flat chested women in their 20s and 30s and 40s and 50s. Or it's
kiddie porn, Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Sunday September 26 2010. Time for your gizmo nation media
assassination, episode two, three eighths.
This is no agenda,
preparing for the zombie invasion here at the hilltop
Watchtower crackpot command center and get my nation West in
the People's Republic of Southern California. Yay. In the
morning, I'm Adam curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley. I'm John C. Dvorak.
Raglan Buzzkill.
Oh yeah, you try to you try to get me boy. I don't think so.
sucka.
You're in a funny mood today.
I was right on the ball, wasn't I?
You have new gear. Yeah. I'm so happy.
I have new gear. You knew about it. And you tried to nail me
with it? No. No. I love it. I
can try to nail you with it.
It totally tried. You tried to screw me over, man.
So tell me what you got going there. That guys. You're giddy.
So now I have I've minimized my, my set once again. So I no
longer have external. You know that external midi control? I
had that little six was a little box. Yeah, the little box. So
now it's all on the iPad. So including the jingles including
all the tracks. Everything is all set up and it's bound to
screw up some time during the show. Oh, yeah, yeah. Anyway, in
the morning to you, John and all ships at sea
in the morning to all the slaves out there.
We don't say that like that in morning to all the human
resources in the chat room at nogen chat.net. all charged up
and ready to go the way your government loves you. That's how
we say it. So I had I had a great experience. Friday night.
threesome. Now that was Thursday night, Friday night. Mickey and
Christina and I were invited to Universal Studios. The theme
park here, which is just a stone's throw from the crackpot
command center for the i Gore awards, and the Eiger awards,
honors actors and directors in the horror film genre i e, y e i
Gore, which by the way, is a pretty poor award show. Whenever
Corey Feldman is hosting something, you know, it's going
to kind of suck. But of course, it was nice because of our buddy
Eli Roth received an award. But the cool thing was is this was
and of course this is why these awards take place at that that
particular moment by bed. Break a leg is the this was the
opening of Halloween nights in the theme park. So the entire
theme park is is all Halloween based. And they have hundreds
and hundreds of actors walking throughout the theme park.
Although all kinds of indifferent get up pretty much
all zombified. And they've got like, you know, chainsaws and
knives and weird shit and they jump out at you. And then they
have these mazes. Until the you have the Chucky maze, you've got
the Friday the 13th maze, you've got Rob Zombie, created a maze.
And what's really nice about it is it's very low tech. I mean,
literally, if you just put like the stuff you might have built
for Halloween in high school where you walk through corridors
and then you know, there's weird rooms with weird stuff going on.
But then people jump out at you continuously. And it's real.
It's real actors except they're incomplete get up. unbelievably
amazing how much fun it was for a low tech experience. However,
walking through Universal Studios, even though we had a
guide, and you know, we didn't have to, you know, stand in
line, like 45 minutes for each maze. Boy is the American
populace here zombified or what dude, there's just 1000s of
people going, dude. It was that was really
been hanging out in Hollywood too much.
It was It was outrageous. They were all just complete zombies
is I will walk here now I will stand in line. This is good. Oh,
I got scared. That was the scariest part was walking
amongst regular people.
Well for you. That's your regular population down in
Southern California. Yeah.
But anyway, it once again solidified my belief that the
zombies are coming.
So did you get this new story somebody somebody sent I think
both of us, which I had to bring up right away because it cracks
me up when I sight, which was a report out of the get mo nation,
UK, whatever we call it about how flu shots lower the risk of
heart attack.
And no I didn't I didn't see this wait a minute why? Oh yeah,
that makes really it lowers your risk
live longer because you're not gonna have a heart attack. Next
you're gonna have it, you know makes you more attractive to
women. Once you just cut to the chase. That
would be good, wouldn't it? Do you want to get laid? Take this
flu shot? It all works guaranteed. Wow. No, I didn't
see that one. There's there's a lot of flu stories out there. We
can almost re invoke the flying this the flying smooth the swine
flu minute.
Yeah, I know. It's guys. Well, you know, there's all this
leftover stuff. I think bras have a two year low shelf life.
I think they have like 160 million doses in the United
States alone that that they have to get rid of and they're,
they're putting it into the regular flu vaccine. And I
actually I had a somewhere I had a I had a thing about that. Here
it is. This is from the single flu shot is getting the public
leery. Really, I think the public is listening to this show
and they're leery here it is. Yeah. Robert Parker, public
informed information officer. That's a PIO, with the Virginia
Department of Health promoted for the vaccine saying remember
that up to 160 million doses will be available nationally
this year, and it's in it has arrived and it's available
earlier than usual. So now's a really good time to get
vaccinated.
The thing that gets me it's early. How did that happen? So
while we're at before we go to the crediting our executive
producers today, we might as well play since we're talking
about the flu shot. As we'll play this clip below SVU chip
one,
okay, okay, here we go.
You're known as you okay. You can't talk. She knows she's not
she's with his wife. And you need to tell me what they're
doing to you. Because if you're in danger, I'll take you out of
here. No matter where I go. She'll find me. Cancer. We're
not gonna lie. Now. You said in your note that they put
something inside of you. What was it
is this a recent episode of
the new season first episode
first right off the bat they're they're straight into the Chico
right. Now this is great. can see it has all my information on
me yesterday. I can't hide
they couldn't find you. We did. And there's no computer chip.
Its idea or ACE.
Wait, let me guess she got it from a flu shot. Is that how
they injected it into her? Am I guessing am I guessing right?
Yes and no. Okay.
Looks like you got a shot. The characters laid out, put it in.
There's nothing in your arm. They probably told you that. So
you would behave?
No. Okay, I'm not lying. It's for real. Please just feel it
what is that? I told you
who produces this again? Is this production is Dick Wolf. Great.
The guy has no shame. This is awesome.
This is the second half of that clip. But first,
I just have to say I kind of like the idea of they're just
telling you that to make you behave. That's just as good
isn't it just to say that this shooting a chip India even if
they haven't just to get
the entire show was extremely sinister, fantastic. I mean,
they took it way over the top. I mean, you know these guys,
they'd have to compete with these boneheads doing things
like Hawaii
509 And we'll get to that one later. Please don't Don't Don't
torture me.
Let's first thank a few people. Okay, and yes, let's thank a few
people, please. We only have to thank two of course.
I know I'm looking I'm like wow, shitty week. Did we suck on the
last we must have sucked on the last show.
We must have stunk. We got a one executive producer one associate
and the executive producer from Eindhoven Netherlands is
pronounced.
I would say to you soon Burrell but this is not a Dutch name.
No. TISA
bear Isaac apparently Well, it's T
i e s e it's not Thais is it pronounced it? There's a
pronunciation pronunciation
guide for Adam, you would tie ties in the Netherlands, John
Good luck.
Ties. Oh, I get it. So I was this is just Oh, I get it. This
is a phonetic phonetic spelling for you. Got it. It's Tice
teeth. Now as you hold on tight. Yeah, ties. Cheese. Okay, all
right ties. Thank you very much ties Gitmo nation lowlands.
i After listening for quite some time, I thought it would be time
to stop being a douchebag and provide some value for value. I
enjoyed the show very much it's become part of my weekly routine
should be a twice a week, twice daily, weekly. Although there is
a whole in my week on Tuesdays. It helps to keep me critical
towards events. The reason I'm having trouble reading this
because I have to have the mic a little bit over here so it
doesn't feed back. And there's the sun is blinding me. The
sun's hitting me in the head. I guess I guess everything you
guys say and inform Adam, I'm a folder. Deep
deuced for a long time in the daily source code. We had the
structure folder. issue. So he's a folder good good.
Didn't make this isn't this Mitch by drawn? Who? Yes, yes.
This
is Mitch bidrag.
It would credit where he crediting him for executive
producer because you misspelled his name on the on your on your?
Yeah, that was I completely screwed that up. Absolutely,
Mitch, Mitch withdrawn. And this is not just a recredit he sent
another $200 Oh, he did? Yeah, guys, Mitch Brown. Really. I do
understand that it's challenging dealing with the contributions
you're getting. But perhaps it's time for a new system. For all I
know, the karma that I was hoping for from, from my wife,
Jill is screwed up. Way to stick the knife in Mitch, also one of
your biggest claims that this is an official credit. Well, good
for Mitch Brown, whoever the hell that is. Because I missed
it was oh, by the way that was only posted for about three or
four hours. It wasn't that bad. He actually he is I caught it
immediately. And it wasn't a matter of the system. It was
just a matter of I don't know why you put brown.
You know, I think it might have been an automatic spell checker
thing or something? Because it makes no sense. Why would I do
that? Because I'm reading along with the spreadsheet. But
anyway, he didn't email me again. And he says, Dude, quick
apology with the wife being sick. You know, as human
resource has been sick for 18 months. He says, You know, I
just like I was a little crazier didn't mean to fly off the
handle there. I would have to. And actually, he says that her
issue is severe headaches for 18 months. I'm thinking you know
that maybe? Maybe we could help
or something. How about getting a different doctor? How
about getting a different husband? Yeah. Is this is this
the excuse? She's given you Mitch? I got a severe headache.
Now I think a different doctor, perhaps you might want to try
medical marijuana seriously, it could be completely stress
related. They think it's a pinched nerve or something. But
I can't believe that for 18 months. You can't get a doctor
to diagnose this thing. This is weird. Anyway, he he also wants
to promote to promote his his company that is I guess it's a
small one guy shop at ESA starting up. Sim bid.com si m b
ID, which is SIS admin stuff.
Oh, you have a lot of SIS admin guys. Well, yeah,
they're the ones that are gonna save us. And they're the ones
that are switched on. They know what's going on and get Mo.
So I want to thank him both for supporting the show and
hopefully, Mitchell have turn of the lucky streak. Good luck.
Yeah,
we're certainly hoping for some carbon waste in one. I got a
couple of PR things as a brand new website, John. That is no
agenda countdown.com Which is kind of cool. And what it does
is if you take a look at it, it it actually shows you the number
of hours until the next show. Hours, minutes seconds. And then
so you can basically this is for people who don't have an iPhone
in the pocket, no agenda iPhone app, and they get the bad
signal. So you can basically just leave this open in your
browser somewhere. And so the clock is beautifully done. If
you look at well actually you can't look at it now because it
forwards to know it. You'll see it for a second because the idea
is when the show that goes live when it hits zero, then that
page refreshes automatically and brings up no agenda stream.com
Kind of like a very low tech Alarm clock radio, if you will.
But I thought it was nice. It was pretty good. Pretty good
little little effort there. So you can find that at no agenda
was a no agenda countdown.com Then we have let me see the
works. Yeah, I know it works. Our friend who did vajazzle
inc.com is back. And what's his name? Again, his name is James.
So here's my latest creation. I did something like this back in
2005 and raised over 510 that $10,000 and gotta mention the
Wall Street Journal. Not sure if it's gonna happen again. But
it's worth a shot. Let me know. He has set up no agenda
wall.com. I didn't know that this was the guy who had done
that back in the day. So there's a wall. It has 10,000 squares.
And you can buy a square for $1. So if you want to put up so I
think I see a little big app show logo in there, which I
think takes up four squares and what else is here trains good
plains. bad.com has taken up some 246 squares. There's little
Oh dvorak.org/blog has one square You cheapskate. So the I
guess there's like a just a. It's cool, though. And but what
I liked the most is the FAQ. What is this site about? The
idea is simple to raise $10,000 by selling 10,000 ad blocks for
$1 each half of the money will be donated to Adam curry and
John C. Dvorak no agenda show and half will go to me to run
the site and buy hookers and blow
seems like a reasonable split.
I think it's very reasonable. Is James and one of the many fans
have no agenda here. But jazlyn.com So that's cool. And
it worked before so who knows it could work again. And certainly
appreciate that. And then I got no we're talking about x radio.
Are we keeping all these links? someplace? Yeah,
they're all in the links that rock section of the show. And
the late the the newest links come in at the top. I've been
doing that for I don't know two years. Thanks for checking it
out.
Now I check it out. But I always get the feeling there's a couple
of we leave out.
No, no if anything, we leave some of them in too long, but
ones that have since perished. But I do purge it from time to
time now we put it all in everything should be pretty
current. If not check it out. Let me know send me an email
happy to fix it. The X radio.com is a I guess either a low
powered FM or a pirate station. I'm hoping the latter. And it is
it broadcasts in the lake LBJ area near Marble Falls Texas in
Texas Hill Country. And they put up they have a promo running now
for the show. Oh good. Which is Yeah, it's a little piece of
Abbas talking about the clear act of just play the last 15
seconds you can kind of hear how it's an automated station which
has a computerized voice, which is given the whole country which
like we haven't
Dragwon Buzzkill.
No agenda 9am until 11am, Monday and Friday mornings on X radio
91.1 FM,
cool. We need to be more stations like that. I dig
it. And whatever happened to your robot voice, she has to
have a stream. Well, Twitter
became pretty unpredictable with how they do stuff. And I'd kind
of gave up you know, I could try and re invoke it because I
really liked it. But also people were hacking, you know, so yeah,
basically it would listen to tweets on a certain Twitter
address. You know, people would send in like number strings that
were 5000 digits just to hear the voice struggle over speaking
all the digits. And it's like, oh, there
you go. There's the problem. Yeah, dealing with the public. I
had to continue
building filters and then it's like yeah, I'm like no, I just I
just got really really tired of it. So I figured this screw it
another is another good idea goes down the drain down the
drain kids out there who are vandals.
Dan them kids. All right, takes Burrell or barrel or bottle.
It's probably that DICE bottle atashi Tasha bottle. That's how
we say it and in Amsterdam. You are this week's or this
episode's executive producer episode 238 of the no agenda
show and Mitch kedron. Associate Executive Producer both of you
now have an official credit I guess, Mitch, you have two
credits to your name. Now. Make sure you add that to your IMDB
profile or certainly to your email signature. And we
appreciate everyone who donates@dvorak.org slash and a
all the rest of you out there. Well, we've got a formula we
need you to go out. We need you to put obligated loud and proud?
Our formula is this we go out for yet people in the mouth
come on everybody. Same not proud. say Yay. All right. So we
can Yeah divorce.org/and You help us out? We didn't do that.
Well, this week, we would appreciate it.
We didn't. Cuz I guess we suck. I'm
a knight. That's my motto.
Yeah. How are things? Have you spoken to Paul? Sir Paul could
send him an email because I think I will take out the
senator some money so he can get the thing finished. Oh, hello. I
mean, we've been saving on I buy he hasn't told me it. He's been
he hasn't given me a solid number. I can just send him you
know, a blank check.
Do we even have no we don't even have knighthoods today. Do we
know? Okay, well, great. I guess you really sucked on the last
show.
Play the second part of that clip.
Oh, the SUV club little girl has
gotten a shot. Yeah. And she's got a computer chip in her and
she's freaked. Okay, here we go. So now they sorry, hey, I'm
sorry. They take the little girl to the night a bomb bomb and
they go into some other place and now they're in the lab. Is
that my cue? Yeah, that was it. We're in
the labs. It's an RFID chip Frequency Identification pack.
They put
Dick Wolf helping people actually understand the acronym.
This is so good. Thanks, Dick. Dogs. It's the same
basic technology,
so the burglars can track every single move their daughter mix?
Not yet. In the future chips will be equipped with GPS but
for now. They simply carry a 16 digit number unique to each
client.
So why would the Burton's freak their kid out now? If they can't
even put her under surveillance yet?
To save her life? If she were ever in an accident the hospital
could scan the implant and retrieve valuable medical
information.
So Can any third rate hacker Uncle Sam for that matter? Which
bells are
replaced bells are plays the the insane, public skeptic the I
like it. And he and he's always been and that's the way it comes
to the desk where I think it plays out with the people who
watch these shows, which is that there's a reasonable scientist
in the lab wearing a reasonable outfit explaining things
reasonably. And then Belzer represents the crackpot fringe
throws these little nuggets in every once in a while but it's
like
it looks like a coke who can typical typical coke
private information can you put in these chips? The applications
are unlimited. In the future we'll be able to track children
the elderly, criminals, immigrants,
welcome to the new world order.
So you know pedo bear be forced McKenzie into this. I don't do
any implantations on children without their consent.
How could you put that inside your child without her consent?
Didn't she wanted it? Mackenzie? Is that true?
I had this thing I did. If I did it, she never let me go outside
again, kiddo. You are not being punished, sweetie. Honey, do you
know how much I worry about you? I just want to keep you safe.
You don't even like Ella back. Mackenzie? Superman.
Wow. It just gets worse. Wow. The show is it was a jaw
dropper.
Oh my goodness. Of course on the heels of kids actually being
chipped although not implanted. But at schools in California.
Putting RFID tracking chips into the kids backpacks and clothes,
your clothes and then taking their fingerprints to make sure
they have the right lunch. I mean, this is getting wacky.
The more subtle message was that the this whole thing was about
some missing girl and then this girl was adopted and she was
made to look like the missing girl because the mom was you
know was nuts. Right? Well,
no, this is the perfect the perfect reason to get your kid
chipped Of course,
the real the real subtlety here in this part that if you really
tell the story apart and take a look deeper, is that they did
find the original daughter who had been abducted as somebody
had suggested earlier, but the cops paid no attention to what
the parents said. And then they found her 10 years later after
she was forced into a marriage with some weird hillbilly at the
age of 10. And and kept like caged up and then they finally
found her at the end. Obviously, if she was chipped this would
have never never happened
of course not it's just preparing everybody mentally
that's what it's about.
Well the way they do it though it's it's so it's really a very
unique I would not unique but it's very subtle and I mean, you
have to build your character. So nobody looks like you're just
being a brainwashing doesn't look like you're just sitting
out there brainwashing the public. So you have the Belzer
character. He's the only one by the way, what does that once in
a while somebody else will say something, but it's rare. And
then but the real underlying message is that this other girl
who was finally found by a lot of hard police work would have
been what this is just in the subconscious because it's never
said nobody ever says it. They just have this one little
section about the RFID chip and the scientists blabbering on
about how my Oh, there's all kinds of cool applications. Yes,
cool. So when the story finishes, you have a you kind of
I think within the brain, you have kind of this mixed message
and so far as how valuable RFID might be.
Well, I kind of liked the dog message the best because of
course, if your dog is chipped, then your chip, I mean, wherever
your dog is, you're going to be unless you've taken one of those
doggy hotels when you're out but people I think usually take
their dog along for most things. So you're already kind of
chipped. Yeah. Anyway, so what else is new?
So this guy has a dog that can go and get beer. And so
everything gives the dog $2. And the dog goes and buys a six pack
for $2 and brings it back. So one day he doesn't have the $2
and exact change. So he gives the dog a 20. And the dog goes
out and he doesn't come back. And the guy goes out and he
finds him humping a small little poodle who's got the 20 bucks in
her mouth. And the guy says, Well, you've never done this
before. And the dog says I've never had the money let me let
me give you the money. You really don't deserve it for
that. I just happen to be rereading the legmen books
speaking of of the demon drink Did you see this report on on
YouTube is from some local Fox station in Detroit, where they
camped out outside the GM plant. And they watched all the workers
on their lunch break at 1130 Leave go to the mini mart. They
all get like, like half gallon bottles of beer. And they
Downey's and in the next 15 minutes, they're all drinking
them in the park smoking weed. Go back and finish our cars.
Is that right? Yeah, I wonder the cars are crappy.
I didn't. I didn't get the whole I mean the whole clip is kind of
stupid. I can certainly play a little bit of it if you want but
then the guy ambushes them. It's like these poor Smosh mocks you
know they're on the assembly line it 10 hours a day. You know
what of course if you're just you know, tightening some bolts
and stuff, you know, you gotta get hammered. How else can you
handle it? Then then he's like he's gonna go follow them. You
say hey, build any good cars today sleeves only but it was a
little bit here.
Chrysler workers were using their lunch break to catch a
bus. We started following up days after President Obama's
visit and caught them day after day hitting up the party store,
then hitting a public park. Pound beers. Oh, and did I
mention a little smokin?
Hold on a second. Of course now, I promised you would get all
screwed up. You didn't
take the seat. We're hungry. We're in 20 minutes into the
show. Here we go.
The day shift to Jefferson North starts at 6am at 11. There's a
half hour lunch break. The partiers have just enough time
to head up to the liquor store, drive about a mile to the park,
consume for 10 minutes and get back to the plant and time to
work the last three hours of their shifts. Tuesday September
14 10:57am. Out for break. Now at the party store 1107 Hitting
the coolers for some liquid refreshment. These guys are team
players check out this handoff. He takes a quart of beer and
adds a king Ken as he waits in the checkout line. This guy's
got his hands full to just like he was buying one for his body
in the minivan that lived there literally
drinkin here with the with the bottles and paper bags in the
park
bash 1111 A minute later, here comes the big brew crew. Girl
these guys never missed a day we were watching. Last but not
least, these guys show up at 1115 They brought their rig.
This dude takes a hit. Takes us way. Another drag
to do B back and forth. Let me just go to the part where he
busts him That's the funniest is like hey, you build any good
cars or day after day?
What what plan was this?
It's the Detroit let me see if it says it I
mean, what company are we talking about? GM? Yeah,
GM
day we went to the park during lunch. People were there
partying. Finally last Friday. We'd seen it all. Hey guys. Hate
to be a buzzkill. But
buzz Catskill.
Don't you guys work out at the Chrysler factory of Chrysler?
You know, spent a lot of money bail on you guys out. And you
coming out here on your lunch break?
They're taken off stolen, man.
You gotta go build some cars now.
They all take off. Is it the funniest thing? Like of course
the drinkin nuts? What do you expect?
It was like that? And I worked on an assembly line and a couple
of different places. Yeah, I got a clue and realize that you want
to be an inspector.
Yeah. Much better than being a bolt tightener
it's a bit it's it's it's boring. So I can see these guys
getting hammered. But I don't remember ever being allowed to
get off the facility during you know, at any you know, when you
had a break, it wasn't that you could go wandering around town.
Doesn't make any sense. So talking about bad reporting or
good reporting in that case or bad reporting in some way. So we
had a we're having a hot weather here in this area.
Yeah. So are we we had 105 yesterday. Okay, well, that's
hot. Yeah. So there was a so they have this woman on one of
the local stations who said to the NBC affiliate who first of
all, she's I don't want to say anything disparaging but do you
ever watch The Family Guy and this then this this kind of full
reporter trician Takanawa Asian Asian chick? Yeah, she's the
Asian chick I'm Chris I'm Tricia talking now are the Asian
reporter Yeah. And well this is I found out who she has to be
modeled after this woman who's been floating around this woman
is she she gave a report on a blackout in Castro Valley with a
power went out for a few hours. And as though this was the it
was a it was a once in a lifetime situation this never
happens and she went from person to person starting with a little
kid in her interviews and who said oh the power went out it
was unbelievable that it got dark and and she is like
breathless during this whole thing and so this is a real news
report I have it on here I'm gonna play it but the with the
weird thing I every time I mentioned this somebody already
writes in well you know you're not shouldn't be don't please
cross-eyed Okay. Put it straight out there.
Wait she's she's Asian and cross-eyed to
not a little cross and not like the you know, not a little
I know who you're talking about. I have seen her. Yeah, well
she's in that she's in the Bay Area. Now apparently it anyway
it is. To be able to hear that she's cross eyed in this clip.
That glad to pointed out but that but you can hear what a
stupid report this is his build power going out is some horrible
thing. But in a play power goes out stro valley where the power
is back
on Kimberly take it away. Raj This is normally what Castro
Valley Boulevard looks like on a Saturday night a fair amount of
traffic moving easily. But a couple of hours ago a very
different story chaotic to say the least as drivers tried to
navigate this busy stretch of road during the blackout. Lights
are back on in Castro Valley after a power outage this
evening that affected more than 34,000 residents not just here
but in Hayward as well. I was watching a movie in my room and
then just started to play and that it shut off completely. It
was sort of creepy because later in the day start to get like
pitch black everywhere. pg&e spokesperson says a heat related
equipment failure at their Castro Valley substation caused
the blackout it was an eerie feeling because this is
just the start of rolling blackouts is that what we're
getting now? What's happened
because the because of the way people had their air
conditioners as blew something up whatever the case was, it was
handled like news like a big deal this blackout in there.
She's interviewing one person after another and what with
comments like yeah, it was weird because it was dark.
I like the one that with the kid is like I was watching the movie
and then it just stopped like whoa, what's up with that? These
stupid these are the people who are at Universal Studios. Okay,
I'm telling you, these are the people that are walking around.
It was
one interview after another who was so stupid got to be fuddled
by this this situation as if this doesn't happen once in a
while. The
problem is that Pacific Gas Electric didn't have time to put
together the PR release so they could just you know, like fill
in the blanks. And normally that's how news is created. And
it didn't have time for that
should have been reported. I
gotta I gotta go report now. Hold on a second, John. I think
we should actually do it. This now back to real. So there is
some real news that crosses over into our realm. The first one of
course would be lie low. Lindsay Lohan failing her drug test. And
I think I think this is headed towards Gitmo jewelry.
It Yeah, yeah. Dori is
well know me. So first of all, she she, she put up like, what?
$300,000 bail.
So she get out to get out. Right.
And but you didn't know what drugs she was doing though.
John, do you know why she failed? Ah, this guy do not
know. Okay. Well, there's pictures on the news of the
World website and in their fine Sunday publication. Pictures of
Lindsay Lohan shooting up heroin. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. It's pictures of her shooting up heroin. And I might
add making it's
not been promoted on this side of the ocean.
I will. I'm promoting it here and making out with the Paris
Hilton, I might add. Oh, yeah. What's
the website?
Let me send you the link my friend. Here it comes. Well,
their Tongue Kissing is Hi, y'all. Yeah, it's totally hot.
Yeah, no, look at it. There's like the they are intimate.
They're very intimate. And she's got the syringe and she's, you
know, tourniquet around her arm. Although I think she has it in
the wrong place. It looks like she doesn't even know that's
her. That's her. That's her for sure. Let me let me throw this
into the chat room so said the worst photos. Well, they're from
a cell phone clearly and they come from x 17 online.com tells
you what cell good cell phones they appeal. Oh, the guy right
cameras at eight megapixels? Yeah. How come these cell phone
cameras suck? Well, these look Cepi
eyes if you know what I mean. Looks like someone made them
sappy or something or or maybe it's just they did it without a
flash. Yeah, you know, come to think of it that blows. How
come? We don't have good pictures? I mean, everyone's got
like five or eight megapixels these days? How can this suck so
bad? Huh? Let's take a look at x 17 online.com. Have you looked
at that yet? X 17. Online? I know
on heroin. Well, that would be account for her inability to get
off of it.
Well, I will tell you, but this of course is kind of
interesting, because we know that the US government is
actually behind the heroin propagation. And so now that you
know that we will pick her up. And by the way, since when is it
illegal to shoot up heroin? Is that actually illegal? Is that a
federal crime to shoot up heroin?
It can't use like possession is
Yeah, but they didn't catch her with possession that she failed
to draw her. She failed. Just like area where they're just
like the chip. We know it was but it's, I mean, the whole
thing
is, like a TMC from Yeah. TMZ TMZ TMZ? I mean, from someplace
else? Or maybe? Is this a British TMZ?
I don't know. I think they're only online these guys. But
they're good. They're, you know, it's funny how the pictures how
these stories break on these kind of obscure websites. So we
had Mel Gibson. And they got in and that broke on radar
online.com And now we have the Lindsay Lohan pictures, x
17 online.com. Where are these guys getting the money to get
these exclusives? Yeah, you tell me. But this is this is the
question, right? I
mean, this has got all the money who's got all the money from
dealing drugs? Thank you.
So it's got to be the CIA. It's got to someone someone has got
to be funding these guys because
by the way, you get good money for these photos. Dina Lohan
brought drinks to Lindsay's apartment the night before jail
sentencing.
I'm telling you, you can't just get this stuff. You can't afford
it the paparazzi would would be able to sell it for a lot more
money to other outfits.
So, Taylor, D WTS. Partner meets mama Sara. What's DITA WTF
Dancing with the Stars mode Dancing with the Stars
Dancing with the Stars. We were looking at the wrong websites
you shouldn't be watching TMZ and E online you need to be
looking at these things X 17 online.com Hold on a second.
Let me let me do a little look up of this. Who the hell is
behind this? This is crazy
Alex and they say really under Lindsay law. She's like Gary,
her personal publicist, Alex's NYers on Lindsay Lohan. When
you're making imbalanced choices, there's going to be
repercussions. Unquote. Okay.
Next 17 online care of network solutions out okay. So there's
no there's no so they have a hidden registration.
Yeah, it sounds like In the chat room can probably dig something
up.
This should because this is such big business, that I find it
hard to believe that if so if you have pictures of Lindsay
Lohan shooting up heroin, John, the first thing I do is I call
you and I said, bitch, we're rich. We're going all the way
baby. You know, we'd be going to network news be calm and what
these guys go to x 17 online.com. That doesn't
sound right. So anyway, it kind of gives more credence to the
hypothesis that this is really just to show how the slaves need
to be treated. And because I mean, how fast is this go? She
went from a DWI. Boom, she's got to get my nation. ankle bracelet
jewelry on, and she's not allowed to drink. Which I'm not
allowed to drink and drive. I understand not allowed to drink.
Okay, people are settling for that you want to be a stupid
slave and have the government tell you what you can put in
your body in the privacy of your own home? Fine. And now and now
it's heroin. Don't you think? That's kind of weird.
It's things really slide faster, some people. But yeah, it
doesn't make a lot of sense. A lot of people are saying, oh,
yeah,
she's gonna wind up dead. She's gonna commit suicide? I don't
think so. I think she has to be really become the poster child,
I'm still waiting for the, for the Vogue layout with her with
her ankle bracelet on. failed the drug test.
I agree. There's definitely a scenario that at work here, we I
don't know that we fully understand what it might be.
Because I mean, obviously, at some point, the way these
scenarios work, is that you know, all the government stuff
that they do to her, you know, they throw her in jail, they put
a brake bracelet on her, they do this, they do that. And then she
comes out of it clean, and becomes a spokesperson telling
people that should do this or not do that or whatever I
and I just want to see the the heroin ankle bracelet. That's
all I care about. I want to see that. And then then we'll know
what the whole thing could be a setup because they maybe they've
just developed one. Let me see. I mean, the development of the
braces, I can tell that you've been drinking has got to be high
tech. Because it's got to be a contact. It's
your personal perspiration.
Yeah, but it's got to dentists got to have a small lab in
there. So it can determine that the perspiration is got whatever
it is looking at a lab. It's a lab. So it's essentially a small
micro laboratory. And so to do that with heroin would be a huge
breakthrough for these guys. I mean, maybe it's time to invest
in this company
is BI BI incorporated out of Colorado. Private I think.
Anyway, so there was more interesting real news that I
just like to call out, which is very obvious why this one hit
the airwaves. And this came this came through ie online or E
Entertainment Television. They're the ones that broke the
story. Katy Perry and Elmo banned from the airwaves
Yeah, this is a lot of free publicity for Katy Perry.
And how about for the for the new season of Sesame Street
please this it's so obvious. All right. So we're and apparently,
this video leaked onto YouTube. Yeah, right. Okay, so they put
it on YouTube themselves. That's obvious. And then based upon the
comments on YouTube, people were outraged that her jiggling
boobs. This is inappropriate for Sesame Street
jiggling. They were so pumped up with a one of those boosts the
A's or something they were so
they weren't pumped up. They look like nice healthy boobs.
No, there she was wearing the uplifting things.
You saw some cleavage? Top Woman No, but it was just it was just
nice boobs. I think it was weird that she was wearing she was
dressed as a bride. That was a little creepy. But come on. It's
like so just weird. I'm just just promoting Sesame Street.
Basically, Katy Perry.
Did you see Michelle Obama on Sesame Street?
You know I might have I have a
clip of her her parents with Big Bird and the vegetable crop or
something like that.
Well look who's here to push your husband socialist
healthcare agenda. Maybe you're here to finally show us your
husband's United States birth certificate. Heard I'm not gonna
ask her she can Are you absolutely sure he wasn't born
in Kenya I'm sure Big Bird now with the basket Brian says
actually seen that from Saturday I'd live I liked it.
Yeah, who was playing who?
I had an eye it looked like Michelle. It was it was an
actual Sesame Street Scene except they just did the overdub
on Big Bird and the and the and the vegetable. But I thought it
was pretty funny. Yeah, it's
kind of amusing.
Anyway so with that we will close out real news. And now
back to real
so you wanted to talk about Hawaii Five. Oh, yes, I have for
you do. I do have a clip?
I don't really want to talk about it. But you said it really
really sucks. So I haven't I haven't watched any of this new
season. Okay, if you don't mind I'm too busy watching C span
Yeah, well, there's not that much on C span. Play the who
this is the kind of acting by the way the Hawaii Five o also
employs jiggle cam. So you can you get sick watching the show
literally get sick to your stomach. They the cameras never
steal for more than a split second they this moving it left
and right and up and down and then wiggling it and going down
and up and under. And it's dark. I don't know if anyone out there
has been to Hawaii. Hawaii is a bright, bright place. The sun
shines down in a vetted angle that makes the place extremely
well lit. You think you're living in do you think this is
like a New Jersey in the winter? It's so dark in the show. But
anyway, here's the here's the kind of fine acting here. They
have a guy they want to recruit him back to the police force. He
was thrown out for corruption. And again, these two clowns are
going to bring him back in just based on his word.
Did you take the money? No. Come with us. And we don't need to
talk about this again. This is your ticket back into the game.
Call a payback call or whatever you want. I don't care but I
need you. I know you can trust me. Because my old man
you know, I can't believe that you have like an argument with
me over playing the full Stephen Colbert clip on C span for five
minutes. You're like, Oh no, it's too long. We can
deconstruct I mean, you're making me listen to this crap.
I'm bugs me
about this show. What you can barely hear these guys because
this music is like amped way too high. It's just the worst.
Why? Watch it stop? You know, I think we played an intervention
on you John. This is like the fourth week in a row where
you're playing crap.
Okay, go ahead with your meal shows your Hawaii Five o
complaint.
I have no complaint although I haven't watched it. I don't
watch that. I'm not watching your television is hypnotizing
you. Do you understand this? John, listen to me. The
frequencies from the television are making you go back and watch
this stuff. And I bet you you're watching with at least one of
your kids. No, that's even worse. Are you you sit in your
underwear low do you have your monkey alone in my room? You
have your hand in your pants when you're watching this you're
just sitting there going
back to the matter was these idiots showed it again we'll
stop and I was limited the channels and they just cut this
out of the blue the whole show is like this. You have to stop
this. Okay. And one more clip. I got one more I have Wi Fi Oh no.
No, I can't listen to it. It who cares? We're dying here man. We
can't listen to this shit.
All right on to your next topic. All right,
let me go to get mo nation east. A story today in The Daily
Express. This is beautiful headline front page. tax cuts
for good citizens. Oh yeah, this is where it's going. Council Tax
it's kind of like, like municipality tax rebates coming
for members of the public who become special constables is
among a raft of incentives being considered by ministers
preparing for the biggest shake up of policing in decades. So
now you can become think you can become a Nazi. You've can become
one of the party and you will get tax breaks if you become a
Nazi a spell block Nazi Exactly. Volunteers could see their
council tax bills have you as a reward for helping police patrol
the streets?
I saw you put the extra you put you put some recycling in the
garbage can I saw that I
saw you saw it and spit out gum I saw you spit out some gum on
the street CrAu the specials they're called the specials the
special constables i Yeah,
when we live there that that country is just exactly the way
Orwell portrayed it in 1984. It's unbelievable. That is
unbelievable to me that that public He puts up with what they
put up with well it's
obvious why there's the fluoride in the water. They've they've
their Chem trailing all over the place that can
die as your this is second half stuff.
Is fluoride in maca does a lot of fluoride in the water in the
UK and there's no debate people are completely anesthetized. And
if they're not getting through the water, they're drinking
themselves into oblivion. That's what's happening. They're
committed in the 70s, the thin white Englishman with a friggin
stick, and stones and smoke bombs, and you know, and a
bandana around their face, you know, and they go out there and
they burn crap down. And now the French are out doing you You
should be ashamed of yourselves. You get mo e slaves gotta get
out there and go kick some ass frigate and you're these special
constables. We had them on our square when we lived there. And
then the total Nazis Dix the total dicks and they come work
you can park there she was I'm parked here for a minute. You
can park there I'm calling the parking Billy's
the piece of people here although they're they don't but
they
don't have the badges or they don't. Yeah, they don't have
badges. And this is even better. The UK is tax collection agency,
also known as what we would call the IRS or they call her
Majesty's Revenue and Customs HMRC. Please note the Her
Majesty's that woman is not just like some figurehead she's
taking your money. It's her Majesty's Revenue and Customs
collection agency have put forth a proposal. It's been out for a
couple of weeks, we haven't talked about it that all
employers should send employees paychecks to the government
first. After which the government will then deduct what
it deems as the appropriate tax. And then we'll pay the slaves I
mean the employees by bank transfer. So instead of filing
taxes, and paying appropriately or having withheld by your
company, none out we're going to do it differently. All companies
send your money to the Queen. And she'll take a look at you
slave and decide what should be taken out of your paycheck.
That's actually that concept is actually being looked at
seriously in this country. John, this is this
is why we know that Gitmo nation East is the model we know it's
the along with the lowlands it's the it's the beta testing ground
for everything that we're gonna see. Who's Who's flying that
kite here in the States.
I would just heard overheard on one of the shows.
Really. She's now we got her own problems here though. The the
TSA out of control now. This one you should listen to this report
about this woman who is has filed wax I guess the ACLU. The
American Civil Liberties Union is filing a lawsuit on her
behalf. And of course she's hot. I have to point this out. So
we've got a hot CNN reporter with a hot soccer mom, kind of
MILFy and this would normally fall under the trains good
plains bad but I just put it under Gitmo nation because well
that's what a
checkbook and Kathy Parker says her travel nightmare started
with this wallet.
They went through compartments, you know, they kind of look
through like this. And in this compartment, I keep a lot of
chat receipts. So they were actually pulling out receipts.
Now if this this happened to me if I saw that I would be Hey,
hey, hey, put that down right now. That's not your job. Put
that down. And the problem here she just went along with it.
It's kind of weird that pulling out my receipts. What do you
think they were trying to nail on John? I have no idea and then
looking at them.
They will open it all the way up. And that is when Parker says
her trip through Philadelphia airport security went too far.
It was very uncomfortable. It was embarrassing to have your
personal things from inside your wallet receipts just laid out in
the open and people looking and it was it was just a horrific
experience.
And that wasn't all Parker was flying to Charlotte, North
Carolina on business in August when she says Transportation
Security Administration agents and local law enforcement
detained her for an hour questioning her searching her
personal items. Even calling her husband to say she was suspected
of embezzlement after finding $8,000 In checks in her wallet
what kind of embezzlement Do you think it would be John? I mean
this these are TSA guys they're like Dick Tracy.
Against the TSA Oh no, no
these now these guys are Sherlock Holmes man listen to
this. They told
him that they detained me because this spected it was a
divorce situation, and that I was emptying out our bank
accounts. Like that's illegal.
What is the TSA got to do with this? I don't know what is wrong
with this country that they allow this sort of thing to
continue? I don't my wife went up to Seattle on a plane the
other day and she was detained for a half an hour because she
wouldn't go through that stupid scan. Yes.
Good on you, Mimi.
She's almost missed her flight because they just had her
standing there for a half an hour sit down. I can somebody
can't frisk me. Oh, that's too bad. They you know, usually you
asked for the wood for this. You asked for the delay. This is
like punishment. And the guy says, Yeah, so basically,
they're punishing people for for
Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
John. Didn't know we've discussed this on the show.
Didn't she have a printout that shows that it is an opt out
situation? Oh, it's
fine. She has no day they said there's no problem. But she had
to wait until the woman could could pat her down because they
wish she wouldn't let a guy and if she said I got a guy do it. I
don't care. Oh, no, no, no. We have to have a woman and she's
on her break.
Oh, really? How come you didn't call me about this?
What are you gonna do?
Get outraged.
Well, there it is. Here's the story.
I'm really I can't that's screw this story. Me Me story is a lot
more interesting. So she opted out? Did they Hasler before
before they finally said
stand out? Why are you opting out? Why are you opting out? And
so she came up with some reason to opt out even though what was
the reason I want to know the reason she said she was
claustrophobic was a dumb reason. You should gotta say
because and thank you, because he's gonna come up with a better
reason. I mean, if you don't, I got I got a million reasons.
Yeah. Why don't you say How about how Yeah, how about
radiation and you're gonna die first you shit.
Yeah, well, anyway, so like she got but the guy said, okay,
whatever. So they but they still the real hang up was keeping her
there for a half an hour waiting. So she can get patted
down. So they actually hell with it. And by the way, a bunch of
people got delayed on this thing, because the flight that
she took, she was like she, I helped book it and the FBI was
should have been full. She said there's at least 10 empty seats.
And it was all because they barely got, you know, she came
late to the gate. And there are still people stuck back there
because they were training people. Well,
wait a minute, they acknowledged that it was punishment for an
opt out. Correct. They acknowledged this.
Essentially.
Well did why didn't she get like some some badge numbers of some
that she's got a lawsuit here?
Well, she would for what?
Just to stir up some shit at least come on to this
profitable. You've got, you've got a stent, you've got to stand
up to these assholes
did she waited and wait and she got screwed. It's not standing
up. A branch of this government does something, you can fight
this all you want, you're going to just get screwed. Because the
public at large doesn't give a crap yet, but there's just some
lone guy standing around looking like an idiot. Because nobody
else cares. But you can't do this as a single person. On
every flight,
you have to start somewhere. We're just kidding, guys. We're
just two guys talking about this stuff. What if we say, well,
we're just two guys, we can't do anything. Why even bother?
No, I think that the problem is that we got to get people at it
has to be a movement. It can't be one person. If there's like
only one person in the entire country doesn't go through that
thing. It's not gonna work. You can sue them all you want. Yeah,
maybe you get 15 bucks. Who's gonna who's gonna pay for the
lawyer upfront? We don't have any fees for this or funds for
this. You have to start a website, you got to go through a
campaign. A lot of work in starting a website
is really hard. I agree. This is how about All right, no agenda
producers out there. Let's start a website called meanie says
screw you tsa.com?
No, how about a website called TSA horror stories and start
collecting them. So it doesn't look like a personal vendetta of
one of the members of this show? Who's outraged because his wife
was delayed a half an hour in the TSA line? Would you've been
done a million times? How come you haven't sued them?
Well, because they didn't say they didn't say I was being
punished. They I don't
know that this exact word. And she doesn't have the guy's badge
number. So there's nothing she can do. In fact, try to get
anybody's badge numbers while you're floating through the TSA.
They got the badge on their hip that jump possible.
Yeah, this is something's got to stop here. TSA
matters if this woman is having them rifling through her
receipts. And you can't go through you can't opt out of
that stupid device. You can you can these guys are completely
out of control. And the guys who run the TSA don't seem to give a
crap and they don't end there. In fact, if I was in the TSA,
I'd probably be arrogant and then be lording it over
everybody to it's so much fun.
You would you actually wouldn't be a dickhead I'm telling you
you wouldn't be that kind of guy.
Hey, hey, what do you got? No, no, no, no you got you can't cut
underneath the rope. You can't just because there's nobody in
line goes through the whole thing back and forth and back
and forth and back and forth and back and say, Hey, give me give
me give me that water slave. Water. I suppose all water
disposal water, no more than 3.3 ounces are allowed. You're good.
There's a guy in San Francisco going no containers more than
3.3 ounces. If it says it has more than 3.3 ounces, I don't
care if it's half full. That's still not allowed. Oh, really?
Guys, again, San Francisco market and everybody. He says he
says if the if the container says four ounces, and there's no
ounces in it, it's still not allowed. If it says four ounces.
In other words, or you can bring in an empty container that says
four ounces. You're gonna make it throw it out.
I gotta tell you that when they bark and like that, this is the
thing I this is the thing I do. I will buy your laptop in the
bin. Okay. That's what I always do. And that freaks him out. You
just gotta bark back at him. He'll get Yes, I will. Sir.
Right out. I'm gonna write out. You're gonna you can ask Mickey
I do that all the time. She will not she will not go through
before or after me. I don't blame her. She will. She wants
at least five people distance. I don't blame her. Well, it's also
security for me because they get clubbed. Don't tase me, man.
Whatever you do. Wow, speaking of ounces, and then we should
get to our donations. Producer John Thompson. Hey, Adam, I run
a small eBay store. I sold a book, packed it up, put stamps
on the package and took it to the post office on Tuesday.
Today, I get my mail. And the post sent me my package back
with this Shut up slave note. It was returned to me with a
sticker saying that anything mailed with stamps that weighs
over 13 ounces has to be paid for at the post office by an
employee. And this of course is to protect our security. Did you
know
about this? Yeah, I did. As a matter of fact,
it used to be apparently 16 ounces. Since the 90s even and
then after 911 they changed it to 13 ounces. Like you can't
make
the doing some aged arbitrarily.
Good. Sounds like you can make a 12 ounce pipe bomb. I mean, what
is this? You probably
can't make a 12 ounce pipe bomb but I think there's other kinds
of bombs you can make that it could be 12 ounces. Yeah.
Do you have anything on your website?
No
Sure. Not divorce.org/pipe bomb under 12 ounces. Are you sure I
just want to make sure that I Chalon gets it
all yeah you in the local block Nazi go check it out. Hey,
he's making pipe bombs and I think he's got kiddie porn on
his computer. I think you should go check him. This coming up is
coming up dude. You just watch it's coming Oh,
they got a finally busted some guy who was planting kiddie
porn. Yeah, it's just scares the crap out of everybody. Because
it's like, I This happened in Oakland in some situation where
there's some onerous situation taking place with the school
board and somebody planted some bogus kiddie porn on some
executives, computer do some psycho and he had to resign. I
mean, they never filed charges or anything which seems like and
what was he doing with it? I was like it because it was kind of
weird the way it appeared. And but that's like a great way to
get rid of your boss. I think people out there should consider
this. First, you gotta get the kiddie porn. But the fact of the
matter is, I think anything is kiddie porn. I mean, they've
made it so nudity is pornography. So anything? In
fact, if you remember back before the digital era, there
was a number of stories where were the local block Nazis that
were working at the photo finishing places in the
drugstores around the country where so? Yeah, they look out
for naked kiddie porn going through the system and some for
schlub like an idiot took a picture of his little baby on a
bare skin. thing you're supposed to do with your kids just as to
keep things short term later. And they and they went through
the went through the system. Somebody turned a guy in he got
arrested for kiddie porn.
Yeah, no, this happened recently too. And some people took a
vacation to one of the national parks and everyone was swimming
around just naked, you know, and they took some pictures. But I
think if you're still taking pictures with film and having it
developed at the One Hour Photo, you're shit and you deserve to
be thrown in jail anyway. Gotta get a digital camera. Well,
yeah,
so liberal about that. But anyway, the point is, is that
this kiddie porn is now you don't even know what it is
because they you know, they don't show it in Australia when
the guy goes to court that anybody gets to see what what
we're talking about
in Australia flat chested women are these kiddie porn
right flat chested women in their 20s and 30s and 40s and
50s or kiddie porn but
this even happened in the in the early 90s with us in New Jersey
we had a picture of Christina with her butt sticking out of
like some cute outfit where their high heels on and Minnie
Mouse ears which is just too cute for words. And Patricia got
a real talk into from the from the block Nazi at the One Hour
Photo.
Crude Nicolas it
is. Anyway, let's thank some of the people who support this
show.
Yes, let's do that. Let's begin with Christopher ball from Steam
wood, Illinois $150 one time donation Thank you Jonathan for
a great show. I listen on my commute as many of the listeners
do. We we serve as the commuters and in my long training sessions
for Ironman Triathlon swim 2.4 Miles bike 112 miles and run
26.2 miles it's been a while since I donated and felt
unnecessary especially to call out to people I turned into the
Unturned onto the show long ago and they have yet to donate.
Trevor boozer now of boo Oh, I'm sorry, Wayne's boo, boo boo wins
out. Yeah, well, let's give me a break on his name. Boone xao
from the cob, the cab and it would it be if it was in
Georgia, Illinois, and Nathan Miller of Brownsburg, Indiana.
You are both douchebags. Give me a second one. Okay. There you
go. Now, that's the both the Trevor and Nathan.
Oh, by the way, by the way, I just like to say people, because
we have a lot of new listeners to the show apparently, coming
in from all over Gitmo nation as we do seem to gain some
traction. You don't get deduced just by saying I want to be de
Deus you don't get a douchebag call out if you haven't actually
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I think douche call out this. Now it's people can record this.
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call outs are okay. But yeah, it's like everyone. Here's
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now. We'll have it worked out within the next few weeks.
What next? How hard is this? Let's have the meeting right
now. How hard is
it? To go to the web and I gotta redo the CSS? I gotta put this
no, we
don't need to do Oh, oh, that's right. You have to do some work.
Now. Well, you and me both. I mean, come on. You're the one
that's got the theory that we should do. Just watch C span all
day and never do any work.
Apparently, you're not doing that either. You're watching the
Wi Fi. Ah, there you
have it, how wrong you are. Since we're gonna start the next
segment. I have the C span Clip of the Day. Okay. What is it?
It's the one that I think give a little background on this one.
This is the clip that says that you can figure out when to start
it is the death of the American apple. So they had these
hearings with In fact, they had your favorite woman on the show.
The black woman was scarred she was on the Colbert hearing. I'm
sorry. Nevermind that. So there was a hearing on illegal
immigration. And mostly, it was her What am I thinking on
immigration reform? And this is the one where Colbert showed up
the juicy. The guy talked about the apple industry. Okay,
there's a guy on there. There's representing the apple industry
has a number of interesting people. That is until Colbert
showed up that had interesting testimony. And now he started
listening to it kind of between the lines and realize that
immigration reform isn't just granting a bunch of illegal
aliens of citizens now. No,
in fact, the clear act is agriculture. Well, no, that's
not true. It's it's not all about agriculture, because it's
also about the illegal immigrant children serving in the
military.
That's an element, these are all distractions, the whole thing is
a giant distraction to keep you from realizing what's really
going on. Which is the fact of the matter is and this guy made
one you listen to his clip, but I'm going to tell you some of
the stuff he said along with this female professor that was
at this thing. And it seems as if what's really going on in
this country is the same thing has happened to manufacturing is
to outsource everything, including agriculture. And the
way to do that is to make food illegal is to screw up the h2
type visas, right to get tips. And this guy had one story about
the he had that they did some weird operation up in the
Northeast that has some screwball fruit that can only be
picked by experts from Jamaica. There's like a group of people
that float around the country as certain kinds of extra Apple
pickers. Now they're not for apples. It's something else. But
whatever the case was, they The apparently a TSA not the TSA but
the homeland security people in the the INS all the rest of them
were refused to give these guys the h2 a visa or whatever they
needed to come in and pick the crop. It was going to rot in two
days. And they had to go actually they sent a lobbyist to
Congress to Congress had to like tell these guys to give them the
visas because every year they come and pick this fruit or
whatever it is. And they finally got it was just at the last
minute they came in. This is going on all over the place,
forcing people to hire illegal immigrants because they can't
get the kind of help they were normally getting in the past.
And you've all bought you can see where this is headed when
you play this clip, which is the the apple clip.
The threat of losing farms and all the jobs dependent upon them
is real and worsening in the face of congressional inaction.
At least 80,000 acres of high value vegetable production have
left Arizona and California for Mexico. 77% of Texas vegetable
producers report scaling back due to labor shortfalls. Florida
tomatoes and oranges are moving to Mexico and Brazil. China has
requested access to our market for fresh apples, and they
already produce over one half the world's apples. If the US
apple industry is starved for labor at the Chinese are ready
to step in and supply our apples. In the face of a crisis
retrieving lost production will not happen quickly. Specialty
Crop production is extremely risky. Average profitability
doesn't really give a proper return given the risk that we
take. For most of us the reasons we stay in in it are not
economical, a major life goal for me is to provide jobs for as
many people as possible.
Wow. So very interesting.
Yeah, when you listen to the professor, there's a female
black professor from I forgot when some of them when Eastern
college and she had a really good spiel. And then they had a
couple other people there that had good skills. And then they
this Apple guy, which I thought was boring at first I started
listening to him and I started realizing this whole immigration
thing is not the reason you have all these illegals is to get
everybody all worked up about it. And the whole real scam
that's going on in the background is to get our
agriculture shipped someplace where we where it's cheaper to
produce, and we can bring it in and as more profitability. These
these giant conglomerates are screwing us. And I'm just
thinking locally what's happening. For example, I went
over to the Andronovo store over here in Berkeley and next thing
you know, Berkeley farms foods are all gone. Well, this,
this is the scary thing, isn't it? They're also making your own
organically grown at home stuff illegal. That's the scary part.
I mean, you can go and outsource and screw everything up all you
want. But to make it illegal for me to plant some seeds in my
backyard because it doesn't adhere to the Codex
Alimentarius. That's the part that scares me.
Yeah, and you should be scared because even though it sounds
like total bull crap, it's true. It's it is there's an element of
truth to it because they can do this. In fact, they're trying to
screw the organic farmers the small operations already and we
know that if you read any of the organic stuff this online these
people are moaning and groaning about these government guys
coming in to screw them over. Then this all has to do with
big, big, big business. And I could bring up some more of this
but it has to do with getting this stuff in these kind of
mechanized farms. If you've ever flown to South America and you
fly over Bolivia, you will see some farms down there you look
down you go oh my god what is that? It is the size of Nebraska
and it's all you could just see it the entire thing is automated
it's a giant strips of land that are designed to be you know,
irrigated and farmed by machines it's just it's a dam to study
you've never seen anything quite like and this is going on in
Mexico to this is going on everywhere. Just to kind of
mechanized the food supply shut down to the little farmers that
have like the Apple guys we have all these specialty products we
don't need that it's too confusing to many skews you know
in the right
way you know and we just put up with it we just frickin put up
with it don't we? We just put up with it. I mean people don't
even know this that what you're you're telling us they haven't
they've no clue there's no there's no media reporting on
this. No one is is listening to something very simple. Of
course. You'd have to like turn on the television tuned to C
span. Oh my gosh. No. No Lindsay Lohan on speak on C span. Ah,
it's people miss this. They just totally miss what's happening
right before the very noses. We need to annihilate all of these
fuckers in Congress and the Senate. Seriously, just line
them up. Just shoot them, all of them. You've been on some list
tomorrow. God I'm already on the list. Shoot them all.
So here's so here's so I'm at Andronikos and there's Berkeley
farm steps off the shelf and I've listened to somebody, man,
you know Berkeley, somebody somebody that employees want
because somebody just wanted to buy something from them. And he
said, Ah, the guy says, Well, you know, it's a Texas company
and they're moving to Dallas and blah blah blah blah bunch of
what the fuck are you talking about Berkeley farms are still
in Hayward, but not so I decided to look into it. And indeed a
1998 Berkeley farms was bought by Dean Foods and I want people
to go read the wiki page. The Wikipedia just read the Dean
Foods paid before somebody from actually there's nothing
negative about it. It's just the fact that they're being sued
left and right for all kinds of monopolistic practices. They own
basically, every me just for example, let me just read a few
of the dairies they own. They own Altadena Barbies, barbers,
Berkeley farmers board ins Bruton foods, browns, dairy
country, fresh cream, land dairy ease, dandies, Garelick farms,
Gilbert's dairy Lehigh Valley dairy farms Liberty dairy Lewis
trials may feel dairy McArthur, dairy meadow Brook meadow gold
meadow dairy oak farms, pet dairy prices, priority writer
Robinson dairy, Schenker, Shep's, Swift's farms, it goes
on and on. I mean, that stuff that these guys own is
unbelievable. And it's just a giant corporation. And they're,
you know, essentially standardizing everything to
benefit the shareholders or whatever. And the government's
done nothing about it, nobody reports on it. In fact, you read
that read a chunk from the Wikipedia which I'm you know, is
not accurate, but it's got good stuff in April 2009 For most
farms USA big company cooperative over 2000 dairy
farmers and several Midwest at 2000 dairy farmers. So this was
gone Wisconsin milk processing plant to Dean Foods. Screw these
guys.
Wow. So what do we what do we do about that?
This is what immigration reform is all about. It's all it's all
about. Big corporations screwing you
down. Are we hopeless? Is there nothing we can do?
We can bitch. At least we're doing that much.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we're bitching. Damn. Well, anyway,
John, in case you missed it, there was a big United Nations
meeting in New York coincide of course with the Clinton Global
Initiative. And the United Nations finally did something
for me. Finally, the the UN is paying off. They have selected a
Malaysian astrophysicist to be the head of its office for Outer
Space Affairs, better known as Noosa. As muslin Othman,
describes her potential new role next week at a scientific
conference the royal society's Coverley conference center in
Buckinghamshire, she will be the one who will welcome aliens when
they finally come down to say hi. She Yes, she's first
contact.
Did somebody tell the aliens
Well, here we go. This is it. This is the this is my message
to the aliens. If you're coming down, look for the signs for
Noosa that is the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs
and pull a ticket and wait in line to meet with Dr. Altman
because she is your
offices
or the she is your job. I don't know that I'm pissed they should
have they should have chosen me. Does she's the one she is
looking at come down and visit with her they got to know where
she is.
Let me see. Let me see where I it's probably in a New York I
guess at the UN building.
Do you think she has an office?
I think of course the WUSA let's see where that was
listed on the index one of the bigger things the beginning
going to feel they have to go in and announce themselves and sign
in.
You did they had to go through metal detectors the aliens do
they have to do that?
Outer Space? I'm gonna see if I can find it. Here it is. Oh,
it's uh oh, wait, let's say here's the Dave a Wikipedia
page, of course. United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs.
Oh, this will be mint. This is great. I got to put this in the
show notes. Organization of the General Assembly charged with
implementing the assemblies outerspace related policies. It
is located in the United Nations Office Oh, in Vienna. So off to
Vienna, you slave aliens. Don't land here.
Don't want to go to Vienna. It's beautiful in
Vienna this time of year. It's beautiful this time of year. The
Office implements the program on space applications. John have we
put in our space application yet?
And they also think we should they
also maintain the register of objects launched into outer
space. Oh Wow, okay, hold on. They have a website
wusa.un vienna.org Oh my gosh, I didn't even see this. Wow. Oh, I
gotta look through all this. This
is good. Just all one word U S A.
It's a no, no, it's www I'll put it in the sky for you. This is
great. This is awesome. www dot Gusa OH S a.un vienna.org Let's
see August 26. Committee on the Peaceful Uses of Outer Space
International Space Law. There's a lot of international space
law. WUSA is also responsible for implementing the Secretary
General's responsibilities the United Nations register of
objects launched in outer space I guess you have to apply if you
want to launch something in outer space now. What is you and
I don't know what is un spider? Wow. Where it's un spider, the
United Nations platform for space based information for
disaster management and emergency response spider.
Space based disaster management. Where's the I O? Space based
information? Okay, spider. Where's that? Where's the admins
visit? Space based information SPI for does that D
managed by Merck. It spied Merck. Well, there's the AMA
can't make up these things and leave a word out.
That's no good. Anyway, very happy to see that we have a
liaison. So all you aliens head on over to Vienna. That is where
apparently it's all going down.
Well, we should go visit a couple more for 10 bucks. She's
not in her office right now. So we should call her
a hi this. We should call ours. And
I think that's the other thing was is this a 24/7 manned
offense because who knows what time they're going to show up?
Well, they better be there on October 13. Because that's when
they're coming. Get your boarding pass now at
dvorak.org/na Get your mothership boarding pass because
October 13. They're coming. And they apparently will be entering
our atmosphere in Vienna to get their papers. Papers. Go to
Vienna
now to see an alien. Okay, well, couple of the weather just
didn't have it in New York. Why would they have a day setting up
a special office? You know, this is all American taxpayer money
in Vienna. Now the whole UN we pay most of the bills of this
operation
some foots in the news. Oh, no. Yeah, no, it's now that we've
and of course, we're one of the few shows that actually can do
this with our global audience. And we're not just a global
audience by saying oh, we received by billions of people
tonight on the Academy Awards. Now we actually have a global
audience that is checking in and sending us stories and which
gives us great opportunity to cross reference these things and
see if they're happening everywhere. Chattanooga,
Tennessee, a jogger in Chattanooga smelled something
fishy, and discovered a boot with a part of a human leg among
some dead fishes in the Tennessee River. The jogger
notified emergency personnel and remains have been taken to the
medical examiner's office. They're working now with missing
persons. See if anyone is missing a leg and we have a
human foot washed up on Cleethorpes beach in Gitmo
nation east. human foot found at the beach body part was found
Cleethorpes beach in North East Lincolnshire on Wednesday by a
member of the public. Police officers moved the foot from the
scene and was taken to a local mortuary for specialist
examination. We've removed the foot from the scene. And they're
still trying to identify the body that
would go with that foot. Yeah, a lot of feats. And no people.
Yes.
And then we have this is the Grimms b this is this also.
Yeah, also get Monet's. No, like this is all it looks like San
Francisco. Where's the Humber estuary?
Never heard of it.
They should show me a picture of of like the Bay Bridge.
Maybe it's the I know is that there's an estuary that runs
between Alameda and Oakland. But it's not got on the scale to
Humber. This
is the UK. The UK Wow. I have never seen this bridge. Yeah,
it looks like it sent me a link I want to see it now.
A police actually it looks more like the not the Bay Bridge The
Golden Gate Bridge. Well, it's confusing when you see the
picture. send you the link. Please investigate you continue
today after human foot was discovered on the banks of the
Humber estuary less than a month after one washed up on the
Cleethorpes beach. That's the follow on story. Nice bridge.
Yeah. To lots of foots, and nobody's.
We have one of our producers did a nice analysis on Pakistan.
yeah you know was it maybe two or three shows ago we were
talking about essentially maybe Afghanistan just being one big
distraction for Pakistan
Yeah cuz we gotta get those nukes out of there.
Well he actually you know he's actually tying this into China
which I thought was pretty interesting as you know, we are
definitely sucking China's little penis because they're
paying for everything. A couple points he says one the floods in
Pakistan this summer were massive most likely the floods
have just 100 year natural event but if you want to put your
tinfoil hat on Please note the comments about the kala BOD dam
project interesting apparently there's some like issue with the
dam that I guess it says spelled K L a b A G H if you want to get
political pressure behind a massive dam project a horrific
flood might do the trick very interesting hypotheses number
two's I like
that I doubt they're thinking like we think yeah, not
the knots but not that nuts. See I
am thing that Yeah, I think that is that the one I if I'm not
mistaken is the one where they block in the Yangtze River you
know, it's it's actually there's a lot of people consider it an
environmental disaster this dam and I don't know whether it is
or not, but the Chinese are going to use it for you know,
they they're going to be chewing up a lot of power.
interested. Yeah, but a very interesting theory. I like it.
According to Bob Woodward's brand new book, which I have not
read yet, the CIA is running. Sorry.
I'm sorry. We do know that we there's a backstory for new
listeners we you know if you had to read what's what's the name
of the Bush family is seat what's the name of that book,
family a family of Samri secrets. You have to read that
book and there's a there's a great deconstruction of Bob
Woodward's career in there. Yeah, he's a spook. He's a CIA
congressman.
According to Bob Woodward's new book, The CIA is running a 3000
person covert op in northwestern Pakistan. Senator dying, Dianne
Feinstein confirms the US base in Pakistan. 3000. Yes, there's
no there's a US base she's and he has links to all of this
stuff is great. I'm putting this whole thing in the show notes.
So why do you think that they would want us to know this?
I will, let me continue. We'll see if we can figure that one
out. China built a deep water port named gwad Gwadar at the
mouth of the Persian Gulf at a cost of approximately $1
billion. Us Now China has as many as 11,000 soldiers in
northern Pakistan, in an area named Gilgit Baltistan to quote,
help with flood relief. So this is how it works, right? First,
you turn on the weather modification machine, you start
flooding everything. And then you get to do all these
political things like moving 11,000 soldiers to help out. But
here's the thing. There's a rail line, or also a pipeline,
linking China's Gwadar Port to China's border with Pakistan. So
this guy has done some amazing work here. China is planning to
build a rail line to Kabul, Afghanistan, this would allow
the newly found, quote, mineral resources to be shipped out of
Afghanistan towards China. This is a beautiful setup, this is
geopolitics. This is I think this our producer here has done
a great job. And that would be Eric from Portland. So here's
his analysis. Pakistan has nuclear arms therefore cannot be
invaded. Pakistan is a key blocking point for oil. True.
Now, when you say the guy did a great job, you're talking about
our producer, not about Bob Woodward?
No, no, this is our producer Bob Woodward is he does a great job
for the CIA.
Yeah, well, I mean, they just give me the documents and he
just puts it together. I mean, if I was working, I mean, it's
you get best sellers out of that they got the best material.
But I really liked what Eric has done here. So Pakistan, a key
blocking point for oil, natural gas and minerals. Moving to
China and India, China, particularly in India have
skyrocketing demand for oil, natural gas and minerals and
controlling Pakistan is a key way to block the movement of
these to the east. So it's strategic. Without an overland
route through Pakistan. These items oil, gas and minerals have
to go by sea the fastest sea route is the inside passage
through Singapore, which is home to a large US naval presence
which has strong ties to Singapore. In fact, Singapore
controls the business running through Goddard, at least for
now. So if the land route is blocked for oil, gas and
minerals, and the Inside Passage past Singapore is blocked, it's
a long trip 5000 miles around New Guinea. If you take that
route, you have to pass Diego Garcia which is no small task.
Therefore, Pakistan is a strategic asset due to its
geographic position. China wants to hold Pakistan together to
secure routes for oil, gas and minerals, while the US wants to
break Pakistan apart to stop the movement of oil, gas and
minerals to the east. Additionally, if Pakistan breaks
into regions, the US military under the guise of UN sanctions
will have the need that needed world backing to go in and take
out the nuclear weapons due to political unrest and a political
lack of control of the nuclear stockpile. I'm liking that I'm
liking the work Eric did here. I'm putting his entire analysis
in the show notes that no agenda show dogs home. Yeah, it's
good. I mean, I really really good. It seems solid. Yeah,
because we've
had a hard time getting any information out of Pakistan
whatsoever. I don't think we have any producers.
No, I don't think so. Either. We got a couple of Indian guys who
just you know, listen, listen casually. We that area is hard
to penetrate. Even though they speak in reading English. They
have it even as a writer, you know, if you're trying to get
your stuff syndicated there, you're even get published. It's
almost like pulling teeth. They very insular. They don't want to
take anybody's outside. You know, they think everything is I
guess they probably don't They're suspicious for probably
good reason. They won't take take your material.
And while we're talking about oil, get out the prediction
notebook. John. Remember I said about a week or about half week
ago, maybe a week ago major event coming a new something or
other? Another oil disaster? BBC This is how it works. BBC now
reporting from the steamy waters of the Gulf of Mexico, a
practice session is underway to prepare for what the oil
industry must dread a repeat of the massive spill on the scale
of the BP disaster in Louisiana. So whenever they get in gearing
up for a little test, it'll test their practice. Where are they
doing this? Off the coast of South Hampton Gitmo nation east.
This is where they're testing this North Sea baby. I'm telling
you North Sea could be next
rally, you know, there there. I think there's a I don't want to
sound too weird about this. But we do already know that the EU
as a whole. And I wish also encompasses the One World
Government folks are not pleased with Norway.
No, because they're not in the EU that kept the kroner have got
they've got tons of oil.
And they got tons of oil they got they're not in the EU.
They're not sharing the wealth.
And they're not team players. They're not
team players are not sharing the wealth. They're uncooperative
and of course having a great time. And by the way, no
Scandinavian Nordic countries, the Norwegian women are the
prettiest. So they're having a time of their lives. And they
got it. Somebody's got to stick it to him. So it will be
Norwegian, they had Norway, Norway will be involved in this
if your prediction is correct.
Well, I think it's coming pretty quickly. And you know, just just
the fact that the oh well, we're practicing here we're getting
ready and we're safe. If there's a big oil spill, we're all safe.
And remember, we had the earthquake drill recently to oh,
there's some fault in the North Sea could cause huge tremors.
And I think they were also doing a yeah, this was this was pretty
crazy. San Diego earthquake drill. Did you see that? They
were doing this on Twitter. Yeah, Facebook, I mean, so I
have the news report here.
Those both those elements will come in very handy when there's
a big quake and the net goes down.
If you see a message on Twitter or Facebook Friday, this past
Friday. It says the Coronado Bridge has broken in half or
that Scripps Hospital has collapsed. Don't believe it?
It's it's a test just a test. San Diego State University is
hosting a huge two day earthquake drill that's meant to
explore how effective social media can be in spreading news
and information about catastrophe. Groovy guys now
we're depending on the fail whale to help us out. And
they're they're hashtag X 24 What's up with that?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't like it. I don't like it. They're using Twitter for
it. I x 24 what is the what is with x? 24? No, no, no, let's
take a quick gander. Well, so
I'm looking at if you just search for X 24 Hashtags Well,
there's four there's a million of them.
Nobody even on the Wikipedia knows. Exercise 24 There's an X
that must be an x 24 and international today
collaboration, multidisciplinary exploration, blah, blah, blah. X
24 would refer to exercise perhaps 24 Since it's on a
website that also includes in relief.org and the San Diego
State University Visitor Center. So it's got to be this exercise
of 2024 Live is commenced. Thank you for your participation.
Shouldn't please take our after action survey as soon as
possible so we can analyze the feedback and add our hot wash
Monday. Jargon cool, hot wash discussion by x 24. Participants
and observers the purpose of the purpose of the hot wash is to
identify best practices and weaknesses of the response
during x 24, which will be included in the x 24 after
action report. This report is used to guide future exercises
in response efforts. Military side as military
and by the way, this this past week I've had a couple of
Angelenos email me about it. I have seen I've never I've never
seen this many military helicopters fly overhead.
There's continuous information for sure. nukes. I've seen five
six Blackhawks yesterday. One Black Hawk and two Apaches. What
is going on? Where are they flying from? Where they're
flying over the 101? I know that because it's right over the the
hilltop Watchtower crackpot command center. What is going
on? Why are these? I mean, the Chinooks, you only see those
when the President's in town? Where are they coming from?
Where are they going to? And why are they flying overhead all the
time? If anyone knows, please, you know, is there some kind of
military exercise going on? What is up with that? And quite
honestly, Miss Mickey's a bit freaked out about it, you know,
these things are new, they make the window shake when they go
over? Oh, yeah. But they shouldn't be allowed to fly over
civilian populations.
And they and they they're going over no more than 1000 feet
overhead. So in your word, 800 feet, so they're at 1800 or 2000
feet. And, but they're real and they're armed, you know, there's
missiles on the side of the Apaches, you know, whatever the
hell they like, can see him right there. That's how low they
are. It's just it's, it's creepy.
Yeah, that's a creepy plane.
And I don't understand why, why why they're flying. What is
going on? Is there something that we're unaware of? Is the is
their drill? Apparently. It's just not not very nice.
And don't forget when you were down in San Diego, which is
where the x 24 Exercise took
place. Oh, it was one every 90 seconds. There's all
this action going on? Because it was training rats a training
facility is an hour I sorry, train our soldiers. Will they
totally ruin the ruined our stay? That's for sure.
So let's go back to the question we didn't answer amongst
ourselves, which is why would Bob Woodward to be given this
information to
tell to disseminate? Well, we have to read the book, that's
for sure. Okay. So I don't know. It's got to be in there. Maybe
it's just a cya or something. Now, or we told you so or who
knows? Yeah. Okay, so looking at the shadow puppet theater, Rahm
Emanuel? Definitely not I mean, although we still has not
announced anything. Now. The news reports are everywhere that
he will be leaving the White House and now also David
Axelrod? Yeah, we'll be leaving the White House.
It should be very amusing without those two.
Well, I What do you think? I mean, what do you think that
they knew something like that the President is not going to
run for a second term. This is that's what it seems like to me.
Well, they
definitely jumping ship. Elimination is too soon, because
they just getting their act together. You know, even Clinton
in his first two years took forever to pull it together.
Reagan took forever to pull it together. Did a couple of these
two years. And and usually the first team stays on as you know,
at least until it's you know, until the third or fourth year
and then they bail out in the second term. But this is a
little premature. It seems to me I'm gonna have to maybe somebody
out there can do some research and maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the
Chief of Staff, you know, quits early, but I don't recall it
happening before. It may be overplayed by the right wing
media. I'm not sure.
Also Lawrence Summers leaving the President's economic
advisory team.
Yeah, complete speech I picked up off of C span of him yakking
away about stuff he's
terrible. What's your or zag wedding clip? I've been looking
at that throughout the year,
apparently or is that because Peter? Peter Orszag Yeah, he's
being marginalized and they're not going to go to his wedding
all these people in the White House that Peter or
Zack he was the guy who was an adviser to Iceland. And he did
so well. That they asked him to come and be the manager be the
to oversee the management and budget office, basically to hold
the checkbook. Yeah, to check it make it after sunk Iceland. And
so they're now shutting his window. Should we just go
straight into the clip who doesn't need to play it?
Like the White House sends its regrets. check out today's LEAD
item and Page Six Obama Obama trio. Skip X budget director
Peter Orr's eggs wedding. The paper reports that Valerie
Jarrett David Axelrod And Rahm Emanuel all made last minute
cancellations apparently because of a New York Times column or
zag wrote this month made the case for extending all Bush tax
cuts a big departure from the President's official position or
his eggs wedding. ABC correspondent Bianna Golodryga
is set for tomorrow in Manhattan. I think this stuff
has a lot more to do with something that isn't about that
column and may have to do with how they work together in the
White House now for tonight's What the fuck
was that music all about? We're commerce
is a stupid segment that they play on hardball and they have
all this music in the background. You can't listen to
anything anymore with a bunch of racket going on. They did have
one thing that was interesting. He took a clip appeared this you
just gonna play it's just I think it's kind of funny. This
is a clip of Chris Christie, who is apparently stomping around
the country. He's the governor of Jersey.
New Jersey, New Jersey. Yeah,
he's a kind of a big fat blowhard.
Isn't he? Like an ex Goldman guy or something?
I don't know. Maybe you can look him up. Whatever the case is, is
a blowhard. And so he apparently came out to this and I think by
the way, this whole thing is rigged. But But I don't think
necessarily Meg Whitman knew about it. Meg Whitman was at a
town hall meeting given her man slow speech to get the
governorship and she just got a heckler showed up. And the
heckler started yelling at her. And she got really actually kind
of freaky about it's like, it's like, I mean, like really
freaky. She was like, she had your eyes bugged out. She didn't
know what to do. She kind of froze like a deer in the
headlights and Chris Christie, who was there to give a talk to
help promote her at what she's doing with other people jumped
up, grabbed the mic and chewed this guy out. And he couldn't do
a very good job because he kept saying, hey, you know what, hey,
you know what? Hey, you know what? In other words, he's very
semi illiterate. And, and I think this guy was against it.
Looks like it should be on The Sopranos. Really? Yeah, totally.
The guy stands up on cue almost, and then he kind of doesn't say
anything and Christie chews them out looks good. shooing him out
except for the fact that he can't really do a good job of it
by this repetitious, repetitious hey you know what? And then they
then the whole thing ends and that clip got a lot of play and
I'm thinking this thing was rigged. I don't think Meg
Whitman necessarily knew but this guy was a plant and
Christie you know got the show off and I think we may be doing
stuff like this here and there it's it's just fake listen to
it.
Spectacle thing continues here on the sideshow this week, New
Jersey Governor Chris Christie was campaigning out in
California would make Whitman when a heckler interrupted
Whitman speech. Christie was quick to jump in.
Hey, listen, listen. Listen, you know what? You want to yell yell
at me. But don't give her a hard time we're here. We're here
talking about the future, the state of California and the
future of our country. And you know what, let me tell you, let
me tell you this. You know what, it's people who raise their
voices and yell and scream like you that are divided in this
country. We're here to bring this country together, not to
divide it.
Christie services are in demand anywhere. California is just the
first stop on his 11 state political tour. He says he's not
thinking about running for president 2012
if there was if there was ever a shut up slave moment, that was
it. Hey, you know you shouldn't be yelling and raising your
voice and making a ruckus you slave. Shut up. Slave. You're
dividing the country slave. Screw that guy.
Now he's the this guy. Yeah. But the thing was rigged. I mean, he
couldn't even pull it off with the said, ya know what, I think
seven times. Hey, you know what, John? Right.
Well, we got a note from Danny, the med student. He says, Yeah,
you know, when you're a med student you'd like get taught
stuff. Listen to no agenda. 236 You were talking about
depression and children. Hey, hey, hey, hey, you mentioned
that whole list you only need to have five of nine to be to be to
be eligible for drugs for kids. So he sent us the link, you
know, for antidepressants? Yeah. So it's only five of the nine.
Well, what
did we say? Well, we
said like if it was just one of them. Oh, you need five not one.
Yeah, you need five for the night. And um, you could go
through this list.
List again. I'm sure we can check off five on everybody.
Depressed mood most of the day.
Anyone living right now in this country would have
no one note note. in children and adolescents. This could also
be an irritable mood.
Okay, that's every check
to check markedly diminished interest or pleasure an all or
almost all activities most of the day. That's all kids are
bored. Yeah. Three significant weight loss when not dieting or
weight gain, which is a change of more than 5% of body weight,
decrease or increase in appetite. nearly everyday note
in children consider failure to make expected weight gain. Okay,
we'll skip that one skip that for insomnia or hypersomnia
nearly every day. psychomotor agitation or retardation nearly
every day? What does that mean? I don't know. It's like kids are
walking or like morons. Isn't that what they do?
Kids? Now they're just they're acting goofy. So check it out.
Love check
in that one too. How many do we have? We have three, three,
okay. fatigue or loss of energy nearly every day? Yeah. All
kids. Alright, feeling of worthlessness or, or excessive
or inappropriate guilt, which may be delusional nearly every
day.
I would gather I would tend to check down now.
Let's keep it unchecked. You never know. Okay, out here
eight, diminished ability to think or concentrate. chello
Check.
Check it that way.
Now, here's a tough one. This was the shield, recurrent
thoughts of death, not just the fear of dying, recurrent
suicidal ideation without a specific plan or a suicide
attempt or specific plan for committing suicide?
At nutshell, checking that one, but we already have five when
I'm
saying but you know, as a kid, you know, how many Didn't you
say I'm just gonna go kill myself then. Haven't you? Sad?
Kid? Oh, okay. Now there's a, b, c, and d, which I'm not quite I
don't understand the symptoms are not due to direct
psychological effects of a substance, okay? The symptoms
cause clinically clinically significant distress or
impairment in social, occupational or other important
areas of functioning like school. And the symptoms are not
due to direct psychological effects of a substance. Okay, so
if you're on the shit, then you don't qualify to get more of the
shit.
Yeah. Okay, so we do have 5512 Number one, number two, yeah,
easily, easily, you might be able to get a six of your try
easily. So dope them up, but them kids on Ritalin, yay. Dope
them up. Let's see, what do I have left? So the only two
things we have outstanding for sure. Here, John are now we
still haven't resolved what we're going to use the end of
show clip we have the Colbert congressional speech. Which but
what you have a short clip
I had a short Colbert clip, which just introduced which is
his introduction to his rather long winded. This, by the way
became the big this topic of discussion on both right and
left wing talk shows.
But it's his speech sucked.
It was boring. But here's the here's the thing. That's
interesting. Everybody got riled up about it. Because it was like
an insult to Congress. Because he, because he testified in
character as the Colbert character. And he had a couple
of jokes in there, but it was they were they fell flat. They
weren't funny fell flat. No, they weren't. But this is the
beginning of it, which kind of gives you the insight to the
whole thing. And we'll, we can post the whole thing if we want
but just play this little clip. And this is the you know, this
is all you need.
Oh, hold on. I have the wrong clip queued up here. Sorry.
Here's the short one.
My name is Steven Cole bear, and I'm an American citizen. It is
an honor and a privilege to be here today. Congresswoman
Lofgren asked me to share my vast experience spending one day
as a migrant farm worker. I am happy to use my celebrity to
draw attention to this important complicated issue. But I
certainly hope that my star power can bump this hearing all
the way up to C span one.
Yeah, so what was the point of his speech? What was what was
because obviously,
Zoe Lofgren, who invited him to come on as has a crush on him.
So basically, misused Congress and C span three to get laid.
Yeah. Well, she didn't get laid. I'm sure that
you don't know that. I do. I know Colbert.
Collective Unconscious will do anything
clearly.
Sure. I would do. I'd be in there going in a no, I wish for
the ZOE part.
You know what? I think actually, I'm very happy with this because
this means that the Congress is open to crazy people like us. I
think we can have Ron Paul invited me to go in and say some
kooky shit.
I would love it. I'd record that it might get bumped up to C span
why we might
even use it as an end of show clip. If I'm really lucky. But
seriously, I mean, doesn't this open it up if we can have
Colbert go in and do stick and it was it was unclear what he
was saying. Did You understand the point of his of his model is
just a satire about nothing. I mean, it wasn't it was worse
than a Seinfeld episode. There was it had no point and it
didn't do anything and it didn't bring forward the concept didn't
move the conversation. It was just a waste of time to be
honest about it. But what got what was interesting is the way
the left wing especially as I'm surprised I didn't walk out on
him. This was a this was a an insult to Congress. And they
went on and on about it. And the right wingers haven't heard all
of them, but believe me, it will be discussed to death on Monday.
Well, I think it's a it's a perfect setup. And I think it's
been legitimized, and I am going to call my, my people will call
Ron Paul's people, and he should be able to invite me into any I
mean, I can talk about any conversation in Congress and I
can read like Cole bear. Excellent when we try
it. That's the thing. He read the whole Yeah, and I guess I
won't try to be funny, but he did. He screwed it up about two
thirds of the way through and even be like he missed the
paragraph or something had to go back.
So the end of show clip, then, let's do Nigel Farraj, about the
demise of the euro. And and Europe in general.
Well, that's probably much more entertaining did is
and he actually he says, Hey, Germany, you guys should pull
out now while you still can get the Deutsche Mark back and
you'll be groovy. He's right. And he of course he's right.
Yeah, he's saying that, you know, Ireland, Portugal, pigs,
the pigs. Yeah, this is they're all going down and get out while
you can. So we'll get we'll do that as the end of sharklet.
Anything else you have leftover that we don't want to forget?
Well, let's see. We got no, just say, Sanders. That's fun to
listen to Bernie Sanders, but it's not important. Okay. No, I
think that's all you unless you want to replay the Hawaii Five
Oakcliff.
Let me think. No. Absolutely not. We're not going to do any
of that.
Instead, John, let us sign off for this episode from Gitmo
nation. On the west. Where how's the weather outside Miss Mickey?
Is it 105 degrees? She's she's got her headphones on shows she
has a 32nd delay. Which means she'll turn to me in a few
minutes ago. Oh, yeah.
So she's listening to the short stream instead of live? Yeah,
well,
she was out she had a she had an appointment. So she just thought
she just got back in. All the everything you I've heard
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And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's going to be hot here
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Dvorak
will talk to you again on Thursday right here on no
agenda.
Mr. Faraj one, will
the oil Euro break apart? If I knew the answer to that, I would
go down to the bookmakers and place a very large bet and be a
very rich man. I don't know when it's going to break apart. I
suspect that between now and Christmas, something big will
break. And if you remember back in May, this crisis was at its
height. Over the course of a summer it appeared to be a
calmer, quieter period. And of course, in Brussels, everybody's
in denial. You know, I'm in huge debates about the EU happen, and
no one mentions the euro. Well, apart from me, of course, I
always do. But if you look at the economic figures coming out
of Ireland this week, if you look at what's been happening to
the bond markets in Portugal, and again, in Greece, you
realize that there's you know, there are some huge problems
here. And if people in Germany think that the euro crisis is
just about Greece, well, I'm afraid I've got some bad news
for you. Because you ain't seen nothing yet. Portugal and
Ireland's economies are possibly even in a worse state than
Greece is. I think something may happen before Christmas. But
when the when when when would it finally break to pieces? I can't
say. But inevitably it will. It was just a huge, cataclysmic era
to force into a monetary union, Germany and Greece,
unfortunately, simply
can't work. So what is your solution for this? Germany out
of the euro? There
are two solutions. There are two solutions. One is that Greece is
forced out. And Portugal probably in Ireland too. And
they have to reestablish their own national currencies and
they'll probably need some help to do that as well. That's one
solution. I mean, clearly Greece now. is massive devaluation.
Otherwise, you simply can't cope at all. The other more radical
solution, and it may appear to be off the agenda completely at
the moment. But the radical solution, of course, is that
Germany says, look, we've actually proved since 3045, that
we'd rather good at managing our own currency, we're rather good
at managing our own democracy. You know, I mean, the Deutsche
Mark was was was was a currency that was globally respected for
the Germans reputation for fiscal responsibility. And sound
money was something that we were all very jealous of. And, and
the radical thing would be for Germany to say, we are taking
back the Deutsche Mark, we're taking back control of our
lives. We don't do this in a spirit of being against anybody,
you know, we want to trade with our European neighbors. We want
to cooperate with them. We want to run our own lives and have
our own currency. That's the radical step. And that's the one
that I personally would like to say.
But do you think that Brussels will like this? I mean, we have
a big huge democracy deficit there?
Well, of course, I mean, look, the fundamental problem in
democratic terms with the European Union has been since
day one, that it is the European Commission, the bureaucracy, the
civil service, if you like, they're the ones that have the
sole right to initiate legislation. They're the ones
that have the sole ability to amend and change legislation. So
you'll read in the newspapers that the European Parliament did
this, and the European Parliament did that. But in
effect, what the European parliament does, it does the
bidding of the civil service. In a democracy, it should be the
other way round. It should be it should be Parliament's that make
laws and civil service and civil servants that enact laws in
Brussels, it's the other way around. Now, the bigger
democratic question is, can the deficit be closed? Is there a is
there a means is there a way of democratizing the European
Union? And my answer to that, is that right from the very word
NGO, this was never intended to be democratic. So it's intended
to
be undemocratic. At the from account of Hunterdon, for Hunter
from
well, from the start, I mean, John McCain was the father of
this German, he really was the father of this project, he hated
democracy, it was terribly inconvenient because if a
government gets elected, and it goes in this direction for four
years, then you get another government that goes off in a
different direction. Now people like Manet, with their great
global views, and with their unshakable belief that they know
what is best, they know how we should live our lives. They
don't want a system like that they've got 10 2050 year plans,
and democracy is highly inconvenient. If, if there was
anything truly democratic about this European Union, then when
they drafted a constitution, that was the opportunity to make
it democratic, I challenged them all the way through, Come on,
show me that you're Democrats make this constitution a
democratic framework for a European Union. And they
steadfastly refused to do so.
But so far, we are closer to the former Socialist Republic than
to a democracy.
Well, I, a great friend of mine, and a man that I admire
enormously as a former Soviet dissident called Vladimir
Makowski, who now lives in Cambridge. And he's been in
England for about 30 years. And Vladimir spent 12 years in and
out of mental institutions in the former USSR, you know,
categorize as being mad, because he was opposed to the system.
Interesting. I'm often called Mad as well. And, you know,
Vladimir says that what he sees with with the development of the
European Union, is something very unpleasant. And he has a
sort of chilling phrase, he says, I have lived in your
future, and I didn't like it.
Coming back to another issue concerning the EU, is this
climate hysteria? Where are the rules? What are the causes for
these big, big lie?
While it's so convenient, isn't it? You know, that if, if if
politicians get a whiff, that there is something happening,
where they can show the world what wonderful people they are,
then they all come together, and they all agree. And so it's been
with climate change, global warming, call it what you will.
This was their way of showing everybody what wonderful people
they were, firstly, secondly, it gave their Europe that they gave
their failing European Union as they saw it, some sense of
purpose. And and anybody that was offering a skeptical voice
was absolutely vilified and derived, derived. I remember
doing a program about five years ago, when this whole topic came
up. And I said, Well, hang on. You know, I may not be a
scientist, but I think there is another argument going on here
that it is not definite, that co2 emissions are leading to
increased temperatures. And I was on with a labour politician,
British Labour politician. And he sort of pointed at me and
screamed denial, denial, as if I committed like in the Middle
Ages, to get witchcraft, but I should have been burned at the
stake for doing it. Now, it's interesting because I think
people are beginning to wake up to this, whether or not whether
or not we are living through a period of global warming is open
to question, but what I am certain on is the measures we
are taking, supposedly to combat climate change. addition,
leading to yet another reduction of our democracy are burdening
the poorest people in society with unnecessary bills. And in
terms of energy requirements. I mean, we're heading down a road
that is absolutely mad. I mean, I'm afraid Germany called
Germany caught the disease before we did. I think there are
18,000 of these disgusting wind turbines all over Germany. Well,
it's all well and good when the wind blows. But what happens in
February? What happens in February when it's cold, we have
fog and frost. And we have a big anti cyclone sitting over
northern Europe, not one of them turns, not one of them produces
any electricity at all. So I'm afraid the you know, what we've
done in the name of climate change, I think, frankly, is
disastrous.
Finally, your personal view on the deliverable developments in
Brussels. I mean, they're keeping to sticking to their
power. And I don't see any new developments in terms of a
democratic, develop development, the quite the
reverse, quite the reverse the next development and watch this
space, because you're not in October, Herman Van Rompuy, the
president of Europe, the man who of course, earns more than a
bomber, but was never elected by anybody. In October, his task
force will report and his task force is to set up a new
economic governance of the European Union. And one of his
plans is that if any member state breaks the rules that he
sets, they will have their voting rights taken away from
them. That's democracy in the EU. That's what's coming next.
But who remembers me more to a dictatorship?
Let the viewers make their own minds up. I basically, I believe
that this project isn't undemocratic. I believe it is
fundamentally anti democratic. But in
a personal talk to me, you told me there is nevertheless some
hope for the wider future for of
course, there is a look, of course there is what are career
politicians are doing in all our member countries, for their own
self aggrandizement, for their own careers for their own
finances. What they have done, is nothing less than to betray
our nations to betray our democracies, and to do it
against the tide of public opinion. The gap between the
governors and the governed is now a gaping chasm, and I'm an
optimist. I believe that gap can be filled through peaceful and
democratic means.
And as a reference, many thanks for this interview.
Thank you very much.