Are you okay, well, let's talk about it raises. Let's hit it.
Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's September 17 2009. Time for your gizmo nation audio
publication episode 131.
This is no agenda coming to you
from the Gitmo nation East crackpot command centre located
in the 17th century canal house in Amsterdam, the Netherlands,
which of course, ain't all that great. Kanye West has a much
better canal house. I'm Adam curry,
and from Foggy Bottom northern Silicon Valley. I'm John C.
Dvorak. Robin Buzzkill.
Yay. Timing is everything.
Yeah, that's a good theme. Sweet. wishes do a whole show of
startups
with different intros or just the same one over and over
again, well, you could do that. That would be a little dull. For
those of you who
don't exactly know what this is, if you're brand new to no
agenda, this is a programme where we have one very simple
theme is what it's about. Our formula
is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
And John, what do we say? Is a good formula.
It's a good formulate is is a simple one. We don't You don't
need a lot of complexity. I like that.
Oh boy. Oh, boy. So since I've been travelling, and I'll be
travelling back to get my nation West tomorrow. You pulled an
extra bunch of clips. Like twice the normal allotment, I would
have to say, but
yeah, we could do we could just start the clips now and the show
would be over.
But I do have even some of your clips tie into some very
interesting news that I've been tracking in the crackpot circles
coming into the command centre man, there's a lot going on, but
of which, of course is not being reported on at all. But but it's
going on. Well, where do you want to start?
Well, I mean, here you sent you left you know the all hell's
broken loose, because those two young filmography
don't tell me another acorn video. For more. Didn't we
predict it? I mean, it wasn't that hard of a prediction. But
yeah, so best
one. Of course, here's the thing that the mainstream media now
has completely decided they don't know what to do. And I
want to explain to the public out there what's actually going
on behind the scenes in my opinion. And apparently on
Tuesday, I guess Charlie Gibson of ABC World News Tonight, they
asked him about to some press gas and he says he didn't know
anything about it. He didn't What was your he was kidding me?
He didn't know anything about it. I've
never heard of it.
He's so full of shit. Oh, that's that's a jackass.
He said that he didn't know anything about it. He was
stunned by
there's gambling going on there.
Nothing to see. Look at that. That's so the funny one is, is
that well, he's probably you know,
trolls, but yes.
But anyway, the funny thing is, is that the one they got this
one from this, the San Diego office has some of the best
stuff. Because one of the guy there two things happen there.
One of the guys said that he could he has he's uh, you know,
I guess he's Hispanic. He says, Well, you know, if you want to
bring these girls in my advice to us is you get him into
Tijuana. And I have friends and we can get him in here.
Oh, this is great. So it's a total of seven offices. Now. The
Acorn they've gone into it with the same hooker story. Yeah,
I think it's five. But But then the other thing that was funny
is that apparently also in the San Diego office, one of the
people proposition the girl
Oh, my goodness. Oh, that's great. So of course, the real
story here. What's turning out to be the real story is that
mainstream quote mainstream news is not reporting on it.
Play John Stewart. Oh, hold
on a second. You have so many clips here. We
were the real reporters on this story. No one investigative
media made me a camera three. Why the hell Why are you You
know who broke this story. These two. You're telling me that two
kids from the cast of High School Musical three can break
this story with a video camera and their grandmother's
chinchilla coat, and you got nothing. I'm a fake journalist.
And I'm embarrassed these guys scooped me
although, you know, John, so there's two stories going on.
This one this story. The Acorn story, I believe is totally
meant to enthral, the the Fox News viewers and to keep their
minds off of anything else that is happening and Lord knows
there is a lot going on. because that because this this is of
course, how media I mean, what is the what is
that? What's what's interesting to contrast it though, because
the mainstream media's idea of what to do to keep people from
paying attention to anything else is to do the Kanye West
story. Exactly. So you have the show. It's like a battle of the
bands as ones that we can keep our people befuddled with, with
this, acorn think, oh, yeah, well, you can
watch this. And let me tell you, Kanye West, who is clearly if
you saw him on Jay Leno, clearly a project Ultra mind control
freak, and he's clearly doped up or they've got a chip embedded
in his head or whatever. They made this poor guy do this.
There's no doubt about it, because what's been happening in
the meantime, John, do you realise what a horrible week
it's been in international finance? Do you realise how
dangerous this profession has become?
Oh, we have more deaths in the fan? Well, I've
Well, I've counted them. It started September 7, with Danny
Pang. I think we even mentioned him on our show. around that
date.
Well, he was the made off of Taiwan, right, that guy? Well,
he's
he has Israeli connections. 42, by the way, died at a hospital.
Let's see. He was accused of a Ponzi scheme. Trying to think
the not sure if it was a suicide or not. But of course, you know,
we had a lot of legal problems. So it probably was a suicide.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely. Then we move over to any time anyone has legal
problems. That's what they do
suicide. Yeah. Then we move over to the Chicago connection. Where
we have blue Goya, which is guy, Christopher Kelly, who overdosed
on aspirin. He's 51. Then we have the money man on the East
Coast. Finn Caspersen. who suicided himself in Rhode
Island? He is of an ex CEO of beneficial Corp. Which is is
that an insurance company?
I think not additional? Yeah, Finance, Financial finance, I
think right? So
oops, he killed himself. And then of course, the the CUDA TA,
James McDonald, who is the CEO of the Rockefeller Corporation,
he killed himself on on Sunday. So within a span of two weeks,
we have all these huge financial guys killing themselves, killing
themselves. Which leads me to believe that the war is now full
on. This is because of course, these guys if you asked me, and
I'm not going to talk about this too much, because I really liked
my life. I believe these guys are all involved in financing
CIA financing their their a lot of their covert operations. In
fact, cash there was a fantastic article, which, of course, was
also and this is all the stuff that that neither the, quote
mainstream, but also Fox News doesn't really want you to hear
Italy's former president, Francesco Kasuga. Here's a
little quote, from Italy's oldest and most widely read
newspaper from just this past week. All of the intelligence
services of America and Europe know very well that the disaster
of disastrous attacks on 911 had been planned and realised from
the Mossad with the aid of the Zionist world order to put under
accusation, the Arabic countries and in order to induce the
Western powers to take part in Iraq and Afghanistan. This guy
just comes out and says it in the newspaper. He says it was a
false flag attack. So there's all this stuff going on. And you
and I have kind of agreed that the Obama administration or
maybe just Obama himself, I don't know and the CIA some of
your theory, yeah, but you you said yes, my theory, but you
certainly didn't refute it. You said there's no
I mean, but I mean, I don't know if Obama can be hip deep in all
this. I don't know about
either. But I will say that in November, I'm, I've already
scheduled it. I'm gonna go visit Uncle Don. And I'm just gonna,
for the purposes of getting me a drinking trip to North Korea
that Jeff
and I will also ask him Hey, Uncle Don, is the CIA at war
with the President. Could you just like Lay it on me? I'm not
gonna tell you which day I'm gonna go because I'd like him to
be alive. But, you know, by the time I get there,
I think his I think I'd be more aware. I would make it a sneak
trip. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, but there is stuff going on, you know, Obama is now
really nuzzling up to the Russians, all of a sudden, you
know, now, it's like, oh, we're not going to do those, those
that anti mess missile shield in Poland. And then there was this
huge Russian lawsuit for like $22 billion against was it it
was against the New York Mellon, all of a sudden that's been
settled for a went from $22 billion to 14 million. So it's
like all now they're all buddy, buddy. And I think it has
something to do with that visit that Netanyahu made to Medvedev
the other day, that secret visit that of course, leaked out and
they and now he copped to it. What I believe is that Israel is
truly planning an attack on Iran. And the good guys, I would
have to say, Obama as a part of the good guys in kind of in the
way in the way, I can't believe I'm saying it, but I can't
either. You know, I think that the there's this Israeli, or
someone say Zionist, you know, as the Italy's ex, ex president
says, Zionist connection with the CIA, and there's bad shit
coming down, do there's
there's always been a connection between the Mossad and the CIA.
I mean, it's not like, it's not like a big shocker.
No, but you know, we have this attempt, or I assert, it wasn't
a
possibility does exist that, you know, and I don't think this is
a big shocker. That is Israel has its sights on Iran, because
they're sick of listening to these maniacs, and they get this
sneaking suspicion they keep wanting to bomb to Tel Aviv,
which would be a bad thing. Yeah. Well, the whole region, by
the way, would poison the whole region, and including the Arabs.
And so the whole idea doesn't really make any sense, unless
you're a complete fool, which is a possibility. And you don't
know that, you know, the radiation would be falling all
over Mecca.
But it's okay. But it's I somehow I get this feeling like
there's this global takeover. You know, of course, that's just
me, right? But there's just something really stinky going
on, and it's not being reported on. And instead of that, we've
got Kanye frickin West and we've got the acorn stuff. The fact
that the other news outlets are not reporting on it means that
it's somewhere it's controlled from above. I mean, this
that sounds that sounds good in practice, but I think there's a
difference. I think there's a I think there's a real actually a
practical reason is that the mainstream news media, first of
all got flat caught flat footed, they released these things on
Friday. And then there was a weekend where everybody and you
have to remember New York where the media is centred, takes off
at noon, on Friday,
John, hold on a second. These videos have been out there for
10 days now, since the first one
that really was shot. It really hit hard on Friday, last Friday.
I mean, does no one at CBS or NBC or ABC. Doesn't Olbermann
watch Fox just to complain about whatever O'Reilly said, don't
watch that. I mean, they they certainly picked up on Van Jones
when when Glenn Beck plates started hitting that video of
him from YouTube, they picked up on that they didn't pick up on
these other ones come on.
Well, you have a point. I mean, it just surprises me that
Olbermann and Maddow haven't at least acknowledge the fact that
this is going on and it has it hasn't been a week at least you
claim 10 days. I don't have the timeline, unfortunately. And
then now, it's like you look like an idiot if you do
anything. I mean, you're putting yourself in a situation where
you're, you're essentially what's happened is they put
their hands over their ears and they're gone, man, and then and
then and then I can't hear I can't
wait. And then of course, there's the always handy when
when shits really coming down and financiers are suiciding
themselves. Oh, here's a message from Bin Laden. An audio tape
when and I looked at all the news reports and I have all of
the links in the show notes at no agenda show.com There's never
a link to a website or how did they get this? You know, an
audience would want to have like a frickin cassette tape shows
up. I mean,
apparently what is it gonna be on an iPod Bin Laden Get your
act together?
Really? Get yourself on I river dude. How lame is that? It's
like how can we seriously believe that is why not get a
flip flip video player at least you know so.
So my so Mimi pointed out to Ben light do you know about Bin
Laden is reading list it's got some ink
his no I didn't know. They found this reading list but not his
cave.
No reading lists recommended reading for the American public.
Oh, is this in his message?
Yeah, yes. Well, one of the books one of the books is
confessions drug. No, no An economic hitman who stepped on
my line. I'm sorry,
but that's really true. That was one of the Yeah,
yeah. That's I G here's the problem. I doubt seriously the
bin Laden is out there reading that much. And I in that
particular book, I just can't see him sitting down. That is a
joke. That is a CIA joke. It's a joke. They're like, ah, oh, that
sounds like it's some CIA. If I was in the CIA. I would do that
gag because it's just hilarious.
What else was on the list? This is interesting. We should put
this into an Amazon store.
Oh, man, we gotta get that. That's right. I should do store
we'd have been Latins reading later. It
is here it is. I've got it. Okay, one the Israel the Israel
lobby and US foreign policy by Stephen M. Walt. to Palestine
peace, not a part height. Jimmy Carter. Interesting.
I'm sure Carter should be pleased as punch. It's another
scene on a show. Yeah, exactly. It is another like, Hey, dude,
let's do this one too. That'd be funny. And then there's the the
Apology of a hired killer. Which, okay, well, and according
to this article in the Times, while there seems to be no book
of that title and description, at least one analyst suggested
that could be Bin Laden, Mr. Bin Laden could have meant
Confessions of an economic hitman. So we didn't really name
it by title.
Well, you know what it could also be, you know, that when
these books go into foreign distribution, they are they
change the title, they change the title, and the New York
Times obviously didn't do enough research to see if that they
don't
have Google.
But that sounds logical.
That is funny that they put that they they mess with Carter, and
they put the Confessions of an economic hitman on the list. But
again, I'm looking at as our colleague this New York Times as
our colleague Mark McDonald reported on Sunday, Mr. Bin
Laden apparently released a new audio tape. Well, how come I
can't hear this audio tape? The guy's reading books in English
but it's all in Arabic is audio tape? Is that the deal? No,
I'm sure these books have all been translated to Arabic
the recording was reported and translated by the SITE
Intelligence Group and Intel centre. What site one s i t e,
hold on?
You know, you would do you think the New York Times would link to
something now they're linking
to this site Intelligence Group. What is this about sight does
this thing this is crazy.
And this is probably another programme getting $18 million.
For that website.
Rita Katz, the director and co founder of the SITE Intelligence
Group has studied tracked and analysed international terrorist
the global jihadist network and terrorism financing for more
than a decade since well, before that, this is this is can I just
say this is bogus? This is so bogus. It's a bunch of spooks
who've got to who put together a blog they got what's their
latest video? Warning the following contains extremely
graphic footage viewer deception links. Its site Intel group
jogging and
gruesome images circulate each day on the internet in a well
coordinated propaganda war against the United States and
its allies. Be sensationalised attacks are revered within the
globe. So
they've got video of so called terrorists shooting people in
the head, but they can't put up the audio of bin Laden. And then
they translated it why is that like secret?
What's the what's the website name again?
Hold on. I'll send you the link on Skype or Rooney
ah, again,
this is what the New York Times is doing the reporting with this
multimedia hold on terrorism library. Oh, this is this is
meant this is really good. featured video
site okay, if anybody out there is listening to site Intel
group. Yeah, what's their sh e i n t group.com saving.org? I
think b.org Don't you
know No ma'am because it's a commercial enterprise but I
don't understand why do they not have the audio of bin Laden on
their site?
If they show independent get translators could listen to it.
Bogus training manuals, cool. Terrorism. Using RC toy. This is
like a terrorist site where you go learn. I'm telling you using
remote controlled toy vehicle parts for bombings, two sets of
instructions one a diagram and the other video to use
mechanisms from inside a remote control toy vehicle for remote
destinations were distributed together on jihadist forums on
July 25 2009. No link to the jihadist forums.
They show you the plans. Yeah. No.
Oh, hold on. Oh, login. That's good. I need to register. Yeah,
I think not. jihadist chatter Oh, I love these. This site is
amazing. Oh, jihadist chatter,
I liked the use of Ajax if you go to and look and browse Regeni
click on a country it zooms in
Hold on. This is Oh my god. So this is what New York Times
view. Whoa, it did zoom in, didn't it? Yeah, yeah. Amen.
There's chatter in Yemen. Y'all. bogus. It's just that it's just
so bogus. All right. Anyway,
so there's one for you here. Wait, there's two interesting
regions. You and I'm going to ask you, where do you think
where is? Oops, it just backed up? No.
There's something about the two of us surfing and everyone
listening. That is so incredibly wrong. It just
what do you think here's a place called gore? Ja, a G H O R. I
guess it's in Afghanistan.
But needless to say, no worries, no audio. It's just bogus.
Okay, yeah. No sounds and it's, it's also, it's not like slick
in the slickest way that it could be No, but it's a little
too slick for what it's supposed to be. If you know what I mean.
It's in that kind of no man's land of slickness.
We should you know, you have Oprah's Oprah's book club. It
should be a Osama's book club. It would actually be cool. If it
like every month, you recommend that a couple of books you know,
it's like he can set up as little amazon link and stuff.
That'd be cool.
Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
Oh, my goodness. Well. Well, yeah, so it's the CIA's behind
all of this. It's crazy.
I think Taylor Swift dad. Oh, nine. Oh, no,
no, no, it's all he's all a part of it. He's, of course, it's all
a setup. So you know, Taylor Swift's dad who is a huge
financier by the way, no to to the head for him yet. You know,
so first of all, he gets his kid to win the award and we all know
oh, by the way, it kinda is right Beyonce his video was
better. I mean, no doubt about it.
Yeah, but the whole thing was rigged now that now the
including that publicity stunt you got you know, Kanye, a lot
of publicity and also the Obama commentary. Once you play the
Obama commented the whole thing. Yeah, hold
on a second. Let me go to my so didn't know this was a CNBC
interview, I believe and
I think it was a bunch of press were ended in his in the Oval
Office or someplace and he's shooting to shoot, as they say,
shooting the shit. You know, being too casual with these
people, and they recorded it in the chat, the chat. It's like
the crocodile and the frog. That was really inappropriate. I
mean, it's like she's getting an award. What do you got here?
Yeah, Gregory with the first question. Johnson.
He seems like perfectly nice person. She's getting her award
in there. By the way. Her dad gave me a lot of money for my
campaign once. He's a jackass.
I'm assuming all that stuff. Where's the he says, Where's the
pool? Did you hear that? Yeah. So that means he's talking about
the pool recording. Yeah, because there's only one
recorder that's running at that moment. But I think that this
was someone's independent recording. I'm sorry, what?
I think it may be an independent recording.
Yeah. And I think it was on CNBC is website and they they pulled
it off since then. That's what I heard at least. Cover calls and
some slack.
I got a lot of other stuff on my flight. I know. Yeah. Because I
remember last time there was the fly thing that was the highlight
of now that worked out well for you that you were a ninja. PETA.
released about seven minutes.
How come whenever he's interviewed, why isn't he like
that? Whenever he's on a real interview. Why is that? Why does
he just like is
because they burn it. And here's the deal. I still wonder why is
he watching the TV show? Does he have other things to do with his
time and watch it? I mean, it's not like an important thing to
watch. Does you also watch Big Brother
and Leno Of course, of course. He did Yes, he has to have his
finger on the pulse of the nation.
This is a waste of the President's time
to watch because he had to see if the whole trick was pulled
off or not. Like they they needed something to cover up all
of the assassination I'm sorry suicides. And this was
programmed Jay Z who by the way has nothing but New World Order
Illuminati signs all over his albums and videos. You know,
what do you what do you hold up your hands like that in the
Illuminati symbol? Have you seen that? No. It's like if you hold
your hand up and your your index fingers and your thumbs touch
each other, it's like total like Freemason Illuminati type stuff.
So you know, he's in on it. And da I mean, he's he's only one of
the most successful producers of our time. And then they've got
poor Kanye injected with some things so that he's dumb and
does whatever they tell him to do. And then they've got Taylor
Taylor Swift with anything Taylor Swift dad who says honey
Now go out there and if anything happens, don't say anything just
wait for them to cut to cut to something else. And then and
then you they flip the switch on Kanye, he goes out there and he
says something stupid, which by the way, who cares? You know?
Okay, you
know, by the way, I was looking for this for the clips by for
doing this. And I ran to a listing on YouTube of all the
different clips with Taylor Swift has won some award or
other she and I hope some one of our producers has the time to do
this document, the number of award citations keys to the city
and other crazy things. Yeah, it's there's dozens and dozens
and dozens of them from every sort of weird operation you've
never heard of. Oh, it was a performer of the decade greatest
coming star this that the other thing, it's astonishing how many
awards this girl has won, but she's
awesome. She's awesome. Yeah. Pick up that old clip, but she's
so awesome. I just wanted to mention something I was I'm
hearing to get my nation east. I'm reading the The Telegraph,
which is the toilet paper of the daily toilet paper here in the
Netherlands. And there's this huge ad from the bone found out
for theatres, which is the advertising Association who
exists 90 years this year. On October 1, you can spend 450
euros which I think is about $8,000 and you can witness a
speech and here's his picture and I'm talking like a quarter
page with above his head yes, we can. David Plouffe the
strategist behind the successful and innovative campaign for
Barack Obama will be giving a speech for 450 euros you can
witness it. It's really weird, John, it's eerie this guy's on
the speaking circuit. Wow. David Plouffe isn't he's still a part
of the campaign.
I thought he was but maybe not me. I thought he was still in
the Oval Office and giving advice I wonder how many people
are what size auditorium they're going to use? We should do a
calculation on
our A C Hall in the in the Hague I don't know how big that is. Oh
you could we could actually spot we could sponsor a table John
for 9000 euros we could but that's like
a million dollars yeah, but
yet nine people to sit this is an advertising conference. It's
creepy. I'll bring it with me it's creepy
Yeah, it sounds creepy. Yeah bring it with you we can bezel
is just scan it in. So anyway,
you know so obviously I'm going off a little bit on a tangent
about the Obama CIA war but we do agree on one thing that it is
very clear that the media does not want you to hear anything
but Kanye West and acorn hooker videos. That's that's all that's
all they got going for him and and where's Olbermann? Isn't the
speed
over mins a lost cause. He can't do I know,
he's not doing Kanye is he's got to have something going for him.
He's got to have something happening.
I was watching it the other day. And I was just there was
nothing. He had nothing. He wasn't funny. He had, you know,
his worst person of the year was an orator of the day or whatever
it was it wasn't he I mean, none of it was interesting. He's just
mild slams, he just you know, bringing, you know, the Glenn
Beck phenomenon, by the way I want to discuss for a second
this guy was a was a beyond and also ran radio talk show host
running in the mid day on one of the networks and he wasn't by
the way, mid mid days. You don't want to be there because that's
really there's no money to be made in midday in radio, right?
And he and he was you know, but we had more of a comic than he
was and he was very funny did a lot of voices and impressions
and you know he did it he does a lot of dialects and these days
he's
still funny. It's still funny when he when he does is crying
stuff is still funny a lot
of you but if you heard him on the radio, it's even funnier
because you realise what an act it is. But anyway, he went from
that and it but he never showed any to me when I listened to him
I couldn't really listen to him for like me wasn't like
riveting. He wasn't like an intellectually was his material
was only was very shallow and often with just knee jerk,
George Bush's great stuff, which is it gets on anybody's nerves.
And so then all of a sudden they move him in to Fox. Actually, I
think he started at MSNBC, they moved and Fox from there or
something like that. And sorry, if I'm not mistaken, that was
the timeline. And then and he wasn't much
it. He didn't know he was on. He was on CNN and then he went to
Fox. Oh, CNN. That's
right. He didn't blow the doors off the place. And so they move
into Fox and they get any obviously has writers now. Oh,
good. Yeah.
In fact, sometimes when he goes to that Blackboard, and he's
talking, you can read along on the prompter on the camera on
the right hand side. You can actually read along with him.
No, that's well, they Yeah, he was a blackboard starts. Yeah.
And by the way,
he if he ever says if he ever starts complaining about the
president reading teleprompter, we have to call him a hypocrite.
Yeah, good point. So anyway, he Yeah, he's a prompted boy. So
now all of a sudden he's getting exactly there's a focus of
attention on him. And not only by the mainstream media, they
keep bringing his name up all the time. Glenn Beck, Glenn
Beck, Glenn Beck, and also a fox itself is like pushing. It's
almost as though if anybody's gonna Yes,
he's gonna get shot. Yeah. Oh, no, I was just about to say that
that would be the ultimate when something really really bad when
Glenn Beck goes down and a God, I hope it doesn't happen. Of
course, that's horrible. But if something happened, we'd
rather we'd rather be entertained. Yeah.
What are we going to do for entertainment? Then you know,
some reason you know that Israel has their planes in the air and
they're they're nearing Tehran, you then you'll really know that
it's happening in the chat room. By the way, it's a no agenda.
chat.com They're saying that here's CNN. CNN, has the grad
student who's been arrested in Yale student killing. Oh, yeah,
that's another kind of that's kind of the CNN. Get your
attention story, right? Yeah, it's a lover's quarrel of some
sorts. This girl is gonna marry somebody else in this guy got
pissed and killed her. So I'm just story.
Yeah, I'm just looking, really, but it has love in it and sex
and intrigue. So I'm looking at latest news from CNN, Obama
announced his new missile defence plan, which is actually
he's pulling it out. He's pulling out he's pulling it out
of Poland.
Yeah, that's the new plan. Yeah, that's the new plan makes it
sound like he's gonna put missiles somewhere
about halfway down is Glenn Beck bad for America. That's there we
go on time.
Ya know, there are they're targeting him. I mean, there's
no reason for all these articles about and Becky hasn't done
anything that interesting. I mean, what and Olbermann, who,
you know, is constantly talking about Glenn Beck like they
should get a room. And it's, you know, it's just unbelievable.
That how much attention to the out of the blue by the way, this
only is over the last year. Nobody knew who Glenn Beck was
two years ago, right? Because
this is real. Is this real stuff happening? John it has to be
covered up when will people realise that and of course there
is actual reporting going on from time to time it's just it
doesn't catch the you know, the people who control the media who
run it all like GE runs NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, and, and then of
course, there's Fox and I think it's all you know, things guys
all day, they'll drink together. They're all they all got the
same agenda. You know, it's like, we got to get people
talking about something, but it can't be the real news. In fact,
let's do one ourselves. Sorry. I didn't mean to do that one. That
was good enough. Yes, jarring out?
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna be fun. You When You're missing out on
the big news in the UK?
No, I have a bet. It's the same one.
You're gonna ban high heels. Yes, we
have the same story.
Here's the one that gets me about this.
Yeah. Hi. I was being that being banned?
Yeah. Well, all high heels actually, in the news media just
pointed out stilettos because they think it's funny. But
here's the thing somebody was quoted as saying the following
and they won't say who it is. Maybe they did in some story. I
couldn't find it. But it was a union representative saying that
shoes are demeaning, or are demeaning. So A ball and
symbolic of the sexual subjugation of women. And
they're now to satisfy male whims
and fantasies. Yeah.
I wouldn't wait. I want to I want to take issue with this.
Mainly because you know, over the years, one of the things I
always like to do, and if anyone listens to the tech five, little
five minute news rundown I do every day, they'll know that I'm
always doing this, which is finding, you know, contradictory
headlines about the same subject. And I've always I'm
always reminded of the way the stock market's dealt with, you
know, if let's say General Motors came out with a neutral
report, and the stock market went up 100 points, you will see
headlines that stock market goes up 100 points based on General
Motors neutral report, or stock market goes up 100 points,
despite General Motors neutral reports, you have these two
angles, you could just as easily with this high heel story, take
the opposite approach and say they shouldn't be banned because
they're, they're symbolic of sexual teasing, and sexual
harassment of males by you know, then go on in that direction.
Yeah, it makes sense as much says, sense because let's face
it, nobody is in the work room is saying, Wow, look at that
girl in her high heels. Let me go fuck her. But they're not
doing that. Oh,
John. First of all, I would not allow you to publish that
headline, except to punch you in the mouth. Because we want to
keep stilettos on high heels. We think it's a fine, fine
development.
I'm just saying that anybody who takes takes a tact in terms of
the what is behind it sociologically. You can take the
opposite tact and have just as more as much logic as you did
with the other tech pact.
So this was the trade union. And this was apparently said at the
Trade Union Congress. But if you're right, no attribution,
but it is a it's a isn't a Reuters story. I'm reading it
from a Reuters. Yeah, I
got it from Reuters too. Yeah. So who knows? Maybe that Reuters
is an inside job. And because somebody at Reuters is annoyed
with high heels. We had somebody over immediately. Are they
trying to wear high heels? She almost killed herself. Was that?
I'm not gonna say
Cooper was? No, come on, man. Are you gonna tell me? No,
you're killing me now? Was it a guy? Was it a guy?
That's why can't say
Oh, my goodness. Yeah, I like that. We both had the same real
news story. That's really good. And so while we're on Reuters,
just a backup, when I'm saying here, released on Wednesday,
September 16th. Reuters, Israel will be compelled to attack
Iran's nuclear sites if Western powers cannot agree crippling
sanctions against Tehran by the end of the year, a former
Israeli deputy Defence Minister said on Wednesday, you know, I
would say that's kind of a little more important than Kanye
West, wouldn't you?
Yeah. Pretty bad. Judge would be like all over the place. And
what
yeah, I'm just saying, you know, but this interesting. It will be
a they're going to use a bloodless strategy. Okay. zap
me. Well, snap.
They're gonna gas everybody, and they'll all be dead. Bleeding.
And meanwhile, and this is the thing that that tripped me out.
We have the August report of let me just get it. I don't even
know this thing was, was released to the general public
turned on your Mickey. We have. It's called the National
Intelligence strategy of the United States of America for
August 2009. And I'm reading it. This is published by Dennis C.
Blair, Director of National Intelligence. And so right here,
the strategic environment page. What is this? Well, it's
essentially after all, the preamble it's the first page
even though it's page seven, a number of nation states have the
ability to challenge us interests in traditional and
emerging ways traditional being military force and espionage and
emerging being cyber operations. So this is basically your access
Axis of Evil. And we have Iran of course, poses an array of
challenges to US security. We have North Korea continues to
threaten peace and security in East Asia we have China and we
have Russia now added to to the list. Russia is a US partner and
important initiatives such as securing fissile material and
combating nuclear terrorism, but it may continue to seek avenues
for reasserting power and influence in ways that
complicate US interests. But this is the axis of evil list
and it seems like Russia. It's who now Obama is completely
sucking up to. It seems like Russia is now on the list.
Yeah, you know, I'm always suspicious about anything we do
with Russia, mainly because Russia is no, no, I'm not no.
Okay. And it's because I always get this sneaking suspicion that
there's all these behind the scenes deals going on with it.
So you know, if you guys like, once you just make us look like
the bad guy for a minute, because we want to do this over
here. And then I did what's going to happen? And you're
going to do this, and then we're going to do this, and then we'll
do this. It shows like, you know, the whole thing is this
giant scam?
Well, this is so you actually helped me with my point. This is
exactly what I'm saying is happening. This is why despite
this August report, of course, we're going to September,
President Obama has is now pulling the pulling the whole
plan for the missiles in Poland. Russia then settles this $22
billion lawsuit with American Mellon bank for 14 million oops,
we're kind of done there. And this but all of this stuff is
happening right after Netanyahu who by the way, is kind of a
frightening guy. He's he's been involved in some weird shit. And
his dad as it was in the was like some super military
commander. And if it was his brother, remember, there was
some politician that tried to kill with an injection to the
neck. He was involved in that. I mean, then yeah, who's got a a
colour? And
he's one of those guys. You're thinking, you know, liked you.
And he takes a potato peeler on gouges, that kind of thing you
tried you think?
I thought that was Rahm Emanuel. Who did that? That could be to
really mistaken it. Let's do another one of your clips, John,
because you were so loaded on him?
Well, let's see here. Let me go back to the list and you
actually closed it. You want to
do what are we you know, if we received a lot of mail since our
last programme about Bill Maher. And
yeah, hold on a second, I'll
just say that I you know, I took offence to some of the things he
was doing and saying, and you went back and watch the the most
recent programme, of course, so the next one will be this coming
Friday. And the thing that I took most offence to is I feel
that he says, I just don't agree with the general comment, which
seems to be a meme now, which is if you don't agree with Obama,
you're a racist.
Yeah. Which is another distraction and other What do
you know? Of course, right, let's do the topper for that, by
the way, you can play the clip as Jimmy Carter, you might play
that one. Look, I was just
gonna say because that was the most recent, most recent news
about this that was released, I think,
an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity
toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a
black man. And I think it's bubbled up to the surface
because of a belief among many white people, not just in the
south, but around the country that African Americans are not
qualified to lead this great country. So
this is a guy who's from from what I can tell he's projecting
nobody is thinking along these lines. This is bull. I mean,
yeah, there's always a few races out there but it's not like
everybody is what in fact, is what he's implying. In fact,
this
there's this Amateur footage some kid who kind of dressed up
like a reporter, which is kind of cute, took his camera out to
the Washington DC T beggar party. Which also of course
wasn't covered by anyone but Fox News and I'll just I'm just
gonna play like the 15 or 20 seconds just listen to the
crowds and what they're chanting and by the way, it's not we hate
the black man in the White House and that's not what it is just
listen to what the NFL it's not even about Obama's health care
USA
abortion is the greater evil syntax of abortion, but if we do
not repent, will we not be judged? Have we already not been
warned? 911 was our warning repent 911 God
abortion are headed by black American women. They are
actually pro black. Yeah, no. We are more
freedom. We want freedom. There's nothing about that. It's
crap. It's just horse crap.
Yeah, no, the whole But dude, the one that was bad and in that
same clip what you can see on the blog at divorce.org/blog By
the way, is the is the one Woman was grilled about you know,
she's there's a bunch of signs that were printed up in Obama's
style saying bury Obamacare with Kennedy. Yeah. So that and then
someone was asked about what do you think the family thinks
about 10 to a woman LaShawn like it's a prominent thing much of
it. But anyway, Maura went on with this, this thing about this
racism thing, and then he managed to do a couple of things
that I thought were just abhorrent one, he took drudge
apparently had a series of headlines that were puns that
had if you were looking for it, you'd find a racial overtone.
And but they were meant to be I think, I don't know if there
weren't funny because drudge isn't a funny guy, but they're,
you know, nobody's like, what
was the first one he showed? Because he showed the first one
and I got
it. I got them all here as you can find. It's Obama's negs go
up. Oh, that's what it was. And so I see we saw margaritas negs
into as Negro is this is this drudge clip. So I play that one.
Yeah, I played the Drudge clips. But anyway, let me set it up.
The thing that's interesting, you can say, well, this is just
terrible that people are doing this. This is so terrible, and
then you laugh at it, because you'd actually think it's
hilarious. And the audience goes nuts with
these jokes. Yeah. Because the audience
I've never seen anything like it. You're gonna get to that but
I just want to show you what I what I mean by subliminally
racist this show that
so he's claiming the Drudge is subliminal, subliminally racist
and doing an unperfect are
from this is from the Drudge Report. Okay, we're not making
this up. That's very Obama negs rise is that's negatives short
for negatives, but you know what, I just think for a certain
number of people when they see negs rise,
John, when you saw that, what did you think? Because I saw I
saw this and I was like, it took me 15 seconds before I and I
think actually, it wasn't until he said it that I actually got
it. Did you get it immediately?
Yeah, I didn't
look at some of the other ones. We found. Obama meats all white.
What was that one?
That was just when he won the election says Obama beat beats
old white man.
That actually I thought was pretty funny.
This is him with Joe Biden his mother Grace's Joe Mama, I
think that was like that. Now he was getting down low. And this
is Michelle. And that was a hole in the garden.
Oh in the garden and that got the biggest laugh clapping is
the best. Oh, this is pointing out how racist This is. Sounds
like the most racist audience of them all. And then he produces
and you find the next clip for this as mauers Obama entrance
Mauer joking about the racism produces this clip they produced
it in house and it's you can play it
Obama but then you know the other day Wednesday I was
watching his state is not a state of the of speech but his
speech before the joint session of Congress. And I noticed
something about his entrance play the tape I see that they're
talking about now.
Adam speaker, the President of the United States
which by the way, was stolen from our joke. John, yeah, we
already made this joke like he should do his entrance like a
boxer.
Yeah. Which is what they did. And
that was racist.
Well, if anybody's a racist is Maher to produce this stuff.
He's also an incredible what bugs me about him more than
anything else. Is He's an unbelievable ageist. Yeah,
he does a lot of that, too. Yeah,
he does. A lot of ages show the old man he's old. He's old. He
did the thing on that show. He did a thing with going on 60
minutes with seniors. But But the interesting thing is, he
gives himself away as to how much of an ageist he is and how
much he really hates his mom or something. How much he hates old
people. Because I got a lot of clips from I'm gonna I'll play
this one, which is I think the one that's most indicative. He
goes after Sarah Palin and I'm going to deconstruct it after
you play it. Okay.
I know this. We said you lie. I'm not going to kill all
people. The next day, Sarah Palin on her Facebook said,
Paige said you know what, she still believes in death panels.
You know what, Sarah Honey, if we weren't going to get rid of
useless people, you would be the first
so what he's done there as he he's equated old people in the
death panels with useless people. Oh, yeah, very good. you
reconstruct that if you get if you deconstruct what he just
did, he is saying, essentially he's not he doesn't even know
he's saying it, but it sits in his brain that old people are
useless. Yeah. And I think this guy is the scum of the earth. We
got a bunch of letters from people defending him and how
funny he is. And I have found him to be a deplorable, mean
spirited, creepy person, that I really don't That's why I didn't
want to watch the show to to get these clips because I I can
watch any one of these shows, and find this sort of thing.
Mauer, you know, Tate, you know, being an ageist, a racist,
sexist and everything in between. It's, it's borderline
disgusting,
jackass. In fact, it's, it's subliminal. If anything, he is
subliminal about that stuff. And you're right. The Ages stuff
gets me from time to time as well. I know you don't have the
clip. But it I don't know if you saw Kathy Griffith, come on. And
did you see that part of the panel? Oh, yeah, I got it. And
by the way, I don't know how many African Americans does he
actually have on his show? What's his ratio of black to
white? What's his ratio? You know,
I've seen a black person on the show so they don't
have time to time. Yeah. But then Kathy Griffith comes on and
she's she's backing it up. It's like, oh, yes, racism all over
the place. And you're right. It's it's just another she's
making a pass at what's his name? COVID. That writer, the
guy the ex government guy can't remember his name that was on
the show. Richard Clarke, Richard Clarke. And so she's
making a pass at him. And it's all kind of more
jokes. More old dick jokes.
Yeah, yeah. Well, dick jokes and you know, she's there. Ken Clark
is an idiot. So he's like winking at her. And it the whole
thing was detestable and she's she's really a dummy. And to
point this out, I'm going to I have one more clip we're gonna
play. I'm gonna set this one up. This is a this was actually a
funny one of the funniest scenes in the movie in the movie. This
is
in the play. Let's just call it the play. It's all set up. Of
course, this should be the
Mara joke. Joke. False. Okay, Maura setting up a gag. And, and
meanwhile, well, actually, no, this is a different one. Mara is
going to is going to be sarcastic. In response to a big
debate about global warming. Oh, global warming. So Margaret.
Yeah. So So Kathy Gryphon comes in, we're asking a semi serious
question. And Mar throws a sarcastic remark at her that,
you know, she says who and I'm gonna give you some of it. But
you've got to listen to it to appreciate it. She's asked
what's causing this and then Mara sarcastically says what's
the Democrats so they can ruin the economy? Mocking what some
right wingers might say? She takes his comments seriously. It
goes as flies over a head that she's a comic, by the way, flies
over a head about a mile and Mauer tries to recover. But the
whole thing falls apart. You can hear Margot Baba Baba, and but
the whole thing falls apart because everybody gets into the
fray. It is one of the funniest little scenes I saw on the show.
People are more sceptical of global warming now than they
were 10 years ago, especially young people. This is really
scary. Young people in great numbers think it's a hoax, that
who was behind the hoax, it was behind the lie Democrats to make
sure our economy fails, then how
do we change it? No, but that's what the Republicans mentality.
I mean, who is perpetuating this notion that global warming is
false? The people will I think a small number of sceptics who get
disproportionate coverage on the media and some industries that
don't want to be regulated
and you know, she's she tries to get it but it just a Republican
they all stepped all over him in the joke
last I think it was that same show that he said you know
California is in flames you know because of global warming and
you know nothing about climate Jackass and it's actually
because of a cooler climate a that has made California
extremely dry. It is exactly the opposite. And that to me, that's
like huge disinformation right there. Anyway, we will continue
to watch the show because it irritates us and that is and
that is a form of Come on, man. That's a form of a form of
entertainment.
Your play that Mark McCain P joke slow ages material here or
is it
on the bright side on balance, actually Obama
speech whenever Well, it was interrupted 47 times for
applause and three times so John McCain could take a bit
more ageism. Yeah. So
he, by the way, as a as a follow up of that he does mumble that
he's old, he's old.
Meanwhile, I was watching some other television. And let me
preface this by saying that I have met Latoya Jackson several
times. And although she is without a doubt deemed by, by
most who have never met her, as the wacky Jackson, like, there
could be such a thing. Like, she's the crazy one, she and she
lived in New York City for a long time, she used to come up
to the radio station a lot, you know, she, she could never
really get a career going that well. And she's actually a
battered woman, she was in a horrible relationship. This guy
was beaten her up. And, and, and this actually, I, of course,
have not spoken to her in a while. But she was on Big
Brother in the UK on the Celebrity Big Brother and the
whole, I think the whole country at that point. And I said, wow,
you know, she's actually pretty frickin normal. And she's very
nice. And she's very proper and very correct. And she takes care
of herself, and she wants to eat properly. But she's when you
speak with this woman, and I've met her like four or five times.
And everyone always laughs at me when I say, hey, you know what?
She's actually like, kind of freaking normal. So she's on the
view. And she, of course, backs up what I said from day one,
about her brother's death. And I just want you to listen to a
little bit of this. Yes,
I felt that it was homicidal. He had been murdered. Yes,
absolutely.
And when I asked about the doctors of the people who aiding
him, and mentioned Dr. Conrad Murray, you said something went
wrong. Something went wrong. Yeah. Yes. Has there been any
reaction from from him or from anyone else? No,
actually, I have not heard from Dr. Conrad Murray. Neither has
anyone in my family heard from him and either, but of course,
I've heard from other people regarding the interview. And
here comes the smart question from great joy. Thank you. I
think it was deliberate.
I don't know.
Okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna fast forward to the end of the
interview. And she's going to tell you why she believes he was
killed. And then I'm going to deconstruct that. He said,
there's
so many things circling this thing. And you're absolutely
right about that. That will be who knows, perhaps he was just
the fall guy. But this happened, this took place. It did not have
to happen. Yet it did. And you must understand that Michael
continuously told me, the Toya. If I die, I'm going to be
killed. They're going to kill me over my cat lock over my
publishing. And he was afraid of
that, okay. Over his catalogue over his publishing, what just
happened last week in San Francisco, John, what was one of
the main entertainment events of the year? Acorn? No, the Beatles
catalogue was released. Not. And this is a huge deal. Who owns a
majority of the Beatles catalogue? John, Michael
Jackson. Thank you. So if you don't think that there aren't
there are people who will offer you for a dime bag if you don't
think that there are scumbags. And I'm looking at you
entertainment industry who won't offer a guy like Michael Jackson
to finally to finally get the Beatles music released in
digital form and in Rock Band, which could be hundreds of
millions of dollars for an industry that is in dire
straits, then you're nuts. Then you're absolutely nuts. And and
by the way, let's just put together a nice little
documentary. We're gonna have a movie out in two weeks, you know
that his music has been selling like crazy. He's like Elvis,
he's worth more dead than he was alive. Yeah, that's hassle. And
if you think that that isn't possible, less hassle and
there's insurance. Oh, and all the concerts were insured. Look
into a e g, which was the concert promoter. They were
completely insured. Up to that up to the hilt. So good, Anya.
Latoya. Good on you.
Yeah, well, she's probably gonna get beat up after the show. So
not even funny. I know. It's not that's that's the point. That's
not nice.
So all right. Let's see what else we got here. Oh, wait,
wait, wait. I do have to do my kudos. I want to met we should
read iterate. You know, people who listen to the show know that
we actually pick up on trends a little before the mainstream or
Fox or anybody else because we we don't do a lot of stories but
the ones we do we kind of do thoughtfully and we also seem to
see the these things happening. You are on. What was it CNN when
was it
MSNBC?
You're on MSNBC and you said it was a homicide or suspected it
should be looked into as a homicide and they threw you off
the
air. They never called me back and never emailed me. I think I
even sent the producer an email saying hey, by the way You know,
now that this is this was a couple of weeks later. So, you
know, by the way, I was the first one who said this on the
air no reply.
Yeah, and you were, but you're not gonna get any credit for it
except on our little show, which you know, needs public support.
Now, it's a little too early to go into the begging for money.
You think? My on my timer we've been on an hour? No.
Well, so that's a little early. No, I've got my timers, I still
got plenty of white left on the blue line. Okay, I'm not quite
ready for it. I appreciate it, though. Because I still wanted
to talk about the massive atmospheric tests the Navy's
about to conduct or could be conducting as we speak. As the
NASA is shooting off rockets to create artificial clouds in the
outermost layers of the Earth's atmosphere. It's called the care
project, charged aerosol release experiment. And they are
literally creating a cloud of artificial dust over the earth.
Why would they want to do this? This is what happens when a
volcano goes off and kills everybody on the in the world
and
it's an aluminium oxide dust particles that there'll be
spreading. And an eye Well, of course, this is you know, this
is like, well, maybe we can stop global warming these No,
no, you can't be okay.
I'll say things. All the all the links.
Let me tell you this, I was at an event and there was a guy
from NASA even though nobody from NASA seems to know who he
was, who went off with this half baked theory about putting up
all these crazy satellites that would then open up these huge
panels and block the sun to sound like like Montgomery burns
this episode is funny. And he's gonna block the sun. And there's
a bunch of people typically in the audience nodding their heads
in agreement. This idea Yeah. This guy is in criminally
insane, he should be taken out now.
Well, it gets worse. Tomorrow, Friday, NASA will launch a
spectacular mission to bomb the moon. It says, This is not the
time
we get to bomb the moon. So they get bombed the spot where we
didn't land,
the L Cross mission will blast off from Cape Canaveral, Florida
carrying a missile that will blast a hole in the lunar
surface at twice the speed of a bullet. And
all sizes of bullet go. Oh, no, that bullet goes about Mach 1.5.
I think maybe so and
this is another one of the space scientists want to see if any
water ice or vapour is revealed in the clouds of the debris. You
know, it's just not a good idea to be shooting at the moon. It
just doesn't. It just doesn't. You know, the old saying Shoot
the Moon shoot for the moon sun. Well, they're doing it. But
this, this creating clouds is a part of geoengineering. And we
we haven't actually talked about this, but there's a lot of these
kooky things like the, you know, expand the panels, there's also
there's been talk of trying to push the earth, you know, and
move our orbit a little bit. And it's like, this is dangerous and
crazy thinking. This is not, this is not a good idea. But But
spewing aluminium oxide into the atmosphere or even if it's above
the atmosphere, it just doesn't seem like a good idea. There'll
be tracking the dust cloud for days or even months to study.
It's behind maybe
years of this thing start with how's it gonna come down? It's
not gonna rain. There's no rain. That's going to take it out.
How's it going? How's it going to dissipate?
Let me see what they say. The US Navy, NASA and the US defence
department. Oh, what are they doing in this has made a
decision to conduct one or more atmospheric tests in order to
create an aluminium oxide dust cloud without the permission and
for the most part, the knowledge of the citizens of the United
States. Eventually, they say the oxide particles will return to
Earth polluting the air water and soil.
They don't say how are they going to return to Earth?
I don't know what we'll see how high up it's going
we got to find out well if it's if it's kind of like, you know
in the in that layer where the Concorde used to fly, I guess
eventually it will come down to earth
I don't like it.
No, I don't like this this sort of experimentation with the I
think the United Nations had cracked where are they in these
pictures? Oh, well, this is an international situation. In
other words, people in France oh, by the way, anyway, I want
to thank the people that from around the world who gave us
money, but the people around the world Why, why should Why should
this aluminium cloud be floating over their country? Yeah, I
mean, it's really I think there's a treaty violation here.
You can't just throw crap in the air like that, you know, a
naturally and then just because you think it's fun to
experiment,
it's, well, they're speaking of experiments. John, I have to
thank you profusely, for for reigniting my vigour and
interest in Oregon.
Oh, no. Oh, yeah.
Do you have a backyard I could use? Because I got a cloud
buster. I'm putting together baby.
You put it off. You put it that? Well.
I would like to take
cloud buster. It's quite possible that the government
will come in and take us both away. But yeah, we're talking
about it later.
I'd love to I mean, I am now a member of the closed Yahoo cloud
Buster group and no and there's all you
gotta do to close your girl. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's
a lot of right you
and invite you in how did that happen?
Well, you had to you had to sign up and you have to this little
exchange about why you want to become why you want to be in the
in the what do you want, you know, what do you want to get
out of the group? What are you going to contribute? And I just
kept it really simple. Like, Hey, man, I just want to build a
cloud buster. But there's a lot of interesting stuff going on. A
lot of a lot of you're in like real secret society. Oh, that's
it. Listen to no agenda. No, they're like, oh, yeah, we need
him. We really need this dude. I also found another fantastic
site, John. Which by the
way, you can't do a cloud Buster in my backyard because you need
a body of water.
The cloud Buster that I have the plans for doesn't you don't need
you. It's very, it's small. You don't need a huge body of water.
They've improved the technology.
Can a cup of buttermilk.
Please go to apps.gov? John, this will really irk you. This
is another fine. Fine initiative from our friend Vivek Kundra
effect federal
tobacco, go ahead, the Federal
cloud computing services apps.gov. Please have a look.
You will love it. And I'll play a bit of the video.
computers and software are now a part of everyday life. We use
email setup websites, and some of us run our own businesses.
We're able to use these services without having to host our own
massive IT infrastructure, hiring tonnes of staff to
operate it spending a lot of money and getting mired in
lengthy and complicated procurement processes. If you
can do this easily, why can't the government
so this is just a centralization of power which is very, very
dangerous. I do not think we want all of our government using
cloud cloud routing in the cloud is just a good idea. It really
doesn't snazzy site though.
I O. J, how do you get dressed aps.gov I don't get that to PS
apps.gov
I love that typing. You have the world's oldest keyboard. Clean,
clean, clean, clean think
it's actually a typewriter. So there is a Yeah, have you ever
seen the movie Brazil? That's the kind of computers I use. So
what is cloud computing want to learn more apps.gov little thing
here so this is how many millions of dollars I wanted to
decide costs
and it's from GSA those guys you know, there's so much going on
with GSA
cloud it serves well this is going to be hacked somebody
brought up a really good sent me a real good email I should send
or should publish it and then send a link out discussing the
kinds of requirements because there's all these security
things based on you know that and people's social security
numbers on the internet and putting a driver's licence on
the internet putting your you know all these your tax forms,
you know, which are all possibly could be put out you know, they
all your taxes are electronic now, show you all your tax
information could be on the internet could be in the cloud.
And there's there's no way of really securing it. And so
there's gonna be a fiasco, like happened in the state of
Virginia, where Qudra and his buddy were that you know, where
the guy basically took all the medical records and then started
to extort money from the government because he had all
this stuff and he's gonna release it to hackers. I mean,
the whole thing is asking for trouble. This is the problem is
nobody speaks up about this. Some guy who sent me this note,
who's a government guy says he thought that the speech that he
heard at this government conference, he son said, Kuhn
didn't sound like he knew anything when he I don't think
he does. And it's just gonna, it's gonna cause a problem
somewhere down the road. Someone's going to take the
blame and, you know, it's Obama's fault. Well,
I have I must disagree, though. There are some people We speak
up about a John and that is us. That is what we do. We this is
our segue, this is it. We speak about John
Todd down your speakers,
we talked about it. We do lots of research. And it's a two way
street by the way, we, our listeners are our producers. And
we're proud of it. And this came through one of our producers
that you won't believe this. John won't believe this. And I'm
sure you'll probably take this, this will this will spin into an
article on market watch, I'm sure because you hate cloud
computing so much. But all all of these things you know, the
all the news that is being covered up by Kanye and acorn
video, which is your being daily rouged with all the other news,
like important stuff, like stilettos at work, we are
bringing that to you.
And by the way, I want to mention that you're going to
watch it play one more short clip while we're doing this
pitch. Because another really important real news story was
the one about the reverse people. Last week with what's
your name the Erica
or Erin Andrews, Aaron has reason to
play the Seinfeld peepholes that because I as I mentioned that it
was the reverse. This is where the idea came from
Newman and I are reversing the peoples on our door so you can
see
to prevent an ambush. Now I can peek in and see if anyone is
waiting to Jack me with a sock full of pennies. But then anyone
can just look in and see you. Our policy is we're comfortable
with our bodies. Now somebody wants to help themselves to an
eyeful. We say enjoy the show.
What does that have to do with money? I don't know. How about
that PBS thing? Do we have to do any of that?
No, no, no, we're gonna save that. Let's go back to the money
thing. The fact of the matter is we are on top of this stuff. And
the only point was making
Seinfeld clips for you. I mean, come on. Isn't that worth a
buck?
Well, somebody came up with one of their guys. And let me go
through the names of people who gave this last week so we can
get that out of the way. How
did we do? Do you feel we did? Okay.
I think we're now we're kind of stable. I think we did pretty
good because we have some big we got a couple of big
contributions Sherelle campaign and Bryson City, North Carolina
give us 50. Then Andrew Valencia, and I think we should
call do every time we do this. From now on. I'm going to call
out one guy who is the top donor and I'm going to I'm going to
either I'm going to come up with a premium like an old silicon
spin mug. I have a bunch of other very collectible okay with
Andrew gave us and you have to come up with reason for this
number $314.16 which is a lot and he's in San Mateo and I want
to thank him
$314.16 Yeah. Gosh, I have no idea.
But maybe he'll tell us know if anybody has an idea. No, no a
Brasil en st. St. Paul, Minnesota, one of the really
great cities of the United States by the way. 50 David
Ernie from Mesa, Arizona 51 Richard dominantly 70 to 88
which is obviously significant in some ways and Clifton Park,
New York, part of the delen over the dama Nellie clan I really
wish people would would tell us the you know the there's a
little place to
write a note when you when you're contributing on paper all
it says you know you and you can actually type something in and
tell us you know what you're doing with a gag. And I'm I'll
see it but Adam won't and so we can you know make his life
miserable. Cool. Thanks, John. Trainer $50 in Wilmington,
Delaware, Liam hemming 75 And he, I think he's given to us
before because he's in Buckingham. Sure.
Buckingham. Sure. Thank you. Yeah. rounds
to 75. Yeah, it's about five pounds, you know, which is a lot
you know for us. James Murray $71, Houston, Justin Fiore. $50
Atlanta, Michael Siegenthaler or zeggen taller, depending on how
you want to pronounce it. 50 bucks from you think Germany but
no, he's in San Bernardino, which by the way out here in
California we call San Berdoo. Inter solve corporation with a V
inter solve Corporation. Give us $50.05 There in Wildwood
Missouri. Gents. Now, this is in Amsterdam. So is it J S is
pronounced Yen's Yen's Yen's? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Hollander gave us $51 which I guess was a pound or where it
gets two euros a
euro. Two euros.
Brendan met with this gag. I wonder how long we can go with
that game before people get sick of it. The Canadians made a
career out of that guy. Brandon Matheson 230 bucks and I want to
talk about And afterwards because he came up with an
interesting concept. He gave us 20 or $30. And he is in Bangkok,
Thailand. Right on. I think that's pretty cool. Yes, I
Andrew hessie In Orebro sweet. He didn't give us $100 which is
five euros. Lawrence Donovan. $50 out of Chicago. And, and by
the way, you don't have to go back to the Swedish guy. You
know, I'm in Sui. I love Sweden by the way. He's a really great
place. I'm driving around and I've noticed it on the freeways
that everybody is driving station waggons Volvo's no
doubt, Volvo's, and BMW has two there's some of those in a lot
of slobs in there, but they're all stationary. Everybody's got
a station waggon. So I'm asking why does everybody have a
station waggon? Well, apparently the Swedes, according to my
contact there, which was what the government says they love.
The Swedes just love Do it yourself projects. And so
they're always going in and out these Home Depot places.
It's interesting. You mentioned that because I had an idea for
San Francisco. When it comes to transportation, you know, the
city is really pushing towards bicycles, and I know that you
hate the bicycles. But there's this particular type of bike,
which is, I think, really a Dutch invention. It's called the
buck feats. And I'm actually I'm, I've already coined the
phrase now the SU B, instead of SUV. And if you take a look at
what these bikes look like, John, don't you think that this
would be perfect for San Francisco? It's just saying the
link on Skype. So it's a bicycle with a kind of a box on the
front and you bike behind it.
I have seen a couple of these things in San Francisco. I may
have seen one in Berkeley. I know I've seen him in Holland.
Yeah, well in Holland that they're off the hook. And
although I think they're not very appropriate for the canals,
because they're a little wide and they can damage stuff. I
think if you had the appropriate gear settings on it, a lot of
these things have become sophisticated over the years.
And we have places to park scooters it would be perfect to
park one of these in a scooter Bay. You know, it's a bike so
what's healthy the city is making bike paths you can throw
like, you know, You're shitting there your books in there, your
computer, your your your kids. I mean, I don't know I have a
feeling there's just no way. I'm going to get one on bring it
over and see how people respond on the street.
Oh, if you're lucky you don't get shot. Thanks. The stupidest
thing I've ever seen. Okay,
now that's an endorsement. Right on the side, John C. Dvorak
says, this is the stupidest thing
I've ever seen. It is this stupid. Danger now it's
guaranteed
to be a hit.
Okay, let's finish off our little list here. We have Andrew
Tong gave us at $9.64 and he's in Hong Kong, one of my
favourite towns, although it's really expensive. Now. There's
no go there anymore. Thank you. And finally, Malcolm Blair Parts
Unknown give us 50. So anyway, I was mentioning Brendon in
Bangkok was going on about well, you know, he went back and
listened to all the shows, and he felt that he should pay a
bit. He kind of calculated it. I guess from some perspective.
Obviously, miscalculated, said, it's the show's worth $1 a show.
And so how much did he donate? So I should have donated
31 He donated 230. And so we owe him 100? Well, that reminds you
of a joke. I think he said he wanted to add an extra 100
Because I just felt like he should. And I think the other
people out there, you know, you feel obligated to do this. And
he but he made the calculation, you know, your $5 a month thing
which hasn't really caught on, but we're getting about two or
three or four, you know, people to subscribe. At $5 A month is
about he says 50 cents a show. I'm thinking well, no, he's
about he's off there, too. It's not it's about, it's less about
a bucket show, he thought but it turns out to be brown 50 cents,
I was thinking that people would think of the following when they
want to give us 50 cents for a show. Now, I don't mean to send
us a PayPal thing for 50 cents as a joke, because you're not
going to get anything but you know, save it up or do whatever
you want to do and give us you know, 50 cents times x, you
know, three months from now, think of it this way. If you go
into San Francisco right now you're paying 25 cents. It's
over by the review offices. It's 25 cents to park for five
minutes. And that's what it is in San Francisco which is a
complete scam I might add. So to park for like an hour. You got
to put so much money in the metre that the thing will fill
up the little bins for coins. And so it's like you know, 50
shows a quarter for good and five minutes. You want to be 10
minutes. It's like 50 cents of that 10 minutes is 50 is 50
cents just to park. I mean, we're giving you an hour and a
half and we're asking for essentially 50 cents, insofar as
a donation is concerned on that, on that $5 A month thing. That's
really reasonable, it seems to me, you're giving people a lot
of entertainment value for very little money.
We're not taking ads, we have no sponsors. We have no ads,
because we know that would ruin the show. We don't want to break
for a commercial. And of course we don't we have all kinds of
other interests. And then we got it. And it's the same thing
except that instead of begging you for money, we're begging you
to go buy some friggin product, or some service. So you're
keeping in kind of, kind of in the family here. And, and a lot
of you donate to public radio or public television. Oh, by the
way,
while you're gone the topic of donating the public radio, I
want you to play NPR Call it whatever you want clip. Oh, this
is the this is the woman who is the CEO of NPR. And she lets you
just I have a PDS. Now you keep looking at it's right underneath
the Milken rant. Oh, got it. Here comes Okay. Moving
on to money. How are NPRs corporate underwriting revenues
holding up in the recession?
Whoa, what is this?
This is at the National Press Club. And it's the CEO of NPR.
Let me get her name. It's
let me let me cut to the chase. So when the next time you hear
NPR or you see something on PBS and you see this is brought to
you by The Archer Daniels Midland Corporation, go see the
informant which comes out tomorrow this is starring Matt
Damon I read the book it's a hilarious book but frightening
and sad at the same time. It's America supermarket and as they
build themselves go look at this corrupt bullshit organisation
who have screwed you every single person listening to this
programme has been screwed by ADM because they did they were
in the business of price fixing on everything. Every single
product that is a part of drinks a part of cereals you name it,
they price fix it which which means a real difference to your
money to subsidies for farmers, they have been screwing you and
they are under quote underwriting which is no
difference from sponsoring but well, programmes.
So this is Vivian Schiller, the CEO of NPR answering that
question about where's your money coming from?
Okay, let's take it from the top but
onto money. How are NPRs corporate underwriting revenues
holding up in the recession? And what about foundation grants
two different stories. Underwriting is underwriting is
down it's down for everybody Yeah, this is it's down for
everybody. Oh you mean advertising is down for
everybody because it's
chichi blows it yourself
it's advertise
underwriting is underwriting is is down it's down for everybody.
I mean this is this is this is the area that is most down for
us is is in is in sponsorship underwriting advertising Call it
whatever you want
and again you stepped all over my god is
underwriting is is down it's down for everybody. I mean this
is this is this is the area that is most down for us is is in is
in sponsorship underwriting advertising, call it whatever
you want.
Oh my call it whatever you want.
I'm given this one standard spot on my board here. We got it. We
got to play this from time to time. So that is your public
radio who are completely influenced because that's the
way it works when you have a look. At least at me vo when we
do a show with a Honda it's about the Honda it's about the
scooter you know we're not messing around here. Haha, you'd
like to show it's about the damn Honda. It's not it's not
unclear. Okay. And it's
clear on this underwriting thing that there's any influence I
mean, they they'll say there's not but come on, of course
there's influence you and go see this movie. Okay. You know what,
don't donate. Go see that don't donate yet. Go see this movie
that spend spams sorry. Spend 20 bucks without eating any
popcorn. Watch this movie. And then you are going to hate
yourself for what you have allowed to happen to you through
Archer Daniels Midland Corporation. They bought
politicians they were fixing in corporate espionage. But they
have every single person listening to this has has
shelled out more money for products because of their
illegal practices. Well, the sponsor and they sponsor and not
only sponsored you don't think they have something when you see
this movie, you'll understand what I'm talking about. Look,
and then you will you will immediately want you will
immediately want to donate, you will obey By the way, we're
running short on time.
Yeah, but let's go and plug at least where they can donate to
us, which is no agenda. show.com Please go there and click on one
of the buttons, you'll see him or go to divorce act.org/and A
and by the way, we could use a couple more nights or people
that want to get on the night bandwagon. We've got some, some
surprises for those people, we get two more people that joined
the gym once to go to the dinner. Now we're up to four. If
so, I'm gonna get to give it another week,
but we have to fill up 10 Otherwise we can't do it, John.
Yeah, right.
But I will give them one more, you know, another, not still
Sunday, but to next Thursday that we can kill it suck to give
all that money back? Well, yeah, that's like to give the money
back. But the one good thing is if did with with the Pay Pal
system, even though a lot of people dislike it. If you give
it back within 60 days that you don't go, there's no, there's
no, there's no big yes, there's no big no agenda show.com or
dvorak.org/in. A, we'll call out that. And I think I'm going to
call out the person like Andrew Valencia of San Mateo, San Mateo
County, as the as the top donor, then maybe we'll do something
special for these guys who actually all of a sudden just
step up and throw a good deal of money at us.
We really, we really, we really appreciate and we want
to thank everybody was even doing the $2 and some people
sent 15 And there's still the 4995 people that don't want to
be mentioned. There's at least three of those people that keep
kind of donating 49 bucks every so often.
By the way, if you're going to send a really long email about
why are not donating. Could you just put that at the top so I
don't have to read through all your bullshit. I really
appreciate that. That's the bill Barr
fan. Yeah.
Quick Trip Around the Horn, swine flu from Bloomberg swine
flu shots to start in three weeks as US cases spread
from while you're on the swine flu, they mentioned
like five stories I gotta run through a man we're out of time.
To ask you a question. Why is there the seasonal flu vaccine
out or it was out last week? This is the earliest it's ever
been out. What's the deal because
it's part it's the same shit. It's the same stuff. And you can
get it at Walgreens. It's the same stuff. In the United
Kingdom. The general practitioners have finally come
to an agreement. They will be paid five pounds and 25 pence
per jab. They hand out to folks for swine flu, of course, you
will receive it for free but they will be making money on it.
In Italy, I'm sorry, skip that one. Crap, here it is. Novartis
will be selling their swine flu on the basis of a trial, which
they deemed successful. 100 people they tested 100 And it's
a success. So let's rock and roll and use it.
They didn't drop dead on the spot.
No. And a little known fact, French nurses are rejecting the
swine flu vaccination over safety concerns which of course
you won't hear anywhere but good Anya for the Frenchies. And by
the way, they're
not the only ones. There's two groups all over the world
medical practitioners that are refusing to take the shot.
And then two quick notes. I'm not quite sure what's going on
staying in France for a moment at France Telecom. There's
something very weird happening in the past 18 months, there
have been 23 suicides by employees. I'm not quite sure
what's going on. But a lot of it seems to have to do with the
union and how much money they can or can't make. And people
are unhappy that at least they're leaving some of some
work related messaging in their suicide notes. 23 in the past 18
months, and then Italy, it was bound to happen finally, there
the the skirt is being lifted. And there's a tonne of people
coming out about priests Catholic priests abusing young
boys. And
wait a minute I thought it was only in America where that kind
of thing happened. Oh no. Oh, no
Associated Press story, which I don't want to read it to you so
disgusting, but it's in the show notes that no agenda show.com
Which by the way, takes a lot of time to compile as well. And I
think the show notes the links are probably just as good as our
show. I agree. There's a lot of good links in there. And for
people who say Oh man, these guys are full of shit just send
them to the links you got they're gonna say that
Associated Press has no good that Reuters is no good that
Bloomberg is no good. The Wall Street Journal is no good. And
we collect it all for you. We're collection service.
collection and actually recycling.
We're proud of it dammit. All right. Did you just got unique
No, that's one of your pals. And by the way, Eric Eric up in Port
Angeles as they get a lot of water up there if you want to
put the cloud Buster up there.
I think it'd be more fun to put it in your San Francisco pad.
Yeah, that'll be quite
suck all the energy life energy out of you once you flip that
switch.
Well, that's why I'm gonna put it in your backyard because
nothing can happen. I mean, how much worse can it get?
Yeah, well, you have a point.
All right, everybody coming to you from Gitmo nation east. That
would be in Amsterdam, the Netherlands on my way back west
of there, let me into the country. I will be here again on
Sunday with you. My name is Adam curry.
And hopefully they won't let him back in but you never know. The
fog is lifting here in Northern Silicon Valley. I expect it to
be another nice warm day with a with the highs apparently over
the weekend coming in at the 90s. I'm John C. Dvorak.
Thanks for your weather report. John. It's always highly
appreciated when we listen to the show three days later. We'll
talk again on Sunday right here on no agenda