I'm amazed at what's happening. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. It's
May 2 2010. Time forgive a nation media assassination
Episode One Niner six. This is no agenda on the lookout for
many sub torpedo missions from the hilltop Watchtower crock pot
command centre and get my nation West in the People's Republic of
Southern California. Yay. In the morning, I'm Adam curry and
from Northern Silicon Valley where the sun is shining and the
birds are tweeting. I'm John C. Dvorak.
Buzzkill. Really the birds use Twitter out there? They do.
Okay, in the morning to my friend. And in the morning,
everybody listening? Yeah, well, not everybody's listening,
because it's so uncharacteristic of us to start early. Four
minutes early. No, no, we usually don't roll until 915.
Well, we're supposed to start at nine.
Oh, I think we need a meeting. Yeah,
you keep saying that? I don't know what what does meeting mean
is all about what is a meeting anyway?
A meeting is where a whole bunch of people sit around and try to
impress the other people. Oh, with what they're doing for the
common good.
Why don't they just let their work speak for itself?
Before we really jump into our, into our show here, John. I
would like people to remember that on this very programme, we
were the first ones to say Michael Jackson was murdered.
Wait a minute, let's back up a minute. We did. You're right. Of
course we do that we told you. So is, is a is a thing we like
to do. Well, we can't
really play the jingle just yet. Because there's. But let's
take it a step further. You actually not only we only not
only did it on the show, but you actually did it on national
television.
Yes. on MSNBC. And all 14 people saw it. And right. And they hung
up hung up on me. I've never called me back even though I
have since then sent a couple emails to the producer saying,
Hey, you're remember when you're hung up on me when it was
ridiculous that I said that no one's looking into this as a
murder case. So of course, now I live in, in the heart of a real
news land. And so you can't get there's no way to avoid the news
about the ongoing court case with Dr. Conrad Murray. This
case was or actually starts in June. And he has now said, No,
I'm not going to cop a plea bargain. Michael Jackson killed
himself dammit, he killed it seriously. That's what he's
saying. And now the big news, what happens? A very well known
respected entertainment lawyer Peter Lopez, who was more like a
business lawyer in the certainly in the music business. You know,
a lawyer isn't just a guy that goes to Sue's people. But he
puts deals together for he's more like a dealmaker. The guy
who actually worked a lot with Michael Jackson, in 2006 2007
helped him set up the comeback. concerts at Wembley Arena, etc.
found dead shot to the head. No, this Oh, yes. Oh, and
everywhere. It's like a parent suicide. Like, how
do I do it on the front lawn on the
front lawn? And of course, there's no no actual reporting.
You can't get you can't get the real story because everyone copy
and paste. And of course, you know, Google becomes completely
useless.
Yeah. I mean, it's amazing how that works. Oh, yeah. I
mean, once once a P or Reuters gets it out there and says, Oh,
parents suicide. Of course. There's no no, he does it on his
front lawn. The guy is one of the most successful lawyers in
the business. He's loved by everyone. You know, this guy,
and he's married to Katherine Bock, who is, of course Daisy
Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard. The guy's got nothing to
complain about. Okay, nothing wrong.
No, he's just murdered for some resource. He
knew too much. He knows where the bodies are buried. He knows
what's going on. It's this music and entertainment business is a
huge scam. It's crying family. Wow, the guy knew too much.
Apparently. Like, I couldn't believe it. I just couldn't
believe like, Oh my god.
So I mean, today we don't have the all you know, we have so
many clips. It's unfortunate that we can't like have them at
the ready. But I'd still like to replay that clip of I was a
Janet Jackson or one of those.
Latoya Jack Well, this toy Yeah, both Latoya know both LaToya and
and Joe. His dad have come out and said look, you know He was
killed. No, nobody Latoya before he was killed, told an anecdote
about how Michael says, hey, if I ever end up dead, it's because
of whatever, you know, because thereafter the the
I don't think that was before I think that was after Michael was
killed. Okay. But she said that Michael said that to him I can
probably
add don't worry about it. But what was it? She said she said
that if anything happens to me it's because thereafter the
catalogue, yeah, the catalogue chatter he had the biggest
catalogue in the business. She
owns the Beatles, and of course, the Beatles. And the dispute is
still ongoing. Yeah, he has like, there was some, like
flimsy. I mean, I there's a whole bunch of links in the show
notes at no agenda. show.com We don't have to dwell on it.
Because it's like, alright, the world is not going to change
because of this. But please just be aware of this. This is this
is total, and we're laughing. Of course we're laughing is
horrible, is like shot in Freud. You know, see, you gotta laugh
about this stuff. Yeah,
it is actually amusing at some level. So what is on the agenda
for today's agenda?
Well, first, we need to talk about our executive producer if
we have one of our producers,
we have a few producers. Yeah, we got a bunch actually.
This is happy news. Yeah, maybe
you know, the thing is, I want to mention everybody out there
please become an executive producer on a weekly basis
because it makes Adam happy in the show as the show gets a lot
better. Funny how that works. Yeah, da. So let's start with
sure our Daniels was now a knight he's been he's given
himself a knighthood. We can't call him a serie yet. We'll
have tonight and later. All right, well, okay, now,
it's just our Daniels and he'll be a night later today. And
forgiving us a and he just threw in $1,000 actually threw in
1300. He said, You know what's, you know, I felt like a
douchebag until he gave us the money.
And then it was over.
And now he's not anymore. He's been deduced. You're
ready for it? You've been de deuced that should be I think
that's very expensive jingle to get someone to play for you.
Well, you get $1,000 and you're an executive producer and you
get DD on the spy. Yes, indeed. Also executive producing his
son, who is I believe is already though he's another guy
completing his knighthood. Jake Kelly, Charlotte, North Carolina
$550. And to round it off, because we generally give a
executive producer, executive producer title to anyone because
$333.33 times three. Well, also $333.33 Generally, Jason wrinkle
in Stephenville Texas. So those are our executive producers and
we have to associate executive producers on top of that, wow,
it's
a big show, John?
No, I think about just one because the other one is again,
sure our Daniel or our Daniels who give us a 300 but we have
Jared forester of Jimena rhymes with Saskatchewan Canada $211
For want to thank him hey, that's what they say there. I
know.
I know. You know, someone sent me a note the other day and
because you know these these credits, of course, are no
laughing matter. They are actual credit. This is a real show. I
mean, you can put this on your resume you can put it in well in
a number you can put on your business card if you want you
can someone is trying to they've submitted their executive
producer credit to the IMDB database.
I don't see that being a problem
isn't only for films or can you can you be in other things as
well?
Well, you know, generally speaking, I am DB Internet Movie
Database.
Yeah, it's gonna be Yeah, but I've seen I've seen other you
know,
I have to but usually you have to have a movie credit on top of
it. Okay, yeah, no movie credits. I don't think you're
gonna get it listed. Are you in there? No, I don't have any
movie credits. I've been trying to get a bit part for the last
five years.
Nobody will hire me not what I asked. I said are you on IMDb?
No, I
don't think so. Well, if you are then anyone can get on there.
No, I'm not.
Alright. Well, thank you very much Gerrard forester for being
our Associate Executive Producer. And of course our
Daniels Jake Kelly and Jason wrinkle you guys are the
executive producers of no agenda Show episode one nine or six and
what you need to do is go out there and propagate our formula.
It's definitely simple. Our formula is this. We go out for
hit people in the mouth.
Hey, everybody. Shout, sleeve. So I want to get to something
that we forgot last time. I want to mention it right off the top.
Can I just mention some PR associates? Before you jump into
though you we have some? Well, some associate moves. I kind of
like to do that at the top of the show. It'd be real quick,
though. Okay. We have a suggestion from Kyle Glover, who
says, Hey, there's only 200 answers the 263 reviews in
iTunes on the podcast, that would definitely help if you
guys do some reviews, obviously positive ones. This is true,
because people do look for that. I appreciate it. We have some
new sites, that's for no agenda.com Which is kind of
starting out. I'm not quite sure what it's going to be. We have
no agenda travel.com. And we have no agenda search.com Which
actually, you worked on over the weekend, John?
Yeah, we I was back and forth with the guy. And it looks like
it's gonna be interesting. But the funny thing is, he's turned
up all these no agenda related sites. And it's we're getting
quite a few people that are just doing stuff on their own. I
mean, one of the things we'll talk about when we do our third
show, yeah, for the produce club. And was some of the things
that we're thinking about and how some of this works. Because
I was over it at the media offices with Dolby. And he's,
you know, talked about you guys should do this, you should do
that. I should know, you know, we're letting people do this.
And we're just, we don't want to, you know, we, we don't want
to do the book club. Personally. We want somebody else to do it.
No, that's actual work. And you know what, those individual
people are going to do the best job they can do to promote their
site and their SEO or your why are we and we help them? Yeah,
and why should we do it? We're gonna do one thing, right? You
only do this. Alright, I'm sorry. You wanted to get into
something? Yeah. hadn't talked,
our wiki page has been ruined? Oh, no, by a guy named Sherpa
who I can't figure out who this is. But he went in there and
took out all the backstory about the you know, agenda show, he
took out the references. Yeah, he took out the references to
the Family Guy, how we came up with our basic model, and just
basically ripped the thing to shreds and simplified it to so
it's just does No, it's useless. I mean, before people could, if
they've never heard the show, they could go to the wiki page,
and they can catch up to what our thesis or our theory or
model is for why we how we do the show why we do it the way we
do it. And this guy turba goes in there and just tears all this
stuff out saying it's yeah, you know, I could just imagine who
this guy is i We have so many sis types out there. We will get
on this. Go back and fix the pay. Well, a
couple of interesting things. I'm looking at it now there is
all of a sudden a whole paragraph about the divorce act
interlude. And may I say courtesy of the chat room you
are indeed on IMDb, which means anybody can get on it
with that. Yeah, since I haven't got my role in a movie. So there
you go. Where's my movie? My movie role MBI Nick encounter
and go Yes, sir. You know this. This prophylactics look like
fun.
Hey, man, this this blows they really screwed up our page. I
hate that.
Yeah, no, this guy really ruined the page is true about person.
Yeah, but we
can't go in and change it ourselves. John that's a no no.
Yeah, no. But anyway, you can look at the discussion if you
click on the different tabs you can see who did this who wrecked
the page. And I don't know why they did it. I mean, they
obviously just don't like us or some guy who's just a jerk I
have no idea but but people have to go in there and fix this
page. Especially the backstory which is which is important and
I don't see why it wouldn't be on there. You know, there's a
lot of Wiki pages have been attacked by guys like this turbo
character. And it takes a lot of the charm of the pages.
This is the guy this guy actually does more of this turbo
Yeah.
I don't know I couldn't find it what else he did but yeah, I
think he's one of those guys. he's one of the things I mean,
it goes in and do some guy with nothing but time on his hands
direct pages, and kind of missed the point of the whole thing.
Yeah, so I don't know
of course now it's an opinion piece. You know, it's it's not
the actual backstory. And you know, it's an example of this
although this may not be in there. I haven't read it
entirely.
I think it's because we're against global warming.
Well, da the sciences
in the whole wiki pedia thing is a is a huge shill for global
warming. Okay,
there you go. Yes, indeed.
And we bitch about it constantly about men, manmade, human human
global warming and constantly because we're idiots apparently.
Yes. And we're denialist and so this guy came in there wreck the
page. Oh, We'd like to get this straightened out. So we're
making a plea to our computer guys to face it.
Last night was the Washington correspondents dinner.
Oh, yes.
Did you see it?
I saw Jay Leno. Bomb. I mean, this guy was this was the this
was the biggest. By the way, you can go to my divorce iq.org
blog. And and you have Obama's stand up routine, which
was outstanding. He killed he killed. Leno, did
you get to see Leno I
saw? Well, the whole thing is on whitehouse.gov. And there's a
couple of interesting things they did there. But here's what
I think happened, John. So first of all, I believe, you know, we
know that Jeffrey Immelt is, is Obama's buddy there. And he's an
advisor to the president emerald, of course, the chairman
of GE, who owns NBC, who owns Jay Leno. I'm thinking here's
how the meeting goes. All right, we'll get Jay in. We'll have our
best writers write your stuff, Mr. President, and then we'll
give Jay all the crap. So you'll look really good. And Obama, he,
I mean, on the on the one hand is very funny. But on the other
hand, it's kind of sinister when you see a guy cracking birther
jokes, when in fact, you know, we still have questions. And it
was sinister in a way. But man funny.
Now he's got the timing and everything. And what was
surprising when I was I just still more typical of people who
try to be funny. I was more amused by Leno's bombing. Yeah.
Well, also, by the way, I want to mention a couple things about
him his bombing, besides the fact that he had no way of
getting out of it, which, which is not common for a professional
comic. If you're bombing us, you can save it with Xavier, just
yell the N word really loud. He didn't do anything to save his
material. And he was reading his jokes off of a sheet of paper
and showing old clips from his show,
which actually, the White House version of it doesn't show his
clips. They did show Obama's clips, which was funny because
he Obama showed the CNN clip of Rick Sanchez talking about
volcanoes. Not not not being in cold places. Yeah. Which was
like, alright, someone's someone's someone's on the ball
there. But yeah, it was just it was like, wow, anyway, it's in
the show notes at no agenda. show.com If you haven't found it
by now, you can take a look at it. We could play the whole
thing. But it's just funny. The end to end up is just funny. But
but not funny is in Oh my gosh. It's just funny.
So yeah, now we had a bunch of things from last week, we wanted
to talk about Bret Michaels ratings and salt.
Well, we we already kind of discussed that. I think what
ratings and salt ratings and salt. Yeah, but bread. Might we
did that the top of the show. What show this show this show on
Thursday or whatever, you
know, this is the addition at the end of the Thursday show you
said hey, we're gonna do we got to talk about Bret Michaels. We
didn't talk about it. No, we
talked about Bret Michaels at the beginning of the last show.
No. Oh my god. Yes, yes. It was the first thing we talked about.
Well, why is it why is it on my list of things to talk about on
Sunday?
I don't know your list is bogus. It's a list. I have a checklist.
You're not You're not maintaining my checklist when we
go fly. And that's for sure.
You didn't like checklists?
I do when you don't even remember what we talked about on
the last show. I don't Well, that's well, do you have low
tea?
I have low tea and I gotta get some I gotta get pumped up on
roids Oh,
my God. All right, let me let me Oh, geez. Now Now you're
throwing me for a loop. Yeah, the alright, I'll just launch
into into my main I got two main stories today. And and the big
one, of course is now there's multiple theories about the the
oil rig that over that blew up and off the Gulf Coast. And what
was interesting what caught my attention, President Obama was
actually awarding the Teacher of the Year award in the Rose
Garden when he interrupted the whoops when he interrupted the
proceedings to actually talk about what had happened. And I
just found what he said to be very interesting. Let's have a
quick little listen.
Welcome to the White House. Welcome to the Rose Garden. This
is an extraordinary occasion, a beautiful day appropriately so.
So I hate to intrude on it. But before we begin, I do want to
speak briefly to the American people about the recent BP oil
spill in the Gulf of Mexico. I've been receiving frequent
briefings from members of my Cabinet and White House staff,
including an update last night on the additional breach and
another update this morning. And while BP is ultimately
responsible for funding the cost of response and cleanup
operations,
which by the way, is not true, it's they own the field, they
don't own the actual rig. We'll get into that in a second,
that's by an outfit called Trans ocean,
my administration will continue to use every single available
resource at our disposal, including potentially the
Department of Defence to address the incident. Earlier today, DHS
Secretary Napolitano announced that this incident is of
national significance. And the Department of Interior has
announced that they will be sending SWAT teams to the Gulf
to inspect all platforms and rigs.
Alright, so I thought that was
interesting sending a SWAT team well, because they clearly a
weapons and tactics. Yes,
clearly, there's, there's something amiss, John. So
there's two things, first of all, the national significance
is, is a very specific word. And is used, let's see, I have it
here in I think 2004, they set up the national response
document or, you know, the looking forward here. There's a
certain there's a certain set of protocols in the event of some
form of, you know, terrible event. And they all kind of
revolve around being attacked. And so when Napolitano says
national significance, that's basically code for Okay,
something messed up is happening, and we're being
attacked sending the SWAT team. So they did indeed send since
Swat, you know, I've never heard of this happening. They didn't
send squat when the Exxon Valdez broke up. I know of at least No,
of course not. Okay. So there's a couple of things that are very
interesting. So one, and this is the this is the theory. Now, let
me go go back to my theory, which comes from insiders. We
know that there's meetings going on with all the large oil
companies, and they want to inflate the price of oil. And
they basically see that it's cheaper to cause a natural
disaster, to stop oil, drilling, and to lose oil, which, of
course, is exactly what happened. And now no more
contracts are being given out. And everything's being stopped.
And everyone's like, stop, we can't drill anymore. And we're
making jokes of them drill, baby drill to spill baby spill and
kill babies spill and all that these oil companies know that
they're going to make far more money on the price of oil
skyrocketing, which it is. It's, it's it's on the huge uptick,
they're gonna make a lot more money, as opposed to what it's
gonna cost to clean up. And this is from meeting notes. Well, I
that but I'm sure that the company that owns the rig, and
you can be certain that BP did a contract that had a liability
clause in it. So anything that happened? It's not on them.
Yeah, it's not on them. It's not on Yeah, it's a very common and
contracts that have one of these are just disclaimers where you
take all the responsibility for problems. And and they can just,
I don't know, I have to look this up, I'll look it up. But it
might be just as easy for them to just go bankrupt and nobody
picks up the tab.
Well, this is what's interesting. And I'll just stay
on this theory, then I'll get to the kind of crazier one, which
is not even that crazy. So on the very day, and this was April
28, when this happened on the very day that this disaster
takes place. And this rig was made by an outfit called Trans
ocean limited, and it's very hard to get a lot of information
on these types of companies. But here I am looking at a press
release. Zook Switzerland remember now these meetings that
we spoke of zuga taking place in Zook. Okay, and Zook is a tax
haven. It's where all a lot of you know, a lot of people live
whose last names Endian Inc, and LLC and Ltd. On the very day
that this disaster happens, and this happened at I believe
around 10am. Would that be Central time? Anyway, doesn't
doesn't matter. On this very day, this company transaction
went public on the Swiss exchange.
Now that's interesting.
Yeah, what we would say is, I think not so the share price
goes up to like 100. The markets close after this disaster. Think
tanks have been nice play the course. And so I've been trying
to find put options and trying to look at people shorting the
stock. You've got to think that that was the part of it. I mean,
yeah, why not? It's just too coincidental. Yeah,
that's that's taken off like and then run it up and then just
dump the thing and let them go broke
on the very same day. That's pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, the indemnification clause that's what I was the
word I was looking for. So yeah, BP is not picking up a Nikola
this thing is going to be a scandal.
No, not at all. But here's here's the theory that uh, that
you will hear this is going to go mainstream is going to be
ridiculed, of course. Trans ocean is largely funded by South
Korea. And the reports are that the, let's see. Here it is. So
there's a lot of backstory to this and where they launched it
from but the report is that a two man, North Korean submarine
went on a suicide mission. And basically, I guess they call it
flying underwater, flew right into the this deepwater oil
platform and blew it up to get back at South Korea for a number
of reasons. And there's Gazprom again, Gazprom just signed a
deal to bypass North Korea to bring these guys are good at
that Gazprom being the Russian gas company to supply South
Korea with Russian gas. And of course, if you if you know, the
the map and you look at Google Earth, you'll see that North
Korea borders on the eastern tip there of Russia. So they're
essentially going through undersea pipelines going
straight to South Korea. And the report is that this is North
Korea saying hey, we're still at war with you guys. Watch this.
And apparently this this two men Saab was launched from from a
vessel that came off of Cuba on April 18, and there's some
reports here of people tracking this empresa. Ma'am, besides De
La Habana, oh, that's the that's the port it came out of
well, you know, we do have an insider in the business that's
on one of these platforms and I asked him specifically to see
what the gossip was around because eventually the gossip
amongst these workers that work on these platforms is going to
reveal something something Yeah. So we'll get anything
back yet Not yet. Okay. So so the what I'm thinking is first
of all, I am even I'm the crackpot of all crackpots and
much more inclined to believe the story that the big oil
companies say we don't give a crap We'll clean it up who gives
a crap about some birds you know, we're gonna make billions
of dollars and look at the price of oil taken up by Papa papa.
It does put a crimp in the drill baby drill thing and there's
nothing but but increased ridicule of Sarah Palin since
this happened and in fact it back to the Leno thing on the at
the media meeting at the White House dinner, or the dinner for
the media. It was Lana was just ragging on Palin. I guess he's
never gonna get her on the show. In a very kind of mean, spirited
way that was getting zero laughs Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So that so
that probably is going to put a crimp on into the, I mean, it's
very rare that anything I mean, these these platforms have been
out there all over the world as hundreds of them and they've
never had this sort of a problem.
Now this is a pretty big one. I was watching I actually have
some clips when it comes to train when we get to trains
later on. I was watching the Bill Maher show you know I like
some s&m on a Friday night. I like to be hurt. And and I lost
my train of thought.
Bill Maher trains, you can talk about trains.
Now. I don't want I want I do want to talk about your low T
dude. I'm total ot
pumped up on Roy did
oh yeah. No, I remember what it was. You know, so everyone's
bitching about, oh, well, this is what you get with offshore
drilling blowing in the air. And then actually,
it was the Gulf hundreds and hundreds of these plants plant.
It was the guy from The New York Times. Ross, what's his name,
Dolphin, whatever, good guy, actually from the New York
Times. He said, Well, you know, look, it's either going to be
platforms, or it's going to be tankers. Either way, you can't
have it both ways. So you have just as much chance of another
Exxon Valdez taking place which was a tanker that broke up it
should do is one of these accidents. Shit does happen.
That was essentially the funny
thing is it doesn't happen that often. No, not
at all. Not at all. But you know the just the timing of
everything. In and, you know, anyway, so I'm still holding
fast to what my insider says that something in the Caribbean
will happen next there was another rig that overturned in
Louisiana, although apparently didn't have any oil in it and
maybe just some oil to keep the generators running. But it
overturned. That was a mobile inland drilling unit. Of course,
you know, it's like when you buy a 10 speed bike, and all of a
sudden you see 10 Speed bikes everywhere. So, you know, that's
the way the news works, but at this, so it's not unthinkable
that, you know, because Gazprom is a part of the big Cabal, the
Gazprom said, hey, you know what, we'll just gonna tell
these guys over North Korea to go and you know, get pissed off
with the South Koreans, we'll go to them a little bit, they'll
blow it up, don't worry, it's taken care of. And the timing
was interesting May Day, you know, Earth Day, just all of
this stuff. You know, we've got at the same time the we've got
the the nuclear stance that we're taking, it's just there's
stuff going on. We know nothing about it's not being reported
on, of course, by mainstream media. It's pathetic. Yeah. But
we are keeping our eyes on it. When you hear to have the
President saying, I'm sending in SWAT teams, you gotta go like,
Yay, Gemini should have grilled him on that SWAT team. That's
important. No sending a SWAT team unless there's something
going on.
Yeah, well, why bother asking questions? You can just read the
press release.
All right. So what's your other story?
No, no, you do some I got Yeah, clips. Well, I got some clips to
really you got clips this week? I
actually edited them. Wow, you're my clips?
No.
Here's one. Okay, I'll give it's not a clip. But we've mentioned
many times, and that's why I read the magazine or you can
call it a magazine. The National Enquirer is, of course, well
known to have ties to the CIA. And we know that there's a big
war between the administration and the CIA. We've talked about
that many times on the show. And they're usually when it comes to
political gossip. They're pretty much spot on I would have to
say, Oh, yeah. What was the John Edwards they had that.
Everything on
that? Oh, buddy. Had that. Yeah.
Well, they had it. And they were, and they were right. So
the big one this week, and you can't avoid it when you're at
the supermarket. Obama cheating scandal. Shocking. Reports.
I've been wondering. Yeah, I wanted to talk about that a
little bit, too. Obviously, this is some Indian girl, by the way.
It's kind of pretty. Yeah. Vera Baker. Yeah. You're a bakery and
look are having a look up. You're a baker and hit images on
Google and you can see her and you know, she looks like the
type that would be it'd be a homewrecker.
That's so unfair. So unfair. If his long is hanging out of his
parents, she's not the homewrecker.
So it is unfair. You're right. So
it's unfair and sexist. Totally. Yeah.
That was our show. Yeah, we're unfair and sexist, basically. So
what do you think what's what's the deal? You think it just the
CIA decided to blow it blow this up? Well, I think the CIA
decided to do any good. It's just that it'd be after the
election. It's just embarrassing. I don't know where
it's gonna go doesn't go anywhere.
I think it's one of those. One of those warning things. Look,
you know, what you say it does doesn't mean anything. Okay,
just to be really sexist and racist at the same time. Dude,
you don't want your black wife pissed at you. Okay? Because you
cheated. Don't
you think she's been pissed at him? Since for years? If you
ever see her? Just looks pissed. I don't know. And don't you
think she already would know about this?
Well, I think just like Hillary, you know, she had there's a
whole nother agenda set for her, you know, she just has to sit
out a couple of years in the White House. And, and then,
Shola. She'll be you know, Secretary of State or something
like that.
Or who knows whatever. I don't think they don't believe for a
minute that that this is news in that family. And she may have
been brewing brooding on it for a long time. I mean, she seems
she's always looked like the Angry Wife to me.
Maybe just her demeanour? I don't know. But of course, the
question is who did very big
by the way don't forget that he stuck her with this childhood
obesity thing, which it had you could just see her.
She's like, Are you saying my ass is fat? Is that what you're
saying? Barrage? That's basically what it is. Right?
It's like hey baby.
Hey baby. You and guess what you got you got a new assignment.
Yeah,
you can't you can't be talking about fat children if your
assets too big. That is ultimate though, isn't it? Yeah, totally.
That's that's really bad when you think about it I do like to
pay attention to that stuff because
well, we'll see where it's going. But I consider the the
the piece in the Enquirer, I don't think it's going to go
anywhere. But I consider it a salvo. Like, we got, we know
stuff that we know what's going on, we can do more if you don't,
you know, do something or other. We don't know the backstory. So
it's just like, all we can do is look at the surface of these
things and figure out what something else is going on. So
what I'm thinking right.
Well, meanwhile, of course, we've pretty much forgotten
about the foot Fort Hood massacre.
Yeah. Whatever happened to that guy? Yeah.
Hassan, major Nadal M. Hassan. So once again, the Obama
administration has defied a congressional subpoena for the
Fort Hood documents. Aha. Because you know, the story,
there's two stories, you know, one is the lone crazy gunman
story, which all everyone always seems to go, okay. I believe
that there's lots of crazy people. And then, of course,
there's the probably what actually happened is that a
whole bunch of guys went nuts. shot shot everything up because
they didn't want to be returned to Iraq or Afghanistan. The long
and the short of it is the Obama administration refuses to
release the reports the interviews, testimony to
Congress.
When Wait a minute, this is the transparent government. Yeah,
exactly. Yeah, that's disgusting.
No, they just they just here it is the Pentagon. After days
negotiations, the Pentagon and Justice Department have formed a
Senate committee. They would not comply with congressional
subpoenas to share investigative records from the November 5
shootings at Fort Hood, Texas, which killed 13 people. The
agency said that divulging the material could jeopardise their
prosecution of Major Nidal M Hassan the accused gunman. The
Pentagon did did budge in other areas overseeing and had agreed
to give the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and
Governmental Affairs access to Hassan's personnel file. Gee,
thanks. So they're just they just hold them back on it. And
that's no, that's suspicious to say the least. And I don't
understand why unless you know, they've got something to hide.
Yeah, there's something screwy about this whole deal. Now, we
have nobody on the inside on that one day to help us out.
And how come? No, we don't. And how come I Rachel Maddow is not
all over that?
Well, doesn't reflect well on the president. So I have a
couple of clips that are kind of interesting. I don't know if you
watch 30 Rock.
I haven't I have watched it many times. I have not watched it
recently. I think the show was brilliant.
The show is brilliant. But they'd keep pushing these they
are now they're pushing the censors to an extreme and
they're getting the damnedest things through. Almost as though
they're so bored. Because the show The show is
the show us never had ratings. It's award winning. It wins
award after award.
Yeah, a lot of insiders watch it. And the big joke is no one
watches it. Well, that's NBCs problem. Because they're, you
know, a messed up network. But the fact of the matter is, the
show is brilliant. And it's it's it's extremely humorous in very
perverse ways. But so I got this I had like a jaw dropping moment
when I got this particular clip. Thinking what Did anybody go
over this script? Was this ad lib. I can't believe they even
let this sensors like this bit. Go through play it. Hey, John.
So nice to meet Paul.
interesting guy. How much do you know about him? Well, I lost a
toe ring. And um, so I say a lot. No,
I mean, what he does if probably didn't understand that,
unbelievable.
I'm listening to that. What they're trying
to do it you know, they're doing anything they can to get
ratings. How bad is it when you have something like that in your
script? And no one talks about it.
Nobody talks about nobody cares. Nobody notices. Say what can we
do? I don't know. Let's get more weird.
That show of course is well known for also pushing the
agenda. They put global global warming stuff in there they're
definitely on board with the propaganda
but as Hollywood Yeah, you're in LA. I mean, that whole the whole
thing is out of Hollywood. Yeah. So we got some climate change
clips in it. We've been sitting now yeah, do we do let me play
let's play what my climate change one going into and see
what it says I can't remember these been these been in the
rundown for weeks on end. Check it out,
the ice caps are melting. The polar bears are dying. What is
this from? Do
you know? No, I can't remember
a recent study. It's not Bret Michaels by any chance, is it?
No. He by Yale and George Mason University's found that 56% of
Americans don't trust public figures like Al Gore and Sarah
Palin on climate change as much as they do the local weather
forecaster.
And your seven day forecast will show no showers and the climate
change
scientists are scientists, they freely admit they haven't always
been effective spokespeople for their cause.
I plead guilty. I don't think we've done the best job that we
could have done.
Penn State's Michael Mann is one of the scientists who last year
had his emails hacked and quoted worldwide by climate change
sceptics as
Yeah. So this is this was a knob getting remembering this was
either on Nightline, or a something on PBS. And they were
showing they were getting they were, they were showing the
difference between the climatologists and the and the
weather guys, the the meteorologists and the debate.
And it was it was a very interesting debate, because the
meteorologist made a lot more sense than these other guys who
are just all in. I don't know, like climate change, too. And I
think
there's no serious debate within the scientific community about
the reality of human caused climate change and debate. No,
of course, there's
no debate. It's funny, because you're on a show where they're
debating, part of your job is to convince all of us, isn't it?
I don't see my job is convincing anybody of anything I know, you
just have to believe what I say I went to school dammit, to see
my job as a scientist of making sure that the the public
discourse is informed by an accurate understanding of the
science.
And that may be one reason the doubting meteorologists have had
such a huge opening to convince the public otherwise.
But then again, that you know, I have a, you know, I'm a ditch
digging meteorologist with just a Bachelor of Science,
this is the biggest forecast of them all. And the stakes are
much higher. All right, bringing them now
I think the unfortunate I don't have the notes on this anymore.
But I did a lot of research. And we'll probably bring it up in a
future show. But the in the 70s, and you can look this stuff up.
The science was in in all the climatologist, then, of course,
we're predicting global cooling, except for one guy who
apparently has been with global warming the whole time. And
there's another guy who's been global cooling to this day, the
whole time. But for the most part, it was always
climatologists that were convinced that we're going to
have global cooling, it's going to be the worst thing ever. And
there were huge articles in Time Magazine and Newsweek. And it's
and it was the same and you'd hear the pitch was exactly the
same.
Same script, exact same exact same script. Yep. I don't know.
Well, so
this is why our Wikipedia page has been ruined by this ature by
characters, Hu R B. A.
So the global warming, whether true or not, there's a lot of
the people who are claiming that this is horrible and happening,
and it's all because of us is are the same people who stand to
make a lot of money. And we've talked about this many times on
the show. We've shamed Al Gore, for his business dealings, and
I'm happy to see Investor's Business Daily, which I would
say is a reasonably well regarded.
No, absolutely. In fact, horror, which is a huge fan of that
publication, especially the weekend edition.
Okay, so here it is titled The $10 trillion climate fraud and
it outlines exactly what we've mentioned on this show. In fact,
I should probably do a little QA so what it starts right off
well, senators from froth over Goldman Sachs and derivatives a
climate trading scheme being run out of the Chicago Climate
Exchange where make birdie made off blush, and its trail leads
to the White House is exactly what we told you. Well, I just
did something really weird. I tried to use my finger on the
screen of my Mac to scroll the page. Whoa, that was strange.
Thinking it was an iPad. Last in the recent headlines is Al
Gore's appearance Monday in Denver at the annual meeting of
Council of Foundations, an association of the nation's
philanthropic leaders, and he said Time's running out. We have
to get our act together. You have a unique role and getting
our act together. And it goes right on to say
find it by the way, do you find it odd? That despite all the
climate gate and the scandals and the arguments that are
legitimate by lots of scientists, and I mean, I Ah,
there's just an amazing number of heavy hitters that have
thought this thing is something bogus about it and they want to
talk about it more and they're not convinced that this is just,
it's as though they're there's
no nothing happened.
Nothing is happening. Right. We're marching, marching,
marching, marching direction. Oh, yeah. Do you find it odd? I
mean, it's almost like, you know, it's almost like a little
kid covering his ears and going, Oh, my mama, my mama can't hear
you, you know, kind of thing is, um, it's almost reminds me of
that extreme.
You have a John, when you have Bret Michaels? Possibly not
appearing on the final Live episodes of Celebrity
Apprentice, how can you even be bothered with any of this? So
this just going back to, to this Gore thing, and I love that
Investor's Business Daily, a very serious publication. And
yeah, you're right. Let's see if anyone jumps on this. Of course
they won't, because the whole thing is a scam. And everyone,
everyone everybody wants in on it. He set up the Chicago
Climate Exchange, which is now part of which was this guy named
Sandor. I mean, we went through all of this stuff, who, by the
way, is the guy that claims that the climate trading of carbon
credits could be a $10 trillion market, which is why everyone's
shutting up about it. They're like, Hey, how can I get in? But
what you need to know is that the client, the Chicago Climate
Exchange, was set up with grant money from the Joyce Foundation.
And on the board of the Joyce Foundation was Barack Obama. Oh,
really? Yeah. We talked about this on the show. He's all in
your total. Of course, he's all in. So this is zero. So
everybody's in on the scam.
And it's a form of taxation. Well, the
cap and trade will be but then another thing that wasn't
the cap and trade keeps marching forward. How can that happen?
Well, they've changed it to remove pollution. But then on on
Friday, and I'm sure you didn't see this reported. Atlanta based
cm e group has agreed to pay $604 million for Climate
Exchange PLC. This is a London based operator of the Chicago
Climate Exchange and Chicago Climate futures exchange $604
million. The combination of climate exchanges and mission
markets and ICE Futures and OTC energy markets is an important
and logical strategic combination. So what they've
done is they've seen that the heat is on right. They see Oh,
my God, a lamp shed man, you know, the heat is on and all
this and everyone's looking into Gore's investments. And, you
know, and yes, there's a number of go ex Goldman guys who are
we've built this trading company. So now they're going to
hide it in another group. And they've just folded it in. And
it's going to be harder to track. You know, we won't be
able to point to the evil owl, because he'll be on the outside
of it all. And this gets no play. not a small deal, by the
way, more than half a billion dollars for something that
doesn't even work yet.
Yeah, that's pretty amazingly expensive, just based upon
future possible revenues. And this is the trading desk by
these. This is like the the it's like a computer like a PC, like
a big ass computer that they paid a lot of money for. But
you're right. And maybe I should just get into the Bill Maher
show briefly. It'll take me into trains. But when you hear you
know, this propaganda and everyone agreeing on this show,
and let me just tell you, who's on the show. Chris Matthews, of
course from CNN is hardball. Ross do thought from the New
York Times who actually made the most sense on the show. And then
Laura Tyson. And she's the one that scared me the most she is I
guess she's now on the President's Council of Economic
Advisers. I think she's Yeah, she's been on many presidential
economic advisory boards. Of course. I should point out she's
also a director of board on the board of directors of AT and T
Eastman Kodak and she is also a member of the Council on Foreign
Relations. She's one of these Pelosi kinda like women. So
she's the scary one because, you know, her job is actually to
inform the president of economic conditions make economic choices
and to communicate that to the world. And here they are in the
Bill Maher show and this will eventually lead into trains
which is very funny, but it's all about global warming and how
we have to go green what is it going to take for American
understand that even if we don't believe in global warming, the
rest of the world does a stop right there. Yeah. That's That's
pretty crazy stuff to say that the rest of the world doesn't
believe that.
Yeah, no they don't at all it's bought bogus. I mean, they
turned it back in Australia. They won't subscribe to it in
India definitely doesn't buy it. And China doesn't buy it. What
it Who Is he kidding this guy? Yeah, this guy is this is an
unbelievable stooge.
Yeah, by the way, a hardball is I think MSNBC, I'm sorry. I
stand corrected. Thank you. Yes.
And they're making money. They're making money off of
green technology making? Well, I mean, sounds you hear
in the background? Yes. That's a great idea that making money off
a green technology they make Amani evergreen they're not
they're not. And the only guy who's saying it smartly, is this
Ross guy list.
Some people are but he's, I mean, I believe in global
warming. I'm not sure. I always believe in green jobs, though. I
mean, if you look, there's a reason that there are many
reasons that we use oil. But one of the reasons we use oil is
it's still cheaper than the alternatives. And it may be that
you should write that.
I can't quite hear what she says. I think she said again, I
think she says keeping them the alternative is
the alternative. That's what I think she says
cheaper than the alternatives. And it may be that you're right,
we should write.
She's a mumbler.
She's frightening, she's really scary, really scary. We
shouldn't be taxing it. But the problem you get into with green
energy, green jobs and so on is that you have to sit around and
try and pick winners, you have to say we're going to invest in
this and we're gonna invest in this and so on. And the next
thing you know, one of the things that's happened, one of
the many difficulties that the Spanish economy has run into
recently is that they had a green jobs bubble. It was
basically like our housing bubble because I
love that this guy is saying this this The New York Times
guy, you wouldn't expect to make so much sense. But he's
absolutely it wasn't the only problem of course in Spain, but
he's absolutely right. Oh,
no, this Spain, Spain was all in on this deal. And they went
bankrupt doing it.
We were subsidising you know McMansions in the in the
suburbs, and when she came subsidised
what she keeps mumbling right now, it's
really hard, but I tried to separate some of the stuff she's
saying because at a certain point, they're all tied. She
just keeps talking and talking like, you know, like, just like,
Shut up slave. I'm talking people usually stop talking when
I talk in Washington. She just keeps talking just like
housing bubble except we were subsidising you know McMansions
in the suburbs, and they were subsidising green energy and
people threw a tonne of money into it, and the profits never
showed up. And, you know, I mean, Spain has other problems
as well. But the thing to keep in mind is just in case, the
strongest
unfortunately the guy is not media savvy, and that he doesn't
round off his point and then he loses it and then everyone jumps
all over him which Yeah,
what's his name? Mark jumps in there and kills his point,
of course, because Mark just got a new deal for 30 episodes and
he's gonna propagate like heroin, thank God but here's why
I love that analogy. It's like heroin The Godfather. It may
kill us all. But hey, who cares right it's making money and it's
just
the strongest stock heroine The Godfather it's the future here's
a mob is gonna be showing you guys you turn on listen.
anywhere with this, you're not getting where you're looking at
these little boutique industries like this.
Chris Matthews I gotta call them out home to listen to what he
goes off John. He just like like you got it all wrong. You're
wrong. You're right, which is what they learned at MSNBC,
you're on your I
Europe, you go to Europe again, on a train it goes 365 miles an
hour. It is fantastic. You know, they get the channel. They're
doing all this stuff with fast transit. And this kind
of the channel is not fast. Okay, the channel goes
underwater and it's it's the investors in the channel lost
their shirts. They lost billions. Yeah, it's a hugest
money losing scheme ever. And it's not cheap to travel on the
channel. You can get an easy jet for 50 bucks fly almost anywhere
in continental Europe and the channel which by the way drops
you off in France. You still got to drive five hours to get
anywhere outside of France. You know, take
you to Paris. No, of
course not. Yeah, it's expensive. It's
really expensive, like 210 bucks or something to take
the thing? Yeah. And they're still losing money. Yeah, good
deal.
It's you we got what Amtrak time on. I remember him fast transit
across the United States be in Chicago in a day across the
country a couple days. Did you hear that?
It gets better. Just don't even comment. It just gets better. Be
in Chicago in a day. Yay. I can I can poop to Burbank Airport
and be there in a couple hours. than a day. Yes. Fast be up
and down between on fast Simon trains people would love. They
would jump in those trucks. Amtrak can't even turn it on the
northeast.
The Ross guys getting shut out but he's saying look, Amtrak can
even turn a profit on the Northeast Corridor, which is
true Amtrak that
is the place to if you're gonna make money in the in the train
business and in the only place it's practical is in the
Northeast Corridor because it's very competitive. And if you
can't make money there, what are you going to do with a shot a
shot to Chicago that takes a day. turn a profit because it
sucks. No, Bill, no old crowd. Salah is one of the greatest
trains in the world. It's run by government.
You need to have a strong public sector and stop this idea of
free enterprise is going to do every No, but we do have a
strong government, but we already have a heavily
subsidised rail industry. And where is it? It's called Amtrak.
That's Joe, Joe Biden has been I mean, a lot of people like the
fact that you need to fit everywhere else to where I
noticed that the way to get around is fast. You know, no,
frictionless fast moving train.
This is the the meme John, like we're behind everybody else in
the world knows that. We're stupid. We have to get away and
we have to,
on the one hand, and they go on about the strong public sector,
aka Amtrak, and then ridicule Amtrak in the same kind of
dialogue with does this make any sense to anybody? No, it's just
mind control to get you and boy, wait until I play you the
president clip about we might I might as well just go straight
into the whole trains thing. This is great, though. It
doesn't stop. Back. Did you know this China is spending $300
billion on high speed rail, right?
For contracts and government infrastructure projects.
They worked for $1 an hour. Laura Tyson economist 91
what a typical wage in China is $25 a week, below $1 $1 an hour.
We don't have to do it and we don't have federal
listen to what she's saying. Because her message is going to
come up in a minute. She's saying we don't have the
government funds. We don't have the state funds. We don't have
the money, the Civil
War. We're fighting across the country. A lot of guys would
like to start it up again. I noticed in the middle of the
Civil War.
This is another meme. By the way. In the middle of the Civil
War. We built a railroad. This is this is another meme. You've
got to look out for we we've done it before. Yeah, I kind of
did it later to yeah,
don't think Texas. No, I interposition. Anyway, we built
this. We built the Interstate railroad system. We built the
cross country trains. We had an interstate the land grant
colleges scientific farming. We did all that in the middle of
civil war. We can do a lot of big things in a public sector
way. Do you ride attitudes? Chris gay, right. Do you ride
DSLR
isn't on the list tonight. But it should be on the list.
Because one other thing happened this week, we had the first
meeting of the
now listen to this. So this woman is actually she has the
president's ear. Okay, she's the one that tells the President
what we need to do for the economy
deficit reduction commission. And the US current the US has a
huge deficit and debt problem. And I want to warn everybody
here it's very dangerous
or warning, John, Take heed when women like this talk. It's a
warning.
But what really think about this building massive infrastructure,
which was part of the way the US became a major economic power.
We're not going to have the funds to do it. We're gonna say
oh, we need to actually cut the devil
or we need to Alright, so then so Bill Maher goes in the whole
thing saying like, well, we got 787 billion How come I'm not
getting any trains for that? And she gives the answer. She gives
the answer as to how we're going to build this high speed rail
and it is the most unAmerican horrible thing I've ever heard
in my life. So tax baby tax hike, maybe is what we should do
with the I certainly Everyone applauded
for taxes. Anybody applauded for taxes.
Taxes here, which is very important. One can tax baby tax
the oil companies,
okay, let's not do that because they're our friends.
But I think that to solve America's environmental
problems, to move America to alternative energy to move
America to efficiency in buildings, to have everybody in
this audience and everybody who's listening, be more
efficient in the use of energy, we have to consider taxing it.
We have to raise the price. The price of oil and oil products in
the United States, as you know is a fraction of what
that's not entirely true. Yes, a fraction but half is not like no
she makes it sound like it's like 1/18 of a percent of the of
the cost of gas anywhere else.
Yes. In other countries that don't have the environment to
build solar or wind the way we do,
what is that other countries don't have the environment to
build solar and wind the way we do?
What is she talking about? That this is put? Yeah, well, I
almost
do it because the price of oil is artificial, and the tax is
great source of revenue. So I would say add that in as another
price,
and user and BP This is the company that owned that oil rig.
It was kind of good news and bad news for them this week. Bad
news, their rig exploded good news. Their profit for the first
quarter was doubled last year, $6 billion. And oil last year
was $41 a barrel. Now it's 84. And part of the reason it's
gonna go up again, is because of this exploding rig, so it's kind
of a win win for them, as opposed to say a pelican. Right?
But if you want so he does the setup and she gets the hammered
home.
But if you want to slow down demand for their product, and
therefore slow down the price increase that they the increase
in the price of their gallons of oil they sell you have to slow
down demand by giving users a price incentive not to use it
right price incentive, a price incentive now doesn't make it
really expensive. that interesting.
Yeah, a price incentive. I think that's called a disincentive or
a reverse
incentive. That's bullcrap. This woman is horrible
while she's running a lot of the show. This is what you got to
know.
I didn't know about this. You got me on this one? Well, I know
where this comes from. Because on April 17, there was a press
conference in Washington, Ray LaHood, who was our
transportation secretary, which I just love that name. LaHood
sounds like a hood. Rodney. LaHood LaHood. You live in?
Okay. Raela hood, Joe Biden. And President Obama, very small, not
really picked up by a lot of people. But it did happen. It
was just for press only. And of course, I spent a lot of my time
on the weekend watching C span. I got a couple of clips from it
that I'll just go to quickly. The first here's a piece of
Rayleigh Hood's introduction. This year, as we celebrate the
200th anniversary of Lincoln's birth, it is fitting that we
recapture that ambitious, can do spirit. There's the meme. Once
again, Civil War, we built it, then we can do it again. And
it's fitting in an era of highways and airport congestion
that we once again, make passenger rail, an important
part of our national transportation strategy. All
around the country. People are asking for more rail service
ridership on Amtrak No,
no, of
course not. He's just making it up. Where are the people
protesting? We want trains, we want trains. It's crazy, isn't
it? commuter rail, and subways is on the rise. And across
Europe and Asia. People enjoy the comfort and convenience of
high speed trade travel. That's why it's so important for us to
jumpstart a new era in American train travel. Okay, so Pete No,
people are enjoying that. Yeah, they also enjoy the strikes. And
then Joe Biden who of course is Thank you, darling, who was Mr.
Train. He, he has to set up the president. This is how it works.
It's like It's like two opening acts. This guy has this now
Biden gets in on the act and who is actually thanking for setting
all this up. Many
people deserve credit for this the great congressional leaders
who have been introduced today, many of you if I started going
to the audience, the people I've known been working with the
vendors in this we'd be here all day, Mr. President. But there's
so many critical aspects of this so many supporters in state
capitals, among the cities among the governors. But on behalf of
of those of us who've been waiting for this day for
decades, Mr. President, I want to pay particular thanks to
three people. And the first is Secretary LaHood. For his
leadership and vision he jumped right into this job and he
didn't miss a step didn't didn't miss a beat was ready to go from
day one.
Now of course we know why Joe Biden was actually chosen as
vice president. He was chosen to push this agenda he is Mr.
Train. This is the whole reason that guy's in the job is to push
this train thing
and this is very unkempt. Yeah, sorry. Okay. Well, I
want to bring up something after we're all done with this because
I think the train thing, is there selling it for one purpose
and going to use it for another. I mean, it's so obvious. Okay.
Well, you
hold on to that. I'll finish up real quick. I just want you to
hear who Biden props as the guy who really pushed this agenda
aggressive.
Mr. President, I want to thank Rahm Emanuel. I not only as
smart as the devil not always a former Congressman, I believe
was the president is was wrong. Tenacious, tenacious persistence
that led to getting In his high speed rail funding the Recovery
Act, it was a year direction but I'm not sure it would have been
able to been done.
Alright, so then he so he's propping Rahm Emanuel Rahm
Emanuel is, you know, doesn't do anything without some kind of
agenda. And part of that agenda is of course, that Chicago is
going to be a huge hub for the high speed rail least that's the
way it's planned. In the show notes at no agenda show.com You
can find tonnes of links and drawings. And you can see that
this whole thing has been laid out. We just kind of didn't see
it. But now listen to what the President says. And the clip is
a little long, so I'll cut it off after the pertinent point. I
believe that air transportation is purposely being made
extremely unattractive for this very reason of pushing this
whole train agenda. And listen to the clip the President makes
about it.
Today. Our ageing system of highways and byways, air routes
and rail lines is hindering that growth. Our highways are clogged
with traffic, costing us $80 billion a year in lost
productivity and wasted fuel. Our airports are choked with
increased loves some of you flew down here. And you know what
that was about? No,
what was that about?
What was it about? be here tomorrow? If you took the train?
What was that about? What was it about what because we have to
stand at the stupid TSA security checkpoint? Yeah, that's a pain
in the ass. But no, it's not all that bad. I get from Los Angeles
to San Francisco, the city door to door in under three hours.
With the plane. It's not that bad. It's cheap. It's 59 bucks.
But what is that about? Mr. President, you just winning when
people do that? It's like, oh, that irks me. You know what
that's about? I don't have to tell you shut up slave. Right
that I'm that I'm correct.
By the way, what is an ageing airway?
He says, bullshit. It's a plane in the air. It's not a I'll tell
you what's ageing about it? Because they remember the new
the new system that's supposed to be put in place that oh,
there's all kinds of computer errors. We can figure it out.
They lost the satellite for the new ways GPS navigation system.
This is a setup. It's a total setup. Ah, ageing airway system
is not ageing. It works fine. It works perfectly. Okay. Oh, yeah.
But we have accidents and stuff happens is really bad. But it
gets worse.
You actually see 30,000 flights a day. It gets
worse, John,
we're at the mercy of fluctuating gas prices all too
often. And by the way,
trains don't run for free.
They run on on nothing. Yeah, it's not
it's not. I wish they ran on magnets alone, but it's not
true. They run on electricity, which has to be generated
somewhere somehow,
we pump too many greenhouse gases into the air. What we need
then is a smart transportation system equal to the needs of the
21st century. A system that reduces travel times and
increases mobility, a system that reduces congestion and
boosts productivity. A system that reduces destructive
emissions and creates jobs.
But how do you reduce destructive emissions? Again, it
trains don't run for free.
And by the way, how does it reduce time that it takes I get
to Chicago from San Francisco in four hours? Yeah. And within you
know, another half hour of this downtown, how does taking a
train which
Oh, wait, he's gonna tell you John. Shut up sleeve. He's gonna
tell you
talking about his a vision for high speed rail in America.
Imagine boarding a train in the centre of a city. No racing to
an airport. And across the terminal. No delays. No sitting
on the tarmac. No lost luggage. No taking off your
shoes. There it is. You bastard. No, taken off your shoes. Oh, so
we're not going to have TSA checkpoints on the train.
Terrorists won't be attacking trains.
Lies total law. I just and how do you have what? They're gonna
make a check luggage anyway,
but let's listen to how the stupid media laughs at this
joke, which is not funny. It's not funny. What Ian? We're not
gonna have shoe bombers on trains. If everybody's on the
train. Don't you see that this is actually splitting open the
entire security theatre that is the airports. It's being done on
purpose.
So lost luggage. Now taking off your shoes
idiots. Imagine whisking through towns at speeds over 100 miles
an hour. Wow. I was going
to Chicago as a little kid on a train that we would do 100 miles
an hour.
I like going 500 miles an hour. Sorry. That's my speed power
will be takes forever. It took three days to get to Chicago now
it's going to take one whole day. That's crazy. Nobody wants
this. Why don't they put their money in the supersonic
transports? That would be a better idea. Okay, here's what's
really going on. This is all bull. This is all theatre they
don't, there was no hope. Let's be realistic. Ladies and
gentlemen, there was no hope for passenger service to Chicago to
ever be more than just kind of a casual vacation kind of thing is
not going to be done for business. Nobody can afford the
time is not possible. Nobody's going to take a train from San
Francisco to New York ever. I don't care how fast it goes. The
fact of the matter is they want to just throw some money into
this system so they can have faster transport of goods.
They're going to Warren Buffett didn't buy Burlington Northern.
For the purposes of putting people on trains. This is a
ruse. It's to make it seem as though it needs support for this
we need support because people are going to get on the train
nobody's getting on the train. This is so we can screw the
teamsters get trucks off the road and move with more
efficiency. Because if you can get a one day for shipping a big
container full of crap to Chicago from San Francisco takes
a day to get there on a high speed train. That's faster than
a trucks gonna get there. There's a lot of money to be
made moving goods. From here to there. There's never going to be
transportation for people. It's a ruse. It's bogus. It's bull
crap. Oh, I think we can play it John Cena borax diva day.
Well, thank you, John, thank you for wrapping it up perfectly
well. And so the big money that they've invested in this $8
billion from the stimulus package and additional 5 billion
over the next five years, which is pretty much enough to pay the
architects to make the drawing. That's about it. It's not
gonna be a lot of money spent on this thing. But it's, it's, you
know, it's not for people, but they're gonna sell it, they
gotta sell it to us because it's going to cost a lot of money.
They're gonna charge us taxes on our gasoline because it is
dipshit woman and all the rest of these people they want and
all the people clapping for taxes, oh, we're not Taxed
Enough. Let's get taxed more. And it's all going to be for
high speed rail as though it was for us. But it's not. It's for
Warren Buffett and all the big investors who need to move want
to screw the teamsters essentially, and get trucks off
the road and move goods faster. There's no people on these
trains. I'm gonna show my son moved by donate to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh, yeah, that'd be fun
so let's go over some of the people that donated this
week. Yeah, here comes the real scam.
Which is what we're not getting enough money. That's the real
fast.
I'm like, man, these guys gave me a billion dollars. You know,
I will hand deliver the mp3 file to every listener for a billion
dollars. Yeah,
we get a few 100 bucks. Okay, Montgomery Santos in Buffalo,
New York. 112 14 has a few things to say you can read it
over. If you think there's something good in there. Matthew
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much for South Australia. We got $33.30 333 times 399 90 from
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in Zurich where they were all the real money is Zurich,
Switzerland. See he has he wants to say that Carsten we wish me
luck until Karsten he is a douche. says a deuce but I think
he meant douche. Okay. James Chapo Crown Point. Indiana. $60.
Sebastian the stick hitter. In in. Okay, you
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I'll try it. Try it again.
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they still make good pies, they're good. pottery, pottery.
Your knowledge of the world is stunning.
That is and Spartanburg enterprises. And he wants a
happy birthday to Andreya Garni. A
we actually I did that on. He did it. I did it on the daily
source code he had Yeah, he had a whole bit, man. Okay, well
played a song and everything. So you don't need to do it.
But she's got a great name Garni a the sexiest woman in Canada
you say? Gil friand New Haven, Connecticut. 5510 To nickels on
the dime, double nickels on the dime. He's noticing some memes
out there. What does he get anything interesting? I don't
know.
All right, I think so. That's it. Bye. stealing say something.
No, I'm sorry.
John, Nate gelee in crossing your Washington Crossing
Pennsylvania.
I think it might be Nagler.
Nagler Yeah, definitely it is definitely definitely definitely
negligent. Definitely. Ryan Pels, damn Deming New Mexico.
two nickels on the dime. Deb and Carter Hutchins, Mooresville
Indiana and Andrei Peters and I have to go to the because we
have a promotion going on in the deuce club. Some of these two
nickels and the dimes have floated into the other thing and
I'll get mention those names later we after Fidel look it up
now as we give our two knighthoods out
when we have I think we have another birthday that I think
you'd kind of glossed over I think we do have to do that
this was the Ryan pelts he says Happy Birthday to Forrest Gumpy
Kershner. And he generated double nickels on the dime for
that. Man The Beatles are we should be paying Michael Jackson
some money.
Send him $1 Yeah. So we have two knights. So I think we should
make them. Okay.
Wow. All right. Who do we have?
Well, we got
on a second. I got it. I'm I'm ready.
We have wanted to share our Daniel or our Daniels our
Daniels. Oh, this is yeah, he don't. He went straight into a
knighthood. You said nine times 50. Is 450. A lot of money. No,
that was Jake Kelly. Should confused. All right. Are Daniels
do we need to talk about our Daniels and go straight into his
night? Well, he
also sent it to my on behalf of John Lee's birthday, so I guess
we have to do a birthday thing this night.
Yeah. Okay. Draw your sword John. Okay. Our Daniels kneel
before us as we now proudly night the SIR are Daniels,
Knights of the no agenda roundtable. Please join us over
here for some hookers and blow at our trading desk. And our
second night are Jake Kelly Kelly right now? He's been on a
plan. He's,
oh, he's the one who's got John Lee's birthday. He's the one.
That's right.
Okay. All right. Jake, Kelly. Neil before us, John. You better
get the big sword for that one. Oh, I'm a big guy. Jake Kelly.
We hereby proudly pronounced the Jake Kenny. Night of the no
agenda roundtable. Both of you join us here at the table, which
is filling up and the rings are coming.
aren't good. And the last of our of our two nickels, double
nickels on the dime, folks is Kevin l caulk. Kristen,
Christian Burgas. And we do have a lot of people that are going
to be mentioned on our third show for two nickels on the dime
by Thomas Reid. Want to mention him and finally, Daniel Rudolph.
I said Kevin l cocked at night. Yes, you did. And that's
interesting.
So how about those rings? John?
Yeah, they're getting well, by the way we have here's the deal.
I finally got an artist who was going to be and we were going to
force him to do it because he is perfect for this. And that's
Neil Dixon.
Oh, he is perfect for this. Oh my god, what a great idea. Did
you talk to him about it?
Well, I we were, we were out shopping for something he had to
bring back to London or England. He lives in Cornwall now. And he
didn't have enough money. So I picked up the tab and said Look,
here's the deal. You have to do these rings. And so he agreed to
it. So he's on the hook.
The guy is an amazing artist. I think it's Neil Dixon. dotnet Oh
yeah, the guy is fantastic. He's just yeah
fantastic. He's extremely just amazing. Yeah, he's totally
amazing as a pen and ink stuff is just outrageous and he's and
he's also has a kind of a perverse style that is just wow.
Anyway, so yeah, he's going to be the guy. So we were on we're
on that that should be done shortly. And then we can get
these rings now we do have we have to mention sir birch, the
pins, the pins he gave us some pins that his son did that will
be distributed to Black Knights and we had given to all the
Knights I'm not sure yet that are quite nice to wear on the
shoot.
And as with us generals, Knights of the no agenda roundtable are
permitted to create their own uniform and you can hang all
kinds of crap off of it. Anything you want to do
Yes. Mostly buttons from trade shows. That's what we encourage.
Yeah. So did we give a birthday shout out to John Lee? Boy sorry
Happy Birthday John Lee. That's how you do it radio style baby.
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been listening to the back archives, trying to find a
couple of different pieces that we will be discussing on the
Deuce, which is I guess it'll be 200.5. Is that kind of the
episode that it'll be John? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
So it'll be for donors only.
And I want to remind people that when we set we're gonna send out
a code or there are a site that you can go to listen to this
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think everybody in particular, people who are on the $5 a month
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anonymous donors, those donations are really
appreciated. Eric did a chart for us. And I think the chart
Hold on, I have it here. And we look at it the Sustaining
monthly donations. By where is it here it is subscription. By
2018, we will be able to live on the donations alone on the
monthly donations 2018.
We're almost there.
But we do want to do more. And so we're putting our your money
where our mouth is we're bringing you an extra third
show, we'd love to do a lot more. And there is so much to do
every single day. And just think about if we actually had the
time now, John, you have to leave on time today, because
you're working somewhere you're actually trying to pay some
bills in another way. Yeah, I'm
going to do a New Orleans, right in New
Orleans. Yes, yeah. So I did some extra work. And I read two
things. One, I read the entire Arizona bill. I don't know if we
want to get into that. But I did put the the text of it in the
show notes at no agenda show.com. Perhaps more
importantly, I took the time to read the Wall Street reform
bill, which is proposed by Chris Dodd, have the full text of
that. And this, of course, is just a draft. Now remember, I'm
the guy that read the Lisbon Treaty. So I actually kind of
enjoyed this. And I love reading the summaries and then going
into all the individual bits. And let me just summarise it for
you. The Federal Reserve gets all the power. That's
essentially what this bill is. And now we understand why people
are against it. Because the Federal Reserve, despite its
name is not a government agency that's otherwise will be called
the Federal Reserve agency, or the federal reserve division,
but it is actually a commercial bunch of banks. And they don't
even talk about the Federal Reserve's throughout this entire
document. They keep talking about the Board of Governors,
the Board of Governors are of course the Board of Governors of
the Federal Reserve, they will be providing oversight for all
the banks. So in essence, and I just gotta say it I literally
see and while tough, I'll say in a second. They get all control
over all banks, which is exactly what they want. Because they're
running the show. Yeah, that's what they do. Yeah, it's bankers
in the Federal Reserve. So they just they just it's like, hey,
like here it is. Go ahead. Take control of everything you now
control. This is the business plot finally taking finally
coming to fruition. Now when I take that and I add in all this
train stuff I want to say please, even though many of you
are sceptics, and I'm looking at you, John C. Dvorak, pick up a
copy of iron Rand, that story is unfolding before our very eyes
with the tiger transcontinental with the banker takeover with
all of the shills in government
are using it as a playbook. Yeah,
it's complete playbook complete. You can predict what's gonna
happen next,
your voice went up an
octave interesting because I'm like amazed I'm amazed at what's
happening.
So we had a couple of stories that kind of creeping around we
got by the way, your Do you remember the Ellen? I don't I
could I didn't have it. I was gonna make a clip of memory of
the the old Apple ad with Ellen ffice. Who would the stoner girl
that was you know, went on about how they the she used a
Macintosh now that because her PC ate her paper and that kind
of thing is very famous admitting that. No, no, remember
that. Okay, with that I'm gonna hold. I have to get this clip
for it for the next show. I'll do it next time. I'll do this
next time. I won't do it. Now. I
have the ad here. If you want to play it real quick. Yeah, play
it without help. Hold on a second. Of course, it's, that's
the internet's baby. We use
writing paper on the PC. And it was like, and then, like, half
of my paper was gone. And I was like, devoured my paper was
really a paper. And I had to write it again. And I had to do
it fast. So it wasn't as good it's kind of
this was part of the switch campaign on face and I'm a
student
Yeah, and this was a it was one of the funniest ads so that that
model for ads I have a there's a natural gas ad out there that's
been floating around the country that uses the same model of a
dingbat who's gonna tell us about green she doesn't know
anything apparently. And I just first thing I when I heard this
out is that this is this is a clone of the Ellen ffice ad.
I was just reading in the next 20 years we'll need like 420
gigawatts of new power to keep up with this country's demand
Giga white. I don't know what that is. Sounds like a lie. I
just want it to be cleaner energy
that was my Giga Eureka.
America's new natural gas or cleaner, smarter energy. And
soon to be really expensive. Yeah, that's our theory. Yeah.
Soon to be extremely
doesn't know what a gigawatt is. Which is not you know, it's just
the you know, it's
assaulting This is insulting. You know, I got a 19 year old
kid. She's not like this. She's She's, she's not stupid. Yeah.
And I just go to 15 year old She's not stupid. That's not how
they actually the other good. Well, it's a Google Well, yeah,
there you go. That's right. That's exactly what are, you
know, I thought first that our schools weren't teaching kids
anything, but I was wrong. They are teaching our kids exactly
the values they need, how to cheat. cheat on your test. If
you don't cheat on your test, your teacher will help you
cheat. Because that's all you need in this life. You need to
cheat and become be part of a scam. Okay, right. That's what
we're all doing. We're actually teaching our kids the right
thing. You have some skills you need to know how to cheat.
That's pretty insulting.
Yeah, I thought you'd get a kick out of it now. So I also had a I
found a new meme that's cropping up everywhere. Oh, boy.
Then we haven't had enough.
Just I know that these these things are ridiculous. The
latest one is Teddy Roosevelt. They keep making reference to
Teddy Roosevelt. Everybody has a new book out on Teddy Roosevelt.
Everybody that does all the economic books are coming out.
They're talking about Teddy Roosevelt, Teddy Roosevelt,
specifically about the the fact that he formed a Progressive
Party, which was also known as the Bull Moose.
Oh, wait a minute. wasn't wasn't Teddy Roosevelt, the guy who
almost got kicked out because of the business plot?
No, no, no, he was always a legit guy. But he was one of the
he's one of our more famous presidents. He's the one who in
the Lowry gave the Nash he was a Republican, he started the
national park system, he threw the central bank's bankers easy
to attack the banks. And
that's why it's cropping up because we prop it up and then
he
ran twice, and he wanted to run a third time and the Republicans
said, you know, we're trying to keep this third time bull crap.
We don't want to do it so they wouldn't let him run.
We'd like the magic number. We'd like the magic number Teddy, but
no, we're not gonna do it.
He ran as an independent split the party and Woodrow Wilson got
in and the rest is history. But I got a bunch of these. This
keeps cropping up. To play, here's a guy who wrote a book as
MIT professor wrote a book called 13 judges, which tells
everybody how they should fix the economy, but he brings it
up, play that,
to have come into its own. In recent elections, both Barack
Obama and John McCain channel TR, in 2008. In fact, I
described Barack Obama in the last chapter of my book as the
apotheosis of progressive democracy. I confess I'm not
exactly sure what that means. But we could talk about it, but
it seemed, it seemed, it seemed to make sense.
Okay, so I spotted the mean, TR.
Yeah. What was it? This guy wasn't the professor This is
another guy what is apotheosis? I don't know. I never bothered
to look it up. Because apparently doesn't mean that
much to him. Why should I care
refers to the exalted exaltation of a subject to divine level.
The term has meanings in theology, where it refers to a
belief and an art word refers to a genre.
Oh, yeah, I don't think I don't think the sentence makes sense.
I mean, how is how is Obama the apotheosis of Roseville? I'm not
getting it. Okay, whatever. Play TR spot. One is another guy.
constitutional system. In particular, each candidate tried
to grapple with this, the challenge of the trust's with
the emergence of corporations, the concentration, the
concentration of economic power, which posed fundamental
challenges to the foundations of the decentralised republic of
the 19th century. Now that the 1912 election, registered and
inspired fundamental changes in American politics, suggests the
importance of the Progressive Party. presented that
that's a wrong clip. Forget it. Try playing Roosevelt book.
That's the one I just played.
Oh, that's okay. That's not the guy I'm looking for. I'm looking
for T R spot one. That's
the one I'm playing now. I played Roosevelt book a minute
ago, and this is TR spot one. Okay, play.
constitutional system, in particular.
What I owe a lot. Here's Roosevelt book, which I just
played
to have come into its own in recent elections.
Right. Forget it. I got the wrong guy here. Nevermind crap.
Well, I get the idea. Tr is the new meme. And they're using
Teddy Roosevelt to push through this Wall Street reform.
Yep. But you're gonna hear a lot of TR references over the next
few months.
So just so you know, the Wall Street reform is a handover
complete handover.
Yeah, that's a scam. Like everything else.
We could just call it no agenda, big scam. Let's talk about
vaccines for a second. Just give you a quick rundown or some
amazing things.
But before you do that, you might as well play my vaccine.
You had I
think we actually have to agenda. Is that the one you
meant?
No, I meant the backwards cheerleader.
Well, that's also a part of the swine flu thing, isn't it? Yeah.
Okay.
They're hard to counteract, you know, conspiracy theories tend
to be popular. And I wish
we were popular. If we were popular, then we'd be doing this
full time. It's hard to undo that kind of damage. I spoke
recently, I had a high school near here. What is what is this?
This is a news report.
Yeah, as a news report, and yeah, they're, you know, if you
haven't noticed, and there's a couple of things that came out
recently. I mean, I guess in Australia, they were taken aback
I got so much shooting people with that. But it's like
they're, they're just latch last ditch effort to get rid of this
damn vaccine, which is, you know, they just clog it up, you
know, they get they bought all this stuff. And they got to
rationalise it. And so they're doing everything they can to
like, you know, the flu season, middle of the summer, that'd be
telling us to take this thing here. There were about
200 people in the audience. And I asked them how many had gotten
the influenza vaccine and about half raise their hands of the
half that didn't raise their hands. They said they didn't get
it because on YouTube, they saw a Redskins cheerleader say that
she had gotten the vaccine and had a so called dystonic
reaction. She's the beautiful cheerleader whose heartbreaking
story is shocking the nation. This clip of Redskins
cheerleader Deseret Jennings went viral on the web after a
local Fox News Station broke the story. Love the voice. Oh my
God, that's awesome.
That's the guy that's the voiceover guy for product line.
He's got the best voice in the business, which
it sounds like you're fucking crazy. If you believe this is
real. This is really stupid conspiracy theorists have
planted this. She reported a bizarre neurological reaction to
a flu vaccine that caused her to be able only to walk backwards.
Her story has been viewed and shared. Two and a half times.
run just fine. It's only when She stops. You see, that's where
the that's where the spasm start. Now you can walk
backwards though the students who sat in that room were much
more likely to believe something they had seen on YouTube from a
Washington Redskins cheerleader than they would have believed
something that they weren't getting.
Okay, a couple of things here we have to note one. Why are the
students so sceptical that they would believe a YouTube clip
above? what the experts are telling them?
Oh, really, because you know, these people don't even know
what a gigawatt is. So these stupid students need to shut up
and believe us.
Exactly. And the other thing that's that's interesting is
that the math doesn't work out here. The the guy who says he
asked us to students who got the shot, and only half of them took
their, their put their hands up, meaning 50% of the students
didn't take the shot. And he attributed that to the fact that
they all apparently watch this clip of the girl who's watched
walking backwards, which is on the blog, it's all over the
place. But but if you look at the absolute numbers, a two and
a half million people seeing this clip that too, for half the
students. You'd have to have like, half the country has had
to see this. I mean, how does that half of this this sample?
Does that mean 150 million people saw this clip? I don't
think so now. So the whole show the nether words, his premise is
totally bogus.
Well, the reason why this is happening is is because there's
a another deal another scam with the the insurance of medical
companies and with our end governments worldwide, it's it's
a big one. It's the vaccine scam. And I have a couple more
examples of that. vaccines have now been transformed into not
even something that that stops a virus, but it's just a shot that
will stop you from getting sick on something. And I think that's
John, why they're not propagating the swine flu
vaccine anymore. If we listen to this clip as broadcasts on WGN
in Chicago, which was sent to us by one of our producers, there,
in fact that they're saying you need to listen to warnings about
vaccinations, and take your vaccines, which by the way, will
have no copay. According to the new health care bill, they will
be covered 100% by the insurance companies. Here's the clip,
which is really meant to scare you into taking vaccines.
Lisa had a 21 I almost died. I remember. When he measured my
oxygen level, my blood was very low. So he had told me, I needed
to go straight to the emergency room. They said I was still
conscious. I don't remember, they put me in a coma was
obviously on a ventilator to help me breathe. I was on
dialysis for five weeks, my muscle was gone. I mean, my legs
were as far as my arms. It affects people in different
ways. And it just happened to me differently. And at the time,
there were a lot of cases in the ICU along with you kind of
thinking I could have had a vaccine and not spent all that
time in the hospital. Why take the chance I take a chance and
not get it
protect yourself from h1 and one it's not too late to vaccinate.
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ready.illinois.gov. This message brought to you by the Illinois
Department of Public Health and your local health department
right so it's not too late to vaccinate is the is the mean.
And here's a couple of examples from news in the past three
days. In chemo nation east the British National Health Service
has begun bribing teenage girls between the ages of 16 and 18 to
get Gardasil vaccines, now handing out shopping vouchers
worth about $70. So go shop and then just take this little
vaccine, it's not a problem. Which of course everyone else is
paying for, like $350 a pop. The best one though, is the FDA. And
I love it when the FDA which is supposed to be people who
understand medicine actually say they have approved a vaccine,
the first vaccine to treat which of course, is already a conflict
in definition to treat prostate cancer or any cancer. Provenge
change Provenge it cost $93,000. But it will prolong your life.
If you have prostate cancer. It can give you about four extra
months to live and let's face it, who wouldn't want to spend
100 grand to live for more months. And I love the
statistics after three years of testing 32% of men given
Provenge were alive compared to 23% Who gave or were given a
placebo? How does that work? You know,
it's like it's never ends, you know, I know but they've
approved it as a vaccine, not a vaccine. Then they have
this thing. It's the vaccine treats processors
another one to deal with. changed the language again this
is all new speak it's ridiculous.
Meanwhile in get my nation down under we've had a couple of
deaths and a number of kids severely ill from the swine flu
these are the under five kids from
yeah they're mixing the swine flu vaccine in with the regular
flu vaccine is making people sick and this is showing them
CSL limited a couple of producers pointed out to me and
I did get some information on CSL. And let me see if I have
the report here somewhere. It was very funny. They actually
said right there on their website. We've checked we've
tested everything and no problem whatsoever. We could continue
giving it to kids under fire over here nothing to see. look
terrible. Yeah, almost 65,000 children aged five and younger
in Western Australia receive free flu vaccinations. So this
is only happening in Western Australia, made by CSL and
Sanofi adventus as part of a trial that reduced
hospitalizations by 88% they now say you don't have to worry
don't worry about your kid dying. Unless of course you
listen to the clip of the girl whose arm whose legs were as big
as her arms so yeah, it's all gonna be about vaccines and the
whole vernacular when the FDA is actually saying a vaccine treat
something or vaccine can can stop you from smoking it's not a
vaccine
doesn't make sense because it doesn't add vaccines create
antibodies it's an English smokin got to do with antibodies
an injection is what it is when you were shot of something
they're giving you a shot of poison so
of course you know nice that's what it is. I think you're right
it's poison it's just poison honey.
Here take a shot so yes, I do have to leave shortly but I we
have a couple of I have some dibs because we get people who
said to us or to me mostly oh you know you guys did you finish
the show up and it's been it's depressing because it shows
mostly depressing
was like then you shouldn't then you should let me do one more
before
before I do that I have a couple of humorous clips.
Okay, let me let me give you one more story and then we'll wind
it up on a happy note John Of course I do although I think
watch donations tank watch them tank
it will work that org slash in a Please support my theory that
some crappy code is a good idea
like this. When we end on a happy note. I guarantee you it's
going to tank. Here's this this is beautiful.
Oh, by the way, don't forget this Wednesday, and I'm sending
a mailing. reminding people is double nickels on the dime day.
That's right. Once every 100 years. Is that true?
Yeah, you got five 510 That's a 5510 double nickels on the dime.
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Well, current Monsanto shill. This is a new brand that we have
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eat the toxic? Yeah, the GNA the modified food? Yep, that kit
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to eat it.
A food system for Dummies says new Val visionary Dr. David
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high V supermarket, which I'm sure is real quality. Ag
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consumers to better quality food and how new Val can help educate
consumers on better food choices. I just got to play and
you will use Neubau because you need to eat when we tell you
it's genetically modified and you need to shut up slave watch
this thing being propagated I don't know if they've hired Hill
and Knowlton yet, but you watch you watch the president. It's
gonna happen. You can already see it happening. The President
is gonna say you know this is really good. We need to put kids
in school need to learn and look I can see cheese's it here is
like, if you're talking about a nutrition system cheese, it
should not be anywhere on the website.
And the whole thing this is yeah, we're gonna track this
this is bad.
This is bad really. And it's a commercial entity who are the
partners or the the supermarkets is like, look at this tray of
food at the tray of food looks disgusting, and it looks like
something you're gonna see in school. Missouri School District
to grade its own food options. They're just starting this fall
for here it is starting this fall. All the district's high
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Yes to some some zebra if
we end the show right here, donations through the roof. But
no. Go ahead, John. Let's wrap it up with some All right, well,
there's got a couple of things I've got. So there was a
commercial for the Kentucky Derby I recorded and they're
talking about all these different acts that are playing
there. And there's a group called the The rascals land or
there's some there's some kind of a rock group called rascal
something but it's not what it is. Not the young rascals. No
no, this a rascal some that candidate unfortunately, I
didn't write it down but but it's not what she says it is
when she announces this. And I'd like to see if you can figure
out what she does say firstly, the list a bunch of women and
then I don't know what was on her mind. But she calls that to
this group that I think she gave me the wrong name. Okay.
Your Kentucky Derby party begin Saturday for Eastern. The
today's shows Natalie Morales hits the red carpet with Diane
Lane, Ashley Simpson, Rebecca Romaine Russell, and others join
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NBC. I didn't get
it. Rascal. What did you hear?
How do you begin Saturday for Eastern today's shows Natalie
Morales hits the red carpet with Diane Lane, Ashley.
Rebecca Romain rascals and others Jordan rascals suds?
Surely you've heard of them? It's a it's a new Jay Z joint.
All right. Well, that's not that's that's depressing. Okay,
then.
Of The Day, which I think is
I have no no, I have the absolute humour of the day clip
of him up top it when
I got the biggest kick out of this is kind of a commentary on
society. Monk, the the Add or noise, the obsessive compulsive
guy who's decided he was discovered that this woman was
you know, she's trying out to be an American citizen. And he
comes to this conclusion. And I just thought this was a
beautiful little line. Listen to this jello speech.
She couldn't stand the thought of him having a life that she's
miserable. Everybody else has to be miserable. She tried to kill
him before, six months ago. But there wasn't enough evidence to
invite her. If you knew who didn't Why don't you go to the
police.
She was afraid you're not a citizen yet, but you're about to
take your naturalisation test. She was afraid to draw attention
to herself. You know that? That pamphlet in your bag, you're
studying the US Constitution. Something no citizen would ever
do that. Good luck, by the way.
That's actually pretty funny.
I thought so. Okay,
so let me save you the embarrassment. John. The name of
the group is Rascal Flatts. Okay, and they are a country
band. And here's their cover of Life is a highway. So just so
people don't think we're total boneheads we are boneheads,
okay? No, I'm sorry, John. Although funny. It does not
compare to this clip. Don't tell me I lost it. Ah, great. Oh,
crap. I win. No, wait a minute. No, no, you don't win. Oh. I got
it. Oh, crap. This was the best one ever. But say something. I'm
confused. Now. I'm flower.
Let's really get on the blog that might be of interest to
people.
I'm flummoxed.
Do animals have a right to privacy? I got it. I got it. I
got it. I got it. I got it.
I got it. Okay, I don't need your help anymore. This will
wind up the show. This is Rosanna Scotto. On a good day
New York. And they're talking about of all things milk and
different types of milk and what should they call these types of
milk? Have a listen. There
should milk that's not from a cow be called Milk. What do you
what do you think? Yeah, sure. Mother's Milk is not from a cow
and we call it milk. Dr. sudden, they're talking about things
like the soy milk, right? You know, rice. No, I know it. Yeah.
What else are we going to call it? Soy juice? Soy jism rosette
There you go.
I had that clip and I thought the banner play
you should have because I think that's the clip of the week.
Separately the clip of some
soy jism Give me a break.
Right What is what's on her mind?
Oh, well. There you go. What's on our mind for playing it?
Not you played it. Good blog posts you might want to check
out do animals have a right to privacy? Apparently some
professor believes Of course he's in East Anglia says that
documentary producers are ignoring the fact that animals
tried to hide from humans which implies they do not consent to
being filmed.
Yes, and the one thing we didn't get to but which I'm tracking as
we've passed the Arizona immigration bill, there's
another little publicised bill that passed, making it illegal
to create intentionally create human animal hybrids. And so
apparently, there's a problem in Arizona with people creating
animal human hybrids and the kicker is 12 people voted
against it.
That's fine out who they are.
Coming to you from the hilltop Watchtower crackpot command
centre and get mo nation West Southern California. Yay. I'm
Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where the sun is shining and the
dogs are barking. I'm John C. Dvorak. We'll
talk again on Thursday, early morning service right here on no
agenda.