Little police police I got a badge says poop police Adam
curry,
John C. Dvorak. Sunday, March 28 2011. Time for your Gitmo
nation media assassination episode 288.
This is no agenda.
Proud to be in America saving the world from evil dictators
here at the hilltop Watchtower crackpot command center get one
nation West, the People's Republic of Southern California.
Yay. In the morning, everybody. My name is Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley, also known as a flood
zone. I'm John C. Dvorak.
Buzzkill. Yay. In the morning to you, my good friend
John's. You and in the morning to all ships at sea.
Indeed. And those boots on the ground, and there's plenty of
them
and the cruise missiles in the air. Ah,
you know, I think we need to get this out of the way right off
the bat.
Too many clips, but they're all they are. They're actually
ancillary.
Yeah. I did it a little bit. No, I did a lot of work. Actually,
yesterday.
Before you go on with that. Can I ask you a question? Yes. Wait,
Does this qualify? With all this activity? This is hot this this
vlog. Hold on a second. John C. Dvorak has got a burning
question. As Yes, John, let me these things do you have? I'm
not so sure. With all this kind of this is like important world
event stuff. Why is Obama in Brazil? And Hillary's in Paris
shopping?
You mean George W. Obama? This is my new name for him.
His values?
His name is George W. Obama. Well, I can tell you exactly
why, in fact, when I wasn't going to do this one first. But
so Oh, my goodness. Oh, I see you have interesting clips. So I
what I did is I went in and looked at the UN resolution.
John,
I got a UN resolution clip for you. Okay.
So because you know, whenever
you're talking, you're not talking about the UN resolution
set. 1973. Are you?
No, no, no, no, you're you're misunderstanding
misunderstanding how it works. The number of the UN resolution
is UN Security Resolution 1973. That doesn't mean it's from
1973. Before
it was from 1973. Wow, you fool,
you fool. Why do you think that?
Because Hillary, I have a clip here to prove my point. If you
want me to jump in here, we'll go ahead. Let's do it. Of
course, then, of course, I caught myself off guard. So I
don't have my list of clips in front of Hillary
and Jill, Hillary and Matt Hillary not in bed with a RABs
part. Oh, and part one, Hillary on stopping Qaddafi.
Yeah, Hillary and stopping Qaddafi? All right, let's listen
to that
we should take stock of where we are and how we got here. And how
many times the international community called on Qaddafi to
end the violence against his own people since 1970.
Obviously, she didn't say that. We'll keep going demonstrable
steps
to add the aggression and pull back. And time and time again,
starting time and
time again. First resolution been going on for years, Adam
years. Let her play some more
1970. Through the process, the succeeding time period, there
was no evidence that he intended to do so despite various claims
that were made. Oh, and if the international community is to
have credibility, in this show of unity that 1973 represents,
then action must take place.
Okay, hold on. Let me the union stop it. So So time and time
again, this has been going on forever, according to Hillary.
And so I looked up and I read through I skipped 1973, just
like that resolution 1971.
This is very interesting. And I'll tell you why. Because if
you look at resolution 1973, line number one, John, the
Security Council comma, recalling its resolution 1970
from the 26th of February 2011, which means you've got to go
back to the 1970 resolution resolution, which is not from
1970. It's from the 26th of February.
Wait a minute hold on a second 26th of February, to the day
that Hillary said has been going on forever is only 21 days. Are
you telling me that in 21 Short days this constitutes we've been
trying to do something About this time and time and time
again, it gets
even worse because I'm in paragraph four of resolution
1970 from the 26th of February 2011. And they have all these,
each paragraph starts off with expressing, deploring,
welcoming, taking note, and here welcoming the Human Rights
Council resolution a HRC, Ras s 151, one of the 25th of February
2011, one day before, including the decision to third day wait,
including the decision to urgently dispatch an independent
international commission of inquiry to investigate all
alleged violations of international human rights law
and the Libyan Arab Jamahiriya to establish the facts and
circumstances of such violations and of the crimes perpetrated.
And where possible, identify those responsible. So what
they're saying here is that these are alleged violations,
and that they want to send a United Nations Human Rights
Council team to go and verify the fact so of course, I went
and looked at what the Human Rights Commission of the United
Nations had to say. And they say, the commission is expected
to begin its work in the next two weeks and report its
findings at the next council session in June. They didn't
even wait to find out if it was true or not. They didn't even
wait to see if it was true
for time and time and time again, over the last
20 days, 20 days time and time into. Well, of course, in both
these resolutions. It's almost like an apple Terms of Service.
It's very funny. And so actually 1973 is not a very good
resolution, you need to look at 1970 That's the one that's the
1970s a good one that has the way I read 97 It was the
following
take all their money. That's exactly the document is about
taking money.
Yeah. 97 He says we don't like what we think is going on. So
we're taking all your money. Yeah, and
by the way, if someone has if that money is supposed to pay
rent or legal fees, then it's okay. That money can be taken
for that. So bankers with interest payments, lawyers,
everybody gets to take their money, but all the rest is like
in lockup, we just took your money, bitch. Now as with
Apple's Terms of Service, this could have been written by the
apple legal team, at the end of both resolutions
may have banned it. We don't know now, we don't
know clearly states.
Commitment to review. A firm's that shall keep the Libyan
authorities actions under continuous review shall be
prepared to review the appropriateness of the measures
contained in this resolution, including the strengthening
modification suspension or lifting of the measures as may
be needed at any time in light of the Libyan authorities
compliance with relevant provisions of this resolution.
So in other words, we have the right to change our terms of
service at any moment. And it only took us 20 days and we did
it. Now the funniest thing, the funniest Celerio it is time and
time and time 20 days. The funniest thing is
well, by the way, they've been more people been butchered in
Dar for Yeah.
Well, Wanda, there's no oil there. No, no oil in Rwanda.
Also have interesting note is that a lot of this refers to the
International Criminal Court which the United States of Gitmo
nation doesn't even recognize. Right?
Yeah, we don't even recognize me. I think India is another one
that didn't sign on. We
don't even recognize it. And so what they did do, oh, they're
very happy. They're very, very happy. They, they took advice
from a dude, let me see he's mentioned specifically, I did a
lot of highlighting here. This is very, very, this is just this
was so entertaining. It's like I actually turned off talk soup to
read these documents. It was so hilarious. So the United Nations
welcomes the appointment by the Secretary General, who, by the
way, is our new President of his Special Envoy to Libya, Mr.
Abdel a lot Mohammed Al Khatib, and supporting his efforts, his
efforts to find a sustainable and peaceful solution to the
crisis. So you go on google this Mr. Abdel al Muhammad, Alka tea,
by the way, you think it's tough spelling names? Try googling a
name?
Oh, yes, impossible. Well, I
did wind up with a little bio on the man. He's from Jordan,
actually. Which of course Wow, nice. And he's always short name
is update looks like a URL shortener. Abdul il Isla
khateeb. Married three children graduated his master's degree in
International genomics from John Hobson hops Hopkins School of
Advanced International Studies master's degree in international
communications from the American University. We know that who
attends that CIA bachelor's degree in political science from
the school of political science in Athens, Greece, another fine
place. And in 1995, he was appointed as the Minister of
Tourism and antiques in Georgia. This is their, this is their
expert, the Minister of Tourism, and antiques now. So I'm just a
simple guy. However, I'm pretty much in the understanding that
in the United States Constitution, the only body that
can call for war is Congress. And it is the only time when and
I have all these links in the show notes. For those of you
interest, the only time when the President may directly call for
war is if we are under a direct attack. And then and only if
then, he can deploy for 60 days, no longer than that without an
official resolution from Congress. Now. Hillary Clinton
was in Paris. And so this comes back to your shopping trip.
And by the way, she's wearing some really nice garden.
She got the Chanel son sunglasses on and everything she
had. She has a new hairdo. Oh, yeah. I was gonna make up. Yeah.
So first comes the pertinent information, then I'm gonna let
the clip roll because this is the very last question the press
conference. Finally, I don't know who it is funny. Someone
had the nerve to say, who doesn't the Congress have to
like I read this document. Madam Secretary, Madam Secretary, this
document like didn't Congress like goof sides decorations up
like that. And then after that, it gets really funny. So it's
the most important thing, select the most important question of
the day comes at the end, and then goes right into complete
elitism. So here's the question. All right. And others have
repeatedly suggested that it's very hard to understand. So I'll
give you this. He says, I know the President went to a couple
of the congressional leaders because he has to do that.
Right. If he's gonna go call for war, necessarily. It's no, yes,
necessarily, under the provision that a president can call for
war, he has to consult with Congress to inform Congress 48
hours before he does it. And then he can do it for 60 days.
So this is what he this is what he pulled out of his hat because
he's a constitutional lawyer. So he knows what he's talking about
George W. Obama. So the question is kind of hard to understand
what a question your answer is very clear.
Congress to have a declaration of war, before involving United
States in action with Libya? My question is,
do you what do you think of those those comments? Do you
think that those are, there's merit to that? And would you
describe the thought on now?
No, I think the President made that clear in a meeting with
congressional leaders that he held in outlining all of the
reasons why the United States was prepared to act in support
of the international efforts on behalf of 1973. And, of course,
we would always welcome congressional report
blew me away. Oh, we'd welcome some support from Congress. You
know, we just do whatever we want to do over here.
When did he have this meeting? He's been hanging out in Brazil.
Now. He had the meeting two days ago. I have I have it in the
show notes. It did take place. I can tell you exactly who was
there. But it's it's not all that interesting. But I did make
sure that here it is about when meets with members of Congress.
I'll give you the date. Some members of the bipartisan
congressional delegation delegation are here at the White
House, while others aren't a secure conference call. This is
from March 18. When it was reported, so I'm gonna say
probably happened on the 17th. So he was within his 48 hour
window, I would say, Reed Hoyer Levin. Lugar,
he must have jumped right on a plane. Oh, yeah, he
got out of town right away. Right away. No, no. So so that
was just like, oh, really, Hillary? Really? Oh, we're so
happy that he's that it'd be great if Congress supported us,
but we don't really care about them. Now listen to what happens
at the end when this elitist bitch takes off, and just I want
to kick her ass was
the President's very clear that the United States is acting in a
way that is within the existing authorities
power, His power is the power of war available to
him. Okay, thank you all. Have a great night in Paris. Those of
you who get to say
jealous. Jealous. I don't get the state of Arizona. Have a
great night, everybody. Come on, everybody. Enjoy. We're all in
Paris. Yes.
Yeah, she's, she's been. The whole thing is I have I'm
wondering about I mean, this whole thing was so ridiculously
staged, that I have these two clips at once that you're you
saying what the hell is this Hillary and Jill, Hillary and
Matt. It's like, these are just her responses to a couple of the
reports, reporters that were asking, oh, no, I know. I know.
It's like frame questions. Just playing back to back you say
Hillary and Jill. i
Oh, it makes me want to
actually engage with Moammar Gaddafi after what has happened?
Well, Jill, I will kill her cozy explain. Jill, as
we talked about last night. You know what?
There's Jill, and then I got this other one. What were these
people on the plane with her? Over? Yes, of course. Well, then
why don't they ask them that heard these questions on the
plane?
Because they're too busy doing blow.
Man, Hillary and Matt to just a short, short clip, typically and
which countries are going to be doing? Well, man, I think the
fact that we
Oh, man. Well, you know, you notice this too. I mean, I was
just Oh, it is so
horrific. It is such a setup. It is is so
it's a bunch of pals lists. Now, just
back to the resolution for a second. I read the resolution,
as John and I already discussed, more than half of it is about
taking the money, which as the President himself said, we
played that last last show, the largest seizure of assets in the
country's history. So that's big. That's big, big believer,
big money, big money. But it doesn't say go and shoot
rockets. It doesn't doesn't say you need to know what kind of
missiles are they? tomahawks you don't it doesn't say we will go
and shoot down tomahawks. In fact, it expressly says no fly
zone that no Libyan registered aircraft may fly over its
airspace that has a couple of ways you can prevent that from
happening. One, which is the most typical in aviation. If
some dude is flying up there, you go up there. You've come
next to him, you say, Hey, dude, you can't fly up here. Because
you know, like, we're your boss, we're the boss of you. And then
if he didn't want to do anything, then you can shoot him
out. It doesn't say you can shoot 110 tomahawks of which, oh
my gosh, only 20 actually hit their target. The rest was maybe
collateral damage.
You know, I want to mention something for our listeners.
Those missiles cost $600,000 apiece, we just dropped a
country that is bankrupt $60 million in missiles to get for
what purpose?
To get their oil of course. Well, we've
already got it though. I mean, this is just a waste of money.
Oh, it's the Arab Spring, John, How naive you are. Know the Arab
How naive you are. So, okay, I have three clips in a row. And
then I'll be done with this because I'm just I'm just so
angry at George W. Obama. And if you voted for George W. Obama,
you should be kicking yourself right now. And I wish
very few of our listeners are that dumb.
I wish I wish I could. I wish I you voted for McCain. Dude, I
wish we did worse. I wish somehow I could just have if all
of our our brothers and sisters boots on the ground wings in the
skies, ships at sea. If they would just sit down and say, I'm
not going to do it. Just just like no, I'm not going to do it.
I'm not that would be the bravest thing in the world. I
understand. It's easy to say be in jail and shot. It's easy to
say well, thanks to you if they all sat down if they all sat
down, including the command
to listen to the show.
True. All right. So I've been learning so much in these past
few days. So Louis Farrakhan, Louis Farrakhan goes on a
Chicago radio station. And he I have three quotes from him. And
he's like it, John, if either of us, you know, mysteriously would
like, you know, commit suicide to to the head gun in the left
hand, this guy can take over the slot in a second, not a problem.
So first, he explains how it actually works. And how the CIA
which of course, is the whole economic hitman theory how the
CIA goes in and riles up people to start revolutions.
So in every nation, brothers and sisters, there is
dissatisfaction. And what the CIA does is go into a country
and move among the people that are dissatisfied to stimulate a
revolt against a leader that they don't like, because they
want regime change. I want to be specific When George W. Bush was
president, he said they wanted regime change in Iran, in Korea.
regime change. How do you get regime change? Honest, America?
How do you do that? Congress, the Congress of the United
States voted to spend $150 million to replace the
government in Iran that America doesn't like. So they send their
agents in to work among that, excuse me, the dissatisfied. So
when they had this election, and the people in Iran rose up, they
have legitimate grievances. All right, but stimulated from the
outside. So President Obama didn't want to put his foot into
that cage, let somebody say America inspired it, because it
was America's policy to destabilize that government.
Well, what about?
Okay, so
could this guy be any dollar?
Well, hold on a second, because he's, he's about to let loose. I
mean, like, really let loose. But first, he said he talks
about Libya, and he runs down the list of things that Qaddafi
has done that he says are good. And I think it's interesting to
hear that they're dissatisfied.
Well, what is their dissatisfaction about? Do they
have jobs? Yes. Do they have food? Yes. Has Qaddafi use the
oil money to build Libya? Yes. Did Qaddafi use oil money and
discover water under the Sahara Desert, and brought that water
to the surface and brought water from Benghazi all the way to the
border almost of Tunisia? It's
true, right? That's absolutely true. He did that. He brought
the water from the desert.
Did he impose farming in the desert so that they could feed
their own people? Yes. Are they billions of dollars that he's
spending building homes, building apartments for his
people? Yes. So something is under this? And so when America
Okay,
geez. I think this is the point we've been making. Exactly. But
now, but now we're going to have a guy who's boring make the
point? No, no, now we're gonna have the guy who's going to
postpone George W. Obama and
a hypocrite, and I want my brother, don't you let these
wicked demons move you in a direction that will absolutely
ruin your future with your people in Africa and throughout
the world. They don't like the way you handle Mubarak. They
don't like the way you're handling the situation in the
Arab world. So I would advise you to be careful and move with
wisdom and skill. My advice would be, why don't you organize
a group of respected Americans and ask for a meeting with
Gaddafi? You can't order him to step down and get out who the
hell do you think you are? That you can talk to a man that built
a country over 42 years and ask him step down and get out? Can
anybody ask you? Well, well, there's a lot now gonna ask you
to step out of the White House, but they don't want no black
face in the White House. Be careful brother. handle this
situation, because it is coming to America. It has already
started. Look in Wisconsin. Look in Ohio. Look at what's going on
in your country. And remember your words, because the American
people are rising against their own government. It's not
Muslims. It's not black people. It's white militia that are
angry with their government and they are well armed. Are you
going to tell them put your arms down? And let's talk it over
peacefully? I hope so. But if not, America, okay bathed in
blood, not because Farrakhan said so. But because the
dissatisfaction in America has reached the boiling point
squirrel.
So I think that makes up for all the boring clips I've ever come
up with. No, it's not boring. It's 10 minutes of my life. I'll
never get a phrase you
okay? Okay, well,
when I die is boring. If you play the last part only it might
he'd been okay but this guy is a slow talker. And you know, I
don't know I'd so what? Yeah, I agree with him. But you know,
it's nothing that we haven't been saying
all along. I know but when we said it's like poop in the wind,
when it's
open the wind when Farrakhan says it actually diminishes our
thought.
I don't think I think a lot of people think is Louis Farrakhan
is a very scary guy. And then when you hear him talk like we
do, I think it's interesting to hear that you're right. Maybe I
shouldn't have played three clips. But you know, we can
always
squirrel. What is that squirrel thing you keep playing?
Well, didn't you know that squirrels are now attacking
people? No, you're not. Squirrels are attacking people.
There are evil squirrels. This is big news. And it was a total
throwback to when you had that incredibly boring.
Oh, now I am. Oh, now he's getting defensive.
Vermont, Bennington, Vermont people have been attacked by a
squirrel. They think one but I think it's a whole bunch of
squirrels over the past couple of weeks. And then Prince
Charles comes out and says it cannot be beyond us to put the
red squirrel back in his rightful place within this
country's wildlife, and thus give it until pleasure to our
successors in years to come squirrel. So there must be
something with squirrels they must be part of some
world order old meme on the show about a year and a half. Two
years ago,
my wife notice how donations have gone up since then.
My wife killed one and then they were out to get her. I forgot
how we got out of that curse.
Yeah, by not talking about it anymore. Stopping the insanity.
All right. Well, speaking of boring, how boring. Were we on
the last show? Did anyone pony up and help us out?
We got a couple of good good donations. I think we do. We
did. Okay.
Don't say that. Whenever you say that, that the next week sucks.
Well, no, I don't it will be better because I'm going to do a
mailing this week. You know, helping people understand what
the process we go through to do this show and how miserable we
are as individuals a result of it.
And I think it's affecting our immediate families as well. Do
you notice this?
I don't know. But I noticed there was a lot of shards of
metal in my breakfast.
I'm like, I'm on the divorced family email list now, which is
kind of frightening. Take him off the list. No, please keep me
on it. But don't expect me to respond all the time. Do the
bigger crackpots than I am. meanies like track this entire
earthquake thing? Is
crazy when she gets on a topic. Oh, that's why this AIG book is
going to be so spectacular.
Yeah, okay. I can't wait for it along with the pepper book. The
salt book whatever the other book was solid be a good book.
Where's the book that there was a previous book she was doing
Yeah, yeah, we got we did you know what's what's your what are
we in a rush?
I'm gonna do a book on you they're short book. Very short
book, but I bet you would sell I bet your Hot Pockets book would
sell like crazy.
It probably would. So I want to thank a couple people here for
this week. And I want to let me get the or I just you know, I've
been I you know, what I need is about three screens, I think is
the one that I use. It's just why I'm constrained I've got to
fix this office up. But John Vander Reese. Want to thank him
for and I'm pronouncing his name right. I hope y'all have Andris.
How
do you spell it? Yarn? Jada Reese is one word.
Yawn. Yeah, no, Van VA n d e r r e i s. R.
R e i s? Yeah. And he's American.
I don't know. Well, no, he's in he lives in Mexico. But they
guarantee this not as Mexican name.
Quan Fonda Nice. Okay, one in your. In your in your Thank you.
What are your John Deere out? He gave us $111.11 Oh, wow. $1,111
of that because he was let me just Regis note. You again. So
he's the executive producer for today's show.
Well, he's also a knight.
And he's also a knight. Yeah, we haven't listed as a knight. No,
no, we don't have him listed as a knight because he doesn't show
up on the spreadsheet.
Yeah, but he's a knight in my book. Yeah, we'll put him up
with an item. Yeah. Okay. So you
guys not only make my Thursdays and my Sundays worthwhile. I
want everyone out there to listen to this note. Because I
think it's important. But you also keep me from going insane.
Squirrel. Keep up the excellent work. And I really want to thank
you from the bottom of my heart for not only for the only saying
show in this insane world. It's a privilege and an honor to
listen to you too. And yes, I would love a Tuesday show. I'm
an old Martin used to read John's books.
I'm old prematurely now because of
it. Yeah. And he's followed Adam since his early podcast which is
really great stuff going and being a pilot too. For me, it's
only natural to close my bank transfer confirmation which he
does send us the money directly. What you can do by the way, you
can send us checks and go to divorce.org/and A, and there's a
address you can send checks to and if you want to do a wire
transfer if it's more than, you know 234 100 bucks you can just
ask me and I'll give you the wire transfer so incredibly
sweet of him. Yeah, it's very nice. So nice. I mean that that
really helps. My goodness that helps.
And so in the also we have two co executive producers,
including Charles Jordan, who is now are getting close to being a
sir He says his almost to his black knighthood. Do we have
them listed? Because it says Sir Charles Jordan here No. Exist my
tie anyway, foundation bar.com He wants to call out Shelby as a
douchebag.
So he's a night as well.
And well it says night here, but this is JC doing the
spreadsheet? I don't know if he understands it. Maybe you have
to.
We have a new category here. CO executive producers.
Yeah, that's because we got two of them and we have a will. Lice
zyk live sack zyk it says right here will lice zyk said LASIK
LASIK Yeah, in Happy Valley. He gets a lot of publicity. But you
got to be pronounce his name so much. Happy Valley, Oregon who
joined the 300 commemoration club. And so he'll be a co
executive producer with Charles Jordan, who will become a black
knight eventually, or if he we had to explain what a black
knight really is. Because we do have one today in today's show,
we're gonna give give the black knighthood to one of our female
listeners when we blow it, and we don't get you the knighthood
when you're supposed to get it, then we honor you with the Black
Knight you don't. It's just not it's not nothing you can sign up
for.
It's it's not it's like, yeah, you can't buy it. You can't buy
your way into that.
You just can't you have to hope we screw up.
Then that's it, right? Yeah, that's our boys. Okay. Couple of
PR mentions truthiness.com. Now pointing to no agenda show.com
We highly appreciate that. Interesting that the no agenda
bat signal for the Mac, which is part of the new Mac, you know,
the desktop and so not like the iOS but the regular os 10 App
Store. The no agenda bad signal, which is 99 cents is in the top
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Is that weird? Or what?
Well either says something about the size of our audience, which
would be disappointing looking at the giving levels, or it says
something about the popularity of Mac apps. I don't know, one
or the other. But I think it's I'm very I'm very proud and
very,
I was wild. I saw the bad signal get to the top 10
Well, you know, we got a lot of people who want the bad signal
and it works. You know, whenever I send out the bad signal, it
works on your iPhone, and it also works on your Wii there
growl is a great product. It is a great product. I love this
domain name. And I can't believe that no one thought of it. Who
is John dvorak.com? Oh, as in Who is John Galt.
Yeah, let's good one.
I'm liking that a lot. I think it's really, really good. And
then a big shout out to We Are Change Holland. I tweeted this
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haven't seen a video of it yet. But it's a big banners really
beautiful professional. We
need more of that.
Of course we do. It's great. So we really appreciate all of
those PR efforts. Foremost and then of course our CO executive
producers for today's episode to ADA Charles Jordan will lysyk
and our executive producer young fund that ace could be reached
depending on how you want to pronounce it. But since he's
from Mexico, we'll probably night him sir Juan, and everyone
else out there. You've got a very clear mission. You need to
take our formula go out. You've got to propagate it. Our formula
is this. We go out. We hit people in the mouth
alright everybody C'est la vie because you're all our one shot.
Shut up. slaves.com Of course also still resolves to no agenda
show.
Another winner. Yeah.
All winners. We are all winners. And tonight I'm going to do a
special encore presentation for Miss Miki of Team America. I
can't wait. You've never seen the movie. Ah,
yeah. How can you watch it?
It's very funny. What are you talking about?
I can't get it's funny to a point. And once you get the gag,
it's like, oh, I can't take it anymore. I could never get
through that movie.
But you have to kind of stick with it. If you stick with it.
Then there's some hilarious really unbelievably hilarious
bits in there. And yeah, like Yeah, I
guess that's kind of like sticking with those Farrakhan
clips. I guess at the
end of the day, yeah. Not so much for keeping the show clean.
So yeah, good work. So I want a couple of little side notes on
this thing and Libya, which I thought was pretty funny. Did
you see this clip? I've got it to play the clip this from a
local news show because they fed this everywhere. So it was a
news item. Jet blows up good. Yeah, Tripoli. It's believed
they're trying to form a human shield to protect the Libyan
leader from attack.
And from Benghazi tonight the stronghold of the opposition
movement comes word that good office forces have moved back
out of that city, following an intense assault both on the
ground down from the air. Here you see a fighter jet on fire
and plummeting towards the ground. Opposition leaders tell
CNN that was one of their jets that they had hoped to use to
stop get off his bombers. Well now you can see it hitting the
ground and blowing up
let me get this straight. This is this is the rebels in the
Star Wars movie right? They have they got a couple of jets I
don't know where they keep them. I don't know where I keep my
personal jet
by the way. There's no maintenance on those things at
all. No, they're
maintenance free they're Karason you can use your cooking oil and
the things on fly no worries what are we kidding with this
blowing oh there goes our jet oh that's
a jet oh no stop. Mustafa can to keep the jet in the air you
stupid idiot
buying this malarkey
and what's even better is it's not like you see the thing catch
fire it's not it's not like it's not like like it got shot also
like oh, it
just catches on fire or whatever does Simpsons Movie like Homer
Simpson flight?
i Can I smoke on board here who is an ashtray? Hilarious. No,
no, I know. Yeah. These are these are the rebels with AK 40
sevens and jet.
We've got our jet. Yeah, no maintenance required.
Not at all. I mean, it's especially in the desert takeoff
from from the sand is really easy. We just went out
there. There's all this activity in the sky with these nicknames.
Find the jet and shoot in the ground. As your bull crabs and
aviator that is indeed the most hilarious thing in the world.
Yeah, cuz all you could just lay down some railroad tracks or
something and you just take off with the jet. It's not upright
and landing is really easy in the desert in the sand. You see,
I just kind of just keep the nosewheel up. Don't worry about
it. Imagine how many airfields they haven't Libya, if they
have, like, if they hit 20 targets out of the 110
tomahawks. Yeah, how do they have 20 airfields?
Oh, no, I vide. Who knows the whole thing is so sketchy. We
don't really know anything. As far as we know. Qaddafi is,
some of my some of my UFO videos are more believable than that
jet video. There it goes. And notice it wasn't it. It had like
supersonic speed, which is why it fell down like a brake.
Straight down nose first. Anyway, it was very funny. A
couple other funny things. I thought I have this I was
playing this clip. Does Hillary not in bed with the Arabs clip
which you can? She did? There's two. Yeah, the part one is the
one that would go first and part zero because part one she's to
when she starts to talk about the Arab she starts to get you
know, she has tails. We know this. We talked about it before
she touches her nose. She's touching your shoulder. I'll
tell you when she touches her nose. I
saw this. I saw it. I saw it ready. Yeah,
requests. And it is in America's interests along with our
European and Canadian allies to forge strategic partnerships
with Arab nations and into this new era of change and The Arab
world so there are very she's such a
liar she hates the Arabs and so I found that I found the clip
within her press conference where where I guarantee you're
going to be able to spot the tell I don't want a second I'm
sorry I was gonna have you're gonna be able to spot the tail
This is the part I saw. I saw this whole thing
so of course I know anyways guys
that are not in that long list. I also had the opportunity to
engage today with my arrow I caught that
so anyway, she apparently doesn't like like the Arabs to
hold this whole thing's Muslims probably. This whole thing. It's
like It's like Clinton one Clinton to do the same. It's the
same script, no fly zone, kill all brown people who believe in
something melts. Hey, Larry, why don't you go and kill some
people in Libya? Hey, are you lesbian dyke?
Well, you know, she probably hates the US because they don't
like women. In general, at least the Arab states don't know. And
they don't want to have a you know, some woman coming from us.
They I mean, I think it's almost like we're doing this on purpose
because the Clinton had what's her name? That big fat woman who
was named eludes me as the Secretary of State. You know,
the one with the clipped hair, and she was just, uh, oh, you
mean?
The old the older woman?
Yeah, the old lady.
White name. This is a real name and we need to account for the
divorce act name. So it's it's Maggie Albright? Yeah, her name
is Madeline, but maybe it should be. What's a better name for
lunch? No, it shouldn't be with an M at all. Tina. Tina
Albright.
Tina is no good for her. No. You think a Tina Fey and you know,
is this not a good association? That's not gonna go with
somebody else. Well, anyway, all right. And then Monique,
Georgia, Georgia, Obama comes in and he gets he has Condoleezza
Rice, which is not only a woman but a black woman. really piss
off the Arabs. Yeah. Then they come up with another one, just
to piss off the Arabs who and she this one hates the Arabs.
You can tell because she's always caught. Oh, yeah. It must
be palpable for a female secretary of state when they're
meeting with these assholes in the Middle East.
And they shake their hands and they don't wear the burqa if
they hate it. Of course, it's super insulting.
Yeah, but I'm sure that the women find it insulting. I mean,
everybody's insulted. Let's put it that way.
Yeah, it's like one big insult fest. Totally. Everybody in the
room, so fest 2011. So, so, of course, this is not only
restricted to hilarity ensuing in the United States of Gitmo
nation, over there in the United States of Europe, our buddy,
Nigel Farraj.
Oh, yeah, I can sit back and relax.
This will not be boring. As he takes on haiku Herrmann, the
President of the United States of Europe, NEA has picture
material to go along with his presentation for today's a two
minute session in European Parliament room. Boy, I hope
you'll resist the calls for military action this afternoon.
Indeed, the Liberal leader Mr. Verhofstadt made a very pro war
speech, I hope you will resist that on the grounds that there
is no legitimacy or consent for the European Union to take
military action. And that experience shows that if you go
into military action, that may be easy, but getting out of it
can be rather more difficult. And getting involved in Libya
could indeed be a Vietnam type experience. So please, please
resist it. But on Colonel Gaddafi himself, I mean, you're
quite right. To say that what's happening in Libya is really
very wrong indeed. Because we knew that even before the
uprising just last year, he declared a holy war, a jihad
against the Swiss. He tried to blackmail the European Union. Do
you remember? He said, Give us 5 billion euros or will flood you
with migrants? And of course, he's the man who was happy to
embrace our McGahee, the man who committed the biggest ever mass
murder in British history. But what you didn't tell us in your
speech was about the fact that you actually know Mr. Gaddafi.
Indeed, you went to meet him in December, didn't you? You
remember, in fact, there's a jolly nice photograph of you and
Mr. Gaddafi holding hands holding hands if I have to say,
I've never seen you smiling more, or looking happier. He's
an old drinking mate. I don't know. I wonder why.
Why would you
want to be photographed with Mr. Gaddafi? And I put it to you
that it could well be that since you were appointed as president
of Europe and your sidekick, the mobile Baroness Ashton, the High
Representative foreign affairs. Everybody's to haiku Herrmann
and sidekick Behrman, Ashton show Good morning, everybody.
That you know that you've been seen on the global stage, like a
couple of political pygmies, as WikiLeaks showed you were very
unhappy that you weren't being recognized, unhappy that you
were snubbed by Obama. And here was the chance to go along and
be accepted by a head of state. I don't think that you they're
parading with dictators was a very good or a sensible thing to
do, indeed, not just you, the British Labour Government made
similar mistakes. But I do ask you, at this juncture, what the
horrendous things that are going on in Libya, I do ask you, do
you accept that it was an error? Right? To be photographed? As
recently as December with kind of the Daffy I want you please,
please, if you do apologize for so he doesn't, of course. Of
course not. Yeah, that's a good one. And but the picture is
literally of him and Gadhafi holding hands and he has this
shit eating grin on his face.
It's so funny. You have that in the show notes. Yeah, of course.
Of course. This
is what the shownotes are all about. Man. Are you kidding me?
This came through on the no agenda, news network.com. If you
have not checked it out yet, we signed up. Think about 10 more
producers who are contributing to it. So it does take us haiku
Herrmann, being there with Qaddafi smiling, holding hands
is that is that the beginning of time and time again, we've asked
him to stop in
December, I held his hand and I said, Please stop, please. In
December, in December.
This is all our looking at what what is the date tomorrow? We're
not even in the second quarter.
Yeah, I mean, all that I want. All I want really is just write
down the names of everybody you see on television, saying that
the slaughter and the Holocaust and it's a lie. It's such a this
is the Arab Spring has sprung. This is this is it? The Arab
Spring is underway. Did you hear about Albero die?
No, I didn't hear about Al Berra die.
So Bera die. Now he's the guy who's connected to George Soros,
who immediately popped up and went, Yeah, yeah. Everyone wants
me to be the new president of Egypt. Yeah. All
right. Barry dies ago didn't show up. Well,
you know, Anderson Cooper starts interview him in his backyard.
Yeah, right.
Now, you know, it's a rigged deal. Yeah. Anderson Cooper's in
the guy's backyard. Well,
of course what is well, it's being reported but under
reported is that they're going to do elections that you know,
they held elections in Egypt. Well, what Wait a man and all
the slaves who stood out there and tighter square? Like what
know what will what will Whoa, this is too soon. This is not
okay. We haven't even formed political parties yet. So Alba
de shows up, you gotta pronounce it properly. So people take you
seriously. nobody shows up to vote. And the slave start
throwing stones at him and saying, We don't want an
American agent. You live in the United States. You just want to
rule us get out in the throwing rocks at him. He couldn't even
vote. Love it. That's, that's not reported,
of course, because Oh, it can't report that is anti American.
Well, the same thing happened in Haiti. So this is great. So
Haiti, of course, as you know, they had the rigged vote and
everyone went like this rig. They were not going to do this.
But then they have this official body, which includes America,
like we're gonna hear the two. It's a run off between these
two. So the two candidates aren't elitist woman, former
First Lady and the new puppet sweet Mickey Martelli. It was
like a carnival singer, like on the Carnival cruise ship. And
he's supposed to be the popular guy. Now you recall that
whitecliff of course, was totally under control of Clinton
was flying on the oil jet. And you know, he was wearing his
suit and everything. And they weren't buying that and he went
too far. And even the elites went, dude, you're off the list.
So we're not going to let you compete because you're just
being a douche. You don't you don't get it. You got to be
humble. You got to be one of the people you went too far. And of
course the people of Haiti are not stupid. So they are getting
ready to do this runoff, which is happening today as we speak
people
I would have never known I don't see this on the CNN report.
Now they're voting today. Between the elitist woman former
first president and sweet Nikki Martelly and whitecliff jewel,
of course shows up the slaves there. They're not stupid.
They're gonna throw rocks at you shoot him. They shot the guy
only got his hand but they're like Hey, you What are you What
are you doing Are you get shot who shot swipes? You All in the
hand. Yeah, they shot him.
They kill him. Yeah,
of course they're trying to kill him. This guy isn't evil. But
he's not even evil is too stupid to know. How does
this not get reported? No,
this is being reported. Okay. Yeah,
this has been reported now. Why Cliff John shot?
Yes. By the way, this is all a moot point anyway. Because the
everyone there is going to die. And it's always been a moot
point. But it's worse now because BBC also reporting Haiti
cholera far worse than expected. They expect it Yeah. You know,
maybe half a million people might get it now it looks like
it's gonna be over a million people with color which means
you didn't Island is wiped out. Yeah, what?
Color is bad? And then that, of course, that'll prevent a lot of
people from going there to help help. Yep. And yeah, Hey,
Charlie Sheen. Never gave him the money, all those $10
donations, all the people out there pushed out all that style
ourselves. Right. Yeah, that never went there.
And so I think actually, you know, with the world, everything
being upside down, everything you're told is exactly the
opposite. I think that Aris deed going back to Haiti is probably
a good thing. This guy was probably good for the country.
Of course, he's been portrayed as a horrible man.
Yeah. And we're the ones who rousted him. And we've always
liked the horrible people in there. I don't know what the
deal is. He was probably, let's face it, we don't have good. We
like we only make suppositions on our show based on what we can
dig up because we go to local sources and we do other things.
We do some deconstruction, but we don't have a clue what the
hell's really going. I don't really
know nothing. But I have incredibly good news, John. I
have the headline of the week. You ready for it? Okay. Justin
Bieber joined celebrity charity auction to save the Earth.
Oh, is he going to save the Earth? Yes.
Just when we thought we couldn't do it. There's Justin Bieber to
save the Earth. Hmm. Yeah, I found this cool site and I'm
tracking them now. All these awesome celebrity stuff. So Yoko
Ono, and Lou Reed and Sonic Youth are going to do a special
performance. I mean, you know what? I would I will pay $100 to
any charity just to have Yoko Ono not sing. Seriously. Have
you ever heard her sing? Really? Worse, you've been to a concert.
You can sing better than she can. I
can sing pretty good. So they're doing a special for a Japan
special. A special concert. Of course. Yoko Ono knows all about
Japan. Because they all wear top hats in Japan. And and this was
the best and the celebrity ambassadors now this is very
interesting. Wayne LZ. Wayne LZ. has now this guy does a whole
bunch of these charity things. I think it was probably involved
in the MTV George Clooney. telethon for Haiti. And he's the
CEO of soles for souls. A charity like he created to
follow the 2004 South Asian tsunami. There has not been a
telethon. It's driving me crazy.
Is that what he says? Yes,
literally. It's just driving me crazy. We need a telethon.
George Clooney Where are you we need a telephone to help these
poor people. We need to collect money so we can go into the
Clinton and Bush pays we just need that yeah, it's
unbelievable
I'm gonna wonder how long they did not know it just is annoying
the whole thing
Yep. Hey What happened that didn't work out we just need
cash I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water add
onto that just as interest cash it's a good crackpot stuff out
there about about the earthquake and tsunami Yeah, yeah. Stuff
that I wouldn't even say
that's pretty crackpot
yeah that well you know I did pull out the I said harp right
and but these guys are saying that the the the evil elitist
ins are their list is Bilderberg New World Order whatever.
Knights Templar. Nice. How long they said they set off nuclear
bombs. Sure, that started the tsunami and that you know, that
had the earthquake. And well interesting is like it, it was a
real tsunami then it would have really reached Hawaii because it
was only a nuclear bomb. It was just a local thing that started
now there's a whole theory behind it. But it wouldn't it
that would kind of explain all this radioactive I mean, they're
they're checking Toyota cars now and Nissan cars coming in,
because it might be radioactive. And this one makes no sense. But
if you set off a nuke, yeah, then stuff could be radioactive.
And who would have set this new golf?
overlords? evilly Hillary Clinton? Might as well call it
by her name Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, George W. Obama.
Almost Deutz Did you read? You have to know you probably
haven't. Playboy did their Big Interview with Helen Thomas. And
now, you know, Helen Thomas, of course. She has covered every
president since LBJ, maybe even I think it
was even before that,
who was before LBJ. Kennedy? Oh, yeah, no, she followed Kennedy.
No, you're right. Who was before Kennedy?
Eisenhower.
No, I don't think she followed eyes. Now. She's old. She's 90.
Now. What's that? What she did? Well, maybe when I could be and
and so Kennedy, for sure. And so of course, what happened was,
and she is of Arab descent. And she got caught on camera saying
someone said, so what do you think of Israel? And, and she,
she just didn't get the hell out of Palestine. And this whole
interview, you have to read this, it is just a very open
phenomena. It's all the things you're not allowed to say. Like,
the zatia because he makes a distinction between the Jews and
the Zionists. And these are all the things you cannot say these
words may not pass your lips. And she just says it. She's,
well, she doesn't care. She says she said they control they, they
control the media, they control the banking system, they control
everything. Unbelievable. And she says, You know, I don't
care. I don't care. I just gotta say it. And then as she goes
into the Playboy, then how do you make the claim that Jews are
running the country and then she says up look at the Congress
that just came in Shuman Latina in Lehtinen. Something funny
here do you begrudge people like Steven Spielberg once he goes
the reporters also Jewish would makes it even funnier?
I gotta read I'll read it will read it. Read and discuss. Yeah,
yeah, we should read it. Everyone should read this. It's
it's it's very, very interesting. And of course,
she's really sad because she knows that all the work she did
will go down in history as you know, she was an anti Semite.
Jen does she cries actually during during the the interview
but she's you know, says hey, Obama's Obama's not a Democrat.
He's a Republican. Is it you gotta be nuts. It's either he
didn't close Guantanamo didn't get out of Iraq or Afghanistan
is baloney. She says I love it when when someone who's been
around for nine decades just comes out and says stuff she got
nothing to lose. They're not going to kill her anymore. It's
baloney.
I agree. I think the guy is more of a like you said he Georgia W
Obama, Georgia. But he was suckered by this hope and change
bullcrap. Thing shades change? What?
Do you remember that neighbor I had in San Francisco when I had
the curry condo. I'd love to talk to her now. Remember the
Obama bought? She would go to camp.
Mama bought the one you almost got into bed.
Please, please. No, no way. No, she kept leaving stickers by my
door. Yeah, that's
collected some stickers from her boy. That stuff. You're supposed
to give me some for my collection of political art. I
think it got lost in the divorce. Someone much more
deserving has them now.
Yeah, no, you had an Obama but living next door to you. And she
was just she was always busy because she was always at one of
these. You know that because Obama had a really whoever set
up the Obama volunteer network had these people working in
debt, working themselves to the bone,
go to camps camp Obama camp.
She went to a camp camp Obama, I remember that.
And she stayed there for like days learning, learning how to
do it, how to organize. So anyway, just the final thing
from this interview. She taught he's talking about vice
presidents. Oh, here it is. The days after the about Kennedy
days after the assassination was surreal. Jackie hadn't moved out
of the White House and LBJ hadn't moved in. So every day we
were going to lb Jays home and talking to him in the motorcade.
It's funny thinking about it. Now today, Biden rides by like a
monarch. With all sirens blaring. He has eight outriders
to scout cars. And I don't know how many police trailing in the
back LBJ demand that total silence for his motorcade around
town and into the White House. And then the interviewer says,
so what does that say about Joe Biden? Now of course, John, you
and I know the answer. He's a dude
spag he's a total douche. Calm I'm the vice president here you
look at me Look at me Look at me Look at me Look at me Look at me
squirrel.
And she says actually it was Cheney who started it. That was
his MO. Now there was a vice president, she says laughing the
idea that he could have been President. I think Cheney is
diabolical. How much money has he made from Halliburton? Now
they're all hiding he and his men, they've all slipped away
into corporate life university or think tanks. Oh, I love Helen
Thomas. Hilarious. Great interview. This is a must read.
It's not of course, you're going to know agenda book lists,
although it's not a book. And it's not that long, but it's,
it's great.
Is it online? Yes, it's
online link in the show notes, no agenda show.com. And all of
these great stories and more. Come through it. No agenda news
network.com. And my gay brothers and sisters, Cara getting antsy.
Finally. Finally, they're getting antsy. As you know, the
Navy repeal training vignettes have come out. So just a quick
recap. The President three months ago signed the Don't Ask
Don't Tell repeal Act which didn't repeal anything, because
everything has to go through this whole certification
process. In fact, the rule remains in effect expressly so
stated by the law until everyone signs
off. How's the certification doing?
Well, it's not doing too well. According to my gay brothers and
sisters. I was reading this as the advocate. The repeal
legislation established only one requirement before the president
secretary of defense and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of
Staff good staff could certify that the armed services were
ready for repeal that the Pentagon had prepared the
necessary policies. Oops, hold on. I just scrolled off here for
a second. Here we go. The necessary policies and
regulations. 90 days later, this relatively straightforward task
has not been completed. And remember what the President
said, we're not going to be dragging our feet to get this
done. Oh, this is very hilarious. These these vignettes
that are coming out standards of conduct. John, this is a
question for you. Okay, so we have to you are an executive
officer John, while shopping at the local mall over the weekend,
you observe to junior male service members assigned to your
unit. They are in civilian clothes, kissing and hugging in
the food court. Is this within standards of personal and
professional conduct? No way. Oh, but John, standards of
conduct regarding public displays of affection or
oriented orientation neutral. If the observed behavior crosses
acceptable boundaries as defined and applicable standards of
conduct for your unit and navy, then an appropriate correction
should be made. Your assessment should be made without regard to
sexual orientation. But it goes into some, like a sailor has
been observed entering leaving and generally hanging around a
gay bar. The commanding officer, the commanding officer is
notified of the observations but isn't sure what action if any
should take. I think you'd go in there and start making out
whether that's the only appropriate action
or you say it again, I see where this is headed. It's absolutely
it's hilarious. It really I mean, it's just so funny. And
it's all about recruitment. And what if the chaplain has a
problem with it, and it's just they're never gonna get this
through
the course night. It was never designed to be true. Obama is
full of crap. Yes, George W. Obama. Ah, yeah. Anyway, you
know, he got the job. Look, let's face it, he gets this job.
He got it prematurely here. You really do anything before to get
the job, but he's very personable. It gives a good
speech follows orders. Which one are the two? Obama? Which one?
The one with the grayer hair? The real one? Not the not the
second guy. He takes the job. And he's like, Okay, what do you
want me to do? He does what he's told. He says, and they say
whatever you want, you could just travel all over the place
and about half the time of your life. Give your wife the other
747 I mean, what more could you ask for? worse, worse,
give her the same 747 You take the 757. Actually, he's
taken the 757
takes that a little plane? Yeah, just like me and Mickey.
And so it's a so go do your own thing. Like this week, by the
way. So he's in Brazil. He goes to Brasilia on Sunday today's
show he's in Rio. What's to do in Rio except party nothing. And
so then on Monday, he's going to be in Santiago, Chile to party
some more, maybe meet with somebody have a meeting. There's
some dudes b by the way, there's a war going on two of them
three, three wars going on. So he's partying in South America.
And by the way, South America is a party Country. Now on Tuesday
and Wednesday he's going to be in El Salvador. Why? What is he
doing there in your party there? I would feel I would hope so.
I think he party there. It's cool.
This cool man and II while Hillary's partying in Paris and
so jealous,
everybody it's such a great guy to Paris. Those who get to stay
I
was wearing you have to agree with me. She was wearing like a
Chanel or some expensive Paris
outfit hair. In fact, even Mickey said, wow, her hair looks
really good.
And her hair was done by somebody in France. Obviously.
It's Petri,
Petri do my hair. I have to talk to Jill and Matt.
I would guess that she went only went to Paris for the hairdo.
And you just see her like when she got off the plane coming up
to start and she looked great there too. She had her garb on
she had her Chanel sunglasses, her Jackie O's Oh, hello, Nicola
Nicola, tell me what is your Oh, what is your lovely wife? The
one who was so tall? Where is she? Where is your form of
singer mother and wife? I love to hang out with her. She's so
hot and sexy. So and let me make American public puts up with
this. I mean, these guys aren't really working. I mean, unless
you'd call that work partying in Rio. I don't know what you do in
Rio. So there's nothing What is he doing in Rio?
Hanging out in partying? How many times you're gonna ask me
this?
Ridiculous anyway.
I got Michelle in oh sorry. Would you say I was wondering
where Michelle is in during this where she partying? She must be
somewhere she didn't get the party. Oh, no. She must be with
with Obama floating around Brazil. Yeah,
I am. Right. Good point where the kids
I school? I have no idea.
So just a little update on the bio diversity front as there is
a little conference going on now in see where's this conference?
It's the fresh air conference part of the e w e a European
when Wind Energy Association. Yes. The Wind Energy Association
global wind day winds global wind day. Are you making that
sound? Was this the website making that
sound? No, it's a wind generator behind my house. Global Wind
day 2011. It doesn't actually say when it is but you can adopt
a wind turbine.
Why don't you just buy one you can adopt one which means you
might want to adopt one so what does that mean? give somebody
some money so they can make money off the thing?
Give Europe a breath of fresh air show your support for wind
energy
does it give me do I get a dividend for giving them money
to build a wind generator? Oh, you get to feel good as a scam.
Slave. So Connie Hedegaard. This is another one of my favorite
people. Remember, she was appointed head honcho there in
Copenhagen during the failed summit where of course, they
moved the agenda a little bit further, I remember her, I think
she's Danish. And she and Hillary should be in Paris
together, partying it up. But she's a little too busy at
global wind today. And well, she has some good news. And you have
to see this clip, because she's smiling, and she's happy. And
she's like looking over that people go.
Right now, the Commission yesterday suggested that now we
must have a stress test of all existing power plants in Europe,
nuclear power plants. And as I mentioned in there, for the
first time now, we actually have a directive, a legislation on
nuclear security. And all these kinds of measures are, of course
will be looked through. And I think that there is one thing
that is for sure. Now, in this presence, circumstance that will
be that nobody in Europe will start building new nuclear power
plants, all possible security measures, security measures. And
that is how it has always been in the European Union. And now
it's even stronger with the legislation that all member
states will have to have transposed at the latest middle
of this year.
Now Can someone please tell me where's the blow because I need
to party. And she's so happy about it. I'm so happy to
announce this here at the wind energy day. There will be no
nuclear plants all the money comes to you. You're stupid.
So while you're watching this idiot
you were doing something constructive with your time I
was doing
something more interesting. I was deconstructing C span
again. What is this Can we no longer trust C span now? No, no,
I
like C span but this this took me forever because I got a
couple of some clips here including one that I swear to
god ahead of what listened for an hour and a half and it was
again at the end.
Really? I hate it when that happens. But then it is kind of
like, it's like, it's like Sting sex like Sting sex. You know,
Sting has sex for hours. And when he doesn't orgasm until the
very, very end,
Sting says this. Yeah, he
says you could do it for like, 14 hours non stop.
What? malarkey. Okay. So I got a couple of things that are kind
of interesting. There was a one of those on book TV, they have
some interesting stuff. And they had this guy from MIT who is
like a researcher, and he's, obviously some guys been in
industry now.
I interrupt you for one moment. Yeah. Did you? I don't have the
clip. But did you see Did you see Piers Morgan? And he was
when the tsunami hit. And then you know, it's like big. Oh, the
reactors. And he had someone from MIT on Did you hear what he
how he announced that? No, we have Professor Soto from MIT.
MIT.
He said mentees admit, you're kidding. Oh, you didn't get that
clip? No,
I didn't. I was watching on the wrong set. I can't afford
another DVR on that. TV. It's expensive. It's like another 100
bucks a month.
What do you make of the DVR, you didn't get the old machine and
you have a look, let
me tell you something. It is hard enough because it's like,
these televisions become uncontrollable. And Mickey can't
control the televisions anymore. It's like, you gotta like hit
this button. And you got to make sure you aim at that. Otherwise,
this doesn't go on. Since the one television she knows that
will always work. And I don't want to mess with that. I love
her.
But no, that's a funny thing. You point this out, because
everything that's coming out, you know, they're always
wondering why you know, the Macintosh or why the iPad and
some of these things, or the iPhone for that matter. And this
new interface where you just flip, you know, push your finger
across to go to the second page, why these things are so popular?
I think the public is fed up with the complexity that they
keep adding to everything and nobody knows how to simplify.
Yeah, stupid interfaces. Oh, yeah. No, no. And it's with
these multiple boxes too. Because if you don't, the way
that it's the way it comes standard, if you don't hold the
the remote in the general direction of both the cable box
and the television, one of the two won't go off. Wow, you hear
that? We have Wow. Oh my god. It's like now we have the hail
here now. And
so I had a hailstorm
today is the is the LA Marathon squirrel.
Oh, great. You know, the hailstorm that we had up here
was so painful and they were big pieces of hail. They're about
the size of a pea and I've collected we had like two I like
an inch that covered the ground look like a snowfall and it rip
my I have a plum tree and the hail rip the tree to shreds
knows it rip the tree to shreds. There's lead, you know, pieces
of pieces, little shreds of leaves everywhere.
You know what that is? That's climate disruption.
It's climate disruption.
Alright, let's get back to your MIT, your MIT consultant. Okay,
so
the guy from is from MIT. That's a new one. MIT. Uh huh. And he
is named William layer. And he he's talking with one of the one
of the seaspan interviewers about, you know, what does he
do? And what's it, and it the more you talk about it, it's
obvious that what's going on, and apparently, and this guy
keeps bringing it up. I'm going to just play some clips. And you
tell me what you think I'm picking up on this is
MIT consult consultant part. I got
part zero, part one and part two. Let's start with part one.
Okay, hold on.
All right, part one, we got
to move forward. I think that's an ongoing dialogue. I think the
SEC has a role to play in it. I was sort of not terribly
comfortable with the original, for example, FCC rules on non
discrimination, largely because I didn't think they were
ultimately enforceable. And I think they get you into a whole
lot of other problems about, you know, they, they begged more
questions in the answer, like, you know, what's a specialized
service? What's the internet? You know, is interconnection
part of the access? Can you regulate access without
regulated interconnection?
What is this? What is this about?
This is about the internet? What is the future the future of the
Internet? Did you notice a key word in there, they kept
bringing up plug PLAY CLIP two, and the word will show up?
Again,
I think the industry needs to be very proactive, because I don't
think it's a reasonable position for them to take that, you know,
they can essentially push off any kind of meaningful
international regulation or cooperation forever. And they
need to think they need to help the people that don't want it to
be something like the ITU or the UN. Give them some alternatives
to work with.
The AI now if you didn't pick up on the word and those two clips,
I think it makes it really clear with the part zero clip
where we're not in a position to just sort of tear that house
down that regulatory house down completely. And say there's we
want nothing there. But we haven't yet figured out how we
map this to the internet, which is the new PSTN the new
essential infrastructure that we want to think about how to
regulate.
This is internet two or the PS, what's PSTN?
Now that the phone systems old switch PSTN, okay,
so it's all the regulation, regulation regulation is what
I'm hearing. Yeah. regulation, regulation regulation. Well,
yeah.
Yeah. No, we're gonna buy figured the golden age of the
internet's over about two years. Right. It's gonna be regulated
to death. Yeah. And it's and I, you can put it down as my
prediction. It will require a license now sure to do
podcasting.
And here's a here's how it will go. If that's true, and I think
there's a high likelihood and here's how it goes. Yes, we have
a call from the Department of internet from Mr. Curry. Yeah,
what's up? Yeah, we really would like you to, you know, be that
since you're the pod father, we'd really like you to lead the
charge and show everyone that the podcast license is really
good and really necessary. Would you please participate in that
we'd really like you to come to the White House while you could
meet Barack and Michelle. That's how it always goes. Guarantee
you guarantee. I can just wait for the call because by the way,
they're stupid. They have no they don't know about the show.
They don't know hang tight. It's like that reptilian the queen.
Who were invited me to come and shake her hand.
Yeah, I shook her hand. She's know where you were from Adam.
She didn't know you are Adam. She had no clue.
But I didn't bow my head. I looked her right in the eye. And
I've never been to Sage. Sweet. Did you? Wait? No. She She
looked back at me. Like there was no one in there was very,
it's very scary. I met Bobby Kennedy once and he was the same
way.
No, he's dead. He's dead now.
Yeah, well, there you have it. Yeah. Wow.
Yeah, regulation, of course, like, like, but that's nothing
new. I mean, who was that? I tell you this last show that one
of our producers did a survey for Verizon. And the survey was,
would you be interested in a package that gives you unlimited
access to Facebook and Twitter? Yeah, but at the pay extra for
like, other things. And if you wanted new,
limited access to Facebook and Twitter now.
Yeah. It's amazing, right? Hey, dude, isn't your birthday coming
up?
In April?
Yeah. What is it April 6.
Fifth fifth. Come April 5. we maybe should have a special you
know, donation drive from that. Now you're talking now getting
any younger?
What it'll be nice. Finally be 50. That's cool.
We'll do a happy birthday thing when I do the mailing on this.
coming Wednesday. I'll put a happy birthday. It's a good
idea. I never thought about I don't think about myself that
much. I think about the show. I think the listeners you
think of the show. And secure ID has little problem. I'm sure you
heard about that one. Up. Next three man. Oh, the RSA Security
Division? Oh, yeah.
Right. I heard
they had a breach. Oops. Yeah. Now of course, these are the
guys who have the encryption for secure ID which is this whole
thing that's coming up. Right. This is the the the mark of the
beast. We're getting on a driver's licenses, which by the
way has been debunked. We're it's not this May. It's May
2013. Apparently,
when I say that, and the last show 2013. No, we didn't
say that. But it is 2013. And so they're waffling about like
yeah, no, don't worry, no, they it was a persistent attack,
which means they were in there for a while, you know, and the
whole RSA. Of course, they have to like basically throw
everything out. There's no one's those guys that are in. But I
think they probably have, I think at this point, if someone
can get their hands on the secure ID challenge device that
they can probably circumvent it. If you have like the extra the
or the the serial number or whatever.
Well, I think more interesting and more hackable and more
dangerous is going to be these Near Field Communications chips
that are going to be in the new iPhone. And they're already in
that Google phone. Yeah, I know, the Google phone has it. Of
course, you can turn likely and go inside your settings and turn
it off. Oh,
yeah. And you know what, John, it's really turned off just like
your location is really turned off. Yeah, well,
I might not turn off but it turned off. You don't know one
way or the other. I mean, somebody can find out.
So I threw a I had a SIM card laying around. I liked that
phone by the way. Yeah, I do too. So I threw an AT and T sim
card in there. And I got an E and I got an email from 18 T the
next day. We noticed that you have a smartphone. And we've
automatically enrolled you in a data plan. Like what what yeah,
this thing I just had it laying around. It's a long story is how
it came to be but so it's just a regular phone sim doesn't have a
data plan or anything on it. I just threw it into the phone.
Just you know, because I just I wanted to have the phone I'm
working. And I had one laying around anyway. And I didn't want
to start up a T Mobile account or whatever it came. Well, you
didn't look in the box because there is a T. Oh, it's not an
activated T Mobile card.
Oh, what is it? Yeah, it's
just a T Mobile card, and then you call and you can activate
and you can prepay.
No, it's not repaid system. Hmm. Yeah.
But I have no credit. So why even bother? Like, we're sorry,
we can't get you. I could call it right now. And you would hear
we're sorry, we cannot confirm your prepaid credit. I have no
credit.
Get a card from mechanics bank, they'll give you a debit card.
So we got a pretty interesting email from producer. Paul, the
InfoSec. Guy. Did you see this? Did you were you on this email
thread?
Was what your voice went into overdrive? Like somebody grabbed
actually I blogged about this curl watch career.com about RFID
in vaccines.
Oh,
but what he did is he actually found two things which are which
made it because this is a theory I've had for a long time. He
says the, you know, the recapturing of the 500 megahertz
spectrum by the government is exactly the spectrum that is
needed to read these wideband RFID system tags. Did you know
that
I am dubious?
Well, I have it right here United States Patent 7504952.
Active radiofrequency identification tag implemented
on a flat label blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, the circuit operates at a center frequency of at least one
gigahertz of bandwidth, at least 20% of that frequency in the
bandwidth, at least 500 megahertz. It's Google as the
United States Patent 75049, or five two. So that was the first
thing that was interesting, but then he also has and these are
all links that I put in the in the shown in this article, which
is in the show notes that Hitachi as far back as 2005
claimed to have developed an RFID chip. Unlike normal RFID
chips can quote operate in solution. It can be used to
detect and transmit SNP data from within a sealed container
holding a DNA sample solution using a passive RF communication
to an external reader writer unit located outside the
solution. Further anti collision control was developed to enable
data collection from multiple chips in the same solution at
the same time. A solution would also be like you know your
bloodstream
Crusher this wasn't like Hitachi solutions as in so far they're
talking about net North about liquids but you know the solving
a problem solution,
a sealed container with DNA solution. Come on, man, give me
a break. I can read. It's from Hitachi Zone website.
Now that's pretty interesting. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just saying, you know, call me crackpot if you will.
But of course, that's what you're all here for, isn't it?
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I got a I got a tweet. From someone what He was an email.
And one of our producers, they said, have you seen this
documentary? And his documentary is called feathered cocaine.
Have you heard this documentary? John?
Yeah, I got the same note.
So what did you do? You just hit delete? Yeah. Okay. Well, you'd
be happy if
so I immediately you know, this this is not out yet on DVD. It
did win a number of awards at film festivals. And, like, I
just want I saw a trailer on YouTube. I'm like, what this is,
this is nuts. Because it's so it's about Falcons. Now, I've
never really paid much attention to Falcons or falconry. Have you
ever really paid any attention to that?
A little bit? Yeah. So like it?
Well, they're beautiful birds. They're just majestic and
beautiful to look at. But did you know that some of these
birds sell for a million dollars? I can believe
it. Really a lot of a lot of prints. You know, these era.
Royal Family. People are really into these things. And they're
the ones who trade them for the millions.
Exactly. And you know, who's really crazy about all this
stuff about these Falcons? Obama? Close. Try another one.
Cheney No, no closer to Obama, Osama bin Laden. Hmm. And wow,
yeah. So this American one Oh, yeah. So this American guy who
wears a turban, who actually started the entire trade in
falcons, he he grew up and he started training Falcons for the
shakes and princes and royal family. And they're just nuts
about him. If you look at it, falcons go all the way back in
every night had a falcon. I mean, I gotta get me a falcon by
the way. These are wild man. These are beautiful birds they
they're so they look so smart. And it's I love birds. So this
guy has a little bit of information. Essentially, he's
for five years, you've been trying to tell the American
officials that he not only knows where bin Laden is,
but he knows where he's hunting with his Falken as we speak,
the Falcons also happen to have GPS receivers so you can
triangulate them but let's let's not take my word for it. Let's
listen to a piece from this from this documentary, which just
astounding, and this is a former state officials in this pieces
conservation group. My job is to save Falcons from
smugglers. So by the way, he after he started this this trade
essentially he got freaked out because now the old these guys
like they'll buy a falcon for $30,000. And then you know, the
Falcon dies and excuse me, screw it. Give me another one that you
know and he's like, Well, these guys are no good. They're they
don't care about the Falcons. They only keep them for a month
they die. They don't really love the birds the way he does. So
now he's trying to overturn the illegal trade and that's how he
gets into this and to
stop genetic pollution. And I never dreamed this was also my
responsibility what we've been dealing with. In order to
protect Falcons in Central Asia, I have to associate with some
very diverse characters. And one of my team members who was
codenamed T two was running a rat line from a border state
through Iran up to Turkmenistan and Russia. T two is a smuggler,
he doesn't smuggle wildlife, but he knows how the smuggling
ratlines work all through Central Asia, and he encountered
T to encountered Bin Laden when bin Laden was falconry hunting
in Baluchistan. Six meetings happened. At that same time, the
Bush administration was telling the world that bin Laden was
living in a cave in Waziristan. And as a result of the
administration's disclosures, billions of dollars were
allocated territorial incursions were forced on to Pakistan,
while there are civilians who were bombed in the hunt of al
Qaeda leaders who are today living in Iran. Back this bin
Laden doesn't live in Waziristan. He doesn't have a
home there. He doesn't have a post office box there. He is a
guest of the Iranian government.
When Alan and his group first approached me, I was really
intrigued by that maybe we could do a good job and help the US
government locate Osama bin Laden. I think the most
intriguing thing about the information that Alan source
provided was the ability to electronically triangulate Osama
bin Laden's location. You Each of Osama bin Laden's Falcons
were equipped with little backpack that had a radio
transmitter. And they broadcast on a unique frequency so that
Osama bin Laden could always track his birds down and
retrieve them. While these unique frequencies had a range
of some 10 miles in cluttered area, and over 100 miles in line
of sight, so my thought was, it should have been a very simple
thing to establish a listening post outside the Iranian border,
but capable of sweeping this area and looking for those
frequencies during the Falcon hunting season.
So this documentary, which by
the way, I listening to this with a dirge music and all I
think this is bullcrap. But go on,
you really think so? Because I wasn't I wasn't sure it's got
the
Iranian connection. And I'll let's blame Iran for this in
that.
What they're saying is, is that he's been in Iran all this time.
And the reason? Of course, we know that no one really wants to
get Osama bin Laden, because he's part of the bin Laden clan,
and they're all in the same bed together don't actually want to
get him if he's still alive. You know, the whole point is that
there was no at no one wanted to get him at all when no matter
where he is. And I but I thought was kind of interesting that
these Falcons had GPS transmitters. And the guy goes
into this whole other thing about that he contacted Rewards
for Justice NEMA that they had like $50 million. In first it
was $25 million to capture bin Laden. And then it was $50
million. And he says he contacted them, but they never
called back. He said that he's here. He's right here. I got
him. I got him in the camp. He's meeting buying Falcons.
Well, that part's interesting. That's probably true. Yeah.
Well, but you know, it's like it's just him saying so who
knows?
I know but it makes sense. But come on somebody would it turn
that guy in by now for $50 million?
Yeah, but they just never called him back.
Yeah. bogus.
On a smaller scale though, I guess the regulations now go
into effect that we're going to have to pay $5 at an ATM for
using your your debit card to get cash
as scam luckily with the mechanics bank, you'll give me
your five bucks back
you know that's only if you have a minimum of $1,000 in your
account. Did you know that I usually hate Bill No then you
might be seeing some charges pretty soon
we don't get more donations
yeah no but this is a this is a regulation they're putting in
place
like I mean a regulation yeah it's like a scam right you hold
on a sec it's
gonna be a law stop
they put these machines in so they could fire tellers left and
right and save the bank money and make it more convenient for
both the bank and the users it's they should be paying us to use
the machines oh I know
but but they've been making this a federal mandates what kind of
a
scam who would push something like this through G and I in
that bill?
I don't know. I'm too tired to go look at the all the same the
usual characters it's not quite as bad as well it's probably is
probably Timmy Geithner was a part of it. Did you hear about
Jill You know, remember the number Barney Frank and
Christopher Dodd and they got together and said we're going to
put into strict us regulations every run up banks we got it
we're going to take away we had to we have to hurt Wall Street
so they could never again Never again remember that.
Yeah. Of what a grok it
was just like that right. And this was mainly for creating
transparency in the in derivatives which of course is
what is that? What did President Obama said like $600 trillion
ticking it's
some ridiculous number. Yeah, because if that it comes
on wound and you know, then everything's screwed. So Timmy
Geithner says, I'm going to give a waiver for derivatives on
cash. No, don't worry about it. It's all cool. I mean, I don't
know exactly how to explain how horrible that is what he's doing
but it is. You have these waivers everyone has a waiver
for everything. General Electric has a waiver they don't have to,
you know, force their people to buy health care and what's that?
That's like 1000 waivers for everything. All the inside is
all the companies on the inside who suck up to the
administration they get waivers. I need a waiver on my taxes. I
don't want to go
laws are so good. You wouldn't be wanting a waiver.
Of course not. I want a waiver on my taxes. I don't want to go
to killing people in Libya. Is that okay? I would so love to
just like stop paying just to revolt, but I know I'll go to
jail. Those guys have guns. IRS
You would. They're waiting for you. Oh, they've
they've shown up before with guns. I've talked about that
many times on the show.
So I got a couple, two more things that I wanted to address.
One is a short clip I have, which is kind of interesting is
that it's that same woman who I've been deconstructing her
little talk at the Harvard Club, Kay Heimo wits? Who's wrote a
book about the the emasculation of the American male? Yeah. And
all right. So they brought up this little thing on this is
just a clip on on on how the history books have ended. Of
course, everyone who's followed the anyone's who've been a
homeschooler or follows the education system knows that
there's just a bunch of propaganda that goes out now
into the schools and is probably to be avoided. And but I thought
that this little clip here on education, it's kind of
interesting. Yo,
Oh, this one, okay. says,
Do Kasia. That's for the progressive part. I, you know,
I've seen girls who don't do very well on progressive
education, either. It is possibly true, that boys need
more structure than girls, because there's simply more
restless, physically restless. And because they also seem to
like, more competitive game like, education. So I've heard
from a number of teachers that if you can arrange things, so
your child, so a boy knows that if he reads a certain number of
books, he gets a certain kind of reward. They you know, they like
that kind of thing a lot. So I suppose that insofar as
progressive education really discourages any kind of
competition, that's probably been somewhat to the
disadvantage of boys.
I'm just waiting for her to say boys need Ritalin? I mean, what
is that next?
Well, that would apparently, if they don't give the kids
something to do, I mean, what she's really saying is that
there's no he says, there's no you got nothing to compete,
you're just sitting there restless, they will let you
compete, because we there's no competition, we can't have
competition. When my daughter came home from one of these
schools once and said, Oh, that competition is bad. You're
trying to be too competitive don't want losers. So actually,
that's not the clip I want. I wanted the girl settled the
West, which
is exactly the one that I had queued up based upon your intro.
See, I know what I'm talking you,
aren't you? You're good. We'll play it.
I'm fantastic. What's your take on progressive education? I
mean, what I'm trying to say is, all these young adults who
should or should we should be adults with children wants to
start somewhere. And it grows up with pseudo self esteem and so
forth. So could you address that?
Yeah, well, I think Christina has written about primary
education. And it's the way that it is an unfriendly to boys. For
one thing, we've seen a big decline in the or big
transformation in the kinds of books that students young
students are being asked to read, you won't find the
adventure books anymore, or not very much. The kinds of books
that might have appealed to boys. I remember reviewing a
book some time ago about the change in textbooks, history
textbooks, and the writer there said that if you were to look at
the updated textbooks, the post feminist textbooks about the
settling of the American United States cont continent, it would
sound like it was entirely colonized by women. Actually,
girls, girls and their and their parents. So there's no question
that there there's that going on? You know, there has been
this feminization I think of early earlier education.
Yeah. I
just thought I can't harp on this topic. Wherever I heard her
before. Last week.
Oh, that's right. It was
unbelievable. We are also excited for everybody. And like
I say, Thank you for everybody that has participated in this
because it couldn't have been done without everybody.
Great. You know, she does sound like that. Well, I'm telling
you, somebody sent a nasty note in because we keep using that
clip. Really a nasty, nasty, no, maybe forward I didn't see, we
got a nasty note was one of our listeners. Oh, you're mocking
that poor woman who you know that that was a clip from CNN or
someplace? Where's the apparently they found a couple
of snowmobilers that got lost in the woods. And so she got all
you know, enthusiastic by the fact that they were found. And
so now we're mocking her for being happy about finding lost
people.
Well, there's a little difference between mocking her
and just using that as a funny clip, squirrel. No, I'm saying.
Yeah, no, I mean, what are you talking about? I love that clip.
It's your clip. Yeah. Hey, good news. Yeah, I'm glad we invest
in in rapid scan. Oh crap, we didn't invest in rapid scan.
Now what?
Well, they've been appointed as the as the official security
equipment and systems supplier for the London 2012 Olympic
Games.
Oh, should we mentioned something here while we're
talking about this, in fact, I listened to the entire A, this
was a really
good. Another thing we did for not enough money.
I listened to the entire testimony about rappers scan and
the and the
listen to it. I got I couldn't get anything from it. Did you
actually got
I got one. That's the one that were at the very end.
Oh, you did get something? Oh, I probably I probably gave up at
the end. Do you have I got
about two or three things from it. I got one. It was like it
was like
two hours and 20 minutes. It was the last 20 minutes that it was
in there.
Yeah. Oh, geez. Sorry. But but there was stuff in between.
There's actually were two there were two of these events, I
think they would hold totals was about four hours. And then in
the for one of the events where they had all these experts say
they just asked him point blank if your wife was pregnant, would
you go into one of these machines? And everybody? No, I
would never go. And another guy said, Well, you know, we haven't
let any nobody's ever gotten to test one of these machines in
the private sector. And of course, they both crappers from
the TSS world, Johns Hopkins, Johns Hopkins would never read.
They tested the theory. They never tested a machine. No one's
ever tested his machine. By the way. Did
we not mention that like a million times on the show?
Because we did the research online? Did you see that
anywhere else? With any news organization, look at the
documents, read what Johns Hopkins said or they just take
with the TSA since it will join. If we're doing the website, John
Hopkins. I'm sorry, just makes me angry.
So I have two clips. Both of them are very long, one of them
the great clip, which is, by the way, this was not only at the
end, the one I'm gonna play, which is the great clip, but
it's at the end and they get to the end of the show ends with
this clip. And it was like I can play this one first. It's a
little long, but it's necessary. Listen to it. This is
Congressman last CTSA. This is the there's no this is
Congressman Basia, that's the one John mica from Florida, who
and I'm going to tell you what this clip is about. And I want
this is why it's interesting that you mentioned that the
London Olympics want to use this, these machines. So the
machines don't work.
Okay. So that's why they're they got the contract.
The machines don't work that and this is the clip will tell you
it brings out the whole thing. Again, to
recap, let me just recap. So the American public paid government
tax money to rapid scan Systems International for machines to
protect us from terrorists. And now the London 2012 Olympic
Games have contracted the exact same company for machines that
don't work. That's what you're saying.
Yeah. i This is not covered by the media at all. If you listen,
here's what it stems from. A this was Mark Conte, you know,
this is a top secret. The General Accounting Office tested
the machines. And the results can't be disclosed, because it's
a top secret. But the Congressman makes it quite
clear. And if you listen to this in its entirety, the machines
don't work,
at least to my staff.
And that's possible. Congressman, I don't know that
we came up in advance of the point everyone on the hill, I'm
not sure.
Are you awake, aware of the latest testing of the equipment
that GAO conducted in December,
we're aware of Gao is testing as well as the other ongoing
testing we have in airports every day. Feel
that, again? What this reminds me of is the puffers. The
fluffers
machines that they put in all the airports then they didn't
work either.
I'm sorry, I thought I said fluffers. It caught my
attention. Remember the puffers? Making a joke was
totally unacceptable. Would you concur with that evaluation? And
here it
I think we look at different types of testing. And we think
the machines are very effective against the types of threats
that we're looking at. We do daily testing in airports across
the country, to attach yourself
testing, have you you have been briefed by GAO on their testing?
Yes, I have. And that and you find that acceptable level of
performance.
I'd like to think that we could perform very well at 100%
you find is the level of failure acceptable? That GAO has
reported now that you have the equipment in place?
So the specific number, I think
we first of all, we're not going to talk about numbers because
it's classified, but the failure is, has been pronounced Mr.
Pistol talk to it. Mr. Pistol said it was that GAO was clever.
Do you? Do you feel that the, again, having having reviewed
this is that failure rate acceptable? We spent was going
to spend a quarter of a billion dollars on deploying this
equipment and staffing it, and I've had it tested. And to me,
it's not acceptable.
So I would like to see us do better against Gao testing. I
don't think that's represents the American
public. If we could reveal the failure rate, the American
public would be outraged at that expenditure. But it seems that
you have opted for sort of a popularity poll. You said Night,
night that 80% of the people do not object to accept that the
use of that technology even though it doesn't work. So
that's the basis on which we deploy is expensive. screening
technology.
No, Congressman, I think that's a partial basis. But I think the
other extensive testing that we did in the labs that we did in
the field, and that we do in the airports every day.
Except it, but I'm telling you, I will not. Thank you and I
yield back.
Wow. Well, how come we can't?
How come this is top secret?
Because of the numbers I understand, but
that's it this is the Obama administration isn't
everything's supposed to know a
secret because apparently, these machines, as he said, just
quote, unquote, do not work. Were spending all this money and
putting people at risk with X rays. And there was a lot of
discussion about that. And there was a huge benefit. In fact,
half of the congressmen a lot of them volunteered to come on to
this panels where they could grill these guys were pissed off
about the way they were treated themselves. And then they're
bought the X ray issue and the fact that they don't wear the
little badges and all the rest of it was all brought out and
just in this in this hearing, and then that the finally
finalizes with mica coming out and saying the machines don't
work. Where is the media?
And she Yeah, and but above all, we should as as citizens paying
for it and being subjected to this, we should be allowed to
see the report.
We can't because if we saw the report, they would realize what
a scam This is, that's the reason it's classified is not to
give the terrorists any ideas.
That's it, John. That's it, clip clip of the show two in a row
clip in the show. Good job.
And how long did you have to knew you wouldn't be able to
hold out on that query?
How long did you have to sit through all that crap, because I
didn't make it. I didn't make it through I feel bad. And I listen
to the entire thing. I thought, in fact, I was still
deconstructing, and I probably pull a couple more clips out of
it. So but
surely we can issue a FOIA request.
It would probably take forever to get it because it's
classified. Its current, its current is they're not going to
give you a classified document. The only
thing I could find, I was just Googling it while I was
listening to it, apparently, just to add insult to injury,
rapiscan systems, is protesting the issuance of a purchase order
to Science Applications International Corporation of San
Diego, for an RFQ for some other gamma ray Vehicle cargo
inspection system, you know, because it wasn't fair. It was
an improper order, because these guys first they got a no bid
contract. And that, did they have the they have the balls to
go out and complain about the government trying to get other
systems that maybe do work, even though I'm against those two.
But it's unbelievable. I want to see this report. Let's call Mike
his office. He knows the numbers. He can't he can't. Will
he go to jail if he tells us?
Yeah, really. But he made it clear. The machines don't work.
Yeah. Hey, keeping them out of
the puffer machine, which never worked for crappy either. It
felt good. The fluffer was yeah, the puffer machine was fun.
Yeah, I like that. It should have kept that on anyone.
fluffer
machine. So Anderson, where's Anderson? Cooper? Anderson
Cooper, keeping them honest here. Yeah. Tell me about the
report. That is top secret. Where's Anderson? Where's Rachel
Maddow?
Where's anybody here? Yeah, there's not one source. There's
not one media. You look at Google, Google it go on to the
new site, you will not find one mentioned anywhere because that
these machines don't work.
And this is the thing that bugs me the most, which I think is
it's so great. cuz, you know, essentially you're supporting us
for our time. That's really what it is because, you know, we
don't have to go to journalism school J school, I say, J school
did you go to J school? Yeah, got a PhD in debt file, you
don't have to go to J school, all you have to do is actually
download the documents and read them as in the the resolutions,
or you just go to the you don't have to go to the hearing
anymore. You just have to go to the to the hill, you have to go
sit there and go to from meeting to meeting, you can sit at home
and watch C span.org. Or you can watch it and it's right there.
Your donations right there.
You don't have to do anything. You just sit at home like we do.
It just takes it just takes up all your time. It takes all your
time. But that's all you have to do. And then you could be put up
a word
that people that get paid to do this. Yeah, do this by big
corporation, or I use the word big corporation. That's the
problem.
Oh, that could be it that you don't
have a big corporation paying as we have the public paying us.
That's why we do it. Otherwise, you'd never find this out.
Nobody listening to this show would ever know that these
machines don't work.
So what is this other clip? Is it just as good?
Now the other clip is more it kind of interesting, because
it's one of the apparently a lot of guys came in and started
moaning and groaning at these guys about their experiences.
And this guy. This is a this is Eisah. Daniel ice I think he's
from California. He it's kind of interesting. He comes in and he
starts excoriating these guys who are not following their own
rules. And He demands that they put a sign up giving people
their right foot lifts, listing their rights, the guy refuses to
do it. And they get into an argument and then the chairman
head says okay, okay, we'll just take that as a no, we've got to
move on. You know, what's
interesting is that, you know, the big story was, you know,
about the, the accounting errors of the radiation.
Yeah, that was discussed too extreme.
But that's the only story that was out there. And of course, it
was waffled away like, oh, yeah, we just we bungled the numbers.
But this is, no one doesn't wonder they don't use these
things. They don't use them. They don't enforce them
everywhere. People would tell me like, yeah, they had one. But
you know, maybe one out of 10 people were sent through. I
think it's worse than it appears, John, I think not only
do they fail, I think that they are they are they're killing
people. And the TSA guys know it.
The TSA guys must know something. They won't give them
the badges, though. Yeah. Play Play this little clip here. And
it's kind of amusing is not as good as the other clip. But it's
funny.
To a private opening statement. You talked about what people can
have and not have in the consistency. I go through those
checkpoints all over the country regularly. I did what I don't
see is I don't see anything that says here is a traveler's right.
You have a right to a private thing. You have a right. And I
know as chairman, I've gone over but I know a lot of us have. I
have seen repeatedly TSA individuals tell people who are
traveling with another person that's being held for secondary
stand back go over there. They are deliberately denying what
you said was a right here today, and I hold you to post the TSA
to post that I have a right to have my spouse, you have a right
to have your child or whatever with you during any secondary
and not be told they must go over there stand over there. You
could be arrested if you don't move away. The exact opposite
has happened in the experience of 1000s of travelers, will you
agree to post so travelers know that your TSA people are wrong?
If they try to say stand back you can't be there. Sir, I
believe the description about you know being able to have a
traveling companion or family member with you particularly in
a private screening area is up on our TSA website website
doesn't make it when you're waiting. We will need to we will
need to move on here. Well you commit to make sure that it's
available to the public at the point at which they may be be
being told that they cannot have that person with them. Part of
the challenge that we have is that signage you know we we run
into having too many signs out there or so having a posting at
the checkpoint is difficult for us because we have requirements
for so many
the taro recognize that as no if you want to continue to add
testimony this is the problem with trying to fit this in Thank
you called called for votes. We have two other members.
Right let's move on because who gives a crap about your rights?
signage? We'll take that as a no. Yeah, we'll take that as a
no you put his sign up. No. Wow. No is that we have to on the
website. We have a
website just like let's like the opposition of Libya. They got a
website into the real there's a good website. I need to laugh
Hold on a second. I caught this the other day from No, I didn't
mean to do that. I caught this the other day from the onion it
was so short and so funny I had to play take a short break
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Network online right now on our website you can see the full
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very funny I Kwik Trip Around get my nation anyway just to a
wrap I mean it's almost pointless what I have to say
after after that GAO report that of course is top secret that you
unveiled there for us, John excellent reporting by sitting
on your ass.
Great job as actually standing okay.
Anyway. Furthermore, at the London 2012 Olympics, mobile
phones will not be allowed. Picnics will not be allowed.
What way back
back back back. Let me mobile phones won't be allowed.
If you have a landline with a really long cord. That's okay.
Because you might be trying to set off a bomb. Oh, so mobile
phones under the powers granted under the powers granted by the
government of London to the London 2012 organizers. And
people would not be permitted to take flasks, thermoses and
larger quantities of food with them to the Olympic venues.
Please enjoy our McDonald's and Burger King and Kentucky Fried
Chicken. These are included on a non exhaustive list of all
banned and restricted items in terms and conditions of booking
Olympic tickets that went on sale this week. All bags will be
scanned by X ray machines as part of security. Phones are
unwelcome as they may disturb the action, along with banners,
horns, whistles, drums, rattles and musical instruments. Shut up
sleeve no vuvuzelas What will we do? liquids in containers bigger
than 100 milliliters 100 milliliter utensil
that's three ounces that little mini
bottle because they want you to buy Coca Cola and eat McDonald's
This is why it is but it was for your security. Camera tripods
and this is the best flags of countries not involved in the
games.
Oh brother. Oh wait Nerva these people
umbrellas forbidden This is England people umbrellas in it
because I'm sure they will sell you some on the premise of
because it can be used as a blunt instrument. Objects
bearing trademarks or other kinds of promotional signs or
messages such as hats, T shirts, bags, etc. No are also for boat
so I
can't carry an Yves Saint Laurent sweatshirt and wear it
or anything says bugle bots on the front
if they are an official sponsor of the Olympic Games. Yes, but
if they're not, you may not enter the premises.
That's ridiculous. Who are these people think they are?
Vt Well, look I've I've met people from the International
Olympic Committee who they are John the most bags elitist,
pricks tall and so this thing is so commercial. There is so much
money made not just by them but by the host countries and cities
is Unbeliev boycott the Olympics. Seriously boycott they
just don't go
shut. Nobody should go to the nickel. Not go 100 milliliters
because they 100 milliliters is a little bitty bitty bitty
little bitty thing and it was a 10th of a leader. It's a three
ounces. Exactly. 3.3 I think
unbelievable. Give on they shut down under now this is great.
That the I'm revising and revising my list of places to
go. So the officials there in Queensland have been testing
poop for drugs and they intend to use the method at large scale
music events
well they get like a ton of poop and they test and they find
someone use drugs.
Yeah. I'm telling you is like they will use this technique
near nightclubs to find out if you know people
that just pooped so I guess the way that boop and then shoot
number seven shoot number seven.
I guess that that is going to be used like as a pre crime thing.
Like Hello, sir. Are you the owner of this club? Well, yes, I
am. Sir. We have evidence of excessive drug use going on here
at your premises. How do you know now we've been testing the
poop that's coming into your club
where would the poop please? Police Police I got a badge says
poop police
Hey mom, I got a great new job. I got a great new job. Oh honey,
I'm so proud of you. My son finally a government official.
What are you? I'm with the poop police Mama. Oh, my God. Oh,
hey, also not on the news. 100 anti war protesters, including
the guy who was the guy who leaked the Pentagon Papers.
Remember him? You remember him? Right. Daniel Ellsberg? Yeah.
were arrested outside the White House on Saturday as they were
demonstrating the eighth anniversary of the war in Iraq.
Funny. I didn't see that anywhere. Huh. Daniel Ellsberg
was amongst the 110 protesters arrested, arrested for
protesting arrested, I tell you. Hi. Well, what
were they doing? Protesting? Yeah, you
can't protest?
No, no good. No protest for you.
And I will say that I got a number of emails that you were
wrong. About the five cases of bird flu in Japan. The CFR clip
apparently that was in the news. I mean, it wasn't really in the
news because no one knew about it and it's very hard to find.
But I guess this this did indeed happen. Just before the tsunami
the
fifth has that make me wrong?
Were always like, you played the clip of the CFR lady kind of
like hey, you know, there's like this is you went off script like
this is new information. It's still coming, but actually
made it so it was known information.
It was it was known information endnotes and by that yes, okay,
well, we got one more wrong. We're wrong. Yeah, we weren't
wrong. No. Yeah, we were.
No we weren't we were right. But we weren't we didn't have the
backstory. Good. Okay.
All right. Well, you still are proud to be members of the poop
police.
The number any threes any 30 years going on?
No, no, no, no, no. Three. I got no magic numbers at all.
Nothing, huh?
I understand. They may have switched numbers.
I did see something funny. That would just something you could
bring up with Horowitz on the show this week. Apparently. If
you saw this, some guy tracked the performance of Berkshire
Hathaway stock Berkshire Hathaway is the Buffett's Warren
Buffett's company. Apparently every single time Anne Hathaway,
the actress is in the news. His stock goes up. And he says he
thinks that, you know, because there's so much computer trading
going on that these computers scan. I see Hathaway they see
like positive words or something. And therefore the
Berkshire Hathaway stock goes up, I think is an interesting
analysis. And we should keep our eye on it. If if she like you
know is caught with the porn tape or something. I think we go
short on on buffet stuff.
Or long as it were. Yeah, I'm not sure.
Anyway, we should have ended on poop police. That
was better. Yeah, who knows? All right, everybody.
So on Thursday, we'll see if we're interested Don yet. We'll
see if George Clooney is doing his job. Do we have a celebrity
for Libya yet? We should have one.
I don't understand why we don't.
Yeah, we should
start looking into it though. There's somebody I think to know
what they're gonna I think they gave this one to the French or
something.
It was a gimme. And Nicola, I'm going shopping with your wife.
Why don't you go ahead and you take Libya because they called
you out as a douche bag, a douche bag that they bid for
your presidential election. So you must go bump them. bomb them
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