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We are to graduation. Congratulations. I'm worn out.
There are times when the horn is just needed. Or is it? There it is.
As the horn. There he go. That's our assistant. Yes.
Hey, John. Hey. Congratulations. Congratulations to you.
Ten years. And congratulations to all the people to help us celebrate.
And there's plenty of them.
And we're going to get to them throughout the show, obviously. You.
It's going to be a result in a lot of flubs. Yes.
This will be about honoring and celebrating the producers of the show.
So you can see it. Well, there's still some deconstruction, of course, but you can see I
got a couple of good ones in there. And they're short. Yeah, I did.
I tried to make a list of all the people that we should thank. And it's impossible.
It's worse than the Oscars.
You know, obviously our guys in the back, you know, avoid zero sabemos earner.
You know this shit. I don't even know how many there are.
I want, you know, me, me, Eric. You know, they do a lot.
Yeah. In fact, Eric has been working on the spreadsheet for, I think, 72 hours straight.
Oh, my goodness. Yeah. So we'll get the spreadsheet in, and then as soon as that is in,
we'll split it up into three segments. Yes, we have to do that today. Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Because of the. I put a little stuff together here because of the
really long night segment that we had on. Was it Sunday show?
Yeah. You're going to get another one today.
Well, the problem you know, the problem is I was trying to man the music at the same
time, swinging the swords. And it got very complicated.
So I've, I've put together X-Wing swing in this and I put together this ratchet.
Check it out for you. You check it out. See this ratchet here that I've got?
This has all the swords on it. Look, look at this thing, man. Look at this thing.
You're chopping off the guy. No, no, no, no. It's just. Hold on. Let me just. Blue.
One more. One more. One Gatling. One more. There we go.
See now. It just. It just. It just keeps going. It's beautiful.
Oh, okay. So that's that'll be good.
I don't know so much for the production of our 10th anniversary show.
Oh, yes. Yeah, we do the extra, we go the extra mile and we try to for sure.
All right, well.
As we power through our first episode in the 10th year.
What do we got going on? Well, there's a lot of them.
Well, luckily, during this show on our 10th anniversary, which is this you know, we're
celebrating today. Today. Exactly.
And I think we're gonna continue it for a couple more shows. Yeah, that's unavoidable.
I saw stuff coming in. I got up at three this morning just to start to prepare for the
jingles and the notes and sending stuff off to Ericsson.
But we started a week early, so we can end a week late.
So we're going to go off an extra week and let it kind of fade out. Okay.
But there's a bunch of interesting things going on.
And so I was looking at the network stuff and I found some very good reports because I'm
now looking more and more for these whipsaw tricks and some of these other kind of things
that CBS seems to do that most of. And CBS is really on this thing.
Jeff Flake came out and made a speech to Congress, which everybody praised.
I've heard people have the greatest speech ever.
And it's like, I don't even know what he said.
He said that to summarize, he said that President Trump was a douche bag.
Pretty much that was about it.
And he says and he calls people's that douche bag, calls people's people names.
He calls people things, you know, that that that horrible man in your face and calls
people's people names. So the best one of this that I have, the best analysis is that CBS
is on this like and they're just all over this. And again, this is I'm reminded of the.
Military intelligence versus central intelligence. Yes.
So CBS is taking this to another level.
They have big, long reports on CBS and it's covered on the morning show.
It's covered on the news. And so I want to play the worst example of a correspondent to
me for kind of twisting things is Nancy Courtice. Uh huh.
So I'm giving her good props for twisting everything she can.
And I want to play the whole clip about her on the Nets, not the whole clip as about half
of it. But this is Nancy Cordes. You have to be careful. This is not the show.
This is Nancy Cordes on Flake. Trump brouhaha as President Donald Trump is also head of
the Republican Party, and he denied today that it is a party divided, despite evidence to
the contrary, including prominent Republicans yesterday calling him a picture a liar and
a danger to democracy. Here's chief congressional correspondent Nancy Cordes.
Members of Congress ought to speak out. Arizona Republican Jeff Flake's call to arms was
met with mutiny today as GOP colleagues refused to open fire on Mr. Trump.
I'm also on very good terms with the president. He's very focused on getting results.
Our job is to put our head down and start legislating.
I mean, they are holding back partly because the Trump White House is key to their agenda
on issues like tax reform. We now have a president who will sign it to use AR 15.
The nays are 50. Just last night, Vice President Pence cast a tie breaking vote enabling
Republicans to block an Obama era rule that would have allowed consumers to band together
to sue banks for wrongdoing.
The vice president votes in the affirmative and the joint resolution is passed.
We have great unity.
The president insisted today that party friction has been overblown.
Now, is this what the Democrats mean when they say when they go low, we go high.
Is that an example of what he did? Well, Flake is a Republican.
Oh, crap. Aloma. Yeah, of course. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah.
Keep going. Is that the end of that clip? Yeah. Okay.
Well, there was something she slipped in there that you probably missed.
Yes, because everybody would have. But it's. It's beyond a web show.
This is actually a a use of language to twist to twist reality.
And I thought this was so well done that because she put it right at the right spot and
then she and she twist reality. I want you to play the I.
So this is the Nancy Curtis on Flake Trump brouhaha.
ISO Arizona Republican Jeff Flake's call to arms was met with mutiny today as GOP
colleagues refused to open fire on Mr. Trump. Oh, very nice.
Mutiny and fire. Good.
Well, what she's done here, she's made Jeff Blake the captain of the ship.
That's right. Or Jeff Blake. You know, they mutinied on him, according to her, when in
fact, that captain of the ship is Trump. And they stayed put. They were status quo.
He's the mutineer. I'm going to do that. The mutiny. Let me listen again.
Arizona Republican Jeff Flake's call to arms was met with mutiny today as GOP colleagues
refused to open fire on Mr. Trump. Oh, interesting.
Yeah, that's that makes no sense. They made so it made it seem as though he's the boss
and they're mutiny on him because he I mean, they're mutiny on him because they won't go
along with his attack on Trump. And somehow that's a mutiny. Good catch.
Because, of course, the Republican Party is against the president. We all know this.
So the mutiny. Mutiny there, they're mutiny. Well, they're mutiny.
And anyway, is her use of this term mutiny is ridiculous.
There's no ship that didn't take is not the captain.
I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous. Just turned upside down.
And it gives him more status in this report. And that was. That was. That was CBS.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, geez. Mm hmm. Yeah.
The Tiffany news now is a bunch of these little guys.
I want to play a couple of these, for one thing.
And she drops she drops a very interesting.
At one point in the report, she drops in this.
I think it's a genius ISO, but it's just thrown in for no good reason just to make Trump
look like an idiot. And this is the idiot iso. Okay.
I think the press makes me more uncivil than I am.
You know, people don't understand. I went to an Ivy League college.
I was a nice student. I did very well.
I'm a very intelligent person.
Yeah. I don't know what to say to something like that.
It's, you know, in fact, actually, I do have something. Hold on. This.
I have to play this now. This was, I think, probably from the same clip where he was
being asked about if he mentioned the.
Uh, but David's name? The soldier who died in Niger.
And here's what he had to say about that. I can only say this. I was really nice to her.
I respect her. I respect her family. I certainly respect for David.
He who I, by the way, called for David right from the beginning. Just in.
They put a chart in front. But David says with David Johnson.
So I quote right from the beginning. There's no hesitation.
One of the great memories of all time, there was no hesitation.
I think she's a fantastic woman. I was extremely nice to her, extremely respectful.
Yeah. This is does is all the time. He's canceling each concert. He seems so insecure.
So he has the best memory. You know, he has the best memory or the best.
Fantastic. The best memory. Yeah, that's right. Now. So she goes, I got to go.
But some pretty bridges by this pretty brazen. I mean, just, you know, we're used to it.
But when he says that stuff, it is a head shaker.
When you take it out of context like that, Curtis likes to do it even in context, Like
his base just does that. So let's go with this other thing.
So she brings and now we have a whipsaw example of a whipsaw where she says an example,
she says something and then she brings in the clip that doesn't confirm it at all.
But that's okay. It seems to kind of confirm it, but it's like she makes a positive
assertion that the pastor who does the convocation at the Senate.
Said that Jeff Flake is a fantastic person for doing this.
And then she plays a clip from.
He never says that, but let's play Nancy Cordes Pastor Whipsaw.
Oh, my God. But the Senate chaplain, Barry Black, hailed Flake's courage and asked for
some divine intervention. Lord provide us with more patriots who
will stand for right regardless of the consequences.
Yeah, that made sense. So where is he hailing. Where is he hailing?
Flake. Nowhere. Nowhere. Let me do that. That is fantastic.
What are these guys doing? Provide. Let me just play that again. That was.
That was goal minded. God. But the Senate chaplain, Barry Black, hailed Flake's courage
and asked for some divine intervention. Okay.
So he hailed his courage and asked for some divine intervention. Let's see.
Lord, provide us with more patriots who will stand for right,
regardless of the consequences.
Mm hmm. I guess half of it's right. No, none of it's right.
None of it's right. It's bullcrap. So here she goes.
So she they bring her on to do a rap. Uh huh. And the rap is wrong.
I mean, I don't mind if she's going to go off with this, with this nonsense and this
very, very twisted report to mutiny the pastor and all the rest.
But she raps it with I would I wouldn't say as a lie, but she doesn't give us the
information we need when she wraps it up.
And I will give you the information after she's done.
Flake's decision to retire was hailed as a victory by presidential allies like Steve
Bannon. But Senate Republicans argue that's shortsighted.
They worry Anthony that his seat could now get scooped up by a Democrat.
Nancy Cordes at the Capitol. Thanks, Nancy. Okay, here's the problem with that, with that
summary that she is, I would consider her one of the worst that work in the networks
right now. She got a thank you, though. He said thank you. This is great work, Nancy.
And so here's the here's the real deal.
Flake is got no chance of beating anybody in the next election.
That's why he's quitting, because they're going to be spending a lot of money.
The Republicans don't want him to run because they've got better people to run in his
spot. He does have he's got no support in the party in Arizona.
And he would lose to a Democrat if he ran. That's when the Democrat could get in.
Well, this is. This is what you look for when when you know you're going to lose, when
you know you've been ineffective. I had never honestly even heard of Flake.
He's not like a guy that's been on the radar.
I don't think we've ever played a clip from him. Ever. No, no.
He's never says anything in ten years. And it's a perfect way to get out.
You know, it's like I'm not going to win. So I'm standing up to the brute.
Yes, exactly. I tell you, Yes, that's what he's doing.
And but her analysis, to say that it's a shame because the Democrat could not get it is
completely wrong because everybody knows that Flake more easily lose to a Democrat than
one of these newcomers, which seem to be more in line with the way the Republicans are
thinking currently.
So this is just a bad report from the mutiny all the way to the wrap.
It's bad from beginning to end is extremely negative.
Everything that is done on CBS about Flake in this speech, which is a very poorly
executed speech. I mean, he's bumbling and he's stumbling, is horrible, right?
There's nothing in there.
He doesn't really make any accusations except that this is terrible.
This we're ruining our democracy because of this guy. We're all going to die.
We're all going to die. But CBS is all in on this.
And I just see it has got to be part of the struggle between the two intelligence groups.
Yeah. Now, I do have just an example of this.
What is this, a website? I don't think. I think you haven't played Trump Club ISO.
I know that was the idiot. And you do have that. Well. Oh, yeah. That one too. Twice?
No. What is it? Let me see. Oh, now we already played that one. Sorry.
Okay. There is. I think that would be it, I thought. Oh, here it is.
This is the this is the. The online version of CBS.
And you ought to play the whole thing. Just play as much as you can deal with.
You can see their attitude about about Trump's administration using Flake as a foil.
This is CBS in on Flake. I want to thank you for joining us.
And two Republican senators are sounding the alarm this week on President Trump, but only
one are on their way out of office.
Arizona Senator Jeff Flake announces that he will not seek reelection next year.
The GOP conservative has been a harsh critic of President Trump.
Senator Flake wrote an op ed in The Washington Post titled Enough.
In it, he writes, We can no longer remain silent, merely observing this train wreck
passively as if waiting for someone else to do something.
The longer we wait, the greater the damage, the harsher the judgment of history.
He echoed those sentiments in an interview on CBS This Morning.
I do think that members of Congress ought to speak out if the president follows through
on some of the policies or some of the threats he's made with regard to the First
Amendment, for example, or if he continues to in terms of the tweets and just kind of the
debasing of statements that he's made. And also, on the foreign stage, I
think we need to be incredibly careful about what we're doing.
And that's what and Bob Corker has expressed concern about.
Senator, how long have you been thinking about this?
And was there a final straw for you? Well, I spoke out during the campaign and actually
before that, long before Donald Trump ran. You know, the birtherism, this ugly conspiracy
theory about President Obama that was embraced by too many.
Then during the campaign, when the president talked about Mexican immigrants, in a way,
he said words unbecoming, talking about my colleague John McCain, how he couldn't be
respected because he was captured. 2.1. Some skeptics will say it was easier to do this
when you're facing a very, very uphill campaign and likely to lose number one, and you
should speak to that. Secondly, you seem to be saying to your fellow Republicans, if you
do not speak out now, this is so serious that you are complicit in the actions of what?
Watch. Go back a little bit and watch how Flake is given.
I am under the impression because he's so nervous during this whole thing and even when
he gave his speech that somebody put a gun to his head and told him to do this.
He's always been a Never Trumpers of these and he's not going to win and he always is
going to have to quit. So I think some group I would say these showed up as editorial in
The Washington Post out of the blue. You know, it's been the same over WaPo WaPo is
intelligence side of the bush gets split it into two groups fighting each other.
I think he was made to do this. He's very nervous, but he will not.
He still has enough integrity left that he will not answer the question that Charlie
wants him to answer. Right. To lose number one. And you should speak to that.
Secondly, you seem to be saying to your fellow Republicans, if you do not speak out now,
this is so serious that you are complicit in the actions of the president.
Well, I do think that the longer we go, the more this behavior is normalized.
And that is a problem that we can't allow our dialog to continue to worsen.
And so I think the longer we wait, the more likely that that is.
And already I think we're seeing the effects of this new era.
So if you don't speak out, you're complicit in the crime.
Or how would you define what the President. I think I think that we have a responsibility
as elected officials to speak out when there's behavior that is just beyond the pale.
And some of what we've seen, I think, fits in that category.
You think you can change the president? You know, I think all of us that are waiting for
nine months for that pivot to what's going to occur, the pivot, the pivot, the U.S. on
the pivot to presidential to presidential party, I guess.
Yeah, Flake was a flake was always a no Trumper, so he got no support from the party.
And everyday they just done right. And I but I do admire the fact he would never say
everyone else is, you know, guilty too for not speaking up.
He just said, well, people should speak up when they feel like it.
Yeah, well, that's what everyone's saying.
That's what they say about, you know, harassment such as Harvey Weinstein.
Yet not everyone spoke out now, did they know? It didn't.
The spreadsheet is in, by the way, just so you know, And they want.
Okay, well, listen, we're going to well, we don't need no, we don't need to stop right
now. We can go for a little bit. Okay. Well, let's finish this off. Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. By the way, there was a funny little just a transition.
There was a funny little event that took place I never knew about.
They played it on C-SPAN for the first time.
You know, there's the White House Correspondents Dinner. Yes.
Well, there's like a lesser event is like, you know, it's kind of like you used to be a
hamburger chain called the Henrys. Mm hmm. And Henry's was a clone of McDonald's.
And wherever McDonald's opened up, they would open up a Henry's. Sure.
You know, open up a Henry's around the corner. Makes nothing but sense. And.
Yeah, but seemed like a good idea at the time.
But nobody ever bought the hamburgers there. And they're just McDonald's lite.
So this is kind of this can. This is the Congressional Correspondent's dinner.
Instead of the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Oh, it's all the schlubs and every second rate guys.
And the and the I look like this.
I guess it was the host or what you called the emcee.
The emcee was this Roy Wood Junior, who is one of the writers and kind of quote unquote,
correspondents for The Daily Show. Okay.
You got it. And then it gets your brain is bad.
That health care plan is bad.
For public health care is so bad. He was waiting for everyone to say, How bad is it?
Is that what was going on there? You know, here you're going to hear a guy bombing,
bombing, big league bombing like no tomorrow.
And it's like every joke is lame.
It's just bad material and people are just drinking as much as they can.
Okay. Is bad. For public health care is so bad.
Ices refuses to claim responsibility for.
And I would be so upset about the health care if it didn't go against the gun control.
They don't work together. You need two policies that go hand in hand, guys.
If you kill everybody with health care, who's going to be left to shoot each other with
the gun? Oh, that was his. Oh, that was the killer.
You can't be for health care. And it just doesn't.
That's like General Motors being pro car. But anti. We'll.
You got to get on the same page. You know, it's funny.
White people used to say, Oh, people see you like, you know what's funny?
People say you're white supremacists. Yes. That's the first thing people call you.
Yeah. Oh, you're a white supremacist. But I don't know. At least a white supremacist.
They're all on the same page. They have an agenda that they agree upon.
Nobody is leaving brain surgery to go break up the Klan meeting.
Yeah I think the thing that. It was speechless.
The hook and the search for truth. Oh, by the way, that's funny you said that, because
behind him there's somebody was in the curtain and I kept getting open and close and
moved around. I kept thinking to myself, and look, what's coming is coming.
The hook is the hook is imminent, and really leaves me speechless.
And the search for truth is the lack of good lies.
If you're going to lie. Tell them goodbye. Wow.
You know, it reminds me of kind of if you have the White House Correspondents Dinner,
that was MTV. And if you had the Congressional Correspondents Dinner, that was VH1.
It's like, you know, the lamest of all lame little small studio in the corner playing
Kenny G. And, uh, Michael Bolton. That's what that's about. Man, that was.
That was a real bomb. I feel bad for him, but gees, come on, man.
Figure it out or, you know. There was an incredible race.
And hiring somebody who knows how to do this sort of thing. There's an idea.
There was an incredible segment on CNN with Don Lemon, and it was about an NBA.
Just just because, you know, this guy mentioned race and there was a NPR poll that finds
that the majority that would be 55% of white people feel that they're being discriminated
against because of their race.
And so this was it was really interesting to listen to this pattern alongside.
But we can interrupt. So Don has that. Who's the guy, the big mouth guy who's always.
Uh, well, you remember it so well. It's a black guy on a white guy on.
So it's a tribal dance in the middle. And here we go.
A new poll shows that the majority of white Americans believe there's discrimination
against their race. Back with me now, Marc Lamont Hill and Ben Ferguson.
So, Mark. Mark, don't start. All right.
I've got to go a long way. Let me tell you about the first basic lesson.
We think you do your job. Our our mission of your job. Go ahead. Here's what this is.
What a new NPR study on discrimination shows 92% of African-Americans feel they are
discriminated against. Right? And then it says 55% of white people think that America
discriminates against them as well. Go on.
We can't we can't get nothing. We can't even get discrimination to ourselves.
Look, the problem is oftentimes when you are in a position of privilege and power, when
that privilege and power is taken away even a little bit, what is actually equality feels
like oppression to you. It feels like discrimination to you.
White people are not oppressed for being white.
White people are not systematically or systemically disenfranchized for being white.
White people face all kinds of burdens for lots of reasons.
It's part of what it means to be human. But whiteness is not an impediment to social
mobility, to social prosperity, to success, to happiness doesn't mean it never happens.
But as a systemic issue, it doesn't happen to white people and it dancer having 50 plus
percent at a time. Ben I would say go talk to any kid that's trying to get into school
right now and ask them about how hard it is to get into certain medical schools and law
schools, specifically because they are white and they would be part of, I'm sure, that 40
plus percent that say they're discriminated against.
You have had several students that have purposely mismarked their forms after not getting
into schools to see if they could get in as under a minority or other marking.
And it worked for them because they were discriminated against because they're a white.
Now, you know, the guy's touching the third rail here and he's going to get some
pushback.
I also think this was that I said from them, I'm sure 85% of the white population.
I said some. I said some. Come on, be intellectually honest.
I said some at the very beginning.
But you heard me started to say, is it 55% say, oh, I see.
So many young people would say that. I think I think the other thing is, is, look, there
is a big racial divide in this country right now.
And I think there's a lot of people that do profile of all races right now.
It's pretty clear in this country there's a large divide.
And I'm sure that that's not crazy for some people that are white to think, am I being
profiled because I am white? And there's a lot of people that are talking about white
privilege and that you get everything.
And there's some people that want to stick it to white people.
I think that's also very clear. That's what a divided America looks like.
Mark, I'll give you the last word.
Well, first of all, white privilege isn't about saying white people get everything.
It's about saying that there are certain things you get in life just for being white that
we should all have. She said, Yeah, yeah, it fell into my lap.
And again, this is what it comes down to. Oftentimes when white people don't have
complete power in control of a situation, they read their situation as somehow an
oppressive situation. I don't doubt that 55% of white people feel discriminated against.
I'm saying that there's something wildly irrational about what, 55% of white people in
America thinking that they're being discriminated against because they are white.
That is simply untrue as it was while the Internet is it while the irrational that 94% of
African-Americans think they're discriminated against when in reality it's not even close
to that? In America, we are a pretty free country. Well, well, you all.
But you have to because because I'm white and I mention the obvious.
You know, statistically, this 9.94% are doing nothing because I don't see where one
has to do with the other. I'm not doubting that, you know. Yeah.
You can't just say that one person, one group is allowed to have these feelings and the
other group because no one can say that one do not. Yes.
I got to go now to have the last word. I was. Oh, man. So he's been took my last word.
That's why people do this, right? That's right. I'm the only one guy. White. Yeah, man.
That's what white people do. When people steal the last word. Was good.
Oh, my goodness. I like that, though. There was finally a good conversation.
Just two people arguing about race that was set up. It was.
Of course it was cheap. Cheap television. Yes. Yes.
That's what gets the ratings. And they need all the help they can get.
I switched to I said, oh, and now they have the U-verse, the One America News.
Always. Let me tell you, it was a hell of a lot better than anything else.
The one with the cute girl that's kind of like, you know. Yeah.
No, that's college reporter you will ever see.
You mean the cheap Tomi Lahren, the drama over there Now, that's where she started.
She started, though? No, she let me tell you.
At least they show some news from around the world. It's not just.
It's all the same drivel. Well, there's that. Yeah.
No, I had to watch something else. It's just too much aid to be important day to day.
Besides it being our 10th anniversary. Lest we not forget that infamous drive thru Dallas
is few and far reaching conspiracy theories for more than a half century.
And today, Americans could learn new details about one of the country's enduring
mysteries.
Federal law requires the National Archives release all of its JFK files by today.
Among the key questions did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone?
Did the U.S. government know more about the assassins movements and motivations than its
previously let on? And was Oswald under CIA surveillance during a trip to Mexico City,
where he visited both the Soviet and Cuban embassies?
The real story, maybe, is that the CIA knew only seven weeks before the assassination
that Oswald may have threatened the president.
He returned to America in early October and they did what the CIA always does.
They told no one for multiple federal investigations concluded Oswald was the lone
gunman. His own story dying when he was shot shortly after his arrest.
Still, Americans actually had their shots out of boom.
Well, they had the video of it, and I don't think I've seen the actual video.
You know the picture where Jack Ruby shoots him inside and out in real time when I was a
kid. Damn. Well, I never I don't think I've ever seen it.
And I don't know if that shot was sweetened or not. It was a little hard to tell.
I think it was sweetened. It must have been. But I think it was the real shot.
And they sweetened something and they put it in there and it was like, Wow, I'd never
seen that video. Investigations concluded Oswald was the lone gunman.
His own story dying when he was shot shortly after his arrest.
Still, Americans aren't convinced.
To this day, more than 60% believe Kennedy's assassination was a conspiracy.
An abrupt end to probably only white people, though, Camelot.
It's almost like the film broke in our lives.
It broke from one of of glamor and excitement and hope.
The future look very bright. And then it was over in a flash.
The National Archives says, We assume that much of what will be released will be
tangential to the assassination. But historians eagerly will be poring over more than
3000 long sealed files, hoping they reveal a CIA personality profile of Oswald.
Whether the FBI had evidence he was openly bragging about plans to kill Kennedy and maybe
even a handwritten letter from first Lady Jackie Kennedy detailing funeral arrangements
24 years after his tragic death.
The JFK mystery remains alive.
I think that we will never be able to put a period at the end of the sentence.
Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone and have everybody agree with that.
It's a case that's never going to go away. Okay. Well, that's today.
And I'm just saying about I didn't realize this report.
I may be wrong, but the guy did say this. He says it's supposed to be released by today.
Yeah, so it should. Why did they have to wait till the last minute?
Well, there's a lot going on. You know, there has to be time.
These things, you know, let's see if there's any scandal that we need to suppress, and
then we'll throw a little JFK in there. It's a beautiful moment.
That's what I do know what they did. Yeah. Yeah, I'm working for them.
I'm fine with that. All right.
Is there anything else we have here that it has something to do with this?
No, no, nothing. You have a short piece you got to do. At least check this out. Okay.
Play the Jeff Glor takes over CBS Evening News for me.
Anthony mason there is news about this broadcast.
CBS News president David rhodes announced today that jeff glor will be the next anchor of
the CBS evening news. Jeff is an experienced journalist, a good friend to all of us here
at CBS and will be proud to pass the baton to him next month.
The broadcast will be in the best hands. You can be sure of that.
And I will finally get a day off. Congrats, Jeff. Wait a minute.
Who is he taking over for?
Jeff Glor Yeah, he's taking over for the guy who was just talking. Who is that?
Who is that? That's Anthony Mason, Huh?
Anthony Mason got the job for a short time. It was never announced as temporary.
I thought he actually got the job from Scott Pelley.
And so that's that's what I was thinking. What happened to Pelley?
So he's not replacing coach fired months and months ago and yeah, that's right.
I remember now. Yeah. And he was a douchebag.
And so Anthony Mason, I thought was a good anchor because he was pretty neutral.
It looked so kind of a sad dog thing. But now they're bringing in this guy.
You should look at him. You've seen him a million times.
Jeff Glory, He's looks like he's 14 years old.
He's really doesn't have a lot of depth of knowledge because he used to do the morning
show, the same show that he would substitute for. Charlie Rose Yeah.
And he never seemed to have like the you know, he seemed like a guy who was about 14
years old and didn't really know a lot and oh, yeah, oh, this is a he's got a baby face.
He has a baby face guy. Oh, boy. I'm thinking the following CBS.
CBS is considering. Well, you know what happens if we got, you know, this drug company
thing is going to come to an end? Yeah. If things keep going the way they're going.
Yes. That is an excellent point. So let's see if we can move on.
CBS is always been very advanced about putting being aggressive with their anchors.
Let's put a kid in charge of this show and see if we can draw the millennials in.
Wait, There's a meeting. I could see the meeting.
Have you got a problem with the ratings? All the kids are cord cutting. What do we do?
Uh, John Klein, you were with a young guy. Well, what we need is a young face.
Fresh meat. Yes, Face in front of the network. We need a young, young, young Look.
This is what Disney is up to. Now, wait a minute.
Shouldn't we be getting a black Jewish woman? Well, we should, but.
But do we have any? No. I know one thing I like to keep.
I like to keep our numbers, at least within reason. Let's get a pasty white guy.
Yeah, I got one young Pete Young, pasty white girl to millennial with that.
You know what? I'm. Look, I'm that millennial look. That's what I'm going for.
The millennial. Look, can we see if we can get him to get a beard?
Is it look more hipster? Hey, call and see if Noodle Boy's available. All right?
He would be perfect for this. So they're going to put this guy in front of the audience
and see if they can draw in the the already cord cut millennials who are so far gone.
They are really the market that I don't know it would take I don't know how you could get
them to ever watch the CBS Evening News ever or any of those news stations.
So what? So just to reiterate, so what you're saying is that because the the drug
advertising, it's likely going to be curtailed or it has to come to an end, I think, with
this whole opioid crisis And, you know, today the president is I think he's doing a big
speech about the the opioid crisis. I actually started reading this book and just pull it
up on the Kindle here for a second, which is just the first chapter alone blew my mind.
Dreamland, The True Tale of my second.
When I go back to the Can't see the library.
The True Tale of America's What Opioid Epidemic.
And. When I mean just the first chapter alone.
You learn and you learn where everything is called opioid, whether it's heroin or
morphine or, you know, all all of us.
The author says early, I'm just calling it all opioids.
And, you know, the one manufacturer when they started, how it how it got in the first
laws against distributing opioid because people were getting high everywhere and they all
were talking late 1800s, I think, or early 1900s.
But these pill mills are outlined very, very clearly.
It's kind of like a medical marijuana shop, only they perfected this a long time ago.
You go in and you get your prescription. You go get your opioids.
And the pharmaceutical companies are pushing.
They're just been delayed. Shipments flooding the market with this stuff cheaply
available, easily available through what they call the pill mills.
And when people couldn't even afford that or couldn't get access to it, that's when the
and it's a small little place and the thing to the on the coast of Mexico, that's where
this gang came in and they went, hey, you know, we'll just be the secondary market.
And when you look at it in those business terms, it's unbelievable that the
pharmaceutical company, it's really one I forget which one they mention is he was able to
get away with this and he's been getting away with it for so long.
I mean, we know why lobbying and advertising money.
But it's going to and if Trump really hates the media, then that's where he's got to hit
him, hit him in the advertisers through a backward way by getting it.
Because what else is being advertised?
We're the only country in the world that allows this sort of advertising.
Yes, all Trump has to do is come out and say, Here's the way I would approach it.
If somebody is you got to put this advice in front of him. Mm hmm.
You use the argument that one of the reasons we have an opioid crisis, because we have a
lax attitude about drugs.
When you use drugs for this, we use drugs for restless leg syndrome.
You know, all the ridiculous ones.
There's something this stuff that John Oliver would do. Shit. And you just.
And they're all being used on television and there's too much advertising promoting drugs
on television. See, your doctor is putting a strain on the medical system, and and then
you you kick it with. We are the only country in the world that allows this sort of
advertising without results in high drug prices.
It results in addiction. It results in the opioid crisis.
We're got to put a stop to the advertising. Are we great?
Are we great or was able to come to. Yeah.
That will take care of it. And that would screw these guys good.
That would screw them real good. Because what.
What is the bush is already I think CBS is already seeing this coming.
I mean, you have to the guy like Les Moonves is not a guy who's not thinking about every
little angle because you've got to. That's what he does.
And so they they're on top of it. So they're the first to make the move, I mean.
Muir or on ABC is probably, you know, young enough looking.
They don't have to make a change there.
I would say Lester Holt on NBC is too old, you know, and he's black.
He doesn't really get too good multicolored. I mean, look in an old world.
But now I know you got to get some youngster in there.
I think he's the one that puts the hipster on and kind of jazzed up the news and changes
things the way Huntley and Brinkley did when they first came on the scene.
The news was nothing until they showed up. Right.
And just a massive change in the way it's presented with a hipster guy's wearing some
glasses. He's got the stupid beard, he's wearing weird plaid, boom, Let him do the boom
come three. I'm with CBS News last year.
Stated that the drug advertising business was their business or.
Uh, no.
The entire business CBS for 2016 says, was $5.2 billion.
That's not bad. Oh. And that's but that's just the advertising on television.
And they do a heck of a lot more. I'm surprised it's not more.
Six drugs accounted for more than 100 million each in spending last year with the most
advertised drug being. At $357 million.
Q Mirror the arthritis treatment. Hmm. And then.
Oh, wow. Most advertised drug is Julia.
This is one of the medications that bought time in the 2016 Super Bowl.
This is the total fungus treatment. Oh, no.
That's what I was told with the total fight with. You know, they don't want to.
Apparently, they don't want just taking drugs for toe fungus or I guess a spray is okay.
But somebody said the best and un advertised is just a china, not a doctor.
But you take Vicks VapoRub.
And and rub it on your toes and put you put your foot in a sock in a shoe.
And within a week you won't to put it in a sock. And you.
And I think you're supposed to put onions.
I think if you put onions in your sock, that'll help.
When I put onions in myself, it's not. It's not a great smell, but.
Well, this this folds in beautifully to this do with it leads in beautifully to this
clip. I believe that we predicted this. You may have to check the red book.
Big development in the fight against the opioid crisis.
Walgreen, the second largest pharmacy chain in the US, is now stocking up with the
antidote Narcan in all of its 8000 stores.
Our chief medical correspondent, Dr. Jennifer Ashton, is here to answer a few questions.
And in Doc, in 45 states, the lifesaving drug is available without a prescription.
Now, is there any danger in that risk benefit on this drug?
Michael, this is an incredibly safe and effective medication.
We've been using it in the hospital for decades, usually with a needle intravenous or in
a muscle. This is nasal form. It works as an immediate antidote to counteract largely the
respiratory depression, which is what kills people from accidental opioid overdoses.
And when you talk about risk benefit, I think the risk here is that people could say,
will this give other people a false sense of security and have them use opioids more if
they know that they can use this immediate antidote, the benefits this drug saves lives.
So think of this maybe as defibrillator EpiPen, another piece of lifesaving medical
equipment that probably is going to be pretty widespread.
And we should have one in the spin class. You don't have the defibrillator and you have a
little Narcan in case, you know, I O.D. during the class can.
In a statement, Walgreens said that loved one should have the Narcan Narcan spray on hand
just just in case. Right. But what does this say about the opioid crisis?
Well, it says we're in critical and unstable condition.
When you when you're talking about the opioid crisis in this country.
And we have to tackle this at the prescriber level, at the dispensing level and at the
user level. And that's what this is. All right. Thank you for your information. Wow.
Wow is right. Wow, wow, Wow is right. Here.
Let me check their stock price. I know we talked about them before.
No, I don't think you're talking about the Narcan stock price. Yeah, the Narcan, guys.
Oh, that's all. I think it's already peaked. No, with this and with this news.
What is the name of that company? Adapt Pharma, I think is what it is.
I mean you had you been following it on Adapt Pharma.
Let me see. Where is it. Where can I find it? What is it?
They got a weird ticker symbol, I think. I can't remember what it is.
Well, maybe someone can look it up for us. I don't want to stop the show for this.
But I bet you they got it. They got a boost on the. On the wall. On the wall? Yeah.
They must have. Must have. Did you see? Didn't we predict that would happen? Yeah.
Oh, I did it. I'll go one step further. Bookmobile is selling it.
There you go. Oh, the meth bus. That's we. A bus.
When I was growing up in Holland in the seventies.
There was a large heroin problem.
Oh, I was probably not it not comparable to what it is today.
But people who are addicted to heroin or opioids, injectables.
They could. They received methadone, methadone treatments from the government, and the
meth bus would literally drive through neighborhood stop and everyone could get in the
bus, you know, play a little jingle, play a little jingle. Yeah.
I think it actually had, you know, like the ice cream truck.
It had the jingle as the bells ringing as he goes to the street. Mommy, the mess bus.
Okay, go ahead. I think a set of those Texas horns would be good where word plays.
You know, I think the Dixie and Dixie that that that it had I don't know.
I should have a Dixie horn. That's kind of dumb. I don't know why I know that.
Definitely need a Dixie horn. What is this? Get out of my vagina.
Oh, sorry. That's not the Dixie Horn. Who knows where that came from?
It was obviously a lasting best. Did you have one more little deconstruction for you?
What? Before we go to our first break. Yeah, let's do that. Which.
Which is the changes networks. We're going to go to ABC.
Okay, let me switch the channel. This is about the dossier and
Fusion GPS, because this is becoming sort of a quasi scandal.
I think it's part of the and I said this before, there is a a hit job out on Hillary to
get her out of the picture.
So yeah and I don't mean to is this is a hit is this not the hit job?
Is this not the other shoe that was meant to drop?
That's could be that's how I'm seeing it. Like this is.
In fact, last night it kind of came to me as I'm watching all the coverage that maybe
were incorrect about Weinstein. Maybe they saw this one coming down Broadway and through
their own friend under the proverbial bus to distract from this coming.
I mean, Gaylor was in England. She was a she's as far away as she can get.
Lob and little bombs. You know the Harvey Weinstein again. INTERVIEWER Trump.
Weinstein bombs, lobbing them the whole time.
Maybe that was maybe that was the idea because they saw this coming.
And it's obvious now that with, you know, just for those you don't know when you when you
now we know that Paul Manafort, who ran Trump's campaign during the primaries, he was a
child in house there at the Podesta Group with all the Russian connections.
And we know that Manafort is a horrible, horrible, horrible Russian ass kissing dude,
except, oops, he was working for the Podesta Group.
Yeah, this is going to screw things up because I think they check my check, but check it
out. Here's what happened. So they were doing all these deals and the machine was oiled,
machine machines running the getting money and there's money sticking to everybody's coat
pockets. So the Russians, you know, they're clearly trying to manipulate.
They have this bogus dossier. We have to find out if the FBI actually used that to, I
guess, you know, to start their investigation.
But Podesta was like, had this don't worry about it, because Hillary's going to be
president and then, oops, she's not president.
And then the old saying what you say for being yourself and you go up to the health came
right out. It's like, well, why don't we just say they colluded with the Russians?
Podesta is the floor here. He's the guy that left everything up.
Yeah, he may end up in jail. Existing job?
Well, yeah. Hmm. That would be. I would keep an eye on his health.
Yes, but Manafort, I think they wanted to use him as a scapegoat and throw him under the
bus. But because of his connection to Podesta, it becomes more complicated.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, the thing about the dossier, they keep bringing it up, and now it's
now again hooking it to Hillary, which maybe she that she paid for it.
But this particular report on ABC, if nothing else, has at least two whip sores that you
may or may not catch. And I do have them isolated.
So we don't have to go back and forth on the clip.
But let's play the dossier fusion report on ABC.
Uh, okay. I don't have that one.
Oh, the dossier. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, the dossier. My mistake. How much of it is true?
Here's ABC's chief investigative correspondent, Brian Ross.
Until now, Hillary Clinton and her campaign team would not admit any connection to the
Trump dossier. The 35 page document prepared by a former British spy alleges the Trump
campaign colluded with the Russians and includes uncorroborated, salacious allegations
about Trump himself. It didn't come out until well after the campaign ended.
It's all fake news. It's phony stuff. It didn't happen.
The dossier on Trump was produced by a Washington based firm called Fusion GPS, which had
actually started digging up dirt on Trump for an unknown Republican during the primaries.
After several Republican candidates dropped out, the Clinton campaign and the Democrats
secretly paid Fusion GPS to continue their research efforts.
The president today said he was a victim. I think it's a disgrace.
Former Clinton campaign spokesperson Brian Fallon says the Democrats did nothing wrong.
I think it's important to remember that opposition research happens all the time in
campaigns. In fact, it's standard practice in campaigns for both parties.
I think it's important to know who paid for this dossier.
What is more important than anything is whether the allegations in the dossier are true.
And now one question is which Republican first started Fusion GPS down the road of
digging up dirt on Trump? Do you know who those Republicans are? Do you have any idea?
I think I would have if if I were to guess I have one name in mind.
Give it to us. It'll probably be revealed.
I wasn't really willing to reveal it himself there. Brian Ross with us tonight.
And we know that Hillary Clinton, the campaign and the DNC helped fund this.
But the question that remains tonight is which Republican opponent in that primary health
funded to right. David? The Democrats say the firm first approached them in early March
last year, which was just after several Republican candidates had dropped out of the race
and their supporters are now the prime suspect David. Hmm.
Before we do anything, what was the name of that?
It would be interesting, I think, to play the big reveal.
Who was that douchebag who was walking around and doing all the interviews about this
dossier? He's like, You know him?
The guy from R.T.? No, no, Kurt.
Is it Kurt something or other? I don't remember this. He's a journalist.
And you know who he is. And you said he's a douchebag. Oh, who was that?
Cause he. Because he was. Oh, jeez. Let me see that douche bag journalism. Yeah, I know.
It's like I got a whole list, a whole clip folder full of that, but.
Oh, man, I can't remember his name. Maybe someone will come up with it in the chat room,
because then we could play that original clip. Cause I'm just looking at dossier.
Uh, no, it's Christopher Steele as the guy who wrote it. But it was. Right.
Who was there was the other guy. It was okay.
Well, I think it was the saw examples that came out of this.
Brian Ross is really good at using them. And by the way, I'm going to maybe start listing
these different journalists and how their what kind of reporting they do on these shows.
And it turns out the one I can't seem to get the goods on.
In other words, he never seems to do this sort of thing.
Mm hmm. Is that guy Jeff Brigades? The gas guy?
The guy he is. I started looking at his stuff.
He's really good at bringing a package together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
I'm. I'm really, really good.
Anyway, so Jeff Bridges on the top of all this is good, guys. So let's listen to.
Here's a good example. This is ABC Whipsaw Fusion GPS.
So this is the first example of what we're talking about here with the whipsaw.
Somebody you make an assertion in the package and then you and then you have a supporting
clip. And the way these guys are doing it, the supporting clip has nothing to do with the
assertion. Here's example number one, the president today said he was a victim.
I think it's a disgrace. Former.
The president said he's a victim and then is saying it's a disgrace.
He didn't say it was he was a victim. No, that's fantastic.
In fact, he never said he was. Why did he why do they do that? What is the point?
Just throwing stuff in. Do you think that really had been doing that on purpose?
And I'm I'm going to use the word narrative.
They have a story to tell and they don't care.
They're not going to let the facts get in the way. Yeah, no kidding.
Nancy Cordes was a better example of this. But let's hear here's the second example, the
same sort of thing where you have an assertion and a clip that doesn't back you up.
Spokesperson Brian Fallon says the Democrats did nothing wrong.
I think it's important to remember that opposition research happens all the time in
campaigns. In fact. Okay, Let me let me let me go.
Spokesperson Brian Fallon says the Democrats did nothing wrong.
I think it's important to remember that opposition research happens all the time in
campaigns. In fact. Okay.
So he's making the assertion that the guy said the Democrats did nothing wrong. Right.
And but the guy is talking about he's doing an exposition on opposition research.
And in fact, he says, if I play that clip out and it's in the main clip, he goes and he
says, it looks like I think you go too far when you have an I.
Six guy involving you using spies to do it.
He actually never said the Democrats did nothing wrong.
I didn't say it in that clip. And he doesn't say it further in the clip. Really?
Yeah. Well, the whole thing is interesting that, you know, we're now calling this oppo
research. Oppo? It's oppo. Oppo from the oppo. We'll call it oppo.
Except if you're Donald Trump's son and you're trying to get oppo research on Hillary
Clinton with the Russians, then it's collusion. It's exactly the same thing, isn't it?
Well, I thought it was slightly it was done differently. It was done.
Donald Trump Jr was sloppy, I think.
And it was it was clumsy. This is pretty slick, this side. Let me see.
We got away with it for so long.
And the name, by the way, was just we we've talked about it before.
The name that Trump wants to give out who started this whole thing, we believe, is Jeb
Bush. Jeb Bush. I have that clip I have here. This is a clip from.
Uh, January 15th was a long time ago. Is this damaging Donald Trump?
I think for the upside, actually. Why not?
This is a Trump insider, Ted Malik on the BBC.
I mean, yesterday it was an incredible news conference, you know, press conference.
And he comes out the winner. He looks confident, he looks robust, he defends himself.
And he actually proves that the new news media, at least some part of it, is trying to
deal with it in what is his presidency is election, and it's doing it for the use of fake
news. If it's not fake news. And we don't know and we don't know.
Let me tell you what the British intelligence told me this morning. Okay?
This person who they know who was in Miami, this is Mr. Steele.
It is Christopher Steele was also an FBI asset at one point in time.
So he has intelligence background, but he was paid by the people that you mentioned who
were working for Jeb Bush in order to discredit him.
The Democrats took over the contract, as you said.
He kept adding to the dossier and using information given to him by the FSB in Russia.
Most of it fabricated. The more he put into the dossier, the more he got paid.
Right. So he made a sensational dossier as far as possible, just like your lawyer charges
you more billable hours in order to get paid more. You said most of it fabricated.
It wasn't fabricated. I don't know what's fabricated and what's not.
You don't know if most of it's fabricated? Well, I mean, the the the stuff that we've
read, the sort of salacious stuff that we've read, some of it might be true.
Well, it is true that Mr. Trump was in Moscow for the Miss Universe contest.
These kinds of things are true, is what I. Okay. Hmm. Jeb, I thought. Yeah.
I want to remind people, this is in January.
We already had in that clip we have the isolation on Jeb Bush.
And he said it was turned over to the Democrats, which all of a sudden is now news.
So we're talking about nine months later, we have all this, you know, all breaking news
that we knew this in January. It wasn't news.
Well, this this is not news. This is a hit job on Hillary.
Let's let's go back to want to go to August or fast forward from January to August, the
clip we played August 24th. It's one thing to have heard rumors in advance about what was
in that intelligence dossier about Trump and Russia.
Those rumors started about a year ago. It's another thing to have seen all that stuff in
black and white once BuzzFeed published it in January.
But the people who commissioned it say now publicly that it's true that that what's in
that dossier is real and can be backed up backed up.
And that case looks like it may soon go public, which is a big deal, because if the
dossier really is right, what it has to say about Trump is not just compromised by a
foreign government, it is overt and knowing collusion in the Russian attack.
Oh, this is so delicious. Too delicious to believe.
I'm enjoying this very much. The thing that gets me about this is that there's no we see
no evidence that Trump is such a pervert that in regards to that and he has said it
publicly a number of times, that he tells his people for the Trump Organization that when
you're in Russia, just assume they're recording everything.
Especially. Yes, he's not. He's because he's a hotel guy. He knows what they do. Yeah.
And he's a hotel guy, knows knows the ropes.
So there's no way he would do this knowing it was being recorded because it just doesn't
make any sense. But just to remind people what what's in the dossier that people like
Rachel MADDOW are always jacked up about and hoping God is true is that he brought a
bunch of hookers into his suite, which coincidentally was the same suite.
Supposedly. We have no proof any of this, the same suite.
The Obamas used a once and he got the hookers to do it.
He said he wanted them to pee on the beds that the Obamas slept in.
Now I'm for one thing, these suites have been two big suites.
Generally speaking, the best bed is the one you want to sleep in.
Why would you have a bunch of hookers peeing in it?
No, this is this is not an outstanding product. Is just a stupid.
Is just stupid. But okay, I'll see how it plays out.
Now, it turns out that Hillary somehow his name has gotten into it as part of getting rid
of Hillary. So I'm I'm defending Hillary for the next few weeks on these things.
And when I see what you mean, you defend, you're defending.
I want to see her run in 2020. Yeah. Yeah, I agree with you.
Okay. You know, I saw I was watching
CNN last night and they were really you know, they had the boards out and the circles and
drawn there. And they leave Podesta out of everything.
They they show they'd leave him out.
But they they were really going after her.
Now, that was only on Anderson Cooper show, which may tell us something.
But yeah, he's more of the he's more he's probably the highest up as a, as an asset.
Why? He's a CIA guy. We know. We know he. We know he worked for the CIA.
Yeah. So he would be he would be taking orders.
And this appears to be the orders of the day. Yeah.
Besides slamming Trump for various things, I want to get this Hillary thing is becoming a
problem.
We, the Democrats, do not want her running at 80 years old or whoever she's going to be.
She'll be what she's 74. Should be 74. Not only that, here's Senator Joe Manchin.
Manchin from West Virginia.
I want Hillary Clinton to come campaign for you in West Virginia.
Wouldn't be wise for Hillary to come to West Virginia.
It wouldn't be a good thing for her or for me.
First of all, the Clintons are friends of mine. They've been friends of mine.
You know, and you can separate friendship from politics. Surely you can't.
And if you can't today, then what's happened to the whole political process that we're in
with that? You know, they've always known West Virginia.
They worked when I was governor because of Arkansas being similar demographics.
So we had a great relationship, just things that were said.
It was just very harmful and very hard to justify or say she made a big mistake and it
was wrong. That's all I can say with that. You don't throw friendships out just because
someone says something you approve or you disagree with them.
I don't think friendships and I've said everything I say or everything I do.
No, no, she's still my buddy. I just don't want her to campaign for me. Just stay away.
Stay away with your toxic ness. Go away. It's.
It's a beautiful show of crap. It's just unbelievable. This is.
It's a beautiful time to be alive. It's a great time. No construction.
How much longer? I mean, how much? What are they going to have to do?
So Hillary just gets out of the way. She doesn't seem to show any indications of it.
Bill has tried to get her just, you know, not go this way.
Didn't like the book is probably they probably had arguments over it.
She has got a machine in place.
The way she sees it, it's a crappy machine because they can't seem to win it.
Yeah, but this machine is all these women that are all these experts.
I can name a few of them. And she just doesn't. She doesn't want to give up.
The machine shows this machine can win this all.
Don't just fluke Did this idiot Trump got in. Unbelievable.
So she's going to stick with it. But they're going to keep blasting or this is going to
be will we be the only ones to notice this? And we'll keep keep reporting on.
The other guys are playing it straight. Yeah. Who are the other two straight?
I mean, they're going after Hillary and this is the, you know, the great this is how the
Democrats must operate, the liberal media.
They're going after this poor woman just to keep her out of the scene.
Well, stop, stop, stop. You said this poor woman. You really are defending her.
Oh, yes. Why? Because someone's got someone has to.
You know, it's because one of the things we do is we look at the unfairness and this and
the skew of the media. And when you spot something like this, absolutely.
There's just point doing this just out of sheer meanness to get rid of this woman because
she they hate her or they just they say, hey, look, you had your shots.
You took two of them. You're not Harold Stassen.
There's a reference for somebody out there. I've No, I need to hear you. Get out.
Yes, well, I like that you're doing that. That's. That's.
Yeah, that's very fair. That's a good that's a good point.
I mean, I'm I have to say, I'm just, you know, I think it's kind of cool.
All of this is happening. It's a great time to be deconstructing, that's for sure. Yeah.
And we shall see what they do. And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage to
say in the morning to you, John. See will see stands for celebrating ten years Dvora in
the morning to you Mr. Adam Curry also in the morning shifts since he boots on the
ground, feet in the air, subs in the water and all the dames and all the knights out
there. I am going to stop right there. Think by.
All right, everybody braces. Everybody.
And in the morning, everybody in the chat room, no agenda Streamcam.
And want to thank everyone who has been showing up for all of these years in our chat
room. No agenda Streamcam also would like to thank Gitmo Slave and Mr. Oil, who settled a
lot of the initial infrastructure up back in the days when I was in Los Angeles.
And I want to thank cesium 137. He brought us the artwork for episode nine or seven five
DOS, which we may have spelled in an alternative spelling, but we liked it and this was
the appropriate and applicable for today's show as well.
It was the the No Agenda night kind of buried amongst a whole bunch of night swords.
And we have another quite a list today as well.
Remember, this is a celebration of the producers of this program, the way our value for
value model works, which should know how we implemented that pretty soon, didn't we?
Within like the first three months, I think of the show, not not the value for value.
We started asking for donations. Wasn't not within three months. I think it was maybe.
No, I think it was later. Later than that. Yeah, I do remember the phone call.
I was in New York, I think. And you said you called me.
I was there on business. He said, I think this model will work.
I think we could actually do it. It'll take a while.
And, you know, now we're talking eight years ago at least.
But I think we'd probably do it and and maybe three, four years after that, I was able to
eat my airplane and do the show at the same time. Yeah.
It took a it was a it was a found. There's two foundational aspects to it.
One was developing the knighthood model and the other was developing the executive
producer model and then and then the executive producer.
And that made I think that made a huge difference because now it now it changed the game
of fight of the operation in such a way.
That's really how people that you have something to shoot for. Right.
Well that came in when when Sir G I think Mr. Gene who suggested we he said, Hey, I'm a
knight. Now what? So what do you mean? Now what? Where do I go from here?
So I don't know. And then you came up with the whole peerage list?
Well, I started doing some research I looked into.
This should be for show 200, by the way. Okay.
I started looking into the peerages of different countries, Russia, Austria-Hungary.
And I chose the British model. Is it just because we know all those names?
Earl, Viscount, all those sort of things. Right. And.
And I did. I came up with the formula for How do you get there? Right.
Which is still what we use under divorce dot org slash peerage.
I went looking for yesterday.
Someone had a question and I just did slash peerage and I got 404.
I'm like, Oh my God, He really has a team, doesn't he?
Yeah, it's really true. No other way to get there.
And the work that organizer put on by you. No, no, no. This is part of our thing, man.
No way. I like it.
And so then it then, you know, we had it went kind of went from there. And we.
But today is a good example.
After ten years of what can be achieved when everybody jumps.
And of course, it was on sale. So it's two for once you get twice as much bang for your
buck as it were in, which became very appealing to a lot of people.
We have hundreds and hundreds of people that jumped in on this 10th year anniversary
celebration, which is what it is.
We're going to thank every one of them that came in over $50.
As usual, this is going to take three or four segments.
And if you're new to the show and someone said, hey, you should come on.
Listen, these no agenda, guys, this is not representative necessarily of a typical
program. I say the beginning of the show was the rest of the show is going to be mostly
thanking people with breaks in between. I've read a lot of these notes as they came in,
and some of them are extremely endearing.
Some of them are just mind boggling, some of them and a lot of them very entertaining.
So I'm happy. And again, you know, this is this is a celebration of the people who
produce this podcast and have been producing it with us, many from episode number one who
have been listening and jumped on and supported the work as soon as they could.
Since we don't we've never taken advertising. So shall we begin the beginning?
Yes. Let's start with our top guy cat assertion.
Mortgages, as a matter of fact came in I actually printed is not actually easier read by
the way I do have a few anonymous people. I forgot to put that in there on our break.
They I would I hope this doesn't. Yeah. I'll try to keep tabs on it as we go.
Okay. Some people they said to stuff in this and I want to be anonymous and they said it
is a separate email.
This is not the way to do it right so it's not uses here are currently a baronet.
I think I found a loophole in the donation policy I was waiting to try this with.
This is very funny. You know, by the way, he donated $2,050.
I found a loophole.
He but the current two four offers forced me to push up my plans and donate early.
Although I live in a FEMA region for I'm donating 2000 Canadian dollar through the PayPal
currency exchange to increase my overall two for one contribution to 4000.
Please use 3000 to take me to my account and apply the remaining 1000 to Uncle Bob of
unincorporated to CARE DeKalb County or DeKalb to plead his first knighthood.
I've also included the extra 50 to convert $2 aspect to real dollars for you and Adam.
Okay. I don't know what he's talking about. This knighting will be a surprise for him, so
please knight him temporarily as Sir Uncle Bob until request otherwise.
Okay, gentlemen, how do you reject my loophole? Please double the ten. Six or six.
Okay, we week whatever. It's fine. Is fine for jingles.
I'd like to request Hillary to delicious to eat.
Hillary too Delicious. What was his choice?
He said, I want Hillary and two delicious to believe.
Cut off a few seconds early by two to the head, little girl. Yeah.
And karma. Okay, let me see if I can do that. It's almost too delicious to use.
Well, I tried. You've got karma.
Like. Edit that on the fly. Curry. You could do anything again. Yes.
Kevin Chappelle comes in with 1600 dollars.
She's fantastic. The No. Jenny's show has been my biweekly dose of sanity and the only
constant in my life for the last eight years, making me one of the biggest douchebags in
the world. Because apparently this is his first donation.
And please accept this donation as the first on my path to be to deduction.
I mean, you've been d deuced.
Jingles that you want, said Trump's jobs, jobs, jobs and the economy.
And thank you very much.
He will be knighted, Sir Kevin Chappelle, which I'm sure is available.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. That's good for jobs.
You've got karma.
Look at the list. They got a check. Onward to.
Oops, this year was a big sell, so I got to move.
Now this is just going to take forever. I'm sorry. That's all right. This is anonymous.
Going to be a long show. It's not necessary to read my note or play any jingles.
Just want to return value for value. This is anonymous from No.
Oh, yeah. Anonymous. Last name. It's Greg. There you go, Greg. Anonymous. Last name.
I just want return value for which I've received. Thanks to you both.
You've opened my eyes to a lot of stuff over the years, and while that can be
infuriating, it does allow me to throw out some real zingers on occasion that end up
making my day. Hey, you know what? You take what you can.
Thanks for the opportunity for this insta barony.
I would like to be knighted Sir Gregg of historic no crossed nor cross with the
corresponding protectorate of historic Norcross.
Absolutely. All right, you got it, Greg. No problem.
All right, Onward to J. Duke. Julius 1500.
Julian. Duke. Julian, Julian. Julian.
Sorry, I do have a note from you about James is on his emails. J Just powdered.
J You know, I'm looking at that. It's, I have a binder.
I feel like one of the I have a binder of these notes.
And so, and they do alphabetical. So I flipped to D and here it is how long this was.
I had to do something besides shuffle papers.
It's in a, it's in a binder. That's what they use them. Long time.
Boehner, who was first hit in the mouth by Jackie, was a guess and the quick Quit and the
Twit show circa 2011. I stopped listening to that show once.
Soup chose stupidity over good content and declared the great buzzkill persona non grata.
This has been my wish to avoid the long run up to knighthood by donating at the instant
level via bank draft to avoid the pay pal vig on your end.
But inertia is evil. So he went to PayPal anyway. Yeah, that's a double up offer.
Proof too delicious to resist and sufficient to overcome my long suffering inertia
affliction with this donation. Along with your generosity, I'm finally in the position to
be deduced and acquire a bearing in the process. Hold on.
I know you've been d douche. That's done.
I don't know if he's on the list. You may have to add this one because it's on a note.
I humbly submit.
Make this an upgrade claim for title of Serve visa via Visa of Monterey County.
The ten counties of all to California, south of the 36th Parallel in the Baja Peninsula.
With all due deference to Baron Sir Boris Soft Mironov and Sir Brian Ferguson, as my
travels regularly find me in these counties throughout the year, I'm able to reject my
influence upon those I survey. Congratulations on ten years.
Just another ten he So he needs to be on the Tonight list on the night list.
Okay. And I'll put him in here.
Just serves Julian Duke. Yes. Or Visa.
Or Visa. Okay. And then he's also upgraded immediately to bear on a minor account.
Okay. Hold on, sir. He's. Barron.
Okay. Okay. And that should do it. And we'll give him a deduction, and I get some karma.
Well, you already deduced that we did that. Oh, I'd never mind that.
And he didn't ask for karma. Right.
And if you don't ask any more, you don't get it because you don't need it.
Well, now you know. And now I have to give it to him. I know. I feel bad.
You've got karma, Marco.
It's not service. Cerveza. O Cerveza. It's a beer.
Gag. Yeah. De conserve mesa. That's funny.
Somebody in the chat room? Yes, of course we did. This is the only way the show works.
No, it can't work without the chatroom. I just be. No, no, no, no.
It's much more important than you know. Eh, Marco? Magnanimous.
Uh oh. Says anonymous keepers.
Oh, yeah. That's funny. Name. Okay, let me just scroll around.
I thought I had a printed out note for Marco, though.
That is Marco Di, magnate magnet, magnanimous the night of the new tree ere.
Trier, Trier, Trier. Try your Trier. I don't know.
Please. I play de douche for ten years of no ten years of no donations.
Yeah. And trains good. Planes bad.
You've been to do all the board trains, good, planes bad.
All right. Yes, a lot of these big donors have never donated.
I think that's that's very interesting. It's very hard to say.
They wait for the 10th year or two for these guys. Don't stay for ten years.
I'm not giving them a nickel. Sure, Richard.
One, two, three, four, five, six. Just call me Richard. No.
Last name is Sam from Kentucky. Okay.
I'm requesting is their original job is karma the original job?
Scott was a double down four donation. I'll be a9k night crew.
All right. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma.
Okay, I got to go through the notes. I got sourcing.
Good luck, says Peter Norwood. Oh, no. You have Harold Costner. Okay, Got it.
Yes. I'm looking for. I can't find his note. Great. I hate it when that happens.
I had it in here, but I don't think so.
All right, well, I'll try to dig it up for later to the later part of the show.
All right. But we want to thank you for one, two, three, four, five, six.
And he's in New York. Onward.
Peter Norwood. 1000. Ten. Ten.
Which isn't a palindrome. It's just a lot of tens. Ten. Ten, ten. Hey, I get it.
Great. Ten, ten, ten. Happy 10th anniversary.
I've been listening to this show. 2010 is about damn time I achieved knighthood.
Please knight me as Sir Peter Norwood.
Quick shout out as Sir Gordon Federer who fret. Federer.
Some. Federer, Federer, Federer. You hit me in the mouth to mouth.
And Sir Christopher Hefele, whom I hit in the mouth.
Can I get a Hillary laugh, too? They had a little girl here and some jobs.
Carmen Yang.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. That's good for jobs.
You've got karma. And Barris love marrying off comes in with attend to serve
Paris who's been mentioned earlier. Ten, ten, ten another 1010, ten. Very creative.
We didn't even suggest that, but it's a good idea.
Send some health, karma and congratulations for ten years. Karma.
You've got karma.
And it's interesting how the arrow keys work.
Sir James Doebbler. Doebbler are from Wylie, Texas.
Gentlemen, congratulations on ten years of TB to you.
Thank you for your courage and for having us all along. For the ride.
You make an outstanding media deconstruction product which would never have been possible
without advertising or with advertising.
A true testament to your V for V model. Look forward to another decade of the show.
Please stay away from hot tubs with this double dip double dip donation of ten 1010 I
achieve Baron status.
Unfortunately, this complicates the relationship with our long term girlfriend Elise.
Turns out there's a lot of societal pressure against a baron marrying anyone less than a
dame, and she is currently a lowly douchebag.
I've been hitting her in the mouth repeatedly, so hopefully she donates and we can get
hitched. The couple who donates together stays together. That's probably true.
Yeah. Title change We'd like to known henceforth as Sir James Doubler, Baron of Class G
airspace Due Diligence.
I called the FAA and they confirmed it is currently uncontrolled. He can.
Yeah, that's good. You can. You can control the uncontrolled airspace jingle requests bro
and goat birthday request ten your call out for the No Agenda show.
Thank you very much, sir, for your courage and for your support to be here.
Bro, you've got karma.
Anonymous in Clinton, Montana. 1000 been a douche bag since Joe ten finally got along.
A guy going with a monthly subscription to continue supporting the show and I would like
to be knighted. Or you'd be knighted.
We don't know what your total is, but you going to be knighted for sure, sir.
Me some place. The Great. Oh, wait. Oh, is.
I'm not seeing it here. Hold on, sir. Me someplace. This is from.
I have Anonymous. Where are you on the spreadsheet? I'm on Anonymous.
Okay. What's their mission? Plus. Oh. Oh, sir. Mise en place.
Oh, okay. Sorry. I'm just as bad as you sometimes. Hey.
Thanks for the continual sanity. It was a magical shapeshifting juice and Campari of.
For the same thing. Just thrown this way.
Shape shifting. Jimmy Wales.
I and Rand. Brian of London. O'Brien of London.
Ring of Honor came in as Brian of London.
Please award a knighthood for me, Sir Brian of London.
Now living and get Mo Nation falafel. And for my father could you could be any number of
countries for my father to be known as sir law.
Also in Gitmo nation falafel, who now listens religiously after he fled Gitmo nation East
and Islamization Islam zation. Wow.
A brian Brian lives in. Let me let me get this straight. He lives in israel.
Brian of london lives in the uk. Right. It's israel. So that's what it's called falafel.
Got it. Please give a douche bag call out to Sir Jono for still standing.
Good on the world cinema trip. Bet I won when Trump won a year ago.
Not sure what that all means. Finally, give us shapeshifting juice. Coincidentally, huh?
Back to real news.
In American legal karma for the three year arbitration hell I've been in.
It should end any day now.
For the sentencing just to run away from us.
The shape shifting genes.
And now back to regular my sister.
We will call them to the gate.
Tell ice this is good.
You've got karma. All right. Okay, onward.
This is Larry. Just Larry. Beverly Hills. He.
He sent two $500 checks in and he sent a note with it, which should be saying Johnny has
note. I don't see that. Please find and close to Jackson the amount of 500 each for two
knighthoods during your 10th anniversary. Special knighthoods are for myself and my 17
year old son, who has been listening to the best podcasts in the universe for near year
long. Nearly as long as I have.
I request a deduction for only myself as my son has been an innocent bystander.
The two of us have relied on your little podcast to help and quotes to help bring clarity
and sanity to lives that are surrounded by chaos and stupidity and increasingly so at an
alarming rate. My hope, by the way, is in Beverly Hills. Nice touch.
My whole life I have tried to evaluate outside the box.
Something has always been with me, and I'm grateful that my son seems to have picked it
up, even though he is engulfed by a sterilized and sanitized life thanks to a pathetic
media crappy core and a narcissistic environment.
I hope I'm very happy that my son and his friends have no interest in all that in the
face bag which I have, which I affectionately call the Roman Colosseum of our day.
It would be just really funny. It would be nice if his peers and and generation could see
beyond the stage all the way the way my son does. Here's hoping they get woke.
No agenda. The two of you, the producers, the whole community play an important part in
helping keep our heads clear and questioning. Thank you for having this double.
Your donation allows me to share this special event with my son.
The last few years I've been a little rough with the job loss and other financial
setbacks I was saving for knighthood for my son.
I figured he's the future and he deserved it.
First, I'm grateful and honored that we can do it this together.
But the comedy, I think you to put this on a list, I'm sure it's not on there.
I might be on there because I did specifically send it. Okay.
You're editorial. Okay.
I would like to compliment the two of your outstanding broadcast program.
I listen to a lot of podcasts, and this has been for a long time, way before it became a
thing. Adam, your technical expertise plus commentary and John, your editorial expertise
plus commentary, Make no agenda the best I have ever experienced.
You're not just podcasters. As if there's anything wrong with that.
You are providing the meeting place where we can all think Bravo regulations on ten
years. Now the knighting you got Max or Dragon Heart night of the game mode.
Yes, I have that care of Larry and Larry or hashtag No Night of the Hungry Ghosts.
The system works great. There's got to request one from Max Drone again.
Naturally. And one for him. I've got ants. Okay.
This one I obviously have to look up since I didn't have that one again.
And ants patrol guy.
I got to answer. Two hands.
You've got karma.
I don't know if I got aunts and karma.
Aunts and grandma Anthony Jenkins had 999. I'm going to start making sure these guys are
not didn't send that last minute anonymous thing in 1999.
As you're doubling this amount, I'm hoping you're feeling generous enough to throw me two
pennies to bring me up to double pennies to bring me up to the round two k.
Okay. There is more. And let me dig deep in the pocket.
I think I better go. One there. By the way, while I'm reading this, you should look
around because somebody is asking for a half pence. Coming up. Oh, for my title.
I like to be known as Baron Octane. I got nothing better to do here.
Yeah, I'll just. I'll just shift away. Yeah, I'll just find the half pence.
Go watch some Rachel MADDOW are are doing that. Okay. And Baronet octane of Cambridge.
And I want to be buried in active, active Cambridge in the UK.
I'm betting you have quite a lot to read through. Yes. For this show.
So I'll keep it short. Like a fine wine or probably most fine wines.
John, You guys continue to improve with age, and I can't wait to see what the next ten
years will bring. Please give us everyone some karma which continues to work and if
possible, dust off a couple of old jingles that we haven't heard for recently so we can
reminisce about the simpler past times. Love light eternal.
Thanks to what you guys do from your loyal slave in Brexit.
Danny Yeah, and yeah, it's really complicated when people ask that during a show like
today. Yeah, because pretty much everything's being played, I guess.
Yeah, Well, I'll tell you what now. Don't tell me anything.
I'm just going to grab something. Is grab just a bit too randomly.
To the gate, to the gate, to the claim of the right with that one is determined and.
Got it. All right. By the way. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Climate breakdown, farmer. You've got karma. All right.
I was thinking of the slime. Slime through minute.
Just the other day I said we should play that again. I really like it. It's good.
We need more swine flu so we can play the jingle. Yeah. It's not going to happen.
I'm all in. Anonymous. 976 No note that I know of.
Wait, you missed Kirk Kirk and 1999.
I was waiting for show 999, which was going to be 999.
But with the double down deal and 10th anniversary show I must give now, if you throw in
your $0.02, it's still good.
You know, I got $0.28. Like I could give a penny to put me in a barren status.
I would like to lay claim to the genesis. Genesee. Genesee.
Genesee. Venice. Genesee Valley. Got it? Yeah. Ten more years. Okay, You got it.
Anonymous note. Anonymous does have a note. It's funny. I should read this.
Thanks for everything you do twice weekly to support our collective sanity because of the
10th anniversary Super discount sale. I am able to be insta knighted while simultaneously
donating the show number 976 and that is 976 dollars.
Oh yeah. There's a great note. Thought I'd have to wait until next year to do this.
I hereby request to be dubbed Sir donates the fucking show number if in the hopes of
inspiring others. Do. Exactly. Excuse me. Or at least to make Adam slightly uncomfortable
when he has fucking with that means please de douche me play. Oh, my God.
That's amazing. Ooh. Yeah, I hadn't gotten that one yet. And.
What else does he want? And I'm looking at the next note. I don't have it. I have.
I have amazing little gear. Yeah. And any car?
Uh, no. Okay, no problem. Oh, my God. That is amazing.
Why, thank you, Anonymous, for your donation.
And yes, I shall. I shall knight you. As with your title, sir. No worries.
And no worries. Very funny.
By the way, Elizabeth Johnson, Parts Unknown USA.
It's eight 3398 3394.
My husband Keith and I made a very first donation to you about eight years ago.
We first started dating and Adam called us to No Agenda Love Connection.
Oh, I listen from day one. You can remember that from day one and myself, since 2009, we
have donated as we could over time and decided to take advantage of this offer.
When we realized that the show has been there for us through nine years of living the
American dream together, no agendas on the background during good times.
It saves our sanity in bad times and is the voice of reason when we are among the masses.
For our breakdown. He's got it all here.
We would like to request titles of Dame Elizabeth. I think it's on there.
Mm hmm. Dame Elizabeth Ann, sir. Big Johnson.
Yeah, I got that one.
Love you, said Johnson of the Hudson Valley, Big Johnson of the Hudson Valley.
As far as we can tell, there are no other representations in this area of New York.
That's where I would heart movement began.
We will protect this territory of our great Gitmo nation.
Together, we'd like to add bourbon and Beccles to the roundtable.
He is an engineering and literally he's an engineer, literally adding a Becca from the
root article of the five types of Becky. And I'm requesting extra bourbon to politically
sip when people are kind of racist as Becca's up do.
But she's considered someone I guess please play some combination of don't RAF look at
the Jews resist re much and John singing I'm.
I'm on the stoop long enough. Why are you laughing?
Shut up. Shut up. Oh, my gosh.
Can you see that? You see this?
We much We must and we will much about that.
Committee. Hello? Hello? It's me.
It's me. And here I sit on the stoop.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's mostly jobs. You stopped by my.
Next on the list is make sure I'm correct here.
Benjamin Shirky, $789.10 Happy TNT about the best podcast Universe.
Donations for double credit is much appreciated.
For those who are experiencing late stage millennial ism, startup and general karma,
please. Much obliged. Thank you very much. You've got karma.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Bill Walsh and Catherine Lowe. Bill Ayers is the author of The Ants Mix.
Oh, I believe I believe he makes that. You want to read this one?
Sure I will. Gentlemen, I've been a monthly donor for about a year now.
But with this amazing deal on knighthoods to celebrate ten years of talk to you, how
could I resist ponying up for a knighthood?
I have a long history with no agenda, though. Until today, mostly non-financial.
I'm the guy who blew the lid off John's. Yeah. Yeah.
Shyster character saying was actually impersonation of the Weasel from the old Warner
Brothers cartoon. I'm amazed at how many people request the song and enjoy the time when
Adam was getting a little sick of playing it until listeners started saying he full on
hated the song. Got so much controversy for such a little ditty.
Have John's friends heard? I got an So here you go. Or has Mimi heard?
Yes it's a fan favorite. The song kind of makes it sound like John is living in squalor.
So I wonder what others might think. Is that the response you get from people?
No. How come? John in California, there's not a person that lives around here that
doesn't have an ant problem. This is a problem that we have in this state.
And it's not not in Washington, because they don't have those Argentinean ants.
But no, no, nobody thinks anything other than our unless something about how come John
never talks about being the gadfly and being targeted by the Unabomber.
Huh? I don't know anything about John. Were you shitting yourself?
Do you think he'd be amazed how agreeable you are with some of the things he wrote about,
even though he wants to blow you up? Huh? Did the Unabomber come after you?
No. That's very strange. I don't know what his references do.
It's probably some some secondary gag.
My girlfriend Katherine listens to the show too. Informed women are fucking hot.
Someone ought to marry her. She's also getting in on this amazing deal.
I will become a dame later today, too.
I'm calling Alex as cesky out as a douche bag.
Bag? I know there's a Thursday night out there, so for my network, I want to be served
Saturday night. I think that's taken. I'm pretty sure.
Hmm. Oh, wait. He says. He says you sent me a jingle. Sir, Saturday night.
Could you just finish this? No, I'll just check for that for a second. Oh, I'm on that.
Onward. Go ahead. Did you do the douche bag? I know I dirty.
I did the douche bag, but he says that he sent me.
I know there's a Thursday night discriminating. Going to be Saturday night.
I've also sent in my jingle, which should be played any time I'm mentioned on the show.
Well, we only do that for Duke's, by the way. Please give me new horse karma.
Katherine and I are still looking for our first house together. Good for you.
Slaves can get used to mac and cheese jingle, which is another great John song.
And my Saturday night jingle. Saturday night jingle wave for my ego.
Okay, so it's just downloading for some reason. I have it.
I have the jingle, but I don't know why it's and it doesn't want to download from the
email. Okay. So he wants mac and cheese.
Shoot. I wish I could get his, uh. It's just not happening.
I'll play it as soon as it's downloaded.
You slaves can get me the Mac and just the mac and cheese.
Macaroni and cheese shatter melted together. Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. You've got karma.
That's the oddest thing. The email is pretty old, like three days old, and it's just
sitting there preparing to download, so I don't know.
Yeah, we'll get it to your Mac faster. Fernando de las Reyes in Sierra Vista, Arizona.
750 It should bring me right up to Barron.
I'd like Cochise County as my excuse me as my territory.
From 1 to 10 to white from I oh, from I-10 to the wall.
Oh, I tend to the wall. The big wall. Keep up the good work. Happy birthday much.
Ben pillow is $750 parts unknown.
You have helped me understand the world better as well as entertain me.
I would like to be sure a dude named Ben, if that's not taken you.
I have a feeling that one's taken. I don't know. How about a dude named Ben again?
I do need Ben again. You got it. Perfect. That's what you're going to get?
Yeah, which would be fine.
Yes, In fact, it's actually better because it's got a little rhythm to it.
Cameron Smith. I mean, he was second series six that came through.
I'm looking at the anonymous list. Cameron Smith 700 from along.
There are New Zealand. Down the sticks.
Whangarei, Whangarei, Whangarei.
I'm actually donating a little more than $1,000 my Kiwi pesos.
Hopefully it will cover your PayPal fees. I would like to take advantage of your amazing
ten year anniversary offer to obtain two knighthoods.
One from my estranged wife, Anna, who, for now, until she chooses her own name, will be
known as Dame Anna of Brazil, protector of the ugly cash from his
estranged wife. And one of the cats had something to do with it.
And there are ugly as he thinks I would like to be. No, Duchess.
If she listens, I would like to be known as a lone knight of the salt marsh of the winter
List North. That's the Cavaleiro solitaire for you or something.
I again, is all. Yes, all mangled things. Beginning your dinner days.
Salmon bear? No, in Portuguese. My wife is from Brazil.
If possible, I'd like a wee bingo boom shark. Alaska and a healing karma for all.
Thanks for the wonderful ten years and many decades of wokeness to come.
Please stay woke. Thanks, Cameron. And thank you, Cameron.
Debbie Dingell eating chocolate and Alaskan candy.
You've got karma. Yes.
Jonathan Marks is here with from Huisman.
We quiz in Netherlands 666.66 Appropriate.
Hi, John and Adam. I'm a British expat.
I like it based in the Netherlands, not too far from Hollywood.
This place is What's Hollywood? That's the Hollywood of the Netherlands.
It's called Hilversum. So people call it Hollywood.
The whole place is falling apart. And the creative Get the hell out of Hilversum.
I've been listening regularly for a few months and I've rediscovered the show, and I
especially enjoyed your angle on Las Vegas and all the nonsense around North Korea.
I was encouraged to apply for the Night special because of the fantastic resource you
have given the world. The show Note Archive is a brilliant gift to humanity.
Oh, thank you.
So I thought it would contribute to make sure it never disappears into planet Earth.
Please give me a deduction and three jingles I haven't heard in a while.
Buffoonery, climate, haiku and game of drones.
I don't know that word for another three. What do you mean? The Game of Thrones?
We don't have a game of drones. You're not. You're asking the wrong guy.
I know what he means. Yes, I know what he means. Here we go.
Okay, We can do this. Can I not suggest it? Actually? This is about buffoonery.
And ultimately, buffoonery should not be met with the blunt instrument of a van.
But with the classic British response of ridicule haiku for slaves.
Too delicious to believe. Can you see that? Jews?
Speaking of such, are you ready? That's the wrong one. What is this?
Here it is. Win, lose or draw.
You start on my father's side, you forget that it's one of your favorites.
I know. It's been so long. Yeah. Sean $658.61. Some more in the United States.
Parts unknown, actually. In the United States. Nice name, sir.
Sean of the cisgendered Third world jungle Message.
Thanks for all you do as well as a take on American news.
I really appreciate the European analysis that you do.
If I can give a shout out to a charity, I like it.
Give a shout out to the Territorio, the zygote days or the land of the strays in Costa
Rica. There are a dog shelter that survives on donations.
If you are a dog lover and you plan on going to Costa Rica, they have public walks in the
mountains with well over 800 dogs. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Highly recommended karma for all. You got it.
You've got karma.
Okay.
Javy. $653.83 from Osaka.
Yes. Item from Osaka. Home of the IATA airport code item.
Is that right? That's correct, yes. This is really nice.
Bill and Javy are hereby making a joint donation to bring us both to the night level
accounting to follow earlier this year. Thanks for the inspiration of hashtag to you Bill
and Javy found that the 33rd ham license exam was being held at Eric Hall in Kobe, Japan.
We knew this was a sign we just getting we decided to follow in Adam's footsteps.
And John's, I should say. Oh, and Adam's footsteps.
And take the tech and general test at the same time.
After getting some crappy initial call signs from the FCC, we decided it was only
appropriate to get Vanity No agenda call signs.
So Bill is w one item Whiskey one India Tango Mike and JV is
W five item whiskey five item. How about that?
Wow. 73 is 73 kilo five alpha. Charlie Charlie says thank you for ten years of amygdala
fitness Bill hopes to be served Bill of Osaka JV request to become Sir JD We'd like to
hear the hams are going to save the world Pupu some servers go scream.
We look forward to a life of servitude under Tae Mastered in Sir Marco.
Yes, you do. When the apocalypse comes.
Where are the guys who are going to save the world, right?
You know you've got karma.
Sir John Earl of the Federal Reserve District seven.
Thanks for the greatest podcast in yours. And listen, since episode numbers were single,
digits and content quality just keeps getting better and better.
Well, if you started back then, that's for sure.
We'd like to celebrate with the Hillary cackle goats in my screen.
Just don't laugh and a goat scream. It was a combo.
You got close enough with that.
Why are you all up with the evil witch? Shut up. I pretty.
Shut up. There you go. Thank you very much. Okay.
Nathan Hodge. $550 in Laguna. Something.
One of the Lagunas over there in California. They're going to beach, Laguna Hills.
They're going to whatever First to allow Adam time.
I'd like to request a Yoko Ono singing out, cut short by two shots to the head with a
little girl. Yay! Nice. All right, gentlemen, the Mounties should put me in a knighthood,
as possibly the knighted as Sir racer Nate, where I worked for five of us that are
regular listeners. As far as I know, I'm the first first knight.
Please give a shout out to my fellow race engine builders.
Oh, that's a pretty cool job. Rich engine builder, acid test that's high.
And I like that. Lenny The c j r the one who punched me in the mouth.
Tom. Donny, get some. Thank you for what you do, guys.
In the morning, Love and light. Nathan Hodge Did you skip? Charles Pell I think he did.
Okay. Charles Peale actually in Man Man Cato, Minnesota.
Forgive me, godfather and buzzkill for I've seen it's been over seven years of listening
without a D doing well. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa, maxima culpa.
He says, I look forward to as many shows as you can continue to create long live the best
podcasting universe with your generous bug off offer. I would like to be knighted.
Surreptitious, surreptitious. Nice.
A deduction is much overdue and some dog showing karma would be appreciation.
You've been deduced.
You've got karma racing engines. Nine Sir
Doug the former San sailors night is some time ago as you're baby making karma which
worked. All I want is I'm sorry. Nathan Hodge wanted Yoko cutting off and on to do the
hair in a Yeah, that shouldn't take too long to do I.
Offensive to the head. There we go. Two little girls instead of it.
All right. Got it. But they do like to do if buttons worked.
Yeah, sure, Doug. The farmers and sailors stands. Two, five, four, three, two, one.
I was needed some time ago for baby making karma, which worked.
Who knew? I had to specify before making karma too.
I had a special five be home back since I was not sure what he's talking about, but I bet
somebody does. I'll tell you, I guess since it wasn't a request that he didn't get one,
call them in perforate. After many surgery, though, surgeons were in Cincinnati,
children learning to manage his bowels, namely with enemas there.
Great group with that, please. Night, my son, sir. And my.
Oh, my God. This poor guy or kid? Yeah.
I request karma for him and definitely for everything since I felt something.
I left something out last time. And for me, because his mom and I are divorcing.
Stay away from the.
That's bash divorced four men firm V a b, c h divorce from men from don't.
Sounds like a bad Yelp review.
Yes, they have lacked attention to detail. In my case, they charged me for everything,
including corrections to their own errors and doing it all so I would turn them in for
that. By the way, they're totally there if their lawyers. Yeah, there's courts for that.
Totally boards. And there's boards. You get in boards. Yes.
I don't see my wife will find any law. She's always trying to get guys disbarred.
I should have looked at mediation.
I'm in a 75 case with the undocumented and a contested divorce.
And so the Navy thought it was funny to send me on a ship.
Sir Doug, the former Stan Sailor. Okay. All right.
You got to do something just to karma. Karma, I think. Yeah. Here we go.
You've got karma.
Sir. Sir. Hey, Lydiate. Hey.
Hey, idiot! Five, four, three, two, one. You credit the count down to donation.
Seven, nine, seven, six, three, five, four, three, two, one. Happy 10th.
Boys, I believe this makes me a baron.
With doubling, I would request a Diablo Valley and Black diamond mines of California.
No jingles. Oh, thank. Think beautiful. Mm hmm. Okay.
Uh, you get the next one? Yes, I do. Forgive me.
Godfather, I have gone nearly a year without donating, but do rhymes with Jew.
This is from Rob. Do. Oh, Rob, do. A producer from Infowars.
Du rhymes with juice.
So I jumped at the chance to become an instant hit for your 10th anniversary special.
Please wish my beautiful baby girl Paisley a happy birthday, a recently turned two.
And please call out Michael Zimmerman as a douche bag bag.
Thanks for the media assassination. Excellent choice of clips.
In a world with millions of outlets and choices you are.
You two are the gold standard for info topped with a bit of curmudgeon.
I would like to be known as Cirque du Night Knight of Four Strings, funk for kids and
time travel. Time travel. Jingle requests.
What do we have happen with the Constitution?
Chem trails, Resist rematch. Always a super favorite.
Isn't that, uh. Where's the resist? Uh, okay.
And what's the service goat? Okay, so we get my resist, get the service goat, and
the only thing I need is a Kim tree.
The prosecution can play a new one.
Nice. Forgot this one.
Come on up. There we go. Yep, yep, yep.
You have to figure out what are we doing here? And you're right. Oh, Jesus.
I got to get the right resist. You've got karma.
Is very odd. This resist will not stick in the folder.
I don't know exactly how to explain what's happening. Well, resist. We must.
We must. And we will much about that.
Be committed. There you go. All right. Thank you very much, Rob.
I'll see you soon, I'm sure. Sure. Kevin McLaughlin, 512 bucks.
Look, North Carolina ITM with this donation of 2 to 1 to the ninth power 512 falling on
the 10th anniversary show, now being double up to two to the 10th power 1024 The grand
total of the grand total accounting below now brings you to a5x knighthood.
Viscount. The Viscount, right? Allows for an expanded barony.
I shall release my current protectorate of Boris County, Northern California, northern
North Carolina, and proclaim Luna, commonly known as the Moon.
This my new protectorate. Excellent. I don't think anyone's grabbed the moon with this.
The official paperwork will be filled out with the Israeli government and Israel Space
Agency for the long term leasing of the land for their bases.
All the revenue generated will be passed on to the show.
He has a f cancer coming from my uncle, all affected with this disease.
Also, general health and happiness cover for all magical shapeshifting juice.
Does you need that jingle as well, or just the cancer? No, no, no.
I just said that I'm thinking I'm going to do this one. This is another.
What exactly? You've got karma.
A little extra boom in there. It's got a boom.
Taylor Furman, Palm Bay, Florida. 505 We need a deduction.
I was called out as a douche Bag by David Osterman on show 917.
I would like some of that sweet karmic congratulations on the ten years 73 CD seven in
the You would like to be knighted as Sir Taylor and you got it, sir. 73 is killer five
out for Charlie. Charlie. Well, actually, I should deduce you've been deduced.
You've got karma. Randy Holcomb.
Keep up the great work. You media assassins? Mm hmm.
I would like to be known as the night of the A. So, Ace, what is this, Ace?
What is it? Is an answer today? 500, if that's possible.
Is it looks It looks like a 500 tickets. 8500, I think so.
It could be okay. Is it a question of ten years? No, it's.
No, it's an s a s. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
The night of Aso. Oh, maybe. Maybe we're not getting it.
We're not getting a night of sleep. Okay.
Any random jingles for me would be great. Thanks.
And Randy, the Lake Forest Shadow Puppet Theater.
How's work? You either.
Sean $500.01. Me Get the binder if I can find his note in here.
If it is in here. John. She meets the AC 400.
Maybe he forgot the four, because I know an AC 400 is the IBM mainframe.
Huh? I think it's ACE four. That's probably what he meant. ACE 400, I think.
Yeah, I think so. If not, we'll do it again later.
For now, I can't find Sean's note in lab, but no.
Sorry. All right, Well, we'll get it later. No, I have him here.
I have him, I have him. I have him. I have him, I have them. This is, uh.
Oh, it's an old note. September 7th. No, sorry. Don't have it. All right, onward.
We'll get it later. By the way, if anybody has any issues with the raids, which are going
to take forever, obviously, and we make mistakes or we didn't do something, send a email
to me and add them with the subject line error in all caps.
All. That way we can find it. This is like our. Yeah. Yes. Yes, it's squirrel mail.
Works well with that kind of tagging. It does? Yes.
Otherwise, you'll never find nothing. Nothing. Daily teasing. $500.
She sent a very long note in. Well, it's been truncated.
This donation is an instant donation from my smoking hot husband, Whitney Tyson.
He needs a thorough deduction under that. You've been d deuced.
He needs to throw d doing as he has asked me multiple times to set up a paypal donation,
which I'm ashamed to admit I have not for no other reason than pure laziness.
He turns 33 next month, so I knew I would have to donate three magic number 333, not 33
at the time, however. Your offer of a knighthood at 50% off retail was something that
this bargain loving wife could not resist. Yes, the ladies love the two furs.
So, Whitney. Happy early. 33rd birthday. I love you.
Please knight him, sir. Whitney Knight of the Corn Belt conspiracies.
Just want to say thank you for this incredible show.
When I met Whitney, he startled me with all sorts of conspiracy theories.
From the moon landing to lizard people and everything in between. I married him anyway.
I like I married him anyway and introduced me to the show a few years ago.
At first I thought it was another one of his weirdo conspiracy podcasts.
But now we listen religiously as I find industry knowledge and outstanding network of
contacts priceless. I've been loving the last two episodes, especially the long donation
segments have been my favorite part. Happy 10th No Agenda Show Jobs coming for us as I'm
selling my website and Whitney is taking over a lawn care business.
If you live in north northwest Iowa, he has the sharpest mower blades in the area.
Look them up. It won't be that hard to find a man named Whitney on Twitter.
Jingles, please play our two and a half year old son's favorite jingles, Pupu.
My millennials with us with a side of goat scream.
Yes, and I'll throw in some karma for you lovebirds as well. Oops.
I was paying my millennials to stay while.
You've got karma. Thank you very much. $500. Thank you, Amy.
Amy Thiessen. Yeah. Daniel J. Lewis. $500 if a lot of these.
Congratulations on ten years of Noah. Jen. I'm a fellow award winning podcaster and my
podcast and business add the audacity to podcast dot com or about helping people launch
their own amazing podcast. Wow.
It's a dream job for me. And I wouldn't it wouldn't be possible without Adam's
foundational contributions in creating podcasting along with Dave Weiner, of course.
So the gift is also my thanks for enabling thousands of people to be able to be powerful
messengers and change the world, even if one even at one person at a time.
If we could. So I'm sorry I is me screwing up.
So I would like to be knighted. Sir Daniel J. Lewis of Old.
The audacious, audacious, audacious podcasting 500 also represents special income
milestone my podcasting business will reach in 2018.
Thank you both for seeking to uncover truths for your pioneering podcasting and for
entertaining and informing me on my drives home.
And at 2 a.m., when I'm feeding my baby boy and what you turn on the podcast at 2 a.m.
when you're feeding the kid, why not?
I think that's fantastic and make making more in lieu of a clip request.
Yeah, that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, Yeah. Just get back to sleep.
You should just move in lieu of a clip request.
I'd like a brief explanation of in the morning for me and other new listeners.
I would like it. Well, I don't.
Do we have the original weenie in the butt in the morning?
Well, no, but it's on show 200 point X and we will be redoing that show in the next few
weeks and be using it as an evergreen. And that will be the show to listen to, which has
a long explanation of where we got it in the morning from. What's this? Me? I'm driving.
I'm driving a real car. Like to believe it? Well, I'd say we need. No, that's not it.
Yeah. Yeah. Yes. That's not it. Well, it's a it comes from, from Family Guy and it's, it
was a mock radio station which we kind of based the whole opening of the show on.
And yes, in episode 200, don't ask what that's all about.
Why is it 239 76. It's a no agenda thing. We will that will be explained once again, I
think, to how do you look for show 200.7? You'll get it.
But we're going to redo each show 200. So I would wait.
And he asked for a podcasting karma for podcasters society dot com.
Here you go. You've got karma Jay wrestler $500.
I'm sorry.
Jay In response to the douchebag call out from Dana morgan Mitchell on show 974 since.
He tried to one up me by increasing the amount of the donation we mutually agreed upon.
We mutually agreed upon this to go first, and I'm taking advantage of the two for one.
And now he can refer to me as Sir J.
The deduction card you've been deduced.
You've got Karma Lucas Majeste in half Deutschland, 500.
Let's see this in the in the in the binder. Really?
He's a he's in half Deutschland. Well, this is a perfect jingle for him. Deutschland.
Here is the hall your.
No, no. So. All right. This thing has become useless.
Here is the hall. We will get that note. And if you don't get on the night, this would
send the error message and we'll fix all that. Yeah. Onward.
Uh, up next, James Higginbotham in the morning and he's from Colorado Springs.
Finds a good note in the morning. Craig Pond, The buzzkill.
Well, I lived in Austin for some time.
I recently relocated to Colorado Springs to escape the evil Austin mold.
I know. Adam will understand. Yeah. We got to be bitches about it constantly.
Oh, you would, too. Well, I never would.
While I never bumped into Adam while here, I always hoped that I would.
Maybe one day when I return for a visit.
I have been listening to show number one as a result of John's mention of it on Twit.
I have been with you guys since the days before. Jingles. Very few clips.
Too many clips. Three shows per week.
Jakey and Adam's pet peeves of the day and Adam's change of time zones.
Until recently, I was unable to donate. Now that I'm able to please accept a donation on
the 10th anniversary of the show as a thank you for the many years of enjoyment with the
two for special. This donation makes me an inch tonight. Thank you.
I'd like to be knighted, Sir James. I also kindly request a deduction.
Jingle requests in the morning. Chinese. Nothing to see here. Monsanto and gold scream.
So do you.
You've been d deuced cool rather unwell.
If you see something, say something. Monsanto.
Wow, You've got karma. Somebody wrote us a note saying that kid does not believe that
goat is actually making that noise. I can assure you they were going to make that noise.
Oh, yeah. Goats. Men. Goats. Me. They make the scream.
Yes, they do. Brandon, why had 500? I'm hoping my donation gets through.
I wanted to make it finally make good on the promise I made in an email to Adam while
back at camp. Thank you both enough for the show and the breadth of the sanity it
represents to my wife and I as an old millennial.
I like the fact that you have adopted our thesis.
I have often wondered if I was crazy, but upon finding no agenda, I was relieved to
realize that it's just a byproduct of not being an indoctrinated slave.
So as so many of my generational compatriots. Yes.
As I understand it, this will make me a knight.
And as such, I like to be honored and to be known as surnames Knives of the Providence
Plantations. I've been collecting anti knives since I was a kid, and it sort of became my
handle versus just being a mildly sociopathic poster boy for the probably incoming knife
control debate. If I could also get a shout out to my smoking hot wife.
She goes by Butters I'm sorry, and a donation call out to a buddy I recently hit in the
mouth, Jake Cohen. I gave a lot of thought to clips, but given a recent event, I would be
humbled if I could request a dedication to calmness and f cancer with my later karma and
the cancer being for a friend who was recently diagnosed.
The signs are good but is never an easy road. Congrats on ten years.
Oh, thank you very much. That's what I think.
You've got karma. And you.
You've been doing your second drill. You've got karma.
And he also wants someone to bring Adderall and LSD to the roundtable.
Yeah, we'll do that for sure. I've got it right here. Adderall, Adderall, and LSD.
There's a combination. Bryan Bell. I'm in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
He come in, open up and open up in the morning to you, Adam and John.
I will keep this short since the donation segment will undoubtedly be long enough.
Right? When I heard about the double up offer, I saw it as a sign to finally donate to
the best podcast in the universe. I would like to request a deduction. Okay.
For taking so long you've been d duced. To my knowledge, my aforementioned friend has
never donated, so I'd like to call him out as a douche bag.
Uh, keep up the good work. And here's to another ten years.
I'd like to request the title, sir. Max Power of Springfield, USA.
Like some karma and the following jingles. Korean news lady.
And a cruise missile cruiser.
Cruise missile. And it goes scream. Wow. Okay.
Missile. And we'll see when I read them. Then it gets a little complicated to do
everything at the same time and it goes scream and calm.
And the.
You've got karma, too. David.
Sir David. Rosa. $500. Another donation to the BPU.
B b I to you. I sent a separate email with my accounting. Yeah.
I believe I have reached the status of Viscount.
Like to claim the protectorate of Puerto Rico. Yo, Yo. I'm a native of the island.
It was currently a colossal mess. The eye is still has special meaning.
Keep up the great work. I count Puerto Rican, man. You.
Thank you so much. Uh, Nate Dean.
Nah, nah. Now, chew ski. I think that you ski. Not. Not.
Not to ski. MP ten. Please send karma in B.C.. That's right.
Thank you very much. Karma for you. Oops. You've got karma.
The short sweet Aaron Ralph Thomas.
Thanks for the two for one special Congratulations on ten years.
I'll forward a note about my knighthood as this might be in the list.
Let me take a look. Get the binder. Yeah. It's not on mine, that's for sure.
Go to T. You know, I got up at three.
I got up at three this morning. Yeah. To get to prepare for this show.
And you must have done the same because you got binders.
Yeah, I do have the binder, but there's Thomas. Just not in there. So send us a note.
We'll take care of it. We have another error in the subject line.
Now, we got another couple shows to keep doing this, that, and then we're done.
Daniel Warren, 500. Thank you for your outstanding shows and recently graduated
Millennial and No Agenda was essential to maintaining my mental hygiene throughout the
college. I hit my father and my best friend Jared in the mouth.
And shortly after I started listening and neither of them have ever donated, I let you to
call them both out as douchebags. You got it, Bones.
Bag two of them to do Bag.
I also need a deduction as if this was my first because this is my first donation.
I've been meaning. Give them a deduction. You've been d deuced.
I have been meaning meaning to donate for a while.
And after Adam needed to play the knighting music four times to get through the segment.
On the last show, I.
I became envious and I decided to get my knighthood while getting was good.
I don't have a clever idea for a title, so Sir Daniel will be fine for now.
Which is, by the way, is the is fine is the way to go.
Yeah, that's the way to go.
He wants an f f fuck the EU and a service goes while I'm driving off laughing.
This is what I say.
The EU is something you use something.
You know exactly the EU. Service.
Go to the rescue. Ryan Thomas in Austin, Texas $500 from Ryan.
Dear Mr.. As curious to brag. As a millennial, I am slightly too young to know Adam from
MTV, but I have distinct memories of reading John's articles in computer magazines as a
child.
I discover Noah genuine Max Keiser interviewed Adam just after the great military grade.
We got a listener from the Oh yes, we got there is there's the listener from Max's show,
The Great Military Coup of 2016. As I am a founder of the Facebook pages Muslims for
Trump, I would like to request a brief jingle combining elements of your choice.
With this theme in mind, for my knighthood, I request opium as well as saffron juice with
gold flakes all available. Indeed.
Saffron gold, flake, rice. Now you're talking. Thank you for all your beautiful work.
And please hear my dove. Mr. Ryan. Thomas.
You got it. As you need karma as well. Or we just.
I never asked for karma. Oreos are just as addictive as cocaine.
There you go. You're up. I'm off.
Okay. Well, this is Kelly Sandlin.
No note except to request that I am deemed. Gobi.
Gobi, Gobi. Gobi. Day of trash.
Bill Kelly Sand and $500. Franklin, Tennessee.
Yes, I understand. No, no. I request to be deemed Gobi. Gobi. Gobi.
Dame of Trash Road where a musician's dreams are crushed.
Keep on keeping on. You got that right. Thank you.
Lauren Rose I think it's Loreen. I think it's Laurie. Laurie and Laurie.
Laurie and Laurie and yes, Laurie. Marion, you want to read this? I can't expand.
A serious deducing is in order. Let's do it right away.
You've been doing my husband, who is being knighted alongside me today is Sir Spencer
Wolf of Kansas City, Hit me in the mouth five years ago.
This show got me through journalism school. Hey, a real journal got me through journal
journalism school, as well as my slave days working for a law firm that represents big
tobacco and Big Pharma. Yeah, you need a little bit of antidote, but I'm a douche bag.
No longer My dream of becoming an insider aim has finally come true.
I'd like to request the moniker Dame Dolores in a play off the way I introduce myself to
people, because no one except my husband has ever been able to pronounce my name
correctly the first time they say it.
So I just tell them it's just DeLorean without the DA. Laurie.
Laurie. Oh, Laurie. Yes, got it.
If it's not too much nailed it it Laurie And yes, it was not too much to ask.
I would like to request some human resource karma for firstborn human resource.
Our daughter Rella, who was born naturally at home August 20th, 2017.
Very nice. My daughter was born August 27th, and I'd also like to request jobs calm.
After hearing daycare horror stories from coworkers, I've decided it was best just to
leave the cube farm and be a work at home mom.
I've almost matched my old salary doing transcription, but I'd like to boost my income
with an online resale shop hosted on my site Laurie and Rose dot com, where I will also
be sharing my art. So Jobs Karma would be much appreciated you guys.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs. Michelle Obama.
Congratulations on your ten year anniversary. Here's to many more to come.
Much love to you guys from FEMA. Region seven. Hmm.
Bradley sice as a cell saw.
I am making this donation in honor of my wife, Karen's 47th birthday.
She's TBWA ITU.
And to get her seat at the Noah Gender Roundtable. I would like her.
And I'd like to congratulate and thank you for ten years of. T.
C. T. B. P. C. I. T. You karma shot to you.
You've got karma, bro.
On. If the binder out here and see we got it.
At least grab the binder. Has it been working out too well? See?
No, You know, I agree.
You know, it's not you know, it hasn't been doing very well, has it?
I'm Charlie is about 100 pages of notes in there, and I just can't seem to get the right
ones. I know.
Anyway, Elise sent us a note, and we will follow up, you know, in if you can.
I don't know why it says that. If she could say put that in as she put the note into the
people think I don't I don't have a note. Separating too many things is very difficult.
Karen's I did care and we do care. And Selzer. That's the one you just did ask Karen.
Yeah, we did that, right? We did Bradley Selzer. Oh, this is interesting.
So she sent a note into this. Donations to honor my husband, Bradley.
He is a longtime fan. I am glad we can finally make him a knight.
Thanks to him for being. This is a great. You got a couple here.
But yeah, these people are in loved their own love. Yeah.
Yeah. Kevin Anderson serves the cervix of the hot southern bush in Milford, Michigan.
Hmm. See email for full message for this double wide donation.
I'm now Baronet service of the hot Southern bush.
Please play my email clips, Dealio Shoppe and douchebag call outs for all your go to
douche bag for Brie Owen. And my brother Carl.
Okay, hold on, douchebag.
And I'm desperately looking for his mailed clip. I don't see it.
I'm sorry. Hello? Yeah.
Hey, I'm looking at them. Looking in the binder. Is the clip in the binder? No, no.
But he says there's a note in the bank. Here's my dear. I wish I had the binder.
I wish I had an email and a request like that.
But if you did, it's too bad. Big mistake.
Ten years of showing people how to think critically.
Again, I like this one in regards to the members of my small home based church.
A special thanks to my wonderful wife, who I'm so proud of me for cleaning up my act and
mad cranks to my homeboy Bryan, for he just douche bag him for hanging out with me last
night on the bridge, throwing countless rolls of pennies at hookers and peeing on
homeless people. Okay, great. Guys, propagate that white donation.
I'm now baronet. Please play my email clip dealio, shall we? Don't have it.
Okay, got it. That's about it. The binder paid off. Finally.
Onward. Kyle Carroll from the parts unknown. $500 in the morning.
Jen. Special Hello fellow Texan to Adam.
I work in the dusty oil fields of West Texas, a.k.a. the Permian Basin.
My job consists of me, a Ford F-250 and my iPhone driving from pump jack to pump Jack in
the middle of nowhere due to really awful radio reception.
I discovered podcasts and recognizing Jacob for my PC.
Max's subscription started listening to No Agenda back in the summer of 2014 after being
immediately hit in the mouth. I've been a regular listener ever since.
Just want to thank you guys for making a long day shorter and exponentially more
interesting. I hereby relinquish my previous title of Douchebag and claim the internet
title of Sir Enock Paladin of the Oil Patch.
Kyle Carroll Big Spring, Texas Engine. Okay, Thank you.
And I look forward to your ceremony, sir. Jay Sable.
Qantas. Qantas, Qantas. Qantas, Qantas.
In Buenos Brenner Park. $500. I've been in Park 11.
Please create an instant for me. A service, Sable Sable from Orange County.
I would like bourbon and bone in ribeye if you can add that to the call out list.
Mm hmm. Please play career Karma two to the head woman with the Constitution.
Call on my brother Michael of the railways.
As a non donor douchebag whose bag has kept up with this is counting by.
He's an insta night OC and he needs a whip him to do the head and career karma.
You got to be here for the prosecution.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
You start on the D Rand Hunter.
Please accept this long overdue donation with my warmest regard. Love the show.
Thank you very much. $100 from Indian Shores, Florida. Oh, this is a fun one.
You can do this after ten years. I think you can handle it.
Well, the Dutch oyster.
Oh, you always say, Oh, Steinberger first time are staying Bandera.
Yes. And his town is not in yours.
And well, as he was just buried over Rotterdam, Florida. Oh, as diesel.
Riggio is near to get gear picked, make a goat scream and
George Karma war leader in in Rotterdam actually
kind of understandable. Yeah yeah. Best of John and Adam Philly Steve McGough your
celebrity midday said don't and see what looks like a barren overall to Dunmore to Ozzy's
radio need off picked is Mike and go scream jobs karma for Israel and Rotterdam outright
graffiti. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's now their job. You've got karma outstanding.
Patrick Coomber, USA 500.
My family has donated a bunch of here's 500 for the innocent to a special.
I have been hit in the mouth by in 2015 by cam the Canadian game the Canadian in all high
school buddy of mine. So grateful he led me to you guys.
I have since made no agenda a family ordeal, hitting my entire family in the mouth and
even converting my own mother from a full time talk show radio listener to now a halftime
talk show radio listener and a half time no agenda listener.
So blessed to have such a great family, very informed by the show.
Love listening to every week. Do it every week.
Please keep the show going in perpetuity.
Once Whoopi get out of my vagina and go screaming, Get out of my vagina.
Simple. It's what makes the effective effective.
Jennifer Frank, RNC, UK and Salisbury, Maryland 500.
Congratulations on ten years, my wife and I.
My wife and I have been listening for quite a while and not going not getting around to
donating until now. This W donation promotion prompted me to get a full hog go full hog
with 500 become an instant hit.
Please de douche me and I'd like to be known as Night of the Iguana.
You guys, you've been d.
I think Night of the Iguana is a new one. Great name.
If that's taken, I don't think it is. I'll go for Night of the Dog Doo.
I'm usually the one in the family walking our dogs.
My smoking hot wife, Jennifer, who is actually. It was credited with the note.
And I usually have this, so we don't know what your name is.
Well, now it's going to be night, and that's all. Yeah.
I usually there's a notion in the morning when we went on her account.
Yeah, I was drinking coffee. And yet you and John have totally changed the way we look at
news over the years and have saved me from becoming that guy who yells at the news.
Thank you for that. And my wife's thanks. You too. Okay. Oh, I'm on the pay, pal.
The notion donation of baby under my wife Jennifer's name. But she bought it for me.
She's making my dreams come true. I'm sure he's on the list. Properly accredited.
Okay. Anonymous in Oakland, California, is anonymous.
Instant knighting for Dionne. Much mo a propos.
B He hit me in the mouth and I'm still holding on to his fist.
Thank you for your discretion. You will have to choose his title.
His mobile number. Is this. Okay.
Why don't you just walk that call and you could walk over to Oakland and get it?
Just walk over. No problem.
Andrew Gamble 500 bucks parts unknown. You want to read that one as sure.
Alice And. Oh, I've always forget how to pronounce this name.
It's from Harry Potter. How do you pronounce her?
I am still dressed for my own hair. Hermione Dominy hair. Mini hair.
My. Thank you. I always get that wrong. Alice and her Mini.
My wife hit me in the mouth years ago and I'm making her a knight as repayment in kind.
The internet donations for Dame Fresca Dame of the Bird Farm Chem trails, please from Sir
Oscar night of the alpha zero and trails by and rained.
Trevor Pressman, 500.
I am going to be the silent Night. I think that's taken, but.
We'll figure it out. I'll give you the. Give it in. Yeah.
Or Charlotte like to need health karma. Naw.
Cal house, poor karma and naw Cal fire victim karma.
Dealer's choice, jingles. Plus a goat.
Okay, let's see for humor. See?
You've got karma now for humanity.
No. One of our failed projects. One of our many get out of this job projects.
Dean Hayes. Another $500 in the morning. Congratulations on your 10th anniversary.
It's difficult to sum up all the ways that the best podcast in the universe brings me
value every single day. The show provides hours of entertainment I share with my family.
Leave your thought for Converse, thoughtful conversation between my wife and I, and
singalong opportunities for the kids.
Thank you for creating a show of such high quality.
This donation is your cut from that is your cut from the house selling karma, which you
had contributed. Which which contribute to a great profit on our home sale.
Oh, wow. You could really use some house buying and a job as karma with the gold scream
thrown in. Okay. Yeah, I got that for you. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's no job. You've got it. Nailed it.
Stuart Long in Oakland 500.
Gentlemen, it's a great honor to be producer on this historic show. This is huge.
You guys deserve all the love this week requesting startup karma from the know it, from
the knowledge and the family regards to our long title request.
Sir, Gonzo Earth of Oakland.
You've got karma.
To Matthew Greensmith Barrett of Melbourne. Simple. Happy ten years of Aaron.
No jingles, no car. Thank you very much, sir Matthew.
Alexander Moreno. Munoz. 500.
Thank you for your tireless media deconstruction.
You have both been instrumental in teaching me how to think about news.
It's about time I became a knight.
To that end, I like to be knighted, Sir Alexander Inge. And you got it.
Looking forward to the ceremony. And onward.
Caroline Chase had just donated $500 through PayPal.
She's from Pueblo, Colorado, as I could not resist the two for one offer.
Did you notice a lot of female listeners jumping in on this opportunity as sexist?
Yes. But clearly, bargain hunters demonstrably so.
Not sex. Both sexes, too. But just the women all say, hey, I love you. I can't resist.
To Mark. I won't go there tonight. Okay. I donate regularly.
I donate regularly on one of the auto payment plans.
But get to become a dame in a day I couldn't pass up. Interesting.
I'm a 58 year old wife, mother and grandmother to 13.
Well, bless you. My son Isaac hit me in the mouth just over a year ago, and I've been a
steady listener ever since.
He was hit in the mouth by his older brother Joshua, some time ago.
I'm grateful to both of them for helping me find the No Agenda show.
Please give them a shout out for their website. Firearms Training Central XCOM.
Do you remember the song Teach Your Children? Well? Yes.
Is that teach your children well that the one?
Yeah, well, yeah, if you got butchering in a more dynamic.
Yes, well my hel was slowly passing and the more I listened to the m five m5 five m the
more crazy my mind got to be.
Thanks to you boys and all your hard work during and in between shows.
So thousands, if not millions of slaves like me can live a life of sanity securely in
dimension.
A happy 10th and keep up the good work producing the best podcasting universe.
Please don't ever stop. I don't want to dive in a larger megillah.
Okay, Go with that. Very funny. Thank you. Who does? Yeah.
Peter Puke or Bucky or Captain Pete of the seven Pretoria's Oceans.
Well, last donation made me an instant.
At that time, I asked for some yacht finding karma. Guess what? It worked.
Within a short amount of time, I found employment, and I have since sailed to over 35
countries. He's in Peterborough, Ontario. Canada. Wants to get out of town.
Apparently. Yeah. Now I'm waiting to find a new yacht that maybe should help me
circumvent circumnavigate the globe.
So I'm thinking I need to pony up some cash to make the no agenda karma work.
Here's 500 bucks, which is really 65403 in Canadian dollar it's yup.
But with the douche doubling would give me my second knighthood.
I would however remain retain my title Captain Pete of the seven Equatorial Oceans.
Please call out my friend Peter Lange as a douche bag douche bag.
The listing for years is donated nothing.
I let your quest to following Obama's A-Team to the head and some yacht finding karma.
There's is be for rescue mission. When the world is threatened, the world needs help.
It calls on America.
And that's the story using is you've got karma.
Gosh, I forgot. I forgot the. You never got to do that.
Josh Cocks in Austin, Texas 500 shares of Thal Healer engine came, but he
wants a plug for Genesis G80.
This is Guy Guy Guyana's nicest guy and he sees dot com j i and y as us dot com coupon.
No agenda for a 3% discount. It was about the right number.
Uh, William, um, uh, last name pronounced like the piano company when?
Piano company. The name. Piano Company.
Oh, I was going to call it William. Who? Wurlitzer.
The Hammond Hammond organ. I'm going to do what's the what's a good.
It's a big piano and a Steinway. Steinway, Yes. Williams.
Steinway. 500 dollars. Can I please have extra strength deduction and a comma, please.
And be knighted, Sir William of Texas? Absolutely.
You've been d deuced and that will be happening later on.
You've got car more at this rate tomorrow.
It's going slow. Yeah, it's going slow. But actually the long notes are really only at
the beginning and then it goes much faster. But you know what? The people.
These are people for celebration. Yes, we're celebrating.
They have not donated ever, many of them.
So we're going to we're going to motions and we'll take our time reading their notes.
They deserve it. They deserve it. Yeah. Anonymous in Brooklyn 500.
I'm one of those listeners that was around 16 years old during the tech t, v, and daily
source code days. And although I've dropped the majority of other shows I was listening
to during that era, I continue to consume almost every bit of content you two esteemed
gentlemen have put out ever since. Like others, I had to credit the two of you with
shaping a lot of who I am today and how I interpret the world.
This will probably be a very long donation segment, so I'll keep all of the show.
Related Anecdotes 33 sightings and experiences hitting people in the mouth for future
donations. But what I want to single out as the single most important person I've ever
hit in the mouth my wife. We listen together whenever we find the time, and we are
grateful for the hours of engaging conversations.
The show has helped us spur more than just the analysis itself.
I find that the real value comes from the no agenda thinking.
It's the framework that we have developed by emulating your approach for interpreting and
analyzing world events. This has been invaluable for growth in our lives and our careers
for which we are forever grateful. Since she was the one who had been calling me out as a
douche bag around the house and even urged me to donate for our wedding two months ago,
which I said I would do but didn't.
All the donations should go toward my wife's damehood.
Please refer to as Dame Perfect of the non gentrified realm of South Brooklyn.
I hope to join her at the roundtable myself long before the next ten year anniversary.
You got it. Anonymous account for. You've got this next one.
I do. This is from Robert Davila.
Parts unknown. $500.
I am taking advantage of your two credits for one offer to help my long time girlfriend.
And long time No again, a show listener, Cheryl shuffled.
Get her knighthood or damehood.
She's been making regular donations, but we and we aren't sure of the accounting.
But the $500 PayPal donation should negate the need for math. Yes, true.
Cheryl would like to be known as Dame Cheryl of the singing Cat Herders.
Both she and the cats sing. Please send the clip.
Please de douceur and give her jobs karma.
She'd also like to hear the rubber laser numbers and the goat scream.
And she says, Thank you for your courage and the hard work you put into your research,
analysis and showmanship. Okay. Yes.
And let me just get all the pieces here. Deducing.
Yes.
You've been deduced in the tango like that by 33, 33, 33.
Or either out. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's good for jobs. You've got Palmer.
That was absurd. Oh, go scream. That was Sir Zon Junior.
Of the one cat army and soon to be Dame Cheryl shuffled.
To Christopher Knight of the Blockchain in Munich Deutschland.
Munchen 500. I'm a listener of your fabulous news.
Deconstruction says 2011 and never missed a show once. Please give me a big share.
Shout a job as karma. This donation will make me Baronet.
Kristoff, Knight of the Blockchain, please. Greetings from Munich, Germany.
Keep up the good work. Yeah. Okay. You got it. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's not your job. You've got Palmer.
It's interesting how you know, of all the things people request.
I think the tally now is the goat scream is on top of the heap.
I you know, I don't want to take credit for that. But you deserve credit for it.
But I pushed it.
For a couple of shows just insisted void zero just had an idea.
He says we should fork the show before. I'm not sure what it means, but I like the idea.
You know what it means. I know exactly what it means.
What it means. We should. We should. We should split the show off.
We're just a donation segments continuing on yakking away for years.
They do some of the show instead of just reading these these these segments which are
going to be doing for the next 2 hours. Yeah, I don't care. That's exactly what this is.
The this is the funniest stuff we're getting in here. I like it.
So I been handsy and funny idea.
There's too much two the shows that want to just donation. Thanks.
It's a joy to be on this one. This is actually going to go on.
I think he's totally even done with one of four segments.
I think he's talking about forking the show. So we have no agenda and goat agenda.
I think that's his idea. I think, well, my idea is better than.
Ben Hanson. Walden. Walden, Victoria, Australia. $500.
Quickie male to accompany the $500 donation with a double credit.
It makes me an instant eye.
This does listener since episode one cannot thank you enough for the last ten years.
If I could afford to insta double grand duke each for my wife and I would and I think I'd
be sure still be shortchanging you guys. I went through some pretty dark times between
2007 and 2010, and you guys helped me realize I wasn't crazy after all.
What I thought about the world was right all along.
I now got my shit together enough to be knighted for the 10th anniversary.
I'd like to be known as Sir Ben of the Outback was not taken. I don't think it is.
No jingles, no karma. Just get back to the fucking show. Okay?
That ain't happening. Thank you, sir. Margie. Steve, sir. Steve.
Margie. 500 bucks or Marky Mark. Gimme or I keep it quick.
Double tap donations. You promote me to Baron? My accounting is correct.
I would like to claim Long Island, New York is my protectorate.
If it's not taken, I don't think it is. Thank you. Good day for all the killer work.
And, of course, your courage. Ten more years, you know.
Now we have it.
We find at the end of our $500 donors and we got a few kind of up there.
So we'll keep them on this list before we go back and try to do a little show.
Cash or 76, hoping for knighthood in that show. 999.
Got it on. It's in London, Kew Gardens. All right. Hey, we're going to have a meet up.
Oh, yeah, that's right. When is this is going to be over? The Thanksgiving week.
American Thanksgiving week. Right on.
So we're going to be using them as opposed to the British Thanksgiving week.
As you well know, there's a Canadian one. Yeah, I know. But you're in England.
I know, but I'm just saying this. If somebody wants to say what's it's going to be during
Thanksgiving week, if they're for me and they might considered think it's the Canadian
one. That's why I gave this special thing. Although you just decided to mock me with it.
Yeah. Yeah. There will be that week we actually have a Thanksgiving dinner we're going to
do, but it's not for the meet up.
But we're going to do a meet up around that Thanksgiving. Thursday.
So Wednesday, probably Wednesday.
I'm thinking maybe Friday, maybe Saturday, I'm not sure.
So we just had to strategize strategy and we'll figure it out.
But I want to hear from people that want us to do it if they have some suggestions or
really cool pubs or some place where we can all go, Yeah, that's big enough to hold the
ten people or 20 people that might show up for England.
We have a lot of donors, but they're scattered and but definitely cash should be there
for sure. All right. Dave Magee, Memphis, Tennessee. I have the note.
Oh, good. He says, I was recently invited on show nine or six three, but later found my
donation note in drafts. Unsent. Oh, yes.
Yeah, he's probably used to doing that because that's what the spooks do.
I was just going to explain my love for the numbers, not go into his account to get it.
To get it was supposed to go into his dress folder. Just give us the password.
I was just going to explain my love for the number nine and also call out the producer
that hit me in the mouth.
Michael Dunn as a oh, as a douche bag, not donating in several hundred shows.
He's such a cheapskate that he'll probably only donate on a bow golf offer.
Please provide a human resource car.
As we were expecting her first child at the end of the year. Congratulations.
Attach an ice of Donald Trump saying in the morning snagged from C-SPAN February 16th,
2017, in the morning. Okay. Newman, Thank you.
Happy 10th anniversary. Dave Magee, sir, nine of Memphis.
So I'm trying to get access to an academic research tool that would help the show.
Okay. Oh, massive searchable archive of TV, TV broadcasts.
Yes, that would be fantastic. Thank you.
And here's your human resource, Karma. Congratulations on that. You've got karma.
Eric Remington in Morristown, New Jersey. Michael Dunn, you skipped over Michael Dunn.
Maybe I'll have to recuse. I can't bring it up.
You know, it's amazing this show for ten years, we've basically been running on squirrel
Mail and Libra office. It's amazing. It's amazing that anything works.
It's the basics. Michael Dunn, Bowling Green, Kentucky.
I've been a no a general listener since 2011. This is mostly due to my need for more.
John C Dvorak, whom I first saw reviewing the Madden 97 CD rom on the weekly C at Central
show back in the nineties. I've been a fan of Jackie ever since I started listening to
any after he plugged the show on Twit, you know, when it was still good.
You know, I used to do that show and seen it and I my, my hallmark was tossing.
Spinning is throwing the disc like a Frisbee into the camera.
H Yeah, the camera, yeah. At the end of each review and one day the cameraman wasn't
looking, and then the thing nicked him and cut him more.
That was it. That was the end of your Seanad career.
Now, I kept doing that thing, but I felt really bad about it. Hold on.
John, can you hold on one second? I just got to change tape.
Being on the oldest end of the millennial generation.
I only vaguely remembered Adam as the big haired blond on MTV, but I've grown to love him
just as much as I do. John. The dynamic you two have is a pleasure to witness, and your
deconstruction and analysis on the media has given me the skills to spot much of the five
members on my own before I even hear about it on the show.
Having only donated once before, just over five years ago, I've been a real douche.
The 10th anniversary celebration seemed like the perfect occasion to become an executive
producer and gain my knighthood status. Please Night Me is Sir M.D. 2020.
The oc y night for the curious is pronounced so key.
There you go out of Southern Kentucky Soak, which I've called my home cold, called home
my entire life.
If you don't mind, please indulge me with these jingles in the following order.
Could you just read them for me so I can get these? Yeah. There we go. Up. I don't know.
We don't have ever knew that Smokey was we? Okay, ready?
It's the Google self-driving car. Yeah, well, we don't have that.
See, he sent this link. Yeah, it was kind of explosion screen.
Okay, Look for explosion. Go and scream. Kiki, shut up.
Already in science and little girl. Yay! Okay, I just didn't get the Kiki.
That's the one I should have gotten. Uh, shut up.
It's ants. Yes. And what was the little girl?
Okay. Yeah. Go scream. Kiki and little girl. Yeah.
Already science.
Yang, You've got karma. Wait.
He also wanted to have cancer, so I'll have to do that again.
I think you've got karma. Lots of explosions.
Eric Remington in Morristown, New Jersey. Four, six, 250.
This plus my previous 75 bucks should put me over the top.
He wants to go scream two to the head. And don't eat me. Hillary and a D.
Doing okay. Go scream two to the head.
Don't eat me. Hillary.
And I don't want to donate, Migo. He also wants to mention the dead.
Helping those in green tea added to the night table is going to be sure Eric processed
some of it at Prof Protector. Okay.
So go scream two to the head. Don't eat me, Hillary.
I think I've got it all lined up here. Certainly the image.
That's good. No, it's the wrong one. It's the wrong one. I liked it. I didn't like it.
Try again. Hillary Clinton. That's what we need.
Richard Hunt to burger and mouse is probably pronounced Amis probably for 50
guys email each other to titles are charge of the tiny cars.
Mm hmm. I'll write you both an email for the donation segment with accounting.
Okay, we got that. Thank you. Don't forget the account. Thank you.
Stuart Hilbert 440 I started listening at Show seven.
The donation is long overdue. Your 2016 is Show. Show seven.
We have a lot of listeners. Yes.
Your 2015 election, 2016, 2016, 2016 election coverage.
Finally, get my brother on board. Shout out to Dr. Eric. Keep up the good work.
I'm going to give them a karma. Episode seven. You've got karma.
I was 12. Yeah, I was only 14.
William Trent for 28 birthday calls to my daughter Julie.
Do we have her on the birthday list? Yes.
And the best podcast universe is the double down promotion by 144 show 900 Gift.
This brings me to knighthood. I request to be known as Sir Love to up the ass.
Night of the Hurricanes. Trump and Pelosi. Job Karma, please.
Okay, that's a little different one.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's good for jobs. Houston Karma.
I can't believe I can find this stuff. I can't either.
We need feedback from people who get these variations of the karma, jobs.
Karma. If it's working one. Yeah.
We have the fast Trump, the Trump Pelosi, and then the the standard old school classic.
Yeah. We need to know that they work. Kaz 472 G.
Jeanie McGrew.
So, Jeannie McGrew, there's a long time listener, monthly donor.
She's from Santa monica, California. 426. I think it's time to claim my damehood.
You guys have done nothing short of changing my life.
I will not dilute your worth by sending half of the money remaining to me.
My $1,000 obligation. You deserve the full amount.
I'm a 66 year old beach bum and know the value you provide.
My family's sick of me. Please, please call me.
Yeah, please call me Dame Jeannie of station 25. I'll provide accounting for you.
Thanks for all you do. Thank you, Jeannie. I'm looking forward to your ceremony, your
Daming, to John Harrison, and also another Brian.
Yeah, My ride, buddy. My spin class buddy.
Oh, boy. 25 candles. Darken the room.
Another $30. Happy anniversary and best best wishes for the next ten years.
This completes my barony details Intel emailed to John. Thanks for great clarity.
John Harrison He must be. He's going to be the Baroness. Oh, he's a baron.
Yeah, he's a baron. Right now.
Let's see what we got in the binder Air under Harrison, HP, Steve G.
I, Sir John, you recall John and his family actually moved here.
I came to a meet up and we met him at the in the binder. Yeah.
I wanted to share my accounting. I'm going to.
You got some questions I wish I could answer.
You want Sir Jee wants to recognize his superior claim, sir Jean. Oh, yes.
She is a very long no, but it's mostly stuff I have to answer. Okay.
So thanks for all you do. Thank you very much. During the insane times.
I'll see you at the spin. Candles.
Matthew Healy. 40806 Item after job.
For years listening to the show, I finally able to chip in for my barren title.
I wish you another ten years of great clips and jingles as a title change.
I like to be sure Matthew the Mapper Bear and have the Scandinavian.
I would like a gold scream to express my joy of becoming a baron.
I hope you still appreciate the Bay Area map of the.
Yes that I keep that map around. By the way, maps 1700s.
Yeah. Showing the exact same mudflats that are here today. Oh, okay.
All right. Triple goat. Now.
In fancy hurry yet show children in Clearwater, Florida, 402.
Okay. Is that in the binder? Well, I'm going to find out. I'm going to go.
I've got the binder flipping through it, just like.
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So we'll continue this. We will do it one more. Well, next week.
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this is such a popular event that and it is our 10th anniversary and this is only going
to happen once every ten years. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
So we're going to extend the holding my breath for 20.
I like to extend the offer and extend the offer until one more week, which is the next
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Normal because I'm, you know, there's stuff to do. Well, yeah.
Luckily, I think it's a slow news week, so I'm not too worried.
I, I keep going back to the show in this. We don't want to take our hit in the mouth.
Yeah, no, I want to do that.
I mean, just to get, just to, just to refresh everybody, you know?
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Let me have a local report. Okay. I think it's funny because it's out of control.
The sexual stuff, sexual harassment, you know, everyone's being implicated now.
It's just as I expected, man. It's technol.
The technology world is not done yet. I'm sure of that.
But we have Terry Richardson, very famous photographer, banned from working with Vogue
magazine ever again because of sexual harassment.
We have Neil deGrasse Tyson being accused of raping a former student, Marilyn Manson.
Bassist Twiggy splits from the band after rape allegation.
And one else that I have. Sarah Layne also wrote a pretty interesting medium piece.
Did you see that? No. She wrote about her MeToo moments that happened to her.
Well, apparently some boss, you know, who was very powerful, she didn't call him out, but
he and harassing her. And she didn't call him out because she thought she could lose her
job or her position in in technology news. So.
So yeah, that morning, but said she didn't call anyone out unfortunately.
But she's got to go back and call him out. I think so too. I think so too.
Now, if not now, when? And actually, can I just do do quick us know you do your clip and
then I'll I'll I have to think is a minor key you're a did a heavy duty so I'm going to
play a clip that shows that you know so it's it can get crazy and the pendulum can swing
too far with this clip. This is the elbow touching clip. Elbow touching.
Elbow touching. The controversy surrounds Piedmont High School's social studies teacher
Mark Cowherd, accused of years of inappropriate behavior with students in the classroom
and also on school trips. I touch on the elbow texting, special nicknames, and some
recent graduates had enough and filed a complaint and the school district agreed.
But we do have a case here of inappropriate, unprofessional conduct from a teacher.
And, you know, that's what our investigation showed as well.
But Cowherd discipline only lasted three weeks on administrative leave.
He was welcome back into the classroom. I believe this board has made an egregious error
in allowing Mr. Howard back into the classroom, and I think you should all reconsider the
decision you made. But the district says the teacher was given due process.
What I can say very clearly and is that there's no evidence of sexual abuse or of sexual
misconduct. There's no crime. I want to be very clear about that.
The police closed their investigation.
There was no crime reported calling this a personal matter.
The district claimed although the teacher is back, he was given strict guidelines to
curtail his behavior. They couldn't say much more because of California law.
And the message that is being sent is that, you know what, wink, nod, it was just a
little playing around. And I think that's wrong.
And I think we need to protect our kids. Okay.
Well, it's one of those local stories, you know, where some guy is one of the you know,
these you've been this high school. You know, some of these guys are like poking people
with his finger or elbow touching and sending nicknames.
And so that's now a big such a huge offense.
Yeah, they got to get bumped for three weeks out of the school, and then these women want
him fired. You know, these moms and I know this is going overboard.
I mean, let's get these the real creeps out of the way. The rapists. Please.
Let's start with them. The massacres, the rapists, the guys are, you know, douchebags,
douchebags as opposes these clowns, these clownish some of these guys that like that guy
sounds like one of those one of those teachers who is just, you know, a very sociable
teacher and he likes to touch elbows, I guess. I don't know if nicknames everybody.
It's not unusual. Touching elbows, elbow to elbow, you mean.
And I think he just grabs you. I don't know. Maybe just grab someone's elbow.
Elbow, touch your maybe some fetish. I have no idea. We need information, people.
We need some elbow fetish information. Well, I was surprised you asked.
Grabbing. It seems to me I was surprised. There were two clips that the Today Show had on
one with George Clooney and one with Matt Damon, both about Harvey Weinstein.
And there's something similar in both clips that I want to I'm going to play them and
then we'll talk about it. They're reasonably sure. We'll start with the Clooney first.
What were some of the rumors that you had heard?
Most of the rumors that I knew were from Harvey himself.
He would say, you know, I had an affair with this actress or that actress.
And, you know, I took all that with a grain of salt, might have been chasing them.
Somebody knew there were people that brought young actresses to his hotel room.
Whoever had that story and didn't write it should be held responsible.
I want to know what kind of ad dollars were spent from the Weinstein Company and from
Miramax. But because we should have known this, this is violating women.
This is assault. This is this is silencing women.
Are you angry that furious? Yeah. Is that he's mean to work with?
I, I knew that for a fact. But the idea that he's, you know, committed these kinds of
atrocities I wanted I want to know who knew I liked it.
Clooney is going after the stations that took Miramax and Weinstein movie advertising
money. There's something else in there that kind of returned with Matt Damon.
I think everyone knew he was a womanizer, but in the nineties, I definitely heard that he
was. I mean, I knew the Gwyneth story. I worked with her after that on Ripley, and she
and I never talked about that, but Benet told me about it, and at that point Harvey was
incredibly respectful of her, always.
Is there some part of you that had wish you'd called him out or asked him?
I don't know what I would have done.
You know, I heard from Ben, who heard from Gwyneth that this happened.
You know, I don't know how you're saying that.
Yeah, I don't know how that would have happened. I never saw anything in front.
I mean, look, he was a bully. He was intimidating.
He was that was part of who he was.
And I've been reading these stories because I am racking my brain.
Did I see something? Could I have known something? Is there something I could have done?
Yes, there is. Both these gentlemen who I would say would be front and center of any
anti-bullying campaign are pussies, weak pussies.
Harvey was a bully. He was mean. Give me beer.
Well, why didn't you call him out? It's not what you're supposed to do with bullies, or I
think you can arrest them, can't you, as an anti-bullying law? We can. Hollywood. Yeah.
You should have arrested him. That's very weak. These are two alpha male dudes.
Well, the thing that bothers me and I think another similarity that I'm hearing is they
both kind of I didn't know anything at all.
I knew its own womanizer, and I know almost the exact same tone.
And so so they the two of them got together before they said these things.
I know they didn't.
But for me, I don't know for a fact, but I'm just saying you never know.
Seems unlikely, but they sound the same. It's almost as they said, lockstep.
You run into this with Hollywood liberals where they all have they somewhere along the
lines, a litany, a script is floated.
Here's how you handle this is what you should say.
And they're saying it almost identical. Could have been that you could have slapped the
names back and forth and had the same guy say the same thing twice.
I mean, it's just exactly it's I'm not buying it. Oh, I'm not buying it at all.
And I knew as a womanizer, I knew he'd been with this act as an addict, but never did you
think. Yeah, they're full of crap. Yeah, they are.
Affleck was actually called out by one of these women. Yeah.
For grabbing her boob for. No, he was called out for lying because she said I had told
him about this situation long time ago, and now he's denying that he ever knew anything.
And so she calls him out on Twitter saying he's a liar.
And Affleck has been the other guy, Damon.
Damon, their buddies are like best friends. And so they have.
Affleck new. Damon new. I'm telling you, man, bunch of these guys are full of crap.
Yeah. Hell yeah, they are. Massive crap.
How would you what would you what would be your process?
What would you do if you were one of these guys? Any of those three? Mm hmm.
And what would be the. Well, if you had a good policies and you really knew what to tell
you to do and you were told what to do. What should they have?
It's like telling Trump not to make these stupid comments.
What would you what would be your best approach to?
Going into the public sphere and apologizing for not saying anything.
And how would you do it? What would you do?
I would declare myself a woman, which is legal.
You know, I identify as a woman and I'm really, really, really angry about all this.
I would say, okay, well, that's just a flippant answer. Funny, but flip it.
You put me on the spot. I would have said something like.
We all I think we all knew this was going on.
We didn't want to recognize it for what it was because we were working with the guy,
making everybody a lot of money. We were douchebags. Yeah.
And we felt really bad about it. And that's all I got to say. And never again.
You should throw in a never again, never again.
I'm not going to talk about it, but I'm sorry. Boom, you're done.
And that's number seven. Count six. Okay. So, I mean, that would be better than this.
Oh, I didn't know. I don't think I heard you.
Yeah. I think the only appropriate answer is no. That's all you need to say.
Build a wall. Build a wall. Build a wall.
You know, someone sent me the Chris Rock clip of what sexual harassment is.
This is an old clip. This is from 2004, I think three, four, maybe five.
It's a little bit of his stand up. And it's interesting to listen to in context of how
we've changed our attitude about this sexual harasser. What is sexual harassment?
What's the difference between sexual harassment and just being an idiot?
I mean, my father didn't harass my mother. I wouldn't be here.
I mean, I understand with some sexual respect. I understand a little bit.
I mean, and some guys go too far. I mean, women if a man is your boss and says, hey,
sleep with me, you're fired, that's sexual harassment.
And that's the only thing that sexual harassment, everything else falls under.
Just trying to get laid.
Can't put a man in jail for that. I don't care how hard he tries.
That's all he was trying to do. Anita Hill.
Anita Hill started this whole thing. That's the whole thing. Cause all about looks.
It's all about looks, You know, because of Clarence Thomas look like Denzel Washington.
This would have never happened.
There you go. Oh, I see it all Stop me, Claire. Shoot. Nasty.
Go find yourself someone with sexual mass and one ugly man.
One So they call the police.
That's very good of Chris Rock. Yeah.
But I don't think he'd do that one today. He wouldn't do that stand up today.
I bet you would. No, I bet you he would not. Well, I would hope he would.
The usual bottom up. Now.
I do have a golf B clip below, a second and a half of the show clip. Oh, okay.
Do we need to. Do we need to enter the second? No, we don't need it.
Apparently on the Howard Stern Show. Mm hmm.
Billy Corgan, who's with Smashing Pumpkins? Yes.
He's a major conspiracy theorist. Well, he. Because he is for one good reason.
He claims it could be bullcrap, but I don't think so. These guys are pretty sincere.
He claims that he actually saw somebody ship in front of him.
I only have parts of the whole discussion, but I do have a clip from the Howard Stern
Show. What happened? Gimme, gimme, gimme a for instance. I want to know me.
I'm turning rowdy. So embarrassing. Don't be embarrassed. Come on, Cher. Why not?
We have to discuss this. Let's. Let's just say I was with somebody once, and I saw.
I saw a transformation that I can't explain.
The person transformed into something other than human.
Yes, I saw it. Were you on drugs? I was not. I was totally sober. Wow.
You were talking to. I'm just going to ask you some questions, if you would.
You were talking to someone. You're having a conversation?
Yes, we are now this close, and the person is suddenly not in a hallucination.
They said to you, Look, something's going to happen here. I'm going to show.
I'm going to morph into something else. And you're like, This is ridiculous.
That's not how it happened. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme a please. I want to see this.
Imagine you're doing something, and suddenly you turn around and there's somebody else
standing there. A different human sort. It's hard to explain without going to detail.
You're going to. But did you say to the person, What did you just do here? Yes.
And they acknowledged it. And what did they say?
They were from another planet and they wouldn't explain. Why not?
Again, without telling us. It's a really messed up story. Famous person? No.
Good. Why is. And by the way, why is that good? Why not?
Why don't you put them on wrestling?
Even or not, they're actually a voting member of the Rock and Roll Academy.
Is that true? I'm just not John Winner.
And when you say be transformed into someone else or something, I've had that.
I'm being vague on purpose. I was with a woman and she took her makeup off.
I didn't know who she was. I'm telling you, she totally tricked me.
You're talking about something like that. That's a different story. Wow.
I mean, it's up there with the one of the most intense things I've ever been through.
I wonder who that is. That's great. Excuse me. Yeah.
Yeah. He's, he's, he's always been woke.
I don't know that that's what that means or as well as some water.
But he did say he did have the comment in the story about this that.
This reptile, whatever it was, has said that all human beings will be suffering a
miserable something, a death horrible, you know, desperate for eternity or something.
Yeah. I mean, the devil. How do we know it wasn't a demon?
Anyway. I believe in things. I think. I think these shapeshifters are real. Well.
That's what he thinks, too. Have you ever seen one shape show?
No, I've not seen the shape shifter. No. Well, uh, till you do.
I do have some space weather news.
You know, the I've been following this app and we've had so many coronal ejections and.
Oh, yeah. And now experts are hustling to monitor the Canary Islands.
After hundreds of earthquakes have been recorded. Now, is it not?
So I blanking. I believe we've talked about this because you can just wait for this story
to come back up. Isn't it so that that has been said that there's a part of the Canary
Islands and it could break off and then create a tidal wave that could wash over the
shores of New York? Do you remember that story?
I know about the story where this could be a there's this potential for a slide in one of
these areas where there's access to the ocean.
And as this huge slide will pick up enough water to send it across the ocean and flood
New York, as it were, this tsunami. Yes. Yeah.
I don't remember it being the Canary Islands.
Well, I just looked up Canary Islands in the clip. A dossier.
September 29th, 2011, Residents living near a volcano on Spain's Canary Islands have been
moved from their homes because of fears it's about to erupt.
The Pico de Mal PASSO on Lido Island has been rumbling and spitting rocks since July.
The regional government says it's on a state of alert and stocked up on medical supplies
and water time. So that was six years ago.
I guess it's kind of a common occurrence. Yes, I would say if they're six years ago,
they're freaked out and we had six, six years later, not so freaked out.
Maybe they should relax. Yeah. I mean, I know there's a lot of activity in the in the
volcanic realms in general and in general.
I mean, we have like the potential Mount Shasta blowing up.
And Mono Lake used to be a huge, you know, potential blow up.
And it kind of stopped being such. Mm hmm.
Oregon's got a number of things that can go off.
Washington can lose Mount Rainier, which would really be bad. Mm hmm.
Uh. So we'll see. I don't know. They usually give you enough warning on these deals.
Well, that's what they're doing now. The warnings are coming.
I'm flying to Amsterdam tomorrow. Oh, yes.
Christina has a gig with Netflix. I've been asked to participate in the Fly Me Over.
But, yeah, I'll do that. Sure. I'll go see my daughter.
Um, so a couple of things. One, I'll be flying through.
I'm going to take the British Airways. There's a direct flight from Austin to London.
Which they installed with the Formula One couple of years ago and also runs for it runs
all the time just one flight a day. And so I'll be in the European Union.
I'll do the show from there on Sunday from Rotterdam probably, and I'll be back on
Wednesday for the show on Thursday. What is kind of cool though, just staying in Europe.
The European Parliament is now gearing up for a vote to get rid of daylight saving time.
Yeah, how about that? Yeah, well, he's doing something right? Yeah.
Maybe we'll figure out what this bullcrap is about.
I never bought the official explanation. There's no reason for that anymore.
No, there never was, actually. It was a wartime thing, you know.
But we'll talk about it when it's that time, when we fall back.
Yeah, it's like any minute, you know, it's a couple more weeks, I think.
Mhm. Well, good. What's the. What is this, a movie or something? She's got a gig.
No, it's promoting the new season of Stranger Things.
Oh, yeah. Oh, you're going to be on the show. It's a podcast.
It's a podcast. I know, right? What does Netflix got to do with it?
It will Netflix. It's their show. The Stranger Things is their show.
So they're launching this and they're launching it with a whole bunch of different
things, including a podcast. Oh, I see. They're going to add a podcast to the show.
As far as I know. Let me wait. Let's do it right. A podcast element.
Yeah. For promotion. Not to the show itself, just for promotion.
They're not going to keep it going. There's going to have a one shot. I don't know.
We're we're doing one 45 minute thing. I'm not quite sure.
And and because they're so competent and they are really so knowledgeable about
podcasting, they have to ship you their get made of Godfather games.
But of course, that's exactly what happened.
Free flight. Yeah, I'll take that. Yeah. You get in business your first man but well.
World cloud world traveler. So that's you know in in between cattle and and elite.
Yeah. That's better than cattle plus cattle plus long legged cattle is what I am.
Huh? Well, good. Yeah. Maybe I'll pick up some fun things.
Any chance of plugging the no agenda show of your own? Oh, of course I will.
On the show. Definitely. Definitely. Thank you. Thank you. We'll see.
Now they'll be cool about it. I know they will.
To remind you that I was on they were doing a reality TV show that was based out of L.A..
I got I was in it for a minute at the at Porsche.
They were because it was about one of the workers, Sarah.
And I said, You're going to be in these shots. You won't, you know.
And so I so I put on a no agenda t shirt. Uh huh.
And then they got all bent out of shape about this eye.
And so they like and I've seen this on these other shows, they always blank out to get a
big, big blur on whatever T-shirt you're wearing. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Yeah.
Maybe. I don't know. We'll see associates.
In other words, what I'm predicting is you're getting nothing. Oh, we'll see.
We'll see how we do. Halloween is upon us. In fact, I'll be in the Netherlands during
Halloween, which, oddly, the Dutch celebrate now and probably for about ten years.
But anyway, I think. I believe it's because of the movies, uh, which for some
reason, the Dutch actually don't celebrate Halloween. They celebrate Halloween.
So they. They think that it's Halloween. As in hell.
Oh, yeah. So there's some dressing up and stuff, and it's very traditional and very
customary in American schools for the kids to participate.
And we've heard all the different things about the costumes, what you can wear and what
you can't wear. I'm not going to bore you with that.
But I did pick up two little items that were rather interesting about choices that some
of the teachers and other school officials made. Uh, first we'll go to, uh, California.
This scarecrow is scaring up a lot of controversy in this part of Santa Clarita.
I'm not happy about it.
I feel that, you know, we need to have respect for our president.
Each year, students here at the Santa Clarita Elementary School compete in a scarecrow
contest class against class. While on Facebook, hundreds believe it shows no class to
have President Trump as a scarecrow. Sharon wrote She, the teacher should be fired.
Heather wrote. She's a phenomenal teacher. The father of a student in this particular
class spoke very highly of the teacher and said it was the kids who decided to depict the
president with their scarecrow. He said the face is a mask. One of the students had.
They were appalled that they saw the protest being depicted in an evil manner, whereas
all the other scarecrows were, you know, happy produce president of the United States.
This woman's grandchild went to this school and she doesn't want her identity known.
I'd like to see that that scarecrow is not used again now or in the future.
Lea morrell with the school district told me they haven't had a chance to look into this.
They weren't even aware of the firestorm over this until today.
He gave me this, that the president of the school's parent teacher club wrote.
I apologize if this scarecrow is offensive.
I do not believe it is the student's intention to be political.
This was posted on Facebook last night and really took off well over a thousand posts.
Some think it's great.
Some are asking for President Obama's face to be on a scarecrow to, quote, make it fair.
People are upset with the school and the teacher, while others are taking it in stride.
And now back to real sweet. It gets better. It was this Halloween display that stole the
show at a Gloucester school party, but for all the wrong reasons.
A beanbag game with a headstone for Dawn Trump.
I would say across the board, 99% of people that I've heard from in one way or another
have said, well, it was a terrible idea. Gloucester Republicans especially offended by
the game event for children They shouldn't ever think joking about the death of anybody
is appropriate. But even the less politically inclined agree this joke was no good.
Oh, they sure took it down.
I could, but I don't I don't really know what what the reasoning was.
It's not appropriate. No, not really.
Because, I mean, whether you like the president or not, he is the president.
As the photo spread throughout the weekend, the West Parish parent who brought the game
wrote the principal.
My sincerest apologies for the fiasco from Friday night's Halloween party.
I hope you truly understand that there was never a malicious intent nor political agenda.
The West Parish principal went on to say that in planning future events, it will be made
clear to organizers that school is not the appropriate place to engage in or display
their political opinions.
I'm so happy that we're educating our young ones perfectly well at the right age.
Well, that brings us to my Tucker Carlson Club column.
You know, I'm not flipping any, Tucker, because we agreed not to.
And you violated this three, four times. I've never violated.
You are the one who violated and apologized for it, and then you just kept on violating
me. I have never violated it. But let's play this clip.
This is Tucker as slamming MAXINE for something she said.
I just got that MAXINE part out, but I kind of like the way Tucker introduced the clip on
California Congresswoman MAXINE Waters many times on the show, mostly because it's just
unbelievable. She sits in Congress still. She's corrupt.
She doesn't live in her own district. She once cheered on a race riot because of this.
She's become a hero on the left. She's called Auntie MAXINE for a willingness to say
pretty much anything once the camera goes on.
Though for the record, she's too afraid to do this show.
We've asked her a number of times. But now Waters is apparently graduated from
impeachment fantasies to what seem like assassination fantasies.
Here she is at an event held at the Ashley 40 Center in New York, October 13th of this
year. Watch. With this kind of inspiration, I will go and take Trump out to night.
Would you take him out? Yeah, I obviously clipped that piece.
I also got a little bit of follow up from Auntie MAXINE with the Cuomo kid on CNN about
her statement. Those words have been interpreted as an attempt on the president's life.
How did you intend them? That's absolutely ridiculous.
Nobody believes that a 79 year old grandmother who is a congresswoman and who has been in
Congress and in politics for all of these years talking about doing any harm.
The only harm that I may be doing to the president is I want him impeached.
And those people who are so opposed to my leadership on impeachment are organizing the
right wing, the white nationalist, the KKK. They've organized an effort to try and, of
course, defeat me in my election coming up and to discredit me.
Everybody knows that I'm on the front lines not talking about any physical harm to
anybody, but I am talking about impeachment. And I'm not going to stop.
I believe this president is not worthy.
I think that this president should not be representing our country.
He has alienated our allies. He continues to lie day in and day out.
He creates controversy. He can't get along with the members of Congress.
He needs to be impeached. I want him impeached.
And I'm going to continue my efforts to call for his impeachment.
My millennials stay warm. Oh, man.
She is out for blood. She's too funny. She is so entertaining.
She really colors my world. There is no doubt about that.
You want to do one more clip and then get into some more things?
I think I'm I think I'm good with my clips. I got more to come if we have some time,
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Mika. Mike, I got my mike out and she's anonymous, and we will read this note.
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Okay, well, let me get the note. I think it's in the binder. You know what?
I asked you if it was in the Bible. I didn't hear that. I wasn't listening carefully.
When you said Binder and you were in the bathroom, I was thinking. I don't know.
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What is the best podcast in the universe?
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And she's still a fan of cereal. She's dead.
Yeah, but she never said it was the best podcast. She's. She just watches bull crap.
There is no way an inanimate object can be a fan. That's right.
It's a trick. It's an ambush, okay?
It's a trap. You read this next one? Forgotten Jedi.
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This thing to the roundtable. Yeah, there's that drink that that bush.
You can get the United States now. And I've always slightly mispronounce it but it is I
guess cast Sascha or cash just saw one of its cash chassis I think anyways one of the two
pronunciations and is used to make that drink that they always like to have, which for
some reason eludes me. But it's just pretty much that stuff with some extra sugar and a
Latin lime juice and it's got a name to it that people in the Sharon will know the name
of this drink since they if there have been the South America anyway, this type of drink,
which is a kind of a white rum like product and sometimes they sometimes it's not, can be
extremely delicious and is very similar to other South American non Caribbean rums,
which are not rums at all. They're these other drinks like Cup is Sabrina's cup.
Capri Capri China Cup. Irina Capri Arena, Caipirinha, Farina.
Catarina Yeah. Catarina And it is very similar to Pisco, Pisco, Pisco and Capital, which
is a Billy Peruvian or Chilean. And as couple of these other white products that are
developed that were developed and it has a very distinctive flavor, unlike rum, here are
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I made it with the title and sent it to you years ago.
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She says the local jobs.
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You've got karma. Nice. Try. I'm challenging some people out there.
There's this. There's a meme going around. It shows that old tweet supposedly Hillary did
with a picture of her as a little girl, and it was happy birthday to the next president
of the United States that she supposedly tweeted out it.
I don't believe she ever tweeted this out.
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He went to, you know, he stopped doing the healthy and he started doing the chewables.
That was. He went to a new. He went into CBD. Yeah.
And that's his thing in Colorado. I'm sure he's living in a mansion by now.
I thought he moved it to California. Maybe it wasn't. No, I don't know.
But I know that he's he's. He's a play is a big show.
And play is a dollars $1,000,000 left at about 330, three, 30, three, ten years.
And by the way, Joe, give me some some stock tips in that arena.
Here's the ten years of giving me context to understand the world, why everybody else is
so crazy. I think it's Hillary's birthday.
I think it is Hillary's birthday, like today or yesterday. So I'll take a clip clop.
We came. We saw he died in a dealer's choice.
Here are some other great Hillary tributes. And she's got the Shimmy song.
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Three 3333 Yeah, he should. But, you know, instead of asking for like stock tips, why
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But the stock tips are more valuable than edibles. It's pretty close.
The message is clear. Just clip it.
Mean, it is the land of unconfirmed. Yes, we came.
We saw he died. Has anything to do with your visit?
You've got karma.
It was a little minor, a little mentioned.
Do you think it has anything to do with your visit? Yeah, she says. I think it does.
And she feels that when Gadhafi was killed, she was responsible.
She came, she saw he died. Huh? Yeah. You didn't know that.
I don't remember that little ditty at the end.
Well, let's play then, though, so you can just listen to it again, huh?
So, I mean, that is the land of unconfirmed. Yes, We came, we saw you died.
Didn't have anything to do with your visit. Oh, I'm sure it did. I'm sure did.
Oh, yes. When I come out, people die. I'm sure. I mean, you know me. I'm a Hillary.
I walk around wherever I go. You know what happens to people?
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There you go. To make matters worse, I go by middle name. Colin.
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my knighthood and join the Esteem Society of the Roundtable while Beau golf is going on
accounting below Powell for the shill. Please knight me, sir.
Colin the friendly fat man. You're spot on.
Deconstruction has provided me with a wonderful new pastime. I like to.
I like to lay out your deconstruction for my personal trainer during our sessions.
It never ceases to blow his mind. And he always says I'm off the rails, but inevitably
comes back the next time, saying it is some research and thinks I might be right.
I have tried hitting him in the mouth, but the swollen amygdala is strong in this one, so
it'll be an ongoing project for jingles.
Please play Putin on the Ritz, the magical shapeshifting Jew.
Uh, emotional support Goats scream.
And I'm with Jon on that. I can't get enough of the goat scream. And then.
Thank you very much. Keep on with the intellectual peacekeeping.
So Putin magical and goat scream.
Is that what I'm seeing here? I think I can do that. Do, do.
Do you know what I mean?
Don't worry. Be happy.
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The shapeshifting. You've got karma.
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things. Food and on the roads.
One part count. You got one seven. Boom.
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Let me take a little drink at your right there, Chief, also. Yes, sir.
Joe of Delaware. Okay, Got it. Thank you. Both are ten years.
I'd like to welcome Sir Walter Graham from Delaware to the roundtable, who is knighted in
the last show and tried to claim the state of Delaware.
I have been Sir Joe of Delaware since 2014.
Actually, neither one of you can be of Delaware, but. And you can both be of Delaware.
But you don't have Delaware unless you're a baron. Yeah, okay.
I mean, we have to make this clear to everybody because we had another guy confused.
He asked, Can I be such?
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But you don't get to protect your right.
You don't own the place until you become a baron.
That said, if Sir Walter Graham would like to challenge me for the claim of the state of
Delaware, I may suggest pistols.
You don't need to challenging either one of you both the same.
You're both the Baron or Sergio Baronet. You need Baron. Mm hmm.
But you're going to be you're still short, but it's okay.
I'm just trying to keep this under his. No. We don't want fighting and bickering. No.
That's what we're looking for. Okay, onward. I think that's an engine. Engine. Okay.
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Adam what application you used to normalize the gain levels of the Evergreen cups.
If positive from what I can tell. What is he saying?
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And you can take that to the bank.
Okay. I just have to go. Life will obey.
You will obey. You will obey. You can take that to the bank.
He didn't own it. He was $333.
Harry Campbell, $333 from Vacation Island, Washington.
You're a great show, gentleman. Congrats on your anniversary. Thanks for all you do.
Stefan Carl White 333 Austrian, Austrian Jan Deutschland are stringing us,
stringing Austria. I can you pronounce string? And that's what I said.
Yes, Very close. Deutsche Deutschland. Yeah. Thank you for your great show of yours.
A great entertainment, provided we'd love the German listeners.
We wish you all the best here at the hall. We love the German listeners.
I wish you all the best. So, you know, hopefully enjoy the show for years to come.
Surely I cannot contribute more often to match the value I receive from your program and
would request a deduction and a general purpose karma to be able to make up for what the
future at a service go to help along that process.
Thanks again and keep up the great work.
Cheers from us and getting our spring in into Germany, bringing us.
You've been deduced, you've got karma.
This is a new favorite, Sir Christoph, the cantankerous.
Aw, that's what he's going to be known for from now on. Baron of the Buckeye, Arizona.
Matthew Oh, and he came with 333 does it, period. And also three.
These are all 330 threes right now. Matthew Olmstead, a company note and email subject.
Olmstead donation okay if the binder out get the mine everybody time for the binder he
should have some binder music being.
J. L. P.
No, no, no, no. Okay. And this is another one, citizen. Another note.
Hmm?
Adam Nicola Eve comic in Markham, Ontario, Canada.
Russian Section. Congratulations, crackpot and buzzkill on your 10th anniversary.
Thank you for the twice weekly dose of sanity.
The donation when conversion Canadian dollars and then double chat satisfy my knighthood
accounting attached avail. I like to be known as Sir Adam No of the northern wasteland
that accurately describes the result of Dimension B taking over this country.
Avoid our fate. People keep propagating the formula.
Dealer's choice jingles and job is coming for all listeners would be much appreciated.
Much appreciated, appreciated, appreciated. Here we go.
Just.
That's time. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma.
Hey, a moment. Just to thank all of the people who have made jingles and songs and clips
and bits for us throughout the years. It's just it's phenomenal.
Yeah. As a as a former radio person now slipped to the lower rung of podcaster.
I know many a professional radio guy who's jealous of what you guys do.
Many. Just for what you guys do.
Yeah. Use guys with the jingles and stuff. Oh, yeah.
You know what it takes to get one half of.
There's this at a radio station, like, hey, you got to of work order.
The production guys are going to look at it, you know and the station man and right to
sign off on it is terrible.
Yeah you get you can't get it played you know and then you can't get it played.
No certainly not if it's fuck cancer. I don't think that's played on the radio.
No I've never heard it.
Not recently, at least during Scorpio, apparently.
I don't know where he's from. Three 2845.
Congratulations on ten years of the best podcast.
Boom Mike, drop Your detailed and insightful deconstruction has kept me wittingly
informed in every social circle I enter.
Taking advantage of the two for one deal brings me to Baronet.
Can I have an AIDS taste? Amazing. Excuse me. Eggs taste amazing on everything.
Rebel on the double. Rebel on the double. I got that. I got that one.
But the service. I remember the eggs. One service goat scream in some jobs.
House building karma. Thank you for your courage and see what reason.
Several states are unhappy with California's new law concerning the sale of eggs.
Is that it? No, that's not so much as the eggs taste great on everything.
But that would have been one of your issues, wouldn't it? I don't know.
Eggs tastes great on everything. I don't have a john.
Okay. Hmm. I'm sorry. I do have this one. Revlon and double.
You've got karma.
As you bash pronounced, Bosh. Honolulu, Hawaii.
Three 2123. By the way, Scorpio is 3 to 8, four or five.
Last time I donated to the show this is Matthew was in 2015 during the Fletcher
promotion, which got me a screaming jingle of my name.
Today I drop this donation, taking full advantage of the double credit promotion.
I have to admit, when I first heard about this double credit thing, I had a disturbing
thought. What if John and Adam take the money and then decide that ten years is enough?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, That'll do it. I've got a little runway now.
Runway, the deep end. You have both become such a big part of my life, and I can't thank
you enough for keeping me educated and entertained in a current events.
Just as you're reading this note. Apparently not going to pull that stunt.
No, Adam, if you enjoy reading pidgin, I suggest checking out the Daily Pigeon Show on
YouTube, which talks about the history and current usage of Hawaiian pigeon.
The animal ology of many pigeon words are quite mean.
For example, you can say that I'm a pack, a pack a douche bag for only donating when you
offer some extra incentives.
In Hawaiian pigeon pack is a douche, meaning tight with money or Chinese.
A Chinese you type with money or Chinese.
Hello. This is a great show. We're not racist. No, we're not.
We're not. Actually, we are notes. All right.
And it needs some Trump jobs, Carmen, to go with that as well.
Have the flu and you don't know where this fake news.
Why don't you get Joel, get Mo, fix food and all the rest?
It's another installment of tenure with the Obamas.
That's why. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's good for jobs. You've got karma.
All right, Joel Villa, New Wave 326. 16.
And over the course of the last couple of years, I've been picking up hardcover copies of
one of those shows. Sacred texts Crichton's State of Fear.
Oh, yes. Is a great, great book. When I see them on local thrift shops, I told myself
that when I collected at least 33 copies, I would donate them to the show to be used as
you both see fit. I'm actually a better idea, perhaps as a donation level.
We don't do that. Well, that day has come.
I can mail all the books to either of you or mail them to individual recipients.
I leave this up to you. Can I? Thank you. Okay, we'll figure this out.
What we're going to do if you wanted to. Did you get these 33 books?
If anybody wants one. What I'm what I would like you to do is give me an e mail address.
I'll put it in a newsletter and three books I've got free sent by you to the first three
that respond. Okay, then we don't have to get too involved because we get obviously from
the sounds of this, the reading we're doing today, You see that we're getting swamped.
Yes. I state the claim of fear is my protector it.
So please dub me Sir Joel Villanueva. Night of the State of Fear more than a great show.
No agendas taught me how to deconstruct and analyze for myself.
You both kept me sane and he will laugh in my post.
Read Pill Life. Now the ten years going to get a kill a kill.
Fear is freedom. I'll get you into the fury I missed the second half A shows.
Has no human resources. Every second half of the.
Three. Contradiction.
Back to world. That's.
Rush. Rush Russ in Wildwood in Wildwood, Missouri, 304 85.
For the past decade, my family is greatly appreciate and benefited from your approach to
deconstructing the plays and players spanning the globe. Thanks for staying woke.
Jingle request. I've got information man. Shut up already.
It's science and stay woke and stay woke as well.
Here we go. I've got information, man. New shit has come to life.
Shut up already. Science, my millennials.
Stay woke.
That was $304.85 from Russe Joe.
Johann Hoyos Three or three or three is somewhere in the country.
This is Vastus, S.S. Guy again, there's S.S.. I don't know.
You guys fight like a married couple. Adam is the hysterical wife.
Jokes aside, I love you guys. No homo. Please say hi to Nancy.
EG Gary Gray or Gallagher or Gary on my behalf.
She enjoys the show to PD. This made me a night.
Okay. I guess he's trying to be funny. Okay.
And we'll say hi. Hi, sir. Craig Manzella, the sir Mad Hatter.
Now we're down to three. We got a lot of money today.
Your men have a negative fifth column and Baron of the broke state of Connecticut.
Yes. That will be one of the first to go when the whole thing's right down and out.
Down and out. Goodbye. Yeah. We got two going in the bank.
Congratulations on ten great years.
Keep deconstructing the M5 and disposing them for the biased frauds they are.
Hmm. I wanted to take advantage of the double credit.
Well, I to allocate 300 to my wife, Dame Jamie, for her future Barony.
Hopefully she will pick a more financially sound protectorate. Yes.
Please play.
Oreos are are more addictive than cocaine and milk from my smoking hot wife.
Thank you for your courage. Oreos are just as addictive as cocaine.
That's one mother I liked. Off count. Eight.
Boom. Nine. James Fremaux in Mountain View, California.
No, no. From him. Let me just see in the binder.
But it could be.
A, b, c, c, a flip in flip C all these together do I get do is and you do?
Yes. I have a note from him. I got no, I just transmitted my double producer worthy
donation of $300 via PayPal, which adds enough to get me 70% 75% of the way to
knighthood.
I aim to crawl the rest of the way in penance for my initial douche hood and G and K.
Get on with the show already. Thank you. So.
Neville James, New South Wales, Australia. $300. Keep up the good work.
There's no. Sir Baba. The dude's name, Ben.
That's how you do that when you do Name Ben. You're Sir Baba. The dude's name, Ben.
High Point, North Carolina. $300. I'd like to get some jabs coming from my brother, who's
trying to start a new position at his work. No jingles.
And keep up the excellent work in keeping me sane. You got it.
Jobs, Carmen. Jobs, jobs, Jobs and jobs.
That's no jobs. You've got karma.
Okay. I got my wisdom teeth removed on Monday.
This is Martin Fellner. $300 from Australia.
And ouch, ouch, ouch, Austria.
It looks like it looks like Austria, but it could be anything. 80. Austria.
Okay. Now I know I got sick because my immune system took a big hit.
So this is out of my mind. Sick donation. And I apologize for any errors.
This $300 donation times two puts me over 1000.
And he's got the dollar sign at the end, which indicates. Interesting. Yeah.
And you're indicating for he's from Austria who is in the case from Austria in
contributing to the best podcasts in the universe and lets me join my beautiful
girlfriend Lynn the dame of Lynn's. Oh yes. At the round table I shall henceforth be
known as Sir Pipe blinks of the one night stand with a K for night.
Get it? Anyone who knows me knows why. That's hilarious.
Please play like Cucaracha in Obama's No, no, No version with a karma at the end of the
show. For the love of my life. And Adam, please tell her like you mean it.
And then she's got a little thing for you to say. Oh, okay. He ends, by the way, with.
Boom, boom. Fountain Lin.
You mean everything to Martin? No, no, no. Hey.
Lesson. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. My house. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Wrong guy. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Shame on them. No. Hey. No, no.
Oh, okay. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm up the. No, no, no, no.
In the booth. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You've got karma.
And thanks to Kevin Reeves for that one. Great jingle.
Kevin Isaac CHACE, $300. Thanks for that continued sanity and J.
And K, but another plug for my website, Farms Training Center, AL.com Firearms training.
Oh, that was his. Didn't his mom donate earlier? Yeah, I guess so.
Firearms training become cool.
We are an online directory service for firearms training across the country.
You can go there. You can find some locals there also to teach you how to drill a gun.
Good. Which you need. You don't want? Yes. Way you do it.
Please note, Mr. Kryptonite is this donation was made with proceeds from my day trading
Bitcoin. Oh, you know, saying that that we like.
I believe that to be true, too. I believe it, too.
You can make tons of money doing that if you know. Yeah. If you got to Texas.
It takes a funny skill, if you don't mind the scam.
Macleans should hit the neighborhood level with this.
I'd like to be designated or pigeon of the Cascadia. Okay.
That's a James John. $94.06, Madison.
By the way, all these people are executive producers, so it's fantastic.
A few of them, $204.06. Madison, Alabama.
Since I skipped my first night here, actually, this should be a good time for the penny.
Keep up the great work. Look forward to listening to each podcast.
In needs, Benny. Oh, I'm sorry.
I was, uh, doing something else for myself, cause I'm working hard.
You mean behind the scenes? I know you're looking at.
You're trying to make this look smoother than it is. Yeah.
Spencer Pearson in Kansas City, Mo. 28984.
I need a deduction. It's been over three years since my last and first donation.
I feel like a priest. Give me a deduction.
You, Sandy. Dude, Say three Hail Marys, my friends, three Hail Mary and five in the
mornings and five in the mornings. I try to set a train with the ultimate donation of
four 2033 back in shows. 619 And I'm shocked, shocked, shocked that it catch on.
Been a steady listener and couldn't resist finally finishing off my knighthood.
Keep the penny for the next greedy knight. I would like to be. No need.
He's not greedy Knight Needy. Knight. Oh, needy. Yeah.
Okay. You got me. Yeah.
My smoking hot wife has become an insta dame, so you're likely already read her note.
Karma would be appreciated for our first human resource. A baby girl.
We are blessed with this past August. Also some trump jobs.
Karma would be killer as I've just earned my real estate license, I'm looking to exit the
dry air vent cleaning industry. The lint doesn't square well with my dust allergy.
With a little dose of that sweet karma, I hope to be able to grow into my title and be
able to contribute more regularly in the future.
Thank you for your courage and all that you do. Contribute.
Continue to provide for us, ladies and congratulations.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's go for jobs.
You've got karma to 8184 from Shawn McClain, Reno, Nevada.
This should be enough to grab me knighthood.
After 36 straight months of $12.12 per month for 3632 total, plus a doubling of this
value five 6368 to total of about $1,000. Please grab me the title of Sir Shawn in the
Great Basin here, hereby granted, and please keep deconstructing the media for another
ten years.
One of my family members recently had a heart attack, so karma would be appreciated.
Absolutely. You've got karma and you have a note for Steve.
Wedding year and Fall Creek, Wisconsin to 80 6 a.m.. And nobody said it is a check check
in the mail. Follow Creek, Wisconsin. I've been a long time listener.
Do you show it's not you, it's me.
I do still receive your newsletters and on rare occasions read them.
So when I saw your recent email subject line for double credits and being a cheap bastard
that I am and recognizing a great piece of marketing when I see one, I felt compelled to
act and close. Find my donation in accounting which take me to night.
Who had provided you Throw in the extra half pence. Oh, I don't know.
Graduations on the finest. I got to have pence.
Wow. Half pants. They used to make him out of lead. I see.
Congratulations on ten wonderful years of insightful news and entertainment.
Thank you both and all the producers over the years for the wonderful content, jingles
and donations for keeping the podcast going.
Since I all live in the town of Fall Creek proper, would you please knight me, Sir
Stephen of Lincolnshire. Okay. You got it. Of course we'll do that.
Alex. Lincoln. Alex. Button 271, 61. Happy 10th.
Guys, thanks for the show. This double donation should finally get me my knighthood from
the greatest show in the universe.
From now on, referred to me as Surfing Knight of Ocean Beach.
Looking forward to that. Annie Lennon.
From Washington DC. 25758.
In the interest of time engine. Okay, but I do need an official deduction as I never
requested one with any of my previous donations.
You've been d deuced she has the accounting and would like to be knighted as dame.
Vigilante. Vigilante. Get it? Vigilante.
I got it. Yeah. Vigilante of the swampy federal city.
Get it. Get it? I got it.
I was hitting them out a few years ago by J.S. via Twit.
Although it took me a while to catch on. This is because I would.
Would listen to the live stream, but never cut it from the top.
As you can imagine, turning in to hear Reverend Manning followed by Douchebag call out
and then the mac and cheese life left me bewildered.
Finally, one day I woke up early enough to catch the free stream, as well as a full show,
and the world suddenly made sense again. Congrats on ten years.
That sounded like a long, late madness douchebag.
You slaves can get to mac and cheese. Mac and cheese.
Macaroni and cheese shatter melted together. Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Close it. Close enough was enough.
No cigar. Jim, what's in Whistler, B.C.? Two 5320.
Congrats on ten years. Thanks for keeping me woke.
You seem to be a marketing genius this month, John, as there is one born every minute.
I thought I should finish up my knighthood.
This donation brings you to 99999 or 130 or 1306 Canadian.
But for accounting to follow, please night me. Mr. James. A whistler?
No kombucha at the table, please. It upsets my my vowel.
I think he's talking about his duodenum. No, my guess.
And Jay and Gabe, I like to ask him what he thought of Molen Nixon's MTV ramblings back
in the day. Mojo. Nixon. Mojo Nixon. Oh yeah. I thought it was annoying.
It was annoying. And anyway, he was put into Interstitial, so it just popped up all of a
sudden out of context. And I thought that was cool. I thought he was annoying.
I don't even know what you're talking about. That's clear. It's clear.
Greg Birch, our buddy, saw Gray up there in Port Angeles, Washington, the dentist, $250.
How could any loyal listener a night pass this one up? Makes me a baron.
So please make me Black Knight and Baron of North Olympic Peninsula.
This may mean John has to kneel or something like that.
Maybe because the next time he's home.
At the very least, visit this lake house for a glass of wine. I'll do that.
Cheers. To the best pie. He made a nice second notice.
I don't want to lose my black knighting things. I don't care. I won't lose my.
Saw that, dude. Doug, chill is good, man. You can do it every week.
We take care of your bros. If. Joseph Garson in Richmond, B.C.. 250 I'm taking advantage
of the generous double credit promotion to finish off my knighthood that I've been
working on law for three years.
No agenda has been blessing is a been a blessing for my sanity.
I sometimes fear that without the show I would be completely oblivious to the goings on
in the outside world. Now you'd be you wouldn't be oblivious, but you wouldn't be
thinking the same way and you wouldn't be happy.
Time investment calm would be greatly appreciated.
As a special request, I would like to hear the full pop money song at the end of the
show. Oh, okay. And I'll play a little bit now as a tease.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Mind. You've got karma. I, I'd forgotten about that.
I wasn't. Even though it's not even that old. It's, uh. Oh, it's cute.
Uh, June, It's not even that old.
George Hutchence. 250 bucks in Bakersfield, Vermont. I bring.
Baker's way. My brain is fried. Oh, yeah?
Well, you know, I've been a long time boner listener since Joe 18.
This 250 with double credits takes me cases up from when you cancel my 25 my $2 a month.
In 2013, we had a $2 a month thing at the beginning.
It's one of the funny little stories in the side because I watch these other podcasters
come and go and they try to use this model and they always say, Oh, it turns out that
people who want to help the show, it's not $2. They want to give you a ten or more.
I mean, the most popular subscription is 3333 and you can try to do the $2 thing and say,
Well, if a million people give me a month, I'll make this much money, but their million
people aren't going to do it. Just the little sightings.
So we don't have that even offered anymore because it's was didn't do anything.
It was canceled somewhere along the lines. And then he also has a $5 month subscription.
He says PayPal sucks to be setting up another monthly subscription with my bank. Good.
Which is great. Thanks for the sanity. Ten more years. Please.
Please douche me to to the head and trunk job karma. I can.
Kim Hutchens, Bakersfield, Vermont. Yes, definitely.
You've been to do Jobs, jobs, jobs.
A few stars under the new twist.
What was that one? I'm just. I'm just making it interesting.
That was a that was a new is a man. Yeah, man. I'm a I'm a I'm an archive.
I'm an archivist. And you're doing the job for us. You can take the next couple.
Okay. Uh, A.J. RYSTAD Caldwell, Idaho.
In the morning. Guardians of Reality. First off, jingle requests. Atlas Shrugged.
Yes. We haven't had that one yet. Okay. Atlas Shrugged.
We might as well do it right off that. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
Thank you for ten years of M, 5 a.m. to deconstruction and to many more years of analysis
that could not be found anywhere else in the universe.
With your generous doubling of donations in celebration of your anniversary, I'm inviting
my coworker Chad Nelson, who hit me in the mouth around episode 180 to join the rest of
the knights and dames at the round table. How nice is that?
Yeah, that's fantastic. Very nice. Very nice of you to do.
And then we have. Dan Reeder. And Dan says,
like many fellow producers, they couldn't resist jumping on the bandwagon for your 10th
anniversary celebrations. Congratulations on a job well done and I hope you continue with
your show for many more years to come. And Aussie Dollar Adieu is now deemed to be in
parity with the USD and combined with the celebratory double credit.
I hereby donate $250 Australian, which brings me up to knighthood.
Hopefully the PayPal currency conversion doesn't screw you over too much in return.
Could I please ask for some IVF human resource karma for my wife and I?
Our first attempt a few months ago was not blessed by the best podcast in the universe.
So this time the milk to be insists that we not take any chances.
After all, no agenda has been proven to work right.
Jingle requests Go scream. Dealer's Choice End of the day song after this show.
Yeah, we can put that in the end of the day. Oh, at the end of the day. End of the day.
Yeah. No, it's actually. But at the end of the day, they're backing em. You know?
They're backing. Come on. End of the day. So that's what we'll play.
End of the show at the end of the day.
For my title, I'd Like to be known will be around Sunset.
Yes, that's what the EU is voting on.
Daylight Saving Time to to keep us in daylight hours when the show is finally over.
From my title, I'd like to be known as Sir Alf of the freenode IAC network.
Looking forward to meeting Adam if when he makes his great is Make Australia Great Again
tour if that eventuates. Cheers, says Dan Reader and I'm going to give him some of this
is the IVF karma this is important news.
That's one mother I like. Here we go.
You've got karma.
I went to Anonymous. Yep. 250 bucks. Just a deduction and a good scream.
That's it. All right.
You've been d deduced Michael Ashmore. 250 bucks, as was anonymous.
Thank you both for ten years. Been around the ride for seven of them.
You kept me sane through some serious ups and downs. This is my first monetary donation.
I've had a few people in the mountain sent in a few jingles along the way.
We told you so. Contrails, pre-crime and a number of others.
And boy, am I glad my funds would allow me to be part of such a momentous occasion.
Yes, the entire day, as a matter of fact.
Thanks again for being the best hosts in the universe.
Your media deconstruction is truly crisis and you mean the world to your listeners.
So if I could get a good old fashioned deduction, just send your cash in a pre crime just
to boost my ego a little. I also helped him out with his Beaujolais selection.
Oh, really? Now, I maybe as an aside, I wanted.
I might as well just let everyone know that they love this.
And we're going to be on here all day. Yeah. I don't really have anything else to do.
I got to go to Costco later or whatever. Let me let me. Hold on a second.
Let me do this for me. Do the d do you. You've been d deuced.
We just need cash. I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water.
Just send your cash before it's a crime. It's pre crime.
So if anybody likes to buy wine, it really.
A very well priced one is always a good deal except some maybe 30 bucks.
But generally speaking, get them for like under 20 is a good Beaujolais.
And what you want is a if you can. You want to get a crew Beaujolais that's called CRU.
Beaujolais. You look up, you r u c, r u a c r, you crush Beaujolais.
And then those are the Detalhes like Fleury Brewery.
Morgan There's a bunch of them. And they're all listed in the and go here.
You can type that into Google and you get the you get a Wikipedia list.
Some of those are better.
You want Beaujolais Village, try the lowest quality you can get.
But the point is 2015, many of the Beaujolais experts believe that 2015 Beaujolais days
are the best since the 1940s, and I have had some great expensive ones.
I've had cheap ones every 2015 Beaujolais I've had from cheap to very expensive, very
expensive ones are outrageous.
These are the most delicious wines for the price you'll ever get in your life.
And that's your tip. Tip of the day. Tip of the day. Have a tip on this show.
You always learn something. Anthony Fields from West Roxbury, Massachusetts.
Nuts. $250. Congratulations on the ten years and thanks for all the excellent work as a
black male with an alternative line of thought. Now there's a T-shirt.
I'm a black male with an alternative line of thought and I'm out for.
I truly appreciate the analysis offered by the show.
The M5 FM can be exhausting without the proper outlet when you're constantly being
berated with how you should feel or think based on skin color.
People's experiences vary so much depending on income and geographical location.
The fact that this narrative remains is ridiculous.
Anyway, I'd like to take advantage of your generous offer and top off my knighthood with
this donation, please knight me sir. Lost opportunity and keep up the important work as
the defenders of reality and play a blanket f cancer karma for all of those affected.
Anthony Fields. Thank you.
And I think you've got karma.
Stephen Powers or Steph and 250 is the ten more years. Thank you.
Joseph Hatch 250. Happy 10th from Servant Day. I guess.
Go podcasting. You like a party celebration horn? Parliament.
Yeah. And parliamentarian border.
Oh, okay. Parliament. Yay!
Uh. That is. Oh, yes, I got it. And I knew I had it somewhere.
I'm sorry. Parliament. Yay! First party celebration award. Anyone's All the horn.
The horn, The horns. Yes, I got horns. Horns.
Raise.
I know this is the one. Here it is. Oh, there we go.
Stop. You're out of control. You're up.
Roberto Machete. Today's a double celebration.
First, congratulations to you both on the 10th anniversary of the best podcast in
universe.
Second, my donation makes me an executive producer and takes me to knighthood status.
I became an avid listener in 2009, thanks to cranky geeks.
But the same could not be said about my contributions to your show.
However, I did manage to make some donations over the years until I pulled the pin as I
became a stingy bastard, as finances got a bit tight and I've been feeling guilty and
douchey ever since. When I checked the pay pal how much I'd contributed your double up
option made it an easy decision to contribute to the $250 dues to get a seat on the round
of the roundtable. And I also humbly asked for a deduction.
You've been d. I'd also like to ask for a dose of karma for my wife Ren, as she tries to
get her silver jewelry business off the ground floor.
Look for these silver ren on the face bags. A big thank you.
Also needed to go out to all the producers for the great work songs and jingle
contributions as they also help make a great product with no anal leakage.
Please knight me as Sir Art Mooney of the Perth Hills and indeed we will.
Thank you very much. And here's the karma for rent. You've got karma.
Onward with g mode or more a more perhaps to 50 U.S.. I want to call out
Vincente Fox as a douche bag douchebag and a racist in this
2007 clip with Jon Stewart attached to it, actually.
Vincent makes a demeaning comment about Evo Morales, president of Bolivia, saying that he
only speaks his dialect because he's indigenous.
Quotes. As a mexican citizen, I cringe every time I see Vincente Fox for using every
opportunity to virtue signal by blasting Trump for being apparently.
Just reading between the lines, saying he's indigenous is an insult.
Racist. Insult. Okay, got it. When he says he's blasting Trump for being a racist when
he's the racist, Fox's presidency was disastrous for Mexico, and it was during his tenure
that the drug cartels consolidated their power due to the rampant corruption during his
term in office. Today, I'm coming to the Noah Gender Roundtable.
Thanks to this and last show's double donations and I would like to be named Lord.
And I said and near my dais Monday by Neo.
My dais, my dais a neo Monday. Here's another ten more.
Here's to another ten best broadcast in universe.
Time permitting, I would like to request order. Here you go. Yeah.
Random numbers. Order bit.
British Parliament jingle followed by her head is gone and Adios, mofo.
All right, man. Thank you so much, Jim. Oh, and her head is gone.
Adios, mofo. Okay, George, borrow.
Congratulations on ten years at the BPP. I do.
It's a stunning achievement, and you should give yourselves a pat on the back.
And he's in the UK. Make sure to come to the meet up if you're anywhere near London or.
So. Mark Hudson, 250 bucks, Sir.
Tom Dangerous says no, no, no jingles, no nothing.
Now get on with the show. Exactly. And make sure to come to the meet up.
Yeah, sir. Road rules. Top. North Tonawanda, New York.
Yes, sure. Over the Tonawanda, New York State. I don't want you and J.
And K Sutton, and we'll move now. That's good.
Michael, Shane and Louis, Little Texas, 250.
I wanted to write a long note, but couldn't think of anything more important to say than
thank you for your twice weekly analysis and insight.
So thank you for your twice weekly analysis and insights as a twice.
So can I get a douche bag followed by Don't Eat Me, Hillary. Can you see the juice?
And Hillary is too delicious to believe. Yeah. Yeah. I think we can do that for you.
Do you? Do you? You've been de douche to me.
Hillary Clinton. Oh, my gosh. Can you see that, dude?
It's almost too delicious to believe, my friend. Boom.
Okay. All right. Amy Burlingame in Bergen, New York, 250. Happy anniversary, you guys.
Thank you for your courage. Go podcasting.
Chris Bullock and Bullock or I think in Madison, Louisiana.
Two 4833 This is interesting because he brought up another one of our failed experiments.
Yeah, another get out of podcasting gambit. Yeah, none of which work.
Listeners since the HEMA Underwear and Lisbon Treaty days.
Dang, I see. You know, I came across. I still have him.
I still have it. Well, undershirt, the wife beater. It's. It's as good as new still.
Well, I have some Hema underwear. The stuff is a real Hema. Doesn't exist anymore.
They went out of business. I can't get the underwear anymore. No, it's all done.
Search on eBay. Slightly used, but you can get him.
Oh, my God. Because that was it. There was this of a Staples place.
Here's what we can do. Here's a great idea. We could.
We can basically go to China, get the same underwear, and we'll use the same font.
You know, they have a pretty bold kind of. Yeah, a blocky sort of Franklin Gothic.
Bold. Right. So instead of Hema Ashima underwear, we'll make FEMA.
FEMA underwear. How about that? E under FEMA underwear.
Now with Faraday Cage. I can't believe this.
Well, what happened at the FEMA that he has done? Yeah, I know.
Times change. I blame the EU. Oh, totally. Christine could figure.
I'm no, I'm sorry, Chris, that no agenda critical thinking to my kids so they can spot
the talking points and don't look over here.
Moments in the news and social media observing the world through the deconstructionist
worldview lens is what keeps me going at times.
Besides Adam's infectious optimism and Jon's often overlooked one liners.
Very good. The thing that separates no agenda from the rest of the outstanding sound per
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Value for value is a model that works. People. Yes. Thank you.
I'm glad you enjoyed the production. This donation brings me to knighthood.
I get Enjoy the cheap cookies and cold coffee.
I would like to be knighted as Sir crawler, so I had to put sheep cookies and cold coffee
on the list. Kindly requesting jobs, karma and the ever popular jingle Italian girl.
Shut up, slave. Shut up. Slave started to scowl.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. That's your job.
You've got karma.
Christine could dagger to 4501. Happy 10th anniversary.
I decided to chip in the amount I've donated thus far, plus two pennies for Adams from
Adams Penny jar. Thank you both for all that you do and go podcasting.
Now, what I find interesting in the random of networking is the last two women that were
on the list both said the same thing. Paul on no jingles, no thing and go podcasting.
And but I got two pennies here, so I take the first one and that was the pants.
Okay, well, we have to deal with that is that the pence? The pence is up.
Send it send it to the vice president. I wonder if he knows.
Is that his money? He's there is named after a penny. He's more money than bitcoin.
I'm getting a punch in at Thomas Butterick, sir. Lady fingers. Congratulations, gents.
May I claim the title Baron of the Miami Valley?
Apologies to Kevin Porter of Beaver Creek, who just claimed his knighthood for the same
region last show. This has been my plan for some time.
As Baron, I pledged to organize and in a get together by the spring.
Listeners from Nice listeners from the region frequently show up on a donation segment
and it's high time we met. Jingle request blood curdling millennial scream service goat,
then blood curdling millennial scream and service goat and house buying karma.
Okay.
You've got karma, I would say, for the anyone who.
You can clip that, but that has got to be great for the Halloween party.
Okay. I'm going to do it so everyone can clip it out of the show.
We're going to be quiet.
Ringtone.
Ringtone ringtone is Albert Averse and Rico.
Virginia, too. Could you take about six or seven of these?
I'm going to go get some water. You bet.
And Rico, Virginia decided to double down on my first donation for your ten year.
Double down Courage. Shout out to Sir Mike of Wakefield and some colleagues of yours,
LAX, and go as many pupusas and screaming goats as you can handle.
Okay. And, well, I can do some.
I guess I can try. Let's see how we do here.
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You've got karma. There you go.
Jeffrey Kelly, Arnold, Marilyn to 3573.
Rookie Human Resource Karma for Francis and Veterans. Human resource karma for yourself.
Okay, I know what's going on there. You've got karma.
Jason Lane two 3333 Golden, Colorado. Dear Guardians of Reality.
I'm overjoyed to announce after being hit in the mouth in 2012, I finally earned a seat
at the roundtable. Adam, could you please throw a penny in?
I've got my pennies here to round up my knighthood. No problem.
Henceforth, I'd like to be known as Sir Jason Lane of Clear Creek Canyon.
Could you please add carabiners and cores? Is my saying that right?
Carabiners and cause I guess so. I'll add that to the list to the roundtable.
This is quite the list today.
Now, I'd like to call up my social justice warrior brother, Ronnie Lane as a douchebag.
Thanks for everything you do. Our lives wouldn't be the same without you.
Thank you very much, Jason. So, Brad Duggar, T or Doherty? Duggar.
T Venter City, New Jersey. Two 3310.
By my calculations, this donation makes me a viscount.
If the Peerj committee will allow, I would like to expand my territory to the Jersey
Shore and Delaware Valley.
I have not heard anything to the contrary, so I think we're good there.
Keep up the great work.
Here's to ten more years of the best podcast in universe Pronunciation.
Daugherty There you go. Ventnor Ducati. I said it right to Brad Daugherty.
Donald Dougan I hope to 29 parts unknown. Nearly two years after starting a business, I'm
finally starting to write myself a paycheck. Fantastic.
But now can I get some accounts receivable Karma? Yes, I know that problem.
You've got karma. Thank you very much.
Mary Paul Stewarts to 25. Lady of the manor.
Now finally a dame and just in time.
Well, try to think of something pithy soon. Love you guys. And we love you, Mary Paul.
We have Ryan Couture checking in from Mt. Vernon, Washington, 225.
A final push to complete my knighthood and for some much needed house buying karma here
in Washington State, please. Night, Mr. Ryan. Ad the refiner will do that.
Thank you for the awesome ten years and to ten more. Thank you Ryan.
You've got karma to do 290 five from our Arthur go bets sir hugger of
kitties included here with behold my small donation for your decennial not small at all.
Always appreciate it Thanks for keeping me sane Hug more kitties.
Regards sir. Hugger of Kitties from the Netherlands.
Stephan Klopp from Geneva. Congratulations on an amazing adventure.
You know, that is a never a truer statement made. It really is an adventure.
I had no idea. I had no idea. I had no idea.
And I want to thank you, John. You've kept me on the on the track, man.
A couple of times I was ready to quit. Show 100. That's right.
Show 160. That's the 109.
That is a funny part. You were so self-satisfied about.
You really thought you've done your job. You did 200 shows, which is a milestone.
We did 100 shows. I think we're good.
I was also in the middle of a divorce and everything was messed up.
You're kind of happy if it was out and it was done.
But you weren't easy to talk out of it now.
We really didn't hit our stride till around 600 anyway.
Is that the number? 600. I know, I know. Somebody knows. It's the pipeline show.
I know. That was 380 one. Was it? I think so, Yeah. 381.
And what amuses me is that we had deconstructed the show and showed 200.
Yeah. Which was not accurate.
No, that's why I'm cutting that show up and we're going to redo it. Okay, good.
Let me see Stephan here. Geneva is where he's from. Switzerland.
Congrats to the great Congratulations on an amazing adventure.
Here's the next ten years request f cancer from my friend Oliver.
Dealer's choice for jingles. Whoa.
You got Bud Slayer Bullshit.
Oh, I think you've got karma.
Okay. Onward. Yeah. Do you mind doing a couple now? Because I was relaxed.
Just chill. It's nice to be in Maya and Zurich.
Which is another interesting coincidence, because we have two two people that give
$220.22. And because of the random number theory, they're both from Switzerland.
Only one is 88, One's 22 in terms of everything. Jingle requests, jobs, jobs, jobs.
Nine, nine, nine. But slammed we into but I think which is funny because I just play that
that's interesting for a different guy another crazy coincidence.
Last time I was a requested job Kermit is Fabian says it works.
Talking about the Hitler obsession a year ago with Trump.
Did you know that all Swiss, German and Austrians call their driver's license?
Führer. Shine. Pure shine. Yeah. Pure shine.
I didn't know. I did not know that. Pure or shine. Interesting. I did not know that.
But I do have jobs. Karma for him? Yes. Sorry. Give him the good jobs.
Karma here and. Yeah. Got it. Yeah. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's vote for jobs.
I know.
Helm. You enjoyed that one a little too much.
Robert Dolan $222.22 last named Dolly and or Dolan, actually.
Dolan is what I said. Hmm. Ned. Ned. Net. Ned in the chatroom.
Hey, Net. I need it. I will try to email Jake. Well, maybe.
Dealer's choice with the service. Go to dad if you don't get an e mail in. Hold on.
Dolan. Dolan. Bill, I got the binder. I'm pretty sure I do.
I'm pretty sure we got this one. Let me get the binder.
I got the alphabetical D binder so handy.
Remember? Dolan, Dolan, Dolan, Dolan, James. James.
They go J When they go J. Yeah. Yeah. Here it is.
I got it. Wow. So handy.
Bob Dylan, I want to thank you for a great show on the Value for value model.
It's been a little while since I donated a double tap. Donation was a perfect time.
I'd like to thank Jaqui for the little quips of what happens in and around San Francisco
from time to time, as it has served as talking points when discussing things with my lib
turd cousin that lives in the Bay Area.
The poop map was funny and effective while the tent city shoveled to Oakland.
I thought I was going to make his head explode. Keep up the stellar work.
Can I get a living in a mac and cheese life followed by a service goat and a little girl?
Yay! Uh oh, wait a minute. That's interesting. I thought.
Dealer's choice. Well, I'm still on Robert Dole and.
We're. Well, I'm sorry. I'm completely lost now. Oh, well, where are you right now?
Where are you, darling? Right. He says.
Dealer's choice of choice, but the truth if he doesn't get the email in.
Oh, okay. Now I know. I'm sorry. Okay. Mac and cheese. I get it.
I get it. Mac and cheese. Sorry. 5 hours in. So we're.
Yeah. Yeah, it happens. Uh, now people are gonna say what?
How can these guys keep doing this for These guys suck, man. And what are they doing?
Mac and cheese like mac and cheese by Ayn Rand.
Little girl here. Oh, sorry. The logo. Yeah, it is. Yeah.
Hey, I'm waiting for Jerry Lewis to show up with the kid in braces and leg braces.
You know that guy, that kid from the Shriners Hospital? I love that commercial.
You know, Alec, he was in the Shriners Hospital.
Oh, man, that kid is genius for fundraising.
If we had that kid, we'd be multimillionaires. That cute little kid in the wheelchair.
Yeah, Neal. Yeah. That kid is so, so awesome.
I mean, I'm like, Damn, How can you? I can't resist.
Fabulous. It's unbelievable. Yeah.
Jason Green in Douglasville, Georgia, 215 to expand this one.
Here's another donation to say thank. Sorry. I'm Jackson Dark Roman. Yeah.
Here's another donation to say thank you to I know it a lozenge to you and the No agenda
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Audible user. I used to finish two books a month during my daily commute.
A few days ago I realized that I have seven credits worth 1495 each that I haven't used
because of your fine show.
So here's double the value of the seven credits because you guys deserve it now.
I'm $50 shy from being knighted. I intended to do that and give Adam a chance to prepare
for my knighthood as a dude named Mohammed.
I request a Sharia compliant knighting which includes no pork, alcohol or hookers.
Well, when that comes along, we'll do a special one for you.
I also hope this will be a wake up call. And yes, we knuckle under.
Two nights. All nights. So it's okay, though, if I have the hookers and blow rent Boys
and Chardonnay for the other nights and dames, I'll just make sure that he is in the no
pork, alcohol or hooker section. Yes. Okay. That's good. We have a special section.
Sure. I don't even know that he I mean, it seems to me that. Well, hey, I don't care.
He request, he gets. Yes.
I think he's just being facetious, though.
Michael Kaminer Cammarata from Bothell, Washington. 20702 in the morning.
Gentlemen, thank you for the opportunity to earn double credit on our donations as such.
Here's my final donation towards knighthood if it's still available.
I'd like to be known as Sir Michael of the dudes name Ben that I think is available.
Yeah. Happy fourth birthday to my son, Alex. And I'm Tobar, 28th.
And happy 10th anniversary to you, gentlemen. And regards Michael Kammerer.
Thank you very much. Caleb Nathan $206 NJ and K you.
Mm hmm. You're up. Those lists go back and forth. Tennessee We did the best.
Christopher Ramer 206 parts Unknown has a couple of jingles.
Why don't you read that? See if it says jingles. And I need to do that.
You see, that's the. That's Hillary. We came, We saw he died. Yes.
There is freedom. Yes. And it goes scream karma.
Oh, that's an easy one. Yeah. Yeah, we can do that. Okay.
What's the rest of the note?
He says $200 is the great service you provide for the great service.
Six bucks for this bloodsuckers at PayPal. Shout out to Andrew from Texas, who describe
my in a Awakenings succinctly with the seven steps toward sanity, Break down, keep up the
great work, and thank you for your courage.
What's the seven steps toward Sanity break down? I know we should figure it out.
I don't think we listed. No, we did it on the last show.
It's one of those little lists we read. Oh, remember? No, I So.
I mean, that is the land of unconfirmed. Yes, we came, we saw he died.
But anything to do with your business? Yeah, I sure did.
Contradiction. Those back.
That.
You've got karma. And thanks to Chris Wilson for putting that together.
The goat Scream Karma. Don't scream karma. This is Jamie and Jason Doolan, who came in
with two or two or two with a long note which I printed. I can do this one.
And he's from Las Vegas, Nevada. Two oh, two or two.
As you said, please read and use the following information judiciously.
I would prefer not to share some of this. Is this been edited properly than John? No.
Well, then, let's not do this. No, we're not going to do it. It's going to read this.
No, we'll read it and some other time when we do more analysis of the Las Vegas shooting.
But I will give him some karma for his donation. You've got karma and thank you.
Okay. You're up. Oh, okay. This is Torben Peterson.
Sharpsburg, Norway. Yell score by Osborne.
Or else could I? Well, that's more Swedish, I guess. 202 USD.
You for me above native level with your very generous gesture of a two for one scheme.
I've only listened to listen for five of your ten years, but I've been listening to every
last one of the episodes since sometime in April 2012.
Man, No Agenda has and still is the staple of my commute.
That's the goal. And the only thing I'm lamenting from time to time is that my fellow
commuters most likely are listening to some horrible commercial radio channel or worse,
the news. Instead, they could be working on shrinking that enlarged amygdala.
Thank you both for great analysis and entertainment and a huge thanks to all No Agenda
producers for their fantastic effort in making this the best podcast in the universe.
Yours truly. Future Night to be known as super Model Citizen if it's not already taken.
P.S. I've started commuting in a Tesla and it's great tips.
Could I get a jobs karma for my better half? You betcha.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. That's good for jobs.
You've got karma. Our newer end.
In Holland. That would be Nora and Nora.
Nora in Holland. $200.33. No note.
Let me just double check, see if any. Oh, yes. Wrong.
This is all done from February. It's nothing new. Well, thank you very much. He. He's.
He has sent stuff before. Links produces one typical prediction for guys.
One of my dudes. One of our guys. Michael Reed, Hand-cut, Maryland, $200.11. Thank you
for your courage in selling, in instilling sanity. To get to expand is no wrong.
Boom was call out as a douchebag about seven years ago.
Please d douche me and my and give me jobs karma you've been dude.
There you go. Instilling sanity in so many.
I like to be known as Sir cycle Michael of the Potomac seems psycho Michael.
And then we have Eric Mckerrow. It's $200. You have a note?
Something in the binder. Wow. Maybe. Let's look at the binder. Binder.
M l am in. K. L.
Uh, no. No. Nothing. Okay.
Well, we appreciate his support in the briefing room. He'll be an executive producer.
Robert Vertebra, Palmetto, Florida. $200. Gentlemen, thank you so much for all you do.
Hours of listening to all the crap the media has to offer so we don't have to.
No agenda is a national treasure. This donation with your generous two for one offer
places me over the top for my knighthood.
I would love to be able to serve veiled in FEMA region for I believe that's available.
Can I get a resource? Yes, I do.
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We much we must and we will much about that you commit to you've got karma.
Stephen. Stephen. Jury $200. I believe this puts me over the top for a night.
And I would like to be circumspect. Think we have No. We have a sir.
Com sized. Yeah. Circumspect. Circumspect.
Knight of the Missouri Ozarks and Jackson County.
I've been listening for over nine years, and you guys keep getting better. Thanks.
And please keep it coming, engine. Okay. You got it.
Anonymous. You have anything there? I have.
Uh, I got it. Anonymous, please. Gentlemen, this donation takes me on a knighthood.
I like to be known as sir. What's his face over there, sir?
What's his face over there? Fergie. Once a Fletcher Putin and a karma.
Looks forward to mutton and mead. Boom.
You've got karma. They're ready for you.
To Gregory Worley and even to Virginia.
Good friend of the show, longtime supporter. Do 200 bucks.
Triple knighthood to become Baron of Smith Mountain Lake Virginia.
That's something good. Chris Hansen 200 bucks.
Thanks again for all your courage. Special birthday anniversary donation for my Year 44.
My Smoking hot girlfriend Terry, 51 and a beef Patty You ten.
Plus the balance for some EP recognition and ducats for achieving a knighthood soon.
Keep up the great work. Birthday shout out for Terry who's birthday falls on 1028.
All right. I believe on those two. I'll take care of Karen.
The Heights, Ma Van Van Heights, Mo van Height, SMA $200.
Parts unknown in the US, though. Congratulations on ten years. Please play, little girl.
Shut up, slave. It reminds me of work and some general karma. Yes.
Good. You've got karma.
Steven Wolf in Kirkland, Washington. Goat. Goat. Karma, please.
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I'm going to be dreaming that frigging thing tonight. Yeah.
This time it's anonymous. 200 bucks Karma to the hosts at best.
You've got karma. Mitchell.
Coffman All right, you got to go. No need to read on the show.
This should take me over $1,000. I would like to join the other dudes.
Name Ben as Sir Mitch of the dudes named Ben. Not a problem.
You're done all night, Keane. $200 from PDX to no agenda.
Thank you for the best info. Edutainment Podcasting universe. We need you guys.
The universe needs you both Dow and the law firm. Hold on.
Surrounding in the Netherlands. $200. Happy 10th anniversary.
I would listen to your show for about four years.
The downing of MH 17 woke me up like many other Duchies you guys help is helping us stay
woke. Thanks a lot, sir. D a volunteer routing? Yes. He's been around for a while.
Douglas Kuhlman $200 parts unknown.
Dear honey anchor and bindle sniff.
What are they doing to my missing here, Honey, are there?
What a long, strange trip it's been. I'll drink to that.
Been here since episode one NJ and Case Woody of the Dakota Territory.
Screw it. I'm giving you karma. Episode one. Kidding. You've got karma.
What a maniac. Mike Clark. I got him in Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Well, you are indeed the best podcast in the universe.
You were also the primary sanity check for so many of us out here, and your hard work is
greatly appreciated. My wife and I thoroughly enjoy the show together and has
dramatically changed the way we watch the news at night, making it mostly unbearable.
I started listening in 2012 and made my first donation in 2014. I couldn't.
We should just like Casey Kasem. I started my listening in 2012.
I made my first donation in 2014. I just couldn't stand being a douchebag anymore.
I chipped in with a 3333 month plan early 2016, now lacking only 200.
To complete my knighthood, I couldn't resist the opportunity to get a $4 credit with a
double up offer. Not quite pulling off. Thank you. I thought you started good.
You started good. And I just.
You crossed out in the middle and you almost finished well and tiring.
So with this $200 donation, I reached knighthood legitimately.
I score a decent producer ship credit since I am also a hot air balloon pilot when not
managing the dude's name.
Ben, I would like to be known as Sir Arrow Knight of the Knots. Get it?
That's right. Those guys, you know, they steer with the wind, and so they.
They go up and down altitude to catch like these little mining you for directions.
Yeah, I know. I've crashed in a balloon, so it's not my favorite, but I will start
working on getting my wife the always lovely kitty up to Dame status in the near future.
And by the way, I'm not saying things wrong with balloons.
I just like aircraft with engines. Mike Clark. Yes, Looking forward to your ceremony.
Here's another ten years. You got it.
You have a note for Jim C from Andover, Massachusetts.
I do have a note from Jim. C Hi, John, and thanks for all the hard work.
It said that there are so few, so few voices in our country calling for peace.
I'm grateful that you are among those that are.
Your consistent and eloquent call for peace, compassion and plain old sanity is needed
today more than ever. So for the brown people in Sandy places, the yellow people in
eastern places and the little people in every place are being sacrificed and impoverished
on the altar of our imperial technocratic aspirations.
Please accept this donation that I hope will keep you speaking for another ten years and
more. Wow. There you go. Please clap.
That was good. Robert Ray was very Roberts.
And we'd have another note that he handwrote. But he wrote it. He actually handwrote it.
And he says it starts with the story about the writing. So I can only read part of this.
Guardians of Sanity, thank you for your service.
I started listening about a year ago, and you all saved me from election depression
disorder. Hmm. Yeah. Is that a good one? Election EDI.
Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee. Good. Very good.
I have gripes as I have gripes as well. And something kind of silly like your guest is
castigation of my decision to attend college and the constant berating of the atrazine.
Your analysis of the student loan debt in college scam along with most everything else,
is beyond comparison.
It pains me to hear donations low of late, and I only wish I could do more to help.
No agenda to make sure it continues.
Those who say I have better things to spend my money on lies.
Yours truly. Robert Robert's Surf of the Pacific Northwest.
James Schmitt's one 9007 Knoxville, Tennessee.
Gentlemen, please find attached my belated contribution to continue your work in opening
the eyes of we downtrodden slaves. The manipulations of the media and government are a
continual threat to our sanity, and my humble pittance is offered to help continue your
work with a double credit. This should bring me within one penny of knighthood.
Adam, could you please throw one in?
First, I would like the title of Sir James of LA County Highlands if available.
I'm sure it is common to all. You've got karma.
Anonymous, Brooklyn, New York, Anonymous from Brooklyn here taking advantage of the
double credit to finish my third knighthood.
Somehow I completed my second one without realizing on a 33, not 33 month plan where it's
more should be, more people should do requesting to be upgraded to a baron of the broken
MTA. That's your great work. You keep me sane and entertained.
Twice a week for 3 hours at a time. If you're going to New York City, save some time.
Don't ride the metro. Yes, I'm bitter. Wow. That was your Brooklyn, huh?
That I've. Well, it was nose. My grouchy guy went in there. I got it. I got it.
Well, he says Anonymous from Brooklyn here.
Yeah, he said Brooklyn, but I can't do the Brooklyn. Oh, no, you do Brooklyn.
Glenn, David Wilson is from Queens.
I think I could do kind of Philadelphia, but I can't do Brooklyn.
And if I could do Brooklyn, I could do Trump.
And I can't do Trump, so I can't do Brooklyn. David Wilson from Queens is from Queens.
He's not from Brooklyn. David Wilson is from Queensland, Australia.
Springer To be exact.
John Adam Here is a $250.06. Aussie dollar gets dollar dollar reduce.
Would you take me over the line for knighthood? I would like to be known as Sir David.
John Wilson, Fencer of Minerva. Fencer is an archaic form of defender and Minerva is
another form of a name for my locality. Congratulations on ten years.
My regards, Sir John. You know I am a fencer.
You know, I was a fencer. Oh, so you're actual fencer. Yeah, but the sword.
Well, we call it a foil. Yeah, whatever.
My son in law just killed Junior. I can challenge him to a duel.
I guess you're good. Does he do saber or foil? He has foil. Mm hmm.
Q It's been a while. He's not going to do it.
Brian Tobiason one 8081 Gardner, Kansas.
I simply couldn't pass up the generous doubling offer.
This total is $0.67 more than I needed for the straight up 1000 when you're doubling.
But I couldn't resist the palindrome. That's right. 18081. Please.
Night me is Sir Brian Tobias. And nothing fancy.
I'd like to add some Blanton's bourbon to the roundtable.
Okay, let me get that Blanton's bourbon.
Lastly, can I get a birthday shout out to my son? Matteo turns one on the 27th.
Thank you for your courage, gentlemen. I so much appreciate all that you do.
We appreciate you. And Blanton's bourbon is on the list.
John Vogel and Broncs. Yay! Here comes another great impersonation.
Just step back. Hello.
Uh oh. John. Oh, geez. Oh, I think I.
Yeah. Oh, there you go. I think that was on that one was on me.
What happened? Just the, the, the wi fi on the Mac.
It just reheated, I guess. Too much. Too many gigabits. Flown through the wires, man.
All right, then let's go back to John Vogel. Pick him up there.
Hello. Yeah. Okay. Don Vogel, $180 from the Bronx, New York.
A I'm honored to be an executive producer for this historic show.
Ten years later, you experiment has yield an entertaining product with a unique
perspective. Here's to ten more years of jingles.
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It's me. It's me.
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Showboat, grandstand. The FBI director has no credibility.
He's the wrong man for that position. Call me. Hold me. James. Me.
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I like that. Call me. It's a great song. It's Blondie. Of course.
Call me nuts. Thanks. Anonymous. 175.
Anonymous. Anonymous. Anonymous. Known him. US.
John, you finally found a way to get an old skinflint to open his wallet.
I love. I got dance. I want to dance.
I got some get well karma needed for a close relative. Okay.
And coming up at the end of the show next week, you've got karma at the end of the show
next week. Is that what you said? Yes. Yes, That's kind of what I said.
Email from Jim Coyle at GMA.
How do those two guys talk so long? I know.
Well, I'm from New York. So what did you want to talk. You want to talk?
You don't want to talk? I'm talked out.
An email from Jim Coyle, Jim Kirk in $175, as did Anonymous.
And see what you got here. I might have it in the binder.
You might want to look it up on your other system. I did.
I could not find anything, sadly, Tom, that I'm unaware how.
But we're going to go to the one fifties. To the one fifties here.
Have a little further. Okay. Not if I'm having a good time.
Oh, time of your life. Hey, for 20 past, I'd better get on the stick.
Mark Hall one 7257 Our buddy. Yep.
Uh, boom. John Adam, Congrats on ten.
After years of working with robots, I was rapidly turning into a grumpy misanthrope.
Three years ago, I met a guy in the streets of a small West Texas town named Adam.
I later learned that this was the amazing Adam Curry. They were Wolfman Jack working.
Oh, and co-hosted No Agenda. Now I can report that after listening to No Agenda on a
regular basis, my amygdala is back than normal.
And my T levels are off the charts. Yes.
I'm sending in this on this basis. And I'm sending you a list.
Okay. It's backed by two for donation, which should take me to knighthood.
Henceforth, I'd like to be known as Sir. Send Sir Charles and Coco of the Mexican and
Spanish managers of the Spanish sustained culture of the Spanish man. All right.
I bet Wolfman Jack. Good. Okay.
That's close to your Alex Jones. Yeah, that's a little more growly.
I think you should start with that and then you could back it off.
Look at the documents. No, no, it doesn't have the right tonality.
Matthew Aylward, Sir. Matt of the moon, $170. It's been far too long since I've donated.
Your show is truly an incredible resource and more important than ever, I find myself
looking forward to your insights and analysis as the m5m continues to dig deeper and
deeper. Keep up the great work. Boy, that M5 m meme really caught on, didn't it?
Along with today being the 10th constantly along with today being the 10th anniversary of
the show, it's also my 33rd birthday. I'd like to give myself a birthday shout out.
I'm currently in Japan on a deep calendar of Japan on a two week business trip.
I could use some travel karma for the trip back home.
On the way here, my team got stuck overnight on the 22nd on the Shinkansen.
That's the high speed train near Mount Fuji doing it due to a power failure at the
station likely due to Typhoon Lan.
They have names for their typhoons. We finally made it to our hotel around 7 a.m. on the
23rd after traveling for more than 30 hours. 33, by any chance.
Let's see what jingles does he want here, John? He was an Obama. You might die.
A good scream followed by Dr. Kiki. It was worth it.
Oh, the worth it. I haven't played that one in a while.
Okay. You might die.
It was worth it. It was worth it. Great combination, but very funny.
Okay. Vivian Poole. Oh, Vivian. Yes, we know Vivian. Vivian.
This donation, when combined with your generous celebration contributions, should make me
a baroness. Congratulations on ten years of preserving the truth.
I have my challenge going nearby. I wear my ring proudly.
No agenda helps to maintain my sanity.
Thank you for your service and all the hours you put into the show.
Thank you very much, Vivian. That's so kind of you. John Davis, Brentwood, Tennessee.
One 6711. My donation includes 56 bucks in homage to my 56 K modem gateway drug to the
internet and one 1111 which I term wall of missiles donation in honor of my daughter,
Lieutenant Kim Davis, who controls ten nuclear missile sites on a daily basis in North
Dakota. We have cool producers.
We'd like a little inside info.
Well, other millennials look for safe spaces to protect their feelings.
My 24 year old safe space is 100 feet under the ground in a capsule providing a warm
blanket of nuclear deterrence for our country.
Please, a shout out Bully for Kim, who I hit in the mouth a year ago.
Your show is literally making the world a safer place to live.
Bully is missiles are speak for well done, apparently indifferent in deference to Teddy
Roosevelt. Yeah bullied by bully for you.
I didn't know, you know that I can play for you. But let me just let me and anyone.
Some pupils for obvious reasons, but. Just reread that because what he's saying is
because of our show, we literally because we keep Kim Beazley safe.
We are keeping the world a safe place. Well, I think Kim's right. Keep yourself safe.
But I'm glad she listens to the show.
I think it'd be dynamite to know that somebody in a silo. Yeah.
And do you really have that two keys and got to go? Yeah. Turn the key.
You would like to do that? I think so. This true? Got lots of pupils for you.
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Okay.
There you go. Eric Schmidt in Frankfurt. Deutschland.
Eric Schmidt in Frankfurt, 167. It's an outstanding product.
Thank you for your work. Thank you. No messing around with that guy.
Nathan Landsman in Bloomington, Ohio, won 60 667 of the twice weekly dose of sanity
working to decent, big and D win big in my amygdala DMV.
Get the Ambien. I request job in higher education, calmer for my fiancee and myself.
Okay. And we go jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's good for job. You've got karma.
Daniel Erlich in Bulls burg, Pennsylvania. 166, six, seven again.
Keep doing what you're doing. My sanity would suffer without the BPA.
You love loving life, Sir Dan. Hi, Jen, says Kenneth Valberg.
But he's from Holland, so. 466 66 Genesis includes my long road to knighthood.
This concludes my long road to knighthood since March 2013.
Yes, I've been a douche bag a few years before that.
As I've been listening to every No Agenda show and the daily source code from the very
beginning, you make my daily commute bearable and provide a healthy dose of amygdala
shrinkage. Being from O'Meara in the Netherlands, the title of Sir Kenneth Below the Sea
seems appropriate. I agree. No jingles, no Carmen and Jank, thank you very much.
John J.
Curto Doomed in Doomed in Florida one 6666.
Note for donation emailed to John. Don't have it. Maybe I should check real quick.
Let me see if I have one. People get confused often.
No, I do not have anything in the database. Sorry.
Well, let me take a quick look on squirrel. See you. Squirrel emails, everybody.
Click here to scroll to the Squirrel Giant Crater.
It is known for donations sent whenever jingle request are.
Okay. Ready? In his note, he put it at the beginning. Okay.
Donate to No Agenda song. Yeah. Thanks, Obama.
The service goes scream in general karma for all. Oh, that's not too bad.
No, it's not better. He says Please de douche me as I was not granted my requested
deduction from my last off cycle monthly donation over a year ago.
Let me. Don't let you in. You've been d. Okay.
This stone donation is long overdue. I have a monthly subscription.
The value I receive from you both in difficult and both is difficult.
And hang a dollar sign to hang a dollar sign on. I get it. Oh, I see.
In other words, the word so that we can really put a price on it. Well, that's true.
Adam has a spare penny to throw in while doubling my 166 donation.
I'll make it 333. I'd be forever grateful. Earlier this year, my.
My family offered a terrible tragedy.
Suffered a terrible tragedy is severely darken my days for many months.
Thankfully, things are starting to look up. However, during those dark times and No
agenda show was one of the very few places I could turn to for a smile and laughter.
Aside from my smoking hot girlfriend Ariana and my family, the show gave me hope and
helped me stay on the course for this. I could never repay you, so thank you very much.
I would like to call out dude Name Glenn Bukowski for being a douchebag.
Instead, I hit him in the mouth months and months ago to balance his age, show
compulsions, and although he enjoys the no agenda show regularly, he has yet to donate.
I must also give a shout out to Chris and Chase at the unit filter show who are
responsible for my finding no agenda in the first place. We thank them profusely.
Yes. Thank you, Chris. Thank you, Chase. I am from Dunedoo, Dunedin, Florida, where the
far cry playing basement dwelling pederast Psycho was found to be hoarding weapons and
images of nearby schools. We also have a serial killer in the loose in Tampa, and these
days no agenda is more important than ever to help us keep our sanity.
My smoking hot girlfriend affectionately refers to you both as Uncle John and Uncle Adam
and eagerly looks forward to the show, making for many lively discussions over dinner,
especially when giving her unique perspective.
As a Cuban who has only been living in the United States Gitmo nation for the last two
years. Again, I cannot thank you enough for what you do.
I'm truly forever grateful and loving life. I'm not sure what we'd do without you.
And it's a donate song. Thanks, Obama. Go scream Karma.
Uh, it's funny you should ask. Just clicked on the thing.
It's been so long. Yeah, it's donate to know what you donate and then.
Oh, thanks, Obama. Yeah. And the goat scream and karma donate to no agenda.
They give us shirts, we get there, we donate to No Agenda is a show that's really you
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Actually, that's pretty funny. His Benjamin. Benjamin Mattson in Bay City, Missouri.
One 6666. I've been listening for too long without donating. Please, de douche me.
Okay. Do me do that. Right.
You've been d deuced but also like to request some health care from my beautiful wife.
We're traveling to a clinic in John's neck of the woods, San Francisco, in December as I
hear a Hail Mary Tennessee.
Undiagnosed illness that she's been fighting for three years.
Finally, you don't mind throwing in that, I guess, going to Stanford or something?
Yeah, San Francisco, maybe. Fine. If you don't mind throwing in that extra penny for the
Joel Grant to 333, I'd appreciate it. You know, I'm going to give her some service.
Go, Carmen. Bring out the big guns. You've got karma.
See how that works? Euro. France.
Franck Kasowitz Independence.
Minnesota nuts won 6665. Hello, John. Anatomy is a number of jingles here that I have to
look up, making my first donation to the No Agenda show besides buying a hat from the No
Agenda shop. I'd like to call out Ted Strauss as a douche bag, even though he introduced
me to the show and has donated to the show now. But he's a man overboard.
Oh, there we go. For for about a year now, due to listening to too many podcasts like
sports podcasts and Loveline and with Mike and Dr. Drew.
Yeah, but the main reason I'm calling him out as douchebag is I am still a little mad
about the bet he made with Mike, the janitor and I for the 2016 election.
We heard about this earlier.
He made the bet that if Hillary won, he would get $50 from both of us.
And if Trump won, he would pay both of us $1,000.
He was looking at the polls and to 70 to win.
He isn't a Hillary supporter.
He was just looking at the numbers after we all shook hands on it.
He did ask me later if we should write this down on paper.
I said, Dad, But after the election he refused to pay us due to Hillary winning the
popular vote. Oh, man in the wash.
Dig, dig, dig, move. Only Mike was pissed because he was going to buy a slash
adopt a hypoallergenic dog for his son.
I tried to talk to try a service goat.
I tried to talk to Ted about lowering the payout, but he refused.
Mike did threaten Ted, but nothing happened after that.
I just let it go and figured that karma will get him in the end.
I'm not mad at him, but that he refused to pay up is pretty lame. Keep up the good work.
Play the jingles and karma. The jingles are at the top. I can tell you what they are.
Okay. All right. Hit me. Hit me. I guess. Who is fat bitch?
Yes. Fletcher the Fluorite. The best part of waking up is fluoride in your cup.
And we. And we gave him everything. I have no idea what that is. We gave you what?
We gave him everything. It's like a contest we got going.
I don't. I really don't know. In three notes. I don't know what that is.
I don't either. Now, let me see if I can find the.
Where's the fluoride in your cup? I know, man. That's an old one.
Yeah, It should be under fluoride, I guess. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. And. Oh, maybe this is it. All right, well, I'll just give him the karma service.
Go. I don't know what we gave him. Everything is better this far away, you know.
Is fluoride in my cup?
You've got karma. It's been a while since I heard that one.
Yeah, that is actually pretty cool. That's cool. Oh, go ahead.
You can do it. Adam Selby. Parts unknown. The U.S. one 6661.
Thanks for producing such an excellent show and congrats on ten whole years.
It's easily one of my essential. It's easily one of my only essential podcast along with
the fantastic Congressional dish. Jen Rainy A We feel somewhat as a sprout of our show in
a way, which I found through Adam to mention on a previous show. Value for Value Works.
Yes, sir. Johnny Oh, Night of the Firearms one 6650 also in the United States have kept
my nation parts unknown from Sir Johnny. Oh, night of the firearms.
Happy 10th anniversary. Here's to ten more n j n k. Thank you so much.
And I'll take Michael Snyder, Santa Rosa, California. One 6650.
Today we celebrate the longevity of No agenda ten years.
But it's the quality that is the real star. I've been listening since episode four one,
and the show has only gotten better over the years.
From the media deconstruction to the production values, truly the best podcast in the
universe and what is out here fact based fact base.
I understand this. Thank you Adam John for all you do.
Dale Norman Sherrill, Indiana won 6650 again.
I was hit in the mouth after seeing how the sausage was made on YouTubes and hooked.
Ever since I have been in control room megaphone.
For my own part, I have a control room megaphone for my own podcast.
You guys are legends. All the best. Can I get it?
It's a scam too to the head and thanks. Obama. Can you do the the scam live?
Okay. It's a scam. Thanks, Obama.
Perfect.
Brian Moss, Rancho Santa margarita, California, $166.50. Congratulations, John and Adam.
Ten years is a long time to do anything. You are truly making a difference this year.
I've enjoyed sharing the podcast with my 13 year old son, David, Devin, Devin.
Devin. I think that in its undoing years of alternate universe upbringing from the school
system. NJ And no jingles, no karma. Another human resource Save John.
We've saved yet another one for Richard Gardner and Baron Richard Gardner in Chicago went
6650 Outstanding Achievement. Gentlemen, I can hardly believe it's been over seven years
since I started listening to the show. Incidentally, has anyone ever pointed out that
your anniversary date is identical to the key date from my favorite movie, Back to the
Future? Huh? Oh, is that. Is that so? Was that the date that they traveled?
Why is my voice going up the whole time? I don't know. It could be true.
And there it goes again. That's not actually surprise. I got to get.
I got to do something with my. I keep going up like that. That's probably true.
We'll see you going. Your turn. We're going to do a showdown.
You you're back and forth here. All right. I.
That's not going to work to go to Cruise's.
Mike Pollack, eh? In the morning.
John and Adam, congratulations on your 10th anniversary.
I recently came across a No Agenda podcast now.
My life has improved end user experience.
I got to write that down. We improve your end user experience.
Thank you for all you do. Please accept this donation of 220 ish Canadian funds, hence
the one 6650 and doubling that for the purposes of accounting.
I request this as an executive producer.
Credit Gentlemen of the Manor a podcast license and a penny.
I got a penny for you right there. I appreciate this opportunity you are providing to the
producers as a disabling condition and subsequent lay off means I have to make every bid
go as far as I can. So someone supporting the V for V model, doubling donation amounts
and accepting canned and avian money at par is like Alex Jones 360 win.
An Alex Jones 360 win. I'm not quite sure what that means.
So it's something I've seen references to it.
I don't know what it means, but the chatroom, you know, disclosure I work I need to work
for nor or do I hold investments in Infowars. Thank you.
Happy belated to the love of my life. My smoking hot wife, Christina.
Happy 10th birthday to the No Agenda podcast and happy birthday week. Thanks, Adam.
Next week to me, if you please, I could really use a deduction Karma, Jobs, Karma and WTC
710 more years of no agenda.
Thank you for your courage and cheesy Santa logo.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
Ben D's douche. So you've got karma.
Thank you. Mike from Canada. Brian. Brian. Going back in for a showdown.
Back and forth, back and forth. Go. Brian McVicar one 6515.
Thanks for the jobs. Kermit works. Congratulations on ten years. Boom, You're up.
Boom. Count. 11. Yes. No, 12 at this point.
Here we go. This is Joel Blazek.
From Reno, Nevada, one 6016. Double up the boob for a double boob job.
ITM sir Job battle born baronet. Thank you very much, sir.
And remember 11 black. I got that one 6015.
He's an old last Kansas general request.
My millennial stay will go scream Knicks Donald likes Nazis 999.
And some job for my friend. It's John and Adam.
Congratulations on ten years of award winning podcasting excellence.
Thank you. And again, Australia. Sorry about that is just a giant one.
I name of the city of residence pronounced au lait au lait.
It does but doesn't help actually going to local usage in that book of knowledge.
Only old leafs don't mind it. Mildly amusing for pronounce John au last.
Am I doing wrong? I have no idea what you're doing till I get the pronunciation.
I don't see the difference. I don't know you.
Okay, Well, I want to think you smoking hot to I back the right thing.
Yeah. Yeah. But today's donation was 66, and it's just a whole page of notes.
As you guys, you got to not send me these things. So shorten it up a little bit.
You and your generous double credit offered does your intended version of suppressive
trash. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I cannot even understand your English now.
Okay, Take your time. I would like to be known as Sir Evan, Benefactor of boobs.
I want to thank my smoking hot girlfriend, Melissa, for being the best romantic partner
I've ever had. I'm grateful we live in the same universe.
The one without pussy hats. There are pussy hats in this universe no matter what.
When you're in hate loving Trump and hashtag me to status updates of oppression.
Even though she does not regularly listen to the No Agenda show like I do, we can have
constructive conversations about what I learned from the show.
She should listen to the show and love each other very much.
We are making long term plans to be together. Oh, nice.
My long term friend Jameel turns 39 years old on Sunday, October 28.
So do we have another birthday list? Yes. I remember him asking me nine months ago, six
months ago, to take him to the emergency room when he had an experience in a suicidal
ideation. Oh, man. Drugs? Yeah. Prescription drugs?
Yeah. So this birthday seems more significant for me.
He has had a challenging year dealing with depression and anxiety that prevents him from
working. So I'm hopeful that some mental health karma from the show, in addition to his
present day strategies for improving his mental health, can help him in some way.
So he needs it in the same way that jobs Carmen f Cancer Karma have held many other no
agenda listeners. Yes, we can do that with all your jingles as requested in your you
rather than longish notes.
My Millennials stay while Donald loves Nancy's.
Donald loves Nazi. See, I didn't say that.
He's KKK. He shouts, To hell with it. Wow.
Nine, nine, nine nine, nine.
I think that Kamala is quite a wall of sound there.
They call me the Phil Spector of podcasting. Your turn.
Michael. Stu lock star locks do lock from parts unknown in Gitmo nation proper one 1616
The double credit rewards me for being like Clay Travis and believing in two things
completely the First Amendment and boobs.
So for sponsoring a pair of boobs, I become an executive producer. Thanks.
No agenda. Charles Couch, Thank God. Oh, no.
If you could do it, I can get the clips.
Charles Couch once I tell, we're going back and forth a bit.
But when I have to look up clips, you know, it's a little. Yeah, okay.
We're not going to give up on that. If there's clips, I'm reading it. You got it.
Charles Couch 159 The Nation Two for one plan puts me in the knighthood.
My accounting will be sent in a separate email.
I would like to be known as Sir Charles of the coin operated Laundromat.
Please call out the following three douchebags.
Katie Douche bag. Aaron Douche bag.
Kyle Douche bag. Adam Two of my requested clips, they may not exist as they were from
recent episodes, which you said you would clip, but I'm unsure you have them, so if you
don't have them, no worries.
Also, please give out some newlywed karma for my smoking hot wife and me.
Okay. Yeah. Clip request. Hillary Clinton is a bigot.
No, I don't have that one. I have the other two. Stop the hammering. You might die.
Happy ten years. Thank you for the sanity, Sir Charles of the coin operated laundromat.
Stop the hammering. I had a swollen the needles below. What the hell?
You've got karma. You might die. There we go.
But you, mom, die of a swollen amygdala. Okay.
Mark DeWitt. $150. That should give me knighthood with the Double Miles campaign.
I want to be sure ever of the white lies and whatever and forever of the white New
Jersey. Even to make a specific comment for my little brother was pulmonary fibrosis.
Oh, man. Yeah, Yeah. You've got karma on karma.
Do your thing. Do your thing.
Brian, Leslie and Bremerton, Wash. 156 30 5713 1269 for each night.
And so with this two for special, I'm only one 5635 away.
And with this donation, I have reached knighthood.
I would like to be known as Sir Latte Knight of the BRIMELOW. Okay.
Thanks for providing ten years of media deconstruction for being the best podcast in any
year is going to have a doctor geeky science that is just like popular one today.
We haven't played that forever. Now. Now everyone wants it. Interesting.
Atlas Shrugged and then a goat scream.
No, that's the most popular one already. Science.
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
Simon Leonard somewhere of one 5624 I Can you tell us.
Please accept these 200 Canadian dollar. It's towards my knighthood.
I believe Jon mentioned that even a lowly dollar would be accepted for both the US dollar
value and double credit for this ten year promotion. Correct. You are. Thanks.
I'm not quite a night level yet, but if possible, I'd like to reserve the title of Sir
Simon Leonard The hoodwink night. I'm sure that's okay.
Also, please call out Carl Plasterer and Shawn Driver as douchebag he one and there's
two. I just hit Shawn in the mouth the other day, but I had Carl years ago and he still
has yet to become a producer. As far as I can tell.
I must say that some Trump jobs karma that Adam so generously extended to me in June has
gone a long way. Thank you very much.
No jingle across from me except for some general karma for everybody. Thank you.
I'm happy to jobs, karma, work. Simon, You've got karma.
Colin airs in Blissfield, Michigan at one 5333.
Congrats on ten years of exposing bullcrap.
I'd like to express my sincere gratitude for the work you do.
I've been a loyal listener since episode 518 and I can't imagine what we would do without
your insight. Please give a shout out to my sexy mistress, Samantha Hayes.
Amanda, who has a been a regular listener for three years.
Also, give Toby Digital a douche bag call out Douchebag pestered me for a good long
while. Listen to your show and is yet to donate.
Lastly, I ask for some career small business karma from myself and some good general
karma for the rest of Earth's inhabitants.
With the exception of the Reptilians and the Archons.
Yes. Sincerely colonizers from Blissfield.
You've got karma. I'm going to step back to the one before that that we skipped Dean
Hormel in Westford, Massachusetts. 154 33. It is with great pleasure to support the TBI
to you with this special hundred $54 and 33 cent donation doubled to 366 for the 10th
anniversary. No agenda, No agenda. Show number 976.
I've been with you since show 669 is a crossover from Twit donating small amounts since
February 2015. Your analysis, wit and banter is second to none.
This special double donation brings me very close to knighthood, which I will hold back
until December this year, leaving room for a very crowded podium for the Thursday 10th
anniversary show. I humbly request the following cancer for my 90 year old father
diagnosed with bladder cancer from earlier this year.
Winter Seasonal job Karma for my 24th point 24 year old son finishing up his fall fly
fishing guide and guiding in the ad k 80 k e k is job new work karma for my
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It's been a slow summer for new work.
Health karma for my wife will be entering our 33rd year of marriage in November.
General karma for you both your families and all the no agenda produces a birthday shout
out to my daughter Mary turning 27 on October 26.
Happy birthday, Mary. Jingle Requests 33 is the magic number.
Thank you for your courage. Your humble producer, Dean. Yeah.
Okay, we got that. Dean. Hold on. I'll be right with you here.
Boom! 30 three. That's a magic number.
It's. My God, I.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. That's good for jobs.
You've got karma.
That was all. A lot of information seemed like code for an attack on the German train
station in Berlin. Anonymous in Frisco, Texas, $150.51. A palindrome donation that
remains one when doubled. If. If Adams throws in a penny.
Okay. Yeah. Hold on, Penny. Coming. Right.
Uh, Penny. He needs a douche bag. Call out to Steve.
Okay, Steve. Jewish bag jingles, climate gate and a woman with the Constitution.
Thanks for all you do. Love and light future dame Firecracker.
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Happy 10th anniversary for the best podcast in the universe.
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Please give a lot of calm as I am single and have been this way, way too long trying to
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remind everybody the destruction of Club 33 was an inside job, just like WTC seven.
Club 33 will not go away. I demand to know why Adam and John unwilling to talk about Club
33 anymore where they paid off.
To hide the Hillary Clinton email server that was stored in the champagne room.
Why did Adam use his portion of the insurance proceeds to buy an Airstream instead of
rebuilding the club better than ever? Is the loss of Club 33 related to the wormhole in
the Gulf of Aden that releases the fishes? Did the government use the heart machine
located on the Israeli and Israeli moon base to do the score?
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conspiracy to establish that President Donald J.
Trump and Vladimir Putin spent a passionate night colluding together in bed.
The bed Obama stayed in when he visited Moscow.
Did Freddy the firewall get too close to? The truth is, everybody has to die.
I demand answers to these questions, these questions and others over the last ten years.
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a bit closer to joining the Knights at our Detroit producer meet ups.
Unfortunately, I would like to move out of my mother's house someday, so full Damehood
will have to wait. Thank you for your sanity and reprieve from the universe.
Be social media ranting and the ever. I got to go to some more of these media Detroit
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The ever present drone of Fox News throughout the house.
My mom is very involved in local Republican goings on, but she does ask once in a while
what my podcast guys say about certain topics.
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Good money. Good money. Good money for that douche. That's unbelievable.
Carl Lindner. I really love that. You know, people ask for things.
This is stuff I don't even remember. We have it.
If you said, what's a great clip to play of Sharpton, I wouldn't have known.
This is really this is this is very fun to me.
I mean, it's not the typical show, but I'm having a good time.
Hello. Our number ten. Carl Lindner.
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John and Adam every ten years to the best podcasts in a year.
Thank you immensely for your generous double credit offer.
This brings me halfway to Damehood. My boyfriend Dave punched me in the mouth in
September in 2016 and I haven't missed a show since.
I hope he's donating for this show, otherwise he remains a douche bag.
I've been spreading the word no agenda.
So I hope more people can be free from the M5 madness.
You guys are fabulous. You make me laugh regularly while keeping my amygdala in check.
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Morning, that's a little medley and a Bama know song and a karma.
That would be wonderful. Thank you again. Thank you for your courage in the morning.
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Email will be sent to both Adam and John with note.
I would have been better off putting that in that space there that you put the other
stuff. Because I don't have a note. I may have one. Let me see if I can.
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Thank you for your courage and for bringing sanity to so many, including me. Listening.
For over four years, I've done my best to contribute and pay back the value that I've
received from the show. Still, I felt like a douche bag, but no more.
I am officially a knight accounting attached. Next stop, Dukedom.
I want to toast ten more wonderful years of YouTube making the best podcasts in universe,
the multiverse, and across every dimension. Thank you, sir.
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Now you go to Illinois right next to each other. And Jay and Kay, thank you.
Carl Schneider, 150, thanks for all that you do. Sir Timothy of the No Fix title 250.
Hello again, Eric, Adam and John.
I will send a brief note to a company donation for your big day.
Tim Kiernan, Do you have Tim Kiernan I've got Brian Berger.
That's a good start. Back up the hill. Back up to him. Okay.
I've been on a Meet your subscription plan and recently made $1,000 on Bitcoin, so I had
to share the spoils of fake money with you guys. Brief introduction.
A father of three and Northern California served a two year mission in Australia for the
LDS Church. Graduated from the California Maritime Academy and I'm currently a police
officer in Fairfield, California, working for the government, especially in a capacity
where I have to engage in the with the public in California is a special kind of hell.
I'm eagerly trying to get out working for the public.
I began listening in October 2016. I haven't missed a show since.
I rely on your show as my primary. I like captured.
Listen to the show as a primary source of news to keep me sane.
Any time I see a mainstream broadcast or article, I often laugh out loud at the idiocy.
But then I cry inside, knowing that we're doomed. I like to call out.
I like to call out Brandon in Vallejo as a douche bag whose bag hit me in the mouth, and
I have yet to hear his name as a donor.
Could I also request some land buying karma in the end?
Thanks for your courage and keep up the outstanding work.
You are both legends in my book. Oh, that's very kind.
You've got karma. Was I looking up the other person?
I have. I have. Sir Tim. The no fix title.
He says in his email. It's the jingle that keeps making me send you money to Barack dot
org slash and a like the no agenda show. It never gets old.
Please play Michigan's own cervix crooning his edition of night moves one more time.
Uh, what was that again? And then a nine fake news.
Fake news? Like. It's like all. I have it here.
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The target man.
Man, if I got here, we go writing up some fake news.
That's right.
We get cheap clicks and campaign pins riding on some fake.
Propaganda tide. Thanks not only to Adam and John, but also to the loved
ones in your lives who have supported your podcasting efforts for ten years, or at the
very least have tried. Have not tried to make you stop.
Uncle Dawn on Meg, Tina, the Keeper, Mimi and all the rest.
I salute you, Sir Timothy of the no fixed title, Plymouth, Michigan.
Thank you. Another Michigan in. Very kind of you, sir. And that's true.
That's true. You know the people who we live with. They got some.
They got they got some stamina. If.
God, wouldn't you say that's that qualifies as stamina?
What would no agenda think of that. Again, I think you're right. Yeah.
What does no agenda say? Get that one of those podcast conspiracy boys say.
Yeah. All right. Next. Adrienne, during Con and J and K.
Yep. $150. Daniel Baxter. 150.
Congrats on ten years. You guys are doing amazing work.
I hope you continue for many more.
This contribution, along with the anniversary, definitely will complete my knighthood.
I'd like to be titled Sir Dan, the man protector of Cape Coral and the islands of Sanibel
and Captiva. Oh, nice. I'd also like to thank you for your jobs, Kamara.
I requested in February. I was very unhappy in the position I was in, but shortly after I
got a new position that was greatly improved but greatly improve my quality of life.
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previously donate a total of $700.80. I'd like to have the title of Sir J.D. of the
digital mode. You got it. You got it, my friend.
I'll pick the next one here. Aaron. Yo, Yo.
Longtime supporter of the show. No jingles, no car.
I'm a long time donor, long time criminal defense attorney and Shea and Yoho PLC.
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the double names in the double dimes in the corner donation it never took.
I also think I am the original contributor of the legendary We just need cash clip and
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A lot has changed since I last donate in 2010.
After seven years in Chicago, I'm now married and residing in SoCal if I can and love
some baby making karma for the wife of Sara and I, we've been trying for over a year with
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All the best for the next ten years. I hope you truly hope you're able to sustain the
show because you, too, are aging like fine wine. Yes.
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I'm now able to ascend to the status of knighthood.
I would like to thank the recently knighted Sir Kevin of the Miami Valley for hitting me
in the mouth in high school. For my four years in college, this show has been nothing
short of excellent keeping me entertained and sane.
It also helped me forge a good friendship with Dieter Archer.
Oh, by the way. Hey, Dieter. You're a douche bag douchebag.
Get with the program and donate. Hey, please be nice. Is year mark of the Hafu night.
I like to request straight tea and soba to be added to my knighting ceremony.
Thank you for. What is soba? Soba soba noodles.
It's like this is soya with me. It was sober.
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restaurants, really a very famous place by a very famous sober guy from Japan.
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So Miller is so sober, so sober noodles.
Anyway, so that's that's whatever it is. So he doesn't ask for anything.
I think you should read them. Okay, sir. Dave for risotto. Baron of Kansas City.
Yep. Greetings from the heartland of Congratulations on the occasion of your 10th year of
service to our nation, you gentlemen have surpassed and surpassed NPR as our national
treasure. I want to share a quick anecdote. I received a call a few at work a few weeks
ago from People for the American Way, or, as the young man called it, Pitfall.
It wasn't actually for me, but rather than something, but rather someone who used to have
my particular phone number. However, I could not resist putting on my no agenda had it
kept him on the line for about 10 minutes while I listen to their plan to save America
from the evils of President Trump and every possible ism that he and everyone who voted
for him apparently possesses. I eventually gave him a gentle warning about swollen
amygdala syndrome and recommended the only known and proven treatment, the No Agenda show
administered in three hour doses. Twice weekly.
I teach mid-career military leaders for a living, and one of the things we stresses the
importance of critical thinking. You two epitomize the skill and I dutifully tried to
discreetly hit people in the mouth on a daily basis.
Thanks for your superb analysis and edutainment only crap.
We're influencing people who teach military. Yeah. Yeah, that's good.
Now, when we finally take over. Yeah. Thanks, Obama.
I also I just finished read Cell by Scott McCann. Mackenzie. Yes. A no agenda novel.
Highly recommended as an entertaining read, though that will be no surprise to anyone who
has read his other work. Perhaps he should be added to the No Agenda Book club along with
the other producer authors.
As mentioned in 975, whoever runs no agenda books dot com at the book club.
Please take care of that I how cool is that You know someone will do that I request that
you give yourselves a shot of calm for the next ten years.
If you could please play the Gitmo Nation anthem national anthem at the end of the show.
It's been a while since we last heard it. Yes, I'll put it on the list.
And here's the karma. Thank you very much, Baron Day. You've got karma.
Right. The good bye. Right with Dwayne. Big, big blow.
Let me see. Yes. He says 150 bucks.
Congrats for ten years. Keep up the great work. Good.
I'll take Andre Claus from Denmark in the Netherlands, who has no notes.
Good work. Well, let me just check and we just check if there. But you doing that?
I'll read, sir. Gator. Hundred 50 bucks. Hi, Rick and Morty.
Congrats on the best podcast in New York where Rick and Morty, they. I don't like it.
Yeah, my figures. Congrats on the best podcast in the universe.
Hard to believe this is absurdist to an extreme, and I enjoy it.
I didn't like it at first, but I saved by episode series Situation three.
Are you going to tell me about Mindhunter? Yes. Fantastic.
Good show, huh? You know, I got it from, uh, one of Tina's daughters.
It's just charming. It's a it's a it's a screwball show.
And when I first heard it, it was about some of the serial killers.
I think I saw one of these stupid things.
But no, it's just about an idealist in the FBI and his buddy.
And it is. It's like.
It's like a road movie, too, because these guys are always in the road.
But the thing I like about it, and I'm always calling for this there is absolutely well
filmed, beautifully hot sex. Yeah, I would say.
And it doesn't bother you? No. And, you know, Tina is always laughing at me and said they
didn't have any sex in this episode. I know, I know. I know how this works.
I know how this works. You need to need something. And my Mindhunter mind.
People want a mindhunter. It's on that Mindhunter. It's on Netflix.
It's one of those all done. And you can go binge watch it if you want to.
But I think it's very enjoyable and it's it caught me off guard.
Because you're not the only one that said something about it.
And you know, we don't agree on very few. Yeah, we agree on nothing.
I mean, we agree on the spy stuff and all that kind of thing.
I mean, you haven't started watching Berlin Station yet? No, not yet.
The new one, which is also good.
It's not as good as the first season, but this is really dynamite.
It's very well written. I'm glad you like it. Yeah, I like it a lot.
It's a little straightforward. It doesn't have a lot of twists and turns.
It's pretty strong. Sex is hot. The sex is fine. Yeah, sure.
Gator one, She's done him. Doesn't he really contributed to the story, sir?
Gator won 50. Congrats on the best podcasts.
Hard to believe I listen to you too, since Joe won. Yikes. Time flies.
But you should keep improving.
The show continually pulled me out of dark corners to show me the world is crazy.
Not just for me.
I want to thank you for that and for the 6 hours of content. 6 hours of content today?
Yeah. Each week that has been much more thought provoking than anything ever produced.
And the M 5 a.m. all our listeners have not contributed.
You will miss these guys when they're gone and tribute you douchebags.
I want to hear the goat clip clop clapping a Hillary cackle. Oh clickety clap.
Okay. And a cackle. Yeah. I got something. Yeah. No wrong one.
Oh, man. This is it. There we go. To Billy Cloud.
The message is clear. Just clip it.
That's labeled Hillary tackle. It's clearly not her. Sounds just like her.
I got to find the other one that's in Marquez or Mar guess 150.
I haven't been checking my recurring payments to realize it's been. 1260 $3.27 as my
knighting. So let's add this 150 and change my title to Baronet.
You got it. For the show Note You can just use the show note.
You can just you. What am I missing here? I guess.
I guess all we had to say was thanks for some shows for the awesome show and keep me
sanity. After listening to No Agenda and having my eyes open, I can't read or watch any
other news outlet without my blood pressure spiking.
So thanks for shoving the red pill down my throat. Felix Konishi.
Parts Unknown $50. Happy anniversary. Just a winter karma, please. Felix. Score.
Nietzsche Night of the No Agenda Show. You've got karma.
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If it please the swiftly swelling court, I seek an overdue deducing and a little.
You've been deve douche today and thank you for your courage.
Jennifer. Adam Bear $150 from the United Kingdom's of Gitmo Nation GMT.
I do not see you. Do you have a note from Adam Barrett? No. Okay.
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Jason Jeffrey, these are 150 Wesley Chapel.
Here's to another ten years of the best podcasting universe. And J.
And K, you want to do this one for a second?
Robert forecasts from Grosse Pointe, Michigan who should be in the Michigan local number
one. And then on the mailing list, once they have their mailing list, they got our whole
mailing list under $50 and he wants Hillary to do the head.
I guess I don't know what Hillary wants, but one of the Hillary's two to the head in a
goat scream, Don't eat me. Hillary Clinton.
Oh, and douchebag call out to Tim Grammar Douchebag and Travis McCurley.
Oops. Spag Hiko Sonoma.
Santa Ma. Hiko Sonoma. And parts unknown.
Holland. 150. Happy 10th. Thomas Novak. $150.
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Geneseo. Geneseo, New York. Start listening.
This past election season.
Sadly, this is the first of my many donations of many donations.
The show has destroyed my 25 year obsession with local sports talk radio.
But congratulations on your ten years. You must be pretty happy about that.
We beat out. We we pulled them away from sports talk radio.
Yeah, but local sports is usually pretty. It's it's.
It's the. What do you call when is expendable? Now, local sports is very expendable.
I mean, if you got some hot team locally playing like crazy and they got a couple of
guys, it's kind of interesting. But the best is national sports talk.
That's much better stuff. I'm hoping this lasts for another ten at least. One ask.
Don't let go of the Las Vegas shooting story.
Something is just weird about the whole damn thing. Yes.
And in fact, I have an update later.
When are we when do you want to pause on today's show? When would you like to do?
I want to pause. Let's. Well, this is the last. Hold on a second.
Let me finish. Let me finish. One simple request for karma. Okay, Karma.
You've got karma. Then why don't we use Sir Dennis? Nothing.
And then that's a 150 love that we can stop and do some show.
Yeah. And then we can get back to these people and give them all the credit they deserve
for entering our number seven. Now. Entering our number seven.
Nothing is nothing. Nothing. Nothing like an F cancer.
Now you've got karma. Yeah.
You just got some updates on here. He's got the F cancer. He said no.
He said in his letter. Anybody said no reason to read. Sorry. Good.
That takes us out of the one fifties into one 4790 and we'll take a break.
I mean, we won't take a break. We'll do the show. That's right, everybody.
Rock and roll has got to go.
We're staying here until every single song is crushed by the steamroller outside.
We are back on the air everywhere. Exactly what happened?
Tell me. I don't got it still. You still have it? Mm hmm. Why would you not have it?
It's not like. I mean, is it just like a zero shooter or a lady where you usually don't?
Do you run some program every few months?
You can't figure out how to use it Almost Exactly. Again.
I hate that I'm no algo, bro. No. I mean, I always challenge people to
go back and get a hold of Windows 3.0. Go back for the Windows 386.
Find a machine is running that and see if you can even use the program.
I bet you I could save you. You can.
But there's a lot of work to figure out how to launch Tim with the alt key.
So here we go with them. We're going to. We're gonna.
We should have a boom sound or something. I don't think that counts as a gong.
Uh, do you have a goal?
Back to the show. All right. We have the big issue.
I do have a weird update from ABC on the Vegas shooter.
We turn next here to new developments in the investigation of the massacre in Las Vegas
tonight. ABC News has learned what the gunman did to hide his tracks on his computer.
And what, if anything, do authorities know tonight about his motive now a month later?
Here's ABC's senior justice correspondent Pierre Thomas tonight.
Tonight ABC news has learned exclusively that the harddrive is missing from the laptop
computer found in Stephen Paddock sniper's lair at the Mandalay Bay Hotel.
Some authorities suspected Paddock destroyed or intentionally hid the hard drive to keep
law enforcement from information that may have told them why he killed 58 people and
wounded hundreds more. He would want to erase his digital history so nobody could ever
figure out how and why he did what he did.
And ABC News has also shown that Panic bought software to erase his hard drive.
More evidence of its meticulous planning. The FBI and Las Vegas police continue to
interview witnesses and run down leads from across the country, but have been frustrated
by the lack of evidence pointing to a motive.
We have found no signs of ideology or affiliation to any groups.
And today, another disturbing twist. Stephen Paddock's brother, Bruce, arrested and
charged with possessing child pornography.
And a separate investigation that began well before the Las Vegas massacre.
NPR's Tom is with us live tonight from Washington.
And Peter, almost a month now after this massacre and authorities still have little idea
of what motivated him. David, authorities have interviewed hundreds of associates,
friends and family, but they don't seem any closer to finding a clear motive.
David Thomas with us again tonight. Over here. Nothing to see here.
Look at that. This story is so full of crap.
It's getting it's getting worse, don't you think? Let's go. Let's do this.
Let me ask you. Let me ask you one question. Does Brother Bruce not look a lot like him?
Yeah, it looks almost like the same guy here. Like anything might be different.
Thank you. That is great. Now, let's start with this thing.
He's got a laptop. With no hard disk.
And it happens to the best of us. So he's got a laptop with no hard disk in it because
he's planning, he's planning to kill himself, is planning to kill himself.
And he managed to also get some software to erase the hard disk, supposedly.
I mean, that could be bleep, bleep. Gallery, utilities, anything will do that.
Exhibit format B, C and plus, it's a classy classic.
Yes. So you could do that.
Bleach bit, but the hard disk isn't there. So where is the hard disk?
Is it? And if he doesn't have a hard disk in his laptop, what's the point of having the
laptop with him at all? Hmm. Sounds like something's fishy.
So somebody stole.
They stole the hard disk from his laptop there somewhere during this process.
Who knows who or how or when or whether it was before he was shot or after he was shot or
even he was the one that, you know, even who was there. This is just they just.
They're making a mess of this is a bomb. I'd like to know how many brothers there are
because there's now we know there's three brothers, including know that.
I didn't know that either.
Including Patrick, you know, the shoot, the so-called shooter himself.
And now this one, brother Bruce, is arrested.
You know, we know for sure when you are to be neutralized and taken out, that's
the favorite way to do it.
We found kiddy porn on your laptop and you lock the person up forever.
They go away. You never hear from them again.
Yeah, And the lack of any kind of investigative reporting on this is is mind numbing.
We can talk freely.
We could talk for hours about what the president did or did not say to the poor woman.
Now, just you know, I'm so disgusted by that whole conversation.
It pisses me off. It really does. I can't watch it anymore.
It's like the people like Don Lemon. I got to play this for you.
I'm going to play this for you. Is Don Lemon.
He read a note like an open letter to the mother of La David who died in Niger.
As Don Lemon. He has no idea what he's talking about, what it's really like.
You know, So just just abusing these abusing these people. I hate it.
Listen to this, Dick. Mrs. Johnson, since the president seems incapable of finding the
right words, let me speak for the entire country.
We are all sorry for what you are going through.
All grief is different, and we cannot imagine how deep and profound yours is.
We agree with you that David, your hero husband, was an awesome soldier, a great man, a
great American. We know from what has been written about him that he wanted to be someone
great, do great things with his life.
And he was great and he did great things. He is a role model to me.
When his photos come up on the TV screen or I see them in the newspaper, I, I'm so
incredibly proud of him and what he accomplished.
And to be extremely candid with you and with the world.
As a black man, I'm always looking for role models who look like me.
And the latest one I found was your husband, David.
May he rest in peace and may you find peace when you can finally get a good night's sleep
knowing that this is America. We got your back. Believe that.
Sign me, Don Lemon. Now we turn now to CNN senior political analyst Mark Preston,
political analyst April Ryan, and military analyst Colonel Cedric Leighton.
Sorry. I'm sorry. Welcome, everyone. Mark, thank you all for joining us.
Don's crying. He's crying from his own words.
He's crying from his own words. Seriously, I find this very hard.
I find this to be disingenuous, completely narcissistic.
Virtue. Virtue signaling is about this.
Virtue signaling up to and beyond the call of duty.
And who does he think he is? He's Don Lemon. Overnight sensation.
I mean, this is trespassing as far as I'm. And trespassing.
That's interesting. Yeah, I guess it is trespassing in a way.
That's pretty funny. Anyway, back to Vegas. Sorry for that little detour.
And there's a lot more. I mean, I'm looking into all kinds of stuff.
And, you know, one of our producers said, Hey, I know a guy really well and his.
Yeah, his wife was killed in Vegas.
So everybody knows someone who knows someone.
And, you know, and, you know, he's he's very open about I want to mention who it is.
He's very open to thinking that, you know, something may be up with this.
Yeah, well, he said, look, and here's here's the obituary.
And she happened to be a cop's wife. And there was it. There isn't another go fund me.
And the amount was $300,000. And it's been funded for $307,000.
I'm just saying, it's kind of odd. Hmm.
But anyway, you're thinking. You're saying this. Go find me savages by offs.
I think Go Fund Me is an outstanding way to pay people off.
Yeah. I got a note from one guy. Read it.
I know for sure someone is giving much of this information.
One of our guys is an anonymous. I'd like to stay that way.
Spoke to the bomber. He knew the bomb techs. He says.
I searched the Las Vegas shooter's car. The sheriff may have been embarrassed and that's
why they didn't want to discuss the vehicle. Hmm.
You see, the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department, in their wisdom, decided to check
the vehicle themselves. They broke every rule under the sun concerning improvised
explosive devices, explosive vehicles. In other words, they could have gotten killed.
Yeah.
They're lucky that the shooter didn't rig the car to blow when our bomb techs got there.
It was nothing more than an explosive retrieval.
And yes, he had a large amount of explosives and ammunitions in the vehicle.
A friend of mine in the hazmat team was part of the group that helped with the initial
clearing and investigation of the room for their role in these events.
He made four interesting comments. He overheard an FBI agent responded that responded
noted that the barrel of the gun was warped and or bent due to the heat of so many
rounds.
The SWAT guy commented that the ammunition, the ammunition used was for extended range.
So it wasn't just a regular Remington, you know? Yeah.
I mean, for for a future show.
We have so many weapons experts in our in our producer pool.
And I got a great breakdown of some of this, particularly when it comes time to finish
this in the heat, the heat of the barrels and stuff like that. Yeah.
Guy, supposedly the shooter was trying not only to build a barricade in the room, but
also a makeshift ventilation set up to filter away the smoke from so much gunfire.
Somehow the shooter got himself locked away from what this has been discussed, locked
away from more than half of his weapons and ammunition between rooms.
It's unclear how he got himself locked away in the barricaded door as it's been going
around our circles that is not only barricaded the emergency stairwell, but the
barricading of the room as the hotel stairways being locked or not, which is my
commentary. Generally speaking, you always get in the stairwell.
You just can't get out of the stairwell and onto a floor without keys.
This is usually a hotel decision. Right? Right. Show related observation.
It appears you have been okay. They did? Yeah. Some males.
Okay. So that's one of our Vegas guys. Good, I think.
Who knows? But that's probably starch. That's probably a lack.
Well, you know, the funny thing is, you know, we do this show a lot and we and we can
talk forever, obviously. Yeah. You at some point. Although we've been tricked.
Yeah, sure. Usually the guy on the on the the guy on the oil platforms, the one that the
others got us the worst. What was that? Yeah. Oh, that was years and years ago.
Some guy in an oil platform was giving us the scoop about the British Petroleum thing.
Yeah. And he had a lot of mixed information there. Most of it was bull crap.
I really don't remember that. I do. I mean, every time I run into one of these guys.
You know, a lot of people have emailed me varying from Steve projecting man, he's co
intel bro psyops. Two totally right arm, man.
So I'm just going to continue to. And yet some people are very confused, think that I'm
this is my word I'm just gonna know is the great part of it is I can tell you what this
guy is saying. Look at his resume. If he is nuts, they're all nuts, right?
So we can we can kind of put two and two together at this point and say, this doesn't
sound right. I mean, but the thing in Vegas is definitely he.
Yeah. Inky. Inky. Inky. Inky with an H. There was another FBI story this week, a miami
man with a date in federal court tomorrow charged with attempting to blow up a weapon of
mass destruction at the Dolphin Mall. The man identified by the Miami Herald as the Sun
Solano was caught during a sting operation.
The public, we're told, was never in any danger.
Solano is said to be an ISIS sympathizer.
Before the planned attack, Solano made pro Islamic videos.
Though there is no evidence he was acting on behalf of the ISIS terror group.
Another patsy gave her a fancy six week cycle.
How about this for this is going to happen. I'll put this in the red book.
One of these guys is going to get it, you know, and most of these guys are the FBI is
pretty good at selecting really stupid people.
But I think one of these days someone is going to get wind of one of these deals in
advance and blow them up. Do a switcheroo. Yeah.
And then say and then had to go. Can you just push this button on your phone?
And it blew up. And like I said, what button that you show me.
And the FBI say the FBI pushed the button to blow up a building.
I just think that somehow. That's interesting.
It's easy to get suckered by it because this has been going on too long and how dumb
these guys have to be. The FBI is going to get suckered into blowing up a building.
But you think it's crazy? That would be funny. It may very. You mentioned the Red book.
I put one in the book. I remember this distinctly. And now comes word.
A University of Illinois math professor believes that algebra and geometry perpetuate
white privilege. I told you, I told you math would be would be racist.
I think we talked about this already. It's in the book. That's what I'm telling you.
It's in the book now. I said it would happen.
You put it in the book and here it is happening now. I think it already happened.
This is like a couple of shows are going to happen now.
He just never called the White Book the red book thing at all. That's possible.
No, I don't think so. Maybe. Okay. Well. All right.
I got my MAXINE Waters clip. I guess you. You were staying on the Vegas thing.
We'll come up with something eventually. I don't really have much left.
I guess I have something here, I think. Well, let me just read something to you.
This was a meme on the face bag.
By the way, I got accepted to the I Hate Donald Trump group on Facebook.
That's cool. Yeah. Oh, yeah, baby, this is great.
It's mainly filled with memes. Oh, yeah.
As dumb. But there's some good stuff, you know, like, I hate my husband and there's a lot
of a lot of relationship break ups because of this group. TRUMP Yeah.
So you want me to take a look for a second? Hold on a second.
Whereas I hate Donald Trump, you've got to start doing these reads again. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I hate Donald Trump. Here we go. He's good.
I think you stop doing the reads because you are condemned for overreacting.
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just it's just been. It's just been busy, man.
Let me see if there's anything good here. Describe him with just one word.
Picture of Trump. Trump blames the press for that. That's nothing there.
Fuck Trump T-shirt. Very good. And no more than two words.
What will you say? And there's a picture of Trump on the ledge jumping off.
Who would you rather? Would you rather Donald Trump call and a resign?
Be be impeached? C Go to prison. D Go to a mental institution.
Type A, B, C, or D. People are nuts Anyway, on the face bags a
meme which is actually, I think it's a picture of a clipping from an article, the NFL's
Free Speech History. Now we know that we have this taking a knee controversy, which still
I think continues is are the network still airing, taking the knee?
It depends on the network. Most of them are skipping it.
So that is all under the auspices of free speech, correct?
I guess. Well. Well, they they are allowing it. Yes, though I guess it is.
But, you know, it's okay, but I'll say yes.
Let's let's have a look at the NFL, the National Football League's free speech history.
In 2012, the NFL had a problem with Tim Tebow kneeling for each game to pray.
Yeah, they also had an issue with him wearing the phrase John 316 as part of his blackout
to avoid glare and made him take it off. Silly question.
In 2013, the NFL fined Brandon Marshall for wearing green cleats to raise awareness for
people with mental health disorders.
Where do you think now they'd be happy if all of them wore them for the president?
Green cleats for Trump. In 2014. Robert Griffin The third RG three entered a postgame
press conference wearing a shirt that said No Jesus, no peace, but was forced to turn it
inside out by an NFL uniform inspector before speaking at the podium.
Crazy Christian. In 2015, D'Angelo Williams was fined for wearing Find the Cure I
Black for Breast Cancer Awareness Boobs. In 2015, William Gay was fined for wearing
purple cleats to raise awareness for domestic violence.
Now that they have a problem with that, in 2016, the NFL prevented Dallas Cowboys from
wearing a decal on their helmet in honor of five Dallas police officers killed in the
line of duty. Oh, gee. In 2016, the NFL threatened to find players who wanted to wear
cleats to commemorate the 50th anniversary of 911.
And that's just a couple of samples. Yeah. You are the sports guys.
You're beat. What do you think? Well, they've been inconsistent and they've done a very
poor job of policing any of this. And they let this situation that began with Kaepernick
get completely out of control because it's right in the rules that you have to stand for
the anthem. The National Basketball Association has done a pretty good job of preventing
this sort of protest. Yeah, but the NFL is kind of you know, it became it began it
began innocently enough with Kaepernick and then it just it got completely out of
control. And then once Trump came, this is all really about Trump.
Hello. Yes, hello. Once Trump came out and said, you're fired.
I take their sons of bitches and kick them off the team, you know, and then all of a
sudden everybody's racist. As racist is racist. Sons of bitches.
Sons of dogs, race and. And so now it's like they're great.
They know what to do because, you know the Trump thing and the Trump Trump.
All right. Do. All right. If you got one more clip, then I'm good.
I want to do all the rest of our donations all the way through the knighthood ceremony.
All the way out. All the way out. Baby, we can do this in under 9 hours.
I hope so. I actually have a couple clips.
You may get some show in some show. I want to play this clip first.
Welcome to the show portion of the show. I want to play this.
This is a thing about this is the I'm watching this presentation shaking my head.
This is the i v i v solution shortage because of what happened to Puerto Rico.
Play this clip. Hurricane Maria also disrupted production and Puerto Rican factories that
make critical drugs and medical supplies.
Dr. John La Puig found hospitals on the U.S. mainland are already seeing shortages.
This is slated to go to a patients for infusion.
These small bags of intravenous fluid deliver lifesaving medications like antibiotics and
chemotherapy. Jean Holland's job at NYU Health is to manage supplies, and she's worried
the bags are in short supply.
We have been practically to mouth counting by the drops how much we have in house.
It's just really nerve wracking to to think about not being able to have those bags
available for the patients.
Her concern is echoed by hospitals and pharmacists around the country.
The American Hospital Association told CBS News the shortage is quickly becoming a crisis
and threat to public health. There was already an existing shortage for several years
made worse by facilities being damaged by the hurricanes.
On top of that, Milan says the three major manufacturers usually shut down for
maintenance before the end of the year. This is the thing that keeps me up at night
because I feel that if those shutdown go on as planned, we could be experiencing
unprecedented issues around I.V. solutions.
Meaning what? Meaning that we may be in a situation where we have run out of a lot of
those necessary I.V. fluids for the hospital.
Saltwater sugar solutions? That's correct. That's meat and potatoes stuff.
First thing that we do are. All right. Let me ask you a quick question.
Okay. They have laboratories in these hospitals.
They have people that can and they have a pharmacy in most of these hospitals.
They have pharmacies. They got laboratories.
They get Why can't they make their own salt solution?
Why are they buying these salt solutions from a place in Puerto Rico when it's just an X
percent salt solution, sodium chloride in distilled water that you give somebody an I.V.,
why aren't they making themselves? They get the equipment to pump that into you.
They don't need to buy these bags. They don't have a code for it.
They don't have a building code. They got no code.
They got no there's a liability thing. They can buy the bag. True.
To charge you $100. And if something goes wrong because the bags filled with garbage,
they sue, you get to sue them. Sue the little Puerto Rican company out of business.
The hospital stays alive because heaven forbid you make your own 2%.
I.V Salt solution or sugar solution, whatever he mentioned, there are the bread and
butter. This is this. I'm looking at this thing.
This is just part of the problem with the medical system in this country.
Everyone has that. Let's buy this, buy that.
They buy these little things from everybody. It's all everything is outsourced.
Nobody does anything. It's just astonishing to me.
Parker in the chat room is a t tech at a hospital, and he says they were told they would
only be able to get certain sizes for their c t pushes.
So this is this is real. This is a real story. Oh, yeah. Now it's a real story.
Very interesting, huh? Yeah, the system is pretty messed up.
But it was an emergency and people really were dying. You'd think that they'd do.
They'd just throw some stuff, some salt and some water and stick a needle in the person.
Get it going, you think? But that wouldn't count on it. Hmm.
Couple of other last clips to get out of the way so we have a free and easy way to get
out of here without bonds too far behind. Okay.
Well, airline security increased as a story.
I'm not going to play it, but that's something that I'll be dealing with on the way back.
Oh, yes, definitely. Well, let me play it. I want to hear the story here. Okay.
Next, passengers on all flights to the U.S. are about to face tougher security before
they board.
In fact, some airlines will begin interviewing passengers as early as tomorrow.
Here's ABC senior transportation correspondent David Kerley tonight.
Tomorrow's deadline means Americans flying home from international airports could face
new security interviews every day. 325,000 passengers or 2100 direct flights to the U.S.
from 280 airports. This is part of the enhanced security ordered by then Homeland
Security Secretary John Kelly. Unless we all raise our security standards.
Terrorists who see commercial aviation as the greatest takedown will find and attack the
weakest link. Every airline must meet these new security mandates.
But the U.S. is not telling those airlines how to do it.
Many carriers, though, have decided to conduct these short security interviews, which
could be as simple as where are you traveling? Who packed your bag?
And I think that's a very good thing.
And some of these locations, I think it's going to be very seamless.
The airlines are accustomed to this type of thing. David Kerley with us live tonight.
And David, the bottom line here for people watching, for Americans flying back here to
the U.S., how many can expect to be interviewed?
It's a good chance that they all could, depending on what the airlines decide to do,
David. But if you've flown domestically recently, you've been engaged in these simple
security questions. Has the bag left your possession? Really? It's the Israeli model.
Airline workers looking for anybody nervous or uncomfortable.
How about people with Tourette's?
I'm going to get locked up to looking all nervous and shit.
Well, this happened to me on the way back from our summer vacation.
If you'll recall from our trip, while vacation from our trip in Italy and the south of
France. And I got pulled aside and questioned. And Tina did not.
But I did. Yeah. The questions were like, When did you pack your bag yourself?
You have a bomb on your underwear? Do you have a bomb in your shoe?
Do you have a bomb in your drink? You see Israeli method, right?
I had to get my stories because I came out of Israel with on a trip.
You got to talk in the major. I'm just mumbling. Okay.
So tell me about your Israeli trip. Yeah, It's a long story. It's too long.
Is too boring. It's not one of my. It's not a fundamentally funny story.
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And the biggest karma you have on the shelf. Thanks to both of you for everything.
The Caribbean karma. Now the Caribbean. Uh, well, I think that's the Zika.
Uh, you know, it's Ebola. Ebola? That's right.
Ebola. Don't that. That a bring that to that. Oh, man.
What is that called? Ebola. Like, maybe it's this one.
Let's see if we get lucky.
And in the Black Crowes, we went over 3000 to the African people.
Don't just, you know, you just you just feel like people are like that.
And I know it's not like that, but I saw people I thought I could I saw
people are crazy. I think he does it.
Coach, Big Junior, $100.
Thanks to you to be able to step back and see things for what they really are.
Hey, what happened to Ebola, by the way? Why aren't we dead yet? Yeah, really?
The dedication is another proven. Another prediction come true for us.
Your dedication has been a life changer. And he's got some some some numbers here.
This is a shout out to no agenda, social citizens.
Yo, Vinny, come back because Chris Wilson and temporary douche bag from well, Teeny.
If Adam wants to change the name of no Agenda social one day a perfect name would be
Brain Book. These guys and the rest of the others on a social are the best read group of
folks out there ever. And J and K, congratulations. Thank you very much.
Harvey M Smith, $100. Congratulations. Thanks for keeping us sane.
Michelle Dorsey $100 Parts Unknown. Congrats on ten years.
Teri Morgan $100. Darn y'all.
I was going to contribute my birthday checks in November, but why would I miss a twofer?
Yep. Another woman. They love the two.
First, I thought you would appreciate the amount of jingles, etc. that stick in my head.
I'm converting to Catholicism.
My instructor said that Jesus starting preach started preaching at the age of 33.
I almost sang the jingle out loud.
This amount puts my hubby Jim, to become a baronet.
I'm so happy for him.
P.S. My cousin works for an airline and there are service birds on the plane.
No go yet. Can I get a Don't eat me Hillary pew pew and a therapy groats goat scream and
a wee so I can get you the Don't eat me Hillary and pew
pews. People are listeners for the first time must be thinking we're insane pupils and go
scream. And don't you think? I don't think anybody's listening anymore.
Let me take a look. Let me take a look. Let me see What's. Is anyone.
Is anyone in there? Let me see. 525 people are still listening live.
That's six or 7 a.m.. Have probably shot themselves, and they they don't know how to sign
out. Get me hillary clinton, please.
Thank you very much, terry.
Patrick sullivan, hundred dollars from sturgeon county, alberta, canada.
Congratulations. Here is my $131.06 Canadian U.S.. Bingo, Boom.
Shuck a locker to probably play that for him. He wants it. Whoops.
Bingo. Boom! Shuck a locker. The jingle version. Got that for you?
Bingo. Do have including chocolate.
Okay. Chris Meyer says I sorely need Dvorak's rendition of Adele's Hello The Stupid Ition
featuring the service goat on backup vocals. Hello?
Hello, It's me.
And here I sit and have Steve. Okay. Many act to Mark
Wilson, the Baron of Glasgow and Exile in London should be at the meet up in London.
The show has been outstanding as always.
Can you provide some job in general career karma for a guy down on his luck?
A Down on his luck, Baron. You bet. You've got karma.
Absolutely, amigo.
You just need to hit him with the jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's go for jobs. There we go.
It just have a stop stoppage here.
Service birds. Yeah, I know. It's crazy.
Paris and stuff. Yeah. People can take the birds on the airplane as long as it has a
little sign that says service bird.
All right, Sir Matthew Wilson in Hanover, Pennsylvania. Thanks.
For ten years, we just finished moving into our new office and asking for calm at my
knighting in July and j. But continued karma from.
And no ono jingles. But continued karma for my son Eli, as he work with increasing his
communication skills sought. Thank you. Who's your karma? You've got karma.
Jeff McReynolds $100. Congrats on making it. Congrats on making it ten years.
Your double offer gets me halfway to knighthood.
I only wish I had more to send right now, but I'll get there soon enough.
Well worth the money as no agendas become an integral part of my life.
If jingles are allowed, I'd love to have bomb them. Mac and cheese, goat scream.
And I could use some job. Karma. Bomb them. Bomb them and bomb them again.
Live. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand.
Jobs, jobs, Jobs and jobs. That's no for jobs.
You've got Karma Markham Mag, PIO
100 jumping in to be an associate executive producer for the ten year show.
Here's another ten. Just karma, please. And the black knights are marked.
You've got karma.
You know, I started standing behind my studio desk when it was dark and it's dark again.
Oh, that's funny. Yeah. Holy mackerel. I feel like a date, right? Really?
Oh, yeah. Day traders. Charleston, South Carolina. Great town. 100 bucks.
Thanks for the ten years NJ and AK Richard Sambal.
Thanks for the commitment. He's parts unknown for your commitment over the past ten
years, putting out the best podcasts in the universe and obviously the longest in
history. Give your cells a shot at government. You've got karma.
Richard in Houston, Texas, working for my wife and myself. Yes.
And I want to say Happy Fridays, everybody, in Australia. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's No. Four jobs. You've got karma.
Alex Savic parts unknown. My name is Alex and I'm making a first time donation of $100 to
the best podcast in the universe as my smoking hot girlfriend Athena and I are on a road
trip to Austin for our first year anniversary, coinciding with your ten year anniversary
on Thursday, October 26. We cannot get enough of the show.
You'll you will after this one. And we look forward to listening to every episode while
we each work or enjoy each other's company. In addition to saying I love you madly, I'd
love to throw her some job karma a resist we much iso which you can't get enough of a
Hillary related clip of your choosing.
This we must, we must and we will much about that being committed.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs. Mr. Obama.
Paul Gabriel. Send 100 bucks. Thanks for the great ten years of shows.
Looking for another hundred. Another ten. Another 100. Daniel Day growth.
Double credit, baby. I'll do this one.
Kneels, then only shake. From the Netherlands. $100.
Please read my name as Niels then only shake item. First time donor.
Goodbye, Mrs.. Opportunity to become a producer.
I almost met Adam in 2008 at the start to cross.
But the hh0 the h to a booster. I remember that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The booster seat. The booster meeting was relocated and.
And findable.
So instead, me, my girlfriend, now wife, enjoyed metal bloomers and some beers.
Please place them 6969 dudes just married house buying karma and a Gospel Sunday morning
jingle. Thanks for making the best podcast in the universe. And who dat? Broadband.
Good. I can't believe we just read that. Okay, so say what is this now?
It's a it's a nasty little thing there that he said, but it's Dutch.
It's kind of funny and. And a gospel. Julie 69. 69.
My children.
But is there no agenda against medical literature?
So it was.
Michael over in Birmingham, West UK.
No, just tell me. Stop shouting at the TV. Thanks for ten years of therapy.
Hilarity, insanity. Happy anniversary, guys.
If time can have a cowbell and karma, please.
You've got karma. An original analog cowbell, no less.
The real deal. Jon Starr, Josh Starr, Eastern Pennsylvania.
Been on a monthly pattern for a long time and had to restart it several times.
So don't really know where I'm at knighthood wise. But that's okay.
Here's a hundred bucks to say thank you for all the work you do.
News Deconstructionist dimensional spirit guides, Social engineers shout out to all the
quadrillions on any social at Josh Solo.
Ask if you block me for sending him drunk control emails.
Douche bag Call out for any inane listener that doesn't have a monthly subscription
signature bag. Paul Brewer yet $100 parts unknown.
Thanks for ten years. Can I get a birthday list? One Robert Dawson.
Oh, I'm sorry. Go. Robert Dawson and the Republic of China.
Thanks for all the hard work you do. Is another hundred days.
Are all hundreds you doing?
The show is just not just informative, not just informative, but fun to listen to.
I love a show Shut up slave and a gold scream for my own three little human resources.
The kids must love the goat. So I'm a shot at. Sorry, Sorry.
Okay, here we go. Karma Chevrolet.
You've got karma trippin and. Trip balls here.
You came to the end. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got him.
Brunet ten. You. Thank you for ten years. Birthday listing? Yes.
I just put you on the list. Michelle Winton. Happy 10th anniversary, you crazy kids.
Thanks for all you do. Who could resist such a deal again, John?
The lady folk love the two four deal. Going to split this donation with the Hub's Todd
Winston. $50 towards his knighthood. $50 towards my damehood Love and light in ten more
years. Thank you, Michel.
Peter Turner $100 greeting is Hilaire and Gilbert is. You're there.
Gilbert, my boss's boss.
His wife called me out as a douche bag and I figured I'd better donate.
After listening to the donations to and from work for a month.
B-day on Jan 31 four Daughter Anne Marie three times Service Goat and Kay as Jesus graces
enough. Okay. Three service goats.
Just over a year ago, I was near. In Marmora.
Marmora, Ontario, 100. Thanks for ten years.
Please, please send me some karma. Apparently I am in real need of some.
Too many millennials are entering the workforce in the simplest of tasks e.g. shipping to
the correct address no longer works. Long story short, nothing is getting done and
projects are falling behind because I am not receiving what I need.
Either way, this is $132.51 rates. I hope to hear you both for many more shows, but you
keep me squirming in the state of the real world in 5 a.m. and let's and yet sane in my
own dimensioned existence. You've got karma.
You skipped Austin Gilman $100 email, which I have here.
Austin says in the morning, fellows, I'll try to keep this up because hopefully you get
another big donation showing as a long time listener. Then on listener, then listener.
Again, I've got to say, your show has been very good lately.
I think you guys are helping society and I'm trying hard to hit people in the mouth as I
can. This donation is coming from West Dayton, Ohio.
Just so you're aware, you have another Murfreesboro, Murfreesboro, Murfreesboro style
enclave here from Xenia to Beaver Creek to Miami Valley to the Gem City.
We are all in Greater Dayton as my donation.
Think a 7117 donation was missed when that was a promotion.
I hope you got the money the bank thinks you did with my double. Yes. Okay.
With my double 100 bucks. I'd like the real money part donated in the name of my buddy,
the UN douchebag Joel Train, who's been a silent subscriber for years.
He hit me in the mouth back in the early days.
I don't have a but I can imagine he's not a silent night.
But he if he's not a silent night by now, what about all the tutors out there?
Okay, I've wasted enough time NJ Carmody, Adam and John for making it happen. Thank you.
You've got karma. Roger, SD, Tampa. I'll use this
momentous occasion and donation to claim my knighthood and Chief Baronet as well.
There'll be no Sir Roger on ice currently, if there's none that is, I claim the title,
Sir. Roger on Ice. Calculations should arrive soon in the morning or another ten years.
And our last 200 equivalent donation.
In last note we have to actually read.
And this is really interesting because now we're below 200.
James Cool with $100 from Scarborough, Ontario, Best podcast in Universe, NJ and okay,
that's the way to go, but onward with the rest of the call outs.
Just the numbers and location and name. Yeah. Yeah.
It's like, as usual, under 200. We don't necessarily read notes.
I'm going to get my spliff. All right. Matthew But I guess Donald and apparently I think
Austria bro hit Matthew and us somewhere. Location Anonymous.
Abraham Daly 8640 that was the row hit is 99.
John Atkin 8080 boobs is also the 8080 boobs in abeyance by the way had stuck in the in
the pot money saying we'll put that on the next show.
John Moore 808 Dude name Muhammad Ali.
Oh a twice one boob on an anniversary is not good enough.
Chew the cookie in Plano Texas Hey or a.
Spike.
Angus 808 Chris Ah Chen walks in in Waterloo, Ontario. 7618 Congratulations, he says.
Sam Liang Ah, night sir.
Sam Down there and up there in Canada, 7770 is at nine X knighthood, which should earn.
He knows he upgraded, he should be upgraded to an earl. Okay.
I don't know if that's on the list, but we'll make sure it happens. If not, yeah.
Sam Le Bunker. 7770.
And congratulations on being an earl. By the way, it takes a lot of.
Yeah, that's me to support. Amazing.
Geoffrey Stack Roth, 77, 70 once, 77, 70 twice, 77, 73 times.
Wow. They want to show their show.
We already played all the Ebola, so we got him, but he got all the Ebola.
Jeremy Webb in Summer Play Somewhere is somewhere in Florida. 7620 Summerfield.
Eric O'Callahan 75 bucks, sir Und Golf Club Cave Bear 75 bucks.
Ben Doren 7373. He's got a couple of douchebag call outs and he's also been hammered in a
in a BD 73 whereas his call outs and if matches.
Matt Varney But he did donate Varney donated I think. Okay.
So he doesn't get a douche bag. I saw his name. Okay.
Ben Doren, you're just you're out of luck for giving out the douche bag. 73, 73 Killer
five Alpha. Charlie Brashear is 69. 69, sir.
Tim, you've been day.
Ed Lish, uh, is untied. Bent.
Bent is a girl He wants to be. She wants to be. She's got to.
Oh, she's going to be A dame is on there. Dame. Dame Dave of Dry Land.
Dec. Hmm. Okay, that's a good one. Let me check.
Team Dane or Dryland Dec of the Dryland Dec.
Hmm. The list is so long, John. I'm just going to add her. Okay.
That is a cute first name. I bent it, and. Yeah, Bent is cute.
Norman. Dane. Dane.
Bill Johnson in Grovetown, Georgia.
Maxim Rudolph in Ljubljana, Slovenia.
Bill Johnson was 67. Rudolph is six, six, six, six, along with Bruce Hall.
Six, six, six, six. And he's in Encino.
Pierre, a Negro in Winnipeg, is a sir, I believe.
No, he is now. He's a white knight since you prematurely called, sir, in episode 597.
He needs to be knighted in his honor list. Sir Peter of the Red River Rebellion.
Normal, Jimmy. 606 is a small boobs, John Jolly. 5510 Fabiana de
Amorim. 5510 Double That Goes On the Diamond. Happy. Greetings from Brazil.
Happy birthday to us. I hope.
Peter KORNACKI Uh, 55.
Eric Harvey, San Diego, California. 5333.
Daniel Fleet US PD 121 with a thank you.
James Burgess for Spokane, Washington with a 51.
Doug Dodge 51 start Doug to you.
Dame Tanya Weinman 50. Congratulations on ten years as a viscountess of New York City and
she's got to have the Sling Slingbox there.
Michael Shara in Chicago to be Sukar to chase Jason Rossdale skee.
Now the rest of these are our $50. Donations of a new name and location will be done.
We're done. It's like just as the sun setting.
You have to admire us for doing this. Well, you know, John, I was actually thinking I.
You're going to hate what I have to say. It's very. I really like you a lot.
This is quite amazing what we've done. So I appreciate and I thank you very much.
Well, I thank you. Because you're the one that makes it work.
Michael's car chase, Jason Rossdale Ski Carson known.
Sandy Geisler and Watkins Villa, Georgia. James Moore. Parts unknown.
Jason Mylan. William Pugh, Dec.
With Believe is a Night MARTIN Poster Hoot in Albany, New York.
Alexa Delgado in Aptos, California.
Athena in parts unknown. She got a note, will read it, but not on the show.
Jason Ryan in ship. What is a ship? Bottle is a funny name for the city.
Ship, bottom, ship, bottom, ship, bottom. Probably near Newark.
Or it was Elizabeth. And it could be.
Uh, but you really couldn't bottom at that place. Okey dokey.
Nils Banneker in Hamburg, Deutschland.
William Kazoo in parts unknown.
Shawn Regalado in Burlington, Vermont. Robert Brousseau in Pickney, Michigan.
Happy you doing there up there in Michigan. James Butcher in Delany, Washington.
In Australia. Or washing in Western Australia.
Westminster, Washington Judge Joe Schwartz Bower in Fluorescent fluorescent Missouri.
Ralph Massaro. Francis Lancer.
Louis Pastore in Miami, Mitchell Kaufman in Hillsboro, Wine Country, Oregon.
Randall Curry, your buddy Curry. Another brother, Eric Borden.
Amanda Garrett in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
Jason O'Bannon Corona, California.
Jo Joseph Ferrara in Newbury, Berkshire, UK.
A cult fan rights are known Sir Philip Meece and Andrea Adams, Bryan Navarro, Daniel
Nevada, Alan D Petersen and St Louis.
And that will conclude. 10th anniversary show.
Nicely done. A reminder. This is a celebration of U.
And we appreciate everything that every single producer has done throughout the years.
There's so many people you can't even you can't even name them all, just so many who've
done so many fantastic things. Dukes from everywhere.
Just thank you. Thank you. Oh, okay.
Well, now we have still one little task left. Oh, brother.
Yes. I'm going to remind everybody that we have another show coming up on Sunday for red
dot org slash and and I'm sure some people out there could use one more shot of jobs,
carbon jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. That's not a job.
You've got. Karma.
Should I go all in then?
And then I totally lost the plot. Here we go. This is what I was looking for.
Oh, no. Well, it's the shortest of all of our lists.
We say happy birthday to John Caldwell celebrating today, Rob. Dude.
He says happy birthday to his baby girl. Paisley. Aimee teasing.
Happy birthday to aim to Whitney Houston. Yes, we had that lovely story.
William Trent, happy birthday to his daughter, Julie.
Michael Kirk Cameron, her son Alex celebrating on the 28th.
Chris Hansen To Teri. Also on the 28th.
Brian tobiason says happy birthday to his son Matteo celebrating tomorrow.
Matthew Aylward Sir Matt of the moon turns 33. Paul Brianna celebrating.
Evan BLOCK Happy birthday to Jamiel. 3939 October 29th.
Peter Turner Happy birthday to his daughter and Marine will be celebrating October 31st.
And happy birthday to London. Foley 12 years old yesterday.
Happy birthday from Uncle John. And out of here, the best podcast in the universe.
And who came to.
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tock. Change is governed by this latest change.
We do have a number of title changes. I'll just take my time going through them.
Black Knight, Sir Gregory Birch becomes Black Knight and Baron of the North Olympic
Peninsula after Sir Dennis Notting becomes Baron of the Spam Sandwich Islands are
sandwiches. He becomes a viscount today, Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Viscount of the Moon, Sir
Greg Worley, Baron of Smith Mountain, Lake Virginia. Jim Morgan becomes a baronet.
Sir Fernando does Laureus Le Rays, Baron of Koser, Cochise County.
You've got to correct me if I'm off, John. Sir Ben Hink is Baronet as of today.
Sir James Doppler Baron of Class G Airspace, Sir.
Lady Fingers, Baron of the Miami Valley, Sir Chris Cantankerous.
What? No. Cheese County, Cochise County. Thank you, sir. Christoph.
The cantankerous become Sir Christopher Cantankerous Baron of Buckeye, Arizona.
Sir Jose. How bro becomes Baronet. Sir Dennis Cruz, Baron of cannabis through my chair.
Haley is Mateu, the mapper baron of the Scandinavian whole, sir.
Hey, idiot Baron tender to title of the Diablo Valley and Black Diamond Mines of
California. Sir David Rosen becomes Viscount of Puerto Rico.
Man Cervix of the hot Southern bush is Baronet as of today, Sir Bucky Sir Captain Pete of
the seven equatorial Oceans that is a Baronet status, Sir Steve Marshy, Baron of Long
Island, New York. Sir John Harrison. Baronet. Well, to be determined, he's in Austin.
Sir Joe of Delaware becomes a baronet. Today's address Ruddy also baronet Sir Brad DARTY
Daugherty, Viscount Anonymous, Baron of the broken M.T.A. Service, a baron of the
Monterey County. Sir Dustin Marquess becomes a baronet and knight of the Bohemian Grove
also becomes a baronet today. Congratulations to all of you.
Okay. Now I need to get the ratchet out. Hold on. Because this is going to be nuts.
I got a can you just. If you can just give me your sword.
Now, just to make it easy. Okay, Here it is. Thank you.
Now put mine and I'll put it here in the ratchet. Let me just get this thing.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm loading it up because it is impossible for me to do otherwise.
Okay, I'm just going to give everyone the nine days to whine.
Hold on for one more. I think I can do it.
Don't break this break. Okay. Okay. All right, ladies and gentlemen, here are your brand
new knights and dames on the no agenda round table.
We say congratulations to Brian of London. You've become Sir Brian of London.
Max will become Sir Dragon Heart Knight of the game mode. Care of Larry.
Larry becomes the hashtag Non Knight of the Hungry Ghosts.
Steve Wittig becomes Sir Steven of Lincolnshire, Uncle Bob of unincorporated DeKalb, Sir.
Uncle Bob carries percentages. Kevin Chappell, Sir Kevin Chappell.
Gregg becomes Sir Gregg of Historic Norcross. Greg Hunter Badger, sir.
Take charge of the tiny cars. Sherry Laurie. Dame of Love and Light.
Eric's Harjo, sir. Eric's Harjo Taylor. Hey, wait a minute.
How come it's not working? There it is. Damn, Rach, it was broken.
I got it now. Matthew Clay, Sir. Matt. The Bulgarian, Taylor Furman, Sir Taylor, Robert
Vertebra, Surveiled and FEMA region for your child. Ren, sir.
Too young, too simple. Ray Martin, Sir Leron of Circle Town.
Joshua Garson, Sir Mind over matter. Forgotten Jedi's, sir.
Forgotten Jedi Sergeant of Arms, Protector of the Roundtable. James Brown.
Me Come, Sir James Brown. Night of the Hardest Working Men and Women in Show Business.
Gary Zeigler, Sir Zig of the Wall. US James Shea, Sir.
Come, Chef Knight of the Derby. Holler.
Gee, moan Lord, I need you Media's Gavin McMahon. McMahon sir.
Man Andy Lennon, Dame Vigilante of the Swampy Federal City Anonymous, Sir Donates the
fucking show number. James Higginbotham, sir.
Jarvis James and Nikolai Aristophanes. Sir Nicholas David.
Tom Starkweather. Sir Tom Starkweather. Whitney Tilson.
Become Sir Whitney Knight of the Corn Belt Conspiracies.
Jason Ghost in Sir Jason Ghost and Jim Watts or Jim of the Whistler.
Jason Dolan, Sir. Jason the Ox Carts. Ben Handsome. Sir Ben of the Outback.
Larry Pelham, Sir. Larry Come to You.
Mike Clarkson, Arrow Knights of the Knights Air Balloons. Charles Couch.
Sir Charles with the coin operated Laundromat. Rob Do, sir, Do, Sir.
For a night of the four strings Funk for kids and time Travel.
Zachary Stacey Becomes a Knight. Sir Zachary Charlie Brown, Sir Charles of Wyoming.
Robert Mr. Eddie, Sir Art Mooney of the Perth Hills. George Chernoff.
Sir Colin the Friendly fat Man. Chris Rank, Sir Chris Knight of the Iguana Saracen.
His wife. Dame Fresca. Knight of the Bird Farm. Brian Watson, Sir Brian Watson.
Desmond Lowe, Sir. Desi Do Dove. The Liberty Village.
Bradley Kelso, Sir Bradley Seltzer. Karen Seltzer becomes a dame.
That's nice when it's in the family. Anonymous or Knight of the Letters or the Leap is
Donald Davis or Double D Brett become Sir Brett the tan, the tamer of strange care his
wife Dame Christina Anthony Fields or lost opportunity. Aaron. Jojo. Sir.
Aaron Jojo. Aaron Dawson. Sir Eric Dawson. Laura Laurie.
Laureen, Laurie and Rose. Dame Laurie and got it.
Spencer Pearson, Sir Spencer Will of Kansas City. Roger ETSI, Sir Roger a nice Daniel J.
Lewis, Sir Daniel J. Lewis of Audacious Podcasting. Jay Restless, Sir.
Jay Adam Nikola. If correct, Sir Adam of the Northern Wasteland.
Julian do service The anonymous electrical engineer becomes Dame Firecracker Kaboom.
Count 15 Michael Dunn, Sir.
Me 2020 The Smoky Knight from Kentucky. Dan Reeder, Sir Alf of the freenode IAC network
Bill W one ITM Sir Bill of Osaka JV w five ITM Sir three d.
Good to have you guys on board and his hams to save the world. Daniel Warren, Sir.
Daniel John Moore. Sir None of the 500 Patrick Colmer Sir Patrick Colmer knighted the So
Carl Hill's Brad Brayton Whitehead Sir Knives of the Providence Plantation.
Sarah or Shuffle Cheryl shuffles Dame Cheryl of the singing Cat Herders Vladimir Claire
Geiser. Vladimir Catherine Lowe.
Dame Katherine Bill Walsh, Sir Saturday Night Joel Villanueva.
Joe Sir Joel, New Zealand. Raven Knight of the State of Fear.
Chris Bullock Become Sir Crawler. Carol Anne Chase Dame Carol Ann to you.
Isaac Chaser Crypto Knight. Steve Whitmer, Sir Steve Sailor of the Caribbean Anonymous,
Sir Me some plus of the kitchen. Scot Albrechtsen Zell Board of Windsor.
Torben Peterson, Sir Model Citizen Gary Manager Sir Peter of the Red River Rebellion.
Elizabeth Johnson. Dame Elizabeth Keith Johnson, Sir Big Johnson of the Hudson Valley.
Always a crowd pleaser, mental to health, at least the most favorite first name of the
show. Dame Dean of the Dry Land, Dick Bryan Bailin, Sir Max Power of Springfield, USA.
Anonymous from Milton, Ontario. Sir, What disease over there?
Ron Driggs Become Knight of the Mighty five National Parks and Black Knight.
Gregg Sir Greg of historic Norcross, Mark Codey, magnanimous Sir Marco deemed magnanimous
Baron Peter Norwood, Sir Peter Singer, Industry C Norwood.
Anthony Jenkins, Sir Anthony Jenkin Baronet Octane of Cambridge.
Kirk Answer to Kirk Burner. Genesee Valley Then Fellow becomes a knight.
Sir Ben to you. Cameron Smith. Sir Cameron Smith. Anna Smith, Dame.
Now Brazil protector of ugly cats. Jonathan Marcus, Sir.
Jonathan. Sean. Sir Sean of the Cisgendered Third World Jungle. Charles.
Deals are up tissues. Nathan Hodge, the racer.
Nate Aaron or Ralph Thomas or Ralph Thomas. Ryan Thomas or Ryan Thomas.
Kelly Sandlin. Goby goby goby Dame of trash. Kyle Carroll, Sir.
Enoch Paladin of the Oil Patch.
Jay Cable, Qantas or Saints, or Sable from Orange County, California.
And we have Deon become Sir John Trevor Pressman, Sir Silent Night.
Stuart Long, Sir Gonzo Earth of Oakland. Alexander Munro, Sir Alexander Josh Cox, Sir
Fourth of Lao William Name, Sir William of Texas.
Anonymous Name Perfect of the Gitmo Gentrified realms of South Brooklyn.
Jeannie McGrew, Dame Jeannie of Station 25 Luke Cooties.
Surly Foodies Brendan Rodgers, Sir or rounder of Buckley Mountain Anonymous to come, Sir
Green of Green Acres. Joseph Cramer, Sir Signal Virtue Dennis Passing Sir Dennis to you
Burton Rosenberger, Sir Album Martin Fellner, Sir Pipe Links of the One Night Stand.
Mark Lin, Sir Pigeon of Cascadia. Vincent James or Vincent James of Baronet Today.
Sean McClain, Sir Sean in the Great Basin. Alex Button Surfing of the Ocean Beach.
Ryan Couture Sir Ryan The Refiner.
Michael Reid Sir Cycle Michael of the Chemical of the Potomac.
Stephen Drury Circumspect Knight of the Missouri Ozarks.
James Schmidt Sir James of the LeConte Highlands. David Wilson.
Sir David Wilson, Fencer of the Minerva Evan Black Sir to you, Mark The Witcher Ever of
the Watt. Brian Leslie, Sir Lottie Knight of the BRIMELOW.
Daniel Baxter, Sir Dan, the Man protector of Cape Coral.
Coral and the islands of Sanibel and Captiva. My grandmother used to live there.
Jonathan Carpenter, Sir. J.D. of the digital modes.
Mark Flager or Sir Mark The Hateful Knight.
William Trent, Sir, What up that ass Night of the Hurricanes.
Russ In Wildwood, Sir. Russ in Wildwood. And to close out the list, Brian Tobiason
becomes a knight and is hereby known as Sir Brian Tobiason.
For you, ladies and gentlemen, we have the requisite hookers and blow rent boys and
Chardonnay. We've got beers and blunts. We've got Brazilian hotties and kasha cowgirls
and coffee partners, cheap cookies and cold coffee, Caribbean carabiners and Coors,
Blanton's bourbon, straight tea and soda, buckwheat cakes and gin, black label, bourbon
and Becca's Adderall, LSD, opium and saffron juice with gold, flake, rice, bourbon and
bone in rubber bong rips and big booty bitches and fuckin mutton and mead.
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Okay. I just need a drink, that's all. I bet you do. Yeah.
Alrighty. I'm back. Here we go. Yeah. Oh, and I wanted to thank all the pickle farmers
and Catholics in action who have contributed to our show. And it's got to be a few.
Yes, no doubt. No doubt about that. All right.
What do you want to do? You just want to go. I think we're done. Really? Oh, man.
Am I 5:00 here? No, it's after five.
But we've been only doing the show for 8 hours. Or 7 hours and 25 minutes.
Well, it's not all that bad. I mean, come on. No, no, it's fine.
I mean, by just saying I think people are going to. Not really.
I don't think now's the time to start doing more Deconstructions. I know.
I agree. Okay, well, since you put it that way, Jon, congratulations.
Well, congratulations to you. And congratulations to all the supporters that we have out
there, especially the producers who really pitched in, chipped in in this particular show
just to get get their money's worth, for one thing for sure.
But just to help us celebrate just ten years of doing this show and everybody said the
same thing. We're the only people doing this. Yeah. Well, I'm proud to do it.
And I'm glad that we seem to have some impact on people outside of that wall of shame.
Right. And we and it turns out we can do this well and we do it pretty.
I think we put on a good show and you produce the show and make the show so it clips
along and it's not done a bunch of dead air or bad sound or, you know, Yeah, I love you,
too. Coming to you from downtown Austin, Texas, here in the common law condo in the clue
to you five by nine in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley, where the sun is setting.
I'm John Seed of Oregon. We will return on Sunday for another edition of No Agenda.
Until then, as always, adios, small foes.
Happy 10th Anniversary crackpots. Buzzkill in the morning.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
No agenda brings families together instead of tearing them apart.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Ten. Holy crap.
Ten years. Ten. Ten years. That's amazing.
And thank you for so many years in media deconstruction.
Ten years of brain tainment. Thanks for your courage. Ten.
Congratulations on ten.
It's a comedy show with crazy conspiracy theories, and it's a fiasco.
What is it? Yes. Here's to another ten years.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Flying over Afghanistan. Or maybe it was Pakistan.
I promised myself to aim myself at every man, woman and child and man that was on my
list. I don't care if I missed my remote control.
I do what I'm told by someone at the computer.
Obama gave me a Bush more than Bush, and I cost millions.
I was supposed to target terrorists, but not so much civilians.
I don't know what to say. Some got in my way.
A drone again. Naturally.
But at the end of the day, they're backing him. You know, they're backing.
Come on at the end of the day.
At the end of the day, John, if someone wants to get anyone, they can get in.
At the end of the day, it's more important that we have entertainment.
At the end of the day. So at the end of the day, who's going to pay for the real loan?
It's going to be taxpayer money. And at the end of the day.
At the end of the day, that's going to be up to Valerie Jarrett.
I mean, at the end of the day, isn't that it?
The end of the day, all this money is owed to bankers. End of the day.
At the end of the day, I think it's good. End of the day.
And at the end of the day, as Americans, what we always do is we always say at the end of
the day. So at the end of the day, it's not actually the health care.
It's the at the end of the day. And there's the day At the end of the day.
You can't deny I had to put less gas in.
The day is at the end of the day. We're all anti-Semites.
End of the day.
And then at the end of the day, you get I think is 4% at the end of the day.
Starts to run together. At the end of the day, you kind of forget, right?
At the end of the day.
You know, John, you and I are both in the audience business at the end of the day.
At the end of the day. And so at the end of the day, she can say, Hey, I told you so.
And at the end of the day of the day, I have a say.
At the end of the day, I said it once, I think ever.
Podcasters ain't easy to love.
There would be would. Alternatives to the so.
For us, be my Skype calls and hang out for now.
They never leave home in their closet alone will still be there at age 50.
Mothers, Don't let your babies grow up and do poorly.
Around still under a. Please get em on YouTube.
Oh, mods and stuff. Gloves.
Don't let your babies grow up and do.
Leave them in their closet.
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And even with the. Page three of Lethal.
Tweaking beyond keeping Unicode.
Characters out of there are as.
Girlfriends, their moms or their wives. They'll be living.
Out on the three. Everybody loves.
Don't let your babies grow up. When do.
It'd be better. Yet you.
Just don't let your babies grow up and.
And for the. Just don't let your babies go out and do.
Please get on YouTube. Oh, my goodness.
Don't let your babies grow a newborn. Can we turn against each other based on divisions
of race religion to be in if we fall for it?
And if we thought oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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Okay?
Just because and you know, it it it is funny.
Or tweets or serves or mocking, actually.
And the 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. to three day.
What does?
It doesn't fit into the issues of race or religion.
And. In money.
Pop, pop, pop. Money to avoid paper money transfers, of course.
Very well. But money just shows up in the bank account. Doesn't tell you anything.
Pop, Pop money. Pop money works very well.
My donation via mobile money or credit unions all use pop money.
Boy people. It always works.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop money.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dah dah dah.
To the many dogs being bling bling bling.
Come on. All. Oh, come on.
When I first started college. When I went running.
I started feeling the burning in my chest. And it was just me sucking in that small.
The smog was so bad, it was like you might done.
Well. But you know that he's black. And that's all I know.
Racism it is to find the brain. It is.
And I'm not looking for a new Jesse Jackson new process here.
Al Sharpton, you are my. You have.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Lord, have mercy.
Please. It's only five. Glasgow.
Coolio.
I'm not seeking any money.
Yo.
Oh, you got me now.
For me. Well, it's so lucky. My name.
Rodeo.
Leo. Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your.
National and. In the morning.
We are going to be human resources and all that.
From the. To.
We are being distracted in space.
There are. So.
Best five times more dot org slash and a adios, mofo.
Stop the hammer hammering.