You know, Janet Napolitano who refused to go through the
machine do you say, well because there's a radiation No, because
she knows she's worked in the government. She knows that we
weren't putting that machine they're saving that picture of
her dead ass naked, and they're gonna use it as blackmail. Adam
curry, John C. Dvorak.
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Yeah, and what story do you think jumped the shark?
You know, it's really amazing to me, where all of a sudden now
there's this tremendous outrage. And there must be about a half a
million people who listened to this programme on a bi weekly
basis who are going like, da we use old news, we knew this was
gonna happen. Hello. Like, how long have we been talking about
this? John? Half a year, a year, maybe longer?
Well, I've come to the conclusion now that this has
become the distraction of the week covering up something else.
Oh,
well, you know what, it's so funny. You say that? Because
actually, I think you wrote it in email, as it was the height
of I must have received 300 emails, and every single one of
them a little bit different and actually with with a different
link, which makes it even crazier. There's so many stories
out there and then at one point, I think you reply to an email to
one of our human resources and you said oh my gosh, you know
what is going on? What do we actually have to be taken a look
at
so instead of going right to that can at least we get clear
the decks because I do have a bunch of clips that are
necessary to because I do have one deconstruction I want to do
of our of our national treasure,
oh, our national treasure,
because I noticed an interesting situation that was starting to
occur in the media and then I realised it wasn't starting to
occur. We've been noticing this for a while, but it was actually
at its extreme over this particular topic. And if you
don't mind, I want to start with a little look at NPR. News Hour.
I'm sorry, PBS news hour with Margaret Warner. Covering the
TSA controversy.
Now really, they had coverage.
Yeah, I have four clips
of clips before we even do our executive producer. Wow. Okay,
yeah, I
want to get this out of the way and then we'll do executive
producer this is gonna transition this is gonna be
somewhat traumatic for the show because this leads into my thing
where at least one of my theories about what this story
is covering up okay, I have I'm sure you have your own course.
Of course I'm sure we'll include the Carnival Cruise Line in this
which is getting no coverage but get more interesting. Yeah,
exactly. And before I start the clip, so I want to play a one
breaking story that has been picked up virtually by nobody, I
call it the story of the week stop depresses. Now I want this
is this, by the way ends the discussion on the TSA as far as
I'm concerned, even though we're going to talk about it. It's and
I want you to listen to this story. because I think it kills
the whole TSA story. But I want you to listen to this story with
with two things in mind. How many people do they ask on the
street? How many people got? Well, I think it is a good idea.
Well, I think it's a bad idea. Well, I think it's a good idea.
Yeah. How many government now, again, on this board this
particular story, how many government people do they talk
to? And with this particular story, do they talk to the TSA?
Do they talk to the screeners? Or is this story a story for
Hiller I'm sorry? Is this a story killer that they're going
to push the whole thing under there, just get rid of it and
get it out of here play.
The district attorney's in Santa Clara and San Mateo counties
issued a warning today to airport security agents who
perform those controversial security Pat does the DEA say
agents cannot cross the line. The procedure is performed when
passengers opt out of going through full body scanners. The
DEA say they will bring criminal charges against security agents
who use the searchers to commit sexual crimes. They say the
charges will be determined on a case by case basis. Okay,
that's it. Where's the discussion? End of discussion?
So meanwhile, this story ran only on a couple of the TV news
outlets and some some newspapers out in the middle of nowhere. I
didn't find it maybe it's running now in SF Gate.
I have not seen this story anywhere and of course and I
think I got just about everything now. No, I haven't
seen it now.
We don't need it. No, no, we got too many stories backed up. We
don't need this killer story.
All right. Do we have to do this MARGARET WARNER stuff before we
get into well, actually,
let's do let's get we do have a lot of executive producers. So
let's do them then I'll do the MARGARET WARNER deconstruction
because I'm telling you this is completely out of control
people's. Luckily, I think not all of our listeners, by the
way, some of them still seem to be somewhat in the dark about
what's happening to them, but many of them are are quite
alerted. Yeah. We want to thank some people who have financed
today's show that are executive producers, along with the people
who are normal subscribers and the rest of them. But we do have
a two executive producer stand alones both and 1231234566 count
of six.
Wow. Wow. Okay,
and they all everybody came in at the last minute too, which I
find interesting. So
everyone was way too busy
trying to find something that anyway, Brendan Matheson in
Bangkok Thailand. Came up with foreigner and $56.78 Hi guys,
I'm sending some body scanner thoughts via email, which he did
and he's got some which will we were actually gonna discuss many
of them are a little few of them because we think the whole thing
is over that is jumped the shark but anyway Brendan Matheson
45678 And then we have our
this is our get mo nation North Pole. Brown cheese. He sent me a
picture by the way of where he lives. Yeah. Oh my god, I have
to forward this to you.
And we'll get the picture he sent it to you I didn't know
well Yeah, he'd we've been emailing back and forth. But he
lives in Norway very close to the North Pole. And he took a
six second exposure out of his window and it's just it's
breathtaking John when you see this is not a stain. It's
breathtaking I actually sent I replied to some dude that's
breathtaking. said Yeah, imagine on your snowmobile with your
rifle on your back. Oh, that's the life man that's got to
get up there yep for Hell yeah. Oh, yeah.
Some reindeer yum.
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Second donation was via the original challenge coins which I
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And he wants to remind everyone to opt out on the opt out day
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Yeah, before we move any further, there's one only one PR
initiative, which I will not play in its entirety. But I
encourage everyone to listen to the most recent episode of Free
Talk Live, which is I believe, also broadcast on our national
treasure as a TSA agent. Did you see the air quotes John at TSA?
Very, very funny. Called in with I'll just play a bit of it. But
it's it's awesome fun. someone
claiming to be from the TSA in Idaho. You're on free talk live.
Hello, hello.
Hello, good evening, guys. Hey,
what's your name?
I'm a, I'm a TSH. I don't want to get my name. But I want to
say in the morning to all your international listeners. And I
also don't have a lot of time because I'm calling for my
break. So I'll just go ahead and just let me finish. I'll let you
respond. I'll get off here. I'm a TSA agent. And I have no
agenda. I like to think I'm objective. But I felt that
by the way, at this point, I'm already on the floor right? In
the morning, I have no agenda
to actually call in and defend the full body imagers and the
enhanced pat downs because you guys seem to be only getting one
side of the story. And if you want, by the way TSA updates you
can go on Twitter to TSA agent and follow. I'm I'm privy to
some of the intelligence that you guys might not be for
example, we know for a fact and it's indisputable that al Qaeda
is currently recruiting five year old blond haired blue eyed
boys and girls.
I don't think it goes on like that. But just as one but I
don't think the guy's actually listening. The host is and he's
like, you know, he's
you're right, because it's the other guy, his his sidekick? Who
about halfway through says, hey, hey, this is a gag this guy's
just putting us on. Yeah.
Because so he just says yeah, it's a well known fact, al Qaeda
is recruiting five year old blond haired blue eyed
boys, and they're training them to be farmers. Okay.
Wondered. You're saying Kenny bombers, the bombers?
Like the panty bomber. Anyway, I highly encourage this type of
behaviour. And TSA agent is in the chat room and no agenda chat
dotnet and indeed follow him on Twitter TSA agent that is
fantastic. If only he could have slipped the URL in that would
have been even better. But I think this was a valiant effort
and is certainly RPR associate of the week. Our standalone
executive producers Brendan Matheson Snyder stain. Thank you
so much for your support of the show. Our Associate Executive
Producers Michael tangga. Sir Larry league guy Bazi sir Shane
Brady, Arthur Kessler, Roger Harrington. All of you. Thank
you. It's a real credit and unlike Hollywood will actually
vouch for you everybody else. You know what to do? Go out
propagate that formula loud and proud. Our formula is
this. We go out. We had people in the mouth
Ah, yes. You know, I woke up before the alarm this morning,
John. I was just like, I am so happy. I'm so happy and
unfortunately I I came to the realisation that in these United
States of Gitmo nation, what is the when we're really pissed off
about something when we're really really angry? What do we
do? We make a t shirt dammit. That's right. That seems to be
the most emailed article is oh, look at this great t shirt.
Don't touch my junk. How stupid are some of the slaves out there
that this? Oh, I've got pasties. It's like, the minute something
really horrible happens and Everyone now knows about it. We
make fucking T shirts. Sorry for the early F bomb, but it just I
just it's like unbelievable. That that was emailed more than
anything else. Yeah, it was cool t shirt, man. I'm gonna wear
this t shirt when when he's actually doing stupid slaves.
So I was that is a dumb thing. There's a there was some humour
by the late night talk show host I thought the funniest joke was
done by Conan, we can play that. It's it's amusing.
Oh, yeah, I won't play that now. Okay, hold on.
Hey, this guy refused to be tied down by airport security and
some people were calling him a hero. That's fine. Firstly, I
don't mind being patted down by airport security. But I don't
like it when the guy says now you do me?
Is anyone watching Conan?
I think it was the accident. I caught the gag. I
don't think he has any ratings. I think it's like people are now
realising that kind of
stuff earliest first night he actually beat Leno and of course
but that's got to taper off man that's that just can't last eat.
The
show doesn't have the right energy. And it's also got the
wrong vibe. There's, you know, this, there's a thing that you
do notice and you you know, I know it is that the difference
between quality the quality of network, you know, the big
networks, and it's huge. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And it's not just it's
not just the production values. It's the entire staff.
It's the staff. It's the promotion. I mean, he's got
billboards up here on Sunset Strip, you know, but the
billboards aren't really it's him in an hour, you know, okay,
you know, it looks the same saying, Oh, all right.
I'm reminded of the time they took, they took what I thought
was one of the best shows on the law and order series, which was
a criminal intent with DOnofrio as the actor playing a kind of a
crazy guy. And they decided to do a joint venture with USA
networks and they and so they let us a network obviously
produced the show and they're obviously producing it using
video instead of film and it it the quality just I mean the
story lines they they change the theme song for no good reason to
something crappy. Exactly. It just went right down the tubes
with the I think they fired NBC grabbed some of the production
back but I mean, I've never seen anything so the and all these
years a lot of stuff that runs on on cable and except for the
special kind of well produced shows like Mad Men, which they
don't really do a lot of episodes of and they run like
that, which really
only makes us money because of the international distribution
because there's no one watching that here either.
Yeah, but at least those shows are watchable. Most of the stuff
done on the cable networks or is not is just crappy quality.
Don't put enough money into it. Yeah, it's just cheap. They're
cheap.
All right. All right, John. All right. Gotcha. All right.
Gotcha.
All right. Let's get back to this. Okay. Still treasure. The
National Treasure comes out with a little report on this and they
bring a course they got the head of the TSA who's a total
douchebag come on and they asked him questions that he doesn't
answer the and but they're all there it's very interesting the
structure of the of the report and
I'm not gonna play with pistol Ollie that guy. Yeah. pistolet
pistol Pistol Pete Yep. Stoli right it's
just thought but anyway, so they start off that I'm not going to
put the whole thing was long this was a long package it was a
good seven 810 minutes maybe. But let's start with the
beginning so they get you in the right mood which is the playtest
is the PBS okay with that clip this is the you know the the
interview a couple of people and then they let they let some
woman go on and on and on forever with her opinion about
the whole thing and that's that's the setup for the for the
interview that follows I'm gonna have you arrested,
but other air passengers sound more accepting
that I'm actually okay. I think I'm very confident in TSA and
the precautions they've taken security measures. And I believe
it's necessary you know, just given you know, recent events
and the current times it's just if it's necessary, you know, I'm
okay with that. Right.
Of course, you want to set up your guests and you want to
stroke him right. He's like, get him ready. Okay. Hey, look, you
know what the slaves are into it dude, so it's gonna be a breeze.
That's a little signal to your guests saying Don't worry. Yeah,
well, the
thing is the guest was done in a separate filming. Oh, even that.
Like it's just beside the point that guest is on the guest is on
NPR and I love that they need to be told anything. I lo not like
us doing it. Yeah. All right, so anyway, so they go. So, now, I'm
gonna kind of play all these there's one, I'm gonna play two
questions that were asked at this bonehead. Now, listen to
the question. I want everyone out there when they watch these
packages, listen to the question and listen to the answer. There
is zero response to the question. There's a question
that's led out. And by the way, do not play the entire answer
here because it goes on and on. Because by the time he's done,
you have forgotten the question, I guarantee it, anyone will have
forgotten that he never answered the question. She asked a
question. And it's a wide open question. And he gives a
lecture, which is Margaret Warner, question number one.
I sat down with TSA Administrator pistol this
afternoon, shortly before he testified. Administrative
pistol, thank you for joining us.
Thank you. Glad to be here,
get you here at TSA under estimate the level of of
blowback of anger from passengers over these more
intrusive screening procedures.
We are a risk based intelligence driven organisation and knowing
that anytime we make changes in the protocols that we use to
screen passengers in dealing with the latest intelligence,
that we have to do a good job of informing the public as to what
we're doing without providing a roadmap to the terrorist.
So he doesn't answer that can I you know, that's very
interesting, John, because I watched the entire congressional
hearing which and that is part of the the big distraction, and
I recorded a couple of clips and Pistol Pete There address the
slaves regarding this. Do you mind if I just kind of weave it
in? All right, so here's Pistol Pete, from the TSA addressing
the slaves.
As we begin this busy travel season next week, I would like
to take just a moment to address the travelling public and all
those who are focusing on this issue right now, to make sure
that the core mission of TSA Homeland Security really the US
government is to keep the travelling public safe. Over the
past year, we have seen further attempts by terrorists who
attack subways, aviation, both cargo and passenger. And as we
talk about aviation and being informed by the latest
intelligence we know that terrorists attempt is still
there as we've seen manifest we know their capabilities in terms
of the concealment the design of improvised explosive devices. So
we're using technology and protocols to stay ahead of the
threat and keep you safe. Alright slaves
There you go. You're safe now like couple of things he keeps
using the word intelligence and Intel technology and technology
and technology and he sounds a lot like the vet Kuhn drivers
you know, talking in bits in COBOL and binary Yeah, and skip
was just a bunch of crap there are a bunch of words out there
and it's intelligence driven by the way is the most ironic thing
because they you don't even need a high school diploma to be in
the TSA so what kind of intelligence driven operation
are they running? Well, you do need
a GED you need an equivalent Yeah, I think yeah, no, no, I've
checked it.
Apparently there's apparently an exception rule in there that
says they can just hire you anyway.
Should they should they have a shortage of staff?
Yeah, cuz we obviously there's so many you know, the employment
employment is so low and this was it you
who was telling me that there's a waiting list for the Los
Angeles area TSA because with me, everyone was waiting lists.
Everyone wants to see the actresses naked was oh, that's a
great idea. Yeah. No, I would I'd get part time gig I'm in I
could use the money. Hey, hey, Miss Hagel. How you doing? Oh,
yeah, baby. Okay,
so they've been to one of the pilots forums. Of course,
somebody said you overheard one of the pilots from Sky Westover.
And we were just going through daughter overshift. We
got acuity. We got acuity coming up that acuity acuity, get
ready.
So anyway, so here we go with another question from Margaret
Warner's extreme question number two. And this is again, listen
to the question. Note that he doesn't answer it. Sure. There's
no follow up on her part. By the way on any of this. She just
asked a question. And then he goes on to a lecture, which I'm,
I believe me, I cut way short. But he goes on with a lecture
and blah, blah, blah. And this is a classic, this is what
they're doing now. Now,
Secretary Napolitano said yesterday, well, if people don't
want to fly, they have other means of travel. But that isn't
really practical. Is it for business person?
If you have two flights, and then you have the option of
going on the two and you know, the one people have been
thoroughly screened, and the other plane, people have opted
out and not had a thorough screening. And so you don't have
that confidence. I think virtually everybody's gonna go
with the flight that has thorough screening.
Very interesting, John, he said the following during the
congressional hearing, we've
seen some public attempts to dissuade travellers from using
ai t and that's understandable. The again the bottom line is the
analogy I use if there are two flights go into the same placed
at the same time, and you have the option of getting on one
that we know has been thoroughly screened. And you have another
flight that there's no screening, you can just get on
that and go, there's no lines or anything. I think everybody will
want to opt for the screening with the assurance that that
flight is safe and secure.
I don't think so. As long as it's a reputable flight crew.
I'm on a dude, no line. I'm gone. I'm out of
here. Yeah, me too.
So he says the same thing. It's a pat answer. He's
pat answer. But the question that was not her question was
the question again.
Of course, it wasn't the question. Almost like, I'm
sorry, I close it up. Here we go. Of course, it wasn't the
question.
Secretary Napolitano said yesterday, well, if people don't
want to fly, they have other means of travel. But that isn't
really practical, is it?
So but he does answer that in the congressional hearing. In
fact, that comes up time and time again, because the answer
is, of course, to take the train. But
he you know what, I think he dropped the ball on this cue
here. Well, this is all rehearsed, there's no doubt.
Well, well, so
this whole congressional hearing, John was all about the
expansion of the TSA, it wasn't the cover up here was about the
scanners and the Pat enhance pat downs and advanced imaging
technology. But the hearing was actually about expanding funding
for the TSA for something they call surface. Allow me to
interject with this.
We continue to work with our international partners on the
number of issues as relates to both passenger and cargo
flights. And again, a lot more we could talk about in that
regard. I want to briefly update your my review of TSA Surface
Transportation programme priorities because that is a
significant issue that we are addressing. We continue to work
with surface transportation providers, particularly
passenger rail and mass transit.
Okay, surface means rail. What did we predict? John, we said
that you will be going through scanners when you get on the
train. Remember that? Yeah,
yeah. But do you remember way, way, way, way? months ago,
but you know what I finally I have a legitimate reason to pull
out this clip from July of this year from our president of these
Gitmo nation states.
But we're talking about as a vision for high speed rail in
America. Imagine boarding a train in the centre of a city.
No racing to an airport. And across the terminal. No delays.
No sitting on the tarmac. No lost luggage. No taking off your
shoes.
No taken off your shoes. No taking off your shoes. Well hold
you to that press. No taking off your shoes, when you put another
$500 million
a billion dollars. And then the schools are after that. Yeah,
exactly. And the supermarkets and your sporting events. That's
what that's a sporting
events. Absolutely. Can you imagine these guys you imagine
Church, the Chertoff Group and these guys rubbing their hands
together thinking about all the sales they've got if we can just
put a stop to this protest? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on, man.
World Series game. Oh, we've heard bad things are gonna blow
up the stadium. Yeah, yeah, that's right. No, it hasn't been
an incident for almost 10 years. And this, this is going on, and
everyone's playing along and coming out. And I post stuff on
my blog, and these, these apologies, oh, we got to be
better be safe than sorry. Oh, my God, they're gonna kill us
all. If we don't do this, we need security. What is this
country coming to now? I'm gonna get finished a MARGARET WARNER
breakdown here, do that do that. So she's asking, she asked a
kind of a question. That guy doesn't answer. And he goes on
with a long winded answer, blah, blah, blah. Now the one question
he answers it's real quick. But it's not really a question. The
way PBS has been doing this, because and we've noticed this
before in the past, they will ask a question when they want
somebody to blather on, then they'll make an assertion. In
other words, it's not a question. It's a statement of
fact that the person just is allowed to agree with and then
we're done with it. That's the nature of the last question,
which by the way, the last question, at least in this
eclipse fest. And by the way, this is the most important one,
but they you know, they don't want to dwell on it. You don't
want to dwell on it. You just want to get it out of the way.
So you can say you ask the question, or at least I'm a
journalist, not even a question. It's an assertion and to get it
out of the way, then go back to the long winded answers. This is
Margaret Warner gets an answer.
But these new methods don't catch something hidden in a body
cavity. Correct.
That's it. That's right. That was it. That's it. It's in the
body cavity.
That well, then just not a question. No, didn't ask you
said statement. And he said, correct. That's correct. So he
now can't be quoted, by the way. The only quote from him is
correct, right. This other stuff. He said, were long winded
sentences where he can speak well, I said this, and they can
quote him because there's a long series of wordage but just the
word word correctly gets him off the hook.
Good dissection. That's right. So that was also set up and
rehearsed. I can. I can Yeah, I can already see the TSA PR
person saying, Okay, now we really want you to ask about the
cavity. Please ask about that. And then he knows it's common.
That's correct. You are correct. You are correct.
Anyway, that it's very structured very interestingly.
And but the fact of the matter is, this is just the bamboozle
the public, and keep them, you know, passive and submissive and
doing what the government says. Now, I think what we should do
here before, you know, because I think this is a done, just
topic,
I have just a couple more funny things. I
have one more two, which I just had to throw in, let me throw
mine in before you get to us because I this is the one that
annoyed me the most I blogged about it. I'm irked about it.
This is Lou Parker, who is Miss USA. Who's a hottie who works
for KTLA. And she throws out a matter of fact commentary while
she's covering the guy who said don't touch my junk, really long
package. It was about not the junk, but the oh, sorry, about
six minutes. But she throws this comment in that I just went
what? And I blogged it and I got a bunch of people saying well,
it was Millimetre waves, even though it's X ray machines at
LAX, they went on and on about defending this woman who's an
obvious idiot to make this comment, play it.
Over the weekend, John Tyner refused to go through a scanner
that by the way emits just about the same radiation as a cell
phone conversation. Rather, he chose the alternative a pat
down.
You know, okay, so now there's some important information
because I did watch the entire hearing. On C span, it is what
we do. So you don't have to, and it was quite tedious. And of
course, I pulled a million clips, which will not play. But
the so the question of radiation is really what's next? Because
what's happening now is the basically everyone's like, okay,
look, this the opt out day, which is a fun initiative, but
it's not going to help because what it does is it actually
drives the slaves into the scanners and the scanners.
There's two points about I think we've made them quite clear. One
is, if we allow the, if we allow this to continue with the
scanners at airports, and it's going to be everywhere, your
life is going to be one big walk through the scanner, please.
Which is just it's like so Total Recall, it's it's complete
outrage. And the second part is, how safe are these scanners? And
this question, of course, was addressed in the rehearse
congressional hearing, which is probably the whole thing is
probably scripted and written by Dick Wolf. And a couple of very
interesting answers came out of it.
Yeah. First thing, one thing that we did not I did not do a
good job of communicating is that children 12 And under are
exempted from the enhanced pat downs. Okay. Now,
this, of course, is a lie. Because they
know it's a lie. And even if it's not a lie, where they get
the groped, 13 year old girls
13 is okay, it's well, you know, the Vatican, you're allowed to
have sex with 13 year old boys. That's the Vatican law. So
anyway, let's continue.
That's one issue because of just concerned about dealing
children.
In terms of vision,
the, as far as the radiation exposure, I would just, again,
defer to what those independent studies did, looking at all
types of populations, including children, pregnant women,
elderly and things like that, which found that the exposure is
well within safety standards, like extra administrators.
So he keeps quoting Johns Hopkins and the American
National Standards Institute, and I did all the research you
can you can go back and find that it's all in the show notes
of no agenda show.com under the heading TSA, the TSA and never
has actually had the machines themselves. They're using
tested. They have a report from the health physician of Physics
Society Standards Committee, which is a commercial or trade
organisation who say, Well, you know, certain levels of
radiation are okay. So, again, they're they're playing into
their own into their own vocation, their own profession.
And if you look at the TSA website, they talk about the
antsy ANSI HP s n 43 dot 17 standard, and they say all
machines will have to adhere to the standards. So I go look at L
three, I go look at rapid scan. Nowhere in any of their
materials. Do they say that they actually adhere to the standard?
I go to the standard website, and it says the NSC HPs n 4317
is not a mandatory standard. More information on NC standard
setting processes available at the NC website, if you just go
round and round and round and round, and believe me these
machines have not been tested, they have said, Okay, here's the
standard. And here's the amount of radiation that that it can
have. That will not be harmful to you. But of course, you know,
they said, eggs were bad eggs are good eggs are bad eggs are
good blue jeans will give you cancer, blue jeans won't give
you cancer, the earth is flat, the Earth is round. So that
could change. But the machines themselves nowhere can I find
that these machines adhere to the so called standard, which is
not a mandatory standard. So it's a complete lie. He keeps
just throwing out this Johns Hopkins study and the American
National Standards Institute. And they just keep going round
and round. They have not been tested. And in all of the clips
I pulled, the guy says that they've not been tested now to
wind this up a couple of funny clips. Because this, first of
all, do you know who was chairing this committee? No,
Rockefeller, and Rockefeller. Of course, we know how evil the
Rockefellers are, he makes an opening statement. And then he
has to leave because he has something very important to do
this hearing will
come to order. my opening statement, and then as I
explained to the distinguished witness, I have to go rescue the
health care bill and the Finance Committee where it's going to be
assaulted on all sides. Okay,
so he's way too busy rescuing the healthcare bill you frickin
elitist prick. What a What an ass. Then we have the shill,
Claire McCaskill, who is from our I want to say, Missouri, I
think was Claire McCaskill. I
can't remember where she's from suddenly. And she introduces
a new mean, John? Oh, yeah. The pat down mean, it's actually
well, I won't even say the word. I won't, I can't believe she
said this in a congressional hearing
or job on public education. And like Amy, I have had my love
Pat's, every single flight I have taken, which is at least
twice a week, for the last four years of my life because I have
a knee replacement. So I am wildly excited about the notion
that I can walk through a machine instead of getting my
dose of love, Pat. So I think we've got to work on this, make
sure that the travelling public has choices, make sure they
understand the risks that we're trying to address. And then I
think we can, the majority of Americans, I think, I hope will
become supportive of the measures that TSA is trying to
do to keep us safe. Love Pat's.
Anybody out here that's in that woman's district, vote her out.
And the love path is a little low place. He's excited about
going through them. I mean, really excited because of the
Impala Tonto knows well enough not to go through the machine,
you know, Janet Napolitano who refuse to go through the
machine, you know, you say, well, because of the radiation,
no, because she knows she's worked in the government. She
knows that we weren't putting that machine, they're saving
that picture of her dead ass naked, and they're going to use
it as blackmail.
So Claire McCaskill takes it one step further, because of course,
whenever you have someone testifying, you always have to
congratulate them. Right, John, no matter what you great job,
you know, you saved us from exploding toner cartridges. And,
and there's more that we need to thank the TSA for. John, let's
take the remaining time in my opening statement to
congratulate the Department of Homeland Security. We have a
tendency in this process to focus on the failures of
government. And there have been some real successes. I think the
way the h1 in one virus was handled. I think many Americans
were very frightened for a number of weeks. I think that a
good job was done there. And yeah, great
job by the TSA, Department of Homeland Security for the h one
n one.
And what is she crazy?
Yes, yes. Everything in this country is becoming Homeland
Security. Everything is a matter of security. It's about being
safe, secure. Your government has to take care of you
please a Democrat. Hey, by the way maybe she you know she could
have been at least funny you saying I like to go through the
scanning machine because I'm from the show me state.
That's That's funny. All right, then there's a couple of to
first of all, the real answer to all of this is this all has to
stop all the craziness. And don't make T shirts, don't opt
out. Vote these idiots out. That's what has to happen.
You've got to vote people out. You've got to stand for election
and you've got to change fundamentally because if you
watch and there's a link in the show notes, it's an hour and a
half. You can watch the hearing. It's sickening. It is completely
sickening, how uninformed these people are. How they're shilling
I'm literally shilling for these machines and of course, the
people who are not on the Security Committee. Well,
they're the ones that are actually standing up and saying
something really important Mr. Speaker and nationwide sorry,
this is Duncan, Representative Duncan and revolt is developing
over the body scanners at the airports and it should. Hundreds
of 1000s of frequent fliers who fly each week are upset about
getting these frequent doses of radiation. Parents are upset
about being forced to have their children radiated or being
touched inappropriately by men related to adult. there's
already plenty of security at the airport, but now we're going
to spend up to $300 million to instal 1000 scanners. This is
much more about money than it is about security. The former
Secretary of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff represents
rapid scan the company which is selling these scanners to his
former department. Far too many federal contracts are sweetheart
insider deals, companies hire former high ranking federal
officials, and then magically those companies get hugely
profitable federal contracts. The American people should not
have to choose between having full body radiation, or a very
embarrassing intrusive pat down every time they fly, as if they
were criminals. We need a little more balance and common sense on
this. Yeah, the balance.
Right? Hell yeah.
No. Who's that?
That is Duncan. Representative Duncan,
will dunk and should be reelected.
don't contribute. Did you see Ron Paul speech?
Oh, yeah, it's um, the blog divorce.org/blog. Check it out.
It's outstanding.
They're a little too long to play on the show, although it's
exactly five minutes. But he literally ends up by saying, I
think we probably should just play the last like 30 seconds of
of what he says because the
whole let's play the beginning of it and then interrupted,
I mean, it's so incredibly good gentleman
is recognised for five minutes. Thank you, Mr. Speaker. I rise
this evening to announce that I introduced some legislation
today dealing with the calamity that we have found at our
airports with TSA, something has to be done. Everybody's fed up.
The people are fed up. The pilots are fed up. I'm fed up.
Yeah. You know, I've come to this floor many times over the
past many years
and to be called a kook, which he's a cook. He's just a kook
Don't listen to him. He's crazy. He's Republican, by the way,
which is kind of interesting
claim about the terrible foreign policy. We've had the terrible
monetary policy we had the excessive spending and the debt,
and also the tax policy. But what we're doing and what we're
accepting and putting up with at this airport is so symbolic of
us just not standing up and saying, Enough is enough. I know
the American people are starting to wake up. But our government
those in charge, Congress, as well as the executive branch are
doing nothing. Yes, they're talking about maybe backing off
and allowing the palace go through. But can you think how
silly the whole thing is, the pilot has a gun in the cockpit.
And he's managing this aircraft, which is a missile. And we made
him go through this groping,
nice little 911 reference there love it,
X ray exercise, having people feel in their underwear. It's
absurd. And it's time we wake up the bill I've introduced will
take take care of this. But we have to realise that the real
problem is that the American people have been too submissive,
we have been too submissive, it's been going on for a long
time. And this was not this was to be expected even from the
beginning of the TSA. And it's deeply flawed. Private property
should be protected by private individuals, not bureaucrats.
But the the the the bill that I've introduced will take care
of it's very simple. It's one paragraph long. It renew a
renew, it removes it removes the immunity from anybody in the
federal government that does anything that you or I can't do
if you can't grow up another person. And if you can't x rayed
people and endanger them with possible x ray, you can't take
nude photographs of individuals. Why do we allow the government
to do it, which
is beautiful, because we've been saying this for months now,
John? Yeah, this is exactly I think it's just a couple more
minutes. You might as well play the whole thing because not
everyone around all of Gitmo nation has seen this beautiful
speech by the was he 75. Now almost 75 years old. He's been
in Congress for three decades. They've always been consistently
called a kook. I voted for him. By the way.
We wouldn't go to jail if an individual he'd be immediately
arrested if an individual citizen went up and did these
things. And yet we just sit there and calmly say, will say,
Oh, they're making us safe. And besides the argument from the
executive branch is that when you By ticket, you have
sacrificed your rights. And it's the duty of the government to
make us safe. That isn't the case, you never have to
sacrifice your rights, the duty of the government is to protect
our rights, not to use them and do what they have been doing to
us. The pilots, hopefully, you know, we'll be exempted from
this. But another suggestion I have that might help us, this
makes sure that every member of Congress goes through this and
get the X ray, take a look and make them look at the pictures
and then go through one of those groping, Pat dots. And then I
think there'd be a difference, have everybody in the executive
branch, anybody, a cabinet member making them go through
and look at it, maybe they would pay more attention. But this
doesn't work that does. This is not what makes us safer. This is
preposterous to think that the TSA has made us safer. You know,
when you think about it, if you look at what's happened over the
past 10 years, it during this last decade, we lost 3000 on a
terrible, terrible day for America. But since that time, in
this last decade, we have also lost 6000 of our military
personnel going over there and trying to rectify this problem.
We have lost 400,000 people on our government run highways, we
have lost 150,000 individuals from homicides. So I think
there's reason to be concerned reason to deal with this
problem. We're not dealing with the right way we're doing the
wrong thing. And groping people at the airport doesn't solve our
problems. What has solved our problems basically has been that
they put a good lock on the door and they put a gun inside the
cockpit. That's been the greatest boon to to our safety.
Safety should be the responsibility individual and
the private property owner. But right now we assume the
government's always going to take care of us and we are
supposed to sacrifice our liberties. I say that is wrong.
We are not safer. And we also know there are individuals who
are making money off this, Michael Chertoff. I mean, here's
a guy that was the head of the TSA selling the equipment, and
the equipment, equipments questionable, we don't even know
if it works, and it may well be dangerous to our health. You
know, the way I see this, if this doesn't change, I see what
has happened to the American people as we have accepted the
notion that we should be treated like cattle, make us safe, mega
secure, put us in the bar bar Thetis fatten this up, and then
they'll eat this. And we're in bunches. We have to wait. I'm
gonna say we've had it. I think this whole idea of an opt out
day is just great. We ought to opt out and make the point. Get
us get somebody to watch it. Take a camera. It's time for the
American people stand up shrug off the shackles of our
government at TSA at the airport.
But these new methods don't catch something hidden in a body
cavity. Correct?
That's right. I got it up my. Wow. Anyway. So please don't
make T shirts, please vote these idiots out of office. Please.
petition and start with McCaskill Oh,
without the love Pat, someone's got to do a version of of the
love shack with the love Pat. You got to mix her in and do
like an auto tune or something. That may be something for GX
two, he could do that. So there's there's tonnes of other
stuff. I'm not gonna play any clips, I'm not gonna play just
want to say for my just the stuff that is in the show notes,
former TSA Assistant Administrator mobile gawa and
saying, hey, yeah, you gotta get up your Fourth Amendment rights
to be safe. New Jersey, New Jersey legislators who are
saying, hey, screw this state's rights, we're gonna fight it.
Good luck.
You know, the DEA is that underreported story about the
DEA is is the key. So if anybody out there feels that they've
been grabbed, you just go to your local district attorney's
office and see what happened and say you're gonna prosecute this
because it's what's going on in San Jose and San Mateo, which is
SFO. San Mateo County
is futile. John, I think it's, you
know, it may be futile, but you start getting enough of these
people doing and I mean, Penn Jillette supposedly going to be
doing this.
I made the same mistake. That was from 2002. That was a really
old blog post. And he never followed up on it. It was just
roll those Yeah, no, I made the same mistake. I didn't realise
it was a blog post.
But that's been going around.
I know. I know. That
post I don't believe is dated,
is it? Yeah, it is.
I missed it. Well, anyway, whatever the case is, yeah,
well, no, I'm just saying it would if these guys are going to
talk a big game as district attorneys, and they run a lot of
these offices or elections. But when a lot of
Yeah, but when you see this hour and a half of testimony, please
watch it after the show. Your heart will sink down into your
heels because you're like, oh god, they're all on board and
they're all about It's all about expanding the TSA to for TSA
surface for rail for shipping for freight for subways, for
trains, for
deals for machines,
to sell machines. And this this spook this former FBI spook, you
could not have chiselled the guy more like a spook, like, Hey,
I'm gonna make a sculpture of a spook, let me choose Oh, it's
it's though Pete, it's so obvious that it's in, they're
all They're all corrupted. They're all stupid. They're
they're all at best under informed, they have to go. And
these are our represent representatives of our
government, we've elected these people to represent us. And if
they don't get a clue, if they don't change their attitude,
nothing will change. And you can bring lawsuits, whatever, go
make some T shirts, stupid slaves, walk through with your T
shirt did irradiated everywhere you go, you're going to be be
walking through a scanner.
And the funny thing is about that rapid scan one, which is
the one that's wide open. They should somebody pointed out in
one
of the pictures like eight feet away, you can actually see
everybody
in the area, and right, which is again, you know, the now you
know, the thing I brought up last show was that I think that
the TSA should Unionise so they can work dosimeters and I
listened to Glenn Beck who went on he thinks the whole thing is
about getting them unionised because Obama's administration
is all SEIU run. What do you know? And the idea is to get
these these TSA guys so outraged at all the pressure being put on
them that they have to Unionise and so it's another coup for the
unions?
Well, there's actually there was some talk about that the
unionisation in in the congressional hearing, and the
guy says, Yeah, we're working on that, you know, we're Yeah, we
really got to do something, because we may let him Unionise.
But not to, not to negotiate a contract. Here's the last 30
seconds of it. Listen to what your representative says
federal Labour Relations Board is ordering TSA to have an
election.
Yeah, so the election, that decision basically says that we
should have an election for exclusive bargaining with with
one bargaining unit, one Union, but not for purposes of
collective bargaining. So just for purposes of representation,
which is, frankly, doesn't make a whole lot of sense. So we're
working through that lesson. And I'm, I'm confident that we have
a good way forward.
Greg, do you think it doesn't make a lot of sense, thank you
very much.
Doesn't make sense. Don't let him Unionise Do you think no
collective bargaining?
And she's not a union if don't have collective bargaining?
It's not? Of course not. They're totally trying to stop this. And
what she brings up as well, you know, they could strike with
sick outs and stuff like that. You know what, maybe we need to
appeal to the TSA people. Maybe that's the oh, maybe that Pete
because of course, these TSA, they're just they're just lowly
slaves themselves, and they
can't appeal to them because they know there's no job
opportunities outside of the TSA for them. Wow, they've
really got us by the UK.
Unemployment at 10% are actually real unemployment around 20% or
higher actually, right? You can't you put these people in
these jobs are not going to bitch and moan too much. I mean,
a unique would help. But they're not going to bitch and moan
because they don't want to go out and hit the streets who
especially so what did you do in your last job? Well, I was a TSA
guy for the last five years. Oh, next.
So all of this of course will lead to high speed rail and no
it train will be so good. You know you you had a clip last
week about from Bill Maher with Michael Moore. Do you know that
they have this thing called overtime? On Bill Maher which is
on the internet only where they continue the conversation?
Oh, yeah. It'd be listening to that's gotta be great.
Well, why don't you listen to this as, as Michael Moore says,
you know, I took a train from Miami to New York, it was 26
hours and it was great. Yeah, it was fantastic. It was really
awesome. So listen to the melding, the meshing of high
speed rail security, and the most outrageous calculation of
travel time I've ever heard. So bench. Bench. Seriously, this is
yet a sleeper car, but it was a bench and he's laughing about
it. On the regular show. I'm sorry. This was on the show. Are
you sure this was on the show?
Because I actually got was going to clip it but I didn't. Yeah,
he talks about the bench in the bed. He matches the word
bedbugs. Oh, and he just didn't he does the coast to coast thing
and 12 hours is Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, I thought well, that's
okay. Play it. It's a good clip. I just closed it out. I'm like I
don't want to play it if I don't want to listen in the after our
show.
Oh, I thought it was the I thought it was the it said the H
be able to listen his overtime. All right? Well, we'll just play
it because then he comes up with this amazing calculate bench.
Seriously. They roll a little futon on. bedbugs. America.
But you know what? Here's two things about it that were great.
The train was packed. People wanted to take the train. Oh,
yeah,
everybody wants to talk. Science is in
bullet train between New York and LA letter if it was just if
it was, if it was a non express train would take about 12 hours.
Okay, let me think. 12 hours 12 to 14 hours to get from New York
to LA seriously, by the time you drive to JFK, and wait there,
then wait on the fly here. Oh, yeah, wait on the tarmac at LAX.
Going through security, frightening net. Today, I saw in
the paper that you know, passengers, the lucky
passengers, we now have a choice, you can either get felt
up?
Like they'll take about three seconds.
On this thing. Yeah. So I did the calculation on that 12 hours
thing. And it's actually theoretically possible to train
if you're in a straight line,
hit speed, and then go straight in at about 210 miles an hour to
get there in 12 hours. But the fact how many let's look at the
logic that we're gonna have, by the way, I've come up with this
idea, we're gonna have to start doing this, you and I mean, just
the two of us, just just the two of us, we're going to come up
with talking points, just like the Democrats and the
Republicans do. That's why Stuart makes hay with all these
repetitive phrases that keep coming out on the John Stuart
show, we're gonna do the no agenda, Talking Points Memo,
which is going to just list actual actual talking points
that you can use that the listeners can use at a cocktail
party, there's only going to be five or six of them. But it's
just a kind of bombs you can drop to this dissuade arguers.
But anyway, the one thing that that got me about this, this
idea that you can make it in 12 hours, is that do you think a
high speed rail running from New York to Los Angeles stealing
right of way through each and every state that it has to go
through that those state legislative types are gonna say,
hey, wait a minute, you're running the train through our
state and you're not stopping? Yes. You're not running that
rail through our state unless you stop and pick up some of our
people. But it's
only for elitist like Michael Moore who travelled from New
York to LA it's only for the elite. Don't you see? Yeah, he's
trained
as it'll be No, either way. I'm gonna go down here and take the
train to Sacramento. And I'll bring my little camcorder and
I'm going to show you how many people are on this train that
they're all clamouring to get on. The thing is empty. We
can't wait to get on the train to the concentration camp.
Okay, so anyway, I have a couple of things I want to mention.
Well, so do i But please, seniority first.
First of all, I want to ask the two of us to predict what's
going to happen on the opt out day. Okay, I think there's only
two possibilities. One is they're going to they're going
to the TSA people are going to actually slow down the process
to make everybody's life miserable. Now, first of all,
let me back up what they should do, because the TSA should be
responsible to the public, they should turn off the scanners
turn on the magnetometers and go back to the old way and rush
people to their planes to do the public a favour and the airlines
have said they have been doing this I did receive a story of a
guy who opted out got three families behind them to opt out
and the TSA just went nuts and then they because they had like
12 people opting out and then they opened up the magnetometer
and a fast line so that could happen but opt out day may be
special because it's going to be a lot of focus will
be a lot of news coverage. So I believe that they're going to
because they're a bunch of assholes. I believe they're
going to slow the process down let the line go out the door and
around the corner and then make all kinds of assertions about
how irresponsible this is people are missing their flights to to
St Louis and they wanted to be with family but they couldn't
make the fly and the airlines was gonna go along with this
because they're a coward so they're gonna take off half
empty they don't care because people have already paid for
their tickets is too bad you didn't get to the airport on
time we got your money we get the flight cheaper because you
know
what I'm saying opt out day and this was the disappointing thing
about Ron Paul's monologue is it is a bad idea because the opt
out day will only push people through the scanners it's only
going to give more fuel for the the the entire security
industrial complex to push these more to save us time to keep
commerce. This is the word that keeps cropping up to keep
commerce witching cludes Human Resources flowing. So it's
actually a bad idea. And I agree with you. I think it's going to
be horrendous. It is going to be purposefully slowed down. I
think you're right. I think you're right.
All right. Good argument there.
Yeah. There's no argument for me now. Well, it
might depend on the local airports. The ones that went out
to San Francisco definitely be slowed down. Seattle. I'm not so
sure, because they're actually pretty friendly up there. And,
anyway, enough of this topic, please
enough. I
was terrible. This topic is killing us because we have other
things to discuss. Yes.
Like the Codex Alimentarius bill, which of course, was
rushed through yesterday. In the house, this is the food safety
bill, HR 501, I believe. Let me just double check that 510 I'm
sorry. This essentially gives the FDA but also the Department
of Homeland Security complete control over your food. And this
is one of the many distractions that the opt out and naked body
scanners has provided for. Senators voted 74 Does No, you
said her house. Sorry. It's now in the House. The Senate voted
74 to 2574 people
voted for this thing. Why only 25 against
their total fucking shills. Total shields? Thank you very
much. Well, I'm just receiving my coffee, which is still valid,
I can still drink this. The Department of Homeland Security
hasn't screened it yet.
So my favourite news story this week is they decided to
legislate against alcoholic beverages that have cat
caffeine. Yeah, I know. And I think the first thing I thought
of a nova of none of these news coverage is brought it brought
it up as Oh, really? So in other words, an Irish Coffee, which is
a traditional drink served in bars for the last 100 years. Is
it now illegal?
It's illegal? Absolutely. But this is but the whole point is,
they now will have once this passes in the house, they will
have complete control over your food. And it's it's all for your
security. Now, I will say because I've looked at it in
both sides. That considering how our food in general is made the
stuff that the human resources in general consume. It kind of
needed because we've got nothing but factories of chickens,
factories of cows, factories of pigs, factories of everything
genetically modified. It's so crazy and outrageous and so so
industrialised that you actually get, you gotta have some kind of
safety because it's not real food. It's dirt with chemicals
mixed in and genetically modified stuff. So you think it
tastes good, and it's not real food. But now they have or they
will have complete control. And by the way, it's a $1.4 billion
dollar bill. I guess that's to up the Homeland Security. Does
hinterlands needs more security, John, for what the slaves are
going to eat? So they don't eat tainted products. And we saw
this common We saw this with the, with the
EU, actually, when they saw it come in about a year and a half
or
two years ago, two years ago when the Codex Alimentarius.
Well, of course, that became official in 2009. In in Gitmo,
nation, Europe, United States of Europe. But now they'll have
complete control over your food. When you control people's money.
You control people's food. Let me think, oh yes, you control
the people.
So that well, my, my wife has been on a kick because the FDA
has been given new powers. And then Washington State they're
cracking down left and right on raw milk dairies including one
they've basically shut down and tried to ruin them, they could
find nothing wrong with this place, because most of these
places are hyper clean, which is actually a good thing. And these
they're just, they're busted. They're busting balls left and
right, these guys, I mean, they're already stepping on, you
know, small operations are going to close down a little organic
places, I mean, and the organic food movement, which is now
actually dominated by what is what Michael Pollan calls big
organic, which is like Whole Foods, and if you look at, you
know, what's supposedly healthy, and now you find his a lot of
rapeseed oil based mayonnaise and other things that aren't
healthy at all, necessarily.
So while I'm on this kick for a second, of course, what is
approved thanks to Donald Rumsfeld is aspartame, and human
resource and producer Eric sent in a note Hey, guys, I was at
the grocery store with my wife and two kids who was 11 and
three, I saw a box of a box. Yes, literally a box labelled
aspartame. You cannot just get the poison in a box. I have
drilled into the kids good parenting, by the way, Eric,
that they are not to eat the shit. So my 11 year old says
look, they are selling that poison So we talked about it and
we decided to go buy two mice and feed one sugar water and one
aspartame, water. So we went right to the pet store and
bought two mice, they get food and the respective water mixes.
I will let you know how it turns out. The problem, of course is
the three year old has fallen in love with the mice and keeps
crying, I don't want them to die.
And I do these kinds of experiments with three year
olds ever fly, don't worry, according to the FDA, there will
be just fine. My next experiment will be to get some high
fructose corn syrup, but not sure how to get my hand on some
of that shit. I am videotaping the experiment, we'll let you
know what happens. And yeah, and there's another awesome link
which you can read about
stuff up on YouTube. I mean, it's as good as
ever. Oh, totally.
We should be doing we we should encourage more home
experimentation on mice.
Well, here's a woman who made AMPT poison from aspartame,
living in Florida and being invaded by ants and she decided
to make up some ant poison of her own. She mixed it with raw
honey, three to four parts raw honey to one part aspartame,
fried them. They're all dead is great pictures. Aspartame killed
the ants.
That's good. It's something that can be elicited useful. Yeah.
And while we're on the topic, the actual CDC Centres for
Disease Control has now come out and says, you know, too much
fluoride may not be too good for you, along with the American
Dental Association, it actually can kill you. So have a nice
drink of water. That's also in the show notes at no agenda.
show.com. And then while we're talking about the ministry of
good for you, because that's my new ministry that I've I've made
up Secretary of Transportation, Ray LaHood says, you know,
people using cell phones and cars that's, that's really
dangerous. And by the way, the government, of course, is now
selling their stock in, in one of the big car companies,
General Motors. And he intends to in the future, I'm not sure
if it's the near future, but to mandate, cell phones, scrambling
devices and all automobiles. How about that, huh? Really smart.
It'll save a lot of lives. Again, just another way to
protect you, you stupid slave. You can't take care of yourself.
We've got to do it for you. Thank you. LaHood. Fascinating,
just fascinating.
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I think that's a grand idea. John, I
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course in the news because of the the toner cartridge filled
with the key is some kind of stuff. We don't know why we
don't really know what but powder apparently, the plot was
soiled the plot was foiled. Oh, please go and watch that. That
TSA congressional hearing you will you will get angry you will
laugh you will cry. You have to watch it they talk about that
too a lot actually. It's used as a a weapon that get the leverage
to get more money. So Yemen of course has been very interesting
for a while and they talked about Yemen as well. You know,
this Pistol Pete There went off to Yemen five days after the the
plot was foiled. He literally says that we foiled the plot. It
was supposed to explode over the East Coast, and they just really
make it up as they go along. But a lot of weird things going on
in Yemen. Do you remember John what I said about Yemen way
before Yemen was on Vogue before we had al Qaeda on the Arabian
Peninsula in Yemen. You remember what I said about there were 300
warships in the Gulf of Aden off Yemen. Do you remember what that
was about?
Yeah, it was some sort of an exercise, wasn't it? No, it was
the Stargate. All right. Oh, the stargates
there's an art work waiting for this, this commentary now.
Did you notice that? Just in this past week and a half, there
have been 48 earthquakes in the Gulf of Aden? 48 earthquakes
now, of course, okay, well, what's the baseline? Now? How
many earthquakes that they normally have in the Gulf of
Aden? None?
None? None? None? None? None. They don't have earthquakes.
It's in the Gulf. And all of a sudden, and this is right off
where the Stargate is supposed to be? I think the thing is
being activated, I think it's opening up. And it would make a
lot of sense.
What's gonna come out what fish could be, but it says how they
keep replenishing the Earth's fisheries. Could fish come out
of the star gate from outer space? Well,
there's a couple of interesting links, then I air quotes on the
interesting, but please have a look at the links about the
earthquakes. You know, before all before I started talking
about the Stargate
no one's reminding me by the way, because I have forgotten.
Yes. No one talked about Yemen. No one talked about the Gulf of
Aden. Now we've got 300 warships there. We've, for all intents
and purposes invaded this country of was it. Three, 4
million people. We've got TSA Homeland Security. Does
hinterland security we've got them in there. We got the CIA in
there. We've got everyone's looking for our Qaeda on the
Arabian Peninsula. There's clearly something going on. And
yes, oil would be the top of the list but right down there at
point one point 1.5 I'm putting the Gulf of Aden Stargate
so there you go. You know what Don't say I didn't call it
No, no.
Something that was very local to to Hollywood.
Oh, yeah. No, this died before you go to that. If you want to
do this story. I know what you're gonna do. Yeah, we might
as well run my my weekly Thursday real news segment a
clip of all the teasers that you find on the extra show or wall
or one of the Access Hollywood I pick a different one every week,
which includes to this story is
William and Kate today joking around in their first interview
since getting engaged and sort of get over the marriage thing
first and then maybe look at the kids, lashing Diana's engagement
ring the parallels between Kate and William's mom. Diana, I
would love to have a shocking murder mystery after shares for
less Premier. Why was this Hollywood exec gunned down in
her Mercedes on her way home? Redford's new confessions about
Streisand,
Barbra Streisand just saying
Oprah's rare tour inside Streisand's estate from the mini
mall in her basement to the colour coordinated koi fish
for fish, of course has to be black and white.
Dancing drama Bristol slamming Levi brandy breaking her silence
about her deadly car crash
was caused a murderer a killer was
today's big rumours did Jen Aniston sneak inside a Broadway
show she shocked
and by the way, I want to mention that because the family
will get a kick out of this. I have a mini mall and my
basement.
Unfortunately, is not that well organised. So under the heading
star Hollywood whackers in in the shownotes no agenda
show.com. Very, very interesting. So
that's really brief people on on your on the basic premise here,
which is well, it really started with Randy Quaid. No, actually,
it goes back to Michael Jackson, who I believe was killed because
he was worth more dead than alive. And of course that's also
in today's Hollywood whackers corner, which is my little mall
here in the basement. That whenever there's money involved,
there is organised crime. And let's face it, you can probably
hire someone to whack a guy for 50 bucks. So for 50 million, I
think it's possible. So Ronni chasen is a Hollywood publicist.
And she so the news hit, I think Tuesday, and that she had been
shot dead in her car five shots to the chest, which is the new
the new mean, by the way, you got to to the head or five to
the chest, in her Mercedes. And then her Mercedes kind of gently
crashed into into a lamppost. It was in Beverly Hills of all
places where this doesn't happen very often. And, and it was so
clear that this was an assassination because there was
no the her passenger window was rolled down. There were no entry
or exit bullet holes, no shattered glass, so it was
straight into her chest. I mean, this is a real whack job,
really, and heavy too. And this has it has all the hallmarks of
Yugoslav or Russian assassins. That's kind of how they do it.
You know, they'll come up and they'll, you know, say hey,
rolled on the window, and could it could have been someone she
knew to lots of speculation. But I look into Ronni chasen. And
she does, she has a very interesting type of jobs. He's
very specific kind of publicist in Hollywood, she organises the
campaigns for the Oscars. Now when so the Oscar season is
coming up. And the way it works is you want to make the academy
and of course these are the people that vote you want to
make the academy very aware of how successful your movie is. So
you hire a reputable PR firm or publicist. And they will promote
they'll create an entire campaign around the movie. So
that means parties and billboards and special
screenings and it's it's you know what, this is big booking,
booking. Yeah, big, big business. And I've Googled
around for Ronni, chasen. The only thing I could find she's
got a big mouth. And I think that mouth got her dead. Because
when you have millions maybe even hundreds of millions of
dollars riding on an Oscar nomination and or when I think
it's simple and this is what it's what it's come down to the
the mob has taken over Hollywood, and they really don't
give a crap. They will kill you. They'll kill you for what she's
doing too good with that. Let's just kill her. Now of course,
this could also be a very sick promotion for the movie with
Cher and Christina Aguilera but I you know, I wow, that is out
there. It's possible. Now, the other thing that's possible as
possible The other thing that happened this week, which is one
of those incidents, I think not after years of Steve Jobs trying
to get the Beatles on iTunes. Finally they arrived. And of
course, this is after Michael Jackson is dead.
Going well no coincidence. No coincidence.
That's no coincidence. No, because now of course is
catalogued there's no resistance, even though he
doesn't actually own the specific rights. I don't believe
that he owns a specific rights that have held that back. I
think with all the ancillary deals that are being made, the
way this deal fits together, it was kind of handy that he would
that he couldn't say no, or the or whatever. So you know, just
one of those. Oh, how handy. Oh, incredibly handy.
Well, they're probably not going to catch the guys. They'd have
no clues. They have no suspects. They got nothing on the on the
hit. No. So it's a professional job. And that's the end of it.
That's it. We'll never know. Well,
no, but But Randy Quaid, who said, look, there's gangs in
Hollywood, there's organised crime, they are out to get me
the out to take my money. And if I don't shut up, then they'll
they'll whack me. I think he's right. The poor guy. He's right.
And I hope Canada gives him asylum. And I hope he continues
to do great movies up there in Canada.
Well, that's where most of the movies are made anyway, probably
for that reason.
Little Haiti update, John. Some news there. Cholera data
reporting from the New York Times cholera deaths are up in
Haiti with the worst to come. Remember, now this is remember,
you texted all of your little messages. And we all watched
with tears in our eyes, as all of your Hollywood favourite
celebrities pleaded for the money. And we raised hundreds of
millions of dollars, hundreds of millions of dollars, billions,
up to 8 billion promised to rebuild Haiti. But there's one
little problem. We have all those irritating Haitians in the
way. And we've reported on this that cholera doesn't just pop up
it has to be introduced. Death toll now in Haiti 900, the
government removed over 1000 Already,
the ministry, I've got a little add on to this story. Okay.
Well, let me just kind of get you on finish.
Well, let me let me just finish up with the details. So that's
what the New York Times reports. Then we go to reporting from the
BBC, as a Haitian protester was shot dead by UN peacekeepers
that look at all that if you have a chance, look at the
pictures coming out of Haiti. It now it's a warzone.
It's a war zookeepers shot him dead.
Can you can you can you get a better headline than that? Here?
It is. Literally, November 16 2010. BBC Ministry of Truth.
Haiti, protesters shot dead by UN peacekeeper. I mean, does
that fuck with your mind? Or what? Is that the most
outrageous thing that you've ever heard in the world? At
least one man has been shot dead in clashes with UN peacekeepers,
peacekeepers, hey, we're here for your peace, man. Don't worry
about it. Now. However, help is on the way, John? Because
remember that when President Obama who was involved in the
huge fundraising for a Haiti which of course we can't
actually get these people out of the mud and tents? Oh, no, we
can't do that. We're too busy funding the peacekeepers. He
brought in former Presidents Bush and Clinton to to ask you
for money. And sorry, not money for cash. And
right now, all we need from people who can't be part of a
medical team or a search and rescue team. We just need cash.
I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water. Just
send your cash
just send your cash that went directly into their foundations
because they because the help Haiti now fund.org had not been
set up yet.
It by the way, day. Number 15.
It passed. No, it's still not up there. I went to the website.
And I could not find the Clinton Foundation form 990 needs to be
filed by cannot be any later than the 15th of November.
That's a well wait a minute, that can't be that telling you
they can't be because we've got an email from people criticising
our condemnation of this foundation, saying that we as
soon as the 15th rolled around, it would be done deal. Well,
today I
think is the 18th and it is still not up on the website. So
I'll have I'll have to go hunting around. However, there
is a little news bulletin from yesterday Port au Prince, Haiti
today. The William J. Clinton Foundation announced it has
committed $1.5 million. Just one point I know this must be
billion No, no 1.5 No, no,
no, you're wrong. You're reading it wrong because he collected
over 3 billion he wouldn't be given him 1.5 million better
for the longer term. Oh, I mean, he's such a mench. The
foundation is committing 500,000 That's half a million to support
the implementation of an aggressive national education
and awareness campaign. Oh, yes. Hey, you slaves in the mud. Be
aware. Just be aware. Be aware. You know, don't drink the water.
Because you could have you don't have any other water. Here's a
flashlight. You horrible, horrible, horrible elitist prick
cue $1.5 million talking hundreds of millions maybe up
close to a billion dollars and has not published his his
numbers yet. And by the way, I looked at 2008. Again, why does
an organisation that brings in a quarter of a billion dollars in
2008? A quarter of a billion dollars? How hard is it to
publish your numbers? They took two extensions in 2008 as well,
because it says right there on the form, filed extension three
months filed the second extension for three months.
Don't just press a button on your on your machine, or do you
have YouTube busy fudging the numbers? How hard is it? How
hard is it? How
hard is it with all that money? You think you could hire
somebody?
60 60% goes to salaries. So he's, like,
funny, nobody's covering this, but no one cares.
Now, of course, the other distraction, which really made
me chuckle when I saw General Motors went public today for the
second time in their, quote, initial public offering. The
strike price $33 could it get any more evil? Could you get any
more Illuminati on me? By doing 33? I mean, please, could you
could you just could you'd like laugh in my face anymore?
No. And don't forget, folks, we do have a $33.33 subscription.
You can buy one share of General Motors stock if you're lucky,
because of course you can't. Everyone else is on the inside
on that deal. Or you could support this show. We actually
learned something $33 that that really, he really they really
shoved it in my face with that one. Like $33 Really? That's the
strike price. Okay. The awesome thank you so much.
Yeah, good work. Well, you don't need anything here's a little
add on to the Haiti story right on because you don't want a
bunch of people these Haitians like all of a sudden getting up
and get trained walking out of there going to Dominican
Republic getting on boats, you don't want to do any of that. So
what you what you do is you have a cholera case crop up in the
Dominican Republic and a cholera case crop up in Florida. One
each Wow. To get rid of all the all the down the Haitian so they
can't even leave their own.
Right. Right. They can't No, I think that's already in place.
Right.
I think definitely in place now because we have cholera in
Florida.
Yeah, the dam. Haitians are giving us cholera. My goodness
shyster show up and take advantage of people's goodwill
and generosity.
We have to move to get mo nation, United States of Europe
for a moment, John, because our poet haiku Herrmann, the
President of the United States of Europe, for those of you who
do not know, go ahead and wiki it or google it because they do
have a president in the United States of Europe. His name is
Herman Van Rompuy.
He's Belgium, and ever combed his hair by the way.
Well, there's not much to comb really. He made a statement very
important statement yesterday. And he said The European Union
is in a survival crisis. And this is I think this is a big
deal. I think there is something really big coming down. Of
course, there's no video of it. Not that we could understand
what he says. Anyway, we're in a survival crisis. The President
told that an event
actually there was a video I could have clipped I saw Oh,
okay. I
couldn't find it looks not quick enough. He said this at a think
tank. Tuesday morning. What are you doing in a think tank? But
this was right ahead of a meeting of finance ministers the
free breakfast?
Yeah, good one. We all have to work together in order to
survive with the Eurozone. Because if we don't survive with
the Eurozone, we will not survive the European Union. So
what is happening here? This is the largest economic hitman
exercise I've ever seen in my life. It is primarily focused
against Portugal and against Ireland. And both Portugal and
Ireland say, Well, hold on a second. We don't want to be
bailed out by the IMF. We don't we don't want to take the
bailout from the European Union. In fact, Portugal's prime
minister, Foreign Minister says, you know, we might have to leave
the euro. Screw this, this, this. We're sick of this. So war
could actually be on the horizon. But Dick Roche, who was
the Irish Prime Minister showed up on the the BBC the British
Ministry of Truth mouthpiece, and said it's total bull crap.
It is not true. We have no problem. We don't need an IMF
bailout. And I'd like to share that clip with you John, because
this is seminal, also listened to how the BBC reporter jumps
down his throat on this. Like she knows what the I was just
talking about,
we have actually been emphasising that we have a
budget coming up and we have actually are about to publish
our four year adjustment plan. If our budget was true in
December, we will have, we will be in a position by the end of
the budget cycle that's in 2011, that two thirds we will be two
thirds of the way to achieving the 3% deficit figure. So there
is no real reason, no rational reason why we should trigger an
IMF or the EU bailout?
Well, these reassurances that you're giving to our audiences
now are presumably the same reassurances that you've given
to the Council of the European Central Bank, but obviously,
some members of that council are better qualified to judge than I
am, including the governor of the Bank of Spain, I'd simply
not reassured and they want you to take what they call
appropriate action.
Well, I think members of that council may have different
reasons. You mentioned the governor of the Central Bank of
Spain, governors in the the members of the council may have
different reasons, which has nothing to do with the
fundamental position of Ireland, which is more to do with the
fundamental position of other other states or the EU as as the
Euro zone as a whole. Our focus has got to be on what we are
doing. And we have made it very clear that we have no intention
of triggering, particularly the IMF, which was the extreme
suggestion that was made, because we have made the
adjustments. We are intent on making those adjustments, and we
are not prepared
now. Standby.
To be clear about this. Obviously, European finance
ministers meeting today, are you saying categorically there is
absolutely no chance that you will accept an EU bailout?
Because she's
of course reading the Talking Points Memo. It's like, wait a
minute, how can this be true? This is this is not this is not
the script, where we have a huge package tonight on the news
about how they're going to be bailed out. This is wrong.
There is no reason why we should I've heard you saying there is
no reason
for you to talk to a prime minister like that lady.
Different people have different perceptions. We've agreed other
members of the European Committee,
let me finish the sentence. Okay. Maybe I think I could
clarifies the issue. And the mate. You mentioned the central
bank, governor of Spain, the issue there is related to bank
desk. I'm not sure what is going to why that issue has bubbled up
as it has on public. But the matter of our banking debt, and
our banks have been very strongly supported by the
European Central Bank, there is no doubt about that.
So let me just explain to people briefly what's happening and
then we can get off the topic. But it is really important
because the wheels are coming off the United States of Europe.
What happened?
Well, can I interrupt for just Yes, of course, I because I want
to ask you, since you've got the analysis of this, I'm gonna ask
you one thing. As a side note, do you think any of this is
punishment of Ireland as a country for for refusing to sign
or vote in the EU bullcrap Lisbon Treaty? Well, of course,
initially, they said no. But then they just kept on voting
until they had a yes vote. So I think it's partially punishment.
But Ireland is very, very important for commerce, and it
needs to be taken control of where is all of Apple located in
the United States of Europe and Ireland. That's where there's
no, that's for tax purposes. Of course, a lot of Microsoft stuff
is out of Ireland, Ireland, very important country, but don't,
it's just, it's a bogus situation, they have an office
there, they pay less taxes, the US government gets screwed out
of this money that we would be getting, because the Irish Irish
business taxes are so low.
So here's what's happening. When people were the human resources,
and slaves were told, Hey, this is a great idea, we're all going
to have the same money. So you don't have to exchange your
coins. When you go to a different country, which happens
a lot in Europe, it's like going from California to Arizona, I
gotta change my money. Okay. So that's how it was sold, everyone
had this good idea. Now, what people didn't realise is that
there would be a central bank, known as the Central Bank of
United States of Europe, and that they would control the
money supply. So what happens when you have an individual
country where things aren't going all that great, this is
what we've just done in the United States get my nation
proper, as you need to inflate the money supply. It's called
quantitative easing. And you basically print some money. If
you don't have control over your money, then you can't control
your own economy based upon this is not the way I think it should
work in any way. But that's the way it has worked since way
before I was born. And that's the system. So that power was
taken away. And what they're essentially doing to all these
poor countries, and they are poor countries now is they're
squeezing them by the junk. They're squeezing their balls.
By not letting them get they can they have no currency to
inflate. They say Oh, no more money for you. Sorry about that.
I'm sorry, and their banks will run dry. They will run out of
money and if everyone keeps fighting and now the Netherlands
I have to say get my nation lowlands it may be some
posturing but they're also pissing off a hare Herrmann fun
room boy everyone's angry Spain Portugal Ireland the wheels are
coming off this thing and they now speak of the bad debt
dominoes. Which is the mean you got to look out for.
Oh, I haven't seen that one bad domino got me you got me too bad
dad. I like it was yes. Very well structured. Bad debt,
dominoes.
It flows off the tongue. It's really really nice.
Unfortunately, it's it's not very good. But bad things afoot
in in the United States of Europe. And now, John, finally.
We've got a new jingle. Yeah, I heard it. I got no news. I just
want to play the jingle.
So there's another story that seems to be obfuscated by the
TSA. Nothing to see here meme going around, which I haven't
been able to completely dissect. I did. But But what drew my
attention to it was a very screwy report. This is about
Victor boot. Who is the international arms dealer of 20
years Stan? Oh, yeah,
this this was I did hear one little report about this guy.
So Victor boot is the guy that the movie supposedly the movie,
lords of war, whatever it is Nicolas Cage film about Lord of
the large arms dealer, right? Yeah, arms dealer, big, big
international arms has been doing this for like forever says
he's just a businessman actually has his own website defending
himself called Victor, I think is Victor boot.com. You can
check it out. Because on there, there's all the documents and
all this stuff and his plea that he's just a normal business guy,
whether he is or not kind of beside the point, but they
decided to go after him. And of course, once the you know, the
intelligence agencies all get together and go after somebody
like this, you can't really do that kind of high end high
profile business, without, you know, being dragged in if they
want to drag you in. And they've decided to do that. But I didn't
think much about it, just the regular news story until I heard
this particular clip. Because as we've talked about before, there
are people that are planted by intelligence agencies in the
news organisations and generally speaking, they only crop up when
they're told to crop up under weird circumstances, and yet,
and so you can usually deconstruct the like the New
York, you can always figure out who's working for the CIA, for
example, at the New York Times, by looking at the storylines,
and we're all of a sudden W writing about, you know,
children's toys, and then out of the blue, they come up with some
crazy thing that that's backing up some assertion that's being
made about something that we don't care about is like very
with lots of insight information, or somebody like
Woodward, who is just essentially given whole books to
write. And his job is to, you know, promote certain memes
about Obama and the current administration the way it's
going now. So I was kind of stunned by this particular clip
that we're gonna play. Because I've over the years, I've always
heard Charles Osgood on CBS. And he's got to bow tie and he's
very efficient. And I know he does poetry and is the Osgood
minute. He does the Osgoode men and it's usually some feel good
story about, you know, a doll maker and you know, Kentucky
pedo some other it's a bunch of just really short, interesting
stories, but instead, he does a story on the victor boot bust,
which is completely out of character. And he does it with a
guy who's apparently some expert at CBS. And he's does a question
and answer thing that's structured just like the thing
we did earlier in the show with Margaret Warner asking questions
that are not answered is one in particular you'll hear it when
you hear this little clip is only a minute or so I need to
know which clip it is I'm scanning says propaganda oz
good. Oh, okay. You're gonna hear me ask a question about why
was the DEA and this is what where it gets fishy. It actually
drew my attention. I don't know. Maybe it was supposed to draw my
attention to this bust. Perhaps. Maybe this is an attention
grabber it's not a negative thing. He asked why was it the
DEA that arrested Victor boot in Thailand with a sting operation?
When I never answered the question he's not even with the
DA just like he's the analyst. And if you listen to this very
carefully, and you listen to this, this this back and forth,
you can tell it's totally scripted. It's not It's as
though it was one of those old fashioned remember used to do
radio and they'd send you a big disc of answers the guy would
have and you just read
it. You just read the question, and then you just play the
answer. You snip it in. Yeah, yeah. It's called a electronic
press kit.
And this is what this sounds like. And I was completely
baffled by it. Now. It's drawn me to the story, which may be
the end Can't cuz this makes no sense it just would run it all.
The Osgoode file this is Charles Osgood Victor boot of former
Soviet military officer in cargo executive was flown here from
Bangkok and a chartered plane taken in manacles and the
bulletproof vest in New York. We were brought to court this
afternoon to face charges what is the case of Victor boot about
CBS News National Security Analyst ones already
Victor boot sometimes called the merchant of death was the
premier international arms merchant fueling conflicts
around the world for almost I
just have to say right off the bat everything is edited even
his introduction was like I had heard five edits in his
introduction John and and
another thing you want to listen for is just ones or Rottie guy
he basically does nothing but say what Victor was the angel of
death he was a miserable person he just says all these negative
things you love death has huge Nazi connotation by he has a he
has a he paints a very weird picture of this character. Of
course again, he never really says anything. That's That's
news. Was that yeah, go hit it.
I'm gonna play it again from the top so you can listen to all the
edits. Even in his introduction,
the Osgoode file this is Charles eyes good. Picture boot of
former Soviet military officer and cargo executive was flown
here from Bangkok and a chartered plane. taken an
manacles and bulletproof vest in New York. We brought to court
this afternoon to face charges. What is the case of boot about
CBS News National Security Analyst ones are ready. Victor
Bucha,
sometimes called the merchant of death was the premier
international arms merchant fueling conflicts around the
world for almost two decades willing to do business with
anyone willing to pay his price
from the dramatic way who was brought here once already I
gather Victor Bucha is an important chase for many
years, almost two decades, Victor Bucha was considered the
premier international arms merchant willing to do deals
with the devil in every corner of the world feeling conflicts
from the heart of Africa to Central and South Asia.
If he's an arms trafficker, how is the Drug Enforcement Agency
involved? Bucha
is facing a series of charges.
That's just too funny, John,
so but yeah, but let you gotta listen to the question. Of
course,
it's propaganda. That's
how you do it related to the sting operation brought by the
Drug Enforcement Agency, where Victor Bucha was willing to
provide and sell arms to the FARC movement. This is the rebel
terrorist group in Colombia willing to sell them all sorts
of arms. He was caught in a sting operation in the charges
brought relate to material support to terrorism, arms
trafficking related to terrorism.
So he'll be traded in New York. But why did the Russians seem so
upset about this?
They don't want to Russian citizen facing a trial in the
US. More importantly, there's speculation that Victor Bucha
has had long and deep ties with the Russian defence and
intelligence community and may have information about Russian
complicity in his arms dealings around the world for the last
two decades.
He has good file trolls has good on the CBS Radio Networks.
Interesting,
you know that Hillary Clinton is right now negotiating with the
Russians for a weapons treaty.
Yeah, there's something up with this whole deal. And I haven't
been digging around and looking for something he was but he was
actually arrested in Thailand to this DEA sting, which makes no
sense because, you know, yeah, but it makes when you look at
the the I looked at the complaint, which Victor booth
has on his website, the government complaint, which is
actually quite funny to read. And the reason the DEA got
involved is because they are making the DEA makes I never
heard this before, by the way. The DEA makes the assertion in
the complaint that the FARC folks in Colombia are now and I
guess have been for a while and I guess it must have been the
case in 2008. For so it's been going on for years. The leading
exporters of cocaine. It
sounds to me like this is a double whammy. So first of all,
the guy is obviously a patsy. Because you know, and by the
way, he maybe was muscling in on our business because we're the
best arms dealers here and get mo nation.
I believe that there's some there's an element of that. I
think you're right. I think it was a patsy, but I think he was
must muscling in or there was there's something he stepped on
somebody's toes someplace. So he has been doing this for 20
years, and now they decide to arrest him and what does
that make it there may so I also heard in that report to Colombia
FARC, terrorism, terrorism, terrorism. So is it time to move
into Colombia? Now they said terrorism the guy was basically
selling weapons to terrorists. Hey, if there's terrorists we
got we need to go there. Plenty them move in. Man. We got Yemen.
Now we got to move into Colombia.
I think there's still the one thing overlooked in all this, of
course, which again, this is too much of a web to deconstruct
properly because it's too weird. I still think this has something
to do with Chavez and Venezuela and And the oil at the base,
because now we're hearing other reports that Chavez is
supporting FARC. And, you know, it's just right. It's a real
mess. I mean, I have not i All I know is that this drew my
attention to the story. This story took place during the
period of time where we're getting distracted by the TSA
then nothing to see here a moment of the day. And it was
completely brushed under the rug. And it's pretty major.
Well, we'll see what comes out of it. I think your
assassination of this media report is is spot on something
very fishy about it. I also heard and it's the merchant of
death, not not the angel of death. I also heard this and I
was like, okay, something going on. We don't know exactly what
yet but also, it could be that Hillary's negotiation with the
Russians has something to do because you know, look, it's all
about oil. It's all about guns. And maybe it's still about gold
here and there. And the Russians are in all of that and so maybe
they said, Oh, yeah, well, why don't we just take your guy all
right. Now what? Now what you're going to do we got your guy we
got your main your main sales guy. It's like It's like taking
Microsoft sales guy.
Like Dagon Ballmer. Yeah, it's like and we got
we got your bomber right here. So what are you gonna do now
sign on the dotted line, okay. They're all thugs man. It's all
little gangs and thugs and no Clinton gang and the bush gang
and you got your Putin gang. It's all gangs.
That another thing that I level gangs and
another thing that was kind of snowed under was the very first
Gitmo detainee. He will I didn't get off. But you know, this was
the whole we're going to try the guy in civilian court and on
military court. You remember this? Yeah. So I finally got
tried. So he was acquitted on all accounts except for a
conspiracy. Yeah. So in other words, you didn't actually do
anything but yeah, you worked with you. You worked with him?
Yeah. Yeah. You conspired?
Dad, apparently 100 accusations or whatever they you know.
What do you call them? Yeah.
When he documents, indictments, hundreds of them, and then they
get them on the one
have you? Have you seen this guy? Yes. A kid.
Is a bonehead.
He's a kid. No, he's just a kid. It looks like a little punk.
Yeah, he probably was only 10 When they arrested him.
It's unbelievable. posturing, posturing, posturing. And
speaking of bomber, this connect thing that they're selling.
Yeah. Pretty interesting report. If you look at their so when you
buy this and there's a there's a little Terms of Service thing.
Microsoft also reserves the right at all times to disclose
any information as necessary to satisfy any applicable law
regulation, legal process or governmental request or to edit
refuse to post or remove any information or materials, in
whole or in part of Microsoft's sole discretion. You know, this
thing tracks your movement, it tracks who you are, it takes
video of you. You should not expect any level of privacy
concerning your use of the live communication features voice
chat video communications in live hosted gameplay sessions. I
don't think you should be using one of these things. I mean,
it's so funny. It's like
it's in your house in your house
and is looking at you. It's got three camera. Hello, hello.
I've got an idea bill. I think we you know what, we can do a
deal with the government. We could put the you know, the 1984
cameras. Yeah, what about them? Let's Why don't we put three of
them not one, but three of them in Salem is some sort of thing
that's supposed to be like a gang game. And they're gonna be
hooked to the internet. Right? Because everybody is awesome.
Yeah, it's like it was speaking. Yeah. And of course, everybody
knows that. I always put a piece of tape over all
cameras, over all camera cameras. Absolutely. I should do
that on my laptop. Oh, by the way, I finally brought my mail
server in house. Yeah. Took me three days. Very, very
interesting. Exercise. Mainly, first of all, what was very and
by the way, so if you send me email now you're pretty much
secure. And it's a an OSX Mac on running OS X Server running on a
Mac Mini which I like because I can just unplug the power cord
and the Ethernet and I can take it with me or I can fling it
into the ocean. And that's, you know, it's like it's it's nice
and portable, very happy with the solution. But what was
interesting is I'm looking at the log files, the SMTP log
files. Oh my god, there's like four spam attempts a second. Oh,
yeah. It's unbelievable. You just see it like because you
know, the server of course, refuse, refuse, refuse. I'm just
looking at it. Like, wow, spammers really are the
internet. This is like it's for a second. I'm not kidding. It's
like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
just keep on. Just keep trying. And it's all like from roll up.
Number Number Number symbol@rolex.com. Yeah, right
Rolex stock, it's
a nightmare.
It's beyond
nightmare. Yeah, that's why I always advise people not to, you
know, don't ever want to be a server administrator for, you
know, websites and the rest of it. Well, I ain't married, I
really, I really, I'm really loving it because of course, I'm
the only user on the system. So it actually if I do a search,
it's really fast. So it's, it's good. It's kind of replicating
my my Gmail experience. I'm off the G mails, I'm gone. I'm off.
I'm off. I'm off. I'm off, I tell you. So Adam, of course, if
you send it to anywhere else, it will still arrive. But
adam@curry.com is the only place you want to send me email. And
it is as secure as possible. It's not ultimate. In fact,
unfortunately, even though I was amazed that Time Warner Cable
allows SMTP in and out. But I thought that was pretty
astounding. I learned very quickly that many mail servers
reject email from from the entire range. So if you're
sending an SMTP messages, so essentially, your mail servers
is talking to the mail server, it says Oh, Time Warner Cable.
Yeah, I think not denied. So I have to relay through a D, dY N
dns.org. So when I send a reply to you, the obviously that's not
entirely secure. Yeah, well sucks. But it's better. It's
better than not like you're sending secret messages. No, but
I get a lot of stuff from people who send something to me. And
it's like, okay, you don't want that. What you don't want is you
don't want it sitting at Google. And then the government says,
Hey, Google, give me Curry's email. Okay, here it is. Because
that's what they'll do.
Oh, yeah. I look like if they have the rights, you know, you
know, they give the right paperwork. Yeah, I don't Yeah,
what
is they just send a fax. Hey, Google, give me curries email.
Okay, here it is. There you go. So at least it makes it a little
bit harder for them.
Right? Yeah. Well, we don't want our confidential informants
know, who compromised we want to we don't want to compromise. I
mean, we do our best and we have the best that we can best that
we can. I remember when I was at InfoWorld, as a editor, some
years back, somebody was feeding me really good stuff from AT and
T. And I'm actually quite good. And you could put me on a lie
detector, and I can never remember who anybody is. Well,
you Chris, you know that already. And this guy, and I
said, Well, you know, you know, I could tell he was going
through their system. I said, you should probably try it. You
know, do somebody, you know, come into some eat other email
system. And within a month, they tracked him down within the
company and fire. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's not that hard.
No, it's not that hard. I have a couple of people want to lighten
the load here. Yeah, I think we should take a loan wife, boy, I
got a couple of you know, the medleys that John Stewart's
famous for I've got two of them in a row that are actually quite
funny. And one of them is the John Stewart medley number one,
which is all the clips. And by the way, this is where you can
find out memes because that are on talking points. But this is a
clip of people condemning Obama's trip to India, Asia is
Yeah, and Indonesia. Yes. Ready? Yes.
I can't wait to hear about his trip. I bet he thinks he hit a
home run.
Instead of hitting home runs. Sometimes we're gonna hit
singles. But they're really important things.
At least, at least he's not using cricket references. seems
sad. Mr. President, if you're not going to Blow Your Own
Trumpet, what's everyone else going to do to your trumpet? Oh,
my God, Mr. President. Trump.
President Obama's Asia trip was a total disaster is economic
view somewhat rejected resolution with China over their
currency valuation failed to reach a free trade agreement
with South Korea. No cooling of tensions between India and
Pakistan refused to condemn the global jihad. A tough meeting
with the German Chancellor as he's lost.
His Mojo
is a troubled time in America. Why
is he going on this long trip?
This was an extraordinarily expensive trip another chapter
in the great American apology tour. What did he get
besides really nice photo ops?
Why did he go? And when he went, why did he get up so badly?
Yeah, so well. Remember I said that, you know, his whole
attitude is demure. He has no energy in his voice. He's very,
you know, he's he's taken aback and this is all part of the
script. He's he's supposed to lose. He's supposed to be a
loser. He's, he's, by the way he's secretly gay. I mean, all
of this stuff is bashing. Oh, by the way, this is the day forever
Yeah.
Has been getting a little bit as a meme has been cropping up in
the weirdest places, including the New York Times.
I really wish I missed that. Yeah,
there's a clip I have. I didn't get it this way. Gotta go try to
dig it up. It says that Obama when he was an endo, it is just
a summary. I want him to dig it up. When he was a kid in
Indonesia, he had some mentor who was apparently some famous
gay guy. And his mentor was helping him to something. And so
when he went to Indonesia, he didn't want to go back to his
old neighbourhood. It's all in the New York Times, didn't want
to go back to his old neighbourhood where they were
people would remember him with his gay mentor. And it was all
it was just a lot of innuendo. And it just seems to me that
there's, you know, you know, we've thought that we've,
whether he's bisexual or not, oh, by the, by the way that was
run on the I think it was a run on one of the gay news shows
that they have on free speech TV that I caught, that that
information. So there's this is this really underlying It's kind
of creepy that what they're trying to do to this guy, but,
you know,
I think he knew it. And I think he was really enjoying the
moment. I remember, we hire actors as our presidents in the
United States, and some of them actually accredited. And like
Reagan, like real actors, we hire actors. And he knew the
deal. He knew the deal was you got to ram all this stuff
through, you're going to be great. And you know, he, he
loved the moment and you love the limelight. And now it's
like, hey, remember, we made that deal with you, dude. Okay,
now it's time to go. Now it's time to switch. Now you gotta
back off. Now you gotta be demure. What? Oh, you don't want
us to tell everyone about that to you? Oh,
I mean, in the meeting that he had with Hillary is everyone
remembers during the election, when she decided to stop running
against him was some sort of a you know, as a secret meeting,
and it was it was, it was covered as a meeting, she gets a
Secretary of State job. So she stays in a higher profile, she
doesn't have to worry about staying in the Senate where they
were your record catches up to you, which is the problem with
being a senator running for president, unless you're just
one term and you're out like, you're like Obama. If you're
staying too long, you know, you get you do something stupid, and
they use it against you, they beat you up with it. And so the
best thing to do is to put her into this higher profile job of
Secretary of State which he gets to be they've got international
experience now. So they're really leading up to her. Her
getting the job. Now we've This is one of the precepts of this
show. We were sticking with that. Now. The second clip I
have from Stuart is a montage about Bill Clinton, which is
actually kind of funny. It's got nothing to do with the with the
Obama trip or anything else. It's just a really interesting
juxtaposition of, again, the crap that we're fed by the news
media.
Barack Obama is just terrible. Republicans especially are
coming down on a mercilessly I bet they missed the good old
days when they had a president they respected
under Clinton. You had a president who was willing to
compromise bill clinton who you depict in your book. Yes, he was
a flexible guy. He
learned how to compromise with conservatives to get things done
if he's willing to work with us, as Bill Clinton did after the
1994 elections, to pass things like welfare reform trade
agreements, and the like. will certainly work with him. That's
right.
Republican darling Bill Clinton. Now some of you may be too young
to remember the feel good. 1990s When a universally respected
President Clinton reigned over an eight year bipartisan love
fest. Let me give you a taste of what it felt like back then.
President Clinton
lied he assaulted our legal system delivered it on workable
socialist health care scheme
the massive approach to health care the extremism
a spending and new tax that he wants to make radical changes.
It's an unAmerican position to age socialists, someone who's
dodged the draft is a draft dodger I believe he's abused his
power is defiled and debase the presidency, the mysterious death
of Vince Foster
Vince Foster suicide. Why?
Why there was blond hair, not Mr. Foster's on his T shirt
whose hair was it Bill
Clinton is a bad boy a naughty boy misleading and untruthful
fake and phoney Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty bad
naughty boy.
Senator airport rub and tug is right.
Bill Clinton was a bipartisan dream. The Republican members of
Congress tried to impeach when they weren't on the floor of the
House of Representatives accusing him of having a hand in
someone's murder
now the funny thing about that clip, by the way is that guy
that this senator who was you know, putting the foot down
right yes, Larry's Yeah, Larry
Stevens.
I know wasn't Steven Stevens the guy got killed in the aeroplane?
Yeah. Anyway, to keep them apart. Yeah, I can't keep these
guys separate. Anyway, that guy is the one who's always a nasty
naughty boy. And the way you say I'm thinking is that it's
obvious that this guy was a weirdo. Yeah.
Nice day. You know, I got an email from Bill Clinton. Yeah,
yeah, I'm
a subscriber of course, you know, he was actually subscriber
they just sent an email that I subscribe of course, are you
kidding me? I wanna know what this this prick is doing.
So what what did he say to you? Well,
so first of all, Dear John, because of course, I've
registered under an alias. A 9994. I was the first president
to watch a FIFA World Cup. In 1994. I was the first president
to watch a FIFA World Cup game played on American soil for
what? You got to sound a little more with a broken voice.
I never forget that day.
I can't do it. The beauty of the game the roar of the crowd and
the power of soccer to unite people of such diverse
backgrounds and beliefs. For the past six months, I've been
working to bring this incredible experience to millions more
Americans as the honorary chairman of the USA Bid
Committee, the organisation behind our nation's official bid
to host the World Cup and 2022 joined the bid.
Wow, so is he asking for money? from Harlem
to Harare. This is a good way a good line from Harlem we should
use that. from Harlem to Harare. Soccer is played in every corner
of the planet. But perhaps no nation embodies the spirit of
the game quite like the United States
bullshitters that can No kidding. We are rich melting
pot of cultures and ethnicities every qualifying nation will
feel as though they're playing a home game on our pitch. Our
diversity actually use
dedication, our unique blend of individual team and we have just
17 days to make this dream a reality. Join the bed. Your
message is powerful. We need to tell FIFA the game is in the US.
The FIFA is the largest corrupt is organisation it's like it's
right up there. And we Yeah, it's been we've made that clear.
We made that very clear. It's right up there with with the
Olympic Committee and this elitist prick is is shilling for
them now asking for money. Not not you have to go to join the
bid. No, I don't I don't know. I don't think they need money.
Yeah, but he's getting paid honorary chairman. Right
honorary chairman, that you know about Bill hr 645. The national
emergencies the National Emergency Centres establishment
act, what to do? I'm glad you asked. Here we go in general in
accordance with the requirements of this act, the Secretary of
Homeland Security shall establish not fewer than six
National Emergency Centres on military installations. It's the
concentration camp act and it's cropping up again. Oh really?
Yeah. Well,
they expect to get it put pull people off the line over there
on opt out Dan throw them into
Yeah, I think it's not FEMA it's a military it's different on
military This is a little different from location of
National Emergency Centres there should be established not fewer
than one National Emergency Centre and each of the following
I'm sorry, it is all FEMA FEMA regions one two and three FEMA
Region for FEMA Region five and seven FEMA Region six okay all
the FEMA regions apparently
has more fuel to the FEMA camp fire us people you know are all
over
Yeah, we needed to track this hr 645 Unbelievable. Throw us in a
camp. Oh, please John. Give me something happy to get out of
here with Wait a minute. I have something kind of funny.
I have a clip that will make you happy clip good. It this is the
reaction I think that we're looking for for a lot of this
stuff. Play response.
Let me grab response. Here we go.
Oops. What's that? I needed the crickets. I gotta for some of
our lame jokes. I got a funny
one for you. So this is from the real news category. This is a a
safe sex PSA. Although there's all kinds of funny memes in
there. Between Bristol Palin of Bristol
known as yeah this I saw this this is really the weirdest
thing I've ever seen
of B Palin fame and the situation of the Jersey Shore.
And it's just like you watch this you go like, what? What the
agent for this thing?
Excuse me, miss. Have you ever had a situation with the
official situation
Excuse me. Oh Snap be paling You mean to tell me that girls
actually fall for that line? Come on. I mean if those words
don't work I could the situation retail. I hope you're as
committed to same sex as you are those abs
I know you're all about that abstinence thing you know? Come
on be Palin II seriously you're not gonna hook up with like
before you married for real,
for real, for real for real for real Pharrell Pharrell. Alright,
well,
you know what I mean, just in case you do get into a
situation, I want to make sure that you are situated because if
you do get into a situation with your situation, you may end up
with a situation. And you may not like that situation,
trust me that I'm not getting myself into another situation. I
know how hard it is to be a teen parent.
You know what, I totally respect that. And I totally respect
absence. I mean, x has the word absent down the situation. I
love that
very funny. But I'm worried about you and you practising
safe sex.
I actually practice a whole lot.
I mean, a whole lot talking about the safe part of that. The
safe part. We got the safe part down pat. What pile? Magnum
magnums. You know what? I might be able to spare one. I mean,
you know, give me one. It's fine.
I avoid situations. All right, good. Good.
If you're good at avoiding situations, and you're situated
and I'm situated situations on the control flow. I'm
glad that we agree on one thing. pause before you play,
pause before you play. That's probably the most important
thing. You got to think before you get into a situation. PB YP.
Snap. This is what our kids listen to. This is
Ted. It was the most painful thing to watch. And you play it.
You played it. This is how you bummed me out. Is this it was
the worst thing and who she kidding. This woman? And by the
way, when she says safe sex I swear to God, I heard I've heard
it the second time. It sounds a lot like she's saying Same
to same sex. Yeah, I heard this. I noticed that. Yeah, I noticed
that to same sex. I heard that too. And of show clip will be
Dave Berry. In a short four minute clip about the TSA love
Pat's. Which is kind of funny to listen to. So that should put
you in a good mood.
If you're gonna play that, you might as well back it up with
one I was hoping we weren't going to play any more TSA crap.
But I have a editorial from WP IX. You know, there's one of the
last stations in the country. remember years ago, they had
this guy in New York? Sure. Sure. Well, they have a joker
editorialist called Lionell, who has his own theme song. Wow. Now
I know that actually does a fairly good anti TSA editorial
you can play right on the end of the other one,
or should I do it before Dave Berry? Maybe before is better?
Is Dave berry really funny as funny? Well, this is too you can
play it after this probably has a better punchline at the end.
Coming to you from Gitmo nation West and the People's Republic
of Southern California. Yay. In the morning, I'm Adam curry.
And from the buzzkill bunker here in Northern Silicon Valley,
where it's take out the garbage day, actually, the garbage has
been picked up and they left the cans in the middle of the street
like they love to do. I'm John C. Dvorak. And we'll talk
again on Thursday right here on no agenda. Remember, divorce
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Have you ever told your kids that their bodies are sacred
that no one but no one can put their hands on them? And if
anyone ever does, they're to tell you immediately? Have you
ever told your kids that only you their parent, and maybe
their doctor can ever put their hands on them, especially in
private areas. It's one of the most serious and, frankly,
uncomfortable discussion you'll ever have with your kids.
Because you have to contaminate and shatter their innocence by
having to tell them about bad people who want to touch them.
And now, kids are watching the news and hearing about adults
objecting to TSA fondly. Mommy, are you gonna let that man of
the airport touch me down there? And what scares me is that a lot
of folks believe that law enforcement and the authorities
could do anything they want to to stop terrorism or fight the
war on drugs, or whatever reason they give. That's Friday. You
watch for the next crazy kid brings a gun into a school, mark
my words, watch the schools take the TSA procedures and apply it
to your kids. You watch folks are going to make so much money
with these scanners. You'll see them in schools and you watch
some schools security is it will next be finally your kids for
their own good. They're already doing it to kids now in
airports. Remember, 12 year old kids have been pulled out of the
line. They've had nude bodies there dude, buy these
photographs. And don't kid yourself. That's exactly what it
is. In the UK. child advocates argue that these nude scanners
violate the Protection of Children Act of 1978 our country
who goes crazy if you use the R word or see Janet Jackson's or
real love for a nanosecond or the way sports mascots depict
ethnic stereotypes, we go nuts over that, but having some
minimum wage Skycap with a badge stick his hand on your pants,
not a peep for some. Let me remind you How a legal system
has been very carefully permitting police in very
specific circumstances to search our bodies or conduct patdown
searches. Our jurisprudence has carved exceptions for arrest and
custodial detention. And this is for a trained sworn law
enforcement agent with police and arrest powers, not a
glorified bouncer, not a civilian give it a badge for
decoration. The message that we're giving the rolling the
people by rolling over is simple. Do whatever you want to
do to us. So long, as you mentioned, terrorism, we will
tolerate anything so long as it's not us or our family who
are grabbed. And don't worry, we will not follow the news or
investigate us unnecessary and how effective these methods are,
we will assume it's all the up and up. And you know what
happens when we assume the position, comment as you see
fit.
And coming next, the thought police and you're going to be in
a lot of trouble.
Well, now to someone whose junk was recently touched, humorist
Dave Berry.
Last week, he went through a TSA full body scanner. What the
screeners saw they did not like and Dave there, you have
discovered that you are suffering from a rare disorder.
What exactly is that disorder,
they told me I have a blurred groyne of blurred groyne I was I
was in that machine or like a phone booth thing where they
make you hold your arms up. And then it sends a scan of your
naked body to they claim a TSA person in another room, but it
could be to Bangladesh to hacker you don't know where
but word came back, you
have a blurred? You know, they were letting everyone else go.
Because everyone else had a nice sharp groyne I guess. But when I
went through, they pulled me aside and put me in this kind of
like little pin. And after like, three or four minutes of
standing there. I asked one of them what why am I here? And he
said you have a blurred groyne. What because you hate to find
this out at the airport just had a physical, I mean, literally
two weeks earlier, which was pretty thorough, if you know
what I'm saying. So I'm standing there, you know, after another
few minutes, and then another man came over and said, You have
to come with me to this little room. And he gave my boarding
pass another guy. And as we're going into the room, he said
your groyne was blurred. I know I know. Everybody in Miami knows
I've got a blurred groyne. Well, what happened next? Well, they
take you in this little room and it's an unpleasant little room.
The man is putting on the blue gloves. He's telling me how he's
going to touch me. And he makes a big point about when he's
going to be using the front of his hand. And when he's going to
be using the back of his hand. And I'm thinking, I don't really
care. Like it's not like if I'm going to have a guy touching me,
I'm going to look down and go Oh, it's okay. It's the back of
this. You know what I mean? And then while I was in there, the
other guy with the boarding pass came in. And he says, Oh, I'm
your de Berry. I'm a big thing. And so I had this kind of
surreal conversation with one guy telling me what a big fan he
is how much sleep he likes my and the other guy is groping me.
We asked TSA for some response to what happened and they sent
us some general information about the pat downs. The one
they're not punitive, they say just makes good security sense.
Well,
I would say whoever wrote that is not punitive was not having
his or her groyne fondle at the time.
But they do point out look, you know, we remember the the would
be Christmas Day bomber last year with explosive than in his
underwear. They say if there's an anomaly, and I guess you were
an anomaly. If it's detected during screening, you're gonna
get a pat down.
I you know, I'm not going to argue that it's totally
unnecessary. I'm not going to say that. I do think and this is
not an original observation. You see, a lot of I do a lot of
elderly ladies being pulled aside for one issue or another.
And I suppose terrorists could use an elderly lady to attack a
plane I just don't think they ever have. It just seems like
make more sense to focus your efforts on things that are more
likely to actually happen.
Did you have a conversation with your wife after this day of
like, Honey, you know, I have something to tell ya.
Yeah, I got on the phone right away. And I call my wife because
they say you should share that with your partner.
In her reaction.
She thought it was pretty funny. How do I put this my wife does
any complaints about my groyne that I know of?
Well, Dave, very safe travels.
Thank you. I'm feeling much safer now knowing that they're
not gonna let me on there without checking me. humorous.
Dave Barry's
blog is called Dave various blog
reflects our liberties. I say that is wrong. We are not safer.
And we also know there are individuals who are making money
off this Michael Chertoff. I mean, here's a guy that was
ahead of the TSA selling the equipment and the equipment,
equipments questionable, we don't even know if it works, and
it may well be dangerous to our health. You know, the way I see
this, if this doesn't change, I see what has happened to the
American people is we have accepted the notion that we
should be treated like cattle, make us safe, mega secure pores
in the bar bar, Thetis fatness up, and then they'll eat us. And
we're a bunch of cattle and we have to wait I'm gonna say what
he'd had it. I think this whole idea of an opt out day is just
great. We ought to opt out and make the point. Get us get
somebody to watch it. Take a camera. It's time for the
American people stand up shrug off the shackles of our
government at TSA at the airport.