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Sunday, November 13 2011. Time here Gitmo nation media
assassination episode 356. This is no agenda, rollin eastwards
towards camp MoPhO. coming to you today from the land of
enchantment, the great state of New Mexico in the modern
everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where I stay. I'm John C.
Dvorak. Buzzkill.
Yeah, you're a leave behind a takeaway. A folder. A brochure
left in California. Yay. Oh, me. Yeah, we're
in New Mexico. Now. Yeah. Town, you're out of the state of
California. Yes, we
are completely gone to Lagu. And let me tell you, John took a
little bit longer than we
expected to leave southern basically, you're still in Palm
Springs.
Actually, that's what we wound up doing. We wanted to we wanted
to leave right after the show. And you know, it's just like,
wow, even the guys were like, the the movers. I don't
understand I counted to on it. 37 boxes, but now you have like
342 Like, you counted wrong than the first time. And so we didn't
actually leave the house until like 530 or something. And of
course, 530 in Southern California. It took us two hours
just to get to Riverside. It was horrible. The traffic was
totally crap. So we decided to drive to Palm Springs. That was
the first night at Oh, was this the Riviera Hotel and Spa
Resort, which was hilarious. A bunch of old guys trying to hit
on the only three women they're telling you and they were all
hammered. at you? Was she a snake cat? Do I want to see my
snake? So then we we got up next morning we drove we drove we
drove we drove to right by? Mesa Arizona. What is that? They're
just south of Mesa. Tucson. No, no, no, no, no, it's I can't
remember now.
You went to South southern route.
Yeah. Because we were so late and you're not now we really got
to start begin. We got to start rolling.
And like you don't have to be there till Tuesday.
Yeah, I know. But you remember that we have this little thing
that we do called what is it? Oh, yeah. A show. Which mean
you'll Mickey had the only thing she had produced in advance was
this hotel in right right near White Sands New Mexico found a
place well she called and she said hey, look, you know, we
need great Wi Fi and they made sure we had a room right near
the the Wi Fi transmitter you know, because of course I
brought the whole the whole mobile studio. So I set it up
last night I got six megabits up six megabits down I'm like this
is awesome. Then of course I realized that I had neglected to
bring along my USB hub Don't you hate it when that happens? And
you look at your your computer and you go like I have three
cords that need to go in I only have two holes. This is not
good. So then you know last night at like nine o'clock I'm
running around trying to find a Best Buy or RadioShack finally
find one. Get the hub and then yeah, so all the time I was said
and done. Yeah, I'm totally ripped. I'm so tired. And then
there's a little time change. Oh, and yesterday by the way,
our first border control about 150 miles from the border. So
what? Yeah, so you know what white sands are in the white
sands in New Mexico? You've heard of them. They're white
sands. Yeah, it's white sand, essentially. And Mickey really
wanted to see it to take pictures. And they have this
four o'clock sunset stroll, and they have a, you know, a ranger
take sure we get one of those lesbian RV volunteers who are
great, by the way. And so we'd like, you know, going down
Route. And of course, everyone here in this town, the closest
town nearby says, oh, it's about 45 minutes. Yeah, yeah. Well,
it's about an hour and a half says that all the time. Yeah,
it's an hour and a half. I'm doing 95. On, on, on route 70.
And then all of a sudden, there's like, you know, oops,
slow down, like the, you know, the road closes. And there's a
border Border Patrol checkpoint. With cameras. I mean, I'm not
just couple cameras, John, I'm talking biometrics license plate
facial recognition, in for read the whole thing. And when, like,
we're totally gonna miss this tour. And I'm like, Okay, I'm
just gonna stay really, really calm. If if it had been any
other circumstance, I would have made a big deal about it. And
what they do is they you roll down your window, and they say,
can I ask you what nationality you are? Now? Of course, I don't
have to answer
that question. You can ask me?
Of course, I don't have to answer that question at all.
Of course not. Right. But you know, down the screw off.
If and as I said, if it were different circumstances, I would
have said, What are you? So that you know, like,
Oh, am I Yeah. What are you? Yeah, but
what's it to you? It's real. And it's 150 miles from the border.
And it's Border Patrol. What nationality are you? So of
course, I immediately throw Mickey under the bus. She's
Dutch. She's not she's not American. He's like, and he's
like, can I see your papers, please? And Mickey, Mickey. So
she's so obedient. Like they're like, Huh, oh, status? Huh?
Mickey says yes, I'm an actor. And the guy literally goes, Oh,
such a douchebag.
Oh, you and my sister.
Ah, it was again, under any other circumstances, I would
have said no, no, or I just said, what? Who cares? You can.
I don't feel like telling you what I am. I don't have the
right to ask that. And then of course, you get into the whole
you know, am I being detained? Am I free to go? Am I free to
go? That's the way you supposed to handle it. But it was total
like wow, I wish I speed up. Let me see your payables. And Mickey
was freaking out was kind of cute. She's like, because even
like well is your extension. It's in there. We can't find it.
Why don't you park over in slot number two while we check.
Horrible Gitmo nation men anyway in the morning to John from the
Land of Enchantment
in the morning to you in the morning. All ships and sea boots
on the ground feet washing up on shore and boots in the air.
Yeah. And of course all of our human resources in the chat room
at no agenda. stream.com no agenda, no agenda chat.net
coming to you day, actually found a 3g connection because of
course this morning, the six megabit up six megabit down had
become, like 60 kilobits. And so I'm literally on the Tethered
iPhone now and just hope sucks. Yeah, of course it sucks. But
what are you going to do like jump up and down and ask the IT
expert to go fix it now? And I have to I have to say all things
considered, I think I'll just knock on some wood. Sounded
pretty good on the 3g so far. Yeah, does sound good so far?
Yeah. Anyway, so I'm sure that you've done. You've had done a
lot more work now than I have. But I've been following a couple
things in particular. The most interesting of course, is
Berlusconi. If we look at Euro land, which is now the official
title, Berlusconi resigned as prime minister, and of course,
all the slaves are all happy and they're playing Bella. Ciao,
bella, ciao. Probably yeah, Bella. Ciao is this song. It's
like their parties are no song. Now. Matty. They sang in 1943
their lap ciao bella. Ciao bella. Ciao ciao. You know the
song right? still run
the sang when they strung up Mussolini. Exactly. Got it.
Exactly. And so it's it's completely inappropriate. Here's
40 seconds of the BBC just just to lead into the big joke of all
this. So you're seeing like the hot look in Italian chicks by
the way, on the street drinkin everyone's honking the horn
hanging out the windows of their Fiat five hundreds, like
yay, technocratic government will get some support that
people will also be a bit skeptical about seeing some
familiar faces possibly in the next government.
Yes, as you say that Silvio Berlusconi is gone, but the
country's financial crisis remains what happens next
fatally?
Well, we know the situation where Mario Monti is going to
leave a government of national unity similar in some ways to
what's going on in Greece. and European allies will be very
pleased about that developments. There'll be much more reassured
and I think the markets will probably give some indication
that over the next few days,
okay, a couple of key points in here. First of all, is their put
their the general consensus is that there will not be an
election right off the bat that they will put the technocrat
Mario Monti in as Prime Minister now, Mario Monti, his nickname
is Super Mario. And there's a reason for that. Kevin do the
full monty know he can bounce off of mushrooms and do all
kinds of cool stuff. But first of all,
yeah, Bond was yours over your My joke was over. What's
the ID now I got you. I got it. I got the full monty. This the
next piece of information is this whole technocrat thing. And
this is what happened in in Greece. And I looked up the
definition of technocrat and it is an expert in some technology,
especially one in a managerial or administrative role. I
believe this is kind of what the United States of Europe and Euro
land want, right? They just want professional guys who are
schooled in, I guess, economics, or maybe in political science.
They just want them to run the show and do whatever they ask
them to do.
Yeah. Which reminds me to mention to the book club, they
know agenda book club, for people to put on the book club,
the technological society by the French sociologist Jacques
Ellul. Well, oh, who had predicted this would be the
trend in Europe. And I think this book is written in the
1960s.
Oh, really? Oh, good. I'll put that in the show notes. That's
cool. I like that. Anyway, so a very quick consultation of the
book of knowledge. And it appears that just like in, get
my nation falafel, get my nation pasta is and now part of the
global banker takeover. Please pay attention to my friends,
Super Mario Monti, who completed his graduate studies at Yale
University, of course, home to Skull and Bones. And then he did
a couple things at University of Turin. And let's see, he is the
first chairman of Bluehole, a European think tank, and he's
the European chairman of the Trilateral Commission. Yeah. Oh,
oh, boy. He's also a leading member of the Bilderberg Group.
And to top it all off, he's an international adviser to Goldman
Sachs and the Coca Cola group. This is the guy you want running
your your country?
Yeah, you want to run up the price of Coca Cola stock.
But seriously, the bankers are moving in, they're moving in, in
a way. This is a brilliant move. Well, we're all like looking at
austerity measures. And like, what does that mean? The bankers
are moving in. And this by the way, this Goldman Sachs thing is
not coincidental. You know, and the mall and the mall who of
course produces Big Brother, which is in I don't know, 8
million countries worldwide and the voice and as a couple other
shows, do you know that that that was purchased or actually
repurchase partially by Joan the mole who started the company by
his investment firm cert, along with Mediaset Berlusconi's
company and there it is, Goldman Sachs. Now what happens it's
four days ago, when was when it looks like when looked like
Silvio was going to have to resign, which of course is now
fact the stock that his Mediaset stock tanked so badly they had
to halt trading. Now the problem is that end the mole they
purchased it for $2.3 billion in a leveraged buyout out, bought
it from telephony ca. And that thing is bankrupt. Because they
couldn't create another big brother like got da. That's a
once in a lifetime. So I guess they expect it to do like, ya
know, three or four of those a year or something like that. And
so they're they're trying to restructure their debt, which of
course is owed to banks. Time Warner came along two days ago.
Today, I will give you a billion for the whole thing. And I think
there's no coincidence that we've got a Goldman Sachs inside
because, you know, the only reason Belasco news media said
stock was so high, we're doing so well is because he controlled
everything he could do just say, I'll just put my own shows on
state television who gives a crap I'm the I'm the ruler here.
Well, you know, that just all you're doing is reminding
everyone that there was an obvious short opportunity that
we missed, that we missed by a mile.
I'm sorry, while I was traveling. Alright, anyway,
here's the austerity measures that are put in place to human
resources have given nation pasta, congratulations, your
value added tax now goes from 20% to 21%. And although this,
of course, is played in the media as Oh, it's just a little
1% rise, of course, is actually a 5% rise in the cost of
everything. And this is this is the stuff that I love looking at
because you go from 20 to 21%. People like it's just 1%. But
one whole percentage point of 20%. Unless my math is off, John
is 5%.
Sounds more like 2% to me, is it 2%? Well, 1% Or
was 2%. It would be 10%,
wouldn't it? Actually 1% of 20% is fine as point 2%. No, no, no,
not.
Not 1% of ignition 5%. Listen, it goes from 20% to 21%. Yeah,
okay. Let's just do it in half. If it was, if the VAT was 10%,
then it would go up to 10 and a half percent, which would be a
half percent.
I see what you're saying. You're saying that one point is 5% of
20? Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's true. But that doesn't mean that
their overall is 5%.
I don't think no, but that means that that the total increase of
tax that you're paying on all goods is a 5% increase over what
it was. Does that make any sense?
No, it doesn't make any sense at all?
I think it does. I think I think it's the increase is 5%.
The increase of the tax? Yeah, the increase of the net, but not
the overall increase? No, but But that means buying something
for $100. And now I'm paying 20%. VAT, that means I'm paying
$20. Now, if I'm buying something for $100, I'm paying a
$21, which is fine. A 5% increase over over the over to
over $20 I mean to 5% increase. So it's a five and more than $1.
It's a 5% increase
overall. No, it's a 5% increase of the tax itself. Yes. Of the
tax itself, correct. Yeah, but it's not a 5% increase in what
you're paying out. No, I
understand that. Well, then it's not
that big of it. It's only
Yeah, oh, yeah. Well, let's go to 100,000. Then, how much is
the den?
What's a little more?
Okay. All right. It's a 5% increase in tax is what it is.
There will be an increase in fuel prices hay. Sales of state
property. Haha. a freeze on public sector salaries until
2014, which is probably a good thing. Here's the one that's
interesting. The report retirement age for women in the
private sector will gradually rise from 60 to 65, which will
be on par for men. I didn't know that women got a break in in
Italy. I guess for some reason they could
ever seen those done. And then
and then there's two zingers
I was looking at I'm looking at my spreadsheet. Oh, is it in
Hello. Hello. Oh, JC came barreling in to save that's or
this is a problem with bats is not just a one point it's just
that everything that gets Jaycees was a very smart sale of
wholesale retail is everything I mean up and down the chain,
which is pretty elaborate in like Italy is another 21 points
which and he's a very smart kid was killed.
Bats are bad. I will agree with that. And bigger doesn't. Why is
making 100% That will take care of the problem.
While they're on their way. Check this out. There will be a
special tax on the energy sector. Well Guess who's going
to be paying for that? That's an easy one. I think we'll just
pass this on and now Here's the one that's really scary.
measures to fight tax evasion will be strengthened, including
including a limit of 2500 euros on cash transactions. No more
cash for you. How about that, huh?
Well, that's that's everyone's going to head that way you
watch.
Yeah, but that that's what I'm saying, of course ever we're
gonna get that here too. We're gonna get our austerity measures
they've always been already been talked about. There's a number
of news stories recently about how some recycling companies and
use clothing places can't be able to take cash
discussed on this very show. It's law in was it was it? Was
it Indiana? Thing was Indiana.
No, I don't know where I can remember where it where we
talked. We talked ridiculous. We talked about on the show. Now
cash is king. You should people should you're going to have to
deal with that. Yeah.
So there'll be a limit. You can't even be walking around
with more than 2500 euros.
It's and can't be walking around with more than 2500 euros. Well,
you
will of course what if you get stopped, we'll be like, Hey,
what are you going to do with that? You can
do that's been going on in this country? You know, they've been
pulling people over? And if they see they have a bunch of cash
with them, and they confiscate the cash. Yeah. This is a huge
scandal in the United States that doesn't really exist. Has
it's actually been discussed on some of the news shows. And news
just overall. Yeah. So why or
whatever it credit cards are easier. So we're actually when
we're at that border crossing, it was kind of frightening. In
the back, I have my we have like it wasn't a border crossing that
border control. Yeah, it says US Border Patrol, your Department
of Homeland Security at work. We had, we have five boxes of
booze, which the shipping company wouldn't take. Right.
And we have my pepper plants. In the back. I'm sure there's some
rule that you can't be driving around with plants. I'm sure
there's somebody new to California,
it's more of a problem than out of California. Um, by the
way. There is, you know, we stopped at a couple gas stations
on the way obviously, and I see nothing but you know, cars
loaded down with the families like you know, with grandma on
the rocking chair on the top like the Beverly Hillbillies.
Everyone's like getting out of California, literally just
inland anyway, you and you talk to the opposite of the 30s
talk to and you talk
to him on you know, while you're while you're there, filling up.
And like yeah, I'm tired of being poor. I'm leaving
California. Oh, wow. It's really bad. Anyway, so get my nation
pasta, congratulations. You're all celebrating your old
drinking. But the real shit is about to hit the fan. And they
have no idea. So it'll be a very short lived. Celebration, I'm
sure when you see that your cost of living is just going up 5%
Overall, and then we get special taxes on energy sector and
gasoline prices are going up and don't walk around with any cash.
This is this is really horrible and it's not going to make any
difference. Euro land is coming down baby. Max Scott Max Keiser
did a fantastic report. In in Greece. It's in the show notes
and a what is it? 356 dot n a show notes.com. And it's like
1415 minutes. And he's talking to all these guys who have the
actual documents of the Troika, the IMF, the European Central
Bank and the European Starfleet Command commission. And
apparently, they got this money from the primarily the IMF. They
are not allowed to get money from anywhere else. That's the
that's one of the stipulations. So they can't go to China and
say, Hey, could you hook us up? So that there's no now they have
to continue to borrow from the IMF. And every single piece of
Greece, every single asset is collateral, including the
people?
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
They're essentially enslaved and the Keiser deconstructs it, you
know, with the with the credit default swaps that Goldman Sachs
had while they were, you know, well, in order to get Greece to
join the Euro land union, it was essentially a setup. They were
they were completely set up and you watch you know, you can you
want a piece of the Parthenon, I think it's on sale.
And go from the lower third.
We should put a Starbucks in there, it would look good. So,
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the show literally on the road as we are moving eastwards
towards Austin, Texas. And oh, here we are. I slept only four
hours last night still. We're on the air. We're doing it on the
3g We'll do anything it takes to bring you your bi weekly dose of
the good stuff. So I'm looking at the map
here of Arizona. I see where you are. No, I'm,
I'm Mexico. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
looking at the map here of New Mexico. And I see where you are.
You're just outside of Las Cruces.
That's exactly where we are. Do you know what the White Sands
are made of? By the way? Sand No. Gypsum are made out of
glycerin gypsum? Yeah, originally? Glycerin You're
right. Gypsum. Gypsum?
Yeah, it's the largest pure gypsum dune in the world. It's
pretty
amazing. And it has like those desert waves in it because of
the wind that goes over it. And it's like snow.
Do they have dune buggy rides?
I think there's an issue with that. But I know there were kids
on like sleds, you can sled on the sand looks
like snow. Yes. I'm looking at pictures of it now. It's
beautiful White Sands National Monument. It's one of the
natural wonders 175 square miles of gypsum. That's right. If you
need some gypsum, bring a bucket.
You put it that way. Doesn't sound all that exciting. 70
square miles of
pure gypsum in the road that goes through it. It looks like
you're going through snow. Yeah,
it's exactly like snow. It's beaut it's it's it's a mind
mesh. It's really cool.
Gypsum come from how does this happen? How do we have we have
all these crazy sites in United States? How do you get a how do
you get 275 square miles of gypsum? There? Yeah. Well,
unfortunately, trucks did it. Take the delivery.
I'll tell you. So unfortunately, we were about 20 minutes late
for the sunset stroll. So we missed that part of the
explanation. But that's it. But wait
a minute, how could you be 20 minutes late? You were all timed
out?
We were at the border patrol. Oh, those Yeah. Those boneheads
they delayed us so we had to run to catch up. And it was funny
because Ranger Eileen, she's like, all right. Does anyone
know how these she was talking about the dune footprints? You
know, it's like, it looks like if you were to look from above,
it looks like this big footprints in the dunes. And
she's like, Alright, does anybody know how these were
created? And someone says when it says yeah, that's part of it.
Anyone else? No. And I go aliens. Like, you're on a big
laugh. I did. And she said, You're on the wrong tour. You
need to keep driving to Roswell. Roswell is just up the road. It
is Yeah, unfortunately, we're not able to go that way. Because
now we're so behind. We got to go head down. Continue down
south. So there's two, two nights a night in a dame that we
wanted to visit but they're almost the they're up near
Albuquerque. And it just take hours to get up there and back.
So they're in Clovis. Yeah. Well, that if you look at the
map, it's
east. Nowhere near Albuquerque is east of Albuquerque.
Yeah, yeah. It is not near Albuquerque. No, it's also east
the LA
near La it's west of New York. I can't go that No, but it's the
same height. Look how far up we'd have to go
Yeah, but it would take you right through Roswell. I can't
believe you're not going through Roswell.
Do you want to show on Thursday?
I'm just asking I just don't see I just from my own perspective,
how you who bring this issue up every time every other show
usually at the second half of the show, hopefully can not go
to Roswell and feel the vibe I'd love
to. But I would prefer to see our knights over Roswell, but I
can't do it. We're Um, now we're on a timetable
is crucial stuff Austin.
Yeah, so that's probably okay. That's another 10 hours. You
could make it there tonight. No, dude. Look that by the time the
show is over, dude, no, dude, it'll be one o'clock here.
Because you know, we have an hour ahead of you know what
we're gonna drive until 11 to two drivers,
the distance between Las Cruces and Austin is 549 miles.
Yeah in a straight line, but you have to go down and then take
the 290 It's another 10 hours. Right. By the way,
you don't get to go down Juarez and insult the Mexican gangs.
Hey,
John. Two words. Blow me.
How about this? I got I'm looking at the map. You got to
go to Carlsbad and go to Carlsbad Caverns.
The Range Rover the Range Rover by the way.
I have to take advantage suspension.
What a cruiser. What a cruiser. It's awesome. I mean, knock on
wood. I don't want to bite the boogie man in WoW. Think really
isn't? Yeah, I was beautiful. Right? That was doing like a
95 100 going down to the White Sands and you're like it was
like we were doing 50 We just felt beautiful. That's a
cruiser. It's great.
That's what the new suspension? Yeah. Yeah. So I'm driving these
heels. You get to get those things in pulled. Put the new
suspension in? Yep.
All right. Play some clips because I can barely talk. I'm
so tired.
I didn't get any clips for this show.
Please, you just
so let's see. I got too many cuz I got a lot of clips. Oh, by the
way, there's one good, good, let's, let's get these 1111
clips out of the way. I did have one. I didn't put it on here.
But Jim Rome, or the sports guy did a whole show on 1111. And he
counted down right to 1111 1111. And it was it was actually quite
amusing. And maybe I'll play it in the future. But I won't play
it today. But this is interesting. Play the baby.
Boom. There's a baby boom that took place on 1111 at the local
hospitals. Oh, wait, stop. Oh, why do you think that is?
Because people had sex.
Play the clip
are hoping the day would bring them luck. And it would be an
easy anniversary to remember. The Chapel say the number of
weddings came close to 777 but did not pass it? Well, here in
the Bay Area. People were celebrating new additions to
their family on this new miracle day. Doctors at Alta Bates
hospital weren't surprised about yesterday's baby boom.
Especially because nine months ago was Valentine's Day.
Okay. Hey, oh,
yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, it makes it doesn't but
it's an American. It's in our culture is we have sex once a
year on Valentine's Day.
You get a baby boy 11 1111.
That's what we do. All right.
There's another one if you want to play the other 11 1111 story.
But the parents of Elisa King and Michael Moore will be
pleased to know the couple that just pick this day
up poor kid. Michael Moore's kid.
Is the kid watching a guy named Michael Morrow okay out of
thin air. Turns out the number 11 has some meaning
for a long distance for a while. And so it was a nice reminder at
11am in the morning at 11pm to just think of each other.
Nathan and Don Adams very simply thought the date had a nice ring
to it. Like a wedding bell.
Actually she wants to get married on the first of last of
this year. So, one 111 I thought it'd be better if we make it
all. symmetrical.
1111 1111 couples said they chose the date for its
significance as a once in a century palindrome. But Dylan
and Stephanie taught did find the date full of symbolism.
You're saying 11 1111 We were making a joke that we're the
only one for each other. We picked other ones we combine
and if you want to hear something truly mysterious turns
out the city wasn't even planning for 11 couples.
We had 12 and then one person cancelled then we had somebody
else call in for backup to 12 and then they cancelled as well.
So we're back down 11 1111 1111 1111 1111
You see this video? It's great. It's beautiful how it ends. One
guy did this like the queen video. Right? Hold on. Really
fast forward to the end.
I love this
They're so nice
so what's our next palindrome? 11 1211? No, 1122 1122 1122 is a
big deal. I think that's actually more interesting
because you have a 112211. It's kind of a, it's balanced, and
it's got it's just great. And there's gonna get to be a 33.
And there's no 00. So it's
endless. And after that is 1212 1212 12. Right. And then
there's where it isn't there. 12? No, 2121 I don't know. What
do I know?
Somebody in the I guess in one of the chat room says it there.
The square root of 1111
is actually 11 3333333. Forever. Yeah. Hmm. Coincidence? I think
not. All right. Well, that was great. John, that was some great
information. Thank you for that. Well,
you know, you're interesting.
So did you watch the debate last night? Because of course, I
couldn't watch it. Yes, I
did. And I have some clips. And it was it was amazing. I, first
of all, I
got the Gingrich clip, which I think you have as well, that
that blew me away. And I'm like, Oh, I hope you watch it because
I want to hear that this was was this CBS was that what this was?
Yeah, it
was CBS and it was in conjunction with the guy who
owns that same group that Vivek Kundra worked for. Oh, really?
Yeah. And that interesting. That other that other guy moderator
THE MODERATOR dues? Yeah, that guy. Yeah. Interesting. Okay.
Yeah.
The whole thing was is
why the republican national convention, the party, by the
way, well, how
many times is Ron Paul called on?
I already saw the news reports. And once at nine seconds, I
think he got out of the out of a two hour show. Yeah, I mean,
this ridiculous. It's, it's completely This is my question.
So the RNC, which is the party, if you will, they determined
they're going to have 30 debates. You know, who who's
producing that? And the Mole. I mean, who came up with this idea
to do all this? And by the way, it's not a debate, the debate in
the moderators, this whole thing with Newt Gingrich, he's like,
the moderators arguing with him. This was arguing each other.
They every time they tried to do that the guy jumped in and took
over. All right. So I got a couple of things here. First of
all, that said that said to stage this was after what there
was, the two things that were in most of them was boring, they
talked about Iran, and then Santorum went on and on and on.
And here. Let's start with the start with that, then Santorum
wants more covert activity, play the Santorum thing, and you get
a feeling for the Iran debate was, oh, Iran's gonna kill us?
Oh, my second. Okay. That's true, by the way,
that happens. I hope. I hope that some of the things that
I've talked about here and new thing that I've been talking
about for a while, which is covert activity colombara, there
have been scientists turning up dead in Russia. And
we've been reporting on that for so long. And
he goes on and on about covert EQ. How covert is it? Yeah. If
you're reporting on it there, it's not very covert. Is it?
Rick, computer viruses there have been prized virus facility.
I hope that the United States has been involved with that. I
hope that we've been doing everything we can covertly to
make sure that that program doesn't proceed forward. And if
we're lucky enough, and I'm not sure we will be that if no
action is taken, and Oh, shut up and have a nuclear Iran. That
would be my laser being focused to make sure that would not end
that's my laser
very, very much. I'm focusing my frothy laser beam on that.
How come they gave him so much time? Here's another one. Let's
play another ring. Yet another one? Yeah, but he had two or
three of them. He was given all kinds of time play the Rick
Santorum, and this is the one that's interesting, listen to
this. And to edit the clip his name, Rick Santorum makes no
sense. And listen to this logic and you go, what is he talking
about? The guy's an idiot
that we're going to be dealing with here in this in this year.
And that's the issue of Iran getting a nuclear weapon. I
think everyone should have the opportunity to answer that
question. Particularly me. I've been working on Iran since back
in 2004. And I proposed exactly the things that Herman and Mitt
Romney suggested, which was to give money to the to the to the
rebel forces there to to help the pro democracy movement and
to put tough sanctions in place. I was opposed by President Bush.
And yet we were able to overcome that and and past the Iran
freedom and Support Act, I was able to get that done. And then
President Bush didn't provide money for the pro democracy
movement. And President Obama cut that money. What we have a
situation is different I disagree with new, and it's more
sanctions and, and and providing, you know, more
support for the pro democracy movement isn't gonna be enough
in time.
Wait a minute. This is like a kid that has a show Intel goes
up and talks about his vacation. And then we, and then we went to
the campground. And then before we left, we had we took our pets
and the pets had to poop. But then the campground was flooded.
And what an idiot.
He says, Bush didn't give us any money. And then Obama cut that
money. Yeah. How does
that works for that? Oh, you'll just
disagree with nudity. Meanwhile, he agreed with him. It's like
it's just a guy is a rambling buffoon
on Iran for a second one of our Farsi speaking producers checked
in. Remember, we had that BBC translation, I think was on the
last show, where the BBC translator said, We want to
thank them, we'll defeat them through our software. Right. So
hi, guys, I was listening to your show last week. And since
I'm Iranian, I can understand the Farsi language in the clip
you played at the end of last show.
Oh, hold on before you go on, let me guess it was
mistranslated Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. He says, Well, he so it gives us the Farsi which I
can't even begin to pronounce. And then he says, here's the
translation. There's one bit I couldn't hear because the
translator talked over it. Quote, well, one report from
America we thank you for 1000 and then in unintelligible for
atomic bomb for the world destroying. He'd said nothing.
He said the word for software in Farsi is software. He said not
at not at any point. Did the Ahmadinejad guy say software? He
says the gist of the translation is they thanked America for some
report, they came up with themselves. And thanks to
America, the world would be destroyed or trashed. So BBC,
intentionally or not lied. This was not the translation of what
Ahmadinejad said. In fact, Ahmadinejad was complaining
about this fart probably farcical report, or I read the
report doesn't say that Iran has a nuclear weapon. It says we
think they do, which is what people have been saying for
since 2003. And we got a treasure trove of documents from
Qaddafi is compound in Libya. That proves it. Please, please.
Hi. Yeah. All right. So Santorum, of course, one he
probably wants to get in the New York Times because they've been
just doing his report. Two days ago, they had four stories about
Iran think it's because Syria is just off you know, Russia.
Russia has now said that they're going to supply weapons to Syria
because there's no embargo and they're going to honor their
agreements. So there's no way a serious off the map New York
Times is not written about it. It's all about Iran I guess.
Well, actually they put Syria on the front page of the of this
morning Sunday paper Oh noes. But it wasn't done as a didn't
seem like a triggering story. It seemed like a story of you know,
everybody wants something to happen in Syria but we're still
not we're still not we're not turning the switch. It's hard to
explain it but that's pretty much the way I interpreted it.
Okay. Wow. So it's we're still on track with white no Syrian
invasion despite with Lucifer once I guess it straight to a
ram now. That's what everybody wants because they've got
software. Software douche Alright, any more slides?
This guy was a jerk. They all started off with his anti
arraign that was that was
already more than Ron Paul got to speak. That wasn't that was
like two minutes right there.
So Ron Paul got in on the one argument he didn't they didn't
let him in on the on the good one they get they let him in on
the torture argument. And so it was it was Herman Cain that that
thinks tortures great
horse he's he he's he's a bank. Sorry. He's from the Federal
Reserve. He's a he's an elitist. He loves it. He and by the way,
he thinks torture is pushing your head towards his crotch.
So here's waterboarding Cain, and Bachmann thinks Bachmann
that Christian woman thinks torture is fantastic.
Waterboarding is specifically No. Yes way
to say emailed into the National Journal. And it comes from
Steven shafr, author of The Dalles, Oregon, and I'd like to
address this question to Mr. Kane, Steven Roy Next, I served
on an aircraft carrier during the Vietnam War. I believe that
torture is always wrong in all cases. What is your stance on
torture?
Nice pregnant pause there.
I believe in following the procedures that have been
established by our military. I do not agree with torture
period. However, I will trust the judgment of our military
leaders to determine what is torture and what is not torture.
He knew this was common that is so carefully prepared that
answer,
but he still blows it keep giving
consideration.
Mr. Kane, of course, you're familiar with the long running
debate we've had about whether waterboarding constitutes
torture, or is there an enhanced interrogation tech technique in
the last campaign, Republican nominee John McCain and Barack
Obama agreed that it was torture and should not be allowed
legally. And that the Army Field Manual should be the methodology
used to interrogate enemy combatants. I
can't believe this is a serious conversation in the United
States of America. I can't this blows me a way that we're
talking this way. This is It's amazing. It's like I did not
have sexual relations with that woman. It's now we're down to
the to the words and you know, ah, I'd like to go on waterboard
everybody there. Do you agree with that, or do you disagree,
sir,
I agree that it was an enhanced interrogation techniques.
Come here. I put your mouth on my crotch. I got an enhanced
interrogation technique for Yeah.
And then you went somewhere people
are laughing or clapping. What are they doing what's
coming in booing
return policy?
I would return that that policy. I don't see it as torture. I see
it as an enhanced interrogation technique.
Congresswoman Bachmann your opinion on this question that
our emailer asked.
If I were president, I would be willing to use waterboarding. I
think it was very effective.
Let's voter in just for the yucks. That's so funny. i She's
unbelievable. Her hair is now all tied. Her hair is like all
tied back now. I mean, her outfits are amazing. The way she
changes every single time. Yeah,
she's a dog collar. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And
she needs to be wearing some leather
country. And I also would like to say that today under Barack
Obama, he is allowing the ACLU to run the CIA, you
know that? Yeah, the ACLU is running the CIA running the CIA,
running the CIA. So if you want to get some of that done, go to
the ACLU offices in Philadelphia, Washington. And
tell them what you want done are they as they're running the CIA?
Are they also running the drones? Are they like flying
those drones everywhere? Those guys are great. Yeah, that today
today is you're gonna take this to Obamacare somehow does she
does she able to twist it leave
it when we when we interdict a terrorist? Field? We have no
jail for them. We have nowhere do we have Gitmo?
What is she talking about? I have no idea what she's talking
about. We have put people on naval ships. We've got plenty of
places to go and waterboard people take
them. We have no CIA interrogation anymore. It is as
though we have decided we want to lose in the War on Terror
under President Obama. That's not my strategy.
Did anyone ask by any chance? How about we killed Bin Laden
and we droned? All those poor saps? Did they ask about that
there? Was there any drone talk at all?
Now that you mentioned it? No, really? Well, there was no Well,
there was kind of no but they never mentioned drones, but they
did talk about the assassination of our walkie alright, we'll get
to in a second. Okay, now, we're finished. And then we go to Ron
Paul. And then I
got what she was done. That was the end of the clip. Okay. Well,
now we go to Ron Paul. And as Ron Paul condemns the people who
say this is a good thing and he gets some applause by the way.
Oh, thank goodness, even though they show an audience shot of No
buddy of ours, of course, it's the old oldest trick in the
book. And so they so he says she tries to jump in and they cut
her off he said, we've already heard enough. Uh, you think she
could she tries to defend herself? Oh, great. Major Major.
What? That was the beginning of the Ron Paul clip. Yeah,
it's only 10 seconds
um, that's maybe way I obviously clipped it poorly. Maybe you run
out but just give you the summary and she's jumping in at
the end. He
may Who names their kid major by the way. What's up with that?
Maniac? Major Ron Paul says, torture is immoral. It's
illegal. It's illegal by US law. It's illegal at international
law. And it's it's immoral we shouldn't do period. Yeah. And
so I think the when he said it was immoral, she wanted to jump
in and she wanted to get her two cents in.
Commission, shoot me shoot her. Shoot that biatch.
Meanwhile, she's moaning and groaning about one thing or
another, and we're gonna move on to the next. No salting for
later. All right.
This is the one that I saw this, this is great.
And so they asked, Well, let's start with the first one,
though. You got to start with the killing Americans a Gingrich
was second. Let me see. Where's Romney? Romney? Romney the first
day asked Romney and then they asked Gingrich and then
we seriously are talking debating killing Americans. Is
that where we're at in 2011?
Governor Romney, recently President Obama ordered the
death of an American citizen who was suspected of terrorist
activity overseas. Is it appropriate for the American
president on the President's stay so alone, to order the
death of an American citizen suspected of terrorism?
Oh, can I guess what he says? Does he say yes, because you say
yes. Yeah, absolutely. And not just Yes, I spit my coffee.
Absolutely. Absolutely. Case. This
is an individual who had aligned himself with a with a group that
declared war on the United States of America. And and If
there's someone that's going to join with a group like al Qaeda
that declares war in America, and we're in a in a war with
that entity, no, we're not anyone who were not with that
entity is fair game for the United States of America.
That is not true. We have never declared war on al Qaeda. That
is not true. We are not at war with al Qaeda. We have not
declared war with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda, of course, doesn't exist.
I guess where if you extrapolate and connect the dots were at war
with the ACLU,
or the American public? Yeah,
possibly. All right, Gingrich make his run to kill them.
Because it Gingrich, unfortunately, I know what he
says because I have the clip is right. Unfortunately, what do
you mean, he's right. I'll tell you why. Let's listen to the
clip. You know, I gotta let me play my clip. Because my clip
has that douchebag is it? Is it major? Is he asking the
questions with the other guy? The other guy is actually saying
New? No, it's not. It's not very much
we'll have we'll have courtesy for all of the candidates on the
stage. Speaker Gingrich. If I could just ask you the same
question as President of the United States. Would you sign
that death warrant
for an American citizen overseas, who you believe is a
terrorist suspect? He's not a terrorist suspect. He's a person
who was found guilty under review of actively seeking the
death of American
under John, do you think we could be under review?
And well, he's been under review this the the drone on the
secondary drone list, he says the drone review board
not not found guilty by a court, sir.
He was found guilty by a panel that looked at Oh, it's a
panel. I'm sorry. It's a panel. On the day is yes. Hello, panel.
How do you find guilty reported to the President? Well, that's
the rule of law. It is the
rule of law. Now, he says it is the rule of law. And
unfortunately, he is correct. Because under the Patriot Act,
and and with all this is put in place by Bush, of course,
extended by Obama. If you are found to be an enemy combatant,
an enemy combatant, then you can be killed.
That is explicitly false. It is the rule of law. If you engage
in war against the United States, you are an enemy
combatant. None of this that's the
exact wording enemy combatant. He is right about that. It's a
sad state. But he's right. So there's no
due process on this. Well, how is the guy? John says, declare
war. He didn't declare war in the United States. No, no.
Where have you been? Where have you been for the past five
years? In the Patriot Act? It explicitly says, an enemy
combatant, which as determined by the president or the panel,
if you're an enemy combatant, then your fair game, the all of
your constitutional rights are gone, my friend, he's had been
suspended. This is the whole problem. He is right at this
moment. This is what
you Okay. On the surface. He is right. And this is why they
would not turn this back over to Ron Paul, who was ignored
throughout the rest of the debate. He was probably
wetting his pants and people are applauding this
Oh, no, the whole audience is applauding Yes, kill, kill,
kill, kill peace.
Let me be very clear about this the two. There's a huge gap here
that frankly, far too many people get confused over civil
defense criminal defense is a function of being within the
American law. waging war on the United States is outside
criminal law. It is an act of war and should be dealt with as
an act of war and the correct thing and an act of war is to
kill people trying to
take Bachman back. I want this guy as our president, kill
people kill people this Hi, I'm from America where we kill
people. Hey, I am so happy I'm moving to Texas where I can have
a gun because yeah, this is an outrage and the fact that the
debate is not about how outrageous it is what has
happened to the United States Constitution and that and by the
way, I would say that that the entire Patriot Act is
unconstitutional by itself. Yeah,
yeah, of course it was. It was you know, it keeps getting
signed you know, that keeps passing it over and over so
whose fault is that
section 215 go to section two fifteen.org Read all about it
and go to got drones.com and see how many American citizens have
getting gotten droned. Oh my goodness, it's not good enough
to kill brown people in sand we got to kill white people in sand
in white sand.
So I want to play the one clip just before they went to
Gingrich they played the this guy's made this commentary. No
booze at the debate. So when Gingrich came out and gave his
spiel, no one could boom which that take that Ron Paul people
would have done ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen,
the applause are lovely, but we will not have booing. What is
this? booing David she's sort of niche born ya shrine Han nice
Bowen to cut a nice bow and I got a tweet from one of our
producers who was at the event and he got scolded and scoffed
at in the audience because he booed Gingrich he tweeted that
he said I just got like Hey, I just got like hammered for
booing they're solid nice boy in ya. Does we need Gohan haft bone
is niched in all wrong. Hello, your papers? Why are you booing
you be bullying and not be bullying? If you bullying
if you boy you are fair game and we must kill you. Oh my
goodness,
your enemy combat you're in
an enemy combatant? I'm ashamed. I'm deeply deeply deeply ashamed
not just by the spectacle that these reality shows have become
not just that who produced this who produced this show? CBS No,
but it's got to be did you look at the credits? No, it was the
same guy who does the Emmys Come on? It's gotta be I don't know.
You look
it up. Somebody probably got it.
This is this is so. So embarrassing as a nation. It's
really bad. Oh my goodness. Ah,
grew up the criminal record ever gets any balls and den picks up
some of our tourists that float around the world. You know, not
me, but you know, Cheney and these guys. Please, it's not
gonna happens.
Oh my goodness. Oh,
yeah. This was the worst of the debates in that regard. And so
it's showing just the ugly aside. Let's we love torture and
killing people.
And don't you dare boo it. And no booing
booing
No, booing.com I'm sure it's available. Meanwhile, can I just
interject with a little short clip? Please. So if you weren't
frightened enough by that world, check this out.
Just to tell you about particularly this. There's a new
Travel Warning this morning. Federal officials are eyeing
possible attacks on buses. The warning comes just days before
one of the busiest travel weeks of the year. Officials say
there's reason to believe that terrorists might try to detonate
bombs on buses here in the US and abroad. Documents seized
from Osama bin Laden's compound even outline a plot to use the
buses themselves as weapons, driving them into buildings or
crowds of people. Officials say a specific attack though is not
imminent. Now
is that a bus you're driving or a weapon of mass destruction?
And then to do all that, and then not imminent not imminent
to say, Oh, by the way, this is just to scare you. It's not
going to happen is the most disgusting thing I heard all
week.
Wow. When do you start you watching Texas local news? I
ain't gonna watch. No. Yeah, you are.
Yeah. Well, of course. That's why I'm there is to improve the
show. And I'd like to thank the elites for flipping the
earthquake machine in Texas in honor of our rival. Did you hear
about that? No. Yeah. 4.8 magnitude earthquake, just south
of San Antonio. They never have earthquakes in Texas. We show
up. Let me just see. Let me see how this works. We're in
Washington, DC. Earthquake. And we're on our way to Texas
earthquake, huh? Yeah, the government actually. Let's see,
the US Army and US Geological Survey have concluded the
practice of injecting water into deep rock formations causes
earthquakes. Thank you. Now that you got that out of the way,
remember, you are an insurgence and we need to throw psyops on
you to make you not believe it's true.
Oh, yeah, before we go on to I did find the New York Times
front page that has the era the serious story above the fall
just just deconstructed so people can do we want to
do we want to do I mean, can we do the jingles since you're
gonna do it to Sunday? After all, can we? Wait a minute?
Okay, let's do the jingle. Sunday time.
Yeah. the Sunday New York Times had a picture of the football
game with Nittany Lions and I which is the Penn State team,
which lost of Nebraska and by the way, don't you think was
interesting? And it did they keep the story keeps going and
going and going. But the one little element that's kind of
interesting that they know buddy at that I've seen yet on network
news, it was on my blog, the original district attorney that
took the case on
missing the guy has been missing. He's now declared dead.
Oh, how convenient. So let me get this straight anything
is if you look at it, if you look at the 2002 they actually
if you look at the record of the Penn State team, when the first
accusations came out, they went on to an amazing losing streak.
And as soon as this guy was determined to be odd when they
when he went missing dead. The team went 11. And one I mean
they immediately start winning again. So that just indicates to
me that everybody knew about this and they were just nervous
about getting busted. This guy was out to get everybody. Yeah,
nobody got him. I did doesn't come up in the conversation
now. But you know what, what does come up in the conversation
because I watched a little bit of the morning shows this
morning because we are an hour and ahead our head. They're
going out and they're interviewing people around Penn,
run Penn State. And of course, what they do is they only take
the things that you're meant to see. And they added those into
the piece. We've deconstructed that so many times. And it's all
like, yeah, we just need to move on. Yeah, we'll get over this.
No, no, stop. Stop, please. You have a pedo bear ring in your
midst selling boys to elites covered up by the authorities,
including child protective services. You can't move on from
this and all they're talking about is football. Well, should
we should they be suspended from the tee from the from the
playoffs? Are you kidding me? It's unbelievable. It's just
like, covered up of course because the people who are
running the networks are in the ring. This is rampant. It's the
church. It's the Boy Scouts. It's the Football League.
Okay, all right. All right. So anyway the there should be
suggestive missing district attorneys quite alarming anyway.
So I'm looking at the paper so above the fold the top story The
one over the far right into this really the headline story is
even as government X time runs short for Euro they Euro they
are announcing in the Euro land essentially this story indicates
to me that they're going to pull the plug on this thing and you
better get your ducks in a row
while they're talking about the neuro Did you hear this?
No. Did you neuro neuro Yeah, it would be a one a call to Nero
era Oh yeah.
Well then Well, okay. The neuro would only be for the northern
states in Euro land. So all the southern guys like as a cut off
point and it sorry you're not you're in the Euro not in the
neuro. Right yeah, the neuro. They're actually talking about
this the neuro
so they this seems to me to be a is an indicator story. So I'd be
keep an eye On my investments, then we see the one then there's
the air on the far left of the Arab League suspend Syria over
brutality and what this story says to me is that book Don't
get worked up about Syria. The Arab League is taking care of
it. Yeah, they're on the case. Yeah, I had that story, too.
Yeah. That's exactly and
then they had a Romney story which was meaningless a
spotlight fixed on Geitner a man, Obama fought to keep and
I'm not sure what that said in another 911 story for some
reason, really. And then a really weird story was showing
some kid in a in a hot tub. Apparently, kid
with a football helmet on by any chance,
and he's got his computer there and he's typing in the Yeah,
front page. And so it's called Animal McMansion students
trained down trade dorm for suburban luxury. And let me just
read some of the story. Apparently University due to one
of our listeners going to Riverside should go to Merced
because it had apparently a housing disaster and it blew up.
And so there's all these McMansions these you know, these
mini mansions that these kids are renting, really next to
nothing. That's pretty, and they're going to school. They're
like living the life of Riley in these five bedroom places with
you know, hot tubs and pools and the whole
live it up kids. It ain't gonna last live. Well, you
can't. To down, kind of the downside is you're in Merced.
Live it up, baby. Wow. All right. Was that it? Yeah, yes.
John's Sunday.
I will say this, that if anybody out there is listening to show
live, get today's Sunday, New York Times go do this, find
somebody who's got it and get it. The paper is filled to the
gills with memes and messages that just I mean, it's just goes
it's every SEC section. This is the most packed paper I've seen
for I'd say since I started subscribing.
I got a couple of interesting meme clips for you that are all
from El presidente. A you know, Obama, of course, President
Obama has his two reality shows. He has the actual reality show
The West Wing Week. And then of course, he has his his his his
YouTube address, which was very boring. They dressed him up in a
in a flight jacket. He's on, on on a battleship. And it was
like, yeah, it was very much it didn't look good on him. If you
if you see the video, it's like, one shoulders way too long. I
mean, the thing is oversized by four sizes. It just doesn't look
good on him. It is but they didn't center it. So it's like
hanging off one shoulder. Didn't look good. So the West Wing
Week, West Wing Week.
Spelled w e a k.
Yeah, it should be. Listen to the meme that we've been
following
to the Aiden regional Headstart Center. First he visited a
classroom to meet with educators and some of the nation's future
builders. Then he announced the next step is We Can't Wait
campaign.
Oh, it's a campaign now. We can't it's uh, We Can't Wait
campaign. Okay. So the campaign consisted of and yet another
executive order which he signed. And this was to cut waste, which
we talked about on a previous show. But this guy, I'm sorry.
He's so childish. So what he did is he held a contest, a contest
among staffers who could come up with the best idea to cut waste,
and listen to how they knew, of course, like any good reality
show, you have the little sound clips, and he does a conference,
a video conference with the winners. And then he's actually
talking. He's in the Oval Office signing this ordinance got 20
people around him, and the one of the guy who wins he doesn't
even know who the guy is. So he says, raise your hand just
listen to this.
During the teleconference, he thanked them for their ideas,
and told him he was signing an executive order to reduce
government spending on travel technology and trinkets
dead. I love that travel technology and trinkets. You
know, if we could only save some money on trinkets that will save
the country. John,
I didn't know that we had a budget for trinkets. Apparently
we
did now listen,
saving taxpayers as much as $4 billion a year
we had $4 billion worth of trinkets, holy moly, was it
travel? Was it travel knowledge checking technology and
trinkets. We haven't
seen as much action out of Congress as we'd like. And
that's why we launched on our own initiative, the campaign,
the campaign waste, we can't wait just to cut spending but to
make government work better for the American people. Roger
Rhodes works in the Department of Commerce, raise your hand
rather
see he doesn't even know who the guy is it raise your hand right
he's reading off the page. pir. Raise your hand Roger, so I know
where to look. It's an old trick, by the way. You know,
it's like when you forget someone's name, there's all
kinds of tricks you can get out of it. Oh, yeah, I
got a half dozen tricks I use. Yeah. But this is a really old
one, like,
raise your hand, Roger. Oh, what are we in kindergarten?
He found a way to use our various $2 million a year on its
cell phone bills. And I'm sure that there probably is some
consumers out there. I'd like to talk to them and find out what
they could save on their cell phone.
Oh, he made a funny $2 million on cell phone bills. That's
nothing. That's a medium sized business does that that's
nothing Don't make me laugh. Now. The final one. So he's on
this video conference. He's complimenting these winners, who
came up with genius ideas to cut back on trinkets. But now
apparently they used a tool that I was unfamiliar with. It's
apparently a tool that is only available in the Obama
administration,
where it was effectively tracked. Everybody was putting
the same special superduper space wrench in the same place
to superduper space wrench. What? Yeah, that's the super
duper watch Space wrench.
Super duper space wrench. Listen to it. Am I hearing this? Right?
Yes,
you're hearing it right. This is your president. Listen again. It
was
effectively tracked everybody was putting the same special
superduper space wrench in the same place.
What I'd love I love it when you're flabbergasted. Well,
because they, they use the superduper space wrench to find
ways to cut back on spin spending on technology, travel
and trinkets. And apparently, you can only do that with the
superduper space wrench. What is he talking about? Superduper
space wrench. Don't you have one of those in the garage with an
outline. So when you know where to hang it up again. It's like
an attack vector. attack vector dish dashboard. It's a super
duper space reg. It's like a clutch car.
What is he talking about? What is it supposed to be?
How many times do I have to tell you it's a super duper space.
It was effectively tracked everybody was putting the same
special superduper space ranch in the same place.
Even the people around him were like what a buffoon? Superduper
space ranch. Gee, I think that should be enough. There's a if
we get a debate. If he doesn't quit in between, I guess Romney
and him. I hope the major or Anderson says, Mr. President,
will you be using your superduper space wrench to fix
the economy?
These issues will never come up. These things are all rigged. No
kidding. Wow. That give a hit it Clip of the Day
really? Oh, I didn't expect that. Well, thank you. I'll take
the honor. Clip. And I thank the producers of the west wind week,
West Wing Week, w e AK West Wing Week for handing me that on a
silver platter. The superduper space wrench. It may even be the
title of the show. It's so good.
It's on the list of names to consider. So there's a summary
of the wall occupy things which have deteriorated. Yeah, they've
been kicked out. And I think the main the main thing I think it
did when this guy by the way was clipped to death. He was on
every sort of new international news show with just one kind of
one simple comment. He's you gotta imagine a guy kind of is
covered with Rastafarian hair. And he looks like he's wasted
and he says I'm here to stay. Oh, okay. You
surprised me I didn't know what to do. I got it.
This idea is my home and I'm here to stay. God he's doing
very subtle Christopher Walken
subtle. Not really is my home and I'm here to stay this i Here
is my home and I'm here to stay. Stay it's so sad. It's like
yeah, you do this in the sand somewhere we can steal oil. Your
your your democracy or debt. You're you're fighting for
democracy and for God given rights and human as human
rights. You do it in America. You're an idiot.
You're an idiot. Exactly.
There's even an awkward by White Sands going on here. They were
tell really Yeah, the tents everywhere.
Africa should it's just not squatters. Now but
maybe now it is now the 99% big 99%. And by the way, I want to
mention to people that, you know, now of course, everyone's
looking at pictures of Michael Moore's, you know, $2 million
home, people. This is all part of the setup. Okay, this is all
part of the setup to distract from what you're trying to do.
They're doing this just to create more of a just to create
more reasons for news airtime on this bull crap. We have Michael
Morell. Oh, he's one of them. He's one of the 1% Look at his
look at his Manchin Bell. Is he Michael Moore's in on it, and
he's selling books like crazy 27 bucks a pop to thing on the
bestseller list yet?
I think he is. That's funny, because the other guy that grew,
Clinton came out with a book, I guess he somehow managed to
write or somebody did. So he's on C span, being interviewed by
his daughter, Chelsea. And it's just like the two of them. I
don't think that they like each other. Well, given her the stink
guy, and she's asked a question,
no, no, like, you're just a spy for your mother. Hey, yeah.
And yes, I said, Exactly. These kinds of financial crashes take,
historically five to 10 years to get over. And if you have a
mortgage component to it tends to push it out toward 10 years,
we should be trying to beat that clock. We can't do it, in my
opinion. Even if we adopt for the president's jobs plan, I
think there's a lot of good ideas in there. But they'll give
us one and a half 2 million jobs according to the economic
analysis. But if you want to return to a full employment
economy, if you want to start having 240,000 jobs a month
either what I think we average 227,000 a month for eight years.
If you want that you got to force this debt and get bank
lending going again.
So he's going on about just gonna take five years it goes to
10 years if there's an if there's a real estate
component, this is bull crafts, the last decade where spirit
like
making stuff up, he was standing there making stuff up very slow
witted, because I
think he's, I think he's in trouble. I think he's very ill
much paler than we think.
He's going to his face with his hand, but he didn't you know,
it's like when you go to your face, you know, before he lies,
which is most of the time so it's constantly doing this. But
he goes through his face, but he goes so slow, and then he kind
of scratches real slow. And then he talks and he's you know, the
eyes are really good. He looks like he's an advertisement for
Samsung. I was all the bags under his eyes is unbelievable.
And you know, then he glares at Chelsea who tries to liven
things up and it was just it was it was pathetic, painful. But he
was mostly just bullcrap. And it was a lot of nonsense and it was
it was laughable, I think is going to be interesting because
he keeps pushing himself onto all these talk shows. Yeah, and
I think they're gonna reject Him because He comes on word less
than was on one of the talk shows it was just like you don't
know what he was talking about. It was just crazy. Anyway, let's
say you eat some meat dude.
Have a hamburger we'll Yeah, we'll do some guy
used to chow down at McDonald's. And then you know now he's going
cold turkey and leads seagrass not looking good. Now,
I can't find Michael Moore on the bestseller list. I don't
think he's on there yet. We're I have no idea. I earlier we're
talking about vaccinations member Baxter are our favorite
company who makes up swine flu. Well, yeah, the one that makes
up the system flus the swine flu with the bird flu, and they have
announced they're recalling 300,000 doses of its free flu
sell flu vaccine, due to quote an excessive amount of adverse
reactions. recalled from 1000s of pharmacies and surgeries
that's like doctors offices across Europe. guli aim Barre
Syndrome and narcolepsy are being induced by this vaccine.
And they're recalling it now but of course, in the United States.
They can't be sued by executive order. Baxter
rolling to be sued elsewhere. I think it's it's almost an
unconscionable that we have allowed this sort of thing to
just continue. If it wasn't for Ron Paul, no one even would have
any complaints at pair apparently in Congress.
No one has any complaints. Oh and Occupy Wall Street. This is
what I wanted to find for you. Jay Z is launching a line of
themed T T shirts, featuring the phrase occupy all streets. They
went on sale on his website on Friday. And according to his
spokes hole in the road Rocawear spokes hold from Rocawear told
Business Insider In a statement the company has not made an
official commitment to support the movement financially. Jay Z
is great. Hey, I got an idea. These people out there they need
t shirts. They gotta you got you got internet there and buy my T
shirt. Buy my $99 t shirt. Got a douchebag right along there with
Russell Simmons all cashing in on it.
Oh yeah.
Do you need to occupy that guy?
So I do have a kind of a banner? No, I was watching free speech
TV. Oh, yeah. And there was a they were doing a donation
thing. And it's like are you kidding me? I mean they even PBS
doesn't go this far with their what they want you to give them
for what they returned.
Oh, wait, don't Don't you already paid for this as a part
of your cable package. They're
getting money. As far as I know. Yeah,
Denver, Colorado. We have shirtsleeve great ones. If
you're looking for a shirt we can help you with that too. Now
the shirts are great. I've seen them so among the best that
we've been that we've offered in recent in recent blood drives
Yep, these shirts are Union made and screen printed right here in
Denver, Colorado. We have short sleeve gray ones and we also
have black zip up hooded sweatshirts for $150 Wow
Would you like a challenge coin with that? $50 for a hoodie $100
for a T shirt. Wow John, can we just quit doing the show and
just sell T shirts?
And we get 100 bucks and Bob Yeah,
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Hello John and Adam I'm an American in Australia with a
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some more money I'm gonna have sending this unlimited level of
by the way, have you checked into getting a bank account in
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Mifflin of seeking a job and I think the karma couldn't hurt
this is not the last of my payments because I want to get
the knighthood but I can't get a ring before my girlfriend does
Yeah, I know what that feels like.
I'm looking for a way Hold on a second stop depresses give her a
no agenda knighthood ring as an engagement ring.
Yeah, I think that will be perfect. That is actually a
great idea, John.
I think it's fantastic. So he
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Scott and Jenny who are married and 1111 to 22 many happy years
love you. There's something I haven't heard yet sending karma
for wedding gifts. What could be better?
Yeah. Especially from the best podcast in the universe. Happy
writing.
That's a great idea. Sending karma as wedding gifts calm
earnest.
Denise $50 Parts Unknown. This is for my D douching. I was
called up by Scott of Manville New Jersey. We're talking about
a podcast called the three retards. Hosted by the two of
us. We need Adam to say you you're listening to the three
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Okay, you're listening to the three retards. How's that for a
jingle? Huh? How about
three times? You do?
God. I'm going to hell. I'm going to hell.
Yeah, well, that was gonna happen anyway. Denise or Dennis?
Sorry, Dennis. Denise. We just did him. Don't be saying that.
Anyways, Scott Scanlon Carpentersville, Illinois. 50
bucks. Matthew Nicole, Brooklyn, New York birthday. Shout out
coming. Mike Westerfield and $50. And that concludes a very
lengthy thank you because we had a special moment in history.
Here's what we have to. You cannot donate any more donations
are off. Stop donating. It's ruining the show.
I can assure anyone out there wants to sneak in as an
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anyone didn't
fast forward through this. They're not going to be giving
we're going to be in bad shape until Christmas because we had
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want to thank people who got in on this and don't forget to join
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should get a free knighthood from the Baron I set it to no
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contest in the caps.
Yes. And we have the 11 2211 Palindrome coming up, which
should be good for some more superduper karma. And thanks to
everybody who helped us out, we always have slow times around
this time of year. So this is definitely going to help us get
by, which has
also served a second purpose, which is the fact that Adam was
traveling the whole time and probably didn't pick up as much
kind of deep material as normal. So it was this was the
opportunity that, you know, it wasn't a bad thing to thank all
these people.
Also, I had to spend 1700 bucks on the new suspension with this
thing it does 112 miles to the gallon. What I know
you're talking about a great cruise what maybe if you weren't
doing 100 miles
an hour, that was only the white sands to the checkpoint. Anyway,
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And don't forget to Yeah, he said it already started. We do
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And that's it. We want to thank everybody who donated even the
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Yes and and there's no denying you cannot deny that this karma
thing is big people like it people getting on people have
good results. I have not seen a negative anti karma statement
ever. I think that it didn't work.
I think one person that two years ago said it didn't work
and we gave them combination. It worked after that. Maybe they
missed that they only last a week. I'm still convinced that's
right.
It's it's only it's only good while stocks last quick
mentioned here, Diana Kennett. I'm not sure if she was on the
list, John, but she sent me an email. So I just want to read it
just in case I hope the $50 donation I sent made it to you
okay. Oh, I think it was under it might have been under Diana
Irwin, my maiden name. My husband is a longtime listener
of the show, and he got me hooked on it when we started
dating. We love listening to you guys. And since we started
listening to the show, we can hardly stand listening to the
corporate media shills. I want to send a little something in
honor of our first wedding anniversary, which is today,
November 13. If you could give my husband Kevin Kennedy. He's a
brilliant software developer Kenneth Kenneth. Kevin
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would be very much appreciated. Yes, you've been de douche Kevin
and I can promise you there's something else that Diana put
here in your email. You're going to be very happy later today.
And that does it once again, everybody. Thank you so much. If
we could get this kind of support every single week, we
would do it five days a week. Wouldn't we John? Yeah, I would
say yeah, you know, yeah. But you know, that's probably not
gonna happen. Slash in a day Alright, so first we start off
with Craig's wife says Happy Birthday to Craig. And of
course, that's from the douchebag boys. That'd be us.
Andrew Gardner congratulates his cousin Erica Cerruti for her
birthday wishes on the 11th Matthew Nicole's sister Kristen
celebrates tomorrow on the 14th revelon son Ben turns three next
week. And Sahil I mean, send them down to a white chromosome.
Birthday shout out to his dad brother and himself for this
November. Happy Birthday on behalf of all your buddies here
at the no agenda show. And I'll have you know that everyone who
celebrates a birthday and has been called out as a mention
actually receives a birthday card and I have to prop the
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agenda nation.com So we will have our three special Baron von
Pells markers 11 1111 knighthoods, you just have to
send in your 25 word essay to no agenda@dvorak.org And in the
subject line, what is it John contest contests and so that
will be three special knighthoods which we'll be doing
on Thursday we'll
treat the best of the of the entries. Oh, yeah. That's
entertaining.
That's why you do it is and just to read the funny stuff. That's
the best part of it. Meanwhile, John Johnson the second please
step forward, extend your ring finger sir. Very happy with your
karmic donation to the show keeping us rolling all the way
to Austin, Texas, just north of San Antonio with earthquake
machine was kicked in kneel before me as I hereby pronounce
the Sir John Johnson the second night of the no agenda
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the Knights of the night at the roundtable. Here's your hookers
and blow your employees and Chardonnay or your hookers. I
mean your hot pans and booze. It's all good. It's all here on
the no agenda show. croute I need a break. Let me let's play
some let's play a little break. Second half of the show. Ready?
Okay,
do I have your attention? Good, because if you're a parent, you
really need to hear this.
Quicker high. They think it's gonna last longer. It's more
intense.
This is not isolated to any school, any city, any, any
financial area. This is everywhere.
When we heard how kids are getting drunk these days, we
thought no way. So we hit up the experts to find out if it's an
urban legend, or if it's legit.
There's been documented cases of people going to the hospital
with alcohol poisoning just from utilizing it that way.
Officer Chris Thomas spends his days patrolling the halls of a
Valley High School. He's heard firsthand how kids are getting
tipsy.
What we're hearing about is teenagers utilizing tampons,
soaking and vodka first before using them.
You heard right, teens taking tampons, soaking them in vodka
and inserting them there,
it gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream. There's no
barrier there's no stomach acid, there's nothing to prevent it,
I would expect it to absorb fairly quickly as well, because
it's a very vascular structure.
This is definitely not just girls guys will also use it and
then they'll go insert them into their rectums.
And that's not all. Using a beard
balm rectally is the same concept as a vodka. So tampon.
Rather than the traditional beer bong, you'd find out a college
party. Kids are sticking the tube elsewhere to get wasted. A
lot
of people believe that it would cover it up your breath won't
smell like alcohol, so you can hide from the parents hide it
from the police. But take
it from this cop. It won't work. It's not just jail time, there
might be a problem. These new tricks are really risky and
could cause some serious trouble
because mucosal irritation, meaning the vaginal wall can be
really irritated.
Plus, what if you overdo it, irritation couldn't be the least
of your problems.
Some of the dangers associated with this is there's no barrier
and no gag reflex. If it isn't going down the hatch, you won't
have that telltale sign you've had too much to drink, which
means you won't throw up if you've got alcohol poisoning,
you'll pass out before you know there's a problem
is problematic because you don't really know how much you are
going to absorb, we decided
to find out turns out a super tampon can hold about a shot of
vodka, which is pretty potent when it's going straight into
your system.
person does pass out or lose consciousness. Healthcare
professionals won't necessarily know that they have to look in
those areas and that may delay treatment.
Okay, if I'm a parent of a teenager, what can I do to make
sure these are used for the job? They're intended nothing more?
Well, then
you need to get involved, you know, stop being your kid's
friend and be their parents.
And one more myth, we want to take care of kids apparently
think that getting drunk that way means they'll pass a
breathalyzer test because they didn't actually drink the booze.
Not true. The test checks out what's in your bloodstream, not
what's on your breath. Back to you. Back to you,
John. Fantastic. deconstructed all over the news this week. For
some reason. I'm not sure why.
That's why I'm saying deconstruct that. And there's
got to be a reason for it. There's got to be sound coming
up. Yeah,
I have been unable to figure it out. But I noticed the same
thing that was then this is being played everywhere. I mean,
somebody said some press material out or something
similar to that thing that you pointed out with the Conan show?
Yeah. Well, either that or it's like, you know, the like the
cigarettes the limited ignition propensity. Yeah, there's
something going on. I wish I could get no I agree. So I smoke
through my butt. That would make my breath taste much better.
And
the chat room loves it. The chat room loved it. That's most
of you. But no, the whole thing. So love the whole thing. There
wasn't a nice time up here.
Yeah, there was a two there was a two to the head. And obvious
to to the head. This, of course is all part of Fast and Furious.
We've got to start cleaning up the mess. And now that, you
know, by the way, we're the only people reporting on the
congressional testimony. John had the clips in the last show
if you haven't heard 355 Go to 355 that any shownotes.com in
the asset section on the JCD clips you can listen to it
again. That we get gotta get rid of it.
Another helicopter crash this one in Mexico has claimed the
life of the country's Interior Minister Blake Mora he was
Mexico's pointment in the fight against drug violence. We don't
yet know what caused the crash. Yeah.
Sudden Impact loss of speed stinger missile, who knows? I
mean, that's cleaning up the evidence there. That's very
obvious to me as poor guys out there.
So I found an example of a thing that I talked about buzzkill Jr.
on Fox, which is a technology called Boomerang persuasion.
Boomerang persuasion. Interesting.
Yeah, we've kind of, I never heard of the term for it. But
we've we've discussed this before. It's word like if you
set up a debate between two people on one topic, and you're
you want the topic to go a certain way, you put somebody
very reasonable on one side and the other one's a maniac, okay,
like this show take.
It takes the other side. Yeah, so just to get them out. I'm
going to read a couple of things here. So it's a kind of an anti
persuasive argument. If you insults for example, if
according to one report, if you insult all the values of the
audience, they'll believe in their own values more. And if
you insult the values of the onset of tax, some other new
opinions and belief, they'll believe their own values, and
these new opinions and beliefs will be incorporated. There's
all these techniques. And so Fox News does this sort of thing
constantly. Bring in these shills who say they had some guy
on the other day, who was a guy who was just amazing. It was
like some going on about Obama. He had one eye that was
twitching and, you know, that kind of opinion he had and he
was just going on about great Obama was a everyone else was a
sleazeball. So I had there's this one blonde, who's a
professor, I believe, at Pepperdine, but they never gave
her a lower third. I didn't write her name down, even though
I've seen her two or three times on Fox. And she's on Kabuto.
And, and you can hear the examples of turning, you know,
taking the fox audience and making them, you know, in
getting them to think a certain way about things if you listen
to her play that you got the Kabuto clip in front, because
they don't have to listen,
I think this goes too far. I'm concerned about the employees at
Walmart, the fact that they are putting profits above their own
employees to the point where they're working on Thanksgiving
Day. I mean, this is what is wrong with corporate America,
this type of profits. I actually
heard, I heard that they're chaining them to the stores
themselves. They're not gonna give them any food.
Why would you have them work on a given day if you don't have
to?
Oftentimes, employees want to work to get time and a half,
they want to get the extra hours to get away from their family,
or to get to their word here and there. And I'm thankful for
them.
Given that much, and Jonathan, if you have if you have a home
life, you want to escape or like me, you don't celebrate
Thanksgiving, because I you know, the genocide of the Native
Americans is not up my alley. I don't like that connotation. I
would work to give them that option. don't require them to go
too far afield here.
So you're not celebrating Thanksgiving. Why?
Well, because I don't like the fact that we erase the genocide
of the Native Americans upon which Thanksgiving is based.
That's my personal preference. So I could actually work on that
holiday. But by and large, most people couldn't, and they spend
it with their families. And I think Walmart should not be
putting profits over people in such a brazen way. By the way,
do you eat any differently on Thanksgiving Day or no? Well,
I'm vegan so you don't eat differently on Thanksgiving Day?
Wait a minute, most important question, John. Was she hot?
She's very pretty. Of course. Of course, of course. Perfect. But
Wayman, she's vegan and hot.
She's, yeah, well, it can happen. Can vegans
celebrate back I don't celebrate that she's
a professor.
I don't celebrate the extinction of the indigenous peoples.
She says that Thanksgiving was was actually was created by the
way we do this every Thanksgiving. We'll do it again.
In the show cabin. It's
a fake holiday, the fake holiday.
And it but it's like it was it was and it had nothing to do
with the Indians. You know, it was done as you know, they did
Lincoln put it is to commemorate the deaths of people that died
in the Civil War. But she claims that Thanksgiving is not just a
thing where the pilgrims and all the other bull crap, but it was
just celebrate the debt. This is what she said what
Carlos is she from? I think she's at Pepperdine. Oh, well,
Pepperdine. Were surfing is an actual major, please. But
Pepperdine.
She's been on. She's a
hot California girl. She's hot. By the way. I got an email from
someone that they that on the C span this morning. They had a
super hot babe doing the Colin show.
Oh see C span there are there's there's two extremely attractive
women that work on C span and by the
way we're not we're not just being sexist we're not being
sexist we believe that this is the this is the ticket is the
ticket to ratings. That's why we talk about we're
not being sexist, because we're not getting dates with these
women or we don't care but the fact of the matter is Oh, I got
it I got it. I got it. I got it. Don't Don't honk the horn. Oh,
no,
you know you need to double honking
So anyway, the point is these
are at least the point is is also not good. I think you can't
say the point either. That's not the point. It's just it's just
your opinion.
My opinion is is Adams opinion.
Now as always, which is if she's hot if she's hot, she's ratings
but there's no ratings concerns at sea Spencer. Why would they
put a hot woman on now you got me on I'm stumped. Killer. There
you go. stumped, finally. But yeah, there are two women I've
seen one of my only seen once I said I bet I sent you a Who was
she so outrageous that I sent you a text editor on the C span
and you know, or you were out? Dancing around? A bar? Yeah.
With a tampon? That's me. Anyway,
all right. I got to call it. I'm gonna call it right now get out
the Red Book. Know within two weeks, 14 days from now
earthquake in Australia,
at least 20 whales were stranded on a beach today on the coast of
Tasmania, Australia. Marine Mammal experts arrived with
special equipment to try to help the whales but most of them had
already died. It is unclear what caused the whales to end up on
Ocean Beach.
Yeah, I can tell you HAARP that's what always kills them.
They get those high frequencies they get confused. They beach
they die. Earthquake this has happened exactly the same thing
happened in New Zealand.
Exactly is the low waves that hurt the whales not the high
tom sorry, the low frequencies. It's hard. You watch within two
weeks it probably within three days because it only took three
days in New Zealand when the when the whales beached
themselves, and then they had
two weeks covered. Yeah, well, you gotta change you want to
change? You want to move it closer?
I say days not weeks. Now keep it at two weeks. I mean, because
you know, we could have more whales or something.
Or nothing, nothing could happen.
Yeah, but that would that would mean I suck. So we're going to
think is going to happen. I think is going to happen. I do
have two clips, which I kept from last week. I have a little
bit lengthier clip from I think it's Barbara Boxer. And God and
you know, they've got this new program, if you don't like
getting groped by the TSA. They have and it has a name which
eludes me for a moment. But she's so contrite and so like,
so just equity this woman that I even put a little bit of a
preamble before she gets to this fantastic program for trusted
Oh, that's what it is trusted travelers. Pure, Trusted
Traveler. Yeah,
it went. Yeah, well,
it started in October. So it's just ramping only works in like
two airports. I mean, what's the point? Well, it's gonna be
everywhere because it's going to be this is how you get the
biometric passport in place. So you get your special little ID
with an RFID chip in it and you're going to be a trusted
traveler, a good little slave. I'm pleased to call on this.
Listen to this boxer woman is a douchebag.
The chairman of the Environment Minister, Senator Boxer. She's
very busy as very busy.
Very busy. John's he's so busy, so happy because he actually had
a double booking today.
But she's always there ready to go to work on the next thing,
Senator Boxer.
Senator, thank you so much. And by the way, thank you for your
support today. And that important, bipartisan markup,
this
circle jerking that's on C span all the time is annoying me.
It's always thank you. Thank you for your bipartisan time, your
BI curious outlook. We
have the highway bill. Mr. Chairman, this is a timely
hearing. I'm very happy to see you here. Mr. Hall. I wanted to
point out that I have a hearing of exactly this time. Over in a
foreign relations on the violence in Syria and as
chairman of a subcommittee I'm going to need to really
important you see leave, but I wanted to leave you with some
very clear points if I could. In California, the travel and
tourism industry employs more than 800,000 Californians. A
2010 survey found that more than 60% of travelers It would take
two to three more trips a year if the hassles in screening
could be reduced without compromising security.
So this is how it works. Like first make it really
problematic. This is the problem, or problem answer
solution thing that David Icke always talks about. They make it
really problematic, really difficult, really annoying. And
then oh, we have this little really handy solution for you,
which of course, tracks your ass everywhere. Of course,
that's the goal that you've been working on, sir. At a time when
our nation is better from service and unemployment, the
potential to increase demand and create jobs in our travel
industry cannot be ignored. And I wrote to the administrator
last November in support of his efforts to create a new trusted
traveler program and I'm, I'm excited about an announcement
that I believe is expected shortly, of an expansion. A
trusted traveler program not only has the potential to reduce
the need for invasive screening of low risk travelers, invasive
screening,
that's a new one haven't heard invasive screening. I thought it
was just like a picture. And then now it's invasive
screening. Oh, really?
Feeling? Yeah, man. Yeah, he could
also help a TSA better focus resources where they're needed
the most. Oh, this is great.
Yeah, buses,
buses of mass destruction and this program called TSA
PreCheck.
Oh, it's the precheck that's what it is TSA PreCheck. Right
in in October. And as I understand it, and one I'm not
going to give away everything here because because it's, it's
a surprise, I want you to have the chance to do that. We're
going to hear about an expansion of this program to several other
airports, including one very busy one in my state.
Well, she's a California right.
Yeah, she's from San Francisco.
So the very busy one would be lax I guess. What other busy
airports Ontario
what other emirates
goes busy is one of the major airports okay,
if that is right, right on that may I thank you publicly for
that because
thank you publicly, it's for a
long time. And and I want to reiterate no one who supports
this ever wants to compromise security. I was honored to be
able to write the law that allows the pilots to carry guns
in the cockpit to protect the aircraft I also wrote the
language that expanded the Air Marshal program to long haul
flights as we know those those flights were all long as we know
know what no air marshal ever did anything is the public who
did that.
That were hijacked that fateful day fruitful. So I am looking
forward to hearing about this reading about your testimony in
support of the airmar I am done with her. Stupid so proud of
was entertaining. Well, it's
it's maybe not. It's not it's just I like to be annoyed by
this woman so I can remember.
It's very easy to do. Just listen to her any time she
speaks.
All right, you want to do your AC 360 Things are those any good
because it's always
this is just light. This is white. Let's
end on out. Let's end on a high note, John.
This isn't gonna be a high note, but this is people this is a CEO
of Anderson Cooper came up with one he's got this little
ridiculous notes or whatever he calls it. Replace this stupid
crap. Ridiculous. And he ridiculous. That's it.
You've been watching? Oh, I'm a big fan of Mr. Cooper.
And so he had advised apparently a lot of people call 911 with
really idiotic complaints that shouldn't be calling 911 that he
shouldn't be calling 911 for and this is it. Playing an order and
the funniest one is at the end corn
to authorities in Illinois. He called 911 to report wait for
it. Wait, iPhone wasn't waiting for it. Oh,
wait. Because it's funny. That's what comedians do.
Report. There's not a funny guy. His timing is bad
isn't working. I mean to say he called 9115 times to report his
iPhone wasn't working. Now. I know what you're thinking. If
only there have been some
I'm thinking that's not know what I'm thinking.
I'm thinking he doesn't know what I'm thinking either. In
fact, what
do you say that what are you doing? What
were What are you thinking right now?
I'm thinking he's a douchebag funny,
I knew what you were thinking over the years it might have
taught Mr. Kopec that 911 is to be used only in case of
emergency
and trying to make me give me that chicken
I do think it's kind of funny that that people think a 911 is
Apple customer service. Apple Care.
It's hilarious Apple Care was
the next one is another ridiculous
funnier answer. done now is no less Anderson Cooper and just a
couple of clips calling 911
And you guys gave me one burger
I can't listen to that it just poop or say anything
he does on the last clip
kind of just I'm interested in
Alaska Have you oh let me play hilarious yeah
this has nothing to police are gonna get involved and you need
to pick it up with a manager
you cannot tell me they will not get a cop like me I can get a
cop right here
this you know what? I knew green Gingrich is right. We should be
droning these people. They have no reason to be around. me
please.
I'm sorry. Play the last one which I think is number one
played three. I'll play through location of your emergency. Once
I get into that yet, life threatening or an active crime
in progress, crime in progress, possibly just growing some
marijuana. Just wondering what
how much trouble you can get into for one plan.
I can't believe him laughing and an Anderson Cooper bit.
The last one is actually kind of amusing. Thank you. I think I'm
having by the way. What the amount of prep prep is less than
the last one had gone around the net a lot, but it's still
happening.
I think I'm having an overdose. My wife overdose of white
marijuana. No, I'm just I think we're dying. This is an old
one. This is like two years old. Said but this pooper Come on.
Yeah, he has a punch line. Which is I didn't know this part.
We made brownie. And I think we're dead. I really beautiful
time is going by really really really really slow. On the red
one day.
Oh, the Redwings score. By the way that color a police officer
who had confiscated the pot from suspects.
Yes. True. I knew that. You did. Yeah. That's amazing.
He calls himself in what an idiot. Now. Okay,
so you're on par Now with my dumb thing.
Okay. Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
We'll be here all week. Everybody. I think we need to
get out we've we're overdoing
it enough time with
we're, we're overdue. You're right. All right. Well, may I
thank the fine people at Apple. And the fine people at AT and T
I shall call 911 in a moment and thank them from keeping the show
on the air, as this entire show was done on a jailbroken iPhone
four to tether via the Wi Fi in the land of enchantment, New
Mexico. Good job, everybody.
That's actually amazing that you you make that work. Well.
You know what with all the support we get for the show, why
not? It's worth it. Thank you so much human resources for
expending some of your valuable value. Listening to this
program, hopefully made your commute a little bit easier. And
the next time we will speak I shall be in camp MoPhO Austan
Tejas coming to you from the land of opportunity. The land of
enchantment, right by the white sands in the morning. I'm Adam
curry.
Yeah, watch out for the lightning bolts. There's lots of
it down there. I'm in northern Silicon Valley. I'm John C.
Dvorak.
We will talk to you again on Thursday, I said from Camp MoPhO
in Austin Tae hos right here on no agenda.
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