Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. Yeah, it's the 28th It's dykes
on bikes you're Gitmo nation audio publication 108. This is
no agenda coming to you from an undisclosed loft location in
Gitmo nation west. It is Sunday. Hi, everybody. I'm Adam curry.
And from Silicon Valley north, the part of the bay area that's
actually warm today. I'm John C. Dvorak. Hill.
Well, oh, it's still barely in the morning. John, the hell
happen, man and yeah, be worried. It's 10 past 10. We
were supposed to start around 815 838 30 actually
is what the time was.
Yeah, what happened?
My alarm didn't go off. I forgot to turn it on.
But I thought you slept seven hours and then that, you know,
that's it, you'll wake up automatically.
And once in a while.
I had a lot of fun with the producers and listeners who were
twittering.
I got that impression.
I personally believe that you were a stopping stop the papers
believed that you were leading the dykes on bikes parade for
you know,
if they gave me the opportunity. I would,
you know, and I'm a little bit worried. And I'm a little bit
pissed because Mickey and I totally want to go see them. And
now we're probably going to miss them because they're leading the
parade.
Well, can I tell you something? Yeah, they have this event every
year.
Yeah, but the bags. Not entirely the point. It's kind of weird
though. In the city. Yesterday, everything was closed. It seemed
like the whole city just emptied out there was no one on the
street. What is that? Does does like straight San Francisco
leave town or something?
Or any all the smart money does? Yes.
Oh, please. What do you mean by that?
I just said it. The place is crawling. I mean, they got all
the streets blocked off. You can't drive around. It's just
you know, it's just a mess. It's like the worst day in the world
to go to the city. was interesting
yesterday is we we did do some shopping, you know, the Union
Square stuff was open. And every 150 feet, there would be someone
there for proper proposition. Ah, ah, Proposition eight, oops,
Freudian. And they say Hey, hi. Hello. Can I talk to you for a
second? about supporting same sex marriage? And a certain
point I just had no other answer, then hey, you know what
I support same sex marriage and same sex sex. And you see them
like who? What is the point? Yeah, and what they want me to
sign something or what's the deal? Or is this just about
now there's a petition going around so they can put another
ballot and then you know, he in California, they have a lot of
these referendums had people that are in politics, hate in
other words, the public decides,
oh, blast the public blast democracy. So
they're trying to get this on the ballot.
Hmm, is it referendums or referenda? I don't know. Oh,
you're in a mood today, aren't you? I'm just saying, I don't
know, John. Here's
why. Here's what you want to know the bad news and this
originalist was Billy Mays found dead in Florida home who's Billy
Mays. He's the pitchman the orange oil guy. He's the guy
that talks like designee he has all these pitches on TV. He's
like the pitch man this indicators pitch what does he
pitch? He pitches he's on it. He's like the king of the
infomercial.
So this is the third of three No, actually, it's four now with
Ed McMahon.
No See this is it. This is what I'm thinking Ed McMahon was one
because he's a pitch man. That's what McMahon was. Billy Mays is
too. So we come No, the celebrities everybody keeps
forgetting about Carradine. Oh, David
Carradine. So that's the three for the celebrities now when you
the third pitchman?
Because that way, just one more pitch, man.
I really got boned by ABC News. Did you follow this? No, tell
me. So I was in New York. And we were doing some business. And I
get an email from a producer from ABC World News Tonight with
Charles Gibson. And he says, Hey, Adam, I see from your
Twitter that you're in town. Could we interview you about
Michael Jackson? And I was like, Yeah, that's actually I'd like
to do that because all I see is all these hypocrite cocksuckers
who four years ago were doing what were they again hit the
critic grip a critic cocksuckers who were not four years ago they
were doing doing nothing but Oh, Michael Jackson, the child
molester and where there's smoke, there's fire, and now he
dies. And it's all like, Oh, we're gonna miss him his music
the same dickheads just hypocrites. I'm like, you know,
I'd love to talk about that. How the message of love that Michael
Jackson spread doesn't sell. And so they come down to the hotel.
We actually do Good job we produce this awesome room with
glass all around it you can look out over the city and they spend
two hours with me two hours and I was on my game I was I had
some great things to say
oh yeah I can see where this is headed
12 seconds on air literally of which four was voiceover under a
Michael Jackson Clip It was fucking believable.
I've had that happen yeah it's it unless you got nothing but
time on your hands it's it's a waste of organic waste your time
with the two two hours is that sounds about right.
And they and they even promised me I said look all I care about
is just put you can put former MTV guy I don't give a shit as
long as you put President me veoh.com That's all I cared
about. Then you probably didn't do that and you get the message.
Oh well some executive producer upstream said there wasn't room
on the Chiron was like you know what, fuck horse. Ruin that guy.
Of course there was. So needless to say. But you know what? I was
on for eight seconds of Whitman for voiceover Hey, you go. My
claim to fame. I didn't even get 15 seconds.
I know. 15 seconds on the network news is tough because
they're too busy. As we pointed out before, you know, showing,
you know what's his name says Tony Hawk. Right skateboarding
in the White House and plug in. That's
really important. Yeah. Ashton Kutcher, Tony Hawk. That's
important. Put those guys on for five minutes. Exactly. I just
and I had some I had some pretty good stuff. Like, you know, Hey,
Michael Jackson did something really important. He put black
people on MTV. He was the guy that did it and he was actually
black at the time.
You didn't get that on? Now? What guy? Did you make a clip of
it?
It's on MVNO today on just go to bvo.com. And actually the setup
that Nick does Nick Mac is four times longer than the actual.
Well, that's kind of humiliating, it is humiliating,
it's horrible. And you're well, yeah, but I live and learn
what pisses me what irks me is that they wouldn't let you give
it I mean, if you're gonna come on these things and waste your
two hours in the company plugged Yeah,
that's that's what pissed me off too. And we produce the whole
thing. You know, we got the hotel all set up. We had it, you
know, and they brought in a crew with lights, they really spent
some money on this.
Oh, yeah. They always have a crew and with lights. So usually
probably about three, three or four man crew. Yeah,
and gels on the lights and everything. And I look really
good. And I dressed up and I look pretty and and it just
reminded me once again, this is the whole reason why we set up
this company. And it's like, you know, I'm really happy. We did
that. Because here we are twice a week. Listener supported show.
And and we can really get the real news out there.
Well, this is a show that does real news that we're going to
talk about the big news this week, the real news this week
visit the gay parade. It's not Michael Jackson. It's the fact
that they got the cap and trade bill passed.
I know. And it happened on the same day that Michael Jackson
passed, by the way, which of course, you know, me, I never
see things other than a coincidence.
You know, I was I was wondering if you're gonna bring that up?
Would you
like me to do it now? Because I do have a whole theory if you're
interested, or should we wait?
I'm trying now it's not a decision point. Because I'm not
exactly sure where you're gonna go with the theory. But I think
it let's go over the facts of the cap and trade with all these
clips, I have a good idea. I've tried to keep note you have to
I'm gonna give some people some background here. In fact,
please, I should log on, I have a set of notes on this.
Looking for your notes, I'll just say cap and trade is
essentially the Al Gore system ology of saving the planet,
which means companies can buy credits to actually pollute the
air and other companies. So it's really it's not putting less
pollution in the air,
only push out so much co2, and you can but you can trade
somebody,
but you can try it. You can buy someone else's, preferably in
some poor country somewhere else. So they actually pollute
their air and then we get cleaner air, but the same amount
of shit goes into the Earth's atmosphere. That's kind of so
here's what happened. And it's a trading system, because that's
how Al Gore makes his money.
Right. So here's what happened. They had this debate, the whole
debate began. There's people were talking about this because
John Bonner
is it isn't a Boehner. GEORGE But that's Bo h
n er, owner.
We'll just call them Boehner from now on,
but I think is ba ba, Bong or Boehner, I think it's been well,
how would it be bein with Bo a,
I just hear them saying that on CNN. Let's call them Boehner.
Let's agree he's Boehner.
Well, now I'd rather call him Bonner because he's actually did
a pretty good job. But the thing is, he came up and gave us his
one minute speech, which was a which ran one hour and 10
minutes or so. And the thing about it is that the House of
Representatives has this kind of unwritten rule where they give
you a minute here in a minute there and you can have to stick
pretty much within about 30 seconds of the minute but other
people unless you're the speaker that should the Speaker of the
House or the majority of minority leader, then you can
talk all you want.
Oh, I didn't know that I thought you had time from someone else
or is he the one that dishes the timeout? And he can you know,
if you say I'm gonna give him one minute and he takes 35
minutes, then you have lost one minute. Okay, gotcha. Because he
can talk as much as you want, because that's just the
unwritten rule. And except for this time, the the x hole Laxman
who's a dick from California who produced this this bill,
I wish we had a jingle. He's a dick. Well, here's
a good let me just play a couple of Waksman clips. Okay, that
came at the beginning in the end of Bonners law, long speech. So
I have the right, Waxman, Waxman to Dick and then play Waxman Dyk
to okay, we'll
play Waxman, the dick first.
Madam Speaker
34. PAGE 34. For August 8,
what's happening here, John, what's what's
okay? But honestly speaking, he's NP he's going through this,
this is crazy
amendment to the 300 pages, right, that came in at the last
minute at 3:09am.
So he's going through all pages. Yeah, that came in at the last
minute. And he's trying to read some of the highlights. And so
So Waxman interrupts him right in the middle of page 35 spend?
Does the gentleman is that Pelosi who's interfering? Oh,
no,
that's Tauscher. She's the one who's actually run to the
Congress now for a parliamentary inquiry.
I'd be happy to yield to the gentleman.
The Republican leader was yielded the balance of the time,
which I think amounted to around four or five minutes. He's
talked for around 20. I know we have this Magic Minute that
gives leaders a lot of extra time to speak.
But, but we're trying to ramrod this shit through motherfucker,
stop talking. Just
wondering if there's some limit under the rules on the time that
a leader may take even though the time yielded was not 20 or
30 minutes. Okay.
It's the customer of the house to hear the leaders remarks.
Yeah, exactly. Yes. Get the page.
parliamentary inquiry.
Call for a parliamentary
continuous
parliamentary inquiry. I'm happy to yield to the gentleman
gentleman from California.
I know it's the custom of the house to give a little extra
latitude. Is there any outside limit to the amount of time a
leader might take and do we have historical records that might be
broken tonight Oh, that's funny. Guys funny. Or is this an
attempt to try to get some people to leave
on a close vote the customer the house is to listen to the
leaders Very good. Very good.
Reclaiming my time the gentleman
Okay, so that was clip
one that's a she's a Democrat but but they can't they have to
they this rule is old and they can't like because of Waxman to
start changing because whoever's in power can just cut anybody
off and not even recognise you if you want and you know, so
these these policies are what they are. So he anyway so So,
Boehner went on for an hour and some 10 minutes and so Waxman
can't not say something again, because he's so you know, he I
don't know what his problem is. Because nobody else ever brings
this kind of thing up. He's he's an absolute jerk. If you know
who this guy is. He's got the big nostrils and he looks like
a dick. It looks like a peon looks like it yeah, yeah. In
order the gentleman in California,
Madam Speaker, the gentleman the majority minority leader was
yielded two and a half minutes could you tell us how much time
he consumed
it almost sounds like British Parliament now doesn't it?
Can't see well with him. Yeah. Like
the gentleman use the customary amount of time be able to to the
Minority Leader. Excellent. I've never heard such a rowdy crowd
in Congress. I like to
call Madam Speaker. The two and a half minutes was extended to
over an hour. And this is from the same party.
That's That's enough. That's fine. He, you know, this is not
an unusual thing. And she did a very good job of handling it.
She wouldn't answer any stupid questions. And they were hooting
and hollering and every time they started doing that Waksman
all So I can't speak there's no order in the house and he was he
was just a dick all around. It's not that he didn't win what a
sore loser.
So a couple of couple of side notes as people were calling in
unmasked to, to their representatives in Washington. I
love it when this happened. Oh, gee, the phone system crashed.
Oh, well, we can't take any more phone calls. You know, how
obvious does it have to get? Can we not even they're able to
phone tap every frickin phone on the planet yet? It seems
impossible to be able to handle a whole bunch of inbound calls
from constituents who actually have concerns.
Well, luckily, the Senate still is a is an impediment to this
thing going all the way is it
really though? I hear everyone's saying that, but how do you see
that it's an impediment. Can the Senate actually stop this?
Well, yeah, no, that's why No, they can but you know, I mean,
yeah, they can buy. Here's the way it's set up, especially
after you listen to some of these things that Bonner points
out that are in the bill, including the thing, by the way,
I think which I have a clip here called the money shot, which I
believe is part of what what what this what this amendment
that came in at two or 309 in the morning, what it's really
about, it's buried, this little interesting piece of information
is buried on page 210. He kind of finds it, but he doesn't
realise how important it is. But he does mention it. I do have it
on here. But I think I need to show it. So everyone gets a good
feeling for what a crock of crap this is they can listen to some
of these clips. And by the way, even Fox News is one of the
writers they nobody really covered
what what the what the money shot was
that no, nobody covered the money shot, I guarantee you
that. But nobody covered any of this, especially the stuff that
he keeps bringing up when he starts paging, he gets this,
that he comes out against the floor. And first he brings out
this chart, which I have a clip of, and which is Bohmer. One
chart, and this is where it this is what I was laughing about.
And then most of the people just thought this was the
I don't I don't have bone or one chart. I have Boehner building
COEs woke up alt fuel and green banking. That's all you got.
Well, I have more I have end of life care Pelosi
is I haven't set I just have a showing here Boehner one dash
chart dot mp3 as having been sent to you.
Hold on, let me check. Maybe I missed it. Hold on one second,
buddy. This is of course, Oh, you're right. Okay, let me play
it directly from here. This should work too.
Now, let me just as you set it up, this is where Boehner brings
out this chart showing the bureaucracy that's being set up
by this 1200 Page law. And I had to speed it up to get through
the whole thing. And it's still a long clip
on I got to download it. It's not playing from Gmail for some
reason. Oh, this will be fun.
Anyway, so it's so I sped it up as so it's a little
chart here that goes through all of the agencies involved. All of
the structure that is created under this bill. It's all being
done. Of course, in the middle by the Environmental Protection
Agency, ah, the EPA, they're at the centre of this. But if you
look at all of the different agencies involved, you'll see
that we got the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission, and
they've got the United States Department. Okay,
John, you know, there are some people that listen to our show
at double speed, this is going to be a problem. But let's
continue.
Agriculture is going to be involved. The Internal Revenue
Service will be engaged in this bill as well, the Department of
Treasury, I wish I could tell you about FWS, but somebody
could probably tell me, we have the Commodity Futures Trading
Commission that's gonna be involved in helping to regulate
this. The National Oceanographic and Weather Service basically,
the Department of Health and Human Services gonna be involved
in putting it together. How about the Department of State
play a big role in making sure that we get cleaner air and
green energy? We got the government of energy of course,
the Department of Labour
Okay, so I guess the point is, every single department is
involved in this.
A lot of ones you've never heard of at the end, we wanted to be
down to play the whole clip. There's all these weird trading
energies and commissions you've never heard as really weird
ones, which will bring us by the way to the money shot later. So
as we continue bomb Boehner carbomer comes out with a boner.
Boehner Bonner just gets a terrible and they give his name
isn't bad enough. The guy who's talked before him who should we
should play? Is this guy Steny Yeah. And who is
I will call him Stoney. Steny Hoyer,
who from Maryland? I don't know how you name a kid Steny
once you guarantee your kid is gonna get beat up at school and
name him Steny
I mean, there's a lot of weird names going around for boys
nowadays Cody and you know, and et cetera. And there's I don't
want to start offending the audience. Yeah, well, I don't
think we have too many Cody's listening but Steny I never
heard of this name.
Okay, so we have steady compromised and steady one
steady two.
Yeah, plays partisan anyone and then we'll see how much we can
Take it easy. The
sentiments expressed in the substitutes are good ones.
The sounds like Clinton, by the way. Yeah, he does.
But America voted for action, not additional studies. America
voted to make a difference. Not to make a point about change.
America voted for hope for the change. Oh, could believe it.
There it is change. That's why you dropped all this.
I know they can look back, this guy's just grandstanding a
future
study too. You can stop it there.
This bill is about making sure that foreign interest cannot
raise the expenses of our families. This bill is about
making sure
it's so that we can do that. Not foreigners, we can raise the
cost of living door that
we in America, in America provide our energy or yesh
efficient energy, clean energy, energy that will not bring our
globe to a heating process that will drown out what the Navy
calls the literals.
Okay, the heating process that will drown out with the Navy
caught with the Navy calls the literals. What does that mean?
I had no idea he explains it.
The sea shores where most of our people live,
that means we're going to die of floods. Okay, we're all going to
die.
So he goes on, by the way, and he says, Being too eager. He
said we shouldn't be pushed around by potentates. And the
1970s was an example we should have pushed back and goes on and
on and on. And as he's going on about potentates and foreign
interests and given the money to this horrible people, all Arabs,
he's basically naming I'm thinking to myself, Okay, well,
let's do it. Who gets where do we get our oil in the United
States? And why doesn't anybody ever want to talk about the
major sub what is the one country that's the major the
number one supplier of oil to the United States? Canada,
Canada, Canada, Alberta. And who's number two, Mexico,
Mexico, Canada, Alberta provides 83 I just picked this up and I
sent you some show notes. Alberta provides 83% of the
crude oil to California. 83% So where's these potentates, so why
do we have to get water we hate the Canadians now? What's the
deal? What is
the actual translation of a potentate?
It's a great word though.
Wait a minute. Let's look it up. I want to look it up. Doesn't
sound good. Hold on.
potentate.
I'm looking it up right now. In potentate. Oh, wow. Okay, hold
on a second, I'm looking at wiki. So take this with a grain
of salt folks. potentate from the Latin potence powerful is an
informal term for a person with potent, usually supreme power.
The term was used by the Christian church to describe
God, it can be found in Timothy 615. One example of this use is
in the hem, crown Him with many crowns in which God is described
as potentate of time. So the Canadians rule
that Canadians important. So
excuse me, that's John at the vortech.org.
To now place the standard. Now this one, I'm just gonna play
this next clip, just to make a point. Please, Danny compromise,
some would like to do more. Some would like to do less.
You put your right foot and your left foot out.
But we have reached a compromise. That is the
legislative process. Oh, and it is a compromise that can pass
this house and pass that Senate be signed by the President and
become law and make progress. Oh, my God. Okay,
that guy's in an asshole now. Play Boehner woke up. Okay.
Enough, all of this wasn't enough.
So Boehner is one of the good guys just so y'all know, he's
the
he's the minority leader who took the hour.
I woke up this morning, woke up this morning and realise that
last night at 3:09am, a 300 page manager's amendment was dropped
into the hopper at 3:09am. I have spent most of the day
trying to look at this 309 page bill trying to come up with and
understand what does this 309 Page amendment to the 1200 page
bill? What does it really do? And so as I started to go
through this, I mean, I didn't get past the first. The first
page were on page 16 line five strike 1990 to one insert
1990 1988 and online 613 Strike 1992 and insert 1988 Yeah, get
to it. This appears to deal with The hydropower and I'm trying to
figure out what is the impact of this date change nowhere nowhere
and
he spends a lot of time going on for the hour bitching about the
3:09am thing like I don't know if he had to call a staff up so
they can pick through this thing or what but I mean,
I looked at the amendment the 300 pages it's available online
everywhere. I mean, it's a lot of shit to process I mean, I
can't even read 300 pages before I go to bed.
Well, this is the point this way I want you to play the Stanny
compromise clip because what compromise if you can't read it
exactly. If you get if you throw something out of at these people
that 309 in the morning and have to vote on it that day, where's
this compromise he's talking RAM writing this thing through
but this is exactly what happened with the stimulus
package when they had 1000 pages which no one had read and they
suspend the house rules this is what happens over and over
again. And the great thing is here's more news about Michael
Jackson Do you want to play that?
No, you stop that one let's go I want to play
I would like to play Pelosi idiot because that just
comes last because it's really a punch line me see
if people still interested yeah, no, no one's bitching about it
yet okay, because yeah, okay, well versus with some Britney
Spears nudes of dude otherwise we'll lose the audience they
don't understand yet she
hasn't been doing anything stupid. It's really getting
annoying. And now
back to real Britney Spears did nothing stupid. Now back to the
show.
So let's go to let me just now he goes on and on Believe Me
page after page after page and I have a lot of these because
maybe we'll post the clips but let me play. Here's one that's a
good one play the ball Bomber girbau nerve Greenbank, and clip
page 165 Green banking centres where it's not going to do
houses and commercial properties and multifamily housing now
we're going to have green banking centres. The federal
banking agencies
of course, the question is what is a green banking centre
obviously shall
prescribe guidelines, encouraging the establishment
and maintenance of green banking centres by insured depository
institutions to provide any consumer who seeks information
on obtaining a mortgage home improvement loan home equity
loan or renewable energy lease with additional information. Are
you kidding me?
Additional information.
Are you kidding me? No idea. Are you kidding me? Try try this
one. Try the Bonner building codes clip and then we
get to page 141. The Cranston consolas, national affordable
rental housing act is amended. Why are we amending the Cranston
consols National Affordable Housing Act? I thought we were
doing an energy bill here. Yeah, page one or 42 use of building
materials and methods. Okay. Fear for residents of the
housing.
Yeah. He goes on. Anyway, it goes on and on and on. And it's
all these things. Why would anybody vote for this under any
circumstances, let alone the views of that five or six or
seven Republicans who didn't vote for it by the way they
would have killed it. Including Sonny Bono's idiot wife who
happens to be a congresswoman down out of Riverside. Did she
take over his spot or did she did she Yeah, she can't Well, I
mean, it wasn't grant she ran she got lucky she ran she got in
and why
she Washington idiot John,
she voted for this bill. Okay. Yeah, Bonner went on and on like
this and she's
she's a Republican. Yeah. Oh, boy. She must be working for the
Disney Corporation. Well, she's
in Riverside it's probably too far away but the fact of the
matter is I think people in Riverside should vote her out.
Okay, so here it's okay i We could play these clips till I
turn blue in the face but let's go to the money shot the money
show I'm looking for something he goes on and on and on. It's
it's actually quite amusing. And I have the whole thing taped.
I'm going to put the whole thing online as an audio tape. You can
put it on your CDs and listen to it
in the car. Listen to it on your commute to from Los Angeles to
New York.
Yeah. So this is the money shot. This is what real this is one
that set the alarms off.
I've got my attention at the bottom of 100 page 191 section
three for vintage year 2012.
Oh, this is the big one, the big 2012 This is the end of
civilization. Here it comes.
Are we talking about wine? I'm gonna get to page 208 Carbon
derivative markets. Oh, I heard enough about credit default
swaps. But I think most of you know that. Under this section.
The Commodity Exchange Act is amended by striking or an
agricultural commodity. and inserting and agricultural
commodity or any emission allowance, compensatory
allowance, offset credit, federal renewable electricity
credit established or issued under this Act. So now we're
going to let those governed under the CFTC. Trade these
credits with others around the world. He lives on page two
under nine talks about the effect of derivatives regulatory
reform legislation, upon passage of this legislation that
includes derivatives regulatory forum section 351 350 to
354-350-5356. And 357 shall be repealed. Any idea of the
derivatives regulations that were repealing in this bill, you
probably didn't know we were doing it? Well, here's
the beauty of a John. So if I can just parse this. So
essentially, they're making the trading of derivatives which
means, you know, the same way as the economy down there exactly
the the Swaps and Derivatives business on mortgages. And this
whole thing is going to be overseen by the fantastic
regulatory agency known as the Federal Reserve. So what's so
they kind of take these facts based trading papers? Because
it's not a it's not it's not regulated? And, and the Federal
Reserve, which is not a federal agency is going to be overseeing
it? Well, there you go. Excuse me. I
don't even know. The way he makes it sounds that the EPA is
going to be overseeing it. But the fact of the matter is this
way I thought it was the money shot they are repealing whatever
few regulations we have or they're just kind of phoney
baloney trading of stuff that doesn't exist.
Let me just bend over Can you please put that flaming hot
poker up my ass for a second, John? Because I just want to
know what it'll feel like.
I fortunately, the fire went out. So now can
we do Pelosi idiot or does? I mean this is already horrible
enough?
Yeah. So anyway, so the point is that the whole thing and this
that's why I think this bill was so this is a man was so big to
keep people from actually getting to page 209. And so then
so anyway, so Waxman comes off and does his dick routine
bitching about the amount of time this guy spent? And so then
he introduces Pelosi, who I now I'm thinking to myself, Oh, God,
they're gonna she's gonna be on for an hour just going on and
on. But nope, Pelosi is just her normal self. And she and if you
listen to this clip, which is her first, she complements the
the person running the session. Tauscher.
Oh, you're doing such a good, I love it. When they do jerk offs
with each other. That's my thought. Every week, I left
all the jerk off stuff on every one of these people when the
first thing they did, because cow, she was quitting and going
to work for the for the Obama administration. So they're all
going on and on about dogs. So wonderful. You are here. So
anyway, so So Pelosi, showing up to work? Yeah, Pelosi does that.
And then she goes into her little thing. And of course, she
she stammers. And she sounds kind of like you which she
doesn't sound like a bright person to me. But she
obviously is, but I don't care what you say she's got a nice
rack. So here's
what she does. Here's her take, after all this stuff about the
corrupt things in this in the bill and the fact that it's a
joke. Here's what she says. I also
wish to acknowledge that leadership of our chairman, who
so ably brought this important legislation this historic. And
is this Waxman who's the leader? Yeah, she's
legislation to the floor. Chairman Waxman of the Energy
and Commerce Committee. Chairman Markey of the energy so hold on,
I'm stammering because my mouth is not big enough to wrap around
your cock
security and climate change is committed. Congressman, wrangled
Chairman Reindl the Ways and Means Committee, and Chairman
Peterson of the Agriculture Committee, we thank them for
their leadership and for giving this us this opportunity today.
Madam Speaker, no matter how long this Congress wants to talk
about it, we cannot hold back the future. And so in order to
move on with the future, I want to yield back my time submit my
statement for the record, I urge my colleagues urge my colleagues
to vote for this important legislation. And when you do,
just remember these four words.
Oh, hold on. Are you ready for them? John?
You'll just too funny Okay,
for what this legislation means? Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Good
job.
Let's look for jobs. I gotta get down. You gotta get a clip of
that beat that one six where she says
jobs job Steve Jobs Jobs. Steve Jobs. Oh, my God. Okay. I gotta
I gotta go somewhere else with you on this because Meanwhile,
back at the ranch. We have this bill that A Ron Paul introduced
to audit the Federal Reserve who will be the oversight body.
Remember, Federal Reserve is not a governmental agency. It's
banks. It's a banking conglomerate, and they have
certain rights given to them with the Federal Reserve Act of
1933. I believe. So, Representative John Duncan is
asking Ben Bernanke. This was also earlier this week on if you
saw any of his testimony about this auditing of the Federal
Reserve, about this bill, which now has a majority sponsors
already lined up, of course, the Senate could still stop it. And
I'm a little confused, John, how the Senate would stop this would
not stop we would stop this good bill from going through yet
could stop the bad bill for climate change going through the
cap and trade. But let's just listen to the second year
refused are declined to disclose the seriousness of the problems
that were being faced by the Bank of America and Merrill
Lynch at that time. What would you say to the majority of this
Congress, who has now co sponsored who have now you're
able to hear that John? Yeah. Okay, who sponsored the bill to
require audits of the Federal Reserve? Do you do you feel that
the Federal Reserve is is operating with too much secrecy
and too much refusal to disclose information that you have to
other federal banking regulators?
The Federal Reserve has made enormous strides in the last
year under my chairmanship to expand the information that we
release, we release, you'll love this. We've got a website
monthly information on all the various programmes that we have.
We've developed a website and a monthly report. We got a website
kinds of information, we think we are quite transparent. We are
happy to work with Congress if they have further concerns about
I'm
just going to fast forward to the to the question about about
the actual audit about the bill. And what listen to Bernanke. His
answer
that legislation was to pass
my concern about that legislation is that if the jgO
is auditing, not only the operational aspects of our
programmes and the details of the programmes, but as making
judgments about our policy decisions, that would
effectively be a takeover of monetary policy by the Congress,
a repudiation of the independence of the Federal
Reserve, which would be highly destructive to the stability of
the financial system, the dollar and our national economic
situation.
So in other words, if we audit the Fed, we're going to kill
everyone. This guy is unbelievable. And he actually
has the audacity to say, Well, that would put control with
Congress who are supposed to have that control in the first
place.
It's a classic. That's a classic clip. It is that clip topped all
mine. And that will be in the show. Waxman being a dick. Yes,
you're right. Waxman, it's just we don't know You don't need a
clip of the guy to know that he's a dick. All these of
course, will be in the show notes. At no agenda.me veoh.com.
There's a couple other things. You know, I took a sedan, a town
car to JFK, from, from actually from downtown. I just barely
made my flight on on Friday to get back. And I was driven by
Mr. Jones. And Mr. Jones is from Jamaica. And you know, I love
talking with drivers. He's probably like, 6360, your age,
John. And he sorry, 67. And he and he's like, Oh, I'm gonna, I
won't do the accent. I won't embarrass myself of my mind. I'm
going to quit this job. I'm going back to Jamaica. And I
said, Well, what are you going to do? Well, I'm starting a
cooperative with farmers and I'm going to teach them teach people
how to farm and and I say, Well, you don't want any Monsanto
seeds, and his head whips around. He says, You know about
that, man, you've seed Food, Inc. And so he starts about Food
Inc, which is a great documentary film, you have to
see if possible, and he says, No, we've been saving. We've
been saving seeds, non GMO seeds for five years. And and he's
just going on and on. I'm like, Oh, my God, this guy's awesome.
And then he says something which I did not know. And I looked it
up. On December 10 2001. The biotech companies patenting of
not only genetically modified seed, but also conventional
varieties, was legitimated by a US Supreme Court ruling. In the
case of JM ag supply versus pioneer Hi bred International.
So what that means is, the actual process of being allowed
to patent food was determined by the Supreme Court in on December
10 2001. Interestingly, of course, that happened after a
huge shocking event when people weren't paying attention, but
here it comes. The ruling vote was passed by Guess Who? Who?
Clarence Thomas. And did you know that he was an attorney for
Monsanto before he joined the Supreme Court?
Oh, no, I didn't know that. Yes,
he was a freakin attorney for Monsanto. Wow. So in 2001, as
well as ruling on the seat patent issue, Justice Clarence
Thomas received the Francis Boyer award established by
SmithKline. Beecham in memory of Francis Boyer, a former chairman
of SmithKline, and a distinguished business leader
for many decades. As a boy award winner, Thomas got to give the
Francis Boyer lecture which is delivered the annual dinner of
awards blah, blah, blah. So, yeah, this guy was an attorney
for Monsanto. And he's been on the Supreme Court for what 15
years.
John, ever since they found that pubic hair and mechanical,
long Dong silver, I know it's stuck in my head.
I should think about it that you know, which way it should have
been the issue was his connection to Monsanto. Not all
this other bullshit about the fact that he was a maybe he was
made, you know, as lewd amongst women. Because that's all you
think about with Clarence Thomas. Yeah, exactly.
So maybe that was all? Well, I mean, that happened way before
this ruling. But still, you're right. No, no, no.
ruling, but I don't remember anybody ever bring me up to
Monsanto connection when he would, they will always it was
always personal. So I have to
hear it from a 69 year old Jamaican dude who's going who
has been secretly collecting non GMO seeds and is trying to save
civilization in this little, this little zit of an island
with 2.8 million people who live there. And this is just, you
know, I'm actually quite happy because the universe is coming
together. There are people who are definitely waking up. And
I'm so happy to see that. But wow, this just blew me away.
I always take the air train, you get to get to the airport, I go
go longer that you didn't you get to the airport, from
downtown and about 3540 minutes max
AirTrain. Where do you pick that up?
You have to be the air train. Well, there's actually a post on
the on the Dvorak blog about this from night from 2005. The
air train is a as a system that was set up about around
2004 2005 To expedite people getting to JFK in particular.
And essentially what you do is you go to either Penn Station,
you can take a couple of subway trains to the connector, but
generally speaking, you go to Penn Station, jump on the Long
Island Railroad express train to Jamaica, Jamaica station, get
off there. And then you just walk you know, walk about 100
yards and you jump on the air train five bucks, boom. JFK in
10 minutes.
Fascinating. I didn't know that. And JFK, What a shitty airport
to get to over the Van Wyck I mean, it sucks.
Oh, no, you don't I have not taken a car. So even when people
say here's a car service, I don't want a car service. Like,
it takes me an hour plus an hour and a half to take a car. And
yeah, it's great. I didn't get a comfortable car. But on the air
train through over to the to the railroad station. It's like 35
minutes, but you're pointing to things every five minutes.
Your point is well made though. I'm very happy I took the car.
Otherwise, it never would have gotten that piece of information
about Clarence Thomas. And it just blew me away. You know. And
this, by the way, is also the guy who cast the ruling vote in
getting bush in for that second term. We had the huge
controversy over over the votes. And of course, he's, you know,
Rumsfeld's company was owned by Monsanto these guys that
Monsanto is running our country. It seems
like you're getting the lab to look at that patent on seeds.
All right, hold
on a second, Jeremy. And now back to real. I think we've been
getting way too close Johnny boys. So do you mind if I throw
a really wacky one out there so we don't get shot? No. Okay.
Okay. Money. Don't listen to this. Okay. All right, please.
Now she gets pissed off when I do these. Your producer. Yeah,
my producer. I got to the hottest producer and show
business. So Michael Jackson passed away. Very, very sad. I
was I was actually quite emotional about this for a
number of reasons. I and I'm thinking about maybe doing a
daily source code resurrection tribute something deal in which
I'd like to talk about that. But that's not completely
appropriate for this show. But the one thing that really
bothered me is Michael Jackson is a healthy guy. This guy is a
dancer. I know. He did hours of breathing training. He was into
yoga. I mean, he was just didn't seem like a perfect candidate
for cardiac arrest. Okay. And it bothered me and he's, you know,
50 years. This is the kind of thing that would probably happen
a little bit earlier around your 40s. I mean, would you agree,
John, it just that seemed a little bit a little bit off.
50s unusual to be do have a heart attack? Yes.
And he was gearing up for I think 30 or 40 concerts in
London. And I know one thing about The show business, you
cannot and there's only two or three weeks away from these from
these shows you cannot put on a show of that magnitude with all
of these. All of these shows without insurance and I tell you
100,000% percent let lightning strike me if I'm lying about
this. The insurance company did a full as physical on the guy,
okay? There's just no other way it does not happen. You cannot
sell it oh to arena you cannot have the show of this magnitude
without a full physical. So for him to all of a sudden OD on
Demerol, it just you know, and then the coroner, why does the
coroner have to delay the rollout of the results for three
weeks? What is that? What is going on? So I'm hunting around?
And I'm thinking what if this is a diversionary tactic, and I
kind of liked you know, what some people are saying is well,
this is possibly, you know, to distract people's attention from
the cap and trade, I think and I found a report that states more
or less the following that Michael Jackson made a deal with
the king of Bahrain, Sheikh Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa
This is the guy who sued him if you'll recall a couple years ago
he sued him because he said Michael Jackson owed him
millions of dollars and Michael was supposed to do concerts and
and records and an autobiography. And they settled
out of court this was a this this case served in the UK it
was a real dud because just as it went to to the barrister, it
was you know we settled out of court the reason why according
to some opinions here the settlement would allow his sold
out UK concerts to be a platform for warning the world of assume
to occur mass genocide event which would be of course the
forced vaccinations for swine flu.
Yeah, that's a good one.
And I'll take it even further. Oh, no, yes, I got to man I
don't want to get killed. Russian sources you know, I love
my Russian sources. No, no, no, said that their military Cosmos
2450 satellite shows conclusively that immediately
prior to Michael Jackson's death in Los Angeles, and Elektra and
then like electromagnetic pulse consistent to EMR weapons, was
deployed at the exact coordinates of his home. They
nuked him
what not you've done it this time or another. Would you like
me to repeat it? While they they used to just poison people you
throw some prusik acid in their face they take a deep breath
this is
the space this is the space war shit that's going on it's how
they showed they were forced to
kill somebody else in the house.
Because it's exact they you know they got on their track and and
they they photographed him they have his bio biometric data.
Well, that would explain the three week delay trying to
explain all these strange
What's that? Right lock of his hair is all fried. Still
smoking. So anyway, now now at least we won't get suicided I
just had to get that one. That one out.
That's a good one. Yeah. And we will get used to it unless it's
all true.
From our email I think it's Rob sent me a really, really
interesting question. He said isn't you know, he was listening
to our show about the the one ounce one ounce gold coin that I
have the which is actually a $50 coin. He said what is stopping
somebody from paying people in gold? So they fall into a lower
tax bracket? So i e, I owe you $100? No, I owe you $2,000 But I
pay you $100 with two $50 coins?
Yeah, I got that meal too. I thought that was an interesting
idea is that
he had some length or something. But is that possible? Or it's it
seems like it's it's legal tender, right.
They IRS is the laws about that are written in such a way that
you know that which is one of the things anything is money is
that it's it's kind of of like value provisions that mean that
yeah, it's a $50 gold piece. It's legal tender. It's $50 in
some, you know, bizarro world, but the fact of the matter is,
is worth $1,500 And that's what your your taxes are and they're
not going to go for it. Let's put it that way. It was an
interesting idea.
Yeah. Forget it into right. Reading on market watch Peter
Brimelow. One of your colleagues or market watch. He's been
following and this fits right into something Kerry said our
East Coast A research department. He so this guy reads
the Harry Schultz letter. Are you familiar with this?
It's one of those newsletters. I
know I don't read it. Okay, so the HSL as it's known, the,
which is not the High Speed Line in Europe, but the Harry Schultz
letter has consistently outperformed all other
newsletters, I guess, and also, of course, accurately predicted
the financial tsunami. And what the most recent I haven't read
it, obviously, because you have to subscribe with the most
recent report states and this is something that you said you
could find no evidence of, when Kerry reported it several weeks
ago, quote, some US embassies worldwide are being advised to
purchase massive amounts of local currencies, enough to last
than a year, some embassies are being sent enormous amounts of
us cash to produce to purchase currencies from those
governments quietly, all but not the pound sterling. Inside the
State Department. There's a sense of sadness and foreboding
that quote something is about to happen within 180 days, but
could be 120 to 150 days.
This is the same source that oh, oh, carry
quoted the same source. Okay, I didn't realise that. But watch
this quoting it. So, you know, if you're on Market Watch, then
it has to be good, John.
Well, it's uh, you know, this, but right now it's old. It's
past 120. As far as I can tell. Why are we already way past
this?
Well, usually these things take place on a bank holiday, by the
way if they're,
so he was gonna go so was the winner, man. Let me get this
straight here. The Byron guy told Michael Jackson he had to
talk about the vaccination thing or yeah, he's
not Iran. They run
moraine. Yeah. Bahrain. Yeah.
All right. Yeah. He says that he wants the concerts were supposed
to be used as a platform to warm at to warn everybody against a
huge genocide, which, of course, is the forced vaccinations,
which are totally possible under presidential directive 51 where
the President can actually say you all have to take your flu
shot. And if you look at the money being spent, there was
$108 billion earmarked for h one n one. Flu shots in the most
recent military bill, military spending bill, you would think
that this is coming
in there's still something about this idea of a binary weapon
that's kind of fascinated me when we came up with the idea
that people who eat french GMO french fries Yeah, eat
McDonald's, GMO french fries from McDonald's and then you get
a shot and then you drop dead because of the combination not
because of one or the other.
It's what all sci fi writers love right?
I know sci fi right? This is a this is a constant theme that
great the binary weapon where you have to have two parts two
parts you'd be better if you had three you know so you have you
got him set up with the with the French fries and the shot and
now I have to do is just you know, spray some Chanel number
five in their face at Macy's and Jay dropped it on the spot.
Well, I tell you we got some milkshakes yesterday at
McDonald's and the fries were calling out to me man, but I
didn't buy him. I did not buy him. You I wouldn't either. I'm
staying away. Do you want to play that one YouTube clip that
was sent to us with the free credit report.ca Yeah,
I want to set this up. Some guys were very annoyed by it. Do we
have the the guy's name the email or I didn't write it down?
Yeah, I'm gonna look forward go ahead and set it up and I'll
find it so we got an email that guy said have you noticed that
they're not only you know, the credit reports have been taken
to an extreme first now you can't you might not get hired
and maybe they hound you about this Steven, no wiki Steven no
wiki Thanks, Steven. You might not get hired if you have a bad
if you have bad credit. What that has to do with hiring
somebody to flip burgers is beyond me. But apparently that's
becoming a trend so there's all this thing that geez, credit
report companies and the credit reporting agencies are really
dominating our lives. And then he pointed something out from
this commercial, which is the could we play the commercial and
I'll explain what the subtext is. Well, I
married my dream girl I married my dream girl but she didn't
tell me her credit was bad. So now instead of living in a
pleasant suburb, we're living in the basement at her mom and dad
though we can't get a loan for a respectable home is because my
girl defaulted on some old credit card if we'd gone to free
credit report.com I'd be happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
offer applies with enrollment triple advantage. Okay, so this
would this would the subtext of this is that now you if you have
somebody if you know somebody with bad credit, don't even hang
around with them. Don't date them. Don't have sex with them.
Don't don't have sex with them because it's gonna get you in
trouble. This is the sickest I mean when he pointed this sited
immediately dawned on me I was irked because I didn't spot it.
But there's a subtext here that's going on in a
propagandistic sense. That is disgusting.
Yeah. It really is. This is so wrong.
Anyway, thanks for the, for the for the fine. Good catch,
Stephen. Yes.
While our media asleep, writes this website, which will find
the link in the show notes at no agenda Miyota calm the United
Nations is proceeding with President Obama's acquiescence
to implement a global plan to create a new international
socialist order order, finance by global taxes on the American
people. There was a conference recently on the world financial
economic crisis, its impact on development that begins actually
starts Wednesday, I'm sorry. So it starts this coming Wednesday,
which will consider adoption of a document calling for quote,
new voluntary and innovative sources of financing initiatives
to provide additional stable sources of development, finance,
in other words, global taxes, and this will be the SDRs. John,
this will be SDRs. So now we're going to be taxed indirectly or
directly through the United Nations
are not taxed enough. So you know, I was looking there. There
was there's somebody has a song or something listing all the
taxes we pay, you pay airport taxes, you pay cap fair taxes,
you pay hotel room taxes. In California, we pay a 10%
personal income tax, you're going to like that. How about
your cell phone bill? I just got a cell phone bill. There's all
kinds of government taxes on this thing.
And then we have taxes on sales taxes, almost 10%. Very
noticeable telekinetic
fund, the universal lifeline and then the city utility users tax.
What the hell for a cell phone? What the hell is that? I got
$19.39 in taxes on a monthly cell phone bill, government fees
and taxes it's even stated that way. What's up with that?
No, the whole thing we have more taxation in this country. It's
got to be at least over half of everybody's income if you count
the taxes you pay on everything. I mean, it's like the sales
taxes, income tax the property tax the taxes when you go do
anything you stay in a hotel you rent the car.
More extra hotels is outrageous. The New
York texture of hotels almost the price of the hotel room, the
cat the car rental taxes are completely out of control
everywhere. They're in airport tax on the car rental tax. It's
unbelievable. That people were like, oh, yeah, let's have more
taxes. I'm always amazed by friends of mine as oh, we're
gonna have to raise taxes. What are we going to raise them to?
Yeah,
you know what I think we need to call for arms Johnny Boy
will call to arms put on a watch list. And then taxed for it to
be a watch list to tax. Hey, I want
to go see the dykes on bikes. We're almost out of time I think
we shy Well, I gotta
do a call out for people who are gonna give us some money some
love this. This week. No divorce.org/and A we got a new
page up with with a couple of new things on there.
divorce.org/na We really need your support, but let me call
out a few guys who'd give us some support, including Timothy.
Get the right guys here. What's the right list? Hold on a
second. It's one. Yeah, I got I got lists all over the place.
Felix should l $100. Robert Mark kowski. Thanks, Felix. Thanks,
Robert McCloskey. 50 Gary later or ladder 50 Michael LeBlanc
capital L small e capital B small l small and small c 50.
David Souter another 100. Thank you, David. Thank you. William
Cortez. 50. Sponge Berg enterprise or spunk Berg. spunk,
Berg enterprise. I haven't looked it up, but look up later.
50 Patrick sembly $51 and John Kilburn. 50 and I have to say,
and thanks, John COVID That of
course is $51 is for presidential directive 51.
Okay, that if he hadn't done that we would have had a whole
week without some corny you know, number thing that we'd
have to guess at? Yep. That's it. Yeah, we got a lawyer
sentence. There's no call for arms that would give you the
Feds and excuse.
Swanberg. SPO. ng be erg. Yeah. Spartanburg enterprises,
inventory management, procurement and scheduling for
the oil and gas exploration industry. Yeah, you should have
given us 1,000,050 million. Really, you want us off the air
Dude, give us 50 million bucks. We're history. We're so out of
here. Hey, and you had a pretty good idea. Do you want to
discuss that on email about some more fundraising? I
think we're gonna do some, you know, people you know want to
get together and so And where I think we can do some special
dinners $500 A plate dinners, we'll get 10 People go to one of
the fanciest restaurants in the city or wherever we are. So how
many people would we have? We'd have like 10 people. 10 people.
Yeah, just like, like politicians do it a real
fundraising dinner. $500 a plate.
Yeah, but this won't be the chicken.
This will be like a high high end restaurant, right?
Yeah, yeah, with high end wine. And at
the end, at the end of the dinner, you still split the bill
with us. So you pay 500 bucks and you have to pay for the
dinner and
I will give him the food for free. We're just we're just
gonna have to eat the loss and you will
be searched frist and you will have to go through metal
detectors and biometric data scanners before you can get
anywhere near us.
Yeah, but although if somebody comes in with a aluminium hat, I
think we won't care.
If you're wearing a hat, no search, they should. They should
do that at the TSA. If you have a tinfoil hat on, go on through,
don't worry. My bag once again, by the way, passed through TSA
security. Two more times my trip to New York and back without
Okay, try
with a bottle of water and see how far you can. I'm gonna
do a bottle. They're going to arrest me if I have a bottle of
water in there.
So anyway, divorce.org/in A we'd appreciate it. I'm trying to get
another interlude out this week too.
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