Get up in the morning gonna hit the ground running it's a media
says nation pick up the pieces and tear him apart and send it
out every nation to mana sin back to him want to share and
let the pub it's CONUS show no more lamestream pumping out new
meme tell me where I should go a little bit crackpot tiny been
buzzkill but it hits you right in the mouth. Standard dude now
wanna do it now? Morning there's nothing man who went morning in
the morning watching the puppet show up on the hill as the world
burns pass by. It's the same on history but I'm switching on the
TV soon and watching the sky been crackpot to tiny been
buzzkill but it hits you right in the mouth. It's time to do it
now. I want to do now is nothing bad when it's born in mourning?
It's a little bit crackpot in the design in bed buzzkill but
it hits you right it's time to do it now. The morning I want to
do it now when the morning is nothing new in the morning in
the morning is time to do now. mornin I want to do now is
nothing Madeline's born in the morning Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak.
Sunday, May 1 2011. Time here get my nation media
assassination episode 300.
This is no agenda
300 episodes over 700 hours of mainstream deconstruction now in
our fourth year coming to you from the hilltop Watchtower
crackpot command center get my nation West and the People's
Republic of Southern California. Yay. In the morning, I'm Adam
curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where heck was 300 is May Day.
I'm John C. Dvorak. Greg Lawton, Buzzkill.
I forgot it. We supposed to celebrate work
today. Mayday. Mayday. Mayday. Mayday. Yeah,
that's right. Hey, hey, slaves, you get to take a day off. Oh,
wait. It's Sunday. Made in the morning to you, John, and
congratulations.
Congratulations to you. And congratulations and in the
morning to all ships at sea and feet in the air and the
boots on the ground and everybody in the chat room?
Yeah, the wingtips on the ground tips in the ground. Everyone in
the chat room with no agenda? stream.com no agenda chat.
dotnet record numbers on the stream once again today. Good to
see everybody here for episode number 300. Hard to believe. But
we look back on the body of work we've produced John.
Yeah, actually, I've been working on this clip show.
Yeah, it'll be ready. When end of the year.
It's half over. It's done. I have an hour and 10 minutes or
so was
half the year. So that's what I mean it'll be done. So
it's a bit that by what I've done is I've listened to all the
clips from you know, the shoulder shows from since the
beginning. And there's a lot of stuff that we come up with over
the years that we've long since forgotten, but it's still
interesting, right in retrospect, but this is not a
retrospective show. But let me
tell you how crazy we are about our passion for doing this
program. Till yesterday. Beautiful day here. Nah at the
hilltop watchtower. And Bobby Eaton is over. And I'm not quite
sure. This must have happened when I was sick or something.
And I'm kind of back at like 90 95%. Now, Mickey made some
kind of like appointment that she was going to photograph,
Bobby. And I'm like, you know, and these are like, really good
shots, if you know what I mean. And I'm just kind of, like
enjoying the show. And then I get a text from John. He's like,
all you got to turn on C span one right now. Douchebag fest.
It's the it's the correspondents dinner. You gotta watch it. I'm
like, Dude, you know, I'm, I'm watching a photoshoot with Bobby
Eaton official porn star of the show. He's like, you can always
watch that. Go watch the show. And I did.
How sad is that? I went inside and like they're outside taking
pictures.
It's pretty compelling ish. It was. I mean, both. I mean, you
had a double. You could have did you DVR Bobby Eaton.
No, but there's I mean, had the pictures but I could have seen
all this live stuff happening. Yeah, it got worse. Because I
was like, okay, you know, so then I'm like, I'll go get some
some some meat for hamburgers. And I come back and they're both
in the hot tub. I like
like I missed that as you jump in or what I can
be like, you were hungry now and they get out. Oh, yeah, exactly.
Like
oh, you know these things come and go. I'm a loser. So
what we did see the
douchebag show was amazing. Holy. It's so weird for people
who don't know what this is. And I always put this on C span and
the manner they did this time.
I don't know I don't think so. I don't remember it being this way
last year. No, because usually
used to be kind of like secret and you'd see a couple clips you
know here or there.
They show and I know see spend last year I know for a fact and
I didn't share before show the whole thing. They they didn't
show the red carpet douchebag
that was what was so amazing is you know ever and by the way,
could Wolf Blitzer be more of a douchebag the gods just
lievable. So they had this red carpet. And the deal is this is
like the White House correspondents. And they get
their one shot a year and they get to dress up and they get to
be celebrities. But of course they already feel and like
They're celebrities. And they get a red carpet and everything
and they get a rubber chicken dinner and they'll get the hang
out and laugh. And typically by the way, this is where most
presidents humiliate themselves in front of the press corps.
Yeah, and also they have somebody that humiliates them.
But it was just the opposite was ridiculous. It was like
wow, wait a minute. Oh, he's the president is up there using this
to slam Obama. I'm just slamming Trump Bok Bachman, everybody.
And then
she's slamming Bachmann, he slamming Pawlenty slamming. And
then he then he goes off on Trump like was like, Hey, does
Trump get to go up there? Why?
Why was Trump even there? Oh,
that's the thing that got me. I think he was set up. A Muslim
was watching the boosh bag parade
with Wolf Blitzer like not moving away from the cameras.
Like yes, I'm here. I'm already hanging out with his with his
hot side. Whatever. No, I think she's, uh, she didn't want to
one of the newer CNN anchors, he probably Boehner. Wolf.
He was all dressed to the tent. I didn't realize but you can
really tell that. Yeah, there's a full throat beard, which is
like total douchebag
long. Yeah, you always missing was a robot.
He had a time array. But
we're watching this thing. And so here comes Trump, because
plowing through is with someone. And I'm thinking the hell's he
doing there? He's not a correspondent or anything. So I
did that little research. And two things that kind of stood
out is that apparently they guessed that right house gets so
many people they can invite and all these press guys, they get a
bunch of people they can invite. Trump was I believe set up and
brought in by the Washington Post. Oh, he was the Washington
Post. Right? That makes sense. So they said, Hey, Trump, would
you like to come and be our guest? And then I know some
other screwy guests. They had a bunch of actors and actresses
that yeah, for example, what's the name? The guy that was
married to Courtney Cox and David Arquette, David Arquette
was there. douching it up? And he he was guessing it up? He
was. He was What did he see the
NPR table?
No, the NPR was way in the back. Oh, the
NPR table had my favorite ambassador to the United Nations
Susan Rice.
Oh, that's typical. Yeah, I had
David Byrne from talking heads very typical for NPR and also
Michael Stipe, from REM. Like really, really, these are people
you're going to
me? Well, there's journalists that would that should be at
this thing as a journalist event, and meanwhile they Screw
you. Screw you, journalists, writers, you can shove it
chateaux bringing in actors, in fact, USA Today, instead of
bringing in some of their own writers they brought in David
Arquette. Yeah, that's unbelievable. And then the one
that really got me though apparently the White House
didn't have enough invites for Eric Holder. Really? I guess
Yes. He tried to guess what kind of connected to the White House
news organization might let me think they could call it well,
who
couldn't be ABC?
Exactly. Call a baby, hey, can you get home gotta get hold
her in here. And we need to hold her needs, need to take it. And
then and you know, we have a saying in the music business, we
may have discussed it on the show before. If you can't cover
it up, turn it up. And I think that's what's going on here with
this whole birth or birth certificate thing. It's like
could I mean it wasn't even funny anymore. It was so stupid.
Like the the ladies and gentlemen, the President.
There's another like, I'm an American USA and you know, jets
fly in and
fly to get on the screen over and
over and over and over again. By the way I you know, so I think
by now we can all we can all pretty much agree that that this
this long form birth certificate is bogus, you know, for whatever
I mean, there's a million different reasons, but I
discovered one which I hadn't even seen. And you know, when
they throw it in your face, you know that you know, then it's
like the final nail in the coffin for this thing. The name
of the registrar who signed this birth certificate, U K. l li
u Kaylee ukulele?
Exactly. You Cal U k l li, like ukulele? Really? You're gonna
throw it in my face like that?
Well, you know that we got a number of emails from people
telling us that they've deconstructed the PDF file. It's
it's a conglomeration of a bunch
of different things and million a million different. We won't
even deal with that interesting. I
think, you know, I still, I'm not I don't care one way or the
other at this point, but he was brought, you know, he's probably
by day, they probably never had any good records. Who knows,
they piece cobbled some piece of crap together. But whatever the
case was, I have a two clips and are both kind of long, but I
think they're worth playing at the beginning of the show,
because they're entertaining. Okay. One is Seth Meyers was the
comedian, comedian. And he did very few jokes about Obama, in
fact that they were and they were all kind of positive jokes
where you're joking about oh, you're working so hard. Your
hair is turning gray.
A suck let's just let's just make it as his say, and he
wasn't great. No, he wasn't but he didn't have it was like one
of those Saturday Night Live episodes as long as the total
Saturday Night Live.
Stand up bit. But here's I have the medley of his best material,
believe it or not just about two and a half minutes, three
minutes. And it's it there's a couple in here but what he goes
after, instead of going after Obama like you're supposed to do
with these correspondents dinners as a joke, he goes after
C span he goes after the hotel. He goes after a does make one
good joke about MSNBC and Obama's connection together but
that's still a pot kind of a positive joke. Then he finishes
with by going after Trump and I only have part of the Trump bid
on here. He starts off with you know, I knew Trump was thinking
of running as a we didn't know he's gonna run as a Democrat or
Republican. I thought it was gonna run as a joke. Bah ha ha
ha we can play this I think at least get the the get people to
get into the feeling of the
mood. And remember, there's a reason for this. It's one we
did. You don't have to see us right. We watched three and a
half hours of douchebags to bring you three minutes of joy.
So amazing to be in Washington, DC and all this history. All
these amazing buildings. And yet here we are at the Hilton. The
red carpet outside was amazing. Who are you wearing? What does
it matter? I'm going into a Hilton don't get me wrong. I'm
very happy that we're at the Hilton because no matter how I
do tonight, I'm earning Hilton honors points. You may not like
these jokes, but I'll be laughing all the way to a free
breakfast. Who told you I had birth certificate jokes? It was
Assange wasn't it?
Still vice president because if not, I'm down to like thank you
and God bless America
now I can begin it's an I am also honored to be performing
for those of you here tonight. As well as the handful of people
watching at home on C span. Hey,
we got a shout out. Did you hear it? Yeah, I
know he shouted out for us. Yeah,
that's a shooter said a crackpot and buzzkill, but no.
C span is of course, the official network for wide shots
of empty chairs. Every time I tune into C span it looks like
they just had a fire drill. C span is one unpaid electric bill
away from being a radio station.
That's pretty amazing that listen to all these elitist
jockstraps these bronies laughing about of C span. Why
would you watch that? Because that's actually where you get
news from douche bags. That's where we actually find out stuff
that you don't report on because you read the crib notes, the
Cliff Notes.
People think Bin Laden is hiding in the Hindu Kush. But did you
know that every day from four to five, he hosts a show on C span.
C span is actually the biggest threat to the I'm just realizing
this. This is why this is happening. C span is a huge
threat to these jerk offs. Seriously, I mean, all you got
to do is just watch it and pay if
you watch it is but who's you know, they still do everything.
I mean, they're denigrating it here. I mean, you know, this is
not supposed to I mean, C span is not the problem here that he
should be, you know,
attack. No, do we have to listen to more of this? Because it's
it's actually pretty bad. Keep going.
I'm not complaining about C span. Mind you. I usually work
on NBC. So tonight, I'm thrilled to be on a network that people
actually watch
made a joke about I projected on four screens right now. It makes
me the third highest rated show on NBC.
They've shots of Trump. Did you see
that? Yeah. They had a lot of shots of Trump who was not
laughing at anything? No, no.
Comcast of course bought NBC this year, I'm assuming by
accident, or when Goldman Sachs cut up the network and bundled
it in the lower tranche of a CDO.
These are so elitist Oh my
God. He actually references that in the in the follow up here.
Okay. Better to end soon. And I don't think I can handle what
you got to get to the Trump Park recently. About three three more
guests coming.
I figured this was the only room that joke would work and it only
kind of did. It won't be joining me on the road. NPR is having a
party but I'm sure it'll be pretty sedate. How wild can a
party get when it's held in accordance with Sharia law?
Right. Wow. It's what I was told. I am contractually
obligated to attend the MSNBC party tonight. Everyone knows
how the MSNBC party works. President Obama makes the Kool
Aid and everyone their drinks it.
See I told you I told you that they all hate MSNBC. All these
guys they think the MS. The MS.
Gary Busey said recently that Donald Trump would make a great
president. Of course, he said the same thing about an old
rusty birdcage he found
Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for
Republicans because it will streamline their search for vice
president.
said recently has a great relationship with the blacks,
though unless the blacks are a family of white people. I bet
he's mistaken. Wow,
he really did get set up, didn't they? Yeah. And then, I mean,
the weird thing about
are they so afraid of him? Is that it? I mean, they must be I
mean, why do we
also have the Obama essentially a rant on we should probably
well, actually, Obama's timing is a little better than Seth
Meyers. But Obama came up first. I'm from novice I always thought
it was the comic that came up. And then the not Obama was first
Obama was first. Yeah. And I thought that was odd, because he
killed the basically he had a bunch of jokes, and he
denigrated Trump to an extreme. And then then he goes on about
the dead in Iraq and Afghanistan, which I was
thinking if I was the comic that had them follow this. I'd say
what what is this guy doing? He's killing the audience.
Right. And meanwhile, I was under the impression from the
years past that the comic would come up first, and then the
President would come up and kind of, you know, blast the comic
and blast the audience for laughing with him and all the
rest of it. But this was just backwards.
Well, it sounds to me or it feels to me like the SNL writers
wrote Obama's jokes and just gave him all the best ones. I
mean, who else is who else is writing this stuff?
I wish I knew this. We have to first of all, People out there
listening to our show. You have to realize that when Obama does
this show or any actually most people when they do something
like this, they use a team of about three or four writers.
Yeah. I mean, Obama's not sitting around writing gags NO.
I mean, he's not a gag writer and then there's plenty of
people that
spoke sold. Jay Carney actually said that on the most recent
gaggle, you know, they have a gaggle on Air Force One and they
send someone asked, you know, who's writing the jokes? Well, I
can't tell you that's national security all
Yeah. Which is bold crack. It doesn't get by the way, Dennis
that that is kind of a great example what they actually do
consider national security. Yeah.
That's really keep that quiet. So anyway.
Yeah. Let's let's know Obama. This is the I thought was was
on. It was also
wasn't that funny, John? It I mean, yeah. Okay. But it was
funny if you think about the fact that Trump is in the
audience taking it and not giving given an opportunity to
go up to the podium. I mean, this is ridiculous. It's like,
well, you know, even with a roast where you roast somebody,
they they roast tea gets to go a blast and blast everyone back.
It was very weird. I mean, in the past, we've he even had that
video about taking away the teleprompter. It was the
President's speech. They had like a spoof video, because the
White House always does a video. And in the past, it's been like
Barney the dog for Bush, but it's always kind of like, puts
the president down as a douche. But in this case, our president
is a douche because it had all these outtakes of him, you know,
like fumbling his, his his weekly address. It was real.
There were real outtakes of him just not being able to speak.
And it was like, what this is so good, because you know that,
that idiot from West Wing Week, put it together, just like
what's so stupid. That was very weird, was very backward. And it
felt like you know, we just have to come out there and just
humiliate everybody. And it's not I don't think it's the
intent of what what this fine white Washington tradition is
supposed to be.
Michelle Bachman is here though. I understand. And she is
thinking about running for president. Which is weird,
because I hear she was born in Canada.
You know, it's like, if you have these people, there's making fun
of your competitor or possible competitor is lame. You might
you know, this just you just don't do the undo it in
business. is dumb. I don't know. Doesn't feel right.
Yes, Michelle, this is how it starts.
Tim Pawlenty, he seems all American. But if you were heard
his real middle name, Tim, Hosni Pawlenty.
I didn't get that one. What's the name of Barack
Hussein, Barack Hussein Obama Who was needed it's a it's a
call back. Oh my
gosh, I didn't even get it.
I got it. Oh, jeez.
What a shame. My buddy, our outstanding ambassador, John
Huntsman is with us. Now. There's something you might not
know about. John. He didn't learn to speak Chinese to go
there. Oh, no. He learned English to come here.
You stopped. I stopped for a second. Now this is interesting.
This is very interesting, because this didn't ever even
made the mainstream news this story.
Well, yeah, I was watching one of the other shows. And news
shows I think it was I don't know if it was on C span or
where but anyway, and houses name came up as as because of
potential presidential candidate he's coming back from Jesus
Chinese and got
kicked out is what happened. They kicked
the guy kicked out because apparently he was thinking of
running or I mean, I understand there's some connection between
the fact that he's going to run for president challenge the
president and so he got kicked out and now he's like a
contender in some way shape or form. And I didn't this is like
just dropped. For one thing I don't think this is anybody has
any consciousness of this.
Well, certainly the news media.
Well, I was when I first I heard it in them, you know, like the
day before and then I heard Obama do this gag. Which is
where he's trying to denigrate his opponents think
he's trying to denigrate China.
I think he's trying slamming no no this is about the opponents
believe me and then to do with China. He is just firstly blast
Bachman any blast pull any any blast or blast or kind of just
not even good blast, just nudges and with this bullcrap. And then
he does the Houseman then he goes into hits Romney and then
he hits Trump. That's the whole thing that Joe is gonna do with
China. But the fact that this guy's name is in the mix, all of
a sudden I think he's a red herring or something.
screwy about it. Yeah, well, we got to pay attention to him,
then that's for sure.
And then there's a vicious rumor floating around that I think
could really hurt Mitt Romney. I heard he passed universal health
care when he was governor of Massachusetts.
something someone should get to the bottom of that. And I know
we're just the guy to do it. Donald Trump is here tonight.
That's the MSNBC table cheering for the ratings. Thank you.
And Trump is here to you know, I guess. I mean, the kind of
incest involved in the media, the White House Media, and it's
sickening. It's like, why would you? Why would he know Trump was
I guess, you know, that gets to have to clear it with,
of course,
is he going over there? It was a setup. It was yeah, it was a
total setup. But it just Yeah, that's what it was obviously a
setup. I mean, it wasn't as though he snuck in. But
listen to the rest of the
night. I know that. He's taken some flak lately. But no one is
happier. No one is prouder to put this birth certificate
matter to rest to ban the Donald. And that's because he
can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter. Like
did we fake the moon landing?
So in this also, really, this was this now this now? He's
insulting me? Because of course, we all know that we didn't land
on the moon initially. We all know that.
We don't all know. That's
what really happened in Roswell. Yeah, well, so. And where are
Biggie and Tupac?
Which is also interesting because that that is a more
recent, that's kind of fired up again, that Biggie and Tupac
thing that they're still around or whatever. Kind of we didn't
know that. Yeah, I was reading about it a week or two ago
that's kind of flared up again.
All kidding aside, obviously, we all know about your credentials
and breadth of experience T. Dick plan, for example. No,
seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice
at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team did not impress the
judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go
around. But you Mr. Trump, recognize that the real problem
was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn't blame
Little John or meatloaf.
You fired Gary Busey. And these are the kinds of decisions that
will keep me up at night.
Well handled, sir.
Alright, so now I got to offset this bull crap with some other
stuff. So there's two things happening. And I think it's a
very viable possibility. Although, for Trump to take this
humiliation, that's quite a way to go because I think there is a
possibility for a follow up to a new reality show that he could
be working on, which would essentially be kind of like
President Trump. And he could actually have political he could
have Bachmann come in and he kind of teams and how to save
the country. And it could be a bonanza, it would be a great
show, right, kind of a mix of Celebrity Big Brother, Celebrity
Apprentice. I mean, it could be a really good setup for an
amazing expansion of this Celebrity Apprentice format.
However, I have two clips here. And the guy has an ego. So you
know, I think he's not gonna let his his ego step out of the way
and then see, I mean, he's got punched the sucker punch during
this one. So he was in Vegas, and I'm sure everyone has
probably heard of or seeing this clip where he's he dropped some
F bombs while he's talking to a bunch of people in Vegas. Did
you see any of that?
No, I think I saw as part of the Vegas stream. I didn't see him
where he was cussing. Oh, yeah.
No, it was while he was talking about China and he says, you
know, I'm gonna.
Yeah, it's been played but number of times, go ahead. No,
I'm
not gonna play it because I listened to the whole thing. And
the F bomb was a distraction. I am now going to think that he is
actually taking this serious because he is pandering to
Israel. And when you do that, then you're a serious candidate.
I Think because you know, Barack Obama every single president
does this you need the Israeli Jewish lobby to get elected and
he was playing to this big time short clip. It's unbelievable
a real ally Israel
Iran has already said that they want to blow Israel off the face
of the earth developing nuclear weapons. Our leadership is weak
and pathetic. I mean, we can't even beat Libya.
I love how it gets everything wrong. We can't even beat Libya.
Iran says they want to wipe Israel. I mean, that's been
debunked as that's not exactly what Iran said. But okay, Trump,
keep going. Okay,
our leadership is weak and pathetic. So when a red which is
really a power and going to be a great, great power very soon,
especially when they take over a couple of more countries, they
can have so much money, and we don't do anything about it. And
by the way, when they take over a rack, there's no way we go
back, honestly, because we won't have the stomach to go back. We
won't have to stop gonna say you got to do you got to do it. But
what's gonna happen to Israel? When you have a ran controlling?
Probably Libya? You have a
ran controlling Libya? That's weird.
Well, that doesn't that's not I can see where the worries
thinking that because there's a belief that some of the Iranian
either some of the rate in Romanian money is going into
the, into the protest, or the rebels or whatever you want to
call this, that that's I don't think it's that weird. But
you have to agree with me that the fact that he's pandering to
the Israel this way means he's really serious. I think he
really wants to go for this. And then I have a clip from him on
Bloomberg Television. And we're and this is this is Donald
Trump. This is the reason why I think he actually wants to run
for President of the United States.
So I'm on the exact opposite side. And to be honest with you,
I think it would be very, very bad for the Republican Party and
a lot of other people because they did some polls recently
where he I get 29% as an independent, that's a lot.
That's far more than Ross Perot ever got. So I get all of these
votes as an independent and I could also possibly win as an
independent Otherwise, I wouldn't do it if I can't win.
I'm not doing it for any other reason. Because I like winning i
Do you know, I'm only in it for one thing. And frankly, if I ran
as an independent I would if I didn't win, be very negative to
the Republicans and
he only wants to win. That's the set it right there. The whole
reason I'm in this is to win. So I think he's in it. I think he's
actually in it to win it. And if he thinks he can win it, he's
gonna do it.
Well, they took care of Ross Perot who thought you know,
they, the Yeah, I mean, I got your, your date here. Let's see,
I got it in the book, pull on one. April 21. When I saw you
said, you think Trump's gonna run? I'm still saying no. Okay.
And I'm sticking with my thinking, which is that I have
I'm actually writing his his when is the final episode of
Celebrity Apprentice? It's coming up. I don't know. I have
the speech. I'm gonna write it. And on the show
his speech? Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna write his speech
and we're gonna present it before the actual episode. Yeah,
okay.
I have I have it almost done. I wish I could have presented it
today. But I guess no, I understand. I polish it up a
little bit. There's a couple moments in there that don't
sound Trump enough. Yeah, right
now. I do. By the way, gold food. $1,556 an ounce. I mean,
yeah, it's one of these little predictions I make. So four
years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, it's episode 300. And we have some
people to thank How are we doing this? Because everyone who?
Yeah, right, we have all of our 300 donors on one spreadsheet,
which I want to read their names in order by country at the break
at the donation break and in advance of that I would like to
do this once it just donated this last for this episode at
this time. Okay, so there but everybody in this group is
producers for this episode 303 100 club members, obviously
and 300 club members which will be posted on the website, we
probably will post it off of one of the pages at no agenda
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So, there's the way that Kentucky kernels operate. And I
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Yeah. Anyway, so the Yeah, but he's got to what the thing I
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oh really nice and bright and come up with a couple you know I
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I presume he's gonna like do a fair deal with us right? He's
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so much for listening. You have a job too. Do what's propagating
the formula? Let's go out and do it.
Our formula is this we go out we hit people in the mouth
say I'm proud are you human resources Shaddox
thing about this birth certificate Valerie Jarrett. Oh,
I hate that woman.
She was at the event out. Oh, there was a good if anyone wants
to check something I don't have the link in front of me but the
Washington Post had a great photo essay of the different
part after parties. And by the way the MSNBC after party seemed
to be the big one. What Palin was there? Oh, really? Of all
things the whole thing and and what's her name? The Palin is
Bristol, Bristol's there. I mean, this is ridiculous. This
is like this is like a critical mass. It's just really
douchebag show business for Ugly people.
How often I have to say is ridiculous. I mean, this whole
event. And by
the way, I didn't see any of the hot Fox News anchors around that
they don't get to go. It's really the ugly douchebags who
get to go there don't bring the hot chicks. They had
I saw O'Reilly sitting next to some right. Next Gen. And he she
was sitting next to Dennis Miller. And Dennis millennial,
those Fox women.
I'm telling you, Valerie Jarrett, who is this mysterious
woman slumlord from Chicago, who basically is the President's
handler, you'll see you're sitting everywhere. President
Vice President Jarrett. She's actually on the other side of
the President as the vice president. So she's really big
kahuna. She gets on the Joe Madison show, morning talk show.
And well, you know, just need all shut up about all this
stuff. Because of course, now, it's Trump now saying, oh, we
need to see his his college records, which I also don't
understand why that's been closed off to the public, but
whatever. I don't give a crap. But what she says is very
interesting. We're not gonna see the president releasing
transcripts.
No, this is nonsense. Okay. He's almost 50 years old. Thank you.
And he's president United States. And I don't think
anybody would debate his and his intelligence. Really?
That's kind of really so that's how that's that's what it is.
Shut up. Shut up. He's 50 he's president the United States. We
don't have to debate his intelligence. So
now we do need to get serious. That's an example of where yeah,
let's just get serious. Get back to focusing on what's important.
Yeah, I'm not releasing my transcript. Release you're no I
am not.
I don't think the president should release his call it let's
call it a
day. Let's call it a day. That's call it a day.
Let's call it a day. Douche. bag it Ah.
So I have a Alicia wanted to get one clip out of the way.
Are you eating? No, I'm
sorry. I'm not eating.
I heard I heard silverware on a plate and I heard you smack.
Okay, I had a piece of grapefruit. Grapefruit during
the shoulder. I told you all right. So I had one clip that I
wanted to get it out of the way because we didn't do a post
mortem on the royal wedding. Oh,
really? We've just gone through douchebags and but gets at the
point where we're gonna do have to do it. We have to do the
royal wedding. Really?
Yes, we have to do it. And because I've got they've got the
kind of the most insightful analysis by John Oliver who is
on the
to The Daily Show. Yeah. Really? Is this just been an abbey a
long clip? Oh, geez. 120 I can handle it.
And London. Guesses back? Just hours from now all eyes will be
on Britain. And no one is more excited for this spectacular
event than the British people themselves.
Why do we need the royal wedding?
Um, I think it makes a bit of a mockery of our country. I think
it's a bit of a fraud.
I think in the current economic climate, I find it slightly
distasteful that we are paying as the public for part of the
wedding,
I think is part of embarks on abortion. It should never
happen. It shouldn't cost us a penny if it has to happen. But I
don't need to see this.
Having said that, it's a multiple day we're all looking
forward to it right might know. But real quality English people
like friend of the royal family Victoria may either are having
none of that out of bollocks.
I think the British taxpayers being very mean and moaning
about paying for this wedding. I mean, it's a privilege isn't it?
And
people are already excited. We just look at all of these idiots
is they are excited because they're things Something which
is glamorous, and which says spar to write, be paying for the
royal wedding and clean the streets afterwards and for all
the security than to be paying for illegal immigrants to claim
benefits and live in sync estates.
Not make it a race issue.
Why not? Why not?
Oh my god, you know, something much more abhorrent. You
remember the love police? Remember that guy? I think we
played a clip from him in the past.
They arrested him. Yeah, so this is the guy in advance of the
wedding. Yeah, so this he was gonna hold up a sign or
something. Yeah,
this is the guy who goes out and hugs the police and uses a
megaphone and essentially exercises his right to free
speech. He got a knock on the
door. They had that much of a right to free speech in the UK.
They don't so so his girlfriend, who she's only in the video
briefly, but she looks kind of hot. She films the cops coming
to the door and coming to arrest him. And it's just a little
interesting piece. So there's two things I found three things
I found interesting in this very long clip. You can look at that
in the show notes as a link to but here's a little a couple of
snippets from it and bear with me one moment. Was the cop at
the door. He's going to now arrested. What's the issue?
Okay. Mr. Beech on arresting you as there are reasonable grounds
to suspect that You conspired with others to cause public
nuisance in relation to the royal Well,
that's great, you were arresting you on grounds of conspiring to
disrupt the public order, really, is called a protest. And
that's why he's getting the rest of it is really crazy that this
is happening in
2011 2011. You're also under arrest, on suspicion of
aggravated trespass at Folsom, Fortman and Mason in Piccadilly,
London, which occurred on Saturday, the 26th of March
2011, where you've been identified by witnesses as being
present. Your arrest is necessary for a competent
effective investigation of these allegations. I need you to come
with me to talk to our police station police say okay, what do
I do? So I would suggest if it's alright with you, if we come in
you can get yourself dressed, you can get whatever you need
mobile wallet etc. Comes up pops up with this immediate any
evidence for the claims you're suggesting? There is he's he's
marked as wanted on PNC by the Metropole.
Mark there's one is marked as white and we want him so just
they come in. And they have these cameras on their uniforms.
John, they've got these little and it says CCC TV or CCTV, and
they have cameras on their uniforms. He actually says it
that's not the case. Could you guys please wait outside?
No, I have to come in because you're under arrest. You are in
my custody. And you are much aware that I am actually filming
you inside my car. I have to make your way.
So is. So they have these little CCTV cameras, which is kind of
interesting, because you're not allowed to film that. Oh, she
did ask permission. They said yes. But you know that lots of
people have been arrested for filming the police in Gitmo
nation east and get arrested for that get
in Maryland.
I'm sorry, it's everywhere. And Gitmo nation, but now they're
filming back. And now this I like this girl because she she
just kind of lays it out there. And you these guys are like,
have you seen this video, John? Because they can't be older than
like, 22? No, maybe 23? I mean, and the probably the good lads,
you know, but they're just like drawing class. Yes, lads.
They're like, MK Ultra.
I think as you both know, Charlie's an activist. And even
I and many people were political activists. And it's I studied
politics at Cambridge actually, is obviously a foundation of our
country that we have the right to protest. And that's not
against the law. Now, I've I try this my boyfriend. I know full
well that there's absolutely no evidence of him doing anything
that's against the law. There's not the way that we work. We get
on with the police very well. We call the love police. We
specialize in giving the police hugs.
The guys expression is priceless when she says that he's like,
Could you come over here with little puppies? No, I need
you to hug right now.
We like good relationships with the police and Charlie went to
the mat the other day and said, you know, we we're not we don't
cause violence as what we do. But we engage in free speech and
that's why he uses a microphone and not weapons like what you
guys carry is very
good point. So he uses a megaphone. I like the weapons
you have because you know the cop the bobbies now, don't just
have like sticks. They got guns and mace and all kinds of stuff.
These guys are loaded megaphone,
and you're acting on orders, but you want to be very careful that
you're not breaking the law here, because you're about to
arrest this man. Okay, you've arrested this man. And there is.
There is absolutely I can I know, there's absolutely no
reason for this to be happening.
And here it comes pensee shows he's wanted.
But yesterday he was making a phoning and they said no, he's
not wanting to cause he's not wanted. He's not a
criminal. So you can use Facebook and Facebook.
I'm worried about you too, as individuals that because you're
doing things which I know if you were acting of your own accord
you wouldn't do and that makes me feel that you're slaves.
I love her, your slaves. And they're like, what?
I'm just doing my job, ma'am. I'm just doing what they told
me. That's what the Germans all said. We didn't know just doing
what we were told. Yeah, happiness. Nice go boost. That's
exactly what the Nazis said. Congratulations, everybody. So
that of course is not making the mainstream news. In in the Oh,
so joyous. United Kingdom. What a puppet show.
So I watched the wedding. No, you did
not.
I did too. It's our job. I don't know why you refuse to do it. I
didn't say I didn't. Did you get up at four o'clock in the
morning? And look, I have a woman here. Yeah. And the woman
needs to see the thing.
Well, I didn't watch it live.
Mickey's like she looks so understated. This is where you
have to watch out no relationship is when you have
like the royal wedding. And you know, you're a no agenda person.
And you just want to like throw your boat. You throw your Ugg
boots at the screen. You know, your woman is like, oh, it's
romantic. And you know, you just kind of like Bite your tongue.
Because you don't want to ruin that moment. You don't want to
go like elitist dipshits.
Well, a couple of things. That Archbishop needs his eyebrows
trim.
Oh, my goodness. He could like float a pencil on that thing.
It was unbelievable. I mean, get buddy. Like really get a clue.
Get some grooming tips.
He's wondering how much hair is coming out of his ears.
So funny. And then it's like, and then the other dude comes
over with the big hat and the bigger hat and I take the hat
off and put the hat.
Okay, here so you did wash it? You course. Of course. I just
told you that. So I got a couple of couple of questions for you.
I'm gonna here's an ask Adam. Oh.
Oh my goodness. Hold on a second. I was unprepared. And
it's been so long since we've done an ask Adam. Let me see if
I can find one that is appropriate. I don't have a
royal ask Adam but we'll just go with
Yeah, okay, suddenly the guy's gonna throw up after he does. A
grunge band. Okay, here we go. So they do this. Blah, blah
blah. They put the thing around him and then they all get up in
in a group of them. The bride and groom and a group of you
know, Pippa and a few other people go into the if you're
looking at the altar area.
I love chicks named Pippa are awesome. Any chick named Pippa
is just okay in my book.
So they go into the right hand door as you look at the altar
and they all go in there and then there's nothing happens and
they play some songs done done it, I've done it and so and so
then the group of people without the bride and groom come out the
same door. And we wait. Yeah. And then the bride and groom
come out the other door. Yeah, to walk down the aisle and
leave. So what was that all about?
Oh, they're all doing the doing blow off a hookers belly button.
That's what they're doing is behind the door. Jello Shot I
think Jello Shots was going on back there I got no I didn't see
that
British thing do they have to inject him with some fluid are
they sex act have to take place or I mean what goes on back
there what and nobody says anything when they're showing
it? Not one commentator commented on what they're doing
in the back there.
I don't know man. I really don't know. Well, I
was curious about you know, they were taking bets on everything
at this wedding. The bookies in London do anything they can they
were betting on? Like for example, the Queen's hat what
color was gonna be? How about posh
about posh spices had that was what an abortion That was
unbelievable. Queens had odd Zhan word was yellow. And they
actually had betting on who was going to be the first one to
cry. And guess who won? I don't know who? John Boehner
Wow. Wow, I can't remember I remember to set you up for that
one. log roll John always gives me like okay, I'm going to set
you up for this one and this kind of sucked but not as bad as
usual. That was okay. It's
always gonna suck. Yeah,
let me now I have something that will just be so much fun to
listen to. As you know, I'm always out there looking for
what's going on in the world of choo choo trains
on the board trains good plains bad
now so you know I subscribe to the RSS feed of the US high
speed rail Association, who have their own little website on my
website. Now this of course is the shill organization that is
trying to steal all this money to do all this crazy crap for
trains that we don't need, which will only benefit Berkshire
Hathaway and other people who actually Bill Gates apparently
owns a large chunk of the railroad as well have some I
don't know which freight outfit he owns.
Cx GTX dnmts X maybe CSX. Yes, X man.
So they they've got this clip homepage. And Andy Coons, who he
looks exactly the way his name sounds and the coons is on Fox
Business. I think what the Varney show was at Fox Business
Club, maybe Stuart Varney, maybe, yeah, I
don't know. And so they have this listed as Andy coons
promoting high speed rail on like, Okay, this will be a puff
piece, but it's the biggest fail in the world. And I can't
believe that these guys are so brazen, they actually put this
on their website, like it's a good score for high speed rail,
because I have to say, the Stuart Varney guy, who's a Brit,
totally nails the guy. And it's just one hilarious moment after
another. And you can hear the entire elitist agenda from the
get go and be here,
here's where I'm coming from. You cannot build a high speed
rail system in the United States, it will take you
decades, if not a half century. And that delay adds to the cost
making it wildly over expensive. And you say,
Well, it took us 40 years to build our interstate highway
system. It's a big infrastructure project. It's the
21st century we need to do it and we need to get going on it.
We need to do it, we just need to do it shut up. We need to do
it. We got to get going on it. This is this is how he starts
off. I'm like this will be interesting. I believe
they keep up on it. I mean, the fact that this high speed rail
listen to Marty, because he basically he's, he has all of
our hands. No, he's very good. He has all of our talking
points.
So you agree with me that you can't build it within a period
of decades, literally, I presume you also agree with me that the
longer the delay, the greater the expense, and therefore we
cannot afford it.
Or we have to build it. I mean, I don't know what else we're
gonna have for transportation in 20 years from now.
Well, what do you mean, this is this is already a done deal. We
have to build it. Yeah, we have to build it. Yeah, I got the
president. I got Oh, Biden. I gotta George W. Obama,
everyone's on board. What are you talking about? We have to
build it. What's your problem? varn.
What's wrong with the highway? What? I'm sorry.
They're, they're dependent on oil that's spiraling out of
control and price.
So your position depends entirely on the ever rising cost
of fuel, which we use, we cannot afford. But we can afford to
build a wildly expensive high speed rail system that will take
decades to put in place. So this
guy is actually saying it's because of the spiraling cost of
oil that we have to build trains, which apparently run on
water magic, total magnetic magic or something like that.
Really, it's
actually would cost the entire national system would cost about
one quarter of what we spent on the interstate highway system.
So it's actually not wildly expensive. It's a big
infrastructure project covering 17,000 miles, of course, is
going to be expensive. Anything we do that size is going to be
expensive.
Okay, do I have to pay for it? There was a proposal to put a
high speed rail system in place in Florida, the government of
Florida said, No, we're not going to do it, because we can't
afford for it afford it and we don't want to pay for it. And
you say,
Well, if we want a system we have to pay for we have to pay
for airports, we have to pay for roads. I mean, we're paying for
all that we need to do this. And this is how we're going to move
the nation into the 21st century.
Can you believe that? This is the guy who's the CEO. It's just
the best they can do they know and they have this on the
website like it's I do a better job getting your sleep with one
eyebrow tied behind your back. This is crazy. We have to pay
for it. Of course we have to pay for it.
Is there no cost which is too expensive?
I don't see that. It's too expensive. I mean, when you
figure out the amount of mobility you get per dollar
spent it's a mess. Much greater bargain than roads or airports
combined.
How many billions of dollars? Was it going to be at first
estimate to go from Tampa St. Pete to Orlando? How many
billions first estimate,
and the final estimate was about 2.9 billion.
So now it gets very interesting because now Varney starts to
trap him. And the guy actually falls right into the trap, which
really explains why this high speed rail will never get built
in our lifetime. And it'll be too expensive. If they really
continue down this road. He does a good job of trapping the guy
$2.9
billion for just that relatively short stretch, right.
But we spent four times that much on AI for the Interstate
between those that little short stretch. Yeah, but it's
in place. We've got it while we spent the money.
We spent the money because when the money was it's been
how long would it take to build Tampa St. Pete to fly to
Orlando, a decade away
about two to three years. No,
you cannot be serious. You absolutely in Florida will jump
on this and say not across my land. You haven't compensated me
enough. It's
so here's where he traps. Not anyone's
land. It's down the interstate. That was the easiest system
because it was the interstate of the highway I forgot
to interrupt some lizard or some tortoise or some bird that flies
overhead.
It's already it's already a transportation corridor. So that
was an easy setup. That was easiest one in America. See what
an idiot the guy is. He's actually tilting his hand by
saying, Well, this is why we started off with the easy ones
because we can show some wins within two years. And the rest
will take 100 years to build because everyone's gonna like
try and stop it. I think Barney's genius in this room did
a good job.
Yeah, Bernie's pretty good. I've seen him a couple of times.
They're they're grooming him to perhaps get a fox news show
really. He's in Fox Business and they bring him over once in a
while, you know, they got him in the peloton, or they kind of
queued up because they got the Glenn Beck spot opening. And
they're they're rearranging other people there, they're
gonna
move on. And just let me just give you the final blow because
he really nails the
guy at the end all as to what a $91 billion worth.
He's talking about China, you know, like $291 billion in the
hole. This is what you want for the United States.
So debt for the Chinese high speed rail system, one Chinese
Professor describes it as bit worse than the subprime crash is
coming to China because of this?
Well, I don't know. I mean, it we're spending five times that
on a war that we're not even getting anything out of it.
We're not getting a rail system, we're not getting you know,
we're not getting a strong rotation system out of that.
I'm sorry, I've wasted so much time in this interview, if
that's where you're coming from. You're saying that because we
spent what a trillion dollars in Iraq, that we're spending that
to secure the oil, we should be spending that on high speed
rail? Is that your argument?
What I'm saying is is that we have gone into debt to do a war
which we're not going to get any benefit of China's going into
debt to build
nails into the wall. But go ahead go go look at the US high
speed rail Association it's on their homepage and it says what
are
they thinking Andy Koons promotes high speed rail on Fox
Good job Andy.
There'll be a little something extra in your paycheck today
next time put him on MSNBC with a play the gap
really is like how stupid can you get to put them on with this
guy? I thought it was and
then show it and then be paying money you know maybe you should
get take this off the can you take it out of the archives?
I'd be doing a DC DMCA request takedown from Google now instead
instead what is this the brilliant Hill and Knowlton I
mean, they did they change this?
I'll tell you what it is you know what? Please oh the hill
Nolan is still doing it. But here's what happens is classic
public and anyone out there runs a corporation that uses these
agencies will say yep, the vortex right. They start you off
with the heavy hitters and the big fees every month and then
very slowly bringing in the
interns here you get the interns on the job.
No, I think Dorothy Dorothy she's new but she's she's really
talented. She just came out of Cornell and she chose to be able
to handle it no problem. Cornell Bill stays the same bonehead
you're so right is so right. They first they got the guys who
did the pitch come in. And they roll out for probably on an
account like this. They probably do six months. Maybe a little
longer
at a probably a million a month.
At least. And that's and that's excluding costs and you know,
the, like travel and hookers and stuff. Fantastic. Just I love
it. Great job. So I don't know where Andy Koons came from. But
he's not doing a very good job. He's kind of making our argument
for us. I really appreciate
it. Yeah, well, we don't make the argument that much anymore.
I think we'd beat it to death. so obvious, but it's kind of now
it's just falling apart on its own typical.
Is it really? I mean, is it? I guess it is kind of now this
states are rejecting it, right?
Yeah, I think it's his last cause. It'll crop up and watch
the left wingers who think, you know, like Michael Moore, we
think she's gonna take a train from New York to LA and be there
in 12 hours.
So, unfortunately, I couldn't find any video of the full
commencement speech that Obama did when he was in Florida. So
first of all, there's two things. This is great video,
there's no audio of it. But this is great video of the first
family coming off of the Air Force One, which by the way, it
was not the 747 again, so they went down to the space shuttle
launch. And it was the I think was the 757. I have no idea why
they why they don't take the good plane. The taking like the
bank, or they have two of them are no more but they've got all
different kinds. They have different models is not just to
740 sevens is this is like the 757
would be a 767 There's no way there's a 757 outfit. I'm pretty
sure it's a seven fit well, okay, I could be wrong. It just
doesn't make any social plane is cramped.
It's not a big plane. So he comes down the steps and it's
not out of the nose of the plane. It's out of the side
because it's smaller aircraft or whatever. It's configured
differently. He comes down the steps and you've got to see this
video. It's great because someone did it in slow mo. And
then there's a there's
a couple notice to what do you notice the way he walks? He
holds his hands up kind of like like Montgomery burns on The
Simpsons. He has his hands in a praying mantis position. Yes.
And then he bounces he bounces and his hands bounce up and
down. He's but it's like a praying mantis notice.
I'm Barack. So he walks we bounces down like a praying
mantis bounces down the stairs. And there's always two military
men there. You know, and they and they salute him. And then
the guy shakes his hand and passes a note to him. But like
almost like you give a maitre d a tip. And the President takes
it in his hand and he puts it in, he doesn't read it. He puts
it in his pocket. It's the weirdest thing you know, almost
like this thing is not going off today. Here's the note just so
you know, in advance. So you can like sneak out the back. And
we'll pretend you're here waiting for that thing where you
can go get a burger. It's the weirdest thing. You see this
video. It's like, wow, he slipped him a note. Maybe it was
a tip. I don't know. It could have been a tip. But it was you
have to see this video. It's
could have been a tip tipping the president keeping the price
a good job.
Good job on that the correspondence. I know that was
before the correspondence. Anyway. So he does the you got
to see that video. It'll freak out. You'll put your blog that I
guarantee it. So he does the commencement speech, which is
the kind of the graduation thing for the Miami Dade College. And
I wish I had this on
every college, every major university, I can tell you this,
I can tell you why. Okay, all right. It's because he was
promoting the DREAM Act. And there's a lot of immigrants
there who want to become
citizens and a lot of them at the University of Florida.
There's a lot of them at Florida State big schools. Well, they
paid him well, maybe that's what the tip was for. It's like
you're going to Miami Dade Pres. Here's a hundy I give you 100
bucks if you go to Miami Dade, let me slip that to you. So of
course,
I find it peculiar that he would go to Miami, just your dad
taking me seriously. This is screwy? I don't know. We're
talking about a I don't wanna I
don't know, I don't know. The only thing I can think of is
they have a bitter, better Military Recruitment Program
because he was talking about the Dream Act. And the whole idea
behind the DREAM Act is you can become a citizen. If you go into
service if you promise to go get yourself blown up and
Afghanistan. That's how the DREAM Act works. I don't see it
any other way. So maybe they have a better recruitment
program at the Miami Dade University.
Maybe they have a better PA system for all we know.
So here's his quote, class of 202,011. You and your generation
are now responsible for our future. I'm only going to be
president a little bit longer. You're going to be leaders for
many years to come. I do not find that weird that he says
that. I'm only going to be president a little bit longer.
Yeah, it is kind of weird.
You know, I mean, it's six more years.
Yeah, but maybe, you know, we still have it in our list of the
general kind of quasi and real prediction. He's gonna give up
and he's gonna call he's gonna give up for one showing spend
more time with the daughters. And it's possible just thinking
off the top of my head that he's starting to do his campaign
collecting, you know, early, he's supposed to get a billion
dollars in money. That if he gets like, if he collects a
bunch of money he can. No, you can't think Money.
First of all, you know, some can fall off the truck. There's must
be some money falling off the truck. And that's why he's out
campaigning so soon found
retired Michelle baby. I'm retiring. Richard date we're
going out in style girlfriend. So but to say that
I think it takes it I don't know. Yeah, go on. Yeah. I find
that that is it was awkward. Yeah, you're right.
I'm only going to be president a little bit longer. So a little
bit longer as a couple years to me not six more years.
Right. So years is a long time. That's a whole college. That's
college plus graduate school. I mean, it's more than you know, a
couple a little bit longer.
So I just thought that was interesting. And it just kind of
plays into our into our thesis about him actually giving up
which I think you called by the way.
Yeah, so it was a long shot because I still think Hillary's
you know, Jamie says Hillary now it's apparent Hillary is not
going to be the vice president. Because they've made the you
know, unless something weird happens, which is gonna always
happen at the last minute, you know, all of a sudden, you know,
Biden has to not run and they have to bring Hillary in because
they want to dig dig. You know, Hillary needs to be in by I
mean, she's already too old to run,
Hillary. Yeah, if you really didn't know, what are you
talking about?
As she Bill she's not she's gonna be too old to run in six
years. How old is she? She's 99. Really,
Hillary's 91 That was gonna say, celebrity Ambassador doors
closed door meeting our President had with Rosario
Dawson, big movie star Emilio Estefan. Of course, Gloria
Stefan's husband and a huge producer Miami sound machine but
you know, it's produced a lot of stuff. America Ferrara, you
know, the Ugly Betty girl, Eva Longoria behind closed doors
meeting because you'll see these people coming out to support the
immigration reform. Look for it. This is exactly what what was
always was always the mission you know, is combine politics
with celebrities in show business. And that's how we sell
the message. Where's George? By the way, we haven't seen him.
I think he's been kicked to the curb. I think ever since he blew
it we pointed out in one of our shows that Clooney blew his
lines. On one of these Piers Morgan he was born. It was lines
and that was that and the we haven't heard any heard from him
since it's like he apparently can't memorize his lines. He's
probably not very good on stage either. He has to be a movie
actor where they can you know, the person behind the camera can
yell the lines at you and then you repeat them.
And Matt Damon by the way is out. Remember Matt Damon, Matt
Damon was oh, by the way, also on Piers Morgan. This is
interesting.
Matt Damon was his output. He was brought back he was brought
into the mix at the Obama douchebag Fest at the
correspondents.
I got the clip. It was not good for Matt Damon will play it.
I've even let down my key core constituency.
There it is. That's the truth. That is your key core
constituency. You've got to have Hollywood
movie stars. Just the other day, Matt Damon, I love Matt Damon.
Love the guy Matt Damon said he was disappointed in my
performance. Well, Matt, I just saw The Adjustment Bureau so
that was pretty harsh. Don't cross the President a
Yeah, he's supposed to have a thin skin you know is there
always got the greatest sense of humor. Well, he's he's funny. He
has that he's got good commies as a comedian, he'd be great.
But he doesn't take it very well. And the fact that Matt
Damon did and I remember him doing it, I guess it was on
Piers Morgan. Saying he said I'm disappointed in what Obama has
done nobody you can't be done. If you're like his supportive
you can be a Republican, say whatever you want. But if you're
if you're a member of the Democrat cult, and you turn on
the great leader,
bad, you're out very bad on you.
Very bad. So like any other cult, cult of the Obama. I ran
into a. I was watching. Oh, it was on C span. David Brooks has
a new book. And there's a guy I have a clip that I'm developing.
David
Brooks is a writer for the New York Times, right? He's
supposedly the conservative at the New York Times. And he's not
really he's kind of a he seems he looks like he's a CIA guy and
who knows. But whatever the case is, he came up with this very
interesting book and I don't have the title in front of me
the chatroom. Can you have it? We should put it in our list as
his new book. And it's about research done on the brain.
Ain't and how people work in groups and stuff. Like that's
quite interesting. But he had this little he had a couple of
things that he did I have two clips. He had one kind of a slam
of the self esteem movement, which I thought was interesting.
But more interesting was the political commentary he made at
the question and answer session. And I found this fascinating
because there's two things you're gonna find out. One is
that Brooks David Brooks meets with Obama more than most
members of Congress do. And Brooks even found this to be
somewhat distressing and I when I heard it I thought it was
ridiculous to be honest about it they were Obama the great you
know, change Hope and Change guy won't meet with with with
Congressman Ryan at all. He's never met that guy here. We play
this clip.
What do you believe that our current? Can you name three
things our current president has done correctly, and a dozen
things when he thinks that he has not? done three?
Let's see three things he's done correctly. One, he's the best
education president we've had since I've been covering
education.
What is the bowl craft best education secretary?
By the way, I really Yeah. What I don't know where he gets that.
From what what the point of the I guess it's because that Arne
guy who seems like a dimwit is sells a good game. Are there? I
don't know. Or maybe because he gives us some attention. I have
no idea
to. I disagreed with him at the time, but he was right to rescue
GM. You know, I could list more actually, there are some things
I disagree with. But I do think and I cover the president. I
speak to him periodically. I certainly speak to people on his
staff almost every day or several times a week. And I
would say within the White House, I disagree with him, I'm
to his right. But within the White House, there genuinely is
a culture of debate. As for the failures, you know, you know, I
I thought when we did health care, I thought was we had two
central tasks. The first,
this is a reporter who's talking like this. Yeah, when we did
health care, we had two central tasks. What is the
administration? Well, kinda
just was to, to cover 39 million uninsured people. And the second
was to get our cost inflation under control. We did one I
don't think we did the second. So that would be one thing I
disagree with. I think he tried too much in the first few years
and really, really polarized the country, maybe more than it
needed to be. I wish he had he would call some of the members
of the opposing parties. Someone that I'm friendly with is a guy
named Paul Ryan from Wisconsin, a very smart chairman of the
House Budget Committee. I know them both men, they would really
get along, they'd have wonderful conversations about the future
budget, which could really lay the groundwork for some
compromises. But Obama has never called Ryan and asked him over
the White House. He's never had a conversation with him. And I
just think they should at least talk.
That's really interesting. Yeah, I
found that quite fascinating.
The Ryan is also a douchebag they're all douchebags Well, we
got that established. So I don't think we need to belabor it, but
the fact is that it seems as if you would,
you would meet the guy once or twice.
Yeah, bring him over. I mean, he's he's got like, you just
said a bunch of celebrity creeps in his office to you know, for
whatever reason, you know, Hollywood
celebrity creeps. Don't worry. He'll get some celebrity creeps
in whenever he needs to sell this when the debate his budget,
but it's like you won't meet with members of Congress, but he
will meet with people from Hollywood. I mean, is that what
we're hearing here? Yeah, apparently meet with David
Brooks. A couple times a month.
It's a we, David and I we've no Hello, everybody. David and I
we've taken on health care.
You got Yeah, I'm getting better. Right. You're getting a
little better. I think what if you read some of his
transcripts? While watching? I'm trying. I'm trying I think you
you have the right tone, the tonal qualities of your voice to
be able to do Obama. Hello, everybody.
This will be the best. The best commencement speech I've ever
done.
Yeah, it's it's very, I say within the next six months,
John, hello.
Let me be clear with you.
You will have nailed God. That is the key to Obama is actually
in the in the chest of residents. It's
gonna happen. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna have it
nailed and then he's gonna quit. Just about the time I can find
it doesn't want the time I can finally do it. Anyway, speaking
of healthcare for a minute here. So we've been tracking this
Alzheimer's thing. And wow, it's amazing because when you put the
human resources when you point them in a direction, and of
course we have no agenda news network again, if you want to
contribute just drop me an email Adam curry.com put no agenda
news network or na n n in the subject line and I'll get you on
the system. Wow, that just it comes in fast and furious. So
there's a couple things going on. First of all, Seth Rogen
seems to be the celebrity for the Alzheimer's. He's out
everywhere talking about Alzheimer's, how brutal it is.
See, he was on. Larry King is doing a special on Alzheimer's.
That's tonight, actually, I think. Yep. And Seth Rogen, of
course a great actor, very funny guy. And his I think his mother
in law has Alzheimer's. And so they interview him, you got to
put a celebrity in there if you want to get some attention. But
then I see this, I'm like, wow, now. So first, I thought it was
well, you know, we've got this talking about a vaccine. And
there may be a way to identify it earlier. Basically, if you're
just confused, you probably you know, have tendencies towards
Alzheimer's. So you probably get that vaccine shot a little
earlier just in case. They've lowered the bar for determining
what Alzheimer's is. We talked about that on the last show. And
now from the annals of British medicine comes fantastic news.
That a relatively cheap in fact, only two pence, two pens. What
is that? John? $18.02 pence. I think it's close to that money.
A cheap antidepressant drug costing a little over two pence
a dose could stave off off Alzheimer's?
Well, this isn't shouldn't be in the script.
Well, it is in the script, because do you know what this
cheap antidepressant is?
Oh, okay. What lithium? Oh,
yeah, so this is what they're gonna do. They're gonna say,
well, the
challenge is to screwing up the scenario for the
vaccine. No, no, no, no, it's
very simple. Because, first of all, not every single community
is going to want to have lithium in their water, but this is what
they're going to do. Just like the Chinese, they've, they've
talked about it before. We just need to put some lithium in your
water. And you know, it'd be good for you because it stops
early Alzheimer's. And if you don't, well, then you can just
not drink that and take the vaccine
makes you want to sleep a lot. Yeah, of course, lithium was
gonna make you completely docile, stupid slave. So I can't
believe that they're actually pushing this.
I can't You can't really? Yeah, right now,
what am I thinking? So that just like went, Oh, okay, I get it.
Everyone's jockeying for position on this stuff. And I
guess they're also trying to get the flu vaccine to be approved
by Medicare. So now, Medicare is gonna pay for it. Just nuts.
It's completely nuts. They're really going all out. They
really have no, just don't care. Okay. So I've got a couple of
good things for a second half of the show, which is coming up,
but maybe just to lead us into it. This is what is all over the
Arab news. As you know, I have my sources everywhere as a part
of the noise in the news network. Can you recognize these
voices John? Hold on
God, well.
Do you recognize the
voice? Yes, Mickey.
This is the phone call here
that is unmistakably the voice of Saddam Hussein. This is the
the phone call that is rocking the Arab world as the minister
and one of the ministers in Iraq had this phone call. And
everyone says oh my god, that's him. It's Saddam Hussein.
Isn't that amazing? And everyone's really sound like him
to me. I think it's him. I think it's totally I'm gonna show my
school but donate to no agenda. Imagine all the people who could
do that. Oh, yeah, that'd be fun
okay, this is gonna take a little while but there's a
couple of things we've got to do here one by the way, I do have
to add a couple more people to the executive producer roles
that came in as hardcopy checks
for today's Okay,
let's make sure that right. I'm gonna do that at the top which
is mentioned who knows? It's like Jerry Lenski in Memphis,
Tennessee. He really enjoys the show has been listening since
the beginning. decide it's time to become a donor and out of
Boehner brain scrambling examples you aired recently show
me that's really a good reason to wear a tinfoil hat. Yes, keep
up the good work. Also. AJ rice dad Add, who is the executive
producer of episode 202 is also the executive producer of he
sent us a donation plus 3333. For some karma Ivan give us some
karma. He needs some. Sorry. You've got
karma didn't mean to interrupt you.
He needs some karma to his co slave Chad Nelson who turned me
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I
can tell that Eric made the stickers because they're like
really? It's like, it's like Eric kind of like, is he in the
Tea Party? Eric the shill? No, but he's got like Thomas
Jefferson quotes and then no agenda.
bit much. He means well, yeah, well does. Somebody might like
to go to Tea Party member. I think that's the world's
greatest sticker. I haven't seen him possible. He's planning a
knighthood episode 333 We'll put them over the top but requesting
He wants to be come the Baron of Sepulveda or something like
that. He's also executive producer of 301 by the way
because he was supposed to be 299 I forgot to mention him last
week. Also we have a an advance we're going to have an executive
producer first show 300 and 301 to see Cape P creative LLC, and
also on this pile here is G Lensky. In Memphis, Tennessee,
which I don't think is on a list is $300 for an he'll be
executive producer today's show. Meanwhile, we have this huge
list. Well, let's go with the people that actually that
contributed lesser amounts to today's show by bringing up the
right spreadsheet, including Lapan in Mesa, Arizona. He made
a mention of The Daily Show the Democrats had to agree to 33
dogs just kind of a complicated thing to read. Little long go
ahead all bunch of magic numbers you'd notice and stuff.
Yeah, he's going for the 11 1111 He don't donate 11 $111.11 add
him you are not to add the extra penny when he gets close. He's
born in 1980 be turning 31 this year 111 was able to talk to a
local Army Guard CEO and hit him in the mouth with a no agenda
show and talk to him about briefing for all the soldiers by
the way that Don't Ask Don't Tell. Did you see the piece of
news that floated out this last week about the lesbian? No, but
in fact Obama says you know they're gonna put it off a
little longer. No, I
can't believe I missed that. You're kidding me? Yeah, Mimi
caught it
it was rolling around
Oh yeah. Gee, you think
so that's another Pentagon says you know we wish not quite a bit
it's gonna we're gonna put it off. No, nobody has said
anything and
they sing me how come no one alerted me to this is like my
number one pet peeve
they slipped it in under the like just under the radar during
the wedding.
Oh my goodness let me while you're reading I'm gonna check
and see if I can find this need was
I can send you a link it says only it showed up a couple of
places
I got it right here don't ask Obama once rule to remain a
while oh my god sorry I didn't mean to take the Lord's name in
vain but the Obama administration wants a federal
appeals court to maintain the ban on openly gay service
members until the Pentagon is ready for them probably by the
end of the year and to reject a demand for an immediate halted
Don't Ask Don't Tell. Oh man, this is in the ninth circuit
now. Of course it's never gonna happen. It's hilarious it's
never going to happen. This is what we predicted this is never
gonna happen.
And then we well you caught it. I'm giving you full credit on
this because you dug through the bill and found that the whole
thing was
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the flu. Let me just caffeinate myself here for a second.
I go.
So I did pick up on a couple of fun little ditties that we're,
you know, of course, I got my eye on what's happening with the
Arab Spring. As we know, Syria, of course is next. And what's
his name? Lieberman, Larry Lieberman. And Greg Graham, now
Lindsey Graham. And who else? And I guess the President
himself. They're all like saying each other warmongers? Yeah, the
president. So you know, there was an executive order. And you
see that the executive order for Syria. It's the exact same
script. So now there's an executive order that says, you
know, there's calling out a couple of these douchebags in
Syria and we're freezing assets is the exact same thing. Exact
same thing. And McCain, McCain is out, oh, we should go into
Syria. It's a human tragedy. It's just the continues. It
continues now. Oh, it's it's you do that again? So the United
Nations, of course. Did you did you? This is an amazing report
about Libya. That that horrible woman Lucifer Clintons, but
buddy, Susan Rice. She in closed door meeting, but it has been
confirmed by like a Washington Post, I think let me just see if
I have the story here. Thing was actually the Washington Post
that that followed up on the story. She was in a closed door
meeting and was saying, oh, you know, everything is so horrible.
And that Qaddafi is here to several UN diplomats who
attended the closed door Security Council meeting on
Libya, told Reuters that Susan Rice said in this meeting, that
Colonel Gaddafi had issued Viagra to his troops so they
could rape women. Yeah, I
heard that why you believe this crap? Unbelievable. I
mean, really? I mean,
I mean, that does it for one thing. It's, it's beyond. I
mean, it's the dream to think that this is a creative, you
know, because you're always trying to dream up little things
to get people on you know, to do to do to be on your side of this
war. You're gonna have any war. This is known. This is World War
One. You have to have a bunch of propaganda that vilify the
enemy, make them evil. This is such this is so over the top
stupid that it's like, is this woman get an IQ of 80? I mean,
why? Why is she even in this position?
I just find it such a horrible, horrible thing to make up even.
As an I was stupid. Yeah. Cuz this is really good. You know?
You're really great at combat when you got your jabroni
sticking out for five hours. Yeah, that's really great.
You're an idiot. Oh, yeah. No, because now that they have
weapons of mass destruction between their legs or something
I know this is a typical of women who don't know what a
penis looks like, or how it functions. That's for sure.
Yeah, that's what I would think that's part of it, too is.
I mean, really, quote, this is from Reuters. She spoke of
reports of soldiers getting Viagra and raping. She spoke of
Gadhafi soldiers targeting children and other atrocities,
really, really. She should be just, she should be thrown in
irons for this point, you know, but besides the fact that we
know that this is just not true, this whole thing is a setup to
take it that far.
And then meanwhile, of course, they kill his youngest and some
NATO attack, which is
that's already been denied that that didn't happen. They'd
killed his son and three grandchildren. See, AlJazeera is
saying skepticism solid, then it probably did happen if AlJazeera
saying it didn't happen. You embedded did
whatever the case is like there. Obviously they got feet on the
ground vector. We have a couple of clips about that. First of
all, there was an interesting, I can't remember what show this
was from, unfortunately. But it was the guy that was the head of
the security, the security correspondent for New York
Times, who I think may help John
Muhammad Muhammad.
I have had this heart on for more than four hours, who do I
call? I have to call my data the size of this thing to call my
doctor now. I can find the rebels.
She's so I got a couple of clips here that are just kind of from
I'll figure out what the show is when we hear it. But it's one of
the talk shows in Washington Week, I think. And this guy is
talking about Petraeus and how they're starting to play musical
chairs at the Pentagon and the CIA. And this is kind of funny,
because the guy starts to stammer when it seems as though
he may have not shouldn't have said what he did.
Now follow the bouncing ball with Robert Gates leaving the
Defense Department CIA chief Leon Panetta heads to the
Pentagon, while General David Petraeus leaves Afghanistan to
take over in Langley. Lieutenant General John Allen takes
Petraeus this place in Afghanistan and former
ambassador to Iraq. Ryan Crocker joins him there. As the top US
diplomat. Each man has a different career and a different
relationship with the White House that can tell us much
about how Obama policy and how wars themselves have changed. Is
that right mark?
There's a lot of familiar faces changing jobs. And one way to
look at it is that there's not going to be a significant change
in foreign policy or the war in Afghanistan. General Petraeus
will continue to do his job and CIA and I mean,
so portrays is going to continue to do his job of what overseeing
the drug shipments, because he can continue to the CIA now, I
mean, that was just too funny. But Gwen Eiffel is who this
shows Washington Weekend Review, I think it's or Washington Week
or something she Gwyneth was the black woman who, who wrote the
defining book about Obama before the election, about how to be
you know, all this. And then she was the host of one of the
debates was very controversial. Now, yes, controversial, but
she's having trouble supporting a more, more or less now. But
this guy goes on he, I guess he figures this mark. I can't
remember his last name. But he is the New York Times. He goes
on and on with a kind of discussion of the fact that the
CIA is already in the military and would feet on the ground or
they're calling him wingtips on the ground. So it's not boots
anymore. So this miscellaneous, NYT security CIA thing is worth
listening to
on if there's a certain interchangeability about the CIA
and the Pentagon these days, the Pentagon is very much in the
military business, they're dropping bombs. And in Pakistan,
the Pentagon is expanding its intelligence gathering. There's
this sort of whole apparatus of secret war going on, and so many
ways, Panetta and Petraeus will switch jobs, but they'll be very
familiar and in their positions,
is so unbelievable that the press is just so they're also
incredibly smart. They've got it all figured out. They can all
say, Wow, this is, you know, well, of course, is because the
CIA, we have to have more covert operations. And this is great.
But none of them is going like this is outrageous. There'll be
absolutely no transparency on who we're killing, with Predator
drones. This is crazy.
And the CIA runs the drones. And the thing is they use the term.
There's no boots on the ground. But there are wingtips on the
ground, which is the CIA, and I think the CIA has been whoever
they are in Libya, are trying to track Qaddafi, and that's why
they keep bombing wherever he shows up. I mean, this is not a
no fly zone when you're bombing houses that you think Qaddafi is
in.
Actually, I have a clip from the UN that explains that it's much
more than just a no fly zone, Libya
is at risk of a full blown food security crisis within the next
45 to 60 days, warns the World Food Programme WFP WFP stresses
that the country's food security system has been severely
disrupted. And the country is unable to import enough food due
to due to disruption of port activities and the lack of fuel
so they're not
just maintaining a no fly zone they're like starving.
Yeah, like the Russians did in the I think it was the Ukraine
or Georgia and just starve them just Oh, Russians don't eat to a
whole country.
Yeah, just don't eat well, that's, that's insane.
It's insane. Do I think we should pull out the Ron Paul
clip where he actually explains what's going on with the CIA.
This is from a while ago, we played it on the show.
played every so often. Yeah, cuz you got to pull it out to remind
us,
just to remind you that and by the way, this could easily be
your next president. If you mean
by the well it won't be because of this clip.
I mean that they're they're almost like they lived in a
different world. The military is down to morale is down the
money, isn't there? I'm looking for a couple more wars to fight.
It makes no sense whatsoever. But no, we don't have to worry
about the military anymore. Because it's, there's been a
coup. Have you heard? It's the CIA coup, the coup, the CIA runs
everything. They run the military. They're the ones who
are over there, lobbing missiles and bombs on these countries, is
not even the military that doesn't the CIA run says, and of
course, the CIA is every bit as secret as the Federal Reserve.
And yet, think of the harm that they have done since they were
established since World War Two. They are a government unto
themselves. They're in businesses, they're in drug
businesses, and, and anything take on. Have you heard?
Have you heard John, have you heard there's been a coup?
It's been a coup, and he's in the drug business to the
messages.
They're in the drug business. Yeah. So yeah, that's exactly
why
can't they run the military? So we now we have the head of the
CIA going over to the Pentagon? Yay. And we have a military guy
from Afghanistan coming to the CIA, and nobody thinks this is
weird.
shadow puppet theater. That's okay.
Yeah, no, it's fine. And the press will just like, let's just
go laugh at the President's jokes. Let's not be outraged by
this. And let's not because you know, the CIA is like, you don't
want to mess with the CIA buddy, he's gonna shut up and do your
job, just report on the royal wedding.
You know, if they, if even they actually that's not even, that's
only partially true, because they've actually taken the CIA
under their wing, and they become part of the media, the
CIA, various ex analysts, and current analysts, and future
analysts are all on all these talk shows on MSNBC, Fox, every
one of them is a CIA person. And they're telling, you know, their
position, essentially, or the agency's position. And it's like
part of the news cycle. It's like, well, what's the CIA got
to say about this? When did it become so part of everything?
It's like everyday society. This is basically as the secret
police. Although I think the Department of Homeland Security
is acting more like that. That they're just a psychic. It's
commonplace. So you just said yeah, the CIA, the military,
it's all the same thing that if to me, mainstream media said
that nobody would care. CIA has gone beyond being a secret that
shoot anyone who says anything.
Shut up. Meanwhile, now it's going to be meanwhile, the press
is still being duped openly. This is we have a great producer
in Canadia. And he's been sending me clips from CBC. He's
actually putting them on the no agenda News Network, which is
pretty cool. Yeah, you can guys get get some good click and
download. So this is about the civil war in Syria, listen to
this reporting, and where they're getting their
information from this grand old fantastic news organization
there.
Britain's Foreign Secretary William Hague said today that
Syria is at a fork in the road as he justified Britain's view
that military intervention in the Middle East country is not
an option. The US is saying the same thing. Even as NATO
countries, including Canada stepped up attacks on Libya in
the last 48 hours, international leaders have been speaking out
and condemning the Syrian Government's brutal crackdown
against its civilian protesters, but that's where it stops. Since
the first of this month Syrians have been in the streets
demanding change in the dictatorial rule of the Assad
family. The regime of President Bashar Al Assad has responded
with live ammunition and tanks. Estimates today put the death
toll at 453 with reports of unburied bodies lying in the
streets of Dara, where the protests and the government's
brutal response to them have been more most pronounced. Now
notice this is estimates reports of so nothing is facts. Nothing
is fact. It's just all stuff. So we need to bring an expert on
who should we bring on. John, if we want an
expert to talk about this, I'd probably want to bring somebody
in from the intelligence community. Now
I would bring in a blogger, I think that would be much better.
It's hard to verify the numbers that we are told hundreds of
people have been arrested foreign media have been barred
from the country and reporting from inside Syria has always
been problematic. Many Syrians fearing for their safety are now
reluctant to leave their homes. But social media has helped
Syrians tell the world what is happening inside places such as
Dara Suzanne cow ACWA Mala is a Syrian living in Valparaiso,
Indiana. Her family is in Damascus and Dara and she has
been gathering information and sending it out via Twitter and
Facebook and translating videos on YouTube. So this is
exactly what I would do as a fine upstanding news
organization. I'd report all this horrific thing say we have
no act Sure facts, no sources, but we've got this chicken
Indiana, who is watching YouTube for us. It's unbelievable
boggles my mind
is it's mind boggling.
It is out out. Sorry. It's totally mind boggling. And she
has she's Dad, I'm passing it on from Twitter ever hear of the
techno experts darling, the technical experts that Hillary
Clinton employs. And then on the media, just as we do a round of
assassination here. This is so funny. So, you know, just to
prove my point, that Twitter, you know, Hey, Andy Carvin.
Hello, Andy at N A carbon. And I pay attention to this
dude earlier this year 500 Or so Twitter's received tweets from
someone with the handle at James M. Titus, who posed one of
several generic questions. How long do you want to live to, for
example? Or do you have any pets? At James M. Titus was
cheerful and enthusiastic. Kind of like those people who comment
on the weather, and then laugh heartily, perhaps because of
that good nature, or perhaps because of his inquiring spirit
and interest in others. At James M. Titus was able to strike up a
fair number of continuing conversations. Only thing is,
there is no James M. Titus, he or it is a bot, a software
program designed to engage actual humans and social
networks. He grew out of a contest.
Okay, so this is a bot. Right? Which I think a lot of these
things are and if they're not bots than they're, you know,
they're systems that are controlled by one person who
controls multiple personalities. Yeah, that's the best way to do
it. Yeah. Where do you think this bot was created? John?
Probably Washington DC someplace Oh, no, no, no, no new new
revised
a social bought a contest staged by a group of techies calling
themselves the web ecology project. Tim Wong is the
director of the web ecology project. He joins us from
Berkeley, California.
I said Berkeley did I
didn't hear you say that. Of course this book Central is
Berkeley. It's Pennsylvania and it's Arlington this
week. People would new listeners this show we've determined based
on the Ling Ling thing and woman that was captured outside of
Iran at Berkeley has become some sort of a training ground
especially that school of journalism for the for various
CIA operatives.
So I was listening to the Dvorak Horowitz unplugged show which
was a good good episode this past week because you guys kind
of had like a no agenda laugh it off of it. Even though the world
is crumbling. It was kind of cool. Because you know, the
dollar of course is about to drop off a press. It's now
almost at this lowest point ever. This is just about to fold
up into a little paper wad why while is out of control a once
again, and the President is like oh, we're gonna get away get it?
Oh, I can't I didn't even want to clip it his address this week
was a long while you're paying four to five bucks a gallon at
the pump. You know we're gonna we're gonna hammer those guys
and take away their $4 billion in tax breaks. Is that supposed
to make me feel good?
Really? Just gonna make them pump price go higher? Yes. Pass
along stupid.
It's like, Yeah, this one I stick it up there further.
Please. Make me crazy. What was I gonna say?
I don't know. You're talking about Berkeley. And this phony
bots? Oh, I
know what I was gonna say. So I was gonna ask you a question and
kind of an ask John segment. So we have this. This debt ceiling
issue coming up, which of course we pegged almost a month ago is
the real conversation because little Timmy Geithner was out
there going unthinkable that they wouldn't raise the debt
feeling dovish to me? And do you think that it's actually
possible that they're that now is the time that now they're
really going to pull the rug, and we're not going to raise the
debt ceiling and then Standard and Poor will come out and we'll
reduce our rating? And then everything will fall apart? I
mean, could it? I mean, I know it could happen. But do you
think this is the moment? Are they going to pull a rabbit out
of the hat at the last minute? What do you what are yours? What
is your view, John?
I would say the rabbit out of the hat is going to be like
these guys are very skittish. And they talk a big game about
oh, well you know, we're not going to let them raise the debt
ceiling I promised my constituency and all the rest of
it. And then when the debt at the end of the day the debt
ceiling is gonna get raised and there's gonna be a few people
who really here's what you do you take a look at all your
congressmen and you see that a bunch of them were not were
elected only because of this one issue and they have this vote
no, but it's just so you Move on, right? It's not enough.
Yeah, there's just gonna be a few of them. So they're gonna
have to stay on that side of the of the ledger, then there's
going to be the guys that are the swing voters and they say
they promised that they weren't going to vote for it either. But
they've got the excuse. They'll have some bogus excuse that they
can do it, because it was for the good of the country. And so
they'll be able to vote yes. And the whole thing will get passed.
Barely. And it'll be but it'll be they'll lead up to a lot of
chit chat. And I think it's gonna be a distraction of the
week when as we get closer
to well, it's already kind of starting Paul O'Neill, former
Treasury secretary was on Bloomberg Bloomberg, by the way,
it's getting pretty interesting to watch because it's such a low
fi channel. And it really is because the screen is like a
third. It's like a cheap production. Yeah, it's totally
Lo Fi. And then people open up and they say the weirdest things
on it. Listen to what the former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill
said about anyone who opposes to raising the debt limit
on that point there. How engaged Treasury Secretary Geithner is
in this whole process. You've said publicly, when you were in
his shoes when it came to expectations as to the debt
ceiling, you would not allow for there to be any kind of question
as to whether or not it would have been heightened. How do you
rate Geithner and his handling of this issue?
You know, I think Secretary needs to be judged in his own
context. You know, I believe that
it by the way, did they hit this guy in the mouth that he's less
investor, the cat guy,
I think we got the right
guy could be an impostor. I don't know this trations. Now
for the last 30 years have made a mistake. In this stamps, there
is now a set of practices that are employed that are
effectively accounting engineering, to extend reaching
the debt ceiling. So Tim Geithner has said, we're going
to reach this way than on May the 18th. And he hopes that the
Congress will act by July. Right, you know, how do we get
from May to July by doing financial accounting tricks? I
think it's, you know, it, it, it helps the Congress to avoid
being responsible. I think that's a really bad idea. It's
about political judgment. Absolutely. I wish Tim Geithner
would say when we reach the depths and we reach a destiny,
we're not going to do tricks down here at our in the
Pennsylvania Avenue the Congress needs to be responsible and
adult and take action on the depths really. And you know, I
think the people who are threatening not to pass but
definitely in our version of al Qaeda terrorists
terrorists squirrel Okada, you don't want to go on these tests.
You're gonna get somebody in the chat saying, oh, Paul was in
Poland, Neil, whatever his name is. Oh, you know, he just had a
stroke your sister? Yeah. Oh, you
mean? Did you have a stroke please?
I'm thinking it's funny.
It's not funny at all. But what the way he talks and pretty
funny,
we'll talk about funny talking play the salsa lady. Oh.
John C. Dvorak special clip. Right.
Then you turn salad could have just been as data with cheap
Hardy appetizer. So when you scoop in the tortilla chips, you
can choose how much cheese and how much avocado to get. So what
you may have thought that was a not so really attractive fruit
turned out to be an incredibly delicious ingredient to make a
hearty appetizer that's wholesome and delicious, and it
will keep you entertained for hours. until you finish it.
Nice. Thank you for that interlude. John,
I thought it was a weird second entre Mall. It's like one of
these little things like throw it in as in between all of our
other clips and it's a woman this is called Paddy's Mexican
table the one of the worst cooking shows on the air on PBS,
by the way, and yeah, I can't understand a word she's saying
half the time. It's like why can't we can you find someone
who can cook Mexican that can actually speak English? Or just
to have her do it in Spanish?
Thank you tired Anglo for saying it. I can't believe sorry. So
quit. I
would like to be watching show that I can actually understand
the person. So asking too much really serious? Is it asking too
much? No.
Hey, I have a theory for you. And this will be one that are
you doing twit today? Isn't it time that you're on the show?
Are you Dan Are you bein Are you had been kicked off? Well, I
think they're going their own direction. And
so anyway, of course the Sony password theft. I think that
will regardless of whether it was false flag or not. This is
clearly going to be used to shepherd in this secure ID
thing. Already. The European Union is calling Oh, yeah, good
one. Yeah. No, I mean, it's it's just starting now but you watch,
it's gonna be, oh, we can't have this happen. This is horrible.
We need it for cybersecurity, it's terrorism, all kinds of
stuff like that. And it's going to be used to essentially
regulate us all the way down into submission.
Yeah, I think you're right. Nobody. I've got a clip here.
We're in Nepal. China wants to regulate the internet, which is
I think part of this too. They put
cyberspace under its Security Wing, for the military side of
the universe, the so called.mil that the Department of Defense
would have the lead about for the civilian side of the
government and for the intersection with the private
sector, that the Department of Homeland Security would have the
lead. Nepal on autonomous
talk also focused on recruiting as graduates with technical and
policy backgrounds are in demand by the government.
Does she does have a stroke or stumbling.
Problem with that. She's so haughty and arrogant. Yeah,
she's recruiting Well, she's the head of the secret police I
mean, you wouldn't be too surprised she shows up anyway. I
bet
you she dresses up at night in like leathers with a whip and
stuff you know she's actually a guy hi boots now now she's kind
of a high boots with a cap.
Well, I mean that you could go to harkens back to J Edgar
Hoover whipping
some guy in who's wearing a diaper. You know what I mean?
Don't don't just have that that vision. It feels so what we need
we had
to did we have to think about this and figure out who the guy
is because some famous politician who's
the guy who's the guy in the diaper is the guy in
the diaper. The guy
in the diaper. I'm the next no agenda show.
I have one clip, which I think I've been debating whether this
should be an end of show clip, but I'd rather play it and
discuss it with you. It's three minutes.
Okay. And it's in play the David Brooks self esteem clip at the
end of the show, which is actually pretty interesting.
I'll
actually line that up for you. Is it a long one?
It's not real long. It's about 20 minutes long enough.
Okay. So this is from an article written by John Paul pugel, who
is French. It's narrated by a guy named T West. And it's about
the This is an article that he wrote, of course, I'm glad that
it's been translated into English and narrated for our
convenience, because my French is not good enough.
Thanks for the excellent.
And it's about and now it's a it's a multi parter YouTube
clip, for some reason, I couldn't release that as an mp3.
And I've linked to it in the show notes. So you might want to
listen to the whole thing, because it's very interesting
gets all the way into Nelson Mandela. And it's really about
Africa and North Africa. But in particular, two things that are
be highlighted here, this is about the real reason for the
attack on Libya. And it also mentions which country is next.
And when I heard this, it made so much sense. You want to just
take a quick guess I mean, after Syria, obviously Syria is next
what's after Syria, and he I think Yemen
is gonna fall but I don't know what you're thinking. I mean,
it's your predecessor probably leaning toward an African
country. Yeah. Oh,
no, of course it is. But it's North African. And it's
Morocco or Algeria. It's yeah, so obvious.
So I clip this down, because much longer. But he starts off
by saying, really, a lot of these problems started when
Gaddafi put up $300 million of a $500 million fund, which is put
together by the African Union, which is not part of what the
douchebags want to set up and what the European Union is
funding. And it was for a telecom satellite. So
apparently, in, in Africa, but certainly in North Africa, prior
to the satellite, which launched a couple of years ago, the
African Union had to pay in total $500 million a year, four
or $500 million a year in fees to make phone calls via the
satellite. And so Gadhafi was one of the guys who said, Dude,
this is ridiculous. You know, it's the most expensive phone
rates were calling anywhere from even if you were in the same
country, if you were calling just to a different area code
from like, you know, Tripoli to Misrata, it would cost like 10
bucks a minute, because you were going through this it could very
expensive satellites. So Gadhafi was the guy who led the charge
to put their own satellite in space. And they were actually
with the Chinese and the Russians, building a new really
high tech way advanced satellite that was gonna launch in a
couple of years. So that's the setup, which I'm just told you
here to skip the 20 minutes the guy takes explaining it, but now
listen to what he says the real reason for this attack on Libya.
Libya caused the West not just a private debt of $500 million per
year, but the billions of dollars in debt and interest
that the initial loan will generate for years to come and
in an exponential manner, thereby helping maintain an
occult system in order to plunder the African continent
African Monetary Fund African central bank African Investment
Bank, the United States $30 billion frozen by Mr. Obama
belong to the Libyan central bank and had been earmarked as
the Libyan contribution to three key projects, which would add
the finishing touches to the African Federation, the African
investment bank in searching Livia and the establishment in
2011 of the African Monetary Fund to be based in Yandi with a
$42 billion capital fund and the Abuja based African central bank
in Nigeria, which when it starts printing African money, we're
raising the death nail for the C F a franc through which Paris
has been able to maintain its hold on some African countries
for the last 50 years, it is easy to understand the French
wrath against Qaddafi. Now, as a commentary note, this is why the
French are supporting and backing their boy, I will say
Altera that's the guy in the Ivory Coast, which happened at
the same time as Libya, you'll recall
and this is why they oppose Lorient backdoor Lauria bank
vault and Gaddafi we're working together towards the interests
of the African people towards the interests of the African
continent. Our say Altera is an enemy of black people all around
the world. He is an enemy of Africa and the African Union
must ensure oppose him known back to the article, the African
Monetary Fund is expected to totally supplant the African
activities of the International Monetary Fund, which was only
$25 billion was able to bring an entire continent to his knees
and make it swallow questionable privatization, like forcing
African countries to move from public to private monopolies. No
surprise then that on the 16th and 17th of December of 2010,
the Africans unanimously rejected attempts by Western
countries to join the African Monetary Fund saying it was only
open to African nations it is increasingly obvious that after
Libya the Western coalition will go after Algeria because apart
from its huge energy resources, the country has cash reserves of
around $150 billion
so I really like weird audio obviously but I really liked
what this guy is saying because it makes a lot of sense and put
a lot of dots together for me
Well, we'll see
if well the whole idea that
because Algeria hasn't even been on the radar
well we've got some celebrities leftover we can who can we put
up and get plenty I think they just met with Obama. Who can we
put up in in Algeria we need a celebrity for Algeria. Algeria
is
a good one because Algeria is a pretty cool place everyone who
ever I haven't been there but everyone who goes there says
really a nice place and it's huge. It's huge. And a lot of
tourists like going there which by the way
we can we can we can start killing tourists then there'll
be another humanitarian problem.
Talking about tourism if you if you're done with this topic.
Yeah, well,
I just want to say so let's just write down Algeria. I got it. I
wrote it down. Yeah. And I think the whole idea that the French
plague is
gonna be before Yemen. Yes. I think it's gonna fall apart
before that happens. I don't think there's a choice with
Yemen I think Yemen Saudi control
by the way when I hear this guy, I miss our mack daddy, man.
Yeah, I'm
gonna track down what's going on with him. So I guess in May, the
what's it called? A brood. 19 is popping. What's the brood? 19 is
the giant I think is every 13 years, the cicadas come out of
the ground and start eating everything. This is the big one.
This is the brood 19 It's called and I have actually I was it
last time it hit. It was in 1998. It was remember this
because we still had the house in New Jersey. And we had a huge
cicada problem. Does everyone know what a cicada is? I don't
think everyone on
only people from Chicago East know what these things are. They
don't really exist in the West. And cicada is like a giant
grasshopper that also referred to as a locust. Although they're
slightly did there's different kinds of these animals, but they
they just essentially
make up Probably a lot of noise,
they pop up 885 decibels. Yeah, it's unbelievable. out of the
ground once every decade, it depends on the group. There's 12
year ones, but these are 13 years in cycle they, they pop
out by the billions, eat everything in sight, everything.
Yeah. And then they lay a bunch of eggs and die. And then they
stink up the place because there's billions of dead bugs
rotting and they leave
these shells, these these bits of man's shells, you crunch on
your feet. So
it's disgusting.
They crunch, eat them.
So they're so they're, they're happening in May, and I was
reading about this. And this is the big group. And I was
actually when I was a little kid, and we had an outbreak of
these things in Chicago, you could hear just a buzzing sound
everywhere I went but when I was in Atlanta, where these things
in the south, that's where it's really a problem right now. It
was so noisy that you could barely get to sleep at night. It
was just it was like 85 decibels one bug can do that. And you
just have a million of them billions.
And so this is all happening in the south now.
Well, it's mostly in the south. And the fact is, is that I don't
understand why they can't because it does a disaster for
the crops or trees are stripped.
Can we get some kind of get those guys like genetically
modified or something and make it into
their time? Genetically, I just don't matter modify these bugs,
whatever you do. But anyway, I think they should turn this into
a tourist attraction. The wood Don't you think?
Yeah. Hey, go down south and catch a tornado while you're at
it. I'm telling you how coincidental is it by the way
that on the day of the great American shakeout that Did you
see the video of that thing? That tornado by the way Rhino
the bearded is down there and like he knows people who got
killed I mean is like his community has been decimated
because of this is crazy. I saw that video. I'm like, wow. And
you know, now they're talking of the I guess.
Yeah, but that was one at one point. 100 of those things are
on the ground at the same time.
I mean, if I in a moment I'm looking at that and going like
maybe they were trying to get the earthquakes going for the
drill and then they messed it up and turn it into these things. I
mean, I've never seen anything like it. They happen in 1974 to
show there you go I have never seen anything like it. And now
they now they want to blow up the levee to flood like millions
of acres. Which of course is you know, what is that? It's like 8
million pounds of water. Do you think that would set off some
earthquakes? I mean, it's this is bad bad news.
Flood everything they're gonna be they're gonna flood the
cicadas right. This is
horrible. And of course, where's our celebrity telethon now?
Oh, yeah, there's no the I know these people are in by the way.
Here's a classic. Again another link that came in from Mimi
which is apparently FEMA is not doing anything because they now
they claiming this is out of Nepal autonomous office. They
say well, you know, nobody's asked us to help Oh geez. You
can look into this is like FEMA is like again, do not dare
botching it like it would do with the with the Hurricane
Katrina they were down there screwing things up. Now they're
not even bothering there's just you know, let people fend for
themselves because
we have to make sure that we're feeling up little children at
the checkpoints to get ready for my reality show got no fraud no
got got absolutely no time to go down and say Hello people.
This will be brushed under the I mean, this is a mess. I mean,
they showed pictures is just complete. Cities gone. Just a
bunch of rubble.
And the President goes down. Hello, everybody. Unbelievable.
Well, he called the state of emergency. I guess that's good.
But then it's still where's the where's everyone helping out?
I don't know. Where's Clooney?
We need it. We now Clunies Lers Clinton,
right? Crazy. Give me drawing attention to the thing while
it's scoring the money. So amazing.
For some reason, the Wall Street Journal drops off the Saturday
and Sunday paper edition. I'm trying to get me to buy it. And
that includes the Wall Street Journal magazine made me throw
up in my mouth. So they have these beautiful nails, like a
real luxury magazine was stuff you can never afford. Like a
$20,000 toilet that keeps your butt and rings and you know,
they've managed budgets, decadent bull crap, incredible,
decadent bull crap. It's like you're not going to the wrong
door, buddy. I'm not going to subscribe. And they have this
whole pictorial of all the beautiful architecture, the
gingerbread houses that are being restored and the iron gate
market in Haiti is unbelievable. This is beautiful. This is the
thing that Clinton did this whole restoration of the Iron
Gate market. Yeah, it looks great. As long as you don't turn
180 degrees and look at the dead people. whooping cholera
intends. unbelievable
to me.
So a couple of magic numbers for your job as we start to wind up
the show here. 33 insurgents killed in northwest Pakistan. US
gasoline futures and that highest in 33 months. There's,
I'd say that would be a notice for you right there. Yeah,
definitely. That's a little message smartphone users 33%
would give up chocolate before giving up their smartphone. Play
tech poker revenue down 33%. Stock markets rally to 33 month
high and dollar hits 33 month low.
Is it?
Could they throw it in my face any harder? Yeah.
Give them a toot.
Unbelievable.
So of course, all of the stories discussed in today's program are
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him in the mouth.com. And we had some good ones today as well. A
lot of them. Yeah. People doing a great job. Thank you everybody
for supporting our show keeping everything going. Of course
we've got the the long the long in between show space now. So
we'll have tons of stuff to talk about on Thursday. I'm quite
confident. And the end of show clip what is it John the David
Brooks on Selfoss? Yeah,
this is David Brooks every furring to the fact that I II
never blames anybody because he's got this like I said this
new book coming out about but the but but the underlying
message here is that the self esteem movement, which began I
don't know in the 70s, or 80s has basically ruined the country
made everybody a bunch of ego maniacs. And it's just the way
you relate to us. I thought it was a very good, very good
message.
Okay. Coming to you from get my nation West, the People's
Republic of Southern California. Yay for the 300th episode. I am
Adam curry.
And I want to thank everybody who helped us out on this 300th
episode. And by the way, it's May Day. I'm John C. Dvorak,
we'll
talk to get on Thursday right here on no agenda.
And I happen to hear a show called command performance,
which was a rebroadcast of an old radio show, and the episode
I heard was aired on VJ Day, the day we won World War Two. And
Bing Crosby was the host of the show and all the big stars are
on it, Bob Hope and Marlena Dietrich, he got out there and
he said, we've just learned we won World War Two, but I guess
we're not proud. We're just feel humbled. We're just glad we got
through it. And Burgess Meredith got out there and read a passage
from Ernie Pyle, the great war correspondent and pile wrote, we
won this war because we have brave soldiers, we have great
allies, we happen to have a lot of material abundance in this
country. We didn't win, because we're God's chosen people. We
didn't win because we're anything special, we should just
be glad and be worthy of the peace. And that tone of humility
was so striking to me. On the day they won World War Two, then
I get home and I turn on TV, watching football, and a
cornerback tackles a wide receiver after a two yard gain,
and does this victory dance to himself first great achievement
and occurred to me I just seen greater self puffery after a two
yard game and winning World War Two. And I do think this is a
change from a culture of self effacement nobody's better than
me, I know better than anybody else, to a culture of self
celebration. Look at me, I'm pretty damn good. And the
polling data used to support this is my favorite one is that
Gallup asked high school seniors in 1950. Are you a very
important person? And 12% said yes. And 2005 asked again, are
you a very important person, and it wasn't 12% it was 80%. And so
that's just the change. And if you look at our math scores,
we're in 36 in the world and math performance, but we are
number one in the world in thinking we're really good at
math. And so that that's a change. And this expansion of
the self, I think has led to partisanship, because I have I
know the answers to everything and everybody else who disagrees
with me is just in the way. I think it's led to the expansion
of debt. Because why should I say for future generations, I'm
here. I feel less connected to the broad change. And I think if
you if you look at the societies that have done really well in
math, they're the ones who have least confidence in their own
abilities. And so the I think the lesson from the research is
that you should have a slightly above average view of yourself.
You should exaggerate your virtues a little to make sure
you did go out and dare and try difficult things that are hard
for you. But we've sort of taken it a bit To the extreme. And one
of the phrases that that I think is the core of my political
philosophy is the phrase epistemological modesty.
Epistemology is the study of what you know, modesty is
modesty. And we should all be aware of how little we know
about ourselves, how little we know about the world, and we
should prepare ourselves for those weaknesses at all times.
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