That sounds like a James Bond movie. Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak.
It's May 9 2010. Time for your Gitmo nation media assassination
Episode One Niner eight. This is no agenda guarding the swainston
operates the financial earthquake machine and coming to
you from the hilltop Watchtower crackpot command centre in Cape
on nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California.
Yay. In the morning, I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where we've got two shows,
including this one to go before we do show number 200. I'm John
C. Dvorak. Greg Levin Buzzkill.
And in the morning to you, my friend John in the morning to
everybody out there listening guess everybody on the streams
know agenda stream.com is where we do it live Sunday and
Thursday morning,
although my recommendation is people have it set up. So it
automatically downloads on iTunes through the podcast
mechanism that allows you to pick up your shot in the morning
and listen on the way to work
as true but there's a lot of fun when we do it.
Live Yeah, well, we do it live. That's the thing. We do a live
show centrally live to tape.
So anything you want to just pop out there before we jump right
into the news of the day?
No. I've been watching I was watching some Saturday morning
cartoons. And I picked up that there's a little show with his
little dinosaurs and that kind of done in CG. I have nothing
but propaganda. It's amazing. It look digital the most of the
one you sent me the YouTube video?
No, that's a different one. That's actually done by Fiore,
that cartoonist over here in San Francisco who is was the guy
they banned from the Apple iPod or the iPhone or the
because he was a he does oil
cartoon is that he is now doing animations. Right? So hilarious.
He's I met him once. He's one of the Eazy E is one of the most
talented guys in the country.
It's funny, you mentioned that about cartoons. I got a note
from producer Jason. When I was watching American Dad, which is
the Seth McFarland show. Yeah. And he says there's a scene in
and I haven't actually looked at it myself. I believe it's the
most recent one old lady in the grocery store, sit at the
counter picks up a pack of something and for no reason
flips it over camera zooms in on the nutrition label. And it goes
straight into the sodium content. Which is he says like
240 camera cuts back to the old lady. She shakes her head and
puts it back in the scene continues. completely
unnecessary in the entire storyline. Did salts, we've got
to get rid of salt. So Seth
may have been pointing out the fact that it's idiotic.
Maybe I don't think I don't think people are figuring out
that this is happening yet. This is this is not quite so
prevalent.
We want to start off with something a little light since
we're going into this kind of the way the brainwashing is
working here now and again. I've got an interesting little thing.
We have to play a DVD.
Yeah, a little little ditty. Yeah, sure. Let's play Diddy got
two
of them from there to law and order clips back to back. Oh,
wait, wait. Okay. It seems as though Dick Wolf has flipped on
at least one issue.
Wait a minute. He's not on board with the programme anymore. At
least on this
one. Either that or he or or if he says we we know he's
lockstep, right? Yeah, maybe they programme is not what we
think it is. Oh, by one, okay.
human conduct causes climate change is open to debate.
indisputable is the foolishness of the solutions to that suppose
that problem cap and trade of carbon emissions injects
scientists into the financial sector. We have no excuse me.
Excuse me. I do not agree with Dr. Silva's views on global
warming, but that does not mean that he is wrong about cap and
trade. It's a racket and government policy should look
elsewhere. Thank you, Dr. Brown. It's nice to know that we can
find common ground even even despite our ideological
differences.
Okay, and then he drops dead by the way.
Okay, well, I don't call that a flip just yet.
Okay, then PLAY CLIP two. We got a double file here labelled
smoking gun.
It's an email thread from a doctor every brown to a Doctor
Larry Cattermole dated two weeks ago, we have to adjust these
data hiccups, any temperature anomalies will encourage the
climate deniers we can't allow that sounds like they were
fudging data so it was not on the district list for these
emails, meaning he's not supposed to have the stolen
email
Niels proving that to global warming scientists were cooking
the numbers. The Wonder Silva was worried about somebody
hacking
his computer or maybe brown or Cattermole figured out that
Silva had hacked theirs and decided to shut him up.
Guess who was on the panel itself? But either way, that guy
sounds a lot like Obama
know that black is a yeah, really stand up comic. He
doesn't sound enough like him, but he could probably do it.
He's a stand up comic and a lot of black comics are finally
picking up the Obama kids. It's
the I don't watch the show. So I don't really know what the guy
looks like, but just listening to him. It's yeah, the cadence
is really right there. But this is obvious, John, this is this
is to make the Climategate emails to turn that into
fiction. That's the way I read it. Yeah. Yeah. If you can't
cover it up, turn it up. It's the number one rule in show
business. Yeah. Hey, Happy Mother's Day, by the way.
They Well, Happy Mother's Day to you, mother.
Did you know that this is actually an official day? And it
never was.
We mean, it's an official day. That never was okay.
I shall tell you. Because, as you know, not only do we watch C
span so you don't have to. But I also go to the whitehouse.gov
website and always, you don't have to you don't have to
believe me, you don't have to, to go to the presidential
actions. And on May 7, there was a presidential proclamation.
Generations of mothers have laboured tirelessly and effort
selfless to support and guide their children and families.
blahdy blahdy, blahdy blahdy blahdy blahdy blah, the Congress
by joint resolution approved may eighth 1914. designated the
second Sunday in May each year as Mother's Day and requested
the president to call for it's appropriate as observance.
Apparently, that never happened. So therefore, I Barack Obama,
President, the United States of America do hereby proclaim May
9 2010 as Mother's Day, let's express our deepest love. And
thanks to our mothers and remember those who, though no
longer with us, inspire us still. So apparently this was
proposed in 1914. Never did a president president ratify it or
proclaim it and he's come out and done it.
Well, Obama has accomplished something. And I'm sure you got
a big check in the mail from Hallmark. Yeah.
I just thought that was kind of interesting.
It's very interesting or unusual. Because
Mother's Day is is not the same all over the world. You know,
it's a different day in England a different day in the
Netherlands or the Netherlands. Belgium is a different day. It's
a different day in many different countries.
I know. Um, yeah. Well, so do global governance will
straighten all that out. Who our first order of business?
Mother's Day
to normalise Mother's Day.
I think it's in the Lisbon Treaty somewhere. So do we have
an executive producer for this? Yeah,
we have a couple of executive producers and a couple of
Associate Executive producers. Howard G. Hill, who will also be
a night out of Akron, Ohio. Gave us $1,000 Wow. And with no
comment, Kent Zisser. Who's already an
ICER or Z sir. Z, sir. Yeah.
He's already a knight. Sir Kent and Clovis. New Mexico. Either
is a black knight I'm not sure. And those are our are producer
or executive producers and want to thank them both for
contributing and paying for this show this this day. Noah Noah
Cutler of Austin, Texas. He wants us to plug a book he likes
Brad Melchers nonfiction book heroes heroes for my son. He
wrote it in the morning.
Hero he wrote his own book.
No it's Brad Meltzer is
Bo Brad Meltzer might sir Meltzer
whatever the Heroes for My son.com And he just likes the
book. Anyway. $222.22 The lucky twos and then I don't I'm sorry
that that's the other one that we have. We do have a deuce club
news club member but that will be taken care of on the 200.5
show.
A couple of although no PR associates a couple of
interesting ideas that came in because what we're looking for
is we're looking at people to propagate the message of no
agenda. Get it out there. number of ways you can do it. D Keith
Ray says hey all those home shopping channels have Colin
lines we can call in and talk about what a great purchase you
made. People can call and slip in they heard about the product
on no agenda.com in the morning. The beauty is The people that
watch these shows already are predisposed to purchasing stuff
over the air. The Internet donation should come streaming
in. Those people definitely need help. That's for sure. The ones
that watch those shows.
Well, you got to be pretty bored. Because I mean, basically
all they're doing is running through different kinds of
products. Yeah. Yeah, usually, because now over the years has
changed during the early days of those shows, like 15 years ago
or more. There were maybe only a couple of them that, you know,
they had stuff on, it was almost like a variety show. So they
always kind of had mostly junk jewellery. And now they have a
junk jewellery channel and a, like, tronics channel, and they
have all these different ones that you have just, yeah, once.
So close,
but it's there. It's a real show, and the people call it
hey, I What a great product you had on the show. I've been
watching the show. Maybe we should get us one of those
shows. We could Yeah, maybe not. Sounds like work. Miles says,
Hey, let's get
get a day's worth. No, I bet you would get
no, there's just no, yeah, come
on up on the air.
Hey there, John Adam, big fan of no agenda, Dvorak Horowitz
unplugged and the Charlie. I'm a 20 year old computer science
student part time SEO expert in Melbourne, Australia. I'm in the
process of putting together a little website, I had an idea
for basically an SEO optimised online Yellow Pages. And he's
saying, hey, you know, maybe we should get a lot of people SEO
in your stuff. And he's happy to do that for us on his end, and I
think there's a lot of people who do the search engine
optimization stuff, although we kill it with no agenda, we can
always do better for the plethora of sites we have. So no
agenda network.com is where you can find a lot of them or in the
links that rock section of the show notes posted with every
show. And I think that's a good idea. Because this is we have
such an enormous I have to say army that's out there that is
just doing amazing stuff. That you know, we have an
organisation without having an organisation. Most importantly,
we have no meetings. And I thought that was a pretty good
idea. Anyway, I want to thank our executive producers for this
episode, Howard G Hill and Kent Xizor. And our Associate
Executive Producer, Noah Cutler, you have completely underwritten
the show, We highly appreciate it. It's important because we
don't have commercials, there's no other way for us to do it.
You can put it on your resume, put it in your email signature
try and get it on IMDb, but it has been known to get you jobs
and once in a while to get you laid. However, the most
important thing is for you to go out and talk about our formula
which is really really simple. Our formula is this. We go out
we get people in the mouth. And of course we have more slogans
come on chatroom saying with me. Shadow sleeve. Just see my
neighbours freaking out about now. They're all they're all
listening.
Neighbours listening to the show. Janet, what are we going
to do? Yeah, we actually they know our address. Now. What are
we going to do?
Janet? You don't know how funny that is? In regards to my
neighbours, and you haven't had a nicer Welcome to the
neighbourhood party for us last night.
You're sure wasn't a prelude to wife swapping? Come on.
Dude, it I'm not even gonna tell it's too funny when you say
okay, I'll tell you 26 families in the street are gay couples.
So all your Janet stuff is pretty funny. It was like 15
Guys and Mickey last night. It was great.
Guys and BM for her?
Yeah, but no wife swapping. So let me just kick it right off
with if you don't mind, John, because we've talked about this
a number of times. And I just have to come back to Haiti
because of course, it's pretty much dropped off the radar. And
of course for us because we got other things to do.
Oh is much more important. And former President Clinton? No, of
course is the United Nations envoy to Haiti. And he's in
charge of the $8 billion that is going to rebuild the nation. He
was interviewed by one of our national treasures PBS who by
the way, I don't know who these two Jabra Ionis were and you can
look at the links in the show notes at no agenda show.com That
just like to jabroni he's a guy and a gal sit next to each other
and they're just asking the President questions no follow
up. No. Nothing Just like reading off the script pregnant.
Mr. President, what do you think about Haiti? And I want you to
listen to this clip, John, particularly the moment and
you'll you'll actually say it because you're the one that
called it previously when he Telegraph's a lie coming up.
Here we go.
I'm glad it worked out the weather, can you give us an
update on Haiti, where ended the rainy season, the 7000 most
vulnerable people that it's people that were living mostly
in Pentonville, in the lowest areas, and therefore they could
actually be drowned living in their tents, if area flooded,
they've been moved out. I personally think we still need
to move another 10 or 15,000 people, and it's weird rebaiting
all that. We're doing better? According to this coalition of
NGOs, who just
did you hear it? But the tell tale costs are a lie, and we're
doing better?
So first of all, I just want to say, seven to 15,000. People,
what are those that people you expect to work in the hotels as
servants? There's millions of people in 10 camps, millions,
like, well, the rainy season is here, we've moved 7000 people,
oh,
obviously, they're gonna drown in their tents. Because when it
floods, they just stay on their on their sides, and then swallow
air. But listen to what this bother to get out of the tents.
Listen to what this
elitist prick has to say.
We're doing better. According to this coalition of NGOs, who just
completed a review yesterday, and getting
which means we had a meeting, we had a meeting about those people
down there,
sanitation and tent camps. But you got a couple of million
people living in these 10 shelters. And I don't think
there's enough sanitation. So we're working on that. We will
soon have staff this commission that Prime Minister, Bella Raven
are going to co chair and we'll start reviewing the proposals
for spending the big government and multilateral donor money.
Okay. So they're gonna have a meeting about spending your
money. They're people that dying. The rain is upon them,
though. We're gonna have a meeting pretty soon. And we're
talking about all that big government money, all those
donations, all those NGOs. Yeah, we're gonna have a meeting about
that. We're gonna have a meeting.
And I hope that soon we'll be able to start bringing investors
back in
the US. Oh, yeah. We need some investors for the offshore
banking
house, cast a very important vote yesterday with overwhelming
bipartisan margins, to let us bring more textile manufacturing
in to the United States from Haiti.
Okay, so they need to make clothes cheap. Yeah, more
textile manufacturing. Yeah.
it up just a little bit. Because he says into the United States,
he's talking about the finished products in the United States.
Okay.
What's the health journey factoring in to the United
States, from Haiti into
manufacturing into the United States from talking about
so what he's taught well, is the next part is coming. So he's
talking about reigniting the textile industry in Haiti, so
that that can be shipped to the United States
wanted to reignite in the United States using Haitians?
No, it gets actually it's worse, he doesn't want to use Haitians
at all. Here it comes.
And they know that almost 100% of this is going to be moved
from Asia into Haiti.
So bring the Chinese children over to Haiti, so they can make
our shoes and ship them into America nice and cheap. That's
not the way I read it.
No, that's not what I'm hearing.
What are you hearing then?
Well, and the last comment is like, we have a lot of
manufacturing facilities in Asia, making our shirts, and
they're going to move those manufacturing facilities to
Haiti and the Haitians will be making our shirts
to take advantage of closer proximity. So it won't cost any
American jobs. And I think that, you know, that's going to be
good. Yeah.
When we're What do you mean, it won't cost any American jobs?
Oh, I know what he's saying. We've lost all of our jobs
making shirts in Asia right now, and it's gonna move it to Haiti.
And it's not going to cost us any jobs because we haven't got
any jobs. Correct.
What we really need to focus on now is getting a tourism back
up.
Yay, tourism. We need more tourists. And let's go Hey,
honey, let's go look at them tents, like go look at them. 10
people? That's pretty cool. I hear I hear some, there's got
lots of rain there.
Have a bus tour.
William Jefferson Clinton bus tour of the Haitian refugee
camp, lovely, lovely bill, oh, there's more.
And getting the manufacturing going build some more airport
capacity. And so we have for the you know, we got to fly there
gotta land my jet or port capacity at competitive prices,
then I think the Haitians will be able to work themselves back
and even far beyond where they were.
Okay, so, so that's Clinton's plan. What I have another clip
that is it's a it's a double clipper and this is Sean Penn,
who is Been in Haiti for three months. The guys, the guys on
the ground, he's eaten crap out of tin cans. He's basically
running a camp. He started a camp and so he's a camp manager
with is what they call a guy like him now, and he's, you
know, he's real. He's, you know, he's has no shoes. Those have
been worn down. He's walking around barefoot, and he's just
trying to help people. Now this was on 360 Anderson Vanderbilt's
show by the way, I was assured last night Anderson is gay. Not
that it matters. But I was like,
short of dA. I think he's come out. I
didn't know that. Because I don't care. But I was like, Oh,
okay. Interesting, because I was talking about Anderson Cooper,
and it's like, well, he's gay. But he's gay. All right,
whatever.
Well, I have a list of people I want you to check out then.
Okay.
I'll go to the neighbours. They know all the neighbours who
always know Yeah, they do. So Sean Penn is in Haiti. And the
the story that they're covering is about this boy who died of
diphtheria? I think it is, which is pretty, you know, it's it can
be solved or fixed very easily if you have proper medication.
And Sean Penn launches into, although he he's, I think he's
afraid to do the whole thing into how there's no help how the
Red Cross sucks. And then, of course, is a very interesting
comeback from Anderson Vanderbilt and Sanjay Gupta, who
are back in the studio. So listen to Sean Penn, because
this is what you said the President Well, you know, we got
7000 tents, and you know, a little bit worried about
sanitation. Bacho. Otherwise, let's get tourism mesmas. Let's
get an airport. So what's really going on? Sean Penn tells you
the
beginning unless everybody realises that the disaster is
still on, this is a disaster and a bigger one than the earthquake
waiting to happen. And so all the inertia of all these
agencies right now, if I were putting my money on an agency
that was actually ready to act, it would be the government of
Haiti, because all of the bureaucracy of all of these
other agencies keep wanting to point the finger at the
government of Haiti. But we know it can't managers that they were
not prepared when we were ready to do our relocation, which was
the first relocation in Florida, that a lot of these agencies had
not prepared. And I don't want to get into a fingerpointing
because I know how passionate so many are. But if one more person
tells me that they're an expert from Africa, and I'm an actor
from Hollywood, I'm gonna get on here. And I'll tell you every
name of every shouting coitus, that log base that lives or dies
with the same disease that's killing gonna kill these people,
if people don't start doing and the American Red Cross, people
should know given Melchers been very communicative, the
president of the American Red Cross, but they should know that
that that is not going to do it that money unless they push that
organisation and all the other organisations and our
organisation to get off their butts, people are gonna die in
that that organisation has basically been out of the
medical field for 50 years.
And I thought that was really interesting that he said that
because the Red Cross still kind of has this aura of being, you
know, cache. Cash. Yeah, medical help. And he says, they've been
out of the medical business for
50 years. Yeah, they're just a money collection operation,
and they're not dishing it out.
And so now, yesterday, they spent $100 million for the World
Food programmes food that came, yes, they did. But most people
think the World Food Programme does that and that the money is
coming into these other things. Everybody is saying we gotta
wait. This is a rebuild Haiti, there won't be a Haiti to
rebuild without the people of Haiti. So while I am absolutely
supportive of permanent shelters and community of economy built
in manufacturing for jobs, people have to realise that
money has to be spent right now. And the organization's. And I
will say the JPA. HR is among.
So Sean Penn is basically saying, Yeah, great idea. But if
you don't save the people, there'll be no Haiti, it'll just
be wasteland, which I think is the plan.
Ya know that we've asserted this before that that is the plan. So
he's just basically crying in the dark, you know, kind of
well,
just to make it worse in the wind. Yeah, just to make it
worse. No, get off the topic. So what is the here's Sean Penn,
He's saying look, if I hear one more person who's an expert
about Africa, saying you're just a Hollywood actor, what do you
know Shut up slave is in your army gonna go nuts. So what is
the comeback from Anderson Vanderbilt and Sanjay Gupta,
Sanjay, what do you make of this? I mean, the fact that
something like diptheria, which they claim they're going to
start vaccinating for me UNICEF says they have a whole
programme, they're going to start vaccinating on the ground
as well as for other things which they don't currently
vaccinate for. The fact that you know, couldn't find the medicine
to treat this little boy. What do you make of it? It's a
preventable stupid death, just just like you said at the
beginning. In fairness even before the earthquake only About
half the country receive vaccines. So
it's all about vaccines. We got to vaccinate, vaccinate,
vaccinate, vaccinate, vaccinate does get some vaccinated as
crazy as vaccination. We just have vaccines. What do you
think? We just have vaccines vaccine? Sure. And that's all
they can talk about. And Sean Penn is saying people are about
to drown about to die. Need some vaccines that
vaccines? Yes, if it'll fix it, fix them right up.
So hope y'all enjoyed that show where we all cried and we all
texted our money to the Red Cross. All right, backslash.
Okay, maybe I should just play the CD just so I can get out of
my system.
I like the way you stole my Diddy and put your own name
I didn't make the Diddy. It was sent to me you know I didn't
have a DD I was using your DD where does that come from? By
the way? The word DD?
I don't know. I'm Dwight D. I'm not in it. You know word ddx I
can look it up. So let's see what we got. But most of my
stuff by the way that I picked up this week because I was
watching C span I wasn't getting much I did get some stuff from
the wait can I play the jingles one we don't have to see so the
only thing I really got off a C span suits. Most of my stuff is
from you know the most of my stuff is real news. But the C
span thing I did get the unemployment guy coming on and
moaning and groaning because the unemployment figures came out
last Friday. And they were rather odd because the jobs went
up but unemployment did too somehow. Yeah,
well, I think the jobs a lot of it was the census takers who are
that are part time jobs. It was at least half of it. Yeah. But
yeah, and it didn't I see Bill Maher like and I just refuse to
pull clips from the show anymore because I could be doing it
every week. And he comes out in his monologue. He says hey is
working week the President created more jobs and like
unemployment went up from 9.7% to 9.9 and your fake numbers and
you six
went up two which is the bad one Yeah, so Well, if you get Well
you mentioned it here play my more clip and get it out of the
way. Oh, hold on. Yes. Bill Maher's attitude about
everything just summarised.
Oh you do have Okay, here we go. That's Mr. Brown. Is that the
one Yeah, okay. Sure. Brown people are probably going to and
I say this without judgement breed their way to power in both
Europe and America. And I saw this guy Arab populations are
growing in countries like France Britain and Holland and I think
we all see where this Mexican thing is going in America. Do
you hear the laugh track Oh, it's such a Left Drag though.
That's right because they fuck more
the darker skinned people are going to rule the world and
white people for their own self preservation should get a start
on being nice to them now nice just be nice to the poor and
desperate people who change our depends and cook our food
hopefully not in that order. All right, I want to thank my guests
on the rush to write
so juicy that Fox VP
she's scared she was she's a former Goldman Sachs person.
Yeah, I know. Oh, did you see how she would hold her hands
continuously down on the desk? Like Be quiet slave just be
quiet slave. I'm telling you what to do. Slave this is the
way it is slave. She was a horrible frightening woman.
But she was dominating the situation. She was like a
dominatrix or something. Nobody was challenging or
No, no, it was because he was so scary. And then Salman Rushdie
who is seems to be on board with everything.
Oh yeah, he's useless. Yeah,
you know I don't know if he was like some kind of hero for a
while now. I'm like I don't know man.
I don't know so anyway, that's just the number March coming
from
so back to unemployment Okay, play
the unemployment clip a couple of items in here. There's a long
clip but it was interrupted and talked about he said this is
just a depressing scenario. By the way,
there's a couple of guys in the chat room saying they are white
and available for fucking
so sure they are so the this is a depressing and we want to
thank everyone who donates to the show. Especially those of
you are that are working because the situation is grim. Listen to
this
sample I can tell you that the the our broadest measure of
labour under utilisation or so called use it's a terrible name
you six which are People who are actively looking but also
include people who are underemployed by either being
part time, or people who are discouraged. That ticked up as
well. About two tenths of a percent like the unemployment
rate. But again, that's affected by the number of people
reentering looking the labour force. Yes.
And then one of the things that I've heard from people, recent
graduates, you know, who just go we got, I got a letter from a
woman who talks St. Paul, Minnesota, 24 year old daughter,
2008 College honours graduate. It's mom says stuck in a low
paying desk job and sinking under her debt. She just told me
I have no dreams anymore. So what is happening with these
young workers? Who are just recent college graduates? Do you
have any numbers or though and those are can you get it for me?
We can get it
for ya. I can tell you just generally, those numbers haven't
been very good. The the the young young folks, recent
graduates have worn more than their share of the other branch
of the recession. But well, we can get to more precise numbers.
So as we're looking at policies and what we can do to work with
businesses, we've talked about small businesses, as you know,
I'm big fan of doing more with exports and those kinds of
things to work as partners with private industry. The recent
graduate issue, you and I have talked about the difference
between someone with a college degree advanced degree high
school degree, do you have those numbers? And have they changed
as we've added more manufacturing jobs? The
percentage by
the way, just interrupt for a moment, I did some work because
this has been thrown around too easily. Even in the Bill Maher
show where the horrible woman a Goldman Sachs shill is saying
small business? Oh, yes. Small Business, Small Business Small
Business small. But do you know what small business is? Do you
know what that is categorised as by the IRS,
chimp like under 200 million or something?
No small business is less than 25 employees where the average
salary is $40,000.
Less than 25? Employees?
Yeah. That's a small business. I mean, that's like Mom and Pop
about I mean, 25, I think is actually if you have, I always
say if you have 20 employees, you might as well have 200. It's
the same amount of hassle. But you know, it's just important to
understand because when she's talking about college graduates
to not going to go to work for $40,000, that isn't going to
they're not going to be part of small business that's getting
all this amazing help.
Which not though this guy pointed out to the fact most
people have shown it this, if the even by that definition,
small business not getting any help. Yeah, all the money's
going to the big big companies and other ones doing all the
hiring if they hire at all. And the fact of the matter is, the
good indication of this is when he comes up with the numbers
later, where he says that a college graduates typical, which
kind of contradicts new college graduates, which is around 13 to
15% unemployment rate. He says college graduates some have
something like five generally, and people that have only have
like just under a high school diploma, which would normally be
working in manufacturing in the olden days. They don't have any
work prospects whatsoever. And their unemployment rate is the
same, coincidentally as returning veterans, which is
around 13 to 15%. So essentially, everybody's out of
work, and there's no way of picking up the slack. Unless you
start government programmes like this, you know, like the
Roosevelt did, where you have people, you know, building
monuments and bridges and trains, trains, well, the trains
is part of that. Yeah, it's a scam. So I don't know. I mean,
it just seems to me as though this is coming to a head and of
course, the stock market. skittishness didn't help things.
Talk about
oh, yeah, I know, it's funny because I was on the treadmill.
And I listened to Dvorak Horowitz unplugged. And I was
surprised that David Horowitz buys into the hole, Andrew, why
did I say, David? I'm
sorry. There's a David Horowitz who does the right wing talk?
I'm sorry, Andrew. I'm surprised that he and you seem to agree
with him just are buying into the the fat thumb theory that
some traders somewhere accidentally entered a B instead
of an M and I'm like, what? You hopefully you're setting up the
audience to talk about this on Sunday is what I was thinking.
You surely you don't believe that lie? Do you?
It barely happens quite commonly.
Oh, yeah, we see 1000 point drop all the time. Yeah, I don't
think so. In fact, I
know the results are very rarely this. I mean, you know, if you
we have a memo from a Goldman guy that we both read, which I
look from a Goldman guy who by the way I think the guy is is
good, and he's and he's trying to give us the right
information, but he's not on the inside. He's just working there
and having a good time. Well, I think
we did bring up the point that it was when gold they had not
announced a difference And against Goldman that the mishap
occurred. So I think there was some indication that it could
have been something other than the fat finger theory,
but you didn't talk about it. And I'd like to tell you did I
know. She talked about the it was fat finger theory that was
that's all you guys kind of
talked about the Goldman thing you didn't listen carefully.
to it. I listened very let me let me tell you. So first of
all, I know what happened. I think maybe it'd be interesting,
because if this happened in Chicago, it happened at the CME.
And our Goldman guy actually did send us I think it'd be fun for
the for the listeners, just for a second to listen to I guess
this is a Goldman guy who's on the phone or in communication
with the traders in the pit. Yeah,
by the way, we should mention something since you have new
listeners listening, but they haven't tuned out.
The neighbours are going Oh, brother, it
seems as if and we should probably mention this. Most
people in the world either work for Goldman or the CIA except
the two of us.
And we have our resumes in
itself. So they're either working for Goldman or the CIA
and everybody else is just kind of unemployed. Yeah. So you're
not going to Goldman Geiger everybody said Goldman guys just
ridiculous numbers of these people. But go ahead. Alright,
so
let's listen just because it's just fun to listen to a little
bit of the of the pit at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. I
guess this is the s&p futures or I don't know what the hell is
being traded commodities. Yes, but I don't know if I guess it's
futures on the commodities. It doesn't matter. Listen to
45 or 50 I mean, but that's way too much. What is it? Is it 75
men are right. Once you say it was 1050 something 1053 So 90
handles that's too much. Right Right, right. Right. Right.
That's way too much. For even video now guys. Talking about
$1,000 point it's just too much threatened even baby on our
wants to get him at 13 Even at about 13 hours are trending.
Alright guys, sorry about that. There's nothing I can do about
that guys. Once again, audit for you here in a big way. Paper
came in huge paper sellers coming through here guys, we got
down smoking up on the boards here. Once again, we have seen
some big paper sellers coming in, it all started out up above
around 38. Even here now guys talking about 25 handles a solid
self they have just PISA limit down and the s&p is would be
1150 on site 1053. And so we still have a solid 60 handle of
range. I'm here to come to selling again. Guys once again,
guys, we're gonna get into trading, trading, trading again.
So that's like showing me obviously derivatives or
something s&p futures or something like
that. I just put a couple things in perspective. And this and
this is just fun to listen to. It's about 11 minutes and it's
in the show notes and no agenda show.com You can listen to the
whole thing. So I'm presuming this is a Goldman guys since our
Goldman guy gave us this clip. This is
the floor trader could be anybody. I think he's
I don't think he's a floor trader. I think he's calling
down to the floor traders. It doesn't matter. These guys don't
actually know what's happening. Here's what you need to know, 10
minutes before the crash which took place in a two to three
minute time span. There was an enormous put that like 200,000
puts were put out. And a put is basically betting again, I'm
sorry. It was 40 Yeah. 200,000 on the June s&p. In other words,
someone's betting on the market tanking 10 minutes before it
took place. So even though all these trades were cancelled, and
everything was pulled back, someone made big money and you
better know that it's going to be the Goldman guys now by the
way, it's what they did, I don't believe is technically illegal,
but I spoke to someone who knows what we'll call traitors zero.
Now do you remember John the guy who was arrested at Newark
airport because he had quote, stolen some of this high
frequency trading code? Yeah. Okay. So he wasn't the only guy
that had the code, I wouldn't think and so there were a number
of other guys and I will just have to say more than likely of
Russian Orient. And not all of them are adverse to Goldman. In
fact, these guys these programmers, they work pretty
much freelance and they'll go to the highest bidder, these guys
make a lot of money. So here's the story as I was told, I of
course have no way to back it up. And the only reason I
believe in being told this is because the person who
understands this just needs to get it off his chest and just
tell Someone, because this is pretty much the only show where
we explain kind of what's happening. So the guy comes in,
he changes the code just a little bit. And he and my, my
context is this was a beta test, they flick the switch for a
second, just looks like just like the earthquake machine. In
fact, this is the financial earthquake machine flip the
switch, adjusted the code, and it wasn't at any stock. Now,
yeah, go ahead.
But I'm just gonna say if they will let you more likely, if the
story if we're going to stick with this idea, the guy had to
have the code, he had to recompile it to begin with, and
then he would have to instal it. And then you'd flip the switch,
you wouldn't change the code on the fly, because that's just
what doesn't the way these things will operate.
Correct. But he was flown into Chicago. This is the information
I have flown into Chicago recompile, the code, flip the
switch. And it was completely at random, whatever was trading at
that moment, which happened to be like PNG, so it was not
targeted towards any stock as some, like Sasha fall reports.
It was just random just to beta test it, they put in 200,000 put
options just before the switch was flipped. And then everything
else took over all these external exchanges. You know,
the people have no idea how this works anymore. It's not just the
New York Stock Exchange Getty code. It's a million different
computer systems trading. So I think that this was if anything
to say, hey, we can do this. Be careful. We know how to do it.
And what I mean, I'm not saying that's not what's out there.
That sounds like a James Bond movie. But,
and the guy actually flew out the same day out of the country,
the guy, the guy. Now, what's interesting about this is that
Did you know Switzerland? I assume? No. No, probably to
Germany and then from Germany to Russia.
Oh, you're right. You're blaming this on the Russians?
No, I'm not. I'm blaming it on Goldman Sachs. But it's not
illegal. They just changed the way the code works. It's not
like they're, they're doing illegal stuff. They're just
saying, Hey, we're gonna flick that switch. Watch what happens.
What's interesting about this high frequency trading code, it
was invented, and patented by Max Keiser. Did you know that?
No, that's interesting. Yeah. So Max Keiser, of course, is the
guy who now he he created the Hollywood Stock Exchange, which
was a fake Stock Exchange. And he now lives in Paris, and he
reports for the Russian television and he has his own
podcast. He's very,
very maniac. He's a great podcast, because he's really
attention getting he was on one of the BBC shows once and I
think we played a clip, and he was so outrageous, they never
they never brought it back right now the guy the guy's
entertaining the watch. Of course, he's I think he's pretty
much absolutely right. He calls Bernanke. And it's a little
Timmy Geithner, arsonists. And anyway, financial terrorists. So
he created this code called V S T. And it was actually intended
to do exactly the opposite. Because when he was running the
Hollywood Stock Exchange, which was a fake exchange, what
happened is, the movie companies got an agency's record represent
their big name clients, we've got really upset that, you know,
the stock of their customers was going down, and people were
saying, Oh, this movie's gonna suck. And so they tried, they
pressured Max Keiser, and they wanted him to start manipulating
these markets. And they found ways to start manipulating the
market. And they were doing it just because of the PR value. So
we created this code called V S T. I forget what it stands for
at the moment. And it was actually intended to combat this
very problem. However, if you reverse engineer if you reverse
the process of V S T, you have the high flat high frequency
trading system, and he patented that. And he got out of the
business and he sold it to Cantor Fitzgerald. And he wants
to pull it back. But he can't because the agreements, the
patent agreements, and the proof that they received the code all
burned up in the World Trade Tower demolition. I know it's
crazy, isn't it? Yeah. Hey, do your little whistle.
I've actually kind of interested in just kind
of like a, don't you. So I predict that this will happen
again. Of course, the smoking gun for me is the 200 puts on
the s on the June s&p, someone knew it. This is much higher
volume and embedding against the market than you then you then
you see. So someone knew what was going to happen. And of
course, whoever that was is unidentifiable, just like the
put options that were put on all the airlines prior to 911 So
this is this is no coincidence. In fact,
well, it is pretty sorry. It is pretty suspect and the fat
finger theory, like I said, fat fingers have been around
forever, and they've never caused this kind of a
catastrophe, but
Citibank is denying it. Everyone says that's not true. There were
no anomalies. The SEC has if you look@sec.gov They say, We don't
know what happened. We're still investigating. So all of that is
rumour and hearsay. But of course, the lamestream news has
been programmed to give you that information. So you think oh,
okay, it's just someone with a fat face. Oh, is a little
mistake. Oh, it can happen. And meanwhile, someone made a bundle
of money, and I believe it was Goldman, which is fine. I don't
care that it wasn't
illegal. And when you say what contributed more to this show?
Yes. That's the whole point. Give more to us. Speaking of
Goldman, I didn't know this. The Wall Street Journal reports that
Elena Kagan. Do you know her? Elena Kagan Have you ever heard
of her? She's the Solicitor General of the United States.
She was appointed by President Obama in January. And little
article in the Wall Street Journal says The White House
said Friday that Elena Kagan's membership on an advisory panel
for the securities firm, Goldman Sachs would not disqualify her
for a position on the Supreme Court. She is the front runner
for the Supreme Court opening and she's a Goldman person
doesn't get any better. I love it. It's just to your right.
You're laughing because
it is the Lehman Brothers guys are just shaking.
Their steamin they are getting they're so angry. So they got
so screwed. But they screwed themselves ever set up. Yeah.
That's actually there's a long clip from who's our favourite,
that crazy politician from Florida. What's his name?
Oh, yeah, to clip is too long. The guy's got to learn how to be
more concise. I saw that clip
where what's his name? Again? I can't remember his name. So he
actually
he'll pass it on to us in the general chat room. Well, he
actually G Yeah,
he actually takes the floor in the Senate and he says, Hey, you
own red roof in which is funny. The premise is funny, but he
needs to look at how Farraj does that stuff in the in the
European Parliament, you know, he needs to, he needs to keep it
concise, make it under two minutes and call people out as
being douchebags. And then we can play that stuff. It's 11
minutes this clip of his so we can't play but it's in the show
notes.
Yes, too long. It's not easy. There's no way of editing it
down because he tries to Yogur drunk dramatises everything. He
doesn't just get to the point, Alan Grayson, Alan Grayson,
right. That's,
yeah, it does take too long. But anyway, and that's involved with
the whole Lehman Bear Stearns everything and it's just fun to
watch. And by the way, we tell you all this not to depress you,
though, once you understand how it works, and how to look past
the Oh, a trader is Citibank slipped, he went from the B to
the M, it's only one key over it can happen. Yeah, you think
Don't you think the Enter digits instead of words? It's bull. And
you're being fed that so you can think oh, it's all right. Okay.
And the guys at Goldman just laughing. They're like, hey, we
showed him. So give us all your money. Send us your cash.
They already got all our money goofing around. I want to
run it all they want. They want to run it all. And again, I
can't find a fault with them because they're not doing
anything illegal. In fact, they're being helped by the
administration.
Yeah, no, that's because administration needs some sort
of Uber retirement instead of that just a huge government
salary they get so well, I got a couple of things that are
nothing like that.
Remember financial earthquake machine it exists and Goldman
runs it.
Hit orchestra hit
a hit orchestra. Oh, okay. All right.
I just thought I'd throw that in.
If you had told me earlier, I would have had it in there.
Goldman. tried again, remember Goldman Sachs has their finger
on the button or the financial earthquake machine
will get a letter. So there's a bunch of there's a new meme I
got a new meme. Oh, goody. This is a real interesting one
because I was watching the programme. You must have hit the
Real News. Think for a second. No.
You caught me off guard there. Sorry. Yes, John, what's
happening in the world that's really important.
So straw was talking about a plague of men cheating and a
plague of men cheating consisted of two guys that we know Jesse
James who now is back supposedly with Bullock which makes nothing
but since this is my wife so that is because this shows
ratings are going down that's why they have this deal. And
which pushes probably right to being a no agenda listener she
would come up with that thought. And, and should there was Tim
and then who was the other guy that was cheating Tiger Woods,
Tiger Woods, that guy and then some guy they named I don't even
know who this guy is. And they consider it a big plague. They
come up with the idea that now there's a gene, I never heard
it. That's cheap gene, a G A cheap gene that men have. It
makes them want to cheat. And yeah, it's called a penis. And
meanwhile they have they show that so as I'm listening to
this, I'm getting I caught the meme that's got nothing to do
with any of this except that it's actually kind of sinister.
So play extra one and this is the beginning of their story on
men cheating.
We wish you the best. Okay, I have to ask, is there a cheating
epidemic? More and more celebrity cheating scandals are
coming out which got me Well, I mean us thinking Why do men
cheat? Tiger Jesse David. Another day another celebrity
caught cheating dancing. That's what they do extra life changer
and TV judge Jeanine Pirro, simplifying what scientists
believe they've discovered that cheating may be in a man's DNA.
What's been called the infidelity gene has been found
in 40% of men. I think cheating happens a lot more than we
realise. life changer Dr. Drew Pinsky telling extra men aren't
actually cheating more they're just getting caught more
Okay, so first of all, you know there's a vaccine for that on
the way there's no doubt about it there's gonna be a vaccine
for cheating and life changer I like that yeah, that's
the meme that you didn't catch it on the day ran passionate on
both those people you missed the first one I'm sure of it because
I only when I was listening the second time when you play at the
beginning when they announced a woman they say extra life
changer they throw it in real quick and then they say life
changer for Drew. Dr. Drew right. But so anyway, they had
it in there twice. And then on a break they took if you play
extra the extra two clip you hear another one where one of
their hosts is given this moniker without a licence should
ever be doing their own hair. Barrios turns the light
changer putting the extra staff on his extra lean Get Fit plan
almost 1600 pounds
you know John I think we should call ourselves life changers.
I'm thinking about that
that's a good I'd hate life change life change your brother
John how are you guys collector John
your brother Adam. How are you? I'm good morning
in the morning. Do you have the vaccine ready? This is this is
this show is the vaccine that will change your life
so this life changer thing that that was rather creepy. Yeah.
And they're using it on like half their guests on this extra
show. So there's something going on. It's almost like some you
know, asked or some sort of a cult thing going on.
changer. life change. We had life coach, I think he's a life
changes
different bit of of that. Yeah, life coach never caught on life
changers.
Dr. Adam and Dr. John on the next no agenda in the morning. I
love that they have already determined that 40% of all men
cheat. Which means there's got to be a lot of women out there
cheating
to somebody there. Listen. Yeah. So I find that peculiar. So that
so the next thing I ran into, and we're actually why don't we
take a break? Before we get into this other substance? We're kind
of halfway through and then mention a few people who donate
to the show this week. contributed?
Yes, he will support us, which we appreciate dearly.
And of course, we're promotions also the donations actually fell
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know what, here's a tip. It's called Fast Forward.
Yeah, you. You're in technology you're playing.
Fast forward is the big tip of the day. And we just want to
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Happy Mother's Day Kim. Richard Mansfield. We also got a note
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let me correct these off. I
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Very nice little town loves the show. Glad to donate more later.
Your friend Richard.
So Kim is a boy's name. 109 Canadian dollars of AdWords for
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the way to pronounce it. And we appreciate Oh, you
know, yeah, I remember that. When you came in with the
pronunciation. I just missed it. Sorry. Yeah, no, I
think it was actually my fault then we have
Okay, Adam Ajanta was one of the many people who donated double
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we? Can we have another birthday?
You know, Nicole was the only one I thought that's the one I
had mixed up.
Well, Nicole Happy Birthday belated.
Now we do have one knighthood. We have a bunch of black knights
that we're in discussions with regarding whether they were
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Yes. Let me unsheath here for a second. Did you bring your sword
John as required? Yes. Okay. Howard G Hill, please step
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In fact, that's kind of the audience that the Sirius and XM
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By the way, Sirius XM has commercials now to Yeah, they
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We need to double we need actually We need to take our
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We got a interesting recommendation No Pay Pal has
been very difficult. They take a lot of our money, or actually
your money. Someone recommended we use gun Powell. Have you seen
that gun? Pal? Yeah, it's a Pay Pal system, only their fees are
much lower. And Pay Pal apparently voids money being
sent if it's to purchase weapons, which of course is
illegal, it's illegal activity in the United States. They don't
allow that. And I have to say they've given us all kinds of
crap saying Oh, you're you're a charity. You know, I mean, all
kinds of BS that we have to go calling him about. And I the gun
pal idea is great. The name is a little the marketing aspect is a
little weird. But maybe we should set up a gun. Well, you
know, I think I'm going to do after we get settled in a little
bit more. I'm going to add the Google thing, whatever it's
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now.
So the probably the most emailed article, which started I think
on on pretty much on Thursday, is the TSA worker who went
through the naked body scanner in Miami, kiss his hind use its
name. Yeah. His, by the way, has a big head. And his colleagues
then start laughing at him about his small genitalia. And then he
he goes great gauge. Yeah. And then he goes, he punches the guy
out. And so this is reported. In news story after news story
after news story. All Mainstream News is reporting this but
nowhere do I see anyone say, Hold on a second. Weren't we
supposed to not be able to see that in these naked body
scanners? Wasn't that the promise? Wasn't that what that
what was explicitly explained to us with these fake cartoon
outlines? Oh, we can't actually see anything. Oh, no.
But you can, obviously.
And but but they're not. How come? No one's questioning that.
It's like, oh, well, here's a funny story out of Miami, who
also a TSA worker double rated the lawyer like, Well, why don't
you say the obvious this is this is real mind control.
It's pretty pathetic that nobody addresses the the is the
elephant in the room. Yeah. We've been told time and time
because we if anyone's listened to this show for a while, we
already told you That's bogus. We we know that. You know, it's
not doable. I mean, the thing is going to this basically taking
your picture of your naked and
everybody your kids, your kids. Yeah, your kids
are so there's actually They're producing child porn by their
own definition. The old nudity is porn definition. Actually,
they're producing porn and child porn. So nobody wants to I don't
know, I it's just beyond me that let's face it, the mainstream
media is just it's nothing to see. Looking back. It's beyond
pathetic. I mean, it's almost not even worth discussing.
Well, I think it's important we continue to point it out.
Yeah, we You're right. We have to and it's even though it's
it's kind of a nothing to see here moment. So let's click to a
couple of clips that are amusing. I thought it was funny
that they've already gotten the train meme into the show that
there's a show. I think it's on CBS. It's about these little
dinosaurs that talk to each other.
Yeah, by the way, no sooner had we announced that we were gonna
get off the train, so to speak, because we've kind of beat that
horse to death. Then do we start receiving just a tonne of
stories that people of course our producers are now seeing it?
Like, oh, my God, this train thing is real.
Yeah, we had one guy will read from his transcript. Yeah. He
went to the big train convention. And yeah, well, not
a convention. It
was National Train Day, John.
It was National Train Day. Yeah. Okay, so
let's do the dinosaur thing first. What is this? Alright,
here's
the dinosaurs. And guess what vehicle they're on as they
travel through the desert, by the way. They're in a desert
where the dinosaur couldn't live if it had to. But it was
listening to the conversation and we'll get to the second
part. Maybe one of their feathers are pretty similar
to the one you have the cancelling your velociraptor.
You're in
luck. We'll be passing Velociraptor Valley very soon.
You could stop there if it's okay with your mom.
Absolutely. Lee has a mystery to solve. Righty Dan first
Oh. Oh, what fun on the train.
I think we should just point out for new listeners that we assert
that the train the ramming through of high speed rail in
America is a scam. It is being sold to us as Ooh, it'll be
great. Everyone wants to travel on the train. Everyone loves the
train plane suck. Our airways are congested. You won't have to
take your shoes off for the train. But it's a it's a bait
and switch because it's really to transport goods from China in
fact that they want you to shut up slave don't travel anywhere
sit there will bring the goods from China to you quick. That's
what they really want. Okay, dinosaurs Oh, me.
Well, they you know, these shows these kids cartoon shows. They
can't just you know, brainwash the kids in one way that's just
specific. They also have to have this, you know, and you'll this
will be very reminiscent you're going to when you hear this
little ditty that I'm going to play next is dinosaurs to clip
you're going to it's going to remind you of something you've
heard a million times before that they're always throwing at
the kids.
A dinosaur Diddy Wow,
you're a really fast runner. Valerie, of course.
velociraptors are fat. That's what Velociraptor means. That
Hunter Let's race down the hill again. Oh,
it's educational. John. That's what Velocita rapper rapper Ross
means.
You can find something wrong velociraptors can't fly. You
can. But you have feathers. Yeah, I thought your feathers
meant you were like a bird or something. It's okay. I just I
just really wish that I could fly like you. Really? Really?
Really? That's funny. Because I wish I had your amazing
feathers. You do? Yeah, they're so beautiful. You're both great.
Tiny can fly and Valerie is beautiful feathers. I don't have
either. But you do have those amazing T Yeah Let's all be
friends okay. Yeah, of course. What
what sabe friends hug in
our secret what was the train thing in this there was no
there was standing around shooting the breeze
guy the way great can't fly take the train you can't fly take the
train the whole
thing is just it's just that head shaker so that brought me
to one more thing which is the the
are you gonna get off trains because I'd like to finish that
if we can.
No I just let me just finish this this thought and then we'll
go back to train alright, but I just wanted to point out this
this kind of Lovey Dovey, you know, we're all one you know,
why can't we just all get along to the absolute ludicrous
endpoint which is the the after dinosaurs clip that is further
down the list. This is the ludicrous endpoint ludicrous.
I'm telling a second this is this is an there's an advertiser
regiment for fleet killer what's it called? Using frontline?
I'm sorry, John. Oh, here it is. All right there we got it.
Using Frontline Plus shows your pet you care by unleashing a
complete killing force against fleas and ticks and not just
grown fleas, unlike other products from your vet run line
plus also kills flea eggs and larva and keeps killing for 30
days on dogs
and cats. Okay, here's the deal. shows your pet you care.
I know. I know. They have a couple of these. This is not the
only one. Yeah, because your pet has feelings.
Your pet needs to know you care what you usually do said put
some crap like this on your dog or cat. It doesn't show that
your pet you care they get annoyed by it.
Like what are you doing? Save go and get off of me.
This is pathetic shows your pet you care you're feeding the
thing all the time that show that's enough care. You know,
you'd give him some discipline make him sit.
So when one of our producers and I thought this was fantastic,
and we need more of this after our talking about National Train
Day, which was I guess it was yesterday, right? The eighth. So
that was Friday, I actually went to one of these National Train
Day expos and covertly recorded a little conversation with one
of the the actors who were hired shills Yeah. To to propagate how
good trains are now, John, you sent me a note and you said we
shouldn't play the audio?
I'm not sure that that audio is legal. Well,
no, it's not legal. But why do you care?
I just think it's, you know, I don't want to get that guy in
trouble.
Well, he sent he sent it to us for us to play. I mean, we have
played breaking the line if you want. Let's just play a little
bit of it.
But you know, as he says, it wasn't clear and he did have the
transcript or did you listen
to it because I felt it was very clear. Alright, but we'll just
play a little bit, just the beginning. There's a man and a
woman. Who are the actors hired to tell this, this unsuspecting
slave of Gitmo nation how great the trains are. Want to do this?
It's really a wonderful way to travel. Wow, you can't hear it.
You're right. I'm sorry. It sounded better. Anyway, so a
little bit of the transcript Hey, we the woman says, oh, I
want to do this looking at train brochure. Train man says oh, we
want you to it's really wonderful way to travel. If I
don't know if you've taken some train trips, but if you like to
relax, look out the window and read a book or plug in the
computer, whatever you want to do. WOMAN It's much better than
a plane it's much better. And then our Shil me it's much
slower though. Train man says much slower. Obviously. You have
to have that whole mindset if you're not if you want to get
there. This might not be it for you. But yeah, says man are
Shil. So when are they trying to have this implemented by train
guy? What's that? shill the whole high speed train rail
system train guy? Well, right now they're doing they're
working in corridors. Of course. We have Boston in Washington
now. They have little corridors out in California. And then
there's when we're trying to Yeah, exactly. They're 20.
They're not there. They're trying to develop corridors
between big transportation and transit hubs. Our show says
yeah, but where are they building it right now train guy
says, well, these are big projects. They're in
development. We're doing stuff on Amtrak are rebuilding a lot
of our infrastructure that's been neglected for years to be
had these plans sitting there and not had funding to do it.
And all of a sudden that funding became available. And whoa, we
got the plans. And other people didn't have the plans yet. So we
lucked out there. So big initiatives, California is going
to be doing over 200 miles an hour. They tell me
our shields we can do it's a straight shot down Highway five
and you can only get it to 200 miles an hour. I know. It's like
the you know, the Rockies Alaska are
our undercover agent if it's okay for me to post the audio
because it actually does sound pretty good. If you if you
listen to it on, on speakers that came through you have to
filter it a lot. But the only thing I really want to get to to
get and then get off of the train project. One of our
producers sent me a link from the australian.com.au I should
say, it's the Wall Street Journal business section from
Australia. And this is an article from I think 2000 and us
from February 2008. It's about a team working in Panama to start
to dig a hole part funded by Japan aided by Latin American
cash and begin enough to hold the world's biggest Danish own
South Korean built mega ships. And at the bottom of the
article, I just like to read this to you, John, because this
plays exactly into what you've been telling us. And I think it
pretty much says it right there. So they're expanding the Panama
Canal. The new canal will also be large enough for the gas
industries existing fleet of liquefied natural gas carriers,
most of which are too big to make the Panama crossing and are
forced to take the longer more hazardous route around Cape
Horn. The reshaping effects have already begun at the moment, the
largest container ships leaving Asia for the US dock and one of
the Big West Coast ports, with Los Angeles being the largest of
them. Their journey is completed by freight train, much of it run
by the Burlington Northern rail company in which Mr. Buffett has
invested so lavishly. And there's a graphic and this is
the the Northern Corridor. And so they're literally going to be
bringing this stuff in from China. And shipping it across
the country. And Warren Buffett just wants to ship it faster.
Yeah, and have you protect Mr. taxpayer, the USA, pay for the
to expedite the process with your money so he can make more
money on his investment?
Gotta love it.
I admire that guy. Yeah,
gotta love it.
But at the same time, it's a scam.
It's a huge scam. And as is this whole, of course, it's already
kind of dropped off the radar, the the oil spill in Louisiana
or off the Gulf Coast. The BBC is where I had to find out the
actual size in comparison to other disasters. Now, we heard
our President say on Thursday, that this is epic proportion,
the biggest natural disaster in history in history. I tell you
ever a crock? Yeah, I'm actually going to Skype you this link. So
you can see the graphic as well, John, because when you see it,
and of course, we can't show that. So they have from the
Deepwater Horizon spill weed or disaster of epic proportions all
the way back to 1979. The ixtaca one, which, and then, which?
Wow. Yeah, she's a great graphic. Yeah, you can see that
this isn't even this isn't even in the same movie. For one
thing. It's not even in the same league. It's not even the same
league as the Exxon Valdez. And it did make it worse. The Exxon
Exxon Valdez doesn't hold a candle to any of these things,
including that Whopper. Wow, these are unbelievable.
This is this is really interesting information. You
know, and this is
a typical kind of stuff. And of course, this was buried in the
back pages if there's such a thing of the of a BBC News
Magazine, or somebody did some research, which we hinted that
this is the case, but I had no idea it was just this
ridiculous.
So I just posted that link in the chat room as well for people
to bang about, ya know, there have been how many other 1234 At
least 15 oil spills, which are magnitudes magnitudes larger
than Deepwater Horizon. And I don't know if it makes any
difference. But I would like to point out the Exxon Valdez was
refined oil, there may be differences between what is
pooping out of the seabed out of Mother Earth, and what comes
from a tanker. I don't know if there's a difference there.
Maybe one of our producers can figure that out. There may be
some ecological differences. I don't know. But it definitely
does not seem to be
accepted. Valdez was pulling crude.
Well, but it wasn't refined. It was complete crude oil. Yeah,
I think so. Usually, usually the refinery No, no, we don't think
there's a refinery up there. That's the reason I'm saying
that yeah.
So we really don't know but we can look it up yeah, we heard
the President say quite clearly you know, this is of epic
proportions and I will reiterate this as the oil cabal oil is
down now. So there's going to be a lot of buying going on the way
it works is this is now shipped to Rotterdam the Netherlands get
donation lowlands it's put on barges and this oil will float
around for months even more than a year if they have to it could
take two years it's worth it. Have it floating around they're
gonna you know we're gonna have all these freezing no more
drilling that you can hear everyone talking about it now
and Bill Maher up front stop, you know, Brazil got off or we
can do it but stop it or stop oil.
How did Brazil get off oil? Well, they
didn't. Didn't didn't avoid he was called on it too. But that's
irrelevant. The the meme is out there. or as a loyal bad it's
going to kill us. And but meanwhile this is a cabal that
has been going on for 610 talking
about ecological disasters when the in the Gulf War one when the
Iraqis pulled out of the Kuwait and set the entire oil field
ablaze. I mean, she's Yeah, what a mess. Yeah.
Oh, of course. There are no more no one's showing satellite
pictures of the oil slick. Is this thing come ashore yet?
Where? Where are the pictures of the
real lucky when I was in New Orleans because I was gonna go I
had a plan to go to the shore to get pictures of the oil washing
up. And it took about it's gonna be like an hour drive to get to
where it would probably hit. And I said I don't know, do we have
any reports that this stuff's actually there. I don't want to
drive an hour and an hour back just to look at it. You know,
just nothing. And so I decided against going to it. No, that's
the point. It has a apparently it some of its washed around
Mississippi. Some of its gone straight up to you know, and you
can smell it, I guess. But that's about it.
So I'm working on a theory John, which I need your help on. I
need everybody's help on really. This is about two things Ash
mageddon And, and the UK elections I believe I can start
to tie these things together. So first of all, yeah, so my sister
Willow who lives in Italy. She sent me a little report. She has
a friend who was a volcanologist. And her
volcanologist friend went up to the unpronounceable volcano and
said, Wow, you know, first it was pretty amazing. They were
putting sensors in the volcano at like 800 metres. And then
this thing started to bubble. And it is so violent, the air of
movement caused by these bubbles of lava bursting, and she says
you have to think of it like a pan of boiling water. They broke
the windows of their Jeep at the hotel 35 kilometres away. This
is like some real ferocious stuff going on. So the
volcanologist says, who measures active volcanoes closing down
the entire European airway was definitely exaggerated. May be
maybe maybe necessary in Northern Europe, Scandinavia.
And he also said it was very weird, because of course, the
volcanologist knows knows how this is supposed to work that
the decision to shut everything down was done in the United
Kingdom, while the volcanic ash alert Centre in Toulouse phonce
is the one that's supposed to make the call. So I'm thinking,
Hmm, why did that happen? And it came to me yesterday, as I'm on
Skype with my daughter who lives in Gitmo nation east in in
London. And she says, I said, Hello. So how's the what's the
vibe on the elections, which I'll get into in a moment? She
says, Well, it's crazy. You know, the weather's gone crap.
Again, it's like eight degrees Celsius outside and everyone's
depressed, and we're all inside. And, you know, just it's
horrible. We think the devil has something to do with all of it.
Now, of course, she's my daughter. So take that with a
grain of salt. And then I'm thinking, Okay, what actually
happened? So, John, you and I were both watching a C span for
the live BBC coverage, which was a little bit of an anticlimax,
because something new happened this year, which hasn't happened
in 30 years, they wound up with a hung government. And that's
not something that you might see on a TSA naked body scanner. It
actually means they don't have a clear majority. So they have to
form a coalition. Now, this hasn't happened since 99. But in
England, in England, yes. This hasn't happened since 1974. And
of course, the first thing that hit me is they changed the way
they were doing the elections. What did they do? They set up
the game show idea that we have here in the States. And they
added the Susan Boyle of politics to the mix, Nick Clegg,
so they could have put lots of people in these debates, but
they only led Gordon Brown, the current prime minister and head
of the Labour Party, David Cameron, head of the opposition,
the conservatives, and they threw in elitist, Nick Clegg.
And of course, it makes so much sense they wanted a hung jury on
government. They because it's so obvious, if you're going to have
a close race, all you got to do is throw in one more party.
We've seen that in the United States, where if you if someone
runs as an independent, it dilutes the whole mix. So the
Conservatives did not get the majority. And now you have to
have either a coalition of the Conservatives with the Liberal
Democrats or with Labour and the Liberal Democrats. And none of
these guys agree they are have very fundamental differences I'm
very fond of Mental pieces. And this is now all in limbo. By the
way the queen is the one who decides she can actually say no,
that's not good enough go back and come back with a different
government. I don't like it. So now the queen is in charge of
what what government United Kingdom will get. But here's
what's happened before this. They shut down all air travel.
Everyone was happy because the skies were blue. It was
beautiful birds were tweeting. Yeah, there were lots of people
who couldn't come back from vacation. And there were a
couple 1000 people whatever who couldn't who gives a crap keep
them out of the country. We want everybody happy. There's no Chem
trailing going on. This is nice. Let's just all go vote. So they
bring in the this Nick Clegg guy, oh, he could be fantastic.
We love him you speaking so well, completely duped into
creating a hung government, then boom. Ash mageddon is over.
Boom, everyone's depressed because they don't want people
to get smart, like the Greek and go out and write in the streets.
In fact, they're being told to shut up. There's a great clip on
Sky News where people are demonstrating say, hey, wait a
minute. We're gonna get a government. We didn't vote for
sure. This is messed up. Now. They're behind closed closed
doors again. And the woman from Sky News. Actually, I should I
should probably play that clip. John is outrageous. Kay Burley,
have you heard about
this? No, play it.
She's talking to a protester of something called 38 degrees,
which I'm not quite sure what the what the organisation is.
And this guy actually talked about them. Oh, you're right.
Yes. Well, so he's trying to say, hey, wait a minute, we're
gonna get something we didn't vote for. And she is telling him
to shut up slave. It is an amazing piece of video here.
For the politicians. This is an opportunity to change our
political system for the better to get people fair votes. Yes,
but your views and sway the people that are talking behind
closed doors at the moment. There's a real risk at this
moment. But I'm lots of shady deals go on behind closed doors,
but the public gets shady. This is what the public confession
for this is democracy in action. The public had voted for Hong
Kong, we've got exactly what we voted for. And what people voted
for we, we believe in 30th degrees members are telling me
in their 1000s is they voted with hope for something better.
And that they see that now in the situation. Things could go
either way. And they want to make their voices heard their
65% of the British population who are eligible to vote vote
for Hong Kong. Yes. And in voting for a hung parliament,
marching down on Saturday will make no difference whatsoever.
We are We are standing together to send a really clear message
to politicians that what this result reflects is the fact that
our current political system is letting us down. They know that
that's why they're negotiating. That's why they're talking at
the moment you're marching past here. It's not gonna make any
difference. I think if there's one thing that we've seen over
the last year is he's been real nice to get on with it. And
dude, she's a dick. Well, without public scrutiny and
without a strong message from the electorate who have decided
that they trust their politicians to organise a hung
parliament, either a minority Conservative government or a
majority government formed through a coalition. What people
voted for was they they voted with home with exactly what they
voted for. And what they both said, Why are you protesting
against it? We're not protesting against anything. We're
protesting. protesting against something We're protesting for
something What what are you testing for? Is a change to
politics, the fair votes negotiating at the moment? Are
we really what we can use? We have some people will be
watching on Skype these politicians that have given them
the mandate, and that's what we're doing. Some people, lots
of us
well, at the end, at the end, she really goes off. So anyway,
so she's basically telling him shut up slave.
Joe joke of it right from the beginning. She keeps making this
false assertion that he doesn't I don't know why he didn't catch
it. But the false assertion she hounds him about it. And the
false assertion is we voted for a hung government. Yeah,
I know. I love how she says that the people voted for him hung
over
hung government wears it on the ballot. Oh, I want I want a hung
government. Nobody voted for a hung government. Who was she
kidding? And who's giving her her marching orders? Well,
Murdoch,
of course, because it's Sky News Now. But wait, it gets better.
So this weekend, while the government of the United Kingdom
has no government, or is not a government, the Chancellor of
the Exchequer is in Brussels, where they are putting together
a bailout Europe fund and which is rumoured to be a minimum of
80 billion euros. Because of course, we know that Spain,
Portugal, Italy, the United Kingdom, even other countries
are all going to run into the same deficit problem, they won't
be able to pay back their money that they borrow to the banks,
banks like Citibank, Goldman Sachs, etc. And so they're
putting together without any real consent or without a
government, they're putting together this huge pot of money,
which would be coming out of this, this poor saps pocket,
amongst others. They're voting for all kinds of shit to go on.
And I believe and this is I just didn't have the time. I believe,
John, there's actually a provision in the Lisbon Treaty,
which is the European Constitution. That until there
is a government rule of law defaults back to European
Parliament. So that may be a good one. Yeah. Now on top of
that, there can be you have the politics of the of the United
Kingdom with Scotland and Ireland. Very complicated.
You've got the Celtic governments and I in my heads,
smoke comes out of my ears. But there could be a there's talk of
a constitutional crisis with this hung government, which I
just don't understand enough of yet. But back to the ash
mageddon bit. So now, so now we've got everyone, you know,
pissed off, but we're, we're subduing them by like Chem
trailing the air, we've got all you know, we've got all the
chemicals back and let me finish my thought. We've got all the
chemicals back and people are subdued the weather's crap,
we're not outside, it's not great weather like Greece, or
we're not that motivated to go out and burn shit, and burn
banks and Riot, so that was successful. So we're going to
now what has to happen is we have to turn on the ASHA the
fake ash machine again, because we've got to make people happy
when we come out with this with this wonderful news and how
we're going to run the comp the country. So again, we're gonna
make everybody happy. by clearing the skies, it's already
happening in all of Northern Spain, airports are closed
again, not allowed to fly. flights from the United States
are now diverted around this fake ash cloud, it takes him two
hours longer to fly to Europe. So it's just going to happen
again, because we have another vote coming up in Gitmo nation
lowlands that just using this thing to control people to
remove everything, close it up again, remove everything, close
it up again, with people's psyche, and it's about total
control of the United States of Europe.
Well, you know, I think of all the theories you've come up with
over the last six months or so, this is the one that was the
most holes and
working on it.
Cam trails you threw that in gratuitously for no apparent
reason. Oh, because I believe that. And the by the way, I have
we have friends in Cornwall, who say that, at least in their part
neck of the woods, everybody's freaked out about this ash cloud
thinking is going to create all kinds of health problems, even
though it's 800 miles away, and I said, the thing is 800 miles
away, that's the distance from San Francisco to Seattle, which
by the way, takes 24 hours on a train. The distance from San
Francisco to Seattle, it's about 800 miles, it winds these
things, but just the stuff that goes into the upper atmosphere
and stays up there and floats around the globe, cutting off
the sun or it comes down. And it comes down usually within the
800 mile area. And so there's been a they got everybody all
freaked out over there. They're worried sick. Well, whatever it
is hopeless.
Yeah, please don't pay any attention to your government
because you don't have one and the queen is in charge. And as
we know, she's evil.
So the pound is down to a buck. 48 That's the good news. Yeah.
And
the Euro bond 27 Yeah. 127. There's another weird thing
going on, John report came out President Carter, I guess,
commissioned a study an annual study, a cancer study. And it's
called the PCP report, which I think is kind of funny. It's the
president's cancer panel. Oh, yeah. And so this just came out
for 2008 2009. And the panel concludes, Americans are being
bombarded with cancer causing chemicals and radiation and the
federal government must do far more to protect them. And
immediately, we get and there's some great, great reading
material in the show notes of no agenda. show.com immediately the
American Cancer Society comes out and says, Oh, you know, you
need to focus on people smoking, you need to focus on obesity.
Whatever it is, please look over here, nothing to see. Look at
that. And one of the reporters pulls apart the The National
Cancer Society and then Guess who? They're who they're heavily
funded by chemical company, Monsanto. Yeah. Yeah. And
Monsanto, of course, is highly responsible for a lot of the
crap that is in the ground chemicals that are all over the
place. And the Cancer Society is like, no, no, that's that's
unimportant. Stop smoking. Which by the way, of course, is good
advice. But you should look into this because yeah,
it'll be it'll stay until Monsanto gets a hair up. It's
asked about a genetically altered tobacco that doesn't
cause cancer. Suppose
though, I'm gonna get the vaccine as soon as it comes out,
John. I'm gonna be I'm going to be set baby. Not a problem. So
you got two more clips we should probably do before we get to the
bad news. Yeah. You got any more clips?
Yeah. Let's go back to try to lighten things up again. Sorry,
which is my job. So did you know that the show 30 Rock, which has
all these interesting kinds of gags, that apparently the
national organs organisation of women slammed him for being
feminine, you know, being a sexist and having you know, just
being a terrible and it's a written and produced by a woman,
Tina Fey. And I was talking to my wife about this, because my
wife hates the show. And like, my son's girlfriend hates the
show. A lot of women hate the show. And I tried to get get my
wife to explain why. And she says that Tina Fey kind of
promotes a kind of the worst kind of, you know, self absorbed
women, characters, women who are so insecure that they their
whole life's a message that apparently makes a lot of women
nervous, because the whole show is actually from a female's
perspective, according to my wife. And so, and this and it
makes for some reason is a type of perspective that just, it's
hard to watch if you're a female. So, I ran into this
clip, which I labelled 30 Rock angst, which I think probably
epitomises the kind of kind of crazy angst that a lot of women
must have because this is Tina Fey putting it she's going to be
a bridesmaid at some wedding. And they give given her a size
Vietnamese size to to wear that she can't fit into and is a
bridesmaid's dress and then she goes into a meeting with a whole
bunch of moms for Mother's Day gathered around and they're all
these women all weird, and this scene just kind of amused me.
bridesmaids dress. bridesmaid is bad luck for a married woman to
be a bridesmaid it brings fever and disease. Yeah, well, I'm not
actually married. So love even common law.
How you get credited a mattress store. You know, my Johnny
single. And he gets excellent bankruptcy. I can assure you
Thank you, Mrs. Ladson. Thank you mom's for your interest, but
I just haven't met the one yet. Oh, for crying out loud. This is
the that's what feminism does.
It makes smart girls with nice birthing shapes believe in fairy
tales.
Stop waiting for your prince Liz. I'm not waiting for a
prince. I'm waiting for astronaut Mike Dexter. Turns out
to be the secret king of Monaco is you're almost 40 You're not
going to find some new kind of man. Whoever the one is, you
probably already met him.
You're 40 John is looking for greener banana.
Yeah, it's interesting, because maybe that has a lot to do with
with the fact that the show is award winning because you can't
deny how funny it is. But that no one watches it. That was
because half the audience or women cry. It makes their
teeth itch I guess.
Yeah, I can understand we don't watch it here. I can understand
that.
Interesting. Yeah, I find it
interesting have good memes, though. They're,
I mean, it's just yeah, that had a million of them and it's just
but I like the fact that married woman who's a bride baby creates
fever. Yes, that is pretty good.
You have anything else there? Or?
No? That was the was it for the 30 rock thing and it just an
observation. I just thought that clip was I just thought that
clip was funny.
Did you see that? Someone sent us that link about canal loss.
The Greek protest dog
did yeah, I I didn't blog that but I should have I think I took
it to Twitter too.
It's pretty interesting. It's from the guardian in the UK and
they have all these pictures of riots in mainly Athens. And the
same dog keeps cropping up and he's always in front of the
protesters and he's always, you know,
I can't believe it's not photoshopped in but I do have to
say there's two dogs. That is not the same dog, one of the
dogs. Yeah, one of the dogs is the yellow dog is one of these
yellow dogs. We used to have a dog like that very intelligent
dog. Typically, they're like a Australian razor Ridgeback only
they don't have the ridge and the one had out kind of a canary
coloured coloured stomach and the other one didn't. But it's
still this dog.
Yeah, I thought it was. I thought was interesting. Because
you're a spy. Yeah, it's like, hey, you know, there's actual
you know, forget reptile reptilian leaders. The dog is in
charge there. It's like he's like he's running show. It's
great. And for the guardian to publish this, it was just
interesting. It was
somebody must have put two and two together when they saw these
pictures. Were at some dog lover. I have another one. It's
kind of an interesting kind of a meme that I'm not sure what to
make of it. But it's something that came to my mind a number of
times and they actually the it's a meta idea that that showed up
on the Sun The Mentalist show where everybody's in the CBI,
the California Bureau of Investigation and this scene
ensues
that's the one yeah
Alec Moscow why who are you? Patient shown Rigsby? CVI please
open the door. CBI, sir. Sure.
Does that actually exist? The California Bureau of
Investigation?
Well, that is the issue that comes to play here in this clip.
Okay, CBI no problem. Look, I'm on my skivvies so give me a
second here presentable All right. I think he's gonna put
his pants on before it's the window. No, I do not. Mr. Mosca.
Let me see no problem. See this 14,000 And take that to my tell
them good for the rest. Oh, my sister lost grief. I
swear to hell are you talking to Mike saying you're right to
collect on the Boston Philly bed.
Okay. Face the wall. James on your head are you guys remember
the badge? CBI? Was that California Bureau of
Investigation? Like the FBI only more conveniently located?
Like the FBI ma'am only more conveniently located for your
protection
let me say I'm very sorry for the misunderstanding at my door.
I had no idea you were cops. We showed your badges and
identified ourselves. You never watch movies. That's how the bad
guys do it. That's not
so yeah. So there is a Bureau of Investigation and intelligence
out of the office of the Attorney General in the state of
California which is guy i But what this clip brings to focus
into focus is the guy's got a badge so what I never heard of
the CBI nobody has in this criminal house and so they did a
medicine here, but they brought up the issue twice. Well, I
showed you a badge as if a badge is
is proof of anything could be a no agenda Minuteman for all we
know.
You know, the lot of grand juries give badges to the
participants in the EU they usually keep the badges it's
always as something of a scandal in California they keep the
badge and then you know they show them to cops if they get
pulled over for speeding right but this this idea that you
know, you come up and you show a badge and then you say I'm with
the something or other you know the bi or the p u k or the
whatever you're supposed to like okay whatever you say I whatever
it is because I see that badge I must be it you know I have to
kowtow I have to knuckle under
here's my this is my badge ma'am I am a life change our
life change your badge who we need. Yeah, there's our next
promotion.
life changers become a no agenda life changer. Badge.
They'll go on for a month next month.
This is also just more conditioning.
Yeah, totally conditioning mind controlling get the badge it's
all accounts Shut up. Yeah, yep. Shut up. Stop mad. That's what
the bad guys do it. No, they don't
remember, on Thursday played a clip from Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania, I should say and they were you know, they say we
know where you live if you don't pay your taxes, we know where
you live. So they're not they've not come up with a newspaper ad
to follow up. And it's a PDF but it's linked in the show notes.
You have to see it big orange box. This is a full page ad I
think. Dear tax advisers, Colin, we regret to announce the
imminent death of Mr. Nice Guy. And that it points down below
watch yet. Let me let me give you the subtext. This is from
the Pennsylvania tax authority. If you have clients who owe us
back taxes in Pennsylvania, please remind them that our
generous tax amnesty offer will expire on June 18. and with it
our Mr. Nice Guy attitude if your clients pay up now online
will skip all penalties and take half off of their interests. But
after June 18 Well, things could get complicated. Run by the mob
is Don't you love it? Things could get complicated. That's
unbelievable. I mean, this unbelievable.
I think they have to whoever's behind this programme needs to
be voted out of office. This I mean, what is wrong with the
people of Pennsylvania they put up with this kind of threatening
attitude of their government supposed to be serving them by
the way. One eight terrorising this is an act of terrorism.
Yeah,
it's total terrorism. 187734 Pay up, slave pay up pay up. Pa tax
pay up.com I wonder if they have more on that let's check the
website for a second. See if it's more threatening their P A
tax pay up.com I just find that unbelievable that you know Hey,
things might get complicated if you don't pay up sleeve. Yeah,
if you owe pa back taxes, we know who you are. says write
down the website with it with a with a Google Earth zoom in to
someone's house. A satellite view Tim's co owes $3,211 in
back taxes, we know where you live. That's pretty outrageous.
Take a look at it. Yeah. It's just like wow, why did you just
get Joe Pesci as a spoke to her?
You know what? I wouldn't put it past them. That would be
awesome. That would be totally cool. By the way. Joe Pesci is
the Pennsylvania tax authority spokesman. Unbelievable.
Unbelievable. Well, they get your attention, that's for sure.
We'll have more unbelievable stuff on our next show. I'm sure
I got a bunch of stuff still backed up. And probably get back
to the Arizona thing a little bit to getting some people seen
as a lot of this is BS, which is not unanticipated. get anything
else I'm done for the day? No, I
think I think we pretty much covered at all I am going to
continue working on my theory. But I'm keeping I'm keeping a
very close eye on the United Kingdom I'm at this point I'm
I'm actually a little saddened that I that I'm not there in the
middle of it all. So I could get a lot more because so much is
happening. And I am going to be someone sent me some information
about some some little thing in the Lisbon treaty with Hong
governments. I'm going through this image, it's 1000s of pages
of crap. But I'm going to find it. And of course, again, the
Queen has the ultimate say, and we're about to see the same
thing happening in our nation lowlands June 9. Election. Yeah,
by the way, that we Americans have always been led to believe
that the Queen really has no power and she's only symbolic.
Oh, no,
no, no, she's she's in total charge. She's everything. By the
way. They're assigned in the Queen's name every laws in the
Queen's name. She has total control. And on that happy note,
my friends, shall we end the clip with that cartoon thing.
And the show were that the Obama versus Obama?
Oh yeah, the Fiori cartoon thing would be great. We'll
do that. Coming to you from the hilltop Watchtower crackpot
command centre in Southern California. Yay, owned by the
people. I'm Adam curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley as sons finally peering out. I'm
John C. Dvorak.
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