Nothing like lesbian milk cops. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. It's
Thursday, March 10 2011 times here get my nation media
assassination episode 285 This is no agenda, wagging the dog
from high atop the hilltop Watchtower crock pot command
center and get my nation west the People's Republic of
Southern California. Yay in the morning I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley in the buzzkill bunker I am
white dog John C. Dvorak
was killed
in the morning to you Johnny Boy, little off you're off
timings what happened? What happened? What happened?
Just a little off I after I said John C. Dvorak have waited for
the donor. No, it would none. It was right on time that was
tight. It took you a whole maybe we have a delay in the Skype
again. Because I when I said I hurry there was like three
seconds before you said anything. And I know you always
jumped off because I stepped on you know you were three seconds
late now.
I'm saying from my end, I stepped on a really shoot
because I always step on curry I stepped when you say I'm Adam
curry. As soon as you get hit the hard See, I'm talking well,
then maybe we should reestablish connection because it's gonna
suck otherwise.
Yeah, that would be good. All right, thinking otherwise,
there's gonna be this long.
Phone Goodbye.
Oh, hold on a second. I know what it is.
It's not actually John's fault.
It'd be my fault. Okay. But we won't tell him. Okay. I'll tell
him. I'll just say
who is it? Yeah. Hey, much better.
So, John, you know, I, I was working a lot during the week,
and I got on this really hot trail of because I was watching
C span of course. So you don't have to? Hold on. Hold on. I
don't have to
see it. We're doing a lot of that. I don't know what the deal
is with how you got on to anything because I was watching
C span all week to ended up having to get my clips from Fox.
Oh, no. Oh, no, man, let me just let me just say that. I got
started the hearings. I got into words. Were listening to Arne
Duncan. go on forever. The guy's an idiot. I haven't I have so
many clips. Because the first thing I found was the National
Press Club luncheon. And this is something that we've paid
attention to particularly when Vivian Schiller.
Yeah, rest in peace. You know, I think this is the biggest blow
to no agenda. And I want everyone out there to be
realized that this is I think the biggest blow to this show.
Is the firing of Vivian Schiller over the past couple of days,
because of the well I have some quotes. Well, well, I'm not in
so let me just say I'm not entirely sure it's because of
this video of yeah, this is a guy who did the pimp thing with
the
with acorns, the same guy and you know, so he goes in and he
and he gets this guy, this Rob Schiller, no relationship is
easy. You'll see everywhere, which of course, I investigated
that for at least half an hour. Always Sure. There's no
relationship. I want to make sure it's just too much
coincidence. That, you know, he said, The Tea Party people are
crazy, they're racist. They're gun toting idiots or whatever.
I'm not so sure that that's it. I think there's a number of
other reasons that I'm also not so sure that she was actually
fired, although it's being spun that way. And let me just
mention a couple of things. First of all, I don't know what
you did you hear all the tapes that this guy did. He's got
another one coming out, by the way, because I don't think that
I think was was important. It was interesting because the left
wing media excuse me, like CNN spun it one way. But the good
stuff was only on Fox in this case, which was the guy going
off you know the saying NPR stands for National Palestinian
radio and and the sales woman going that's a great idea and
and they're saying the Jews own all the newspapers, and they
don't own any of us. They don't own NPR, so don't worry about
it. And that I think, was the was the heavy duty stuff that
was that was worth getting worked up about. Whereas,
whereas if you listen to CNN, they just kind of pass it off.
Well, they these guys made a tape and they found that the
guys criticize the Tea Party for being bigots and racists, which
is like the minor complaint Did you hear anywhere on these tapes
where they actually said we'd like to give you a $5 million
check because I've heard I've seen all the reporting on it,
but I haven't actually seen now tape because of course it
doesn't exist. I'm sure that's a lie. And they're making that up
saying, Oh, but you know, we didn't take
The money to live. So I, of course, what I had set up makes
no sense now because the crazy woman is gone. And I agree it's
a big blow to the show, depending of course on who steps
into take her spot. And I was I was looking at the funding and
all of that. So I kind of followed this trail, which is
very interesting. NPR doesn't actually sell the commercials
themselves. They sell it through this National Public Media
Foundation, which is this Ron Schiller guy. He's the head
sales guy. And when you look at their website, it's like, you
know, hey, what are the exclusive guys we sell it all
when we sat all the spots over here commercials, I mean,
underwriting sponsorship, we got it for you. So then I started
looking at their financials as I do. And I'm looking at the NPR,
NPR financials. And indeed,
they get, like, between six and $10 million a year,
just from the NPR Media Foundation. So it's kind of like
a Chinese wall or IE and accounting trick. They also have
a German account, they have an offshore company in Germany,
NPR, Berlin, for some reason, and money comes in from there as
well. So I'm not quite sure what the reason is. Somebody likes
Berlin, they probably have an apartment. Yeah, it's ramen.
Shop. You're rockin over there. So. And then I'm like, Well, you
know what? good actually. So then I heard a report, I'm not
going to play all these clips, I have them all set up. And they
will be in the podcast feed, which is a new thing that no
agenda show notes, no agenda show.com in the show notes. So
you can listen to that yourself. But I hear this guy coming on
shilling about high speed rail. And I'm like, wow, who is this?
So it's a guy from the RPA, the Regional Planning Association.
And like, Who are these bronies to the Regional Planning
Association, they take on the big issues and hit against the
big lobbyists, which apparently means sucking HSR off because
they're trying to get high speed rail in MLA. Okay, so who's on
the board of,
of this? This not not for profit? outfit?
This is where it always gets good. So yeah, so it doesn't
take much to do this. But you so you go to, I think it's the
rpa.org and you say okay, well, who's on the board? Well, let's
see. The chairman is Elliott G sander, Group Chief Executive of
AECOM, USA, of the global transportation unit. Now, that's
okay, so what's eight what is a calm dude? John, any idea?
Probably a seven to a train. They do nothing, but they've got
billions of dollars of contracts for high speed rail. So, so it's
like a mouthpiece. RPA is a mouthpiece for a common it's
right there. I mean, there's a whole bunch of people from AECOM
on the board running the regional players to look okay.
So by the way, by the way, I want to stop right now and just
say, let me just I want to finish up. There's a lot of
things that I expected you to go from point A to point B, but
this one is really a wild ride. Yay. From the from the NPR to
continue. So then I'm like, Well, I hear this guy from the
RPA talking. And then I hear another NPR report. With a guy
from AECOM talking. I'm like, wow. So I want to know, has a
comm or RPA bought any spots, any corporate sponsorship. And
by the way, you can't find this on the NPR website, there is a
page that is not linked from their About Us page. And it
gives their financial reports so you can you know, it's kind of
boring stuff, but it you know, it goes through,
goes through there all the way through 2010. So that makes me
oh, they're they're doing their 990s and everything. And then
there's a list of corporate sponsors, and they don't have a
list further than 2010. What happened in 2009 2010? It's not
there, they haven't published that. So now I'm getting like
all right now I'm getting irked because of course, the trail
stops dead there. I can't find out if a calm or RPA have
purchased any corporate underwriting sponsorship or
advertising, whatever you want to call it in Vivian Schiller's
own words. And so I think there's a huge problem. There's,
I mean, there's gotta be a reason from that, for them not
publishing that because they are they've got to be hiding
something, there's no other reason.
But then I tie it all together. And I think I have the true
reason
for Vivian Schiller leaving and this ties into stuff we've
talked about in the past. So she's, she, this is like, hour
long. She gets introduced. She talks about the funding, she
goes into this whole thing say, well, the 10% we get from the
government, it's seed money. It's seed money. It's an
investment. Like you could say, yeah, 10% off the top is like,
you know, if that went away, then you know, it's just cutting
back like everybody has to do we've cut back 30% Most people,
but for her no without that 10
percent we can't actually invest in the future. It's our seed
money and like, well, that's half full, half empty. But then
this little ditty crops up, which blows me away, and I start
to really get into the research.
Well, I grew up. I grew up in the 60s and early 70s. This of
course, is during the question and answer session where it's
not rehearsed. Although the guys read, the guy is reading the
questions off cards, people aren't allowed to ask anymore
because last time they did that, she you know, that horrible
question came up about funding and we've been berating her for
it ever since in New York. So I frankly, at that time was mostly
listening to, to am pop music on the on the radio, quite
honestly. And then I lived out of the country for many years.
And so I was a late I came late to NPR because for most of the
80s, I was living abroad. And in fact, I can tell you the first
time that that I really, I listened to NPR but I really
honed in on it is when I first started dating my husband, who
is who is here somewhere I think there is. So this is what's
interesting. So a couple times during this hour, she talks
about living out of the country, I was abroad, I was living out
of the country. Like that's weird, particularly if you're a
progressive left wing shill. You know, you and I was living in
Europe, I was in France, I was, you know, working with children
in Africa, and whatever it is, right? You wouldn't just say I
was out of the country. Would you agree?
Yeah, I think so. So where was she? Do you? No,
no, but I'm I'm absolutely convinced that you're gonna tell
me she was a tour guide in Russia.
Oh, really? Now, this is exactly like the editor of the New York
Times. All these guys have been in Russia for years and years
and years. And you do Google searches. It all says she was
out of the country. She was abroad, you finally find like,
yeah, I was in Russia. She apparently and she, in her own
words, written words. She says yeah, my job was to lie to a fat
American tourist, that, you know, the plane had some kind of
problem, whereas it just wasn't scheduled or whatever her whole
job was lying to tourists, she says, in Russia, and she was
there when it was Russia. Russia, not not former Soviet
Union. No, Russia. The reason she had to leave is she was
about to be exposed the Russian spy
Do you think she was a Russian spy? Or is are American spy in
Russia? No, no, of course not. She got her training. Just like
the guy from The New York Times. This is this is how it works. I
don't know why you didn't answer the question.
What do you mean? She's working for who but the Russians. She's
a Russian spy? Because she's a Russian spy working for the
Russians. Yes. In America. That's this is what espionage
is. If you're interested.
You can indoctrinate This is she? It wasn't real. It wasn't a
real job. It was a covered job. She was getting trained to
indoctrinate and infiltrate our national treasure.
And it was getting to high left wing leanings of the day.
Exactly. And and the same for the New York Times with the
editor in chief spent years in Russia. What were they doing in
Russia? Come on, John. I've been to Russia. I was in Russia in
1988 when a craphole. And then she comes back and immediately
she's like a top producer of TBS for Turner Broadcasting, please,
please. She was She went from being a tourist guide for
Americans in Russia to being a top producer at Turner. Hello.
That's how it works. And I think she was about to be exposed
because the focus was going to be way too much on her
personally. And she had to get out.
Wow.
We can end the show it that you like it? I love it. I'm telling
you, man, Vivian Schiller, Russian spy. And that's what
it's about.
That's what it's about. Well, how many Russian spies Do you
think there are in this country? Well, I know I know a little bit
about espionage, as you know,
from my, from my background, and your student of it go on. So of
course I'm a student of it. But the number one job of all
espionage is to infiltrate and indoctrinate the media because
over time, decades of time, it's much more valuable to bestow
a thinking pattern upon people. And let's face it, that's what
NPR does. There's no doubt about it. I mean, you just can't argue
and the proof is in the pudding with this other Schiller guy
they wouldn't deny it. Yeah, not related, no relation.
So I think that she had she had to get out because it was
getting way too hot under her feet. NPR national public
Russian
and I can I think I can back a lot of this up and you do the
good
Google searches on Vivian Schiller in an adult's like I
was abroad. I was I was out of the country. I was abroad in the
80s. In Russia. Hello, we that was the height of the Cold War.
What were you doing? Oh, there was a lot of tourism to Russia
in the 80s. Come on. I'm not. I mean, yeah, I mean, that's
stupid. I mean, that's, it's a total cover. And whenever you're
a spy in a different country, you have some kind of, you're
either with a PR firm, or you have some bogus bogus job does a
real bogus job. And she laughs it off and like,
but to say I was out of the country so as not to focus her
attention on her being from Russia, just like the editor in
chief, The New York Times who was in Russia during the same
period for many, many years. And then she comes back meets her
husband, this who knows what he is, yeah, we can start looking
at him. He's probably another one mean.
Or the cover guy or the cover, or all of this is just to
promote it was a pre setup promotion for assault to the
sequel. And they're like, oh, this thing is going to be a dog.
Vivian. Forget about it. We don't need
we need you over here don't need the promotion, where she crops
up. I'm telling you, this Hill and Knowlton. Yes, I'm like that
who have been very, very busy with the high speed rail. Oh, my
goodness. I mean, we might be warehouses a good way to
bankrupt the country. So that would be a positive thing for
the Russians to do exactly. board trains, planes ban,
you might as well just get right into it.
Of course, many of you have already seen the video.
You know, George Clooney predicted it. George Clooney
said, what you're going to see is oh, it was it was at Newsweek
or whatever. And we're going to see celebrities and today's show
will be filled with them celebrities, being the
ambassadors of goodwill to all men and all things on the
planet. And, you know, as you're getting it all cranked up, why
don't you get the guys from Mad Men to do a cute little cutesy
little commercial for high speed rail? Have you seen this? John,
tell me, you know, I have not seen this. Oh, you're kidding
me? No. Oh, my goodness. So is this busy watching C span and
listening to Arne Duncan, talking about what's going to
happen the education system in this country? Well, let's get to
that in a second. Let me play this. I'm not gonna get to it.
Yeah, you will. You will, we're gonna we're gonna have to go
long. So this is Vincent Kartheiser, who was kind of the
Weasley dude who I like in the show. And then actually a guy I
know, who was on he was on the big app show rich summer was a
really nice guy. And you know, he's, he's, he's really into
technology. And he's, I think he's a good actor. And he's just
a sweetheart of a guy. Well, he got roped into this thing, and
it's him. And so it's both their characters in the setting of
madmen?
Come trying to come up with a commercial for trains in you
know, like 1965. But actually, of course, it's a commercial for
trains now.
parkings murder?
Forget about that. What do you think about trains, trains,
trains, high speed trains. I've been reading the Japanese are
gung ho about high speed trains.
No idea what to say to that picture. It's a woman looking at
controls of the car. She's overwhelmed, tired of all the
knobs levers and gizmos in your car.
The simplicity of train travel.
So that was your tag? Yes. Have you ever driven a car?
not that complicated. They look complicated.
Well, they're not. I did have one other idea that actually I
don't think this works without the video. So I'm just gonna go
straight to the tagline. So this goes on for like two and a half
minutes, which is actually too long to make it work. So here's
the tag.
We can't wait another decade to move forward on high speed rail.
The future is now tell your friends tell your family but
most importantly, if you agree, then tell your Senators find out
how and get a bumper sticker to show your support at Mass
trains.com got a bumper sticker to show your super sticker this
for like go back to the 19th century ladies and gentlemen,
the century technology coming at you a very expensive only two
lines one in Japan and one in France high speed rail makes any
money they all lose money, big drain on the taxpayers. But the
crazy thing is in the United States of Europe, they've
actually made the commercial these guys are talking about for
tallies. They've made the exact commercial telling you that you
know cars. Trains are good and of course they've updated it
because not like you know traffic no the Wi Fi is great.
This, by the way, apparently is running everywhere in Europe and
you can't get away from it.
You
could
leave your troubles outside
here the seats are beautiful
the Wi Fi is beautiful
even the meals are beautiful
perfect. Police have to vent combs are they using song
English and there's just so they can catch a few tourists. Yeah
no it's for everybody you know it's the the whole song Ville
Coleman Bienvenue Good evening that's a multi language song
that's why they had a meeting along a series of meetings about
this so what song can we get? What can we license who can we
make rich by doing this? And now let's get into Elise. Britney
you yesterday's technology tomorrow.
It's just it's despicable. It's absolutely despicable. By the
way the madmen spot is brought to you by PIRG another outfit we
got to keep our eyes on.
I'm loaning Yes, just want to steal our money. You know, this
is not the time in the economy for with economic downturn to be
stealing our money. Well, the turning it around a scam? Well,
they're saying exactly the opposite. By the way, USP IR G,
standing up to powerful interests.
Always USP Oh, that's interesting, US PIR, PIR G well,
they there's a group called CALPIRG, which is related to
these Ferg Berg per calm sells CalPIRG CalPIRG. This is us. And
these are the assholes and I don't cuss much on this, you
don't charge that pushed through the so called bottle bill in
California and still brag about it to this day. So every time
you buy a can of soda or a bottle of soda, you pay an extra
five cents, which is essentially a tax on top of it. So to
recycle this bottle, which you never recycled, by the way, you
ended up throwing it into the recycling bin and your local
garbage company, and they recycle it and they get whatever
they get out of it. This is before the bottle bill was ever
passed, I was working for the government at the time. And most
bottles were already being recycled by most systems. And in
fact, if you went to a glass company factory in United and
inspected a number of them, there were unbelievable piles
and piles of bottles that were going back into the glass
company to be recycled into making new glass were generally
brown bottles, because it's stuff you know, there's greeted
a mixed up a lot of the colors, they couldn't keep them all
white, whatever the case was, it was a complete ripoff of the
public. But the public Whoa, we got to recycle, we've got to get
the bottles out of the oh, there's bottles all over bums
are picking them up by the way, which is another way that
recycling works naturally. So we are paying if you go to the
store and you buy a bottle of water, you pay an extra nickel,
a dime, whatever it is, it could be a lot of different varies for
the every bottle because of these guys. Yeah. And nobody has
said anything about it about you know saying well, let's why are
we doing this? Why are we paying this extra tax for every bottle
of water that we buy every bottle of Coke? And nobody
questions it? Oh, well, you know, it's just for the good of
the environment. It's for recycling bullcrap. But what's
funny is their whole, their whole idea is we're standing up
to powerful interests. And then what are they, you know, you
look at their websites like well, let's get the we need to
have health care work. We need high speed rail. It's like
they're they're totally on board with the whole program.
And of course and up for anybody. And of course, you
know, I once again I'm like,
go look at the financials.
And they talk a lot about featured giving opportunities.
John, we're not using the right language. Pete you're giving
you're giving opportunities and planned giving. And what was the
other one planned giving? Oh yeah, plan well, we have plan
giving kind of Yeah, but but of course if you want the actual
financial report you have to write a letter.
It the write a letter to him.
It's crazy. It's snail mail. It's just crazy. There are 501 C
three organization conducts research and public education on
emerging public interest issues. We're taking on the big
corporate lobbyists. No you're not. You're in 21st century
transit on track. American high speed rail is written to
lobbyists are against high speed rail. Higher they love it.
Exactly. No one's against it.
Chemical facilities must be safer die. It's just it's it's
it's crazy and we're being in
Then dated, and you can't get the information, the
transparency is no longer there. We're just not showing it.
I had a doozy by the way.
So on March 7, I didn't see this until the eighth. President
Obama signed a an executive order in John, an executive
order.
And the executive order maybe you've been a most all the
Charlie Sheen news.
And, and the Libya, wag the dog, maybe you heard about this.
President Obama released an executive order March 7 2011,
periodic review of individuals detained at Guantanamo Bay Naval
Station pursuant to the Authorization for Use of
Military Force and indefinite detention. I heard this okay.
Now, here's the here's the funny thing. So I'm looking at Did you
hear what I just said? Let me read it again to you. This is
from whitehouse.gov periodic review of individuals detained
at Guantanamo Bay Naval Station pursuant to the Authorization
for Use of Military Force pursuant No, no, it says
pursuant, it says pursuant to soon and I'm like, what? So I go
to the dictionary, like poof, soon. Is this a word that I
don't understand? And of course, it's not it's it should be
pursuant. And I'm thinking and there's not even any margin for
error. I'm thinking if these guys can't run an executive
order through a spell checker, you know, it was going through a
spell checker, they just ignored the little underline how can we
presume that they actually checked it for constitutionality
stretch but it is amusing. And so I bitched about this I
tweeted about it 10 hours later they change it so Hey, someone's
listening. They change it to pursue and but of course on the
index page it's still pursuant I took a screenshot of the of it I
just thought it was too funny and executive order that they
didn't spell check. I'm waiting for it to show up in the in the
national in the Federal Register incorrectly. Because then of
course it's you know, it can't be invalid because pursuant is
not afford.
But it's like in this thing is crazy, indefinite detention
without trial, John, we're screwed. That's it. It's over.
Goodnight, go home. Wait a minute, hold on a sec. This
makes no sense. This goes getting completely against
everything Obama promised us.
Well, well, well. It's funny, you bring that up.
Because
I'm stalling. I have a
I have a look at some map your mission, whatever. Operating
that's taken forever. Oh, it's my eyes. It's my old eyes. Now
I'm looking for the I'm looking for the clip of where here it is
BBC clip. They actually they did a better job than I could have.
Within days of taking office, President Obama promised to
close Guantanamo, and with it and an edifying chapter in
American history. And we then provide
the process whereby Guantanamo will be closed no later than one
year from now. That was that two years ago. And now, more than
two years later, there are still around 170 detainees held
without trial isn't the thing that kills me. This whole thing
is about 170 Dudes, and what's happening now including the New
York Times, The spineless ballers, New York Times, are
saying, Well, the President had no choice because you know,
Congress won't allow trials in the United States. So it's
Congress's fault, a Republican Congress, by the way,
which is just unbelievable. What happened.
There was Congress just got in. It was supposed to take care of
this by Congress. It's the Spitz Congress that within a year
Congress was Democrat until like, just like a month ago.
This is the New York Times opinion page, the editorials
this comes I guess, from that Russian guy.
And on Monday, that promise crumbled the victim of
congressional spinelessness and President Obama's inability to
create political support for a way out of the moral quagmire
created by his predecessor.
He's pleased that the New York Times is run by the Russians.
NPR is run by the Russians. And Charlie Sheen show was getting
better.
That's all I know. It's getting better.
But it's I have I'm flabbergasted. I'm just
flabbergasted that this isn't about the Russians. We might as
well actually let's do our exit. We only have a couple of
executive producers, unfortunately. So let's get to
them. And then we'll talk about the Russians. All right. Namely,
See the reports of what's going on in Iran? Oh, yes. I have that
too. Yeah. Okay. As we mean this, Libya. I'm sorry. Yes.
Iraq, Libya. It's all it's all. Whatever you want to call wag
the dog.
All right here we got one executive producer, one
Associate Executive Producer for this week's show James Pierce
from
Copperas Cove, or Copperas Cove Copperas. I guess, Texas thanks
for the priceless information and entertainment you provide
every week. The most horrible parts of my week are when your
show ends. And I had to find something else to listen to the
agony anyway, there's always national treasure. It's comedy.
I've sold my wedding band I'm passing the money on to you Oh,
no, no. Slave but just more free. Can you please slap some
karma in my brother's face he's recently laid off it needs a new
job James Pierce.
You've got karma
and now we've got our one lone poor lone member of the fabulous
285 club and Associate Executive Producer Jan Persil from Hamburg
Deutschland. There John and Adam fortnight ago I registered
psycho for cash.com which redirects to no agenda donation
page well I guess it's best test to actually visit it right since
it is a my birthday on the 10th of March I'm currently in India
teaching journalists how to create podcasts and Real News
and use challenge coins
What am I good what do what does this coin you have will not be
funny if NPR start issuing challenge coin should
value for value really helped it is time to be a 285 club member
and II I need some karma for my search for a new office. By the
way, donating from India's heart is actually hard to do pay pal
locked down my account immediately when I logged in
from India. Why Gee, let me give him some karma first.
You've got karma
says he's looking forward to being back in Hamburg in two
weeks Keep up the good work Jan Purcell pronounced for your help
John Yan Persil a It looks like he had another donation on the
list though, that he has 111 11 the two slots down. Oh, I see
that. Okay, well, we'll make him an executive producer then he
totally and I have I have an Associates. I have a late entry
to the 285 Club. I don't know why it's not on the list.
But it looks valid from Nick ball. John Adam, here's my
donation for the 285 Club. If you could please mention my non
ad supported podcast the gadget gurus and call up my two co
hosts Mike and Vic as douchebags
I gotta do another one.
keep
true to but it never showed up on the spreadsheet. Well, I'd
hate for I'd hate for him to have done it and it not be true
if we will take appropriate measures if it if I tell him
well, you should also go look at his account and make sure that
they posted it. Wait a minute, the shill says he donated $2.85
Oh,
what a trick.
I got tricked. I got tricked my fault. Why don't like that?
Well, you don't know that. He may know I'm saying I'm seeing
the shill. Just ping me on that. Yeah, I know. I realized that.
But it's possible that he put in the wrong amount. And
we'll find out. That's possible. That's totally possible. So of
course, we give people the benefit of the doubt here
without a doubt. So that's our executive producers for this
show. Ken Persil and James Pierce. Thanks, guys.
devora.org/and a just a quick, quick number of PR mentioned
some domain name forwards. There's
so many of them.
Any good ones? Yeah, there's a couple of them. I liked
Asia renewable energy.com Ooh, solar work. group.com good. Kyle
registered davon rack.org. That was a good idea. Yeah. Which I
think you should have died. vorak.com.org/na work. I'm sure
it will. But that that seems pretty important.
I heard the I heard the other day. I'm not sure May was I
think it was Shana or maybe Citizen X. Now Citizen X
registered DeVore hacked.org
DeVore have like that. We've got a knot in my news.com which I
like a techno rednecks.com a throwback to our techno experts.
Bear fight.com
I'm and then I think something that
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brown shadow slave.com Before we continue, I would like to at
least do a teaser. Well hold on a second. Coming up on the no
agenda show it's a clip says teaser. Oh
I didn't I don't know what you're talking about all on his
got it? Okay, let's try it again. Let's let's try this.
Coming up on the no agenda show everything meltdowns showdown,
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right, everybody. We've got the beeves. upset. Upset at the
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little short on producers this week. So we're going to the
Justin Bieber. Well, yeah, when they go to the beat when the
Beavers are angry at the Biebs this that's the show title right
there. beeves angry at the Biebs.
I'm just saying
they have some term for themselves. Clam bump onward.
Now what we're where we were going toward what what was the
topic? In my topic is, while we're just on the
donation.org/and we need all the help we can get. I tell you, I
tell you. I think we should try it. I think we should do a third
show on Tuesday. There is enough news happening John? I would
there's no agenda news. network.com there is enough
news. I got like 50 stories, and they're all brilliant. And I've
got audio clips and everything. This thing is on fire. We can do
this. But people would have to double the giving level. Because
essentially, I'm quitting everything else then. And you'd
have to quit some stuff too. But I we can. I mean, if the giving
levels are there, why we're there to try it? Well, but how
do we know if we don't try him and we try it. And we try and we
give him like, you know, four weeks? And if it's not there we
go back? But then we did. We're backtracking. Yep. But we're in
irons.
Well, let's give you got all these stories. Let's do one.
Okay, I got tons of stories like what what? What, why don't we
just get on the wag the dog, Wag the Dog toy? Okay, let's do the
real kid. So the So Russia today had a which, of course, is now
by the way, there's a couple of interesting things going on. I
think the Russian today, little episode that was passed around,
it will be on the show notes, kind of expose what we've also
been seeing from certain Russian bloggers and other news sources.
I have the audio if you're interested. Yeah. I want you to
play it and see what these how long it take. Hold on a second.
It was.
Ah, what was it called again? It was a it was Russia today,
right? Yeah, it was Russia today. But it was a report on
media blamed for Libya unrest. Yeah. And I have a couple other
clips to back it up. But this was on Russia today and I've
clipped the intro off for obvious purposes.
The allure of a war. Incomprehensible as it sounds,
it's present in any conflict. Just days ago, these parents
feared for their children's lives. Today they're taking
their pictures in front of the tanks. The desire to be captured
laughing in the face of danger is even stronger among
journalists. And the conflict in Libya is providing a perfect
setting for it. On TV screens. Benghazi may look like the
center of the rebel resistance country is waking to another day
of chaos. Gaddafi may have lost about half of his country. They
watched these bombs off in the skies, but in reality, it's more
like a seaside resort than a conflict zone. Hotels are fully
booked with journalists and residents. It's a junket. I tell
you,
dude
party Libya Tripoli here we comes and we were on the beach
it's and you see the pictures that go along with this report
is beautiful it's just beautiful people like hanging out drinking
tea swimmin good time and then they and then they go and they
form a little group and take a film and make it sound like
something's going on and but she the one thing that fascinating
fascinated me the most I noticed that you noticed it which is the
that she caught the Al Jazeera crew right on a balcony
on a balcony with their cameras exhorting a crowd so they can
get some good shots at people you know, shaking their fist.
And of course if anyone else hasn't noticed is most of the
signage is in English.
And many of the you know the spokespeople that come and
talking all speaking, you know, reasonably good English and have
and the first thing that came to mind when I saw the Al Jazeera
crew doing this was Hillary Clinton.
Why does Hillary Clinton out of the blue when when Al Jazeera
first form it was a huge insult to the Jewish community and
everybody in between? And then if they were like you expect you
assume which they were taken over by MI six British
intelligence and then became like a spokes hold for god knows
what but the British are really into taken over Libya. So
they're in their exhort trying to make it look like something's
going on and Hillary comes out and says that the best news
sources is Al Jazeera and Russia today which is this is like a
double whammy this report but it's right in the beginning
that's bull crap and the fact is our news is that because our
people can't be trusted to hold out with this bull crap in other
words even then you know even I mean even CNN which I do have a
clip which I want to play it's Anderson Cooper going on and on
but every time he shows something now he couches
everything with we don't know if this is real we don't know if
this is the jet we don't know if this is taking yesterday we
don't know this we don't know yet. Anderson Cooper is is his
intros are always living crazy Libyan leader Gaddafi lies
again. That's that's a news guy Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper,
elitist prick. Do you want me to play the seat? It's a CNN Iraq.
Why do you say Iraq? I don't know. I keep saying I keep
mixing I read funny, isn't it? It's well it's it's a Freudian
slip of course because it's exactly the same game. It's the
same operation forces say the town of Misrata east of Tripoli
remains under their control tonight the streets they say are
calm for now but fighting and Misrata has so they say it
coordinates with the tweets here's in recent days. I love
the soundtrack. All right up with the gunfire gunfire gunfire
I need to hear gunfire gunfire behind our podcast oh yeah we do
because someone please drop gunfire for me in the drop box.
So I in open source.
I want to point out which it just came to mind is if you
haven't noticed when they show all these clips of these rebels
out in the middle of nowhere with this crazy anti aircraft
thing hooked to a Jeep
it robbers thing is like pumping book rockets into the boom boom,
boom, boom, boom, there's no planes around it just shooting
it's even better. Hold on, I gotta take you to this clip. So
we've got the BBC. Of course the BBC is definitely compromised by
British intelligence we know that so the BBC they've got this
dude. And and the video just doesn't correspond with what
he's saying. So he's like, We're under attack and he's doesn't
have a helmet on there in the car, keep your head down but
doesn't have a helmet on because of course it would mess up his
hair. And check this out. A dorm this morning, it was immediately
clear that the rebels enthusiasm and fighting spirit was fading.
It carried them 150 Miles westwards along the coast,
beating Colonel Gaddafi his troops back all the way. But now
their supply lines are stretched Colonel Gaddafi his troops are
starting to fight on more friendly territory.
Yesterday we went with the car tone Ben Jawad is in the car
attack fierce, fierce defenders had better weapons. And this
morning when we went up to Ben Jawad, we found that faded away
during the night
distance we saw a checkpoint which we eventually decided was
probably manned by good data. They're standing like 100 yards
away. That means it's like, you see a couple of Toyota's there a
checkpoint that looks like Libyan guards loyalists. It was
a couple of soldiers opened fire in our direction. Cue cue fire
just keep keep your head up. Keep your head to keep your head
down. And he doesn't he doesn't have a helmet on this. I've been
to war zone they make that you are obliged to wear a helmet. We
drove back he's it's insurance purposes alone to lay down the
road to the important oil town captured by the rebels on Friday
night. But today, far fewer of them were making a stand here
Now check this out for me. All the way back. You hear that
John? It's great. Thanks so John, we're we're here in the
war zone John and it's really bad I need any better gunfire
guys. That's only like one I need better. This is not good
enough. He's a machine gun. Yeah, and yeah, this this is not
good.
Yeah, so John, we're in the wars
on the no agenda show. Anyway, so what happens is now he has to
now we have to get the no fly zone thing. And so we're going
to we're going to insert a shot of a jet flying by that listen,
it's crazy. Just listen to this.
Success for Colonel Gaddafi his army
the insert a shot of a jet flying
and then check. Gunners blazed away a Russian built Sukhoi of
Colonel Gaddafi his air force so this is a different shot they've
overlap the sound so you see the dudes just shooting into the air
and nothing right this shot was like Steven Spielberg with like
Top Gun they took a clip from that circled round at Kenan so
they have the jet flying they've got the guys shooting and then
he circled round oh sorry, we don't have any video of that
landed away from the oh we don't have any video of the bomb
positions that whether the pilot missed on purpose wasn't clear
so they don't actually have video of it either. It was so
far away but then there's something interesting and I
would like our producers no agenda listeners of course the
producers check this out in this video where they're running away
from like you know I don't know the producer saying okay Run
Queue
there's a guy whose head is blocked out
there's a guy running in the in this little group of journalists
and his head is wiped out CIA guy must be someone of some
import yeah they've literally blocked it out I'm like wow
that's we even went to have war footage and then blocked that
guy out and like I had not mentioned you and not mentioned
it not say like you know that was our translator or something
like that. That it to me was like wow, you know, it's highly
suspicious. More gunshots people we don't have we need more
gunshots we don't have any John I need to do the show with
gunshots so we can be like hip like, like Anderson.
Oh John it's really bad here. How's it where you are? I guess
it cleared up. I'm near the rebels John it's getting really
bad. Just should loop that you know, it's like well, let's go
back to the the Anderson Cooper clips where he starts doing this
disclaimers but we're also showing hospitals shots. And and
it's a loop of about three shots and they keep bringing the same
guys in Yeah, it's like, here comes another one. It's the same
guy when he crashes over the weekend left dozens dead dozens
wounded. According to a doctor in central dozens according to
his Raja hospital, he said a three year old child was among
those killed. Save the Children. I want to warn you this next
video is disturbing. The voice narrating it says these are the
people who tried to attack the city Misrata on March 6, you
know I watched that video was it disturbing to you know the least
wasn't disturbing at all was like it was the voiceover this
disturbing was on Sunday CNN cannot independently confirm
where or when that video was shot and or who those people
are. They are wearing uniforms. Likewise, we can't confirm
witness reports. Misrata because we don't have reporters there.
Earlier I talked to a young woman who Misrata about what she
has seen and what she's bracing for she stops. Alright, so Okay.
They can't confirm anything. We don't have reporters there even
though Al Jazeera does. And and let me just say let me just say
the elders if you've ever been to a television taping, like of
I don't know, Two and a Half Men.
What you'll see is, you'll see the producer, usually with a
script in hand, and he'll be like, whooping up the crowd, you
know, like raising his arms up raising his arms up. Yay. So
people get all crazy. And they all like yeah, this is
fantastic. It's exactly what this guy was doing. It was just
unbelievable. John is really, really horrible here. And I
don't know what we're going to do.
by aliens there in Los Angeles. Yes. It's really, John. It's
really bad.
We've gotten jets coming in.
What am I going to do? Oh, it sounds like this. Oh, John. Yes.
Well, they say that there's lots of rebels around here.
And I think they're right.
I'm glad you got that nice hairdo. So anyway,
so now so now Anderson Cooper brings down some woman who
sounds like she's a girl from the San Fernando Valley. What is
in the same clip? Yeah, it says she has a contact in zawa and
talked about that for her safety. We're not identifying
her.
I understand. You know, somebody who just got out of zawa What
did they say?
They were just telling us how bad the situation is. Here.
had to leave value out 30 kilometers out of Zarya, just so
he could get cell phone reception. He told us that
everything's been cut off all the sources of communication. So
telephone services, both cell phone, their electricity has
been cut off.
Their water has been cut off. And there's they're shooting
from tanks from guns. Essentially everything the
situation is so unsafe. They're breaking into houses. They're
they're not leaving, like even children are getting killed.
They need to get some better sound effects. Yeah, I mean,
this is what it should be sounded like in the background,
you know?
No, that's that's a rail gun. Yeah. I mean, this is Dave
Anderson's got shitty sound effects. Ours are much, much
better.
Like they're not.
The thing is, they're not, they're not leaving anybody out.
You know what I mean? They're like shooting aimlessly up
people. Anyone who tries to step out, I have a friend whose uncle
passed away the day before yesterday, and we couldn't even
get out to bury him because of how unsafe the situation is.
What is the situation of where you are in Misrata. As of today,
it's pretty calm, but it's really unpredictable. Like we
can't even sleep at night. Every time we hear sound, it's like,
automatically think it's like a helicopter or we think it's
firing. So it's really really, really stressful. They're
really, really really, really stressful. It sounds like Los
Angeles. I got helicopter I got your nukes going over all the
all the time. It's like John, you know what? You it's getting
really, really kind of a stressful here. It's stressful.
Stressful. I tell you.
All right. Oh,
I love that soundboard. It's like I think that they somebody
botched this whole operation because I don't know what they
were they were hoping Qaddafi is going to leave like his kids
scrambled off to Argentina. And well, I disagree. I think I'm I
think it is much bigger. It's a very ambitious plan. And of
course, the idea is to go from North Africa all the way down to
South Africa. So that you know, we've got a clear shot, we can
put a train in there to get to the soccer match. We've got
Egypt, we've got Libya, right underneath that. We've got Sudan
George Clooney keeping watch. Then underneath all of that.
We've got the Congo. John, we've got the in it has its Hollywood
representative. Oh, yes. And who would that be? Ben Affleck has
time of heightened concern over federal spending. Some suggest
that austerity demands we turned a blind eye to the crisis in
Congo. What's the crisis in Congo? John? What is going on
there? I don't know what I don't know. I don't know. I think I'm
reporting here from the Congo, John and things are really
really bad. Ben Affleck is here to save the day. I believe
nothing could be more misguided. It would simply be pennywise and
pound foolish to go to penny wise. And the dudes behind him
his handlers. If you watch this video, and this is congressional
hearing, and you're shaking your head, like yeah, good boy. Good
boy.
You go and he's reading the whole thing. He's great. I mean,
the guy knows how to do delivers. By guards. He's an
actor. Yeah. Ben is a good one. You deliver Ben that, buddy.
What's his name? Who's the other one? The who's also getting
involved in all these things? Yeah. The the other dude, the
other guy. Yeah. What's his name? We got Matt Damon, Matt
Damon. He's the one and Ben Affleck. Matt
Damon. Yeah, they haven't given him a permanent assignment yet.
Oh, he's he's getting was like, alright, boy, listen, here's
your assignment.
Assignment. You know, everybody else has got an assignment. Ya
know, Ben's got one and George's got one boy, listen up. Here's
your assignment. And by and by the way, there was some mention
I think athletes are not.
Not athlete, but
geez, I can't remember his name from one second to the next,
Ted. No, that's how ready we are. No, no, it's Ben Affleck
and Matt Damon. So Matt Damon is on the Piers Morgan show. Yeah,
I saw that. Oh my god. And he's like, you know, he apparently
he's tight with Clooney to da these guys. Oh, hang with me on
Ocean's 1112 and 13 Yeah, I think so. Yeah. So there was
it was actually quite interesting to see if I can find
this. Yeah, it's under the wag the dog. So one of the ministers
of Parliament of the United States of Europe I'm sorry, EU
commissioner went off message. And I wish I had I wish I wish I
had some video or audio of this EU Observer says to see speaking
to press at an event organised by the Malta Business Bureau,
Malta by the way, groovy hangout.
On March 5 Friday, the EU health commissioner who has a long
history of business links with Libya said quote, he didn't
think he had the right or anyone else to make a statement on
whether Gadhafi should stay
Up Down, he said, I think Adelphi should make his own
decisions. He has the assessment of the people. And he has said
on TV, as he said, on TV, and here comes, I think, I think
Adelphi has made the first attempt towards conciliation.
And then,
whereas I'm looking for this, I should have highlighted this. I
want the exact quote.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm quoting and
paraphrasing, if I could just find so long article,
paraphrasing, he says, what is being shown on television is not
the true situation. Yeah, yeah. But he went off figured that
out, but he totally went off message, of course, to save his
own skin, his own ass his own money or whatever. He's got
ridin on this, too, you know, and by saying that, it's like,
wow, you know, the one there's a little piece of this little
factoid that floated through the ether. That was, I think it was
picked up on CNN and kind of bounced around. Nobody paid much
attention to it. But I did, which was the comment was
Gaddafi this guest took place a few days ago. Gaddafi said that
he would leave he quit if they just let him out of the country
you know, intact with his money. And the supposedly whoever's
representing the rebels in energy. I don't know that they
have a representative they said no.
No, you can't do that. No, that's not in the script. Did
you see portrays welcome gates on the Shut up. You see portrays
welcome gates on the on the runway in Libya there?
No.
Check this out. It's gonna be hard to understand, I think but
maybe so I can process it a bit. Here we go listen to this
now you can't hear it. So they don't know that they're being
taped. You got to see the video because it's subtitled. And so
gates could not get off the plane. Petraeus says hey, a much
bigger plane than usual. What are you doing gonna bomb Libya?
And engaged says yeah, that's right.
Hilarious. Well, that's kind of a funny bit that took place. I
have this Rumsfeld. You know, Rumsfeld, who has been going
around saying that Karzai is the world's greatest guy, and he's
not corrupt yet. Good old Ted. He was on No, Riley. Wednesday.
Yeah. I think he's been on a couple of times. And he was on
Piers Morgan. Right saying the same thing. Yeah, I mean, and
he's so the all this money is good. This is this. Rumsfeld,
Ted Rumsfeld. All he wants is he just wants a big blow job. Can
someone just blow the guy already and get it over with I'm
sorry, that's over the money's going to charity and blew it. If
you go on anything. He'll be on like cribs. Next is my son is
where I work out is I'm hanging here. I'm Ted. I'm Ted yo to the
shizzle. Rumsfeld. So I play this clip. Because I think it's
funny because he won't even acknowledge that Obama's
President Afghanistan, Obama doing the right thing. I have a
lot of confidence in protecting Petraeus. Yeah, I think he's a
sensible man and a fine general officer. The reality is that
country is going to have to nation build itself. We can't
nation build that happening. Everybody says the Afghans just
not going to do that. It's too corrupt too backward. Oh, I hear
that corrupt. Baloney. Listen, is there a how many, we already
played this? We already played this sick baloney clip, when
they must have been a rerun. But anyway, it wasn't the same thing
over and over whatever the case is. I just got the biggest kick
out of them saying Baloney, Obama is doing a good job. I
think betrayus is doing he won't even say Obama. I saw a couple
of things I saw. One was and I don't think I have a clip of
this. But that was on when Ted Rumsfeld was on Piers Morgan. He
said that, you know,
Colin Powell should go in. Colin Powell should go in and talk to
I'm like, wow, there you go. Let's, let's let's get the guy
and let's get the guy out of there. He's got one foot in the
hole. Is he I don't know. But he's like, Yeah, you know, Colin
Powell needs to go and that's, that's the guy that can do it.
And then Bill Richardson. Now this was interesting, because I
watched this on the wrong television, of course, while I
was having lunch, my sandwich, and he was on CNN week I saw
this he was with Wolf Blitzer. And of course these guys like
buddy, buddy, you know, I've been to we've been to North
Korea together. I guess I guess they can go to North Korea. Ling
Ling has to get rescued by Clinton. But apparently it's
okay for Wolf Blitzer and Bill Richardson, former governor of
what was he Arkansas he didn't New Mexico.
I think is New Mexico was also the
secretary of energy there.
During the Bill Clinton days, and he said he said something on
the show, he said, You know, I think we should arm the rebels
covertly, like wow, that mean, that's just coming out and
saying it. You know I think which of course we've already
said that there's a bunch of guys that have said I know but
here's what's interesting. So I go back and I look at the
interview, and then CNN website only has a little snippet, which
is irrelevant snippet like Qaddafi should give up or
whatever. And then they have a transcript of the entire
interview. And that part is cut out. They don't actually have I
think he peed. Someone said, Hey, we got to stop with the
covert arms because that's what we're doing. You got to stop
doing that. But I was able to find a clip of him saying this
on one of the Sunday shows on CNN. And he goes a little bit
further meme after me. Has the US handle this? Has the
President handled this in a way that has made things more
difficult now that it looks like more work? Qaddafi has some
staying power?
He's on the Viagras? Well, I believe the President has
handled this crisis. Well, his statement two days ago, that
Qaddafi must go lays the cornerstone for a policy, what I
think the US needs to do. Now listen carefully. If you listen
to him in a different context, he's speaking the truth to
cornerstone for policy is one covertly armed the rebels. There
we go. Let's covertly arm the rebels, which we're already
doing because the rebels are of course, al Qaeda, which are
financed by the CIA, or God knows who these days we should
take that step, develop a no fly zone, I think that is going to
be needed. Maybe we get the Brits and the French this is
exactly what we're gonna do. The Brits and the French are, of
course, they have all the oil interests in Libya. So we got to
get and they're already drawing up the draft and the Italians
and the Arab Leaguer and the Italians. They don't want the
Libyans flooding their country and the Arab League, screw them,
some kind of no fly zone is going to be necessary, mainly to
send a message to Libya's military and Qaddafi that the US
and there's going to kick your ass international community is
not with them, protect those refugees find ways to help those
refugees. The refugee, the refugees are these are all
people, they're immigrants who are working shit jobs, you know,
like dangerous jobs in the oil fields. And they're like, oh,
let's get the hell out of dodge. Who I don't want. They're not
Libyans. These are ended up on some island off the Italian
coast. Yeah, the Ellis Island of Italy, throw them on their slave
Island, get out of Libya, find ways to that we can develop in
Libya, what is called a civil society. Yeah, which is called
an oil based society. That's what he meant code word for
civil respect for human rights.
democratic institutions. Oh, like a BP start. Now. I liked
that idea of Steve Hadleys of establishing the trust. Yeah,
trust that a big oil trust, a financial trust, oil trust that
that develops those democratic reforms in Libya. Yeah. So that
we can divvy up the oil fields like Iraq, get in there early.
But again, there's huge you get it early before the Russians and
the Chinese come back and job opportunities for American
foreign policy in the Middle East. Yeah, the oil policy to be
associated with democratic institutions with those
protesters. Yeah. Like Exxon's at one, democracy and civil
rights and oilfields? Yeah, okay. I think we get the point.
So how come I've never just dawned on me? How come Anderson
Cooper who went to Egypt, didn't go to Tripoli? There were no
hotel rooms that he needed a suite. And that bit from, from
CNN, that what's your name? Christiana. And for CNN people
there according to him? No, there's no suites available. To
Anderson one go if there's not a suite, you say? That could be
Yeah. And you know, and he wanted his own beach chair and
everything just so anyway, I guess we can we should we need
to wrap this up. Ladies and gentlemen, this is classic wag
the dog. It is big joke. Big, big joke. And I guarantee you
the next it's Sudan and then the Congo because we've already got
our celebrities all lined up and ready to do it. We've got Usher.
Usher is now you, of course, Mariah Carey. But now Usher is
saying, Oh, hey, man, I'm gonna give the money that I made from,
you know, performing for Libya from Gaddafi. I'm gonna give it
to human rights organizations. So we've got a huge because I
think this is the bottom line job. Of course, it's obvious
what's going on is we want that oil and we want the Sudanese oil
on the way I don't know what's going on in the Congo and the
guy oil there in the Congo. Now you know, what does i minerals
researching this, but let me for example, just read I just did a
quick thing. Congo and then just this is classic. From earlier,
mid 2010 Congo plans oil pipeline
In a central basin to Atlantic in 2015. Congo wants $3 billion
pipeline to central oil basin
gas pipelines from eastern border to Atlantic Congo
pipeline engineering jobs Hey, they got some jobs posted. jobs
jobs oil careers.com Yeah,
I have Adam curry here reporting from the Congo things are really
bad. Really, really bad. I think when he did play we need a no
fly zone over the Congo. I my money and my buddy Matt Damon is
here. Matt, what do you think we should do?
So the other one that's going to crop up because I'm looking at
this this this looking at a stream Uganda? Well, that's
right underneath the Congo, of course, it's gonna build the
pipeline carrying the oil through the Congo.
It's hilarious. It's hilarious. The only way we can do we know
what doesn't work, we can go back and do the weapons of mass
destruction thing because that, you know, that took a lot of
covering up and lying to end you know, and a lot of celebrity
presidential slut squad distractions to get people off
of that. So instead we need
human rights. He's way way way stop. I can't I can't not
interrupt you here. Okay, because more recent news I've
told because you have your little map your theory was that
this all you know, a straight line and now it says Congo,
Kenya Uganda. So we have former ENI man plans pipeline is
up.
Go la into Chevron pipeline. Uganda says it will be a
pipeline anyway. Okay, I'm done. Right so we're gonna put in
Kenya. We're gonna put in Kenya. We need to we need to celebrity
in Kenya. The President everything kit. We need the
president. The president gone? Well, Uganda, Uganda. Hi, I'm
Bill Clinton here in Uganda. No net game and we got it. Okay,
let's just we'll line them up as they come out. Matt Damon's is
lying. We got Clooney in Sudan. He's right underneath Libya.
Yeah. Hi, this is George Clooney. It's really bad. Here
in Sudan. The rebels are fighting. We need to say quick.
We need to save these people. We need humanitarian assistance
quickly. All right. Then we've got Matt Damon in the Congo.
I've traveled to his region many many times and has never seen
the fighting this bad. No it's Affleck's in the Congo. I'm
sorry. No Daman will be then we should put Damon in. In Uganda.
Yeah, game one will have to go to Uganda and then we need two
more celebrities and we're gonna we're gonna covered who do we
who can we get who is of the right ilk? Oh, no, no, he's no,
no Bono screwed it up. No, Bono is no good. Bono is Bono
Boehner. No, no, Bono's no good.
Maybe we use that. Who else is in this crowd? This this little
clique? Well, hold on. Let's look at Ocean's 11. Hold on a
sec. Let's look at as far as where it all stems from Ocean's
11. Let's just see the cast of Ocean's 11. Right.
Hold on a second. We've got I know there was another dude that
we could use.
Paul Nolan Elliott Gould now too old now you gotta you gotta be a
young hotshot.
You got to bring in a couple of new guys into the fold here. How
about Ocean's 12? Missy? We know they had a couple of these
oceans thing. They had three of them actually see the cast.
Maybe the chat room can can help out. I mean, we have Angelina
Jolie would be a possible Oh Catherine Zeta Jones. She could
be good Julia Roberts. I think she's already done it. Brad Pitt
Nyan Cheeto, Don Cheadle for the black. The black slaves Don
Cheadle. It would be good, but you don't forget Brad Pitt.
Yeah, Pitt. Although he seems to go off script too much. Yeah,
he's he's not really reliable. Yeah, we'll have to see Julia
Roberts could be one. I think Julia Roberts these people the
women aren't going to have the like, there's a macho thing I
think you're gonna be less inclined to, you know? Well,
yeah, I don't know. I mean, but let's keep our eye on it. And
we'll Miley Cyrus is being Cindy Garcia and the Garcia would be a
good one.
The Wesley Snipes and I think he's in jail.
Yeah, let's because he didn't we wouldn't go. I mean, I think why
is Wesley Snipes in jail? He wouldn't go. Right, exactly.
James Franco, we could send him Robert Downey Jr. Now these guys
got too much. There's too much riding. You got to have Robert
Downey Jr. Could be a good one. He meant he might
keep our eye on it to keep your eye out for you know that.
Clinton is doing another fundraiser and he's got Drake
performing. This is the this is the new ambassadorship This is
the new thing and it does kind of bring the whole Charlie Sheen
thing home to me that, you know, so he's, he's completely like,
I'm not going to do it. They I think Sean Penn was sent in
like, Hey, Charlie, man, just come with me to Haiti. You know,
and
The we'll make it all kind of look good and you got to do your
thing and because it's all like it's all it's all power control,
mind control but odd piece about Sean Penn in Haiti. I have a
clip I didn't I didn't incorporate it, but I put it on
maybe the next show if it's necessary, but I don't think it
is. So it was Anthony Bourdain on no reservations, meaning was
Sean pan, who was just apparently holed up in Haiti.
And pan is is revealing the origin he says, the whole thing
is about art.
He's in his huge art community. Apparently the Haitians are like
crazy artists. Oh, no, that was the one project that Bill
Clinton did is, you know, all those billions of dollars, they
rebuilt the art building, which is the iron building, it's
called something like that. And that's what He keeps showing. If
you go to the Clinton foundation.org You'll see this.
It's Oh, it's beautiful. And people are making pottery and
stuff like that. And that's where all the rebuilding is
being done at this one iron building, as it's called. And
where they make art arts and crafts to sell to the tourists
who are coming. Yeah, exactly. It's an arts and crafts thing to
sell it to the tourists but but pin is at the ground floor of
this thing. Yeah, it's actually quite interesting. Oh, yeah.
Anyway, let's move. Pen is not going to be moved to Africa.
He's just stuck. How about the Kardashians?
I don't know. We're we're gonna have to see who crops up out of
the blue. I think the Kardashians will be great. Well,
I think it'd be great just to ship in Africa.
Tell him that there's a beach. There's a beach in the Congo.
It's okay. You'll love it. Uganda. You're gonna You're
gonna love it. You're gonna love it. I'm gonna love it. All
right. We'll figure it out. When it happens. We'll see it soon as
it happens. We all go. Wow, that's the guy. Right? We will
go Wow. Like, oh, so Jesse Jackson Jr.
Have you ever seen Have you seen this dude? I actually met him
once. Really? How was he was he like, zonked? I like him.
Really? Yeah. Did you hear his recent diatribe? You know, I
heard it. I've heard a bunch people saying, Yeah, this guy's
crazy. This is nuts. But the fact of the matter is if you
actually boil down what he said in some logical, weird left wing
manner, because the big thing everyone's bitching about, I
mean, I know what it where this is coming from. It's from the
logic that now you can't do that. Because it's not in the
Constitution. You can't do that. Because it's not in the
Constitution. You got judge Nia pop Nepal Itano, taken over the
Glenn Beck show, as ocean, you can't do it. If it's not in the
Constitution. It's not doable, as predicted, by the way. So we
predicted that very early on. And so Okay, well then put it in
the Constitution, because you can put anything you want in the
Constitution with an amendment. Yeah. So here's Jesse Jackson,
Jr. Requesting just that I believe that the answer to long
term unemployment is actually in the Constitution of the United
States. Well, let me say that a little differently. It's not in
the Constitution of the United States, it should be in the
Constitution of the United States. And one of these days
we're going to get there. We need to add to the Constitution,
the right to a family to have a decent home. What would that do
for home construction in this nation? What would that do for
millions of unemployed people? He says we need to add to the
Constitution, the right to medical care, how many doctors
would such a right create? He says we need to add to the
Constitution of the United States, the right to a decent
education for every American. How many schools would such a
right build from Maine to California, how many people
would be put to work building roofs and designing classrooms
and providing every student with an iPad and a laptop? I think he
needs to update it. It should be an iPad two, and Allah and a
laptop. It's hard to keep I think we should put that in the
Constitution. Every kid needs an iPad and a laptop. So you know
the thing about this? Yeah, well, you could put it in I
mean, no one's gonna vote it in, by the way. So this is like
ridiculous. And if it's in the Constitution doesn't mean that
anything is going to happen. But the idea is no weirder. No
weirder than the than the right wingers who want to ban gay
marriage and put it in the Constitution. No, of course.
They're all nuts. They're all nuts. John McCain has great. A
lot of people sent me this, of course, he's talking about our
great manufacturing here in these United States of Gitmo. I
would also really out that if you had emptied that house there
if you'd left a computer there or an iPad or an iPhone, those
those were built in the United States of America. Yeah. Okay.
John writes, yeah.
The irises what planet is this idiot from?
President iPad is the bill right here in these United States of
America, John, just so you know.
You want what is the Foxconn factory in China, the United
States of America. Let's just listen to that again. Just make
sure we heard it right. I would also point out that if you'd
emptied that house there if you'd left a computer there or
an iPad or an iPhone, those those were built in the United
States of America. That's right. Built right here. What computer
is built in the United States of America nowadays? The one that
you build in your house? Yeah, the one that I build from
Chinese part that's assembled in the United I mean, the iPhones
are assembled in Cupertino, which I think they means they
put the sticker on it. Yeah, they don't do much. No, it's not
like somebody's got a screwdriver. Unbelievable. Yeah,
McCain is he was almost President coo. Boy. Yeah, we
missed, dodged a bullet. The bullet didn't wait.
Hey, I'm just filled with good stuff that reminds me of George
W. HW Bush, when he finally quit that out. He was ousted from the
presidency. And then he goes in, he goes to a grocery store. And
he's, he's completely befuddled by the barcode Reading System.
Yeah. Wow, where did this come this high tech.
So my friend in New York, Austen Goolsbee. And there's something
up with the patent system, by the way, because he did a white
board, talking about how we're going to reform the patent
system, ie, you can just like Homeland Security, if you want a
visa, if your stupid slave you pay $300, if you want, if you
guaranteed want your visa, you pay an additional $1,000 for a
total of 1300. I know because someone I know has gone through
this twice now. And it's like you get it, it's like, oh, here
it is stamp. We're an extra 1000 bucks to the patent system. Now
they're gonna guarantee
that within 12 months, you have your patent on your bogus claim.
Of course, there'll be an extra fee for that. But this is not
the clip that I have. This is a clip from Austin, just to give
you an idea of this jabroni.
By the way, the Supreme Court is today ruling on the possibility
of copyright works out of copyright, bringing them back
into copyright. This is another genius genius thing so all those
Gutenberg books will be owned by Disney trust me.
So Goolsbee is at the National Association of Business
Economists, I think it's named is what it's called. For
business executives, nape. Ne Ne sounds that sounds enlightening.
But I just want you to hear he says something.
So what they're talking about is economic data. Because of
course, the economic data that we get is just whatever the
jabroni J there at the White House says Oh, jobs Yeah, we
created more jobs we save we created we did whatever, they
just, you know, unemployment, nine 9% Oh, it's all you know,
who knows that they cook it up, they just, they just make it up.
They calculated differently every single time. There's
always different formulas. So named boy, I guess, are a bunch
of good guys who actually just Hey, what is the actual economic
data? And they're one mantra is better economic data, loud,
listen to this neighbor. Everything you do for six years
I was on the Census Advisory Commission and
nape and the census Advisory Commission are basically the
only two bodies in the United States, strongly and totally
voting issue is quality of our economic data. And I remember
now listen to this story. So this is what the inner battle
was like. That's right. That's what you just want, hey,
douchebag up there. We want quality of economic data that
they
September 11, September 11 2001, that name meeting was in New
York. And Alan Greenspan, at that meeting, filmed a series of
videotapes calling for improvement of the economic data
that need to be funded. They were destroyed in the September
11.
attacks. But wow,
he's laughing the crowd is laughing, that the tapes of
Greenspan calling for better economic data were destroyed in
the 911 attack. What's so funny about that, and where were they
where was this meeting held? And why is it funny? Yeah, it's
something wondrous something very, about listen to that
again, at that meeting, filmed a series of videotapes calling for
improvement of the economic data and that need to be funded. They
were destroyed in the September 11.
job
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It should be like this.
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homepage too. I'm reading this book called Moonwalking with
Shakespeare, the art and science of remembering. But halfway
through it, but already it's like, oh my god, you forgot what
page you're on. Sorry. Interesting. The guy who wrote
it was a journalist who was sent for I think, for Slate to cover
one of these memory competitions. And he winds up
in the finals of the memory competition because he figures
out how to do it. And and there's no but it's not really a
how to book on how to do it. Although the trick is in there
and I've practiced this and I'm going to be doing it it's
amazingly fun when you know Oh, let me take a look when you're
done. I mean, I used to have a good better memory that it's
just I can't remember Matt Damon's name but when I was it
was better three years ago John it's a matter of practice
because I recall when I was a receiving clerk for
International Harvester
there were these long numbers you'd have to remember you
didn't have to remember but if you didn't remember them you're
you know you're gonna spend a lot of time like looking back it
was so easy once you know the concept of memory palaces. It is
so easy to do this then it's just practice but you know,
there's a lot of things that are that are harder but
he does go very deep into the whole idea of how jingles
work.org/n A, and that these are non erasable. You cannot
actually erase that from your memory yeah.org/and I get that
one I everyone's who I started thinking about I can't get it
out of my brain. But let's do our birthday call out for yawn
well, really big list today. Yun Brasil who of course is one of
our donors. No longer Boehner celebrating his birthday today.
Yan we wish you have
Very happy birthday from your buddies here the no agenda show
Adam and John. And of course all the producers out there and get
mo nation.
Okay, yeah. So
I was a little bummed out because more bummed out. So I
thought I'll have a great idea.
I have a great idea. I'll, I'll start adding books to the big
app show which I've done adding book reviews. And do you know
that with the Amazon Associates affiliate program, you can't
link link directly to Kindle books?
Oh, interesting. And like, What the f is that where they have
all the control? But I mean, you can link to any hardcover or
softcover, or secondhand book, but you can't link directly to
Kindle books. You know why? Because obviously what you
would, you wouldn't be making too much money. Because most
people that would be doing linking in the first place
probably have a Kindle or some device that reads books. Well,
you can read it on your own.
I know is pissing me off. Like the whole idea. Yeah. Wow.
Where's Barnes and Noble when you need I mean, these guys have
never had never picked up the slash horrible, horrible,
something very interesting, you know, Russia, and get my nation
vodka or borscht as you prefer.
They, they've been rebranding their police force.
And what's funny is that, and of course, I don't speak Russian.
So I'm just going by what I'm what I'm reading, but the video
of this is fantastic. So they've changed their name. And
the
abbreviation is O
M O H,
of their of their police force, O M O H, which of course, if you
turn that around, it's homo.
And so there's this squad. Now these girls and the YouTube
video is fantastic. So when you're driving down the road,
and you're looking at your rear view mirror, you see home Oh,
that's right. Oh, my home. Oh, stop. So it's OMO. But they
really resents the new friendlier police force. And
because of this, because it's such a joke, there are girls now
going up to all Thank you, darling, going up to the
Russian, the female Russian police officers, and kissing him
on the mouth like Tang, and the whole video is just the whole
video. And they're calling it an art project project. Yeah, I
call it fake. No, no, no, no, no, no, this is not fake. Dude,
hold on a second. You should you should really see dude. Dude,
you should really see this. This is it's phenomenal that they're
calling it street art. But it's just video after video of these
girls running up to these these female cops and just like Tongue
Kissing him. And it's, it's hot.
It's totally great. And I think Yeah, send me a link. Yeah.
Hold on a second.
It's funny when I'm trying to move the cursor
of my Mac that I'm running the show off of trying to I'm trying
to pull it into my laptop screen. Of course it doesn't
actually go that
all on a second. You will you will love this when you see it
hold on st art of the day. I will also paste it into the chat
room. I think the human resources will appreciate it.
Try that paste this into the chat room so we all can enjoy
this. This is this is a moment everyone together now. And
they're just doing it all
everywhere. And the the Russian cops these women they're hot. So
I see you're probably right. Because Russian cops are pissed
off. Yeah, so OMO
Oh my
Oh, just one girl decided to give her the kiss back. Yeah, I
know. It's been a beautiful thing. Russia is becoming also a
possible destination for living. How about Hawaii? John? What do
you know about Hawaii? Because I'm used to go to Hawaii once or
twice a year because I'm looking at real estate prices. For what
I'm paying here. I can have like five bedrooms. 15 acres on the
beach. Well, it depends on what Island your cares. Who cares as
long as there's internet differences boring on some of
those islands? I don't I don't need excitement I need to do I
need internet?
I need internet. That's all that's all I need. Hi, Adam. Big
World wall. Is she really planted well yeah, that's not
Big John. That's real. admitted? Yeah, yeah. No, this doesn't
look fake. Hi, Adam. Big fan of attacks this one.
It's hot. It's hot, isn't it? And they're like, whoa, what's
going on? I love it. It's nothing like lesbian milk cops.
So
this is Russia way to go hey comrades loving it. It's very
funny I have to blog this Hi Adam big fan of the show. I want
to let you know how long it's actually should play this for a
second.
And now back to real big fan of the show. I want to let you know
we got a tip. This is one of our medical producers who shall go
unnamed
as he calls himself my liaison in the belly of the beast, one
let you know we got a tip regarding a medication called as
IKANO tied
trade name pre pre alt. The tipster alleges Charlie Sheen
has been taking the stuff and this is what's driving him
crazy.
Apparently the stuff is a lot more powerful than morphine has
some gnarly side effects, which include like bipolar behavior.
Have you heard of this pre alt stuff? No, I we don't have to do
it. It has I don't I never hear of a drug unless it's been
advertised heavily on television. Well, this is if
you're gonna drugs.com pre OT is a non narcotic pain reliever
that works by blocking pain signals from the nerves to the
brain used to treat severe chronic pain and people cannot
use or did not respond to standard pain relieving
medications. Zach zyk Bonide Zig Ziglar xYc anonymous iconic
types icon is derived from the toxin of the cone snail species
CONUS Magus Yeah, scientists have been intrigued by the
effects of the 1000s of chemicals in marine snail toxins
since Initial investigations that's probably what he's
drinking he keeps saying he's drinking some weird stuff Yeah,
that's tiger blood that's his tiger blood it's gotta be this
stuff effects of these toxins from his childhood in the
Philippines escaped with some scientists was fascinated by
this stuff. This stuff to kind of tied was discovered in the
early 1980s by the University of Utah research scientist Michael
McIntosh, when he was birthed out of high school and working
with this guy L. All of Vera to kind of tied was developed into
an artificially manufactured drug by Elon Corporation was
approved for sale under the name pre ordered by the US FDA in
2004. Isn't it a beautiful thing?
And it's always something.
Hey, breaking news. In other words, it's basically it's
basically a toxin that snails used to keep alive by killing
their prey. And now of course, being the Hollywood Denizen, we
take it.
Breaking news, breaking news, breaking news, John, breaking
news coming through the no agenda network, no agenda, news
network.com. Breaking news. We know that the Chinese spy Gary
Locke is now being sent over to China to become an ambassador.
He's being retired.
Right? You read about this, didn't you?
Yeah, I have actually. So he is the Commerce Secretary. He's of
Chinese descent. And he's done enough spying now. So he's
taking I guess he's taken a bag full of secrets over there. And
he's become ambassador. Breaking news, according to Bloomberg,
who is in line to be the next US Secretary of Commerce,
Bloomberg. Eric Schmidt. Oh, well, we knew we're gonna we're
gonna put him somewhere former CEO of we predicted Of course,
he's going to end up running the intelligence agency. Is there
any difference? If you're running commerce or as commerce
is pretty weak? No. It's a gig though. Yeah, it's a gig once
he's in once you're into the area, you know, it's like, I
feel you. Yeah. Once you're in and they just start bouncing you
around, because you're now an expert. Yep. And so then you'll
be bounced from here to there. And the next thing, you know,
he'll be ahead of the CIA, the NSA, or that or the or the guy
in the middle, that new guy, which is what he shouldn't be
doing. Yeah.
I don't see that. Aaron, Chief Science Officer for Sun
Microsystems and CTO at Novell and CEO of Google, a search
engine company, it should be the head of commerce. Can't you find
a professor or somebody? It's just a start? Well, it's just a
start. It's just a start. But he said they gotta get a man to get
him in, move them up. That's the Boy Scouts marching song.
So we had a little bit of biodiversity in our own backyard
this week. Redondo Beach, California, where millions of
sardines died and floated to the surface. Do you have a theory on
this? Because I got one.
Sure, mine won't be as entertaining. Well, first, I
would assume
well, there's a couple possible I'll give you a crack crackpot
one they've been finding a lot of marine life has been huge
kill offs and dead zones and all the rest of it from underground
volcanoes that have been leaking out lots of methane and other
gases. And it's quite possible that crack is formed underneath
that area just off site.
To shout outside the shelf, they're in Southern California,
which is a precursor to a massive earthquake, which
you know, it's so funny you say that because this is absolutely
I believe we've got the big one coming in California. And just
like in New Zealand would we have just days before the big
one we had whales beaching themselves. So this is it. It's
common. It's coming. We've got you know, we've got bottles of
water, the big ones gonna hit California. And you're gonna
laugh at me Of course we had. This is heart by the way, this
is not any biodiversity is this harp if tuning it up, and they
miss violate Hold on a second hold on as they hit Japan with
the seven point. Keep notes now. February 24. At 915 On this
show, you said no quake in Southern California. No way
changed. Change the story. I'm allowed. Hey, if the president
can keep Gitmo open, I can change my earthquake machine
story. And it's a moving target. But it's this is it. I give it.
I give one week. One week. One week, one week, big one hitting
was the what was the what was the lag time between this way?
Awful days? Couple days? All right. Well, I've argued buckle
down, I would wear a seatbelt. Ya
know, I wish I could have one of those leashes you put on your
kids.
Of course, the Los Angeles Times says well, this is because
there's no oxygen because of an explosive growth of algae. And
that's because of global warming. Thank you. Thank you
very much. Absolutely. You can make anything the stock market
crash can be blamed on global warming. Well, it will be if
only we had bought some more carbon credits
to have been following these water meters.
And this is
unbelievable story. I'll just play the first minute or so this
clip of these residents in I forget where it is now.
may see well, I'll play the clip. And I'll remember they
have their smart meters installed mad Atlanta residents
Atlanta where my ad clearly have had enough for you to expect us
to think that 4 million gallons of water is leaking somewhere on
our property and not showing up is absolutely mind blowing. We
were taking a shower every day. Now we're skipping sometimes
because we're trying to save the water.
For more than three years in Atlanta, a city of more than a
half million residents has been bombarded with complaints of
outrageous water bills. Now remember, I told you that I was
going nuts over the water bills here. Like it's I'm paying like
five $600 A month and a water. It's Mickey and I you know it
makes no sense. No similar complaints are popping up around
the country in places like Cleveland, Charlotte, Tampa, and
California Brockton, Massachusetts. But the water
bill war is nothing like in Atlanta. Just ask Will the cob I
felt like I'm going crazy complex by herself in this 1800
square foot home.
For Waterville averages 30 to $40 a month until it began going
up more than $1,200 in November. What happened before this water
bill went up John, what do you think happened?
Hello, no, tell me. What are you doing? Why are you pooping? I
know I had to get a glass of water. Oh, jeez. That's a very
expensive thing you're doing there? Yeah, this glass of
water. No cost me? What do you think happened? Well, well, what
do you think happened? Well, let's listen. December bill,
nearly $6,900.
This is great. Cop now owes more than $10,000. And city
inspectors found no leaks for me to have to remember when they
were
I don't want to give it away. Take the time to do this. And
then there's Debbie Scarborough's, her water bill
shot up more than $3,000 After two months of huge spikes last
summer. This is another bill another month, she even hired
two plumbers to prove there was no leak.
Five years ago, the city hired a company to replace its aging
water meters with automatic meter reading devices. Ah, there
you go. It's the smart meters. And if you'll recall, the main
selling point of the smart meters was to be able to detect
leakage. So what they're doing now is they are raping us. And
I'm sure that I just this only really happened this morning
that I found all this. I'm sure the SWAT smart meter companies
are getting a piece of the back end. But this this is a 10
Minute report.
I have nothing but people who live in, you know, modest homes
with 1000s of dollars of water bills. And then it's like, you
have no leaks. No, nothing. Now you're just using too much water
slave.
And it's rampant. And it's all these smart things happening
with electricity all these smart, yes, it is electricity
bills locally, and I bill it way up for some unknown reason, you
know, the reason is no, and you just had a smart meter
installed. Remember, you told me that you had a smart meter
installed, they did it on the outside, you had nothing to do
with it. And now all sudden, your electricity bill
skyrockets, because that's theft, they're stealing from
you. Yeah.
I'm actually getting very angry because when you when our bills,
it's out of control. It's and we have like, soft lighting here
with a transformer. I'm gonna have light bulbs
and the water it off the off the chart.
So they're installing the smart meters. And I think that the
companies, you see they go into the interview one of these guys,
total jabroni douchebag. I think they're on the back end, I think
they get a piece of the back end because they also do
collections. Remember, they do collections, they don't just
measure it with Wi Fi, they drive by and they they collect
all the data wirelessly. But they do the collections as well.
So they're on the they're on the back end of this because you
know, that's what you get paid for you get a percentage of
collections, they're just jacking up everybody's rates as
it was it sounds like an out and out scam and of course we don't
have any public utilities Commission's anymore with any
balls or any power No, because it's all been taken away from
him during the deregulation period where we don't need
actually any regulation whatsoever. And so this is the
this is the direct result for all you out there. And I know
there's a bunch of listen to this show who are deregulation
absolute is Oh, you don't need regulations, the free market
will take care of it. This is what you get corruption. free
market works great when it's not corrupt. So now we're gonna have
to go Who do you sue? Who do you sue? You have to take them to
small claims court or some I don't know what you're going to
do. It's it's somebody's got to come up with a model to sue them
to get their money back and hopefully they'll find a judge
who's not as you know, just some dumb jerk off that sitting there
doing nothing, you know, like, they're all gonna masturbate
underneath job they're all in on this this is the this is the
takedown of the people they're all in on it. They're all in on
it I gotta go look at my water bill and I'm gonna freak out I
know because I know the water bill is gonna be like seven $800
a month
and we don't give me what I cook a little bit we take showers we
don't the one way to go about this if it's possible as it is
to
if you could re meter your your meters in other words, put
another turn off the thing and then put another meter but
meanwhile they've got the ultimate control over you
because they can shut it off remotely flick of the switch
not all of them are two way yet but they have that capability
easily upgradeable and I don't know there this is a huge scam.
And a lot of people it's going slowly it's like those the
Chinese and then a Russian credit card dudes. What they do
is they they steal your card but they don't charge like $1,000
and you'll see a charge show up for $2 It'd be sort of some kind
of fee and they do this with a million people and they got you
know $2 million a month just from one little scam it's go
ahead I have I've seen it. I've seen it on my credit card I
refuse payment on it.
And but they're getting greedy now. This is like stupid slaves.
Just take your money. You don't want to pay your water bill.
It's gonna you're gonna get really thirsty. You don't like
electricity we're just going to turn it off
and all the whole cover is biodiversity global warming and
carbon and a bad how's this going to work with your uh your
battery car? douchebags?
No, it's it scares the bejesus out scares the bejesus out of
me. And we've got to do something about it. Yeah.
Well, they screwed up with that woman has given her a $6,000
bill. Yeah, now they went a little too far on that one.
Yeah. But of course they'll come up with some bogus Oh, it was a
mistake. It was a faulty meter. It won't happen again. We'll fix
it. Don't worry about it. But meanwhile, so you just said it
yourself. Your electricity went up. For some reason have you
changed your habits? No, really? How much is like $10 $20 $100
Now who doubled and what what do you pay a month if you don't
mind me asking. I pay well and this last bill that jerked up
out of the blue went to $1,000 what your one dude in the house?
Yeah.
What are you running? Are you running? Something special in
the base? My wife I was growing pot
At least it makes them excuse you might have to
get more donations. This is crazy, man. Yeah, we're gonna
we're gonna we're working on it. So I think, I don't know, we
have to find some mechanism to sue them because I know it's
bogus. This is something Mimi should sink her teeth into
because she's she's she notices this stuff. I'm sure she said,
John, what are you doing? I'm sorry, she doesn't talk like
that, of course. But John, what are you doing? What are you?
What are you using double electricity? You got like
hookers in there when I'm not around. What are you doing? You
got like, a disco ball and like fruit strobe lights. What are
you doing, John? So play a clip so I can go hang up this phone.
Somebody's calling work. Hello. Okay, I'll play a clip of Go
ahead. This is Lucy Napolitano. On
on and who's buddy buddy with?
Who's the who's the dude?
Who's on CNN. What's his name again? John.
Yeah, you don't give a shit.
What's the what's the guy who's gonna run for President
Romney? No, not Mitt Romney. The other guy, Huckabee. Oh, that
guy's running free. Hey, by the way, I just picked up the phone.
And it was a recording that says We apologize. We reached your
number in error.
That's good. But was it you think the water company
pay up slave?
So Lucy is on the Huckabee show. And they're good buddies. And
and he'd say, this is an amazing little interview. And by the
way, wow, she she could be a Russian cop.
She talks about using the word terror. And Huckabee says, you
know, Hey, should we really be using this word all the time.
Now,
in the essence of full disclosure, you and I have been
longtime friends from being governors during the same time
and sharing the podium with the National Governors Association.
But I want to get right to the point. Is there a reluctance on
the part of this administration to use the term terrorism or
jihadism? No, no, just No, it's not. We love it. I use it all
the time. I said, Honey terrorist Hey, baby terrorist.
Oh, tears. She wakes up in the morning goes, oh, what terrorist
is it? And in fact, in testified before the Congress just a few
weeks ago, I reminded the Congress, the American public
that the threats to the United States they've evolved over
time, we're not seeing the same kind of plots. We saw plots pre
911, you know, massive international infiltrations of
the United States to weaponize airplanes, John massive
infiltrations
I used to on the phone. Massive No, no, I'm not on the phone.
Massive infiltrations weaponizing planes weaponizing.
Well, when was this world rocking this hasn't been
reported.
This lizard over time, we're not seeing the same kind of plots.
We saw pre 911 You know, massive international infiltrations of
the United States to weaponize airplanes, fly them into
buildings. But we're seeing lots of other things like weaponizing
planes flying buildings. Oh, massive infiltration. When was
this this interview? No. When was this taking place this
massive infiltration to where as we as we speak. That's why she's
reminding you terror is real Moller things, individual
things, one or two people perhaps acting together makes it
a lot more difficult for law enforcement to detect to
prevent. And that's why we're asking people when they when
they see something to say something. Oh, hold on a second.
We have to, where's my jingle? Here we go.
That's why we're really working with our governors or mayors to
to really share information about what the terrorist threat
is to our own country. When PJ Crowley mentioned, you know that
we weren't sure what it was PJ Crowley is the spokes hole for
Hillary Clinton because at that time, we know this guy had
screamed out, you know, God is great and Arabic. There was
clear indications from his Facebook page and his
communications that he had been consulting with Shahada. So is
it fair to say the biggest threat we have in terms of
national security? In the specific sense? Is that threat
from a rabbit, a rabbit a rabbit caught me ribs? Well, I will say
that certainly what we have seen in the short, John, it's time to
talk to your T shirt. And what I have Shane is emotional emotion
and Islamic last several years is a growth of al Qaeda and al
Qaeda related groups around the world AQAP al Qaeda in the
Arabian Peninsula, and rolls off the tongue from nationally AQAP
LGBTIQ a pair
we've seen outside in the mid grab for exam. I'll cut into my
grip. Where's my grab?
My grab? I think it's Morocco, isn't it?
I don't know what she's talking about but and we see the
internet as an accelerant to an accelerant oh nice term from CSI
did yes accelerate accelerant is the shit that you sorry is what
you throw on the fire to make it burn faster accelerant en and
it's an accelerator we got it shattered kind of the connection
between groups abroad and individuals in the United
States. So it's fair to say that a small Okada on Maghreb is we
got we got terrorists and McDonald's John is Alcott and
Mac rib small percentage are small number of individuals who
are Muslim and acting in a misguided name of Muslim. We
call them Islamist. Oh, let's take note of that. Can you write
that in your book? I'm writing it down. We call them Islamist
have plotted or planned and they've been intercepted. Zazie
Faisal Shahzad to give you two examples. But there are only two
well, so we don't want to make the terrorism aperture too
narrow. It's not just about the terrorism, aperture. Ooh, it's
nice. We've got to open that hole.
She's talking about a sphincter. Let's just say it just like
terrorism sphincter we are Oh, where's this going? Where? What
do you where's it going here? It's going to this it's going to
this next? This next question where he says, Hey, hold on a
second. You and your Department of Homeland Security, you know a
guy got through with box cutters. How would you
budget of course encourages them to take further action? Oh, no,
no, I can be pleased right into their hands, she doesn't even
better. First of all, when you get to the check the actual
checkpoint at the airport, there are multiple multiple layers,
multiple layers in the sphincter or security layers of activities
that have already been undertaken in our effort to make
sure that we're focused on on the right place and we still get
a box cutter through is what happened last week. All right,
here it comes. That's right and that and that then we go through
that's why we have multiple layers. Why because you always
have to plan for human error when you think about the United
States as great yeah, it's Ed mentioned it didn't work there's
multiple layers of course not of course that would you like
That's right. That's why we have multiple layers. Yeah, the
stewardess saw it when it fell out of the guys bad layer it's
like it was here's what here's what we're kind of missing. I
think this idiot Huckabee doesn't help things much. Oh, of
course GSA has recently and we both have this articles recently
been kind of scolded and and the
the Amtrak people are completely bent out of shape because the
TSA decided because they have this team called these Viper
teams Hold on a second. It's the Viper team come into Oh, it
didn't go Oh, no, it crashed on this is not good. Hold on a
second. Why parties come into a train station do you so they
came in and they stopped the people leaving a train in
Savannah, Georgia and wanted them and there's a video
floating around about this showing a little nine year old
getting wandering they had some kids sitting down and he had
they were wanting his feet to head to stick his feet up when
he was wearing socks and they were wandering the socks and so
the the Amtrak guy got bent out of shape and nobody can figure
out why they're wandering and and checking and questioning all
these people getting off of a train and by the way, where's
Obama with his Oh, you know the drain the high speed rail you
won't need to take off your shoes or taking off their shoes
getting off the train this morning. It's worse than what he
said wouldn't happen. Yeah, worse. And then meanwhile, in
Washington State there have a test program that's only being
picked up. By the way the Pacific Northwest newspaper is
actually only by the Seattle Times where the TSA the Viper
teams have decided to they've got a new one they're going to
try it out. So they've been trying this out at the Seattle
airport where they come on the plane what after the plane is
boarded This is documented after the plane is boarded the TSA
comes on the plane eyeballs everybody and then it has them
take down their luggage from this carry on and then go
through it they start filtering through your your luggage again
and up slaves. You see this badge this badge I got this
means I got power power over you to shut up. Meanwhile, there was
a incident report last year where this kind of thing
happened at the Greyhound bus station in Tampa, Florida, where
they were a viper teams came out to check on the people getting
on the bus, just in case that was because they might be
smuggling money. Remember that we played that clip. So these
guys are completely out of control. They do they do not do
it. There's a waste of the taxpayers money. It's an insult
to everybody. And it's obviously there. You know, it's important.
The way I'm seeing is the formation of subtle formation of
a secret police and a bunch of Gestapo it's not really it's not
so subtle. It's not that subtle when they're coming on the plane
now an eyeball in Yo let's take a look at this guy looks
suspicious.