yeah, it's totally propaganda but they got
it. They got it. The you know, it's like they Well, we're not
sure I mean, this is like the the yellow cake and all the rest
of it. They give me Obama's just use the same same playbook that
Bush used, you know, just lie. But
you know, when we think about it, this is how we watch our
movies. You know how it's going to end. You know, what's going
to happen at the end, and we keep going to the movies and
putting out 50 bucks for to you know, for a date and some
popcorn, and is like Oh, yeah. Oh, that was a good movie good
effects 3d you. Maybe they should do all this in 3d, just
to make it more interesting. Because it is it's the same
script. Well, you were conditioned, same script,
but because it works before it worked before it works. It works
over and over and over again until the script stops working.
Yeah.
I watched that Clooney movie. Ides of March. What a piece of
crap.
Ides of March. I don't even remember that
he plays a presidential candidate is so it's so bad. Oh.
horrible movie.
Yeah, he'll he has every He's almost like every other movies.
Good. Now. They're the ones
that was interesting. And, and, you know, and English is Mickey
sekret second language. And he was saying things like, you
know, I'm married. I'm married to the Kanye, I believe in the
Constitution of the United States of America. And he was
saying exactly what Obama said. Battery cars, you know, all this
stuff. The only difference was we shouldn't be killing people.
But everything else right down to redistribution of wealth. It
was all in there. And it was really bad. You know, like, oh,
wow, that I wouldn't vote for that guy. Although he's a
handsome devil. And Mickey said, Well, if he would sound like
just like Ron Paul. I said no, just because he said the word
constitution, you know, went back and listened to it. Oh,
yeah. Crap. This is like really shit. anymore like we will have
nothing but battery cars by 2017. Well, really? Battery
cars, please.
Yeah. Well, they've you know, it's been going on forever.
Meanwhile the Obama administration is threatening to
impose sanctions on India. Gee, you know why? Because they keep
supporting that peace pipeline. No, except they're, they're
saying it differently India has, quote, failed to reduce its
purchases of Iranian oil. And if they failed to shut off their
purchases like everybody else does, we're going to impose
sanctions on them, which will
mean got a better sanction thing going I mean, the you know, this
war that we've essentially declared on Iran with the
sanctions act of war. Yeah, the banking system. I didn't realize
they've gone this far with it play. This clip was
just about Swift.
Yeah, Ron faces a tough new restriction on foreign trade.
The banking system which processes most international
money transfers, it's called us swift says it's refusing to deal
with Tehran, Harry Smith explains.
Green unloading Iran's biggest port. The move to further
isolate the country's economy could make trade like this much
more difficult in the future. But it's Iran's bank customers
who will feel the immediate effects when they find that
unable to make simple international banking
transactions. The organization which handles those money
transfers based in the Belgium capitol, Brussels is pulling the
plugs after the European Union agreed new sanctions against
Iran. Every day swift handles $6 trillion of messages on
transactions. In 2010 44 of any institutions reported they used
swift more than 2 million times these transactions amounted to
$35 billion in trade with Europe alone. Iran has proved in the
past that it can circumvent sanctions, but one expert says
they will find it difficult to dodge these measures. These
sorts
of sanctions haven't really been tried before they're quite a
novel thing. Usually have trade sanctions nowadays you have
sanctions against top people actually, targeting a financial
system is a relatively new and novel thing to do. So we shall
see. I think that this has more effect and will have more effect
and will have more impact on the Iranian authorities and some of
the sanctions they've lifted for the past 30 years.
The European Union imposed a new sanctions to put pressure on
Iran to suspend its program of uranium enrichment. Western
countries believe the program is designed to create nuclear
weapons. Iran says it's only for peaceful purposes in general.
You know,
this is a big deal. I mean, yeah, Swift. Swift is the whole
bank, international banking system, dummy. I don't know how
they managed to pull this off, but they do. 6 trillion a day.
Well, it remember, it's only it's not actual money that's
being part of that message.
Why it works. Yeah. It's
just like, hey, change that number. There. Okay, I'll change
it. You're changing it around. Yep. All done.
They said that it took a long time to set this up. So the
banks would trust each other. This is a trust thing more than
anything. To make this system work. You have to it's, it's a
it's a really difficult process. You can just jump out of Swift
and start doing it on your own because you're gonna get
screwed. Yeah. Yeah, I sent you a billion dollars. No, you
didn't get nothing.
You know, they're probably gonna start using PayPal. I am. I am
going Hey, pals, ripping me off, man. Taking 5% These guys suck.
It's the equivalent, it literally is the equivalent of
PayPal shutting off a whole country. That's basically what
it is.
It's pretty astonishing. And I think this is an act of war. I
mean, I told him to go to war. If not, don't get it, how
important it is. And nobody's really playing it up for what I
mean, that one guy who came on and says, you know, this is when
no one's ever tried this. This is pretty amazing. Because it's
it's amazing that you would you could pull this off. I think you
could do swift and cube as far as I know. You can.
Yeah, probably. I
mean, I don't know. Well, the first time they did it was ever
done this with Swift. Well, Europe, of
course, is moving to their own European system, which we
discussed. You know, it's going to be their version of Swift.
Well, this is a European product. It's shot of Brussels.
Oh, really?
I didn't realize that. Yeah. Hmm. Interesting. I didn't know
that. I thought that it was an American. Well, I know that. For
years now. The US has been working with with Europe to have
all swift transactions tracked and we have Mickey as one of our
best friends over And he's staying for a couple of days.
And he's a real estate agent, a high end real estate agent in
Amsterdam. And he says that now in Europe, you cannot transfer
more than 5000 euros anywhere electronically. He says, then
you have to call the bank, you got to sign forms you got to do
all this stuff is pretty, pretty crazy. Dude, that's your money.
So yeah,
they'll do whatever you want to do. Let me read you a little bit
about Swift. The current chairman is YAHWAH Shah,
Pakistani, the CEO is the guy from Spain and majority of
internet messages use the SWIFT network as of 2010. Swift has
9000 financial institutions. They're headquartered in
Brussels, actually designed by Ricardo Bofill, something
located in the hope Belgium this, this whole thing is reeks
of the EU already, I don't see what they would do anything
different.
But let's talk about the EU for a second because I came across a
document that was pointed out to me by a couple of people. And
it's 279 pages. It's in the show notes, three, nine or
two.na shownotes.com, all marked up and ready for you to peruse
at your own leisure. Now, when we talk about the United
Nations, you know, I think probably four years ago, you
know, we would kind of like laugh drinking club, you know,
bullcrap whatever. But now that we're seeing that the United
Nations actually does go and bomb countries, we have, you
know, with the there's just a lot of United Nations talk. Now
that we've seen what has happened to the EU, we kind of
know how it works, right? It takes a long time. They set it
up under some false pretense which in the European Union's
case was money. So a we're all gonna have the same paper money.
Groovy. That's a hassle man that switch in money, I hated that
anyway. And then all of a sudden, there's a crisis, which
is created. And now we have a fiscal compact, the same
gentleman who's staying with us. He said, You know, now we have
the Troika, in the Netherlands, you know that because the, you
know, everyone has to be at the 3% debt to GDP ratio, the
Netherlands is going to be at four and a half percent. And
incomes, the EU commissioner, the European Central Bank, and
the IMF, and then now telling the sovereign nation of the
Netherlands what they have to cut. So you know, this is now a
total integration, you would agree with me, right? Yeah. And
so the way it's done is you and this was going on from the late
50s 1956 is treaty after treaty, after treating they build upon
things, then all of a sudden, you turn around, and this, you
know, two, three decades of agreements. And douchebags, all
of a sudden that you didn't elect, they're sitting there in
charge, you've got a president that you never even heard of.
And they're making up laws. And what happens is these laws are
made in Brussels, and everyone in Europe who was has one eye
open, we'll say it's true. And the Brits particularly, they
make up a law. And then what are the lawmakers in the sovereign
nations? Do they say, Okay, we gotta make that law to is that
kind of the way it goes?
I thought they didn't have to. I didn't think there was a
redundancy that the way you describe it, I thought if they
made the law in Brussels, and it was just had to be enforced. I
think it was part of the I think there's a there's an overriding
law that enforces all these other laws. I don't think they
redo the law to make that log, I think, I don't think so.
I think there's somewhere in the mid process where you have local
laws, and the agreement was that, you know, well, the local
laws will always trump the, the Central European laws, you can
always override it. But but
the technocrats I don't know if that's true. Well,
it may not be any more because there's been so many treaties
since the Lisbon Treaty, which I read in its entirety. And I saw
what bull crap it was, you know, now they're talking about in
Germany vs. V must have under European Constitution. So that's
coming up again, they want to make a European Constitution.
But that's not where I was going with this. Where I was going
with it, we got to keep our eye on what the United Nations is
doing because they have the power to go and kill people that
you know, we're now fighting about going killing people in
Syria, with with blue helmets on, you know, with the world
army, essentially. And I came across something which made
total sense to me, because I was I've been watching a lot of news
and I watch a clippity clop Hillary Clinton. What is
clippety Club's main thing she always talks about always
talking about it. She's talking about women. Right?
A lot of times yeah, not always but yeah, no, no,
she's always about the women and we got to make sure we got to
take care of the women. It's all about the women. And then and
then I this report. Now this will get the humor first and
then I'll dig into this 290 pages or read for you. This boy
You'll like it. You will. So we have so in order to create a
world government, and that's where I'm going, and again, we
wouldn't you probably would have scoffed at me. Four years ago, I
don't think you will this time, we have to have some common
thing that will allow the human resources around Gitmo nation to
say, Well, yeah, of course, you know, we have to do that.
Because so what is the one thing that has been pushed on us for a
good five years now? What biodiversity
global for more than five years, it's been going on for a decade
or more, right? But it's really
ramped up the global warming all that stuff. So then I see Erin
Burnett, do a segment, which I was just like, oh my god, it's
so filled with. It's a fact it's true. And then there's a whole
fear a fear element in it.
I wet myself global warming appears to be in full effect.
Okay,
global warming is in full effect right off the bat, my head
swivels so fast. My head almost came this large, in fact, almost
came off my shoulders. The past
week, people here in New York and across the country have been
enjoying all kinds of spring, frankly, summer activities,
which of course, has had its benefits for people itching to
get out so
that way I thought weather had nothing there's no same as
weather.
But it of course has had a very strange effect on nature. It was
announced today that nature Oh, the cherry blossom festival
dates have been moved up in Washington DC by a month because
warm weather has caused them to blossom that much earlier as
this.
This must have happened before to happen last year. Yeah. Here
it did. This year. Our gear limit is an aside last year this
happened. We had a February warm week. This was in California, we
used to have our warm weeks in March. And it popped the my plum
tree and that this happened again this year, it plopped a
Pop My Cherry
Tree, I don't know what's your
plum tree pops, like in like the second or first or second week
of February. I'm going oh, great. I'm gonna have no plums
again, because you'd these blossoms come too early. And the
bees aren't around. Nobody takes care of and the next thing you
know, I got you know, the green starts coming out. I got a plum
tree, they won't have any plums. And this happened. But it's just
like this is a cycle. This can happen, you know, at any given
time, and sometimes it could be too cold. And maybe it puts
things that you can't do. You can't make these generalizations
from one or two years. It's ludicrous.
Well, so my point is, something's wrong with my luck.
My point is surely this has happened in the past three days.
I'm sure it's happened all the time. And yes to what she's
making it sound like oh my goodness. Oh, it's a whole month
it global warming.
It's not just cherry blossoms.
Oh, John. Oh, now I'm turning up the volume.
Global warming is affecting the animal world.
Global warming is affecting the animal world. You will never
guess how global warming has affected the animal world. In
fact, I'm gonna give you three guesses.
Word hogs, man is almost as funny are losing their hair.
Standby to laugh Hill.
For weeks one of our producers Bob hand has been talking about
how global warming is causing horse and human shrinkage as in
warm periods of in warm periods of history. Horses were the size
of cats. And people were four feet tall. Oh my god.
Horses were at the size of cats. I would think I won't get me a
few. So I'm like, really? Is this the direction we're headed?
Horses are shrinking. Humans are shrinking. There's no evidence
except that she had a producer work on it for weeks. What was
he smoking dope and like what kind of make up? I know, horses
the size of cats.
The impact of climate.
They used to be horses the size of a cat's accord and I want
they just go the other direction. So you know horses
there used to be little dinky horses around now. This is this
is a horrible report. It gets
worse change on sharks jargon here and now. According to reps
for the Atlantis in Dubai, but warm weather and that thinks
something in Dubai believe me has led to sharks aggressively
procreating they're having sex at an alarming rate. Describing
the meetings as a fiery Union. The Atlantis director of marine
life is not just sex is hot sex fish shark spring break is
expected to produce 10 new baby sharks this year.
They're on spring break now to their like they're doing wet t
shirt contest and doing belly flops.
I think they're setting her up to get rid of her probably
and more next year. By the way, there's only 60 sharks there
right now. So it doesn't end there. Well,
this report is
starting to talk real fast like this. You notice that she talks
like this now. She did. She's so nervous. He She talks like this
when she when she reads your reports.
Now we should do some quick with maybe we can do a private
consulting session with Aaron to help her out. She's on the
firing line for sure.
Sir 4g is a much bigger and more wide shark orgy
I'm sorry shark orgy thanks Erin bride problem as
seas around the world warm. According to researchers at the
University of Queensland 57 hybrid sharks had been found on
the east coast of Australia ivory experts speculate that the
interbreeding is the result of sharks trying to survive climate
change, and warn that quote, other closely related shark and
race species around the world may be doing the same thing.
stop the global warming, we're gonna get eaten by sharks. Maybe
you can wrap up the package like that, Aaron, that would be
really cool.
So the next time you're outside enjoying the warm weather,
remember this, those cherry blossoms might be really nice,
but yeah, they're bringing super sharks with them. That was a
truly disturbing story. We stumbled upon
stuff. We stumbled upon it. So this is this is clearly
propaganda
every show she does I had one the other day I was gonna get
clipped. And then unfortunately, the they run their shows over
time. So my DVR when it's set the clips on they get it misses
the punch line, so I missed it. But every show she does, she has
a stupid story like this.
This wasn't even her editorial, like no, the editorial.
I know. But it sounds like whether the editorial must have
really been lame.
So anyway, so this is Tara. Okay, so where this is, and this
has been going on all week on the news, they have all these
stories about global warming. And now they're not even saying
it's just like fact, global warming is doing this global
warming is doing that. So enter the fourth draft of the
environmental law program of the International Union for the
Conservation of Nature and natural resources, in
cooperation with the International Council of
Environmental Law towards sustainable development. This is
a part of agenda 21, as it actually states in the foreword
of this document. And this was launched in 1995. On the 13th of
March, at the UN Congress on public international law, I did
not know this existed, but when you say to me international law,
that sounds like you're trying to put in some laws that are
international,
it would sound so so I dissected this a
little bit 76 articles in this international law, and they only
revise it a little bit, they say, based upon, you know, new
evidence and new facts. So this is the fourth draft and they're
just pushing this 9095. So we're moving along with this thing. So
the first of all, they talk they don't talk about you know that
it doesn't explicitly state global government. No, they talk
about governance. This is the key word governance, governance,
read from page what is this 36 governance is the process of
decision making and the process by which decisions are
implemented. It also can be defined as the rational
organization of society in order to achieve the objectives
emerging from its common concerns emerging from material
economic, historical, and historical and cultural
foundations and needs. Governance includes the creation
and functioning of institutions and of norms at various levels
from local to the global. Okay, this is what they call a living
document. So we're gonna go to Article Three, international
law, the global environment, this is all about environment.
But it goes a little further than that is a common concern of
humanity, and under the protection of the principles of
international law, the dictates of the public consciousness and
the fundamental values of humanity. So they're setting up
article 16. This is where they tell all member nations must
integrate environmental conservation into all of their
national decisions, just like the EU was doing. party shall at
all stages and all levels integrate environmental
conservation to the planning and implementation of their policy
policies and activities, giving full and equal consideration to
environmental, economic, social and cultural factors. To this
end, party shall a conduct regular national reviews of
environmental and developmental policies and plans, enact
periodically review and enforce laws and regulations. So enforce
the regulations that will be put upon us by the United Nations,
establish and strengthen institutional structures and
procedures to integrate environmental and developmental
issues in spheres of decision making. So now they're really
starting to push it down. And where does it come up to article
20, global warming climate change? It's a fact party shall
take precautionary measures to protect the Earth's climate
system and mitigate the adverse effects of climate change
because it's a fact apparently, to these ends they shall
cooperate internationally. Inter alia, what does that mean? I
have no idea. Think it means Without objection to a major
they spell it. Intern i NT er space Alia a li a inter alia,
while you look that up, measure their emissions and implement
national Appropriate Mitigation Actions, which can be anything
established risk management and implement adaptation measures to
establish climate resilient development sounds costly to me.
Now, let's go to the socialist views. Did you find out what
inter alia means?
Yeah, it means
what you want in your pre sales revenue, it's like a means that
your means are just a bunch of information missing.
Well, that's weird. Inter alia? So oh, so without information
missing probably. So exactly as we say.
Inter alia, this term using formal extract Minister
indicated the minute quoted has been taken from a fuller record
of other matters. So it's like an inter alia means that what
you're reading is an excerpt.
Okay, right. So you've got to go back and you've got to integrate
the full deal, whatever it is, we just don't have that here in
this doc. Right, right. Okay, here comes the socialist part.
And by the way, I understand how this will work people like well,
we got to save the earth. You know, we've got global warming,
we have to like get all these laws, Save the Children. Yeah,
here. Okay, here's what you will do all the other states,
international organizations, civil society, the economic
sector shall adopt measures aimed at the eradication of
poverty, we're going to get rid of poverty, how are we going to
do this? Well, wow, legally empower people living in
poverty, to exercise their rights, including the right to
development. Respect, ensure promote and fulfill the rights
of vulnerable and marginalized persons in particular to food,
water, housing and other basic needs. Now this is a right John,
you now have a right to a house enable all individuals to
achieve sustainable livelihoods everyone has to have a job in
particular by increasing access end to end control over
increasing control over resources including land and
crew so in increased control over land, rehabilitate degraded
resources provide potable water and sanitation provide education
it's a right and a particular focus on and with the
participation of women and girl children what am I chopped
liver? Why do the Why do women get a bonus? Why did they get a
Benny
Oh, there's your Hillary connection Exactly.
This is where I went oh my god, this is like they're they're
rolling this out recycling requirement to recycle to the
fullest extent possible. Really, we're gonna have like global
cops rummaging through my bin. Make sure there's
a test market for this. Like in Albany, we have these recycling
bins. We have a great program here because there's one bin you
can throw everything in it. You could throw glass in it with
newspapers and they sorted out later in Berkeley they have all
these separate
send it all the China like a screw it throws Yeah,
they have all these separate containers and then there's a
good like literally what you just said recycling cop hops
calm, got a bottle in that paper bin. So now we're gonna find
your for that. So we'll
have international cops with blue helmets on rummaging
through your trash. Now, article 33 Hello, magic number article.
Countries are required to determine and this freaks me out
the size of the human population their environment is capable of
supporting and to implement measures to make sure that the
population does not exceed that level.
What Where did you get this from the
United Nations? Oh, man, let me just read that to you one more.
These guys down now article 33 countries are required is not an
option to determine the Sutton even has in quotes the size of
this
document when it comes out. It's it's in the show notes. My dad
I'm talking about our document that's going to give tell them
how many people we can sustain well keep your
eye on the EPA, my friend, that's what you got to look out
for. So, just let me say it again the size of the human
population their environment is capable of supporting and to
implement measures to make sure that the population does not
exceed that level by killing them.
What it says
so parties shall develop or strengthen demographic policies
in order to achieve sustainable development to this end, party
shall a conduct studies John we gotta get on this gravy train,
buddy. Oh, Yeah, there's money to be made here conduct studies
to estimate the size of the human population, their
environment is capable of supporting and developed
programs relating to population growth at corresponding levels.
This is great concentration camp. That's my program about
killing people. I got a program. And can we just take all the
cripples? we line them up and we shoot them? And can I have a
million dollars from my so my my, my study, please cooperate
to alleviate the stress stress on natural support systems
caused by major population flows. This is really going to
take your land. And we got some people here, you got to live
here got some tents, moving them out cooperators as requested to
provide a necessary infrastructure on a priority
basis for areas with rapid population growth. And here it
is provide to their populations full information on the options
concerning family planning. Well, isn't this exactly what
the conversation is today in the media about contraception? Isn't
this exactly what they're implementing?
Yeah, so that was thinking that's exactly what's going
on. And then global economic system, article 34 nations are
required to maintain an open and non discriminatory international
trading system. This document affirms the emerging one world
economic system and sets out rules for how to participate in
an environment environmentally responsible way.
What's the name of this this overall overriding document?
That why this? Well, the document itself is environmental
policy and law paper number 31. Revision three.
Then you reading from that, yes, verbatim.
I had the whole PDF unless
you're slipping in the way I thought I thought we were
pretty, pretty sly with these opportunity acts that aren't
opportunities at all.
party shall cooperate to establish or maintain an open
and non discriminatory international trading system
that equitably meets the developmental environmental
needs of present and future generations. Does that mean?
Environmental needs right? It has to do a trade air I know you
harbor car they used to use battery powered ships
and carbon credits, I guess I think it's carbon credits.
That's what gospel that means. Timmerman credits
they gotta get, they just can't get off that thing. It's such a
perfect scheme for making money, they just can't get away from
it. They can't think anything different. How about
this one, to that end, prices of commodities and raw materials
must reflect the full and direct, full direct and indirect
social and environmental cost of their extraction, production,
transport, marketing, and where appropriate, ultimate disposal.
In other words, prices going up on everything. Because it has to
take into effect the environmental and indirect
social cost. I mean, this this is, it made my stomach churn. I
found this last night at like, 11. Like Mickey go to bed, I'll
see you in a couple hours. I gotta read through this thing.
And it's just it's so bad. But you know, so you just have to be
when was this past? Who is it past? Where was the past?
Well, it's, it's the thing is, it's, there's a huge group of
people who meet. And by the way, it's financed by the Government
of the Netherlands, they're thanked in the foreword, as, as
the ones that have financed this group, it's a large group of
people and they meet several times a year, and they keep in
so they have this one draft that they came up with 1995 before
you and I even were doing the show before there was interwebs
almost, and they've just been building on it and building on
it. And these people go back, you know, and they talk to their
policymakers and it's all at it's all technocrats and people
who are happy to have a job and consultants and doing studies in
you know, and then well, you know, we're gonna have killer
sharks, man, you got to implement this stuff. You want
to die,
you know, sharks are going to be land walking around land sharks
are gonna be
so you don't know how it's all gonna be paid for. It's an
article 51 All right, telling me parties undertake to provide in
accordance with their capabilities, financial support
and incentives for those national activities aimed at
achieving the objectives of this covenant. Now, it's a covenant
and a covenant is pretty much an agreement that is legally
binding. You can have a covenant on your house when you if I if I
were to buy a house and it has good luck and it has a covenant
on it that I can't you know, like build an extra story on top
of it. It ain't gonna happen. It's a legally binding document
now. party shall pursue it innovative ways of generating
public and private financial resources for sustainable
development. This is all agenda 21 stuff. innovative ways. This
is where that's basically shouting. Hello, consultants,
hello, consultants come up with some innovative PowerPoints. And
now the kicker article 52, and then I'll stop parties. That
means us were a part of it, taking into account their
respective capabilities and specific national and regional
developmental priorities, objectives and circumstances
shall endeavour to augment their aid programs. So in addition to
everything we're already doing, to reach the United Nations
General Assembly target of at least point 7% of gross national
product for official development assistance. That's a lot of
money. And they say it right here. Point 7%
Yeah, of course, gouge is the bigger countries and little
countries don't have to pay anything. So I thought that was
an eye opener.
Yeah. And and in the in the forwarded right there, it's like
agenda 21 I'm like, Oh, wow. Yeah, they said this is all the
and let me see if I can find that particular piece where it
literally says, this is a part of agenda 21 Here it is. To lay
out common basis upon which future lawmaking efforts will be
developed agenda 21 elaborated the vital s aspects of treaty
making and chapter 39. I didn't actually do that. I didn't go
back to chapter 39 of agenda 21. But I know what they mean,
there's a need to identify and agree on universal principles to
set priorities for future lawmaking at the Global regional
and sub regional level to ensure that trade policy measures for
environmental purposes do not emerge as a disguised
restriction on international trade, and not disguise and to
identify ways to minimize or resolve conflicts between
environmental and social economical agreements and
instruments. Now, I do have to give one final kicker, a
settlement of disputes article 69, swats all nerf. If parties
to such a dispute do not reach agreement within one year,
following the notification by one party to the other that is
dispute exist. The dispute shall at the request of one of the
parties be submitted to to come on the Hague. The International
Court of Justice. And here it is that is my favorite one
international tribunal for the Law of the Sea. It's a total
takeover, man. Total frickin takeover.
It's a total attempted takeover.
It worked in the EU and we witnessed it ourselves. We saw
it happen with our very own eyes. We've just it's just
happened. You think these douchebags in Washington are
entered any better than the douchebags in Brussels. They're
smarter all of a sudden that all of a sudden our our population
is seeing this now. Not seeing that because Erin Burnett says
it's going to be super sharks. I don't care. I'm afraid now. I
don't care it would just take my money. carbon credits. Tall
Good. Well, I think this is a good moment to show my school by
donating to no agenda. Imagine all the people who could do
that. Oh yeah, that'd be fun. carbon credits we're gonna need
some more cash than we got for today in order to pay for our
carbon credits to protect us
to drive around the block Jesse Wilson Hobart Indiana doe gave
us $111.11 which is a donation we don't get much of anymore.
Last month I donated and Pay Pal wouldn't let me put my karma
request in and I didn't get one when my donation was read
either. Oh no. This one put me halfway to the roundtable. I
don't know what I don't know. Anyway. He needs a Karma shot
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no nights no night edge today
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today
nights was needed to step up. That was a very, very weak
performance. So we did. Yeah, I do have some interesting little
sidelight stuff. Okay, I was listening to C span while you
were listening to Access Hollywood, as
well, I was You mean while I was reading 279 pages of the United
Nations documents that will be the best
one that's that's a month the day that goes in the next
newsletter. I'm gonna summarize that and put it out there. Good.
So I have a I was listening to Ray LaHood Oh, you
don't mean that guy? I'm an eighth hole. I know. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. All the trains planes bad.
Eight months a year I even enunciate I didn't know what's
gonna come now. Johnson mean, he's in one email. It's like
when I say Ray LaHood play the jingle. Hey, let's do it again.
I'll cut it out. Cut it out of the show. Yeah, we'll do it.
I was I was over done listening to C span and guess who was on
Ray LaHood on the board trains. Planes ban kind of summarized
everything with this America's one big potholes just play this
clip and there was
a real Wait a minute, is one big pothole Okay. Lovely.
America is one big pothole right now. We have not paid attention
to our roads and bridges. We haven't.
I'm gonna play that the end of the show. All right. That's a
keeper.
So he so he goes on the guy is a is a douchebag. Let's start with
that. Yeah, he goes on and on about high speed then they're
grilling him about the height because he's on the High Speed
Rail thing. You won't get off of it. And so play the here's the
low here. Just two clips I have one is the vision. Yes. His
vision thing about all you know, we play the vision of Ray Hello,
hood. Mr. Chairman. Mr.
Chairman, can I just say one thing. America has always been
about vision, particularly when it comes to transportation. Now,
I'm glad that when President Eisenhower signed the interstate
bill, there were a few visionaries here in Congress and
in subsequent administrations. Because what they did they build
large chunks of concrete that didn't really connect for a
while. But there was a vision to connect America 50 years later,
we have a state of the art interstate system because of
visionaries like Eisenhower, and like members of Congress. That's
the kind of vision that President Obama, some governors,
some people in America have for getting to the next generation
of transportation for connecting our kids and grandkids so they
can get out of cars so they can get out of congestion so they
can ride in a comfortable train that goes a decent speed. If we
don't have that vision, we are going to Shell really short
circuit our ability to get what what other generations did for
us. So you got a vision. It's just not connected sufficiently
to reality in my opinion. I have a dream goes fast.
So the senator from New Hampshire starts grilling him
about and I clipped us up a little bit so sometimes it's not
going to flow properly because I had to shorten it about the
California High Speed Rail and he is so lame about this that
and this is just a huge taxpayer scam let's
just revisit listen before you play the clip. Let's just
revisit that this thing you'll actually have to get off like
it's going around the mountain it's not actually going it's
supposed to be Calif was was San Francisco to Los Angeles. But it
would be you have to take a bus first and you go from the bus to
the train, and then you have to get off and then you got to not
building a tunnel. It's like completely nuts. And for those
you haven't been listening to show for that long. I got kicked
out of my house in San Francisco for this frickin project under
imminent eminent domain. Yeah, they literally like tore down
the building,
which is a whole block including a couple of historic buildings,
art galleries. Yeah, it
was fantastic. It was just unbelievable. Okay, so
And by the way, it's still a parking lot. Oh, of course. No,
I did they could have left that building there. And you could
still be there. I mean, if you know it just ridiculous. So
anyway, let's play the cows high speed rail goes ahead by
independent individuals who've looked at it, including the
state auditor auditor who had said that the California bullet
train project has become increasingly risk risky, because
of fiscal issues with it, even the first phase, they're
concerned about it. And with respect to California, the
California High Speed Rail peer review your review group, which
is an expert body mandated by state law, not a federal group,
expressed serious doubts about it and concluded that it cannot
at this time recommend that the California legislature approve
appropriations for the bonds of it because the project quote
represents an immense financial risk. Why would we designate
additional federal dollars for something that in California
itself in looking at it has designated an immense financial
risk,
you don't have vision girl, because the governor supports it
because the elected leaders their support, I just met with
the the the president, which is called the pro tem of the
Senate, and also the Speaker of the House. I just met with the
governor. I just met with the two Senate, US senators from
California and live meetings. Yeah, this is what the elected
officials in California would like to do for the next
generation. They'd like to have passenger rail in California.
Because why? Because California is one big traffic jam. So
you're asking want to get people out of cars and into passenger
trains. You're
asking the rest of the country to put up billions of dollars
for something that has been described as an immense
financial risk based on the officials of one state. Good
catch, John.
Now, here's the thing that's interesting that I think was the
kind of the Tony, he did because he wants to run a high speed
rail from San Francisco to Los Angeles to get people out of
their cars. Because it's a big traffic jam. There is no traffic
jam on Highway five that goes from San Francisco to Los
Angeles.
Yeah, it's completely empty. It's all once you get to like
what is it there a Sherman
yet the highway five it is a straight shot. Yeah, just push
it to 80 miles an hour and punch it all the way down? Yeah, there
is no traffic jams until you get local. Yeah, so that's not
getting people out of their car. How do you go once you get to
the Los Angeles you have to rent the car because you can't get
around Los Angeles any other way. And so you're back into the
traffic jam. This is bogus. Yeah, it's it's a meanwhile,
it's up to $100 billion is what their estimate the cost and the
oil and the number one the first thing they're gonna build as
Merced to Bakersfield. Hell's gonna go on this thing. Get to
go to Vegas. Bakersfield.
Bakersfield has like an amusement park there's nothing
there.
acres fields got nothing. They got like nothing. No.
And that's good, but you're gonna get there real fast. Wow.
Well, I but I also found really interesting. And that kind of
plays into our segment about the UN where he's like it this woman
basically said it won't work financially all the numbers are
in it's a losing proposition. And he says Shut up bitch. We
want it I talked to all I talked to everybody these are elected
officials. Yeah elected by idiots. We so people you gotta
let you gotta vote these people out you got to run for office.
You got we got to do something. This is this is just incredible.
And you're right, John. It makes no sense. It makes no sense. I
lived in Los Angeles. It's totally all local. Totally.
Yeah, the 405 and that, where are they going? at three in the
afternoon.
So it's always baffling to me why the traffic is so bad that
they put double decker freeways up to be a better idea, and it'd
be cheaper.
And let's always remember what our president said about how
great high speed rail will be. What is it here?
Imagine boarding a train in the center of a city? No racing to
an airport. And across the terminal. No delays? No sitting
on the tarmac? No lost luggage? No taking off your shoes.
Yeah, well, you know what? won't matter because by the time this
is built you and I'll be dead. So we won't, we won't be able to
make him eat those words. But of course, it's bullcrap. No racing
to the aid, of course, the train leaves on time. You're gonna
have to catch the train, you have to race to the airport, you
know, your wife is gonna have to drive you. I used to take the
train from Guilford to London, what a pain in the butt. And
what cost 15 pounds to get a cab because of course, they jack up
the rates. And they're the only ones that can actually drive
through and have a spot to drop you off. There's no other way to
do it. And then they take away the bathrooms. Ah, that's that's
hopeless.
Well, I think it's just America's is one big pothole fix
that
not here in Texas, my friend. We got some beautiful
potholes. Some nice roads. Go to Alabama. Wow. No. Well,
we drove through it. We know the crappiest road was the one all
the way up. The Illinois the interstate. Obama's the state
Oh, that's a horrible road. It's like like your ridin moguls. A
Texas beautiful Alabama. I'm sure it's beautiful. Okay, let's
do this now for a second
only because they're interested international news, John, I have
to do it. There's international news. So I was watching the
state. And this, of course, is just as much about kicking China
out of everywhere we want to be, as it is about anything else.
And so I'm watching the State Department videos, and always
always a hoot. And it was this guy, Derek Mitchell. And he does
this short little 42nd statement. And you know it and
you can do this at home too, you can play the no agenda, the home
game, just by participating. And when you hear something you
don't know about, get a frickin map and look at where it is and
then look for some news first,
has to do with some developments in kitchen state, specifically
the issue of humanitarian access to internally displaced persons
we call IDPs. And I want to announce here that to that end,
the United States is going to provide $1.5 million in
additional funding to the UNHCR for that purpose to assist in
those internally displaced persons. The outcome of the
elections of course are up to the people of this country.
That's not what our interest is our interest is really the
process to be free that it be fair and fair that it be
transparent, and that it truly represent the will of the people
of this country. And we do see this the international community
as well. I know that the citizens here they see it as a
critical moment in a marker. Critical is building trust and
confidence,
bow trust and confidence big words for sending this blowhard.
Yeah, he's the Burma desk, the Myanmar Burma desk so I look at
the Asian times first hit on Google. So armed clashes between
the Burma army and the armed wing of Kachin State
independence organization, the Kiyo resumed in northern Burma
on Monday after both sides failed to reach an agreement
during the latest round of peace talks. So you can bet that these
are us pay State Department paid for rebels who are making a muck
of things because at the bottom of the article, this important
little quote over the past few months heavy fighting took place
often all along the Kayo controlled territory between num
two and my doing townships in the cutscene state where the
massive Schwager gas pipeline project is going onward. I mean,
to this and what is a million and a half bucks, it's a pay
off. Hey, thanks for thanks for making that hard for the
Chinese. Here's your money. I don't I mean, really, Id IDPs
internationally displaced persons. To me, that's just the
payoff and they're lying and they're full of crap. Are you
with me on that? I mean, that's yeah,
that's a bribe. Yeah. Then we have
Syria. So we had two bombings in Syria. is Second City, Aleppo?
Wow. At a security building, they don't really specify what
but obviously it's the guard gate to the pipeline. They blown
up the pipeline in Aleppo now. It's just the news doesn't
report it that way. And it's like, Of all the places you can
blow stuff up homes. Oh, that's a good one. How about this neck?
Oh, yeah. Let's do a LiPo. Yeah. Yeah, no coincidence there. And
then I'm watching C span. And here's our government. His Dick
Durbin, from the Democratic side of the house, and he explains
why we have to go and kill people, brown people who live in
the desert,
I would say to the senator from Texas, and I'm sure he has
studied this as I have, it is hard to parse out the elements
in the Middle East and to decide who was fighting for which team.
So wait a minute, Senator, the Honorable Durbin, if you studied
it, you can't figure it out. What are you an idiot? You would
total dick, I'm sorry, you are Dick Durbin.
But when it comes to Syria, consistently, they have allied
themselves with Iran. And in that alliance, Iran has been
very supportive of Syria and Hezbollah in another group
terrorist group that is operating primarily through
Syria. And so that close connection, there is a matter of
concern to me. Our goal in the Middle East is to create
stability, and to stop the march of these dictators in the Middle
East who
Okay, that's the goal John,
the march of the dictators
dictators so we listen to General Wesley Clark again. So
we just looked
at to do that is you're on the Syria thing. I have to play this
clip. Oh, this is a Syrian rebel. They got they had him on
Al Jazeera. So they had this rebel. And so they asked him
what he wanted. And so what we want arms. And so what kind of
arms do you think he'd want? You think he wants some small
weapons? It's perhaps is that made? Does he want bullets? What
does he want? This is what he wants.
He has been too reluctant to seek outside military help. He
says inside Syria, the fighters have urgent needs. You're asking
about weapons, light weapons? Yes. Heavy weapons. Yes. No Fly
Zone? Yes. But NO FLOW ZONE normally means it has to be
enforced. Yes, that was bombing? Of course. Of course. Of course.
Yes. You want that? Yes. You want bazookas? Yes. You want
bombs? Yes. You want military? Yes. Do you want ships? Yes.
Whatever report is this, I'll take whatever I can
get. Give me that. Give me that. Give me that. Give me that now?
Well. So here's General Wesley Clark, and this is we've played
this before. It's an evergreen, but it's important to know that
this march to stop does our job to stop the march of dictators
was set up kind of around. What was that? 911
about 10 days after 911. I went through the Pentagon and I saw
Secretary Rumsfeld and, and Deputy Secretary Wolfowitz, I
went downstairs just say hello to some of the people on the
joint staff who used to work for me and one of the generals call
me and he said, Sir, you got to come in, you got to come in and
talk to me a second. I said, Well, you're too busy. He said,
No, no, let's he says, we've made the decision. We're going
to war with Iraq. This was on or about the 28th of September, by
the
way. I love how he says it. We made the decision while going on
our way to Iraq. He has the impression right there. Is there
an actual info Well, wait, every rack
I rested, we're going to war with Iraq. Why? Why? Because he
said, I don't know. He said, I guess they don't know what else
to do. So I said, Well, do they find some information collect
connecting Saddam to al Qaeda? And he said, No, no, it's just
there's nothing new that way. They just made the decision to
go to war with Iraq. He said, I guess it's like, we don't know
what to do about terrorists. But we got a good military, and we
can take down governments. And he said, I guess if the only
tool you have is a hammer, every problem has to look like a nail.
So I came back to see him a few weeks later. And by that time,
we were bombing in Afghanistan. I said, Are we still going to
war with Iraq? And he said, Oh, it's worse than that. He said,
He reached over on his desk. He picked up a piece of paper. He
said I just he said I just got this down from upstairs meeting
the Secretary of Defense Office today. And he said this a memo
that describes how we're going to take out seven countries in
five years, starting with Iraq and then Syria, Lebanon, Libya,
Somalia, Sudan and finishing off Iran. I love that.
I love that clip.
So Amnesty International. And I was raised with Amnesty
International being like the good guys, because of course I
was raised in a coma.
As everyone has also raised the dead the good guys.
Yeah. So they come out and they they've got a great campaign. A
year has passed I'm reading from their website since largely
peaceful protests, largely peaceful protests. The protests
began in Syria in mid March 2011. So far well over 6500
people are reported to have been killed by just making up numbers
that I mean, no one is over there counting they just it's
like how many YouTube hits do you get? Let's just say just say
a million. That sounds better. Why bother with the 6500. Many
more of an injured 10s of 1000s of people are believed to have
been arrested deaths in custody have been rocked, oh, have
rocketed. Additionally, Satellite images show the
shelling of residential areas in homes. Yet the international
community has not effectively addressed this human rights
crisis by vetoing two UN Security Council resolutions on
Syria while continuing to supply Syria with arms the Russian
Federation's action that only serve to heighten the violence
in Syria. No more excuses Russia stand up against bloodshed in
Syria. And I'm like, let me poke around this website. And lo and
behold, shadow. Yay. Yay. Oh, yeah. Susan Nossal just became
the head of Amnesty International. And where she
coming from?
You're going to tell me, the State
Department. Oh, she was Hillary Clinton's deputy assistant for
international organization affairs. But she's a she's a
winner man. She
She was also in the Center for American Progress group is
better than that. Human Rights Watch from the UN
Chief Operating Officer and Vice President of strategy and
operations for the Wall Street Journal. And she worked in
business development for Bertelsmann media.
Also it was a consultant at McKinsey and Company.
Yeah, so she is a PR who are that's what she does. This is
just just a big PR company. Susan nozzle nozzle. Susan
nozzle, I got my eye on you girl tracking you now. Watch out what
you're doing. And then I'll wrap this up with Kenya. Kind of
interesting. Yeah,
can you can you wrap it up?
I can wrap it up. Kenyan quote fighter jet
before you wrap it up. I do have one more clip going. Okay.
Kenyan in air quotes fighter jets bombed several military
bases in the rebel held port city of Kiss Mio.
Of course, yeah. This was this was another one. This was why is
this? Why did they stick in Kenya with this? I have not
followed up on this one. But what do you find out? Oh, well.
The Chinese are planning to build an oil export base in
Kismayo the set of offshore oil rigs.
So what the way they blend? What's the key? The key is just
proxies for some.
And the reports are that, you know, they're saying, oh,
Kenyan, Kenyan jets, but of course they were us jets. And
the local reporting says Ed was in partnership with the United
States. We bombed al Shabaab. What are we in war with al
Shabaab at least declare war and Al Shabaab do sounds Shabaab al
Shabaab. It was was that the company that we were that al
Qaeda reverse merger into algae, Bob
Shabaab,
it's the Okay, so here, read this with me. China has shifted
his support from the Kenyan backed Azania and liberation
force to the more savvy and experienced Ethiopian backed tfg
forces concentrated in Gado. So there's been some alliance
shifting there between I think the Chinese bet on the wrong
horse basically. Now the problem and then and but you know, that
they're trying to grab, they're trying to grab the port, and
then right next door in Ethiopia. The Eritrean
government said Friday Eritrean, thank you a red tree and I never
heard of her I had to look it up. But it's and it's not just a
hop skip and a jump but Ethiopia is right next door to to Kenya
said Friday that an attack on US military outpost by neighboring
Ethiopia was carried out with the help of us, the US and men
to divert attention from a decade old border dispute
between the two countries that that's probably pipeline
related. But there we are again. I mean, come on. Get with it
already.
I gotta get some new since you brought this Susan nozzle
nozzle. She's on the she's affiliated scholar with scholar
with the Center for American Progress Action Fund. And they
have a bunch of experts that go out and print and radio and TV
and Web.
Oh, right. And there. Yeah,
let me just named a family can read off the first names of
these people. You tell me what's common about it. Katie,
Christina, Laura, and Lindsey and Andrea.
What is hot chicks
don't know if they're hot or not. Just seems unusual to me
that there's not that there's some sexist thing going on here.
And they're just all women.
That's why I'd see it work. Because immediately I thought,
huh, yeah, baby for you. Yeah, for me, it was great. You had a
clip you want to play? Yes.
I just wanted to mention, you know, I was I forgot that it
actually I can put this off to next week, because I need to
think about it some more, because this is the this is all
about the cybersecurity laws are trying to pass. And listening to
these these these Congress, people like Jay Rockefeller, who
obviously does, they don't know anything about technology. And
they're trying to scare the public. In fact, essentially, we
have an 911 happening right before our very eyes listening
to this guy, I'll play this clip.
Which one are we playing Jay Rockefeller
is an idiot is the name of the clip. That's a good one.
We've got to have, we got to protect our federal, you know,
situation, their so called.gov We got it, we got to do that.
And then we've got to have a lot of research and development, we
got to develop a lot more talent for people who are up to speed
on cybersecurity, to keep up with other countries and other
actors. And it's all it's just critically important. And I
compare it to 911. I mean, nine LEGO sets, it's much more
obvious than 911 911. You know, useless. I suspected that there
were people coming in out of the country. And you didn't know you
couldn't keep up with their movements, but you had a bad
feeling about it. And then something would go on in
Minneapolis FBI station, and it wouldn't get to headquarters.
And then there were, you know, dots to be connected people
living in certain houses in San Diego and was all very clear
that something big was going to happen, but we didn't know.
Here. We know. Because it's happening. Warfare. And
cybersecurity is being waged. And we're losing. And yeah, he
is an idiot.
We're losing. We're losing talking about well, they have
millions of hits. We're losing. He's just total jabroni. And
he's a Rockefeller. Hello.
I know. That's what's so weird about it. What do you mean?
Well, you'd think you'd have some be would have been given an
education with all the money that you spent this family has.
He wouldn't be such a bob is, you know, just obviously, he's
just a cocktail party kid.
But he walks around with you see him on C span. And the best part
of C span is right before a hearing starts and right after
when they're all slapping each other on the back. That was
great. Hey, guys. Yeah, I did that here. Yeah, and He is
arrogant jazz and MF man. You the arrogant guy. You forget
that you ever see that? Well, yeah. Yeah, I
agree with that.
Hey, the Lindsay Lohan Redbook prediction can be crossed off
the list my friend. What was the prediction? That it would be
cool and everyone would have bracelets and and be forced not
to drink? Something like
that. Yeah, it's in the last year's book. Now. me back there
from
the BBC. Sobriety orders now to be ordered by the government.
Hello Gitmo nation East get off that island. You got to hear
this. This is crazy. offenders who commit alcohol fueled crimes
are to be monitored with ankle tags and breath tested to ensure
they stopped drinking this this was the thing with with Lindsay
Lohan. It's not like you can't drink look you and by the way,
it's only for minor crimes here. Police will have powers to
impose surprise sobriety orders on drinkers cautioned for minor
ascends offenses, such as criminal debt damage or public
disorder. So if you're out there, like I'm drunk, the Queen
Socks whatever. They can then take you to court and force you
to wear a bracelet the monitors. Whether you're drinking or not.
Every half hour it will check to see if there's alcohol in your
bloodstream. Is this a shut up slave What the orders would
allow alcohol levels to be monitored either by these tags
which tests sobriety every half hour, or by requiring offenders
to attend a police station daily to be breathalyzer, another type
of tag. Which this is great. Hey, you're now you're a dog.
Okay, now your UK Government thinks you're a dog. Another
type of tag which has been tried out in England, it's already in
use uses a GPS system which alerts authorities when people
visited certain proscribed areas such as pubs. Kiss, imagine that
gig John. Hey, John, we got we got sector five we got a human
resource looks like he's in the pub. That mofo up gotta go get
him? Go billy club them. I'm at a loss for words. Isn't that
just amazing?
It's unbelievable, especially with the drinking culture. Yeah,
and
but for minor offenses. You know, it's like,
ya know, he is basically if you're rowdy. Yeah. And you get
you know, the cops grab you they can put a thing on you can't
drink anymore. The Poppaea. And how long is x was the last to
have a drink in your own house?
Let me see how I think again, have a G you
can have a beer in your own house. But the telling me no.
Four months. You have to wear it for four months. Wow. These new
sobriety orders will allow us to tackle this problem more
effectively, and demand that binge drinkers who commit crime
such as being rowdy, sober up. I mean, glad I left that hellhole
can can even have drink in your own house. I just can't imagine.
Do you think they'll ever try that here? While it did it with
Lindsay Lohan as a setup? But
oh, yeah, sure. They will. I mean, that's what you know, the
whole anti drinking crusade is all about. I mean, it's working
in France, for God's sake. And they're like a really, you know,
a culture of people that really like to drink a lot. And they've
got they've cut way back, because they're just all these
these initiatives to keep people from drinking at all. Wow. You
know, it will be easy. pickins
Yeah, I mean, to me, that was just like, Wow, that's crazy
when I
was a kid, and I didn't have all these onerous laws. And you'd
come, you know, I used to work on a graveyard shift or no swing
shifts would get off around midnight, or one in the morning
or two in the morning. And so on Fridays, when you get off work
and you start driving home, you would have a bunch of drunks on
the road. If you drink a beer in the car. I mean, like, it used
to be
good to drink beers in the car in Texas. There'd be these guys
that were out now blatantly wasted. But you wouldn't. It
wasn't like you couldn't tell. I mean, they were all over the
road. They weren't trying to fake it. They were just going
from one shoulder to the other. And you just type it in then you
punch it. And you get past them. Yeah,
like a man dammit. Yeah.
Just keep going. Yeah,
maybe we may flip flipping the bird or something. Hope that he
tries to do it back and crashes.
Well, if you really had a sense of humor, you get behind him to
start turning your highlights on and off and on and on to drive
him crazy. But generally speaking, you just get by him
and go home.
But um, but that's not even the point. It's like, it's okay. I
mean, yeah, you shouldn't drive drunk your dick. Absolutely stop
that. But but to say you can't drink. It's like a detox
program. Forced. I love it. But I'm flabbergasted. I don't
think it's even remotely as onerous as this thing. You just
read a bit from the well no, I know. But this section 21 Or we
got to fill two and a half hours. 21
Alright, so those were not. There was one other thing that
happened in Poppy Stan. And I have a little bit of analysis on
though
I have the best way before you go into that one. I've got the
best clip. So I'll just set
it up. So we know what we're talking about here. This is
about a sergeant Beale.
No, no minds, minds about something completely different.
And I could get clipped for the day. Oh,
I'll cue up Columbo. We don't do anything. Let me cue up Clip of
the Day. But you do this sergeant first. How can there be
two clips for the day? All right. Are you sure? Once before
because I might have Clip of the Day? Okay, maybe play it?
Well, you go first man go well, no, I can't go first. Because
mine's a punch line. It said light pictures. Heavy. Yeah.
When to end like,
I have a light piece too. Okay, so the story that is being
propagated, and that we talked about this last week or
whatever, is this guy snapped. And you know, and so we've read
his profile now. They've they've they've leaked his name.
Everyone knows who he is. And
the word leaked his blog or his wife's blog. Yeah.
So they know the guy snapped and he went out and he killed 16
People and children. Now the Afghanistan press is reporting
something differently. A parliamentary probe said that up
to 20 American troops were involved in Sunday's killing of
16 civilians. The probing delegation includes a whole list
of lawmakers. I don't know who they are. It's all like Jia Jia
abou Latif pod ROM and all that. The team spent two days in the
province interviewing the bereaved families, tribal elder
survivors collecting evidence at the site in the punch wide
district which, by the way, it's conveniently right along the
pipeline there. Hums I Lolly told Pajhwok Afghan news and
this could be propaganda. But it's you don't hear about this
on the so called news here. Their investigation showed that
were 15 to 20 American soldiers who executed the brutal
killings. We closely examine the side of the incident talk to the
families who lost their lost their loved ones, the injured
people and tribal elders. And apparently, they also sexually
assaulted two female victims before they were killed. The
lower house of parliament Parliament delegation
investigated the Kandahar shootings by US troops. They
also found that the troops then burned some of the bodies.
That's a little different story than what we're getting over
here. So two things the first thing, sorry, that just a
little. Yeah, it's disturbing. You know, a lot of people are
calling this like a Gladio operation, or like Operation
Gladio, where it's just meant to make everyone crazy and freak
them out to two clips. So the thing that got really
underplayed is when Panetta went there, and they promptly
disarmed all of the Marines, so that apparently no one would
shoot him. I guess that's what they're afraid of them just
drawing a logical conclusion. But you do know that there was
an attempt on Panetta his life. But that wasn't really reported.
And one of our producers clipped this for me, this is from
Washington Week on NPR wash out Washington Week on NPR. And they
actually use one of our little quotes in this as I discussed
what happened to the Pentagon tried
to downplay this so much this week, it was extraordinary. We
can't prove that he was going after Panetta. We explained
there is Panetta this plane is landing, right. And obviously
there's a lot of security they don't usually tell people that
Panetta is coming. And there were a group of of greeters
Marines, the most senior marine there who was who was standing
in a group, a truck had been hijacked by an Afghan
interpreter. These are the most trusted people there are. The
Afghans who work with the US and British military over there
hijacked the truck went barreling towards the greeting
Park, and they had to jump out of the way. And then the truck
ended up hitting a ditch and the guy either burst into flames
because there was gasoline in his car and he planned on trying
to hit Panetta is plain, who knows, but the truth is, we will
never know. But all week all during the week, it was totally
downplayed, I think so really serious and there was quite a
bit of nothing to see.
Look at that. Good reporting there on NPR.
Kind of kind of gossipy. But, but more interesting. Normal
crap. Sounds
like something we would talk about. So then morning, Joe.
Now, this is a fine program journalistic integrity. They
always have a whole bunch of douche knuckles sitting around
the table, and Malika Brzezinski whatever her name is, is girl is
it Malika? I don't know Micah. Whatever, she's an idiot. And so
the have one of their standard dudes who sits at the table. His
name eludes me for a moment. And he said something where I went,
what? And no one question it.
I'm gonna watch Afghanistan. And the prosecution of this ought
not to rest just on this soldier's shoulders, it should
go right down the chain of command. How do you walk off a
base in the middle of the night, walk a half a mile, three
quarters of mile into a village armed and ready to kill? Without
anyone noticing without anyone you know, triggering an alert?
How does that happen?
And what about warning signs on many levels in this New York
Times report on the front page this morning mica one American
official says it'll be a combination when it all comes
out of stress, alcohol and domestic issues. He just
snapped. And we were talking about this. I just have to say,
Yeah, to bring in the marital problems. To put any of this on
his wife, who is now widow with a three year old and a four year
old.
What? He's a witch. She's a widow. Is the guy dead?
That's very funny.
No, I think it's bizarre. Yeah. So maybe he's dead. And we just
haven't been Hold that.
It's possible.
That way. I was like what? And Malika Mike has just gone? Yeah,
yeah. Oh yeah.
The poor widow
widow who's now a widow. Wow. Okay. Well, let's see what
happens with that.
Of course the guy was a sloppy job of talking but
yeah, some Yeah. But if I was sitting there I go
what's Yeah, well they've just because when you're on these
shows you're not paying much attention.
You're thinking you're trying to find your close up in the in the
other monitor make sure you look good.
Yeah, that's the way that's the problem with all these news
shows and all the media it's terrible,
making sure the Starbucks coffee logo is pointed towards the
front, because that's how you get paid extra. Alright, what's
your funny clip then?
Alright, so I've ran into this clip, but it was a local news
report, it was pushed around by someone. And so it turns out now
we're a little report on the poppy fields law report on what
we're going to be doing over there and Afghanistan with our
news our soldiers gonna go they're going to, we're going to
two things one, we're going to teach apparently, because they
don't know what the hell they're doing. Afghanis how to farm
because they're idiots,
because they don't know how to see. And
they apparently don't even know what a chicken guy. They don't
know anything even about chickens. And it's all going to
be done with the help of a few soldiers and the iPad and an
app, because there's nothing more practical than an iPad out
in the middle of nowhere in Afghanistan where you can't get
any connectivity anyway. But it's gonna be all done with an
iPad and an app and this is all very, very interesting.
Growth. Afghanistan is also the world's biggest grower of
poppies used to make heroin which in turn helps fund the
insurgency
Spanish is a major crop that's that's grown over there. These
troops
will encourage Poppy farmers to grow legal crops. And here in a
climate very similar to where they're headed. They spend a
week learning the basics from planting and soil to irrigation,
key ag issues that face 80% of all Afghan citizens. These units
will also be able to connect extremely poor farmers with the
latest technology through E Afghan ag an app that's linked
to agriculture experts in the US on hand to provide information
feedback and possible solutions. Soldier Jared Madison says with
the app he can help diagnose a tree or even a chicken that
doesn't look quite right.
application this is awesome reach back function where I can
take a picture that chicken and then send it back with these
guys, the USDA these these guys at Fresno State, and they get
back to me within 12 to 24 hours an exact answer what's wrong
with this chicken and what I can do to help them
that's awesome. It's just totally it's totally awesome.
And this app is rockin and by the way, it's iPad threes. We
just had to get a big order of iPad threes because they got
retina screens and a high lots of megapixels in the camera. So
that can see the
chicken is just the stupidest thing you've ever heard in your
life. Was this on my channel? It was on the local news.
Wow. Well of course there but it's just a promotion for the
iPads. Yeah,
so it's a proposer of the iPad that's the point. But it's like
do they actually think that these guys can get to I don't
know how's my LTE 3g 4g connection here out in the
middle of nowhere have you I will
say you'd be amazed there are five big major you know, they
probably have better connectivity there than we have
here honestly.
Well, I'm not so sure whatever the case is, I don't see him
taking a picture of a chicken and then waiting 24 hours to get
the results saying that chickens got mange
Hey, that chicken man is now walking right to send me a
picture of the chicken and send it to Fresno State
chicken don't look right man. Take a picture with your iPad
and the app the agro go to agro app.com Yeah, man. Hey, hey,
listen, you afghan you numb knuckle, put seed in dirt, put
water on dirt. Now you go I taught you how to grow, brother.
This is so stupid.
And anyway, that's my fun. Yeah, it's not clip for the day. Now
you're the clippers. Tip of the Day ish is good, but it's
not. It doesn't quite qualify. There was just one last thing I
wanted to pothole
clip was better in terms of his conciseness
pommel clip was good. That was good. Um, what I have here can
wait for Thursday that can wait for Thursday. The UFO stuff I
can do give you some UFO stuff. Yeah, Thursday.
Yeah, because it's,
it's about Washington state actually, which is kind of cool.
Up there. Yeah. So I'll get to that with a teaser. But a letter
was sent to the general and that's how we call them Attorney
General and Eric Holder sent by two Democrats Ron Wyden and Mark
Udall they're both democrats right? I think so.
I, I believe so. Wyden is is always complaining about stuff.
And you don't they're easy powerful. Does he have any
juice?
Doesn't Udall does i They both do. They're
very. Udall has some juice. I
know he has some juice. Wyden does too.
So we've been waiting for some Democrats to start attacking
holder and this may be the start of it. They sent a letter. These
two senators powerful senators, on March 15. Senators are the
senators senators so they're powerful. Wyden Udall, both
United States senators, I have I have the PDF of the letter. All
right. So it's a it's I have the actual letter in PDF form. We
have dear Attorney General Holder Hey, Eric, how you doing
bro? We have discussed the dangers of relying on secret
interpretations of public laws with you on multiple occasions
both through correspondence and in person. While we know that
you are generally aware of our views on the subject, we feel
obliged to comment specifically on the Justice Department's
recent attempt to seek dismissal of two lawsuits that have been
filed under the Freedom of Information Act that
specifically pertain to the problem of secret of secret law.
I'll skip ahead to the pertinent parts. And this is a PDF in the
show notes three nine or two dot n a show notes.com marked up for
your convenience. We believe most Americans would be stunned
to learn the details of how the secret court opinions have
interpreted section 215 of the Patriot Act. As we see it, there
is now a significant gap between what most Americans think the
law allows and what the government secretly claims the
law allows. This is a problem. Why because it is impossible to
have an informed public debate about what the law should say,
when the public doesn't know what the government thinks the
law says. Skipping ahead, well, number of senators, there was
another letter signed by 12 senators who are familiar with
the secret legal interpretations, including the
two of us have pressed the executive branch to declassify
these interpretations so that Congress and the public can have
an informed debate about the proper scope of the law. We have
personally raised the issue in meetings hearings and
correspondence. The crux of the Justice Department's argument
for keeping the official interpretation of the law secret
is that this secrecy prevents us adversaries from understanding
exactly what intelligence agencies are allowed to do. We
see this as equal to the to the KGB in the 70s and 80s. We hope
you will reconsider the Justice Department stance on the issue
of secret legal interpretations, as we continue to believe that
this stance is contrary to the core principles of American
democracy. I'm very I'm very happy about these guys. This is
a this is good.
That is good.
And you know, and I like these is widened in you doll. So
there, you know, these are kind of good guys. I guess. I would
say don't take any small airplane rides would be my that
would be my recipe together. That would be my recommendation.
Oh, what a shame. The amazing it just it just blew up in midair
and went down in flames have no idea how it happened. And there
you have it. There are some good people out there. They're trying
not very hard. So it looks like John will be putting together an
executive memo with regard to the mailing list. And you can
sign up for that anywhere in the show notes.
390 two.na shownotes.com no agenda show.com. Of course, we
have a store at no agenda nation.com You can always pick
some up from there. And I guess we'll be back on Thursday with
more media assassination. So we'll be looking out see what
people are doing, bringing you real information. And I'll be
doing it here from Camp MoPhO in Austin Tae ha in the drone Star
State in the morning to y'all. My name is Adam curry
and northern Silicon Valley where it's not. It's not the
kind of weather I'm looking for. It's got the Jetstream hit Next
It's freezing out. I'm going to actually take a run up to the
Washington State next week. I'm John C. Dvorak
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