I don't like drying my hands at the airport. I want to towel I
want to paper towel Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Sunday January 30 2011. Time for Gitmo nation media
assassination episode 274. This is no agenda, calling out to the
Muslim Brotherhood from the hilltop Watchtower crock pot
command center and donation West here in the People's Republic of
Southern California in the morning. I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where I never said hit it. And
I'm not expected to be doing this show yet. I'm John C.
Dvorak. Hill.
Good ad live in the morning to you, John.
In the morning do you in the morning to all the feets on the
ground the ships at sea and the airman in the air.
Very close. Ships at sea boots on the ground wings in the skies
foots in the oceans checks in the males Baker's in the kitchen
dung in the pits, astronauts men in the moon of Mars base
stations hands on the air and human resources everywhere,
particularly in our chat room. No agenda stream.com where they
are all charged up and ready to go exactly the way their
government loves them to be.
Less too bad. It's a slow news week. Yeah.
Is anything on Twitter?
I didn't see anything going on. Oh, hey,
wait a minute. I think I think I got like an extra day out of my
two week prognostication of the tragedy in Tucson, because they
just came a little late. You know, they had it all planned.
I think well, you've talked about the Egypt thing. Yeah.
Well, I could have Egypt thing was designed. That was the
handoff. It was supposed to be tragedy in Tucson for two weeks.
Install the masses. And then here's the Egypt thing. Now the
funny thing about the Egypt thing I want to bring this up
Mazel bring this up right away before we get to because there's
there's some funny stuff about it, obviously.
Well, the most funny thing about it is it seems to be scripted.
You don't think
but wait a minute. Wait a minute. You've got a couple of
clips to prove my point. Okay.
Groovy. No, I'm all for it. I've only got a couple clips for
this. I knew you would not disappoint. First of all, can I
ask you two questions before we? Oh, actually, there's a we have
a jingle for that. John. John, can I ask you a question about
jeep? Jeep? Egypt jeep? Jeep it a is it a is Mubarak a dictator?
I don't know. I can't tell because they keep talking about
never met the guy these these are pro democracy
demonstrations. They don't have elections there. Are they? Is it
a sham? Is it is it not? Oh
no. They have elections. Okay. Because the way it the way it's
99.9% of the vote so it's a little fishy.
Okay. Okay. So it's one thing to say there's no democracy has
nothing to say it's it's fishy. All right. Then I have one other
thing to ask you. I forgot what it was. The jingle distracted
me. Yeah. No, I was gonna ask if you had ever before. Heard the
of the Muslim Brotherhood? Oh, yeah. Because we've never talked
about the Muslim Brotherhood and almost our show. No, we haven't.
But dnn is like it's all the Muslim Brotherhood and like die
feel part of the Muslim Brotherhood. It's my brothers
over there and
not not part of this group is mostly Muslim Abad. It's
essentially I think they're formed by 1922. They're
essentially the fro proto al Qaeda
now, but I thought they were actually anti violence and
they're about Sharia. Now. What? That's I'm just reading from
Wikipedia. So maybe they're maintaining their own wiki page.
Wikipedia has got it wrong. So let's let's start here. Let's go
with it. The only thing I want to discuss before we get to our
producers is the fact that we're looking at scripted scenario,
that apparently the BBC blew.
Oh, they blew it. Yeah, they blew it can't count on these
Brits, man. They can't get Piers Morgan can't buy a hit even with
the Kardashians on and now these guys are gonna go blow the
script. What did they do? We have the
Tunisian thing first, that was part one. And then part two,
obviously, is Egypt. But the BBC blows the timeline, and play the
WTF clip and tell me what's wrong with this picture.
I was expecting a different one. Sorry. Yeah, here we go. It's at
the center of this March. The second since June Knizia. Blew
up was the only organized opposition force that could
challenge the Mauna Kea if it wanted political Islam. For a
week, the Muslim Brotherhood held back from joining the
protests. Now already, it appears to be trying to read
them and it will confirm the fears of many in the West.
That's encouraging the Arab Street
problem of the West is that they support tyranny in the Islamic
world and in their support democracy
All rather than the present managed to democracy and Jordan
would, for example, an end to the unpopular peace treaty with
Israel. But though they're shouting for comprehensive
reform, they won't denounce the king. At least.
Wait a minute.
Did he say Jordan now played BBC News night intro. Oh my
goodness. This is crazy. Hold on a second. Here we go and the
shockwaves from the chimpanzee and uprising that have spread to
Jordan.
Jordan, once rare,
and now Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello, BBC. BBC. You freaking
idiots. Can't you read the Bible? I said Egypt first and
Jordan, you stupid stupid idiots.
Ever comment on what happened in Tunisia and right across the
Arab world.
I can just see Hillary Clinton literally like, I can't believe
this. The BBC screwed it up. It was so clear.
here's the here's the complimentary clip, which is
unbelievable to me. That's funny because nobody's picked up on
this. Now. Here's the complimentary clip is Judith
Miller on the Geraldo show on Fox over the weekend. Kind of
kind of manipulating the timeline. She of course is the
former New York Times reporter who did the yellow cake she was
she CIA? Yeah. The plate. Really? Yeah, really? Play Play
Judith Miller. Okay. Judy
Miller on the left former Carver cheese by bureau chief of The
New York what does she come back come on come on. Come on. Come
on. Do you emoji Christian whiten the former State
Department official on the right okay, Judy, you first were next
Tunisia first Egypt second is their next
I think I would worry about Jordan Jordan. My Kingdom a
guest wouldn't have happened under the father King Hussein
but I think the sun is somewhat weaker the occult Do you know
that
the Queen of Jordan is Dutch?
That she was an American? Oh,
she's no I think she's done she's Queen Reina? That she's
American pretty sure she's Dutch.
Oh, well, now we have to look it up but I'm pretty sure we need
to listen to the rest maybe she's dead everyone to every
country.
Look it up. Well, yeah, we wiki them and Google that. I I'm so
convinced
she's Dutch. She might be convinced but
yeah, okay, now you now you've got me right. I'm gonna have to
take a look. What is she queen? How do you spell that? rhina of
Jordan. Okay.
Queen Ryan. Oh, there's I got her i Here's your website.
Jordan. By the way, there no no
I'm I'm thinking of, of Queen Nora. That's right. I got I'm
thinking of the wrong one. She's queen of some other thing. Okay,
she's she's but you know what, she'll be in the in the news
soon too. Because these are all hotties by the way. Oh, God
brain is beautiful. She is and she's she's always on the
political stage. She does stuff I speak Spanish. I see all the
time.
Well, anyway, they got they got the the they have the Litany or
the meme is going around is that the son is not as powerful as
the daggone right? Kick him out. I mean, it's the same you know,
actually listening to Judith Miller you're getting the the
the true timeline and the true memes that are going to be
pushed down the BBC
you know, for the amount of for the budget they have which is
they have like a $3 billion budget or whatever annually. You
know, first they screwed up World Trade Center seven you
know, they called the collapse 20 minutes before it collapsed
right they can't get it straight you know that they're
wrong is because they see it is East Coast time and they get
confused over there
can't figure it out. So area so that so they apparently all
hell's breaking loose and Jordan. But what Wait a minute
No, no Egypt dead Jordan. Yeah.
Well, it's there's actually a couple of there is all hell
breaking loose in a number of different Gitmo nation states.
We've got Albania, Darfur today. By the way hashtag Jan 30 is a
Sudan and I went over to look at Not on our watch project.org
George Clooney is i in the sky and while his most recent news
update is from January 20 So he's all over it. Lebanon we
have a unrest Hungary I think Hungary is is high on the list
because he of course they refuse the IMF bailout till they'll get
there as Morocco. But I guess according to the script, it is
indeed it is Jordan next. Erin Burnett also messed up. On on
she was on Morning, Joe.
I get this feeling they threw this bit together all at the
last minute. So that's why people got confused.
Well, maybe maybe it was Jordan and maybe Egypt just jumped the
gun. Maybe the you know, the shill Facebookers. You just
jumped the gun. It just happened. quicker than they
thought. Uh, here's Erin Burnett. She weighs in Erin
Burnett, of course, I was madly in love with Aaron. The anchor
of Squawk Box on CNBC,
you in Rush Limbaugh for screw him.
Look, I at least have some shot. But then when I found out she
was
shocked
when I found out she was on the Council of Foreign Relations
like oh, okay, she became very unattractive all of a sudden.
And so she's she's on Morning, Joe. And she, she lets a big one
go at the very end. And in fact, they're trying to cut her off.
I'll listen to this. And
finally, story that you've reported on for so long now.
Unrest from Tunisia to Egypt to Yemen. Any effect? Yes.
There's they're so not with the program. They didn't have Jordan
on the list. Yeah, they did not get the memo. So someone forgot
to inform Aaron what to and what not to talk about in the
overseas
markets are here in the United States.
Yes. And, you know, our our angle on this. It's interesting.
You look at Egypt, we've seen it in the market. It's down 20%.
This is one of the most developed economies in the
Middle East. As we said yesterday, the second biggest
economy in the Middle East one angle, you know, we've been
talking to a lot of the wealthy people and
what she does in your spare time, I talked a lot of the
wealthy people, you know, as you know, that's what I do. And when
we're on the Council of Foreign Relations, we talk to other
wealthy people you
all talk about, you want to add family there, you know, what
I've been hearing and this has surprised a lot of the wealthy
is that a lot of children of the wealthy,
the children of the wealthy this is like, like, What does it
taste like the Charlie Sheen and Emilio esta vez of Egypt,
the companies in Egypt and really control this economy
while they're running it, okay? This is the kids of the wealthy
are out want to go out on the street and be a part of this.
This is not just even middle class, highly educated English
speaking kids want Yeah, I
saw I saw those English speakers on.
Yeah, you know, what's funny about this protest? It seems to
be an English protest. All the signs are in English. Everyone's
yelling in English. Do they speak Egyptian or Arabic
language over there. Besides English,
I'd like the game over me. And that's kind of funny. The kids
have the signs. It's like Game over. That's kind of cool. By
the way, her her big booboo was coming out of it.
And a lot of the wealthy who you would think are most in bed with
the regime. They're in bed with you are actually very much in
favor of regime change. I mean, they prefer to be orderly,
obviously, but but the people that you would think have the
most at stake are for some sort of regime change and specific
ideas on power sharing. One quick thing to add, though,
guys,
okay, what what are we going to add? You can already hear the
music coming in that trend, like no, no, no, Aaron ixnay on the
ad thing, you talk
so much about the role of social media in this. I think there's
another thing that's a big part of it. And that's the financial
crisis. You came into this financial crisis with countries
that had very high unemployment and it got a lot worse.
They're like, don't talk about them on employment the time in
America don't talk about that
situation was decimated. So their unemployment went even
further through the roof as food prices were going higher. The
financial crisis in the United States and in Europe, completely
transformed this region.
Okay, no, no, no, that's not even it. She's saying the
financial crisis in America and in Europe completely transformed
this region but that's not the big boo boo and they're already
trying to cut her off for that listen,
so I think that's something to think fascinating.
Fascinating you talk to the rich and that's
one more thing I know we gotta go guys but on
No no no don't say it cutter on
whether this spreads. If this spreads, democracy in the Middle
East spreads the United States to take a huge hit. Because
democracy in a place like Saudi Arabia you've talked a lot about
who might come and power what that means for oil prices. Go
stratosphere?
Oh, no, don't talk about oh, no, no, she cut her off. cut her off
cutting her off. That's one mother I'd like to
she said it told about oil. This whole thing from beginning to
end is about the price of oil. It was predicted it was
I we're gonna do some clips showdowns. Oh, I have one Okay.
Okay. Now what you just heard from her it's just kind of
different than what you're just gonna hear now from a guy in New
York Times.
It's just a Gaga vs Bieber clip
NO NO GOD NO versus stay tuned. New York Times guy ranting about
about no oil.
Oh, I've oh, we're gonna get we're gonna have a showdown.
That's right. Okay. Do we play this guy
says, Erin talks about this huge economy the second biggest in
the Middle East blah blah, blah. This guy and by the way last
show if people remember we we went over some of the oil stats
that involve Egypt is big, or most of the current discoveries
are being made in Egypt. Apache oil, by the way, if possible, I
think we'll be talking
about long can we invent stunna Apache Oh, no, I
think you'd want to short it go okay, but I don't recommend
things to sure I'm not a counselor, so do not take my
advice. But I would pass you is huge in the Egyptian oil. But
meanwhile, so we get a little disinformation. And by the way,
what you're gonna hear in this New York Times guy is going to
be exactly the opposite of what Aaron said. He's going to
definitely diffuse any oils, you know, worried about Americans
having to worry about oil, right? But at the same time, you
have to remember this is a six pack, we have six other people,
including the ex ambassador and everybody else and nobody, not
one person says anything to this idiot, that hey, no, there's
plenty of oil in Egypt is one of the things they do. They're
nobody all these experts. Nobody seems to notice this, you know,
but play it. It's really
defense posture since 1973. They have nuclear weapons. Do we
really believe that Egypt is going to watch another war
against Israel? I don't think that problem would. I think it's
stabilization and the loss of any kind of weight. Clearly the
tunnels and guard will clearly Hamas becomes a bigger problem
with Gaza becomes a much bigger problem for Israel. But this is
what I'm talking about. That is not a cataclysmic event. It's a
problem. But if Saudi goes, that's a cataclysmic arise
cataclysmic event for the world. I mean,
Egypt has no oil, no money, massive influence,
they have money and they have that what is that crazy thing?
That was that canal thing? Is that Is that worth anything?
John? The canal?
Suez Canal? I don't know. I mean, does anybody have any
importance? They got no money, they got no oil, this guy goes
on and on.
So in our chat room, earlier in the week, GX two and Mr. Oil the
brains behind no agenda records.com Come up with a
theory that I like the theory goes that because of the what is
it called now? Egyptian revolt revolt in Egypt that the Suez
Canal will close, forcing China to ship its goods via the West
Coast of the United States with the with the Berkshire Hathaway
train system.
Well, I don't Well that's an interesting speculation. Because
what it you'd have to do a calculation on the distance
because they could go around the horn that you know, round
the horn is dangerous. We all know that. You don't want to be
sailing around the horn.
Can't seal around the horn. Can't see me Can they do it? But
yeah,
crazy guys. Like the old Eden line? You don't know that's,
that's That's it? No, I don't think that's a very interesting
theory. I liked it. I read like it too. It's classic. No agenda.
It is totally classic. No agenda. That's what the high
speed rail is all about. We're shutting down.
One Wow. Listen, one even I couldn't go that deep. No,
no, these guys are awesome. One strategically placed explosive
and that thing's closed. I mean, it's pretty vulnerable. Right.
Now the Suez Canal has been the subject of a number of wars. The
British had to like fight to keep it open. But yeah, it's a
problem. But
they went to they went to Jordan instead. And so they lost.
So well, let's see this. Thanks. Some producers before we keep
going with this stuff.
Oh, it is classic. And you heard it here. John C. Dvorak was not
adverse to the theory.
No, no, it wasn't. I find it fascinating is a concept. Okay,
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He didn't think the 274 club he maybe doesn't like Edmund
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know if he's if he didn't donate to 740 can't be in the club.
Yeah, it's a shame. I said I throw in the extra buck. 30
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Cheapskate and we dropped in a penny.
Okay, anyway. Yeah, that's one and two. Okay, I got
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He's made no agenda theme.com a template for WordPress, that you
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I've seen these. And no agenda flip is actually it looks very
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This one was missing from the arsenal. John, we did not have
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Do anything you would expect from one of the like, what are
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So bio, I just want to back up, but did you mention Russia
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Exactly. And by the way, I wanted to just add to that, you
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Yes, you do. It's great. It's a great theme to use. And then
there's another website that has really caught on and I'd like to
thank tax but ours for making the art for that. It is nap for
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Kim, and we're going
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way, once again, or I have to say outstanding. And I can
easily say that because I'm not creating them by myself. I've
gotten now 10 no agenda producers who are using my, my
secret decoder ring system. We're creating the show notes.
They're just outrageous. And they're full, and they're
complete. And they're structured. And people are
enjoying using them. And in that you have the What color is your
revolution, node. And if you look behind that there's a tons
of information about it's really interesting the way these social
media revolutions are coming together. And I actually I
actually wrote an article about this John, to be published in
MarketWatch. And a PC Magazine. And what this thing if you're
listening, listening already, what are you doing?
I'm listening. So I wrote it, about who's behind the social
thing. And you wrote an article. Yeah, for for MarketWatch. A PC
Magazine. Why? Why would you do that?
Let's try to see if you're listening douche. You're not
thanks for clicking, you're
listening to an extreme.
And here's why.
You done, you've done like making making making fun of me.
Go on. Okay, so here's how it works. First, the State
Department gives information to the mainstream media, including
AlJazeera. And they call it a wiki leak cable, and it says,
Oh, the elites and leaders of your country are evil. And then
they create a hashtag which what works well is something simple
for the idiot slaves like Jan 25, or Jan 30. Today is supposed
to be Jan 30 is supposed to be a suit dawn. That's their hashtag.
And then you get a bunch of shills to come in and, and start
blogging about it. Now, this is where it gets really
interesting.
Well, can I interrupt release? Yeah, oh, please. Who is exactly
behind the uprising of Fox presentation. Now they were
talking about here's what was going on, and they kind of
killed this. Nobody else has really gone in this direction.
But this is actually kind of amusing to listen to. And the
guy's asking the question, he says, who's behind this? Where's
LEC? Well, let's, I mean, what do you what's gonna take over?
There's no body
liquid lensa. Now there's a name for you.
Right? So play it
Iidea for two days now, talking to people, either from the
government or from the opposition, and nobody was able
to answer who are the 1012 20 Lash for lesser Vaclav Havel or
Mousavi of Egypt? And the answer is very simple. Because the way
it started was launched by bloggers, Facebook, on internet,
the first 80,000 200,000 People who took the streets were
basically called by leaders who are not visible,
right? Bloggers, is bloggers on Facebook. Well, the thing is,
you know, whenever someone is called this is how it works.
That's exactly how it works in the in the Ministry of Truth
favor, Tosa has been Yeah, no, it's it's a blogger. So these
people are discredited. And they even come in as a blogger and,
and you can be a total shield. There's a couple of them that
are are showing up you know, they're being interviewed. Now.
This is what you gotta watch when they're being interviewed
on Al Jazeera. This is one cute chick. I'm trying to think of
her name. You've seen her?
The one cute chick, let me think.
Yeah, no, there's a cute chick who's who's a blogger. And here
it is. There's a really good article in the show notes called
the socialist roots of the Egyptian protests. And there's
actually two people. Here she is G G. Brahim. Gigi Abraham. And
she now if you'd look at her Facebook page, she's like she's
in love with Karl Marx. Literally, she's also lived she
also lived in Anaheim, California. Figures Yeah. And
she's so she's one of the people who started this hashtag
revolution. And then there's there's a couple other people
there's who's this guy this is
I can't see his name. Even if I probably wouldn't be able to
pronounce it. I'm so sad. But this is this meal. The shells
come in. It's it's really easy. You know the shells come in. And
then they just start riling everybody up. And it's really
easy. I mean, yeah, you've got unemployment. Just like Erin
Burnett said, you've got, they've got they've got
financial problems. The whole world is in financial trouble.
Everyone's without lots of people without jobs. Now, the
only thing I'm hoping for is that we get some, of course not
gonna happen. But we get some shills here and you know, the
American slaves take to the streets.
Well, they have actually were in this regard, will play. I got a
couple of clips. I mean, they're taking to the streets in favor
of ousting Mubarak, but they
should be in favor of ousting Obama. They got the wrong name.
Well, what gets me is these reports that came in on CNN, did
you have a clip by the way, this woman?
No, I don't. I'm gonna have one where she was extremely boring.
The BBC interviewed and of course, you know, the BBC. Like,
now we screwed up the Jordan thing. I don't know. What's next
on that. Oh, we have to get GG on CALL GG. Per Se Amelie got G
and she Marxist from Anaheim. And she's behind one of the the
driving forces behind the Egyptian revolution.
I paid a lot of attention to CNN because they seem to be when it
when a real crisis happens. They seem to have all the memes and
they have everything all their ducks in a row. And they've in
fact, they've introduced a new European meme, which I find to
be weird. And I've heard it a couple of times. Actually.
There's there's a new meme they're using called. We have
you play they play they have CNN uses on holiday, which mericans
do not say on holiday. No, that's British. It's British. So
why are we all of a sudden saying on holiday
because you can't trust the BBC to put their report together
properly. So we have to read the script. And of course, it's
written for the BBC.
On holiday. Right. So they say on holiday. On holiday.
Absolutely done.
Okay. Brian Townsend. Thank you. We really appreciate you joining
us this evening. You're welcome. And American couples started on
vacation and ended up in the midst of a political revolt.
Leah and Neil done. We're in Egypt on holiday for the last
couple of weeks and could not get out of the country yesterday
because of the government imposed curfew, while they just
arrived in New York just this evening and explain. When they
first sense there was going to be trouble in the country. Take
a listen
to the people talking everywhere you went the Arabs were talking
to each other. And then they'd share with us a turn to talk
politics with us. And they were generally very friendly to the
Americans. And actually we were recruiting our
our support.
They were also at that point, the Internet was still on and so
they were organizing. We knew a huge protest on Friday, which is
when we were due to go.
Well, they've done say they kept hearing from Egyptians who were
inspired by how Tunisians overthrew their government. The
couple says the experiences made them truly appreciate the
freedoms that Americans have. Right.
Right freedoms.
So this is why Trump is on holiday. He starts off with on
vacation, you notice and then he switches it's like he went from
kind of ad libbing to the script. The
scripts on holiday. It's amazing. Didn't have the BBC
accent fake. By the way. There's a lot of Brits are on television
as watching the Meet the Press. There's like the Brits
everywhere. It's like we don't have American experts on the
Middle East all of a sudden has to be British experts. I'm not
quite sure why. In fact, the funny thing was in a horrific I
mean, so Piers Morgan is as good as canceled. He had that no,
listen to this. This is This is amazing. He had the Kardashians
on Kim and Khloe Kardashian, Thursday night. And he couldn't
even get half a million people to watch. And they even
twittered watch us like nah. They more people actually watch
the Rachel Maddow supermarket special.
No, it actually was a CNBC supermarket special and Rachel
Rachel Maddow. Maddow came in with 900,000 when she came her
market special came in with a half a million he came in with
under 500.
Yeah, so the guy is effectively failed. So what did they do
Friday night instead of his show? They let him crap. We know
we should cancel this guy. He was kind of like the anchor for
a little while there. He was anchoring back and forth on CNN.
Oh, Ron will ask you some really intelligent questions. Peers, go
home. Go home. We don't want you here. We don't care England yet,
please. And they don't want you there either. Apparently, from
what we've understood from our producers and Gitmo nation east.
So,
whose decision was this? I don't know. I think Larry King had
something to do with it as
you'd like. It is a great idea. But whoever comes in, they gotta
suck. Call that call that British guy. The guy who stole
the money from the pump and dump the stock and stole it guy. And
they can ask me pack special shape today. Maybe that's it.
Maybe it's gonna make it save the day. Come back. Live this
clicker.
I like your version of his voice. Hey, Have any more 24
year olds? Hey, what that Gigi Yan I want to talk to her about
EGF. Hey, hey, yeah, so you're a blogger. You're a blogger, I
need you. Alright,
so here's another thing to CNN, I want people that this is
something that's just a little thing I want people to start
listening for.
I'm sorry, I'm cracking myself up. Yeah,
I know, somebody's gotta laugh at your material. All right.
That's the start. So, CNN part two, this is a I want people to
listen to the way this is produced. Normally, when you
interview people, you do not bring up a bunch of sound
effects and crap behind them. What they've done here, they
bring in this boring guy, and you don't
you don't do that. It's cool, man.
So they're, they're talking to this guy, and they're playing
background noise. As the interview progresses, I'm going
what are they? What is this
interesting, send
me a bill of Z's help to organize?
Oh, he's one of these guys sent me absolves ease. He helped
organize the guy. He's one of the guys. All right. So they got
they got him and that protest?
And what brought you out for this protest today? Why did you
do it? It was
in my mission notes from the CIA.
Hello, Don, and thank you for the invite. I am here. As I
said, all along. We gave up on Mobarak government long time
ago, we are here to talk to our government, the American
government, that it is time to stay true to our principles and
the freedom and democracy that we talk about always it's time
to take a side it's time to say that we are on the side of the
people that are fighting for democracy and freedom
All right, let's take a look at the rally today Sammy and
well did he not literally say our government the US
government? Yeah, yeah, no, he's right.
Well, what was the point of having a bunch of people sound
like the protesters were in the studio
it's well it's Neuro Linguistic Programming. You're programmed
by these images by the way are also you know they're meant to
be shocking but you know, have you ever seen like people leave
a football game It looks the same it does you know, it's not
like oh boy it's so scary. And by the way, those are American
made tanks enjoy that a
play CNN three Part Part Three Idiots All right
there's no sort of democracy that we're promoting Wow, that
was that was a very American voice.
We're not doing a job here.
Mike well that was because that's it those are the that was
the protests in Atlanta.
Okay, freaking me out. I'm like wow, this now the English has
really improved over
this the same old shrill protesters that we have in this
country they're these women that I mean they scream and yell and
they sound I mean, I can't imagine as me when I was caught
Oh, there's there's another dream date. I mean, you can't
imagine being with one of these people but that one woman who
screeches you know when they need to justice are suddenly
went to hell she knows she's lives in Atlanta.
She just wants to snow to melt
so the other I don't want to keep boring as stiff with this
with the sun from CNN, but I do have one more which was the and
this has been this was used over and over and over again. new
terminology CNN. I thought when I first heard it, I thought oh,
this guy is just a bumbling idiot and as he just said it but
he's using I don't it's just listen to this and see if
there's a word out of place. That doesn't really make any
sense.
But now the anti Mubarak groundswell has spread to cities
around the world
CNN is getting video and II reports from around the world
this rally took place today in downtown Montreal.
I report Yeah,
that's their that's their, their their open program where you
send in your stuff and they use it incessantly and you get not
paid nothing. It's I as an letter I reports Oh, I
thought it was I like an eyeball. Well, that's kind of
like a witness. That's
kind of the joke of it. It's I as an interactive and then I
witness as an eyewitness. That's all it's all you haven't I mean,
this has been around for five years. The IG report only
stood out when I don't watch CNN. I want to see Spanish
speaking.
So you don't have to. Speaking of of i i verified with my 20
year old daughter and vodka balling is indeed all the rage.
What yes, this was not a fake news. She has seen many People
do it she in fact, she says that some of her friends or in the
YouTube videos we highlight highlighted about this. And it
comes from a movie, by the way. Oh, thank you Hollywood. Yes,
yes. And it's actually I don't know if it'll be good for your
eyeball? No, no, I don't think it is good for your eyeball.
Here it is the
only eyeballs you have, you should treat them with respect.
And
you got to the kids are only doing it in one. Interestingly
enough, and this comes from one of our producers. This first
started in 2000, in a movie called Kevin and Perry go large,
which is a British piece of cinematic work from English
comedian Harry Enfield. And where he actually does a vodka
shot to the eye in this movie, and so and but this is indeed
and I just said offhand, I said, you know this vodka balls? What?
Like drinking vodka through your eye? Oh, yeah. It gets you
really drunk fast. Apparently. She said. Okay. Do you know you
can also get your blinds is Yeah, don't do that. Good. Smart
kid, huh? I'm amazed. Yeah, so it's real. It's not like a fake
thing. Now, what is fake? Is the State of the Union address that
Lucy gave. This was kind of snowed under. Ah, yes, I
saw this. You saw it. Okay. Well, very important, because it
take any clips from because I really can't stand listening to
Lucy. Well, it
was very hard for me as well, it was an hour of Lucy. And when we
say Lucy, we mean Janet Napolitano, our Secretary of
Homeland hinterland security. And so we've done away with the
old color coded system. As you will know, we announced this on
Thursday, we didn't know exactly what was coming in this place,
but it's going to be much, much better. And I think it is as a
public service to those who are napping for humanity. That we
not only listened to what Lucy has to say about the new system,
but also deconstructed bit by bit. What are you game? Yeah.
All right.
And because of the trust we have in Americans to share in our
collective security,
that means writing on each other.
The way she talks to you that she talks to you has phrases
that don't really connect, she just throws them out one space.
Another phrase, another phrase, you notice this will not isn't
talking actual sentences that make any sense.
What she does is her technique is she's reading this and she
has to be very specific, because, you know, obviously,
before she went out there, someone went, Okay, Lucy,
listen, those jackasses had no agenda, I'm going to pull every
word apart, you say, so make sure you don't mess it up. And
she doesn't have a prompter. So she reads a line looks down
memorize it looks up reads the next line. That's why That's why
it sounds like that. So what she was so of course, what she's
saying here is denounce each other. This is very important
that you tell on each other. This is good news. Good news,
we're all on board. Number one,
denounce your neighbor.
denounce your neighbor and not for humanity. Today, I would
like today. Today people by the way, she's like smiling with a
with you know, that grimace. She has all you know, she's horrible
for some kind of, we're not even like three seconds into this
thing
to announce the end of the old system of color coded alerts.
Oh, the crowd did not erupt like that.
In their place, we will implement a new system that is
built on a clear and simple premise.
I like it, John, this is sounding good. A clear and
simple premise built on? Yes, built on a clear and simple
risks.
When a threat develops that could impact you the public
slaves. He could have just said it you the public slaves. We
will
tell you Oh, wait. We will tell you.
When we have a message for you. We will tell you,
we will provide whatever information we can. So you know
how to protect yourselves, your families and your communities by
looking out and ratting on them.
Under the new two tiered systems a two tiered system DHS will
coordinate with other federal entities to issue formal,
detailed alerts regarding information about a specific or
credible terrorist threat
so specific or maybe even a credible one. As long as it's
specific. It doesn't actually have to be credible words do
matter, Lucy.
These alerts will include a clear statement that an imminent
threat or an element an elevated threat is present. The alerts
also will provide a concern nice summary of the potential threat,
information about actions being taken to ensure public safety. I
love
the precise summary. It'd be interesting when these started
coming out,
and recommended steps that individuals and communities can
take. The new system reflects the reality.
Yeah, we're all here comes the be afraid slave segment
that we must always be on alert and be ready.
Always be looking over your shoulder. Be afraid. Be very
afraid this is important. You're afraid.
When we have information about a specific, credible threat, we
will issue a formal alert, providing as much information as
we can as we want to lie about. Now depending on the nature of
the threat, the alert may be limited to a particular
audience.
Hold on a second. I going to take a vodka ball shot here. All
right, I'm better like law
enforcement, or a segment of the private sector like shopping
malls Hotel.
So we may only tell your shopping mall we're not going to
tell you but the shopping mall will know that John if it wasn't
bad enough now mall cops I gotta be afraid of those fuckers.
Mall Cop Paul Blart
great movie but too close to reality
right movies basic crap, great movie.
Mall Cop was a great movie, but that's how frightening it is. We
got this mall cops now because they're on board with Lucy,
or the alert may be issued more broadly to the American people
distributed through a statement from the Department of Homeland
Security. How will we distribute this Lucy by the news media?
Uh huh. Ministry of Truth and social media? Yeah, we're gonna
put on Twitter and Facebook. It's on for this. He has a
Facebook page. Now, Department of Homeland Security.
The alerts will be specific to the threat posed, they may
recommend certain actions or suggest looking for specific
suspicious behavior,
suspicious behavior, they will suggest looking for specifics.
suspicious behavior.
Yeah, whatever that means, like
doing internet radio shows,
and they will have a specified end date. Let's clap on.
Yeah, let's clap for the end date. Yeah, that's great, Lucy.
So today, we're wrapped. But ya know, she, as she made them
clap, you can clap for that. For the end date. The End Date,
maybe 2035. Seems to be a new one with Obama. College, it
doesn't. 35 is a code.
Night 90 Day implementation period in which federal state
and local law enforcement, governments, private and non
profit sector partners, airports and other transport hubs will
officially transition to the new system, which flows actually
from practice that has evolved over the past two years. Yeah,
yeah. Like shouting at the slaves while they're standing in
line. That's the practice you've had, like, put your shoes in the
band. Take off your about that now. Like why it's.
So this means that the days are numbered for those automated
recordings at airports, and announcements about oh, code
level.
She said there's not going to be any more automated reporting
about a color
code level.
Oh, I see
that were too often accompanied by far too little practical
information.
Yeah, like laughter from everybody.
So as I said, the new National terrorism advisory system is
built on the common sense, belief.
Common sense is another good one.
Common Sense belief.
Yeah, common sense believe it's this is great. But does that
mean? means don't be a denier? It's common sense
that we're all in this together. And that we way, way,
way, way way? How does that how does common sense apply to that?
We're all in this together as common sense.
John, are you trying to be denial of Sami, the one, I'm
gonna have to denounce you that you're a denialist? I'll have
a role to play. And the system was actually developed in that
same collaborative spirit.
Oh, that's right. Someone asked me it was largely the
work of a bipartisan task force that included law enforcement,
former mayors and governors and members of the previous
administration. Some of the members of the task force are
here in the audience today. And I want to thank them and ask for
a round of applause for the work that they did to bring us to
this new level.
And I decided not to call them out by name by playing that clip
because that would endanger their life. So the but there was
more unfortunately, about a minute more of this hour and a
half long speech from Lucy about how bad the situation really is
John. Yeah, the situation is dire. It is really in the you
know that al Qaeda is rampant in these United States of Gitmo
nation.
We know that al Qaeda and other groups sharing their terrorist
ideology continue
is an ideology. Yeah,
yeah. It's an ideology. You know, that's like Muslim
Brotherhood of Muslim of the Muslim Brotherhood. That's what
she's not saying that, but that's what she means.
Increasingly, this is done through affiliates in places
like Yemen, and the Arabian Peninsula. Here we go. Here we
go. We're also dealing with threats from terrorists who use
the internet and social media like Facebook data
like the Department of Homeland Security Facebook page, that's
your terrorist right there spreading terror on people the
definition of a terrorist is what you are and
you to, to reach vulnerable
and those kittens on YouTubes.
Video playing cat
cat pees on man's head is terrorism. I tell
you visuals and inspire new
recruits. They're inspiring people
Now historically, are ugly or terrorism efforts were based on
the belief that we face the greatest risk from attacks
planned and carried out by individuals coming from abroad.
But that just
wasn't good enough because we need to have some, some some
money spent on the streets of Gitmo nation America.
But the arrests have an increasing number of US persons.
I like this US persons who could they be John do you have a list?
Come on. You got one. Yeah, you got the list. You know what it
is? It's all those guys from all those foreigners who tried to
blows the blowed stuff up
on terror related charges in the last two years means that we
must move beyond that paradise, right? These arrests include
Najibullah Zazi, a legal permanent resident arrested in
2009 faster for plotting to attack the New York City subway
system. They include Faisal Shahzad, a naturalized US
citizen who attempted to explode a car bomb near Times Square.
Yeah, the guy that who couldn't actually make it explode because
he didn't have anything with it would blow it up. Remember that
guy?
Yeah. I mean, people that all these guys kill me think none
last year. And we've also had recent arrests in places like
Portland, Oregon,
an arrest, not a terrorist attempt. A sting operation, the
kid dialed the number on his cell phone,
Dallas, Texas, and right here in the Washington area. So today,
we operate under the premise that individuals prepared to
carry out terrorist acts might already be in the country in
your neighborhood slave, and could carry out such further
acts of terrorist violence with little or no warning.
Don't worry, we'll tell you. So that was horrible. And I'm glad
it didn't get a lot of news coverage because of the script
in Egypt. I think we should call it that. The script in Egypt
that'd be a good one. Yeah, that's for I wonder how long
does this script in Egypt is going to play out?
Well, they're gonna move it to Jordan, and then they're gonna
move it to see it's gotta be Sudan because that's why Clunies
in the game, because Clooney is then going to I think Clooney
they didn't tell Clooney didn't Clooney him in why he had to do
that satellite thing and Saddam but I think it's gonna happen
and Saddam because of course, we can't actually have that
independent southern Sudanese state. That will be no good for
the oil trade of north. So there's going to be a revolution
uprising somehow. And that'll be Clunies new mission. I think we
can almost safely call that but that's going to happen. I there
was something very interesting because she mentioned the
underwear bomber. the underwear bomber is on trial in in
Detroit.
Did you know after being in jail without Yeah, we're over a year.
Yeah. So this fox news station local station in Detroit. Met
with so right
right. This is a great great clip yet
the clip? Yeah, I got the clip. Clips great met with a couple of
passengers, who happened to be lawyers who were on that
flight bomber appears in federal court in Detroit. Umar Farouk
Abdulmutallab is accused of trying to blow up a plane over
Detroit on Christmas Day 2009 boxing's Amy Lang has more from
outside federal court, where a trial date has now been said Amy
Oh, by the
way, it's a trial day job as well as a trial but
he has a trial date has been said. But it was actually more
interesting to hear from a couple of the passengers who
showed up here at court today who have a very interesting
theory about what really happened.
The US government escorting them through security without a
passport and we believe gave him an intentionally defective bomb.
Now that sounds like a no agenda listener right there. doesn't
it?
Yeah, we discussed this in great detail during the the period in
which it happened and we had a lot of clips from a lot of
interesting characters who had witnessed the whole situation.
All that kind of whitewashed.
And then but then they actually give these people credibility,
which is the amazing part. It's
a startling allegation from two local attorneys who were on
board the 2009 Christmas Day flight to Detroit when Umar
Farouk Abdulmutallab tried to blow up a bomb hidden in his
underwear. Kurt and Laurie Haskell think the US government
was behind the whole thing.
It was intentional and it went this far to further the war on
terror to get body scanners in the airports to increase the TSA
s budget to renew the Patriot Act and whatever other reasons
you want to listen
to these these aren't to just schleps their lawyers.
Yeah, that were on the flight there. I know this guy, of
course, no national play whatsoever, because why would it
have to crackpots? Yeah, crazy denier? This is a local news
story in Detroit when we have to thank our producers for pointing
this one out to us. And, you know, I think they're probably
dead on I mean, this is kind of what we concluded.
Yeah. And this is this is exactly the problem with the
minute
I mean, this kid was an idiot. I mean, you just look at him. He
was dumb. Yeah. And in all the backstories that showed up about
how everybody knew the CIA and all these people, they all knew
about it. But nobody did anything because we weren't
coordinated enough or weren't sharing information. Every mean
known demand was like, played into this bogus event. Yeah. And
then they still never explained a way a couple of things to
people that they took out of the plane and they brought these
weirdos in to talk to him and then and the guy filming the
whole thing that was in the plane, which was witnessed by
numerous people, and that's been completely what was pushed under
the rug. Never
seen that footage anywhere. Anyway, so But speaking of
Ministry of Truth, the successor to Robert Gibbs, who by the way
has the worst case of herpes on his lip, it just won't go away.
Slip I don't know. It's kind of a dickhead, but that's taking it
a bit far perhaps bottoming. So, Jay Carney, former Time Magazine
journalist, has been announced as the new spokes hole for the
White House. He was also as his last name Kearney, C A R n e y.
You mean as like a carnival guy. That's the joke that Brian Kemp
did not only a quarter.
Oh, that's pretty bad. So the kicker Of course, Carney who was
a Yale University graduate, former Moscow correspondent for
Time Magazine, also the magazine's Washington bureau
chief through the 2008 presidential campaign. So he was
way on board working for the Obama campaign. He is also
married to Claire Shipman, a journalist for ABC News buying
yet another ABC News connection. This
ABC News thing is pretty funny to follow.
Yeah, I mean, it's just crazy. ABC News is so incredibly
compromised. They're all over the White House. The connections
are just crazy. It's time at
ABC News, did you We didn't bring this up and we were
although I'd have a clip not on this. I didn't send you the clip
but I have it on there somewhere. But the remember
during the after the Obama speech last week, we didn't go
over the fact that it seemed as if on ABC. Diane Sawyer was
plastered.
She did come across pretty pretty plastered. It's hard to
tell though sometimes.
No she I think she would because I was listening to her again on
another thing later later in the week and I think if you put them
side by side she's she was obviously partying and on the
air
with with George Stephanopoulos.
Morning, you would be broadcasters out there don't
drink
don't drink and be on the air. It's not a good policy good
never works regarding the genital genital herpes on
Gibbs's lip. You know, they're still trying to push the
Gardasil on the on the kids, and they've come up with sins and
how do we how do we make turn something into news, John, I
know I'm just kind of asking we do
a research. Yes, we do
a study. So HPV, apparently, it doesn't only take place in in
the vagina. And we all we all know now that it also takes
place in the penis because we have to give little boys this
thing as well. Although that's relatively No. Then of course it
is it causes anal cancer. So now everyone has to have this shot.
But now, a worrisome uptick in the incidence of certain head
and neck cancers among middle age and even younger Americans,
and some experts linked the trend. So there's they're
talking about HPV to a rise in the popularity of oral sex over
the past few decades.
Thank you, Bill Clinton, and
I read this and like, you're telling me that in all of
humanity, we now have a worrisome uptick of certain head
and neck cancers certain that would be HPV, the human
papilloma, papilloma virus, you'll get it papilloma virus,
because of a popular rise in popularity of oral sex over the
past few decades, according to the University of Wisconsin
School of Medicine and Public Health and Madison. Do you think
they get any funding from the Gardasil people?
Hmm, I wonder, did you look it up? A
2000s. It gets better. A 2007 study in the New England Journal
of Medicine found that younger people with head and neck
cancers This is the New England Journal of Medicine, who tested
positive for oral HPV infection, we're more likely to have had
multiple oral sex partners in their lifetime.
What are they trying to do to us they're shoot you up. Now
they're trying to discourage oral sex. The
researchers also reported that cancers of the tonsil and the
base of the tongue have been increasing every year since
1973. And wrote that quote, widespread oral sex practices
amongst adolescents may be a contributing factor in this
increase
maybe they got no evidence that this could be caused by high
fructose corn syrup for all we know which has also been
increasing if you haven't noticed that also the use of soy
oil has been increasing if you haven't noticed, and people eat
more hot chilies which seems to be a kind of an irritant in high
nuggets it says bowl or whatever it is. That's where it's coming
from. It's just just amazing that the study the New England
Journal of Medicine Man this is it's so it's disgusting how this
is being pushed onto people, these vaccines that you really
it's no science in on whether you need it or not. And get my
nation locked just to say with the vaccine theme for a second
get my nation lowlands there that I think we've talked about
this a bit this Q fever, which it comes from goats appears a
while back. Right. But but you know, a lot of people died like
1015 people died from this and 1000s got sick this year more
than a terrorist have done. It was in 2007 4000 people got the
Q fever in get more nation lowlands. Last year, 10 people
died of Q fever related diseases. I'm translating
loosely here but you know how they always say that flu like
illness would have been everything. So now they have
started vaccinating people in risk groups of dying of the Q
fever which comes from goat farmers goat farm. No. Only
people with heart problems. And they say specifically, look,
look. Look, the vaccine has not been tested. It has not been
certified but we're going to start vaccinating people anyway.
What Yes. The National Health Service in Gitmo nation lowlands
to literally says okay, look, book slaves. Look, look. I mean,
to be clear, we need to vaccinate you if you have any
problem with your heart if you've had any previous problems
with the heart, you're gonna get vaccination we have not tested
this has not been certified, but we think it's important you get
this. Wow. Yeah. It's unbelievable, isn't it? This is
Dr. A clink Peggy's name actually is Dr. Klink. Yeah,
Colonel Klink, K, Li and K. He's, he's the guy that
that is in charge of all this stuff. So they just played with
us again. Of course, it's
what the Dutch don't know, because I've never seen Hogan's
Heroes to they don't know about Colonel Klink, but they're
playing with us. But it's that amazing. Not certified has not
been tested, but we think we should vaccinate your anyway.
Sick people. Wow. Yeah, exactly.
So before we take our break, since you talked about research,
they do have a research clip. Oh, nice. Eyeball research. This
is this is one of those things where you go wow, gee, I would
have never figured this one out.
There is a new study out about TV news and attractive anchors
and reporters.
Let me guess it's real,
although I'm not sure it's 100% scientific. They never say
that about blowjobs giving you throat cancer. They never say
I'm not sure it's real. I mean could be wrong. Two researchers
from Indiana University set out To see if pretty sexy TV anchors
and reporters would attract more male viewers. So basically,
here's the outcome, the more attractive the female anchors
the more attention men pay. But the less they remember of what
the news was actually about. Women on the other hand, were
able to retain the content of the stories.
I have no comeback. That is the clip of the week. You with hands
down. It's a beautiful thing.
We don't remember a word they said. Why? Why did you say I
know what
you think actually like the information might get in though?
They might? I think these guys are more going. Wow. I wonder if
she I wonder if she did date me. What if I have a shot?
I wonder if she's wearing any panties? What's it what's the
what's the Gurkha? Megyn Kelly. Again, is there a Megan Megan
Kelly said her name
from your favorite? Yeah, I like her. There's actually another
one that's shown up as a substitute here and there. That
one getting one. What do you talk about? Why this? One in
particular, I think is it has a lot of potential. There's a
bunch of women over at CNBC to the same thing do
they've got him showing up everywhere. And the other smart?
This is the horrible thing. A
lot of them have to degree boy. Wow.
Then they're smart. Where do they keep these women? In the
studio? They put them in the closet and lock them up. I never
seen that. Never in my life. I mean, I got one.
You don't see him walking around wandering around and not
wandering around. They're not bumping into him at cocktail
party studying. I'm bumping into him in cocktail parties, that's
for sure. So we may not be the cutest guys, but we do think
well, actually, I think we're doing okay in that department.
We don't look so cute on the no agenda challenge. Going to do
one Yeah, we don't look so good there.
I know he that's it's well, you know, these things happen.
And sometimes just to get a bad shot.
So let's take some do some call out. Thank you.
Let me finish my thought. So we may not look so cute. But we do
think that some of the information stays with you.
Right? Oh,
yeah. Good. Good. Good. Good segue. Beautiful. And I stepped
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So Whole Foods has jumped on board with a number of other so
called Organic retailers, target Whole Foods Market, Organic
Valley and Stonyfield farm. They're all kind of like
products and retailers at the same time. And they've sent a
note to their customers. Now I'm a customer of the Whole Foods or
as you are yes, or as we say in Los Angeles, the whole paycheck.
And of course, in this email, and there's a link to it in the
show notes, no agenda show.com. They proclaim their support for
seed purity, and organics, but basically said to the USDA, US
Department of Agriculture, that they feel it's okay to approve
the conditional deregulation of genetically engineered
engineered herbicide resistant alfalfa, which we brought up on
the show. Which of course makes you wonder what else is going on
with the Whole Foods? It's a big scam. The big big big scam
they're all in bed with these guys. That's it. I didn't have
anything else was it? Yeah, well, that's enough. I got the
email that they're saying. Yeah, go ahead. We're on board with
your genetically engineered alfalfa. Yeah, I
don't like the idea of that. No, of
course not. It's crazy. Let's do some magic numbers. 33 arrested
on the illegal immigrant charges. I don't know. A
quarterly cash dividend for Arthur J. Gallagher, and CO
increased 33% percent 3% to 33 cents per share. I was just
nice.
What does Arthur J Gallagher code do? Let's take a look. I
want to point out this 33 thing that we've been doing since
well, he looks this up, which is the
insurance brokerage and risk management services. Okay,
they've
got Something's fishy. They we had number of listeners rise
bullcrap, you can look up 16 and find the number all the time.
And, of course, one of our listeners did actually do some
real research when he did a, he didn't do a complete scatter
graph. But it turns out that 33 is a little more important than
these other numbers that crop up sure they do everybody every
number crops up. But the point is, is where they crop up. If
you see 33 cropping up in areas like Haiti or or some fishy area
like Sudan or showing up here and there and world hotspots,
and the number shows up, we have decided this is probably code
for somebody Mission Accomplished mission
accomplished. Or, or here we are or this don't worry about this,
or if there's something we don't know, we have no idea. All he
knows is number crops up in peculiar places. Now, why it
would crop up for this particular company? I
immediately says
it's a 33 cents per share, increase the dividend? Yeah, you
know, it's like, it's like, hey, we did a good job on that deal.
Here's your
or there's a deal coming up or keep an eye on us or whatever we
do you do it to
BP looks like the compensation they paid out or they will pay
out of which that can be they think there's probably 7000
bogus claims. What number could that total? John?
I don't know. 33,000,003 point 3,000,000,003 point 3 million.
You know, that's gotta be code.
And then a lot of people send me this note about the Disney Club.
33
Oh, yeah, I've been to club 33 What is that? If it's a place
I'm thinking of it's there's a private club is rippers alumnos
a private club in the Disneyland Park in Los Angeles. That is I
can tell you how to get there if you're roaming around it's a if
you're in the nearest near that if you're if you're headed
toward the haunted house, there's a low areas like of New
Orleans, kind of bogus New Orleans during this little
rally, you can go into it. And there's a weird locked door with
a light over it that I think it says 33 over the top. not
absolutely sure. Sometimes there's a guy standing out in
front. And you can go in there, they have a special it's
actually a little private restaurant. They have a lot of
events there. Cool.
So that's not evil as what you're saying. It's just cool.
It might be and most of the time, I mean, I've never been
there where they've had an evil meeting,
or certainly propagating the meme though with like, secret
door and everything.
Yeah, yeah, maybe there's something going on.
Number two magical number. Um, so I spoke with two people in
New York this past week. And, and of course, they've had
really crazy weather, it's snowing, more. And now there's
two people, one person who I know only by reputation. She's a
consultant, she used to work for big media companies. And then
another guy who I've known for 25 years. Also a consultant
works for big media companies. And I speak to them
independently of each other. And then both, you know, they say
like, well, how's the weather out there in Los Angeles? I
don't rub it in reality. That's exactly how they sound by the
way.
That's what New Yorker sound like in general. And I say,
Yeah, you know,
you know, global warming is really benefiting us How you
doing there? And both without missing a beat? You know, I
gotta tell you, anyone who does who can now does not think that
climate change is an issue is an idiot. It's so obvious. Look at
what's happening here. Like, really? You're really going to
Yes, don't you understand that the Arctic ice is melting. And
that's why it's so cold here. Ah,
okay. I must be the basic meal you
it but it is. This is out of control. So so
the door has opened.
The door is open. So but you know, they haven't even done the
science on this. But they've propagated the meme ahead of the
science. In fact, they they're getting an egg Expedition ready
to go to the Arctic to find out, you know what's happening with
this ice. And of course it's it's it's more like ocean
currents that are flowing differently. But this meme has
already spun. Now, I couldn't get the clips because I watched
the last half of the Bill Maher show on Friday. Oh my god. This
was unbelievable. It was the whole thing. And Rachel Maddow,
what she was like standing up is how angry she was. Because, you
know, there's this one guy on the on the panel, he was like,
Well, you know, this kind of like weird, you know that it was
global warming first, and then it was climate change. And, you
know, the science has always been so he was kind of saying,
Well, we're saying like, you know, the science isn't always
in. And they got Bill Maher and Rachel Maddow. They got so angry
that you're an idiot, you're a denier? denialist. It just went
over and over and over. And like, are we on the losing end
of this thing, John? I mean, is it just over? I mean, now that
everyone's witnessing this, I wish but these stupid
Republicans which were not by the way, were just plain old,
denounce double denialist. I wish the student Republicans
would understand the difference between climate and weather.
They brought that one back into the game. So
here's here's an answer for you. If you were so great at
predicting climate, which by the way, is a what a conservatively
$100 billion business, John? conservatively? Yeah, it's a
scam, multi 100 billion dollar business. Don't you think that
if you could predict the weather for like tomorrow, that you
would be the richest man on the planet? Don't you think you
would be the richest man on the planet? If you could predict the
weather for tomorrow or next week? Or next week? I want to
talk about 2035.
Well, they did develop a computer program that could
predict the weather accurately for the next day. But it takes
20 takes 48 hours to run the program.
Right? Exactly. But so this is this is my point to people call
me and denialist it's like, Well, if your science is so
great, why not just tell me what the weather is going to be
tomorrow? Or Can't you just tell them? Don't tell me that it's
going to warm up? And then it's not? If you know, so well with
that? What's happening? What happened 100,000 years ago? And
what will happen 50 years from now, would you please tell me
what the weather's gonna be like tomorrow? If you can do that,
and you're right, I'm with your science. I'm onboard.
An argument against that, too. I don't have at the tip of my
tongue. But I've heard it before. I prefer the argument
which is I think a little more appropriate is that if you're so
serious about this, and you think that co2 is this problem
that to the extreme that you say it is kill yourself, why are you
doing cap and trade? Why don't you just cap?
Why don't you just shut your trap? So there's no Why don't
just take a nap. That's what I'm that's that's gonna be one
reason,
by the way, we should probably be on board because we if we
have this nap for humanity scam going,
we gotta shut up and be on board. From now on. It's like,
you know what money in it. We're helping with our need
some huge funding from somewhere for that for humanity
program. We are way on board with that. So I you know, I
completely agree. And the science has
gone to these debates with these people. Yeah, I just throw the
cap thing out. Because it's, that's Yeah,
but that's such a hotbed. Like, I think it's better to I'm just
gonna, I'm just gonna shut up now. It's like, you know, you're
right. And that's why we started and that's
actually what most people who actually, you know, I mean, I've
said this story before, but there's a lot of people that
that are in the business of climate, and they just don't
want to argue it because they say just you know, that it's not
really about science. It's politics. It's you have the
Rachel Maddow, the great science genius that she is. And Bill
Maher, a stand up comic, you know, defending the science. I
mean, give me a break. I mean, how come Dyson, that you know,
the great physicist he thinks is bogus.
You mean the vacuum cleaner guy?
No, not that one.
He to me is a hero. I love his Dyson ball. Yeah. No, no, I
can't afford him
that much of a fan.
I'm a fan because have you used his hand blow dryer at the
airport? Have you seen the Dyson handbook? Yeah, I've
seen him. They do that. I don't like drying my hands at the
airport. I want a towel. I want a paper towel. I don't want to
be blowing it with hot air on my hand.
That's the opening clip. I want a paper towel. John, it's
awesome. You stick your head in for like two seconds like and
it's done. The Dyson thing is great. I think it's awesome.
Paper Towel And the other thing about you know, a lot of
bathrooms of course, a lot. No, I don't want to get into this in
too much detail, but a lot of people don't like grabbing the
bathroom door handle.
Oh no, I never do it. That's why I want the paper towels. Well,
that's why you want the paper towel. You take the paper towel
and you grab the bathroom door handle. That's why there's a lot
of there's always a wastebasket right by the door. And then you
grab the door, you open it up and you throw the paper towel.
This is for the hand sanitisation Of course, I mean,
you don't
let me ask you a question. When there's no paper towel when it
is a Dyson blower or other blower How do you open the door?
Well, generally speaking, the only time I find a Dyson blower
is in the airport where there's no door just walk in and walk
out but well how do I do? How would I do it? If I was like
concerned I would sometimes just grabbed the handle. I don't care
I'll go you know I'm not worried about it. But if I was if I was
if I was fearful because of the nature of the bathroom, I would
probably use my pinky finger of my left hand to open the door.
That's exactly why it's like that's the one that will least
come in contact with anything else you will not get
contaminated. I shall use the pinky of my left hand so funny.
I bet you there's a whole bunch of guys who are going like oh
yeah, I do that too. I thought I was the only one who did that
no, no you just like us boy. You just like
to do so you have time for some real news before we move on
Yeah,
tons of time for that we love it and now back to real I've been
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who's half of these people? Well, it's
interesting because I have identified two mob related
stories which fall under the heading of
another tale of the Hollywood whackers.
So Travolta is gonna He's gonna play God, John Gotti. And James
Caan? I think he he posted bail from one of those New York
mobsters for Andrew Russo, one of those guys that was picked
up. Really? Yeah. He says I'd known Andrew since 1970. twos.
I've, when I played that name in The Godfather, I know it him. He
played icon of course played in The Godfather. And so he tried
to post bail. You don't think there's a connection between the
mob and Hollywood Do you?
I mean, as well as getting this you're looking that way.
But they've got at least the least they've got some projects
coming up. That's good. That's why it's always important. And
of course, the the news this is overshadowing everything.
Revolution SHM evolution. Charlie Sheen is in rehab dude.
Who cares about anything else?
Yeah, it's pretty weird.
And the best thing the best is people are going I knew it. I
told you so I told you that Sheen was up to no good.
So the bet the thing that's Showbiz Tonight Show on HLN,
which is actually a branch of CNN. They had I swear to God,
they dedicated a 50 minutes to this phony baloney creation.
They did this Gaga versus Bieber play this clip.
The big question of supremacy still remains in the bathroom.
Versus Bieber. And that brings us to our showbiz. Flashpoint
Gaga vs. Bieber, who's the bigger star battle of the mega
stars begin now and the first battleground today of course has
to be A Facebook that we're both very involved with this beaver
won the honor of being the most mentioned name on Facebook. But
Gaga has more Facebook Fans than any living person. So Rachel,
off to you first. Do you think in this instance, who can claim
the Facebook frontier? Is it Gaga? Is it Bieber?
Right hands right there. Is it guy guy? Is it baby Bieber?
That's it. I've been wondering wondering that myself. Is it
Gaga? Or is it Bieber?
I mean, yes. That's the only answer. Yes, there's the answer.
I could, yeah, I could have gone on and on with more clips about
this. But I think you get the point. It's ridiculous.
And this is why, even though we are the country that invented
Facebook, the country that invented Twitter, this is why we
will not go to the streets. We will not take to the streets and
call for the heads of our government call for them to
leave, have signs that say game over, get out. We're not going
back to work or standing here. We're going to bring down Wall
Street. We're not going to take it anymore. The reason why is
because we're too befuddled over the question Gaga, or Bieber?
That's what's wrong with this country?
Yeah, well,
do you think it's fixable?
No, I don't think it's fixable. I hope he's not gonna be out of
a show. No, I'd
gladly give up the show. If it was fixed. I mean, isn't it
amazing? All these it's getting
worse is that the likelihood of it getting fixed is zero. I
mean, this is worsening. I mean, the fact that Piers Morgan would
bring the Kardashians on and now we judge his his show overall by
how they how well they didn't do. I mean, we ourselves are
part of the problem. I mean, because we did that. I mean, you
did it, I did it. I paid attention to that too. I looked
at the numbers. And the fact of the matter is Who was the guy
this guy shouldn't be on the air the Kardashians shouldn't be on
the air. Why is them together? Why are we making any sort of
judgment based on the results of the two of them colliding? The
whole thing is ridiculous.
Yeah, sorry about that. jumped the gun. Oh, they got something
cool going on. Just if I can go around get more nation then. Do
that. Do you have any anything specific you need to bring up
because I just
I'm good to go. I'm ready to stop the show. That done
with the show yet. I got a couple of loose pieces that we
need to pull together. I get no nation East Manchester Airport
have have a new take on security. They've got 2d? Well,
they say it's all the reports is holograms, but it's really just
like a cardboard cutout of a security officer. And then they
project a face onto it and they actually have some video. You
don't get the full effect without seeing the video. But
here's the security officer on a cardboard cutout looking like
it's supposed to look like a hologram at Manchester Airport,
not just your airport, you are now approaching the security
area. If you're carrying any liquids, creams, gels or face
please see my colleague in the preparation
you got to see this yarn. It's It's amazing. So they've you
know, the the person that in America normally just screams at
you to put your stuff in the bin. Now they've got in
Manchester Airport, a robot. Yeah, like well, like a
cardboard cutout robot though. Yeah,
this is like if you've been to the haunted house ride, which I
mentioned earlier, in Disneyland. They have these
heads these headstones on in the graveyard that you go by in the
ride. And they project faces onto them. Right and it looks
like they're in there talking and singing. And it actually
looks pretty interesting. I mean, it looks like that's
great. It sounds what this is it's just basically a Disney get
Disney gimmick. Get more nation Osman brothers, better known as
Utah. They're the first ones that you know, we've had the
drone in Florida, which of course is pales in comparison by
something much smarter and much cheaper they're doing in Utah.
And they're questioning of course, if this is good for the
citizens, I think it's great.
Well, Ogden will soon have a new crime fighting tool, a
tool John always when it's a tool in a blizzard. He worked
with Weaver State University to develop unmanned aerial
surveillance Fox their teens. Eric Yvonne is live with WIA.
derivable was the top choice. Hey,
bridgeable isn't a damageable
I think you can say dirigible Okay, well, but you're telling
me they have a small little remote control blowing like
sometimes you can buy at a toy store it's
not small. It's not small. They got pictures of it. It's a they
got the dimensions here. But first the stupid reporter who's
standing on the street for no apparent reason has to say thank
you for saying to reachable because I couldn't say that.
Hey, Max, nice job saying that was why I didn't want to say it.
Why I didn't want to say it
was stupid.
visibly the mayor of Ogden is saying that it's a blimp is
cheaper than a small helicopter or a fixed wing airplane. They
say that this blimp can also hover in one place, say for
example, over a parking lot where there may have been a rash
of break ins and they might need some of that surveillance. The
blimp that we were stating designed in Ogden was on its
police force doesn't look like the typical fat blend. It's
shaped like a cigar. It's 52 feet long and four feet
wide. Yeah, it's a real thing. 52 feet by four feet. So it's
not it's not really wide. But listen what this thing's got
cameras are mounted on it and give a really clear view of
what's happening on the ground. Weaver State Center of
aeronautical innovation has been testing their creation and says
it's perfect for police work. The blimp can hover in place can
pivot or it can pursue its top speed is 40 miles per hour
and becomes a deterrent when people know that there's
something watching you and following you they
it becomes a deterrent. Yeah, just so you know, when when you
know someone's watching you, then you don't commit crime
people.
Disgusting. Listen, listen to this, listen to him listen to
overtly
and we've and there's good data behind that bad. That's good.
I gotta play that again. You stepped on it?
Oh, that there's something watching you and following you.
People behave differently. And we've and there's good data
behind that to show that that people don't commit crimes when
they know they're being watched.
There you go. That's the entire system.
Really? Yeah. How does that explain what just happened in
Oakland last week, which is that the camera crew from kgL went
into East Oakland to do an interview. And two guys came up
and mug them and stole the camera and knocked the reporter
to the ground. This is about as being watched as you can be and
ran off with the camera. And then the follow up story was the
reporter or the station kgvo. They said well, the camera is
going to be very difficult to do to sell or use because it's very
specialized. They get what they sell it to me.
I'll take it for 20 bucks and go buy
a broadcast quality camera. We have two people in San Francisco
know how to use one
rocks. How do you think we get our cameras? Jeez. Haiku Herman
in Gitmo nation
united second about the blimp. Um,
I'm beyond it.
Well, I guess guys say one thing do they not know that there's
especially in new places states like Utah, that there are people
with high powered rifle
scopes. This was my thought. I'm like, if that thing's floating
by my place. I'm like, like taking it out.
You go behind a window in a dark room and you open the window
they can't see I don't care how good the blimps cameras and you
take the blimp out there's no way that they can track where
the bullet because the bulges gonna go right through the blimp
right now often God knows where it's going.
It has a little little propellers on the back and on
the side. I'm looking at a picture of it now. Yeah, so you
can I think the cool thing would be to take the propeller out.
Why you just Yeah, well, I think you're hitting the nail
actually. I think you're hitting the main body of it so it would
deflate and and fall to the earth and then be scrounged by
the public.
I think if you're a man, if you're a real man, you try to
shoot it with a flaming arrow
says in the article how high it is don't know arrow.
I think that would be cool.
flaming arrow right through that thing like that bitch on fire.
I'm all for that. Anyway, all right. So the number one a book
of poetry in all of Gitmo nation, United States of Europe
was of course, the bundle of haikus by the President of the
United States of your right haiku. Herman Yes.
Why it was a best seller.
It was a best seller. No. Yeah. Huh. Pretty cool.
Impossible. No,
it's Have you read it? It's amazingly good. It's deep or
crap. It's so deep. Toe haiku Herman was a question by a
number of schoolchildren very annoyed this little Asian girl
who asked him a question about Nigel Farraj as he's reading
from a piece of paper, so it's funny you know, someone Someone
said their kid to school like, hey, probably some no agenda
listener like hey, you're gonna you're gonna talk to the
President of the United States of Europe today. He asked him
this. Alright. Don't tell him your daddy said so. And so on in
the morning in there while you're at it. Could you agree
with Nico for us? Jesus nega nega, she means Nigel Nigel
Farage, lack of democracy in European Union, but we have lack
of democracy in European Union. You know, this is a no agenda
listener except that they didn't throw a code in there. They
didn't throw it like in the morning or something. thing, but
it's a good one. I love that someone made that kid do this.
And here's his answer. None of us voted for you. None of us
voted for you.
In any elections, the European Union is a real democracy. And
on top of this, we have a European Parliament directly
elected by the 500 million citizens or those who can vote.
And for instance, the President of the European Commission has
to get the approval of the European Parliament. So it is
more than an exaggeration. It is almost a lie to say that we have
a lack of democracy. Shut up.
Stupid child slave. What an answer, huh? And this is how he
answers a seven year olds question. He's a dick. He's a
total dick.
Yeah, yeah. Is
a Lie. It is a lie. I tell you do not question me the president
of the flatter land.
Unbeliev lies the lie. The lie I tell you and then he did you
understand the answer.
I denounce you.
You six year old to shut up you six.
What is your father's name? To the six
year old?
I denounce you on your family. Unbelievable. Is the six year
old? Of course, you know, she got set up. But for the way he's
answering that like, No, it's not true. Those of those of you
who could vote she that's exactly what she's saying. Hey,
we didn't vote for you. Dude. How'd you get here? The lie is
just crazy. Crazy, crazy crazy. If you want to drink in get my
nation down under looks like you'd have to hand out your
fingerprints before entering the bar. Which is making the give me
second thoughts about moving there 1000s of clubbers and pub
patrons being forced to submit fingerprint and photographic
scans to enter popular venues by handing over their biometric
data. And this is the New South Wales premises using the systems
include the Australian brewery Lone Pine tavern, friction
nightclub, Damn, what
is the point of this?
To get your biometric data slave? What differs is the cross
reference the database if you're old enough to drink that's what
this is for. There's a lot of drink stuff going on, you know,
Ray LaHood, or
we've talked about this before as Neil prohibition is and we
talk about it all the time on this show. It's been sneaking in
it's not like a major story, but it's one of those this I think
is more insidious than stuff like what's happening in Egypt.
I think this is like just creeping along and that, you
know, they go under the radar under the radar. Pretty soon
you're gonna go to the liquor store and find a boarded up
well, I did find a kind of a disturbing connection, which
popped up because Ray LaHood, our transportation secretary
showed up at a company that makes the following hoops.
The simple touch of a button could save hundreds of lives.
This is one of two systems being developed to measure a driver's
blood alcohol content.
Current technology requires the tube to breathe into. It
requires what's called a deep breaths with this new technology
are either touching something or you're breathing normally inside
the vehicle, so it's very, very passive.
Researchers say both methods eliminate the need for drivers
to take any extra steps. And they're getting the thumbs up
from Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood
in 2009, as we said, 11,000 people were killed as a result
of drunk driving. And that's 11,000 Too many
Laura Dean Moonies precedent of Mothers Against Drunk Driving
was also on hand 19.
So we've got Ray LaHood, and the President of Mothers Against
Drunk Driving one of the worst charities in the world, who
spend 80% of what they bring in on themselves on their own
salaries and the rest and that money they take is from court
ordered classes that they handed they give it well known, well
known that this is a horrible organization. Where were they
this company that's making this a sensor that you put your
finger on and your car won't start unless you're not, you
don't have you have less than the appropriate alcohol blood
content level. This company is called kinetic Qi. They traded
Oh yeah, Qi net IQ
coin kinetic u i n e t what
It's like a palindrome almost Qin et IQ. This is you any t it
was correct you Yeah, it's kinetic dash n a.com. Because
it's North America. This is the largest defense contractor in
the world. stems from I never heard of them. No, I know it
stems from if you look at kinetic global, it was actually
a portion of the United Kingdom defense Evaluation and Research
Agency, which was privatized in 2001. This company is enormous.
It's huge. These guys make unmanned vehicles and make
drones, they got tons and tons of contracts. And now all of a
sudden, they've got Ray LaHood showing up for some dorky little
monitor if you're drunk or not. If you can drive, big scam, big
red flag on this. So these guys what are the contracts? They got
contracts with everybody? Applications, first responder,
police, Homeland Security, ground forces, Intelligence and
Communications, medical and dental, military aviation
ordnance disposal and detection, Special Forces, supply,
transport, logistics surface and underwater warfare. That's what
these guys do. And now all of a sudden Ray LaHood shows up to
look at some stupid scanner, please.
Frightening This is interesting. Oh, yeah,
it's a frightening, something very frightening going on with
us. And of course, if you look at their news and events, not a
not a not a blip about this Raela hood thing. Yeah, I'm
looking at their Oh, actually. I'm sorry. They just updated it.
So that's January 28. US Transportation Secretary LaHood
views demonstration of new in vehicle technology target ads
targeted towards habitual drunk drivers. Which means you get
caught with drunk once this is in every single car. And right
underneath that kinetics gunfire detection system is US military
solution of choice. What else are these guys gonna put in the
car? This is this is very, very weird. Why these guys are making
this all of a sudden. Somewhere. Nick
is a British global defense technology company formed from
the greater part of the former UK government agency defense
Evaluation and Research Agency. Dara, that's what I split up in
2000. We have just written from two major sites are in
Farnborough, Hampshire and Malvern. Worse worse. We're
werster werster shot was the worst worst. Worst wish for
sure. For sure. Sure. Sure, formally, Dara and is like
ARPANET or like,
that's a little bigger than that. arpa? Well,
now it is former. That's the research agency, George Tenet
served as an independent non Executive Director. Now it's
it's a bunch of good guys. It's a lesson in London Stock
Exchange, blah, blah, blah. All right.
So while you're doing that, let's Screw it. I'm not going to
do that. But I feel like it any more interesting.
There's an interesting, there's something weird going on there.
We got to keep our eye on it. Yeah. Because it makes no sense
that that this company is just doing a little alcohol detector.
Yeah, no, it makes no sense at all that those guys are all
potatoes, we use that term.
Yeah. So I think they're probably putting more in the
cars. I think we're gonna see it installed. Maybe they're getting
like a some big GM deal or something where every single car
will have that. That's probably it. So why is LaHood there, I
mean, to see this little thing, and we know that Mothers Against
Drunk Driving are a bunch of scammers. So I think that
there's a big deal, GM is going to put these things and every
single GM car won't start unless you're not drunk. How do you
take that one?
You know, you could sell that. I think it's totally doable. It's
a public has to put in the public interest. And then and
General Motors is a steal, I think basically, you know, get
the government geeks in there.
Let's go to get my nation East briefly, where we have the new
program, everything everywhere, proximity payments coming to get
my nation East in the summer. They're trying to get rid of, I
guess, credit cards now it's all going to begin your iPhone.
What's that new day I
wrote about this as a bad idea, NFC
near field communication or something like that. It's not
what it's called. So I know the iPhone has it. I think the Nokia
phones or Nokia phones have it. And what did you write about?
What was your take on this?
Well, I have always believed that the phone companies in
particular trying to horn in on the banks, or at least do
business with the banks or credit card companies because
they have the argument that they can they have real leverage when
it comes to collecting money and All right, and I I've said this
before I agree they do. And because they can cut off your
phone and internet and your be screwed, and so they can say so
in other words, if you were scammed, which has happened
before with phone companies, and I've mentioned this before,
like, for example, during the era of the modems, when the
people would be calling accidentally calling Rumania at
$100 a minute to see you know, to, and they get these bills for
$30,000, the phone company said, Hey, too bad pay, screw you.
They're all part of it. It's a criminal organization,
essentially. And the phone companies are corrupt and
rotten. And then allow this to happen for convenience. Because
it's God, it's so inconvenient to pull out of 20. So it's for
the convenience of it all, you're gonna be screwed by the
phone companies. I mean, you're you're just asking for trouble.
If anybody just goes along with this, I would really I would
refuse to implement that.
I'm still waiting for the revolt, by the way against
Vodafone. Vodafone is the company that turned off the
internet, essentially. Oh, I saw their statement. Oh, they have a
statement about it. What did they say?
Well, you know, it turns out we did it because the government
requested it. And there's nothing we could do when the
government requests something. So we did it. And if we had done
it any other way, then it would have been harder to get the
service turned back on. So it was actually a favor. Oh, we did
everyone a favor and a favor
that these guys are bastards. You know, that's like the
biggest I think like the Verizon of the world. Vodafone is huge,
right? Well, Verizon is huge. Vodafone Vodafone. Yeah. It's
really, really big. They're big. Everyone should if you really
want to do something, then quit your service and go with some
other provider. Quit Vodafone. No one's going to do that,
by the way. No, they're not going to do anything. Nobody's
gonna do crap. No, we're just going to in fact, if the joke of
this whole thing is that this these these revolts are so you
know, internet centric, that if there was no internet, you get
the feeling these people would just be living in a mud hut. You
know, bitching to each other? I mean, I don't know.
Speaking of mud, my favorite. My pet peeve? I was like, I was
watching another documentary. I have a link to it. Of course in
the show notes. No agenda. show.com You know what, the kids
in Haiti are literally eating dirt cookies.
No real. Yeah, that sounds like a bogus story. No,
it's not a bogus story. And I just forgot the French name for
it. So the what they do is they take dirt. They mix it with
water, salt and a little bit of flour. And they make these like
clay cookies out of it. And that's what they're eating
because at least they fill their tummies up. That's what the kids
are eating. They show what they show them the the women making
it on in this documentary. It's disgusting that eating the
literally eating dirt.
What is Clinton eating? Lobster? No, no, he's gone vegan.
Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. Well, he's not eating dirt. Of
course Hillary Clinton visiting dropping by for a little check
on the beachfront property because of course they're going
to release the election results. Now you watch there's going to
be a runoff so it was it's too close to call this is the this
is I can just tell you what's going to happen too close to
call to now we're gonna have a run off between Who is it? I
guess that dude self esteem guy they don't want him to they
don't want him to run them. I guess that's why Hillary is
there. But you have this former first lady Maryland Malanda man
Money Money shot to a money got. And she apparently will be in a
runoff. And this is not going to happen until March of course. I
mean, why? Why? Why hurry along against the sweet Mickey
Martelli. It's not like we predicted that like we had to
have some stupid look, that guy has a good chance of winning.
It'll be interesting to see how this how they play this one.
I think sweet Mickey Martelli comes in. He's, he's being
touted as like, you know, the guy who has the ear of the
people. And they need a shill. And then they brought in, baby
doc. I love all these names. By the way. They brought in baby
doc to kind of you know, distract the attention. Hillary
Clinton lands today. And she'll be there. Keeping an eye on
things making sure no one no Hey, that's my beach. Stupid
kids get off my beach Did you see that fall
she made? No I missed the fall. She fell down in her plane.
You didn't see that? No, that was hilarious. I think she I
think she was actually leaving Egypt. That's interesting. You
say that hold on a second. Let me look for that story. Yes, she
tripped. It was legendary footage. She hurt herself to
the great thing about the internet. I can type in Hillary
fall. halls video. Here's Hillary Clinton taking a tumble
January 12. The internet's for you'll love it.
I guarantee it.
Show CBS there she is. So she, you see it? She's walking into
the Oh, I did see this. I saw this already. I didn't think it
was that. Where is that? Where
is that? Where did she fall? barely
get up?
That was a weird thing. But it was the Middle East, right? I
don't know what you're looking at video. It's
basically whenever she was Yemen.
I think she was in Yemen.
She was departing Yemen. That's right. I mean, hold on a second.
Let me read this from from the she was there to set up the
revolution. Hillary Clinton pulled the president forward
Tuesday and DOD. We're trying to associate here with her for the
presidency. And took all Ford fell down feet face planted
coming down. Yeah, he
actually really did it. Well, she she wants she she felt going
up. Have you fall up the stairs?
The Secretary of State listen to this. The Secretary of State was
waving gracefully to fans. Fans in Yemen
Yeah, it's al Qaeda on the Arabian Peninsula. Hey, hey,
hello. Hey, we love you love you love you We your biggest fan
and then she fell. Why was she in Yemen? I'm telling you she's
getting it all set up. She was
meeting with Yemeni Yemeni President Al Abdullah CLA though
we don't know why.
Who cares you gotta she got a cool last jet though doesn't
she? Damn
yeah it's a big it's there it's was you find around an Air Force
One
no not Air Force One does it probably you know it wouldn't
surprise me if it wasn't as big as like I need to have a plane
as big as his
you know the fall is not that spectacular. They on this site.
They actually have a picture of the of the of the Ford face
plant fall which is more spectacular.
Anyway, I always feel bad when people fall because it D human
it humanizes at the same time when it's a leader it kind of
like oh, well she's not all that special. No, that's
like the classic one that came out. Like I think it was last
year with Fidel Castro. Doing a faceplant coming out of some
building and the trips falls and literally falls head first day
in front of his limo. That was pretty spectacular. It's not
quite as
funny as that Jackie Smith, former home secretary of the
Gitmo nation East states you know, she was the one she got in
trouble because she had declared payments to watching to porn
movies on pay per view on her expensive form. Or actually her
husband
who was eight minutes each exactly,
she is now we're making a documentary for the BBC about
porns Yeah, I heard this way she can write it off. And that will
she's no longer in the in the government
while she can write off her taxes. Alright.
And the Berlusconi thing we have to know that we don't get any
good Italian news, I guess. I don't know why.
Dalyan listeners I don't remember. I don't know. Yes, we
do. Yeah, Franco, Dr. Phil Frank. Okay. We
got one. Yeah, we got duck. We
got one. Yeah. One Italian listener. Two guys in France.
But there's like a kill.
There's like tons of well, my sister listens in Italy too.
Yeah, but she's not I wouldn't call her Italian. She's a she's
a
she's a donor. Not a boner. But this like, they got it. They got
kids coming out of this. You know, these these women? Just
one after another? Yeah. He paid me for sex. One after another.
Yeah, it was 17. Yeah, he paid me for sex when I was 17.
Unbelievable. This guy.
What weighed him at the age of I think the age of consent is like
14 or something in Italy. Why are we making a big fuss based
on our standards?
I don't think so. No, it's a fuss there. I disagree. I think
it is. I don't think so. I think 17 is a a scandal. Hold on
a second. If the internet's work better legal age of consent.
Let's see. Italy 14 Really? The age of consent in Italy is 14 in
Iceland. It's 14 in Hungary. It's 14 in Freising, Spain's
even more interesting worse Spain.
No, no, it you know, it's at the Vatican City. I think it's 13 in
Spain, Vatican City, I think is 11 Isn't it? Yeah. All you need
is and you're good to go. And Vatican City? No. All right. I
think we've so what's the big deal? So yeah, you're right.
You're right. You You're right it's no big deal whatever it's
fine it's legal it's all it's all it's all good. I'm happy for
him when
I'm asking the question why are they making a big stink? Who's
making the stink? It's it's American media there them
because
I guess not. I thought the Italians were rioting when they
he didn't get kicked out. I guess I'm wrong. I guess that's
why they don't I guess everyone in Italy is happy, and I should
move there because no one ever seems to complain. The system
works it's corrupt telling
you they might be complaining but they're not complaining
about him having sex with a 70 or not complaining
about anything. They don't listen to the show. They don't
complain. Why do we even talk about them? They're banned from
the show. The entire country is no longer is
she banned to she's bad. She's
no Willow. Willow is not banned from the show. But Italy is
banned from the show. They've got no listeners. No one cares.
They're all happy. You know why? It's good weather. Everyone
looks cool. And they've got a great food and whatever. Right?
That's what I say.
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