She stole the silverware. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, June 16 2011. Time for getting on nation media
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Suck the lifeblood out of him. Just nice. Sad news this
morning, John. I know if you caught that just came out. Just
before I started the show, actually. Yes. Very, very sad
because I had a whole set while we can still do my segment. I
know Saul segment to make fun of him. And now your friend Vivek
Kundra has decided decided to resign.
You had a segment about this. I had a segment about vervaecke.
Yeah. And I got word the word out. He's like,
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, they're not quitting. I'm quitting.
Prepping. I'm thinking about me. I have to go.
Yeah, it's gonna become a professor at Harvard that would
I hear? Yeah, so you didn't know about this? Yeah. What are you
kidding me? My presentation. I get like a million emails. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, well, Gosh, darn it. Well, there's
this kids are gonna eat him alive. If he actually lecture
but it or Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It'd be like, is he gonna be
there for he's not gonna be there to do research. I can
tell you he's gonna be He'll either work at McAfee at HP. Or
he may, I think he may actually join a venture fund a venture
capital fund.
That's where he's gonna have some venture funds. Yeah, we're
gonna be rolling their eyes. And are you gonna go work for
O'Reilly?
No, I'll stick with the venture fund I think I think that's
where where he belongs.
Because he doesn't belong at Harvard. desperate. She
doesn't belong. He doesn't belong in the White House
either. Let's be honest. Now. It's not where that guy should
be with his step logic. I had this I had this whole segment
but it's it involves a involves a clip and it's, we'll get to it
later. It's a no. Well,
no, not now. A couple of things. We have to click. We have to
grab housekeeping. Oh, housekeeping.
Hold on. Let me get my feather duster.
We need a housekeeping. housekeep so on June 9, we as a
part of our never ending games. Oh, we were supposed to predict.
What did we do wrong? news. The news this today's top you know
what's hogging the news cycle? Stories and I predicted
something new. Which I'm wrong. But you were addicted E Coli in
America and you were wrong. And it turns out it's it's wiener
again.
It's so funny. We were watching the news this morning. I'm
sorry, the news we were watching the entertainment on KTLA which
I think I've mentioned I like watching this local news because
they have puppy news, you know, like awesome puppies were born
and you know, it's it's cute and it's it doesn't offend me. And
the weatherman has my favorite Mark Christie who was very sick
for many many months and now he's back in this guy's it's
just funny. So they they break they stop the news. Nancy Pelosi
says she's talking to me she's I'm sure she's gonna mention
Anthony Weiner resigning today. And so Pelosi comes on says, for
those of you who aren't even Anthony Weiner, I'm not gonna
talk about right now. And immediately they cut back to the
anchors well, okay, so that's enough of that. And therefore
Christie goes, that's amazing. It says he says really amazing
how she's not going to talk about something is ridiculous as
Anthony wiener and we cut away when she's going to talk about
other maybe important stuff. Like yeah, that's it. This guy's
great. Ya know, and you know, and anchors like, Hey, you're
very funny. Christy.
You're a poisonous coffee again. Yeah, right.
Yeah, no, so well, you call I can wait. I mean, it's, there's
plenty of time to do that. Plenty of time. So I guess by
the way, this is kind of it's been a problem with our show the
past two episodes. Last episode. Now we talked about the the
lesbian blogger Then we Oh, hold on a second. Did I just lose? Uh
huh. That's interesting. Did the stream go off? No, I think the
stream just died for some reason all figured out he died. The
stream died for some reason. Well, I don't know what's
happening. Yeah. So when do we predict immediately that this is
a techno expert, someone probably in the State
Department, blogging on behalf of, of Syrian people everywhere.
And then literally like three hours after the show. It's
announced that the lesbian Syrian blogger is a guy.
Straight married guy who's a joker. And did you catch the
follow up to that, that the the woman who learns this big
lesbian
website was the top lesbian website? Yeah.
And didn't you just can't write this clip. There's two windows
two straight guys acting like they're lesbians on it's like,
it's a mind guy. Do
what you got to do to get your numbers.
Well, we've always asserted lesbians are good for ratings.
The Howard Stern is proven That's right. That's right.
That's right. That's right. So I do have a clip that I do want to
ask you a question about run the clip on the lesbian blogger. Oh,
hold on. What's it called gay girl in Damascus? Yeah. Okay.
Here we go. Well
known female blogger has allegedly been abducted in Syria
relatives of Amina Abdullah say she hasn't been seen since she
was bundled into a car yesterday of Delos outspoken blog gay girl
in Damascus has made her an icon of the Syrian uprising.
Okay, so the question is, so this is a news report. Right?
And it's got all over the place, right? Who saw the car? Who are
the relatives? Has anybody do any phone? No, no, no, no, not
at all. Not at all. It's just
like, the guy who apparently the blogger guy who was playing the
lesbian. He wanted to take a vacation.
Yeah, so he was gonna kill her off temporarily kill her off.
While these guys are reporting this as fact, without any
reporters involved,
and I did go back and I did find a tweet from Andy Carvin way
before any way before he was one of the people who debunked this.
Yeah, right carbon, we got a little thing called Google Cash,
my friend. But here's Tom McMaster himself. Of course,
there's also zero reporting on the guy. Zero, you know, except
from, he's from Birmingham, and from Atlanta, and he Lee
loosening whatever. There's no news on the guy, but a national
treasure I interviewed him. Well, a couple of things. One of
this is about what has he learned lessons learned.
There's an old New Yorker cartoon that you might recall,
where there's a dog on the internet saying, the internet,
no one knows you're a dog. That cartoon. My motto? That's my
motto. The second thing I've found is that people want to
believe
and is this carbon? No, this is this is the lesbian blogger.
Guy. That guy's boring. No wondering how to be a lesbian.
You know, you know, that people's credibility is high.
And I think, you know, I asked said
that a lot of the coverage of Middle East is kind of
superficial. And I know there's some very good journalists out
there. So I'm not trying to malign anyone, but it seems like
a lot of people.
Yeah, I know. You're not trying to malign us. Sure. He's a
Hummer, by the way. He's a partial Hummer. Which notice
leads me to believe that he's probably
working for The New York Times. Yes, exactly.
He's Jill Abramson intern. It's just crazy. So I actually got a
little little thing here for the opening of of our show.
Yesterday, I had to meet a guy. And this guy was over in Santa
Monica. Yeah, he did. Guy I had to meet a guy about a book
thing. So the guys over in Santa Monica. And the meetings at 330
Now if you know anything about California, and we're over by
the 101 in the Hollywood Hills here at the hilltop watched five
hour drive more or less
10 miles, five minute five hours, right? Well, the
way over was okay, because one on 1405 Boom, they're in like 25
minutes, but I knew the way back was gonna be horrible. And of
course, his truck crash in the 405. It's a nightmare. So it's
total nightmare, but I'm ready for it. And I finally realized
now I know why. People who commute love our show. I tried
to lose I'm in the car literally two hours. There's no joke. Oh,
yeah,
yeah. And you're a you're a sensitive male. What does that
mean? Well, it means that you would you be listening to the
radio, which is which I know where you're going with this.
And you would be because you're so sensitive. You would be
irked, you think probably rather quickly.
Well, so. And you know, the traffic is bad when the light is
green, and I still have time to put the top down. And this
isn't, this is a car from 1999. So you know, it doesn't go so
fast. And so I always have this fear that this is the moment
it's gonna get stuck halfway. You'll be honking behind me. The
top goes down lagers. It's a nice day. And I try the am
stations, too many commercials. The FM is just like it's all
Rihanna. Like, oh, you know this pathetic, but then I tune into
our national treasure NPR. And I like okay, because you know,
most people you talk to, who are who think they're awake?
Certainly the elites in Hollywood. They all say oh, no,
I listen to NPR. I listen to NPR all the time. I really love
them. Go John Woody. Listen to you just don't be all right. Am
I right? Or am I right? They all do? Yeah. So like, I'm gonna
listen to even if they don't. And of course that's what you
say. You're not gonna say I listened to kiss and why don't
you born seven Kiss FM everybody. Hey, what's lucky
number? So let me just give you a rundown. It was like I was
living in the Ministry of Truth. It was unbelievable. So we have
first there was this woman talking about biodiversity and
how we have to bring back the the megafauna because we're
gonna go through the the big Pleistocene, whatever the hell,
what's it? What's the Ice Age? What's the elite word for ice
age? I don't know. It's like plaster. So seeing a blast like
that, go on with literally, the plasters ear places in peril
2000 Lemons most endangered historic sites. And then we've
got like, what was the next thing it was so that was all
biodiversity, then it was like South Sudan works to aid
wildlife that survived war. So this is all a setup, because of
course, South Sudan where all the oil is, is about to become,
it's about to be in the news, because, you know, they had the
referendum, and it's going to be its own nation. And that, of
course, is when Clooney is going to pop up, we're gonna have the
whole thing going on, it's gonna be atrocities, and we'll move in
there. So it just keeps going on and on and on and on. And I'm
gonna like that you're setting me up for the news for next
week. You know, it's just, it's like priming the pump. I can
feel it. I can totally feel it. And then we get the breaking
news report about the President's Report to Congress,
because you probably read everyone sent me the links,
Dennis Kucinich and 10 other lawmakers are suing the
president for violating the War Powers resolution, not act but
resolution. Of course, there is an act but very confusing. And
then, and then NPR brings in their white house guy to report
and of course, dude, I had to do some work here for you. So
listen to the report for and then these documents that the
White House sent to Congress today. How are those they sent a
38 page document to Congress? Oh, does
the White House respond? Well, it's a fairly detailed report,
which means
you're too stupid to go and read it is detailed he plays let me
just give you the highlights here on NPR because it's
detailed. You're too stupid to know what
the administration has sent up to the hill and they're
stressing what's been achieved through military action,
defending the nation is a dance of
what's been achieved. Well, now
I'd see. Of course, just listen to the report. I want says what
NPR is given us and then I'll take you through it. Because of
course, obviously, right
Moammar Qaddafi and protecting civilians in places like
Benghazi that otherwise might have been the scene of a
humanitarian outrage, all right, and also stressing the
humanitarian
outrage, rage. That's a little different from what the
President said he said massacre. Now it's a humanitarian outrage
operation that the US handed over the leadership of the
military extra so
now he's he's not talking about the document anymore. Now. Now
he's just giving you the talking points from the Ministry of
Truth
as to NATO. So non US forces are now carrying out most of the
missions, even though the US is still providing some things that
it alone can like unmanned drones up in the skies. Most
importantly, stressing that Did you know that unmanned drones
are up in the skies?
They're up in the sky. There are unmanned drones. So you're
right. It's interesting because he's supposed to be talking
about one thing and he's basically now just laying out
the White House talking macindex
troops on the ground, which was a commitment that President
Obama made even before the shooting began.
In Scott does this boil down really to a turf battle between
Congress which has the power to declare war and the President as
commander in chief?
It reads, now they're off topic. Now, they're already talking
about the validity of the War Powers resolution. So because it
was so detailed, I figured it was a gobo go printed out and
read it. So incredibly hard to do to make it made me feel so
stupid. And by the way, not easy to find the documents.
Interestingly enough, it's not like you can go to
whitehouse.gov. And it says, Oh, here's the documents that we
sent to Congress now. And it's not 38 pages. It's 32 pages. And
then there's six pages of class of a classified annex, which is
not published, which includes the threat assessment of MANPADS
which I have no idea what a man pad is. You want to MANPAD is Ma
N pa D?
Says something to do with, like a tampon for me. That's what it
sounds like. out it's a man pad. Oh, no. It's like a place where
guys stay. I don't know if Kevin or my man.
Hey, maybe you want to come over and see my man pad. It's
threatening ballistic missiles and chemical weapons in Libya.
So of course, there's stuff that's still coming. Now I just
wanted to what's interesting is this entire report is not from
the President. It is created by Joseph McManus, who is the
acting assistant secretary. And then Elizabeth King, you'll
you'll recall when I when I dove into the so I'm sorry?
MANPAD. It's a mobile air defense. It's a rocket launcher.
Yeah, I like your definition.
Yeah, my mind is better. MANPAD
I'm gonna come to my mind. So Elizabeth King, who was the
assistant secretary, Legislative Affairs for the Department of
Defense, basically, you put this report together, this document
is the red herring. Because there is an official document
which I found, which is more important, but I just want to
run through it briefly, just so you know, what we're actually
doing. I took a highlighter to a job. The President authorized
these actions to limit the spread of violence and
instability in a region pivotal to our security interests,
particularly wild is undergoing sensitive transitions, and to
prevent an imminent human humanitarian catastrophe, which
I thought was outrage, according to the NPR dude, they're left
unaddressed, the president further noted. So they quote the
president and like pages and pages of this, the growing
instability in Libya could ignite wider instability in the
Middle East with dangerous consequences to the national
security interests of the United States. Now, this is really
important, because that's what it all comes down to in the end,
brief note here about the Transitional National Committee,
which is basically the new government. So instead of saying
we approve of these guys, they have a great word for it. And
just looking for the word, which I had to look up. I'm sorry,
this this was like, tons of pages. I'm gonna go to Where's
Hillary statement? Oh, no, I feel stupid that
while you're looking at up, I want to mention something which
is we discussed this the possibility early on, like I
guess, a couple of months ago that the Libyans would be to
make this war to continue this war, that the lip there would be
some sort of a false flag that would be blamed on Libya. Right.
Well, that's where the chemical weapons were coming in, of
course, and I believe, and I think that Well, that's probably
think that's the backup. I think that's Plan B
to be mankind's, man. I want to see I want to see Hillary
Clinton testifying. Look at these intelligence photos. We
see there clearly, man MANPADS here. It'll be our tubes that
Libya's version of two
column rocket launchers are stingers.
It's funnier. They laughing in our face. Okay. Yeah.
But anyway, I think that the they could never pull off this
false flag, for whatever reason. And now I think they get their
tent in the ringer.
Well, in more ways, then one. It's the interim trans national
National Council and the it's the interim trans national
National Council. This is the guys who have the website and
Mahmoud Jabrill. Remember the guy who was I went to school in
Pennsylvania, University of Pittsburgh. This is the guy who
is the prime minister of the trans National Council. So now
isn't the guys Prime Minister. But the Secretary loser for
Clinton? has said the TNC is a legitimate interlocutor
is a great word. interlocutor.
Yeah, that's what I mean. interlocutor that's probably why
NPR couldn't report on it because they couldn't figure out
what it meant. But it means a discussion partner I guess. So
that's that's where their way of kind of hedging it.
Guidance Counselor,
guidance counselor. So then they go into the finances of what
it's cost us so far. Do you know how much this has cost us?
Gianna? Oh, I can't be that much. They literally, they are
literally saying that. It's It's nothing. How much do you think
it is? It's been 60. It's been what? Almost 90 days now. Hello.
Hello. Hello. What happened? But I just lose John. Oh, hello.
Wow, this Skype just like quit on me. I can't believe that. Oh,
wow. Yes. Hold on a second. Okay. Get back on the air here.
II S Yes. Well, I'm so sorry. That is That was unexpected. You
know what happened?
Well, let me think your Mac dropped dead for some unknown
and then rebooted? No, it wasn't
a Mac. It was windows that decided to install important
updates.
You should have that turned off. Yeah. Well,
you know, I use Windows literally twice a week. Okay,
just twice a week. And it's and I only use the machine for, for
this show. I'm so sorry.
That's okay. Anyway, all kinds of wood interior grab when
you're done tonight. Go vote and go check the box. It turns that
feature off? It's I don't know why they default to that.
Well, isn't that what they always do with? With Windows?
Don't they always default on and we'll do it like at three in the
morning or something or some crap like that.
It doesn't want it feels like it. It's annoying. It's very
annoying.
Anyway, to answer my question, John,
I forgot what the question was. How long does it take to get
it? Well, it's a it's a it's an it's a pad? You know, it's a
little it's a little note note thing? That's real simple. The
question was, how much do you think the Yeah, right. How
much does it cost? Yeah.
How much does it cost?
I don't know. It can't cost that much. Probably a couple 100
million. Right? Are you out of your high? No, it's too low.
Watch what the taxpayers can afford more than that. It's $1.1
billion.
Don't you love it? We're just throwing money away. So but the
question is, I
don't give a crap about the fact that the country is
broke. So the question is, what is it being spent on? Well, just
on daily operations, which is like, you know, food for
you that we have to remember that the public has to remember
this and they should use it at cocktail parties. Our soldiers
in Afghanistan, they essentially cost us $1 million a year per
soldier.
Okay, per 1 million per soldier.
Yes, per soldier. If there's 10 guys over there's costing 10
million bucks a year to keep them there. Well, there's a 99
food, food and lodging, transportation, lodging,
transportation and salaries a million dollars a year.
So this is what's really interesting, they make a big
deal out of you know, who was paying for what and I mean, I
have the link to the PDF in the show notes at 313 dot na show
notes.com. So they did an airlift of third party
nationals, which was so they that means taking people out of
Libya and flying them home. Essentially. They flew 1000
People actually was like 1100 people. And guess how much that
cost?
I don't know. 1100 people? Yeah,
they fly him home and your home and fly him home like
Egypt and Tunisia and all my troop transports C 130. C 130.
It says pack a man it can't can't cost that much. $1.1
million 1100 people.
Yeah, it's like that's like a first class ticket. That's like
1000 bucks for
everybody. collation on 1100 People one point was
1000 2000s 1000
bucks a guy like flying first class. He's like, Well, you'd
like some caviar on your way out.
They couldn't get him a discount. I can get back to you
For the NAD,
I mean, that's I know that's what I'm saying. So then they
have this whole list of stuff, which is unbelievable. So oh, by
the way, evacuation repatriation programs for third County for
their country nationals in total has been 27 and a half million
dollars. So that's flying people out oil workers, most of them
flying them out, you know, the taking care of business. And
then there's the assistance of protection for Libyan
internationally displaced persons as well as refugees. And
migrants in Tunisia, Egypt, Italy and Malta as another 14
and a half million dollars. It just goes on and on and on. It's
it's it's really unbelievable. Now, here's the here's two key
things. So of course, we need to finance the now rebels which
used to be protesters. And it says here in the report, this is
all from the Department of Defense by the way, it's not
from the President, which is why NPR is misleading. United States
supports crude oil sales from TNC controlled areas sounds like
a cable network, doesn't it? TNC. On May 25, the US oil
tanker oil refiner Tesoro announced that it had purchased
cargo aboard a tanker charted by the Swiss Oil Trading Company
Vitol that had departed opposition territory in mid
April, the tanker arrived at tesoros, Hawaii refinery on June
8, this cargo is the first known cargo purchase from the Libyan
TNC. And now that of course was approved, the Treasury has
loosened up funds now. And there's a bill in, in the
Senate, which of course is sponsored by the typical guys,
you know, Lieberman McCain, you know, the military industrial
complex guys. So that this money can be given to the rebels, they
say to the Libyan people, but it's actually given to the
rebels now. All of that that came from your national treasure
is irrelevant, because here's what it's all about. And this, I
did find on the White House website, this is the actual
letter from the President, to Congress, and to the Speaker of
the House better be good. You've been giving it a big build up
regarding
the War Powers resolution. Now, I'm not going to read through
the whole thing. It's only a two pager, though, I gotta read. So
he starts off by saying, We know we're been in Afghanistan since
October 2001. Security for America, you know, you got Al
Qaeda everywhere we were in Iraq, we're doing all this
stuff, then we're in Libya, which is all to protect, you
know, our interest. It literally says interest. Interest, it just
says does, it says interest. And then he easily basically is
saying, you know, so this is all good. You know, we don't have
boots on the ground. He doesn't mention arms in the sea. Because
of course, we got plenty of ships out there. This is you
know, boots on the ground is a little misnomer. But here it
comes at the very bottom of the letter. And this is all NPR
really had to do explains why the President has done this has
nothing to do with the War Powers resolution or act. I have
directed the participation of US armed forces and all of these
operations, which includes Libya, pursuant to my
constitutional and statutory authority as Commander in Chief,
including the authority to carry out public law 107 40 and other
statutes and His chief executive as well as my statutory
constitutional authority to conduct the foreign relations of
the United States. So of course, all NPR had to do if they were
really on our side is go look up law 107 40. What is that law?
John? Well, don't even look it up. This is a joint resolution
enacted on September 18 2001. Whereas on September 11 2001,
acts of treacherous violence were committed against the
United States and its citizens citizens were such acts rendered
both necessary and appropriate that the United States exercise
its rights to self defense and to protect United States
citizens, both at home and abroad. In other words,
President Obama is using the law, law of the land, Public Law
107 Dash 40 enacted by George Bush in 2001. To do all of this,
because we are under constant threat, he's still using this
law. And the whole game about war powers resolution War Powers
Act is just fodder. It's not within the conversation. The
President is just saying, I have the constitutional authority to
do this by a law that was put in place 10 years ago, pound sand,
or if not
a constitutional authority, but it is a law that he can fall
back on. Right. Well, he's
saying it's my constitutional authority. And the fact of the
matter
well, he's what he's doing is he's mixing like, I wouldn't say
mixing a metaphor, but he's mixing his rationales. They'd
have to prove this law to be unconstitutional. That's what
that that's what I would have to assume that somebody's got to
have a lawsuit against Well, no one has a good finish thing.
Thank you. Have more powers. It's only about the war power
powers and
they haven't got a leg to stand on. Just keep falling back on
this. Yeah. Because
all he's doing is he's just saying, Hey, this is the law
that Bush put in place September 8. Now Bush, yeah, here, buddy
Bush put into place. And so that's here whereas the
President has authority under the Constitution to take action
to deter and prevent acts of international terrorism against
the United States. Now, therefore, be it resolved by the
Senate and the House of Representatives of the United
States of America in Congress assembled.
That's why he had to say our interest. Yes,
interest. Exactly. There's
no, we got no interests. That's what we do. We chose to Italy,
I'm interested.
I mean, I get I suppose you could make it you could make the
argument if you're going to use that vague generality American
interests, whatever happens anywhere in the world, including
some guy in Indonesia taking a poop in the streets
that could be in our interests do with our interests, that
could be in our interest. And we can go in under law 107 Dash 40.
So the Yeah, either these guys are incredibly stupid. Or
they're in on the game. And I just got to think listening to
NPR. I mean, I'm not a reporter. I'm a disc jockey. All I do is I
just go to whitehouse.gov. I see the actual letter from the
President. This is what he said. That other thing is from the
Department of Defense that's not from the President. It's not,
it's from it's from so let's
get let me get this straight. Yes. Please recap. I'm going to
recap. Yeah, you're driving around in Los Angeles in your
car. In traffic. Yes. And, and you're putting your roof down on
a green light because traffic is not doing anything. And you're
you know, you've even given up on the freeway, you're on city
streets, and you're listening, trying to find something on the
radio to listen to. So you're listening to 105 You listen to
one Oh, no. 89 KCR though because there's nothing on it,
but a bunch of crap. No, it's Yeah, exactly. Okay, so then you
say all nuts. And so you started listening to talk radio, and you
finally worm your way around and you end up on NPR, NPR, and then
you start listening to it and you get aggravated. And you
realize it's a bunch of bullcrap that they're foisting on the
public, and you come home and you look up this simple, one
page two page letter that Obama wrote right on available to
everybody on the internet, and you find that the entire thing
that you did the day you've spent driving around aimlessly
listening to what should be information being provided to
you by people who know what they're talking about was all
bull crap. Yes,
exactly. I also learned I also learned about the plus tennis
age, the plasticine age. It was very entertaining. About giant
leaves
a cry Paleolithic.
No, it was, it was something else. It was plasticine, and she
actually literally said, Oh, I have to remember to call it the
eyes.
Babies the polio Steen or I don't know what Yeah. plio
Steen?
It sounds like plasticine. And she and this women call it that
from now. This woman literally said I have to remind myself to
call us to the ice age because you know it's a scientific term
you have to say plasticine. I have to remind for the stupid
listeners and the Little Ice Age.
Well, on that note, I think we should mention our executive
producers for today's show. Yes,
so I've done some work for you all I hope you appreciate
Yeah, that if that was it? There's more there's 107 Dash 40
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But there's links to it in that there will be links to it in the
show notes at 313 dot n a show notes.com
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I have a feeling he sent me an email. Let
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Hello, Adam. I've been listening to the show for some time. I
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Around the Baltic Sea 4600 miles in two weeks and a 20 year old
car.
Hey, that sounds a lot like the hot pockets 2008 trip and
see as you had a website we'll put a link in the show notes.
It's German site only. Tice. I'm Gitmo nation sauerkraut, Craig
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more which is Daniel Collins, who's our other Associate
Executive producer from Grosse Pointe Michigan just hoping to
thank you guys are wanting to thank you guys for the Great
show by donating I was hoping to get some karma Wow, it's all
karma. Karma Hold on. Let's
roll it out right now. You've got karma here the thing is
people are seeing the karma working that's why they want
it's amazing to hopefully help out with some issues I'm having
right now. So love John's Hot Pocket sound bite and hopefully
you can play it
this is this is this is the effect you've had on kids of one
of our producers get parents everywhere are hating you right
now for your for your hot pockets.
Pockets. Thanks again for sifting through the Bs in the
news finding some real story and presenting as an enjoyable
format there was a book came out by that calmness in New York
Times Brooks remember his first name offhand but anyway he I
have to get the title I'll do it maybe later. Hey,
Greg, Greg, great prep there John loves whatever the guys
name was, I don't know the title. But as we know aside the
point if it's made of paper, it's good.
Yeah, this interesting thing that he's been they've just been
a lot of research on not intuition, but on the
subconscious and how it's actually working in the
background doing its own thought processes and actually tries to
contribute to our consciousness by giving us information that
you know might be useful is called decision called NPR. And
so so that he there's an interesting trick that that he
came up with, I always thought was it was a good David wiper
things David Brooks. David Brooks. Exactly. Anyway, this
is somebody discovered that the way you can't really talk to
your subconscious when you're awake, and when you're asleep
you can't remember half the things it tells you so it's just
useless most of the time, but there's a trick he says you can
do it when you're really at a point where you don't know what
to do
the social animal is that what it's called the social animal.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the social animals put it on the book club book club
people Yeah. If you really don't know what to do you want it you
have two choices so you flip a coin and what you know one says
one one you know do it or don't do it. He says when the coin
when the apparently somebody thought this was a good idea
when the coin results come out of me they get heads. You'd go
and you have if you have an immediate feeling of elation,
that means you should do that if you have immediate feeling of
disappointment has to be immediate what happens right
they go the other way. You're disappointed in the coin flip
results you go the other way this is
exactly how we're planning our trip. This is exactly how we're
doing it Ms. Miki, she said to me so when we're going to sit
down and plan out the route I'm like no, we're not gonna miss
organization. No, we're gonna start in Virginia. I'm gonna
flip a coin and we're gonna do it exactly this way. If we don't
feel good we'll go the other way the coin says yeah, it'll be a
challenge coin Of course
of course. But anyway I thought that was a very interesting yeah
because
that's the only time you can actually hit your conscious be
after realize it immediately not say Oh, I have to obey the coin.
Right you have to you have to look for that whatever that
feeling is if it's got a good feeling or a bad feeling then
you that's what you go with not the coin that I use but that's
the way you make a decision in those situations. Am
I read something? Try reading like you didn't have your
challenge coin when asked about it on twit. Did you get coin
challenging? didn't have it?
No. Nobody's coin challenged me on twit. Oh, I'm
just reading the chat room. They must be wrong. I Roseville
a crap.
So speaking of all this, and we will indeed have a have a new
night. Today Craig Jones will be sir Craig Jones for the grief
that I sometimes give him on the show which is all done in loving
fun. Of course. I have to say Eric the shield did a bang up
job on the night rings. It's been how long we've been talking
about these things two years. Five years, five years, and
they're in. And I have to say they are beautiful. They're made
of white gold. And Miss Mickey, did you see the pictures? I
think she did a really good job. It's so hard to photograph a
very, very shiny ring. Did you see the pictures? Yeah. rings,
rings dot and you didn't see him? Did you do? Go to rings.na?
Show notes.com Johnny, you can see him right now. It's very
hard to actually photograph rings properly. I'm gonna take a
look at it myself. Let's see if the website comes crashing down
rings.na shownotes.com It's in the in the links, of course. And
I shown you getting the site going there. Now what was it?
Oh, there we go. So she has four pictures. And these are really
great. And we also she also hit me in the mouth and tweeted the
picture of the indent of night in the morning, ITM number
three, and then the Latin for him in the mouth. And we also
did a picture with the the wax the sealing wax that comes with
it works really well, by the way, the sealing wax is
outstanding. And
unfortunately that I think the picture that we should use for
their promotions is the is the picture of the ring on the
ceiling of wax with the red background. That's the one that
is
beautiful, isn't it? Although, although the the one underneath
that. I think you see more of the ring.
Yeah, but it's a muddy or picture. Really, it's close. You
should never use green or brown or anything like that for a
background color. It's actually a mirror as you can tell. He was
reflecting something weird. Yeah. Yeah, either one, I don't
care, whatever. But what Greg Birch center, he has a whole
crapload of these pictures on Flickr, like a whole like
hundreds of them, right. So
what I'd like is add in the comments on this page at rings
out any shownotes.com add a link to your pictures and then I'll
create a little archive of night rings and not just like your
picture of your ring with like, you know, wearing it hitting
someone in the mouth doing something propagating the
formula, whatever it is, so we can show these off the beautiful
I think the box I'm not too crazy about it looks a little
better in the pictures. And it comes in like a brown plain
brown paper bag. But that's to keep the cost down. So I
understand. It's not like Apple, you know, you get like the
beautiful box and you know, assembled in Cupertino. Now it's
like his bag in a box. Oh, and then the ring comes out which is
really nice. But it's a beautiful, beautiful thing to
have and all of our Knights and Dames and our barons and
baronesses are getting them I think we've shipped just about
everybody. Some of them haven't. haven't given us our the ring
sizes yet. So if you haven't done that yet, make sure
yeah, and there's some overseas shipments that are delayed.
Okay. Just a couple other people you know, I'm looking at these
two again, I have to agree with you the bottom when is the best
better, right? Just Just look at the detail and the one is that
even though the ring is nice and clear, it's a little too small
and there's some mush on the mirror
right right underneath the wick.
At Yeah, can be photoshopped out and just hit anyway. Whatever.
Who cares.
It's such a perfectionist you care. It's okay. You and Mickey
work on that. Give her a call. She
can do it. She's taking the picture. She's got it. I don't
have a ring yet.
You don't have your I'm wearing mine. Hello, everybody. I'm
wearing my I wear it proudly. I wore to the meeting with that
guy yesterday. I saw as I go like what does that thing? Get a
Super Bowl ring. You played a bowl man? Yeah. Can't you tell
me the championship somewhere? That's right.
A couple other PR initiatives that we want to thank people for
forwarding, domain names, and these will become very valuable
with a new system I'm working on you're gonna love it C span.me.
Now forwarding to no agenda show.com, which I thought was a
pretty cool one. Because we are indeed the people who watch C
span so you don't have to this domain is not forwarding to no
agenda. show.com But I like it anyway, for a mention. It's
forwarding to Monsanto, who was poisoning my food.com Kind of
like, so you can propagate that. Forget that all over the place.
And then of course, it was inevitable that we have hailed
the foot.com and no agenda whistles.com are registered and
ready for business. So I'm happy about that as our bad blink.com
and Poppy stan.com. Very, very nice. And of course a reminder
that the hot pockets 2000 eight.com website is up and
we're maintaining that then bareness Maggie Vinson of
Virginia has her tour rig blog, and I guess she's doing a little
party when we get there. It's like gonna be like some people
for the hot tub and martinis before we kick off. And someone
actually sent me a few
gigabytes six martinis and hit the road.
She's really great though and she's she is outfitted this the
I mean, we can we can go for five years now. It right down to
the pink colored French press. It's all it's yeah, it's she has
a French press that is pink. It's all in. But now she's also
a she's a sysadmin. Right? She's a geek. So she's got like audio
video wireless routers, this thing is like it's got antennas
sticking out of it everywhere is great. I think she's working on
multiplexing it's gonna be cool. As someone that offered the
idea, maybe we should do a GPS route. Remember that guy who
did?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you should. I thought that you
mentioned you should do that. The guy was. Yeah, it's plot and
where are you? Are you? Yeah,
yeah. So so we draw something on the map. And by driving in a
certain direction.
I'm not quite sure what around me see where your last. We
should drive
and drive an Obama logo, or something cool like that. We got
to think of what we should be driving to create a cool GPS
map. And we got a little misguided love from CNN. Did you
see that? No. Yeah. So CNN has us mark Milian who looks like
he's 12. reading apps sell subscriptions to fuzzy feelings,
as in reading apps, not reading apps, but reading apps, and he
talks about the one time fee being charged for Instapaper.
And then he talks about the donation model. And he says no
agenda and online program co created by podcast pioneer and
former MTV personality Adam curry asked listeners to donate
$50 a month. Hey, thanks for debunking our formula. Idiot.
We don't ask people to donate 50 bucks a month.
I know this is what this is what kills me. That's your news. So
whenever there's something that you actually know about, it's
always wrong. So how can the rest be correct? Yeah. And, and
thank you all, I guess we have a couple more. I've been working
very diligently on your podcast licenses podcast license.com.
And not a minute too soon as now the provincial government of the
North Rhine Westphalia and get my nation Deutschland is
actually putting together the internet media pass which kids
will be schooled in and then you get your media pass and then you
can go on Facebook. So I think you should get your license now,
kiddies. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Was Right. It's sad. Very, very sad.
So you were right, John, we're right on the path there.
I saw that coming miles away and it's amazing to me that is moved
as fast as it has.
Oh, it's it's moving at lightning speed. And of course
we'd like to thank the people who supported this program in
particular. The people that made it possible are Associate
Executive Producers soon to be sir Craig Jones and Daniel
Collins. Our executive producers, Sir Lawrence Franek
phonic phonic, we say, front check, Braun check. I'm sorry,
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and Teece aaronson, who are both executive producers and 313 club
members. Remember the PI club is the next episode,
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Yeah, the PI club is coming up on Sunday. That'll be episode
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again, we really appreciate you helping us out. Now there's
still something you all can do, which is go out and propagate
that formula. Our formula is this. We go out. We hit people
in the mouth
saying everybody loud and brash. Shouts all you are
so top news story,
everybody top news story Hold on a second. Gentlemen, top news.
Now we go over to John C. Dvorak in Berkeley John,
Japanese researcher creates artificial meat from human
feces. Poop burger. Some hardcore carnivores have a hard
time finding meat alternatives, such as soy protein or tofu to
be palatable, but non meat eaters may lose their appetite
along with their carnivores friends poop burger a May a meat
alternative made from human excrement. Hmm You heard it
correctly Japanese scientist and Mitsu Mitsu Yuki Aikido has
developed a burger made from soy steak sauce essence and poop.
And poop. Mm hmm. And they have a picture of him and he's
holding it it's I guess somebody wrote down because he's Japanese
doesn't really understand it. So it says shit burger. Burger just
pretty much what you know we can expect from the our vegan
friends is a poop burger. Yeah.
Hey, why don't you come over the house someday I'll throw some
poop burrito. You
eat meat. Okay, we got a
fact I'm grinding up some fresh poop. Right now. That's kind of
like your your your is your Sunday Times segment that I
would expect that to be in the Sunday Times. Front Page. Yeah.
So I can't resist because Kevin Reeves, who I respect enormously
as a musician, and everyone can stop now. We have John's Sunday
Times jingle. You want to hear one little sneak peek? John's
gonna hum the Sunday it's not a beautiful Sunday vibe. Perfect.
It's a Sunday. Yeah, it's a Sunday by Yeah. That are allowed
jacked. One of the
I like it, I think is great. I think it's perfect for you.
So we'll do that on Sunday. Other news is kind of
interesting. food related.
Hold on, after the poop burger now. John C. Dvorak in Berkeley
with more food news, John. So so apparently admission supposed to
say? You're supposed to say thank you, Adam.
Thank you, Adam. So Michelle, back to you, Adam. So Michelle
Obama was in town for a $2,500
Oh, no, no, no, no, she was in town. You mean in Los Angeles or
San Francisco here San Francisco. Okay, because she was
here you go ahead and she was here too.
She's all over the place. Yeah, of course. So halfway through
the meal the whole group did all the waiters and waitresses come
out and they grab all the silverware and replace
everything with with plastic forks and knives. Right. Right
in the middle of the meal that apparently was supposed to be
plastic forks and knives from the get go really? Yeah. And
appear and my wife Mimi looked up this trend she's apparently
been doing this a lot they they're afraid somebody's going
to come at her with knives. They say oh, it's
where security is that
oh wow. Which is bogus but it but I think and there's another
story that came up and and this was just totally under reported
you get you have trouble finding it. And I'm not even I don't I
can't verify there's only one report of it. But apparently
remember that time she was in Spain. It's many $4,000 a night
for every you know her in euros.
She was in Marbella. Yeah, yeah. Well, the world the
drug dealers really after she left.
The silverware was gone. It was missing the silverware
that she stole the silverware. I hate it when that happens. And
they put a big, so I'm thinking when she's going to these
different events, they removed the knives and spoons in the
middle of the service. Not at the beginning, because they're
afraid Michelle's gonna steal.
Okay, come on.
I'm telling you, I think she's a kleptomaniac.
You know, speaking of the Obamas and food,
you get used all the explanation for this, by the way. Well, the
plastic is wrong. I mean, that's eco unfriendly. I thought you
were gonna say like chopsticks or bamboo made of wood or
something.
No plastic plastic.
So the Baroque. And by the way, you can call them Baroque,
because he's sending out emails now. And it says, Baroque. This
was sent to one of our producers David, David, I'd like I've set
aside time for for supporters like you to join me for dinner
with plastic cutlery. Most campaigns fill the dinner guest
list primarily with Washington lobbyists and special interests,
but Oh, not me. No, we didn't get I swear to God, there's a
real email. We didn't get here doing that. We're not going to
start now. We're running a different kind of
meeting with a lobbyist. We're running a different kind
of campaign. We don't take money from Washington lobbyists or
special interests or PA C's we never have never will. We rely
on everything really. We rely on everyday Americans given
whatever they can afford. And I want to spend time with a few of
you. So if you make a donation today, you'll be automatically
entered for a chance to be one of the four supporters to sit
down with me for dinner. Please donate $5 or more today, this is
what we're doing wrong. We got to offer dinner when people will
help us out. We'll pay for your flight and the dinner. All you
need to bring is your story and your ideas about how we can
continue to make this a better country for all Americans. But
I'm not asking you to donate today just to be entered for a
chance to meet me. Are you kidding? That's why I enter I'm
asking you to say you believe in the kind of politics that gives
people like you a seat at the table, whether it's dinner table
with me or the table where decisions are made about what
kind of country you want it to be. Wow. I've said before I want
people like you to shape this campaign from the very
beginning. And this is a chance for for people to share their
ideas directly with me. Hope to see you soon, Baroque, Baroque.
See, you soon assume Baroque then access, no purchase
necessary to enter the sweepstakes. I swear to God,
enter, and I can now Michelle Obama was in Los Angeles in
southern the end, Southern California, a great state here.
And she was here. Well, under the cover of this show, iCarly,
which I've never seen, she was on an episode playing herself.
And and she was out talking to the media saying she wants the
media to portray more stories of military families on television.
This is what she wants to happen. And she says literally
saying that, you know, writers, you need to write more about
military families. It's important.
What I think yeah, I think there's Jimmy more stories about
how the banks have been screwing military family. Yeah, how their
fathers come back, dad keeps sending them over this over. Re
missioning them over and over and over again. I think there
should be a lot of stories.
I agree. It's important. Hollywood gets the message
because TV and film have the power to teach. She says, Yeah,
teach
how the government is screwing our military people. Yep. And
how the banks are taking advantage of the situation.
Yeah, I think she's absolutely right. I'm all for it. Yeah, I'm
with you. Michelle.
Obama also appeared at two private fundraisers during her
visit to Los Angeles on Monday. Now, of course, I'm sure these
were just people having dinner with her and Barak.
Yeah, Barack and then some some schmuck who gave five bucks. I'm
sure you prize
winners from Prize winners, everybody. Yeah. I totally agree
with you, John. I wish I wish it were that way. I wish that they
would really show the true hardships of military families.
And not just the
the man what does she expect she you know, she's so naive. That I
don't think she knows what's going on. I don't know who gave
her this message. Somebody probably probably gates thinking
it was hilarious.
Hey, watch this. I'm gonna tell her to say this. Watch this. Do
it. Watch it, do
it. No, she's not gonna do it. Five bucks. She does it.
She's gonna do it. And she's totally gonna do it. You know,
she's gonna do it.
Oh, man, she did.
So I just gotta stay with President Obama for a minute.
Because it's just been, it's been really funny. There's this
new video. And they've they've now they've gone out and
they've, they've listened to us, they put some production into
it. And this is where my vet coonara story was going to come
in. And so he passed this. I think an executive order is what
it was, yes, there's an executive order. And it's the
don't waste any more America. That's not exactly the name of
it. But it's yesterday's Select USA initiative. And as an
executive order that we have to stop wasting money. And we're
going to start right here in the White House, everybody. And you
just have to listen to this, John. It is how you may
interrupt. It is hilarious. First of all, hi, everyone.
Hi, everyone. This stack of books right here is called the
Federal Register for decades copies printed.
Listen, I heard is ridiculous. You heard the whole thing. No,
but go play play bound
and sent to 1000s of government offices all across the country,
every single day. And while you might think that most people
just can't wait to dig into their copy as soon as it
arrives. The truth is no one reads this thing. And that's
because
that's I want to stop it there. But that would be unfair,
because he actually says why no one reads this thing
available on the internet internet years. Yeah. Which
means taxpayers have been funding some pretty expensive
doorstops okay,
then then he literally put a stack of these things as a
doorstop is beautiful.
So we're putting an end to that. Yeah, saving you millions of
dollars each year. million. That's just the tip of the
iceberg.
What else are we going to do?
Everyone knows that getting rid of the deficit will require some
tough decisions. Yep. So we gotta like get rid of the
paper? No, yeah, that is gonna be a big help.
But this is how they're training the
human resources to believe it's cutting back on billions of
dollars in programs that a lot of people care about. But what
should be easy is getting rid of the pointless waste and stupid
spending. That doesn't benefit anybody. Waste we should be
getting rid of, even if we didn't have a deficit.
Now, what is your pet peeve when it comes to waste, John? Well,
what besides Michelle Obama's $1 million budget and 26 assistants
Yeah, yeah, outside of that. Well, the real racist in the
military.
I know but you know your pet peeve with your guy? Oh,
vet Qudra Yeah. And date million dollar $18 million website,
million dollar website. Yeah, I can't read Believe me, I cannot
remember that there's the numbers that high because it's
not within the it's not believable.
We're off to a good start. Over the last two years, we've pulled
the plug on all kinds of ridiculous practices.
Apparently, the government used to overnight containers filled
with nothing. Don't ask why that is. I want
to know what that is. Was that to put the drugs in that were
shipping back? He said, For years, the government has been
shipping containers that were empty. Don't ask well, I want to
be interested in knowing what to
do very interested in that. Let me look Shut up. I want to ask.
Sure. Some of these cuts aren't that big, but no amount of waste
is acceptable, not when it's your money. Not at the time when
so many Americans are already cutting back just as families
are living within their means. Government should too. So we can
invest in the things that we know will create good jobs and
grow the economy. Things like education and technology
technology. Besides after a while all these cuts add up.
Okay. Already, we've identified about $33 billion in savings.
Oh my god, this is great. This is great. Where's it coming
from?
Just for this year, and we're not finished. Now by a longshot.
Did you know the federal government pays for a website
devoted to a folk music ensemble made up of forest rangers are
called the Finland foresters.
Website, these rangers, the Finland foresters.
I'll put their music on my iPod, but I'm not paying for the
website. And there are hundreds of similar sites.
Stop. Who does this guy think He's fooling? Well, by the way,
money spent on the website has been spent taking it off of the
internet at this point out is the maintenance is zero, right?
Well,
wait a minute personal maintenance done. He's so
disingenuous, because this is a website that is not it's just
been sitting there since 2005. You cannot actually get the
music from those guys on the website. It's on a whole
different website. So it's like it's completely disingenuous.
Yeah, well, it's also as a station. It's a static website
that costs probably 10s. Why does it cost eight cents a day
mounting it?
No. They took it off. It's offline. I
had it what is it? Say? $5?
I had to go to the Wayback Machine to get a copy of it.
So what difference does it make is it's you got I've got all
websites that are sitting around the internet.
Zero waster. You waste? Are you wasting
your waste? Well, crap, we should consolidate or just get
rid of
do like little tick boxes and all these websites are gonna get
rid of except for the $80 million website. By
the way, you're not only paying for websites, no one needs Oh,
you're paying for
anything for these websites. The websites are static. I love when
you get riled up. Everybody's an idiot. Yes, this is.
This is why I play this for you for your website.
And there are hundreds of similar sites that we should
consolidate or just get rid of. By the way, you're not only
paying for websites
realize it would cost a fortune this this is where the money it
gets wasted consolidating a bunch of old websites. Yeah,
that's real money there. That's a contract. Oh, just leaving a
static site. It doesn't cost anything. It was this guy. This
is ridiculous that the public should be incensed by this
idiocy.
So I think this is wherever vet Qudra came in, because there's a
report that now the report said yesterday, the vet Qudra
personally has to authorize any website with a.gov domain name.
This is why logic right?
That was his only job I think is like you know, like, I'm not
going to do this anymore. I don't want to be approval of
DOD. gov domain names. You're paying
for 1000s of buildings all across the country no one uses
for the last band like the White House that gave the government's
on a massive and completely empty warehouse in the middle of
Brooklyn for no Oh no Now the government hadn't been able to
sell this building and others like it because of red tape.
How about because it the economy, red tape and Washington
politics that held things up for years? Okay, but we're finally
cutting through all that Oh, find a plan to get rid of these
buildings in the months ahead.
What are we gonna do demolish him? He doesn't really quite
specify Yeah, not gonna sell
them on this market with these
African governments hard links to waste and make government
more efficient have been a priority for my administration
since day one priority but here's the best part work to
tackle the budget deficit. We need to step up our game yeah,
we need to go after every dime.
How are we going to do that? What Who should we call for
that? Who can we make the guy to go after all this stuff? To make
sure we don't waste come on who's the guy John, you know the
guy.
Now, come on, it's so obvious The Waste guy,
we need to make government work for you. That's why starting
today, I've asked the Vice President to lead a renewed
effort to hunt down misspent tax now he's gonna hunt it down to
hunt you down like a dog and every agent, Department of this
government. We're calling it the campaign to cut waste. And Joe's
the guy I know Joe's the right man. Nobody messes with Joe.
Nobody messes him with Joe.
So anyway, so here's the fallacy of it all. So the next day, the
next day, when they're shutting down Ranger Bob's website,
because it's so wasteful. They throw a picnic at the White
House, a picnic, but any old picnic, and Barack, because
we're allowed to call him Barak because he emails me that way.
Does a speech and just listen to what it's unbelievable. Hello,
everybody. Right? Hold on. Hello, everybody.
Hey, welcome to the White House.
I love how he's, we're who do the losers love always close
mic? And that's cool.
First of all, I take full responsibility for the weather.
That's right. What a spectacular day for a congressional picnic.
This is always one of the best events of the year for us,
mainly because with all the work that we do with members of
Congress, and their staffs. All too
often I don't know what's playing in the background in
some weird going on. But anyway,
we don't get a chance to say thank you to the families. And
we understand that public service is tough on the families
in some ways tougher. You got spouses who are away from home
moms or dads or grandpa's or grandmas who don't get a chance
to see as often as they'd like. And so this is just one modest
way Wait, listen to all of you. Listen, thank you for the
enormous contributions you make to the country now we are
thrilled with everything that you guys do each and every day.
Make this country more secure. That's right and more free. It
is good to see a lot of familiar faces here.
I hold me while Michelle was next to him just nodding she's
on the stage is not because I got to stage he got like corndog
stands got 10 Everybody's
getting enough to eat enough to eat we don't want to make a long
speech Nope. But I do hope that the spirit of community that
they got like so awesome disco in the background evident
on a day like today that this carries over each and every day.
Now we got Democrats here and Republicans here and you know,
we all have differences on issues at any given moment. Now
listen, listen, it's coming. Now the one thing that we have to
remind ourselves every day is we're all Americans. We're all
part of the American family. So finally, last point I'd make is
we've got some service members here who helped to not only you
know, play the banjo and
oh, wait a minute. It's okay for you to have a banjo played at
your picnic. But it's not okay for Ranger Bob's website to be
up but it's okay just invite the banjo player
made played for free some wonderful music but folks who
serve each and every day for all of those who serve our country
in uniform thank you so much now let's not waste any money. God
bless you. We're all grateful to you. Alright, so you guys have
fun and I want you guys to eat until you can't eat anymore
that's nice. Eat until you can't eat anymore eat while the rest
of the country already let's let them eat cake. Nevermind head
over money I'm back Obama ate as much as you can hear and leaps
and we got banned Joe shut down Ranger Bob we got the banjo in
the White House
there you go so that's your your government saving you money
bringing in a banjo player at the White House and shutting
down Ranger Bob's website beautiful
Yeah, they also you're gonna shut down a turtle site there's
a site called the turtle site or box turtles and this is you know
again it's the same thing is like No buddy is it's just
costing nothing once the site's up it's just basically a
brochure online it doesn't cost anything so there's not saving
any money it's a man whatever the you know, less are inflating
the costs of web service. When they have all these government
computers that are on line. You're pumped right into May
Western may East I don't see that as a problem is bullcrap.
So
there was a subtle message in there which you didn't pick up
on because you were so annoyed in general. Did you hear what he
was? saying about families and how hard it was. And it's a
tough and you know, people don't realize you hear that. Did you
catch that? So what was your prediction? What was your
prediction about President? Barack Obama?
I don't know. I don't have the red book and open. Oh, that he
would
be a one term president. And what would he give us an excuse?
Because he would resign?
Yeah, well, his excuse what was his excuse?
Right. I've been living with this for a year if with your
prediction, and finally I can help. Prediction is gonna give
up because of the family.
All right, yesterday, spend more time with the girls right?
Don't you understand? Oh, I
see what you're coming up with here. This is good. While it
gets done, as you've deconstructed the beginning of
the end for Brock.
Now, it gets better because Ann Curry, no relation to me, who by
the way is in this particular video piece is hot look, and
she's got like this little black outfit with a white collar. She
looks like a maid. Okay, but I'd like really hot look at in a,
you know, one of those MILFy kind of ways. And she gets she
has she's being pushed forward now at CBS. She's, she's the new
superstar. She gets to interview the President as they're walking
around a factory floor. And she pops the question, which, of
course, is not unrehearsed. Okay, these interviews are not
unrehearsed over the
last two and a half years. So you still probably though had to
have a family meeting. Did you ask Michelle and the kids about
this? Yeah.
Look, the Michelle and the kids are wonderful in that if if I
said, You know what, guys, I want to do something different.
They'd be fun, very. They're not invested in daddy being
president or my husband being presidents, but they do believe
in what we're doing. And I think, you know, Michelle, if
she didn't think that what we were doing was worthwhile in
moving the country forward. I think she'd be the first one to
say, why don't you go do something else that is a little
less stressful.
So that's all she has to do. All she has to do is say, You know
what, Barack is? We're done. We're out of here. Yeah. Yeah.
It's a setup.
Well, I agree with what you're I think this analysis is great.
But I think the flip side of this is that Michelle is looking
at that $1 million dollar budget she had for personal assistant
and all that free silverware, and the free silverware she
steals, and she's gonna say, you know, Brock, I think you can get
it out.
More Shut up, man. You can talk man up, man. Man
up. I know your hairs turning gray and bags and your eyes. So
get on your man Pat and man up. Man up. Darn it. And meanwhile,
while we're also worried about Anthony Wiener, and we're having
picnics at the White House. We're missing some money. The
Pentagon has
recently been forced to admit it doesn't know where 6.6 billion
US dollars sheduled for a rock have gone
shedule sheduled it's Russia Today they speak with a British
accent. sheduled Yeah, this is you know, this money was on
this. We talked about this on the show was on pallets. big
bags of dollars. Yeah, that was shipped over to Iraq, and they
kept in the palace there and just handing out like candy.
Yeah. Oh, gee, really? Someone missing really? Oh, $6.6
billion. Is there any outrage over this? Is anyone jumping up
and down?
No, no, but they gotta shut down Ranger Bob.
But let's Ranger Bob, because and by the way, I'll have that
on my iPod, but not on my website. I thought what he said,
was he plugging
the apple all the time and
he didn't say Zune.
He didn't say his mp3 player. My Droid he didn't say said iPod.
Yeah, he said iPod. Yeah. You said iPod. Yeah. And it's like I
have that on my iPod. Hi, everybody head over money on
Brock. This is on my iPod. God love iPods. And I love Steve
Jobs. banjos
not getting the banjo thing.
Well, that's uh, he had a banjo. No,
I don't understand why he likes banjo. I mean, I would think he
doesn't
because he removed Ranger Bob the fiddle and what's her name?
The fiddling for the
Finland forced this Finland foresters. I have the link in
the show notes. 313 dot na show notes.com The Finland forest
there's it literally the website is my love the website. Do you
have your ring on? Excellent. The Web.
Mickey's wearing earrings she can't leave the house that is
that the engagement ring? No,
it's funny because they came in and I said oh look here the
rings. He's like, do you want to do something? I said no, honey,
this does didn't have the bling on it. This is just the regular
ring. You know, I gotta have a rock mounted on it, you know a
diamonique but she loves it. And Mickey wouldn't wear something
if she didn't like the way it looked. fiddle and foresters had
not updated since 2005. Finland foresters.gov Yeah, let's, let's
call those guys oh, it hasn't
been updated since 2005. Five, which means it's caused nothing,
no cost nothing at all. It's like four page website.
Yeah. Anyway, okay. All right. So I do want to change subjects.
Please. Real News. Oh, I wasn't ready for that. And now back to
what is this been? This has been nothing but really,
you're struggling and watching this crap with Obama and C span
I watched the Tonys,
the Tonys I heard they were really good. I heard that the
hosts were really good finishing
really good that what's his name is very funny. That was the real
Patrick Harris. Yeah, self deprecating his first song they
opened this whole show with which is Broadway is not for
gays anymore. And he's and he's gay, right? It's totally gay.
And he's he makes fun of it. And so but But what was weird I
mean, the show was well, producer was more than usually
is a very horribly produced non TV or in the show, but this is a
very slick, and it was it had a lot of humor. And it was and
they had a lot of Broadway actually got to see and well
produced. But the weird thing was, that was the following clip
that I have, and you have to listen to the whole thing, just
just without comments. Just the
Choni acceptance speech.
This is a Tony acceptance. The guy who was the one for best
actors Mark Rylance. This is the second Tony, when
did we when for something really weird? Like, what was the name
of the play?
It was Jerusalem. He played this crazy guy that lived out in a
trailer and he was being pushed out by British bureaucrats. It
was a very good play if anyone's in New York and want to see a
good play. You've seen it? Yeah, we saw it.
I thought you went to Spider Man.
We saw Spider Man we saw Jerusalem we saw a Memphis we
saw was like a player play a ram. Ah, we just have a lot of
blades that your family
listens to NPR as well.
Actually, they don't stop stop stop stop. So I still got some
setup.
I was really tight on that too. Yeah, you
were your outstanding would have been beautiful. If you ever had
to set up normally. But I just want people to know that
following things this guy gives an accent this is about this is
the acceptance speech. Nobody after the acceptance will you're
gonna hear and you're gonna go what nobody commented on it. It
wasn't written up in the newspaper that I can at least
any article I saw or must have been good what's her name comes
on and she goes to change what's her name happened to be specific
who's what's her name? What's your name is the wife of
of Neil Patrick Harris.
Michael Douglas, his wife,
Catherine Zeta Jones How come on Why do I know all this? And
she's she's bipolar cat. Did she get she got an applause right
big standing ovation because she's bipolar. And she walked on
stage.
She didn't get anything special. She came out and she's the one
who would announce this and then she knew after Brian's has done
she goes and just does the rocks right to the next one. But tell
me that if you were up to you wouldn't have said something
about this acceptance speech.
The American theatre Tony Tony to Mark Rylance having won in
2008 for boing boing. Tonight, Mark Rylance takes home his
second Tony for his outstanding performance as Johnny rooster
Byron. Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through
walls is a totally Earth related craft, but a lot more
interesting than pot making or driftwood lamps. I got started
at a picnic. In Wisconsin in the northern part of the states of
felon walked through a brick wall right there in the park. I
said Say I want to try to Stonewall walls are best than
brick and wood. wooden walls with fiberglass insulation and
steel doors aren't so good. It's not that they'll hurt you. If
you're walking through walls is done properly, both you and the
wall remain intact. It's just that they aren't pleasant
somehow. The worst things are wire fences. Maybe it's the
molecular structure of the alloy or the mountain of given
offense. I don't know but I've lost my hat and torn my jacket
and a lot of fences. The best approach to a wall is first to
hands flat against the wall. You'll feel the dry inner
surface then there's a moment of total darkness before you step.
through on the other side, thanks very much
I would have switched over to the Kardashians.
She The thing is, this is the weirdest acceptance speech I've
ever heard and nobody says anything.
And the audience loves it. I don't understand a single bit of
this joke. Of course, I didn't see the play.
No, it's got nothing to do with the play either. It's just a
complete off the wall. It has nothing to do with anything
acceptance speech. It's got nothing to do with the awards.
It's just some crazy news that this guy decided to start
talking. And what's your name? She could Catherine Zeta Jones
comes out, definitely looks over doesn't do a take. And she just
announces the next person. And then throughout the rest of the
whole evening, nobody mentioned that this was crazy. This guy
was insane. Nobody. I was stunned. I'll tell you why.
Because it's for Tony. Tony's is for elites. Because you know who
the hell can afford a ticket? Really? You guys? You guys did a
TKTS for three hours. I'm sure you got comped or something. You
don't pay for anything. But your knees are for elites. And
everyone there is laughing because they think they're
supposed to be in on the joke. They don't actually understand.
Oh, he's so brilliant. Brilliant as hell yeah. I've got to go
tell NPR. Brilliant. Stupid. Thanks for ruining me. You're
welcome. Wow, real downer. real downer in the show. Oh,
a downer. I get funnier stuff.
I'm looking for funny. Hey, I know you don't have the red book
there.
I bought Eisah versus weasel. Eisah versus
weasel. This is real news or is like something that we actually
use? Okay, well, hey. Thank you. Thank the gentleman. You made a
statement. And I hope you got to set it up for me because no one
understands what the hell's going on.
So apparently they're having hearings on. On the on this
thing called Fast and Furious. You're familiar with this?
Yeah. This is what we talked about months ago about the ATF
and the gun smuggling. And the 1000 guns that are out there
that that have been lost. I mean, we reported on this months
ago.
2000 guns actually. And of course, the one of the guns shot
some guy and then they were so worried sick that what's the
name Gifford or the woman that was the congresswoman that was
killed and he wasn't killed. She was shot in the head shot in the
head was done with one of these guns. And then there's a bunch
of COP killing guns. It turns out there were also sold. Yeah.
That's walk to Mexico. So now they're having all these
hearings, oversight hearings on the net, trying to nail the
Justice Department. Remember, they
didn't want to do this. Because, you know, the guy coming in was
a big anti gun guy at the ATF and we deconstructed all of
this,
right, but now they're trying to get to the bottom of you know,
who approved the stupid program. And of course, they're getting
sandbagged by the Obama administration. So I've got
actually a couple of different clips here. Okay. But the tri
ice versus the weasel, this is, to me, this is just good. A good
way for people to see if you're going to be on the you know, who
is ice you got to explain who ice is I say is our Congress,
the congressman from Los Angeles, who's a Republican
Firebrand. He's always trying to stir up stuff. And by the way,
nothing ever comes of these hearings, because it turns out
that the, and this started, I don't know when it started, must
have started during the Bush administration. But the party in
power in the presidency, the Congress doesn't care anymore.
The party in power just gives everything they want the
President to do everything. Yeah. And so they sandbag all
these things, and nothing that these these things, they should
just shut down Congress and just let the President become a king
letter
that you signed. Let them hear banjo on on the fourth that
said, ATF makes every effort to interdict weapons that have been
purchased illegally and prevent their transportation to Mexico.
Who prepared that line in your letter? Chairman, I said that
you signed it who prepared it wasn't you? These letters are
the product of the Justice Department. So your signature on
that letter doesn't mean that you know it to be true. Is that
correct? I take ultimate responsibility. Okay. Isn't that
statement false? Now with what you know, obviously, there have
been allegations that call into serious question, particularly
with their documents
that now have been provided you take that cookie from the cookie
jar. Well, mom, obviously there have been allegations that lead
into serious questions, to answer anything made public that
let you know that that
statement was false. And that's that's why you're investigating
and that's why we're investigating. I just take your
agreement that those documents indicate that that statement
that you signed that someone prepared for your signature were
false. Congressman, I'm not prepared to say that at this
time, everything that we say is true to the best of our
knowledge at the time we say it as more facts come out.
Obviously, our understanding of the situation is enhanced. Just
for the record, we will be posting online the 20 some pages
that were made available. Since out of the 20. Some pages, I'm
gonna post them online only thing that's not redacted. Other
than internal use only statements is Kevin Simpson,
acting Division Operations Officer, US Department of
Justice, ATF 201, East Washington Street, Suite 940,
Phoenix, Arizona, and the zip
wiring complainy this guy is showing up. here's this, here's
that we asked for documents. And here's what you sent us. And he
holds up all one page after another just solid black.
Oh, yeah, it's all redacted. You can't see anything. It's not
like
there's a word in there. It's all black. Bunch of black stuff.
Yeah. And it was pretty funny. So it goes on. There's one more
douchebag weasel thing where the guy won't answer questions,
Justice Department douchebag. weaseled one. Oh, that would be
a very obvious clip.
Mr. Chairman, or you've raised a number of issues. Let me try to
address the last ones first, like who authorized this program
that was so felony stupid that it got people killed. The
Attorney General has said that he wants to get to the bottom of
this. He has directed the Office of the Inspector General at the
Justice Department to review this matter in order to answer
questions like the ones. And if that's the case, then why are we
any burden at all isn't every one of our requests consistent
with what the Inspector General and the Attorney General should
be looking at in this case? I don't know for a fact that
everything you've asked for is what they're looking. I hope you
came here to answer questions like that. We're asking for
things related to the above the field level almost exclusively.
Our questions are about who authorized this? Why did it
happen? Why did it continue? Our question to you today is the
President said he didn't authorize it. He said the
Attorney General didn't authorize it. He didn't say he
didn't know about it. It was the auto pen. And it's obvious. He
said he didn't authorize it. Who at Justice authorized this
program? As I've said, Mr. Chairman, at the Office of the
Inspector General, who at justice, and if you know, I
asked you to answer who do you know, was involved in the
authorization of this today? Do you know? We do you know what,
Mr. Chairman, if you'll permit me to answer the question. I
sent a letter to Chairman Smith, who asked a question like that
we pointed out that this operation as with other law
enforcement operations, originated in the ATS Phoenix
office. That's not authorization
who authorized it at the highest level? I bet you it was Lucy. My
bedroom is Lucinda Paula Tonto wasn't, oh, maybe wasn't she in
Arizona. Kim Boone had think she was in Arizona. Wasn't she
Attorney General? Arizona. I thought she was Arizona. Oh, no.
Maybe she's Arizona. Dude. I thought she was Arizona.
I could be any right. She is Arizona.
Again. This? They're covering her. Well, they got a lot of
cover to do the covering her ass German, please.
Do you know who authorized it at the highest level in Phoenix or
Tucson? Or any part of Arizona, if you please. Mr. Chairman,
it's difficult to answer your questions. To answer I want the
answer to my question, which was Who here in Washington
authorized. We know who looked at it on video. We know who
authorized it effectively, at least by acquisition
acquiescence. Who authorized this a justice? Mr. Chairman, I
do not know the answer to that question. And the Inspector
General is reviewing the matter. We will have somebody back who
does the ranking members recognize? Wow. He knows. Yeah,
they
all know who is it then?
I don't know. Saying
I bet it was Lucy. There covering for somebody big time.
It's got to be her or a holder. It's got to be someone
important. Otherwise they wouldn't they? I mean, wow. Oh,
that
just went on for hours. And it was just you watched all of it.
Right? You watched all of it? Yeah. There's a bunch of stuff
that just another one that just the last clip on this. So we're
just so people can get a feeling for what's going on, play the
ATF retaliation clipping and had to leave for some votes.
But But you mentioned that it was the rule, rather than the
exception, I think to have the surveillance without the
interdiction or the arrests. And was that the deck get the gist
of it for this investigation? Yes, it was. And then you stated
in your testimony, it has become common practice for ATF
supervisors to retaliate against employees that do not blindly
toe the company line no matter what the consequences. Can you
describe what any of that retaliation may have been?
I would just say refer back to IG investigations over the
countless years of Leola attorneys that have represented
ATF employees for all types of retaliation for whistleblowing.
Punitive The actions for whether a bad agent or inspector deserve
Peter today I
presume you mentioned in the email, the email that you
received you felt that was threatening. Oh, yeah. And were
you personally threatened by? Yeah.
Yeah, no. So this is good that this is kind of what we
discussed. When we talked about it. Now it's, well, nothing's
coming out. They're all just sitting there lying. I remember
when we had the Nixon, the Watergate scandal, my
grandmother, bless her when he would send my mom bless her
breezy. cassette tapes. This is how involved people were back
then she would, because of course, we didn't have internet
we had barely a telephone. And she would record all of this off
of television with a little cassette recorder with a
microphone next to the TV and send them over, my mom would
listen to all of them. And people were really involved and
outraged, and they got Nixon kicked out eventually. But now
it's just like, watch him. No one cares. They were watching.
Good job.
This particular there's even more I mean, there's a lot of
good stuff and including the ice a yelling at this guy. And then
watching the Democrats Come on, say well, you know, you know,
the President's looking into it. And
y'all it's got to be holder, it's got to be holder, or Lucy,
it's wanna it's got it,
whatever the case is, it's some dummy up there. But the point is
that I'm noticing is that the Congress is basically in the
olden days, they used to be, especially in the 1800s. They
used to be tough cookies. And they used to, you know, they
used to be a group amongst themselves. And they were always
at war with me, they would essentially take the president
on and they as a group, they wouldn't, they wouldn't have a
bunch of President stooges in there. But within their body,
because their body is a standalone body. We have the way
the government works in this country. We have three bodies,
the executive, the legislative, and the judicial. And these guys
are supposed to balance things among you're not supposed to be
the executives are supposed to have a bunch of stooges within
the other organization. It's bullcrap. And that's when that
all you see is these guys, they get into something, they try to
get to the bottom of something. And then the people from the
other party, and this happens with Bush and the Republicans,
too. They submarine and there's this comments from Georgia was
that this thing, that black guy, and all he did was apologize to
the guy. He came out and apologized to the guy that I saw
was yelling and says, I'm sorry that my committee chairman is
yelling at you. You said the committee are your true
feelings. And he went on and on like that, and they and there's
there's another guy on there the same way and it was it's just
like, are you investigating? Are you just working for Obama? And
what if you're working for Obama, once you go work for him?
What are you doing in Congress? I mean, this this, this has been
the separation of powers has been ruined. I don't know when
it began. I'm sure it goes back further than you know, it
probably goes Nixon or even before then Johnson and Johnson
for sure. But it's really gotten bad now. And so Congress has
been D bald, because it doesn't want to stand up on its own as
as its own thing. It has to be cow telling to the president if
whatever party you are if you're a Democrat, the President's a
Democrat, you have to kowtow to him. You're in Congress. You're
not working in the executive suite. John Cena diva of the
day. Sorry, goes for not? Well, I think the big waste of time. I
don't even know why we do the show.
Oh, wow. That hurts.
Just saying, Well, I
think it's important that people that people know about this and
know what's going on and let's let's, let's face it, no one has
time to watch C span. You know, we're we're helped by our
supporters and producers to do exactly that. And so we have to
bring the information so people can at least sound smart at
cocktail parties and maybe pick up some snacks.
Right? Maybe if they're lucky. Maybe I by quoting stuff from
the no agenda show. They're gonna get laid. I'm gonna show
my school by donating to no agenda. Imagine all the people
who could do that. Oh, yeah, that'd be fun
so we do have some donors this week. Not a lot. But But what's
weird is we only have one 111 donor. Tom Gibson out of Redondo
Beach, California new donor. True and $111, which is part of
the the year the 111. And no comment. He's got no comment.
Anonymous gave us 100 bucks. And he says please keep me totally
anonymous is anonymous from anonymous and anonymous. No Name
or location. Okay.
J is anonymous. I won't say anything.
I don't know where he mentioned it. Jane Middleton, Austin,
Texas. 75 bucks just living the American dream work hard live
within my means and have a little financial security and
just able to pay my bills. I'm privileged to donate what's left
over to no agenda, keep on living the Dream you know, I
I keep getting calls from the Gary Johnson campaign, you know,
because I like paid attention to him. Yeah. And so now I'm like,
you know, tell to get tell him to do this. And he actually went
on Stossel and he was talking about if I had a magic wand and
I was using my line. So I said, go watch the President's dress
about the American dream about you know, just getting by and
retire with dignity and you know, shut up slave and have him
harp on that man haven't called the President out. So we got to
watch and see if he does that. But kind of funny.
He should. Yeah, absolutely. Buddy running against Obama
should use that. I mean, it's like it's like a it's like a
slow pitch down the middle. I mean, I can you not swing at
it because no one watches it. No one's watching
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Firas al through Barney in Riyadh.
Oh, this is our official a Rabb.
He's official a Rabb? Yep.
He says we're wrong about Syria.
He said, karma shot too, by the way. He deserves
it. He said, You know, he sent a really long email and I
appreciate it. And he said, you know, you know we're not stupid
over here. I don't think we've ever said that. They're stupid.
Have we ever said that the people in in the Middle East are
stupid. Now that I recall, I think they're brave.
Well, usually sharp operators, most of them.
Anyway, so he I've proclaimed here in the official a Rabb of
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Obviously you've got karma from Regina
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Then we have a bunch of $50 I listen to
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And do you want credit for that? Is that what you just No, no,
no, no, I'm
just I'm flogging myself. We have a make good here, which
buzzkill Jr sent in doing his work fine. John, I'm not sure of
my note from last Thursday was truncated before John read it or
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So one of the journalists of NPR Dinah Deena, I guess temple
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And then when some coverage showed up, she said, Oh, you
can't record me. You can't record me. You can't do that. I
refuse. And by the way, it's policy and NPR. You believe
that?
Yeah, I do after they got busted for saying stupid things. Yeah.
So basically because of Fox News that recording an NPR guy at a
bar. Yeah. You can record me comments and get it recorded
because they overreacted. So NPR is a bunch of douche bags. They
overrated given the douchebag call.
I lovely. Unbelievable.
And we want to start off with one of our producers today and
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A it's lasting it's still there. It's still there.
Nobody cares a little low. But
this of course is it's I guess it's the summer it's kicked in.
It's what happens. Right?
Yeah, that's what I hear. Yeah. So I guess we should report on
the debate. Yeah, I
watched it of course. Well, I
have the key to the whole thing and the John John King stupid
queries. That is, this is a compilation of all the
fascinating questions. Well, you
did a compilation.
It's a compilation. Oh, you
just didn't work.
Nice. Oh, yeah, right. I stole it. Let's go ahead and play
lotto
or Conan, Elvis or Johnny Cash, Dancing with the Stars or
American Idol, Blackberry or iPhone. Now imagine you're
getting to the barbecue joint. Maybe it's here in New
Hampshire. Maybe it's South Carolina ordering some wings.
spicy or mild. Coke or Pepsi deep district thin crust the
dish
And of course he missed the most important question scrunched up
or folder I can't believe you didn't ask that.
Unbelievable that was the worst thing ever the
and and by the way first of all John King no never again he
grunt while people are answering and his mic is on
Mike fine so he's always making
like I actually tweeted turn his mic off annoying
yeah it's very amateurish the whole thing it was a beautiful
set the set must have cost a million dollars you
know, I really missed the whole you know, like they should have
been walking down a lit staircase and should have audio
stingers you know they could really make it into American
Idol they could make it like we're like the voice have all
their backs turned to the audience that would have been
more exciting this was it was two hours it was so boring
play O'Reilly on Ron Paul's numbers and i By the way, last
week I sent some clips in that you didn't play which
reemphasize to do the media and I'm talking about the right
wingers mainly because the left wingers they give Ron Paul a
little bit of a break but the right wingers are just on his
case they hate him
bowls and and the snap poll last night it was Romney 150 1% of
Bachman 21% Pawlenty nine Gingrich seven Kane for Santorum
four and I'll give you a Ron Paul's number with John Stossel
coming up it's a pretty interesting number but pretty
interesting number but and we're not going to
give it to you he gives it to a late we but he has to do it in
this john stossel segment. Stossel has become the Fox News
right or not right wing party guy libertarian libertarian
right right. All right. All right. And so that his number
What do you think is the what you think is number was?
Well, I've there were a whole bunch of different polls. CNN
had a poll that put Ron Paul at like zero but there was only 54
People queried in the poll.
That's the same number that Fox gave him.
A row zero. Yeah, but there was only 54 People in the poll.
It's bullcrap. It's just the guy looked like an idiot. Yeah. And
he said some really good thing. By the way. I know the
Congressman doesn't like these questions Blackberry or iPhone.
I think he was like, I think he because I asked him folder
structure. Remember 2008? I I interviewed you would do this
something anyway said I don't think that's relevant. End of
interview. Damn you Ron Paul. You answered the BlackBerry
iPhone question.
You do like to squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle.
Yeah, this is real. This is how we get to know our candidates.
It was it was
I don't care if a guy eats spicy wings or mildly doesn't like hot
peppery stuff. That doesn't mean to think that what's the
politics got to do with that. But how
about this? This this new guy this what's his name? Clarence
Thomas. Clarence. What's his name? Kane, his name Kane.
Kane, how Homer Kane.
So Homer came. So he's, he's a former Federal Reserve guy. By
the way. Did you know that? Yeah.
The guy who ran godfathers pizza. He's
a Federal Reserve shill? Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes.
What is his first name? It's not Homer. I just said that.
I think we have to consult the book of knowledge on this one.
I swear to God, Herman Cain Federal Reserve Chairman. There
you go.
Now it's not just Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a different guy.
Oh, it's not. He's just the pizza guy. You're gonna
disappoint me now.
The pizza guy. Come on.
I think you're wrong. Herman we call me at his wiki
pay. I got the book of knowledge open here.
Let's do it again. Oh, shoot, hold on. I'd love this.
Holy crap. You're right.
No kidding. He's the former
deputy chairman and chairman of the board of directors of the
Federal Reserve of Kansas City.
Yeah, thank you very much. Now thank you very much. You can
just toss your money into the cup.
For his business and economics career he worked as a
mathematician and ballistics for the United States Navy, Keynes
and newspaper columns. He's got a column I can just imagine.
And the guy actually says I never would have repealed Don't
Ask Don't Tell in the first place. Okay, you're not my
candidate. As a bi curious male I wasn't extremely consulted.
Well, I've guys got this guy's a blowhard every time I've seen
him. He's yelling he's a Fed shield. This
is my whole point. Yeah, he's
obviously now I realize he's a Fed shill. You didn't know that.
Did you? Know I didn't
know that. It's I've been tracking this guy. You know? I'm
a pizza guy. I'm just a pizza guy. No, you're not. No, I
You're not You're a shill. I gotta say though Michelle
Bachman is pleasant to look at
know when she's made up right and they lighter right yeah they
can also if they don't give her highlights it's
horrible. No it's horrible that she gets like
she's like that the Seinfeld episode where the girl in the
wrong light she looks like you know horror.
Like gap tooth is like really really bad. And she is I mean
she's She is the Botox Queen baby. She is really Botox, but
you're interesting she has 23 children she adopted? Yeah, well
they're no they're foster kids. Right foster
kids. I mean they're living at the house. Yeah. That's almost
like Erika shields place Wow. Wow. And I think that everyone
proclaimed her the, the highlight of the debate.
Yeah, well, she's a pretty face, you know, she looked good. And
she's sensible even though you know, everyone has her made out
to be a complete nutcase as you know, especially the left
wingers would surprising that a prayer running for president but
she could be a good vice presidential candidate.
What surprises me? Is that particularly the the left? Is so
what's the word I'm looking for? discriminatory towards beautiful
women.
Oh, they hate him. Yeah, I
mean, Sarah Palin paid her.
No, no, this actually it's visceral. They hate her. Yeah.
And it's just she doesn't cut she doesn't do the party line of
what a woman should be like independent. Yeah, he
needed a red jacket. You know, pearls. Big big rocks. Big
washing necklace. Not a lot of makeup made of like Blue Rocks
will pull your hair back. Yeah, so I think like saute and my
tree owl. And you have to have one of those. The jacket has to
be like one of those knitted ones like wool knitted things.
You got to bid big brooch
Hillary look Jackie with big giant you get threatened
for the all seeing I am you know Michele Bachmann she's got like
the the high white collar of sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy. And
Sarah Palin. I have to say we're the motorcycle.
Women. It's no good. I'm sorry. It's an exploitation of the
women. It's just it's it's not right.
Well, but but they're doing it themselves.
They're stooges for men, evil men.
Oh, really? I think they're just beautiful women who are smart.
I think you've got it all wrong. Oh, really?
I got it wrong. It's just it's just the blood is rushed away
from my head. Is that it? Yeah. That can't. Yeah, you're
probably right.
Whatever the case is the she wouldn't be a good Vice
President I think but that you know, the thing is they always
want to balance the ticket, let's balance the ticket. And
then they balanced the ticket but they put her in it's not
really gonna is it? They think it might draw some more
conservative voters. The conservative voters are going to
come out in droves, no matter who they run. So they don't need
the draw the conservative voter and they're not going to get any
women specifically to vote for Michelle Obama, especially
because the women who are politically active are generally
Democrats who would vote for a woman just because she's a woman
the way a lot of blacks vote for a black just because he's black.
Yeah. Which is not going to happen this time around by the
way you Oh, you don't you're I spoke to John did she
call you only they're gonna lose some but then I can lose all the
blacks. That's for sure.
I spoke to Maggie. Oh,
I need to talk to her.
Yeah, but she wants to call you so she she beat cancer. Oh, good
for her. She beat it. Yeah. And she and she called me
got out of the office.
She called me up and, and it was so lovely to speak with Maggie
was executive assistant. And basically mom around the office.
She's a little better she Maggie's like 60 I think
something like that. Beautiful, beautiful black woman just
incredibly. Just an awesome person. Yeah, if she can get
very annoying, but kind of like any executive secretary type.
Yeah, but she can get annoying but but that's kind of what what
her job description was not for me but for other executives. And
anyways, I really missed it. And I called a couple times I hadn't
heard and I really feared the worst and you know, she's she's
it actually wasn't esophageal cancer. It was lung cancer. And
they were able to cut away a piece of her lung. Like a little
little teeny bit and she's good and she's cancer free. And but
she's still loving Brockman. Oh, yeah. Because that's what I used
to argue with her all the time. And she's like, at first she
called me a Republican and like, hey, hey, was that radiation
gone to your head? You not. I'm not. I'm not a Republican or
Democrat, not for any of these stages. And it's like, look at
your guy. He's done nothing. And she's like, Oh, you gotta get
the brother man a chance. So like, Maggie, please send me
your the forwards of your your email, she's on the email list,
the big list, you know, the one that the black only list, and
she's going to forward me some stuff. But anyway, so side note,
but I was really happy she wants to talk to you too. She's going
to call you said I gave her your number. I guess she had lost it.
Great executive assistant. Lost the number. So we're still
awaiting use of? Well, I guess there's 107 Dash 40 The
President will be entering Syria, whether we're going to do
a no fly zone or bombing or whatever. And the saber rattling
is continues. The Press Secretary earlier this week sent
out a statement the Syrian Government's offensive in
northern Syria has created a humanitarian crisis. That's just
before we get to catastrophe on the level and then we get to
outrage. The United States calls the Syrian government calls upon
the Syrian government to stop this violence give the
International Committee for the Red Cross immediate, unfettered
access to this region to care for the needs of wounded
individuals, detainees, and internally displaced civilians.
Syrian leaders have no excuse for denying humanitarian
assistance by a neutral body like the International Red
Cross. If serious leaders failed to provide this access, they
will once again be showing contempt for the dignity of the
Syrian people. We will steal your money and bomb you. And so
that if that isn't proof enough for you, Angelina Jolie is going
to be visiting Syrian refugees in Turkey.
Why? Well, she's the United
Nations humanitarian crisis ambassador. It's her job she's a
celebrity ambassador. So
accomplish that to answer some questions here answer the
question, what's it going to accomplish?
It's going to make you feel good about us bombing Syria. So
that's what she did with Libya. She did that it's the same
script there's nothing new that we did the exact by the way, I
have a report here was this report. I know I'm not too sure
about this is could be sketchy but nor am intelligence,
whatever that is. European and Middle Eastern intelligence
sources report that US military hawk helicopters launch an
extremely rare attack Sunday on Syrian territory close to
Damascus. According to these intelligence sources on the
ground, some of the helicopters landed and troops exited the
aircraft and fired on buildings. Monday, the United States
dispatched the amphibious assault ship, the USS Bataan on
the Syrian shore heavy military, Marine and Air Traffic also
noted on the Adriatic and Black Sea for the past three days.
Concentration of such large Marine and Air Forces next to
Syria is serious borders show the United States is preparing
for the possible invasion of Syria and subsequently Lebanon.
That is the stuff that gets sent to me, you know, like a PGP
encrypted stuff. So I you know, I don't know.
Lebanon,
Syria and Lebanon. Yeah. Well, wasn't that on the list?
I don't know. You still the clip? We need to play that clip
again.
Yeah. Yeah, of course I have it. But I wasn't. I have, what I
need to do is I need to set up a folder that's just open all the
time. When you call for stuff like that, but it's hair green
clips. Yeah. But I mean, what would what would we put in
there? I mean, there's so much.
No, there's not that many we got Obama talking about we're going
to be out in days, not weeks. Yeah. That's gonna be good for
the next five or six. That one for a second.
It is US policy, but Gadhafi needs to go. But let me
emphasize that we anticipate this transition to take place in
a matter of days, and not a matter of weeks. There you go.
So we got that one
last second. That could that'll be good for the next I give it
four years, five years, maybe really,
you think that long? You think we're gonna be bombing
down for the next few years? Well, it's possible, really. And
we have the clip when he said we're going to first thing he's
going to do is get us out of get Mo. And the first thing he does
when he's president is going to get us out of get mo first
thing. And then the other thing was he's going to get us out of
Iraq. And you can take that to the bank. And he hasn't done
that either.
And then we have General Wesley Clark,
every 10 days after 911. I went through the Pentagon and I saw
Secretary Rumsfeld and, and Deputy Secretary Wolfowitz, I
went downstairs just say hello to some of the people on the
joint staff who used to work for me and one of the generals call
me and he said, Sir, you got to come in. You got to come in and
talk to me a second. I said, Well, you're too busy.
He said, No, no. He says,
we've made the decision. We're going to war with Iraq. This was
on or about the 20th of September. I said we're going to
war with Iraq. Why He said, I don't know.
He said, I guess they don't know what else to do.
So I said, Well, do they find some information collect,
connecting Saddam to al Qaeda? And he said, No, no, it's just
there's nothing new that way. They just made the decision to
go to war with Iraq. He said, I guess it's like, we don't know
what to do about terrorists. But we got a good military, and we
can take down governments. And he said, I guess if the only
tool you have is a hammer, every problem has to look like a nail.
So I came back to see him a few weeks later. And by that time,
we were bombing in Afghanistan. I said, Are we still going to
war with Iraq? And he said, Oh, it's worse than that. He said,
He reached over on his desk, he picked up a piece of paper. He
said, I just, he said, I just got this down from upstairs
meeting the Secretary of Defense Office today. And he said, this
a memo that describes how we're going to take out seven
countries in five years, starting with Iraq and then
Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and finishing off Iran,
Lebanon, Europe, it's in there. So that's the paper so we know
what's going to happen in Sudan
and Somalia. Yeah. Well, we know Sudan. Libya thing was not in
that order came in earlier and I think that would be somebody
jumped the gun.
Yeah. So when someone like, like, dropped the line or
something, and can't believe you that out of order douche,
you idiot. We're gonna have to do now.
Do it all over again. Oh, geez. Now we got to go to the United
Nations and get get get get rice on the phone with our pantsuit.
And on the phone? That's the kind of woman they like, Susan
Rice.
Yeah, yeah, Len powers.
Those big, those big wide, wide pants. Now know the, with a
needed thing and the brooch, and her hair pulled back tight.
Hillary doesn't have to have her hair pulled back tight, because
she's like, leader of the pack.
As she can do whatever she wants, like a general in the
army, they can design their own uniform. So there's been Oh, I'm
sorry. Go ahead. So I was just gonna say yeah, we got so those
are the countries lined up. And we already we have the Sudan
thing taking place as we speak. So the but they gotta you know,
they got it. They just can't do this thing in a helter skelter
in Yemen stuck into its nose into the situation, which
screwed things up. You know, so we don't know what the Yemen is
not on that list. So we're trying to avoid why
it's not happening. It's, we have a base there. I mean, we
got drones flying around. It's an end,
they had that little skirmish that took place in Qatar or
Qatar, Qatar. That turns out to be you know, they didn't want
that to happen. So they brought the Saudi troops in to put her
put the kibosh on that and, and also Jordans not mentioned, so
that's not going to happen there either. Right? So
we can just tick them off. Now, the
thing is, we don't know what's been written since that that was
new information from 2000 to 2003. Whenever was the clerk
told the story? I'm sure there's different today, there's
probably who knows what's on that list? Maybe, maybe. But I
don't see him taking anything off the list. Now.
There was an interesting report from and this goes right into
our technical experts that Hillary Clinton has in the State
Department. Let me just here it is NATO. According to Wing
Commander, Mike Bracken was a spokesman for NATO. Any military
campaign relies on something that we call fused information.
This was a briefing, I don't have any audio unfortunately. So
we'll take information from every source we can if we get
information from a press conference in Rome, or we get
information from somebody passing second hand, we'll get
information from open source on the internet, we'll get Twitter,
you name any source of media and our fusion center will deliver
all of that into usable intelligence. So I think you and
I just needed to register some fake Twitter names like you
know, Syria and slave and just like, hype it up.
Well, here's what we have to do. And I'm going to ask the people,
our listeners, producers aren't in this little plan producers,
producers and listeners, we have people that don't help us. Most
might help us they might help us here.
Okay, what's the idea?
The idea is we're gonna set up a bunch of fake accounts just like
you say we have to carefully design them carefully craft them
and then we everybody that's listening to the show has to
subscribe become a follower. Oh, we're
a good idea. So and then Andy Carvin will retweet
so so then so the number of followers at least matches some
you know, it's not like to you know, I'm following Yeah,
you'll know it's me when you see Tripoli tea girl.
So we so we'll, we'll figure out who these people are. We're
going to put it on this will mention what they are. People
have to go. Follow us so we can have the numbers just for
numbers just for window dressing. It's just is just to
get in there. Yeah, just to get it up there. Yep. And then we
can have fun with it. Everything's
all cool. Everything's great go away. No need we're fine. At
Tripoli tea girl, you'll know it's me. Hopefully tea, and then
I can come out later and say I was just pretending to be a
transgendered person from Tripoli.
Which brings me to a clip tell me I'm gonna definitely like it
kind of I know what the theme but this is kind of an ask Adam
thing play transphobia in schools. My name is Max filth. I
am the CO president of the Menlo Atherton gay straight alliance
club. The organization fights homophobia and transphobia in
schools by empowering youth. What is trans Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You got you got to do it
properly, if you want to do it at all.
It's got a burning question. What should
we do? As? Yes, it's time for Ask Adam. Everybody. John, you
have a burning question.
So you got to I 15 year old now are you telling me that there's
transfer and by the way, if the word phobia whether it's
homophobia transphobia. Phobia means fear of and I don't know
that people are sitting around fearful they if somebody hates
gays, they're not phobic. They hate gays or bigoted or they're,
you know some of the better word. But anyway, that's
assholes. To pet peeve. Yeah, but transphobia now you're
telling me that there's transgender kids in high school?
And if that's the case, who kid gave him the operation? Who's
giving them the hormones? Is this like child abuse? I mean,
it doesn't make any sense.
Let me listen to the clip again, and I will answer your question.
I do have the answer to this.
My name is Max Philip. I'm the co president of the mental
African gay straight alliance club, the organization fights
homophobia and transphobia in schools by empowering youth.
Okay, now I was this in California by any chance, da,
okay, I can answer this question. And we actually
discussed this. Because this month, John, as you know, is
National, gay, lesbian, transgendered month, as
proclaimed by our President, I'm gonna get the official title of
it. Actually, I have it here. I'm going to whitehouse.gov
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Month. And it
is the law in California, the law that schools have to touch
on this subject and teach kids about lesbian, gay, bisexual and
transgender anism. And that's why this is being propagated
because it is the law in California and the California
Educational System, maybe other states as well, that they have
to teach that there are people who have other sexual
preferences, or not just sexual lifestyle, whatever you want to
call it. And that's why this is being propagated advertising,
sexual advertising. And that's why that's why you caught this
clip, not because I that probably is not well, I'm sure
there are kids who are confused in school and feel like they're
in the wrong body. And then they may later transgender, partially
or completely, I mean, that's completely possible. And it's
not that I disagree with. I think everyone should, you know,
I think it's great that we can live in a society where these
things are discussed and it's cool. But you know, it's like,
where does it end? Of course, is the question. Yeah, we can have
like, we need to sensitivity we need Tourette national Tourette
pride month for you from Yeah. So you know the guy who like the
screams expletives and and twitches around you know, it's a
condition.
I was on an airplane where I had a real full blown cousin type
Tourette's, which is not that common at No, but the but I hate
to say this, but I think I can because you have
because you thought it was funny.
I'm sorry. For feeling that way.
You just want to go to the guy who like I know. I know. But
when we do recognize each other, you know
so so the guy if I bet you do we do and we like hey how you
doing? So the guy comes on the plane cussing like just you know
what? That's crazy but my cousin like crazy and they threw him
off the plane of course. I fell
off the plane because of that.
Yeah, I thought it was bad that they threw him off the plane I
didn't know so what
incredibly everyone understands and he's got Tourette's this
day. I'm outraged.
I was outright him. It was terrible. You seem like a nice
guy. So for all the cussing.
That's funny. There must be a Tran. Oh see Tourette. There
must be a Tourette society. To relatives gotta be Yeah. So
society let's see what the
what's interesting about it a lot of them are neat freaks
yeah that's not me. I don't have that.
I don't know that you're not a neat freak. Oh, I'm not a neat
freak.
CDC features Tourette Syndrome on its website to Mark Oh,
Tourette Syndrome Awareness Month Well here you go. You have
a hold on what is it when Tourette awareness Tourette
Syndrome Awareness Month what is it? How come I don't see it huh
it's very confusing page makes you want to curse. Tourette
syndrome is a condition that affects the nervous system
causing people to have movements and vocalizations that they
cannot control. Learn more about T s who now it's T S, and CDC
has worked to better understand it. Wow. It doesn't say when
when national Tourette Syndrome month is though maybe I missed
it. Yeah, you probably did. craps could have alerted could
have sent me a
ailment. I could have put my
email list. I would have been nice.
I want to Plitt read this letter from Gordon Federer. I feathery
feta. I don't know I never could pronounce her. Anyway, he just
went through the TSA pat down. Didn't think was a big deal. But
I do want to read his note. While waiting the guy he got
went through the he went for the pat down. He says while waiting
for the guy to come over to pat him down. He asked if there were
wearing dosimeters yet he shook his head quote, the TSA guy says
this. No, I know people in the industry who won't go within 10
feet of that thing. They say it's like a cell phone
radiation, but I don't believe it. Yeah. So. So he's noticing
that wishes, essentially the exact same wording. He's
wondering if they're TSA, will union union pro union guys or
they have their own talking
point. They don't have a union, they don't have
anyone to form one. Right? And that would be a talking point.
And by the way, we did send out a Talking Points Memo some
months back on this situation. I hope people out there, read
their email and picked up on that and use the points we make
in there about what to do when you get to the to the scanner.
The FBI has issued a terror warnings approved by the
director of intelligence section chief counterterrorism analysts
Analysis section. This is SA C's I'm not sure what sa C's are.
Anyway, the FBI intelligence bulletin has been approved for
you to share with state, local and tribal partners. So I guess
I qualify this from the eighth of June you qualify. I'm a
tribal partner. And what know the Tourette tribe Titi never
heard of them. Now we have our own month, you know, eighth of
June 2011 jihadist web forums list heads of government,
industry and media as targets that, hey, this FBI intelligence
bulletin is intended to provide information blah, blah, blah,
targeting of public figures in response to the June 3 2011
video featuring us person and senior AQ media propagandist,
Adam Gadon. was an American, in which he encourages acts of
individual individual jihad, members of several extremist web
forums posted names of companies and its leaders to target.
Oh, yeah, who's targeted you find it? Did you find a website?
Of course not. No, of course not. They don't link to it or
any full of crap, then.
Well,
it's not really because then later we can say well, we warned
him. So I would hate to be a media leader. You can get you
know, you can get immediately. Rupert Murdoch. How about Don
Lemon? Don Lemon could be a media leader.
No, he's not.
Well, it would make him good. O'Reilly.
Anybody's coming closer? Yeah. Well, those guys those guys are
always you know, they're, they they they have bodyguards, I
believe. What a life.
Um, so a couple of things I found which are rather
interesting. I think I figured out this. This don't go to
college meme. Yeah. Yeah. And it stems from unbelievable. Jeffrey
Immelt wrote a, an op ed in the Wall Street Journal. Jeffrey
Immelt is not only the chairman and CEO of General Electric, who
make all that wonderful stuff we throw on people's heads in the
desert if they're brown, kill you with it. But he's also the
chairs the President's economic Jobs Council. And he says, you
know, we have to train workers for today's open jobs. There are
more than 2 million open jobs in the United States. Did you know
this John? 15 million unemployed yet for someone Reason, there's
2 million open jobs. And this is because according to Jeffrey
Immelt, because in part employers can't find workers
with the advanced manufacturing skills they need. The private
sector must quickly form partnerships with community
colleges, vocational schools, and we don't have vocational
schools anymore, and others to match career training with real
world hiring needs. Now, this is why the because the president
you know, he just does whatever corporations tell them to do. So
emerald went to Obama and said or to probably to what's the
woman's name? The Iranian, his handler?
Did your buddy hate her? Name right at the top? You're the
guy. No, I'm Valerie Jarrett.
Early, Jared. Thank you. My Tourette froze my brain. Yep.
That's what it is. And said I, you know, I need workers. So
let's give all our community college people a badge, a
certification, a badge, so you can go work in the factories.
And he's out propagating the message urging
private sector hiring this just after the New York Times just
passed this past Friday reported that since the recovery began,
businesses have spent just 2% more on hiring people while at
the same time spending 26% more on equipment. So why at a time
when corporate America is enjoying record profits,
by the way, is Ann Curry in the same hot outfits sitting down
with the president interviewing events?
Have you been unable to convince businesses to hire more people?
Mr. President,
I don't think it's a matter of me being unable to convince them
to hire more people. And they're making decisions based on what
they think will be good for their companies. A couple of
things have happened. Look, we went through the worst crisis
since the Great Depression. We are now in a process where the
economy is growing again. And we've created 2 million jobs
over the last 15 months. But it's not as fast as it needs to
be to make up for all the jobs that were lost. The other thing
that happened, though, and this goes to the point you're just
making is there's some structural issues with our
economy, where a lot of businesses have learned to
become much more efficient with a lot fewer workers. You see it
when you go to a bank and you use a an ATM, you don't go to a
bank teller, or you go to the airport and you're using a kiosk
instead of checking in at the gate. So all these things have
created changes.
Yeah. So you don't have a job because of the ATMs apparently.
Yeah, this has been all over the the right wing guys realize what
they're doing. They're pounding it. It's idiotic. And you know,
the guy's the guy, if he's gonna bitch about something, why don't
they complain about the fact that they're charging you fees
when these things were put in to save money and save, you know,
save the bank money, and they should be giving you money to be
using them? They don't do that. Well, also, there's a culture by
the way, wait, let me just get one more thing. He says 2
million jobs in 15 months, the necessary replacement rate and
on the job market. In other words, people entering the job
market on a month to month basis is 150 260,000 people, which
means you need that many jobs just to go to zero. If you
multiply 15 months, times 160,000, which is the just a
replacement, not the replacement, but just to pick up
the slack it gets it turns out to be a wash, there's no
increase in jobs. It's bullcrap.
Yes. And this is why another executive order was put out this
week, establishment of Select USA initiative and this is where
there's gonna be a lot of money available for this business
investment in the United States by both domestic and foreign
firm foreign firms, whether in the form of new equipment or
facilities or the expansion of this is for totally for GE by
the way this whole executive order expansion of existing
facilities a major engine of economic growth and job creation
in other words, we need more factory workers as a place to
business United States offers a hard working diverse and
educated workforce strong protection of intellectual
property rights right? That's right. send you to jail. A
relatively low taxes highly developed infrastructure access
to the world's most lucrative consumer market invest now we'll
help you we'll pay for it. We watched GE you watch him the
getting money.
Yeah, that's what they asked me. Almost, you know, just take a
look at their books. It's like that's a wash. And by the way
this this slipping in the copyright thing is some of these
other things whatever your legal is classic things have gotten so
bad you can't not do something that's illegal. I mean, you're
basically it's like Russia in the 50s and 60s Wherever you're
just basically breaking the law and anytime they can go after
play The Wanted clip. Oh, you caught
me off guard man you may wanted for DL.
diver QuicKutz. Titans wide receiver Kenny Britt is wanted
by Nashville police for allegedly making inaccurate
statements on his driver's license applications.
You don't have brown eyes. What are the what's the exact the lie
about his height?
I have no idea what is on a driver's license application
hair color accurate statement? Yeah. What's on there that if
you would be an accurate is the your address your basketball?
Because you basketball player. Yeah. He lied about his height
or weight.
Yeah. One of the two. I think I might have the clip of the day,
though. This I picked up from this is the President. I'm
sorry. I just I for some reason I got out of President clips. In
the there was a forum about jobs, of course. And and I don't
think anyone really caught this is pretty amazing. Now he the
President pushed through a stimulus package of some seven
almost $800 billion. And it looks like it hasn't worked very
well. And what will what was this money going to go for?
Again, John? What was that again was for shovel ready projects
was not it wasn't a shovel ready shovel ready
term has been lost.
I'm sure that when you implemented the Recovery Act,
your staff briefed you on many of the challenges of the
permitting process and the impact on putting Americans back
to work. And that's that's exactly what we see. In American
businesses.
shovel ready was not as shovel ready as we expected. Very
funny.
That's a laugh, right?
Not as funny that shovel ready wasn't quite as shovel ready as
we expected it.
So I've got a clip that that gives you the cue to look on
something that I think it was like getting so out of control.
And it was just dying to bring the world that is economy down
in collapse country. And we've been talking about it for months
on end that yesterday. Brian Williams on NBC had to finally
report on the situation in Greece,
what's happening in Greece right now is very important for
Americans to know about because of how we could feel it here,
among other things today, a simmering crisis there blue sky
high as protests in the streets turned violent, that government
teetered on the edge of collapse. The problem is that
nation's massive national debt and what happens in just the
coming days there could have a major impact on financial
systems around the world, including the US. Our report
tonight from NBC is Tom Costello, everybody. Whistle
gets one of the biggest threats to the global economy now
playing out.
So I'm glad you brought that up,
too. By the way, I just want to make mention of his his
comments, as he says because Americans can feel it here.
Among other things. He says nothing. No, of
course not. But they but they just showed the reporter but
that didn't show the throngs of crowds.
No, they did. And they showed they actually showed a couple of
firebombs, even though they didn't show so they really can't
get around it anymore. Yeah, that's right. I think it's like,
Okay, we're gonna have a story. Yeah.
Well, I was watching cm loosely. And the co founder of Pimco,
those guys do all the bonds, right. They PIMCO is big money
manager, don't they do bonds, they buy bonds, sell bonds,
stocks, and bonds, Hey, you want to get rich, as you buy stocks
and bonds and want to get leave your wife crazy rich. He said,
Something is very interesting about this situation just heard
the NBC report that they have a terrible, terrible deficit.
Well, the guy who actually understands this stuff, reported
to the financial community on it,
Becky, this country has a present value deficit debt
level, put it that way, a debt level of nearly $100 trillion.
And that includes Medicaid and Medicare, Social Security and
other obligations. And to think that we can reduce that, you
know, within the space of a year or two is not a realistic
assumption, to compare the 100 trillion if in fact, that's the
right number to our GDP and around 15 trillion, that's a six
times number that's much more than Greece, and it's much more
than almost any other developed country. We have a problem. And
we've got to get after it very quickly. Yeah.
So get your whistle and your Molotov cocktails because we're
heading that way baby. hotness six times worse than crease.
We have a huge debt, but we have
the Kardashians, so you know, it's not a problem. By the way,
according to buzzkill, Jr, the TSA union vote will be counted
on June 23.
Yeah, and I can assure you that it's going to vote for a union
unless Yeah, but they're gonna get
no collective bargaining, though. They'll have a union
with no collective bargaining because they don't want to have
the price robotic control.
They don't want to have these guys actually asked for those
dosimeters I don't think so either. I think that I think
there's probably a lot of radiation coming off of those
things.
Meanwhile, stuff to look at. I got two more topics stuff to
look out for is Is the nuclear reactor in Missouri? I think
there's this there's something going on that they're not
telling us, you know that we've got flooding. We've got the,
the, the river is about to exceed its banks, this thing was
temporarily, like they had an electrical fire and it started
to heat up a little bit for about an hour and a half. There
may be some form of Fukushima reaction, whatever false flag
planned here. Just just that it's not really for the Red
Book, but it's something I think we need to look already who did
put it in, sorry. And then vaccines, vaccines are heating
up again, as you know, we are tracking has been tracking it
for a number of years, since so many pharmaceuticals are going
out of patent, although they're desperately trying to fix that
in in Congress, so they can get you another 1000 years of
patents on all of this crap. Vaccinations are great because
it's giving stuff to people who aren't sick yet. Just a quick
rundown. Oh, actually, I have a clip from Bill Gates. Bill
Gates, big vaccine, that guy you know, he thinks about vaccines.
They're great. Well, vaccines are magic, magic. Magic. They're
magic. They're just magic. So the big scandal, of course, is
that, you know, the there's all this money that we paid for.
That is going towards vaccination programs for poor
kids and like Rwanda, and Rwanda is a big one. So now Merck is
they're selling it for less, it's under the price for like
eight bucks a shot. They're the of course we have to get all
this Gardasil off the books because people aren't buying it.
Thanks. I think in part thanks to shows like ours, you know,
the ones that take $50 donations, according to CNN, so
that they get these big government programs. If I get
here, go inoculate a million a million kids in Rwanda, here's
the 8 million bucks and that's just for the for the stuff. And
then there's even another 10 million for going there and you
know, paying for your trip and your caviar and all that. It's
it's really insulting. Then we have a nasal spray vaccine
coming up, which will stop children developing diabetes.
Diabetes is a
it's a virus these vectors of virus virus, yeah,
bacteria. What is it? Well, I didn't know that. This is new
vaccine, insulin nasal spray.
Just shooting insulin up your nose is not a vaccine.
They're calling it a vaccine. Everything's a vaccine. You baby
coming I got a vaccine for you.
I guess our shows the vaccine then
in a way it is. Then we have the rotavirus vaccine. And this one
this is from we have a one of our producers if you haven't
haven't not seen it yet. No agenda news. network.com is
really good. We have over 120 producers now. Getting stories
from all over Gitmo nation. If you want to join just send me
please don't send me stories with na n N ne and like here,
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you up with an account that you owe. But don't get it. Some
people just don't get it like Oh, I heard some about news
network. Yeah, here post this on it. They sent me 20 stories not
enough. The point is, you can post it for all to share and
then you can help out. This is distributing the workload. One
of our producers is in Vietnam. Seven year old girl from prey
veng province died on Tuesday. This is the 14th victim of bird
flu.
Oh, we got the bird flu thing cracking again.
So it's Yeah, it is cranking up. They're working on it. I had
another interesting story from just under the category of
elites. Might as well mention that I liked it. I liked it.
When I get stuff from Vietnam. How often will you get news from
Vietnam from someone who's actually on the ground and lives
there? Yeah, that's pretty cool. A French national expat who I
believe is in government, they're admitted to producing
child pornography. At his trial in Phnom Phen yesterday. The
reason he needed to earn money to help buy medicine for his
sick girlfriend. Nice. That is so wrong on so many levels,
just because yeah, it's multi dimensionally wrong. It's
really, really
bad. And the news, of course, just came in as expected. The
Anthony Weiner has resigned as Congress.
Yeah, I'm glad he did during our show. Yeah. So I do have one
last thing which is I went I sent you a link to A Skype
webpage that I want you to post on the is links and tell me then
click on that and tell me the woman even picked her hair is
this okay? I said OMG tell me the woman is not going to eat a
kitten
hold on because I have Skype on the on the PC. It has to like I
click on the link and it gives me a nice little thing that's
spinning around
it's a picture I skype advertisement I swear to god
it's a woman about to mine out right yeah.
It says do more with Skype. Eat a kitten.
Oh, and they show this woman she's gonna take a big bite out
of this.
Hey, hey, stop eating kittens. Listen to the show, ladies and
gentlemen, or I will eat a kitten. Oh, that's horrible. She
is about to take a bite right out of his back and the kittens
like not happy. He's got like three video windows.
Showing off the fact that she's showing
a white a very pasty white looking girl with a braid like
like a 12 year old and then a black guy
and this one is this is Microsoft.
And now you see all the pictures on the wall in the background.
That's all that's all of kitten eating people. That's a wall of
kitten eaters.
Anyway, you'll see that people can see that on the someone
actually paid to stage this picture. Is this is this already
Microsoft do you think is this? Oh
no. But I think maybe they're starting to I think they're
starting to sabotage the place.
I don't want to be a part of I don't I really don't want to be
a part of the kitten eating cult. That's not right.
And before to finally roll out which we're doing right now I
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