The women in Canada because they're walking all time have
extremely booty butts, Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
Sunday, January 2 2011. Time for your Gitmo nation media
assassination episode 266. This is no agenda, uncovering Apple
product issues in the new year here at the hilltop Watchtower
crackpot command centre and get my nation West in the People's
Republic of Southern California in the morning. I am still the
former Soviet spy known as Adam curry,
and coming to you from the future 2011 I'm in northern
Silicon Valley and John C. Dvorak. Greg Vaughn buzzkill
Hey, happy New Year, John.
Hey, happy New Year to you and Happy New Year to all the ships
at sea and boots on the ground wings
in the skies foots in the ocean, hands on the air and human
resources everywhere. Hey, you made another round but not a
haiku. And in the morning to all of the human resources in the
chat room at no agenda chat.net where the We're the party is
always going on when we do the show live. So there you go.
Happy New Year, John.
Happy New Year to you and Happy New Year to all the ships at
sea.
So here's what happens. My new year the first the first moment
of the new year, we're actually need an alarm to go off which of
course is for Sunday for the show. You know, I get up at 530
on show days Thursdays and Sundays. So I have plenty of
time to prep and review stuff. There's probably about 300
stories I go through and John has his own way of doing it and
he spends an equal amount of time in other ways on the show.
It's just I'd like to get up really early and do it. And so
I'm in bed this morning I'm like past Mickey taken all the damn
blankets again, including the sheets on and then the storm
kind of awakened like hey, wait a minute, why is it light
outside? And so I twirl over grabbed my iPhone, which I've
been using as a an alarm for I don't know for a long time
years. And it's 745 What and the alarm did not go off
for gay let's start with a simple question. Why am I using
your phone as an alarm clock?
Because it's usually quite reliable it you know it's a the
phone will adjust the time zones. It has a very simple
interface for the alarm settings and I like it. I've come to
trust it over the many many years I've been visiting
making noise even wake you Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Oh, it's it's fantastic. And then Mickey has
her alarm always. And this is not a recurring alarm. I set it
every single night. I don't trust the recurring alarm ever
since that problem we had where there was a like an iPhone
problem. With recurring alarms wouldn't work.
It was not too long ago. Yeah. Seems to be a lot of problems.
Yeah, but anyway, so I'd set it a fresh new alarm every single
morning. Mickey has hers on recurring alarm. 8am every day,
it didn't go off. And she just restarted her phone set a new
alarm. It still didn't go off.
Maybe that function is dead. It's the 2011 but
it's the xx x one bug. Let me see. Has Yeah, it looks like
I'm gonna show you know how to use these phones
once you blow me. What did we do I know how to use these phones.
Of course I do. Has anyone had that here in the chat room? I
bet you someone else had that must have been to Grace must
have had that problem. But now
it's an iphone four. Yes, iphone four.
With four.to instal I guess although my new mine is jet
Mickey's isn't jailbroken mine is jailbroken so that shouldn't
make any difference It's weird though. I
know it is weird. What could change I mean, just uh I don't
know sense I don't
know. It's a why to 11 Bug Well, you know what, let's see how
long it takes for Apple not to admit there's a problem this is
what this is what always kills me about those guys. Is like
they don't they never come out and say hey, yeah, that sucked
except for like the antenna thing and that was only to blame
other people of having the same problem maybe 2011 is the year
that we take apple down a notch in their in their high and
mighty holier than thou are shit don't stink position. They still
make a damn nice phone. I mean, I'm not gonna say that. But wow,
they are so super arrogant. Shut up slaves by our phones. Well,
yeah, well, you as the tech guru. You should be looking into
this.
Oh, you know, the way I see it. It's got bugs.
What do you what do you use for an alarm clock?
I think that plugs in the wall and has batteries in it. So in
case the wall circuitry goes out, the batteries take over and
the clock stays running, and then it makes a loud ringing
sound in the morning. And when it set you know, it's called
it's called an alarm clock.
And now you're being pretty arrogant to like I'm
just saying it's just like the old technology sometimes the
best technology I would never in a million years trust my phone
to be an alarm clock you do
trust it to be your watch because you don't walk around
with a watch anymore. In fact, you're quite proud of saying I
use my phone just one time but it's like everyone else who's
modern. I've heard you say this on numerous occasions and
if I don't have my phone with me, which is quite common, I
will go up to someone and say Hey, dude, what time is it? Wow,
what's the you can actually time
with carrying the time around? Since when did that go out of
fashion because the
time is being carried around you don't need to have you don't
need to be a slave to time.
I'm not a slave to time. I like knowing what time it is. Why? It
makes me feel good.
Oh, really? Oh, I feel so good. Knowing it's 915
the time when so slow and big bear when we were up there it's
like it's only three in the afternoon it feels like six
Haven't you been back for a while since we talked about it
on the last show? Yeah, watch is moved to Big Bear if you like
and so much
we were laughing about that last about your advice. Oh, whatever
you do don't buy land there to be the end of the relationship
you probably right
and you me I'm done by being buying land and building it by
land don't do anything
just don't do don't build anything don't build a house
just buy land right now I gotta build something to escape to it
because it doesn't feel good the world around us and Los Angeles
is not going to be a place to be that the
especially after all these horrendous these the rain storms
and end the route Oh, I've got a terrible report. And I want to
play it was a terrible report a storm in Riverside because you
had this wind blowing in the rain. Then as things slide down
the hill. Let's listen to the latest update from KTLA
from downtown Hemet where powerful gusts pushed over a
tall palm tree. High winds also blue on a wooden fence panel at
a home in Riverside. Thanks to Albert Gonzalez for that photo.
Home a panel from a fence. Oh no, it was blown out. I think
they had it for people down there. How can you stand it?
I think what happened there is we did have a lot of really bad
stuff happening in the in the past week. And so they slotted
it in. So it's like in the morning news. Okay, at 218 past
the hour, we're gonna do a horrible storm update. And they
just didn't have anything for the slot. So they just oh, well,
thank you, Alberto Gonzalez for sending that picture in of the
hole in the fence. Because it was bad. I mean, we had tree
sliding down our hill. And your mudslide mudslides get pretty
bad because of the fires. And you know there's no vegetation
or brush so to speak of and then when it gets really rainy, then
it just starts sliding down. Imagine like a sandcastle on the
beach. We just keep pouring water on one side. And it just
it just all goes away. It is bad, but that's not the problem.
I would say the people it's the problem. The people here who are
going to go apeshit eventually, just because they're there.
They're completely slaves to the New World Order of Gitmo nation
West People's Republic of Southern California. Yay. That's
what I that's what I'm worried about.
Are they gonna go apeshit they're already sedated.
Well, we've had riots here before when No, I don't know
man. I think people are getting past the fluoride in the water
and the barium in the skies. At a certain point you know,
there's nothing can stop you. You're like a wild beast.
So we went to the fireworks display over in San Francisco.
How was that didn't do that. It's interesting to see that
around the world. There's massive firework displays, but
the United States on New Year's, it's really it's not the
culture. Yeah, you've got some
Well, no, I wouldn't. I would have agreed with that. Except
for this particular display. It was probably the best display
I've seen in my lifetime, especially the best I've ever
seen in San Francisco. Right. And it was I was I couldn't
figure it out. They actually had you know, at the end of these
things, they have a finale. Yeah, where
the big crescendo and then yeah, the day had
finales. Wait, they did one finale which got this huge
standing ovation from the 100,000 people watching it's and
then they kept it going and then they stay. They went for another
five minutes and then had a second finale. This is
a very bad initiative because then all sudden your wife wants
that kind of action.
So I figured I couldn't figure out why this was display was so
so interest seem different. And I realised it was because of
Gavin Newsom. He's this his last time as mayor. He's moving into
Sacramento. So he blew the budget.
It's like, yeah, let's get some money over here. Let's let's add
that in.
Who cares? I'm out of here.
Well, speaking of budget, you know, in 1987, I did New Year's
Eve live from Times Square for MTV, and this is when Times
Square had hookers, drug pushers. I mean, Times Square
was seedy. And gaudy. It was it was old times, it was awesome.
at Times Square was Times Square. And I actually had a
body guard with with a huge gun standing next to me. And they
had the camera on one time square. And you know, it was
cool. It was cold, but it was cool. It was me and like, half a
million he also carry a firearm. I didn't but the my bodyguard
did. Oh, I'm sorry. He had the body. He had the gun, my
bodyguard. But it was it was not the you know, these days, that
area of Time Square cars are no longer allowed to drive there.
And it has like that Disneyland pavement. You know, and guys who
come around and scrape the gum up. I mean, it's unbelievable.
It's complete Disneyland. So in in 87 it was going 87 going to
88 it was it was an amazing experience and people from all
over the world you know came in and you this kind of like
convict convict converged and convene on this one area of
Manhattan and watch this silly ass ball drop, which by the way,
was basically like a marble like plunk okay? And there's no
fireworks no nothing so and so I'm watching the New York
celebrations. Hit the whole everyone's wearing blue hats for
nivia It's everyone's got Samsung phones. The whole thing
is one big corporate sponsored piece of crap. It is like this.
No. Oh, yeah. We came from Ottawa. We came from Poland. We
came from Norway. It's all set up. They've completely ruin New
Year's Eve in Times Square. And everyone's wearing this big foam
blue hats with nivia on it who really had some Facebook contest
kiss and be kissed. Where their nivia chapstick get ruined it
completely ruined it. It's like what it's not it's not a
celebration. It's a set. It's a television set. Ruined.
completely ruined.
Well, yeah. Well, ever since they cleaned up time squirts,
you know, used to be kind of dangerous.
I'd still walked it back in the in the late 80s. I'd walk there
too. In the morning. You just gotta have an attitude about
you. You just gotta like, you know, walk the walk. And then
people go, Oh my gosh, don't mess with him. That's how you
did it back in the day. And these days
she used I used to make that similar walking, like, for the
same reason because it's kind of kick. But I would go down. First
you want to go down to eighth or ninth?
Oh, I did it. I did it right it to Broadway because I lived on
47 If you get down eighth or ninth word seedier or used to be
well, that's where you had the hookers crack pipes on the
ground. You step on him was terrible. Yes, I
hate it when someone steps on my crack pipe.
So anyway, yeah, New York is a well you know, it's pretty it's
a tourist town. They finally got a clue. Yeah, it's not too it's
not too it's not for the all the weirdos that like to go floating
around times square in the olden days.
When it was cool. You just you get there you get really
hammered. Now it's like the whole everything in the world is
just becoming one big TV set. One big studio maybe and there
you go. All the world's a stage I guess the prophecy comes true.
But dynasties,
not prophecy. What
do you call talking about prophecy?
The prophecy that if we show up, people will come and listen.
Well, they don't depend on the holidays. But I do have a
prophecy clip. Oh, before I get to the we didn't get any
executive producers this week. Zero. Yes, zero. So you and I
are the executive producers of show number one for the year.
2011.
Okay. Do you want it? Do we have any? Did anyone help us out at
all? Yeah, we
got some at the at the break. We'll discuss them. What's
the we have no Associate Executive Producers either? No,
we
got nothing. We wouldn't have an Associate Executive Producer. If
you don't have any executive producers because of the nature
of the way it is. That's
true. That's true. Well, then let me let me think a few people
who did some PR for us and then we'll get into your into your
clip. Okay. Sure. First of all, I want to thank Ryan who has no
agenda figures.com Remember, this is the guy who makes the
paperclip figures. Oh yeah. Right. Art is Yeah, it's hard
with with get foundation jewellery. He has a night to
figurine. And anyway, he says in the morning, it's the end of the
month we'll be sending you some money. Not a huge success, but
it was able to pay for some Christmas presents this year.
And you guys get some money because of course he splits it
with us. And so he sent us $15.65 Ryan Thank you very much
and I hope more people go to no agenda figures.com Cuz I think
you're artists pretty cool. Then, remember Dan from tip top
website? Yeah. He came up with a really good idea. And he's in
you know, Dan is he's just the kind of guy who could actually
make this happen. He wants to do a movie about no agenda, which
I'm all for as long as we don't have to do anything.
Do any work, I wouldn't want
to do any work will show up. If there's like craft service. Our
work consists
of watching C span. Which is not the easiest thing in the world
to do. C is definitely not
the easy. It's a hard job and adventure particularly bad
during this period when Congress is off because you don't have
any of these congressmen about it.
Yeah, there's no bronies it's all like, although some of the
forums are interesting that they have on but anyway for
a while, but they did but then you have to watch the whole
thing. It's really great. It's horrible.
So anyway, he says, Here's how the trailer would run and I did
like this. So first things first, we have Kendra, you know,
Kendra is
she's one of the Hugh Hefner's girls. Yeah, exactly Kendra,
and she has a reality show. And so here's her quote, you got
these little quotes for the trailer. I didn't know the
money. I texted to Haiti years ago, still has not reached
Haiti. Then we have Ellen Ellen DeGeneres. But I thought Ask
Don't Tell was repealed. And then Pamela Anderson, are you
telling me that the guy our secretary of homeland is making
money every single time the TSA sees me naked? Is he's got this
whole idea really, really set up? Well, and I said, Well, do
you know these celebrities? And he's like, I'll get back to you.
So how cool would that be?
I go for it. Yeah.
And we don't even need the actual movie. We just need the
trailer. Yeah, that's probably what all it should be. We just
pretend like there's a movie coming. 2000 Yeah. Well,
perpetual movie. And then I want to give a big shout out to wired
pig. Now wired pig, got on Coast to Coast AM and promoted the
show, John. Oh, did he know? Yeah, you want to hear I got a
little clip of him. On the show. Here we go. I just say
what's your prediction for 2011. prognostication is that 2011 is
gonna have a big drop in the number of people that are going
to be using alternative media shows like coast to coast, Alex
Jones, no agenda as their primary source of media. And
that's tied in with people becoming more and more
dissatisfied with the content that mainstream media is
producing.
Nago, kind of a shitty quality, but that's cool. I don't know
about being lumped in with Alex Jones. But at least we got a
name mentioned there. That's that's pretty awesome.
Well, I guess it's better being lumped in with the other guy.
So the other guy
Oh, they also I see one of our fans is open Cafe press slash no
agenda. show.com.
Yeah, saw that needs a little more work on the on the T
shirts, but it's cool that yeah, it's
basically one logo on everything known to man. But you know, I
tried putting up one of those T shirt shops and years ago, and
it's it's it's it's tedious. I know you're working with
CafePress and tried to get a t shirt shop started now. Never
kind of, you know, the fact that he's got that many things up.
What it was non trivial. Okay. Anyway,
so we have no executive producers and no Associate
Executive producers know members of the 266 Club. Some nice PR
initiatives. And of course, everyone else out there can do
one thing to help. This is always a good thing is propagate
our formula. Our formula
is this. We go out. We hit people in the mouth.
To a big discussion in the chat room all of a sudden, about what
about Alex Jones? Like Well, at least he's got balls. Listen.
No, he doesn't. He's full of crap on most of the stuff. The
only
thing good about Alex Jones is the guests he has on I love the
guests he has on the very entertaining and interesting,
but I just can't get over the fact that he is constantly
selling you gold, selling you Scary videos selling you food as
seeds, solar power things that are all overpriced. I'm not
against solar power. But you know, look at the solutions.
First. I've looked at all this stuff, solutions for science,
you buy $7,000 worth of gear that you can get independently
separately for two and a half. That's in just one there's a
guest on it's getting good then he has to interrupt for a
commercial
it's unconscionable, in fact that people think is good, you
know, and they defend and it is ridiculous. It's a commercial
enterprise. You know, and it's not to help is that serving the
the listener tip to offer these crappy deals? I mean, these are
basically out and out crappy deals,
and I think he also steal stuff from us. But that's okay. I
doubt it.
I think I think there's some listening going on. Well, do you
know that that's amazing? Well, we'll do like the thank you
slaves video and then that shows up in all kinds of shows that
people listen. That's cool. Yeah, well,
if they were listening in and I'd given us any money, well,
no, they're like they want us to sell them crappy deals. scam
them you guys this is our audience. Yeah. Oh, you guys are
interested in Oh, I'd rather be scam. Scam me with the food a
lifetime supply of of donuts. Donuts? Yes. The lifetime supply
of donuts is one of the new scams. Yeah, you get doughnuts
in case of the world and you'll have donuts.
This is not a real thing you're setting up as it no I should.
It sounds like a winner. It does sounds like a total winner is
the honest and hot coffee
when the when Armageddon hits What are you going to do for
your family? Your family will need doughnuts. Now through this
special one time offer we get you a lifetime supply of
doughnuts, doughnuts, also to be used as a flotation device
doughnuts from no agenda show.com Now instead of how
about I sell you some mephedrone that a lot of research on this a
bath salt thing that we talked about in the last show has salt
so I guess what it is is mephedrone is a is a synthetic
drug, but it's being sold as a as a bath salt and I guess it
functions like a bath salt, but it's gotten so bad with this
method drone stuff that even in the Netherlands, which is the
capital of the ecstasy, capital of the world. There's almost no
MDMA showing up in the ecstasy pills. It's all this mephedrone
stuff. Oh, really? Yeah. Which I guess is made from SassaFrass
oil and a couple other things have a root beer instead.
A root beer. That's what SassaFrass it was originally
root beer was the SassaFrass drink.
Oh, I didn't know that. So this is this is apparently quite
rampant this. And it actually did you look up this one. Did
you do any research into the mephedrone? We just went hey,
whatever and you moved on?
Well, I looked at the dead dead did the breakdown of that crazy
drug that you mentioned, it turns out to be all it says in
the Merck index is C and S exciters and like this
apparently affects your central nervous system. Yeah. Exact so
it does something.
Apparently. Yeah, kids are digging it. Well, I
think kids dig anything.
Well, this is kind of the point. I think this is what kind of
what we're seeing is that you can outlaw excuse me marijuana,
you can outlaw heroin cocaine. You know, eventually people just
start drinking Drano. I mean, you can't outlaw everything.
I know all the ill legalisation of marijuana and the
criminalization of everything else is poised is the net result
is poisoning people people want. They want drugs, they want
drugs, exactly. This society is ruining that. Everybody, they
need to get the little high to get through the day because of
the dangers, those job leaves, we went to their slaves to what
that's the problem is that they were there to free slaves. Now
they got no work. We went when we went to the fireworks display
over in San Francisco. You know, it was just mostly, you know,
kids, it were off to us. But anyway, you know, people in
their 20s and late teens and the 100,000 people are all over the
place. Right? And you know, they're a bunch of punks and a
bunch of drunks and a bunch of characters. It was actually
quite entertaining. And my wife says to me, she says, Do you
think any of these people actually had any anyone how many
people you think there had jobs? And I said, if half of them did,
it would be a miracle. And she says there's nothing for them to
do. There's no work.
Right? So So then how does that theory work? I guess the it's
just we're so the government or the the government. The elites
are so greedy. That they know people need to get a bus and
they outlaw the stuff they supply, which is the heroin. So
they can just make more money off of it. Is that is that the
way I've got to see this?
I don't know. I think there must be I mean, there's something
that all I know is that the situation is so unbalanced. That
is it's going to come to a head and it's going to be violent.
And it's going to happen in Los Angeles.
I think probably first Yes, it probably will. Yeah, I'm glad
we're up here in Los Angeles. We've already decided especially
in this family up here. Los Angeles is the culture capital
of the world. So whatever happens in loss and people can
deny it all they want but if you go in and out of LA if you live
there, you don't notice it so much. But if you go in and out
of there is you can really see it because it's done. Do you see
going so wow, this is interesting. I never saw this
before. And then, you know, two years later, it's in San
Francisco. So everything comes that stems from LA and so LA is
it? Yeah. And LA is bound to erupt. Yeah.
So LA is going to erupt in riots then two years later, it's gonna
happen to San Francisco. So let's let's write this.
I think the writing thing is gonna cascade pretty quickly. It
would be funny, though, wait two years, two years? How slow are
these people.
And we were talking about the about the Chantix on the last
show. And of course, there's like four variations of new
commercials for Chantix just around the new year, because
that's their Bonanza time. Everyone's like, oh, I have a
resolution. I'm going to give up smoking. That for four weeks
now, by the way for making myself four weeks and counting.
And it's still not a day that doesn't already four weeks that
you're well over four now. We're now four weeks now it's
officially four weeks. It was the sixth of December. The data
low is remember. So it's like almost a month. Okay, four
weeks, it was Sunday, the sixth? I mean, how can I forget? Was it
the fifth? No, it was Sunday, the fifth?
I forget. Well, maybe it was the third and I'm
like the president. Like nine months, I don't remember exactly
the date, you know, because I didn't actually quit. So a
report came out in the Journal of Sexual Medicine that Chantix
actually has a very positive effect now Chantix by the way,
for those who don't know, get off the stuff, if you're on it
now get off, it's going to kill you. It or you will kill someone
else. Or you probably wake up naked in someone's yard and not
remember how you got there. This is crazy stuff. Crazy stuff.
Just Google it and you'll see all the reports. However, it
turns out that it has an interesting side effect. It can
actually reduce the symptoms of P Gad and P. s AD. Are you
familiar with these two horrible diseases? John seems
unlikely. Do you know I'd be familiar.
Let me give you a little report about PG ad.
Los Angeles at rush hour heat traffic and a woman with a spiky
temper.
By the way, this is this is going to explain a lot about
what happens in traffic because I think there's a lot of people
who have this issue. Women at least
meet Jeannie. She's bursting to get home.
I can't hear it.
Oh, hold on a second. You can't hear anything.
I can bet I've got my volume turned away up on it. I can
barely hear it.
I'm gonna blast you out there. Yeah. How's that work?
A little better when a plus.
Jeanne has a rare and perplexing condition that you hear now.
Yeah, okay. batches have just discovered it's called
persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. Arousal make you more
grumpy?
Absolutely. Makes my views very short. Your before you were
Jeannie feels unrelenting physical arousal. But this is
not about pleasure. Far from it.
Have you ever slammed a finger or thumb whatever, in a door or
someplace and you've gotten it where it's beet red and it's
throbbing. It's the same sensation in the fact that the
clitoris is got the blood rushing and you have that same
terrible throbbing, so that's painful.
That's an insatiable beast down below that's been calling for 10
hours. And it's now definitely
for some reason, the sitting in traffic is worse. And I don't
like being in the traffic. So it's a combination of me getting
a slow burn here now, because I want to get logon and get on the
way.
It's never going to be the most plausible excuse for a traffic
violation. But genies desperate to get him to masturbate before
she coyly puts in, take care of business.
I can't wait to get in the house for the bathroom and then take
care of myself. So with that, I'll see you later.
So hold on a second. This is a bunch of bullcrap. Now, let's
start over. She can do if she's that crazy, which is sounds like
then she sounds like it battleaxe to be honest about it,
or hey, rice is
it's a video and it's in the show notes. You should see her
like Okay, right. All right.
Why doesn't she just hike up her dress while she's driving and
take care of businesses. She likes to put it well while
driving around who's going to notice?
Okay, so I took a while for It's a little different John for for
men and for women just in case you hadn't noticed when women
have an orgasm to when men have an orgasm, it's all like,
everything's focused on the penis, and it's three seconds
and hey, women have an orgasm like jello, and they can't drive
a vehicle be dangerous,
you know what you can learn?
It's never too late. So, so this persistent sexual arousal
disorder or a persistent genital arousal disorder, apparently
this apparently only happens with women. Although I disagree
I think men have it all the time, except we just have don't
have a name for it. But these women they they can sometimes
orgasm 100 times a day. It's like you know, because the stuff
was rubbing against them or they have to they have to wear
skirts. But anyway, the good news is forget all that John
Chantix to the rescue. It stops it it stops it however, of
course they all go wacky from the Chantix but that's the
secondary. But yeah, this is the Journal of Sexual Medicine has
done a study and it turns out that Chantix actually actually
can I can help it. And it's now being prescribed to women who
have PGD and psad. So instead of having women who are just crazy
about not be able to take care of business, we have women who
are crazy and whacked out on Chantix so it's not really a win
for us.
A win for anybody definitely a win.
It's a win for the Chantix company. It's a win for them.
Hey, we found some milk for that for that crack
we you know they you know with all these drugs that they did
they're pushing over the TV they're always looking for
secondary I mean that's
off label is what they call it right off label use. Because it
gets approved for
why yeah right other other right off the other uses that they can
stumble upon and and hopefully get approved for because that's
the second part of this. You have to first you have to
stumble upon it. While it what else? Does it make you grow?
grey hair? Yeah, like grey hair?
Would you like an endless supply of doughnuts.
And so then they have to get it approved for that use, which is
the secondaries, which is also a process, right? Well, as Have
you ever we've never I don't know how they're gonna push this
one on television. Well, we've
never discussed this on the show. But did they essentially
don't need to push it on television. This is there's a
whole industry of off label marketing by independent
consultants who go to they go to Well, let me just tell the
audience that at least that's what's happening here in the
United States is to go to doctors to say okay, hey, you
know, this, this Shantay will help you stop smoking. But you
know, hey, for all those patients who have PGA de psad,
and we all know it's rampant. You can subscribe this to them,
but of course, they have to sign this little waiver and they give
them the pre printed waiver form. And so there's a whole
Secondary Market opens up without the television
advertising. But it's it's huge. And you're right that's how
Viagra was the school was Viagra initially, like some kind of
blood pressure drug.
Yeah, it was like a blood pressure or something to for
heart attacks or to kill you. I don't know what it
is to kill you. Don't worry. We're from the government. We're
here to kill you. That's happening and get my nation
east. As it's unbelievable. It is unbelievable. We went through
this last year are the human resources and slaves in the
United Kingdom stupider than the ones here? I can't believe that
they are. But the Health Secretary Secretary Andrew
Lansley is is now coming under pressure because millions more
people need to be vaccinated to prevent a mounting death toll of
swine flu.
A mounting death toll Hey, well, let me ask you a question. I
think I may have asked this before two or three times. But
it seems to me that every seasonal flu that comes in goes
comes and goes and kills a few people on the way and kills a
few people and then there's a new flu the next year how come
this one flu is persistent? There were yet to explain this
to me. I have asked you and ask you a question. You cannot come
up with an answer. What am I like the flu expert? I think
well at this point 12 more deaths
in the last week from flu doesn't even say h1 anyone
anymore that just saying flu? Bringing the total just gonna
jump on it in direct 30,000 a year that get killed from that
bringing the total
this winter John the total deaths in the United Kingdom?
What do you think the total deaths are?
7039 Oh geez.
Yes, no, we have to vaccinate millions. 36 of these 39 were
killed by the h1 and one swine flu which is factually
incorrect. Most of these people die from pneumonia, and other
illnesses, but not actually from the swine flu. Wow, I guess I
should tell everyone once again that we did the research on this
two years ago, and every single large pharmaceutical company in
there, you can look it up, you can go to all the smack, smack
so SmithKline GlaxoSmithKline you can go to Johnson and
Johnson look at their PowerPoints that they show to
the investors, it's on their websites. And you'll see that
they're all saying all vaccines and vaccines is the bonanza.
They're predicting billions of dollars in revenue from vaccines
because it's so much more profitable to shoot people up
with something and tell them it's going to prevent an illness
than it is from A to actually develop something that cures an
illness. Because that takes a long time to develop and
research reminds
me of the wine game. The wine game yeah the wine game you you
you're running a wine store you have a bunch of crappy wine that
you're trying to dump on the public and so you tell him no
don't worry about you keep it five years is going to be
delicious.
So the wine is actually crap but you tell them to hold on to it.
Yeah, cool.
Yeah, it's a classic scam. I love Oh no, no, I know I know it
tastes like crap it does not really vinegar it's it's just
it's a it's it's an addendum phases ageing it would be really
good what is it we figured 10 years from now it's going to be
dynamite who and who says this though for sales guy that's
about that's phenomenal. It's young It's young. It will give
them some time
will come into his own
give it some time it's young it's you know as though as
though every wine they're selling a chateau love feat
right it's like a joke nice that they will friend him I worked at
a wine store once and and once I was over there is years ago I
was looking at some ways that you This is the worst wine this
this one wine you've got up here Why did you guys even buy it in
the first place? And he says everything sells
Yeah, unfortunately is true.
So anyway, okay, so a guy so over the light side says there
is nothing to watch on C span I gave you know I tried to do one
C span and clip but it was pretty few and far between so
the Turner Classic Movies channel started playing a series
of of of Old Time magazine called The march of time, dog
march of time, where they began with with this was done in the
30s 40s and I think it dropped dead in the run 9055 or
something like that. 52 And they had it was all these it was like
every month they come out with a the march of time which was a if
anybody can catch any of these even though they ran them
yesterday. You should definitely watch them. They're hilarious.
They talk about teenage girls. This
is like a historical perspective of
no it was a newsreel a newsreel with it with a strong bent
toward feature stories. Okay, especially later the first ones
were very much all news news news and then they started to
get adding human interest story and they brought in Life
Magazine said the editors of Time magazine in conjunction
with the editors of Life magazine bring you
from our chuffed time so it's Ministry of Truth is what it
is. Oh, total propaganda beautiful propaganda as a matter
of fact, in fact did to some examples. I clipped a few. I
could have gone on for days with this only have a couple of
clips. But I just to get you a feeling for this. Let's play a
couple of clips. One of them is the ECB got jobs credit it is
fit. Oh, this is too funny. Maxim mo bought Boxman in 1933,
this guy named mo Boxman. I think you can look this up. He
went a was in France. And they the story was about how
Americans go to France in the 30s I guess to
smoke cigarettes and drink cappuccinos. There's a little
element of that but mostly drive around too fast. KAWASE and I
don't know anybody who's who anybody who's gone to France
enough. Americans driving around Europe to fast is not the
problem. I can assure you
this this was a news report about how the French are upset
that we're they're driving too fast. Yeah. But this is
retaliation for us ranking on their women having armpit hair.
So so the so we're driving around too fast. So this one guy
mo Boxman got arrested and he protested the 100 Frank fine,
which is $6 and some 95 cents in the at the time, which was a lot
1933 He went before the magistrate and made this
proposition which then became big news apparently all over the
place. And it was just the screws strangest story you can
play the clip of this is the began with a long intro and this
is how it finished up.
Books bomb you say you will not pay your fine of 100 francs
because France will not pay her war on debt to America. That's
right, but you offered to pay your fine of 100 francs to the
United States Treasury to be applied against answers, paying
more debt to your country. That's right. This is most
unusual, but I think it is reasonable. In fact,
I accept your conversation
in Washington at the US Treasury, it is revealed that in
the foreign account ledger, the last credit entry to France was
made November 2 1933, when a Frenchman died in Massachusetts
and willed $1,000 to be credited to his country's unpaid war that
mo bucks bomb $6.60 will keep France's huge account active.
How much is gizmo nation stinky cheese? Oh, us?
They barely oldest like $14 million.
They never pay that off this for World War One don't care. Did
they? Say no, they never paid it. Oh, hey, frogs pay that off.
And then meanwhile,
we're also concerned about this debt. It was such a big deal
that mo box bomb or whatever his name is, you know, made the $6
contribution via the US Treasury Department. Now we're like, you
know, 200 to 200 trillion in debt. Nobody gives a crap. It's,
it's just a weird. I thought it was a weird story. Very
astute observation there, John. But besides that, if it's 12
million, I don't care what it is. I want them frogs to pay up.
No wonder they don't donate to the show. They're all too
worried we're gonna have to find them out. Oh, that's not doing
it. That's a new agenda show because they will maybe find out
that we owe them so much money.
Yeah. So anyway, so the show had a number of highlights. And one
of there's two of them that I have here. One was a permanent
play the one from the 1951 of, I think for the beginning of 1950.
This was probably recorded in 49. And this is David Sarnoff
was just blathering on about the future.
Let me guess we'll all be in levitation devices by 2000. No,
no,
that's the joke of it. It was like a jaw dropper because he
nails the nails, the wireless internet, cell phones and and
the iPad really in 1949. If you if you deconstruct what he says,
just listen to it and you go Holy shit, this guy was really
amazing. And the
next half century, people will see as well as here around the
world. pocket size radio instruments will enable
individuals to communicate with anyone, anywhere newspapers,
magazines, mail and messages will be sent through the air at
lightning speed. And reproduced in the home.
I love the little Stinger at the end. Yeah, that's good.
I was impressed. I
got 49 That's quite good. Hey, even the fact that he's saying
messages is even. Yeah. And
he said reproduced to you. You know, he boos those you know is
what basically he described a cell phone and an iPad.
Not bad. You got one more and then we can move on to
the last. Yeah, the last one. It was done in the 30s. And there's
this guy looked him up. His name is Professor Hooton. He was at
Harvard. And he had this dim view of everything. And the guy
was just just just a typical stuffy Harvard professor
predicting gloom and doom. You know, I mean, this is pre global
warming, but it's a typical gloom and doom based on
something else it's even more funny. So I did a little
research on the guy just as a as a prelude to listening to the
clip. He wrote a bunch of books on this subject that he
complains about one for example, one book is called Man, I think
is or apes, man and morons, you know, something like that, but
you can play this WC what I'm talking about.
Among them is Professor Ernest Albert Putin, the power of
eminent anthropologist who studies of the human race from
the Stone Age to the president, have left him totally
unimpressed by recent technological advances, and none
too hopeful of the prospects for happiness of the tottering biped
known as man took millions of years for man to evolve from a
super aid into a thinking animal. But during the past
30,000 years of increasing gadgetry, man has back slid
mentally and physically, technology perfects machines
that even feeble minds can operate. The unintelligent user
of gadgets still retains the mentality of primitive man. He
results from moral support the mumbo jumbo, just as did his
savage ancestors. machines get better and better. The illogical
beliefs persist mechanised and moronic man moves toward
extinction.
Any questions? moronic man, I like that
moronic man and he relies on mumbo jumbo jumbo jumbo
primitive man Yeah. primitive man. Hey Betty. Where's my mumbo
jumbo?
I'm just gonna say that I am the moronic, moronic man known as
Adam curry. That's my new moniker, ironic, moronic man.
Kareem looking for mumbo jumbo
the moronic man everybody. Here I am the million dollar moronic
man.
So anyway, that's what they used to teach at Harvard and probably
still do. Anyway, so there's a good series if anyone wants to
catch it, there's some good there's a good one on teenage
girl
you have to watch any more now that you've played all of it on
the show,
that we actually this is just tip of the iceberg.
So let's move on to other pressing issues such as Who will
be the leader of the free world in 2012. As John Huntsman, US
Ambassador to China hinted this week he's considering a run at
the presidency.
What does doesn't he run a food company hunts food?
Yes, he is. Son of a billionaire hunts. Empire. Huntsman. That's
right. Well, of course. Da. But the thing that he's a
billionaire is not the interesting fact. What's
interesting is he's a Mormon. And a Mormon.
Yeah. Well, so is a Romney. Of course. Right?
Well, Romney is also being pushed as a as a potential and I
and I came across this article, which comes from extremely
sketchy source, but I liked it. And it's, it's about something
called the White Horse prophecy. Have you ever heard of the White
Horse prophecy?
I'm sure I will. Now. Okay. The
white horse prophecy refers to a prediction made by Joseph Smith
Jr. In the late 1800s, or mid 1800s, who was founder of The
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, which is the age of
Mormon, the Mormon church. And it was reported to have said at
the time would come when the US Constitution would be hanging by
a thread. This was the keyword hanging by a thread and a church
elder from Zion, that's the Mormon Church will ride in on a
metaphorical white horse and save it. And if you look at the
Encyclopaedia of Mormonism, and actually has a number of things
about this white horse prophecy, and here's the kind of the
crackpot thing, but I did like we like it when people notice
stuff in the media as being code. So apparently, Glenn Beck,
not a Mormon as far as I know, Bob. Oh, no, no, no,
no. Is he a Mormon is a Mormon.
He's a Mormon. Yes. You know, I thought the only guy who was a
Mormon was the other dude on Fox. Because he had the other
Fox guy. He's a Mormon. No,
he's not Glenn Beck's the Mormon No,
no, the the other guy with a football.
Yeah, he's a Catholic.
I thought he was a Mormon.
He's an Irishman.
Well, doesn't matter because it's about the it's Glenn Beck
who sent the message.
Of course it is. He's a Mormon. They're all working together.
It's a cabal I tell you so he's he goes on and I wish I had the
clip from this we should we really should I should get that
he goes on
by the way it's slightly pathetic that I know these Yeah.
Yeah, I shouldn't nobody should know it any of this. But go
ahead.
So he goes on. What's his buddies show their back? Yeah,
bet goes on. Please, on O'Reilly shows on O'Reilly that he said
this. I don't know. We'll have to look and see if we can find
this. He says here's a quote from him. We are at the place
where the Constitution hangs in the balance. I feel the
Constitution is hanging in the balance right now hanging by a
thread unless the unless the good Americans wake up. The
constitution is
hanging always assuring as it is Mormonism wasn't going to creep
into his broadcasting
so it looks like it's there. And and this has this has the to do
drew attention on Mormons Attention all Mormons the
Constitution is hanging by a thread time to run for the
presidency. And then we get to Mr. Hunt and he's so all the
Mormons and are coming out and they're gonna go save us which
I'm all for it. What is what is the deal with Mormonism? What
are the what is their kind of their their thing?
Well, the Mormons and I know quite a few of them. They tend
to be there a clannish? Let's start with that. I think they're
there and they they so and they're very family oriented,
very church oriented and they kind of are is very close to
being almost I wouldn't call them communist but the way they
are with each other is very it's a very tight knit socialist
type. You know, they help each other out. They're not dependent
on the government they very charitable amongst themselves.
And they're most of the people I know that are Mormons are really
nice people. I mean, I've never run into a mean, mean more. To
me, I mean, Mormon, mean, Mormon, they're all pretty
straightforward and they do have A couple of crackpot beliefs
that would be, at least to you and me and a lot of people they
don't, for example, caffeine is like considered an evil thing.
So they wouldn't have they, generally speaking, they won't
drink Coca Cola, but they, but there'll be suckered into
drinking as part of me. Aspartame, aspartame, sorry. And
I guess they don't use birth control.
They don't. I don't know. I think not. They probably don't
they don't they don't drink. They don't drink, which is a you
know, another negative thing since the Bible is soaking in
the Bible. But apparently Baptists and Mormons don't drink
because of something they interpret. And then caffeine,
drugs, things like that there. They have a lot of kids. And
because they don't they don't practice birth control generally
speak
right? Yeah. Huntsman has seven kids Catholic similar
and, or they should be technically but they're not.
And, you know, it's just a but and they're clannish. They're
very clannish. That's the key, and they're fairly shut down
kind of an operation.
I think I need to do a little more investigation into what
they're up to.
Well, I don't think they're up to anything.
Yeah, they're up to taking over the country. Hello. Hello.
What are they gonna do with it? Really,
hey, take this country the blacks
can't take it over the more mature won't be able to now
there's a statement for you. Nobody can because it's not run
by the people that appear to be running it.
Right. sad state of affairs.
So anyway, okay. Well, we'll see what happens but this guy
doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell. Nobody's ever heard of
him. Doesn't understand marketing, I guess. And Romney
has a shot at it. But Romney such as stiff that then now
there's a new movement, which you if you haven't noticed that
of Democrats that are trying to pull what Rush Limbaugh
supposedly did with Hillary Clinton, trying to keep her in
the race long enough to screw things up. When they ran for
president. They're trying to the Democrats are creating these
organisations to get Sarah Palin to get on the ticket, because
they know that Obama can beat the crap out of her if they ever
have an election off against one another.
We apparently have a look at the chat rooms exploding. This is
interesting. We've got some Mormons in the chat room, I
think. Cool. Well, I'd love to understand.
Maybe you should go to one of their meetings.
That meeting to get
Adam to become a Mormon.
I'm already communist. I
mean, can you Mormons are really big on Mormons are the ones that
largely responsible for all the genealogy stuff that goes on at
all these websites that have these deep genealogy databases
that you can run into people look stuff up, you can find
this right because don't they have a records going back to the
forever forever? And the
reason is because Mormons believe that if they can
identify their any of their their relatives in the past,
they can, they can post facto, baptise them to get them into
heaven.
This is very interesting. You know, my dad said in the new
year, he wants to be baptised.
Okay, but that's never been baptised in any religion
whatsoever.
I guess not. And I think he's, he's, he's waking up. He's like,
Oh, okay. I need to be saved.
Maybe he does. Yeah. I don't know what to tell him.
Well, this is this is very interesting. I think I'd have
to you became like, for example, he doesn't need to be baptised.
If you became a Mormon. You can have them baptised. You know, 25
years from now. Well, I'm
a moron. I'm a moron, not a Mormon moron. And I've been
baptised in the moronic faith.
So I don't know what he should do. Maybe go just go to go to a
Catholic Church and give them a couple 100 bucks and get
baptised easy enough.
Now, wait a minute. Is there a difference between the Catholic
Church and the Mormon Church, there's got to be it's got to be
holding.
There is there's all there's a there's every one of these
churches, they all fight with each other. It's like a battle
of the churches. They all have differing views of the various
interpretations of the Bible have differing views on on what
you can do what you can't do. I mean, when you have somebody
like Huckabee, who I think is the most dangerous guy around,
who's a Baptist minister, which is I consider to be an onerous
branch of the Protestant faith because they don't believe in
drinking or smoking or dancing. They're the ones who used to
break up rock and roll record. Yeah.
Yeah, that's all Baptists. Yeah, the movie Footloose was inspired
by himself, but believes that the world was created 6000 years
ago.
When it wasn't a Mormon and a Baptist.
Brother. You gotta get a book on comparative religion and read it
and then you
Well, well, what do I spend my time with you? Twice a week?
I'm not a comparative religious professor. I
can just tell you the way you go like, Oh, bro They're like, you
know, and then you
know that is a massive difference. You put two of them
in a room together they start fighting.
Really, that's that's the religion they put to Yeah,
give them religions if you see a Baptist, you punch him in the
book, read them have the same thing about Mormons. It's in the
book.
Well, that's fascinating. I we know what I'm going to I'm going
to spend some time and read up on that and I'm very interested
now in this Mormonism,
but then get if you want to get into you also have to understand
Methodism, which is very interesting because the
Methodists in the Baptists are the ones that are always
fighting with each other in the Deep South. For example, in a
Georgia the Baptists are the ones trying to shut down all the
the titty bars, the strip joints, the giant clubs, all the
naked women are jumping up and down in the Methodist want these
places.
So wait a minute, so maybe I want to be Methodist, then that
sounds good. Methodist would
be more along the lines of Yeah, you'd be more of a Methodist
type. Although what you really are in your father both are
Episcopalians to be honest about now What
the hell is that? Man? What's an Episcopalian? What
is the modern version of the Anglican Church? The first one
to split off from the Catholics and what's a Protestant? A
Protestant is a generalised term referring to all these different
sects. Oh, Protestant is a Lutheran a Protestant is a
Baptist a Protestant Southern Baptists. Okay,
okay, and what and what religion? Do you get to fiddle
around with choirboys? Just just is that the only like, Oh,
they're all good. Yay. Okay, just checking. My goodness this
is bad.
And there's also then there's the orthodox religions which are
slightly different to you know, Orthodox, Russian Orthodox Greek
Orthodox solo is that that's
that now you've only talked about the the downside, are
there any religions that have like some crazy upside? For
instance, for instance, I know that the Amish and I would
consider becoming Amish by the way, which is not necessarily
not necessarily religion, I don't think
you look kind of Amish but I first
of all, I could become an Amish. Because I like the whole idea of
you know, the horse and buggy you know, just working on the
land. But they also have this this crazy thing, which is what
do they call it like walkabout or whatever? Is when you're 16
you get to go nuts. And then if you want to come back and be a
an Amish, then you know,
yeah, what does that mention something to you? Yeah, you're
way past the 16th Breaking Point there so no, but I could still
be I could you can go you know, hey, here's an idea. Give up on
all this and just go nuts with it with a cardboard somebody you
don't need some religious figure to say okay, you can go nuts now
with a cardboard sign on Hollywood on Hollywood and Vine.
The end is
not let's get back to the Huntsville
a guy with a New World Order is coming to take over that I'm
going to be that guy. That's my new religion. You
could just be a good yeah. And he will read a book.
What is that? That's like the worst thing you can say to read
this
book. Like Well, I said that way said read a book. You but
it's kind of like condescending just because
you can always because it's a whole course of study. You could
go to college and spent four years studying comparative
religion and you'd still wouldn't know
it. All. I'm just identifying that you went Oh, brother. Like
I'm some moron. Well,
you saved yourself. You're a moron. You've joined the Church
of the morons or whatever it is that you've just made up moronic
faith, moronic
faith. Well, both of you and I are ordained ministers of the
Universal Life Church,
Universal Life Church, which, okay, I'm actually a Doctor of
Divinity. But you paid more you paid 150 bucks to become
actually you know, delighted. Well, now that we're on this
topic, I actually met personally met Kirby Hensley, who was the
guy who started that church. Yeah, it's a great idea. Oh, is
a great city. And so we went out to meet he was in Modesto in
some shack in a farm. So me and a friend we went out to Modesto
and we we went knocked on his door and did kick brought Vitus.
And we had a long chat. He's very nice guy. He's illiterate.
He memorised the Bible. Wow. By having it read to him. And he
was under the he believed that the entire organised religion
was a giant scam. And it was a tax scam if above all, and he
felt that by starting this church of his This Universal
Life Church, that anyone who wanted to get in on the action
should be able to without having to be religious at all. And so
he started this thing and started selling Minister
certificates or whatever it is ordained ministry, certificates
and doctors of divinity. He also asked me if I wanted a PhD in
something like a PhD I said, this is why we want to turn to
down. This is a progenitor of our knights and
yeah, totally I worship guys who do stuff like this fantastic.
Why I always thought that why don't we? Why do why does the
Queen get to give people knighthoods? Why can't anybody
do it?
Well, we're all we're doing it we're these are official titles,
official records, and we're gonna do our Baronies coming up
this year.
Right, today's to 2011 is the year of the Barony. So anyway,
he was a really nice guy. And it was funny because his ears stuck
straight out is almost like Obama's. And he was just, he was
a sweet guy and is really nice. I was very one of the great men
of the world.
dies he still is he gone? Oh, he's been dead for years. Oh,
okay. Well, who took over who's who's running the show now?
Because it's still around.
You can Yeah, you can look it up there day to day just family, I
think took it over and they're still sold all the you can still
get, you know, your certificates or 10 bucks or something like
that. Meanwhile, the Crystal Cathedral is in trouble. Right.
They're there. I think they're in bankruptcy.
I'll tell you that place if you've been in looked at that
thing.
I've watched the out of the Hour of Power. But I've never been
around the corner. I know. I should go. I should go. I should
go in there. It's
amazing, right? Yeah. It's huge.
It's a beauty. It's a giant glass church. I mean, I guess
it's like an
architectural marvel. I
believe it's dynamite. If anybody's in the air, it's in
Glendale, I think or someplace like that. And something like
that. Yeah, Orange counties in Southern California somewhere.
But anyway, if you happen to be driving down the freeway and you
see you know, what the name of its Crystal Cathedral is? Has
signage. Get off the freeway and go in and just walk into the
place. It is a stunner. Yeah, I'm definitely
gonna do that. I've watched that our power. I liked the old guy.
I never liked his son that much. Yeah, the chiller. The old guy
was great. He was cool. Yeah, I have watched a lot of
your jump into some church any minute. No,
I'm due to start a church. The moronic faith. What am I talking
about? This is our faith right here. This show shows our faith.
So we can move on I suppose. And let's want to Well, let's do our
thank yous. We only have a few. Okay. Which is good because then
I can now say, well, we don't have to keep doing the show.
Especially in a week like Thursday. Nobody was listening
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Wait a minute, is this a commercial thing from DBS? Oh,
okay. That's what PBS does, right. NPR.
By the way, we think Bank of America sock Yeah. Bank of
America. Because Bank of America is not really giving us any
money. We have no qualms about saying Bank of America sucks.
Can you do that on PBS?
Yeah, but there is a this person because I've read the email does
I believe work at Bank of America.
But doesn't mean it doesn't suck? No, no, they still good
guy?
No, they absolutely suck. Although I will say Bank of
America, their ATMs even though they charge you up the wazoo.
And of course we get
that back from our bank. Yes, bank that we go to gives us that
money back. They will let you take
$500 out of the machine. And most most ATMs only do 200. How
can you live on that? Actually, I think I think Chase Chase may
also do that. Chase. I think
I think the our bank gives you let you take for
her. Yeah, if you take it but our bank only has ATMs in San
Francisco.
Right? Hello? Nobody I know. But you can take you Oh, great.
I'm in southern Southern California. Yay. Okay, Greg
Brunson. Should we plug our bank so people can maybe get a clue
and use it
well As we mentioned, will our bank be investigated? My hope
not? Well, if we start mentioning it, where where we
keep our where we keep the spoils of our profits, John,
what's left?
I think we can mention there's nothing to take. Go ahead.
Yeah, the mechanics Bank, which is in San Francisco, mostly in
the East Bay in Northern California, it's has an
independent bank that they claim, I always grill him on
this out, we're not going to sell to anybody, we don't feel
like it. We're never going to sell. It's one of the few
there's a bunch of these banks around the country. There's
small independent banks, and they have they know you by name
when you go in there, and it's not a real crowd, and they have
great services. And when you go in, or when you use an ATM
machine anywhere in the world, and I use my card and Europe,
they give you them they refunded the fee. Wherever the February
they refunded they if it's three bucks, they're refunded,
you know, the when because we opened our account at the
headquarters in Albany, Albany, California. And so the woman
there, her name disobeys me for a moment. She's She's wonderful.
And she called me up the other day, and they call all the time.
Hey, Adam, how you doing? What? Yeah, it's from the bank. Oh,
hi. Yeah, I know, you got like a 5050 Euro transfer from Europe.
It's like some app sale in France or something from the App
Show? Yeah, I have a year's worth of apps. I get 50 bucks.
But they put you know, they misspelt the name. And so it's
going to be rejected. So you should call them up now. Any
other bank would just like reject the transfer? And charge
you 2020 bucks. Exactly. And then not tell you about it?
You'd find out about it much later.
Yeah, by the way, they do this all the time. I just mentioned
one.
Remember that I got kicked out of the Google Adsense programme.
Oh, I didn't know that. I told you this. I was using it on the
big App Show. And people were tapping on the ads because they
wanted to support the show. And I was I was all of a sudden I
was doing like 900 bucks a month in ads, which is good. That's a
lot for Google. Huge, right? And then so so the first month, I
got like $900 in the second month, one day before the end of
the month, they kicked me out of the programme. They say well,
you've had, you know, it's obvious that this is a scam.
Now, I think it's questionable whether it was a scam. You know,
people were actually tapping on that to support the show. But I
guess you know, people voluntarily going to the ads is
not the way it's supposed to work in Google's mind. So
whatever, that they kicked me out, you can dispute it with a
form which I did. So they say well, since this is clearly
scammed, we're going to send not going to give you your check,
we're going to send your money back to all of the advertisers.
But I had already put that check in the other check. Like a week
before that they had sent me for the first month they refused
payment of the first month. Oh yeah, they're assholes. complete
assholes and they're stupid. They're rich. But anyway to be
rich what's gonna be worse Yeah. So anyway, needless to say I've
I've given up on
things gotta go that AdSense things a scam from the get go?
Yeah, I mean, that's that's just a ridiculous situation. It's
just
crazy people actually tapping on the ads and because they were
like ads for other apps, duh. And of course I asked them to
tap on the ads look at what our sponsors
the show not supposed to do that you but apparently you're not
gonna tap on the Yeah, exactly.
Does that work? Now? It's the way the advertising business is
so stupid, that they they believe that online is to
creative it's a creative that's going to get people to top on
the bottom of the colour of the odd which of course is true if
you have a bunch of Hooters they're like tits people or
words or one of the best selling ones or teeth whitener and
cottage cheese but those the best selling ads I had to go to
all these conferences the cottage cheese ask you ever seen
that one for like cellulitis Gus Yeah, that's one of the biggest
the people click on that ad more than anything. So now I
understand they say you're not allowed to post on the page
support the show click on the ad, but I'm not I'm saying it in
the show. I'm saying hey, you know, go to check out the ads
they didn't get is usually good stuff that got like other apps
you might want to look at No, that was illegal. Anyway, I've
given up on who cares value for value.
That's why we have to stick with the donation model even though
much killed us this week. We lost out. Greg Brunson, by the
way in Kenosha, Wisconsin gave us 50 bucks, Christopher lot in
South Dartmouth, Massachusetts and other 50 and Armin Boyer in
Vienna. Who's also says Thanks for the good work another $50
from him. Thank you just need some karma.
Yeah, a little bit of Viennese karma for everybody. It's
crystal, we've got karma. You see that Viennese glass karma.
And we want to thank all the donors of his lesser amounts of
money and there were quite a few and that was and but we'd like
had to get some more $33 subscriptions or $30, Lucky
subscriptions or anything like that. Then this come in.
I'm looking at the spreadsheet, but I don't see any of the 33
monthly. So I see the $5 monthlies.
There's a bunch of 30 threes, but no 33 subscriptions. I don't
know why they came in. They I don't know when they show up on
this thing. And I'm
like, we have three lucky $30 monthlies. Yeah, it's too low.
Please also check your your pay pal to make sure if you are
subscribed, make sure that you still are subscribed, and no one
has looked into this properly. No one has done the
investigation. No one ever cares to go complain about it really.
But PayPal unsubscribes people all the time, at least from our
show, and no one can tell me why.
Yeah, there's a lot of mysterious unsubscribes that
take place.
So please check that. But you're absolutely right, John,
regardless of I mean, this is not enough for us to live on
this week.
Well, I'll tell you is definitely never going to do a
third show.
I've given up on that idea. Although I have accelerated work
on the stream. We had a fan, you know that Dave Weiner actually
is interested now what we're doing with no agenda stream.com.
And Randy admits it publicly.
What'd he say? Well, he
tweeted, he said, Hey, are you using Dropbox with his no
agenda? stream.com. That's a really cool idea. He tried that.
Now. That's good. That's good. Because that gets people
interested in the stream. Now. I've got people putting together
play lists and doing shows and land. And when I'm writing up a
whole blog post about it, I'm sure you will ignore it as
usual. No, no, I
pay very close attention to your blog posts. Okay. Well, then
make
sure you tweet a link to it when it's Oh, absolutely. Oh, thank
you, John.
I'll do it now. Yeah, go ahead. Just
in anticipation coming in. 2012. Coming soon. All right. So
there's something very weird going on and blow
it. Let's make sure that people get to the code.org/and a
challenge of org.com/na to donate for the next show. So we
can catch up. You guys blew the easy opportunity to pick up an
executive executive sponsorship. Yep. It was a no brainer. But
nobody did. Which is the first time ever by the way that we
have not had an executive. Yeah, except for the two of us. Yeah,
no, this is the first time we never got an executive producer.
Nobody stepped up to the plate because nobody paid listen to
the Thursday show as far as I can tell. Because it was a week
off. And everybody tip if people really do take off, they'd stop.
That's what the TV people discovered years ago. Why show
anything new to the public when they're not even going to be
there to watch the television? I don't know. Where does everyone
go?
Well, maybe we don't have to fight it. Maybe we just have to
get into it and do reruns like every other schmuck.
That's what we're gonna do. This is gonna be the year of the
rerun, and I'm working on the I'm up to an hour 45 minutes
you'll have
the retrospective done as a selling somewheres just
miscellaneous somewhere around July 4.
I hope all right, anyway. divorce.org/na Give us some hand
a hand this time we're Wait, wait, we started off there
starting off.
Not a good start for the new year. That's for sure. So BB
Arkansas has some weird crap going on. And it came out? Isn't
it birds is the birds thing? Yeah. Let's listen to the report
because the report has some interesting info in it. Which is
not everywhere I wish is not written everywhere, particularly
when you get some human resources who are interviewed
just
before folks and BB rang in the new year, many witnesses and
uncanny resemblance to the Hitchcock movie. The birds, too.
First of all, beautiful, beautiful setup Hitchcock movie
the birds, because those birds were not poisoned by persistent
jet contrails they were just possessed. Right What was the
thesis of the birds?
The thesis was that the birds have decided as a group to turn
on the humans and kill them.
Right so this has nothing to do with the birds because the birds
are dying. The birds are falling out of the sky. Yeah, so it's
it's a stupid analogy.
1000 black birds fell from the sky off Winwood drive, covering
about a mile leaving quite the mess to clean up th V's.
Catherine dancy has the details on our top story from the
information sent our Catherina
Ashley folks I spoke with initially thought the birds were
poisoned because they're what they call a nuisance around this
time every year.
It's what they call a nuisance.
What they call what they call a nuisance what they call it, what
is it? They're they're a nuisance, as they said to what I
call it.
We call you a nuisance lady
they are surprised to hear it's more of a mystery. millions
millions every night. He looked over the sky it's just black. So
like star ladies, that doesn't sound like black birds,
starlings, what
do you call them? starlings? Those
are the ones that you see the you know with hundreds of 1000s
of them flying around like crazy. Oh no. Please
make make no mistake that any of the people interviewed or the
people in the news business could actually identify the bird
that did it say What colour is that bird black blackbirds,
right Gotcha. If so it could be any kind of bird. We're not
getting real information here. But there is some there's some
interesting nuggets
last night at about 1030. I come out here and seen a bird drop in
a matter of hours on New Year's Eve. 1000s of birds fell from
the sky to their death. And
I just immediately called mom because I had to go to work and
I said, You've got to get the kids and get the dog because I
don't know what's going on. But I don't want to mess in with any
of them. It was horrible. You could not even get down the
road. Without running over hundreds It was that bad.
The mystery is unravelling like scenes from a movie.
Plug we can wow this this reporting is unbelievable. We
start off tarab with the birds. It's a mysteries people. It's
unravelling like a movie. Oh, it gets better.
Dozens of US Environmental Service crews spent the day
picking up the birds walking between homes and climbing on
people's roofs with protective hazmat suits.
Yeah, baby. It gets better. We've got the Feds out there and
hazmat suits. Oh yeah. Now the plot thickens bleeding masks.
Nobody knows.
I asked these guys who was out here picking them up and they
don't seem to know anything. Nobody knows anything. This kind
of freaked everybody out. Officials with the Arkansas Game
and Fish Commission flew over the area and determined it's a
one mile stretch. There are a variety of dead black birds
mostly red winged, and red winged blackbirds.
Redwing Blackbird is a bird yes it used to be actually are in
the Bay Area that used to be a dominant bird around here I
haven't seen one in California Well they're all dead apparently
hold I didn't know that they were down there but blackbirds
are very pretty bird The only
thing I miss in this story which I don't think is actually
mentioned huge opportunity missed by these morons in the
news and BB Arkansas a huge opportunity this would thank you
darling this would be perfect to say oh you know we've got the
birds are dying off because of biodiversity.
But they missed an opportunity Miss
Deaf completely mid let's finish up this report. It's interesting
duck
was also found no one has been evacuated because Adi did
she say a duck was also found?
I don't know. Go back. Listen to that.
Red winged and that duck was also found
a dog a dog? Sounds like dogs. She says some guy named dog is
also found maybe
it could be it could be a duck dog or dog dog. Does your dog
bite? It's not my dog.
Dead black birds, mostly red winged. And that duck was also
found. She told it about a duck or a dog or a dog. We also found
mysterious dead dogs around if your name is Doug You better
watch because you couldn't die. Some
of these reporters are so brain dead that it's possible that she
thinks that she thinks to this day she may have called ducks
ducks, which is a little girl and she keeps calling him guns
and nobody's regular ever
and she got on television that way. Did she just say dog?
She said I think
she's no I'm gonna listen one more time. She says dog
variety of dead black birds. Mostly red winged, and a duck
was also found
at the end now. But still a dead duck while there's 1000s of
birds and a dead
duck is probably killed by the falling bird like a bird.
A bird fell on his head that's what happened
no one has been evacuated because ad EQs air quality tests
came back clean for toxins your
Yeah, they tested that in three seconds. Came back clean for
talk. I think this is persistent jet contrails
that's a good theory.
Yeah, I mean these these birds flying through it like
one report I read they blamed on fireworks.
Oh, wow. Oh, that's Well, you
gotta listen. You got to report I swear to God, I bring it up
and read it. But I can damn near quoted. It was it says that the
persistent fireworks may have killed the birds. They may have
like freaked the birds out and they all died of a heart attack.
Well swear to God if they're saying that then you know that
it's something evil then you know and who said this?
Who reported this the AP Oh, please, press No
please. Let me find this story. This is
you want me to find it?
I'll Google it. Let me see dead birds. Fireworks come on
Google's tear we go. Lightning hail fireworks may have killed
birds over town. Oh, lightning. Right. My god you You're so this
is gotta be something bad.
You doubted me? No, I don't don't make no, I
don't know. I don't doubt you. But it's just like, wow.
Yeah, it's crazy.
But I can't believe that. Well, the air quality came up great.
After three seconds of testing, how
long does it take the testing takes a little longer to test
for toxins in the Yeah, I
mean, did you? What did they test for? You know, it can't
be that like, you know, it killed the dog.
Well, the fireworks could have definitely killed the dog. We
just have to, we have to keep that going. Is your day dog.
Watch out for falling birds. Because if you do have a dog
that
you can't so what do we conclude from this fiasco?
And I'm wondering, do we need the same thing because what
makes that happen for them just to drop out of the sky like
that? This is?
This is not these people are not so stupid. These are people who
belong to my church of the moronic faith. They're saying,
Hey, we got guys walking around in masks with hazmat suits.
Maybe we shouldn't be wearing the same. Yeah, very good.
Logic is logic very smart, very smart.
skylark that this is the only bird I have seen a lot
with that. That public in the public is not stupid.
No. And even though they tried to put the stupid public on the
stupid bitch, they still some good stuff comes into this
report
app and for them just to drop out
of the skylark that this is the only bird I have seen alive. He
seems to be injured just walking in circles and not making any
good information. He's walking in circles and not making any
sense. Oh, hold on. This is great.
walking in circles and not making any sounds and flying.
Officials woken from their findings when they get the test
results.
And oh, wait a minute. She just said that everything was clean.
But now they don't have the test results.
This was I think they're testing the birds.
Yeah, what else are they testing? This is unbelievable.
Ministry of Truth cover up going on here
till they are given these possible scenarios. Lightning
stress, high altitude stress, stress.
Like the stress one stress, think birds just are under
stress. Anyway.
I got stress. Maybe he maybe he met up with Doug. And he got
stressed out. Oh my god, Lightning Lightning please.
scenarios. Lightning stress high altitude hell are startled by
fireworks
startled I'm startled by fireworks. Oh, I think I got a
heart attack.
But neighbours just one answers somewhere out of a movie.
Exactly. Hazmat people walking around. Not telling us anything
I'd like to know. Kind of spooky. You never know what's
gonna happen. The bird should be cleaned up by tomorrow Game and
Fish Commission's Karen Rose says poisoning does not appear
to be the case. In strange events similar to this have
occurred across the globe a number of times. Oh, really?
I'll have to
historically the sad stuff happens all the time. I mean,
yeah, weird things that happen like a hurricane picks a bunch
of frogs and then drops them in some town like, you know, right.
Also, right. Or a cow. A cow lands in your backyard. You
know, you wonder what the heck happened? A unharmed was?
No, really as that happened.
It is stuff like that happens. Yeah, always a fluke,
really. And that's pretty cool. Well, you
get free milk. Well,
I'm gonna work on this.
I'm okay. I think this is a good good that high priority.
It is for me because it does play into the persistent jet.
contrails. And my feeling is that the that is you know, if,
if a flock of birds goes through, and by the way, these
persistent jet contrails I have noticed getting up early tip on
my iPhone doesn't work that they're there. But when I wake
up so this is often happening at night, when persistent jet
contrails magically appear and stay there for hours. And you
know, you got some birds flying at that altitude because of
course, they're not where persistent jet contrails
normally would take place at 28,000 feet. As birds fly
significantly lower altitudes. They probably fought. Yeah, they
fly through that. And I'm stressed. I'm going to follow
the Doug. Doug. So
I'm all over it. And we'll keep we'll keep an eye on the story
and
but just logic you've worked for the government and just thinking
logically, if a whole bunch of there's like dead birds on the
ground, you call the ASPCA or whatever people don't call like
the hazmat unit.
Well nowadays because of the bird flu fears and all the rest
of it, you probably would call a hazmat unit No, I think we every
time they find a dead bird they're fearful as bird flu and
it's gonna transfer you
know, hey, wait a minute. This wow this could be a one two
punch. Think about it bird flu. Bird flu. They've been trying to
get the bird flu into us. And this could be the oh, well, the
bird flu is here. The look, the birds are dying. You know
what surprise it didn't come up in the conversation right off
the bat, it seems to me that the story the way I look at this,
this whole thing, the way you know, you're seeing it as some
sort of, you know, contrail story. I think it's a I think
it's an aborted bird flu story that they were going to drop on
the market, you know, to encourage people to get flu
shots because people associate they don't, you know, one flu
shots as good as the other. Right, right. Right. Wow. And
they were gonna blow it out as a bird flu scare. But there's so
many they ended up killing so damn many birds. It was like a
disaster. And it was like, Oh, God, no, let's don't do it this
way. Because this isn't, you know, this is a, you know, it's
gonna frighten the public and they're gonna have riots. And so
they squashed it. And the giveaway to that theory of mine,
is the fact that it was not even mentioned as a sidebar in the
story. And of
course, it happens in Arkansas, where the where Bill has
infrastructure.
Yeah, I mean, so there's if there's the fact that they
didn't even bring it up in any of the stories I read. When they
when a dead duck drops over here in Concord, they realise Oh, it
might be day they're checking it for bird flu. Oh, they're so
scared. dead bird was birthed now we have 1000 dead birds or
100,000. Who knows? And no mention at the bird flu prop
possibility. And well, you know, I was like a kill off and they
will get the aborted abort, abort, abort, abort, abort
workflow. Try something else. Yeah. Okay, they died of a heart
attack. They were startled. Good enough, good enough. Roll with
it. Roll with it, print
it, print it. Roll with it. Good enough. Emergency meeting? I can
just see it. But what do we do about the dog? Hey, boss, we do
about the dog. Just having reported. Speaking of that, a
number of people emailed me this and it was just too funny. Now,
of course, we all know that Haiti is completely been taken
over by the elitist whether you believe in the earthquake
machine being turned on or not quite amazing that the country
that has not had an earthquake for 90 years gets a devastating
one at an at an an undisclosed unknown fault line everything's
like crazy new. We raise billions of dollars we do all
the kumbaya Hands Across America, save Haiti, we text our
money. Every everyone's still intense. They're dying of
cholera. And and you know that the the elites love to rub it in
our faces like to see nowhere behind this. And then the news
comes out cholera death toll in Haiti rises to 3333
Oh, you're kidding me? Oh,
this is everywhere. I mean, Could you Could you be any more
blatant about it?
You know, we have been tracking, you know, we should have
actually put a notebook together. Because for the last
year and a half, you mainly have been tracking the use of the
number three in these reports. 3000 dead 333 This 300 That
3333. And you're that's unbelievable. That is ludicrous.
CNN AP everyone the death toll in Hades cholera outbreak has
risen to 3333. Mean? Isn't that worth of news report by itself?
Yeah, what a coincidence. It'd be so many threes involved in
this number. That's unbelievable. I think not.
Yeah. And it's reported and everyone sent me the same,
basically the same story with a link saying, Why do they have to
rub it in our faces? Everyone's been trained very well. Yeah.
Well, that's a good thing. But that's exactly what it is. Yeah,
that is a good thing. I feel great that that other people are
not just stupid sleeping slaves. And then we're all awake and
noticed I pick
up on these codes. 3333 my grades.
I know, I know. It's just and by
the way, 406 and it's not like it could change. I have an eight
in there.
And by the way, you know, you'll see this report come out again.
Tomorrow, it'll still have the same number like no one else
died
yet. Nobody, no one died. Oh, right. exact number died. Yeah.
Right. And that'll be the set. You're right. Yeah, until they
get to another code number. So
you can look for these codes in Sudan and Darfur coming up on
the 11th. The 11th is when you're gonna see all these coded
numbers come the thing. We started noticing it really, with
the number of casualties in Afghanistan was always Yeah,
3033. Yes, civilians killed? Always 33. And it's code. It's
total code. Total code.
What it's code for specifically, we don't quite know and of
course we still don't have the results of the scam election.
Because they I think we need a huge Just distraction, something
really, really big. And the minute that something really big
happens, then they're going to put Jude Sela Steen who is the
the outgoing president's protege. They like all these key
words to this alliteration of provincials, protege. So you
know, like Lady Gaga is going to die. Oh, no, oh, I'm sorry, I
got no no better than that we'll have a here's a distraction for
you. Here's, here's just a prediction. This is a total
prediction. And it'll be the distracted, not just the
distraction
it will be the distraction of the year, you can wait for it.
And I want every human resource within the sound of my voice to
be on the lookout, because the royal wedding is what is going
to cover up a whole bunch of stuff. And I think we'll see the
elections in Haiti coming out, when or just all kinds of stuff
is going to happen when this royal wedding takes place,
because that's the only thing you're going to see on
television is royal wedding.
Yeah. Well, you know, back in the day when I was on duty,
working with the Laporte and the rest of them, Soledad O'Brien on
the site, I was a guest. What is the site when MSNBC first began
in the 90s? Sometime? They were started by Microsoft, they
decided they wanted to put a tech show on because it was
Microsoft NBC joint venture. Right, right. So they had this
thing called the site and I became a guest commentator on
what they pay
you for that? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, not very much.
Now famous NBC. So anyway, I'm not Keith Olbermann. Anyway, so
you're much cuter. So they, so they did this, they did the
show, and then Diana got killed. Right. And they went to 24/7
coverage of Diana and the ratings took off the rating
skyrocketed. And they said screw all this bull crap, which shows
that my
information to vorak He's like a dog
was the part of the decision, I'm sure but the whole the whole
show was killed. Because what's the point you can't get these
kinds of numbers that you can get with the death of Diana and
so then the whole network went down the tubes and you know,
it's never really had good numbers ever even with Olbermann
and Rachel on there, and but they're looking forward to
something like this. And people flock to this cry
is that what is it? Well, actually, there's someone sent
me the chairs
who were Americans, why do we care about the British
aristocracy?
I've seen like a million reports about the coin the commemorative
coin, and everyone's like, Oh, Kate doesn't look anything like
it on the coin the coin is no good. Like what? Meanwhile we've
got like we're selling coins here made out of steel actual
silver found at ground zero. And no one says anything about that.
The crazy crazy the 10 year commemorative we did that
commercial. Remember, the 10 year commemorative coin is
disgusting. Does this Doug Scott gusting
so anyway? Yeah, no, I think you're right. A huge
distraction. I don't know why, what's wrong with the American
public that we should care at all about what's going on with
the British aristocracy? And if someone sent me
a bit torrent of a and I'll put that in, put the torrent in the
show notes of a documentary called Star suckers. Have you
ever seen this, John?
No, it was a star whackers star suckers.
And it's a it includes a lot of research that was published,
about the about the obsession with fame that we have
worldwide, not just the not just in the United States, but
worldwide, which has gone from like 12% in the 80s to two 80%
in the 90s and 2000s.
In other words, the preoccupation has jumped from
12% to 80%. Yes, really? Yeah. I thought it was pretty stable.
Did a pretty big jump. Well, of course, this has to do with the
proliferation of media in general, but just look at it.
Look at reality shows. And then it's good because it kind of
giving away the secret when you see this you go like Oh my God,
look at all these idiot parents who are pushing the children.
They set up the scams in like shopping malls. Okay, we're
doing a reality show about kids. And they and they make these
kids do stuff like hack a chicken's head off with a knife,
you know, but it's a rubber chicken, right? So but it's
like, okay, all right, little Tommy. And they give him a
rubber chicken and a knife and like, Okay, now now act like
you're hacking his head out in the Pentagon. Like, go ahead,
tell me hackers head off. Hackers head off. Because the
parents of course, I'm more obsessed with fame than
anything. It's it's a phenomenal documentary. It's really really
well done and It shows you just how crazy you've gotten. Because
when what's the name of it again, Star suckers? I don't
know, I don't know if it's available on like in YouTube
bits. And maybe if it is, someone will send me the link
up.
Definitely put it on our list of one of our producers who's
maintaining the recommended movie list.
But what's so cool about it is it actually shows you how it's
all it has all to do with the neurotransmitters. You know,
it's like being famous because, you know, fame, of course, is
the way out. And fame is the way out of the rat race. It's what
that's why everyone's so obsessed with it. So it's not
like, it's like, I don't want to be a great soccer player. I just
want to be David Beckham. You know, I just, I just want to be
famous like him, because then you get like, all the free shit.
You get all the money, and it's true. And we give you these
little opportunities. You know, we'd like American Idol,
America's Got Talent. You know, you think you can dance? You
Think You Can Dance Dance like Michael Jackson, you all of this
stuff. And we and we give you the 1000s 10s of 1000s of people
show up for these auditions because and they're right.
Because you actually you can become rich. It can happen. Look
at the Jersey Shore,
you can't get a job. You might as well you
might as well might as well. So, yeah, it's it's a great
documentary. Again, I'll put the BitTorrent and whoever sent me
that I can't remember offhand. I really appreciate it. It has
it's not seated a lot. So it'll be great if more people are
seeing it from the no agenda community. So download which
faster took me like half a day to get it in. Gotta love
BitTorrent. So do you ever use torrents
I used? Yeah. But problem is my taste, if you haven't noticed is
so screwy, that
those seeds it all of the stuff you're looking for is yours. You
are the seed
is like I always did you know, it's like, looked back like
weeks later. And there's like a piece of it has been downloaded.
And then, you know, so I gave up on it.
So while we're on the topic of media assassination, I thought
this was interesting. Tech memes. And this was sent to me
sent to us by Dennis Cruz, one of our longtime producers, tech
memes, top 50 tech stories of 2010 shows the influence of the
corporate blogs and more importantly, press releases. Six
of the top 10 stories in tech. And we're just saying Tech
because this is what you know, we know I'm sure our audience
knows a little bit about this. Six of the top 10 new store news
stories came directly from blogs, from the companies in
question. So as Steve Jobs thought on Flash, Andy Rubin's
Google blog posts about changes in the Nexus One availability.
So it just proves that there is no news there is no reporting.
It's all PR, it's all PR companies. None of it is actual
news and reporting. Do you think a PR, someone sent out a press
release about the 3333 in Haiti? And where did they get that
number from?
Now, I'd like to know, here's the problem that we have,
because we're just the two of us would reverse engineering,
everything that deconstructing, but we don't have any we don't
we're not getting inside information from actual spooks
or government sources or anything else. We're just taking
things apart and showing people how to do that themselves. A lot
of people do it obviously, as well as we do. And so we don't
so when it comes to like, why 333 When that become a code
number, why is it a code number and who's delivering it under
what circumstances? And what is it actually mean in the end?
When they is done? We don't get we can't get that part. I mean,
we can kind of guess once in a while, but this one's too
obscure. We have never figured it out.
Okay, so Fox News reports the number of deaths in Haiti from
the cholera epidemic afflicting the poverty stricken nation
since mid October has risen to 3333. According to the health
ministry, they have a health ministry in in Haiti.
I like the word ministry. I think there's an element there.
The code now came from the ministry
does more interesting numbers in this they're pretty specific.
Oh, according to a bulletin posted on the ministry's
website, homeless do this right now, John, this is this is very
annoying. Let's find this out. So Haiti, Ministry of Health, we
should be able to find it that right. Good. Yep. Okay.
All right. Let me work on it too.
Well, Haiti has a they must have some kind of come on chat room
helped me out here. I see US government officials and Haitian
Ministry of Health. I don't see a Haiti Ministry of Health
website. What is the Haiti In a minute, what is the Haiti top
level domain name? Is it a chai or something?
No, I don't think it's a chai. I know that they have one
Yeah, I thought they did actually.
Well let's take a look at just type in Haiti TLD and you should
get it
Haiti government website come on chat room Maria work on this
Whitney willya hT hT See I told you it would be he said Would it
be boy did they I'll tell you one thing they got no Google
juice those Haitians so Katie, maybe it's a
was a backward country finding a lot of
chat rooms suggest go screw yourself.gov would be all right.
Oh, here's Yeah, you know what? Disappointed in our human
resources they had that. US government officials Haitian
Ministry of Health discuss next phase of medical and public
health support in Haiti. Oh boy. Oh, here we go. I've got it.
Enlightenment did it like it's scrolling so fast? I can't even
grab it from the chat room. Oh god. Oh boy. Here we go. Crap.
Ma MSP P dot groove dot h TM SPP dot groove dot h t
as funny in October 29. It's supposedly the cholera epidemic
which was killing 305 Which still a three and it but not
that many. Suppose he was subsiding?
Really? Really? Okay, how do I change this to English? It's in
French.
Isn't I helping Google translation on
I should have an English version of it. That no that gouv was
international say there must be an English version plan to cite
Okay, here's your I get your go to guy when we look this guy up.
Gabriel thermo Tay on
I think just do gov dot h t. Now it's got to be gouv while this
is fascinating, yeah. No. Live ministry. Let me go live
ministry. Organic gum do Organa Graham do ministry. Okay, what's
health and French?
Nothing they don't have health care. They don't look
below the shoulders general directs isn't St Paul's. Did he
take corners? Ha ha ha Leduc now in your file. All right. work
needs to be done. Um, you know what, in
Wicked PD, it's got 3333 in there. Oh, of course.
It's Ministry of Truth. But where does it come from from a
blog
from this guy Gabriel Thermotech. A that's the key. If
we can figure out that guy's background we'll figure out the
whole thing.
Is he the one that's propagating the message? Yep.
He's the head of Hades Health Department. Gabriel the MO T
said 4147 People were treated to whose cholera chief clearly
shake not so the epidemic was not contained as an October
should not have achieved its peak. The Gabriel Thermotech
keeps coming
up. Okay, Gabriel wikid him. I'm looking at
the rolly wiki that you've got is the to 2010 Haiti cholera
outbreak wiki page, which apparently documents much of
this. But I haven't got the background on this character.
Miss your theme o Tae.
Th e m o t E?
This Gabriel JBRIELTH I am owed Tex sont gras.
Oh, I know how to do those actually. It's like
biodiversity. Hey, hey, he's got a Flickr page. Well, now,
he has pictures of dead people.
He's got a Flickr page. More than 200 people died in Haiti in
the wake of a cholera epic epidemic declared in the country
announced Saturday the Director General of the Ministry of
Health Gabriel Timo take Timoteo Oh, this is a Timoteo
I don't have any any spelling with the O on the end. It's T PS
T H I
M O with an ox assault. T E. Oh no. Well Well this is on his own
is on Flickr page
oh the nets that spelled that way anyplace else was meant to
dis to the to confuse us. Wow all throughout every document I
looked at it's got its spell without that spelling is spelled
th I M O without any accent. T E. Wow All right, well anyway,
like I said, this is the point we've made been making, which is
we can't get to the bottom of it.
There's Wow. 3003
Three dead 33,000 hospitalised
this. This Timo tape guy is interesting. He's a doctor, and
apparently he's been here we go. But far from taking aggressive
and proactive measures like stopping traffic Haitian Public
Health Authority authorities have been trying to minimise the
crisis claiming as the health ministry is djeco. General
Director Gabriele team with dated October 25 of the disease
progress has been stabilised. Here. They're talking about h
five and one, two, this guy may be a bird flu shill as well.
Huh?
What did they they're talking about h five and one.
Yeah, this is back I'm going back to October know where there
were 337 cholera deaths more threes more threes. Okay, work
cut out for us human resources. Let's work on this. This is
fascinating stuff.
Sam is up.
Yeah, fascinating. The 333 is definitely a signal. It's saying
look out interesting shit coming your way now.
It's obvious, definitely a signal. It's like a flare.
There's the flare. Okay, we got to get to work. So I got Yeah,
please.
We're going to change topics a little bit. I want to bring
something up my wife kind of brought up. She is in we have a
one of a Eric sons was a hyperactive kid that was
borderline to go on Ritalin. Oh, we got to throw that kid on some
drugs. Right. All they did was they finally and my wife has
been into this for some time, because she noticed this effect
too. They pulled everything they could out of his diet that
contained red 40.
Red Dye 40.
And now he's just a normal kid. Surely, so she came up with it.
And that's interesting to me, because I remember red dye for
being such a big deal. She was baffled by the fact that the
FTC, if you look up these dyes, the Europeans won't let you use
any of them. Now, this
is not very interesting. When I'm just gonna give you some
background on this in 1972. Before many of you were born,
when I moved to get mo nation lowlands with my with my family,
I remember my mom saying, Wow, the meat here really looks. I
don't like the way the meat looks at the butcher that they
still had butcher shops back then, of course, that's where
long gone. And she was a member of the American Women's Club.
And they had a newsletter and said, Well, you know, the reason
why the meat doesn't look so great is because they do not
allow the dye to be put in the meat to make it look more
attractive in in the butcher shop. So this has been something
that is not culturally accepted anywhere except in the United
States as far as I know.
Yeah. So I have non proud of my wife. She listens to the show,
and she came up with this one. She says, Well, why this red
dye? 40 legal in the United States is banned everyplace else
in the world pretty much in this scene is some natural thing
because it comes from some bug wings or some
crazy thing. It's not synthetic. It's actually something from the
natural world. Yeah,
it's some crazy thing and it's called a Laura. And she says
who's really respond who's to who really runs the FDA
nowadays, the drug companies and who benefits from crazy wild
kids are running around like drug companies, drug companies
that make Ritalin do you think is a connection between Ritalin
being doled out like there's no tomorrow which is what they're
doing today. And the fact that these kids are being hyped up
with red dye 40 Well, any possibility that this is the
case when she right in front of her very is very good effect on
a kid very
good meanie does not forget that the the director of the FDA is
Michael Taylor former executive. So of course it's it's da
can they put red dye 40 in chocolate? Really put it in
everything they can think to put it in this reminds me what they
do is soy they do the same thing. Why I bitch about this
constantly. Why would you buy go look at your cans of tuna like
from Sunkist it look at the at the label lots of cans of tuna.
You'll see this. There's no actual dolphin. There's some
stew It's tuna and there's soy in there. Why am I buying soy
meal when I'm supposed to be buying a cat Enough tuna
Yeah, yeah, well because there's no actual food anymore there's
no there's no food left we're just eating sawdust with colour
and taste things and msg to make your brain think it's it's good.
Well apparently the latest version of this red dye 40 by
the way is not made from the insects it's made from
petroleum. It's made from gasoline. Gasoline let me see
could that make your day she was originally manufactured from
coal tar now made most of her petroleum despite the popular
misconception Allura red AC was not derived from any insect
unlike the food colouring Carmine which is derived from
the INS female insect of some sort. So you know, whatever the
case is that grew look for it. You know, avoid it people.
Please take a look at what's happening around the world. Look
at Japanese look at the Brits. The Brits used to be thin white
people. The Japanese used to be tiny, slim people. They're all
fat and gross. Now like us here in the United States, because of
the crap they're eating is not actual food. Cook something
yourself go to a farm. Find proof. This is the thing that
scares me the most. All the can take my money, but when they
take away my food, I have no food. There is no food. It's
Franken food,
and go let us all have oils and safer plant oils rather than
canola and canola and soy oil. Which neither one of these
things have never been tested soil has the oestrogen
characteristics, what is what is soil?
What does that what does that called? What does the brand name
not soil? Soil soil? This is called soil called soil. That'd
be great. Hey, I'm putting some soil in my food not
soybean oil, soil soil. Anyway, the point is is that these
things along with high fructose corn syrup, whichever and I know
all PR agencies right by the way, soy is one of the best ones
if you want to follow up follow PR do a little research on
people that bitch about soy oil being you know, not necessarily
healthy never really fully tested has oestrogen like
characteristics give us I always you know, like it gives males
big breasts. Yeah, exactly. It gives you a big breast. And so
take go look in the media, go do some Googling and then spend a
day look at us. And you'll find all the responses Oh, no, that's
not true. And then they'll give you a laundry list of reasons
that all this is bogus. It's just a bunch of propaganda
against the soybean companies. And you read this and you're
gonna read exact word for word rebuttals in every source that
you've ever run into, because they got that one PR department
that the soybean Institute, they send this woman and a bunch of
money they come on. And as soon as anything negative comes out
in the press, they get called immediately, they demand a
rebuttal and they demand to get certain things printed or to
reverse this bad thoughts about these oils. And then they run
these exact articles that are word for word. You know
accounts, there's like talking points that these people send
out, and they end up immediate, just parrots just
by eats it right up. This is why we need to do some surveys of
our own. Because whenever you have a survey, oh, it's a
survey. Well, in that case, survey, just print the numbers
to survey, hey, study shows is a survey.
In fact, my son who's the first one JC is the first one who got
the whole family office soI and we, you know, reversed or take
on a lot of stuff, boy, good boy, he because he ran into a
large research piece about how soy generally shrinks the brain
and used everyone's really see a reference to this. Nobody knows
what the reference is for because whatever that the
document was, is missing. It's gone from the internet. And
every time it shows up, they they basically get it pulled.
And you will never find this document anymore. That's another
reason why I tell people out there if you see something
really weird that you read, that's kind of frightening, save
page as
write, or better yet, if you're if you're on a hacker Macintosh
save page as PDF,
which is fantastic. Don't have to worry about disappearing like
most a lot of stuff does. But anyway, so this red dye seems to
really be a problem. And it's been observed of those that does
anecdotal stuff which all it's just anecdotal doesn't mean
anything. No study has been done. anecdotal information is
valuable when you're when it's so obvious. You know, say you're
eating something and your arm falls off. And you go Gee, I
don't know if there's a connection. You stop eating it.
Your arm grows back was just anecdotal doesn't prove
anything. That's not
scientific.
I mean, come on,
at some point you're doing. You don't know what you're talking
about. We have many scientists here at the FDA. It's all good.
They've all worked at Monsanto before.
Well, that's what everyone should be superstitious about
all This stuff. Well, I'm really
happy though, that Eric's son is now back to normal and he can
join the moronic faith along with the rest of us. That's
great. So, but there's so it's red dye 40 You said is the one
right so it that's pretty much everything now, right? So the
kid is not gonna go hungry because he can't eat anything is
that well, you won't be able to
eat, you know, the child's breakfast cereals which are
loaded with the stuff no wonder all these kids are going crazy.
But you know, the thing that also gets me is that I look at
the people should look at labels more when you go to the grocery
store and you look at cereal boxes. There's a couple of
companies up in Canada, you look at the box, and they have to
have the same they have same labelling requirements. It says
wheat and you know, wheat, it's just what it says the American
box. It's got a million things in there preservatives, and it's
it's soy, and soy. I mean, it's a million things in there. It's
like, why don't you just kind of get it down to the basics here.
Well, we're, we're going on a very healthy diet, starting as
of yesterday, and it's actually good, you know, when you really
get down to the basics in your cooking, and you should people
should just pay attention to it. That's all Yeah, and you got to
read the list. I've taught my daughter a lot. And it's it's
really changed her overall health. I think, you know, she's
she's really trying to cut back on the aspect that was the big
thing for her was aspartame. She was chewing gum, and she was
really in this vicious cycle of just being hooked on the
aspartame and eating two packs a day two packs a day of gum. But
it's sad. Yeah. And she's like, I know I know. I know. I'm
trying I'm really trying to stop you know and she has these
obsessive things No, and she was you can literally see the kid
was a nice colour a kid you couldn't she's 20 But you can
see her respond to the chemicals it's chemicals that's why we are
made of chemicals. When you put other chemicals in there you're
gonna get a reaction Bad Man Of course all the healthy stuff is
unaffordable
go not if you go to the farm and gossip account yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah
come on John Be realistic for a second yet a 20 year old who
lives in the in the
unknown East LA so he can get he can go get
a couch and even have a freezer for the cow you know she she's a
roommate is
well you think that like in Europe that least they have some
when you go out and eat you know out at a restaurant they don't
the food that you're getting is pretty high quality not all I
have to say now you know McDonald's has invaded the place
and McDonald's is got wood in their meat and literally
Yeah, it's true. It's wood
and the bread is got a lot of wood in it which is you know,
just fibre I guess it might be good for you. This would be
better than the meat Hey
dog the dog does would like bread
I mean there's ways you can eat healthy without but yeah, most
of the stuff yeah, these cereals that candies and all this stuff
from all these is just laced with chemicals that
unnecessarily in most cases I mean if you go like See's
Candies, which is a chocolate provider they they don't put a
bunch of weird crap in it why did why did the candy bar makers
have to do that? I mean it just so this shelf life is longer?
Yes hello yes profits Hello chocolate Cadbury big companies
billions of dollars. Yes, of course. That's the reason, John,
but this is okay. And then we'll just wrap up this topic. Of
course, that's why you see these shows in government. Because
it's all based upon greed. We need to make more money, so we
need to customise the rulemaking. So we get our own
shields into government, they custom customised the laws and
the rules for our company, we make more money, everyone makes
out like bandits except for the stupid slaves like us. That's
how it works. That is the system and it's not exclusive to the
United States of Gitmo nation. It's it's rampant, and it's
everywhere. And my question to you, John, is have you ever seen
it this bad? And does the pendulum actually swing back?
And will it happen in our lifetime?
I've never seen it this bad. And I want it now I'm going to bring
up a point of criticism because people are going to criticise me
for what I'm about to say, good. Auto dog. It's about time dog.
So one of the things I noticed when we made this switch over
some years back to canola oil, which is rapeseed oil as it as
the source of
ritual branding, it's not a it's not a type of oil, it's a brand.
Canola means Canadian oil with low acidity. It's not a it's not
a plant of any sort. You know, you can question people about
this. Oh, yeah. The canola plant. What's a canola plant
look like a Gu anyway, so I got bug. Wednesday started feeding
soybean oil to the American public and then as opposed to
you know, all the other safflower some of the more safer
oil safflower is good grapeseed oil is good. Sunflower oil is
healthy, and olive oil of course, which is the one that do
Europeans use mostly and duck fat and goose fat to cook with
Once they started I have no And I know this is going to sound
weird and it's not like at all I'm obsessed with butter butter
just use butter actually butter is better than margarine that's
for sure. It was a proven but anyway so you go to Toronto
Canada where people walk a lot especially on Young Street which
is the world's longest straight street anyway people are
wandering around and so there's you'll notice Americans notice
is when you go to Canada the women in Canada because they're
walking all the time have extremely good 3d butts they got
no they got pretty butts really? Yeah, but that ended Wait a
minute wait ended about 10 years ago and now the butts are
getting his cottage cheese it's gone downhill I mean it used to
be the town with this just you know you will just watch women
walking around wow nice bow it's like it's not that way anymore.
And I attribute it to the canola oil. Hey Doug, Doug. Like butts
fell off. My boat fell off because the canola oil Doug just
saying really? It's noticeable to me because I only go to
Toronto every so often but I noticed and same thing with
Vancouver
well I've got Kevin the Canadian blade I shall ask him I would
like other all of our other guests especially
less noticeable if you live there when you visit he the holy
crap what happened all these pretty audit all pretty much are
gone
really you know I never took you for a button man John I I'm more
of a I'm a more Faceman myself because
all these officers would do no reason to be a black man anymore
especially in Canada.
But it's are the butts bigger or they just I mean because
you slop here and they bounce around and they got the cottage
cheese thing.
Can you see cottage of X ray?
They used to be these Black Dynamite looking. I mean we're
talking to best butts in the world. We're all in Toronto. And
now the butts they're just whatever you know they're just
like American budget run into an Arkansas big butts. You know
flabby butts.
But can you see the cottage cheese through the clothing?
Often?
Wow. That's because of course a lot of these big butts insist
upon wearing tight lycra.
Well, they don't know any more that their butts don't look that
good with tight lycra.
Wow, look. Yeah, so
no, Toronto used to be at the best buds ever. And now it's not
just like you don't even want to look, let's put it that out of
all the butts in the world. Right you look at the road,
there's a lot less accidents. I'll bet I bet you can do a
study in Toronto in terms of city street accidents, and the
accident rate has gone through the floor down
because the butts are no longer nice to
look out distractions. Jhansi Cena borax diva day. Observation
then a peeve. But anyway, by the PE
I think it's a P if you're disappointed in the Toronto
bondage.
The bondage is not what it was. There's my
opening clip. I was waiting for it. Thank you. Wow, well, gee
whiz. You got a you know what, actually, maybe we should dog
a dog. Maybe we should just do this real quick before we get
out of here. And now back to real. By the way, starting
today, I'm taking recommendations for a new
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four weeks more or less and maybe it's because we have a lot
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send me your recommendations for a new shoutcast streaming
provider. This is a it's gone too far. Now we're gonna cut off
these guys at prim cast. So Real News. Really only three topics
that I wanted to hit. The autopsy Michael Jackson autopsy
show has been cancelled. John, after we made a big deal about
it. And I'm sure everyone got really upset. And this was the
discovery discovery network was going to do this. Michael
Jackson autopsy what really killed Michael Jackson. So
that's been cancelled even though they had been
broadcasting promos. And as Yeah, so apparently a lot of
people got upset, but I think it's only it's going to be
pushed off and pushed off just temporarily, but from what I
understand the the conclusion in this documentary was that he
killed himself that it was suicide, which I wasn't going to
work which is even funnier. So I haven't seen the actual of
course haven't seen the actual show, but that's what I
understand is that the conclusion was he probably
killed himself right. Then we have very sad the passing of
Bobby Farrell. Do you know Bobby Farrell?
Oh yeah. Ah, you don't think I've seen him perform? Yeah, he
was a singer. And he did that. Happy Song, I think.
Yeah, the happy song. Bonilla. He was the guy in Boni and he
wasn't really a singer more a dancer. In fact, I don't think
any of value. I don't know him any of the voices in bonyen.
Were actually on the record. He was living in Gitmo nation
lowlands for the past 25 years. I think he passed the the passed
away at 61 in St. Petersburg. And, of course, the way St.
Petersburg Russia. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, he was on tour in
Russia. Uh huh. found dead in his hotel room in St.
Petersburg, Russia where he had been performing. His agent
confirmed that he had complained of breathing problems before and
after a gig on Wednesday because he would basically go out by
himself and I guess he would gig without the other women. It was
just basically lip synching to to the tracks. The guy who
created member Milli Vanilli Yeah, okay, so Milli Vanilli who
won a Grammy boy I wish we were doing that show back then the
show back then. So they won a Grammy they didn't sing a single
note on the record, because this German producer Frank Ferien he
did all that stuff he get other voices to do that. So this was
his first project was bone yet which was created by the same
Frank ferry and so the guy the I don't think Bobby Farrell
actually ever sang on the record at all. So but he had quit he
made quite a career out of going around and and performing as
thinking as as the crazy dancing guy from and so it doesn't
matter. It's fine.
This is a BAFTA stuff is lip synced on television, you're
watching
how about 90%? Yeah, 90. But anyway, so But luckily, luckily,
we're able to spin this into a real news story. It took someone
a little while I think the BBC probably did this. He died on
the exact same die day that Rasputin died. And of course, he
had a song rah rah Rasputin that that that which was a big hit
for them. So thank goodness, we were able to spin it into a
great new story by oh hey, he died on the same die Rasputin
die hand of RAS. Yes, Rasputin reached out from the dead and
pulled Bobby Farrell him. And then my favourite. My favourite
of real news this week is Anna Chapman. Of course, our our
Russian spy who wasn't thrown in jail, wasn't assassinated,
executed wasn't no, she just went back to Russia, exposed as
a spy went back to Russia. And she's now a huge deal she was
on. On on, this is your life in Russia. And so did a couple of
things. They they gave her a tiger a tiger cub, because that
was on her Christmas wish list. She's amazing celebrity she's
really spun this into something big. But the reason why this is
interesting in the news is because they bring up the
question of well, gee, you're so much like Angelina Jolie in
salt. And you remember that this came this whole new story broke
when the movie came out. Right? And you even called it as a pro
as a promo for the movie salt. Yeah, well, guess what? The DVD
just came out.
Oh, there is a connection. There's a total connection. They
have that soul movie did poorly.
It did very poorly and so they needed to spike up the DVD
sales. And if you don't think the Russian mafia as witnessed
by Ronnie Veronica Cohen Chaisson Russian born the
Russian mob is running Hollywood and of the Russian mob runs
Hollywood and they're like hey, you know we need to have a Boris
we have some problem with assault DVD sale. Get get to
Anna Chapman to talk about assault. Because I'm done is no
coincidence. How many times is there? I mean, come on.
It's funny. No, not when she comes out and they say what are
we gonna do? What how can we make it more blatant? Nobody's
getting it? Well, we just say it will you just say it no one's
gonna care if you say it. It's not gonna hurt yeah, we got some
here's a couple of your peers. Here here. How many 100 Do you
need? What do you want? What do you need new dress? In a new
car? Yeah, here just
say it say salt.
Yeah, we're tired of fooling around she
probably was she probably wasn't even a spy for all we know she
wasn't even a spy it was just hyped up by the media yes she
was a she was allowed to leave she was allowed to walk right
out to probably wasn't limit
they got back in exchange. That's the thing they got four
people back who never discussed we know every detail about this
woman and a bunch of other stuff but we have no idea who these
four spies that we get we got in return right? Nothing. Well,
that's like
the the 911 hijackers who keep showing up alive. This is
another thing. It's pretty amazing. How many have they
found? Like nine of these guys are alive? And well say, Hey,
I'm living over here in Somalia. How are you doing? I'm alive.
I'm not dead. I
was not no plane. You google it ever been fully resolved in my
mind? Google it.
When there was a report? I have this. It came out just last
week. I think there was another guy who said that I'm not dead.
Let me see if I can find that real quick. It was funny. It's
like these hydroquin
When Mohamed Atta shows up, then we know something's up for sure.
Let me see if I can just find this real quickly. It was on the
I don't know if I can find it quickly. But it was it was it
was a report that came out from the BBC. No less. I remember
because someone sent it to me. I was like, Wow, that's pretty
funny. Now, I'll have to hunt around for it. But
let's play a clip here. I got since I did a retrospective clip
is from the old movie from the 40s or 50s the time machine the
George Pell movie. And this is I would I just had to clip it out
because it's such bad acting that I couldn't resist. You do
need
to talk me down here. Okay,
yeah, the underworld of the Morlocks was gone. And so with
the life of leisure for the Elan, but then what had me I was
imprisoned in a world in which I just did not belong. Are you
sorry? Sorry. Sorry for work that you have to stay Yes. I'm
sorry, because I could tell so much to the people of my time
when I can let them know about about the sorrow and the
happiness that the future has in store for them. Maybe they could
learn from it
Yeah, they were really good back in the day job.
They were ASO it's funny but it's like what is what is James
Mason accent that a bunch of actors had? Leisure you know?
You know leisure leisure British accent What is he supposed to be
doing with his head? I could teach him so much. So bad acting
sorry. So for those in the
chat room, saying who? Adam curry with his 911 Bullshit.
Explain. World Trade Centre seven to me, Doug. Doug, explain
that to me. And then I'll stop. Okay.
Yes, he's made a pledge that if you can explain World Trade
Centre, seven, which collapsed without being hit by a plane
after somebody yelled, pull it? Yeah, if you can explain that,
and
I will stand I will forever stop. You'll stop. I will shut
up forever. Just explain
love to him to shut up. But I don't see anybody making this
explanation. Hey, Doug, why would you even discuss it? Now?
What is the deal? This whole thing is just like, Josh. No, it
didn't happen. There was never a word. Who was it was like I have
a clip. I don't know if you've ever played it. Were Lieberman
or somebody says I don't know anything about world tracers.
Seven is one of the oh, by the
way, it fell at freefall speed. It didn't just like fall over or
something. It went down in freefall. Just even to her, you
know, I did. I watched one episode of that show that show
the dose conspiracy theory. And he went and he talked to the
lawyer for the 911 Commission. And he just berated her and she
had no answers. She actually said, Well, you know, we had to
protect the institution. That's more important than the truth.
She, I'm paraphrasing, but she literally said, Well, you know,
we couldn't put everything in the report because we had to
protect the institution.
The institution. Yes. Yes. She should have not done the
interview. What does she not
know? They made it they made a big mistake by Well, you know,
Jesse Ventura. So when people had a gun interview from Jesse
Ventura, and they don't and they're not clued in because
these are stupid elites. Yeah, no, there's
there's a bunch of stuff going on. It's always reminds me of
like the Jon Stewart show that the Comedy Central thing, The
Daily Show, he'll put people on that don't know what the show
is, and then they ridicule the person right? And then they
screw up exactly, because then they'd versus like, befuddled by
the fact they think at some new show. Exactly what is wrong with
me just do a little due diligence before you go do a
show.
Yeah, so this won't you shouldn't they should take a
look at this one. John, it was.
I've seen that one. It is quite good. I actually did do era 54
When he does or 57 or whatever the hell it is. What 51 area 51
Seven, whatever. It was a great show.
It's a great show. Good don't I remember one time I was I wrote
a column two years ago in the 80s it for that was years ago
from the set from the San Francisco Examiner. I was right
I wrote some scathing article about Seattle I called him I
think I'd call everybody up there in Washington racist that
Chris is ironic. I'm up there now. racist and stupid and I
know what good food is I just just as just a slam And so the
Seattle Times picked it up and ran it as a as a huge feature
with everybody in the city telling me what a jerk I was
like two or three pasting and I got a literally you can ask my
what a box huge box of hate mail really? Yeah box you'd might
monster so
that's the genesis that's where it started that finally I know
1000s of letters I've always wondered where does the the
incessant disdain come from
John cash in the Macintosh is where it comes from because
I mean the mouse thing, the mouse thing.
So anyway, they finished the story. So I got the you know, by
the way within the mail, there was a couple of pieces of people
said, Yeah, you're right, blah, blah. But anyway, what was
interesting then I was booked to do a some talks local talk show
that was fairly popular. And they were selling me a bill of
goods on this thing. So I of course, did my due diligence,
check the show out. And I said no, I'm not doing it.
Because they were gonna screw with you. Yeah. So I just I just
bailed on it. I don't need to deal with it, but you I'm not
gonna get paid any more money. The column has been done and
paid for. I already got my bad publicity. So I should go on
this show and be though you know, the Buddism guys jokes.
Forget it. So I just said and they were adamant that he was
stunned that you have to do it, you owe it to the public. This
is media. This is a media it's very popular show. I've had that
happen in in Gitmo lowlands, when I had all kinds of bad
press about me in taxes and people like you have to, you
have to you have to come on the show, you owe it to the public.
And then and I got like, and then on the other hand, you have
advertising agencies come up with great ideas. Like, we're
gonna have this I don't know if I talked about this on the show.
Before that we're going to pull all of the Heinz curry ketchup
off of the shelves for a week. And then we're going to create a
fake news report, which I would participate in that I was suing
Heinz over the name curry, because I was like, you know, I
was involved in all these lawsuits and all kinds of crap
for
setting you up for a phoney Baloney, publicity stunt story
that was going to be proposed as news.
But the idea was great. I'm like, that's very it's a great
idea.
It's bullshit, though.
But what is the worst part is? I said, Okay, this is very funny.
I like the idea. I can see the humour in it. What's your
budget? And they went, like, budget? Well, no, do you need
this? We're not going to pay you. I'm like, You want me to
actually promote Heinz ketchup with a with a fake Heinz curry
ketchup with a fake news story. And you're not going to pay me?
Well, no, it's the critic casters out there. It's, it's
for your own image. Like what? And that's how they do it. And
then by the way, this happens with every single reality star.
This is the star suckers. I'm gonna put this in the show
notes, Star suckers, you must watch this. It'll tell you a lot
about what's going on. And then as before we leave, we need to
mention the actually great word of thanks to all of the artists
who have helped us out in the past year, creating fantastic
album art for this show. We're constantly amazed by what comes
in every single week. We have Paul T. We've got Nick the rat,
we've got who else we have. John, I don't want to miss any
names here because I want to make sure we thank everybody
appropriately.
Well, let's go look at actually we have quite a few let me go to
the new agenda, our generator and we
had a new guy show up the week before last time but ours,
guests from Gitmo lowlands. We don't we don't give these
artists the props that they really deserve. We think that
they they feel that they get the big props
big Dennis Clemens crew. And we have a course the
HERC. Who else do we have? We have Paul T.
Michael Birch Well, we have there are other main ours who
I'm noticing now is not
Scott, Jesse Anderson, we've used a couple of his pieces in
the past. We really really appreciate you are the true
unsung heroes of the no agenda programme and community. Because
you spend a lot of time on this art. It gets used once
essentially and enjoyed by many and we have seen when we have
shitty art. We get less less people listening to the show and
less money. It's a fact is it not just study has shown John,
we have a survey.
Yeah, no, it's an absolute fact. We have a survey, right? Chris
de gave us some stuff. I'm gonna I'm gonna get a couple more
names mentioned here.
Think we use Dan Brophy stuff then we use his I'm like the
model rocketry. I'm just looking through. Who was our other main
artists? Paul T hasn't sent us much recently
and on our main artists who actually I think it was who
either either Paul T or he set up the site and whose name is
eluding me largely because I have now I'm noticing he hasn't
submitted anything forever. I mean, Nick, the rats basically
taken over by a guy named bad is submissive something in the
past. Nik the rat seems to have taken over the place. Let me get
his name. I don't know why it's I'm losing it. He's on. He's
actually the guy who does the stuff.
Yeah, I know. I feel really dumb now. He's like a huge fan of the
show. And now we're no he
doesn't know agenda stuff page. Yeah, no agenda. stuff.com.
Right. Wow. Yeah. So, to do this when you set these Thank you,
thanks. A
little preparation. Well, you use you will listen, this is
what happens when we have a meeting. So we had like a three
second talk about this to do we really need to thank our
artists, you've completely forget about it. Because now you
think we've already discussed it, you completely
was meetings, you have a meeting and the next thing you know,
you, you know, it's like it's like free interviews.
Wow. Free are so bad. Come on, look through your email, you
know who he is.
I know who he is. Yeah.
No, direct.org/na or channel dvorak.com/na. For your support.
Please consider a giving level for the next programme since
this year did not start off too well. But we were here, we were
here during the Christmas. We're here during New Year's, and
we'll be here here twice a week, every single week throughout the
next year, working towards more, no agenda stream.com. If you
have not listened, the daily source code 856 will be up later
today as well. And you can hear some of the exciting stuff.
We're doing a blog post about that forthcoming as well. And
really working on the stream for 2011 making it open source
radio, since the podcast stuff is great for shows like this.
But when it comes to a real community based thing, we have
radios now they're called your phone. And they work quite well
and people are using them all over Gitmo nation. And we will
be looking for a new streaming provider because this has also
just become completely annoying, Prim caste is out. Finally a
good one to use. Maybe we can even use some of our existing
infrastructure from we got so many sis admins who are so
awesome and have bandwidth available that could save us
some cash as well. Then we pay like 200 bucks 250 bucks for the
amount of bandwidth we use every month on the on the stream. It's
not cheap. Yeah, it's not cheap. And have you found his name? I
can't cover anymore.
He's gonna get a lot of credit on the next show. I can tell you
right now but I don't know why that name is eluding us. And I'm
looking and looking and I guess he just hasn't commented or done
anything for us are done much except the no agenda stuff
website since for about six months. Yeah, it's a problem
with you know, you lose track of stuff. Meanwhile, I can't
How come the shield isn't piping in on this wouldn't he does
she'll
is off babysitting.
He's he's going through all the products extracting the red dye
40. Really, he's off now he's still logged in, man. He's still
logged in. I can see
my link to this no agenda stuff seems to be dead to fix that.
Anyway, so. So the stream is where it's at for 2011. And we
got a lot of people very excited about working on that. And And,
John, Have you followed any of this where people upload stuff
to their Dropbox and gets put into rotation automatically?
I can just say this that people are thrilled with it. Okay,
there you go. That's all I wanted to hear. Just want to
make sure. And, John, do you have any resolutions for 2011?
Well, let's see. I started the year off right with a right
after the first when the clock kicked over. I had the Dom
Perignon 96 for a taste and then decide I'm gonna lose another 15
pounds I'm going to fix. You would stop drinking, hadn't you?
Yeah, I'm not drinking anymore. But I just put you had some Dawn
Perry on right. Why not? And so I'm going to fix up my office to
be as radio studio with the video. And then I'm going to
wait a minute
you're going to clean
up? Yes. Now.
Get out of town. Are you on twit today?
I think so. Yeah.
Will this be with the new clean office?
No, of course not. It's just the first the second day of the
year. I guess it's gonna take me three months to do this.
Can I come over and stand outside and just whatever you
throw out, I can catch. Oh, you're not throwing anything
out?
I know. I'm gonna throw tonnes out. I think I'm gonna get one
of those giant viewed containers. Yeah, of course. And
then have like to have one of those slides that you can throw
stuff into the slide and slides down into the container. Like
when they're weak, you know, tearing out a place.
Yes, I know exactly what you speak of.
Yes.
Hey, coming to you. from Gitmo nation West People's Republic of
Southern California a head of the moronic Church My name is
Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where it's been miserable
raining but you know the plants need the water I'm John C Dvorak
we will
talk to you again on Thursday right here on no agenda