Wow, that is really great job some really good information
there baby believable. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. It's June
10 2010. Time Period Gitmo nation Media Session nation
episode 207. This is no agenda, fighting the stomach cramps and
the Ebola leaps and coming to you from the hilltop Watchtower
crackpot command centre and Gitmo nation West in the
People's Republic of Southern California. Yay. In the morning,
I'm Adam curry
in from Northern Silicon Valley where the sun's come out again,
it's going to be a little chilly. With a slight breeze.
I'm John C. Dvorak kill me in the morning to you than in the
morning to everyone listening. And in
the morning to all the human resources around the world. I
just realised what that really means.
But human resources Yeah, that's
why they are now all of a sudden I understand why you're a human
resource in the company.
Isn't that pathetic?
It's it's abhorrent. Actually, think about it.
Along with the human resources, who there's another human
resources, dig a hole,
it's like, because you know, we have we have like, human
resource going on at Emilio. And we're, like, 37 people, we have
an HR department and I was thinking, isn't that just a
horrible word? Hey, you eat you. You're just an eater. That's all
you are. You're nothing but eat, but you're a resource, you
human. It's just one of the creep into the
well used to be personnel manager.
Right? That's a little more friendly, but it's human
resources. Like,
yeah, you know, I'd like to probably track it myself.
Because it seems to me I agree with you. I've always thought it
was a bad term. But
it's, it's it's really humans
demeaning. That's it's human
unfriendly. And no one thinks about it. Except us, I guess. So
let me just so I'm in a foul mood for a number of reasons.
One, I have an upset stomach, but I think I've I've taken the
disc jockey cure for upset stomach. Two shots of Imodium.
Are you still with me?
Yeah. Well, so that stops everything? bicarb? You know,
yeah,
look, I just needed a quick fix. So I don't not run around
throughout the whole show. But here's the here's the thing. I
came home after I've been away for three days, I come home, I
have a letter from the Social Security Administrator
administration office. And I've never received one of one I know
I've never received one of these.
He had my social security number. Now I have a
social security number. Congratulations, you won.
Congratulations. You have earned enough credits to qualify for
benefits. Not now I know. I'm old. Congratulations. I've never
received one
of these letters. So well, maybe what kind of benefits are they
talking about? Well, so it
has a whole list here of how much
social security or to retire early?
No, No, quite the contrary, listen to this. So in 1987,
that's when they I guess they started paying Social Security
taxes up to 2009. I totaled the month. Now, of course, there's a
gap 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 Because I wasn't living in the
country not paying Social Security taxes. So it's well
over a million dollars that I've paid in Social Security taxes.
So really, yes, well, yeah, I'm just looking at the numbers. So
if, if I continue at the current rate, at age 67, I will be
eligible for $2,474 a month.
So how long will it take you to get your million back? Well,
I'll be 350 This is what I mean. It's almost like a scam. Well,
but check this out. So Mickey's like when you see that? She
says, Hey, if you die, family and spouse can get up to 4200 a
month. I'm literally more dead than alive at this moment. Yeah,
yeah, my child can get 18 to 1800. So she just moved in with
Nikki. And then my spouse was now she's like, Let's get
married. Let's get married. And my spouse can make like 2400
Like, I'm worth I'm literally worth more dead than alive. But
on this on this on this document, John, this is what the
crazy thing. So it's like what Social Security means to you.
Congratulations, you're now eligible and about Social
Security is the front page of this little brochure about
Social Security's future. Social Security is a compact between
generations. Have you ever heard of that a comp? No, no,
no, this is all new. This is a good letter you've got Yeah,
it's so
what does this mean? Social Security is a compact between
generations, not a contract but a compact. Anyway, since 1935,
America has kept the promise of security for its workers and
their families. Now, however, the Social Security system is
facing serious financial problems. And action is needed
soon to make sure the system will be sound when today's
younger workers are ready for retirement. This is the letter
the sending me where they're telling me that basically, I'm
not going to have any social security, and 2016. That's like
five and a half years from now. We will begin paying more in
benefits than we collect in taxes without changes by 2037 is
a propaganda letter, it gets worse, the Social Security
layman
Hold on a second, you already gave them a million dollars. And
they're millionaires complained, you know, that's because they've
been robbing the system.
Yeah. It's like the my million bucks is gonna be gone here
without changes. By 2037, the Social Security Trust Fund will
be exhausted. And there will be and there will be enough is
this bogus. There's no exhaustion, there's nothing in
it,
of course. And there will be enough money to pay only about
76 cents for each dollar of the scheduled benefits. But then
it's like it. We need to resolve these issues soon to make sure
Social Security continues to provide a foundation of
protection for future generations. Visit social
security.gov on the internet. When you're ready to apply for
benefits, use our improved online application. It's so
easy. Exclamation point. Oh, thank you. And that's it. And
then it's like, Hey, thanks for the million bucks. You're worth
more dead than you are alive. Hey. It's
so realised about that dead part.
And now this has put me in a pretty pretty bad mood if you
don't mind.
Well, besides the stomachache Yeah, but
maybe this gave me a stomachache that's just what so they took a
million bucks they stole it and I'm gonna get so it would be to
get it back I'd have to it would be 500 months
right so it's unlikely I'm gonna get back unless you're dead you
might speed up the process
what a scam what total utter scam
well, it wasn't meant to be a scam. It's just turned into one
because they've been stealing from the fund.
And they pretend like there's any actual money in there which
I guess there's just not
it's a bookkeepers get they some smart, crooked bookkeeper? Not
that we don't have a few in this country came along and you know,
cook the books. And now they're sending out these excuse
letters, because apparently it's gonna come it's gonna bite him
in the butt pretty soon.
Mickey What are you doing with that gun? Go away.
Clunk. And I'll take over the show now.
Oh, yeah, that's the problem.
That's the problem is yeah, the show would suck with one person.
The show was no good without you. And the show is no good
without me. So we haven't.
Meanwhile, let's get to our executive producer. We only have
one call we get to step just
to add insult to injury.
Yeah. Further depression. We got one. But at least he's uh, you
know, is a good local boys up in Washington. Okay. It's
unfortunate Chris. I won't pronounce his name but rash.
We'll call him rash dose on jaw. Who is from gig harbour
Washington. He has a he mentioned that he's an Indian.
He has son is it a Cup last week his son called him out called
him a douchebag for not donating.
Oh, wait, this is his son. Who says I haven't donated because a
I'm 15 and B, I'm Indian.
Yeah. So the guy says I don't want to perpetuate that Indians
are too now let's stop here for a second. Okay. We're not
talking about Indians that live in the United States and gig
harbour and have an ongoing visit. We're talking about
Indians in India, which for which this doesn't prove
anything, except that he has donated 333 33, which is a good
number, and sign up for the $5 monthly subscription. And he
wants to give the executive producer credit to his son,
right. Rajdeep. Okay, Go son, Jack. So Sonya, so we put our
executive producer of no agenda or was it not? Technically I
don't think that's technically true. You can put it on his
college application as an extracurricular activity. This
is true.
That's absolutely this is known. By the way he also
says he is a he's a od in Silverdale. So if you go to the
Silverdale Costco, and I'm sure there's more than a few
listeners in that area, that's the only Costco in the
Silverdale odd he's
an optometrist, an eye doctor. Eyeglasses guy
eyeglass guy. If you say in the morning, they get a 15%
discount. Oh, Sam fee
everybody wins. This is great.
The Costco and Silverdale you guys all know where that is
who's around the area. And so hi to Raj while you're at it.
So first let me I think we also need to deduce Raj because
Ben de duced
Oh, I think he deserves that. And so Rajdeep will become the
executive producer for what amount has this taken place?
333 33 Wow. So that means we might potentially have the
youngest night soon if if he
wants to keep coughing up the money for why not a kid? He's
only 15 we can be here. Why not?
I don't know. Right education for the kid. I think it's
fantastic, but maybe a
night and you put that on his on his resume for Harvard? And he's
in
Hell yeah, it's like Skull and Bones only a little difference
go I think Harvard Yale, it's like a no brainer.
So Raj, thank you very much. And of course Rajdeep thank you for
guilting your dad into becoming the executive producer of no
agenda episode 207 everybody else out there you know what you
got to do help us propagate the formula please. Our formula is
this we go out for young people in the mouth.
And there's more where that came from. We might as well all sing
along with the mantra
so this is a legitimate credit and we recommend people anyone
who goes over $200 becomes one of the either associate or
executive producer of the show and you can just go to no agenda
show.com and click on the box or divert that org slash an A and
just that amount comes up in the database boom. You're in do it
yes please.
And by the way we need more $5 My subscribers we're getting to
the point where right halfway to our goal almost
so I'm god you know three ego three days in San Francisco and
just get behind you know, this is you sit and this is why I
don't like being in the office like Oh, sit in this meeting.
Let's wait a minute. I'm gonna reveal some hidden truths here
on this complaining you avoided all the meetings.
This doesn't this is why I'm so pissed off because after cranky
geeks yesterday
on the show I might add cranky geeks.com Yes, I
know. Of course I tried to avoid all the meetings. I avoided the
Tuesday meeting by going on buzz out loud which was great. But
then I'm sitting down you know I'm actually like working with
my team there with Nick Mac and then there's like two meetings
back to back that I get dragged into three hours in total and
the second one I swear to God I was passing out you know, you
know that feeling where it's warm and your eyes are going
like hey I'm gonna fall down luckily there was a bottle of
water and I drank that and it kind of like you what
you should do to make the point is dump it on your head
so a bit of a fabulous meaning news not as in meaning your wife
Mimi but as an amine coming out of Gitmo nation East which is a
throwback to the Chantix cabal that we have discussed on this
programme. Chantix is the drug that does is indeed quite
effective at helping you stop smoking. Unfortunately, you tend
to kill yourself and others around you in the process.
I stopped smoking. And this is it is marketed
as sham pics in with a pee in Gitmo nation East so here's the
headline. Oh, what's the
name? I'm sorry. Champix. Interesting. So
that changed the P to a tee it's probably a licencing thing or
something I'm sure so the headline is is great but then
the story is even better. He gave me a waterboarding is the
headline ex girlfriend hits out as actor was cleared of assault
after blaming attack on anti smoking drug. A fantastic story
of Nicholas Williams who was an actor on I think it's a British
TV series casualty. So he, he was he was trying to kick the
smoking habit. And he was taking Champix. And apparently, we have
lots of reports of people going nuts like not remembering where
they were, what they were doing, what they ate, who they slept
with. So the guy comes home and he's like freaking out and she
says something and then he throws her she was in the
shower. He throws her out on the street naked with a towel for
like 15 minutes then Then he lets her back in because it's
the middle of the night. And then he jams the showerhead
interface. Gosh shower.
Maybe there's drug break brings out like this is a little
different than the James Cagney shoving the grapefruit in the
girl's face that
mean the showerhead. Man. This is like this is hard core. I
guess maybe the showerhead comfort came first and then he
threw her out into the street. So anyway, the judge says, Well,
you know, clearly this is because you mix Champix with
alcohol. It's like it's like a triple whammy this we've got
waterboarding we've got demon drink alcohol, and then the guy
gets a heart attack in court.
Oh, God, really?
And of course nowhere is there any mention in the story of
maybe we should evaluate this Champix this might not be a good
thing to take. Ah, it's it's just crazy. It's absolutely
crazy. And while we're kind of on the health tip, I didn't want
to wait until the donations to do this. Hey, Adam and John in
the morning to you. I was wondering if you could give my
girlfriend and future no agenda Dane Rachel a shout out on an
upcoming show. She had a she had plantlet komplet complications
from lupus on Friday. What's that John platelet platelet
comprehensive it's
got something to do with the blood is lupus is the weirdest
crappiest thing you can imagine getting. Yeah, like it
can can. It can also it's like it's like natural Champix.
Right. It can make you crazy candidate.
That's the worst thing. I mean, it's so bad that
feels like you're itching on the inside. I
don't know. All I know is that even if you bring the topic up
to a lot of people, they get irked or that you've mentioned
it.
Well. Anyway, she had platelet complement complications from
lupus on Friday had two seizures in the waiting room of the ER.
The ER doctor told me on Friday, she probably wasn't going to
make it. But they just released her from the ICU intensive care
unit to a regular room this morning. Things are looking good
right now. One of the first things she asked when she woke
up for the first time on Saturday was if the Thursday
show was any good and if any babies had been eaten by a fox.
She keeps up
I love her. Future Dame Rachel, we're happy to hear you doing
better.
Yes, good. Well, I know y'all know that that ailment is
terrible. Yeah. And it's like incurable, right. I don't know
what you do. You know, it's just like, I don't know. It's just
bad. But you know, I think. I don't know. Hopefully, she'll be
okay.
I think we've established you don't know.
I don't know anything.
All right. So luckily, you send in a whole bunch of clips on I'm
expecting genius and greatness from you today.
There's not gonna be that much genius. You do have a couple of
interesting things that you've been holding out on about the
the oil spill. But let me talk about the elections. You know,
there was a couple interesting things. One, it was like this
supposed to be the elections the way as a primary yesterday.
Oh, I thought you're gonna talk about Gitmo nation. lowlands
elections are actually
the primaries on Tuesday when my thinking What about the Gitmo
nation? Low lands elections? Well,
they were finally yesterday. I don't know. See, this is another
one of these things that perturbs me. I do know that
feared builders was no shot out of the gate to like 25 or 26% of
the vote. And when I went to bed last night, I think it was still
neck and neck between the right wing party and the left wing
Labour Party and they were already talking this is what I
heard. I haven't kept up with the news and I feel stupid for
it. They were talking about a pink plus government or a purple
plus, I should say, which would mean the combination of right
wing red, nope. Orange right wing orange and left wing red
would give you purple and they would cut wielders out
altogether and make him the opposition which is weird
because you know I don't see how the right wing and the left wing
can have a successful government together. It's fucked up
apparently
they just want to do to marginalise wielders.
That's what it was. That's what it appears. So I don't know. I
literally was just so Ill this morning. I didn't have time, you
know, outside of all the other stories I have to look into so
I'm sure so you puking. No, I don't I haven't thrown up in 30
years.
You haven't listened to the show totally deserve it in the
morning there. Absolutely. So okay, so we had our elections so
I'm gonna make a shout out prediction here. I could be
wrong. Of course, but this prediction, I was watching Carly
Fiorina and her acceptance speech because she beat the guy
she was running against. And she is interesting because you know
she's a breast cancer survivor she's a woman she has all these
you know she's a kind of I think a failed CEO at HP
she's she was running for governor is this what this
Senator Oh Senator
right egg Whitman it's a different style of those two
women are slightly do I doubt doubt if they get oh wait a
minute let
me just get this straight so this is for the senator ship of
California
and this is the Senate the US Senate seat that is now owned by
Barbara Boxer. Right and you put the deal and it put Carly next
to Barbara they're gonna argue with each other and Carly looks
you know, fresh and vibrant and sharp and smarter. She
definitely smarter. Definitely smarter. And and Barbara boxer
who just looks like an old slut. Hey, now so you got to two
there's another in the morning. You missed the two of them side
by side. So I'm watching this now. I've never been a fan of
Carly Fiorina is when she was
just said it's going to be these two against each other in the in
the in the final Senate. Senator November. Okay, thank you.
And then of course, our concentration for November's to
get the marijuana law passed, but there's all kinds of weird
stuff going around that. So these two are gonna go off
against each other. So I've got four clips of yurina. And
they're kind of interesting. Because she, apparently, I mean,
I thought her acceptance speech for winning the primary was one
of the best I've ever heard a it was loaded with little memes and
all kinds of cute niceties. And then of course he finishes off
with something which I consider to be total bull
crap and she would be the the Democratic candidate. She's the
Republican.
We'll get to paper. No, Barbara Boxer is in there. Now.
You need to help out here. You know people around the world
don't all understand or necessarily
care about California. Most of the people that listen to the
show speak English and many of them are expats and they're all
around the world. But there's Barbara Boxer is the US senator
from California with Dianne Feinstein, they're both
Democrats and brain dead. The literally and then Carly Fiorina
wants to the California Republican Party has been
running just losers, one after the other because the party is
dominated by a bunch of religious nut balls from
Southern California who can't put together a candidate that
can actually win. Meanwhile, Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman
are are loaded and so they just finance their own campaigns and
screw it anybody thinks and so they but Carly, I realised by
watching her that she is a born politician in the way she got
her job, obviously at HBS. She's political. She seems
dissociated. But she seems like a slick politician has been
doing it all her life, even though she's totally an
outsider. She's a natural. She's so good. My prediction. She will
be the first female president of the United States really? Is she
hot? She's not hot, but she's she's very attractive. And she's
sharp, she's really sharp. And it's obvious that she has the
potential if she doesn't screw it up. Too Big to go right into
the White House if she doesn't stay in the Senate too long.
Because if you stay in the Senate too long, you just build
up her. You know, too many too many, too much evidence against
you, right? But listen to Diddy, number one. She's given one of
her little Somebody bet she's got some speech writers
obviously, I can't believe she's writing this stuff herself. Take
my word for it. It's just slick. Here we go. In her 28
years as a career politician in Washington DC. Barbara Boxer is
a bitter partisan who has said much but accomplished little she
may get an A for politics, but she gets an F for achievement.
So I'm so I'm watching her construct these little these
little things that she puts together and it's obviously it's
all been canned and put together for her. But it's actually
somewhat impressive. And she's got a she you know, most
politicians and men lot of businessman you'll see him do
what I call the inappropriate smile at the inappropriate time.
Which is somebody's talking away but at the end of the day, they
smile right in the middle of a sentence. And it's like always
it disturbs me personally. She actually does this but she does
it with the right timing. She's not like, you know, Bill Gates
does this constantly. He's obviously somebody told him to
do it. And Bill but Bill Gates if you listen, watch him talk.
He'll put his smile he'll just put just a gratuitous smile in
the middle of some nowhere for no one note for some unknown
reason. It's almost to me, it's almost like he he's thinking
something he knows something and he's actually thinking Shut up
slave.
He, yeah, maybe well, whatever the case is, she actually has a
real plan. doesn't smile. She looks she looks she's very
presentable in terms as you can see her being a senator she she
represents herself and her voters. Well, I'm telling you,
this woman has all the potential to be the brand she's got the
female vote, he's because now it's going to be you know, you
can't be a woman just gonna vote for a woman. With two women
running against each other's is a no brainer. They're gonna pick
her she just
let's get to some clips here
that she promised would reduce unemployment to 8% or less. She
has become so tone deaf about reality that she has deluded
herself into believing that the word grumpy actually describes
the desperation and despair caused by big government folly,
big government bailouts, and the build up of $13 trillion dollars
of national debt. It is precisely this kind of old
politics, the failure to listen, but failure to understand that
has caused 10s of millions of Americans to feel betrayed. Our
fellow citizens feel betrayed by the distance and isolated
politics of incumbency, entrenchment and incompetence.
This election is also about big differences between the kind of
people we are and what we believe. I believe that each
person everywhere has enormous potential if they are given the
freedom and the opportunity to fulfil it.
What did you record this off of am radio
and now it was feed from Seascale
wireless Johnson either at night with his with his camera, she's
got the you know, she's got a bunch of memes that are starting
to crop up but betrayal is one of them. And I know where that's
headed. That's, you know, the change in hope and all the rest
of it that Obama throws out there you counteraction to that?
Where are you going with this? Are you telling me that that she
is being pimped out and being polished up to take the baton
from Obama? Is that what you're saying here?
Well, it's either gonna be in that Yeah. But I don't know if
they're gonna run her out right away. She has to do a little she
has to beat but she'll I think she's going to, I think that she
can not only beat boxer easily, but I think she is the one that
can almost get Whitman to beat Jerry Brown because she's the
one who's going to lead the party, because she's such an
attractive candidate played the clip three,
we must end the failure in the disgrace of California being
responsible for one out of every six unemployed Americans.
Barbara boxer's answer of rhetoric over reality stops now.
So now you noticed another meme coming up, which is rhetoric
over reality, which is again, not really about boxer, it's
about Obama betrayals about Obama rhetorics about Obama and
this is really a frontal attack on Obama. Now. The fourth clip I
have is the is the indicator that she is a total politician
with this bull crap story that these things were were were
essentially developed and perfected by by Ronald Reagan.
You know, where you have that personal anecdote about
somebody. And Reagan would always at least say who they
were. This is just a just a bullcrap anecdote that she
throws out there that is classic political, you know, crap polar
that people eat up. And what when I heard I said, Oh, this
woman is just obviously a she's I mean, she's like a career
politician without ever being one.
Throughout this campaign, I have met 10s of 1000s of Californians
from every walk of life. And even with all the challenges of
Policy and Government facing America, what I heard most often
as I travelled up and down this great and glorious state, was a
concern about the core of America, our soul, and our
spirit. People fear that something is slipping away from
us, that America is drifting, what is happening to us? It was
symbolised for me by a woman who gripped my hand and looked into
my eyes and said, I have never voted before. But I am voting
for you. Because I fear for my children's future. I knew
instantly what she meant. Dreamers and patriots founded
our country on a single radical idea that anyone from anywhere
could live the life they choose, and rise to fulfil their own
potential. That the pursuit of half Venus is a protected right.
All right. What out Croc?
Hold on. Let me say this about it sounds
like a mumbo jumbo black magic bullcrap. Pretty much. Yeah. So
I'm now predicting that she will be the first woman.
All right. No, this is good. This is a long bet. But it's a
long bet. I'm
way ahead. Like, I like it. I see this coming down Broadway.
She's really slick. Anyway, so Carly Fiorina,
Okay, the next President of the United States of America. So,
wow, we stumbled onto something big with this SCRAM device for
Lindsay Lohan, which, you know, at first it looked like it was
just kind of a real news story. Just to remind you, she had to
show up in court. She was in Paris or she was in France at
the Cannes Film Festival. She lost her passport, blah, blah.
They have cameras in the courthouse, her boobs are
hanging out. We're like, what is going on? Why is this being
propagandised on us? And it's becoming very clear, as now the
word scram is, is. It's kids who are 13 years old know this word
now because Lindsay Lohan, my darling. Lindsay Lohan,
apparently was at the MTV Movie Awards, and her scram bracelet
anklet went off. And immediately the judge summoned her and it
was pay hit $200,000 in bail or go to jail right now. And of
course, he's saying, Oh, it didn't go off. I didn't drink
anything. And so what the hell is going on with this? And I
think we've, we've hit on something really big here. As we
are getting messages from insiders to insiders, one from
now this is not necessarily from the scram bracelet. But the more
the more wouldn't say popular device, but the device that has
been used for a long time is the interlock which disallows you
from driving your vehicle. If, if you're intoxicated, you have
to blow into a tube. And this is big, big business. This is a
Trump. This is like a half a billion dollar scam in the state
of California alone. And I've gotten a message from an
interlock Insider. Actually, Drager is the company that that
instals these things and I think they have an exclusive licence
with the state of California for these things. And he sent me a
note and of course I can't mention who it is. He says it's
probably a couple other people who listened to the show in the
morning. But the court essentially will. Well actually
Drager has deals with 27 Different states to provide the
interlock service. So basically, if you get caught DUI, and the
judge driving while under the influence and the judge deems it
necessary they will force you to instal the interlock device on
your car however, he says looking at the database he says
there's plenty of first time offenders or even better
underage kids who were caught drinking and driving. They get
the interlock How does that work? Isn't an interlocking your
car you're too young to drive I'm not quite sure how that
works. So the court orders your intellect to be installed. It's
$1,000 for the device there's installation fees they have of
course service centres across the across the country once a
month. You have to bring your car in for an inspection This is
being upgraded soon, which I'll get to in a moment. The
inspection consists of checking if the unit is calibrated. They
download the data off the device this monthly inspection cost $35
does not cover the cost of recalibrating the device extra
fee for that. The device logs the date time blood alcohol
levels for each blow the user does into the unit. The data
gets uploaded to their servers and reporting is generated if
necessary generated on the fly for any user in this case. A
caseworkers job is assigned another fee. There are a court
cost to go over the reports do spot checks on the data. These
of course are state officials. Each state court has the right
to request spot checks whenever they feel like it. Drager of
course charges the state of fee reporting fees are a huge
moneymaker for Drager the state pays big money for the reports
for all the spot checks. And of course they recuperate the money
by raising the DUI fines and court costs for DUI related
offences. Now remember these are instead of saying we're taking
your licence away, they're installing these devices in your
car. You still with me, John?
Yeah, yeah, no, I find the whole thing to be uh, let me see
what's the word I'm looking for abhorrent? Yes.
So a few perks the interlock user gets to enjoy one rolling
reset violation. So this is this is crazy to prevent you. So this
you have to blow into this thing while you're driving. It's me it
makes no sense to me. But it to prevent users from cheating the
system there are countermeasures built into the device. The car
won't start unless you blow and register 0.25 blood alcohol
content level, it's at the legal limit 0.25
No, it's much lower, right? Yeah, that's lower than the
litre limit.
After the initial blow, the unit can give out an alarm requesting
for the user to blow it again into the unit.
Just while you're driving along. Yes, while you're driving
along, if I'm driving
the unit blown away. I mean, I gotta make a hard left turn blow
into the unit. No, I've got to get through traffic here, no
blow into the unit.
If the user fails to blow into the device, the unit
automatically will make the headlights flash and the horn
starts going off. The only way to get rid of this is by pulling
over turning off the car and re blowing into the device. This is
called the rolling retest. So if you get one rolling that
sounds like a hazard to navigation is it's stupid.
So one rolling retest violation you gotta find from the state
and extension of your interlock sentence tampering with the
device, fine plus purchasing a new device. If you did not
repurchase the device, then you lose your driver's licence. Any
reading over 0.25 is now all of a sudden the DUI violation which
of course, it's not because the level is much higher.
Well, I don't know I have to look at the level I don't know
whether what they're referring to when they say point two
whatever the case it's possible.
So anyway, here's what's coming next integrated GPS tracking on
all interlock devices, cellular card options, so information is
uploaded directly from the car.
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Yes. Oh, yes. And here it is. With all the GPS and cellular
card access. It will be possible to shut off the car remotely.
And Drager is actually a quite well this
is a lawsuit right and waiting to happen. Drager is in the
middle of a left turn, right boom shuts the car off and
oncoming traffic.
So then we get an email from an attorney whose name we're
encouraged to use David Lee from Williamsburg, Virginia. He says
when I'm not listening in the morning, I'm a criminal defence
attorney in Virginia I have some experience, thankfully not
firsthand with the interlock system a few observations. Under
Virginia law people who are required to have a system must
keep it installed for six months with no positives. This is what
Lindsay Lohan had she had a positive on her scram bait
bracelet. They're required to bring the vehicle in monthly for
the data download. If there's a positive then the six month
clock starts all over again. So we've already we've already
heard this from our Drager insider the fees for installing
a monthly monitoring. And here's the thing that he says that
sparked my interest until a few years ago, the interlock was
required only for a second DUI with a certain width within a
certain number of years couple of years ago under pressure from
there it is Mothers Against Drunk Driving. MADD A second way
was added if a person's blood alcohol content was at or over
0.15 They must immediately instal one. Pressure is growing
to require them for first time offenders. And then he has a
couple of cases where there were some false positives. And the
attorney brought brought the interlock guy into court and he
said Hey, is it possible that maybe your device misread
something? You know, cigarette smoke in the air, transient
voltages, all kinds of technical things. And the technician was
so utterly evasive that the judge threw it out of court. So
this is a huge scam. And I guarantee you that Lindsay I'm
pretty sure she didn't drink. I'm pretty sure that they sent
it off. Just to just to send another message to everybody get
more attention. For some it was a marketing exercise couldn't be
any perfect, more perfect. Lindsay is at the MTV Movie
Awards. She'll be drinking Well, it's easy to believe, Oh, we've
got a positive reading. Oh boys all over the news.
Again, you know what the shame of this whole thing is, is that
somebody like Lindsay Lohan is actually right now in a position
to you know, to literally sober up and go after this bullcrap.
Yeah. And emphasise to the youth of America or old fans or
whatever that you know that this system is res creepy and and
it's just a bad scene. I don't know when she won't do that.
Obviously
she may be in the in the position as a person but I still
don't think she's
got enough on the ball to make that switch of mentality. Know
that she's gonna be wrong. I
think she's pretty much mind controlled. Part of the
President's slit squad. Anyway so just to kind of you know, we
now know that the World Health Organisation is out to pretty
much banned drinking around the world because it's not good for
you. They've heard yeah drink it as well this is the new
prohibition Neil prohibitionist and I think by the way that the
salt thing may be related to that because once you take those
salty snacks out of bars people drink less
oh wow that could be related You're right. Well so the here
it is. The head of Scotland's biggest police force has said
alcohol played a major role in 14 murders in his area in the
past in the past 10 weeks.
It's very Greek I want to shoot somebody it's the demon drink I
tell you Neil prohibition ism because you know the public is
harder to control and they actually do a little more
thinking for themselves when they're when they have a drink
it's a social lubricant it's not you know a digestive for people
who you know, you know wanted to have a glass of wine with their
meal. But you know if you can get everybody to stop drinking
which of course we know doesn't work because it just becomes a
probe that becomes a nightmare for law enforcement. Yeah, but
you know, this is the idea because you can control the
public better I mean, this was the joy some religions I believe
ban all use of alcohol because sometimes somebody's gonna say
wait a minute, this doesn't make any sense right but they have a
drink.
So related Hartford Hospital conducted a study about
measuring the effect of marijuana while driving. And the
new story is great because it's like Hartford local television.
I have to share this with you for a moment all heard
about the dangers of drinking and driving but what about
smoking marijuana
and getting behind that by the way this is a fox affiliate Fox
CT everybody and and she's wearing a lovely yellow dress or
info babe here.
A new study by Hartford Hospital researcher says smoking pot has
minimal effects on how you drive. Well, Doctor say the
study has its limitations. The findings were surprising Fox 60
One's Nermeen Schoharie joins us now with more Nami.
A young kid they by no means are trying to say that it is safe to
drive under the influence of marijuana but it does show the
increasing need to study the effects of the drug just like we
do with drinking and driving. marijuana remains a controlled
substance and illegal under federal law. However, more and
more states have legalised the medicinal uses of the drug. It's
a big hit in California and some other states only think I think
it's it's coming down the pike as part seems to creep into
everyday life. Some say it's more important.
I love how the script is amazing how pot seems to creep into
everyday life. It's like so loaded. Oh, I love it.
And never to look into its effects.
Get the studies done now. And you know, come out with
decisions after legal or not many people are driving under
the influence of marijuana. And it's important to actually
understand the science and what's going on the science.
The science
see decisions. Researchers from Hartford Hospital concluded a
three year study looking at the effects of marijuana use and
driving 85 volunteers smoked what's equivalent to a joint
then we're asked to respond to test through a simulated driving
machine. Complete with obstacles like dogs running out into the
street are busy intersections Wow, manage dog obvious effects
on the brain. Researchers found it had little impact on driving
performance. Intoxicated on marijuana would slow down.
It's like how much did they spend over three years to figure
it out that when you're stoned you drive slower? Really no,
really now they drive slower apparently or impaired.
I'll defer to the science, science, taking mind altering
substances and driving endangering other people. But
it's kind of like drinking and driving you can only legislate
behaviour so
much so limited effects on driving skills. However,
researchers did find volunteers were more easily distracted
after smoking by their
big surprise live a big surprise there. She
said no big surprise there.
She said no big super What is she a stoner? Oh, so you know
what California has gotten on the ballot in November but
Washington State's tried to get it on their ballot or not in
Washington State. Apparently they can't get enough people to
sign because they can't because the guys are sued. They can't
get out and to get signatures like come on. Now. We do We
couldn't the guy says one of these guys says, Man like there
was like we couldn't get anyone to. We couldn't be poured enough
to get people to go out. We had to pay people to go out and get
signatures man. So we didn't do signatures
real simple. All you got to say is free pizza here. Free Froot
Loops here than ever really Hey man,
these guys these three owners in Washington State are too lazy to
get out the vote.
Unfortunately, I really would have talked about the science
and how your brain reacts I would have liked to have known
what the actual science is or what they claim the science if I
told you that I did my own study flying stoned in a helicopter
under supervision of an an expert instructor who was aware
of the situation and I don't think I've made a better landing
in my life. It took me a while it was like 10 minutes
this guy so long as
I'm in no hurry, man, I don't want to just want to sit her
down nice and gently
I wonder what's going to actually change in California if
they pass this thing and I hope they do. I'm almost guaranteeing
that the the usage will go down. And and things won't they won't
be it won't even be remotely noticeable that it's illegal
separated except occasionally when you go out to outdoor
concert you're going to I mean, you already smelled dope in
those places. But you're going to smell more. Because when the
music's playing people are just gonna want to light up. Yeah.
Oh my goodness, John. And now I can't believe we missed this
one. One of our producers actually pointed it out to us
and I was just like, wow Li Li
claw. Yeah, doggone it. Yo, we didn't miss this. Li Ling. I
wish we had that clip.
I have it somewhere. Lili who wandered into North Korea with a
camera who was thrown into a five star hotel. And who of
course Bill Clinton had to go in liberate
has about nine months ago that Clinton did that.
She know what makes you wonder what happened on that plane when
they were flying back because she's pregnant? Yeah, well, no,
she gave birth to a baby
girl. Yeah, named Bill Clinton.
Lee Jefferson Clayton. How does that work is their name li Ling
Er Ling li Ling Clayton.
I guess he married some guy named Clayton. Oh, yeah, the
fathers. The father is
Ling's husband, financial analyst Elaine Clayton. The
baby's first name Lee is a nod to link Sister Lisa, a former co
host of the view. And Jefferson is Clinton's middle name. In
that special
Oh, that's so sweet. Yes. Yeah, we did miss that. Yeah,
that's that is that is real news. No agenda style right
there. So
I got a clip from w NYW. Which we should have played. This is
not a new clip. But I forgot about it was on the on the DVRs.
Oh, I forget keep forgetting to record this. Play this soy one.
The soy clip.
I think we played this on the show already. John. I want to
play it again. Well, we already played this. You don't worry.
You don't remember. Do you? Know Tell me you you actually don't
remember playing? We played this at the end of the show. Oh,
geez. I'm getting worried about you. Now.
Things like the soy milk, right?
Yeah. What else are we going to call it? Soy juice
okay.
I don't know What's funnier than the clip or that you forgot that
we already
know that we played I know that we played it. I documented in
the olden days when when Bubba was doing the show notes. We had
all this stuff documented. Now it's undocumented. Well, you
can't prove it.
It's I'm not going to argue with an old man. I
do have a real news clip. Okay. Play the theme, but the extra
thing I've got this is the kind of this is what people watch as
news. And and then here's what's interesting, but somebody comes
up with this inane bullcrap that nobody cares about. It's about
Kate Hudson walking around. Apparently she walked around
public with her son and she's like this is a breaking news
promoting a movie she was on less than the audience. And this
woman who who's the competition, that is great information and
I'm watching this going great information for What in what
what I Neptune in another chip Council you have news on tape.
Oh yes. All right, Lisa, it was a little Mommy and Me Time for
Kate adorable six year old boy. Right her husband she visited
his mom on the set of something borrowed in Manhattan. Now if
you look closely at the picture you can see that his hand is
injured. I don't know what happened baby must feel better
so nice a good job out. We have more gossip coming up next. I
had a really great job some really good information there
baby believable. Meanwhile, Kate Hudson explained that on the
Letterman Show, the kid is like in one of these phases where he
thinks it's cool to have like a so called injury and isn't isn't
nothing just like just his hand was wrapped up with the splint.
Kids go through that phase. It's really dumb.
I never had any my kids go through that phase dumb kids go
through
it. And so she that's great information. Oh my goodness,
honey, honey. Honey, did you just hear that great information
on the TV?
Great information. Yeah.
So um,
let me do one more political thing. Since we're talking about
Carly.
I'm trying to forget.
Compare what she said to this is the typical the Democrats or the
Republicans are getting more and more extreme on this. The
Democrats seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that
nobody's got a job and maybe needs to get back to work. And
so Gavin Newsom, another local boy, the mayor of San Francisco,
who's running for attorney general, I think or one of these
are lieutenant governor I guess he is he won his primary which
means he gets to run in the November elections. And he comes
out in his acceptance speech compare that to Carly's is
mostly about cap and trade like what calibre, we got the worst
unemployment in the state of California. And he's talking
about screwing us even more play the nuisance
right now to a crowd of about 300 supporters. Let's listen in
a couple
of moments in the spirit at 32, and SB three set of five and
those that do not, they want to either suspended or ended.
Consider this fundamental fact, there are four countries that
actually reach or exceed the Kyoto protocols of the 44 that
signed Sweden, Denmark, United Kingdom and Germany. And I think
it's an important point and appointed point of consideration
for all of you to consider this back. Before as my good Chief of
Staff Steve kava says before Lehman day, before September
15 2008, all four of these countries had three things in
common visa vie, the United States, lower unemployment,
higher growth, and lower income disparities. What's interesting
about these four countries,
okay, can you kill it adequately shifted
there? Okay.
He goes on and on about how they went green. And so they got to
hire or you know, they got lower unemployment. The rest I'm
looking at what the UK is in the tank. Oh, big time. Yeah. Sweden
and Denmark. And there's countries with a very small
populations. And he's talking about lower unemployment, higher
growth.
Well, is she talking about a bull crap?
It's total bull crap. You know, he's promoting so he wins. This
is primary. And he's talking about Kyoto.
Well, here's what I think is happening, John. And, and again,
it was just a tough week. And it happens once or twice a month
where I'm just away from my crackpot command centre, and I
just can't get all the research in that I want to do because,
like, I have to have a real job to make ends meet. And the news
is nothing but disaster biggest disaster, we're all going to
die. The ocean is going to get sick. It is all over. Forget
about it. Now, there's a report that, you know, this is not just
a second oil spill, that is that is 11 miles up from the trans
ocean disaster, but that the whole ocean floor is cracked.
And, and you know, there's just it's just, it's all over. It's
all over. And in fact, what the response from the government is
making it all over. Where are these people without jobs, not
because of fishing. And because the oil industry is has just
been shut down in the Gulf of Mexico? Complaint. It's been
there since 1947. And when it's not just drilling, it's
refinery. Yeah, no, it's
an infrastructure.
It's what people think that oh, it's the shrimping industry. We
know these people are going to starve. They're going to get
thrown out of their homes because of the moratorium on
drilling on oil and This is the beginning of the last final push
in my book, the oil cabal is making one while they're still,
you know, in their 60s. Because let's face it, they're getting
up there. And then they have to hand it off to the younger
generation, they don't give a crap about them either. It's
like one last final push already the oil futures, we're looking
at $101 a barrel. For the, you know, I have the information
here. For December,
not that price, by the way.
I'm sorry, December 2018. You got you got it. This is this is
a long term game. This is not like happening tomorrow. Long
term game. So here's, here's the plan, the way I see it. And this
and this does lead into cap and trade, which is great, by the
way for the oil companies cap and trade rocks for them. They
want it. This is the next thing you're going to hear you're
going to hear of the President, it's all going to be about cap
and trade. So first, we need to liquidate BP. Okay. And BP is
not an oil company. They're like a bank. There's an
administrative office.
It's a virtual company. Yeah. Like most big companies today,
the real company that actually owns the oil is JP Morgan, they
actually own it. And they've got tankers floating around. So this
is just you know, they just can't they just bike by rights
contracted out to companies like trans ocean, just run the money
through it. So this was this was all planned, but not in the way
that people think it was planned. This is all just to do
one more big Shut up your rectum oil hike, which is coming in the
next two to three years. But I'd say 18 months is when it's
really going to start. And we'll see prices $4 per barrel of oil,
well in excess of $100, maybe close to $200. And they're just
gonna do one last big push so that they can all go down to
Paraguay and laugh at us stupid slaves. And we're playing well,
I'm
not buying this argument at all. I don't think they're gonna they
can't sustain that price that they can barely keep it at 75
bucks even with as well blown out.
It's going to be so easy.
And and they'll never get it that high shell or maybe Exxon
or someone who's going to buy whatever so called assets or
left from BP because it will go out of business and it'll give
everyone a real satisfied feeling.
Well, that will definitely if you can you they'll just go
bankrupt. Like there's predicted in that recent Fortune magazine
article, which sunk the stock price of BP because they guys
said within the next 30 days was expert he says this is bullcrap.
He says there's no way they can pay these, all these legitimate
claims, whether they're legitimate or not, because
there's just gonna like, it's good to put it into litigation,
and they're gonna do they're gonna give away as much money as
they can put themselves in a in a balance sheet that's in
arrears. And then as a rep, chapter 11 by
and then what's going to happen to all the people down in the
Gulf?
Well, you know, their state has got a Republican governor, so
screw him.
I'm telling you, the plan is to let him die. It's just
wanting to redo this, you know, the New Orleans area to make it
kind of a kind of a Riviera. You know, what kind of a unified
play there you go. Haiti.
Haiti. Its Haiti. Exactly. Let's turn it into a beaut.
Let's get rid of those black people are better off in
Houston. Yep. Let's get him out of there. Yep. Beautiful area,
if it was fixed up to places a dump,
yeah, we need some we need some high speed trains to move all
those people out. Move them out. And we'll turn it into a
beautiful resort. And it's a long term plan. And everyone is
being fooled into thinking Oh, yes. Well, now we need some
electric cars and reduce our dependence on foreign oil
dependence on foreign oil, American oil. And so cap and
trade is going to be it's I believe, it's a part of the
plan. You can say Never let a good crisis go to waste. But cap
and trade is going to sail through now. The whole country
every but this is the biggest fear I have. I'm gonna be on
stern Monday, by the way. Are you gonna be on Howard Stern
with that, but it's gonna be it's gonna be on the phone. So
it's like that sucks. I hate that. I want to be in the
studio. Get me on the phone. Yeah, blows. I don't want to be
on the phone. It's gonna suck. Yeah, but I heard him talking
about you know about exactly this issue on the show. And I'm
like, Oh, God, there's so hook line and sinker and all of this.
And they think oh, well, we need the government. Meanwhile,
Scott, the engineer, who was the douchebag of the show, actually
is has it by the right end. And he's getting berated.
It's just like, Louis suggested this whole thing is a giant
scam. Yeah. And
the government is complicit.
So we did We didn't tell the story about the The gossip going
around the rigs about Schlumberger and its experience
with that particular debris that blew up.
Yeah. Well, there's a couple there's a couple of, of course
not just a couple there's like a million different stories
running around. One is that you know, there could have been some
sabotage according to BPS own report, there's all these
different discrepancies that they're now seeing with the
underwater robots. What is it here? Post the explosion,
numerous ROV hot stabbed interventions were conducted in
attempt to activate blind shear rams, variable pipe, rams, LM RP
disconnect. Everyone's an expert. By the way. Now,
everyone knows exactly what all this means, particularly in
Congress. So they found leaks on identified and undocumented
modifications. So there's all kinds of conspiracy,
conspiracies about it being a sabotage, it may be it doesn't
matter. Either way, the worst thing to do is to shut it down.
That's the stupidest thing we can do is to shut down all
drilling, it's going to kill the people down there, kill them.
It's going to kill all of us with all the money we're gonna
have to pay for for costly oil based products. With some stupid
dream, that wind and solar will save us tomorrow. If you're if
you're alive right now, and you're and you're over 30 You're
never going to see it happen.
No, it's not possible to make this position is way too slow.
And I know me, I'm done with it. I believe that we had that
there's free energy like
I'm a big fan of wind power. Yeah, you're never gonna get
enough things up. It's ridiculous. Why? It's just all
it's all theatre.
Yeah, it is. It's not there's no sincere attempts. And of course
it will say Oh, that's not true. This is the it's this has been
going on for 100 years. These people don't give a crap about
that. They really don't care about you. And in the game, back
to Clinton, who pardoned Mark rich and Pincus green and all
these guys who are running the biggest companies in the world.
It's huge Haiti, all a part of it. Jamaica, Ghana, overrun
taking their oil now makes me sick. This is why I have the
runs. And what nevermind. So talk about Schlumberger.
Well, the story goes is that a Schlumberger did before that,
that that rig went online, Schlumberger apparently has to
come out and Okay, something or other. And they went and looked
at the, I guess they did their inspection from with a robot or
whatever. And they decided that the that the well was unsafe.
This is where the story goes, by the way, right? The well was
unsafe, and they and they told the BP guy that was on the rig,
that they should plug it right now because the thing is just
not stable. He's gonna blow in. And the guy says B pieces guy
says, No, it's fine. It's stable. We're not plugging
anything. And the guy says, well, well, our advice is to
plug it. We want to get off this rig now. And then the BP guy
says, well, we got we don't have any more helicopters scheduled
today. It'll be tomorrow. And then guess what? We're what? We
want to get off this thing. Now. He says, No, you can't. And he
says, okay. So he got on the horn and called the back to the
shore and said, Send us a chopper immediately. We want to
get off this rig. The Schlumberger guys got off. And
six hours later, the thing blew up. Wow.
So how does that work?
He got off and that blew up. I don't know.
You were telling me because you were in the oil business for a
while, right.
I was in Iraq was worked for I worked for union oil. And then I
was also an inspector for the air pollution district Standard
Oil Refinery.
I bet you are a real dick as an inspector. No,
I was actually one of the better guys. Oh,
did you take bribes?
No, you can't take bribes in California. If I was working
jersey, I would for sure. Okay, because we had a couple of guys
from Jersey and they said that's just the way it works there.
Anyway, so this apparently Jersey just all bribes. Anyway,
the thing you run into are these guys that that at night, the
night shift, and I was on shift work. So you get to work at
night once a while apparently the guys are the manager, the
foreman of the various crackers and coworkers and all these
different devices that they use the Refine the oil, crank it up
to the point where the whole place is about to blow up.
Right? And then the morning shift guys came in when the
manager showed back up and said, Holy crap, what the hell are you
doing? And they have to turn everything back to normal. But
meanwhile, this guy's got those huge production numbers. So he
gets like, you know, you get the guy. The guy gets like a
promotion. Wow, those are fantastic numbers. Jim Carrey,
how come you don't have this kind of production? And so
that's basically the mentality of the oil business. And you
know, that's what was going on in this room. Make these guys
Yeah, we're gonna handle it don't worry about it. And of
course if the thing blows up I think there's criminal
negligence involved and I hope somebody throws the book at
these jokers
Yeah, they won't. And you know when people please remember that
the BP a foreign company by the way not quite sure how that
works but BP donated a lot of money to the presidential
election campaign for Barack Obama Yeah, they
they have an office in the US and it makes it legal Yeah, they
got
an office somewhere else but you know, it's it's so obvious that
people just really well it doesn't matter I think the
people that listen to the show this is the what do you call it
the preaching to the choir?
Yeah, kinda we need more choir acquires too small let's get
bigger Yeah, hell yeah. So let's talk about some donations we
didn't get a lot this last this kind of disappointing week to be
honest about it. But again, I think a lot of it has to do with
the vacation maybe we're just sucking but with that we may be
boring people that's possible maybe we should do more real
news this is my my your theory your theory of religion. I have
a clip that's really cool. Maybe should play before the
Okay, well first of all, I did Lindsey Lowen. Do soy again I
did a Lindsay Lohan and tied it into what's really going on. I
mean, come on. We're trying to we did the extra the great
information clip.
Thank you people Lucas. You got this is yours. But it looks like
Thai ham. I don't know. Tell you ma I would send egg toast
Netherlands. Egg toast. Taste. Looks like egg toast $25. You
want to thank him. And Brian Kaufman from Tempe Arizona. He's
give us $69 And some dude his girlfriend Jen bring?
Well it's a Karma club donation from my girlfriend Teresa 10.
Brink. I will email you the longer explanation. And did you
get an email?
Yeah, I think so.
Could you please Lord that to me i I'm very interested in the
suasana nifh donation.
Kurt, sisal from Evansville, Illinois gave us 5510 Let's say
you gave it to us twice. It seems really short for Ryan heck
think it is that Indiana? Yeah, he's in Evansville, Indiana and
his we have a birthday call out for Ryan
Well, hey there, Ryan. Heck. It is your birthday on June 11. And
seeing as you introduced Kurt sisal to the no agenda choir, we
take great pride in wishing you a very happy birthday on behalf
of your buddies, Kurt, John and Adam.
So let's see here we go. Here's the I just donated $69 as a
card. This is from Brian. I just donate $69 as a karmic club
donation from a girlfriend Teresa 10 brick we met a year
ago at my sister's wedding, and have been travelling to see each
other. She lives in Wichita or did in Kansas where he's from.
He's in Tempe. She quit her job in Kansas a couple of weeks ago.
We moved her down here over Memorial Day weekend. She has no
job she's totally stressed about it. Listen to the last show
realise the karma Club was the most surefire way to help her
land a job I think so that should probably get work
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you you've homeschooled your kids,
right? One of them.
Oh, the successful one.
She's the one Yeah, well, she's the she gets the best grades of
any kid in the family after being homeschooled, which is not
an unusual phenomenon I might add. So yeah. Why?
Well because she will be a terrorist. And I have proof. I
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News.
People who have become disenfranchised in the
community. They become radicalised and they do the
kinds of hard things that we saw in
the the some of the things that they tell us about their
background, all that you know, they weren't popular in school.
They were taken out of class somewhere homeschool. You know,
do we look at everybody who's a loser in high school and say
this could be a potential terrorist. I mean, what are we
doing? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
Show was this disgusting show were you listening to this is
the Feds
see what was this for? This was the this more this homegrown
terror. They arrested someone somewhere God knows who we're
talking
what show is this? Who is
that's Rosana Rosanna Scotto and she's talking to on Fox News
talking to security specialist, Robert Strang.
This is on Fox News. Yes.
What's wrong with these people?
Well, they're on board with the programme. They want to make
sure this is run by Democrats. If you homeschool your kids,
they will turn into terrorists. So the Feds apparently recorded
some kids talking about jihad against Americans, which is just
you know, just bull crap. And it's good day New York actually.
rizona Scotto. She's big in New York. Everyone knows her in New
York. She's on there with you want to hear it again? Listen
carefully to what she says. Yeah, she's got a she's got a
checklist. She's getting delivered because you were they
were bullied in school.
We don't want homeschooling in this country because God knows,
you know, the government will lose control of your kids. And
then
the security and she says so they'll just turn it into
terrorists. Yeah. And the security specialist says yeah,
pretty much. These are
all people who have become disenfranchised in the
community. They become radicalised. And they do the
kinds of hard things that we saw in Tahrir Square
be those are some of the things that they tell us about their
background, all that, you know, they weren't popular in school.
They were taken out of class somewhere homeschooled, you
know, do we look at everybody who's a loser in high school and
say this could be a potential terrorist. I mean, what are we
doing? Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, pretty much. So essentially, if you're
not popular, even a loser as she would put us, in other words,
unpopular kids who may be thoughtful or they may be
studious, or they may just be, you know, not into joining
everything they run across. There are losers by her
standards and potentially a terrorist. This is wonderful
messaging.
That's great. It's not quite as good and We can listen to a
little bit of it because it's my favourite guy from CNN, Don
Lemon, everybody. I'm Don Lemon. So as predicted we talked we
played the clip of Bill Maher joking stereotypically about the
president and black men. Yeah, you want your president to go in
with a gun in his belt under his T shirt and tell BP I would lose
it right I put a cap in somebody's asked here and of
course the President has now you know this is big what do they
call it? The Samuel Jackson
is gonna kick some ass kick some ass
so but but now they only listed a little bit this conversation
and immediately he's like, Well, all the Republicans are bound to
you know, like, be racist. Like everyone's fucking racist now
it's just it's it's a little crazy. And he's got a panel with
Jesse Jackson. Sorry, I got a fucking free roll. See, I didn't
have I was too ill and didn't have time to. Wow, this pre roll
is making me want to have sex with her. What can she sell me?
Oh, Suzuki motorcycle. Cool. Okay. Here we go. Thank
you all for joining me tonight Press Secretary Robert Gibbs was
asked about those comments at the White House briefing today.
I want you to listen to that. And then we'll talk about it.
And he's second thoughts on his choice of language. Is that
appropriate language?
I just want the transcript reflected ad was a little
nervous about this. Jake, not so much. Just so the the
that's the jabroni Gibbs was laughing it up there with the
with the White House shields the douchebag
in the in the reporting complex asking this appropriate geogrid
I don't know should
actually no, I I've not heard any regrets about the about
where
this is about hit the presidency is going to kick some ass.
Yeah, obviously. Alright, so let's get to it rollin you know,
after all, I'm
sorry, this is not this is Roland Ms. This is this is the
other shell that's always on CNN with Don Lemon for about
him not getting angry. Once he does more criticism. What's
going on here
is called the double standard. You know, folks won't say he
should get upset, then he gets upset then the same people who
criticise him for not getting upset, all of a sudden now
they're not now they're mad because he actually uses
particular phrase. But the reality is the president. His
nature is not one where he is going to have a flash of anger.
He is who He is. And so that's really what this speaks to. And
so I don't want to say that I understand people want Him to
show some emotion. But you have to do you. Yeah, what he's
saying is fix the problem. That's more important. Yeah.
And I want to talk to Tim about this. Tim, you heard Roland
mentioned the double standard here when he does get angry? Can
he do it without being stereotyped? The Drudge Report?
Oh, here it is stereotyping. Okay, so we just had the black
guy now let's have the white guy respond.
The President was quote going st with his comments to Matt Lauer.
Well, that's the kind of racialized language that fools
like Matt Drudge and people on the right use
fools, fools fools and all and people on the right now that's
the same language that people on the left use. It's just like, oh
you don't want to hear any more of this truck? Yeah, I do a
really okay. You asked for it
to push those white racial resentment buttons with the
public Look, no matter what the President does. He was going to
get attacked so if he says something angrily that's what's
going to come from drudge if he says something calmly. They're
gonna say he's being professorial. Let me just say
this. The politics are no when the President needs if he feels
anger, to express that anger. He needs to lead from a position of
principle. And I think it's an open question as to whether or
not he's done enough of that if white folks can't handle it if
we get nervous because the big bad black man is raising his
voice. That's our problem.
What is wrong with these people?
Oh, my goodness. There's some chicken a yellow outfit. Maybe
Maybe she'll kill me. Maybe she'll say something funny. Oh,
my God,
I have to worry about Yeah,
I'm gonna let you get in on this too. But I want to roll him were
you laughing? Did I hear you laughing about that? Why?
Court? Well, first of all, whenever I get to hit Tim, I'll
put some folks in check. Always have a good laugh.
This subject has been going gangbusters online in newspapers
on the broadcast. I've
had it I told you it's annoying. But CNN is just stirring up
racial hatred. That's what you do. Yeah,
that's me. Oh, the Democrats are racist. Let's face Yes. So I
just want to give people a shout out. So as we get close to the
end of the show, I have kind of I found the the salvo, the
initial salvo that we're going to be getting out of Afghanistan
sooner than later apparent. The CIA has, you know, established
the right relationships with the people there to get the drugs
without having our armed forces. There seems
right apparently most of the going to Russia, by the way,
Russia is really pissed off about this. I don't blame him.
Yeah, I mean, there's like 30,000 dead in the in the past,
here are some crazy statistics like that, just from hot heroin.
Yeah, coming in from that the CIA is bringing into Russia. And
there's, you know, there's reports from the Kremlin that
the Russia mine strike back at the CIA in Afghanistan and my
start to kick some ass over there and get them to stop, you
know, selling the heroin in Russia.
Well, that'll be interesting to observe, that might be another
good reason to get out. Meanwhile, I have a CIA meme I
picked up on on an NCIS show, which they mentioned two
interesting facts. One is that the CIA and Homeland Security
apparently can drain bank accounts
for cause Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely. But I
am new to CIA could do it. But I didn't know a Homeland Security
what?
The IRS can do it. So
yeah, they do. And they do it. Yeah. So here's the mean, the
way it went, this was the end of the show, an NCIS show where
there's a CIA guy, apparently found some evil doer, and
started stealing money for the benefit of the agency. And there
was just a couple of interesting points made in this little this
little back and forth between the CIA guy who happens to have
an English accent. Not even normal English accent but one of
those evil crazy the Euro trash English act,
Johnny, if I tell you
close, and then you hear this little message, just like, you
know, how does the CIA get his money?
You weren't after the pirate? You were after his treasure.
Found his phoney health fund cleared it out? No, he would
take it so personally, was seemed like an opportune time to
cash in a favour. $300 million. So you get your money's worth.
CIA keeps you get Serratos promised a major threat has been
neutralised? You thought it was gonna shoot him? Again back.
Behind immunity that could we bank robberies for bad guys? Is
that a CIA finances or operations? I'm just trying to
get back into starting as possible. You're even more
dangerous behind a desk?
Wow. Yeah, I find that to be a fascinating little tidbit. They
throw in national TV did a little too much of the making
the CIA part of everyday society. I mean, there's too
much promotion of it. They, you know, there's there the now they
have obits in the New York Times about dead spies, and it has
their background, all the stuff they did is, I don't know I'm
not comfortable with it. Meanwhile, so I pick up on this
one. This is retina, this is the this is the first opening salvo
and I can This is my second prediction of the show. We're
going to be out of Afghanistan sooner than later definitely
before Obama's runs for re election. In fact, I think he's
going to get us out of everything before it because
that's the only way he's going to possibly wind back to the
bank. So So you look for things out there that are floating
around and kind of the the the, the, the edges of the structure
and and you just look for the messaging that's going on,
because all this stuff is official. I mean, these guys
aren't, you know, Russ, this is Russ Feingold on Tavis Smiley.
We already knows this dude, who's Russ Feingold. Russ
Feingold is one of the guys on the Senate Foreign Relations
Committee, maybe the head of it. And he is like basically telling
us why we shouldn't be in Afghanistan, which I think is
interesting. He's a Democrat. And he's in it just sounds like
messaging to me. And what it says to me, when you listen to
the whole thing, you'll hear the same thing. We are done with
this place. It's a waste of money, waste of time, and a
waste of everything else. Smiley has his line to deliver, which
you'll hear he has this it's like, well, here's the script,
smiley read this. And it says to me that we can expect to be out
of this place pretty soon and that means that the obviously
the CIA and whoever's going to be left behind are in good, you
know, they're, they're hooked up the way they wanted to be. And
we don't need the soldiers there anymore. Whoa,
boy, I have a good story that goes along with this. Okay,
let's listen to the clip, and are
not principally operating on Afghanistan. So what sense does
it make to wait for conditions on the ground and get stuck
further in a ground war in Afghanistan? When this
organisation recruits and goes around the world and finds other
weak spots? It is not a logical strategy. I think it's a formula
for bleeding our country of our resources. weakening our
military and weakening our national security. How should
the American people read that this is now the longest war in
all of US history? Well, I think they will understand why it
began, I voted to go after these guys in Afghanistan, much of
their operation moved into Pakistan, when we unfortunately
did not do the best job, we should have to go after Osama
bin Laden and his lieutenants. Actually, under President Obama,
we're having much greater success of going after these
people and other places around the world. And I congratulate
the president, the administration and military and
intelligence people and others that are succeeding in this
regard. But what doesn't make sense is to further weaken our
economy, we're talking about 80 to $100 billion next year, to
further weaken our military and to further alienate the people
in Afghanistan in a way that causes more foreign fighters to
join the cause against us, we don't want to drive the Taliban
and the F LK to any closer together. And this is exactly
what this continued action causes, you know, this is
perceived as an occupation, and who can really blame people to
perceive it as an occupation after nine years. That so it's
understandable that, that it started this way, it's much
harder to understand for the American people, an open ended
commitment to something that doesn't seem to be at the very
core of our national security anymore.
So I really like your prediction, John, particularly
when you take the following news article into account that
Blackwater, or the Z, the company, formerly known as
Blackwater is up for sale.
Yeah, who would buy them?
Well, the guys who are going to be there, and I mean, it's done
right. So we went in the the main reason, of course, was the
Unocal pipeline, so we got to protect all that we got to get
all the bases and there's a $100 billion base being built in
Afghanistan, we will never be completely out. But who's going
to populate the base? Well, it's going to be it's a complete
commercial venture. It's like the American people and the NATO
countries, those people all paid for it. And we send everyone
over there and we kick some ass and we set it all up. And now
we're in cahoots with Karzai of course, we always have been. And
now all the commercial companies are all set up. It was the
perfect economic hitman scenario. It's all set up now.
Eric Prince is like okay, I'm done. You can take over that
anyone who wants to buy this and of course gonna be some huge
conglomerate. You know, they're rolling it up, right? What's the
server on? I'm sure will buy it. Because they did the three
headed dog who guard the gates from hell run by? Who's the
jabroni? The EX VP? No, no, no, no, no, the Dan Quayle named Dan
Quayle.
Yeah, Quayle.
Right. So you know, he runs one of the largest contracting firms
in the world right now. It's all set up? Of course, we're gonna
get out. Well, of course, we have to go somewhere else.
Well, the other thing you know, everything Feingold said I only
played a small clip of his little interview there with
smiley knows how smiley came in with the longest war in history,
you know, which was setup line. Everything he said everything
without exception to that he said, applies to Iraq, but he
doesn't bring Iraq into the conversation, which is costing
us a heck of a lot more money than Afghanistan is costing us
so that I don't get
us on our national treasure. Yesterday, I
was saying why are we staying in Iraq, Ireland, this argument
applies to both both of these situations. I think he's but I
do think Obama is going to pull us first out of Afghanistan,
because it's going to be okay, everything will be settled. And
you know, and then they'll have some contractors left. And then
he's got to get us out of Iraq before the Israeli election
campaign, because he's got to try to, you know, jumpstart the
economy. And he doesn't want to but again, of course, we talked
about this before the counter elements are the are the people
are trying to make him into the next Jimmy Carter. So there has
to be. So even if he gets us out of Afghanistan and Iraq and
sets, sets things in motion, so he can maybe get reelected.
They're going to set him up with some sort of a weird kind of a,
you know, like the hostage crisis that hung around Jimmy
Carter's neck till the end. And they also kept the economy from
cranking up until Reagan got in. So I think is going to have I
think it's not going to it's not going to maybe
maybe we need to move the troops into Korea now. Maybe that's the
next maybe we have to do.
The Korea thing is a rerun, you know, it's like it was back in
the 50s. I don't think the Korean thing is going to work.
The Koreans aren't for it. And
here's how the meeting goes. Hey, Dvorak, what do you think?
Should we do the Korean cabal again? What do you think? Can we
do it? It's a rerun it worked in the 50s Should we do it again?
So I don't know that no, they're gonna do another it's gonna be
something like the Haas it's got to be some sort of thing that's
gonna make him look inept. According to the get. We had our
whole embassy was captured, and everyone was held hostage and
Carter couldn't do crap about and then they sent helicopters
over there and They got stuck in the mud. And, you know,
essentially they got sand in their motors and they all died.
I mean, it's just a thing was a fiasco. And they just voted him
out. And this is what this is what they they have to do to
Obama was some sort of crazy scenario that makes him look
like a bonehead.
So what is the constant? What is the constant between Carter and
Obama?
Well, they're both democrats. That's a constant
Zbigniew Brzezinski. Now, both the both Carter and Obama have
him advising on foreign policy.
Yeah, he may be an adjunct provocateur.
So, Bill Gates, Saviour of the world, with the Bill and Melinda
Gates Foundation, you know, I said he I have huge question
marks around that foundation and what they're doing. Yeah, I'm
not alone. So, so Bill, of course, you know, I'm pretty
sure he could go and help the people of Haiti, if he really
wanted to get by the place. Right. Well, he
has a plan. Hotels.
No, it's better than that. Oh, it's much better than that. The
Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has created a $10
million fund for mobile banking services in Haiti.
How has this got anything to do with oldest three reasons for
this foundation to exist to end malaria? It because
it will the new project will give Haitians control over their
cash?
ATM machines,
ATM machines and mobile banking on your cell phone. Rather, Oh,
yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm seeing if I can find a choice, quote, after
the earthquake in Haiti, there were huge difficulties in
getting cash to families there. Now we're getting water if none
of these guys don't give a crap. If only there had been a mobile
mobile money system operations. If only there had been a mobile
money system operating, a lot of problems would have been reduced
and people could have started rebuilding their lives
immediately.
Cheese, Marie Antoinette has nothing on these guys.
People will have to google that. People under 40. It's um, it's
unconscionable
is what it is. That's another one of our favourite words. Yes.
And
then I have a picture of two Haitians, they're looking at a
mobile phone, oh, I just received some cash. It's not
really money. It's just like a text message. But I feel really
good about it. Oh, my God, speaking of cell phones, you
know, this has been around for a while this story. I haven't
really talked about it. big push now from Chuck Schumer that you
can't buy a prepaid what you call a burner phone without
identifying yourself. You have to show your papers before you
can buy one because you know, you could be a drug dealer.
Yeah, great, which I think is almost as crazy as the FCC. And
this is this kind of frightened me I had heard about, you know,
there was some software you could download and then you use
that and to test your broadband connection and then it sends the
information to the FCC. So that you know, they have a clear
understanding of broadband speeds which to me it sounds
like I'm not installing any software that does that. But now
but But
you go to speed test or I mean, just go Google's you know,
broadband speed and run one of those online tests. Yeah,
but now, they've teamed up with a company called Sam knows. Have
you heard of this company? Sam knows Sam knows as n o s e. A k
n o w s. Sam knows.com. And Sam knows.com. And this is a
fantastic story. Of course, there's nothing on the website
that tells me about the really about the company.
And what we should do Oh, here it is. So Sam
knows.com. And there's here it is. So this is broadband
performance, availability and speed. And it says secret sauce
inside secret sauce inside Sam Crawford, a young software
developer noticed that his internet connection seemed slow
to slow down considerably in the evenings. Yeah, prime porn time.
Sam Webb base speed test seemed to show everything was okay. But
Sam was sure that this couldn't be right. He tried developing
his own tests which he installed on an old PC in front of his
internet connection still, nothing seemed to be wrong. It's
reads like a.com Doesn't it? No
it's not it actually reads like one of those meant you one of
those about us. Items that you see on gimmick restaurants like
Carlos Murphy. About the suppose that guy Carlos Murphy doesn't
really exist.
So that it gets better. Yeah, exactly. He realised he was
ignoring all of his wireless traffic and the only and the
only way truly to measure his internet connection was by
Installing his text test on the actual router. With no other
choice, Sam said about building his like Tom Tom Swift. With no
other choice Sam said about building his own router with his
tests embedded this magic box worked, and he was able to build
a report card on his on the performance of his internet
connection, which he sent to his ISP. Eager to spread the word,
Sam posted a research paper detailing his solution online
and was inundated by requests from other consumers who also
wanted to accurately measure the performance of their broadband.
Only two years later, Sam knows has expanded from Sam's bedroom
into an international corporation, and Sam's original
recipe with the latest generation of those same tests
have now been adopted as the worldwide industry standard by
the American and United Kingdom regulators and formed the basis
of government reports. So faced with the need to produce
industrial quantities of magic boxes and literary magic boxes
for variety of ISPs and government clients samknows
develop a technology which can convert any manufacturers router
gateway or internet device into spelled with an S into one of
Sam's magic boxes. This secret sauce is still based around
Sam's original recipe of tests although Sam and his team of
professional programmers had made numerous improvements to
the original bedroom version, the first router manufacturer to
launch a SAM nose enabled devices net gear, Sam and his
team are currently working with other device with an S
manufacturers worldwide to make the tests available to every
consumer. So what's happening is the government is contracting
this company who spells device with an S to put crap into our
routers that you get from your ISP to upload your shit to the
fucking government.
Yeah, Eric's actually looking at Skype now but this apparently is
a London based company. A company Yes.
Oh is proper in the UK. Okay.
And it says there. The CEO is listening to the NEC your press
release that I'm looking at. And
I haven't Netgear here. Time Warner Cable gave me a neck year
I bet you that craps in there
in a release Alex Salter, who was the CEO said why would a guy
named Alex Salter be a CEO of a little company that run by a guy
named Sam? Where Sam go did he get fired? Is he just the CTO?
Sorry, Sam. Sorry, Sam.
But thanks.
But this is this is now
oh, here's an interesting point. So this company acquired Eric's
doing it. Who is it? Good good. Good. It's a privacy who is
service one of those that hides the you know real source. Oh,
really? So that's pretty suspicious. Right? What's what
is the point of hiding your Whois information unless you're
no out of Virginia if you know what I'm saying.
The results will appear in a state of broadband report later
this year and form the FCC is effort to deliver on the
ambitious national broadband plan. This is putting crap in
your router that does not belong as backdoors
its total backdoors so with London online comes up third
floor Prospero house, which is apparently where Prospero
petroleum is located. Oh, gee,
hold on a second. We'll figure it out eventually.
I think it's a it's yeah, this is bad. I think that you're I
don't know what the deal is with Netgear. What's the point was
not just put this crap in your router,
but it's not just Netgear. Like every single here it is Nick.
Oh, San Jose June 1 2010. This is new Netgear Inc, a worldwide
provider of tech, technologically innovative, or
innovative, as they say in the UK, branded networking solutions
today announced that Netgear will be embedding the samknows
secret sauce into its standard 3500 series routers that secret
sauces in my router, and we all know it's just tartar sauce. I
don't want secret sauce. These guys they have no fucking shame
John. Now they're just calling it secret sauce. It's like you
might as well know it's secret sauce this freaks me out. This
is this is really it's like the end is nine. I should be wrong.
I'll be that guy with the beard rocker and walking around with
the end is near John 18.
The back to the who is research the phone links back to ASIO
technologies in Denmark.
Joe just where's the SAM
guy anyway?
I'm telling you sorry, Sam. Thanks for the secret sauce.
We've got a secret sauce. We don't need Sam anymore.
Yeah, if you see a router out there Ladies and gentlemen that
is got this stuff in it I would what how can something else
How can you know because I actually got you know the time
this is what freaks me out Time Warner Cable came out because
we're having all kinds of problems. Oh can instal a new
Netgear for you. Yeah this one rocks. Yeah secrets it should
have a little logo secret sauce inside this this is a you know
that it's in there now is in their sauce.
All right. Well, I got one more clip. It's a little lighter. I'm
trying to keep it to show like, you know,
I have to poop. Let me let me just I'll keep it light for you.
So everyone's like my daughter. Your daughter's Gougeon? Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go about the TV. licencing. Yeah, you you gave a
number that is an accurate? Well, I said 300 pounds. But I
really I guess I meant $300. And it's even not even that anymore
with the pound. Because the pound is now what? 145. So it's
142 pounds is the TV licence. One interesting bit that did
come in. From mark in the UK, who says if you have an internet
connection, you also have to buy the TV licence even if you don't
have a TV licence or television. That makes sense to me, because
you can get television through the internet connection. Yeah.
But it's 142 pounds. And most Brits find it a tremendous deal
for their national treasure the BBC. And I will agree to that. I
think it is a very good deal. For the BBC, for what you get
for Top Gear, I'd pay 142 pounds a year just to see Top Gear.
Everybody loves Top Gear. Everybody
loves top. Yeah. Because it's like our show because they have
no commercial interest. They can say hey, this car sucks. We
don't have it. They do it constantly. We don't have a show
like that over here.
No, because you have to watch Top Gear to get good reviews of
American autos. Yeah, I like to do they did a review of the Ford
F 150. And he's driving around. He's talking about all the good
features of it. And he says, but in the end it's rubbish.
It's rubbish, rubbish. Rubbish way before you do your clip. Why
don't we do this first, trains, planes bad. There's some really,
really good stories about how bad trains are for those of you
who are in the choir and new to the programme. We have
identified that high speed rail is a good and is great, and it
will be fantastic and we need to spend hundreds of billions on
it. And planes are bad. Really, really, really, really bad. So
lots of little clues. John, the new iphone four was announced
today. And one of the touted features is the aluminium so
silicate glass on the front and back. It is according to Apple's
marketing materials the same type of glass used in the
windshields of helicopters and high speed trains. I think that
is an obvious
dress and obvious plug for the idea trains good planes bad when
that you mentioned that this this segment I'm going to
there's there's something going on. It's kind of interesting,
which which kind of I think affirms my theory that they're
just trying to gouge the public delay new tracks for freight
trains. And it's the it's the route through Bakersfield, the
high speed train that supposedly California is going to build for
getting us to LA in an hour and a half or two hours or whatever
it is look longer than an aeroplane right? Apparently goes
through Bakersfield and pass some old fancy some old a couple
old buildings in a school or something that they've done that
locals are pissed off about the saying it's going to ruin the
school and you can't do anything. If you have these
trains going by at 200 miles an hour. I'm thinking why would you
route a train through Bakersfield at 200 miles an hour
when it would seem to be a lot cheaper and easier to route it
in the normalised desert area that surrounds Bakersfield,
which is kind of off the beaten track to be honest about it. So
it seems to me that this route through Bakersfield at 200 miles
an hour is bogus. And it's only reason they're going through
Bakersfield because they're going to create a you know a
stop there for the high speed freight. I mean there's no you
know, it's not going to have a stop. There's not shown as a
stopping point for the for the passengers that I know of. And
if it is it will slow things down. So some serious I mean,
this scam is just only too obvious to me.
Well, so the best way and of course we know that Hill and
Knowlton is behind they are the PR company for high
damage work. We can't stop
it. It is unstoppable, unstoppable. You'd almost think
that this story in The Wall Street Journal is a part of
their work. This is about the 80 new bodies Ghana has installed a
27 Arab airports. story about Mike Murdock. This is a great
story who travels on two or three plane flights a week one
morning in May was ordered to put his belt and other
belongings through the baggage X ray machine and step into the
body scanning machine at O'Hare International Airport in
Chicago. So normally he leaves his belt on and keeps his wallet
in his pocket when he goes through a metal detector when
Mr. Murdock tried repeatedly to hold up his pants because they
were falling down which by the way, this is an issue because
you have to put your hands up in the body scanner. He says a
screener kept barking at him to keep his hands over his head
prisoner style. That way the machine could get a clearer
picture of his whole body. It says no so of course he didn't
like this very much. He filed a complaint with the TSA about
being separated from his from his valuables and being yelled
at about his pants and supervised from Chicago
responded with an apology and suggested in future simply go to
a screening checkpoint without body scanners well that's what
you think. But what's happening now is this is great. The TSA
has been caught according to this article, because you can
choose right you can you can say I don't want to go through that
I want to go through the metal detector so but the the screener
basically chooses you and says please go left please go right
there. They are sending good looking people through the body
scanner, according to Wall Street Journal all the all the
good hot young people they send through the body scanner because
they can look at them naked.
Yeah, let's read this story and the way it's unpatriotic if you
don't follow these instructions, which I find ironic. Here's the
deal. Imagine yourself people don't like the TSA anyway, they
elected us cancer creating a lot of bad vibes bad karma. And, and
usually you've got this job so you're okay. You're kind of
bored with this job. You know that they're taking pictures. So
what more entertaining what could be more entertaining than
some girl coming through? She's looking pretty good. She looks
pretty hot. Let's see what she looks like naked. And you put
her in there. And you go wow, look at her. She's pretty hot.
Look at naked too. She's pretty hot. Yeah. What do you think I'd
give her a seven. And so then grading next chick goes through
and you got a picture of her naked and the next one and the
next one and you got a bunch of this is entertainment. What else
would you do if you had this job? I would do the same thing
exactly. But where
is the outrage from people is now so obvious. We know that
they make fun of their co workers. Hollett Bollywood stars
have been have had to put autographs on their naked
pictures. Where is the outrage? We have to become like
they don't care the green dead.
All right, then I got one clip. Because there's a whole bunch of
links in the show notes and no agenda show.com showing you how
horrible air travel is. But this one takes the cake takes the
cake. And of course it's on Fox. Run by the Democrats. Listen to
what a horrible horrible situation
a woman claimed she was drugged and robbed all while onboard a
commercial airline flight. She says another passenger spiked
her drink and then got away with her jewellery foxes. Linda
Schmidt has the story.
Well, the victim says another woman a stranger was sitting
right next to her on the plane and she says this woman spiked
her soda and then stole jewellery out of her purse.
She was totally knocked out.
community activist Isaac Abraham says the victim's family called
him for help. He says the woman was on board a continental
flight from Tel Aviv to Newark Thursday afternoon. She says a
woman who was sitting next to her did not talk to her for
seven hours. Oh
my god, you didn't talk for seven hours. This was air travel
was horrible. John, they don't talk to you for seven hours and
sit right next to the flight
until she opened her purse to take out a sandwich. And that's
when she says the woman could see her Swarovski jewellery
takes a sandwich out of her purse and this jewellery bag
with its designers name appears. The lady passion to the tour
right makes a comment though you have that type of jewellery. I
can show you some that I have on my computer on my laptop.
The victim says the woman then offered numerous times to buy a
soda but she said no.
By the way, that's where you can tell the story is bullshit
because you don't have to buy a soda on any airline anywhere in
the world that ships
free. Unbelievable that they would make that mistake. I mean,
if people ever travel if you're setting it up, you know and this
is someone that Hill and Knowlton needs to get fired for
writing this
by you as soda but this well it gets better the woman got out
of her seat. Then this passenger lady got up and on her own
walked all the way back to the plane from mile 16 That's a long
walk. But back to the long
walk for miles 16 Oh John, I'm so tired. I came from aisle 16
pushed
And this is what she tells me it was a soda. It was a Diet Coke.
She left it on her table there for 10 minutes after 10 minutes
she took the full drink.
Abraham says the next thing the victim remembers is waking up as
the plane was landing feeling groggy. It was the next day that
she realised her jewellery wasn't in her purse. It was
gone. Now the port authority did confirm for Fox five that this
woman did in fact file a report with them a complaint with them
on Sunday. However, they forwarded that complaint on to
the FBI because the Port Authority says that would fall
under the FBI is jurisdiction. So reached out to the FBI but it
will not comment on whether or not it's investigating.
Crockett crap that is all around Blaine's bad by the way, that
jingle if you think about during the day you end up thinking
about it all day.
Don't tell me about it. It's like it's everyone's spending
more time so we can just annoy the listeners on the board
trains. Planes ban
groggy from walking back from row 16 with my purchase Diet
Coke. Two minutes and seven seconds of my life. I will never
get back again.
Yeah, you're not missing anything.
Oh my god.
Well, the clip I have we can run next week because it's gonna be
evergreen. We'll do it then.
All right, well, it's funny.
It's only it's remote. It's not as funny as this idea. I got a
note from one of them from Eric saying that apparently Ryan air
EasyJet frontier and Alaskan are now charging for sodas. Yeah,
but this was Continental. This was continental overseas
charging for sodas from coming in from Israel, I can assure you
so. Well. I was just going to wrap up a couple of things
before it kind of goes away the fox attack in Gitmo nation II
still hasn't eaten a baby yet.
No. Well, actually the the the Scotland Yard is still
investigating the crime scene apparently they're dusting for
paw prints. But this is now being spun and there was another
attack by the way in Moore County. Let me see. Or while you
can look at that yourself in the show notes but this is being
used to tell people that they have to put their trash in their
bins that apparently is the problem.
Yeah. Oh, I thought there would be fines anyway if you didn't
put your trash in your big abs well
they have cameras now in a lot of the bins in in the in the
bins just make sure that you're not putting too much trash in.
Yes, bins you have to clean up your trash and it's it's crazy
they had I don't have a clip of it. Unfortunately. Alberta had
Brian May the guitars from Queen in a debate with a with a
politician. I think it was maybe he was like from the fox hunting
society. So that guy's like Hey, we gotta go shoot some foxes.
This is the game being overrun. And Brian May who I know
personally is a lovely guy. He's like, Oh, man, you're beautiful.
We can't go killing foxes. They're really pretty. That just
like dogs. You don't want to kill them do a does it's turning
into just a crazy situation. Sometimes you just got to kill
some things if you want to live. Yeah, they'll kill you. If you
want your your baby or your babies. Yes. And sinkhole
outbreak all over China, after the Guatemala hole. There's a
number of
cities are real looking sinkholes like crazy when a lot
Amala.
Right? Well, yeah, these do look a little bit more sinkhole ish.
But the Chinese residents are very worried because they
believe it is a clear sign of another huge earthquake yet to
come. And I think we might as well just mention, I think
actually mentioned this on maybe cranky geeks that the European
Parliament is a plan now to force Google to save every
search you have done for two years. As if the secret sauce in
your router wasn't enough. Now they're going to save your
searches for two years. You know, this is this is going to
people will start hating Google for this. I'm quite sure of it.
They're gonna get pissed off, and they're just gonna start
using something else. What do you think?
Well, you know, Google just released their new search more
there. I think as they're rolling it out their new search.
They have a new search engine behind everything called
caffeine, which I think is to eliminate the problem that
Google has, which I complained about bitterly. constantly is
that you can't find find any
hacker yeah you all you find is the SEO crap that rises to the
top to selling you something you can't find
any SEO things a moving target Google goes in and they shut
somebody down because pulling some stunt mahalo mahalo is a
good example. And so then they don't show up anywhere anymore.
But meanwhile, these guys have got countermeasures. So it goes
back and forth like a little war going on between the SEO guys
who are a small cadre of people that observe this very closely
people a lot of them ex Googlers I might add, and and Google
itself was trying to eliminate the problem, but they can't they
have been unable to eliminate the problem, because it's just
too tricky. And so I can't find the best weed whacker I can't
you know, if you put in best weed whacker I get just a bunch
of commercial places selling weed whackers I'm not finding
the best one.
No. And did you ever get your weed whacker?
Yeah, I bought one whatever was on sale.
All right. I would like to wind up we'll save your clip for a
Sunday I will wind up with a very typical action prediction
prediction. This will be the headline for the next week. This
will be the question on everybody's lips. It will be an
extra it will be on Entertainment Tonight. Everyone
will be asking the question. Did Sarah Palin get a boob job?
No. Yeah, I saw this one. Yeah. Now you're
the you're the guy that usually will say Photoshop.
No, no, this doesn't look like Photoshop. It looks like one of
those fancy bras that you know you pump air into the next thing
you know you got a big top.
I've always thought she's hot. But then there's one picture she
has like a not so hot like arm.
She can be hot looking. Yeah, she's photogenic generally
speaking. Yeah, I think it was when she's talking with that
screechy voice that
you gotta put a sock on. You gotta you gotta put a showerhead
in her mouth but otherwise Otherwise she's fine. You watch
this will this will be top of the news? I guess it
might be you could be right again. It depends on if she's
got a publicist or not pumping it but if that you're right, it
would be on the Entertainment Tonight extra Hollywood, the
real insider and the 25 shows that are about nothing. Well,
leftover clip we'll do it on Sunday. I want to remind people
to go to divorce iq.org/n A, I'm going to probably promote this
boy if you don't get our donation levels up and
roll out to all of us slip in some in the mornings Monday on
The Howard Stern Show.
Yeah, definitely slip in some stuff on The Howard Stern Show
plugged the no agenda show.
I'm gonna offer him a job obviously.
Oh, yeah, do that. Oh, yeah. That's easy. I thought it was
really you know, his his commentary was so out of touch
with with modern reality
because he has no idea what streaming is or what anything
is. I mean, he used to be like an OS two guy. Remember that?
Guy? Yeah. That was a big deal back then to be you know, in
that in that camp where you'd actually have a comment about
it. And he just seems to have lost his you know, he got that
big bonus or big pile of money and then the next thing you
know, he doesn't keep up with anything. He's out of it. I
wonder how much
money he actually got cashed up. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know these deals are always sound when the press
release comes out as a huge deal. But you know what, you
really get something.
Yeah, that is that is always the question is, is how much it
really was.
You got enough I think to stop keeping up, but it's gonna be
tough because gonna
be on the phone, you know, then there's always a weird energy.
He's gonna laugh at me. He's gonna say you're full of crap.
He's gonna pull some he's gonna you're gonna be slammed. Yeah,
I there's no way to win other than to get up in the morning
and no agenda show.com And if I get that in, then it'll be worth
it. But I had, there's no way I could win. I mean, I just
listened to the clip of him. He's like that, that douche bag?
Whatever you would
do. If you go to extremes with the guy, I've noticed that most
effective people, you know, whatever he says is trying to
you instead of denying or whatever, you go the other
direction and make it even more exaggerated. Tell him we're
making $10 million. On the no agenda. Show us your donations.
Okay, done. So we're making $10 million a year and we're ramping
up.
And we're just getting started, which is just bullshit. No,
here's here's my here's my strategy. Howard. I was so
surprised when you went to satellite. You know, that
satellite is not a net. It's not big enough for Howard Stern. You
need the biggest network in the world. You are going to take
home $10 million dollars a month. I guarantee it. Right.
Yeah, go that way. Right. Right. Right.
Let him prove you're wrong. Yeah, come on over the internet.
I explained to him what's going on? This is not this is the
world's changed. This is the way all broadcasting will be done
eventually.
Yeah, that that I agree. We know he's afraid. He's just afraid he
did. He doesn't want to starve.
He'd actually do really well on the on the net to it. I mean,
he just get everyone to pay him $10 A month that like him to
he'll take on 30 million a month. Are you kidding me? Yeah,
no he kick ass. Yeah, it's so easy. It's so easy. And then add
a couple of GoDaddy codes and a couple of pre rolls on the video
stuff guy would be richer than Warren Buffett,
Snapple. You weren't, you should. Yeah, no, I know. I
know. Well, he, you know, get off his ass and quit
bullshitting everybody, Gary,
I'll guarantee him 10 million a month. take home pay. Right off
the bat. We could do it easy.
Yeah, well get the plug in us all I care about Hell yeah. All
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