When I was a kid, I swear to God, I don't remember ever
seeing women going like that. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's January 24 2010. Time for you to get my nation media
assassination episode 168 This is no agenda all your money from
Hollywood to Haiti and coming to you live from the mineral
security containment sell crackpot command centre in Gitmo
nation West San Francisco, California in the morning. I'm
Adam curry,
and it's cloudy here in Northern Silicon Valley and the rain is
coming. I'm John C. Dvorak. Hill.
In the morning to you, John.
Well, in the morning, do you you know you've got your compression
up so high that is probably as close to sounding like Jim Rome
for you radio listeners out there. It makes me sound like a
slouch.
Is this based upon you listening to the actual show? Yeah,
I did. Actually.
I have your I have your compression up pretty high, too.
You don't like it?
No, no, mine is not. Yours is like you sound like you're in
your sound like your which is shocking considering using a
little mic. Yeah, you sound like you're in a big studio with a
with one of the with a compressor that's got a big
giant knob I
can give you. I can give you some more compression if you
want.
tremolos or something a little reverb.
Or you've got a little reverb you just don't hear talk.
I'm already made. Hello. Hello. Do you have any reverb? Do I
sound good? Yeah, you do now that you got me on to this is
the problem with this sort of produce production. All right.
It's not a problem. It's a problem for me. So let's talk
about who our executive producers are this week. Yes.
Oh, we have more than one is that we have our normal
contingent of one executive producer and a couple of
associates. Okay, lets us Our executive producer this week is
Aeon Monroe, is that Ian? Our executive producer this week is
in Monroe. River Ridge, Louisiana.
Yes, Aeon.
John and Adam love to show you guys do a great job reporting
Real News, more filling less fluff. whenever I can. I'll
donate what I can to ensure this show gets what it can to
continue. And he's got a web address, Ian monroe.com.
Well, that's appreciated because Ian is is no stranger to the
show. He's donated before I believe, as you know,
yeah, he's a regular. And they gave us $282. And there's no
explanation for the money amount.
Well, to add to a palindrome perhaps?
Well, yeah, but she made
three. I mean,
is it Yeah, well, you could if you wanted to make a palindrome
you could also done 282 or 1001 282.
Some, anyway, just got up. Now we have a Dennis Cruz in
Beaverton, Oregon. Give us He's an associate producer of this
show as executive producer. And here, this is interesting. He
says he got a job Friday. So he's giving us you know, he said
he's giving us $1 A day, per day that he was out of work.
Okay. Wow. So how many days was gonna work?
206 days? Wow.
That's that's a lot. Well, congratulations on the job, man.
Yeah, no kidding to Damn, that's like 889 months.
Let's shoot. They're almost 2000 Yeah, it's a long time. So I
guess he was
he was officially a bomb, according to. According to our
statistics, statistics,
is not a bum anymore. No, it's not salmon producer. Hell yeah.
anymore. Associate executives. Yeah. One more. Okay.
Unfortunately, I'll read this is $251 out of Norway. Just to make
the US dollars one above the obvious guests. I am not the
first Norwegian executive or assistant executive producer.
Please refer to gear g e ir and not my name. He will only cause
me trouble. So please, John. When they blame me for this,
you do? Well, because you've been known to screw it
up one time. And by the way, I know if I was guessing he says
because we don't have his last name either. He is the father of
cover. Art. Oh, Randy. T.
Paul t me. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, right. Randy Paul T.
That's right. He turned him on to the show. Right?
Yeah. Cool. I've
been I think he'd be keeping track of our he's in Oslo, our
official artists. That's it that should be a better title than
just artwork by should that be graphic?
No artwork. Why is a good monochrome easy enough? It's a
credit we can do something where we will take the whole crew of
them we have a bunch now and just put them in a list them off
as art directors.
Okay art directors right that's good. Well anyway Dennis crews
and gear. Thank you so much for checking in as Associate
Executive producers on no agenda 168 And of course our executive
producer for this episode of the programme, Ian Monroe, We highly
appreciate it and you know that this is not just altruism. It
actually can get you jobs in fact, look at
look at Dennis. He donated to the show. And he got a job yeah,
I mean, he's he's donated to the show before he when he had no
job and there you go, got a job karma karma it totally karma. So
you can put that on your resume obviously and, and use it
to your looks like he's Moonlighting.
We don't have an official PR associate. But I do want to give
tip of the hat to Matthew Stewart, who, my quite sure
where Matthew lives, but he printed out a nice little no
agenda show.com stickers, and he's been putting them
everywhere. All right. So there's a link to one of his
gonna actually send out a memo to the artists and ask him if
they can design some various size stickers, that then people
can download and print out and slap on the toll booths of their
local toll bridges on whatever else they see. I want to make an
announcement, do not do anything illegal with the stickers.
Right? I don't want anybody out there putting the stickers in
places where they're not supposed to. So just plaster
them everywhere.
I got an email from one of our listener producers who works at
a big printing shop. And I guess he was making up a huge banner
to hang off of some bridge or viaduct or something. But don't
do anything illegal.
Well, you know, there's the Burke Berkeley's got this this
bridge that people always hanging signs off of it's a
recently developed bicycle bridge over the freeway over
Highway 80. And everyone's watch this stuff hanging off of it
with some some signage, you know, stopped the war, you know,
stuff like that. But I don't see any reason I shouldn't say www
no agenda stream.com
or no agenda show.com would be even better.
No agenda show.com. Better, it's even better. Yeah. Well,
whatever the case is, it's not a I think it'd be a good thing to
do. But the total, you know, if you drive up to the toll booths,
you always see these stickers are all stuck there. And it's
just a lot of them are vague. I don't know. Anyway. So what do
you think the top of the news is this?
Well, let me guess.
There's a couple of things, you know, think of is not don't look
over here moment, because the thing that's fallen by the
wayside is the discussion of the tungsten.
Well, not just the tungsten. There's a lot of stuff going on.
We've got Ben Bernanke desperately trying to be
confirmed as as the Fed chairman. There's definitely
some there's definitely some
other me Yeah, and of course, the anthrax and the heroin. Yes.
Oh,
you got the same supply I did, huh? Crap. Yeah, there's there's
good stuff. But I guess we would have to say without a doubt
play play with the reason that I couldn't stand watching the help
for Haiti, which we would need to discuss because I think it
was you know, this reminds that we've talked about this before
but it has the all the earmarks of America Live Aid, you know,
where's the money go kind of thing. Well,
that's the track that I took. John, I follow the money but
let's go into your clips first. What do you got? Which one do
you Well, here's
the one that I think most people I'm just gonna play a small clip
from now that went to somebody in the chat room to identify the
singer. So really good look in black, which is actually a lot
of some sources of mix. I mean, she's gorgeous. And she but she
can't sing apparently. In fact, the, you know, you know, she's
pretty eye candy. But she, so I, so I, when I was listening to I
realised now if anybody ever wants to know what what the term
caterwauling means? I think you should just listen to this clip.
Can you're better
So fishy keys or whoever it is. I can't tell.
No, that can't be elite Alicia Keys can really sing that. Well,
I don't know who it is.
If that was Alicia Keys then I'm then I'm handed in my I'm
handing in my union card.
I just tell you it was it was unbelievable. So
really, the chat room will catch up in like 15 seconds. The other
thing is it was Alicia Keys. No, Rihanna. Can't be Alicia Keys.
That's impossible. That's no it was not Britney Spears. Well,
I'll tell you, I can play this
way we play that beginning again, because I want people to
realise that this is caterwauling. Oh my god, can you
see?
Stevie Nicks is another suggestion. Okay, okay. I can't
take no, I gotta listen to it now. People keep saying Alicia
Keys, I cannot believe it will be her.
All right, so I came home on Friday, and this thing was in
full swing. And I watched I swear to God, I watched 10
minutes and had to turn it off. I
was hard to watch. Well, depressing. These people can't
sing. They're obviously said here sing the song because it's
going to fit right into our theme. And it seems and it was
staged in a very in a way that you you've you've ever seen
those old? Oh, hunger and Africa kind of things with, with the,
with the crawler at the bottom, and they sit this certain kind
of presentation and everybody's sad. And it's just like, you
know, it's just designed to separate you from your money. By
the way, we don't want to discourage anybody from giving
money to any charities that are involved in Haiti, specifically
this one. But if you are going to do that, once you give it to
Doctors Without Borders, yes, yeah, it's an organisation we
know is not a scam.
So a couple of things. First of all, apparently, it was indeed
Alicia Keys. So I'm handing in my union card. And thank you
very much for saying that right off right off the top. Although
the more people I talk to about this telethon and the phoney
baloney Enos of it, and I really want to get kind of deep because
as like this is irritating me to such a degree. And we still
don't have an official numbers to how much money they raised,
which is another one of those things if you go to Hope for
Haiti now.org This it's still the same webpage. There's
absolutely no information about how much money was raised. There
was no tally, no tote, and I got interested, John, listen, you
know, why don't I just kind of follow the money? Where's,
where's this money going? And yes, I agree with you. Please,
if you want to help, there's the Schweitzer hospital up in
northern Haiti, and even Sandra Bullock who I think I love
Sandra Bullock, she donated $1 million to Doctors Without
Borders to help in Haiti and the Doctors Without Borders, by the
way being turned away at the MTP Haiti airport.
I got another story. Okay,
so let's I follow the money for a minute. So I go to Hope for
Haiti. now.org. Right. You want to follow with me, John, because
it's kind of fun.
You want me to go on the web? Yes. Have you heard of it? It's
really cool. Let me boot up my internet. Do I have to turn on
the internet? Yes, you
need the webs. Just type it into Google. Hope for Haiti. now.org
Okay, and so you go to the FAQs and FAQs. So this was an MTV
production,
which of course is Viacom, which is Sumner Redstone. I'm gonna
redstone right and and Amen. I almost don't even know where to
start. But let me start with the money. So how will donations be
distributed? Because I'm figuring you know, people are
sending money, how are they actually sending money? Well
through two ways. One is an online donation on the web,
which we'll get to in a minute. And the other one was by
texting. So you text, the first thing is going to happen is your
carrier, I guess all carriers had to participate.
They will another thing by the way, all carriers had to
participate. I don't there's that. And there's also how does
somebody managed to get ABC, NBC, CBS, and
ABC, very simple, very simple. And that's, I'll get to that in
a second. But that's the Clinton Bush thing. I'll get to that in
a minute. So because I do have a theory behind all of this, so
point four on the FAQ is donations will be allocated
according to each organization's capacity to accept the funds
blah, blah, blah. The Hope for Haiti now fund is held with the
entertainment industry foundation. Now you'll recall
John, these are the guys who announced that they were going
to be infiltrating and indoctrinating all media. Yeah.
With serving and member serve.gov Do you remember? No,
I don't. Yes, you do.
We talked about it extensively. I mean, I can remember what was
this, this is the 67 year old organisation, that that is
collecting the money. And these the EIF guys and they do and
they were they were going to be they were putting all kinds of
messages into the into the drama series about serving your
country and volunteering each character. Exactly. So the money
goes to them first. And then they're going to distribute it
equally amongst at the top of the list Clinton Bush Haiti fund
UNICEF, American Red Cross yellow Haiti, the world f what
is wfp.org? I don't know what that is Oxfam America, which I
thought was like a all British and then Partners in Health, but
the Clinton Bush Haiti fund is really the top of the list.
Because this was the big announcement that was made by
President Obama, that the two guys actually responsible for
screwing Haiti over the past 30 years only with Clinton at the
top of the list for ruining all of the minimum wage limits in
Haiti, or levels, I should say, for removing all of the rice
import tariffs, so it totally screwed the country, then you've
got George W. Bush, who kidnaps the democratically elected
leader of Haiti, and drops them off in Central Africa somewhere
and I've got tonnes of links in the show notes. The guy is
literally still kidnapped. He's in the embassy, and he's not
allowed to do any interesting. Aresty Exactly. And it was a
great democracy now. Interview, where the where it's laid out
exactly how that went, you know, they had like, a death squad
outside the palace. And they were saying, Look, either you
let this other guy come in, or we're gonna kill you. And he
said, Well, shoot, I don't want to do that and said, Well, you
know what, we'll do it, we'll, we'll go do a press conference.
And you can say that you're, you're stepping down, and they
whisked him right onto a plane and through flew in the Central
Africa. And he's been there since they just just kidnapped
the guy. Anyway, so I'm gonna second listen, because you got
to hear this. I'm gonna hear it. So the money is going to go from
the entertainment industry foundation. So we've already had
the carriers in there who are taking it from your bill,
apparently, then it's going to the EIA, if they are then going
to disperse it to the Clinton, Bush, Haiti fund.org, which, by
the way, is not yet a fund. Because if you look at the Cush,
Clinton Bush Haiti fund, about the fund, they actually say
here, the Clinton Bush Haiti fund will do this by working
with this and supporting the efforts of reputable 501 C three
non governmental nonprofit organisations, blah, blah,
President Clinton and Bush oversee the Clinton Bush Haiti
foundation through their respective nonprofit
organisations. So the money is not actually going to the
Clinton Bush Haiti fund. No, it's going to the William J.
Clinton Foundation. And on behalf of George Bush, the
Communities Foundation of Texas. So I started looking into these
two. Now the William Jefferson Clinton Foundation, which did
about $240 million last year. Interestingly, only four 4
million from donations, I'm not quite sure where the other 236
million came from. Saudi Arabia spends $30 million in salaries
and benefits on an annual basis, because I looked at the report,
you can download it does not list any directors or anyone
who's a part of this foundation. And of course, there's a
beautiful building. But anyway, so I guess that money is okay.
But then you look at what George W. Bush's foundation is, it's
the Community Foundation of Texas, who have about $700
million. And and by the way, all of this stuff that they have all
the they invested, and they've gone to investment fund
managers. And then of course, we have on the board, Sarah Nelson,
the chief philanthropic philanthropy officer who joined
the Community Foundation of Texas after more than a decade
of working at the RAND Corporation. Yeah, exactly. So
then I look at how those guys are actually and by the way, if
you look at so the Clinton Foundation has everything all
about Haiti and Leonardo DiCaprio donated a million
dollars to the to the foundation, but he's not and
he's donating it directly to the Clinton Foundation. There is no
such thing as the bush as the Clinton Bush Haiti fund. There's
no it doesn't exist. Well,
I want to point out to you that if you go to the Hope for Haiti
now website and click On the Clinton Bush Haiti fun you find
out where it links to.
Well, no, it does link it links to the to the clish. Really, it
doesn't on my page,
you can click on it I clicked on it it goes back to Hope for
Haiti now.
Hold on a second. Where's the link?
Like if you look on the left there's all these little logos.
Oh, yeah, right just above UNICEF. Yeah,
they don't even click it all. When I click it doesn't do
anything. Clink. Click on it. It doesn't click.
No, I click on it, it clicks it just reinforces page is a scam.
Well, so. You give them give? Yeah, right. Yeah, just throw
money away.
I'm not even done yet. Go on. So then I'm like, Okay, why don't I
try and donate some money and see what the path is because you
can also do it online. And this is being handled by Hold on, I
gotta find it now. Okay, visit our online donation page. So you
click that and the first thing you get is untrusted connection.
And I'm like, Okay, why is this an untrusted connection? And
there's this black bod. I think it's called Hold on a second.
There's there's a huge a huge outfit that find it here. Yeah,
Blackbaud on demand. They're the ones handling the online
donations is a huge public company, who do all kinds of
services. And then so and so they're supposedly the the
leaders in, in online donations for for nonprofit foundations.
In the end, they're throwing up an untrusted connection. So I
look at the certificate, its certificates from Equifax.
Equifax is the people who do your credit rating. So we are
now five steps removed from this money going basically into into
the fund of Bill Clinton. And then there's some Texas fund
which, by the way, in the news stories, the last news story
they have last press release is January 13. The salmon's Dallas
foundation contributes historic 100 million gift to six Dallas
organisations, they couldn't even be bothered to put a press
release out about the fact that money is flowing into their fun
for Haiti. They couldn't be bothered these bastards.
They can't be bothered, because maybe they're not. Maybe they're
just holding the money for a while when until Haiti needs it,
by the way. So I'm watching this show. And Clinton comes on.
Yeah, of course, because he's like, please send me money.
Well, he's talks
about how he's elicited head of a belated honeymoon in Haiti
with his lovely wife, Hillary, and he goes on about that. But
he mentioned that because there's a reason I was
interrupting you earlier, because you mentioned Clinton
being one of the guys that screwed over Haiti, which we, I
think most people would agree with. Yeah. Why? All of a sudden
was she I never knew this, by the way. And he didn't he
announced it. He said it. He said he's the special UN envoy
to Haiti. Yeah. So basically, he before the catastrophe. He was
named a special envoy to Haiti and his wife has apparently some
holdings in the northern part of the country where they want to
build a couple of Clinton hotel or it's yeah, it's a little
sketchy
on this. No, it's not sketchy. John, it is sickening. Because
whether you believe in earthquake machines or not, it
is very clear that the so why in the hell I mean, just think for
a moment people think, why does President Obama call up the very
two guys who have helped screw this country? And why were they
screwing it? Because exactly for this reason, everybody was
ready. The science was in we were all set. We were patrolling
offshore, we were ready to go. We had a drill for a natural
disaster, completely ready, then this horrible, horrific tragedy
strikes, and boom, they're in there, and they're making the
American sheeple pay for it. And the President is making it tax
free. So every donor every year donation is tax free. It's a
it's a free money. They set it up, hey, we have our holdings.
We're going to build some hotels, we're going to give
these people some great jobs. We're going to turn this into
the Dubai of the new new Dubai tax haven and playground for the
rich, and we're going to make the stupid American people pay
for it. Just send me the money. That's literally what it is.
This this, there's no oversight, or you look at these
foundations, I looked at I pulled on all the PDFs, all of
their annual reports. They don't break out what they're sending
the money to. They don't tell you what it is. where it's going
to Yeah, except for $30 million in salaries and benefits. Dude,
how big is this foundation that Clinton has a $30 million annual
payroll? Kevin pretty great. Payroll. That's huge. Yeah. $12
million, and travel and travel expenses. Hey, you know, private
jets aren't cheap. This is my point. It makes me sick to my
stomach. And then you read the reports that there is no food
coming through. You've got the guys from the UN at the airport
with Wi Fi and fridges with cold beer, because there's too much
red tape and the security is not safe. We can bring the food and
we can bring any relief and these people are dying and
they're letting them die on purpose.
Uh, yeah. No, I agree. i You can't not agree with that.
Here's a clip I have of the rapper, who's formerly from
Haiti out of Los Angeles. This clip came from KTLA and it was
Wyclef John is what you mean the rapper? No, this
is one G this a different guy. Oh, one G. Okay. Sorry. And so
he went to Haiti. Listen to this report. But what's interesting
about this guy took his own. He took five jets of doctors down
there on his own, and, and just listening to gather the answer,
ask yourself a couple of questions. Why wouldn't they let
him land? Why, you know, why would they? Why were they
holding the supplies and just play this little report from Los
Angeles,
he witnessed injured people living together.
So you have someone with a severed limb that hasn't had
treatment, but someone in the local community tried to tie it
up, and there's blood everywhere. And there's actually
people laying around that stuff.
Helping the quake victims is a cause near and dear to one G's
heart. He and his 10 siblings were born there. His father was
a general in the military. So when he went through this week
to assess the damage, he brought along five jets filled with 100
doctors and medical supplies. He says he was shocked by the chaos
at the airport, though. First, the US military would let his
planes land. But thanks to his close ties to President Rene
provorov. He was green lighted to do so
few that there were actually fights in the control tower
drawn? No, I didn't know. Yeah, there was a kerfuffle an actual
physical fight, the people trying to get their planes into
land. It's been crazy. Now the Australian Air Force has been
called in to run the tower. I don't know why. But there you
have it.
And there's a horrible job being done by the US government. I'm
sorry to say that with what's going on down there. A lot of
medical supplies aren't reaching the people then
once on the ground, he and the doctors had to deal with more
confusion from the US military and couldn't access their
supplies for two days.
And I think that that was the roughest part on trip because
some of our medical supplies stayed on that base for one day
to two days. And that one to two days would you lost 5000 people
through all the frustrating red tape. Pain is
Yeah, I mean, this you hear this over and over and over again.
And this is why I believe the whole Hope for Haiti now is a
huge distraction, by the way, not that these celebrities and
actors and musicians don't have their heart in the right place.
And I have a lot of respect for George Clooney. Although Wow,
could you be could it be more humbling head bowing? Oh, please
don't think me
but anyway, you're about to sags. Yeah, exactly. And I'll
talk about that.
But it's it wasn't it just like the meanest and I had to check
myself I'm like, Am I just knots or am I now completely off my
rocker? Or am I seeing this incorrectly, that there is no
aid going in yet. Reporter after reporter after reporter can get
tak taxicabs drive around, talk to these people that just like
Katrina, they've got flags out saying Help us we need medicine.
It's all stacked up at the airport because of red tape. It
can't come in. Doctors Without Borders being refused landing
have to land at 90 miles away. There's letting these people die
on purpose. It's like why don't we wait until the rotting smell
of dead flesh is gone? And then we'll go in and start building
them or start bulldozing at all to build the hotels. I mean, I
just can't see it any other way. And the and the audacity to have
the money go to the two very, very world leaders who first
screwed this country for 30 years. They screwed it. It's
documented. It's not like some big secret. It's not a big
secret. They screwed it completely to the ground. And
these are the guys you're sending your money to. Because
we trust them with it. George Bush, are you freaking kidding
me? It is an outrage and then you know, and I'm reading like
MTV, so we can't get anything done. Right. Oh, it's such a
confusion. However, MTV News has its team of reporters being sent
to Haiti to chronicle the recovery effort in the wake of
last week's devastating earthquake. We'll be following
their journey with tweets and emails and blog posts. And here
it is like Wednesday 5:19am. We caught an early flight to Miami
and then a military flight to Guantanamo. From there, we'll
get helicoptered into Haiti. Our mission. And our mission is to
follow a relief package. Let's probably like a FedEx and the US
into Haiti, wanted to see what a relief effort looked like every
step of the way. And then it's like, I can't believe I'm on a
Blackhawk helicopter. Ooh, so cool. It's disgusting. I am I am
disgusted, that I even set foot in that place. They're a part of
this whole friggin distraction, to make you feel good. And yeah,
and I did a search on Twitter. While this Hope for Haiti,
Mickey and I went out to a karaoke bar, I swear to God, we
couldn't stand it. And so I did a search and you know, Hope for
Haiti as a hashtag. And you'll be like, Oh, it's so moving.
It's lovely. Oh, tears in my eye are Madonna's performance was
amazing. And do you feel better now that you send $10 to Bill
Clinton and George Bush? Do you sleep better now? Do you really
sleep better? Why don't you really take a look at what's
going on? It's It's infuriating me. Backslash.
Funny. So yeah, you
think it's funny. You want you want to hear a great piece of
audio? from Fox News? Yeah, this really tells it all. And now
remember, Fox News is run by the Democrats Make no mistake. So
this is actually sent to me, one of our producers, Joshua, is
from the show cashing in. And it's it's a long clip, we can
stop whenever you want. But you actually don't want to stop
because you just can't believe what is being said. But this is
the real truth. As to what this is all about
nearly a billion dollars. That is how much aid is heading to
Haiti so far. Meanwhile, this Royal Caribbean cruise ship is
at the centre of controversy for continuing its business there,
Tracy? You say maybe bring in more ships? Look, Cheryl, we
have given a trillion dollars to Haiti since 1992. And what do we
have to show for all that the country is exactly where it was
in 92. Today, we need to help them sustain themselves going
forward. We need private industry to come in so that this
economy can turn itself around, and they can get on their own
two feet on their own. They can't continue to rely on
donations from country like us, Mike, you know, major US
corporations are donating money themselves more than $100
million so far.
Yeah, big corporations like Royal Caribbean. They don't.
They don't build new roads. They don't really build sewer
systems. They don't bring running water and electricity.
The thing that's lacking in Haiti right now is an
infrastructure. Why is Haiti so different than a place like
Nassau, Turks and Caicos that plus the government
instabilities? A huge problem, so all of it fits together?
Royal Caribbean, private business doesn't solve that
problem, you have got to build an infrastructure with a stable
government. So
this is exactly what's happening. And this just goes on
and on. It's fantastic. Because these you hear these people
talking, they're like, Yeah, you know, this is good. Exactly. You
said, John, we need to give him some, some good jobs, you know,
like waiting on tables and clean hotel rooms and swabbing the
deck of the Caribbean Royal Caribbean cruise lines. So
they're just waiting for for everything for people to die
off.
Every swabbing to
Yeah, that's what I meant. But so you know what this is all
about what this is really about? Jobs,
jobs, jobs and jobs, let's go for jobs.
We've talked about the
well, so I was thinking about, you know, when the military,
they jumped in there, like fanatics
actually moved off of the base, they
they're sticking around, I realised that they, you know,
they're so close to Cuba, that the first thing they wanted to
do is that US had to get in there and take the place over
militarily, so neither Cuba or Venezuela or two hated, you
know, adversary would wouldn't come in there and start you
know, actually doing some real cleanup. And so that's probably
the reason the military came in it because this was not a
military operation that was designed to help anybody it was
designed to lock down the place and they
keep talking about food security and then but then you read every
single report is of reporters who go in and it's like, you
know, people are just trying to get find find water and food and
work and they're not you know, they're not looting what's
happening. Is there a rich, rich people who've got food and
they're shooting at people who come anywhere within 100 metre
radius of their compound. This is this is imperialism at its
brightest. It really is. It's and to believe that the sheeple
of the world and oh my god, media, people are the worst.
That just is like, Oh, we're so good in every country, you know,
and all the media people got together and we stayed up for
hours collecting money.
You Yeah, but bugged me about the show is that this they had a
if you look behind it, for one thing, there's no audience, they
really put this thing together without an audience in mind. But
they put they made it look like a like a PBS donation thing. So
to appeal to people who really believe that that group of
people on the phones is actually, you know, doing
something, and they had the ringing, ringing, phone ringing
and ringing,
completely produced. I mean, what they even had the Bakelite
phones.
They had these phoney, and they had. So here's the next year I
got a clip, apparently, and I'm thinking, well, there's Reese
Witherspoon, there's Steven Spielberg. There's Billy
Crystal, are they actually taking calls and taking
donations and writing and doing any real work? No. They're
obviously just shills as you will hear from the Reese on
Phone Clip.
Great. Well, this is Reese Witherspoon. And we really
appreciate your call. You're calling in to donate. For the
Hope for Haiti programme.
Listen to the phone in the background to donate through the
perfect time. Bam.
Wonderful. Well, we we're gonna have an operator get on the line
and actually take your donation. I've already spoken to him. And
what are you doing
now? Really? And do you hear the old fashioned bell ringing?
Yeah, the whole thing is a scam. It's the same way. I've only I
only saw two or three that I saw her and I saw Spielberg and both
of them are constantly looking down at
a piece of paper. I saw the same thing. John, I saw the Spielberg
clip. What let's listen to more. This is fascinating. Yes, I
have.
Okay, great. And thank you so much for your donation. You
can't even imagine how much love and great, wonderful energy is
here today. And people are just doing everything they can to
make a difference in these people's lives.
could help out I couldn't donate a lot. But I don't believe I
could. I did.
That's the that's the greatest thing. And I think it's the
spirit of everything and the collective energy of everybody
thinking that they can help and we just really appreciate it. So
thank you. You're welcome very much. God bless you. Thank you
a crock of crap
total. People don't realise that that is a sound loop that is
running. To make you to mind control. You mean we've we've
already deconstructed this on the PBS telethons there's no
phone that makes that noise anymore. If this was if it was a
real phone bank, it would be Voice over IP because that's the
only thing you can get in there quick. You know, it'd be a bunch
of Ethernet cables and these things don't take training
training sounds or make any sounds No, this shouldn't make
any sound at all. Unless you're trying to hype it up. Yeah, but
what happens is, and I've been in these situations, and the
call goes out, you know, it's like, USA for Africa. Another
great initiative. Hey, how's Africa doing? Yay. The call goes
out he's like, Oh, we're putting it together. George Clooney
George Clooney. Crap. I got to be a part of this. You can't not
go You can't not go if you want to continue to work in that
industry.
Yeah, especially somebody like George Clooney, who's a major
producer.
Yeah of course and so it's a it's a self fulfilling type of
prophecy it's it's just oh man. It's not
I think the only person who actually probably wanted to go
and volunteer and probably pushed her way into it was
Taylor Swift
but I just liked it. I'm just following the money that's all I
care about at this point and I know we have conservatively
estimated 10,000 troops there's the UN which by the way, you
know this like the UN peacekeepers that's guys with
with guns and helmets, okay, they're blue. But it's you know,
peacekeepers with a million people like the UN peacekeepers
are doing such a great job Cha pointing guns at people it's not
like they're there for humanitarian relief. This this
is a humanitarian disaster of epic proportions. And it's just
it's what in 10 years when we're still doing two shows a week
John because we'll be like still making no money. We'll look back
at this we'll say oh, hey, you know why don't we do a night of
the no agenda roundtable at the at the porter Prince Clinton
executive suites
they will be there totally will be
there and you'll you'll we'll take the Royal Caribbean cruise
lines over there and it'll be just like you know, Jamaica,
where everybody is enslaved to the to the Western dollar
so by the way this there's another thing that showed up
there I don't know they they dropped this in you know that
Sanjay Gupta, or whatever his name is the Gupta Gupta.
Sanjay Gupta says a friend of Anderson Cooper Vanderbilt.
Yeah, apparently. And he's over there. Doing a lot of you know,
one of one off kind of help. And that probably was doing stuff
because he seems to be no I
look, I look at his face and I can tell that he's going Holy
crap. This is messed up. Because as a doctor that I think there's
just certain things that are embedded and again now he seems
awfully
sincere to me. You know, you know, he
doesn't look sincere. He looks shocked. He looked well shell
shocked,
nearly shocked. So here's what but there is a clip out that
Anderson they were showing different clips, and they they
played this Anderson Cooper clip, and he had a commentary in
there that I wanted to bring up play, doctors pulled out.
Just winding the holes, no gauze, hardly any advantages,
and very few IVs. This is jungle medicine.
Currently, all the other doctors who only arrived today have now
pulled out Dr. Sanjay Gupta find himself basically the only
physician on site every 30 minutes or so. This is what
happened. The second day we were talking about this on a previous
show is like there were there were 20 people in this in this
tent. And someone came along and said doctors get out the doctors
get on the bus they leave. And Sanjay Gupta was the only one
there with a stethoscope.
Yeah, right. We talked about this in a short form on our last
show. But has any has there been any follow up or investigation
of
that? No, there was and the I saw, I saw a news article and
the UN says We didn't tell anyone to pull out that wasn't
us. So that's it. So as far as it goes, yep. But they got on a
un bus because I saw that right there. It's a part of that piece
that goes to UN bus and the doctors left. And then when
queried the UN says, Oh, we didn't tell anyone to leave. We
wouldn't do that. Oh, we did. We had nothing to do with that. So
of course, there's a whole thing that I tried
a rather peculiar.
I mean, I'm beyond the peculiar stage. John. I met. I met
disgust. Really? I am it's just it's unbelievable. What's
happening. No one is being held. And I think the this when Sri
Lanka was the other huge disaster we had. But even
Katrina was better than this. There's like this, like no, no,
no medical help being put in there. And all people do oh,
well, we have to be very careful for food security. And we can't
do air drops because we have the how crazy is this?
They just did our air drops yesterday and they had a clip of
it. It was a bunch of parachutes. I thought it was an
invasion. And they didn't show where they were landing these
things that could have been a B roll from someplace for all I
know, they were showing.
What I understood is we can't do air drops and air drops until we
get troops on the ground to protect the food that is
dropped. Which what's the point of an air drop if you got troops
on the ground?
So once you have the troops bring the food,
thank you. That's my point. Exactly. Oh, there's no
infrastructure. Yet. There's taxi cabs driving journalists
around from MTV, who are twittering it's why do we have E
why do we even have time it put MTV News people into
helicopters? Why do we even have time for that? This is this is a
real emergency
you know I'm kind of reminded of the there's a very interesting
piece of Glenn Beck is running on the history is trying to
prove that fascists and communists are the same in some
instances it was actually quite good I'm gonna make a copy for
you. But he brings up the kill off the 10 million killed in the
Ukraine by Stalin story where they basically just did it by
starving them to death which is an interesting Ukrainians will
all know about this. They just basically cut off your food and
water for about a year and then 10 million people died because
you can't it turns out you can't live a year without eating
anything. Well, this is
very effective. It's being done in in Gaza. It's of course it's
very effective system. And and by the way, you know, there's
there's I don't know how many I'm just gonna guess maybe 40 to
50 battleships cruising around the coast of Haiti, because they
don't want anyone to escape. There are literally empty cargo
planes flying out of Puerto Prince empty, and we're not like
taking the most severely wounded and sick to any other place.
Hey, you know, it's fun, you know, don't don't bring them
over here. Please. You know, if you're if you're like dying and
your limbs are chopped off from falling debris, just bleed over
there. Please don't Don't bleed on our soil.
Well, if you begin to play that one G clip, which you don't have
to but he goes on,
hold on a second. I'll pick it up from where we left off.
Do you did manage to set up 150 bed hospital and perform
hundreds of offering Patients, mostly amputations. However, one
girl was in such grave condition, wanting flew her back
to the west on one of his jets to be operated on. As for the
death toll, he suspects, we may never know the true number.
It's very hard to know what the number is even though you know,
it's a big atrocity because when people are burning bodies, and
then mass graves, I was at two or three mass grave locations
where they weren't photo or hiding any of the people
wangi has had a nonprofit organisation on the island
nation for the past year, called one dome at a time. It's good
enough.
There you have it so one G can get in, you know, after being
hassled at the airport, but he
only got it because he knows the president they weren't going to
let him land his five jets full of doctors
and that's really the only thing we need as doctors and supplies
we don't need infrastructure we don't need guns you know there
isn't there is no actual footage of of riots or anything taking
place these people aren't it I think you're right it is it's
right out of the playbook. John it's just the they're being
starved to death they're being they're being killed. This is
worse than the earthquake itself.
So they were so the one G says that there's like huge piles of
bodies that are dead. They're just burning,
but without even IDM and there's a big mass
graves are just pushing people in there and covering them up.
Yeah, without any ID at all. Yeah.
And that's crazy that they did that. Is it the Sri Lankan
tsunami they did that. All disasters? I mean, the I have no
words for this. I really don't and I think I should stop
because I'm just going to become a broken record but this I will
not participate in this fakery? Anyone who thinks that they're,
you're just helping your conscience? Oh, I've done
something for Haiti now. Okay, now I can go worry about my own
job.
So So in lat last night, didn't there was the we had the Golden
Globes and we had their help for Haiti. And then we had the SAG
Awards, which were on a cable channel last night, which I
managed to watch I watched it too. I always love to watch the
all the self congratulatory.
Although there were those there was one super, super highlight,
which was the Sandra Bullock Betty White. Induction.
Yeah, no, Sandra Bullock is just turning out to be hilarious. And
that was was a very good segment. But the thing that
still I'm still wondering, by the way, there's two things that
you saw the George Clooney wouldn't look at the camera he
was hitting looking down when people said oh, George wondering
whether he was being scolded. Interesting, when because when
the head of the Screen Actors Guild Can I can't remember his
last name, but the actor came out he says Well, hello George.
I'm glad to see you can make it as you're been a busy guy and he
was kind of calling him out for you know, saying no, we should
do somebody at the thing that sound like he was being
complimentary or pro, you know, give money to Haiti. But there
was seemed to be some other agenda there because Clooney
would not look up he looked like he was it was embarrassed.
You know, it's interesting if you took a different completely
different take at it and you and you you had knowledge that the
guy who was the head of the screen actor guild that he was
basically the slave master and including as the slave you could
see it that way.
Well, the the only thing that makes me think that besides the
fact that Clooney would not look up under any circumstances and
he looked like he was he was you being humiliated or ashamed of
himself for doing something like maybe getting you know actors to
work for nothing or so.
There's no residuals on the ad show
up again, there was something else going on because the kicker
the thing they really give away the one thing you couldn't not
notice. Nobody wore one of those ribbons No,
not a single one I died and I noticed that there was almost no
mention of it. It's like the memo went out. Okay, look,
there's going to be no mention of this Haiti thing tonight.
Okay. Because there was almost none John
No, there was almost none. Very little it wasn't anything where
were
the days when you actually watch the Oscars or some of these
award shows? Waiting for some someone to go off and just go
like, you know, screw this you know, this is a scam we're all
being mind controlled. Where are those days? Number one that used
to be Yeah, it
used to happen all the time that we would bothers me is the
closest we come to that is the poor Drew Barrymore who
apparently can't accept an award just a second fail in the row.
Yes, second in a row. She goes up there and she just falls
apart and doesn't know what to say. And she's just which I've
seen her on talk shows she's very personal. She's not like
one of these you know, brain dead actresses that can't even
talk to somebody. But she can't apparently take an award without
falling apart. It's ridiculous. What's
really interesting when you when you look at Sandra Bullock and
how comfortable she is, and the fact I Don't believe she was on
the hook for Haiti now show she donated. She mentioned this on
the red carpet of the Golden Globes, she donated a million
dollars to Doctors Without Borders, knowing that they are
the real legit outfit that will really try and help people in
Haiti. But she also said during her acceptance speech, she said,
You know, I quit acting six years ago because I was doing
crap. I wasn't doing good work. And then I decided to go back
and do auditions. And of course now she's incredibly wealthy
because she put all of her you know, she worked for scale on
crash, which was a huge hit and a basically an independent film.
She's no longer inside the system, John, that's what's
really interesting. And she's the one who actually seems to
communicate the best because she's not a part of this mind
controlled set. In fact, I tell her, she should probably look
out you
know, she needs to be very careful. Well, yeah, she's I've
actually, when she first hooked up with Jesse James, a tattooed
biker that he has, he's a famous, more of a personality
than anything else. It just turned her career around.
It's probably because the guy's got his head screwed on straight
and he's like, Babe, you know, you got to stay away from these
these your bronies
Yeah, I think so. And anyone comes near you.
I wanna I want to mess them up. You know? That guy looks like
he's really sweet and sensitive, but you don't want him to
unleash a can of whoop ass. So yeah, he looks like a Tough
Coat. So she is a I'd say she's a she's a shining light amongst
the dimness. Anyway, I found a lot of these things because of
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There's oil around there. It's kind of be fun to watch. But
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Want to bring up real news, something we talked about last
week? I want to I want to just I was thinking about it since the
just the show we talked about Michelle Malkin being
COINTELPRO.
Yeah, you want to explain what that is? Because I think a lot
of people don't understand that
person who is planted by a intelligence agency. And they
are used to usually to push this information in order to help
help twist help spin a topic. And then media is filled with
them. Because in fact, Jean and I've brought this up before
she's talking about a genius Smith that when she was very
well known in the tech industry. When he was approached by the
CIA, where she not Yeah, she was approached to the CIA to to take
a job at Associated Press or some newspaper ad to just be
working there. Because she's a good writer, she was going to
work and then they did the job was when she get this extra
paycheck because they call her once in a while not too often.
And say here, I want you to put this piece of information out
there. And that would be your job to do that. So we have to
assume and I think you can easily figure out that you can
spot them. Yeah, it's not that good. spot them a mile away if
you're looking. I mean, I'm always sceptical about anybody
right now. Let's go to the Michelle Malkin thing that the
fact that she brought up this just comment about Ron Paul out
of the blue when Ron Paul is a darling of the right wing.
So Ron Paul, just to reiterate, he came out at a rally and said,
Have you heard there's a coup the CIA has taken over the the
military, the CIA is, is basically running the Federal
Reserve. They're running all the drug scams the CIA has. There's
been a coup. He likes it. Have you not heard there's been a
coup. And then Michelle Malkin said, Ah, you know, he's just a
crackpot. Cragside clear is he's a kook from Texas.
Well, so I was thinking about this. And now she has a book
out. That is a best seller. And it's what the hell's the name of
it?
How the CIA paid me to solve
corruption, which is my wife fell in love with this book and
thinks Michelle Malkin is great. And this book called Ultra
corruption, which is you might want to get or take a look at
and read. I dawned on it this is a one of the biggest slams on
because this brought me back to the CIA versus Obama battle that
you got some more on. Yeah, this book is a hit piece on Obama,
that is unbelievable. Now, I'm, I just dawned on me, there's no
way that she could have written this book in the shorter period
of time that she had to get the book done, it takes at least
three or four months for the books even get to the books in
and out for four months. And this book, she would have had to
start writing this book sometime in early 2008. The amount of
work that's in here, this book was obviously given to her by
the CIA handoff, he was here, look at all this stuff. Here,
here. Here. We got it. It's all documented. And then they just
gave her a big pile of documents and said, Oh, I've just written
the whole thing for for all I know, I'm not gonna say that's
the case. But well, yeah, you have to surprise me.
So I haven't picked it up yet. But I've read excerpts of this
book, family of secrets. I think we talked about this in the last
show. Yeah. And this takes to see I mean, the CIA is basically
a Bush family invention. And yet, you have to understand
where the CIA came from. You know, George Bush Senior ran the
CIA for many, many years. So there's a lot of loyalty and
there's connections, and it doesn't just pass over from one
president to the next. Clinton was working for the bushes. I
mean, doesn't anyone find it odd? That of all the guys we
could choose? It had to be a previous president son, who's a
goofball? Anyone find that odd? I mean, of all the people you
can choose of all the people in America who could be president,
I mean, come on. Get Real wake up, snap up to reality.
So anyway, so I'm thinking that the Malkin book is probably, you
know, it's actually more interesting. If you think about
it as like, bro. Yeah, I was gonna tell Pro. Because it's, I
mean, I, every time I've read pieces of bits and pieces from
it is enough to make your blood boil. I mean, it's extremely
negative book about Obama. I mean, there's nothing quite like
it out there. Well, to counter that, by the way, she's a full
time writer. She's a blogger. She's on on the road all the
time. She doesn't have time. If you write about her research
that went into this book, there's no way she could have
written it. Yeah. Unless she never sleeps. Is that possible?
And how she making money off of the sales this book or off of
her her PayPal or off of her? I have
no idea how she makes money. Somehow we're
not doing something right. Because we're not making money.
CIA would hand the book over to us. Yeah, that we could make the
best sell. I think I'd be fine. Yeah, I can't I can't wait
to watch Meet the Press, which I always record on the DVR.
Because apparently, Valerie Jarrett was on you know,
whenever the President is like trying trouble than Valerie
Jarrett comes on. Who is who is a reptile to the max. I mean,
you just look at her face. I mean, she's complete lizard
mouth. And, and she and so I can't wait to watch it. And I'll
have to pull some sound clips because she's saying in this
interview, that the President has brought enormous change. I
think what we've seen is dramatic difference in terms of
how the United States is perceived around the world.
Obama's travels have established relationships with world leaders
that lay a foundation for keeping America safe. He pulled
us back from the he pulled back the economy from the brink of
disaster. I saw Obama reading the teleprompter. And he
couldn't say precipice because tonyalight precip easy press
press. Press. Press. Visa is a big word. It's a big word man.
precipice is a tough one.
Well, if you think about precipice on a teleprompter and
you see it coming up, it's like yeah, it's tough.
You're like oh, what was that word again press precipice but
he stumbled like twice press yeah
it for you out there all you out there whoever wanted to do a
writing for TV or broadcasting don't use the word precipice on
a prompter.
That's why they've gone back to Brink it's much easier to
rank you can you can say it.
So staying on the I think that the see I think this maybe this
the reason why Michelle Malkin is essentially risking her
covers COINTELPRO as in counterintelligence programme,
because Ron Paul is indeed basically now just saying the
truth that there has been a coup and maybe this is very much like
the the business plot John with the Roosevelt business plot,
where otherwise they were where they were they were going to
push Roosevelt out of office a great story. By the way, you can
also find a copy of the links on the blog about the Roosevelt
situation and this is
a true story. because they've tried to get the guy who said
war is a racket was isn't a Smedley Smedley Butler, they
tried to get him to lead a military coup. And then he
basically blew the whistle and said, hey, no way, I'm not going
to do this. So now instead of getting the military involved,
they just have the CIA and the CIA. They don't actually do the
work themselves. They hire Blackwater, Blackwater now that,
by the way, it's now been admitted that Blackwater is in
Pakistan, you know, flying these drones and killing people. link
in the show notes at no agenda. show.com us finally admits
Blackwater operating in Pakistan. These guys were never
supposed to work for the work for the forces again. They even
changed their name, they still call them Blackwater.
was easiest to remember. That other name is hopeless. It's
like when Prince changed his name to some symbol.
It's like, it's it's Yeah, exactly. That didn't work too.
Well. You know, and
yeah, the Blackwater guys are pretty amazing.
And, you know, there's lots of rumours they're operating in
Haiti wouldn't surprise me, although I have no nothing to
corroborate that, or to really back it up, but it wouldn't
surprise me. So I think that I used to hold by my theory that
there is a fight with the CIA. And there's something else
really, really weird. You know, this whole Supreme Court
decision this week, I think we need to analyse this more.
Yeah, you know, my son was pestering me last week to, to
probably to start looking at it and decide, but I decided
instead of talking about on the last show, to see what was
coming down that I wanted to see what the media how the reaction
was on both the left and the right media
love it, because this means millions, hundreds of millions
of dollars for the media. Yeah, of course, because you know, not
now, any corporation, which could be domestic or foreign, by
the way, and all these multinationals are just that
anyone from the outside. Now, if you have enough money, you can
put together a whole media companion campaign, or you could
put together your own or Hope for Haiti. And it'll be
completely legal. You can say whatever you want about a
candidate or about policy. And this is going to be a huge
financial shot in the in the ass of big mainstream media, because
that's why they're not going to say anything about it one way or
the other. Like, shut up already. This is good money
coming in.
Yeah, no, in fact, I've always believed that the media is
effect. I've said this for at least 20 years. Every time
somebody brings up campaign campaign finance reform and
public financing of these elections, they usually lose. I
said, How are you going to help you? What do you think the media
thinks of this? I mean, one once one editorial comes out, they'll
just string the guy up or tar and feather him. I mean, the
media the newspapers, get all the money for the from these
guys, the TV stations get all the money from these guys,
that's where does the money go? And when you start pumping out,
you know, campaign promotion, it goes right to the media, they
clean up like there's no tomorrow, that's where they, I
still believe that they're going to end the electoral process, at
some point, the Electoral College because I think that
actually hurts is that media, it hurts the media because you end
up with so with states like California that are marginalised
because we're always gonna vote for a Democrat for president,
which is generally true. So why bother putting any money behind
the you know, promoting somebody, because those
electoral votes are already in the bag. So forget it, let's
just concentrate on Ohio. And so Ohio gets all the money. So at
some point, they're gonna, somebody's gonna have to,
probably the media's gonna have to get on the bandwagon and get
rid of the Electoral College with an amendment they can
promote the heck out of it. Well, they still have power.
They only got a few years left. One of the big newspaper chains
just declare bankruptcy the other day. The sixth one was
that that guy that American media is the singleton they the
Dean singleton guy. He owns like the San Jose Mercury News, The
Denver Post he just a slew of papers, all a second biggest,
I think we're gonna I think we're going to see those assets
being purchased. There'll be new new new news groups and there'll
be it'll be the Ministry of Truth.
Well, whatever the case is, they're gonna have to do some
damage there's there's a bonanza waiting for the media with this
with this like open the floodgates have spent as much
money as you want.
We are so stupid. We are so we could be so rich. I mean, think
about it. We all we need to do is start with this new ruling.
This is going to be great. This is gonna be awesome. We should
just be taking money and producing all kinds of hit
campaigns and, and pro stuff for this politician or that
politician. You know, we
can still do that.
If we don't get enough donations, we will. We'll be
pretty honest about it.
Yeah, we'll be real honest about it and it will take anybody's
money. So
there's the 1033 minutes late and that's um, but what's but
what's even crazier is that this ruling essentially cements,
something you've talked about before is that the corporation
is now not only equal to a human being as an entity according to
the law, but it's actually above that is above the law. Yeah, has
has all of the rights of an individual and then some can do
whatever it wants.
Yeah, the day they do, until they start taking a company that
says, poison the earth, and take the executives shooting board of
directors and take that, take them out and shoot them. Until
that happens, which would happen to a person doing the same thing
an individual gas chamber. They would until they see that they
have more rights than a person just listen to
the President for one second with his weekly address about
this because he's he's clearly irked.
One of the reasons I ran for president was because I believed
so strongly that the voices of everyday Americans, hardworking
folks doing everything they can to stay afloat, you can take
over the powerful voices of the special interests in Washington.
And the result was a national agenda, too often skewed in
favour of those with the power to tilt the tables.
Now, listen, so, of course, he's got a lie. So we can talk about
this. In my
first year in office, we pushed back on that power by
implementing historic reforms to get rid of the influence of
those special interests. On my first day in office, we closed
the revolving door between the lobbying firms and the
government so that no way my administration would make
decisions based on the interests of former or future employers.
You can take that to the bank.
As the biggest lie there is.
It's like a whole his whole operation is lobbyists.
It's the it's the your last
day I guess, if you say it enough times, people okay.
There's no more lobbyists in Washington. Yeah. Okay. The
president
said it must be true.
We borrowed gifts from federal lobbyists.
Okay, no good gifts. I can't accept your candy. On the jet
t shirt knew not for me.
branch officials. If we impose tough restrictions to prevent
funds for our recovery from lining the pockets of the well
connected,
it's just it's like it's amazing. For two years we've
been every week we call it shadow puppet theatre. Every
week, we show you exactly where the lobbyists are, who they are,
what they're doing, and they leave and they go off and it is
it the revolt revolving door is now it's electronic. They don't
have to push it. It has a sensor, you just walk up and
it's like, whoop starts spinning in, you go out you go and you go
out you go enjoy your experience
that of creating jobs for Americans. And for the first
time in history. We have publicly disclosed the names of
lobbyists and non lobbyists, like who visited the White House
every day, so that you know what's going on in the White
House. Ya
know, it's only a partial list. Another lie?
Yeah, that's a that's a blatant lie.
That's a blatant lie. Yeah. Okay. The people says, the
people's house right, because anyone can get crashed. We've
been
making steady progress. But this week, the United States Supreme
Court handed a huge victory to the special interest in their
lobbyists.
So help me out here, John, because this is very, very
interesting. He's now he's basically saying, Oh, the
special interest lobbyists Supreme Court bad. I gotta think
this is part of the script. But let's just He does look very,
maybe this is the other Obama I don't know, this one looks
tired,
and a powerful blow to our efforts to rein in corporate
influence. This ruling strikes at our democracy itself. By a
five four vote, the court overturned more than a century
of law, including a bipartisan campaign finance law, written by
Senators John McCain and Russ Feingold that had barred
corporations from using their financial clout to directly
interfere with elections by
so what is the point of him propping John McCain and find
gold in that?
I don't know. He does that all the time. He just He does that
to indicate it's bipartisan? Yeah, I think it's just that
it's just it's just a it's like a it's fake,
running advertisements for or against candidates. In the
crucial closing weeks. This ruling opens the floodgates for
an unlimited amount of special interest money into our
democracy. It gives the special interest lobbyists new leverage
to spend millions on advertising, to persuade elected
officials to vote their way or to punish those who don't. That
means that any public servant who has the courage to stand up
to the special interests and stand up for the American people
can find himself or herself under assault come election
time. Even foreign corporations can now get into the act. I
can't think of anything more devastating to the public
interest. The last thing we need to do is hand more influence for
the lobbyists in Washington, or more power to the special
interests to tip the outcome of elections. All of us regret
ARLIS of party should be worried that it will be that much harder
to get fair common sense financial reforms, her close
unwarranted tax loopholes that reward corporations from
sheltering their income, or shipping American jobs offshore.
It will make it more difficult to pass common sense laws to
promote energy independence or
whatever. So I think he's taking the stance to be Oh, I'm so
against it, but he's probably really happy. He's probably
really diggin it, because who's going to be spending money on
him? And remember, we have a very, very important year coming
up where the Democrats stand to lose a huge, you know, their,
their majority in, in the House and in the Senate. And this is
wow, it seems like Justin time to me. Yeah, there's
something. I agree, because he's the media. He's the one who
promised to use public funding or something for the election
against McCain. He didn't, and then he bailed out. And then he
got all that he got more money than anybody else. And nobody
knows where it came from supposing $5 a piece from
everybody in the world, when I think it was like, you know,
gotten you know, you could, if you know what you're doing, and
he's from Chicago, and he's got a bunch of Chicago people. I
mean, they know how to funnel money in. So you don't always
get the money. But now anyone get the money? I think he's
probably I think he has mixed feelings about it.
I think this is just part of the script to say, oh, it's the evil
dudes. But really, it's going to behove him and his and his
party.
Him in particular. Yeah. And he
needs it more than anyone right now. Young people are like, not
happy with his performance. So this is really something that he
needs right now. And he's sitting there going, Oh, it's so
bad. And now who was it again? That's on his board of advisors.
emote is his name I believe from NBC.
Yeah, General Electric CEO. And you
know, and who and so who were the Supreme Court justices who
voted for this Well, all I know is is our buddy Clarence Thomas
was all for it. So you just watched they're gonna step it up
you know now that the gig is up on PBS now that everybody knows
that they just take advertising and commercials they got to do
this for real they really got to go in and sponsor these shows.
I was watching this this you know, we I haven't gotten clips
from it yet but they keep bringing on this one right or
the second time somebody sent me he's one of our producers sent
me a note. This guy who wrote the book denialism
and yeah, he's he's on PBS, right? They brought him
on again as though he wasn't already on in November, how many
times they're going to bring the same bonehead on the same it's
annoying person this guy with a with a very high pitched voice
goes way up there. In fact, that broke a glass. But whatever the
case, he comes on, but at the beginning of this of this of the
podcast, or the PBS thing, there's literally a an actual on
the NPR website, there is a commercial on their website for
Monsanto. No, not for Monsanto, except for it's one of these
audits real commercial but it's a real commercial it's not like
you know, brought to you by or sponsored by or underwritten by
me, it's like a commercials like a 32nd spot.
Let me find that for a second. I had it here because I, I didn't
want to play it because I was like, I didn't even listen to
the to the clip because I knew what it was. I thought I was
just like a repeat of the of that one guy.
Now it's slightly different. Because of the other one, he was
going on what I thought was funny, he gives his spiel about
denialism. And so they start taking calls. The first call
they get is from somewhat pro lifer who goes into a rant about
Howard was denying the fact that the baby is when he's just a
little bitty thing. So it's actually alive. Yes, see alive.
That's denialism. And as you said, I'm glad that you wrote
this book. But you know, he's like, just on the opposite side
of this argument. And this guy just was cracking up it was so
funny to listen to the guy have to kind of swallow his
words. This was the denying science could be dangerous is
that yeah, all dangerous. Oh, wait a minute. We have to know
sciences. And for some reason, the page isn't loading. So we'll
have to typical. They're like, oh, there's no agenda crackpots
are gonna play a poll. They're gonna play one of our
commercials. Oh, quick, squelch it. Limit don't let them access
the site.
I think we're pretty low on the watch list.
You're probably right. Some of that came in today, from Gitmo
nation east just to show you how the Ministry of Truth really
operates. You recall David Kelly, who was the weapons
inspector who blew the whistle on the fact that there really
were no weapons of mass destruction that Saddam Hussein
could access or activate within 45 minutes and terminate
everyone in the Western world. And he suicided himself with a
butter knife in the woods, watch Do you remember you remember
that don't
you? I don't remember being but I guess I'll maybe it was
a blunt knife now it was a blunt knife and it was in his blunt
gardening knife and he was apparently tried to cut like a
really weird artery the here it is so hot and who is the doctor
who Oh no is the was in charge of the investigation concluded
Dr. Kelly killed himself by severing the old Gnar artery in
his left wrist after taking an overdose overdose of
prescription painkillers which of course is very difficult
because that artery is very small difficult to access and
you notice that he bled to death really slowly. But now the
government in the United Kingdom which of course is now part of
the United States of Europe has determined that the post mortem
on Dr. Kelly's death shall be sealed for 70 years watch see
look at that okay
70 years why because it's private information we don't
want anyone to you know it's not shut up slays
well the whole thing was suspicious to begin with the
guy's the whistleblower he makes it you know, I this is back in
the writing we go to our rad love era. And then Joe he does
that and the next thing you know he's out in the woods killing
himself for some unknown reason with a butter knife but a butter
knife and now they seal the this thing for seven years and nobody
in Great Britain ever said No wonder we're not getting any
more. I think we've been cut off. I haven't gotten good
donation from England for years. No,
you know what it is? Is they they've all got that anthrax in
their heroin over there. People keep dying away.
Okay, so let's discuss that topic.
What do you want to do the commercial from? I got NPR
loaded. Just play the commercial which was it? Was it the denying
science could be dangerous. That one,
the new one Yeah, just came out a few days ago. That was at the
top of that was Derek commercial, round your page
right there, click on it, or try to play it.
I'm going to try and play it right now. Here. So it worked
for NPR comes from sci fi, presenting Caprica, a new
original series, new episodes every Friday at nine, eight
Central. We're at SCI fi.com/caprica
I'd call that a commercial. It sounds like a commercial to me
for a TV show. Yeah, for a TV show. This is not an
underwriter. What would it be with anyone underwrite with
somebody in the media underwrite the competition.
And on this page on the webpage, the Visa Signature card instant
access to dozens of dozens of perks. And then underneath it
says become an NPR sponsor. It has become a sponsor.
sponsor. Yeah, it's
a sponsor corporate sponsorship. So
why don't you go to the bunch of follow up on that maybe we can
we have the the show begin with? Dude you're about to hear is
garbage. Listen to no agenda, no agenda? show.com. You know, this
is great. Why don't we call them up the call John King
202-513-2093. And just ask if you can advertise to say, Hey,
I'd like to buy a couple spots. Let's just play it like that.
Yeah, hi. Calling. We have a new product. And we'd really like to
advertise this. We buy some spots from you. And maybe some
host endorsements for that be possible? Just a couple. So
before we get to the heroine, because that of course is
another one of our favourite topics. I do need to play this
clip from the European Union. This is European Parliament
straws, Berg, Dateline, I believe January 20. This is
Godfrey Bloom from the UK independent party and he
deserves some form of metal in my book. Okay, here we go. Oops.
Play. Mr. Blum for one and a half minutes please.
Well, Mr. President, of course, you can tell I'm escapist, I
don't dress like a scarecrow. I fought my way through the
blizzard in Copenhagen like many of you did. Interesting, isn't
it that we've had the coldest winter so far on record in
London for 30 years? It's the same in Poland. It's the same in
Korea. It's the same in China. We've had the coldest
temperatures in Florida, Arizona, Texas, the first snow
in Texas, I think for 100 years. And of course, it's Charles
Coren at the London time said, My goodness me, my goodness me,
and we'd simply don't get it. Of course, of course, that's what
global warming is all about. We've got to get used to
freezing temperatures. Well, we've seen the Al Gore hockey
stick, which is still I got the Bing search showed in London.
State schools Al Gore snake oil salesman, crook, yay.
Let me just play that again. envoyer there's no like another
30 seconds he just got I just wanted to stop on the Al Gore
snake oil salesman crook beautiful after being
shown in London state schools Al Gore snake oil salesman, crook.
We've seen Professor Jones from the East Anglia University,
crook. And now you won't know about this yet, because we've
been kept out of the public domain, the New Zealand national
climate database, and I have the figures here, all fraudulent.
When are you all going to wake up scam scam scam.
And he's taken on the meme, except the only did see did the
magic three. But I think it has to be scam, scam, scam and scam
to compete with jobs, jobs,
jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
So as an aside, kind of a real news aside, I want I want
somebody to document for me. And this came up you know that
there's a woman comic that was on the SAG Awards, accepting her
award. And she, if you play the Wu clip elicited at the very end
when she gives a Oh,
no, it's funny because I sat on the couch. I didn't know exactly
what it is. And I said to Mickey, I said when you win the
award, do not do that. Yes, that is wrong.
Oh, Chuck and Ian Brennan and Ryan for repitching into our
strike zone every week. And we thank them so much. And of
course you don't do this in a vacuum. We want to thank our
crew who do in 10 days, which should take a month and a half.
So thank you so much. Thank you
that when did women? Do you see it all the time? You see it when
you watch sporting events and the shooting? When did women
start going doing that warrior? Like that? Only you know, in a
high pitch woman voice? When did that begin? Because when I was a
kid I swear to God, I don't remember ever seeing women going
like that. No, it's It's wrong. It is not feminine. It is not
sexy. And it's just
wrong. Would when did it start?
I think with Howard Dean
Yeah, no, it's funny. I saw the same thing. I was like, Oh man,
don't do that. That is that is so bad. Dude. Like Sandra
Bullock. She was great. She's like, I love my I love my man.
He's hot. That's what that's what I want to hear you maybe go
get that award. You tell everyone I'm hot.
Well, I just like to somebody out there who listens to this
show. To document for me when this became a thing to do this.
I think I've got to mark that particular mental bit.
When did that become a thing to do? I'm just baffled by it. I
might have started with Chippendales or something like
that, but it must be some cultural thing that would maybe
in some movies or something that that started. I agree. It's
weird. It's definitely weird. When just stay in the Gitmo
nation. Nice for a minute. Police plan on using military
style spy drones. Yeah. Yeah. This is really good. Of course,
it's for security for the 2012 Olympics. Yeah, right. Of
course. I'll never stop flying over the states all the time. By
the way. I wouldn't be surprised. I don't know.
There's, there's we have documented footage of them
launching it in Texas, seeing you know that the launch of one
of these drones
and they can't see him but when they get up there you can't see
him in the sky. There's no no but I think they can still blow
you out of the water.
Well, they I don't know if they have actual weaponry on board
via why not?
They might. But here's the way it would work. So in general,
the situation occurred and you had a drone over it and you
couldn't stop it. No, sir. We don't have any weaponry on
board. domestic domestic drones. Why is that? It would Wouldn't
it have come in handy if you would have had a weapon on it
just even for an emergency purpose? Yes, sir. I guess it
would. I mean, it seems to me that you rather have the guests
that we Yes, we have a weapons on there for an emergency
purposes and you save the world from destruction because you
used it. I mean, I don't believe these things are on unarmed.
You're so right, John. We have not had a donation from United
Kingdom in a while and there's a lot going on. Looks like they're
bringing back the prison ships. Since the prisons are all
overloaded. The UK is floating jail. Hmp where might be coming
back so they can, instead of releasing offenders early, put
them on a boat, put them on a boat. That's right,
put them on a boat, send them to Australia.
Here's here's something that we did not hear about in the news
because of the Haiti relief efforts. There's a group called
What are they cold? I'll find it. Here's the here it is. 42
people arrested at the capitol in day of action to denounce
Obama's broken promises on Guantanamo. In a dramatic
protest, 42 activists with witness against torture were
arrested this afternoon at the US Capitol. Most of the
arrestees had been fasting since January 11. I hadn't heard any
of this. Oh, of course not. And they were in the capital. They
have orange prisoner suits on them. But these are like, older
people. Like there's a grandmother who was arrested.
Yeah,
they probably thought Obama was gonna stick to his word that the
first thing he was gonna do
was close Gitmo. Well, of course, I'm in a bizarre,
twisted sixth sense. He actually announced that we're keeping
Gitmo open on the exact day that was supposed to be closed at the
exact days like we were going to keep it open, you know, is
really good for Haiti. Now, because we need it's close by, I
mean, it's close by. So yeah, there's still like, and we
didn't even talk about the now the news has come out that these
these three prisoners who apparently had committed suicide
actually were tortured to death. And then was not even mentioned
about, but I guess it's Bagram. In Afghanistan, where there's
600. This is this is Gitmo, supermax supersized 600
prisoners in there. So just gonna keep it all? How can we
didn't mention that in his weekly address? I mean, if it
was a lion anyway, why are they if I were those guys, I would
have just said, Yeah, we closed it. No one's gonna go check.
That was gonna check this one. Just lie about that, too. We
closed it. Yeah, it's closed. Yeah. What's your problem? Well,
there's a couple of people they're just calling hanging
out, you know, just maintenance flush the toilets every other
day. What are you talking about? Can you break? It's closed?
Yeah. Am I mistaken? John? Tell I remember. Did we have an
invasion of Haiti Puerto prints at one point? I think there was
this during Bush. And the media was actually waiting on the
beach when the when the Marines arrived on
the beach do matter. Remember that but it wouldn't surprise me
cuz I keep that keeps bugging me in the back of my mind, like,
order prints. And the media was literally there. And the Marines
arrived on the beach and they're in the rubber boats.
And it was always reminds me of the use of these documentaries
where the guy is out in the middle of nowhere. And he says,
Oh, this, I'm the first person to come up, climb up this
mountain. And he and there's a cameraman following who was
already there. You're the first person to camp the guys in first
person.
All right. So now over to the anthrax in the heroin now 15
cases confirmed in Scotland, of anthrax in the heroin.
That wouldn't be very good for you.
And I'm just trying to think what this is.
Well, it's anthrax in the heroin, there could be a drug
war going on.
Because we have d warming. We had to learn more about than CO
goop
and the cocaine and now we get anthrax and heroin. And these
two groups of people who really are behind the heroin
trafficking is not the same.
No, no, because the cocaine comes from South America. And so
that's pretty much been deemed very, very dangerous and it's
killing off its fans. And so you're right, maybe you know,
the war is now Oh, yeah, you're gonna mess with our supply. Take
that Mitch. We're gonna we're gonna put some anthrax in your
shit. And doesn't even have to be true. Just the news alone.
But I mean, I love the line like Dr. Colin Rumsey, a consultant
epidemiologist at health protection, Scotland said,
heroin users across all across Scotland need to be aware of the
risk their supply may be contaminated. They should seek
medical advice urgently Call your doctor if they experienced
signs of infection such as redness and swelling of an
infection site or high fever, dude, you're on heroin. It's
like I would urge all drug users to stop using heroin immediately
and contact local drug services for support Oh, oh, this could
be a push to get them on the on the legal stuff.
And maybe it's possible
but I like I think the idea of a true Drug War is probably true.
It's like it. It's the cokes against the it's the C against
the age. We've got to come up with a meme for that. It's the
it's what is it horse? So we've got heroin is horse. What is
coke? What's a? It's the pony. It's the pony against the horse,
isn't it? The white pony?
No. heroine.
What's up? Hold on. Let me ask the expert. What's the O'Hara
there is a good secondary moniker, our gut street our gut
for cocaine. Let me just look it up when he's asking the expert.
St. Donald Duck asked the judge to chat.
Apparently Donald Duck. Donald Duck Donald Duck is apparently
street slang for Coke. Is the duck against the horse?
I don't think that's common. I'm looking at our gut.com the
dictionary a doctor,
ask your doctor of anthrax laced heroin is right for you. You may
experience suicidal tendencies.
If you go to our gut, arg o t, which is a word Charlie,
Charlie. And you go Charlie, Charlie, Charlie is here drugs
slang. Okay. Here's a quiz for you and bring Mickey in on this.
I'll tell you tell me what these are ready?
John's gonna do a quiz. Yeah. Okay, hold on. Let me turn off
the noise gate so I can hear Hold on a second. Where's the
friggin gay? Okay. All right.
What? Okay, okay, what's an A B?
What's an A, B? and A, B? A, B, E, A
B? E. A B? Yeah, she doesn't know. Yeah. $5 worth of drugs.
That's what it means.
It's $5 worth an ocean of dude. We don't do $5 Man we go. D
what's AD AD? Yeah, ad is.
I don't know. PCP. You're not very good at this. Okay. Here's
one. What's Adam? Adam? Adam. Yeah, like you.
And others, like really good. Hi,
MDMA.
Oh, Adam is MDMA. Did you know that? No, she doesn't know that.
Can yen
slipped me Mickey? Yeah.
It's opium. African bush,
African bush. Oh, wait a minute. I know this. I know this. This
is Beyonce.
It's marijuana. Here's what Alice B Toklas.
Alice B Toklas has got to be something with LSD.
Something to marijuana brownie.
Do we just say marijuana brownie?
You will get for this soundless. Nicholas. can let me go to the D
so there's like 1000s of the beat. What's BJs?
BJs? Hmm, I wouldn't know what's a BJ honey.
It's to say okay, I'll give you a hint. It's the same thing as a
baby T. Okay, we give up. It's the same thing as bad. Dude, we
don't know. Same thing as ball.
It's an eight ball crack. Dude, we don't know because we don't
do drugs.
Apparently. No. Black goon G is Yeah, black
goon G is
hasheesh. Okay, so let me look up Donald Duck.
Yeah, I bet you donald duck has right. Curry powder. Do you know
what that is?
No, I don't care powder. It's
a really good spice. You should try it on your chicken.
There's no Dawn there's no Donald Duck listed.
Because you're looking at some lame ass CIA list.
Here's another one. Here's one double bubble.
A double bubble. Great chewing gum
as coke. That's cocaine. All right. I don't know where these
terms come from. What's it got? Here's a dove is a $35 piece of
crack.
A dove? Yeah, I'm going to try that on the street tomorrow. Hey
man, you got it? You gotta hit me with the dough baby. Dove
Dove. How do you suggest we the chat room suggest we do this
test with Bill Clinton? We might get better results.com
What is it our got AIG RG or g.com you can get the list
yourself.
Anyway so I like that theory John. I think that there may be
something to it because there's no there's no reason I mean
there's no reason for these guys to be poisoning their supply and
we're gonna help the business it's costing a lot of money to
you know to get the good stuff in here.
Okay, so I gotta get a couple more clips and then we can
finish no
Yeah, because you will want to keep it to an hour and a half
and here he goes again. Let's do some more clips. What were the
past our hour and a half? Oh, well
then this could these clips out of the way because there's
something here we're wondering all the stuff that's going here.
You know, one of the things is one of the greatest events in
the world is a World's Fair world's exposition Oh, yeah,
they still crop up everyone's well. You There's one in Korea,
like, you know, maybe 10 years ago. And you know, we've had a
few in the United States none recently because we got nothing
to show off. So you take that if some country that has something
to show off and wanted to drop just hundreds of millions of
dollars into a World's Fair. You think it'd be China and you
think we'd know about it? Yeah, yeah, like play chain a clip
too,
too. With a little over 100 days to go until the official opening
of the Shanghai World Expo. Workers lined up Monday to look
at their construction efforts so far. Officials say 90% of the
construction work is complete. Monday marked the 1000s day
after the expo site broke ground. You could look good.
It is 110 day come down to the opening of Shanghai Expo. We
gathered old constructors and the management staff from old
construction departments for the last phase of work to ensure
that we will finish its construction among to have 1.1
being one in the last 110 days.
All buildings are expected to be ready for late March for test
runs before the opening ceremony.
Wow, March.
Yeah, we gotta go to this thing you got to see these buildings
are putting up there. Unbelievable. Huh? Yeah. Because
why would we even know this in the United States, even though
Shanghai is actually a pretty easy trip, especially from
the West Coast, since they like own us?
Yeah, so no, yeah.
Shouldn't China have a newsletter or something?
What we're doing it for him. Of course, we haven't got any
donations from anyone from China ever.
And we do have from time to time I think someone from China
listens, as you know, is in the chat room. But I think you're
just like your bank. You know, when you borrow a lot of money
from your bank, they send out a newsletter.
Yeah, we need a newsletter for these guys. Now.
jackings are Googling Chinese
or going out of their way to insult us with these various
announcers who could speak pidgin English. I mean, there
are people that speak fluent English and China, believe me,
and they should be doing these broadcasts. I want you to I want
you to play clip three China three. And tell me what this
woman actually says.
China's central bank that People's Bank of China lifted as
benchmark one year bull yield higher for the first time in
five months Tuesday, sending a clear signal that its monetary
fine tune it was well on the road. It also sold record high
200
This is like Tokyo rose. Oh yo Jaya jaw. Yes. You want to make
love to me tonight. Dads come on my mother's job. Oh my god. Tiny
says off 25 528
Day repose earlier Tuesday. Y'all re balls out on Tuesday.
Market analysts say the move is aimed to enhance liquidity soak
up in view of the huge credit granting expect.
I think we have to play this backwards. I think there's I
think there's messages soak up. I think there's hidden messages
in this
although you doing that that horrible Chinese accent is not
going to do us any good with our Chinese listeners. No.
Are you kidding me? The Chinese are probably like, there's
embarrassed about this crap. I mean, this is this dumb. This is
what people think of us. Look at these buildings. We're putting
up over here
patient and the large font release on open market.
She's a robot. That's what she is. She's not she's terrible.
This is what you need to do. So what was it she said? The bull
market liquidity soak up. Look, credit to Quiddity soak up.
Okay. So all you got to do is you do the mouth, John. Okay. He
just wasn't doing that. Here we go. You do the mouth. And here
we go.
misspelt soak. How sad is that? Okay. It doesn't doesn't really
work. So that's what it is. She's a robot. Well, I
don't know what she is. But she stinks. Nice. So got anything
else are we done? Let me just check. Yeah, so
we talked briefly about Bernanke looks like they're having some
trouble actually. Confirming him. Yeah, good. Yeah. But it's
really interesting because half of the I guess the Senate
confirmed confirmed some half of the Senate is saying he was
responsible for the crisis. The other half is saying he pulled
us back from the brink because we can't pronounce precipice
Well, you know, Obama is a big fan of his for some unknown
reason. Hey, Obama note this. It was a Bush appointee chapter and
you want to get him out of there unless you unless Obama's
handlers are telling him that no, but Bernanke has got to
stay.
You're so social network chitchat could have an impact on
your career. Got it. Creditors apparently are now checking out
what you post on your Facebook and Twitter accounts. This
according to creditcards.com, they use a company called rap
leaf who monitors what people tweet or post on Facebook
compiles, what it calls, social graphs of your likes, dislikes,
strengths and weaknesses is a SWOT analysis. And they're using
this to determine if you're credit worthy or not. Well, only
using cash.
Jeez, that's terrible. Yeah, I
think that Well, we've talked about this before, don't don't
post stuff. Don't put up pictures don't do this stuff.
That's not good. Angel Island, I thought was just an interesting
proclamation amidst all of this, and I'm not quite sure why it
just piqued my interest. You know, of Angel Island. Yeah,
over here. Yeah, that's like the Ellis Island of the West.
Yeah, I can see it from my house.
So on January 20, the president proclaimed January 20, National
Angel Island day. Why? Well, I don't know. That's why I thought
it was kind of interesting. He was because he literally says
unlike immigrants who marvelled at the Statue of Liberty upon
arrival at Ellis Island, Ellis Island, those who came to Angel
Island were greeted by an intake facility that was sometimes
called the guardian of the western gate. racially
prejudiced immigration laws of the times subjected many to
rigorous exams and interrogations. Oh, it's like
Gitmo. Yeah, as well as detention and crowded,
unsanitary barracks. If there's any vindication for the Angel
Island immigrants, oh, here it is. If there's any vindication
for the Angel Island immigrants who endured so many hardships,
it is the success achieved by those who are allowed entry and
the many who went long last gain citizenship. So it's like 40
acres in the mule. Like, hey, you know, you were stuck on that
thing you got in you made it. So here you go. Here's a day to
think about it. I can't see it any other way?
Yeah, it's pretty humiliating.
And we got some 33 stuff to talk about that. And then, of course,
we had a couple more crotch bomber related incidents. The I
like the kid who put the prayer box in his head. And the plane
turned around. Yeah. I've never seen this, by the way, a Jewish
prayer ceremony. This must be orthodox. I guess there's some
kind of box with the scrolls that you put on your head.
I don't know about that. Well, a plant has seen all these
Orthodox Jews in the West Wall in Jerusalem, and I've never
seen anybody put a box on their head. I was in there.
The plane headed for Louisville, Kentucky was rerouted after a 17
year old boy began using tefillin. Which tefillin maybe
we should Google that. boxes with religious scrolls inside
that are bound to the head and arms with leather straps for
Jewish prayer. What kind of cruel joke is that? You make
your kids do this. Okay, time to pray. Put this box on your head.
Strap it I don't get it. What?
What is the movie getting? You'll be getting a memo from a
reformed side.
I just liked it. I can laugh about that. I just like to know
what it is. Anyway, the flight attendant was unfamiliar with
the device. No one noticed it. How can the passengers weren't
diving on top of the guy's head? described it to the pilot, the
pilot then made the decision to divert the plane.
By why divert the plane? What difference does it make? You're
in the air already. If the guy's gonna blow it up, blow up on the
diversion doesn't make any sense to divert the plane.
I'm just telling you, I'm just I'm just reading the Bloomberg
report.
I don't know. I'm just wondering the logic here. You're in the
air. You're flying around and some guy starts doing some crazy
prayer praying at least from everybody else's standards.
Maybe from his own. He's conservative. And he's just in
there praying or which course what airline was this? Us? Oh,
yeah. Well, I'd be praying to
a boom, boom.
So I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna put a box on my head and strap it around next
time I'm flying.
So the kids praying and so you're up in the air and the guy
says, oh my God is so divided. Did we don't know what this is
all about. I better go back. I better turn around and
inconvenience all the passengers if he's gonna blow the place up.
Which he wasn't obviously, he would do it right there on the
spot. I mean, the whole thing is stupid. Why he inconvenience the
entire plane and turn back around.
If he blows it up. It's gonna be just as much an inconvenience.
It's gonna No no, it's not it is. He's gonna blow it up. He's
gonna blow it up. He's not gonna blow it up. Kids at the
direction you're going. Oh, he's going south. Now. I guess I
won't blow it up. It doesn't make any sense now.
All right, two more. The raw new data on the ability of Crucifer
cruciferous vegetables, halting cancer is now out 22 to 50%
decline in lung cancer among smokers if they eat 4.5 servings
of raw cruciferous vegetables a month. That's like one a week.
And cruciferous, I think it's like broccoli. And what is
cruciferous John?
Let's look it up on Google. I think it is. I think it is with
heavy green things that are nobody likes.
But that's pretty amazing. If this if this data is true, it
could be bogus. Wow. It could be this is from medscape.com. The
finding was presented at the seventh annual American
Association for Cancer Research International Conference on
frontiers in cancer prevention research held in DC. The study
indeed suggests that the risk of developing lung cancer was
reduced 22 to 50%, which is like I don't understand why they
couldn't just give me like let's just say 33 More smokers who
concern horseradish really
land cress Ethiopian mustard kale collard greens Chinese
broccoli, cabbage, brussel sprouts brussel sprouts Rabi
Broccoli Broccoli flower broccoli romanesco cauliflower,
wild broccoli makan Joy Zuna repine, flowering cabbage,
Chinese cabbage, turnips, rutabagas, canola rapeseed
mustard seeds, rocket garden cress, watercress, radish,
daikon and wasabi.
That sounds pretty much like what Mickey eats for lunch.
Well, she won't get cancer then no, this is great. This is great
news. Of course, this stuff will be outlawed because it makes
your fart like a like a crazy man. And that of course.
Now generally speaking, if you're getting a gas from
vegetables or onion, even onions, garlic or any of these
things, it's because of the amount of nitrogen they've
pumped into the soil. It's a very unnatural product and rule
essentially causes problems in your digestive tract really.
So it's so brussel sprouts don't make it away from a garlic
guy. Because I had this recipe for sweet President use elephant
garlic and one time I started using elephant garlic, which
then became popular for some unknown reason, which is a huge
piece of huge giant garlic that's very mild. And then I had
the you know, this this issue of what the what what's going on
this stinks. You know if you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I
went to this show I was at a at a farmers movement. Fair.
Harvest fair. Went to this guy, this guy growing as a garlic
guy. And I said, Oh man, you have farts from these gazelles
and garlic has ruined his recipe for me. He says you're getting
elephant guy that has been dosed with too much or too much
fertiliser.
So because I get it from brussel sprouts.
Go find some gopher. Where's my whoopee cushion? Go find an
Oregon try organic.
It gives you those really silent smelly ones to try get go and
get some organic. We see nothing but organic. We get all of our
stuff from Whole Foods. Try a
different store. Baby trying to talk yeah.
All right. So let's wind it up with the counter commercial to
the Australia Day lamb commercial, this was sent Bay
our J won't darts are no agenda vegan in residence. And I do
think it's kind of funny because when we played that clip of the
Australian football player who said let's make January 21,
Australia Day Lamb Day. You recall No, we played it on the
last
show. Oh yeah. Remember, have some more anthrax
in your heroin. Okay, so here is the commercial against that and
it takes an interesting twist at the end. As you can imagine. My
fellow Australians last year was tough, tough and confusing.
Global warming had a spanking an umbrella swimmers and a
snowboard just to go and buy a skim Chai caramel latte. The
financial crisis meant that banks went bust. People lost
money. We all got $900 in Kevin Rudd stimulus and interest rates
were up and down like Tiger Woods his backside in a
nightclub car park confusing. When the First Fleet landed at
Botany Bay, Captain Cook and his Ponte cronies had been living on
salted meat for ages. They were confused and riddled with scurvy
because they didn't eat enough vegetarian burgers. But I can't
help but think that if cooking that wig wearing florist Joseph
Banks had been packing some quality vegetarian goods on
board the Endeavour they might have landed somewhere decent,
like Musa Sorento, Margaret River or Bondi Beach rather than
Botany Bay. A home to an oil refinery and an airport. There
are some people like our friend, Sam, who think that a vegetarian
meal is an Australian and that lamb is the only way to go. Sure
lamb is okay if you like that sort of thing. But is it
Australian? Only if New Zealand is a suburb of Sydney and no one
told me, let's stop the confusion people put on some
Powderfinger Mad Max and chuck up vegetarian sausage on the
barbie. And fellas while you stand around your Australia Day
Barbie chewing the fat literally. Remember, women
aren't going to be impressed by a bloke and his Bulford mates
who tear into the remains of poor old Mary's fluffy little
white lamb. They want a sensitive fella, a fella who can
tell them how much she reminds them of Carrie from Sex in the
City and give them a foot massage. At the same time. When
Kevin Rudd and Penny Wong foo to Copenhagen last year, it wasn't
just for those tasty waffle ice cream cones. It was to work out
what to do about global warming. And what did I come up with
Fagor all I'll tell you the answer to global warming, less
meat. That's right. One of the worst greenhouse gases is
methane. And what do you get when cows and sheep fat methane,
so if we eat less meat, we breed less cows, we breed less sheep.
They eat less grass, they fight less the earth gets cooler
problem solved. This Australia Day, it's time to stop the
confusion and stop global warming. I say let's have a day
every week where all we eat is tasty fries. viejo treats
Friday, we won't even have to change the name. It's obvious
and you know it on so
this kind of helped me get into this whole vegetable thing. It's
like if you're eating all these vegetables with all this
nitrogen, you're fart and more than when you eat meat.
Yeah, but yeah, yeah. Especially They're loaded with nitrogen and
apparently at least according to this guy, but it but it was when
you when I use his garlic he didn't have the problem. And he
because he didn't over fertilise and somebody Yeah, people. Yeah.
But then again, I don't know if the you know, if you go try a
different brussel sprouts. I've never had a problem with like
what you described there must be something in it.
No, I know. Brussel sprouts is well known to cause gas. Come
on.
Oh, yeah. Well, it's probably from the sulphur compounds in
there. Alright, and we had a problem with brussel sprouts.
What does make you fart John?
Not written well, that bad garlic?
Because you've cut one in the car after dinner we had I
remember that. I don't think so. Yes, you did. Because you like
had all the windows down. It's like, Why do you have all the
windows down? And then I know and then I realised and I didn't
say anything because you know, we had like a bottle of wine. I
didn't want to, like, embarrass you or anything.
I know. Remember that? Yeah, I
do. Well, I'm in the jewellery in the viewer. Remember? The
Buick? Yeah, your Buick.
Oh, yeah. The Buick. The. I don't know what to say.
I'm just saying.
I'm just you know it. How did this discussion?
It's time to end the show.
Yes, and did Yes. Ladies and gentlemen. At one point in my
life I did fart.
Finally, I have the opening for the show. Coming to you from the
minimum security containment cell crackpot command centre in
San Francisco Gitmo nation West. I'm Adam curry.
And in northern Silicon Valley with the windows open. Oh, no,
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