And with that, I think we should do some elephants next. Adam
curry, John C. Dvorak. Sunday, July 23 2017. This is your award
winning give our nation media assassination episode 99. This
is no agenda, fending off Antifa and the check box Cox and coming
to you from the darkest corners of the Capitol Fatone starts
downtown Austin chaos in the studio in the morning. I'm Adam
curry
in from Northern Silicon Valley with Zephyr just went by I'm
John C. Dvorak.
Yes, the contrast in our opening is just the energy levels are so
compatible. What? Yes, indeed. John, what a crazy couple of
days we've had this crazy. It's unbelievable. Just crazy. Crazy.
Yeah,
it's crazy.
We we were blocked on Twitter for like, the least a day.
No, it was probably for about five hours. I
stopped checking after an hour or two and like, whatever I was
done with it, again, doesn't surprise me.
Well, the thing was for people that don't care. We try to we
post the show on Twitter.
Yeah, we post the link. And when we post the before the show, we
say hey, we're about to start start the live stream, we have a
little piece of art and standard tweet only the episode number
changes. And then when we tweet out the show when it's up, which
is usually within about 35 minutes of the show being done,
mind you. Yeah. Then then tweeted out with the the link to
the which is also a different URL with the link to the we have
the artwork in there. And it seemed like anything with
curry.com Anything with no agenda show anything with no
agenda stream, or no agenda notes, all of that was being
blocked with some kind of weird message about algo algo. about
you being some kind of bots by trying to do this.
I posted a copy of one of the messages into the last
newsletter,
which was the same one I got the even in the morning when I was
just promoting the livestream. It was exactly the same message.
Oh, we looks like you're a Bachman, we have to protect you.
Well, I just I just bypassed it in posted the link to Sean
hannity.com,
which is also it's always a winner
got through. And I want to match that we don't know who it is
anymore. We no longer know who does who somebody bought that
domain and forwards the link to the no agenda show. And I don't
know who it is.
We love him we love him for so
I got into the dude, I got nothing to do with it.
But but you know what the problem is, of course, is that
if you looked at the message that Twitter was returning back
to people, even the link, because I have my own URL
shortener, which is l.korea.com/a couple of numbers
or digits or characters. There was a link saying, Oh, this link
is deemed dangerous for violating our community
standards, whatever that is, but it could also be stealing your
credit card information killing your grandmother was a list of
horrible things. And again at the bottom, but maybe it just
violated our community standards, which is pretty much
what happens when people report your link
that we think somebody's probably was some anti Shah
Antifa Antifa Antifa. And then of course in the newsletter also
pointed out that Lauren southern a rabble rousing troublemaking
out millennial up in Vancouver, BC, she had her Patreon count
account killed.
Yeah, and killed is a good term. Because what was what was the
reasoning she got?
She was encouraging murder or something.
I've looked this up because it was too easy for them to say,
Oh, these guys are not too bad your viewer, I think the exact
term was raising funds that may Pat possibly put life in danger
or endanger lives something to that order. And as I was
watching Lauren's you YouTube video about this for me? Before
we get to that, let's just stop for a second and say this is
exactly the reason why we have said be careful what you do with
your money. If you want to deploy the value for value
model. Then people say well, why don't use Patreon? This is why
and there's something even more concerning about Patreon. When
you look at all their communication with with Lauren
Southern, it's all about our creators, our creators, this our
creators that you guys just used to be a great way to get money.
And now, everyone who's on Patreon is your Creator. It's
achy, gooey and stinky.
Is Just the people using Patreon or their
work for them. That's kind of the way it comes across to me.
Yeah, our
creators, yeah, our people are or this or that. Yeah, it's not
getting them to do with you.
It's all about them. So, you know, what, of course, is a will
become a problem. I hate to put it out there, but eventually
someone's gonna report us to PayPal, and we will be shut off
from PayPal for an X amount of time it's bound to happen. Would
you not agree? I,
I'm I'd be surprised if it didn't. Because they fell. But
you know, it goes like this. I work with Pay Pal, because we
have to keep this thing you know,
running me. Yes. It's how we pay our rent. Yes, it's kind of can
I
pay pal always provide you with people that are specialists for
a while we had our own, you know, kind of guy. And then then
we had our own girl. And then now it's become more
generalized. And I'm always getting the impression that
would have said, well, you know, that call, one of them is the
future. I call one of them up and they say, well, it's not I
know you guys are fine. It's just somebody else up above. Get
the word came down. Yeah,
well, yeah, word came down as it. Yeah, sorry. That's just
really nothing I can do. Yeah, no, I can't escalate it any
higher. It's just not possible. It's not in my skip logic sheet.
Anything talk to the guy? Oh, no,
no. Well, you know, we make so much fun of Pierre Dr. Mike.
That's the Lauren is thinking about that letter that was sent
to Lauren, which is in the last newsletter. Yeah. It says
there's this is not open for discussion.
Well, I have some thoughts about that. Because I was watching
Lauren's video, but I've never really seen her. But it turns
out, Tina likes her and she follows her and she didn't. Yes.
You know, Tina likes the rebel rousers. And so I'm listening to
this video. And she goes into well, this is just ridiculous
about this, you know, raising money that could put lives in
danger. And then she launches into this whole thing about
defend your above dub, but it's so convoluted. I'm like, hold on
a second. You are protesting a little too much. What is going
on? And it turns out that she is uh, she had initially wanted to
go on this mission. But she I guess she sent someone or but a
lot of people want to be on this defend Europe mission? I don't
know if you've heard of this. Well, you have or you haven't?
I have kind of heard of it. It seems like just a futile.
No, I think it's very interesting. What that what is
happening here. We'll explain. All right. So this is a group of
people who have come up with, I have a short clip with one of
the biggest one of the founders. He's I don't know what, what,
what European country he's from, but these talking mainly about
Italy in this case. And they recognize something we have seen
for a long time that we have a bunch of nongovernmental
organizations, NGOs. And a lot of them and I did the work for
you, you can just did the Googles. A lot of them have been
financed by the Open Society Institute by George Soros, and
they take their rescue boats, and they are now almost off the
Libyan coast. So all you have to do is kind of jump in the water
swim, and they'll pick you up and then they bring you into
Europe, and then you're good to go. Welcome aboard. And there
are people in Europe taking issue with this, they hold on a
second. This is not exactly the way it's supposed to go. And who
what are these NGOs all about? I mean, it's one thing to save
dying people. It's other it's another thing to be, you know,
one nautical mile off the coast of Libya just waiting for people
to show up and are they may be in collusion with some of these
human traffickers. Here's a clip from the intro video on the
defend Europe mission website
is Exodus is stabilizing poverty and chaos in Africa. That is
creating emigration the first place. If you invite the whole
of Africa, you don't have Africa, you become Africa. But
we don't want to become Africa. And that's why we are not
planning allocations, but we're planning to do everything in our
power to defend Europe. The immigration, the Islamization,
all those problems. It all starts at our borders in the
Mediterranean Sea and it needs to end there. And the problem
are those NGOs they are working as water taxes faring migrants
from the Libyan shore to Italy, basically cooperating with human
trafficking rings to help them earn a fortune and they are
learning as a classical pool factor migrants in the sea in
unfit conch shells which led to the death of many Frontex as
well as the Libyan coast guard agreeing on the fact that those
NGOs are making the situation worse. Italy has even created a
strict code of conduct for them a few days ago, but nobody
actually goes there controls and police system well, until now,
we have gathered the crew and organized the ship to actually
go there in July and go at the borders of Europe, yesterday,
the sea star left the port of Djibouti and is now heading
north. As soon as we arrived here we will Overwatch the NGOs
recall all of the radio signals expose possible communication
with the human traffickers and intervene when doing something
illegal. We will cooperate with the Libyan coast guard and
inform them every time when an NGO ship tries to enter Libyan
waters. And we will try to sink all the abandoned migrant rescue
ships.
Do you see the issue here? You can't go against the globalist
state and use their money supply at the same time. It just
doesn't work that way. That, okay, we don't want this and we
don't want the migrants.
Patreon is an agent of the globalist state I think,
PR drive my car. Omidyar is Yes Who shut off PayPal for
WikiLeaks have not forgotten never forget yes never forget he
is this guy is the leader of the Austrian identitarian HNS the
sounds sounds groovy to so the I understand I like yeah, you
know, let's go to Patreon got a call from somewhere else. The
Hey, you can't be a part of financing this you just can't be
a part of that. That's why it's not up for discussion. That
seems very, very cut and dried to me. That's what's going on.
Well, it was cut and dry. And that was the end of that the
stream income stream Yes,
there is. There is a new one popped up though. A new funding
site Patreon, which I think is pretty cool. Patria no hatred,
yawns
or hatred. Me Patreon Patreon is very,
very wrong. How can you how can you ever be a social justice
warrior and have a Patreon patriarchy patreon account? No,
it should be matriarch Yes, well Patreon is already up and
running Patreon. I think Patreon is very funny. Let's see
featured creators are doing the making the same mistake. There's
oh there's lots of frogs on this website. Okay. Richard Richard
Spencer. Pepe the Frog. Yes. Richard Spencer is good. It's
gonna be great. Your creators rock dude. Yes. Anyway, you
know, Tina was was really taken aback by this. She said, Well,
how does this how can that be? Like, what do you mean? How
could it be but just get enough people clicking on link saying I
suck. And then the algos kick in and you're done. That you're
absolutely done now this was clearly a timed algo so whatever
happened it came unglued. I don't think someone went in said
oh gee, these guys must be good. Let me just go and block them I
agree with that. There was totally a time that's why I said
try again later.
Yeah. And we did and we tried and we tried but it took five or
six hours at least. But yeah, this is this is I mean you and I
will say all of this started with the mastodon site we set up
that's where all this bullcrap started. So about I'll put hand
on my own bosom for a moment because you recall what happened
is you know there were social justice warriors calling us kk k
and the alt right quadrupeds I think it's right Nazi Cardrooms
and then you know and everyone the no agenda social.com got
into and like yay. pays off snowflake. Well, you know so
that resulted in us being getting on to lists if it sounds
funny. Yes. lists one lists. Yeah. And then people like we're
let's do a podcast let's go after their advertisers that
didn't work out to do well for them because we don't have them
but you know going after your infrastructure is an obvious
next step. And then when that happens, I'm done. I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna win if they undo it great. We'll continue but and
we're not going to go to Bitcoin let's put it that way. Please
don't send email about it. Do you imagine we had we had
Bitcoin donations and then oh, they Oh, well, I just put it in
the bank and it went down to 1800 Sorry, sorry about your
friend Oh, well, you'll have to economize somehow I'm gonna pops
back up and you're even more pissed
you know the the way that you can stop the spreadsheet all you
have to kill the Pay Pal. And you have to kill a couple of
them because we still have a legacy version. Yeah, right.
Which is not necessarily easy. No. And although it did happen
with OMA dark, killing the WikiLeaks money and then we also
have checks which are direct payments, pretty much and we
also have direct into bank accounts they have to kill the
bank account.
I love it. How many people in the chat room meeting to go
these guys still don't understand Bitcoin? Oh, by the
way, is it 2800 Vague now? Yeah, fantastic. Write this case.
I can understand.
Better Why don't you whenever We get our money right deal every
two weeks we there's our little little money to go pay our rent
once you give that to me all day trade it for a little bit and
then I guarantee there'll be more when I give it back to you
guaranteed no problem that's Bitcoin you morons
it's gonna be worth a half a million dollars per coin
yeah that's why I've held on to mine I'm holding on to them
that's not the year one coin is just as retirement I just don't
want to be paid in Bitcoin unless my landlord accepts it.
Which
was let's go back to this this thing and ask this question. If
you would, why do you want to pay us in Bitcoin in the first
place just pay us you're gonna take a day you're gonna pay us
500 bucks or 100 So you could just get us $100 To pay pal or a
check. Julie easy to do or you can send us or send us a bill or
you can go through the rigmarole of getting a piece of a Bitcoin
calculating these value and then having sent to us and we have to
calculate its value and put it through it's a rigamarole The
reason is still $100 There's still $100 in volume
but I still I have respect I understand it's it's idealism.
The way I'm not dealing with PayPal that's idealism is fine.
I'm okay with X are great checks are better than PayPal. I'm just
saying that I understand that no, oh, we don't want to be a
part of the banking system even though you have to get your
bitcoins your money into bitcoin somehow.
If you don't want to be part of the banking system, I think
you've really got some issues don't you think?
Well I I want to be a part of the payment system. I'm not
saying that I like it. I mean, I despise but despise the banking
system but yeah,
but that doesn't mean I'm not going to use it
right but so that this is what this is, is other people too
pussy to do anything but they want to use us to drive Bitcoin
you see, they're not going to say to their boss, fuck you.
Just pay me in Bitcoin now. But we have to do that. That's what
that's what's going on here. You guys should be the leaders in
this.
We're not We're not leaders where we do news deconstruction.
Hey, well, you guys should take be more activist. I do not why
Believe me, I've been I went to Cal Berkeley. I do not want to
get involved in activism. Except for my wife. She shouldn't be
coming to the city council member up in Port Angeles,
Washington, but that's as activist as I'm gonna get. And
as I watched the local crap that goes on in these little
communities, I can see that big time activism is just futile.
It's stupid. You're not accomplishing anything? No, go
read John McNamara's book. It's a big book partial biography,
where he discusses the Vietnam War. It turns out that all these
protests, everything had nothing to do with the ending of the
war.
What were they are they are they
not? Nothing? They got nothing they did. The government doesn't
care. They do what they do.
That's true. Well, that's true. And we're seeing that with this
administration. We're seeing government just wants to run the
way it's always run by the intelligence agencies. They run
it on everything. They run on everything, and they don't like
it.
But their mechanism that they want to use and they use a
correct me if I'm mistaken, but did the rain sticks do their
trick once again? You know, it's work. It's raining where the
wildfires in Canada Navia Yeah, no, I mean, that's amazing.
I haven't you noticed by now we've been using these things.
Yeah, always. I know.
Of course, Houston. Anatomy has been raining like crazy in
Houston and it'll come here to Austin. Whenever we shake the
rain sticks three days later, it rains in Austin, but the energy
somehow is directed and I don't know it works. Even Stephen
Hawking is in agreement. It has been proven to stick where
you're welcome can prove from the BBC right there.
Dario?
If Hawking says it, then you know it's gotta be true.
So again, we have the North Koreans, this bogus story the
new bogus story about they're gonna again by the way, we
played the clip I think just a few weeks ago, back from about
two or three years ago where the North Koreans were gonna
bomb Hawaii is all as having as real people
that this was like three years ago. They're gonna bomb Hawaii,
everyone, they're all you put we moved a bunch of ships nearby
that had anti missile technology. God knows what it
costs up drive of one of those things over from point A to
point
C if I have a clip from was it three years ago you said
that two and a half three years ago, it's just look for I think
Hawaii would be on there. You found it last time pretty
easily.
Also, tonight, American warships are tracking a North Korean
vessel off the coast of China
December 2 2014. You were right just about three years ago.
Yeah. So he this is now here
we go updated version. Here we go. In this clip as DPRK,
Hawaii,
Americans will be banned from traveling to North Korea as
tensions with that country continued to rise. The threat
has officials in Hawaii concerned that out that they are
rolling out a preparedness plan, which includes sheltering in
place in the event North Korea launches a missile
decoy rollin cover shelter in place. I love Hawaii. Sorry. No,
I just love Hawaii stories to get to play in the ventures with
just one one thing. All I needed to hear
now Yeah, so I think you can legally play. Now here and of
course, CBS which is the outlet of the real government
spokespeople. They have a little longer this Hawaii under threat
is a little longer. Okay. Officials
in Hawaii are launching a campaign to help residents plan
for a possible nuclear attack from North Korea. It comes weeks
after North Korea successfully test fired and
remember this was such a bummer. Just last night. It said the
team took a tiny house in Hawaii. Maybe that's where we
can retire. And now that's off the table.
It comes weeks after North Korea successfully test fired an
intercontinental missile that could potentially reach the
Aloha State. Here's Carter Evans.
North Korean missile launchers are now much more than just
scary images for the nearly one and a half million people who
live in the Hawaiian Islands based on what you've seen. Ken
and North Korean missile hit Hawaii. Yeah, I think there's no
question about that. Jeffrey Lewis is a nuclear policy expert
at the Middlebury Institute of International Studies.
It's frightening and so we need to take it seriously. But we
also need to be calm, and we need to be measured. And we need
to know that there are things that we can do.
First, you duck and then you'll cover Hawaii will
not stop these 1950s era civil defense drills. What they are
doing is warning residents that if a missile is launched,
prepare not just for the initial strike, but also the fallout.
That could mean sheltering in place for up to two weeks
and they read the same release didn't need the whole shelter in
place. ba bam. Someone needs it.
This is unconscionable. This
is Fanta this was terrorism right here. This is terrorism.
Yeah. terrorize terror. Terrorism. Someone needs to do a
make of them. So needs to do a mix of the ventures and duck and
cover it would work right.
Even though the threatened small we can't ignore it.
Vern, Miyagi is with Hawaii's Emergency Management Agency. And
he says there's a difficult balance between warning the
public and scaring off tourists. When I see
stuff like Hawaii prepared for nuclear. That's way overboard.
We're not preparing for nuclear attack. This is just a hazard.
Like Salamis like hurricanes.
Natural disasters, though can't be prevented nuclear attacks
can. A nuclear
war is just such a horrible outcome, that every moment you
spend preparing for it is probably better spent trying to
prevent it from ever happening.
Hawaii's Tourism Authority is also taking the threat very
seriously, the threat to the state's bottom line. This is the
height of the busy summer travel season. And they're saying the
risk is not big enough to cancel any trips, Rita,
why am I getting deja vu of Puerto Rico when I hear this
story?
I don't know that I'm finding it. I get deja vu of the 2014
report that said pretty much the same.
I'm getting a deja vu. I'm thinking yeah, Hawaii has. It's
very heavily dependent on federal government than they
there's little mention of all we don't want to scare off the
tourists. Guess what? You're scaring off the tourists? Not
that maybe there's some kind of is there a Hawaii financial
package coming? Let me say thanks. So I could be totally
wrong. This is just my spidey sense. I got lots of financial
sense, if I the stance. Well, Spidey sense.
We have people on the islands, they'll tell you they'll let us
know. Let us know. Yeah, we
do have a few. Yeah, that I think that's it. I know, this is
I think the same as the 2014 thing is like, it's they don't
want to one day they do not. They want to scare us about
North Korea. And they don't want people go in there. I mean, they
get stopped on tourist visas because people go in there. I'm
sure there's a lot of them. They don't give us any numbers. But
I'm sure there's enough because I want to go yeah, they're
coming back saying what this is pretty cool over there. I don't
see any big deal. So then they got that guy arrested. It was
stealing posters, but then it died mysteriously. Yeah. And so
they emphasize that they don't emphasize they don't talk to
anybody just goes over there to take pictures or look at the
scenery or to see what kind of service they have to put up with
in the in the restaurants and hotels, or that crazy Zoo.
Where's my picture that where's my Yelp reviewers.
When I saw that picture that zoo look up the North Marine zoo and
just take a look at it. Wow, it's a modern looking cool Zoo.
That's where
they don't want. They don't want anyone. Anybody coming back with
this keep people from going there, no pictures, put out
these bogus stories and then scare the Hawaii. We can't scare
the people in Seattle because you can hit Seattle, from North
Korea as easy as you can Hawaii. Period is what another five
feet. So they no no, no, no, no, we don't want to do that.
Because this Seattleites will get all bent out of shape.
Microsoft's up there, Amazon's up there. We can't do that.
And you know, Seattle has real problems right now. I mean,
serious, serious problems. You heard what serious problems late
afternoon
and 1000s of Amazon workers are ending their day. They're
streaming out of the company's ever expanding compound of
glassy, glossy office buildings in the South Lake Union
neighborhood. Heading for the whole foods are running for the
street car. This is the world of young techies. Kate and John
Walter
are in the situation where we're living in a small apartment just
to kind of make ends meet right now.
John says winterizing so fast, they can't save up to buy. He's
thinking about
using the experience here leaving and going somewhere
where rent isn't so astronomical and could only get worse.
John, like Seattle's latest idea, tax the people who make
more than $250,000 a year to raise $140 million a year for
things like affordable housing, services for the homeless and
transit so people can get to work from the places where they
can afford to pay. It's
what you've always been asking for John. It's a wealth tax. Of
course, they're now saying to people,
not a wealth tax. No. Hold on. I want to make something clear
about the wealth tax income tax where you're taxing somebody's
income stream is a lot different than taxing somebody's agreed
tangible assets. Agreed. Agreed. And this is not a wealth tax.
Agreed. It's just a gouging tax.
Yes. And the gouging apparently happens at a combined income of
$250,000. Right? Nice.
Would you say the same thing if it was you making over 250?
Yeah,
I would. There's zero income tax.
Yeah, let's get social. So I absolutely would, but socialism
is not bad. Kate
says if she ever made a quarter million she wouldn't want to be
singled out. Why is
it fair that I work so hard to get to that point and now I'm
forced to pay more I
on the other hand make so much money I could afford seven
apartments
software engineer Ashok Chand while
you get the idea? You get the idea? So you
probably actually just a bunch of just a bunch of whining
techies up in the AMA and what did they do they just pick and
pack I don't know what technical stuff they do. pick and pack was
his box going on in and out put it in this giant box every give
it like a Amazon package a huge box? Yeah, a little item in this
huge box because it just so happened to be the box going by
on the assembly line.
I don't know how it works but yeah, I've seen the big box and
cracks me up
every time the boxes weighs nothing so you see the guy login
I have steroids stair steps to get up to the house and so the
guys log in as boxes huge boxes. This poor bastard he's carrying
this huge pile there's nothing in the box is dead empty. It's
got it I have one one USB thing in it.
Yeah, but it's I find the number so incredulous. $250,000 Okay,
so 250 per person combined 500,000 Yeah, you're definitely
rich but the rich people who make that money good cash
flow is what you've got being rich you don't have an income
you just live in it up okay seems to me i don't know I'm in
round a lot of rich people in this area and you are to the
rich of the richest they don't really have an income a lot of
life. In fact, here's my favorite thing they like to do
is mock mock the little man Oh, I'm only taking $1 For my salary
ever seen I mean I think gates cool day was every one so I
think Steve Jobs Steve Jobs. I'm only making $1 Yeah to hear your
phony Oh man.
Yes, right. I'm only making $1 Exactly. Oh, well.
Just seems like more nonsense
but just it's more of the social stuff you know there was gonna
be Oh, it's great. I was talking about because when did the
describe Seattle like oh, that the Amazon tech workers and they
have a go to Whole Foods little Starbucks like comment. It
sounds like Austin. I hate to say it but we have gone down
that path a little and I'm driving down the garage and
we're at six flights, which disturbingly long and there's
been this Lamborghini that's parked. Not even not even in a
reserved spot.
The new new new
brand new brand new and it was
a couple of the new ones I just saw there was a lot of them in
LA and there's a there's a place across from this bookstore I go
to Samuel French has just released his sells I don't know
what they do but they got a bunch of these lamb. Lambo Lambo
there's one new one that I looked at I couldn't this thing
is outrageous like it's just it looks like this from outer space
I've never seen anything.
I don't know if this is one of them because I've only seen the
the rear end and it's parked there all the time it gets dusty
and then you know, after a week or so it's been cleaned.
You'll go over there and scrape with your finger wash me well
and then put a smiley face so
you're gonna want a better slogan, because he finally got
the templates taken off and now he's got his permanent plates.
Yeah, 0.001 PCs, PCT. That's his license plate. I'm part of the
0.01% bitches. That's what he's saying.
Oh, is that what he's?
What an ass Matt is a dick move and he's looking for key
somebody
should T bone
deep. Can you believe that? I really want to know who that
belongs to. But gotta see this guy or girl. It could be a
woman. We never think of that. Do we? Women that just not so
douchey
cannot get me douchey nah,
but you never see dad who would do that. I never see no douchey
woman in a Lambo.
It's really more of a man's car to that.
Barely, you've got to have a small penis to want that car.
Really, really micro penis probably.
I don't have a micro penis and I want that car.
Well, pictures or didn't happen to vorak.
Although I have to say, I don't have one. And if I really wanted
one, I would have one I would think Oh, yeah. I mean, I know
people that got into the Ferrari. They get a Ferrari.
Yeah. And that becomes a lifestyle thing. It's a decision
you make as you Yeah, it changed
the way house or car house or car. That's pretty much your
decision right there.
And you end up with the credit cards very hard to maintain.
It's you have to drive it out. You actually have to drive it to
the dealers, because I knew a guy with a one and says you guys
bitch at you if you don't drive it a lot because these cars are
meant to be driven. They're not museum pieces.
I saw one in Rome, a blue Ferrari with an old dude just
racing around Briar Bran brown just to the roundabouts in front
of the Coliseum
in Beverly Hills if you go to any restaurant there that you
were cruising, right, you were cruising a bunch of douche bags
in Lambos are all Arabs and they go like 90 miles an hour making
as much noise as they can they keep in the lowest gear and they
just go around if they get busted. They just leave the
country. It's unbelievable. Yeah. Anyway, it's like my
racism there. Sorry. Yes. Okay. We are we are found out who this
guy is. And why is he living in your apartment? How come? He's
not some you know, mini mansion or a mansion?
Well, because I mean, look, we've got the Google building
going up right next to us in downtown is going to be a tech
mecca. I presume?
Maybe he's in the penthouse. These are a penthouse in that
place. Yes. I've seen it. It's quite well, that's his place.
He's up there.
Why doesn't he have a reserved parking spot? Then?
Maybe he does. Maybe that's where he keeps his his Bugatti.
Okay.
Enough about the conversations are weird. Okay, here's my last
one of these conversations. So I see Larry Ellison. He's at the
center. I think I've told the story a couple years ago. He's
at the San Francisco Airport and he's got one of those Nissan GTS
which is an 85 supercar but it's it's a cheap supercars. 85 grand
or less than 100,000, which is a gas inexpensive, but it's
everyone lie. I got to drive one once in there. I shouldn't like
it personally. But anyway, so he's getting out of it. And I
pull up I say, Larry, because I didn't expect to see him he I've
seen him before, but I didn't expect to see him in one of
these cars. I expect the Lambo or a Ferrari. And he's I said
what do you think of that car that because I know about these
cars? He said and he says this is the best car I own. He says
it's much better than the Bugatti
that's the best answer I could think of. I'm
thinking okay, bye.
Hey, really spot boy he really thinks so. Douche Anyway, well,
just you because of course now I live in a bag and a building
with the 0.01 percenters Yeah, that's exactly it. That's right
everybody. I'm Rich podcasting rich I am oh don't get me
started.
You gotta get it but personalized placing pod see a
STR Yeah,
that'll look great.
Yeah, right next to that guy.
In the in the first clip I played about the defend Europe
mission, you heard that they were leaving from Djibouti. And
Djibouti is one of my favorite places in Africa. Because you
like saying it, because I like saying, and mainly because it's
not my Djibouti, your Djibouti. And we have a base there, drone
base, the African drone base, which flies all over, you can
zip across the Gulf there, go check out Yemen, go check out
some go down, check out Somalia, where we have what's going on.
But also for a while, there's been a base from the new
organization set up by Erik prince, who we of course, know
from Blackwater, and Z and later Academy. And he's not found much
love with at the end of the tail end of the Obama administration
for gigs. I don't think the Trump administration is
interested in him. So he's turned to the Chinese. And this
has been bubbling under for a while that his new clients are
the Chinese but he's really doing some interesting things
when it comes to the pearly necklace or whatever, whatever
the Chinese think they're building so a few years back, he
this, by the way, is a thing. This is a retired Greenbrae Who
is this? Derek Gannon
became, I guess, the new head of a private I don't want to say
military but private security corporation or company that is
basically Chinese don't it's called the frontier services
group. Now he went to Beijing and proposed this new private
industry private security company to the major investors
in China. And a state owned an investment company purchased the
majority of the proposal and as basically the sole pretty much
the sole investor, sole owner of the frontier services group. And
since then, Eric, Prince Eric prince and his Chinese own
frontier Services Group has really been trying to expand in
Africa itself and actually now currently Afghanistan but to
kind of reiterate the with the Chinese base, the Chinese the
Chinese naval base in Djibouti, there's touting it that's going
to be used for security along with Somali coast. But a couple
months back Erik Prince's frontier services group that had
just won a security contract and a development contract for
Southwest state and southern Somalia it's all a part of
China's plan for what they call a string of pearls. The string
of pearls kind of scenario was is China building all those
islands up in Spratly in the Spratly Islands region in the
South China Sea it just it just all of a sudden just cropping up
these Lego Lego Land like bases which they can only they're not
they don't call them bases some of them are touted the
desalination centers but then you see the 3d satellite overlay
images and they've got missiles missile systems, anti aircraft
missiles, fighter planes base and runways that can that can
basically I think we need
to bring this prince dude in we need to have him on the hill we
should be talking to him what you doing boy what's up with
that?
Yeah sums up
what the Chinese are building little islands and little
things that we're making we always have our boats going by
their same you guys are building they're building islands that
Nick I guess is going to be I don't blame I mean they just
because we're dominating the region I don't know. Well I
don't know of like who I mentioned and that has something
to do that. I'm sure they African policy that China has.
Which probably brings me I should read this in our economic
hitman.
Oh good. You got a note from him.
I do have a note from him and it might be good worth reading is
because he's
to explain the economic hitman. You really need to go and read
the book confessions of the economic hitman by John Perkins
the first one not the second get the first one the second one is
after he got co opted and threatened I guess it wasn't all
that bad. But yeah, pretty much ever read of that ever have a
read where the concept is? We go in we say hey you know Guess
what? We're gonna help you realize everything we're gonna
put you in power and then we're gonna build it all back up with
our with our companies. Here. Bechtel are the other ones.
Bechtel Bechtel is the main one that's really fast. We worked
for KKR and all the
is a bunch of these guys. He works for this this economic hit
manage works for USAA it mostly Yeah. Which I've listened to
every single show. He writes since HRC. Loss and Trump won I
do so because I'm a creature of habit. What else can I listen to
which lasts three hours? Well, I do not support HRC I was and
remain 100% opposed to dj t. I am. I am so for practical
reasons, which I do not believe make it onto your shows. Oh,
okay. Yes. No, probably not. He's gonna help us get mainly
because we don't talk policy. I tell us that people we're not.
We're not policy analysts necessarily we deconstruct news,
examine the damage to diplomacy and the real threat to lives
overseas as a direct result of his cuts to us AI D and state
bring to the State Department. So
what he's saying is he doesn't like it that his budgets being
cut
it know that if you listen, he does his study. Yes. That's the
way we would deconstruct it, but he would see a different he says
we're hurting poor people. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, as I laugh, he is
ceding to China is what really bugs.
Trump, he says Trump is seeding to China.
He says he is seeding to China, all of Africa, and many parts of
Asia with his isolation is stands. His belief that we will
only give money to countries which present a strategic
relationship is born from the mouth of Bannon, and will result
in a complete abandoned, abandoned Banyan will complete
abandonment of Africa and other reason, reason regions where our
diplomacy and financial support has been helpful to lift
countries out of the morass, and into a demographic and economic
transition. As for refugees, I designed the software which
manages all the refugees relocation agencies and remains
in place to this very day from 10 years ago, when I found it
completely paper based solution, though he then there was a paper
that was computerized since 1975, not a single relocated
refugee is participated in any type of terrorist activity.
Within the USA. The Boston bombings were asylum cases,
there have been 11 Somalis who have left the USA and been
killed back in Somalia, but they were known and could not have
returned to the USA, back to the read. This, to me seems like an
aside. In other words, what I think is accumulate is a bunch
of complaints that the media has been kind of feeding. And he's
taking, you know, he's writing it up for us to consider.
Anyway, he goes on about how them situate the refugee
relocation system is what he's saying here is okay, it's not a
big deal. It is not like the way Trump presents it. But now Trump
hasn't done anything anyway. He says, I went to Jordan and saw
people waiting for years to have their refugee status affirmed.
Hold on most of the
what people people from Syria, yeah, sure. But it's us. It's
just a percentage is it's a fraction of what's coming into
the United States and Europe, it's just a fraction. Of course,
we have empathy.
The most difficult case to place in the United States has a
single male, nearly 80% of the refugees are families, father,
mother and children. These people get five points per case
every Wednesday, the refugee and he goes on it with a bunch of
details about this, and how they're placed in North Dakota
and all the rest. Anyone listed as anything, skip these Detroit?
Well, I look at Dearborn, Michigan, where the largest
Iraqi population exists in the United States, and there are no
issues. So for the pricing of Hamas over there at that one
deli, look at Wisconsin, which took on the Hmong from Cambodia,
and nothing has happened, etcetera, etcetera. Oh, yes,
yeah.
But he, here's what I don't understand. Then I have big
respect for our economic hitman. Moreover, that he likes to
communicate with us. It's not necessarily at issue that, that,
you know, these are terrorists. I don't think that's the
problem. It's like, Hey, hold on a second. Before bringing all
these people in, how many? What's the deal, via ghettoizing
them. That's just fact. It's not the same as the migrant who
comes in and then you know, lands in Brooklyn, or I guess
that would be crazy. Now, you can't live in Brooklyn. But you
know what I mean, Queens, and then start something and works.
It's not exactly the same thing. It's like, here's a whole bunch
of people, but put them near the house building project that's
being done by your buddies who run, you know, Jamie Dimon and
those guys up in Michigan, or put them over here where they
can do this kind of work. Send them over to the yo play guys
that yo play or know that what's the other yogurt? Yogurt firm
that's hiring refugees? Have
no idea. Yeah.
Yeah, I think that needs to be a little. We need to have a
policy, just something we understand what's going on and
not just bring people in? Is it because we're not making enough
children? Okay, then, then we should do that. How do we
integrate? Do we just put up signs in more languages like
Europe? Or do does everyone learn English? I mean, these are
the things that bother people. I don't think the problem
necessarily is terrorism. I just don't see that as the number one
issue. Like, is that person taking my job? Because they
actually might get a leg up. That's those are the questions.
Yeah. Well, he's done Obviously he doesn't like Trump. And of
course we are always perceived as some sort of Trump. I got
some debt they trump stuff to today's show. Oh, good. I mean,
we're not trying to be I got actually a really good one too.
That's like Trump needs to be asked about this. I suspect this
kind of sketchy because it came from Democracy Now. But you
know, when you see the tweet, the tweets and the impeach him
and the Maxine Waters and all this stuff, our job is to not is
to just tone it down and say, what is the reality of these
things? Right, it's got nothing to do with and Trump is the
president. So what are we supposed to do turn it away? I
mean, once the guys elected you have just put up with him if you
don't like it, you know, just constantly carp. Like go like
Ryan or do you
know, we tried to watch last night because I saw it on
Fallon. Netflix now has a there things like a 10 part series and
10 it's called the stand ups or something like this that stand
ups. They have 10 Different comedians. Oh my god, the first
three we couldn't get through it. It was just all Trump's dumb
hate hate hate hate hate. Then finally this a Dion's what's the
guy's last name and black guy comes on very funny. But he just
he just said I'm gonna do a lot of black jokes in a room full of
white people and everything. You know, white people love that.
It's the best. But Joe I mean, it comedy is just it's no longer
funny. Yeah, it gets people it gets a laugh. But even the last
aren't even it's like, Ah, it's so well know what's coming. They
know what's coming out. The punch line is clear.
Okay, now that you mentioned that, let's go to Jimmy Kimmel.
Okay, Kimmel. Here's it. Kim was decided to do Trump material
because of Stephen Colbert getting so much attention. So I
want you to, I'm gonna play this clip. This is Kimmel doing Trump
material flawed today. In case
you didn't know today is Mark six months on President Trump.
That's right. He's already halfway through his presidency.
How can it only be six months yesterday alone felt like six
months of the Trump administration. I felt
so there's a joke in there, which fell really flat. It
didn't even get it got nothing. It got developed. falling flat
is not the word for this. But he says and you can play it
against.
He said he's halfway through his presidency at six months that
you got
the joke. I was wondering whether blow bite because I
think it just blew by the audience. He says six months
He's halfway through his presidency
is the liberal reaction.
His delivery was off today. In case you didn't know today is
March six months on President Trump. That's right. He's
already halfway through his presidency.
He didn't wait for the applause. The applause came into
interrupted the flow. And he didn't pay it off with the right
pacing should Well, you know, today Mark, six months of the
Trump presidency is great. Halfway through is pretty new.
That's how you get
to do it. Right away as he couldn't handle the mishandled.
The joke is Steve bumbled, it was a fumble, fumble. And he and
it got I don't think anybody in the audience even heard it. And
if they did, you have to wonder, you know, maybe they were
thinking yeah, he's only halfway through. I mean, I honestly
believe that a lot of people actually thought that was a
fact. That's
the sad that's very sad, but it could be
I'm guessing so on if we go outside because he does lie
Witness News about Jeff Sessions. And he goes out onto
the street in LA Chris
explained, this just explained again, when it comes to mana
witnessing
this is a is a gimmick he does as a man on the street report.
But what he does is he sets up a false premise.
And in this case, and they choose and they choose whatever
answers they want, obviously, so
Well, it's a false premise, in other words, is bullcrap he
says, What do you think about the about about Moscow being
bombed to oblivion last week? Was that, was that good or bad?
Is that the question they're gonna blame us for? What do you
think? Was that the question? No, it's not the question. Do
this question is different. But I'm just saying that's the
premise. That's a really good one. You should send that in.
They should use that. That's funny. They should.
And and the way this works, because it's Los Angeles,
everybody wants to be on television. And so they make
stuff up. They pretend they know something when they don't know
anything. This question was, you think it's so some but Jeff
Sessions about the Attorney General investigating Jeff
Sessions, and Jeff Sessions, the attorney general. So it makes it
kind of funny.
The Attorney General should do about Jeff Sessions ties to
Russia.
Oh, my God. I think that we need to cut all ties to Russia.
Right? That's right. Yeah.
What do you think the Attorney General should do about Jeff
Sessions, ties to Russia?
I definitely think he should see what's up with that. Maybe
submit a few inquiries.
What do you think the Attorney General should do about Jeff
Sessions his ties to Russia, I think he should try to get in
the towel more about what he knew and why he didn't come
forward sooner about that. What would you say if I told you that
Jeff Sessions and the Attorney General are the same person that
made sense? Do you believe Jeff Sessions when he says he's more
loyal to the Confederacy of Dunces, then to Russia? You do?
And who is Jeff Sessions? I guess under, under any from Jeff
Sessions.
Jeff Sessions is a guy that is been known for talking about
Trump doing this. And
did they follow it up by asking to name all the Kardashians?
Including the children? Which of course everybody is they don't
do that. That would have been that would have been the obvious
one. That's kind of a Jay Leno used
to do that. Yeah. When he go out on the street, he'd find
somebody idiots. They don't know anything about any of these you
have pictures have a picture of Lincoln. You know, they say
Who's that? I don't know. And then they have a picture of a
Kardashian. They identify Oh, but he's but
here's what's odd in this. If you look at dimension a
dimension B, this is clearly dimension a segment, but they're
making dimension B people look stupid. Because they're all Oh,
yeah, Trump for the for
what this? Is, this is true.
They make it a dimension beat.
A segment? Yeah, yeah. Very, I don't know that they know
they're doing that. Someone, when you go out onto the street,
which is mostly dimension B, you're gonna get these kinds of
answers. I mean, sure, there's a few people they're going to run
into or not funny, and they're going to know all they're going
to know all this stuff. But there's so many people that
don't know anything. And that's why I think that audience may
not have thought twice about the six month
they probably think they probably think the presidency is
a year to be God. This is really sad. I was reading a brilliant
piece the other day, and it talks about the cognitive
revolution, which was all about dimension, a dimension be the
way we view it. And the author of this, I'll put in the show
notes, 949 dot no agenda notes.com. You can get to it
from archive.no. Agenda. notes.com basically broke the
two dimension to this one dimension that still recognizes
and acknowledges and understands lions and tigers and trees and
wind. And then you have dimension B, which is you know,
God's nation's corporations like Google, when you think about it.
What is Google? It is seen as this huge behemoth and it's
really it's nowhere it's everywhere. And it's nowhere.
But people have in their heads Google as this all encompassing
wonder thing. No one I mean,
I don't know what you mentioned, I have no idea what people
think. Same as when they think of Google. They don't think of
what Google is, which is warehouses around the world
filled with servers. And then a campus over in Mountain View and
an offshoot campus in San Francisco. That's the way I see
enlisted
and the new offices in August, I went to the fiber store.
Remember, I had the problem with my credit card? Yes, you
did. You went to the fibers. Interesting experience.
Well, we're going, let's finish this and then talk about the
fiber store. Okay.
The lie witness? Do
he doing what he wants to do? Stuff like that?
Yeah. And you know, what his specific role in the government
is?
Is he a part of the governor in Russia?
I have no idea who Jeff Sessions is.
Do you have any idea who the Attorney General is?
I thought that was Jeff Sessions. It is.
My Millennials stay with you when she says
you know, I bet to half the people in the audience laughing.
Ah, they didn't know either. I bet you they didn't know either
Jeff Sessions is and maybe it would say
half You're probably right about half if they started. They had
people coming. Yeah, maybe they should. Here's what this may be
chemo should add this.
Oh, never do this. I like the idea. Go ahead. No, no, no,
he might do it. You do it at the beginning of the show. As they
come in, you start asking people a little quiz that bought
something they're going to do later in the show. In other
words, that man on the street thing today, as you know, Jeff
session is is and then they don't have to do the whole
audience. But you do maybe the first 100 people you just
get in and you pick the dumbbells? You don't? Well, I
think he just do it for the purposes of the staff. You could
say that 40% of the audience doesn't know Jeff Sessions is
just for network will
never allow that. Right? Ever. The network could be like, you
can't have your own. Oh, you keep your calling our viewers
dumb. That these are clearly the people on the street are all Fox
News viewers. They're all dumb, even though they hate Trump, and
they don't get it. But this is I mean, does the news media who we
call Do they not look at this and think to themselves? Well,
we're not doing a very good job. Is that not part of their job to
help their job?
sell pills and drugs, medicine? That's the way they sit for a
minute that anybody in the news media, I mean, maybe some
newbie, who hasn't got a clue comes into the media. Oh, my
God, we've got to educate the public. Those are the people
that end up on, you know, on the democracy now or the Pacific or
radio or some of these very idealistic operations where they
think they're educating the public or maybe NPR.
Oh, okay. Well, since you bring that up, then I got one NPR
clip. I'm just dying to play. What's her name? She has a
podcast this woman and Juliet cam. Juliet. Kim. Does that ring
a bell from NPR? Yeah. And when you hear her, you'll know
immediately. And she says she's doing the NPR thing on the
podcast, which is that's really close, Mike and Tom, very much
like this. Yes. So they get it, okay.
And she has a theory about why Trump is not making trouble for
Putin. And she's convinced and she should know, because she's
mainstream.
It is now fair to say, in my opinion, that Trump is enabling
Putin and his assistance for his reelection. 2020. There is not a
single thing Donald Trump has done as president, there's not a
single thing he has said, there's not a single action that
can be interpreted in any way to suggest he's angry, concerned,
or nervous about what the Russians could do in 2020. To
make me feel otherwise. So I don't wonder why isn't Trump
motivated to do something right? I actually look at the evidence,
his failure to accept the intelligence community, his
failure to implement any policies that would guide the US
government to protect itself is failure to support new sanctions
against Russia coming out of the Senate with a near majority
vote, that doesn't happen, either. And his attempts to
water it down in the house, you don't have to wonder anymore.
Right? This is about 2020. Right? The only real takeaway,
the only one that matters is that our president of the United
States is enabling our enemy, the President of Russia, me so
that he can be president again in 2020. Oh, yes, she
nuts. Yeah.
I've noticed something else. And she doesn't have the noise gate.
And she has the fan in the background. And let me see if I
can do this. If I can make a bunch of racket gonna Yeah,
yeah. She's not like, yeah, it's kind of me. I think I can
replicate at home and take off the noise gauge, and put on the
fan. Let me go in, you have to do that big inhale. It's very
clear to me that President Trump is really just facilitating
President Putin. Because he will know that he'll help him in the
next election in 2022. writes out right for I can't, it makes
me want to puke. Really unbelievable. Unbelievable. And
this is this is a journalist. I don't think she would say this
on her own show on NPR. She only do it on the podcast that she'll
say this kind of outrageous stuff. Because it is that
well, that's the great thing about podcasting get to hear
stuff you wouldn't normally hear. You said so yourself.
You've always said these guys think they go on a podcast. I'm
on a podcast, I'll just say whatever I feel the best.
Brusha Brusha Brusha
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And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in
the morning to you, John C where the C stands for can't sell our
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the names and nights out there in the
morning to everybody in the chat room. No agenda stream.com I'm
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football responsible for sick amygdala, so the amygdala
syndrome, and other social behavioral issues, gee, I
tweeted out to one of our artists, it was really cool.
John, you should retweet that if you can find it after the show.
One of our artists who did artwork for the show, which we
didn't use, he did like a time lapse of him listen to these.
Oh, I had never seen it. Yeah, he did a time lapse of listening
to the show thinking, Okay, I'll do this. And then Burton shows
what he's putting together. It's there's a lot of work that goes
into that much more than than I think anyone really realizes.
Yes, I meant to retweet it when it came out. And I forgot to.
It's fantastic. It's really great. Yeah, he's a good guy. I
can't remember his name. Yeah. He says it's been accepted a
couple of times. And he's one of our one of the guys who do that.
Well, we appreciate what he's done. That's why we always thank
our artists because we do realize how hard it is even
though it's good to be booting up your nose, putting the facts
once in a while, and everyone else who uploads at nogen rt
generator.com and also have a slew of dudes named Ben and
dudettes named Bernadette who want to help out when Yeah, the
Drupal experts we got a lot we have so many cool people in our
producing audience.
Oh, we got some commercial sponsors. Yes, yes,
yes. Oh, people with infrastructure, you know, big
CEOs of data companies like it's crazy what we've got listening.
But we should definitely should run on some server stats and see
if there's how many people are listening. Well, we'll never
know. We'll never
know really never rarely ever do. We do know people that who
whom we can thank that have contributed at the executive
producer and Associate Executive Producer levels that we do know
and you'd start by naming him. Brandon Turner, for example,
he's in Kingman, Arizona, he came in with $433.33 and he
says, ITM bros three things was Adam able to get my care package
I sent the JCD for two right around the time he moved the
chugged shirt. No you're talking micro No well you know sitting
right here all I need is and maybe this could work if after
the when we do or after the show part is not out there. The yeah
discussion of the show you can give me an address and I'll drop
it in the mail.
My address doesn't exist I can give it to you all I want but we
don't exist.
A to Adam please email me your address to the common law clue
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Jingles please play JCD I've got ants at the end of the show.
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I have so many good ones to play for the show already. I'll put
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me? Producers go before stupid hosts producers before
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Baron Gemma Jamaica Plains came in with $345.67 By the way of a
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Baron. Jim. How you feeling? Man? I know we had some. Well,
he
says in an email trying to make another offering to the royal
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dinner conversation the other night, and JC buzzkill juniors
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as he can tell. Oh, like an a&b dimension? No, no light says the
age difference. There's the old the elder and the younger. So
you got Pliny the Elder Pliny the Younger and so there's and
there's a split. And there was a whole slew of things. This is
unfortunate because we're having some pretty good cognac. So I
can't remember some of the details, but I will get it.
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what is the baby driver about so that can understand why the one
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the? The really the dude named Ben in charge? Of course, he has
a new child. So he's gotten really weird hours. And you
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and been fantastic and really helping out. I didn't know this.
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process here. We got to finish this off the Yeah, we'll do
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It's gonna be a big anticlimax, isn't it?
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Interesting. I mean, I was gonna go to Euro land unless you wanna
do something else. I love Euro land and Euro lands pretty good
blog going on right now on Euro land. First, a report that I got
from one of our military intelligence guys, Agent Orange.
And he was over at there was I think there was some kind of
celebration for the oldest veteran alive. I think he's
Maggie Magallon think he turned to like 101 or something crazy
guys, man. He just travels all over the world talking to
troops, no problem. So he's in Germany. And our source told us
that something happened that he never seen before. Where they
had this big ceremony, then they played the German national
anthem. Then there was a little military rah rah, go fight song.
And then they played the EU national anthem. It said that is
new that it He's new. And he's been to all the bases, all the
countries doing this stuff all the time. I've never seen them
Following the National Anthem, but with the Europe with the EU
anthem, which of course is owed to joy by Beethoven.
I should be pissed. I would be
so I just wanted to let you know that you know, the country that
said they would never have any of the union said they would
never have an army and they're getting close to doing all this
military stuff. It's just gorgeous, little creepy.
New Way the Germans This is the Fourth Reich Yes. And send your
letters to John Devorah. dot org. Yes,
and they're tightening it up. We already had financial reform. I
told you they were trying to put together something with a glow
of a pan EU finance minister. It's getting close. So 2018
finance ministers of the European Union will resume today
a discussion on the recent developments in the banking
sector. This theme was at the heart of the meeting held by 19
members of the euro area yesterday, with Italy being in
the hotspot. The government in Rome put into liquidation to
banks earlier July, which may cost to the Italian taxpayers up
to 17 billion euros. The European Commissioner for
Economic and Financial Affairs sets the guidelines to avoid
future similar situations
Commission has an ambitious vision that of a euro zone,
which on the one hand completes banking union, which is a
necessity the financial union, and on the other hand, builds a
true budgetary integration or real budgetary Union. It also
involves more democracy. And democracy for me is a fact that
one can be accountable before a parliament. This parliament is
being first and foremost the European Parliament,
people of Europe. Are you asleep? What do you do? What are
you allowing these these technocrats to do? They're going
to take over your banking where's the outright? Where's
the outrage? Where's the anger? Where's the confusion? Where's
the questions
that it's on the street in Los Angeles? And I know Jeff says, I
don't see the difference.
Absolutely. But the Europeans certainly want you to think
they're much more involved in their politics and understand
what's going on. But I think they're just as bad. I think
they don't understand at all. But I bet they do know all the
Kardashian names including the kids. Poland is becoming the
problem child of the EU. And I do not have enough knowledge of
the Constitution or of the court system. But I know we have a lot
of Polish listeners and producers so I'd appreciate a
boots on the ground report about this change. That must be
something good seeing as the EU European Union, including my
buddy France Timmermans, the Vice President of the
Commission, Starfleet Command their gut problems with what
they're doing. Hundreds
of people have gathered in front of the presidential palace in
Warsaw to protest against plans by the populist ruling party to
put the Supreme Court and the rest of the judicial system
under the party's political control. Former Polish president
Lech valenza addressed the crowds in dance for the city
where he led strikes in the 1980s against the Then communist
regime that eventually toppled the government and ushered in at
democracy supports in toto my generation led Poland to freedom
in an incredibly difficult situation and based on the
separation of powers wants to disturb this most important
victory you the young people should not let that happen. The
protest was part of wider demonstrations which broke out
across Poland. These protesters explained their concerns.
The reason why I'm here actually is that I'm a little bit afraid
what will happen next I mean, what about my civic rights and
what government will go next for
the legal experts and the EU say the changes would mean a
dramatic reversal for a country held as a model of democratic
transition and move Poland closer towards authoritarianism.
Now this
is from EURO NEWS, which is a globalist outfit so it's I found
it very unhelpful by here is one or two man on the street woman
on the street you know saying Oh, it's just horrible it's not
going to work by but do we know anything about what's going on
with this replacement of the Supreme Court which now can be
done by I guess other people than it used to be done by
I think this is I don't know specifically what's going on
bullish Polish you're gonna put up with this right with the
whole reason to do it, of course is to make Poland take in the
refugees.
Oh, okay. Well see this I didn't understand this. That is
interesting.
Yeah, they've gotten taken zero so far. They don't want to take
any and the courts have upheld their ability to just say no
right now but so but some stages in stages give it to go ahead
and next thing you know the places filled with them. Uh huh.
That's my that's the only thing I can
Why is the EU again, but why is the EU against Poland doing
this? If that's exactly what that doesn't make any sense? The
European Union says bad on you Poland for doing this? Because I
presume because they're not going to have any control
button but I'm Bonacci mentioned I mean, yes, it makes no sense.
What I said no, okay. Yes, it makes no sense. Yes. You have no
sense. Just like sure it's got something to do with that just
like the only
just like just like you don't know how an air conditioner
works, man.
And by the way, well yeah, they get There's a long note about
the air conditioner. Because I but I'm doing this thing on some
of these guys now it's pretty funny. I I say I have bullcrap
and I put hashtag blocked on my Twitter, you don't actually
block them. Yeah, what I do is I go and look and see what their
stuff looks like, if it's interesting enough, I don't
block him. And I rarely block him nowadays, I just put blocks
just to freak them, right? And I just put blocks, and they don't
do anything.
I will explain once and for all, okay, we make mistakes. We make
tons of mistakes. Absolutely. We make mistakes. That is often
that is often translated into, you got to just say stuff like
it's factoring in that. Yeah, we make mistakes. And the
appropriate way to let us know we made a mistake is to say,
send us an email. We read emails today, you know, the I think
this was wrong. The inappropriate way is to go stand
in the middle of my Twitter feed, and that's my people. They
look at my stuff and go, ah I can't believe you're doing X.
I can't believe
a 50 year old man don't understand AC.
And I had to mention to him he says you will both own a car.
You've seen these things freeze up. And I had to say or I didn't
say it I was gonna write it and I didn't do
it. Which doesn't matter. I don't I never
had American history. I live in California or that they find me
Cisco Bay. I don't need it.
I don't care. It's just do people no longer see that?
That's just rude. You just being rude? Yes, totally. I'm just not
going to accept it. No, I didn't block him. I want to see his
like, yeah, just like before I could do what carpetbagger was
the go over to the Reddit man. Taste.
Yeah, go to Reddit.
The Reddit go to the Reddit. There's a
special no agenda Reddit for you guys.
Go to the Reddit. Hey, I love this new Scaramucci guy.
Here's the funny thing. This
guy is you. He probably drives that Lambo in my building. It
could be because he looks like he looks like a guy in the Lambo
his fans.
Listen to a couple of reports and the one I want to listen to
mainly is Hallie Jackson. And Hallie Jackson is probably one
of the prettiest correspondents on on at NBC. She's just She's
really good. She doesn't wear a lot of maybe she didn't try to
make herself look beautiful.
I want to take a look at her for a second. And Halle. You know
what the what I like about her? She looks like a woman. Now,
well, it's not a waif.
Yeah, well, it looks like oh, no, she's anyway. So she's going
to do the report. And she's got this funny smile on her face.
And I've seen this I would, we used to have a guy at PC mag. We
had a bunch of guys at PC Magazine in the heyday that were
sales guys, that were just beautiful men. And they would
sell like crazy. And they would always get the accounts that had
the female buyer.
That's exactly what I did at all of my companies. There was
always some always some woman who remembered me from MTV and
would swoon over me Well, I guess slip the contract in front
of
her. Hey, Barry, common thing we the Rodney Xad made
me feel like a cheap horror, John, I want you to know
you feel really
well not not cheaply. Why wasn't cheap. I wasn't cheap.
So So these guys would go out and they go. Oh, Hallie Jackson
has a crush on Scaramucci is my theory because she had this dumb
smile on her face. And it was like she's given the report. And
I'm thinking she's the you know, he's the kind of
girl stops up. Let me say it sadly now better look at her
picture. She's the kind of girl that you always see with a
douchebag in the Lambo.
We got the douche bag we got to ally and I get the feeling that
you're gonna see a lot this I believe this is NBC. It wasn't
shouldn't say on there, weren't you? I think there's me. I got
it. But she is just gonna love this guy with us here.
Tonight. Press Secretary Sean Spicer is out. Key quit suddenly
this morning as a new communications director was
announced. His name is Anthony Scaramucci, a longtime Wall
Street banker and a former fundraiser for the Trump
campaign. One of his first orders of business today was
naming a new White House press secretary. So what will the
staff changes mean for the Trump White House? We start tonight
with our chief White House correspondent Hallie Jackson.
We happen and I think that is troubling. Thank you guys very
much.
It is stunning staff shuffled tonight. A familiar face
stepping down and the new ones stepping in
to make America great again.
Former campaign adviser Anthony scare Moochie the new
communications director with Sean Spicer long rumored to be
on thin ice resigning as press secretary, all smiles today
after a dramatic 24 hour battle behind closed doors. Multiple
sources familiar with the fight tell NBC News Ryan's Priebus
initially resisted the move. The chief of staff now tells NBC
he's behind Scaramucci 100% With Spicer telling the AP the
President could benefit from a clean slate.
This guy, this Scaramucci, great name to just great names gotta
love the name of the name.
He they call it and his his nickname is mooch. And I left it
out of this clip, but the sheaves she was kind of proud to
report nobody else reported this. At the end of his press
conference, he gives a kiss is one of these little air kisses a
bloke blow kiss where you put your hand on your mouth. And you
know, it just does to the audience. And she and she
responded positively. And they say oh, yeah, and they call it
the most smooth, smooth, smooth, smooth child. Give me a break.
You know, what's interesting is that on CNBC, they talk about
this guy like he's a God, they love him. Bow we love Steve.
He's great. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's fantastic. Everybody,
obviously is professional schmoozer that really knows how
to how to put the charm on it looks like a charming guy.
I'm having dinner with the former New York banker on
Tuesday for his birthday, he would know him. And he'll know
him. But I also need to ask about Trump and Deutsche Bank.
Yeah, because that's where the former New York banker comes
from. I think he would I think he would, but the Scaramucci
guy, I think he's gonna be a barrel. Alas, I mean, if anyone
thinks that they removed him, Spicer because, you know, well,
he wasn't effective. But because of too much Saturday Night Live
parody. Are you kidding me? I could do this guy on Saturday
Night Live. He's just begging for parody begging for it. And
he's a huge, performative guy. In fact, I'm not gonna call him
Scaramucci. He's Mr. performative.
We asked you a variation of what I asked Sean Spicer in his first
day. Is it your commitment to, to the best of your ability to
give accurate information, the truth from that podium?
I sort of feel like I don't even have to answer that question. I
hope you can feel it from me just from my body language.
That's the kind of person I am
the best thing you can feel for me. I'm just gonna my body
language. This is the kind of guy he's kind of like Vinnie,
Barbarino. A lot. Hey, come on, man. Come on. Let's go over to
Brooklyn. He's got that little voice. He's gonna be fantastic.
Oh, yeah,
this is great stuff. This guy.
And of course, I'm waiting for the queen parody Scott. Scott,
how much you wait, it's coming. It's coming. All of that's
coming. That can predict them from
starting to write the ideas for our guys. coming today.
From the future, it's so obvious what's going on here. That's
really it's really really interesting that this guy has
come in and be you know, it's almost the this choice I think
is more just thinking of our president as a TV guy. He's
like, trying to shake things up. We need to yes, we need we need
some recasting on the show. It's a new season. So let's see how
we can do spice and love the guy love Spicer. But yeah, he's Q
ratings just a little flat. So we need someone who everyone's
going to respond to in a crazy way. Someone with some
connections to Russia. Make sure but check. Yes, connections to
Russia. Perfect. Slimy banker. Perfect slimy banker very very
drives a Lambo. Yes, perfect. Now if he has a midget in a
bikini driving him around in the Lambo, then he just shoots up in
credibility.
Yeah, that's gonna be too hard to catch it. I
don't. But you're right. It's just it's just just it was
casting. It was just a new casting time. That's it. You
nailed
it. Nailed it. Anything left on that clip?
No, no, that's all I have. Unless you have another one. I
don't have it.
I do have another clip is scar Moochie. Well, this is a scar
Moochie. No, I'm
just asking if you have more. Yeah, no,
it's a Scaramucci here. I think this one this is the this is on
CBS where they didn't really have they didn't have a Hallie
Jackson to the swoon over the guy. And it will probably get
her here hear from her. This the Trump update this CBS version of
kind of the same story.
Before President Trump helped the Navy commission its newest
warship today, he launched a barrage of tweets 10 of them
before 9am. The President vented on several topics including
health care, Hillary Clinton, and intelligence leaks. The
tweet storm came a day after the White House Communications team
went through a major overhaul. Errol Barnett has the latest
the same way we will win, win win. We will never lose. We will
win
commissioning the new Gerald Ford aircraft carrier in
Virginia, President Trump focused on the strength of the
military zone in the White House.
America might is second to none. And we're getting bigger and
better and stronger every day of my administration.
Vontaze shuffling his legal team earlier in the week yesterday,
the President reorganized his communication staff, appointing
financier Anthony Scaramucci as communications director. That
decision led acting director and press secretary Sean Spicer to
resign.
I just think it was in the best interest of our communications
department of our press organization to not have too
many cooks in the kitchen.
Mr. shakeup, Mr. Trump voiced frustration at so called fake
news, illegal leaks. And special counsel Robert Mueller in
another round of early morning tweets. Democrats and
Republicans warn the President not to interfere with Mueller's
investigation.
And I think we need to let him and his team and our
investigators here, do their jobs and follow these leads
wherever they may lay in follow wherever they may go and follow
the facts.
Any attempt to fire Robert Muller is an attack on our
system of justice.
Now many close to the President will soon face congressional
scrutiny as part of investigations into Russian
election meddling.
Yeah, that was CBS. We get to triple so I do have the ABC
recruiter.
Who was the reporter on that why they bring in the British guy.
What's the deal with that?
That was a weekend guy think or oh, I don't know who that guy
is. Be honest. I've never seen him before and I haven't been
following whoever he is, I just haven't been following another
question. I don't know the question. And what constitutes a
tweet storm versus a tweet like a tweet wind board? I
think we farted according to one of the people that a woman I
think that CBS substitute host she said that it was 1010
tweets.
10 tweets at a store in a row. Okay. 10 tweaks, and instead
tweet shower would be just five maybe?
I don't know what you can
make it up. We have an opportunity to coin Oh, we
gotta have it. Okay, we got a tweet shower. We got a tweet
storm. We got a tweet. What's the other one
tweet hurricanes we tweet again. Tweet, hurricane, hurricane. And
a tweet fart is just this to one tweet, tweet. A tweet today,
but it's already a mastodon thing. So I don't know if you
can if you can ever tweet toot. So let's go to Spicer out on ABC
background or on Kushner. All right,
John Carter with us live from the White House tonight. And
John, you reported that Sean Spicer was blindsided by this
announcement of a new communications director and he
was not the only
this was a decision that was made by the President himself.
The only ones he really consulted with were his daughter
Ivanka, his son in law, Jared Kushner, the other senior staff
David, for the most part did not even learn of this until the
president already made up his mind when they did learn of it.
Some of them tried to get the president to change his mind,
but to no avail.
complete surprise one
report which I don't have the clip of said that. Spicer was
kind of protesting what was going on and Trump slammed the
door in his face doesn't democracy now.
Get out you know and already above seeing the news networks
going like oh, we can't wait yes, he's gonna He's gonna have
lots of things to tell. You think you had a nondisclosure
agreement? Yes, I'm sure it'll be it'll be it'll be great.
He'll really tell us everything that's going on because he's one
of us he's one of us you see
Do you not know that's gonna have a lot to tell is going to
be sessions if they fire him I don't actually see but could
happen. I don't care. So let's let's do something you promise
you're gonna do something.
Find my fiber report my fiber report quick fiber,
right. Fiber important we'll get to that so don't worry so we're
not losing our train of thought because I want to make sure
because there's nothing more irritating to me than teasing
something and then never doing and we're kind of saying show
elephants it's kind of famous for what would you do elephant
sex now we're fiber report what do you
know I want to get the fiber out of the way then we do elephants
six All right.
So as you know by some I got stuck between creating a Google
Fiber account and paying for it they actually $10 went off my
card. But I couldn't create an account so and then I went
online and said damn good. People are stupid. Like once you
unplug your computer for 30 seconds alright, fine. So go the
fiber store. Very interesting. Yeah, so the fiber store is a
big space on the corner of second and Lavaca I think here
downtown Austin, and big space you walk in walk up this to
Google people Googlers standing there and say hi guys, I had a
problem with getting a creating an account online. And I want
Google Fiber. Okay, can I have your first name? Adam? It was
weird. I was speaking say your last name. But that question
never came just like, Okay, you can just sit over there on the
middle couch. And this is like three living rooms. If you go
sit on the couch, and you're sitting in front of Google,
they're doing some kind of virtual reality video that's
very short. It's only a minute or two. And it's just looping.
That's all they're showing nothing else. Just the shit,
what is that thing called? It's a virtual reality paint program
came aboard. It's called that they just show it over and over
and over again. And that was the way it was pretty long. And
there's plenty of Google is walking around. But I guess they
had to wait for my turn. And how long was the wait 15 minutes. So
I saw that video five times at least. And then finally girl
comes over. It's like, Oh, hi. And she I was actually pretty
knowledgeable. By explained the situation. Okay, let's try to
can you log in? I'm like, What do you mean? Well, that she
hands me a Chromebook. Which I've never had in my hands. And
she's no, it's really don't worry about it. And you could
you log in and then you click this button, you log out and
everything's gone. And okay, I'm sure. You know, the chrome, the
Chromebook very interesting. With a touchscreen and
everything. I'm surprised by it. Very surprised. It was it had a
nice feel. I don't know. I just kind of liked it was all Google
that people liked a Chromebook. Yeah, I can I can understand why
they ordered one just so I can play around with it. So like 200
bucks, perfect. And then, you know, she actually I was
pleased. She was smart. She said, Well, you know what? I
said, yeah, probably better if I just create a new Gmail account
said yeah, do you mind doing this? Now I'll just do it for
fiber. That's fine to do all that. And, but then she looks in
she's like, Well, wait
a minute, stop, stop, stop, you can have like, you jumped over
something here. You would log in a well, you wouldn't let you.
You went from logging into creating a new account what
happened in between
by logged in, and then I showed her when I went to
fiber.google.com/my fiber slash that. It just takes me right
back to the page to configure my package with everything pre
configured the way I wanted it. By the way, I like my package.
And then it says card declined. It went through the whole
process. That's where there's a bug. And she actually said,
yeah, it seems like there's a bug in the code. I'll have to
escalate that. But for now, would you mind is of no problem.
Okay. All right. Sorry. Good. But I'm glad that she actually
identified it as a bug. And not like I'm stupid, because that's
what the online help people were doing. You're stupid. You know,
get another IP address, get another good use a different
browser or use a different OS. Plugged In is important. Unplug
it. Hold your right foot in the air, plug it back in. But then
to like home, I don't see this building. Here we go. Again, the
address verification system services
architecture.
Doesn't seem to be doesn't isn't new. Yeah. I think people have
been living there for about a year and a half. Yeah, but is it
new? Yeah. It's new. Oh. And so is your apartments new? Yeah. As
new was you have one of these things in your apartment, you
hold up a little looks like one of those air purifiers. The
plugin to this bad boy is you actually use the words bad boy,
once you have this bad boy in your apartment, then you're good
to go. Like, well, how do I get one of these bad boys in my
apartment? Well, it's weird because your building still says
under construction. Okay. So I'm guessing I'll never get Google
Fiber.
That was it. Yeah. You got screwed.
Yeah, well, no, she's she said it could be three days, three
weeks, three months. That was yours didn't add that. That was
pretty much it. Well, you know, you're on the list is under
construction. Said, I know for a fact that my building said we
have technicians coming into your apartment today for
something for Google Fiber. Then, so I know that happened.
But I wasn't here when someone came in and rummage through our
stuff, no doubt. But there is something going on. Yeah, I
know. Right? Can't you can, you know, it's all I think Google
Fiber is falling apart. I think Google in general, they have so
overshot their own.
Cable, there's a rumor, that rumor on the street that it's up
for sale, is shopping, they're shopping the whole fiber
business, but
in general, they're shopping it. It's what it's called shopping
is shopping for a deal. In general. They don't understand
people, they understand customers, they don't know how
to deal with them. You're stupid. That's what we're
Google. So you know, we're always right, because we're
Google. Which answers your question about how people see it
as always, right? Always right.
That's pretty pretty. That would be Google. Yes. The problem is
gotten worse, and it's not getting any better. I could see
where it's going.
Well, where's it? Tell me Tell me where's it gonna bite him?
And the answer might as well put it in the book now.
It's gonna bite him in the ass somehow I don't know how I can't
predict what was gonna bite him in the ass but you can't treat
people like that as a big company you're gonna get sued
some some Sue's gonna they're gonna get sued there's gonna get
sued again and again and again. It's gonna be they're gonna
realize their deep pockets are going to be sued forever about
something I mean that the EU has taken advantage of them.
Yeah. And with that, I think we should do some elephants sex.
Okay, all right, Stefan sexes it is. Okay, so I'm watching PBS TV
and there's the show on called animal sex or something. And
they're showing this elephant they're got some elephant they
knocked him out. And they're getting his sperm and through
some electrical thing, their standard way this clip begins as
they say, Stop Stop, stop
stop. Because you cannot just get away with some electrical
I'm getting there. I'm getting there. It starts off with some
giant probe. It's like a big I would say it's the size of a
football deal though they and I'm watching this and I'm
totally grossed out there sticking this big dildo
electrical football up the elephant's butt. And they get
and these get the elephants got some huge erection and there's
some woman there stroking the erection. It's disgusting,
dude. Where's the video man? Do you have
you probably downloaded if you know where to go.
No kidding. This is you know if Bill Nye and was just on his
show, he'd get another Emmy. This is and she's giggling she's
giggling she's stroking the elephant and she's giggling
Yes, this is correct guy there is trying to hold this thing up
but and to get some some goo out of him so they can examine him.
I think they've tried to sterilize this guy because he's
a rogue or something. I'm not sure because they never really
explained it because you so yuck. And so let's as we as we
this first clip begins the big giant football goes into the
elephant
bullet that goes inside the rectum that delivers an
electrical current
Oh man, I can't wait to try this
the pelvis which hopefully will stimulate an erection and then
it'll just see how massive this penis is. The elephant is
unconscious but breathing on his own. This four Turnbull won't
feel anything during the procedure. The large homemade
condom is placed over the head of the penis to collect any
ejaculate.
Hey baby, don't worry, I made this condom myself at home it's
a good bet. on at all times,
when it's lasted like this, the penis is would normally be
retracted into the prep use out of harm's way but at the moment
it's very rubbery, it's very fleshy. There's no bone in the
penis at all. The erection is all done by filling the penis
with blood under pressure good yeah, gradually increase the
voltage. So as the arteries dilate in the pelvis then
muscles contract down the veins that would normally take the
blood away so that means this large sausage if you like starts
getting filled with blood under pressure which can't then escape
out again and that's what extends it towards me and you
can see I mean it started but it's certainly not finished yet.
can pull a bit more and it's a huge weight when this is filled
with blood This is heavy when they reckon full maybe even 30
kilos
direction nothing yet no
blood rushes in to fill the penis alive seriously alive and
that's all done by blood pressure not muscles did that
again my god
has fantastic John this you did not disappoint.
I'm telling you I'm watching this on PBS on TV MC and this is
should be banned. And then they go into the next part where
they're actually showing ban. What
do you mean ban?
So showing the elephants having sex
nice, and it's beautiful. It's so beautiful.
The apparently this thing which is the size of a C is the size
of a sewer pipe. It's about 12 inches in circumference or
diameter. 12 inches
diameter.
Yeah, 12 inch diameter, which is a larger circumference. Big
giant thing. And the girl is just patting it and rubbing it
and it's like she's giggling. And so then they can't
believe the patriarchy made her do it. How about the male
scientist? This is just an outrage. Was Michael.
He was he was a guest. He was doing this, this thing, he has a
brain or something. And
it's not only 1212 inches in diameter, it has a brain
or something because when the elephant has sex with the
elephant, they really can't do a lot of thrusting. And they make
a point of discussing this. Maybe it's in the next clip,
we also face another obstacle, a very narrow fertility window.
Elephants have a different reproductive cycling compared to
humans, they come into estrus. In other words, they release an
egg only once every four to four and a half months. That's very
different from humans, who release an egg once every month.
So for a human, there's 12 opportunities in the year to
fertilize the woman. For these animals, it's only going to
occur about three times a year. Okay, math, yeah. And for males
in must, there's even worse news. After their two year
pregnancies, females then spend at least another two years
nursing their calf when they have no interest in sex. Oh, no.
That means they're only receptive for two to four days,
once every four or maybe even five years, that is a long time
to wait for that tiny little window of receptivity. So the
females can't leave it up to the males to figure this out. They
have a way to tell the males to advertise that they're ready to
go.
And they're going to advertise for it. Now we get really gross,
they're going to advertise. So don't just understand. This is
education. I like this. This is you know, this
is yeah, you would.
Yeah, you know, as a 52 year old guy. I think it's funny. You can
still make dick jokes about an elephant.
This is about the biggest dick Joe will ever
I know how he advertises. I know how this works. I know enough
about elephants. I lived in Uganda as
a kid, I can tell you before they play the clip before
playing them. How do they do it? Oh, that's easy.
They put their picture on elephant backpage.com for sex
swag.
And that chemical is in the urine. And the males can pick up
on that chemical. What they do is they put the trunk down, they
sample a little bit of the urine, they bring it to their
mouth and it's kind of like tasting and smelling the
chemical. And they can detect that the female is about to
release an egg because she starts to release that chemical
about four weeks before the egg is actually released. It is
thought that the ovaries released this chemical signal
into the blood and then the urine steadily increasing in
concentration in the final weeks leading up to ovulation. Only
the biggest strongest bulls, the ones with the most experience
are able to tell exactly when those precious few days have
arrived. And they have that very short time to mate with her
because she's just advertised she hasn't left it up to them to
forget she has told them she's ready for sex.
Wow. So when those talk about the patriarchy we should kill
all elephants these guys are horribly misogyny
moments when a female is in heat. The race to mate is on.
Before accepting him, she puts up a token chase a fool doesn't
need to move his hips during sex, his penis can thrust
independently. Nice no bad thing when most of his six ton weight
now rests on his hind legs.
John, I'm so happy we did this. This is just beautiful. Just
beautiful. And again what station was a song? Where can we
find this?
It's just on PBS. This is one of the great great shows and
beneficial shows everyone should watch on PBS. I think it's
called animal sex. And they discuss all these different
habits of these animals that just
was interesting how the male elephant is really dominant in
this whole procreation.
No, he's not he's passive to me. Now he's admitted tells him she
can he can have sex? No, he doesn't put out during the day
after I misunderstood.
I thought that he tells her when she's ready. That's what I Oh,
what you listening to the wrong thing must be she pees on him.
Oh, and then he says, Oh, God, I gotta fucker now. And so then he
goes, and then she puts up a phony Chase. He has to chase her
around a little bit. He gets pooped out. And then she says
okay, okay, this little guy is gonna drop dead off and not. So
she stops. And then he screws or with this with this self, this
crazy penis that has a brain and it figures out where to go and
it does it on its own because he can't move. He's too heavy. He's
on his back legs. He's probably killing him. And then now this
is a male female dominated society. You get that all wrong
and I know what you're talking about. I'm Stephen Hawking.
Wow, John, that was one of the best rants you've ever gone on,
I think. Yes, ladies and young John at the vortrag.org is where
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Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fun
give you a little slow clap on top of
all of it that was nice. Anyway, I found that the whole thing was
not having that no I didn't get I was like grossed I did record
it. So obviously it wasn't completely grossed out but that
was kind of gross. Yeah, as great Oh, do I need to know
about this? Do I need to know? Ah,
I would have stopped I mean, better than most of the drivel
that I mean,
that's this was better than it did Trump hate
it was better than anything on television. And you know what,
actually, I feel bad. What am I what am I thinking you deserve
this clip. Better now totally. Totally. Totally. Especially
but, but only because of your wrap up. Because it sounded so
close to home like it's just like
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she was doing well and writer and she was doing when she was
in town.
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back? All right. I'm mom. All right. I also put her entire
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got to go talk to all these places about why Silicon Valley
was so great. And they would look at me like, yeah, we know
Shut up. Today, you get to hear about why Silicon Valley is
awful. This is the keynote you've been waiting for if
you're outside the Silicon Valley ecosystem, and sick of
the smugness, and I honestly said she's smugly I don't know
how I'm gonna get through all of this in 18 minutes. I have just
spent over a year writing a book about my journey from cool girl
patriarchy enabler.
Was she ever a cool girl? Is this a TEDx talk? No, it's just
a conference that she
said 18 minutes and that to me is a TED talk.
Oh, yeah. Well, she didn't get paid if that's what you're
asking. Now.
They don't pay a TED. That's my point. That's my point.
So she's speaking at a conference in Canada,
Scandinavia. Maybe they paid her plane ticket or something. But
she was she she wants to get out. So she's gonna do all these
and just like her previous tour of 30 all over the world. 30 TED
Talks my TEDx I'm sorry,
journey from cool girl patriarchy enabler to badass
feminist Mama Bear. I've researched every element of
this. And we are in the middle of a bro Splosion bro Splosion
Silicon Valley that needed it working around the clock. So I'm
gonna move super quick. Everything on these slides is
sourced. I can send you the slides. If you want the data and
you want the sources just email me afterwards and we're gonna
like micromachines speed through this. Hey, baby.
Let's micromachines speed through this. Okay.
I don't even know what that means.
I liked it so much. I remembered micromachined through this okay.
It's that is a mean,
it's I don't know. But it's really it's the it's the whole
presentation that I just found bothersome. Because she comes
across as extremely smug. And I don't understand why she chose
that tact. Or maybe that's just the way she is but she has an
extremely valid point but Once he gets to the reasoning as to
why this is happening, or what influences are going on, gets,
gets a little dimension B, you have
a valley full of guys who want to talk about how horrible
Donald Trump is. They act just like him. They share the
politics, but they literally do the exact same tactics to the
point where if you even look at some of the walk back apologies
from the men who have lost their jobs.
This is also interesting. This is a new term we got to be on
lookout for walk back. Apologies. Walk back apologies.
It means that you apologize, but it wasn't good enough
for the sexual harassment scandals. They're calling it
witch hunts and fake news. It's actually amazing that they don't
see that they're looking in the mirror.
Any thoughts before I play this out?
It sounds Sarah has this speaking style that I think is
this is pretty much her style. Okay. And I don't know if she
can. It's not valley girl ish. Very much. She's very. She's
very Yeah, a little bit. She's,
she's some styles. You do a southern thing to her.
She doesn't really want to. I don't know if she hates. I don't
know why
that's enabling the patriarchy.
Unfortunately for all those bros. Bros, energize feminism in
America, oh, women of my generation are wearing pink hats
on their head, who spent their 20s and 30s go feminism with
kind of Handmaid's Tale style blinders on wanting to pretend
sexism didn't exist and didn't wasn't a thing. We've now gotten
just so horrified by the amount of rights that this
administration wants to take away from us.
Oh, hold on a second. Is this source? Can I see can I find the
source of this of the rights, your rights that are being taken
away? I'm sorry.
It should be in the slide. It should be a reference on the
slide.
That is not. But she's we've been so horrified by our rights
being taken away. Do you have a thought about what rights are
being taken away?
None that I know of her rights, specifically her rights. She
still has still has the right to speak at these events. Yeah,
so she has a right I presume she's talking about the right to
an abortion, which she's still had that right has not been
taken away. He's been it's been made difficult by douchebags.
I'll agree with that, certainly in Texas douchebags. But it's
not like everybody with a pink hat couldn't put their money
together and build an approved clinic. I'm in. I'm in. No, I
don't see. I don't see that has to be the government. I'm sorry.
I'm just getting off the language
against women. It has caused this Natch, this huge
conversation on a national level about what women have endured
that women never wanted to face or talk about before. So you've
got all of us in our 30s and 40s and 50s in this industry, who
suddenly want to be thought of as women in this industry and
want to work for and help other women in this industry. This has
now become our issue. On top of that, you've the millennial
generation. And all of that millennial entitlement we've all
read so many case studies about is great for women coming up who
are millennials, because they are simply not accepting the I
gotta pay my dues bullshit that women of my generation accepted.
On top of that you have the Teen Vogue generation that basically
has a 20 year headstart on my generation and accepting that
feminism. There's a need for feminists and they want to
identify as feminists.
Man this isn't could not be more polar opposite to the elephant
story. Hmm. Damn.
There's contrast.
So what was interesting is that she blamed it she's blaming
Trump and she's saying that this is the bro culture that maybe
she's not saying the harassment but the bro culture that this is
because of the president. Does this ring true? Did
she say that? Yes,
she said this is because of Trump they don't like his
politics but they they talk about fake news and witch hunt
in their walk back apologies which means you apologize is not
good enough.
She's definitely in the hate Trump camp like everybody else
in the valley and she says sort of self about the even the men
for some reason Silicon Valley is become Democrats and I'm not
absolutely sure how that happened. Why it happened but it
happened and a lot of it has to do with like for example when I
went shooting with a friend of mine CEO friend of mine he said
do never diverge say that you've ever been shooting with me?
Oh, gee. Fantastic.
Yeah, yeah. You don't think that says fascist environment. I
don't know what it is. But it's a
little disingenuous because she was on this CEO thing a long
time ago. What Didn't she have the first altercation with the
the Uber guy
she had? She At first, her first altercation was with Zuckerberg,
oh, I can Refresh. Refresh my memory.
That's an old is one of her things she got blasted for it
because she did an interview of Zuckerberg she wanted to do and
she, they went to, you know the soccer Berg's kind of a doofus.
And so it didn't work out for her. And then when criticized
Are they people like to criticize Sarah? And I think it
may be this style may that you're talking about I talked to
her about it years ago. And yeah, she had a huge altercation
with the head of Uber, and the guy threatened to kill her or
something, some or screw with her. And somehow she got wind of
it, and she made an issue out of it and the guy who turned out to
be a douchebag that he was, and okay, so and this is way before
Trump.
Okay, so it's not something that just happened because of
President Trump
know, Trump is a convenient whipping boy, and this is the
way I see it.
Yeah, we do need to figure out how to address this in a way
different than we're doing right now. Because I know that any
woman listening can't even hear that we're trying to be
reasonable. They just hate us.
Don't think every woman but I think a lot of women
misinterpret everything because, well, if you guys only knew kind
of thing. Yeah. But yeah, I think it's unreasonable to bring
Trump into the party, I think I think it weakens the argument.
It's not even that it's just how do we move forward from this?
How do we just move forward because it's a great topic and
just like the pharmaceutical industry, it'll just go on
forever and ever and ever, and we'll treat the symptoms by you
know, firing guys and making guys like Mark cancer look like
a huge douche bag, which is sad. We're not going to talk at all
about you know what it was like a Department of Homeland
Security when Lucy Napoletana was there, and men were actually
being here's your desk, stupid man. You can sit in the bathroom
with your desk. That's how men were humiliated under Janet
Napolitano. Yes, it
was a scandal. It was a real it wasn't a scandal like yeah, the
scandal scandal on our show because we knew about it. And
nobody else was picking up on it's all one sided right? So so
how can we get an agenda? This is all she is serving an agenda.
Here's
what women who listen note to no agenda. We have quite a few we
have quite a few. Just tell me what you want. I think I'm very
willing to do anything. I mean, if it's it don't say you can't
say education and what it's just you know, what do you want? I
really mean it I hold doors open I stand up for women I do all
the all the appliances,
you this is an issue. You have the situation with me they put
me in a bind at least these different groups and I would put
Sarah in that group of doing this. Are you supposed to open
the door for a woman or you're not supposed to be if you open
the door? It's an insult to some women, it's demanded by others?
Are you supposed to pick up the check at lunch? You're supposed
to split the check at lunch or you're supposed to let them pay
for lunch. With some women you're in trouble if you don't
split the check or you're a douche bag or a chauvinist pig.
If I pick up the check, I have a door you let them pick up the
check and you really should have picked up the check. It's your
fault. I have a door question which is an issue from it. It's
just like you maybe we should ask women for their pronoun. And
the pronoun wouldn't be a pronoun, but it'd be like your
man, your man has to be male, number six, number four and
number three, in damage, you have to act like this. You can
open the doors, you can pick up the check. Here's a question.
Why is that? A Reuss? Because you really should force yourself
to open the door and pick up the check because that's what they
want. I don't know I gave up and there you go.
Here's the question. David door issue. If the door opens inward
Do you and the door like a shop door and you know the big door
right do you a push the door open and stand aside while
straining your muscles keeping the door open so the female can
enter first? Or do you open the door enters twirl and hold the
door open so the female can walk in then I always twirl when
given the chance I've gotten in trouble with twirling
because you making a scene
Yeah, I don't know. I used to twirl now. Now I'm a holder.
I think you should twirl hold the door open and then bow and
then you have a sweep of your right hand. Welcome Welcome.
Welcome. Do it with a welcoming sweep and her pronoun is Your
Majesty. And it's Your Majesty. You may enter and you stay bowed
over until she's She literally she does that to you at ease.
I think I think the the twirl move is seen as incorrect. I
really do. What's wrong with twirling? Nope. Should because
you entered first. The idea is to how you show your power
when you're saying by going through the door and swirling
and holding it open. Yeah, bad. As opposed to pulling it open
and letting them know it's not
pulling open. If it opens inward. That's the problem.
heavy door opens inward, you can with the palm of your hand, you
can go flat and press the door and then allow the Her Majesty
to go through. Or you can go in twirl hold the door open, which
is what I thought was the cool move. But here's
the deal in California, it's illegal for a door to only open
inward in any public place.
Yeah, well, this is Austin. It's like DIE, DIE in case of fire.
I don't know. What do you think? I mean, you you so you like to
plow through the door and then hold it for the person?
Yes, I find that to be the more logical but I've noticed
I still think I think it's chauvinistic a little bit. But I
think what you're doing is you're going in first, that way
you'll take the bullet.
That's what I'm always saying, baby. Yeah, the bullet is going
to hit me first. And it's like a like food tasting.
Yeah, so you can't let go and you get a little kick in the
button and they go wow, we are missing a try here. But this is
important stuff. It is
I agree. And this is a serious question I have and I believe
that the proper way that is expected from the patriarchy is
to make yourself thin and flat sideways and then hold the door
open with your right or left hand whichever one is
appropriate. That is that is that is what is expected of us
and that is what I'm what I'm doing my fall Okay,
so what you're gonna do what you're going to say is the best
way Okay, now there's a door that opens in in a going in.
Okay, yeah. So you're going to go to the door, put your hand on
the door smudge it you're going to be smoking as much as you if
you can manage to do it because it takes a little leverage us
depending on the door can be tough. Yeah. And so you push the
door open and then you hold it open and you move yourself kind
of like your you'd kind of suck yourself back a little bit. Yes.
And then they proceed in that you could let the door go and
have it hit them. Yeah. Which is always funny. But generally
speaking you would hold it off until they got in they say thank
you and then you follow yes follow Yes, exactly. I think
that is probably the best way because you get this much the
door Yeah, that's cool. It's kind of risky that you because
if you slip up you're gonna hit him with the door. I mean,
you're showing actual masculinity like Look what I can
do I will protect you from this horrible door. Yes,
exactly. Going in and twirling in other words you plow through
the door
kind of super gay kind of super gay. Very well super
maybe but the other one is you let them open the old damn door
Oh all right everybody.
Well then while we're on that topic, let's go to a bowl of
stupid with diamond and silk because you said you wanted to
talk I liked these girls.
girl who goes into this we both love stupid girl diamond diamond
diamond this week by the stupid go to Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, it
looks like Miss Rousey is exhibiting more running behavior
from that she's running around acting like out more right. Now
it appears that she may have made up a video game plan and
we'll say allegedly where it has the President of the United
States as if he was falling off a cliff. Well, how about if
somebody puts you over the edge? Rosie? You my dad? Would you
like somebody to over the edge? Let me just get you straight.
Got to get her straight now. You hungry? Thank you for censoring
me Phil. You're welcome says you want to show our president
falling off a cliff? How about you do us all a favor? How about
you you might have a hard place somewhere get that ball on out
of here. And just make me mad when I see these elitist always
putting stuff together to damn our president and he makes me
she was supposed to be Lee Ross,
these women are pros. They're pros. Well,
you brought that up. I started thinking about it. You're right.
The way to good
oh man and now that someone is doing nice little bit of editing
bits in there. That takes time you look at the website. You
just look at everything. They've got agents that you wanted to do
want to invite them to your view on Your show and prose, and I
can see them. It says some videos of them being
interviewed. And you see, you can see them going in and out of
their roles. You really can. I mean, I'm sure he just he just
discovered this that they could do it. But somehow this is now
their greatest pro operate. I think this is a Roger Stone
game,
I would not surprise me.
I'm in July of 2016. On stage good one, and I think that
somewhere in line, he's the kind of guy that would come up with
something like this. Yeah. And I think that they were, they may
had a predilection toward Trump in the first place. I mean, the
early stuff, maybe they were pro Trump very unusual for black
women. Black women came out for Hillary to it, much of it just
massively more shows than the men. And these women are counter
to that, and whether I don't know whether it was sincere to
be honest about it, but it's they're definitely funny. I
like them. They're pros. And they've got a good point. I
remember when President Obama became president, Apple would
not allow a whole bunch of games, the apps to be sold on
the App Store. Because you couldn't be disrespectful
towards the president. Right. But now we have the push the
President over the ledge app, and there's all kinds of bull
crap like this doesn't valid point. Yeah, someone should
call this the left leaning Silicon Valley.
No kidding. I know exactly what it is. Oh, I guess I'm really, I
think very interesting. This is, who's this? This is a guy from
Bloomberg Businessweek. And he's on NPR. And he's talking about
Banyan, your buddy Banyan and fake news because you you kind
of brought him up here and the stone van and they're all these
people, they're still so upset about these guys, public
publishing guys, but guys in media, you know, helping out
Trump. And there's two clips, I'll play the first one, just
you can kind of get an idea of what he feels about how how
Bannon in particular helped Trump win, then and
wanted that book to be fact based in the hopes that the
mainstream press would pick up on it, and would publish facts
from there, and that that would work against Hillary. And that's
in fact, what happened.
That's exactly right. In fact, that's what drew my interest in
Ben. And originally, he had what I thought was a very shrewd
analysis of why conservatives in the 1990s had failed to stop
Bill Clinton. And Bandhans analysis was that conservatives
had become so wrapped up in their own rumors and silly
scandals, what today we would call fake news that they didn't
realize they had kind of lost the general public and did not
have credibility. And so they went ahead and impeach Bill
Clinton. And then he looked up and nobody really went along
with him. It didn't it didn't hurt Clinton politically, it
didn't hurt the Democrats politically and abandons
analysis of that failure went as follows He decided that in order
to really stop the Clintons, you had to rely on facts and not
rumors. And so what he wanted to do was to go in and dig into all
the foreign contributors who had given money to the Clinton
Foundation. He wanted to try and get the speeches, the private
speeches, I should call them that Hillary Clinton gave to
Goldman Sachs and others. In really fan this idea that there
was just something nefarious or disreputable going on at the
heart of this. And the idea was, look, investigative reporters
are legitimately interested in this stuff. So if we can marshal
a bunch of facts, not rumors, but facts, hand them over to
reporters at places like the New York Times The Washington Post
Bloomberg News, then I am confident that they will look
into the stories themselves, and they will drive this narrative
that I think is going to be harmful to the cleanse and as
you say, that's exactly what happened. A Fisher.
So if I understand properly, they got all these facts, which
are really good facts. And then they just put the facts out
there and that's helped the president to help Trump become
the president. Oh, that's kind of what I heard him
say. Yes. Kind of what he said. Yeah. When did this happen?
It well, it didn't. However, they are going to talk about a
fact here, which we've talked about. On the show for years,
which is now a subject of a new Tom Cruise movie, which I
haven't seen, I would watch the trailer looks great. But I don't
know if
it's dinner, cruise knows how to make good trailers. Yeah,
I don't know if it's dimension a or dimension B, the conclusion
is not a movie, but it's a must be B. But it's about Mena,
Arkansas and the drug running. Okay, which the Clintons were
involved in. I'm just gonna say it. And so this comes up in this
conversation
and continuing with the anti Clinton theme here. Robert
Mercer, the father of Rebecca Mercer. And they're both their
big funders,
you know, they are the ones who also bought a stake in the
Cambridge analytic outfit that caused Brexit. All right, they
cause it and I guess they call it NATO. And they did it with
Putin
on the right. During the Clinton presidency. I think it was then
he had this theory or supported the theory that Bill Clinton
when he was governor of Arkansas had been involved in a CIA
backed drug running scheme based out of an Arkansas airport
this was yes this this was a conspiracy theory that had some
prominence on on the far right fringes you don't encounter
that's as John the far right fringes, or a lot of
conservatives seem
so but that's bullcrap.
Arkansas Airport.
This was yes. This This was a conspiracy theory that had some
prominence on on the far right fringes.
Who's talking to this is the guy from Bloomberg Businessweek.
This guy sounds just like Matt Taibbi little bit. I think
there's a milieu there. We're dealing with
Joshua green. It's almost an
encounter a lot of conservative donors, especially not
successful businessman who are willing to believe things quite
that extreme, even if they intensely disliked the Clintons,
but I think that gives a flavor of Mercer's animus and paranoia
about the Clintons and helps explain why he was so determined
to stop Hillary Clinton from becoming president.
And with my no agenda hat on, I immediately think Wow, are they
promoting the Tom Cruise movie? Is this whole thing to promote
the Tom Cruise movie or the has because I didn't know about this
movie until I was looking around for other stories on Mina since
this came up. And then I see the trailer I'm like, Oh, okay. It
has that crept in and they're trying to defuse it. I mean, we
don't know what the movie is like yet but I'm I'm it's Mina
is a great story. All kinds of dead people. Fantastic. It's
really the basis for the the Clinton body count.
Yeah, and of course, we were condemned by one of our
producers for not discussing it all the latest. I
have a clip. I've been waiting for a clip because I wanted to
all neatly packaged because I'm well my conclusions after our
clip,
a GOP operative looking for Hillary Clinton's deleted emails
and a Haitian official set to testify against the Clinton
Foundation are both found dead as a result of suicide. Now
investigative journalists are asking whether the deaths of
these men have anything to do with Bill and Hillary Clinton.
The first man to reportedly take his life was Republican
strategist Peter Smith and opposition researcher and GOP
donor Smith died more than a week after he gave an interview
with a Wall Street Journal about his quest against Hillary
Clinton. He told the newspaper he was working to retrieve the
33,000 emails believed erased from Clinton's private server,
but his death is raising eyebrows. The suicide note said
quote, there was no foul play whatsoever. It also said Smith
took his own life because of a terminal illness. And that is
life insurance was about to expire. The autopsy said he died
of asphyxiation due to the displacement of oxygen in a
confined space with helium.
What is that? What is that? It's fixed. confined space with
helium.
Yeah, you can kill your show with helium. It's not that hard.
Well, I just trying to get in the guy's head. So instead of
sitting in the garage with with the engine running, he goes out
get some helium where it's just not cheap nowadays, it's very
expensive. And he puts his head in a bag of helium I mean this
this is how you want to end your life
doesn't sound right to me there believe me careful of helium
balloons. You
got to add that to list two hot tubs canoes in DC waters please
no small aviation
and due to the displacement of oxygen in a confined space with
helium. Despite the note, the Wall Street Journal said the
operative was close to find the truth behind the emails was hell
bent on locking up Hillary and showed no signs of giving up on
his goal.
He was on the record he reached out to me he was no way ashamed
of what he had done. He was actually quite proud of it and
fervently believed that these emails would eventually surface
he really believed that he was at the end.
He firmly, firmly believed that what he did was right. What did
he do? Because it sounds as though he did something illegal.
If you listen to that, what the guy said, as he explains, it
sounds like that guy did something illegal to get
wherever he got if he got anything at all. And what was it
which is kind of vague the way rat prattles is, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah. I don't know. I'm trying some helium.
He was actually quite proud of it. And fervently believed that
these emails would eventually surface he really believed that
he was at the end, as he described it. He thought that he
was at the nearly the last chapter of a long saga, and that
soon, these emails would come to light and that he would
ultimately be vindicated in this quest that he was on.
I don't know, it's about the emails. And I'm very troubled by
the 33,000 emails. And we know when that number crops up,
that's a signal that's a sign that something's going on. And
we have more on the clip.
Meanwhile, the suspected suicide of Haitian official close
everyone is now under investigation in Miami. Everyone
was a former director, general and advisor to the Haitian
President. He was due to appear in court this week to testify in
the Haitian Senate against the Clinton Foundation for alleged
corruption
because she takes a tremendous amount of money and you take a
look at the people of Haiti. I was in a Little Haiti the other
day in Florida. And I want to tell you, they hate the
Clintons. Because what's happened in Haiti with the
Clinton Foundation is a disgrace.
The official was an outspoken critic of the Clintons and
accused them of redirecting billions of dollars of State
Department aid for the devastating 2010 Haiti
earthquake right into the pockets of their foundation.
According to Haitian newspapers, everyone's colleagues recently
said he was in good spirits with plans for the future, but he
also feared for his life due to his sharp criticism, his friends
and family were shocked to find out he died from a self
inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Although both men had
different reasons for their vendettas, the two men were both
seeking to bring down the Clintons corruption.
Now here's the problem. I have extra wars Haiti is complete
corruption from the Clintons, the Clinton Foundation their
buddies have this is documented look at the Charles or tells
work on this. This is
This is Charles Ortel is the guy who has done the best work on
this.
So right, yeah, oh, yeah, he's fantastic work. He's got the
money where the money went. That's what the claim is. But
the way the conspiracy guys jump on these kinds of things, you
know, there were all kinds of reports about both these guys
and notes and what they left and there's a lot of conflicting
information. I just don't really know.
But when you put in your suicide note, there's no foul play.
That's what I mean. That's kind of tough.
Then the helium didn't kill me. The helium I mean, why the
helium? Helium is dumb. Visit insurance policy is gonna write
you can't collect if you kill yourself. That makes no sense.
The whole thing makes no sense.
But here's the here's the real problem I have with the report.
The gunshot. Now I don't we don't know enough about it.
Typically, the Clintons like to do two shots to the head and the
gun in your left hand. That's kind of the message they'd like
to send. And who was it wasn't Vince Foster, who shot himself
in the head twice? Yeah. Yeah, fantastic. But the helium
bothers me. And I'm also very bothered by two recent suicides
in the music business. Who was it the guy from Linkin Park and
then Chris Cornell of Soundgarden. Both by hanging,
there's a lot of guys killing themselves by hanging. And I
tried to find an answer. And I looked around I couldn't really
couldn't find anything. And I wonder why. I mean, it used to
be gunshot. Yeah, then started
hanging. It was supposed to be a spook thing. Really? Yeah,
there's a lot of you know, if you're gonna get if the CIA
wants to do a suicide, suicide you do hang you. Because there's
a lot of you know, it's just very shocking to see somebody
hang. Oh, yeah, I believe I've never seen one, but I would
assume. Yeah, I mean,
if you can, I don't know. It's just, it just seems it seems
seems like you really if you do that, you really want to send a
message to somebody you know. I don't know but it's bothering
me.
So we're clueless is what you're totally blue. Id you know, I'm
throwing it out there. And then maybe somebody has an idea. We
have all kinds of interesting
nobody has any idea. These guys are really good whoever's doing
this
I think that's the only correct answer. Oh, oh, man. Yeah, just
a final thing for me. There'll be do have a couple more minutes
if you want the from the UK. Now, whenever we have a shooting
here in the United States, what immediately is the action that
is taken is we try to take away guns. We tried to restrict
access to guns, you know, never go for the underlying reasons.
Just you know, it's always like, it's the gun, the gun the gun,
then the gun. The zealots say, you know, guns don't kill
people, you know, crazy people kill people. They haven't.
Somehow, we still always wind up with restricting access or
taking away guns. Oh, we try. Yeah. And we're always saying,
you know, the UK is always like, Oh, you guys with guns and we
always say, Well, you got nine knives and we're trying to do on
a sticky with a knife. And lo and behold, this is how it's
going from the Home Secretary in Gitmo nation GMT. They're going
to tackle knife crime, the proposed new action would
restrict the online sale of knives. And again, possession of
dangerous or offensive weaponry on private property to restrict
collection. Going to restrict the sale of knives. Yeah, that
will it's so hard to do this. Your knives are everywhere. But
I guess it's the knife. That's what they're gonna do.
I look like you're doing something and talking about
since you brought that up. We must have played this clip the
guns at airport report.
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with a summer travel season now at its peak, the TSA today
announced it has discovered a record number of guns at this
country's airports. The vast majority are loaded with rounds
in the chamber. Among the passengers authorities they were
found with a weapon was an American Idol winner. Here's NBC
News Tom Costello.
23 year old Scott McCreary the winner of American Idol season
10 says he forgot he had a loaded nine millimeter handgun
in his backpack and Raleigh Durham airport issued a summons
his was one of a record 89 guns found at airports nationwide
last week, including this loaded 40 caliber concealed inside a
wheelchair cushion in Knoxville. In the first six months of the
year, the TSA discovered 1800 guns, putting it on track for
3600 for the year, yet another record in a string of yearly
records. The most common excuse passengers claimed they simply
forgot,
so they forgot that they had a loaded firearm with them. And
you know, if you own a firearm, you really need to know where it
is at all times.
The busiest day last week, Tuesday the 11th the TSA found a
20 guns, the airports with the most guns last year Atlanta,
Dallas, Houston, Phoenix and Denver. While it's difficult to
pinpoint a reason the confiscations are rising as more
Americans buy guns and as more states pass open carry laws. 45
states now have some form of an open carry law but bringing a
gun to a TSA checkpoint can result in arrest and up to a
$12,000 Fine. Passengers who want to transport a gun must
unload it and check it in a locked case.
Yeah, people are stupid. It's pretty funny. Yeah. I'm sure it
happens. Yeah, got you. 3800 times. Yeah, people are stupid.
And that's only the ones they catch. Yeah, that's okay.
They can't say anything more. Just people are stupid. They
just do this stupid stuff. Yeah,
I have two clips. I want to finish with 40
caliber. What is that? 40 caliber? No, no, I'm gonna get
everyone riled up. Colt. 45 You know, 40 kinda know what a 40
is. But the same that's the most popular I don't know. Okay,
so there's a I want a quickie little thing here which is I
realized when I heard this was on Kimmel that I missed these
things. This is those things where they just go around the
country.
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Oh, okay. Interesting. And this is what you get. And they used
to do this on The Daily Show that used to do a lot more than
than they do it now and I'm kind of missing it now that I have
one of these and this is the clip. You know, OJ Simpson has
been released. And so everybody says this is the juice on the
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know. All right. This one last clip. And this is a one of those
clips of CBS again, my favorite news source for broadcasting
network now says yeah, the CIA broadcasting network they always
leave something out or they don't really miss report or they
twist the facts or they make you think one thing when they're
telling you something Mel's
the Tiffany network, John, the Tiffany network of news.
Yes, the Tiffany network. And here's an example this one, this
story was a good story. It's an interesting story. But it really
galled me for a number of things. And now I'm going to
when you listen to this, instead, tell me the one or two
things they completely left out of the story that you really
wanted to know. And this is the mathletes
I was wondering what it was going to be. Here we go.
We end tonight with an update from the International
Mathematical Olympiad in Brazil, Team USA finished in fourth
place out of 110 countries, Jim Axelrod met up with the American
mathletes on the road to Rio.
So the expected value of the number of crossings is
always the man in front of the class is no ordinary math
teacher. This is so good. And the kids in the chairs are no
ordinary Stu e squared. Or the US team for the International
math olympiad actually the best high school math minds in the
country. But instead, here's another line potion LO is their
coach,
one can think of this as having the same role in inspiring
people to do their very best in mathematics. As the Olympic
athletic competitions have for
sports, this son of immigrants from Singapore pole was on the
team in 1999. But when he took over his coach three years ago,
the United States hadn't won in 20 years. No surprise when
ranking students from 71 countries, the US tests in the
bottom half. But at training camp at Carnegie Mellon
University in Pittsburgh, oh has his mathletes build strong bonds
out of the classroom, as well as in other things too, right. 17
year old Zach Croman from San Francisco, is making his debut
on the US team,
the team does a great job of supporting each other in the
sense that no one's pressure to get a certain score, they feel
like they failed. We all just want to do our best.
That's the same trick.
Oh was straightforward about as low stress approach. When he
interviewed for the top job.
What I said is that if you put me in as coach, we're going to
do much worse than we ever did.
But he was wrong. The drought has ended, the US was placed
first each of the last two years.
If you just constantly challenge and enjoy the love of doing
better today than you did yesterday, then you will be on
an onward march towards success.
An important lesson for world class math students. It's like
if you've got a guy and the rest of us as well. It's been a great
pleasure to work with all of you guys. Jim Maxwell, CBS News,
Pittsburgh. Okay. All right.
What was left out of the story that you might want to know who
won? Yeah, who won won came in second who came in third.
According to the report, it would take we came in fourth
this year, even though we won the last two times, which is
kind of what they lead that left us off. Yeah. They dropped us
off and we just won twice in a row. But we didn't we yeah, we
did a year ago. Who won this year? I don't say it didn't want
to tell us.
You're not allowed to no slave. What's the what is the point of
the exercise? To let everyone know that we're kind of good? Is
this fine foam finger time? Or what is it?
I have no idea. I don't know what the point was. It was just
the VAT is very it was just a botnet typical CBS story, they
leave stuff out, you don't know what they're doing. It's just
you know, it's one of the it's the end of the last story. All
the networks do nowadays. So it's a feel good story. Yes.
Little humans because of human interest.
Right and this Scott Pelley was one of the best of doing this
because after he finished his funny you know, bit story and a
little story at the end, he would be laughing at the end of
the brush. He'd be laughing at the end of the project his big
smile on his face he loved the whole time except for the very
end and then he sign off. And you know these guys that do this
human interest or at the end all of three guys do all three
networks do it. But they do this. This is a bogus one. Just
know Knowing I should look it up, put on the next show, figure
out who won.
And with that we close down another broadcast day here at
the Tiffany network, new style Postma podcasting Tiffany
network of podcasting. That's right, baby. Oh, I figured it
out. The CIA, they kill you by hanging as their message and if
they really want to mess with you, then they make it look like
auto erotic self is fixing that is that say that like hey, you
know, it's like it's like the Mexicans put your Wang in your
mouth. CIA does that.
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Yeah.
Well, I have no life insurance. So yeah, just letting you know,
but I'm staying away from small aviation and everything
everything. Alright, coming to you from the Claudio here in
downtown Austin Tejas. We are in FEMA Region six on all the
governmental maps in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam
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and I'm from Northern California or I'm sorry, northern Silicon
Valley. I'm John C. Dvorak and I remain John C. Dvorak.
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