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today, Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. It is Sunday, December
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curry.
Is it Sunday already? I'm not sure. But I'm in northern
Silicon Valley am John C Dvorak.
Hey, the morning to you, John.
Good morning to you and good morning to all the ships at sea
and feet on the ground. It's
boots on the ground. If you're going to try and you serve me
again, it's it's ships at sea boots on the ground. Wings in
the skies. Hands on the
air. We have never done the wings in the sky hems on the
air. I did it last week.
And to all human resources in the chat room with no agenda tat
chat chat dotnet where everyone is charged up on the second day
of Christmas and exactly the way their government loves them
filled with electricity and energy ready to be sapped by the
New World Order. Cheese. Just a happy little ditty I'm thinking
here.
Yeah. Work on some mills. Oh, well depressed the listeners
they got what is this? These guys are crazy. You gotta
tell you. I will. So we had a great Christmas yesterday. I'm
America Christmas to you, John, by the way.
Merry Christmas to you and to all the ships
at sea, the boots on the ground. But we watched as one does,
yeah. And you watch some Christmas movies. And Scrooged
was on with Bill Murray, which I think is one of the one of my
favourite Christmas. I love that film. Yes, from 1988. And if you
haven't seen it, I encourage you to at least watch the beginning
because it's something I notice something very funny. And again,
this is 1988. Bill Murray is the president. He's a top executive
of a television network, the IBC television network, and he's a
total dick. He's the one he's the most horrible. I mean, he's
very true to form a television executive actually. And it
starts off with a doing this big live extravaganza on Christmas
Eve, which is the the Christmas Carol, the Charles Dickens
story. And, and so they're in the executive suite. And they're
looking at the promo for for this extravaganza. And so yeah,
they've got a nice little promo, and it looks kind of good. And
apparently the promo is performing quite well. But then
Bill Murray, as the President of this network freaks out and
says, you know, this is not you need to scare people that if
they miss watching the show, they will know their lives will
be over. And then he rolls out a promo. And it's the funniest
thing. I mean, it could have been any promo for any news
Cable News Network today. And of course, in 1988 It was
outrageous that the promo literally you see an aeroplane
taking off, and, and the voiceover says, this special is
so terrifying. And you see the aeroplane explode in midair. And
the voiceover literally says terrorism. And then it's like,
you know, drugs. And you see the needle going in the arm is
exactly like what CNN Fox and MSNBC are today only in 88 that
was seen as an outrageous, crazy thing. It could never happen.
That's crazy. That's crazy. That's
just that's just fiction. It's just a movie. And now we're
living it. Just wow.
Well, you know, something to talk about. Yeah, but you know,
it's just like, wow, I was dealing with depression and made
a clip.
Yeah, I should have my impression kind of suck. But
just realise that this morning, it's like, oh my god, I can't
believe that. The whole premise of that movie is based upon the
world we're living in today. Only then it was like half it's
a Bill Murray movie. Of course not so it'll never happen. It's
crazy. Crazy Talk, I tell ya. And otherwise uneventful. No
strikes of terror. John. I'm sorry, knows no terror strikes.
No, it's amazing. I think we're gonna make it through the end of
the year, even though I believe back in January, we could play
the clip again, but we don't need to. Dianne Feinstein had
all the top dogs. Yeah. Congress, and they all predicted
the worst is going to happen within the next three months.
It's a done deal. And they all pointed at each other and said,
Yeah, I agree with him. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, I'm sure it's because the TSA is so awesome.
TSA hasn't done anything. Well, are you kidding? Are you kidding
me? Excuse me? They did something very, very important.
They did some extra checking this travel season. You didn't
hear about the incredible about the
alert. What it was the alert
as millions of Americans take to the skies and the rush to get
home for Christmas. The TSA is is a potential tool for
terrorist events.
Could it be John? The way they designed a tool for the
terrorists? Are they on
they found a potential tool for terrorists. They found it
they've got it laid a thermos containers. ABCs Lindsey Davis
joins us live from the newsroom now with details on this
Lindsey.
What I said I'm actually wondering why I didn't notice
for the show I think is because it was so stupid. No one brings
a thermos on where they bring their box lunch I got a lunch
pail and a thermos and they're gonna eat I mean, what's the
deal? Have you ever bought a thermos on a plane?
I see I've seen lots of people do it because what they'll do is
they'll they'll take the thermos through the security and then
they'll fill up their coffee on the other end so it stays nice
and warm and not and one of those cups that will explode
onto your lap and it's just, you know, the paper paper cups. I've
seen lots of people do it, but I've also seen people eat Taco
Bell on the aeroplane. That's kind of our culture, you know,
it's like someone opens up a nice Taco Bell on
the yard stinks up.
Oh my god. So here's the here's the report because of course, we
need to understand exactly how this new tool of terror can be
used afternoon
to you, Dan, just want to give you a heads up there is no
particular ban here. It's just that you can expect that if
you're going to pack one of these thermoses, in your carry
on or your check bag that you're going to have to undergo a few
more
now this is one very interesting because she says something here
which adds up. She says if you have this in your checked
luggage you can expect to be searched. Right?
Yeah, that should I think that was a mistake. Well,
why why would she say this then? Why
would they check it in the chiller why would it slow you
down? Listen, how would they know?
Let's just listen here
carry on or your check bag that you're gonna have to undergo a
few more security measures the issue I'm
just so maybe it's have dropped the ball. She fucked up on that.
Sorry. Whoa, whoa. I kept through my weeks. That's my
Thursday show. I clipped completely clean. 100% You go
and blow the record. You hear
one show? She screwed up. This is a mistake she made she's
talking about Rick carry on. She doesn't know what she's talking
about.
Oh, that's why she's on the news. Okay, well, well then
let's get off that topic. And let's listen to the true reason.
There was no terror this season. Because I really did find the
true reason why we've had no terror attacks because the TSA
once again is on the case ladies and gentlemen. Sorry, that's
remember all that anger over Thanksgiving. Oh, oh, this is a
great report. This is George Stephanopoulos. Papadopoulos.
Remember all that anger over Thanksgiving about the TSA John,
do you remember that anger that outrage and anger now that I was
mad? Do you remember the anger? It's it's gone?
It's all gone? Oh, people have been sedated? Yes.
Yes. Not just sedated. We're no longer angry.
Remember all that anger over Thanksgiving about full body
scans and pat downs at airports? Yes. Well, for many passengers,
the encounter with federal government screeners is a lot
more pleasant now that Christmas is coming. Oh, check out the TSA
carolers at LAX.
This is great. Listen to the report from the compromised ABC
News. This is like so clearly, it's like Alright, here's the
Ministry of Truth speaking please make these guys look
human. And just listen to this report. It's outstanding. It's a
bunch of TSA jabroni standing in the departure hall with like a
keyboard. So
there's a lot of stress when our singers start singing, maybe you
will get a smile and maybe someone will just relieve a
little bit of the stress
Hey, we do I think to to show a different face for the TSA more
human side knows
and they're all on their uniforms and they got a couple
of guys who like think they can sing you know those people then
go into Yeah, sing Copic I work
with one
out of every shot in the tsap has been so bad. bring everybody
together. Everybody in the Christmas spirit.
Is the guy who's doing sin Copic like you know, kind of kind of
like swing through it all
on our trip to American Airlines flights leaving a 1205 to Miami
Denver Chicago
What do you think sir?
We'd love it. Go TSA. You're awesome.
I'm gonna Imagine the brown shirt chorus a 1938.
I don't know if you're making a joke, but it wouldn't surprise
me if it actually existed. If there was a brown shirt chorus
isn't singing songs in the hinterland Isn't that one
of the ways all they do in Germany, you go to a beer house,
and it's all they do. singing the whole place. Think
about this hinterland.
It's like you're in there. You know, you're in Germany, you're
floating around, you go to decide to go to a beer house on
any time. If during the holidays, I can't imagine what
it's like. And they just sing in their whole place to the whole
bar. It's like a huge bar. 100 people, 200 people, and they're
all singing songs you've never heard of. As weird. Yeah, I'm
sure that brown shirts had a chorus, but
it's really unbelievable. And of course, you know, we've
discussed that even though all the news networks are
compromised, maybe it's just me, but every single story I get
sent these days. That is outrageous. That comes from
television news is from ABC News after there's a new news
President
over at ABC, I don't know I'm getting just as much crap from
the other network.
I don't know. Okay, but it's like all the big shows like Good
Morning America. And you know, so Here's George Stephanopoulos
announcing doing an intro to this total BS puff piece about
with and listen to what he's saying. Well, everyone was so
angry when we're not angry anymore because they're singing
Christmas carols. has pretty lame. I mean, that's that's
pretty out there. I mean, that was that's a former adviser to
President Bill Clinton, who's now on one of the biggest
morning network national programmes that we that there
are that there is when that that's, you know, that's pretty
out there.
I think you made your point.
All right. Hey, do we have anyone to thank for this
programme, John? Yeah, we
got a bunch of producers. We got 1234567 Executive Producers of
some sort. Let's let's just name them who they are. And we can
figure out what their what their title is,
since you're in charge of charge of just like
Hollywood. Okay, we got two executive producers that gave
333 33 And one of them actually gave 333 99 which is Lennart
rink Amma. Sir Lennart, actually from Groningen Groningen,
burning in. He says his long longtime night due for a
donation, so he contributed. Thank you, sir Leonard, and he
became the executive producer. And then there's David Chapman,
who is the executive producer, another executive producer, and
he went ahead a little note
here, or is that the guy who also killed John Lennon? No,
that
was some other Chapman wasn't dead. I think the guy who killed
John Lennon is going to be donating to the show. Oh, no. I
was just like, Whoa, that's a recognisable name. He's
in Wassenaar vasana Vysa Nara Netherlands. He gave us 33333
And he needs some he needs a lawyer help. He says he's
requesting some serious karma. His boss revealed the plans for
for the next outsourcing process next year. We've got to pull in
double time to basically make ourselves redundant on time.
Well, that's nice. Needless to say, I'm looking to jump ship
and can use any help cosmic or other live
standby open up here we come. Here, you've got karma. That
should do it, my friend.
We're hoping Yeah, we have a number of members of the 264
Club. Including I want to mention that last week's Gordon
Walton who jumped the gun from Austin, Texas to 64. Francoise
cruel, who I pronounced it before Cool. Cool, cool. Anyway,
he's a longtime producer the show wanted to recommend to
watch some of the documentaries in the series vice guide to
travel never been heard of them currently available on Netflix
some of these are documentaries on North Korea and Liberia quite
interesting and thought provoking really do not. Not the
type of crap that Michael Moore does is pretty hardcore ghetto
documentaries. John, I'm pretty sure you're going to see the one
on North Korea so you can better know the customs of the country
actually their product very similar to the customs of South
Korea with think tanks. Anyway, he's a friend in Montreal
dictator thing. We need to know how far he is from his
knighthood Eric will take care of that and think is his third,
maybe fourth donation might be around 500 or so. Doesn't know.
All right, cool. He's suing cough up the remainder. Also, we
we've got to Jeff Daly, another member that to 64 club
Alexandria, Virginia. Merry Christmas, Phillies Navidad. And
whatever you say in German to the team at no agenda special
douchebag shout out to Doug challenger.
Think he's a member of the daily family of Chicago.
Challenger? No,
I'm still Jeff Daly. Oh, I doubt By the way, well, Virginia,
Alexandria, Virginia. Hello, hello.
Alright doesn't mean
Brooksville Of course he is. It's code. It's when you get a
daily
chilena to. So one of the two. And then we had, we had one mail
in, we gotta check in the mail, check money in the mail.
And this is also an executive producer and
member the 264 clubs. Oh, wow. Okay, you guys have a great
show. And thank you for constantly opening my eyes to
some of the things that are really going on around the
world. I wouldn't get through any kind of mainstream media.
I've been listening since Poland's government got a tutor
they had and I've loved it ever since. Not to to to the head but
the show. Here's a Pay Pal proof donation to join the 263 club
for one reason or another doesn't get there in time.
Here's an extra dollar for the 264 Club. And in which he's now
a who and
who sent this in? Because he didn't give us this is Eric
Wilcox.
And I don't have Eric's address on this on the floor. You're
gonna give it out to people and go thank him personally. No, I
mean, I usually mentioned the city, city or state. Yeah, good
point. You know, whatever the case is, Eric, thanks a lot. He
says he I'm not going to read this. Well, I guess I should
read because they'll probably send a note to Adam. I'll read
this. Reluctantly, PS John. I enjoy Adam singing on the show.
Yeah. And could I hear the Gitmo nation national anthem?
Well, I think it's a reasonable request. Well, why don't we do
the gizmo nation national anthem after we've done our halfway
through it to the halfway we also have a five, the five by
one club, right. And
then we got one more executive producer, Associate Executive
Producer, the rest of them will be executive producers. But Tom
is sitting by himself, Tom Byrne, from Wellington, New
Zealand. Hi, John and NFL, I feel bad that the money I
thought was I was donating for the 42 coin ended up costing you
some extra money. So here's a couple of 100 Tuna dollars to
help you out. Thank you very much, Mr. Byrne. So that's it
for our executive producers for today's show number 264 members
of the 264 exclusivity club.
And when I say we did the five by ones we do at the halfway
mark. Is that Is that how we're playing it? Okay. All right. I
just want to make sure Okay, so, boy, nice list. Thank you so
much. You know, we've chosen for a completely different model
than taking money from people who don't want us to talk about
him. Which is kind of fun the way it works in advertising,
isn't it?
Yeah, it's the way it works too. Don't Don't kid yourself.
Sir Leonard drink my David Chapman being the executive
producer of this episode then executive producers and 264 club
members, Gordon Walton, Francois poor Jeff Daly, Eric wielka. And
the Associate Executive producer Tom Byrne. Thank you all very
much. This is an official credit it works just like Hollywood.
You can put it anywhere you think it'll it'll like on your
resume, your IMDB profile, put in your LinkedIn by the way,
that's another good place to put your Associate Executive or
executive producer credits. And at any time unlike Hollywood you
need someone to vouch we'll be right there for you. Now of
course everyone else on this a second day of Christmas
propagate the formula our formula is this. We go out we
had people in the mouth
shut up. Shut up you sleet.
You seem to enjoy saying that more than you should?
So because I know that we're all slaves.
Well, we definitely wage slaves. Were actually slaves to our big
research
because me speak speak for yourself. i Yeah, exactly. I'm a
slave to the producers. I'm not a wage slave.
Well, that's just kind of a wage. So what else we got with
anything news this week? Besides just I have a couple of I have
an interesting thing. I want to just do a proposal. I'd like I
want to propose a concept. Okay, hit me with it. And it's based
on the clip I have, which is let me look at open the clip file. I
don't have as many clips as I'd like, because I might get a
technical lead had a technical glitch. But this called this
clip is a conflict of interest us and people can kind of like
read between the lines as they listen to this clip. This is
about the health south. This was from the show NBC CNBC show
greed, which is actually very good documentary of different
kinds of scams that went on and how they, how they fell apart
over time. And this was about the health South scam where they
were just cooking the books and cooking the books. It was a hell
sotha house, they were they were just one of those. One of those
health care providers that was just cooking the books to get to
keep the stock price pumped up. And they make a little mention
in here. And as soon as they said this is Oh my god. This
could be why the Madoff thing went as far As it did I mean,
when we've done the show since the since during the Madoff
outbreak and the whole and other scandals of Stanford one and the
some of the other ones that came and went, we've been doing this
since the Watergate tapes, I think. And one of the things has
always been fascinating is, why didn't the regulator's do
anything? And especially when that one whistleblower guy was
kept presenting it two years before four years, or 10 years,
literally, he kept giving them the paper showing that this was
a scam, period. Right. So what and so I'm thinking when I heard
this clip, there's one little thing that's in there I went, Oh
my God, there's collusion in the government. And this is the
reason and this way. Nothing happened. There's collusion in
the government. Yeah, but you gotta listen to this clip. It's
not the collusion you think, okay, let's hit
it. Fraud, it helps out continues and the CFO position
seems to have a revolving door.
I took the CFO position in 2001. Probably because I was the only
person stupid enough to take it.
Weston Smith is the company's fourth CFO and his many years by
now, health South's books are in total disarray. And the fraud
has grown to about $2 billion
things are so bad HealthSouth is reporting one set of earnings
and is paying taxes on that set of earnings the taxes that the
company is paying is greater than the actual earnings that
the company is generating.
For SMITH That's cool.
How does that work?
Well, to keep the fraud going, they have to pay the taxes on
the fake earnings so you have to say that you've got more
earnings in the air so they're they were paying essentially
every dime they were making was going to the IRS straight into
the government Yeah, and so I'm thinking well what what the SEC
or nobody did anything about this what would be the motive
for the SEC to stop this gravy train?
Well no exactly because it's bringing in the dough
is bringing in not only bringing in and us bringing in all the
dough in other words every nickel this company was making
was going straight in to cover up a scam that's great. So I'm
thinking this is a major conflict of interest within the
government because why would it say you're the SEC and you're
you say we're going to crack down on these guys and somebody
comes over the IRS is is Look dude guys whose side are you on?
It's dummy we're making bank here. What are you talking
about?
Whose side are you on? Stop
that already. So
just is so now if you wonder why the people that were at the SEC,
nobody's fired, nobody's disciplined, nothing comes of
it. And then they they replaced the head person as if kind of a
gesture they retire the other person not new not in jail them
and then they bring a new person as we discussed, you know, about
a year ago the person they brought in was also part of the
scheme. So the game is rigged and the only person is the
people that take it in the shorts, of course, are the
investors the shareholders who end up getting screwed when the
when the when the thing finally falls apart, which it always
does. But meanwhile, how was the was the did the government
return that defaults taxes?
Gee, no.
So that's uh, that to me is like the most interest I did shows I
heard I said, Oh, my God, it's like the worst kind of conflict
of interest and the IRS has guns. And they do have guns. Oh,
serious guns. That I've had them show up at my place of work with
their hands with on with their hand on their holsters.
I told you this. That happened to me. Yeah, you
told me this. You do you do mention this on the show show.
new listeners have never heard this story. Yeah.
Yeah, no, there was I had not I was like it was it was a Wesley
Snipes thing. I had an accountant in Europe. And even
if you live abroad and pay taxes in the country where you're
living, you still have to file with the United States of Gitmo
so that they know what you're what you're doing. So we can
check you slave. And of course, that information had gone to an
accountant and they were supposed to file it and I guess
they didn't file so they didn't send in the paperwork. And then
the IRS all sudden shows up because of course, I was working
in An MVNO in the United States and you know, paying local
payroll taxes. None of that. They're like, Oh, awesome, like,
Hey, who's this guy? We've been looking for you. And like, would
you been looking for me? Have you ever tried Google? I mean,
it's not that hard to find me. You have a now we got you. And
then they showed up with their hands on their on their guns at
the office. You know, we're looking for Mr. Curry.
So we're in the San Francisco area and
Mark Sierra was was our CFO at the time. Remember Mark Sierra?
No, he was like the yogi guy and he had he always had his hand
and like a thank you darling, his hand and a cast or No, I
Okay, but anyway, he was our CFO and he was he is he was like
trying to calm him down. He's like, Okay, why don't you guys
just sit here and work all this out? Because they were the end
basically, you know? What are they gonna do gun you down take
my salary and shut down the company
they're gonna lock lock up the president shoot you wonder the
gun tell him?
I don't know, man it was but they had their hands on the on
their guns. They got real side arms. They've got more to look
at those reports. I've got shot guns and a solid
arm to the team. Yeah, yeah. Anyway,
so yeah. Total collusion that makes sense. And then please,
let's presume that there are people within government who
hold stock and accompanying company like that. It's not
illegal, you know? Senators, Congressmen, they,
ya know, that kids senators and congressmen, as we discussed
this on the show, too. This is a retrospective show. It does
sound like that. Yeah. But we've discussed this that the
congressmen and aides they can buy in short, they can short
stock and when they've hear about something going on this is
it's kind of you think it would be considered insight
information, but it's not. And so they make a fortune people go
into government, you know, making those low salaries of you
know, low, it's 6070 $80,000 a year, and then they will come
out millionaires. And you wonder why how does that happen? How
does that work? How do you get so rich and while serving the
public doesn't make any sense? But no, now I'm convinced that
the made off thing went on on purpose, you know, as long as
he's paying more taxes and taxes, right, like pay, keep
paying them taxes, and you know, big deal. And the tax was
inflated, obviously, to keep a scam going, you have to pay more
than your share. And who's complaining on the government
side, you know, well, you know, it'll fall apart eventually let
it fall apart zones. So a bunch of people get wiped out
to the Washington Post the speaking of this type of
shenanigans in government, the Washington Post has an article
which came out day before Christmas. And they actually did
some of the work and it turns out the eight of every 10
registered lobbyists who work for scanner technology companies
previously held positions in the government or Congress most
commonly in Homeland Security, aviation or intelligence fields.
So this is this is this is not just the the charge offs This is
like the whole lobbying industry for basic manners security.
Well, it's gone beyond scanners
now. Yeah, sure. In the benefit of foot thing and all the rest
Do you know how
much l three has? According to this article, how much money l
three communications of New York which have has? Who was that
they had a couple of guys, shilling for them. Anyway, they
sell these other body scanners how much money they've made in
government government contracts alone 900 million.
And what's not bad for us like the guys who do those websites
for 8 million a pop 18 million or 18 million a pop for a
website using Drupal.
I think they've changed to SharePoint now. Because that was
getting a little lame. As its it really it's one big scam
irrelevance is it's just a way of ripping off the taxpayer. Now
listen to me is that protecting the public is what really
bothers me about this about this health South thing. You know,
they're paying all these taxes or the Madoff thing for that
matter. I mean, there's there was no interest in protecting
the public. It was just protecting the the tax stream. I
mean, I nobody wins goes,
which goes straight into all kinds of other stuff that we
don't really benefit from, you know, we don't benefit from any
of it. All right. So towards the season, of course, to be jolly,
John, and thank you, darling. I love you. Now you, John, thank
you. I love you too, but in a different way. leaders around
the world of course, help us celebrate this, this joyous
occasion our president went to some met kids he had a little he
plugged his own book, which I don't have a clip up but at this
little clip of how he was talking to the little slave
let's go to Washington grade school, reading them the night
before Christmas. And this actually does kind of surprise
me to hear how he's training them for their lives future
lives as slaves to terror and other fine human resources.
Listen to listen to what he says to them. The President also read
a holiday classic Twas the Night Before Christmas by Clement
Moore. With a little driver sold widely and quick. I knew in a
moment it must be saying Nick, aka Santa Claus, aka Santa
Claus, aka Santa Claus. In other words, he's like
a name for a book. Let me write it down. AKA Santa Claus.
Oh, and my daughter is leaving to me say goodbye. See tomorrow.
Okay, bye. Yeah, aka Santa Claus. It fill in the blank, aka
Anwar al aulaqi. Yeah. It's just just preparing the sleeveless
to. What's his name? Oh, aka something else. These kids are
like five AKA AKA K. Ka. Ka Santa Claus.
You guys send me that clip.
And you hear like, the room is dead right? What do you expect?
Oh my getting my you're not getting any last with the kid.
Kids
mean I don't get it. I understand what he's saying.
And then of course in Gitmo nation, United States of Europe.
Do you know who the president is the United States of Europe or
John?
Well, is it the same guy? That's right guy, the dishrag guy
the dishrag guy. Yeah. You got to know his name. He's on point.
Yeah, exactly. Herman Van Rompuy? He decided to leave us
all with it. Well, you know what he does for a hobby?
Yeah, he's a poet. He's a haiku.
Haiku. That's right. He wrote us a little haiku. I want to hear
it. Well, unfortunately, it's in. He did it in Dutch slash
flow. That sucked. But it's only three lines so I can translate
it. translates listen to it. Mike admitted haiku session.
Still to invert. Silence and happiness for guest Miss toilet
naevia from Christmas to the New Year. Hoping the oak of hope
we're hoping for hope.
We're hoping for hope. Yes. Silence. What's the silence?
Everyone to shut up?
Let's do it. Again. Mike admitted haikus and haiku.
stilted and Verda. Silence and actually silence and happiness
silence and joy silence and happiness. Yes, you
shut up. You'll be happy. Shut
up. You'll be happy. My guest Miss naevia Oh, it's cold from
Christmas to the new year. So you gotta be shut it you got to
shut up and be happy between Christmas and the New Year.
That's weird a week. I don't know. I'm just saying that's
what he's telling us to do. And then the payoff, hope and the
oak of hope, also hoping for hope.
What does that even mean? I have no idea what hoping for Hope
means. But that's what he says. barbells fans. That's
literally what he's saying. Bob Hope fan. Hoping for hope. Damn.
And then the President and the First Lady that I did a
teleprompter for Christmas. How is this so horrible? And all
that of our servicemen? Oh the servicemen oh you know
servicemen one of
the clips I lost from a quipment malfunction was the queen. Oh of
England, the Queen of England giving her little speech and
then this was alluded to join me as it was you're missing out not
hearing us because it has nothing to do. It's Christmas
was about sport. Really? Yeah. She's everyone should go out and
play more in the fields. Seriously, is what it was. Sport
is good. It's good exercise. Like
is this like eight feet of snow? What is she telling the kids to
do? Like play in the snow kids freeze. Get used to the heat
you're not going to have when we ration you. Oh
wow. So I guess though there's a so I do have the PBS report of
snow in Europe, which I do Dec cook came through the clip that
downforce he didn't come through as the BBC report of snow in
Europe, which was a little more interesting, but there was one
piece of information in the PBS report of snow in Europe if you
want to hit it.
Christmas Eve was anything but a time of celebration for 1000s of
air travellers in Europe. A new round of snow and ice cause new
delays justice problems from earlier in the week had begun to
clear at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport plane sat on the tarmac
today after a shortage of de ICER. Fluid cut takeoffs in half
beds and blankets were brought out but for many people, there
was no end to the frustration Comadre particularly down the
shift. So today, this is the third day we have waited in the
airport. We waited for six hours today just to get to the Air
France information desk. They have promised us a flight for
tomorrow. But tonight we're just on a waiting list. We'll wait
and see. We might have a hotel for tonight. We'll have to wait
after tonight's flight leaves. There it is. We're enjoying our
Christmas Eve. airports in Dublin, Ireland and Brussels.
Belgium also ran short of de icing fluid and the unexpected
cold in Pakistan about
we had some people over here for Mickey's art club, including the
artists who was Dutch. And most of these people all went back on
the same plane to Schiphol and so they arrived at Schiphol
Airport had to wait on the tarmac for three hours, three
hours because some It was completely snowed in, of course,
because some plane couldn't leave the gate. And by the way,
this is the home field for KLM shows you how much they, they
care about their passengers. After flying for 12 hours there
on the tarmac. When you land you should be able to get a gate.
Yeah, no gate. But of course, the movements are very hard
because of all the snow. They clear the runways, but it's hard
to keep the taxiways and the and yeah, I'm sure it's clear. But
then the luggage, they weren't even taken luggage off the
plane. And they said Come back next week. What Yes, okay. I
swear to God. People had to wait a week for their luggage and
they didn't bring it to them. They had to come and get it. And
then search for it amongst piles of luggage. Yes, it was
pandemonium. God, and of course is search
for their own life. Yeah, that reminds me of the story. So I go
to do it. Now. It's gonna become anecdote time. So I go to
Russia. And I'm like, I've been on an Aeroflot flight of all
things, which is quite an experience. I could talk for a
while about that. So but I checked all my I didn't check
anything because I don't trust anyone any whereas that when I'm
returning from Europe, I will check luggage by the way over
No. So I'm stuffing my stuff in the overhead and somebody's
complaining to me about you know, being a nuisance or doing
this. So I got there I got all my stuff. Some guy never gets
his luggage, right? And so he says so he makes a big fuss.
He's in the same group. He's makes a huge fuss with the
airline is already in luggage, you know, and then they
apparently some woman had her luggage stolen but she was a
member of she was a member of some family that premieres and
or something and all of a sudden they found her leg is instantly
so he says he goes into he says he finally gets them to take him
to the lost luggage warehouse where he wants to look around it
turns out to be a hangar the size of that Moffett Field thing
is huge
that you can park the space shuttle in there you could put
the couple in there and it's mountains high of luggage and uh
huh it's like any any you to drive through it there's like a
roadway through these mountains of luggage
you think that the people will be more interested in getting
their stuff you want him say was
he said was the weirdest I'd love to have seen this thing he
did find his luggage curiously because it was the late last
thing they threw it on there. He says all the tags were intact.
He had his name address phone everything was all on there
wasn't like you know, there was anything missing that this
luggage would be? No they just apparently just randomly grab
luggage and throw it into this pile and then they go through it
rummage through it and steal stuff. I don't know.
Yeah, probably.
Anyways, my story for the day. So anyway, so that so PVS plays
is pretty straight. BBC played it, but they but instead of just
being a plains, bad trains good story. They actually played up
the trains problems because the trains had the same issues. Yes,
they weren't going anywhere. And the one that was the most
interesting that the BBC talked about was the Berlin to Hannover
train. Apparently, we're halfway through because when is when you
have apparently the overhead wires that they use for the
electrical, the high speed trains, they did get loaded down
with ice and it just froze. And so the train had to literally
stop halfway. And for like, 12 I just stopped and stayed there.
So people had to like, you know, snooze on the train. Actually,
I got a message from one of our producers in Gitmo nation
Deutschland. And the whole article was about how the
horrible state of German Rail apparently, you know, these
these train cars are outdated, you know, half from the
electricity doesn't work. So there's like no lights when they
go through tunnels. It's in shambles, apparently. And I
don't know. I don't know why. There's only one article.
And it was German to keep up this train.
That's why train business costing much money. That's what
it is. Exactly.
So the first thing I heard when I heard these reports, though,
is they were all we ran out a de icing you ran out of de icing?
Well, that maybe it's because you plan for global warming.
Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you. I read a tweet from someone this morning
saying there's something really profoundly wrong about seeing a
foot of snow on top of my Prius that I bought to save the world
from global warming.
Take a photo
Exactly. Hey, we have a relax I don't know if it's a two to the
head. But a very interesting story and I haven't I can do
some anecdotes about about this story which popped up just
before the the Christmas festivities were
slow to release any details about the investigation into the
death of 27 year old aspiring model Adrienne Nicole Martin
always a code they're aspiring model. What does that usually
mean John?
She's a hooker. Exactly.
Who is found dead inside the home of August Bush, the fourth
former CEO of Anheuser Busch.
Police said the woman died at Bush's Huntly home in Missouri.
But say they found no apparent signs of trauma. No bushes,
longtime family attorney released a statement saying
there was quote, nothing to suggest anything suspicious. The
medical examiner is expected to take six weeks to determine the
cause of death. So I saw Anheuser Busch was my client in
the in the mid 90s. actually built my company built
budweiser.com and Bud light.com. And the Born on label that you
have on your beer can was my idea. The Born on date? And that
emerged that you mentioned this before? I don't know if I've
mentioned on the show. Okay, well, I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'll do it on the show. This is back when the web was like, you
know, hand coded when front page was only a gleam in my eye. And
and we discovered that if you could read the barcode on a
bottle or on a can of Budweiser, you could figure out how old
when your beer came off the assembly line down to the
quarter hour, and we had a widget on the website and you
could enter in the code and then it would give you your born on
date and they liked it so much to put it on the can. Anyway, so
at the time grinder, because I know all the nicknames and
everything is we this is like a family business before the
Belgians bought it InBev just just got sold, which of course
is why this guy is going off the deep end. So August Bush the
third better known as grinder, he was just handing the reins
over to August Bush the force his nickname Woody. And with
good reason. This guy was nothing but a player. He had
nothing but chicks wanted her. I think he's divorced. And he was
divorced back then. I think it might have had one kid really
young at the time, but he was, you know, I was in his office,
we were pitching him so I can't remember because he was like the
CEO and he read the pitch this jabroni and you look at his
agenda and it would say like buy Porsche today. It was in his in
his planner. Like okay, you're really busy. So, yeah, I think
we can just if if they're going to release any information if
they do any real investigation, I think you'll find that this
aspiring model came to a tour and in an unfortunate perhaps
drug related way. I think you can just kind of wait for that.
But not too too. They
had been he actually it was filed under the wrong heading.
We do so we do have
to to the head Exactly.
A story which you have any of the details of it. I didn't I
don't have it on my screen. Yeah,
I have some of the some of the links. So I mean, this is
a real sketchy one is obviously to to the head because the guy's
killed. He's over. He's like one of these. Well, here I have
a hold on a second. I have a clip. I hope this clip will play
for us. And this clip is a news report about what happened and
then we can kind of get into the details. Yes, and researchers
around the world are mourning the death tonight at a professor
at Case Western Mark Smith, renowned authority in the field
of Alzheimer's research was killed by a hit and run driver
who shadow fires. Curtis Jackson is live in the newsroom with
more on this story.
John Mark Smith was one of the top three Alzheimer's
researchers in the world. His innovative theories on the
disease radically changed the search for a cure. The 45 year
old opened researchers eyes to any oxidants as a potential way
to prevent Alzheimer's. He was also the editor in chief of the
Journal of Alzheimer's disease. Police a Smith was killed by a
hit and run driver on chagrin road. And Bainbridge township
has death has devastated people who hope to one day find a cure.
But wait, there's more. So not only is and this gives the guy
by the way, who predicted Eli Lilly did their their
Alzheimer's drug would would fail.
Right and also would history there because they were a
complete opposite ends of the spectrum on on on the analysis
of what this one particular substance which forms in the
brain and did Gachi kind of it's like scabs, scabs up a scarring
area or areas that are scarred for one reason or another. And
the Eli Lilly drug eliminates this from happening because they
believe that that's what causes Alzheimer's. This guy whose dad
believes just the opposite this thought that the lily dry that's
necessary to the brain for this this function to take place. And
the lily drug is actually making Alzheimers worse.
So not only does this guy get killed by a hit and run driver
after you know, he's been pretty much against one of the largest
industries in the universe outside of the banking world.
But then something very interesting is discovered.
The fact that Alzheimer's is now the sixth leading cause of death
in the United States makes it a huge issue for this country and
for the rest of the world and finding a cure is is critical
because the baby boomers are starting to reach the age where
Alzheimer's can start to hit. And he was determined to find a
cure or help find a cure.
Sorry, that was actually about the size of the industry when
you think about it. I mean, how does Alzheimer's kill your job?
Do you forget to breathe? Or what happens?
I don't know how I mean, I don't know that's a direct cause of
death. I mean, you can you wander. You get lost. I
mean, it's the it's the what did she just say? Like the fifth
largest cause of death?
Yeah, I don't know. I never heard that it was a cause of
death. That's what she just said, Well, I don't know. What
is it? What is it caused you to do? Well, I
don't know. But it's this. It's a cause of death home on the
baby boomers are starting to reach the mean, just roll that
back for a second.
Well, I have to look into this because I guess we don't use too
many cars more. You know, the number of people there's causes
of death. And if you start doing the math is like that's way over
100% Because this is the cause of death. And that's the cause
of death.
The way she said it again, in the United States. Sorry, back
just a little bit. Hold on. I want to hear this. Now. This is
interesting at Alzheimer's is now the sixth leading cause of
death, the sixth leading cause of death.
To house any sense. I thought that was
swine flu. Well, could be Alzheimer's, if they were lucky.
Well, that's okay. Well, anyway, so while you're looking that up,
let's continue with the report because the hit and run driver
that killed them. Making to very unfortunate and
a huge issue for this country and for the rest of the world
and finding a cure is is critical because the baby
boomers are starting to reach the age where Alzheimer's can
start to hit and he was determined to find a cure or
help find a cure. Police say 50 year old David neesham of
Bainbridge township was behind the wheel of a car that killed
Smith. Bizarrely, police tracked down the car and found neesham
dead inside the vehicle. Oh,
by the way, that story change. He was dead inside the vehicle
in one report and dead inside his house and another girl. You
know, it's
been all over the
circumstances surrounding Nissan's death and the accident
remain under investigation by phone tonight. Smith's wife told
me she has received condolence calls.
Right. Okay. No, that's doesn't sound good.
No. Sounds like a pro. Yeah. Mike Zelena.
Oh, no, sir Mike, actually one of our producers put together a
whole bunch of links which are in the show notes, no agenda
show.com. And this is indeed, there's a different link there
where the article says the drive was found dead in his home. But
in the video report they're saying was found dead in his
car. But when you think about anything that potentially could
stop the sixth largest cause of death, and how much money is
involved in that and someone who is a squeaky wheel or a cog in
the machine it I think sometimes it's easier to kill somebody
than to deal with the fallout from it. Oh, there's a new
report here. He apparently the oh this is great. John, the
driver in the car that killed the case draw died of a drug
overdose. These guys have no shame do they?
Give a pro.
Here's the report. The coroner's office and preliminary. They're
supposed to release. Interesting how that always takes weeks to
release results. But now it's like they have Oh preliminary
results. Oh, looks like he died of a drug overdose. In his home
after the accident. No word on what the drug overdose what the
drug was that he Odede on. Unbelievable. Hey, if someone
hits me with a car and dies of a drug overdose, please. Please
don't believe it was just a coincidence.
Yeah, but I can not believe it's a coincidence. But what am I
going to do about it?
Stay indoors.
Stay away from windows your next why is this little red.on? Me?
We've been tracking
the foots that have been washing up on the on the shore of
primarily up there in Washington.
Yeah, Puget Sound mostly no agenda footstool, so it's
Canada, Canada. Why don't you know the shorelines of that
area?
So there's I found an article that was sent to me. Someone has
an explanation.
And by the way, we are the only national international show of
any sort intergalactic show. intergalactic show. We're the
only people that cover this topic.
Well, not only that we have a website for no agenda.
footsie.com Yes. And every single footsie that has watched
it by the way, there's no feats in the plural of footsie that
washes up on shore we're tracking now we have Shane
Lambert. Who is who is Shane Lambert. Think some I don't know
who this is, but wrote in with an explanation to the Vancouver
Sun. And here it is, in my opinion some of the feet, which
should be foots belong to missing victims of the Asian
tsunami from 2004. Oh, bull crap. Their feet were just
floating on ocean current. And
then during the tsunami that one foot just came dislocated and
decided to float out to sea and then come all the way across the
Pacific and then landing in victory in Vancouver rather than
Santa Monica. I mean,
I'm just telling you, this is a series this is what the this is
serious news here. Oh, there's an update to the story.
Apparently only one of the running shoes found on the foots
was of a type not commonly found in North America was
manufactured in India. So that kind of blows the whole tsunami
theory. I mean, how can you even believe that a foot will stay
good in the water for six years? How do people even publish this
stuff?
I don't know. Just like, I don't know. It's like a columnist.
Hey, so guess what? They finally saw the movie Iron Man. The
first one or the second one? The first one? Yeah, it's a it's a
good movie. It's a little far fetched.
What you mean about a guy who builds a metal suit that can
fly? Yeah, somewhat. Yeah. And your point is,
that was it? That's my point.
That's the one you saw for Christmas. That was your big
family outing.
It's the family movie. It's great. Also, I started watching
once again, I have to watch this would be the third time I don't
like to watch movies over and over. Eric loves watching movies
a million times. But I rarely watch a movie twice. Even though
every time I do I go. That's funny. I don't remember this.
But the International is a movie which should be on our list of
one whoever's maintaining the MEDIA list of movies to watch
recommended movies. The International is just as a
really nice film, that it's about international banking.
And, you know, in the corruption involved Clive
Owen and Julia Roberts, I believe No, it's
not Julia Roberts had some other Roberts. No, it's not. It's a
blonde woman. And it's, it's just a very entertaining film.
Right. Have you seen it? Yes. We've discussed it many times.
We discussed it again. Well, it's the Alzheimer's kicking in.
I do want to mention something that happened on the last show,
where we I opened up the show with quite a tirade about the
Don't Ask, Don't Tell repeal, which of course is not really a
repeal. And we've gotten a couple of people saying you read
the wrong bill. You douchebag you horrible man, you asked
wipe.
You read the wrong bill number.
Correct. And this is what's so disappointing, because
ironically, people who are yelling, saying, you know, you
read the wrong bill, man, they actually haven't read the bill
ever read any of the meaning because all I gave out the wrong
number. But I did read the correct bill. I read the text of
the right bill, but I gave it the wrong number. And these
people who are saying that is horrible. And I was wrong. You
didn't even take the time to do what we try and teach you to do
on the show, which is actually read it's only one page. And
luckily, we did get a little bit of news. Defence Secretary
Robert Gates sent a memo. Oh, by the way, troops who thinks that
this has been repealed? I want to remind you that Don't Ask
Don't Tell remains in effect until 60 days after the
government certifies the military is ready for
implementation. The Pentagon says it does not know how long
the certification process may take. And still everywhere you
watch in the media, the whole trip is on now about Obama's
done these five great things in his first in the first he hasn't
really playing that. Like he's so great. You and even on the
White House websites like the don't ask the same right there.
The President signed a bill that repealed Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
It's just not true. I don't want to get into it again. But it's
just not true. And I hope you were able to tell some of your
relatives and friends this over the days when you were on, you
know, Christmas visitation? Well let them know. That is that's a
big lie. It's a big joke. And then
from the government
also found this funny analysis about the START treaty and says
I will Rahu this was Mikhail margul off head of Foreign
Affairs Committee of the Russian Federation in a television
interview said if you read the text of the Start document
carefully, it becomes clearer, it becomes clear that Americans
will be reducing the number of warheads they have, while Russia
can up the levels defined by the document, it's even better than
I thought it was. Is that right? Yeah. Well, I don't know what
the current levels are. But apparently this this guy says,
Why Why should we bother signing something like that?
Because it's, it's to help. We don't we've talked about this
because it's not about protecting anybody. It's about
selling particular types. What we
did is we traded some of our weapons so we could have better
access to certain markets that the Russians may have locked
down. Yeah, well, yeah,
exactly. And we and we get to be in the Visa, MasterCard,
business, I guess.
We went through a lot of rigmarole to make sure we had
Visa and MasterCard access in Russia. Yeah. I mean, we had
there's a bunch of that in the WikiLeaks.
Yes, exactly. Well, that's my point. And then and then how
does this work? You get Anna Chapman who of course, is she
already in Playboy? She is going to be in Playboy next month, I
think or this coming month. The the hot the redheaded Russian
is right there Russian spy.
Dude, listen to that.
Oh, ex Russian spy Anna Chapman made her political debut in
Moscow as the leader of a Kremlin backed youth group.
How does this work? I don't I want to be a Russian spy. And
then and then. This is
classic. I mean, this is the show you that the intelligence
agencies have taken over both these countries.
But it's fantastic because first of all, she's in Maxim magazine.
Then she gets a job. She got like some really good gig at a
university. And now she's the leader of a political party and
she's in Playboy and she's still hot.
This is awesome. Chapman became a media sensation when her
glamorous life as a sleeper agent in the US was discovered.
I love the little sleeper agent, sleeper agent asleep with me
baby sleeper agent,
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin defended Chapman and the nine
others in the Russia inspiring after they were arrested and
expelled from the US.
Why didn't they why were they expelled? Why didn't we hang
them? Why don't we have waterboard them or execute them?
Well, they
didn't do anything illegal, except for the false papers and
you can't really waterboard people over that. Oh, yes. There
was a swap. Let's face reality.
What did we swap? What are we getting returned? I don't see
any
Oh, I was obviously some nobody wanted to talk about, well,
maybe this is. So we swapped them. We still have less nuclear
warheads. I don't get it.
Well, I'm, it doesn't make a lot of sense to me either. But I'm
sure we're somehow generally speaking, we come out ahead on
these deals, so I'm not too concerned about it.
I know. I get it. She gets to return to Russia and we get
pictures of her in Playboy. That's how we win.
That's a win win for him. He also promised them jobs back
home. He attractive 28 year old has profited from her celebrity.
She won a consulting job at a Russian bank.
Not a university a bank consultant job and bank
consulting job at a bank. Hey, Anna, mudroom, you get into that
desk
and I come over here we want you in this meeting. Hey, Anna was
on the on the the calendar as a resource you could book let's
like a conference room. And as busy Damn, I wanted her in my
meeting. Because she's so fun to look at and
appeared in a laundry photoshoot for a magazine now as the face
of what
do you notice how women even in Russia do that? Isn't that kind
of weird? That's like
she picked it up from American Oprah Winfrey. Yeah, but Oprah
Winfrey Yeah,
it's like it's one Oh, it's usually when
women drink cream it's it's a banshee it's a
drink thing whenever they're like we're gonna drink we're
gonna drink you never hear guys go like that. Hey, man, let's go
have a beer I never hear that. But it's you know what I mean?
It again it's like this Chelsea Lately thing and there's all
there's a big thing with with women drinking that drinking and
howling Yeah, let's drink
now, guardia that
I finally saw that full clip of the Oprah Winfrey giveaway.
Yeah, my most favourite things Wow. Wow, that's pretty Bill
Maher use that as his Christmas
card last dinner.
Yeah. But it's unbelievable just women just going nuts over
stuff.
And Oprah look looking like she's completely insane.
We picked up the National Enquirer the in bankruptcy now.
And that which makes no sense to anybody since it's it's
obviously I don't know what the deal is with that bankruptcy.
Um, maybe Maybe maybe the agencies don't have enough
control over it. Oh, no, it's not going anywhere.
Regardless, they're still saying that Oprah's gay they're not
having it. Oh, they are Yeah, yeah they're not having any of
her explanation that is like the real truth yeah let's face it
when it comes to this stuff these guys are always kind of
right
now the Enquirer is notorious for being right even though they
pay with you know the funny thing is they're always right
and they but the mainstream media won't give them any kudos
for it because it because it because it's they're unethical
because they will pay sources for information you know the
right the way that cop pays the you know, the black you know,
five bucks so I can find out what's going on around the
corner. So they but the fact of the matter is and everybody in
the writing community then journalist generally speaking,
we all know that the Enquirer is incredibly, I mean, they have
been sued when they've been wrong, but their their track
record is actually pretty fantastic. I mean, they were the
ones who busted Edwards before anyone had a clue. They had Al
Gore, the sex poodle, they had Al Gore Yeah, they have they get
these guys
and all this stuff. They get it then do you think Oprah is
compromised by the way you think she's compromised? I'm
not sure if she's probably not compromised. That's where
they're going after?
Right? She's trying to hang on to every little because she's
gonna do this Oprah does own Oprah's Women's Network. And I
think that's you know,
she's also got so much money that she's an obvious target for
a lot of you know, evil people.
Yeah, like the Hollywood whackers
Yeah, it's possible even though she's you know, I think she's
out of Chicago.
Yeah, no, but the Hollywood whackers is where they whack
Well, she should stay out of Hollywood. Yeah.
Especially anyway, Hills is dangerous. So we've done worse
we digress.
fallen off the track. People need to see that once in a
while. Well, well here just a little break. I got I got an
oldie but a goodie. Just tell me. Guess who this person is
played memorable scream real quick. Oh,
I already know I don't even have to listen to know who it is.
Washington DC to take back the White House.
Howard Dean. It was the scream that that killed a campaign they
said
well, he's campaign was dead in the water at the time, but that
really killed it. You know, I remember when Howard Dean Tara
Dean was interesting because he was the first internet candidate
where they actually Joe tripping these guys had put together an
amazing because this guy was on the cover of Time magazine. He
was going to be the me he was just he hadn't he was on the
right track ahead now. So I got to I watched him when he first
realised when he killed himself when he showed up on talk shows.
When he came to the Letterman Show, I'm sorry, the Leno Show.
He came out his tie, I swear to guy was down to his knees. He
had this big red tie down to his knees and he all it was missing
was a red nose. And uh, you know, it may be the tie lights
up. And I mean, he looked like a clown and he clumped out and he
was just goofy. And he was trying to be funny, you know,
which wasn't, you know, you never saw the guy
got written out. He got written out of the scripts. That's how
he wrote
himself out of the script. He was not he was not electable.
Okay, why do you bring that up? Is there any particular reason
or I wish
to I know, I was thinking of doing a retrospective of the
last year no agenda shows based on clips. And then I came up
with this clip. So this clip is four five, what is this clip?
Eight years old? How old is this clip? Yeah,
eight years. Anyway, so
you got stuck on that you just kept playing in a loop and that
was it. And you couldn't say you had to play it I who? Because we
never played that clip on the show never moved further felt
the desire to play the clip.
Or the couple things from wrong Gitmo nation. Let's see. This is
kind of interesting is there's kind of a war going on in the
southern part of Gitmo nation lowlands and I'm not quite sure
how this works but now in Maastricht which is way down at
the bottom that kind of borders on France if you look at the map
there you can see of Belgium is all kind of all interconnected
down there at the bottom of the lowlands. The EU courts have now
approved I think I told you about this about the weed
licence the pass so if you're a foreigner and you come across
the border and want to buy weed in a coffee shop in the lowlands
down there in the south, they can refuse you service because
you're a foreigner which is really weird because these are
supposed to be states now like the United States what Yeah,
yeah, so they're banning that when the whole thing is of
course the foreigner I mean, do they mean foreign? If you're
French Yeah. French Are you from Belgium Ah, sorry, from the
United States
got
completely out of the question. Tab, but that's the
only reason these places are in busy exactly what you want to be
stoners from the United He showed up
and the well England actually. But there's something else going
on down there. I mean, I'm not quite sure what's happening but
this is being used as the excuse. But now if you want to
buy weed now you have to have some kind of pass.
You have to have a weed pass out to be a registered registered
smoker. Yeah, well, it's like California. In fact, it's true
weed is more legal in California than it is in the Netherlands. I
have to keep reminding people of this there is no it is not legal
in the Netherlands. It is not legal. Barring foreigners, may
be a weird victory for Dutch border towns. Mastiff alone sees
10,000 visitors a day most of them Belgium, Germany and
France. The number of those visitors who come primarily to
purchase marijuana and of course pot isn't all they purchase.
Income tax revenues from border city coffee shops are likely to
decline. Perceptive deliciously Yeah, da. Great reporting.
precipitously, I think is the word. Yeah, that's
what I meant. But that's kind of weird, though. And this is part
of just removing it altogether, I guess. Because you can't have
one country in amongst all the states in the union there.
We do that here. We got California. They got their own
weed laws.
Yeah, but our president doesn't do haikus.
Yeah, there was there. They're not doing this. Right. They're
not doing it as a republic. They're doing it as a giant Nazi
state. Yep. Yeah, well, that's different. So it shouldn't even
be called the United States of Europe because there's no
they're not states anymore. They're there.
Well, they are they're getting pretty close on some stuff in
Gitmo nation East. They are, they're ready to roll out the
slave jewellery. So if you thought See Something, Say
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an actual product in in the UK.
It's called shipping granny. It's called buddy.
It's called buddy, buddy. Yeah, I will listen.
Okay, by now. Your daughter? Yes,
she means well, but ever since I had that full she does nothing
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was fine with mom.
How do you know I bought her a buddy. Oh, what? This is
amazing. It protects me day and night and it stops Lucy from
worrying about me. If mom has a full or doesn't get home safe
buddy tells me straightaway exactly where she is. And Lucy
who always were the clever sister.
I think it's time I got a buddy. We all have people we worry
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And for those you love, visit body.co.uk And they're actually
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grandma, buddy
I think we could sell that product here and make him make
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It's the patents already owned probably by bi Incorporated. You
get you obviously have to get you know a licence. I mean you
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the new I've fallen I can't get up. Oh yeah, thing. It's great.
That's great. And by the way, speaking of tracking, so nice to
see that NORAD our aviation defence system is able to track
a mythical fat guy in a red suit flying with on a sleigh with
reindeer. It can't seem to report and or do anything about
jet airliners supposedly hijacked by Muslim terrorists on
911. It's fascinating how that works. It's such an insult after
911 that they actually still go through the motions of oh, we're
tracking Santa on the satellite and NORAD were so cool. said
that's about all you track is phantom stuff.
I wish they would track bin Laden. Yeah, well, precisely. So
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thank you. All right. I think we did two and a half hours on
Thursday we really because we had extra donation when extra
long I think we put in the work we get we get the information
out there and we really just do a two hour show no matter what.
And we're still we're all we're trying to do is just help
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everything the media says however this next report, I will
completely swallow as true.
As I know where this is, I already know where this would
what you're going to do.
The New Zealand Defence Forces released 2000 pages of files on
UFOs dating back as far as the early 1950s And there's some
crazy ass stuff in here. Actual drawings of the UFOs in this is
great because now there's like there's like a fake WikiLeaks
cable that's floating around now as well talking about a UFO
base. South of New Zealand
Yeah, neuron Artica. Yeah.
And by the way, it is that as a fake WikiLeaks cable this is the
problem isn't
what you predicted. By the way. I'm gonna give you that one.
It's so easy. I mean, we're gonna get tonnes of these now.
We have take WikiLeaks tonnes of these fake WikiLeaks things.
It's very easy for disinformation. And where all of
this leads towards is Project Blue Beam. I have completely
changed my course. Although I still believe that you know,
there's obviously the mothership is coming. Eventually it will
arrive. But this is all part of Project Blue Beam please. Oh,
Well that
I'm thinking that it would be you know, what hasn't happened
yet is a really outstanding, and I think maybe we should do this
or somebody that would listen to the show should do this. A
really outstanding WikiLeaks hoax. Oh, dude, I'm telling that
catches on
you we can do it. We can do it. We can do it.
So we had to think about we had to come up with a topic and
something believable.
So what are people usually interested in? royalties?
I think I think we should come up with some somebody had a sex
change. No, that's not unexpected. It's actually a
woman. No,
that's not it's not even funny. It is funny. No, it's not funny.
It was Obama, it would be funny. No, it's not
funny. Now. It's got to be something that you're right. But
um, first of all, why are we going to do this just to prove a
point that we can
Well, April's coming up. I just think it'd be fun. I
don't think I think I think there's going to be enough fake
Wiki Leaks reports out there that we're not going to have to
do much it's unfortunate because no one ever comes out the end
and says, haha, just fooling. But if you go to George
Washington University, they have something called the electronic
briefing books. And this is the National Security Archive
electronic briefing books. I put this link in the show notes at
no agenda show.com because this actually provides declassified
records on issues including US national security, foreign
policy, diplomatic military history. They have they've
gotten microfiche collections if you really want some WikiLeaks,
if you really want some information that is interesting.
Go to this site. It's more interesting than the WikiLeaks
stuff I swear to god they've got just the what are some of the
headline stuff they got here new The declassified documents
disclosed Carter administration's unsuccessful
efforts to rollback Islamic bots secret nuclear programme is the
same thing as WikiLeaks. Cold War air defence relied upon
widespread dispersal of nuclear weapons documents show Justice
Department censors Nazi hunting story, I mean, it's better than
wiki leaks and it's stuff that has just been obtained under
freedom of information requests at George Washington University
It's great stuff
when I'm going to start looking through it you should I thought
you were gonna go didn't instead of going into this direction
that we're going to talk about the space wars taking place
outside of Antarctica.
But what that's what I that's fake. This started over to
source your fall wrote that I mean, I follow this stuff. And
then who picks it up? The EU knew some of like,
yeah, so the EU is I know it's terrible article. Yeah, but they
steal it from what does it what does it starts with? Go to what
does it mean.com I like
the fact that you segment these things so you have the real at
UFO stories you have as you see them and the fake ones, which is
this one as a UFO. Quite funny though, as
a UFO aficionado, it's very important to be able to
segregate the fake stuff now, that's not to say that the Nazis
didn't actually have flying saucers on the south pole at the
end of the Second World War because they did they did have
flying saucer technology. But this is this is part of the
Project Blue Beam written by you know these disinformation ISTS.
Who are I think, Russia and Russian connected as bullcrap.
However, some stuff is real, just not this. This is not the
real stuff. It's just not it. I can't believe you think I'd fall
for that, John.
I'm not saying anything. I never said you'd fall for it. I mean,
you believe that there's a stargate and the Gulf of Aden?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, you know,
that's no problem. Oh, yeah. No thumbs up to that one.
So it's been three weeks now since Mickey and I stopped
smoking. Very proud of that, not to dwell on it. But of course,
one of my motivating factors was the fact that our president and
it came out to John three weeks ago, I had a sound clip of
Robert Gibbs being queried about the president smoking. And he
was like, Oh, right. Yeah, because the guy is still
smoking. So of course, I use this on the show. And, you know,
someone's got to be listening. And I said, Oh, man, you know,
we got to get this guy off the smoking thing. We got to like,
put some information out there that he stopped smoking, even
though he hasn't would let's set this up. Because the the,
there's chatter, there's chatter about the president smoking. So
we get asked a question in the Ministry of Truth briefing
Surgeon General this morning called one of our
correspondents. When asked about the President's smoking habits
Code he's working very hard to stop. He's been working very
hard at it. So my question is, How hard has he been working on?
And what's he doing? I have I have
listened to all the stuttering I have.
I have
I have not seen or witnessed evidence of any smoking in
probably nine months.
What? How much of a lie is this? Three weeks ago? He's saying the
guy smokes. And now he's like, I have not witnessed any evidence
of smoking for nine months. Is it unbelievable?
You know, I think it's a guy's a smoker, he should just come out
on the podium, Obama and light one up and smoke it you got to
listen to you got to be ashamed of himself. I mean, that he's
got to, you know, he could probably do more to stop people
from smoking by saying like, this is terrible this stuff. I
mean, one of the things that the President can do is he sets a
sort of moral tone for the nation, if he could just say,
Look, this is stupid as thing I or say, or say hell, this is
great. I love smoking, because I get nervous in this job. And let
everybody go back to smoking. I mean, it's just like, what's the
point?
Well, so Robert, Rod, Robert Gibbs actually touches on all of
these points. You just have to understand that well, now he's
he starts off by lying, saying, Well, I have not. He actually
sticks his tongue out a couple of times, which is always the
sign of a liar, the snake, he sticks his tongue out. And I
have not seen any evidence like the President has been smoke
free for nine months, or so proud of him now, I have not
seen any evidence. He's been hiding the evidence from me. So
not only is the President lying to his wife, to his kids, to
everybody, that this guy is lying for him, and then he's
going to continue on. And just keep in the back of your mind is
everything he says about not smoking means the President is
smoking and he talks about why he's smoking. Just listen to it.
It's deplorable. Any smoking and probably probably
nine months, you know that he's working at it as he talked
about. Once you say he's, look, this is look, look look look
look look look Hear me out. Now. Look. Hey, look, look, it's not
I mean, I think you've heard him say this this is this is not
something that he's proud of. He knows that.
So he hasn't stopped because it otherwise he would be proud
wouldn't he? John? He's not he no evidence either.
Smoking is he and he's not proud of being a smoker.
But but gives his saying I haven't seen any evidence of him
smoking and
the damage. He hasn't seen an ashtray filled with butts, thank
you.
It's not good for him. He knows that it's he doesn't like it. He
doesn't doesn't like children to know about it, obviously,
including his
children, aka those little people I have to speak to. I
think he has the he has worked extremely hard. Shut up your
Blackberry.
I think he would tell you even when, in the midst of Listen, a
tax agreement and a start deal, and all the other things that
accumulate that even where he might have once found some
comfort in that he's he's he's pushed it away. So What a
liar. What a lying sack. He had to start below and he had the,
you know, tax deal and all that and he's pushed it away. He's
pushed it away. He's pushed to the ashtrays under the couch and
some
comfort in that he's, he's, he's pushed it away. So he
understands. He understands this dangerous and I think his hay
has a Gibbs
a lot of somebody asked this guy, Hey, I don't want the
president on edge needing a smoke and pushing it away when
he shouldn't be reading these documents and be relaxing a
little bit. You know, smokers don't necessarily respond to
what don't you think what? Besides you
is the problem. You know what? I'm sorry, man. It's it's not
easy, right? It's just not easy. It really is not easy at
all. You're not under the stress of a president of the United
States.
What kind of stress is that? Read the
stressful job people are throwing he's making a sign
things with many, many pens.
Oh my God, there's so many pens I need to smoke. Oh, the First
Lady's waiting from Bill Clinton has to speak because I have to
go to the Christmas party the First Lady's waiting for me I
need a smoke. I have to read a blog to read to these kids. Twas
the Night Before Christmas Saint Nick aka Santa Claus. I need to
smoke
K. I need to smile to class you got to send me that tip. I want
to put it into the big clip show. I need to smoke
Oh, come on, man. How hard is that? I could do that gig. I
know I could. I know I know. I can tell
you could do as good a job I need to smoke
makes me it doesn't make you feel good to say that though.
And smoke funny.
So I got a clip on the the CBS homegrown terrorism report. Oh
nice. Yes. Or people stiff?
Oh, I'm very interested in the terrorism that happens in does
hinterland Wow six minutes. Have we not played this?
No, we didn't play it it was the we had it up we never played it.
Well, let's let's
say we listen to we listen to the home care. I'm into some
home terrorism. Yeah, we
need to talk it up.
With the holidays here. President Obama's top
counterterrorism adviser tried to reassure the public today it
is safe to travel. John Brennan said law enforcement.
This is the guy who didn't know that London they had arrested 12
People in London.
Well, he knows it's safe to travel.
And intelligence agencies are doing all they can to prevent a
terror attack. More and more often. The seeds of terror are
being planted right here. So tonight, we put homegrown terror
in focus
was the day after Thanksgiving in Portland, Oregon, and you
have upwards of 10,000 people packed into the city's main
square. So you have families, you have little kids. People are
singing Christmas carols, or what they don't know is that
someone actually planned to blow the event up. His goal is to
either kill or injure every single person
unbelievable. It's just unbelievable. Well how this is
being reported in that great the guy didn't plan to blow it up
the FBI said Hey, kid, dial this number and something will go
boom
even though and by the way, they levelled to World Trade Centre
buildings and killed 3500 This guy's gonna kill 10,000 at a at
a Christmas tree ceremony? I don't think so with a van with a
van
Coover and FBI sting operation may have foiled the plot to bomb
downtown Portland but the Fallout was
unbelievable. The foiled a plot. No, they made the plot. They
came up with the idea and told the kid do you want to do it?
This is
unbelievable. And I knew this would get you.
Oh, yeah. And then and then and unfortunately the recording
broke when they were setting the kid up for the first time.
Yeah, well, you know things things that I had a malfunction.
Yeah, it's like that.
It's like curry setup make your shit didn't work either. Curry.
You know, you know how it is, you know when the Mac crashes.
Well, that happened to us
from last month attempt reveals an emerging terrorist threat
homegrown in the US homegrown
and fed by the FBI. This is
a 19 year old American teenager and at some point he basically
became radicalised enough to want to blow up 10s of 1000s of
people in what essentially was his hometown.
Since September 11 15, Americans and foreigners living here
illegally have been implicated in plots against the US. They've
tried to carry out 11 acts this year alone, individual au pair,
carry out terrorist acts are in this country.
Al Qaeda today is much more sophisticated than what the
general American population thinks. They think about al
Qaeda in Afghanistan, with a turbans wishing to coughs on
their shoulders.
Nothing has spread outside his reach, like the internet with
its vast network of websites targeting disaffected Muslims.
Hey,
John, where are these vast networks of websites that they
never linked to and I can never find?
They're out there. There's that they're vast, and they're out
there and they're interlinked. They're
vast, and they're vast. It's vast, it's chilling and vast,
what was once taught at a training camp can now be learned
online.
It's tough to find somebody that is working maybe out of their
basement in Kansas or Missouri and self radicalising.
It wasn't that long ago that when there was a terrorist
attack, I want self radicalising.
I'm glad you caught that one
self radicalising Yeah. What is that is that like?
That means you you you are interested or I'm a person
you're walking down the street to do to do. And then you go on
the internet and you watch one of these videos and the next
thing you go wow, I've got Oh no, this is awesome. I have to
go I have to radicalise myself, because this is bad what's going
on what they're telling me what these what these goofballs are
telling me if you can even find one of these sites, and so you
become a home grown, homegrown terrorist terrorist. Wow is
again going I bitched about in the last show. This is our
government turning Americans against Americans. This is all
this is and this is some No,
no, no, no. This is Americans doing it to themselves sisters
are doing it for themselves. We are self radicalising. It's kind
of it's kind of like a terror masturbation I got to self
radicalise. Oh this oh god
you know those dudes term is interesting because it it harks
it has like it kind of has, you know, the word self
actualization. Yeah, is a hippie dippie New Age term that came
about and self actualization is like a good self radical as you
know, the self you're doing it for yourself kind of thing. It
has a it has some it's catchy. I think it's I think it's an
emancipation. I think it's a good term, I think is a good
catchy song
radicalisation.
Yeah, I think it's a good term. I mean, it's bogus. And I don't
think it's going on. Any more than self actualization is going
on. It's just, you know, total BS.
It's fun. I love it. It works. It's a great term. Yeah. Let's
listen to the rest of this. This is really good. We were sorry.
During the the one thing you don't get to see in the audio
clip is that all the while they're showing this this six
minute which is almost the entire news show on CBS day,
they put up the words so there'll be a black black screen
was self radicalization.
Oh, it's it's mind control point. Its power cycle
PowerPoints on the show. And every point they bring this up,
boom
into the show pictures of guys and turbans. Yeah,
yeah, they got all the doll a big roll is all over the place.
It's outrageous. I love this. CBS right CBS rocks, something
that was hatched by someone in a cave overseas. Now, often we're
talking about people from Connecticut.
Earlier plots rely on
Connecticut.
That's that one guy from Connecticut. That guy who tried
to blow up as a van in Times Square was from Connecticut. So
now they're making everybody in Connecticut as a potential
terrorist.
He wasn't from Connecticut. He was he was he was from like,
Yemen wasn't you
know, he lived in Connecticut. He was like he was a stockbroker
or something. He was just that he was a goofball guy lived in
Connecticut self radicalised,
Connecticut Ian. Yep. Yep. Yeah, you can count on him every
single time
on sleeper cells. American terrorists are increasingly
acting as lone wolves. Who can easily blend in
another good one a lone wolf that can blend in nice as be
stopped nice. I'm blending in no one can see me. The terror is
amongst you. It is invisible be
a phrase that don't even talk to counterterrorism folks. And the
one thing they fear the most is a terrorist with what they call
a golden passport. A US passport.
A perfect example. Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzad,
what makes it difficult and tracking Shazad he was you know,
he was just an average guy with a family in Connecticut. And
what makes it more difficult for a guy like him is he's he's free
to go around looking for targets in 911 the the focus the goal
was was massive casualties. And what we're seeing now are these
smaller more frequent attacks on so called soft targets theatres,
stadiums restaurants who Oh yeah,
I didn't I read somewhere that the government is now warning us
that al Qaeda a cue to the US to the A that they're going to be
poisoning.
rather's buffet Yeah, they
didn't catch any legs right it didn't catch
any any they didn't let me mention something else the the
normal line in there that was disconcerting to me was they the
American citizens you know they're talking about this guy
but they're essentially talking about all Americans that means
you meet me and in a disparaging way with this with this specific
line free to look for targets. Yeah,
let's just roll that back. I do want to hear that.
They're free. In other words, you're free. Once you're self
radicalised. You're free to roam around looking for targets.
That's just my house like we do should nobody should be free in
that regard, then
it's my hobby. Here we go is much
more sophisticated than what the general American population
thinks they think about al Qaeda in Afghanistan, with turbans and
a cave. 40 sevens are coalition costs on their shoulders right?
We already got spread kindness reach like the internet with its
vast network of websites targeting disaffected Muslims.
What was once taught at a training camp can now be what is
that in the background? Is that the guys talking in the cave?
Yeah, I know. What am I gonna call it go like some YouTube
video on it. We're like Hola. Hola. Hola. Hola. Hola. Hola.
That makes it sound authentic though, doesn't it? Oh my god.
They're radicalising as we speak. Look at him. Honey,
honey, honey, hog la Lega lega LA. That's radicalization going
on the cave. He learned
online.
It's tough to find somebody that is working maybe out of their
basement in Kansas City, Missouri,
Kansas, notice Kansas, Kansas, Kansas, Kansas or Missouri?
Yeah, no, there's a reason they're saying that there's a
reason for that. Self radicalising. It wasn't here,
the tapping on the keyboard, it sounds like you jump hitting the
keyboard. yourself. radicalising. You're in your
basement there that long ago that when there was a terrorist
attack, we were talking about something that was hatched by
someone in a cave overseas. Now, often we're talking about people
from Connecticut. Well,
earlier plots relied on sleeper cells, American terrorists are
increasingly acting as lone wolves. Who can easily blend in
you sit down to talk to counterterrorism folks, and the
one thing they fear the most is a terrorist with what they call
a golden passport, a US passport. A perfect
example, Time Square bomber Faisal Shahzad,
what makes it difficult in tracking Shirzad he was you
know, he was just an average guy with a family in Connecticut.
And what makes it more difficult for a guy like him is he's he's
free to go around looking for targets. In 911. The the focus
the goal was was massive casualties. And what we're
seeing now are these smaller, more frequent attacks on so
called soft targets, theatres, stadiums, restaurants, hotels,
this death by 1000 cuts many death by 1000
cuts.
Yeah, that's another that's a meme. By the way. I have seen
and heard it a lot recently. And it is based on some Chinese
proverb or something and or Japanese, and it's starting to
crop up a lot. They're using that as the rationale for
cracking down on on, you know, our basic freedoms, essentially
death by
1000 cuts, self radicalised today the
suspects picked up in American terror plots have seemed to even
embrace American culture before becoming radicalised.
When you look at the picture of Shirzad in Times Square with his
friends, it's a photo that a lot of Americans have in their own
homes. It's a photo of them as a tourist with their friends out
of that person who looks like anyone I know. How did they wind
up putting a bomb in a car in Time Square
in 2001, there were just over 3000 local state and federal
organisations working in counterterrorism. Today there
are more than 4000 across the country. teaching pastors most
agree they've been successful in keeping terrorists from coming
into the country. But recent plots have exposed weakness in
the system.
The luck that we've had so far is that some of these homegrown
terrorists are not very professional. No,
no, we're lucky John. They're not professional. I never felt
more like
others leaving the key in the car, whether the car started
smoking, and not even building a functioning bomb. Oh.
Well, I thought it was supposed to be afraid I don't get it now.
It was basically luck.
People talk about homegrown terror as if it's something that
there's that luck meme. You catch it.
Yeah, not you mentioned, I haven't noticed it as a meme.
But
just lucky you were lucky. We were
just lucky might happen someday. It wasn't called a terror attack
at the time of the attack on Fort Hood was a terrorist
attack.
You know, it wouldn't be like, out of the question to give us a
little more info on Fort Hood, like let us
dag whatever you would like what happened? You know, another
thing that's left out of this report, the thing that they
remember this one Jihad Jane. Oh, yeah, she's
where she happened to her. She was an island, right? And they
shut down the whole country.
But she was she was fooling around. She had Jane and her
buddy and
well, that was the start. We started this is when that
started. We followed all of this.
Yeah, we just deconstructed it as a complete scam. And now of
course, it's off the radar and it never gets brought up again.
What happened didn't go over that. Well, let's try this
carried
out by an American. Tonight we're learning more about Major
Nidal Malik Hasan.
He gave lectures where he stated that the US War on Terror was a
war on Islam. That should have been a flag.
The ability to identify homegrown terrorists before they
strike requires tips from the public monitoring internet
chatter and the chatter
in this, John, I think we should change the name of the show to
the no agenda chatter show. That's what they would this is
chatter. This is what we this is what is chatter, chatter,
right. Dutch chatter chatter
we've got chatter on the interwebs use
of government informants,
they are not always the most savoury characters, and in many
cases, they're paid for this, but they are sounding the part
of a terrorist, they look the part of the terrorist, and the
subjects are buying it hook line and sinker.
sting operations have become one of the most effective tools
importing these plots
in these wiretap conversations. You hear the undercover
operative or the agent say, Are you sure you want to go through
this? You know, you don't have to do that you can back out.
US intelligence has spent the last
I mean, the FBI guys say that. Is that supposedly, like, you
don't have to do this. I mean, seriously,
hey, you do not have to do this. You know, Muhammad, you Don't
chicken out.
You can be a pansy and a policy if you want to. Yeah,
unfortunately, we couldn't record it because I recorded
broke
10 years trying to protect Americans from an external
threat. But in the next decade, they'll spend just as much
effort combating terrorists within our own borders. It's
becoming fun. It's becoming adventurous to join jihad.
And this is one of the adventures that law enforcement
is trying to Karaca Crap This woman has to do is she who is
she? I don't know. I mean, she's just another one of the bogus,
you know, spokes holes that shows up. It is becoming
adventuresome and fun, she says to become a jihadist in United
States.
Oh, really. It's the new thing. All the kids are doing
like kids are doing it because they want to be locked up in
Gitmo and waterboarded because there's nothing more thrilling
bullcrap.
And you can find all the stories in our infocus series on our
website. Just go to CBS news.com Thank you
very much, Katie. You know where all this starts just
radicalization wildly and quick. I knew at a moment it must be
St. Nick. AKA Santa Claus. That's right. Kids get used to
it now AKA, aka because no one's real name is the real name kids
not even Santa Claus. He's an AKA. Just so you know.
Unbelievable. Yeah, that's depressing, John. And when you
want really depressing, they
chew up the entire news. This is a half hour show. This is like
six or seven minutes. And it's only a 20 minute show. Because
you know, as we had people out there always have to remember
that. On TV, you get two hours, two minutes of content for every
one minute at commercials, which we don't do on this show.
divorce.org/na you get a split second. And that's so they took
up like the half the show essentially to do this. Six
minutes. Yeah, that is coin six minutes is the third. I was
third at the show quite a bit. Quite. So it's intros and
30%? Definitely. Yeah. Well, yeah, they're all compromised.
And but it's crazy. Because when we look at I remember we listen
to this some of it last week after the show. Didn't we play a
little bit of this amongst ourselves during our meeting,
and meeting our meeting? But you hear it again? And this all
these all these little messages, all these little memes these
little things just crop up. And it's totally mind controlling
people.
a hopeless situation?
Well, it really is because we're somewhere stuck in between
Orwell's 1984 and Huxley's Brave New World it's like it's like a
perfect storm where and we're amusing ourselves to death with
idiocy with stupid entertainment. I mean completely
dumb and at the same time Big Brother is just building up the
entire infrastructure it's it's it's not good and but what's
what freaked me out is on Thursday show you actually said
I you know Never in all my life have I ever seen anything this
bad? This is really really really wrong.
Yeah, and we it's pretty bad. Although I have to say I did
qualify it by saying I think during the 50s when they had the
anti communist craziness, where there's a communist under every
bed the I think it must have been pretty bad then too, but it
was but I think people were turning their neighbours in and
things similar. But I was still remember Nick, when I was a kid,
you're being told that the worst part of the worst part about
Cuba was the was the kids turning in their parents to the
Communist Party. And the kid you know, people turning against
their neighbours and turning him in because they had a personal
grudge so they turn them in for something they didn't do and
that the police had come in and arrest them. You know, I mean,
that's essentially where we're headed here with the with Janet.
Lucy. Lucy.
Yeah. And then you get to Merry Christmas, everybody. What
happened in something happened in Minneapolis was that in
Minneapolis?
It was something that happened to me as a snowed in I think
there's something crazy. Besides the roof caving in under
stadium,
there was something else that happened in Minneapolis that oh,
they arrested Oh, I know what it is. So there's these people who
worked for peace movements, you know, like rock against the
Afghani war.
So yeah, we're getting a lot of the links to these. Apparently
people who are now if you're an activist, by the way, then
what's funny about this, and ironic, in my opinion, is that
and I've mentioned this in the last show, which is that Obama
is worse than Bush, when it comes to Trump. I mean, they
come in, you know, all the, you know, these liberal Democrats
and you expect you're gonna end the war, they're going to get
rid of that Patriot Act, which is very questionable. And
instead, they upped the ante they make the war go on worse,
especially the Afghanistan one they want to attack Pakistan,
they're using this predators to blow people out of the, you
know, off the face of the earth, at will. And then and the
Patriae is, is opt in, they give Nepal a towel more we develop
this homeland security department that's bigger than
the military. I mean, the whole thing, it's like gone in the
wrong direction. And so now activists, as was shown in the
Minnesota situation, anyone who's like protesting the war
protest anything, it's worse than those free speech zones
that the Bush Ian's put together, the Democrats are now
arresting them as terrorists.
Yeah. And what I found coincidental is it happens in
Minneapolis, which is exactly where the Lucien Napolitano See
Something, Say Something kicked off at the Mall of America. It
wasn't just that at Walmart, it was at Mall of America Mall of
America, which is in Minneapolis. And then all of a
sudden, they they, they raid like nine or 10 people's homes,
confiscate computers, under the what was the exact line here,
but it was like, you know, they were aiding and abetting
terrorist organisations. Now, I will say that there's something
that's not being portrayed by Democracy Now, who is all over
the story is, you know, these people have been to Palestine,
Palestine and been working with Hezbollah. You know, it's like,
okay, you know, those are definitely deemed terrorist
organisations not like that just writing up some signs in their
home.
Yeah. Well, I mean, there is that element. I mean, it's
possible. I mean, but it seems to me that just to be a testing
ground. Yeah. I'm telling you it is going to be this is going to
be the they're going to they keep let's face it, this has not
been backed off. Dawn has been turning down the volume on this
stuff. And sure, you got a nice rationale. You got a bunch of
complainers. I mean, Berkeley is filled with these top pro
Palestine, we hate Israel, we hate Jews. People roaming around
a lot of them are from Palestine. And they can easily
be targeted and thrown in the slammer for being a terrible
you're related somehow to the terrorists because many of them,
you know, are associated with the Hezbollah or the Bahamas
groups. Right. And the fact of the matter is, are websites that
are Hamas and Hezbollah websites, they could shut down?
They're not doing that. I mean, it just it seems selective to
me. I don't know that they're doing any anything other than
protesting and complaining and, and doing what these people
normally do. belly ache. So I'm glad I question this. The
motives
some earthquake related news. There was a Christmas quake, not
far from our president, I guess, actually in the South Pacific,
South Pacific Island. Vanuatu. Have you heard of Vanuatu? No, I
never have.
They had a 7.3. Of course, no news outlet ever again says on
what scale
that is? Yeah, this scale thing is bugging me on the Richter
scale or this new scale and nobody knows what it means. So
7.3 I think is literally when paintings fall off the wall. I'd
rather go back to the Richter scale. I have a sense of it.
I have the days were good when we had the Richter scale dammit.
I know what it means. I don't know what this other thing
means. It's just a linear scale. I don't have no clue. Was there
a 50? I don't know seven out of 100 I don't have any idea.
So the Christmas so we've never heard of this place. It's in the
South Pacific. The Christmas 7.3 magnitude quake hit the least
was it say it hit the Least Developing country? I don't know
I don't want that. Well,
what's the name of this gets spelled me the name of that IE
Victor
Alpha November uniform Alpha Tango uniform. Vanuatu, struck
just after midnight December 25, about 140 miles south of the
capital port Vila, and the quake was unusually shallow, only 15
miles beneath the ocean floor. Now the crazy thing is though,
just weeks before this crazy earthquake someone stole all of
the seismic equipment from the island
that's an interesting coincidence. Yes.
stole all of it. And they and they actually like cut through
barbed wire and stuff was like it wasn't like some kid walking
in going, Hey, look at this stuff. Now they actually set out
to steal this equipment, including a solar panel VLF
receiving transmitting system all cables. And the official say
with that, without the stations the people of Vanuatu will no
longer be able to get accurate information and timely warnings
during events of earthquakes and tsunamis. On October 1 vital
equipment was stolen at one of the other two stations, the
station's Clem Hill. So
they had a bunch of quakes in 2009 to apparently have
a lot of quakes. Why would someone steal all the equipment?
I have no idea I don't can't imagine why why would do that
then the story goes into this whole environmental warfare
thing. Which is kind of interesting and this is from the
examiner and brings up all these different we'll we will I've
spoken about these so many times. This is interesting as a
piece on the climate change global research. The possibility
of climactic or environmental manipulations as part of a
military agenda, while formally acknowledged by official
government documents in the US military, as I've told you on
the show, has never been considered relevant to the
climate debate. Interesting. military analysts are mute on
the subject meteorologists are not investigating the matter and
environmentalists are strong on global warming and the Kyoto
probe protocol written by a guy in the climate change and global
research document. Interesting. I don't know Yeah, you never
know what these things I find it interesting because it's not not
that far from where the President is. We've got where's
the
president Hawaii? Well, that this is a long ways from there.
This is over by Australia. Oh, I
thought this was the South Pacific near the president. No,
this is the South Pacific over in Micronesia to the middle of
nowhere. It's like you know, it's like
well then even worse, why are people stealing their stuff?
leave their stuff alone people
this is an old French colony that is apparently an
interesting tourist place. I've never heard of it but I'm
looking at the you know, this is round you can look it up on the
on the Google bus or the Wikipedia actually has a pretty
good background on it. So this is a sketchy area that was set
in the middle of just really you know, it's more like around the
Cook Islands than it is
okay, my mistake. Meanwhile, we've got
a cool place to go though that's where it reason I'm kind of
keeps scanning this page.
John, you can't even make it down to Los Angeles to hang out
with me. You're not gonna go away not gonna go to the
travelling as much I used to travel a lot. I've been
everywhere as people know when I tell my old stories. But you
know, after a while, it's like what's the point you know, you
go there you have a beer you eat some of the local food and you
go Yeah, I did that and you leave I mean, it's you know, at
some point is like, I'd rather do this show.
It's funny you say that because that's kind of the way I feel.
You I took me longer to get there than you but you had I
think you had more you had I don't know.
More go I had more going for me.
You had more going for it crapped out. I didn't have as
much going for me when I crapped out.
So we can always check out Arkansas we want some real
earthquakes. I've been having a bonanza of earthquakes. I must
be setting your bets yes from fracking. It
is you want to hear the report. It's it is exactly that it is
from fracking. Do you want to hear it?
The Arkansas people you should stop this? Yeah, I want to hear
it.
Yeah, Arkansas population around 500 Very nervous people. Since
mid September, this part of Arkansas has experienced roughly
500 earthquakes.
That's a lot of earthquakes. Too many 500
Sharon and Carrie Strickland were home when one struck their
dad he found
a smelter you built it I felt it was
at this time there had been only 39 earthquakes in the entire
state.
Slow days we're having one to two maybe three or four busier
days we can have up to eight or not.
My wife would like to virus like insurance. I'm trying to talk
her out.
That was totally unnecessary to put into the into the piece.
Mayor San Diego given it to his wife
says the earthquakes don't really bother people much. From
about a to seven.
I love this guy. This guy knows exactly the magnitude. It's
about a two seven, maybe a two eight. Yeah, I know
a gauge two or three something, it rattle the windows, check a
few pictures on the wall. It doesn't last but five 610
seconds.
But people do wonder what's causing them. Here's one theory.
guys hit the top what's called the Fayetteville shale, a huge
field of natural gas buried beneath layers of rock.
This is the fatal shale. As you can see, there's no gas that's
gonna come out of that you're gonna have to hydraulically
fracture rock to get gas out of it.
The process of fracturing rock is called naturally enough
fracking.
There you go. So they figured out that it's all because of
fracking.
Da Yeah. You go from no 35 earthquakes in the history of
the state to 500. Yeah, yeah. Stop it.
Yeah. And in Gitmo nation east as I'm wrapping up my my news
here, they're trying to once again with the flu victims,
the flu, they rag on it. Yeah, you're gonna die crazy story
460 Flu victims fighting for life. As experts admit 24 deaths
from spot swine strain may be only just on the surface that
may
back up a second. I've asked this question before, I'm gonna
ask it again. How come every year they they figure out what
to do what the flu is going to be. And it's always this
combination of ages and ends and ones and twos and threes. And
they flu goes through the public just flies through. And then the
next year, they have three different flu flus, and the old
flu doesn't return. How come this flu keeps returning?
Yeah, in the same because this flu knows that the government
has tonnes of vaccine for this flu and this flu only. So that's
why it's like, hey, you know, that would really suck if I
didn't come back as the same thing. I can't mutate. I've got
to be the same flu. So we can get some press. Flu has a mind
of its own, you see,
okay. Now, I knew there was an explanation. Meanwhile,
I got a member, the producer of ours who had a new human
resource born on Saturday named Wednesday. So, yeah, they had a
they had a miscarriage or not with Wednesday, but previous and
Okay. And, and the producer said to me said, you know, that was
when my my wife had the flu vaccine, and she miscarried. And
then I hear you guys talk and find out that there's like a
700% increase in miscarried pregnancies with women who have
received the flu vaccine. So they did not even though the
doctor kept saying, Oh, you gotta get the shot. You got to
get the shot did not have the shot. And Wednesday was born
healthy. As far as as far as good for them. Yeah. So yeah, he
actually was saying, Hey, you guys saved the life here. Well,
Wednesday can tank is later. Yeah. With a healthy donation.
All right.
You're bad. You got anything else? No, I
think that's good. We'll liven things up a little bit.
Hopefully, my clip machine isn't trashed, and has some good
clips. I did have a couple of interesting ones. We could have
run but there's not the Queen was the probably the best, but
we'll get you know, go out and play.
You should definitely get the Queen's get the Queen's speech
for Thursday. And Thursday is is that the what is that the 30th?
Or the 31st? Is that? What is that? What is Thursday?
Let's take a look to Thursday is the 30th 30th.
Okay, so we will still speak with all of our human resources
before the end of the year, and I'm sure something crazy will
happen before.
If something crazy happens every time we do this, it's just
constant. Yeah. It's it's a bottomless pit of material and
we don't even you know, we don't have to dig that deep. To find
stuff. I mean, it's ridiculous, but you know, I'll go I'll go
pick up some clips from extra
cap, please. We need it. Extra coming to you from Gitmo nation
West home of AQ dash usa.com. I am the former Soviet spy known
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