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It's time once again for the
programme that has no music, no

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jingles, no commercials, no
direction, no agenda, and of

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course, no talent in the United
Kingdom, I'm Adam curry.

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I'm John C. Dvorak up here in
northern California.

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Hey, John, how you doing today?

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Good. It's a nice sunny day.

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Yeah, we had a beautiful we had
a beautiful day here as well in

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in the UK. So nice in fact that
I went flying. Where'd you go? I

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went down to the south coast,
which would be towards the Isle

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of Wight and then hung a left
basically eastwards and went all

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along the coastline up to lid.
Are you familiar with lid?

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No. Okay,

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so lid is just, I don't know,
it's, it's that piece that

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sticks out on the on the right
hand side of the island. It's on

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the south coast there. But
what's really nice there this

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programme is BBC show called
coast. I don't know if I don't

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know if you can get that over
there on BBC America. But

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essentially, it's a series about
the coastline of the UK, which

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of course being an island is
there's a lot of coastline. And

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it consists of it's like almost
like a documentary. But there's

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a lot of aerial photography
really, really beautifully done.

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And I have to say, the coast of
the UK is spectacular. If you

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just fly along at you know, like
1000 or 1500 feet. It's just it

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changes every every 1020 miles.
It's just beautiful. So

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can you take photos out of your
plane? Yeah, of course.

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I took Well, I did it with my
cell phone camera. So you know,

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she kind of sucks ass. And by
the way when I'm by myself it's

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there's a lot going on. So you
know to really yelling

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Jake me up for a ride. I'll take
pictures. You get your ass

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over here. We'll take some
pictures. Absolutely. It'll be

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fun.

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It'll be raining

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when you get here Yeah,
probably. So nice. They're in

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California. You were in Vegas,
John.

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Yeah, I went to lost wages in
Nevada. And yeah, did

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you lose any?

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No actually I won I only budget
i know I don't know I don't like

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to gamble. I think it's just a
stupid I'm not a gambler either.

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But I do you know play video
poker machines because I I know

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that there are certain machines
if you if you look at all the

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odds, it's the funniest thing.
video poker machines have a

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variety of odds for the exact
same game from machine to

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machine to machine. And I don't
know You know, I mean I guess

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nobody ever looks at these odds
because there are some machines

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that essentially just take your
money and there was published

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right

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and so it says right there you
will lose at least 4% On every

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every dime you put it that's
what

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though that's casino wide. But
there are some machines that are

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pretty close to break even on
video poker. And if you know

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what to look for, and this is
you know the because they ended

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up right on the screen. And
people just ignore it but you

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don't

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have to go to Vegas for that you
could go to your local 711 and

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play video poker Ganesha.

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Yeah, you could, okay. It's just
a game I liked because I had

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this. There's this computer
programme called years ago

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called video poker tutor. And

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what that run on the Commodore
64 or something

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close to it anyway, they would
just keep beating you down until

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you figured out how to you know
what the strategy was because

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the video poker is not poker.
It's a you know, it's a

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different game altogether. And
there are and there's strategies

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involved with what you hold and
what you get rid of, if you want

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to approach this breakeven point
and then if you get lucky you

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can you know walk away with some
money and I tend to always walk

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away with some money although I
can't say I've made a fortune I

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was going

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to total earnings five bucks
right on you know, I've been to

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Vegas quite a bit I'm not a
gambler. I just I really don't

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care. I just doesn't interest me
at all.

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Well, there's a lot of
interesting games I know it

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doesn't interest me to any
extent but I mean I was a few

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years maybe 15 years ago used to
play a lot of Craps and craps is

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an interesting game because it
again if you play it right

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you're at a break you can pretty
much breakeven at it and you can

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maybe even make out in the deal
in some casinos where they give

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you a lot of free cognac you
know to try to make it so you

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just do they try to get your
drinking so you screw up

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well they also in any in Vegas,
they have they have tonnes of of

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courses you can take I did a
couple documentaries in 90. I'm

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gonna say 91 or 92 in Las Vegas.
I did one No, I did three died.

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They're all on YouTube. By the
way. If you just search Adam

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curry, you'll find that one is
about the pawnshops. One is

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about craps and roulette. So
they actually you know, I went

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to one of those courses where
they teach you how to play and

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the third one was the Las Vegas
bike patrol. I went along and

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rode with the bike patrol for a
day which was pretty

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interesting. Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, you should take a look at

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those I mean they're Dutch log
them yeah blood there you go

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baby. You can look at Adams
really really big hair.

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So anyway, the yeah They have a
lot of courses and they're

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actually pretty good. They try
to teach you how to do things,

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right, but they just assume that
nobody really cares. Right? And

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I think it's also some rationale
when people when the gaming

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licences come up to say, No, we
try to teach the public the

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exact, you know, aspects of the
all the aspects of the game that

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will help.

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It's all to their benefit, you
know, the I found the course

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really good, they really gave
you a lot of tips and tricks and

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you know, really they try to
help you win knowing full well

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that the odds are stacked
against you can win so I don't

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know if it has anything to do
with a gaming licence or

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anything. I think they really
just want to help you to get you

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to go to the table spend money.

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Yes, but But the one thing I
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unlike all the other games in
the casino, it's a social game,

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where people win and lose as a
group. Yeah, true. And it's a

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it's really a different game
because of that and it's

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actually kind of interesting.
But you know, again, it's when

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you look at it, you know, even
any of these things, even if you

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can, you know, make a little
money it's a time killer. I

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mean, you take your hours to you
know, get anywhere unless you're

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throwing your massive amounts of
money down. Yeah, that's

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not for me, not for me. I see
you there for CES I heard a

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couple of your reports on tech
five with a flat flat panel LCD

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screens. I heard those reports
what else what else did you do

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at CES just kind of roam around
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say I didn't see them but me ces
to me has always been a show

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years ago when they had Comdex
and computer guys would go there

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that was different I mean,
Comdex was was a whole different

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vibe wasn't

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it wasn't that different, but it
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there wasn't as much junk. CES
has a lot of junk, a lot of

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weird stuff that is just like
what is the what are these

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people doing here? I mean,
things for little. These little

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mom and pop stores you find in
urban areas where you you know

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turn a corner and there's an
Indian guy running this place

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and he sells everything from
toaster repair to skins for the

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cell phone to cigarettes,
punching, you know, lottery

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tickets, you name it,

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does that really pay for those
guys to buy a booth at CES for

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basically stuff that you buy in
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I don't know they're there.

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And they do they do the same
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way, this is something I wanted
to mention. It there is a new it

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seems like a ship you know, you
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They're everywhere. They're here
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you know, there's little carts
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of the walkway, right. And they
sell everything from covers for

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your cell phone to you know, the
embroidered hats. exactly that

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kind of stuff. But what has
happened, I've noticed is that

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when you now are walking through
the mall, the vendors now come

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up to you. And they say Excuse
me, sir crash your question. And

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you know, and it's usually women
who are doing this and they

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solicit you and it's really
pissing me off. It's really

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ruining my mall experience. Have
you noticed that this is how you

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know maybe you don't go to malls
but it

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was out obviously don't go as
much as you do. But I go to

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malls I have seen these things I
usually go to when I travel. I

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have never seen that in an
American Mall. What you're

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describing,

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oh, I've been in two malls on my
my most recent trips. It's like

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a new thing that they use that
just have this cute little. In

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August, I went to the Rose
Roosevelt field mall, I think is

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what it's called. It's a huge,
massive Mega Mall in where

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that's upstate New York. Okay,
sorry, not Well, yeah. Upstate,

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not upstate, kind of upstate.
And then the what's the one in

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San Francisco? On market?

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On market? Yeah, yeah, there's
that one word Nordstroms is the

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gallery

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or whatever? Yeah, that's it.
The gallery I think is what it's

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called. Same thing. And you're
just walking along, looking at

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the shops left or right. And
then the vendors like, Excuse

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me, sir, can I ask you a
question? It's like, no, fuck

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off. Because I've said yes, of
course, once. And then you know,

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they drag you into this
demonstration of some stupid

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pride to just it's like, you
know, trying to sell you

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something, but it's a fence. I

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don't think that I don't think
that's allowed. Well, they're

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doing it, man. I think it's, I
think it's a plague. And I think

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it's taken over. And

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I mean, you might as well just
have a bunch of guys in front of

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all the stores, you know, like
they do when Columbus Avenue in

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the old days went to camera shop
San Francisco. Yay, buddy.

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Well, I don't like it. I will
not freak out places that allow

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that behaviour. Anyway, yeah, I

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haven't seen it, but I can
understand why it would be

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annoying. But yeah, there's
these carts I think tell the

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people these carts are
interesting. They become a

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phenomenon all the malls have
obviously there those are

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released spaces. Yeah. And I
guess they button up the card at

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night. And it's kind of just a
cheap, usually a cheap

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operation. Yes.

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And Patricia, she loves those
guys. Because she'll be walking

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through the mall, and the the
should go to like the sunglasses

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cart. And she now knows, she
knows these. These vendors and

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she knows that if you want the
fake Gucci sunglasses, you gotta

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like, you know, wink wink nudge
nudge and then outcomes, the

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special little draw that you can
take a look at. So there are the

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other hand, there's selling all
kinds of contraband and shit

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goods kidding me? Oh, man,
absolutely. Patricia loves that.

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She loves sunglasses,

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take her to New York and take
her down to Canal Street.

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Oh, no, it will she dude can do
of course, Canal Street just

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changed now. Because, you know,
they really cracked down on all

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the fake handbags and
everything. And so now you, what

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they'll do is they'll come up to
you and say, hey, you know, you

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see this? Well, they've got some
bedding, basically, you follow?

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That's kind of creepy, because
you follow them into as like

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down an alleyway, turn left down
three stairs, and then they've

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got all the great stuff. And I
am convinced, by the way 100%

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That these are actual products.
These are not knock offs. These

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are the real deal that just you
know, they're they're

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abnormalities or, or just pumped
out a different door the factory

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I think it's exactly the same
stuff as the as the $5,000

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items.

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But ya know, we've talked about
this before, I think that I

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think some of the items are
indeed the same thing. I know

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you get pretty much the kind of
the over production stuff when

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you're in Korea. There's a
street in Korea that sells all

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kinds of stuff. And it's and you
look at it and you cannot see

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you can't see the difference.
Yeah, you can see the

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difference.

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I mean, maybe a little bit
there's a stitching that's off

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or something but you know,
Patricia has made quite a study

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of this because she really hates
paying a lot of she used to be

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married to a guy who was in
clothing and all kinds of other

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stuff like that. And she says
you know it costs shit. You

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know, she she says any of these
you see a sweater a jack wills

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or whatever, or Eddie Bauer and
it's you know, $500 It costs

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five fucking dollars to make she
just can't bring herself to pay

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you know to overpay for products
like that. So she loves getting

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knockoffs and she's also
convinced that they are in fact

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the real deal maybe just a small
irregularity but undetectable.

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It's all about how you wear it,
you know?

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Yeah, no, I think a lot of the
fake stuff i i have a whole

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bunch of of knockoff watches
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Canal Street, I was working,
still wearing a PC Magazine, but

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I used to go to New York a lot
and so I collected a huge I have

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a huge collection of some pretty
cool ones. But what was the most

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fascinating watch I collected,
which I still use. They there

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was a period of time where they
were making perfect mulatos They

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were generally speaking the
knockoff guys and these

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obviously were not really Movado
says we're too thick. Yeah. But

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the they would put a second hand
on the watch.

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Or you'd have you know, a fine,
fine Swiss watch. And you could

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see this sweeping quartz driven
secondhand. Yeah, I was like,

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Yeah, click click click. But
anyway, somebody did. Movado

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they did a search Movado is
without the sweep second hand

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they look just like mobiles.
They had the right hands and

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everything else are perfect. But
then one one day I went there

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and there was a silver on silver
one, which was a Silver Case

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silver background in silver
hands with the Movado logo and

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look like a Movado but the
Movado is typically a gold and

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black. Right not silver, silver
and silver and so I bought that

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thing and it looked and it's
just and Movado has never made

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this watch that looks like this.
They just haven't done it. But

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they should because it's really
gorgeous. So you were so I would

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wear that watch typically even
though I don't wear a tuxedo all

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the time it's a great tuxedo
watch and it would be it would

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always catch somebody's eye.

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Do you do you wear different
watches? I mean I have I have

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probably I must have a
collection of about 20 Different

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watches but I keep wearing the
same one. I don't like a

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different thing around my wrist.
I like the comfort of the one

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that I'm used to you really
change around a lot.

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I don't wear I actually I
stopped wearing watches maybe 10

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years ago and I just use the
cell phone like everybody else

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for the time. But yeah, I would
I would wear different watches I

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had I would take some Rolexes
for example and you fake Rolexes

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especially the good ones with
expensive sweet secondhand and

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you match them up with some you
if you were ever in Arizona or

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someplace you match them up with
some of these Indian bands and

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you get some pretty good looking
matches and you get a pretty

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cool watch it people you know
wonder where you got it?

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Well I've worn the same watch
basically for 20 years.

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Guys that to watch that you do
the one to cloth band that

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you're wearing with the Velcro
that one

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yeah, right. That's the one
that's the one John No, Patricia

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gave me a gold Rolex about a
year after we'd been together

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which of course was a complete
incentive for me to keep her

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around and and I haven't taken
it off. I mean, in fact, it's

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really dirty. It should. It
really should. It's it's

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completely black on the on the
inside of the band. And of

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course, you know, the real
Rolexes don't actually keep time

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very well. You know that?

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Yeah, that's the irony of it, I
guess. Yeah, it is.

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So what else happened in Vegas
that saying well, that stay in

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Vegas, as usual,

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stayed at the MGM Grand. And I
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Vegas when you're at these new
hotels, which are all they have

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a centrally located elevator
shaft. Typically in the middle

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of a star configuration. You
when you check in always say

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look, I want a room near the
elevators. Because you won't get

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a room. And you won't be able to
find the elevators if you don't

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ask for a room near it.

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Know that you will find it
because there's really just like

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one long aisle that's a mile
long toward the elevator shaft

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which is in the middle. So it's
a spoken hub kind of layout,

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typically with these hotels, and
the MGM Grand is the worst

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because it's one of the biggest
hotels in the world and you can

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get a room it takes you five
minutes to walk to the

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elevators. So you get the old
you know, you walk to the

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elevator going, Oh, I forgot my
you know, something, you gotta

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go back up. And it's a mile long
walk to the room and then a mile

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long walk back,

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I forgot the hooker I left in
the room shit, and I gotta go

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back.

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So I mean, it's, so always ask
for a room near the elevator

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shaft and you know, they'll give
you a room close in. And it's

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really makes a huge difference
because you can just, you know,

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you step out of the room, you
take five steps, you go to the

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elevator shaft and you're down.
But anyway, so I stayed there

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and it's not a hotel I
particularly like, but it's

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okay. And they have a lot of
nice restaurants. They turn

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their restaurants over they have
now Joel Robuchon has a

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restaurant in there.

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Now two of them. I'm actually
not familiar with Joel.

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Oh, yeah. He's one of the maybe
the greatest chef in France. I

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mean, there's three great chefs.
There's the Aruba, Shan and

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Savoie and Alan do Kos, who else
has a place in New York, and

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they all three of them now have
restaurants in Las Vegas? Do

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courses in Aruba, Shawn's being
the best of the two and there's

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a but you can't get in? You
know, it's just impossible. So I

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didn't get to eat there. So I
was very disappointed.

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Oh, that's a shame. Speaking of
French just for a second. I

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think. I think I made a comment
about the French on the last

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show. Yeah. And got a about them
being lazy. I think which by the

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way, a lot of people emailed me
said you're being racist. And I

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think I have to. Exactly people
are very confused about what

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racist is particularly in the
UK, by the way. Mike Pinero,

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who's in the UK says I work for
a French firm and a factory.

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Over here we get one hour for
lunch, which for a factory is

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generous. Our French
counterparts who also work in a

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factory get one and a half
hours. They pop along to one of

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the many places to eat nearby
quaff a few glasses of vino

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within a meal. 35 hour work
week, all of August off. No

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Yorkshire tea, no real beer. And
now they can't smoke inside.

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So he's complaining about what?

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Well, he I think what he's
saying is that it's true that

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the French are just they got it
easy man. As culturally,

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culturally, they're lazy. Well,
I

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don't know. It's laziness or
smart, dude. I mean, how about

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sorry,

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sir cosy. How about him dating
Carla Bruni?

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I'm telling you, as I said smart
to

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you know, this is this is about
leveraging

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the position in a public office

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to vote he is so he's tapping
that ass and it's a good thing

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she was willing to. She was
Didn't you have a child with

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Mick Jagger? I mean, this is
like this is like a serious babe

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that's been passed around.

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She must have some some
particular skill that we're

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familiar with. I can only
imagine whatever the case I

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mean, you know, yeah, I you
know, I'm not gonna accuse the

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front. I mean, the French were
have a different way of working.

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But the ones Yeah, less. Well,
maybe quite less

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doesn't really work is that we
never hear about France. Is the

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economy working? I mean, the
only thing we hear about this is

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more

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more

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striking. I fighting.

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Their economy is always in the
tank. Are you kidding me? Okay,

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mom. No, no, I'm just asking. I
really have no idea. I mean, you

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just don't really hear about it.

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You only if you went to Google
right now and typed in fret

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France and recession it would
come up with a million hits.

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Okay, let me try France in
Google News and regular Google

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just regular Google Okay, let's
I think they're perpetually in a

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recession.

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Well, there's something to be
said for that as well. I guess

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when you're on the floor, yet
does not did not fall to near

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France escapes recession top hit
from the BBC News. Sorry. Sorry,

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they achieved a slight growth.
Oh, I'm gonna get this. This is

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the top hit on the new Google
indexing system, by the way,

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which indexes Oh, okay, this is
May 20 2003. Hey, that new

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algorithms really working?

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Works great. The French

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economy managed to grow slightly
by 0.3% in the first three

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months of the year that's made

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2003 2003. All right, that's
that's the one note of good news

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for the French economy right
there. You know, four years ago,

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five years ago,

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doesn't doesn't it? Let me see
if there's something under news

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that might be? Let's see, here
comes the earnings recession.

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Nothing about France. I'm
telling you, you just don't read

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a lot about it. Ah, yeah, they
don't care

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either. You know, the thing is,
they don't listen to us. You can

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be assured we have like, you
know, the even with the like, I

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do the twit thing with Leo, we
have a big audience and I can

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solicit anything I want around
the world. And there'll be some

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two or three guys will chime in,
you know, I need to know the

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best restaurant in Hamburg. And
I get six emails with very

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German guys who live in Hamburg.
Right? Of course. You can do

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anything you want about France
and there's no French listening.

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No,

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that's not true. Because there's
at least I have at least two

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French listeners who yell
consistently

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on your on your daily source
code. Yeah, and there's a

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there's also doing it for 10
years.

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It's the same two guys so that's
all right. No, I did I like it.

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I look. I actually really liked
the French. I have no problem

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with them. I'm just always
amazed at you know, at how they

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make the shit work over there.

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They do it by having long
lunches. I guess. They're trying

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to kill off the long lunch and
frankly, I think they're French

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resists pretty well.

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Well, this is what's our cosy is
all about right he didn't he say

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to the nation, look, we've got
to we got to work harder. We got

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to do more if we want to keep in
stride isn't that more or less

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his whole mess? That's what

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he says but the talk is cheap.
And then he runs off at the

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bimbo?

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Bimbo. John, it's I think she's
she's got she's got you right

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she's got talent. She she's got
real talent.

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So anyway, so stark codes. He's
like, Yeah, big talker.

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But just imagine, you know that
they seem to be making a minor

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deal. Oh, that's what it was.
That's what I read. His ex wife

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has published a book I think
that came out yesterday. And and

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she of course, you know, raked
him over the coals for what

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being a womaniser basically
being French?

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Yeah. He's more French than the
French. Yeah. He's actually a

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Hungarian or something. It

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could be sir. Cosy. Yeah. Sounds
right. Toe. Yeah. Tell me about

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the the pinball Museum.

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Yeah, we went to the pinball
museum. So I'm coming into

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Vegas, and I'm reading the
South, I'm coming in on

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Southwest. And I'm reading the
magazine in there. And the the

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flight was light, which is
interesting and the course so

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there's no middle seats. And so
a big fat person sits in the

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middle. It's always cracks me
up. Divorce time I was on it,

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when not to go into diversion
here about fat people. But I'm,

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you know, I'm not fat, but I'm a
big guy. And I sort of one day I

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was on one of these flights
where you pick your own seat in

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there, I saw a big fat guy
sitting by the window and the

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IOC was there. And so I decided
to sit there and just you know,

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kind of spread my shoulders and
try to feel spread out and look

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as big as I could. Trying to
dissuade anyone from sitting

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between two big guys.

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Exactly. Please stay away. So

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I thought that the the idea was
good, and I swear to God,

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probably the fattest woman I've
ever seen on an aeroplane.

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Hey, there's my people. My peeps
are here. I gotta go sit in

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between them.

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That's the only logic because
she pops himself down between

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the two of us. He slammed up
against the window. His face is

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kind of against the thing.
smooshed up against and I'm like

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halfway in the attic. People
keep banging in and walking

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because we could barely sit
there. And

441
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,520
of course, she took both
armrests, right.

442
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:32,130
Yeah, but not with their arms.
Oh, God, I got a visual. All

443
00:24:32,130 --> 00:24:35,550
right. So this is always risky.
So so we went down and so I'm

444
00:24:35,550 --> 00:24:37,530
reading the magazine it talks
about the

445
00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:46,440
just museum this pinball museum
on the address is 33303 3330

446
00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:49,740
East Tropicana. For anybody in
Vegas who wants to go check it

447
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:53,310
out. And it's this guy's had
been collecting pinball machines

448
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:56,160
for I guess his whole life and
he's got 800 of them in his

449
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,100
collection. 200 of them are in
the pinball Museum at any given

450
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:03,210
time. And they're all you can
play them all that the original

451
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:08,160
25 cent price for five balls or
whatever. And even it has a one

452
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,640
off of them really wild machine
that they produce that barley

453
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,930
prototype to have. And only one
ever worked and he has it should

454
00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:20,940
worth about 100,000 bucks, he
thinks. And it's a wild machine.

455
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,700
It's like dimensional. It's got
all kinds of playing fields.

456
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:26,850
It's ridiculous. He's got
anyway, he's got all these

457
00:25:26,850 --> 00:25:28,350
machines in there a lot of
classes from the

458
00:25:28,350 --> 00:25:34,440
30s 40s 50s 60s 70s 80s and 90s.
And, and all the money that he

459
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,380
makes at the place after he pays
for his overhead goes to

460
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:41,880
charity. It's all in many ways
retired. And he just wants

461
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,160
everybody so he can't afford to
advertise anything. So he's

462
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,950
getting a lot of publicity, but
the pleasures he has, he's had

463
00:25:46,950 --> 00:25:50,190
about 10 or 20 people in there
playing away like crazy. It's

464
00:25:50,190 --> 00:25:53,190
it's a great place to be like
pinball machines him

465
00:25:53,190 --> 00:25:56,130
Arnold that's his name right?
Tim Arnold? Yeah. Tim Arnold.

466
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,350
Yeah, I'm looking at the
website, which is pinball

467
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,780
museum.org That's pretty great.

468
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:06,570
Pinball museum.org. And we
interviewed him for cranky geeks

469
00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:12,030
and he you know, he's, he's in
pinball nut. And he said the

470
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:15,390
enemy got a lot of complaints
that like, you know, people join

471
00:26:15,390 --> 00:26:18,360
when pinball maker left because
nobody puts pinball machines in

472
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,490
gas stations or anyplace else
anymore, because everything's

473
00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:22,560
one by chains. And they won't
you know, they don't like

474
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,080
pinball because of its CD
history. They don't want loiter

475
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,680
in then they don't want anyone
loitering right. There you go.

476
00:26:28,710 --> 00:26:32,160
And so he knew he has a real
interesting lament.

477
00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:35,700
That's really quite sad, because
it certainly when I was a kid,

478
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,830
both in the states and and in
Europe as well. It was quite a

479
00:26:40,830 --> 00:26:43,740
thing. You know, you'd go down
to the, to the drugstore, or

480
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:48,930
whatever. And, you know, I think
that I was kind of in between

481
00:26:48,930 --> 00:26:54,330
the pinball and Pac Man. You
know, that's when it kind of

482
00:26:54,330 --> 00:26:57,330
went to video games. But you're
right, you don't see him anymore

483
00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:00,450
because they don't want
loitering. But that was kind of

484
00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:03,450
where you grew up. And we you
know, you got your first smoke.

485
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:06,420
No, Emile that's

486
00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:09,870
how you got started. So they use
them in bowling alleys and

487
00:27:09,870 --> 00:27:11,970
everyplace else I mean, then
you'd play him there was always

488
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,710
fun and you know, it was anyway
so he says the problem now is

489
00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:20,520
maintaining them because the
mechanics nobody makes the part

490
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,250
so you have to machine the part
so you have to scavenge things

491
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:27,090
from other you know, other
systems and he's been buying

492
00:27:27,090 --> 00:27:30,960
apparently, motors from old
blenders seems to work in

493
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:36,900
certain machines. And so anyway,
but it's a labour of love and I

494
00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:39,720
you know, recommend anyone that
go past through Las Vegas is one

495
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,550
of the more interesting places
in the country to visit.

496
00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:48,090
Oh, check this 01010808 John C.
Dvorak. Cranky. geeks.com takes

497
00:27:48,090 --> 00:27:52,050
a timeout from 2000 CES show in
Las Vegas to visit the pinball

498
00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:58,140
Hall of Fame. It's episode
number 98. You're on motion?

499
00:27:58,140 --> 00:28:00,450
Yeah, you're on their news page
dude. Fantastic.

500
00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:03,810
cross promotion the name of the
game and even better

501
00:28:03,810 --> 00:28:08,040
than that, it's it says on first
of January spirit magazine,

502
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,490
which is what you read Southwest
Airlines article about Las Vegas

503
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:15,180
pinball Hall of Fame. article
titled shear play to mean

504
00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:18,480
pinball. God the net is cool.

505
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,950
So yeah, that's why we like it.

506
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:26,310
That internet thing is that
rocks guy

507
00:28:27,630 --> 00:28:30,570
so anyway, anyone out there
who's visited Vegas I you know

508
00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:33,900
get off the beaten path get a
car get a cab or go out to you

509
00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:40,380
know 33 Three East Tropicana and
check it out. On the way back I

510
00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:44,730
took a came back in a private
aeroplane. And oh, what who

511
00:28:44,730 --> 00:28:47,310
drivers? Yeah, horse cool.

512
00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:49,320
What does he what kind of plane

513
00:28:49,350 --> 00:28:51,960
Well, it's the you know, he's
part of you know, he's it's like

514
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,320
it's like a like a net jets
thing. Yeah, it's like good.

515
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,000
This one was a hawker 800

516
00:28:57,270 --> 00:28:58,740
Oh, it's a nice plane man.

517
00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:01,710
That is a nice plane. Although
you know be I've been in the

518
00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:05,610
beach jets and the beach jets
are really nice. Even though

519
00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:08,790
they're small they are there's
just a features inside the plane

520
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:09,840
are just really cool.

521
00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:12,539
Well, the Hawker is you can
stand up straight in the Hawker

522
00:29:12,539 --> 00:29:12,989
Can't you?

523
00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:17,580
Yeah, you can get pre I bumped
my head. I think it's under six

524
00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:20,040
foot. It's not like a challenge
or anything where you can

525
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,370
wander around so the 800 Ryan
right at the Challenger that's

526
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:28,290
that's an amazing or the I've
been in a G five god. Yeah, the

527
00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:29,790
G five is the class act.

528
00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:34,200
Although, although I'd rather
honestly just all things being

529
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:38,790
equal. I'd rather have a
challenger than than a G five.

530
00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:44,790
You know, you're on your way out
if you can afford one. It's the

531
00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:48,270
part that most most of these
Yeah, but see, most of these

532
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,880
people don't realise you know,
these private jets are mostly

533
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,690
now all shared. Yeah. I mean,
there's a few guys left that

534
00:29:54,690 --> 00:29:57,090
have their own. I mean, the
Google boys have a couple of

535
00:29:57,090 --> 00:29:58,590
jets had dedicated to them and

536
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:02,070
as some of the bay Pay Pal guys
have jets to

537
00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:06,540
right pad that Paul Allen's got
a jet 757 Raylene

538
00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:14,160
has a G five, cool Ray lane. So
does he. He's got a G five and I

539
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,670
rode with him. I went, we took
his G five when they launched

540
00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:21,210
the Tesla. That electric sports
car Hey, they

541
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:24,240
had it okay to change the topic,
they had a Tesla to show that

542
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:28,410
identifier I got to look at one
up close and personal. It's a

543
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,420
little loaded. Battery. Yeah.

544
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:37,590
With the fucking DISA No, this
is what's so funny, because so

545
00:30:37,590 --> 00:30:43,650
it was me it was Ron and Marta,
Ron's wife, and Ray and we took

546
00:30:43,650 --> 00:30:49,530
his G five down to LA. And what
was really funny on the landing

547
00:30:50,730 --> 00:30:53,550
because he I was sitting in the
I went upside with the pilots on

548
00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:56,580
the jump seat. Of course, you
know, one that was cool, you

549
00:30:56,580 --> 00:30:59,610
don't sit in the cockpit. And
they were in the back drinkin.

550
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:06,420
And when they landed, one of the
breaks jammed. So they landed

551
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:09,150
actually we like think like the
right or maybe even both rear

552
00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:14,250
brakes, essentially engaged to
the nosewheel slammed down. I

553
00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:18,000
mean, it was I was strapped in
with a five point harness and I

554
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,770
was thrown like the whole chair
really moved forward. That's how

555
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,740
how heavy it was. And Ray Lane
who was in the back of course,

556
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:29,700
you know, Mr. Big VC, I'm not
going to buckle my seatbelt. He

557
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,810
he flew out of his seat across
the seat into martyrs lap on

558
00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:39,330
this landing. Yeah, it was very
fucked up. And but you know, for

559
00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:44,070
pilots, it's like, that was like
really embarrassing. You know,

560
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:48,210
yeah. When, when, you know, when
you've got a pilot as a guest on

561
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:50,490
board, and you know, of course,
you're jet jockey. So you're,

562
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,340
you're showing off, right? And
you really fuck it up. Anyway,

563
00:31:53,340 --> 00:31:59,580
so the launch was at, at the
airport, it was, I think it was

564
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:07,710
he was Burbank. And so they
rented out of a hangar. And

565
00:32:07,710 --> 00:32:10,140
essentially, they had a little
circuit and then you know, you

566
00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:13,020
saw you in the middle of the
hangar was the party. And then

567
00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:16,500
they had a circuit around this
party. And that went outside and

568
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,960
then back into the hangar. So it
was it was kind of cool. You

569
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,740
know, it was like, like your own
Matchbox set or hot wheels that

570
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:27,390
you had set up on the really
big. And you could buy one right

571
00:32:27,390 --> 00:32:29,700
then and there. And they had a
big screen up and it would show

572
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,280
you know the names of people who
had pre ordered one. So of

573
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,610
course, you know, you look at
Larry, Sergey. And then there's

574
00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:41,160
a pop Ray lane. And to date, no
one has still has has received

575
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,090
well, this is 2006 they Yeah,
they can't deliver these fucking

576
00:32:47,130 --> 00:32:50,310
Well, you know, when I see these
kinds of promotions, and I see

577
00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:53,040
all the Silicon Valley gets for
some unusual actually, they all

578
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,560
get on the same bandwagon
because the weight is down

579
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,020
there. Because it's like
something's either cool about

580
00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:01,230
it. You know, it's electric. And
it's really fast. And you know,

581
00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:03,330
there's all these different
kinds of things that make it so

582
00:33:03,570 --> 00:33:04,230
great.

583
00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:07,710
Yeah, but it's still in Lotus
with a de sel. Looking at this,

584
00:33:07,710 --> 00:33:10,230
I'm looking because I I think I
saw one on the road like a

585
00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:12,090
couple of years ago that was
being test driven down in

586
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:14,580
Southern California. And I
couldn't figure it out. But I do

587
00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:17,790
remember the logo. So when I saw
the logo later, I said, Oh, I

588
00:33:17,790 --> 00:33:21,780
saw one of these these things.
These Tesla's a tee. Anyway, so

589
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:27,270
I was looking at this thing,
it's really cramped inside. In

590
00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:29,220
fact, somebody was telling me
that one of their friends was

591
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:32,190
six, six bought one, there's no
way he's ever gonna weigh in no

592
00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:36,000
way. And but everybody in the
valley is on the waiting list.

593
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,370
And it's a big deal to have, you
know, to be on the waiting list

594
00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:41,100
of this thing. And I'm thinking
these guys have got way too much

595
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,920
money, they can just throw it
around, and to get a get what I

596
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,220
consider to be a gimmick
vehicle. And yeah, it'd be cool

597
00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:50,700
if it works and if they ever
ship it for a while until

598
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:55,620
somebody gets rammed by someone
else. Or the car flips I mean, I

599
00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:59,310
just the whole thing is just to
get a Lexus for God's sake. So

600
00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:04,530
it is it is indeed it is a lotus
body. I mean it literally you

601
00:34:04,530 --> 00:34:07,200
know that I don't know if they
take the emblem off but it's a

602
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,280
lotus body and it is fast. I
think it does zero to 60 in

603
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,400
under four seconds just didn't
you that amazing torque that it

604
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,660
has. But the problem motor but
the problem they're having is

605
00:34:18,930 --> 00:34:25,890
the battery. And I heard I'm
sure you've heard of or seen the

606
00:34:25,890 --> 00:34:27,870
movie Who Killed the Electric
car

607
00:34:29,910 --> 00:34:31,770
you know, I don't know if I have
maybe

608
00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:34,620
you will look a look it up on
Google Video. I'm sure they I'm

609
00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:38,490
sure someone's illegally
uploaded it. Thank goodness. But

610
00:34:38,490 --> 00:34:41,790
it's about that. There was an
electric car that they handed

611
00:34:41,790 --> 00:34:46,200
out to celebrities in the car I
want to say 80s 90 Something

612
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:50,160
like that. General Motors car.
Yeah, that's the one exactly.

613
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,730
And but no one has a cool
looking car by the way. Yeah,

614
00:34:53,730 --> 00:34:56,580
but no one was allowed to buy
it. You couldn't actually buy

615
00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:58,860
the car and then they took them
out that destroyed them all.

616
00:34:58,950 --> 00:35:01,830
Yeah, they took them all out. I
cannot what I've understood is

617
00:35:01,830 --> 00:35:08,010
that I guess GM or some some,
some company owns a patent to

618
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,130
the battery technology that is
necessary that actually would

619
00:35:11,130 --> 00:35:15,390
make this all work. And that
they are for obvious reasons and

620
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:19,140
reasons. I've purposely not
allowed anyone to do anything

621
00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:21,540
with that patent. But that
that's really the problem.

622
00:35:21,540 --> 00:35:24,360
Everyone's struggling trying to
work around this patent to come

623
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,310
up with a better battery
technology. Do you know anything

624
00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:26,910
about this?

625
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:29,310
It sounds like a crock.

626
00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:33,240
I don't know. I mean, batteries,
General Motors is gonna bring

627
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:36,750
out another electric car. It's
my understanding. They put all

628
00:35:36,810 --> 00:35:39,450
this I mean, I think there's too
much emphasis on the hydrogen

629
00:35:39,450 --> 00:35:42,690
cars, for example. And I think
that that's the real issue and

630
00:35:42,690 --> 00:35:45,300
what's and if they're going to
be promoting all these other

631
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:48,660
sort of alternative systems,
there's no reason for him to

632
00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:52,170
like, kill the electric car for
some unknown reason. Well, not

633
00:35:52,170 --> 00:35:52,590
now.

634
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,530
I think now, now, now, now,
people are interested, there's a

635
00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:57,780
market for it. And we know,
everyone knows they have to

636
00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:02,130
change, you know, but 2010, you
know, 1015 20 years ago, they

637
00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:05,130
had every reason to not want
people to get into electric. And

638
00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:08,040
I think that now they will get
into it. And what do you mean,

639
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:10,890
about the hydrogen, you don't
think that's going to work? So

640
00:36:10,890 --> 00:36:11,130
there's

641
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,360
no, it's just a joke. You know,
somebody should talk to, you

642
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,380
know, I got to read the riot act
by some guys from an office

643
00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:21,840
Eriko, or one of these gas
companies, you know, these

644
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,920
companies that sell gas, you
know, in canisters, and they

645
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,860
said this, you can't get enough
energy out of hydrogen to make

646
00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:31,560
it worthwhile. And you'd have to
compress so much of it right now

647
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,650
they got the tanks up to and I
kept up with this, by the way I

648
00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:37,350
go to the General Motors that
they have sessions are all over

649
00:36:37,350 --> 00:36:40,110
the country where they have all
these hydrogen cars, I've driven

650
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:43,500
a bunch of them. And besides the
fact that they make a screeching

651
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:46,890
sound when you accelerate drive
you crazy. But anyway, I mean,

652
00:36:46,890 --> 00:36:50,490
because of the the sound of the
hydrogen going through the

653
00:36:50,490 --> 00:36:54,060
membrane, the technologies from
this from the 60s or earlier,

654
00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:56,220
because that membrane is it,
they can't seem to make a

655
00:36:56,220 --> 00:36:59,250
breakthrough on that. They can't
get enough energy out of the

656
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:01,980
gas, because the gas is low
energy, actually, believe it or

657
00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:04,710
not. And so you have to compress
a tonne of it there. Now they've

658
00:37:04,710 --> 00:37:09,210
gotten to tanks to get last time
I looked, they had the tanks, so

659
00:37:09,210 --> 00:37:12,720
they were 10,000 pounds per
square inch tanks, which I can

660
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:16,860
imagine one of those things
breaking open. And they still

661
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,650
can't get the things to go more
than 300 miles or so. And they

662
00:37:19,650 --> 00:37:22,650
know that there's a there's a
magic number I forgot. I think

663
00:37:22,650 --> 00:37:25,590
it's 350. Or there's some number
they and I think there's the

664
00:37:25,590 --> 00:37:28,590
same problem with the electric
car, the car manufacturers and

665
00:37:28,590 --> 00:37:31,950
by the way that Tesla has this
problem. The car manufacturers

666
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:35,130
that have a magic number, if the
car cannot go this far on one

667
00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:38,880
tank, then it's not commercially
viable because people won't put

668
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,820
up with it. And there's a
minimum number of miles you can

669
00:37:41,820 --> 00:37:45,180
go and they can't get to that
mileage with the hydrogen car.

670
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,700
And even if they did, the car is
going to be extremely expensive

671
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:51,540
because that entire mechanism
that they use to propel the car

672
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:55,740
is just expensive, but everybody
is on this bandwagon. So I've

673
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:58,530
driven the Honda's, I've driven
the hot I've been in a Honda

674
00:37:58,530 --> 00:38:01,080
hydrogen, Toyota has got one
I've been in that had been in

675
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:05,670
the forage general where
everybody's got one. And there's

676
00:38:05,670 --> 00:38:09,360
a couple of trucks and there I
think there's a bus or two out

677
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,090
there and I haven't driven the
bus. But I've driven these

678
00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:14,280
things around and they're they
have a funny kind of a

679
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,190
performance curve. I don't think
they're I don't think they have

680
00:38:17,190 --> 00:38:17,940
any appeal.

681
00:38:18,359 --> 00:38:21,719
There's a couple of people sent
me a link earlier this week to

682
00:38:23,129 --> 00:38:26,789
something called the air car.
Which looks a little bit like a

683
00:38:26,819 --> 00:38:32,489
like a an even cheaper looking
smart car. More plastic more

684
00:38:32,489 --> 00:38:36,719
plastic looking by the way I
love some I love smart cars one

685
00:38:36,839 --> 00:38:40,829
but it has a compressed air and
and so it's a hybrid so it uses

686
00:38:41,399 --> 00:38:44,279
fossil fuel to kind of like an
electric hybrid, but they

687
00:38:44,279 --> 00:38:46,529
compress air and then use that

688
00:38:48,090 --> 00:38:50,280
interesting Hey, that car blows

689
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,470
what a slogan

690
00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:59,610
Yeah, so you know the problem
and if you talk to these guys

691
00:38:59,610 --> 00:39:02,580
who are honest about it, and
people don't realise that

692
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:05,970
gasoline there isn't gasoline
there's gasoline cars out there

693
00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:11,340
know why they're so popular is
gasoline per pound has more

694
00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:15,780
energy in it just built into the
molecular structure than any

695
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:19,650
other substance we can come up
with. And so it's it's a very

696
00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:22,770
it's already a kind of a
compressed form of energy. And

697
00:39:22,770 --> 00:39:26,130
that's why gasoline cars you
know, are what they are right.

698
00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:33,990
Well so anyway, so I obviously
you know, sound like an old

699
00:39:33,990 --> 00:39:37,500
fuddy duddy here, but you know,
and I do like VAT. What can I

700
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,110
say? I remember my

701
00:39:40,110 --> 00:39:42,390
back and I'm caring about cars.
I just don't give a shit

702
00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:42,930
anymore.

703
00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,570
Yeah, well, you're in England.
Why would you? So?

704
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,280
Well, this is the land of
motoring. Mind you? The lay of

705
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,940
the land of Top Gear. I mean, I
really enjoy watching Top Gear.

706
00:39:54,270 --> 00:39:57,690
But you know, so I'll see them
do a review of like the new Audi

707
00:39:57,690 --> 00:40:02,790
I've always been kind of an Audi
guy. And you know that new AR

708
00:40:02,850 --> 00:40:06,510
eight or whatever it is. Sports
sports car,

709
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,280
I guess Yeah, everything's
supposed to be a rocket

710
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,730
it borders on supercar status, I
believe. And then it's quite

711
00:40:11,730 --> 00:40:16,020
it's quite affordable actually
as supercars go. But yeah, so

712
00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:19,260
they had one at the airport, and
I go take a look at it and I

713
00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:22,620
just like I really don't give a
shit. I don't actually want to

714
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:26,700
sit in the car going anywhere.
You know, it'll this will look

715
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:27,240
nice.

716
00:40:27,479 --> 00:40:30,419
But your views on to the point
where you you need to be

717
00:40:30,419 --> 00:40:31,319
chauffeured.

718
00:40:31,919 --> 00:40:35,519
Yeah. And as long as it's
comfortable in the back, it's

719
00:40:35,549 --> 00:40:39,419
fine. In fact, I'm the guy that
when in fact have to go with

720
00:40:39,419 --> 00:40:41,969
Patricia and like, a couple
minutes after we're done. You

721
00:40:41,969 --> 00:40:45,119
gotta go shopping. Because she
can't really do anything she can

722
00:40:45,119 --> 00:40:48,089
only command me is what to do.
But normally I'd say will you

723
00:40:48,089 --> 00:40:51,029
please drive? I don't even want
to let my wife drive. I really

724
00:40:51,029 --> 00:40:51,629
don't care.

725
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,300
Yeah, well, you know, that's
what happens when you get to a

726
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:54,900
certain point.

727
00:40:54,990 --> 00:40:56,910
I told everyone in the source
code about Patricia's

728
00:40:56,910 --> 00:40:58,440
appendectomy, by the way, so

729
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:02,340
yeah, she's okay, though. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. You're about it?

730
00:41:02,790 --> 00:41:05,850
Well, I'm very irked about it,
because, you know, she was

731
00:41:06,090 --> 00:41:13,200
essentially misdiagnosed by
multiple doctors, multiple

732
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:18,270
hospitals, multiple tests. And,
you know, because I guess, you

733
00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:24,600
know, by not diagnosing
appendicitis. That's a

734
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:29,970
misdiagnosis. I would think. And
I I'm sure that there's no

735
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:33,720
recourse. I'm sure they wouldn't
be in this country. Really.

736
00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:36,660
But that you know, I'm against
that I'm really look, first of

737
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:40,050
all, when, you know, so people
make mistakes, people fuck up.

738
00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:42,540
Now, that's possible. But I'd
like to know about it. And I'd

739
00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:46,200
like someone to cop to it. You
know, I'm really against that

740
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,870
culture of, you know, something
bad happened, someone died.

741
00:41:48,870 --> 00:41:52,740
Let's sue for millions. It just,
I don't I don't agree with it.

742
00:41:52,770 --> 00:41:53,640
It doesn't really solve

743
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,550
the way we operate. It doesn't
solve anything, but it it makes

744
00:41:56,730 --> 00:42:02,670
it it keeps cash flow. Would you
do it? Yeah, probably. I tend to

745
00:42:02,670 --> 00:42:04,620
be I tend to be slightly
litigious,

746
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:09,030
really, is the only things I've
sued for have been. I

747
00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:14,220
countersued MTV when they sued
me for for mtv.com. And I sued

748
00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:17,550
the Dutch tabloid when they
stole my picture off of Flickr,

749
00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:22,200
under the Creative Commons
licence. And, and both times it

750
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,630
was kind of a trivial that's a
kind of an interesting lawsuit.

751
00:42:24,630 --> 00:42:25,980
You're saying you're not as sued
happy?

752
00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:30,990
Well, but that was, that was a
principal. But that was a real

753
00:42:30,990 --> 00:42:34,920
principal issue there. Because I
had my I had pictured private

754
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,400
pictures on Flickr. And I had
the permissions of the Creative

755
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:44,820
Commons copyright licence set,
you know, to no derivatives, and

756
00:42:44,820 --> 00:42:48,690
non commercial use or whatever.
And attribution, something like

757
00:42:48,690 --> 00:42:51,450
that, but certainly no
commercial use. And they, you

758
00:42:51,450 --> 00:42:55,200
know, took those pictures.
Printing did like a six page

759
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,620
spread, including part of the
cover. And then they said, Well,

760
00:42:58,770 --> 00:43:03,090
we have every right you put them
up there on that site, and, and

761
00:43:03,090 --> 00:43:07,110
it even had a download button.
And that was an argument like, I

762
00:43:07,110 --> 00:43:10,470
got to take these guys to court,
I just have to, and now that

763
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:14,790
that case is actually is used as
jurisprudence now for the

764
00:43:14,790 --> 00:43:17,160
Creative Commons copyright, I'm
quite proud of that one.

765
00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:22,410
Good, because I would have done
the same thing. I just wouldn't

766
00:43:22,410 --> 00:43:25,590
have said what you said earlier.
Now, let's go back to that suit.

767
00:43:25,590 --> 00:43:26,490
What did you get out of it?

768
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:34,170
Well, what I sued him for. When
I sue him for I think it was

769
00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:37,770
like, you have to take every
single copy off the shelves and

770
00:43:38,190 --> 00:43:42,090
pay me 20,000. Now while we
evaluate, like outrageous

771
00:43:42,090 --> 00:43:48,030
claims, obviously, you know, as
as one does, and what the so the

772
00:43:48,030 --> 00:43:53,760
judge? Because yeah, there's no
there's no jury system in the

773
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,220
Netherlands, it's professional
judges. And so basically, they

774
00:43:56,220 --> 00:44:00,390
call the shots, which is really
fucked up. You know, and this

775
00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:04,230
woman clearly did not have an in
depth understanding of Creative

776
00:44:04,230 --> 00:44:10,590
Commons, she who was the judge.
So this would have the the, the

777
00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:16,740
outcome of the trial was I got
no damages. However, the

778
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,700
magazine had operated illegally,
they're not allowed to do that.

779
00:44:20,790 --> 00:44:23,640
And the next time they do it,
they would have to pay a 2000

780
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,630
euro fine for each picture. They
stole basically setting a price

781
00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:33,240
to break the law. But at least,
you know, they they upheld the

782
00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:34,650
Creative Commons copyright.

783
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:38,760
You didn't get any money. 00
That stinks.

784
00:44:38,819 --> 00:44:43,169
In fact, I had to pay my own
court costs, obviously. And

785
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,660
I did the public service, but
you know, somebody goes,

786
00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:50,130
Hey, but I remember with mtv.com
when they sued me for the domain

787
00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:56,250
name, I contacted. In fact, that
was around the same time that I

788
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:58,650
met you the first time John,
when CNET was seen that

789
00:44:58,650 --> 00:45:03,210
television was just starting All
right. And John Perry Barlow,

790
00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:06,000
and I spoke to him and I said,
dude, here's what's going on you

791
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,210
can eff helped me. And he said,
No. And I was so disappointed.

792
00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:13,890
I've always hated the EFF since
then. Absolutely no desire to

793
00:45:13,890 --> 00:45:16,350
help me whatsoever. But this is
a fundamental issue. You know,

794
00:45:16,350 --> 00:45:18,870
they gave me permission to use
this. And now they're suing me

795
00:45:18,870 --> 00:45:21,240
to take it away. You know,
that's fundamental. This is a

796
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,060
big deal. This domain name
stuff, I think there's something

797
00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:28,020
to it. And they just fucking
flatly turned me down.

798
00:45:28,710 --> 00:45:30,900
Well, they, you know, turned
down a lot of their cases. I

799
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:33,480
never could figure it out. Why,
why I never could figure out

800
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,580
what the selection process is
with those guys.

801
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,950
Exactly. So that cost me a lot
of money. But the outcome at the

802
00:45:40,950 --> 00:45:46,290
end was good. What was it? The
lawsuit between MTV Networks and

803
00:45:46,290 --> 00:45:48,810
Mr. Curry has been settled out
of court. Neither party has any

804
00:45:48,810 --> 00:45:49,590
further comment.

805
00:45:51,210 --> 00:45:56,310
So you got some cash from him,
then? Good. Luck. Yeah, guess.

806
00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:56,760
Right.

807
00:45:56,790 --> 00:45:59,970
It's been settled out of court.
Neither party has any further

808
00:45:59,970 --> 00:46:00,600
comment.

809
00:46:00,870 --> 00:46:03,510
Is it in there that if you said
something, you'd have to give

810
00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:04,380
him the money back?

811
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:08,520
I could look at it. But that
that, you know, the whole, no

812
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:12,150
disparaging, and we literally
negotiated that. That's why I

813
00:46:12,150 --> 00:46:12,900
know the line.

814
00:46:12,930 --> 00:46:14,910
Yeah, that's what that's the way
it always works. Yeah, we

815
00:46:14,910 --> 00:46:17,700
negotiate as part of the deal.
Yeah, that means they pay too

816
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:19,980
much money. And the part of the
deal is you can start bad

817
00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:20,580
mouthing them.

818
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:25,200
The lawsuit between MTV Networks
and Adam Korean settled out of

819
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:30,510
court, Neither party has any
further comment. No, it was. The

820
00:46:30,510 --> 00:46:33,900
whole thing was the only reason
if they had just fucking asked

821
00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:37,470
me if they asked me, if they
just said, Hey, you know what,

822
00:46:37,470 --> 00:46:41,190
man? You left, and you're
starting your own company and

823
00:46:41,190 --> 00:46:43,860
everything, you know, can we
just have the domain name back?

824
00:46:44,370 --> 00:46:46,320
And you know, and I would have
said, Could I please keep

825
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,320
adam@mtv.com? That's the only
thing I would have asked for.

826
00:46:49,770 --> 00:46:53,430
And, of course, I tried to
negotiate that into the

827
00:46:53,430 --> 00:46:58,320
settlement but wasn't able to
get it. But they asked me that

828
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,750
that would be the only thing man
is there was so nobody

829
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:02,640
ever does that. They just you
know, they get they make

830
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,030
demands. It's weird. Yeah. The
funny thing is nowadays, if it

831
00:47:06,030 --> 00:47:08,130
was today that this whole thing
happened, you would wouldn't

832
00:47:08,130 --> 00:47:10,740
even have had a hearing the icon
people or somebody would have

833
00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:12,090
just taken the domain away from
me.

834
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,610
That's right. Yeah, just shut
shut me down right there.

835
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:18,600
Exactly. Exactly. And that is
kind of weird.

836
00:47:19,650 --> 00:47:22,740
The system is now set up. So
copyright holders and people

837
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:26,250
with brand names have actually
have rights to anybody like you

838
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,270
who happen to be have one of
their brand names as a domain

839
00:47:30,270 --> 00:47:32,250
name when you don't really own
the brand.

840
00:47:32,610 --> 00:47:36,120
I'm still waiting for someone to
eventually come up and say that

841
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,540
curry.com We need to take that
away from you. I fully expect

842
00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:40,500
someone to try that.

843
00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:44,670
Yeah, some curried guy from
India. Well, no, you have

844
00:47:44,670 --> 00:47:48,090
curries here, the Bombay go to
company, we need your domain

845
00:47:48,090 --> 00:47:48,330
name.

846
00:47:50,220 --> 00:47:54,420
We're gonna do Indian accents.
Now, John, when we have a

847
00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:56,100
lecture today, it will be much
better.

848
00:47:56,730 --> 00:48:01,560
Don't get me started on my
Indian accent. You know, I've

849
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,690
always said that that's going to
be the prime that is probably

850
00:48:03,690 --> 00:48:06,420
the most popular accent in the
world. And people don't do so.

851
00:48:06,420 --> 00:48:09,390
Well. You You're ridiculing the
Indians with that accent and no,

852
00:48:09,390 --> 00:48:13,320
I'm not. I'm, I'm giving their
their I mean, they're the ones

853
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:17,310
who have the probably, for all
the English speaking peoples.

854
00:48:17,310 --> 00:48:21,180
There's more people that speak
like that. Yeah. And by

855
00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:24,960
the way, I'm honouring and by
the way, it's totally cool to do

856
00:48:24,990 --> 00:48:30,240
a white guy or, or like a
typical American, and, you know,

857
00:48:30,510 --> 00:48:33,900
our southern guy talks like
this, you know, redneck guy, you

858
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:34,650
know, that's okay.

859
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,560
You know, can we all do this
thing your big brother started

860
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,070
over here, it started up again,
and but it's all messed up. Now

861
00:48:41,070 --> 00:48:44,100
they have a different host. And
it's a for some reason, that

862
00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:45,960
just not positioning it the way
they used to. And they've

863
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,480
changed it. So that's the you
know, you have celebrities who

864
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,060
are playing big brother, and I
just can't get into it. And so

865
00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:57,420
but there was a lot of
controversy in the previous Big

866
00:48:57,420 --> 00:49:02,190
Brother series, particularly one
of the celebrity ones because of

867
00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:06,600
racist remarks. And but I mean,
like, really, you know, in this,

868
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:11,070
this went all the way to
Parliament. And, and it's crazy,

869
00:49:11,070 --> 00:49:15,540
John, it's, it's like, people
just can't call each other a

870
00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:18,960
name anymore. You know, the way
people do because this is the

871
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,080
whole point of Big Brother is
particularly with, you know,

872
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,960
people just lose track of the
fact that they're being watched

873
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,150
the whole time, and they become
themselves and they speak the

874
00:49:27,150 --> 00:49:29,610
way they speak when you're not
hearing them speak in public.

875
00:49:29,850 --> 00:49:32,700
And shit slips out amongst each
other, you know, and it was a

876
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:38,580
Pakistani girl, and I think, oh,
no, she was Indian. But I don't

877
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:40,590
remember it was so stupid. I
don't remember what it was. But

878
00:49:40,590 --> 00:49:43,320
it was the equivalent of saying,
you know, you Paki bitch or

879
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:47,370
something like that is
irrelevant. It was just like,

880
00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:49,410
you know, they were yelling at
each other and they were saying

881
00:49:49,410 --> 00:49:53,070
nasty shit back and forth. And
this whole racist thing is just

882
00:49:53,610 --> 00:49:58,410
the political correctness that
has gone away a bit is still

883
00:49:58,410 --> 00:50:03,990
really lurking pretty heavily
See what you can call people you

884
00:50:03,990 --> 00:50:07,290
know, it's like, get take a, you
know, take a chill pill,

885
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,680
you can always call them you
know, just the old generic

886
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:15,720
things like, asshole. Now, let's
get back to this, you just

887
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,570
brought up something that's
interesting to me. When did the

888
00:50:18,570 --> 00:50:21,480
you know these these reality
shows which by the way, even

889
00:50:21,510 --> 00:50:24,720
Mark Burnett who's the guy who
essentially invented the genre

890
00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:27,000
likes to call them unscripted
drama.

891
00:50:27,030 --> 00:50:31,740
I disagree. I think animals
start really, really was the

892
00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:32,340
first one.

893
00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:35,400
He's the one who popularised it
with survivor that in the United

894
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,800
States anyway, ya know, the
English will probably did it

895
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,820
first. No, no, but he's gonna
want to talk to a new level. And

896
00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:44,370
his new level was a dis
unscripted drama, which means

897
00:50:44,370 --> 00:50:46,710
that you put a bunch of people
in a room and then you actually,

898
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:50,250
you don't have writers, but yet
you do. But you have, you have

899
00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:53,010
scenarios and you say, Hey,
here's what I want you to do. I

900
00:50:53,010 --> 00:50:55,800
want you to throw a wine, a
glass of wine in the guy's face,

901
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,400
and then leave him and you know,
get ready, shoot, you know, and

902
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,800
then they do a bunch of ad libs.
You know, essentially, the

903
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,630
people on the show are writing
the show. And then they said,

904
00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:06,900
Let's try something else. It's
dropping an atom. And then you

905
00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:09,750
know, the whole thing is a is a
fake show. They have the and

906
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:14,280
everything's pre pre done. I
mean, there's no reality here.

907
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,890
It's just a bunch of amateur
actors. And,

908
00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:20,490
and just, just to be honest, a
lot of those shows, it's still

909
00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:23,910
the editing that really, really
makes it work. Because if you if

910
00:51:23,910 --> 00:51:27,540
you literally did it the way you
just said it would be

911
00:51:27,540 --> 00:51:29,280
unwatchable. So watch out.

912
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,010
Right, you have to do a lot of
post production. So all the

913
00:51:32,010 --> 00:51:35,670
money goes into that now. Now,
let's go back to this question

914
00:51:35,670 --> 00:51:38,010
that came to mind when you were
discussing this other thing.

915
00:51:38,670 --> 00:51:41,370
When did the reality show
because originally, the reality

916
00:51:41,370 --> 00:51:44,460
shows I remember the first I
think was the bachelor. And they

917
00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:46,890
had in it after the whole show
was over, you found out that the

918
00:51:46,890 --> 00:51:50,580
guy was an actor and a woman
that one was an actress Adele

919
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:55,740
was not successful and and at
some point, they switched gears

920
00:51:55,740 --> 00:51:58,650
and they decided why do we why
are we getting these amateurs?

921
00:51:58,650 --> 00:52:00,720
Why don't we get real
celebrities and put them in

922
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:03,900
awkward situations. In other
words, that's fine. Some major

923
00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:08,190
has bends, or wannabes that are
slightly on the edge of, you

924
00:52:08,190 --> 00:52:11,700
know, success, you know, Guy
skating stars, and people like

925
00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:15,810
that, and put them in our in our
house. And we'll shoot it and

926
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,210
and the heck with just to
having, you know, members of the

927
00:52:18,210 --> 00:52:20,820
public audition for this sort of
thing. Let's just go with the

928
00:52:20,820 --> 00:52:23,040
celebrity thing and see if
people are fascinated by it.

929
00:52:23,460 --> 00:52:26,340
When did that change? And when
did that happen? Have you been

930
00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:28,530
fine? Because I know you did one
of these shows, and you're kind

931
00:52:28,530 --> 00:52:29,430
of like a celebrity.

932
00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:37,200
So you're absolutely right. And,
you know, it used to be game

933
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,710
shows, and you'd have the same
typing like panelbase game

934
00:52:40,710 --> 00:52:45,600
shows, you'd have the same type
of, I call them D liberties. So

935
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:49,650
you know, a rung lower than a
celebrity. And you know, and

936
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,870
they'd sit on panels and
sometimes it you know, some

937
00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:56,940
something could break out. But I
think it really just carried

938
00:52:56,940 --> 00:53:01,260
over into this new format. The
big secret about show business,

939
00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:03,330
which I think by now or
certainly the television

940
00:53:03,330 --> 00:53:06,000
business, we've all kind of
figured out everyone I mean, I

941
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,690
come from this industry so I
know that really there's very

942
00:53:09,690 --> 00:53:13,530
few people making a lot of money
outside of the corporations you

943
00:53:13,530 --> 00:53:18,480
know, people who present the
news you know, the anchor with

944
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,000
varying degrees obviously when
you look at like the top

945
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:25,140
networks bought but that's only
like three or four jobs that

946
00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:28,170
really pay a lot of money of all
the people you see on

947
00:53:28,170 --> 00:53:32,070
television, and most of them are
really just fucking struggling

948
00:53:32,070 --> 00:53:35,280
to get by because you just get
paid shit money and it's like

949
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:40,740
MTV people work their non union
for absolute total fucking crap

950
00:53:40,770 --> 00:53:46,410
money. Almost you on the below
the the starvation line for New

951
00:53:46,410 --> 00:53:50,820
York City, just because you
wanted to be a part of it. And

952
00:53:50,820 --> 00:53:53,670
you and everyone in those
industries is taken advantage of

953
00:53:53,670 --> 00:53:57,990
in that way. Unless you know
you've you've been able to get

954
00:53:58,020 --> 00:54:02,100
get basically on that rung,
right. The and by the way, being

955
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:05,490
a VJ is pretty much the lowest
rung of the showbiz ladder, you

956
00:54:05,490 --> 00:54:09,900
just hold on by your
fingernails. Before you actually

957
00:54:09,930 --> 00:54:12,900
get anywhere and everyone is
there, everyone's looking to

958
00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:16,590
climb up. And this is why
there's so manipulable first of

959
00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:18,810
all, that's you know, that's why
it's so easy for news

960
00:54:18,810 --> 00:54:22,170
organisations to beat the output
to be controlled by just putting

961
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,890
some sprinkling something at the
top, because everyone is a

962
00:54:25,890 --> 00:54:28,830
subordinate to someone else, and
they just will do anything,

963
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,850
including sucking someone's dick
to get one level higher because

964
00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:36,030
it is literally power control
and money. And that's what

965
00:54:36,030 --> 00:54:40,140
everyone is doing. So you have
show business and you're right.

966
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:45,120
Because there's so much access
so many channels for people to

967
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:49,200
appear on. People are becoming
famous just for being on the

968
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,590
television, even if they don't
actually do anything. Or they

969
00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:55,530
did one outrageous thing like
they did a sex tape and then and

970
00:54:55,530 --> 00:54:58,650
they're an heiress, you know and
you can build an entire career

971
00:54:58,650 --> 00:55:01,680
and brand out of that. So you
It's an industry that you can

972
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:07,860
play. And it's, it's it's the
entry. So you rarely will ever

973
00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:13,110
see a top top notch celebrity.
But in your mind, you may think

974
00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:16,860
that the people who are
appearing on some of these shows

975
00:55:16,860 --> 00:55:19,860
are wow, you know, why would
that guy be doing that? You

976
00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:22,440
know, does he need the money?
Well, the answer is, yes, they

977
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:25,410
need the fucking money. They
need the exposure, because

978
00:55:25,410 --> 00:55:29,280
that's how the entire system
works. Now, but to say that it

979
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:34,140
really started with one thing.
You know, I did my own media

980
00:55:34,140 --> 00:55:37,290
hacking after I saw what
happened with the Osborne's, you

981
00:55:37,290 --> 00:55:41,220
know, and that's been going on
for a while. That was 2003 I

982
00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:45,030
think. Something like 2002
Actually, when they did that guy

983
00:55:45,030 --> 00:55:49,290
who, who produced the Osborne's
reality show, was an associate

984
00:55:49,290 --> 00:55:51,750
producer on the headbangers
ball, Greg Johnson. I knew the

985
00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:55,260
guy really well. And it was
like, What a brilliant idea

986
00:55:55,260 --> 00:55:57,480
because he basically knew Ozzy
you know, and Ozzy was all

987
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,080
fucked up and, and it was, it
was a great, you know, you he

988
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:05,310
was struggling need something
needed to happen. And, you know,

989
00:56:05,340 --> 00:56:10,290
basically, they didn't MTV just
took advantage of a strong out,

990
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:15,900
you know, drunk Rockstar in his
50s. And their family because

991
00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:19,080
it's cheap as programming. I
mean, this it really is the

992
00:56:19,230 --> 00:56:23,700
there's no brilliance to it.
itself. What is the longest

993
00:56:23,700 --> 00:56:27,150
running show in American history
at this moment? Do you know what

994
00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:31,590
that is? What America's Funniest
Home Videos, it's the same

995
00:56:31,590 --> 00:56:35,250
fucking thing. We love watching
that. It's the same thing. Hey,

996
00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:37,380
don't even pay for those videos.
It's weird.

997
00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:41,580
No, no the day and they become
their property even, you know,

998
00:56:41,580 --> 00:56:45,540
it's like, it's not even yours
anymore. So when when I when

999
00:56:45,540 --> 00:56:48,750
they asked me to do a reality
show about my family unlike?

1000
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:52,080
Yeah, absolutely. This will be
great, because I did the whole

1001
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,800
thing on Final Cut Pro and
FireWire drives. I had one

1002
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,700
cameraman I did second camera.
And I had a girl who was you

1003
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:01,890
know, edit, really putting the
show together, she had all the

1004
00:57:01,890 --> 00:57:04,710
posts, you know, and she was so
good that, you know, I could

1005
00:57:04,710 --> 00:57:08,340
basically just give all the
material to her and she'd put it

1006
00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:10,380
together and then I'd take a
look at it and I know it would

1007
00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:14,430
work and I even did the subtitle
translations myself. And it was

1008
00:57:14,460 --> 00:57:19,170
it was a fantastic project. And
although everything you saw

1009
00:57:19,170 --> 00:57:22,740
happened and it wasn't acted,
you know, we really made it into

1010
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:26,400
a fun show to watch you know,
just really well post produced

1011
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,880
and your great soundtrack, you
know, so we turned it into it

1012
00:57:29,910 --> 00:57:33,480
you know, something really a
cool fucking edit, you know, but

1013
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:36,180
it really happened. It's just
the show was really all the

1014
00:57:36,180 --> 00:57:38,820
other bits that pulled it
together was just a product so

1015
00:57:39,420 --> 00:57:41,580
so can you stop the tape for one
second?

1016
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,580
The tape? Yes. All right. Okay,
no problem. quick phone call.

1017
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:51,540
Anyway, so I got my thank you
for well making Maggie wait on

1018
00:57:51,540 --> 00:57:54,390
the phone while I did my rant
there. He's still there. Yeah,

1019
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:58,830
can you hear me? Hello? Hello.
Hello. Do you hear me?

1020
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,170
Yeah. When you call

1021
00:58:01,590 --> 00:58:05,220
a go. They went into hibernation
or something? Yeah, went

1022
00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:10,530
into hibernation screen blank
sad. did by the way, this isn't

1023
00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:13,860
worth discussing. It's always
fascinated me. So we have these

1024
00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:17,820
Windows machines and you're
doing something like a download

1025
00:58:17,820 --> 00:58:20,100
or you're doing something like
the Skype that we're doing and

1026
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:24,030
then the machine goes to sleep
goes to sleep because you're not

1027
00:58:24,030 --> 00:58:28,110
touching the keyboard. Yeah.
Doesn't it know that there's

1028
00:58:28,110 --> 00:58:31,290
activity and the ports going in
and out and maybe you know it

1029
00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:33,330
shouldn't be just shutting
itself off? I'm

1030
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:39,750
you know, I'm sure that that
there's an API in in Windows

1031
00:58:39,780 --> 00:58:43,410
that the application probably
has to speak to to say you know

1032
00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:46,290
paying I'm still alive don't
shut down and it's probably just

1033
00:58:46,830 --> 00:58:47,820
developers who just

1034
00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:51,570
know you're probably right but
nobody puts it in. Well, you

1035
00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:53,760
know, the headphones I use for
this show and all my other

1036
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:58,680
shows. No, which are just barely
falling apart. There are some

1037
00:58:58,710 --> 00:59:05,490
Pan Am headphones from an
aeroplane in the 60s. Made by T

1038
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,040
Q trade Ltd.

1039
00:59:08,970 --> 00:59:11,520
Take a picture man you got a
blog a picture of them.

1040
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:17,580
They sound great. My daughter
gives me nothing but grief about

1041
00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:20,850
it. Which is why he isn't those
cheap aeroplane headphones. You

1042
00:59:20,850 --> 00:59:24,060
know why? So because they're
from Pan Am. You know, and they

1043
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:27,420
have like a metal thing. They're
not like the plastic junk ones

1044
00:59:27,420 --> 00:59:28,350
that we have today.

1045
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,070
I don't have junk ones, dude.
Oh, you mean on the aeroplane

1046
00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:32,700
headphones?

1047
00:59:32,730 --> 00:59:34,680
Yeah, the free ones. The free
ones that you you would you

1048
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:38,460
know, Virgin Atlantic has great
headphones. Well, I've

1049
00:59:38,490 --> 00:59:40,500
seen it been on a couple planes
that have great headphones, but

1050
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:44,190
it's pretty rare and noise
cancelling everything. Really on

1051
00:59:44,190 --> 00:59:47,430
Virgin? Really? Yeah, they gotta
like electronically noise

1052
00:59:47,430 --> 00:59:49,710
cancelling. You can turn the
noise cancelling on or off now I

1053
00:59:49,710 --> 00:59:55,350
use the sony MDR V six hundreds.
I've used them for a long time.

1054
00:59:55,650 --> 00:59:59,250
Yeah, those are okay. I use a
couple of courses usually

1055
00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:03,270
and As you know, we used to back
in back in the days of the radio

1056
01:00:03,270 --> 01:00:06,150
everybody, come on clamp up on
money, Johnny, I'll tell you the

1057
01:00:06,150 --> 01:00:12,360
story. We used Clark helicopter
headsets. Well, Dick Clark

1058
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,420
helicopter headsets and so you
take off the the mouthpiece but

1059
01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:20,460
you basically put a new sound
guys didn't put in, put new

1060
01:00:20,460 --> 01:00:22,530
elements in, you know, the
different speakers, you could

1061
01:00:22,530 --> 01:00:25,620
just use the ones that were that
it came with, because they

1062
01:00:25,620 --> 01:00:28,320
really close around your ear. So
you wouldn't get any feedback

1063
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,170
through the mic. When you were
listening to your because you

1064
01:00:31,170 --> 01:00:33,150
know, you had the mixed signal
on your head, right? You hear

1065
01:00:33,150 --> 01:00:33,690
yourself right,

1066
01:00:33,690 --> 01:00:36,540
you could modulate it was for
Module people for modulating

1067
01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:37,470
your voice. Yeah,

1068
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:41,910
like that. And then and then I
have another pair, this is a one

1069
01:00:41,910 --> 01:00:48,420
of these another EKGs. And when
you take the EKGs off, they cut

1070
01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:51,660
off, which is pretty cool. So
you don't have to turn them down

1071
01:00:51,660 --> 01:00:55,470
if you if you have a pair laying
around. That could be there

1072
01:00:55,470 --> 01:00:57,540
could produce feedback. So the
minute you take them off your

1073
01:00:57,540 --> 01:00:59,250
head, then they just cut off,
which is nice.

1074
01:00:59,819 --> 01:01:03,749
But the most interesting ones I
have is I have a pair of costs

1075
01:01:03,779 --> 01:01:09,179
electro stats. Yep. Nice. That
came out in the 70s or 80s. It's

1076
01:01:09,179 --> 01:01:12,959
like two electrostatic elements
inside extremely high resolution

1077
01:01:12,959 --> 01:01:17,939
that very nice ribbon right? Is
no electrostatic is not red

1078
01:01:17,939 --> 01:01:20,189
ribbons, I think a different
technology electrostatics or

1079
01:01:20,189 --> 01:01:23,759
these, these these plates that
sit on top of each other and

1080
01:01:23,759 --> 01:01:25,229
somehow produce sound I'm not
sure

1081
01:01:25,230 --> 01:01:28,590
I thought that was what because
I know a guy who had two of

1082
01:01:28,590 --> 01:01:32,190
those huge ribbon speakers that
really flat and they've you

1083
01:01:32,190 --> 01:01:35,730
know, strips of ribbon down the
front of like a ribbon.

1084
01:01:36,450 --> 01:01:39,810
We need a speaker expert to send
us a note explaining the history

1085
01:01:39,810 --> 01:01:41,880
in river ribbon and
electrostatic

1086
01:01:41,910 --> 01:01:45,210
and don't think by the way that
a million people have already

1087
01:01:45,210 --> 01:01:46,470
sent us the link.

1088
01:01:46,980 --> 01:01:49,740
Right? The probably one guy will
do it thinking that somebody

1089
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:52,830
else did it. So you have more
stuff on by and large.

1090
01:01:53,550 --> 01:01:58,050
I just forwarded you the email I
didn't take a look at I'm I'm

1091
01:01:58,050 --> 01:02:02,310
already not caring anymore.
Sorry.

1092
01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:04,980
I like themes. I like things.

1093
01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:08,100
That's why I sent you the email.
You gotta go you should be

1094
01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:10,470
prepared. You come to the show
without any notes.

1095
01:02:10,950 --> 01:02:11,910
It pretty much

1096
01:02:11,940 --> 01:02:14,850
I got I got a question for you.
We gotta wrap this up. It's an

1097
01:02:14,850 --> 01:02:19,470
hour people get fucking bored. I
promise comic strip blogger by

1098
01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:21,720
the way. Did you hear the yo
agenda show?

1099
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:25,080
Yeah, it's two guys. I mean, the
two guys just talking to each

1100
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,050
other, you can barely understand
them. They're both from, you

1101
01:02:28,050 --> 01:02:30,030
know, east, or

1102
01:02:33,390 --> 01:02:37,320
Dutch and he lives in Finland
and comic strip. Boger is Polish

1103
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,310
and lives in Germany.

1104
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,940
Well, whatever. They both sound
like they live someplace, you

1105
01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:47,430
know, in a garbage dump.
Whatever the case, the day, they

1106
01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:50,370
have, like, their contribution
as well. You know, these two

1107
01:02:50,370 --> 01:02:54,450
guys are talking and, you know,
they don't have much to say and

1108
01:02:54,450 --> 01:02:58,530
I think this show needs to get
needs work. Yeah. That's what

1109
01:02:58,710 --> 01:03:01,440
I'm like, you know, they think
that we just aren't really that

1110
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:01,950
good.

1111
01:03:03,150 --> 01:03:06,090
They think we suck. And they
think that I'm just kissing your

1112
01:03:06,090 --> 01:03:08,880
ass because you're the boss of
this company pod show.

1113
01:03:08,940 --> 01:03:11,010
That's right. That's right.

1114
01:03:12,210 --> 01:03:17,160
Yeah. When I'm kissing ass, it's
pretty obvious. And this ain't

1115
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:17,490
it.

1116
01:03:17,730 --> 01:03:22,110
So I've always wondered about
your name? Dvorak? Yeah.

1117
01:03:22,110 --> 01:03:25,710
Devorah. Yeah. DeVore at the
origin. And and obviously, is

1118
01:03:25,710 --> 01:03:29,640
there any relevance to the
Devora? Keyboard?

1119
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,620
Well, none that I know of I one
time I said that there was a you

1120
01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:38,250
know that the Vortech was August
Dvorak, as a matter of fact, the

1121
01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:41,790
University of Washington did the
keyboard in the mid 30s. You

1122
01:03:41,790 --> 01:03:46,110
know, based on theory, and I
don't think there's any

1123
01:03:46,110 --> 01:03:49,110
relationship there. Most of the
divorce acts came from a bunch

1124
01:03:49,110 --> 01:03:52,530
of checks that moved to the
country, including the famous

1125
01:03:52,530 --> 01:03:57,870
divorce jock, the composer who
lived in the US for a while, and

1126
01:03:57,870 --> 01:04:00,870
I guess he sired a lot of
people. And

1127
01:04:01,109 --> 01:04:03,749
you're part of his demon seed.
You're an officer. Well,

1128
01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:08,970
I have a I have a one octave
plus one key range on my hand,

1129
01:04:09,330 --> 01:04:13,920
if that means anything. No, I
can hit like it. I finally got a

1130
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:17,250
big, you know, some, some really
stretch, right? Okay. Yeah, I

1131
01:04:17,250 --> 01:04:21,630
can get the guy can do over the
over an octave. And on a piano.

1132
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:26,670
And, guys, I like to say that,
yeah, I'd like to say yeah,

1133
01:04:26,670 --> 01:04:28,290
there's some relationship
because it's good for the

1134
01:04:28,290 --> 01:04:30,270
reputation, but they have no
documentation to

1135
01:04:30,270 --> 01:04:32,970
prove it. Have you ever tried to
Devorah keyboard?

1136
01:04:33,930 --> 01:04:39,330
Yeah, they stink. That's the GI
have I looked at I mean, I mean,

1137
01:04:39,330 --> 01:04:41,370
it's an interesting idea. But if
you're going to dedicate

1138
01:04:41,370 --> 01:04:43,650
yourself to Dvorak keyboard, you
can't do what I do, which is

1139
01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:46,980
roam around and, you know, can I
use your machine, you know, and

1140
01:04:46,980 --> 01:04:50,010
then you try, you know, I'm like
a slow typer anyway, because I

1141
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:53,700
kind of plod along, and
especially I get on a European

1142
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:56,280
keyboard. It's like you got to
just almost stop because there's

1143
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,260
just enough keys change,

1144
01:04:58,590 --> 01:05:01,890
like this Zed and The queue, and
there's

1145
01:05:01,890 --> 01:05:04,380
a candidate some blood, all the
punctuation marks are moved

1146
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:05,550
around places. Yep,

1147
01:05:05,550 --> 01:05:09,810
punctuation moves from the
number, like three or two key to

1148
01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:14,340
somewhere above the the
apostrophe is pretty much so

1149
01:05:14,340 --> 01:05:16,770
you look like a complete
Americans. European keyword, you

1150
01:05:16,770 --> 01:05:21,720
look like you don't even know
how to type. Go, what the hell

1151
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:25,050
is it? Yeah, exactly. Then
that's the way I feel when I'm

1152
01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:28,680
on a Devora keyboard. I mean,
just not usable. Yeah.

1153
01:05:29,070 --> 01:05:31,860
But there's got to be a better
way. There's got to be better

1154
01:05:31,860 --> 01:05:33,270
inputs, someone's gonna

1155
01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:35,880
be able to just say what we
want, and it should type.

1156
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,010
Where's the automatic
typewriter? They had one in a

1157
01:05:38,010 --> 01:05:40,470
Star Trek show back in the turn.
60.

1158
01:05:40,470 --> 01:05:42,480
It turns out that it's pretty
complicated.

1159
01:05:43,950 --> 01:05:47,940
too complicated to do. Yeah.
Yeah. Promises, Promises,

1160
01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:49,860
promises. We've been promised
all these things with these

1161
01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:51,960
computers, and they don't
deliver much except

1162
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:52,980
spreadsheets, which,

1163
01:05:53,189 --> 01:05:57,299
which leads me to believe that,
you know, there is someone's

1164
01:05:57,299 --> 01:05:59,309
going to come up with something,
there's going to be some new way

1165
01:05:59,309 --> 01:06:01,979
to do it. You know, someone's
going to figure it out. There's

1166
01:06:01,979 --> 01:06:04,559
got to be an alternative path.
This one is dead. There's just

1167
01:06:04,559 --> 01:06:05,189
no way.

1168
01:06:06,810 --> 01:06:09,840
Yeah, well, although you have to
say, you know, like, my son is a

1169
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:12,060
good example. I think my
daughter is going to end up this

1170
01:06:12,060 --> 01:06:15,090
way too. And my son's one of
those. I don't know what he's

1171
01:06:15,090 --> 01:06:17,790
hitting. But it's like 160 words
a minute or something. And you

1172
01:06:17,790 --> 01:06:22,170
see these kids do that.
humbling. It's like, ripping,

1173
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:25,560
ripping through this stuff. And
then two or three backspace is,

1174
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:26,100
of course, the

1175
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,440
daughter's the same way.

1176
01:06:31,919 --> 01:06:35,249
And then it just another
screaming laughs

1177
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:43,560
Yeah, I know. It's unbelievable.
And it's all on Facebook. That's

1178
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:47,460
all. That's pretty amazing. I
have gotten my daughter to take

1179
01:06:47,460 --> 01:06:49,830
off her address and her phone
number. And I've warned her

1180
01:06:49,830 --> 01:06:52,620
about a couple things as it you
know, you know, these kids they,

1181
01:06:53,070 --> 01:06:55,320
they believe it right? They
totally she's, you know,

1182
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,900
Facebook is safe, man. Because
you can set your settings. Look,

1183
01:06:57,900 --> 01:07:01,320
I'll show is it not? I know, but
how about fucking Facebook? What

1184
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,310
are those guys doing?

1185
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:06,450
And and you don't want to put
any real details on it. You lie?

1186
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,410
No. And well, you know, she's
like, you know, Facebook is so

1187
01:07:10,410 --> 01:07:13,440
smart. Because, you know, she
works part time, you know, like,

1188
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,680
after school job and on the
weekends at at a clothing store

1189
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,710
to real hot, you know, one of
those Jack wills, which is real

1190
01:07:19,710 --> 01:07:22,170
high end shit. And of course,
they just have beautiful kids

1191
01:07:22,170 --> 01:07:25,230
roaming around helping people
buy stuff, and it's a great

1192
01:07:25,230 --> 01:07:29,460
concept. And she's, you know,
our manager, put together a

1193
01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:33,030
Facebook group for so that, you
know, we all know our times when

1194
01:07:33,030 --> 01:07:37,440
we have to be there. And yeah,
it really is. It's a you know,

1195
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,170
it's kind of like the new AOL
for them or the, you know, the

1196
01:07:40,170 --> 01:07:44,640
new whatever. Yeah, it's all the
same stuff. It's all it's all a

1197
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,950
new version of what's always
existed.

1198
01:07:48,330 --> 01:07:49,260
Yeah, pretty much,

1199
01:07:49,290 --> 01:07:51,690
you know, just like AOL, you
know, and then that became the

1200
01:07:51,690 --> 01:07:54,300
internet. And now this is this,
and it'll become the internet

1201
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:56,730
again, and it'll open up and

1202
01:07:58,290 --> 01:08:01,020
ya know, I think there's a lot
of kids that, you know, that

1203
01:08:01,020 --> 01:08:03,180
aren't security conscious. Oh,
no,

1204
01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:07,020
no idea. No, absolutely not. And
they give each other their own

1205
01:08:07,020 --> 01:08:09,450
their passwords all the time.
That's a big cultural thing, you

1206
01:08:09,450 --> 01:08:09,750
know?

1207
01:08:10,890 --> 01:08:13,620
Yeah. And the worst part about
the problem with passwords, or

1208
01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:16,950
why don't like given a mouse,
even when I'm alone. One is that

1209
01:08:16,950 --> 01:08:21,000
I have multiple uses. I have
about six passwords. Yeah. And I

1210
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,360
use them over and over again, in
different venues, like almost

1211
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:29,010
all my ecommerce stuff, if I'm
like, doing anything that has to

1212
01:08:29,010 --> 01:08:31,950
do with the blog, I use the same
password for all of it.

1213
01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:36,450
You know, just just you saying
that right now, is already a

1214
01:08:36,450 --> 01:08:37,470
security risk.

1215
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:40,500
Yeah, I shouldn't even mention,
although I think anyone who's

1216
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:44,640
really into like hacking people
know that this goes on. In fact,

1217
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:47,910
I've always believed that I'm no
and I worry about this things

1218
01:08:47,910 --> 01:08:50,550
that I would consider to be
honey pots. In other words, I

1219
01:08:50,550 --> 01:08:53,940
set up a site I said, once you
know, join the site, and I have

1220
01:08:53,940 --> 01:08:56,010
to offer him something like give
you a free something or other.

1221
01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:59,130
And then you say in yours, set
your name. What do you want to

1222
01:08:59,130 --> 01:09:03,210
call yourself? Give yourself a
password, that password I bet

1223
01:09:03,210 --> 01:09:06,030
that person uses more than there
and if I was like running the

1224
01:09:06,030 --> 01:09:09,150
site, I could I could harvest
those passwords. And then you

1225
01:09:09,150 --> 01:09:12,270
know, kind of find the IP
address of the person you got to

1226
01:09:12,270 --> 01:09:15,390
who they are, use their password
and crack half their accounts.

1227
01:09:15,420 --> 01:09:17,400
Yep. That's right.

1228
01:09:20,609 --> 01:09:23,819
So I usually I mean, my most
secure of the secure I do have

1229
01:09:23,819 --> 01:09:26,969
an extremely secure password
that I use occasionally. But I

1230
01:09:26,969 --> 01:09:29,999
only rarely use it and it's only
for stuff that I would really

1231
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:32,189
worry about. But generally
speaking, you

1232
01:09:32,190 --> 01:09:33,660
know, you're in as it's

1233
01:09:33,719 --> 01:09:40,169
a long it's complicated. You
know, it's not a password that I

1234
01:09:40,169 --> 01:09:42,959
don't like use it because it's
just just, it's tedious.

1235
01:09:43,259 --> 01:09:48,059
Right? I really liked the I have
two different bank, online banks

1236
01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:51,269
or banks I can access online and
I really love the challenge

1237
01:09:51,269 --> 01:09:54,389
stirring thing you know, you get
a little reader and you punch in

1238
01:09:54,389 --> 01:09:57,899
your code and then it gives you
a challenge string and the field

1239
01:09:57,899 --> 01:10:00,119
ID and I like that. I wish all
sides did it like that. Why

1240
01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:04,680
don't you tell you about a
CAPTCHA? No, no,

1241
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:07,980
no, it's a physical device. And
you have to insert your bank

1242
01:10:07,980 --> 01:10:13,110
card into the device. Oh, and
then so in order to log into

1243
01:10:13,110 --> 01:10:15,420
your bank account, and
basically, you know, you're in

1244
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:19,530
need transferring money, then so
you have to enter your PIN code.

1245
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:25,170
And then it gives you some,
you'll have to enter a code from

1246
01:10:25,170 --> 01:10:28,740
the site. And then it gives you
a challenge string back and some

1247
01:10:28,770 --> 01:10:32,880
a, you know, based on some other
whatever, but it essentially, it

1248
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,520
pretty much is assures that
you're the one that's doing it,

1249
01:10:35,820 --> 01:10:38,460
you know, and it's nothing to
remember. It's just Oh, the only

1250
01:10:38,460 --> 01:10:42,990
thing I remember is my PIN code.
Cool. Yeah, I you know, I wish

1251
01:10:42,990 --> 01:10:46,080
everyone did it that way. That
would be just the way to do it.

1252
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:46,530
I think.

1253
01:10:47,070 --> 01:10:50,220
Well, there's you know, there's
there's a lot to be desired with

1254
01:10:50,220 --> 01:10:54,840
the security in these systems.
But yeah. So I guess that's it

1255
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:55,500
for this week.

1256
01:10:55,830 --> 01:11:01,560
It should be an hour and 10
minutes, I wonder.

1257
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:05,130
I'm sure you can pull 10 minutes
out of it. I'm not gonna pull

1258
01:11:05,130 --> 01:11:09,150
anything out of it. You crazy.
You're gonna pull it okay. Oh,

1259
01:11:09,450 --> 01:11:13,410
that's you want to be that way?
What's the faster this down to a

1260
01:11:13,410 --> 01:11:15,300
fantastic 10 minute show?

1261
01:11:16,770 --> 01:11:18,120
The numbers are still going up,
though.

1262
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,370
John. Are they? What is their
numbers?

1263
01:11:20,879 --> 01:11:23,879
I think we do like them. We'd
like 10,000 An episode.

1264
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:28,500
Really? That's not bad. No, not
at all. In a real in a real

1265
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:31,320
sense. That shouldn't be worth
$10,000.

1266
01:11:32,370 --> 01:11:40,530
No, it would be 10 CPMs. A CPM
being about 25 bucks.

1267
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:44,340
Yeah, that's a that's a CPM for
one ad, but in an hour and 10

1268
01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:50,430
minutes show, you should be able
to do multiple CPM inserts, you

1269
01:11:50,430 --> 01:11:56,100
know, intelligent television,
television for people out there

1270
01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:59,040
want to know what how they
budget these shows, in broadcast

1271
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:03,180
television, and what our show is
worth $1 ahead in terms of what

1272
01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:07,380
they should be able to recoup.
So a one hour show that has 10

1273
01:12:07,380 --> 01:12:10,440
million viewers should have a
budget of $10 million for

1274
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:10,860
everything.

1275
01:12:10,889 --> 01:12:17,099
Yeah, right. That's about it
varies between 800,000 and

1276
01:12:17,099 --> 01:12:18,209
million, but that's about right.

1277
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,030
Yeah. And that, of course, it
depends on the time and the you

1278
01:12:21,030 --> 01:12:23,460
all there's a lot of there are
variables if it's primetime,

1279
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:28,590
real primetime stuff. Yeah, but
that's good money. Yeah, well,

1280
01:12:28,590 --> 01:12:28,950
yeah, we

1281
01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:30,270
could we could do a couple ads.

1282
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,090
Yeah, we'll do them when we need
to.

1283
01:12:35,700 --> 01:12:41,640
Share really, I burned up a lot
today in the air. That's what my

1284
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:45,240
first my first instructor said.
You know, just one thing you

1285
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,700
realise you're actually burning
money in the air, don't you?

1286
01:12:51,810 --> 01:12:54,810
Yeah, well, it's like when you
go shooting with somebody. You

1287
01:12:54,810 --> 01:12:56,400
always hope somebody invites you
because those

1288
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:59,250
bullets are expensive. Two bucks
a pop or something like that.

1289
01:12:59,850 --> 01:13:02,130
Some of these bullets are even
more than that, especially those

1290
01:13:02,130 --> 01:13:03,180
big weird ones.

1291
01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:09,720
It's crazy. All right. Let's
wrap it up. All right. Okay,

1292
01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:14,700
coming to you from the United
Kingdom in the curry manner. I'm

1293
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:15,390
Adam curry.

1294
01:13:16,290 --> 01:13:18,750
And I'm John C. Dvorak in
Northern California.

1295
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,570
And we'll talk to you next week
on no agenda.

1296
01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:26,460
The best and the brightest
served up daily by the sharpest

1297
01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:29,610
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