The star gate will remain open solo. Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak, Sunday, December 25 2016. And this is your award
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everybody.
I'm Adam curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where Plato say
man who has dread fear of St. Nick have claustrophobia. I'm
John C. Dvorak. Raglan Buzzkill.
Playdough bring it to the Christmas.
Yeah, blade. It was a big fan of Christmas.
The man is amazing. Well, here we are, John. Happy, happy,
Merry Christmas.
And happy Merry Christmas to you. You get to sleep.
We got the sleigh bells. It's top 40 radio trick. That's what
we do in the morning. So we are almost live today, which means
we're not live.
Now we're doing a our version of a clip show. Not really a clip
show. Well, it's
not really but it is in a way. So Ramsay Kane, of course, put
it together for us. Which is which you really appreciate. And
he does have a couple of clip blitzes in there. And I would
say I listened to I listened to his compilation. It's a it is
some highlights. deftly definitely highlights.
Well, he's our biggest fan for finding highlights and finding
highlights.
Of course he doesn't know agenda CD, no agenda cd.com. And we
cannot thank him enough for doing this for us. So we can
take this one day off, we will be working on the first which is
of course, also a Sunday. Yeah. And then people
that we figure POB hung over and there may listen to the show,
probably more likely than it'd be listening today. Because
today there was family. I mean, the number of people that listen
to this show, whether it's a clip show or not. It's gonna be
very minimal. Yeah. And, and hi to all you. Yeah.
Hey, everybody. Okay, so we will, we're gonna we're gonna do
it in two parts. We'll get this started. And then we'll come
back halfway and chat for a bit and then we'll we'll ended up
anything else we need to need to do besides wishing everybody a
very Merry Christmas and thanking thanking them for
letting us slide on this one day a
year. No, I think we're right. We're good to go.
Okay, here it is. We're going into part one of our special
Christmas Extravaganza brought to you by Ramsey Kane and the no
agenda show. Remember how it was when you'd be on the phone with
somebody and then the wall, the lines would get crossed back in
the analog days? Oh, hey, who's this? How did you get on? I
don't know what?
Well, when I was a kid, we still had party lines.
Yeah, of course. And most
people don't even know what a party line is.
I think you need to explain. At one point, I
guess, even before my time, I guess party lines would consist
of maybe five or six houses. The party line was the way they had
the circuit set up. They had to go through to two or three
houses. Right. So it was the same line but somehow I don't
know how they
would have one ring for House One, two. House two. No,
no, that was all somehow done. Some private channeling or
something that was your number would only ring when the your
number was called. It wasn't like a rank all the numbers
because because then you'd have everyone listening in on
everything. Right? You would run into a situation where you'd
pick up the phone and the party line was yakking away and then
you got to
remember this. Oh, do you remember what a busy signal
sounds like?
I remember what a bit Sure I do. So the party lines were so you'd
have this when I was a kid we had one other line that was the
Brian I don't know where this these this. These people were I
don't think anyone ever exchanged this information.
Where are you? I'm over here. Yeah, it was just like they were
annoying. But you never thought
you couldn't sex people up back in the day and the party line.
You could if you don't mind people listening in right. So I
did being a sneaky little kid. I was just little kid. I just I
figured that if you unscrew the carbon mic, which was at the
base of the phone, you could unscrew the top and then take
the microphone out. You can usually lift up the lift up the
thing and listen in and no one would know you'd lift it up.
Well, you know that that's up to that's remains to be seen.
Because there was this girl and her boyfriend they were always
yakking and talking about You know, lovey dovey stuff. And so
I'd listen in to this if I could get it if I caught it, I
personally you'd be want to make a call and you'd have to find it
and you hear them and you hang up and made it clear that you're
hung up. And when you're making calls you hear these people are
hanging up all the time. But if you took the little thing off,
you might be able to minimize this this problem if you're
careful, but apparently, this girl can always hear when doing
this. And she would say I remember saying, hanging over
the phone. Yeah.
Yeah, that's it. Exactly. Nice. When that's what everybody wants
to get to play. We lose our drone. Will there be civilian
casualties? Will there be any dead children? Find out next on
the
drone? So I got all my clips today, by the way, I want to
mention, I picked up off of the somebody has a German I think
it's in Berlin satellite to see band. Oh, Slingbox. Ah. So I was
watching what I could. Now there's a bunch of crazy I don't
know if you've maybe introduced some people to the idea of
what's on German television in general. Not to mention what's
on the satellite dishes. But let me give you you maybe you can
explain it. Joe. I have a little I have a little piece of German
programming. Yeah. Which I which I haven't as an ask Adam item
and why don't you maybe first guess what this might be?
Okay, now you know that i It is possible that I will be able to
understand the German. Oh, yeah. No,
I'm sure you can understand. This German, essentially.
I think it fits exactly the national okay, there's something
like that. Yeah. Well, why don't you play it from Hindi? bizagi.
Tomato, Fi. Spin the light. slight slight slight noise from
handy. Finds fancy. Spin the light. slight slight. Slight
noise.
Not some handy. I'm so happy GX two was making a living in
Germany. That's fantastic for him. Yeah, I know what this is.
Yeah, why don't you explain it because I don't think when
Americans first go to Germany and they flip on the TV they run
into these these channels. And on the satellite dish I swear to
God, there must be 50 of them. Yeah, this
is it goes on all over Europe. I don't think it's just Germany.
We have it now.
It is all over. But Germany really has a lot of
it. Right? So after hours when when you know it's not cost
effective to put in expensive lottery sponsored programming.
Then you basically have a bunch of girls who will be and it
typically is live they're sitting in a room with a bunch
of pillows, and they're scantily clad and there'll be on the
phone and essentially they are talking to people who are
calling that number that nine nine slides so I'd say whatever
she said number and then of course you can go private with
her it's kind of like it's like a what kind of like a webcam sex
thing only a little different
now the funny thing is about this to me is occasionally Yeah,
unfortunately there's no real guide to this dishes got like
2000 channels so I'm punching you know I spending hours going
down channel
this is what you spent New Year's day doing isn't it? I
spent
a lot of time on this thing I only found two worthwhile Ciao
Sky News which is actually quite as much better than me
I don't have I don't have this. Who's Who's Slingbox and you get
no one sent me this this login to the German a sling box.
I found a sling box sharing website
Oh homework apparently
there's this there's a huge underground of this and I okay
because nobody got me a New York Slingbox don't don't grant but
never Alright, so what is your anyway? So what's your question?
No, it's not a question I'm saying I'm watch going through
this and then there's the occasional channel where I swear
to god it's a 5060 year old woman have you seen this and I
don't know what you're gonna say but I like it already. She a 56
year old horrible looking woman naked with rolls of fat
seriously. And she is offering her you know, to two bad boys
are something at some crazy thing. I couldn't quite pick up
what she was angling for. But there was a number of these
sites and it was literally you know, it was not pleasant. Let's
put it that way as your good Whoa. And you get you get hit
Channel button as fast as you can trying to get the satellite
thing to change channels. It's sure John Welcome to Euro
Yeah, sure. Oh, quick. Change it change. Oh, honey, I can't get
it to change. It won't switch. I don't know what's going on
what's happening. Ah Oh, okay,
well let me know the screw thing. I got the clip. Lethal
injection story.
Oh, yes, this was a someone sent this to me from the Netherlands.
It was in the newspaper there.
So Andrew know that we know there are 32 states where the
death penalty is legal. We know that
sorry. You say some?
Yeah 32 Not 33 Oh, yes, George mele? Israel.
It's Andrew Novak. We know there are 32 states where the death
penalty is legal. We know that Utah would become the only state
along with Oklahoma where the backup method would be a firing
squad to other states, New Hampshire, Washington state have
hanging as a backup. And then there are five more states that
use the electric chair as the backup in addition to Oklahoma
where I guess it's either or why is there so much concern about
these lethal injection? Sure.
You don't answer a question like that with the word. Sure.
That's a very Silicon Valley thing to do, by the
way, oh, use that. Will you track it too? Because I every
time I see and this guy was the worst? And his answer to the
long question was sure. Yeah. I've been hearing is I've
bitched about this every time it comes along. But this one was so
outraged. It wasn't like the Sure, blah, blah, blah. It was
sure. And there was a long pause. And the next word was,
um, I wasn't gonna go any further with
Sure, the way it works. It's usually when it's based on a
question that the, that the person is supposed to have
complete knowledge of, and the person knows that the
interviewer doesn't know shit. And then it's just sure so let
me tell you about how our, how our networking fits together.
It's kind of like I'm such an authority. I'm just gonna say
Sure. I'll tell you that little little, knowledgeable press
person you.
You think as an insult.
Yes, it is a subtle, it's a subtle down, talking insult.
Subtle.
I want to tell everyone out there who does any of this if
you're in a news business at all, and somebody says sure to
you stop them in their tracks and say, Hey, man, aren't
viewing you not to be insulting? I don't. Why are you insulting
me with this shore? Nonsense? Sure.
Right. But okay, just that would be if it was true news and not
PR, because there's all PR change for
what is the point. They're just trying to gouge the public with
some new tax, you know, I bet you in some of these areas, they
charge you for the air you breathe, you can make an
argument for that. You have to go in once a year like you do
with your car to get in smog, you have to go in once a year
and they put a kind of a mask on you and you breathe in and out
of the mask for five minutes. And they can calculate how much
air which is a valuable resource. How much air your
breathing, and then they can send you a bill. I don't see why
not. It sounds like just saying they will send you a bill for
carbon pollution. But they can do that too. And that'll happen
I think that'll highlight most of the people around this area
that Berkeley Bay Area. Most of the people buy into that because
it's carbon pollution coming from humans is bad. Too bad we
have so many humans we should all die
Yeah, but he also
I can find out for sure he's also
I think he set this thing up called the survivors club. Which
is how's this for people who survived like horrible not like
one of those food things is it no I think it's like addictions
and stuff like that. It's
see survive crime survive. molestation survive something
like any of those things can be a possibility.
Now here it is. I think it's a book January 2009. His first
nonfiction book The survivors club, the secrets and science
the science that could save your life was published by Grand
Central publishing,
it says for survivors survivor
lists Yeah, this the survivor club explores human survival in
all its forms was a time New York Times bestseller.
That is a survivalist book. This is nuts. Yeah, this I think
Glenn Beck talks about this book a lot actually, though. Well,
you know, one of the reasons all the right wing talkers are now
talking about survivalism is because they the new sponsors
that have come down the road you know in the old you know, like
it's always been a well known fact that the only reason that
that talk radio is exist the way it was because of
the gold sellers. Thanks. Yeah, vitamin
HGH and all that now became gold and then it's moved on to these
food programs. Yeah, you take a bunch of paranoid people and you
put them on this food pro you buy this kit, and you'll have
food for the next two years. Food storable food you just
store the food forever and you want to worry when the bomb hits
or when the oh and whatever bad happens happens. Of course
nothing ever comes of it. By the way. My tip to people out there.
There are there are mailing lists available. You can get the
mailing list because you want to maybe want to sell to like
Mormons, for example. Appala have all keep one years of food
when you're the food in their basements by some edict and then
there you have these guys so you rent these two mailing lists and
if all hell breaks loose you just grab the mailing list and
you just check off you go find these people and shoot them is
still Hey man, give me some food that be the smart money. Oh,
sick concept but it would work. It
seemed to class Kickapoo injure left in him swing left what in
her lashes when Adam and Johnson Haley. So today is December 4 is
traditionally in Gitmo nation lowlands. The day when all
children put their boots outside for the good St. Nicholas to
drop the hills steal their boots on the USA. That's what would
happen. Their boots off the ground. No, the good St.
Nicholas. Now that now this is actually kind of interesting,
because I think it's today the fourth of the fifth now it's the
fourth right.
So the fifth day is actually the fifth yesterday was the fourth
today. The fifth?
Well, I screwed it all up, didn't I? I said nobody. I said
December 4 is December 5.
Oh, you mean at the opening of the show? Yes. Oh, how about
that? Yeah.
Gee, what a surprise. So December 5 is traditionally the
day when the kids put their boots on the ground outside.
And, and then the good St. Nick, who rides a white horse, and he
arrives on a steamship from Spain with his black Pete's,
which now has become incredibly politically incorrect. He no
longer has black pizza. I think they've they've written them out
of the script. But they used to be just black pizza and these
plates of Black Pete Well, he's a black dude that you got like
the head Pete. His name is Pete. So the called Pete's black
Pete's. And he got the head, Pete and he. And he's in charge
of all the other Pete's. And they run around and they
terrorize the children. So if you've been bad, then they hit
you with sticks and shove you in a burlap bag. And take you back.
terrible story. This is what it is. But it's but it's a big
party. It's a big,
my Sorry. Yeah. With all the kids out of the way that parents
go drinking.
Yeah, it's a big drinking party for parents. Now you got it. So
but that's their version of Santa Claus, because they don't
really have a Santa Claus. We have the Sinterklaas who comes
on the steamship from Spain with his black. Why is it coming from
Spain because Spain used to rule on all of the world. It's a
throwback. It's crazy. It's totally crazy, believe me. And
of course, now we basically have Christmas in the lowlands, they
probably got Santa Claus walking around, too. And then,
you know, the funniest thing when you when you're discussing
that sort of thing is if you go down to Rio in December, and
you're floating around Brazil, which is the middle, this is
like the hottest time of the year, it is boiling, it's like
100 degrees. And there's all these Santa Clauses with the
reindeer and the
well that is kind of like Los Angeles is weird that way too.
And and it turns out, we're in one of those streets where we
have two neighbors at war. With Oh, house wars with the light
stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. We saw it happen.
We saw it because of course it does our first Christmas here
and we saw one side like, wow, this guy's got some lights
going. And then on the other side, and now I said to Mickey
yesterday, I think our house is perfect for I think we can do a
sleigh and reindeer on the roof. And our Mickey says I'm totally
fucking up the same story. Well, what am I doing wrong? She just
texted me.
She's listening. Yeah, of course. She's
listening. She's in the car. She's on the way to a meeting.
A meeting. Yeah, she's Sunday. For God's sake.
She works hard, man. But all right, so I guess I I took all
the romance out of the story.
Well, you could add we can tell the story next week when we get
closer to Chris Oh, I guess it'd be farther away from December 2,
which is I guess when or the third or the fifth and I don't
know the fifth
the fifth and then title No, man. I'm from America. We always
thought it was and by the way, this Sinterklaas, he's a so he
also wears like a red robe. He's got a robe. Yeah, Peter. Hey,
kid. He's got a pointy hat. And he's got a big stick. A big stag
got
a stick for big staff
for your kids. But he's very thin he's not fat like Santa
Claus is very skinny
guy. That's more like it if he has waited Yes, pant legs to
tape to just the bottom of some short pants taped to his legs.
But it's it's cute. So actually and so what The family tradition
is and this is kind of nice is you and you all draw so the big
family comes together usually not just for household family,
and then you'll draw lots before like a couple of weeks before
you'll draw a name out of the hat and then you get the name on
a piece of paper. And then you have to go buy something for
that person and turn it into a surprise with a with the poem,
which is about that person. But but but you don't ever really
say Oh, this is from me. So you get this
what do you do this is an office this has been transposed into an
American tradition of doing that in the office where they don't
want everybody buying everybody right? Yes, right. Right grab
bag very very somebody invariably gets a box of candies
that they don't want
well Well the funny thing is, is there's always some joker who
puts together a huge box right and then you get this huge boxes
at present and then you have to go through like wood chips and
box after molasses and all kinds of weird crap in there it's
hilarious and then at the bottom there's like a like a gift
certificate yeah yeah, but I I'm sure all the listeners and get
my nation lowlands are very disappointed with my explanation
however, in the true spirit of blues All right, time for the
clip. Let's as we wind up the show, John, what do you have for
us?
A couple of cool things we want to start off with Well, I'm
gonna finish with I know it's Sunday so today means high
school USA but But wait. Save that for the end. Yeah, let's
start with the herbal fraud going on in Canada herbal fraud
and
what's happening some herbal supplements may not be what they
seem researchers in Canada to use DNA barcoding to test 44
different supplements. They found some are often diluted or
replaced entirely with fillers like soy bean and rice 1/3
showed no trace of the plants advertised on the bottle. Only
another plant in its place.
That's good to know. Yeah, perfect.
So there's a breastfeeding controversy going on in this
kind of university. We have two stories one a breastfeeding in
the UK followed by America and tell me if you can kind of spot
the difference between breastfeeding in the UK for
starters, and then America plan back to back. There is an
interesting government program underway for new mothers in
Great Britain in an effort to boost the practice of
breastfeeding among low income women. Moms are now being
offered money to breastfeed their newborns. Each mom can now
collect $200 For the first six weeks of breastfeeding more if
they continue to breastfeed for up to six months. The goal is to
de stigmatize the practice in poor areas. Researchers say the
United Kingdom has one of the worst breastfeeding rates in the
world. One mother is caught between a rock and a hard place
a Pennsylvania judge recently told her that she had to stop
breastfeeding her 10 month old daughter so the little girl
could stay with her father for two days a week. It's part of a
custody agreement, but the mom says there's nothing agreeable
about it. He did
say something along the lines like well, she should be on
formula or why isn't she on formulas? You should be able to
have formula 10 months old, I'm feeling frustrated, hurt to keep
myself from crying. It's very emotional.
All right, what is this? Is there a new Dark breast milk
market in happening? It just
seems the UK heavy weight is the government telling women what to
do or not to do.
Essentially, that's what we're listening to here. Okay, here we
go. Snoring in Brazil, this is good news for your listeners.
schnur's. Avoiding salts could be the way to cure snoring. At
least that's what Brazilian researchers want to prove they
started a study last month, hoping to uncover a connection
between salt and sleep apnea. Researchers believe excessive
salt intake builds up fluid in the body and then the fluid
shifts to a person's neck when they're lying down. Some
patients will take a diuretic pill and others will switch to a
low salt diet to see what works to treat sleep apnea.
Well, there you go. The war on salt is on again. We're back.
Yeah.
Meanwhile in France, these the truckers have decided to
protest. This is actually better on film than that Zorro this
report. But you have to see these guys 10,000 trucks will
take to the highway, you know and clog all the lanes and then
stop. They've started Yeah, this
is News here. This is big news.
Next another weekend. Another huge protest here in France.
1000s of freight trucks blocked made A highway is in a massive
go slow. This is part of ongoing protests over the French
government's planned eco tax, which would slap levies on heavy
goods vehicles. Protesters in Britain in Northwest France have
become known for their red bonnets. Well, they've been
taking action and those protests have been spreading across the
country. Excellent. Yeah,
the French that, you know, the French are smart man. They know
how to do it. They don't take any crap from people. We used
to be able to do stuff the teamsters would get together and
do something. No, no, they arrest every everybody we throw
people in jail. We need more prisoners. I have
something for for the triplets. This is Larry Flynt. He is
publisher of a Hustler magazine quite a hero. And he has said
that he is not interested in seeing the guy who shot him he
the one up in a wheelchair because he was shot by some
crazy guy. He doesn't want to see the guy put to get put to
death. He says it does no good. And he actually has a little
callback to something that I've said for many, many years that
there is a reality show in some of these punishments just
waiting to happen and the gizmo nation ease people in the UK
knew what it was about in the 18th century, that part
of you? Is there a part of you for which it is difficult to
separate that long held political belief of yours from?
I would guess an understandable anger, desire for vengeance
against the guy who put you in a wheelchair for life?
No, because I'm very pragmatic. If you're a victim, someone
who's committed a crime, like murder and something I couldn't
understand why you would see someone put to death. But when
you really say, take time to think about the fact that our
system was supposed to be about justice, not Benjen. And when
someone sets out to commit a crime, like murder, they're
gonna stop and think well, am I gonna get life in prison? Or am
I gonna get the death penalty if I do this? That's not the way
they think. It's not a death. It's not a deterrent. It never
has been. And you know, in England, the 18th century
pickpocketing was a capital offense and they used to hang up
pickpockets every Saturday in a town square. And while they were
doing it, people will be going through the crowd picking the
pockets of the people watching the pickpocket getting hang. So
I think the bread is caught on very early.
Yes. This is a great idea. What happened to those days when we
would hang people publicly? I am such a proponent of
a reality TV show then we can quit this gig
Yeah, we could kill people on television have crowds you know
the whole thing it's work when
do ratings do radio? How many points did that guy did his
shake enough?
Take us home Johnny. What do we have high school
USA start with high school USA clip number one,
Connors. I'm sorry. I can't figure a way out of this mess
like I usually do. Hey, Brad, would you mind punching me just
one last time? Sure. Blackstein Of course. I can't believe I'm
gonna diverge in amber. Last week when we weren't looking. I
totally popped your cherry okay, this is it
you all heard me say freeze right? The murderer so ugly?
Well, that depends on your political convictions here. See
that isn't his face. It's a mask
of President Bush Senior
and this is on broadcast television on Fox
This is the real Fox we're looking at here. So just a joey
just don't have nothing but you know a lot of kinds of sick
humor. Let's play let's have a little anti Semite stuff too.
Is this is this clip number two. Clip two. Yes.
Eyes are awesome. Oh, that's not even the half of it. You can do
all sorts of things with eyes did you know that you can blink
them enroll them in wink them and close them and make them
real wide or real? 29 you know so much about Yeah, you seem
unusually confident on our little field trip to the early
90s Aren't you worried about getting an F not this time? I'm
used to not using technology being half black half Jewish I
take part in a cool ancient ritual called Shabbat every
other week and eat what Shabbat is to do a day of rest when God
doesn't want you to use electricity for 24 hours.
Oh, am you you are so boring. It's like giving someone your
full attention. This is the worst alright guys Oh, and you
did I really hear that. Yes, that's what she said
the title of the show. Jus. Oh, outstanding. Good. clipless
John, I liked it a lot. Fantastic.
Alright, Sunday is the best. All right,
well, speaking of the stupid stupidity time for rev owl you
know every single day
I think you got right you got some rev l clips I got one
rev owl is that a recent one? He's now there's there's two in
here there's it's a double whammy. He's talking about what
he wants to say is something is escalating and it's making the
good word escalating. Yeah well if you say escalate is good. And
and and with this escalation the Republicans or the GOP is giddy.
Giddy is what is that? What does giddy mean?
It means you're you're you're just kind of like you're just
kind of excited in a kind of a shaking way. You're shaking.
You're excited. You're just right. Yeah.
And so So of course the Reverend Al The Rev. Who, by the way, we
looked at his ratings, but after the show, we did no wonder the
guys still on the air.
Yeah, he's got better ratings than everybody except Rachel.
So this does it. What does this tell you people?
Hasty his ratings constitute is I think it's 600,000 listeners
or viewers, which constitutes on television. $600,000 in IT
budget. Yeah. And so he they're so they're budgeting so he's
probably making millions
and 600,000 people watched him do this. The GOP
infighting is escalating. Political says Democrats are
outright Jide happy to watch the GOP and Pro.
Get eg add y on the screen and pronounce it Jide. And he said
SQ sq. lates. asked you, lady, so he probably will pronounce
the word Jeff correctly.
Oh, do you have that clip to? The we both have that clip? No.
I
don't have that clip.
I have the clip. in it. Hold on a second. We just grabbed this
clip. Did you see this? No. Oh my god. President Obama did this
thing with the tumbler crew the student loan thing. And David
crap or whatever Carpe Diem of Tumblr, the interview the
president. And then during this so the on the west, the West
Wing Week, which is that little expanded podcast that they do
with a guy with a voice over IP turns out, the President has now
officially proclaimed the pronunciation of GIF as GIF.
That is now by presidential proclamation. And this came up
as the David Karp from Tumblr and Obama, where David Carr was
with Pan dough. Now that's a different guy. know as a
different carp. Okay, going
as they're doing the recording a fist bump. GIF for the Tumblr,
because Tumblr is all about the GIFs. The animated GIFs Yeah,
mainly of penises and boobs. Yeah.
Just screwing and jiggling bras. Yeah.
And all kinds of fetishes and stuff. Tumblr rocks. Oh, it's
awesome. It's better than x hamster. So cool. Hold on a
second. Somebody recognized what I said. Here, is it? So here's
the Presidential Proclamation. Oh, do you see the Jeff? First
of all, there was an executive order to gift now. So he he made
the decision. Just so you know. I'm all there. So you've made up
your mind it's gift. That is my official position. I pondered
for a long time. I think that wasn't gonna
work. Yes. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank
you. It's now gift official standpoint, executive order.
I think that the Republicans should call it Jeff.
Just to be complicated.
I got a couple of clips. I want to get out of the way, please.
This is a weird one to me. And I actually I'm gonna save this
clip for the next show. Oh, because I haven't fully analyzed
these. Let me play something. Let me play something. Now. Let
this play through. Because there's a little point of
analysis I have to do on this one. This is Mary worth N Who is
a very attractive history professor all your Mary. That's
Molly Molly, and she's a very attractive history professor at
the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill, and she's
got a new book out. So get it. Oh, Molly, were
that is a history professor here at the University of North
Carolina Chapel Hill. What courses do you teach Professor
Worthen.
I teach a big survey course on the history of religion in North
America. I teach a course on modern American intellectual
history. One of the most fun courses I teach is called sin
and evil in modern America, which is a small research
seminar. You can imagine the kinds of things the students get
into in their class. Well, you're
also the author of this book apostles of reason, the crisis
of authority and American evangelicalism published by
Oxford. What is evangelicalism?
That's a great question. Have a question? Not a great question.
Oh, you got me I was I was at that's been a while since you
did one of those. Very tiny. Very funny. You got me.
I can continue with the Clip of the Day. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I
say that? I didn't mean to say that. What do you I don't call
Clip of the Day.
Wait a minute. Do you? Do you have something you think as a
candidate?
Why you have something?
I got plenty, but I but I'm holding back.
I'm wondering whether you can put this I'll be like, you know,
I'll just give you this one and see if you can top it. Okay.
It's a it's a children's TV cartoon series called Liberty's
kids. And the clip was shown on the soup It's very obscure, but
it's it's out there it's floating around I'd love to get
the original series because I'm sure there's more. There's more
gems. Like this
is nothing seditious about an intelligent woman wanting to
keep well informed that's the black dick to decide that's what
the sailors cool Admiral how give us black dick and we feel
nothing perhaps he has a dark temperament you got it
there's nothing to fear when black dick is around thank you
for a juvenile laugh ha It's always nice All right, so if you
few things about Haiti
but before we do that let's do something light I have a light
that we want to get it out of here Oh something you know how
we talk about you know the cop shows and then they take the one
pixel lation of the license plate and push a button and then
you can see it clearly.
Zoom in rotate. Look in the reflection in the mirror. i It's
our man.
There's a new one. No, please don't tell me. Yes, this is all
new. This is a new video trade another new impossible video
trick. This is a beauty. See if you can catch it. This is from
the TV show. bluebloods. Okay, hold on. Here we go. Actually,
the shoot is Out of Frame there. Where are you? I'm right over
there. And many other cameras about the angle canceling. We're
gonna need to take this for evidence
and enhance the video maybe expand the view? What can you
tell us about this guy king?
He's out of frame but somehow we can magically expand the view
Oh, this is great. Hey, why don't we do that for the 911
attack of the Pentagon? Because you know, we and the views
expand the view. We should be able to see it. No problem.
That'd be perfect. Yeah, let's do this one. haven't done this
in a while. No, no. Second half. Second half of show John second
half of Show. Today very important day. We have a launch
taking off by believe it's on. There we go. It's V Atlas V five
Atlas V. Taking off and this will launch
taken off this morning. I
believe so yes. I
don't know if it did. But let's find out. But you do that I'll
be goofing around.
I need you to pay attention. You did listen, though. You need to
listen. This is to put the Orion space vehicle into the space of
NASA has, you know, they do great videos. They're really
good at showing you the animation of what's supposedly
happening. As you know, I'm sometimes critical of facts that
have been presented to us on television. It has gotten me in
a lot of trouble. And when I was watching this NASA video, how
does it get you into any trouble? I've been banned from
twit
NASA's Orion launch scrubbed rescheduled for Friday. Boy,
well good, then we get to talk about it more. They'll just be
tomorrow when they launched instead of today. So NASA has
this great video which explains it very excited guy with
explaining how it's going to work and what they're going to
do and how it's all going to fit together. And as I'm watching
this I'm saying wait a minute. Now you know the in fact the
when I was banned from said program, it was due to my
questioning of the travel through the Van Allen belts
which are radiation belts. In order to get to the moon,
right, there's a number of people that have this, this
argument.
And this is in fact one of the main reasons for this Orion. Oh,
let me just play this we will discuss after
we are headed 3600 miles above Earth 15 times higher from the
planet than the International Space Station
as we get further away from Earth will pass through the Van
Allen belts an area of dangerous radiation. Radiation like this
can harm like guidance systems, onboard computers or other
electronics on Orion. Naturally, we have to pass through this
danger zone twice, once up and once back. But Orion has
protection shielding will be put to the test as the vehicle cuts
through the waves of radiation. Sensors aboard will record
radiation levels for scientists to study. We must solve these
challenges before we send people through this region of space.
Okay, for this flight, it's time to hit home.
This kind of makes my point for me. This is a big 3600 miles the
distance to the moon I might point out is 238,900 miles which
we did over 40 years ago through the Van Allen belts which we now
have to somehow test because it's too dangerous for people
explain
explain what explain how divine what explained Allen belts are
bad. There's some areas according to the NASA folks that
you can shoot through it at high speed and get past them because
it's not one
that's not what He said He said something very different. He
said that's what four reports
etc I'd maybe he's going through the thick of it before we can,
okay. It's not just that it's not as same size belt one size
fits all. It's thick in some areas is thin and others. So
you've been there. I've been there. I've looked at the
pictures.
Okay, look, I'm just going by what he's saying. He's saying
oh, it's very dangerous we can we have to test it before we
send
it at the press conference will chime in and hold their hand up
and ask the question. Well, I thought I liked it.
I don't see any press conference. This was a video
which is highly produced and and this
is they have press conferences about this. I'm sure. I don't
even know what I think this whole thing is bogus. I think
this is a spy mission of some sort.
He also makes a big deal out of 36,000 miles.
Thing is this a very strange and they're not taking any chances
on this thing when they're not going to just casually launch
it. Keep putting it off as a second or third delay. As the
Exploration Flight Test the EFT one Yeah, I haven't looked into
it so much. I figured you This is more your alley.
Yeah. And there it is. I have questions. I get no answers. No,
you don't know. I guess I don't deserve any answers.
Now you would say that she The problem is you're inconsistent.
Do you make the claim that nobody ever went to the moon
ever sometimes and in some days or where they didn't do the
initial ones to the moon but later the later of the night? I
am
completely consistent. And I have said they do not believe
that moon landing.
That moon landing the number one moon landing the one where they
lost? This is the only thing that gives you that like going
for it.
They lost all the tapes that are the originals were destroyed.
Yeah, that's all these annoying little things, John?
Yeah. Well, that would I agree with losing the this is like the
one of the most historic events in the history of mankind. And
you lose it, you lose the tapes. Yep.
Wasn't didn't get bulk erased or something was even
stupid, some bogus way. I mean, that really sounds legitimate.
So okay, you got that going for you. And but you also have
claimed that they've gone up there at the other times,
because the first day? Well, I think the argument would be
well, they didn't go in and take a chance and the first one
botching it up and killing everybody. So they phoned it up.
So it was a big deal. And then they could do the other ones
with less with less eyeballs on them. But that doesn't make
sense at all. Because if you can't get through the Van Allen
belts, you can't get through the Van Allen belts under any
circumstances that would have never done gone to the moon
ever,
then that's very possible that would that would trump me that's
not inconsistent. I'm just pointing out what is being said
by NASA. Okay, that it's dangerous to push people through
it. You have this. I've known other people that are very
sincere about this and, and I think they I can't prove them
wrong. And they just say, well, it's the way you know, I just
all believe the government in this case, but that's okay.
Because, but if it was all bull crap, they showed it. Yeah,
we're sorry. We did that because you know, I would say Ah, now
there you go.
I'd be out partying in the street. I
would not should not be actually surprised but disappointed.
They should just dis just copped to it already. So, so we know
that Hillary Clinton has a Lucifer, I'm gonna have to
change the name now. Lucifer has, you know, does not get
along well with the Secret Service at all. In fact, we've
discussed on the show Previously, she can never be
president because then this the Secret Service will blow the lid
on her well and talk
about that offer whatever it is to have the lid to blow up. But
she was notorious during the Clinton administration. I have
some friends in Washington that told me that day, of course,
they were claiming it couldn't wasn't gonna get reelected
because of her. And she apparently treats the Secret
Service like, like scum.
So I got a note from one of our military personnel who listened
to the show, he says, one of my shooting buddies was on
Whitehouse detail with the Secret Service now to get four
stitches in his head when Hillary threw a high ball glass
at him after he refused her order to fix her a drink. And he
said, Look, I'm a Secret Service agent, ma'am, I'm not your
bartender. And you know what the code word is? It's all the
Secret Service guy use in DC but also when, like when she flies
into Afghanistan, you know what the, you know, they all have a
code word, right? Yeah, they all do. What's Obama's code? Where
do we know his his code name?
I think we had it on the show once. I don't know what it is
anymore. Hold
on a second. Let's just find out. Yeah, that will be in the
Knowledge Secrets Service code name. See if the book of
knowledge can help us out here. Renegade. What renegade really
Renegade. Really? Do you know what Lucifers codename is?
Well, I'm looking No, no, this
is what this is what this is not going to be on the book of
knowledge. This is what the guys well, it will be on the book of
knowledge once this show gets a fan scribed it'll be indexed.
Well here and wait, let me tell you what it it says in the
national the NMD be for her. So we then you can give me the real
one or the new one or whatever they're using because I'm sure
that changes anyway. Yeah. Where are you? Hillary Clinton is Bill
Clinton was Eagle. Spread Eagle. Eagle. Uh, Chelsea Clinton was
energy. So she must have been a little go getter. Yeah, and
Hillary Clinton was evergreen.
Well, the guys in Afghanistan where this comes from, of course
call her broomstick.
Row mystic. I love that
one because it has so many multiple meanings. Broomstick is
on her way in WARNING WARNING. 30 seconds still broomstick
arrives or Chuck Bromstad. So here's a here's the clip on
broomstick leaving that I promised you on Sunday show you
what could we do to persuade you to run for vice president?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, my goodness. I'm so flattered. Let me get my
broomstick out.
First of all, it's one of the most extraordinary wonderful
experiences being able to work with all of you. Which I am
always telling people everywhere. how privileged I am.
I think I've made it clear that I will certainly stay on until
the president nominates someone and that transition can occur.
But I think after 20 years, and it will be 20 years of being on
the high wire of American politics and all of the
challenges that come with that, it would be probably a good idea
to just find out how tired I am. Everyone always says that when
they leave these jobs. And I think from from my perspective,
I will you know, just work as hard as I can to the last minute
I have the honor of being Secretary and certainly do
everything no matter what I do, which I have no idea what it
will be to support all of you. And I am happy to work with Vice
President Biden who does an excellent job and is a huge
advocate and supporter for this department and for USA ID. So
it's a little odd for me to be totally out of an election
season. Since as Secretary of State I cannot participate. But
you know, I didn't watch any of those debates and
on the AVID she's a self professed tired bitch. There you
go.
So let's go over some of these coordinates. These are kind of
funny this by the way they do change is some people have one
too like George HW Bush was first sheepskin then snow storm
then Timber Wolf. So it's not that Barbara Bush was snowbank
then tranquillity.
Tim what was Barbara Bush's name?
It she was originally snowbank and it was tranquillity. Snow me
Carter was Dasher, then Deacon and then lockmaster
Apparently when Obama visited the Gitmo nation East they
called him the officials there had codenamed him smart aleck.
That's just from the book of knowledge. I don't know if it's
true,
but it's not listed here. He's here. He's this this renegade
what you said and Michelle Obama is Renaissance.
Oh, I'm looking at the same document now that you have.
Okay.
Yeah. Then Melia Obama's radiance Sasha is rosebud. Sarah
Palin is Denali. Denali, Denali and Todd is driller. Really?
What is Denali?
JFK was Lancer Cindy McCain parasol
I ferry who's you got you got the Reagan when Reagan was
always apparently Rawhide But Michael Reagan the talk show
hosts his Riddler Nancy Reagan rainbow
Dick Cheney codenamed backseat as in backseat driver Yeah,
problem was kind of good
these are good I liked these and this is like a Frank Sinatra
apparently had some good code.
Napoleon Hey man, we need some cool code names. crackpot and
buzzkill that's like public knowledge now we need some like
secret code
are you gonna do clip blitz little short ones?
Hold on a second you want to do Yeah, we can do that. Everybody
birds birds Alright, Georgia clip. Let's
bring up Bill O'Reilly dragging wife
Bill O'Reilly dragging wife ei ei yo.
Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has lost residential custody of his
two teenage children following a lengthy custody battle, during
which his 17 year old daughter told a forensic examiner that
she watched O'Reilly dragging her mother down a staircase by
her neck. Although the New York appeals court ruled O'Reilly's
two children should live solely with their mother Maureen MC
filmi O'Reilly still maintain shared legal custody over them
all right, Clint, Clint Blitz, clip Blitz,
Bill Clinton G.
We're excited to listen known beforehand,
very affected by the fascist attempt to take over and Spain
so I bought the army then I didn't know how to get to Spain
Till one day or going to work and what is that? I'm sorry, I
thought that was Bill Clinton. That wasn't that was in. Concord
too. And this is a good one, John.
Well, supersonic air travel could soon be on course for a
comeback. flying faster than the speed of sound is something that
Concorde jet made possible until it was taken out of service 13
years ago, but now NASA has awarded a $20 million contract
to American defense contractor Lockheed Martin to develop a new
supersonic aircraft. The plane is to have a passenger the plan
rather is to have a passenger plane ready for takeoff by the
year 2020. Will some conditions have already been set? The
supersonic plane will have to be more fuel efficient, and a whole
lot lighter than the good old Concorde
to be green. Green Concorde. This is where I get to tell my
Concorde trivia, because we never talked about the Concorde
at one. The Concorde after crashed in Germany with a German
company that had leased it out for a party bad day, a real day
wrecker that was did receive a airworthiness certificate and
was scheduled to make its maiden voyage re entering into the
aviation world on what date?
September 11.
You nailed it. That's right. September 11 2001. You go and I
flew on the Concorde a couple times.
Yeah. Well, I'm going to plan this next one. Yeah. Anwar, with
clip blitz route through the Google car. Yeah, I heard about
this one. Well, meanwhile, Google
says one of its self driving cars has hit a bus. The accident
in the city of Mountain View.
I love that one. Was going two miles an hour but still it
proves that it made an N Lise decision based upon the science
and the algorithm which I just call skip logic. Yeah. And this
is this is all anti anti Google self driving car.
I think so I think this is the beginning. We're gonna see a
bunch of this. Here's an here's a story. Nobody's played up at
all. And I think it's important. This is the Iraq update dam.
In Iraq, US officials are warning the country's largest
dam is facing a, quote, unprecedented risk of
catastrophic failure. The US Embassy warns if the Mosul Dam
collapses, hundreds of 1000s of people would be at risk of
drowning and more than a million people would be displaced.
Meanwhile, a spate of deadly suicide bombings by ISIL in Iraq
have killed more than 130 people over the last few days.
You know, I've seen this I've seen this crop up. I've seen
this destroy and wrap up. Yeah, I talked about this on the show
a while ago that when Mosul Dam was also in play, oh, if they
blow that up, then all these people downstream will die and
this is bringing this back for some reason.
Let me finish clip Blitz. Story and that is a Bay Area story
cop. This cop fights prisoners
formal charges have been filed against to San Francisco
sheriff's deputies and a former deputy. They're all accused of
forcing jail inmates to fight each other for entertainment. In
a gladiator style fight Claude cage views Henry San Francisco's
District Attorney detailed the charges during a news conference
today.
For the San Francisco District Attorney George gas cone says
the deputies force county jail inmates Ricardo Garcia and
Stanley Harris, who is much bigger than Garcia to fight each
other at least twice in the jail on Bryan street. Then deputy
Scott new allegedly told the two inmates that they didn't fight
each other. He'd handcuffed them mace or tase them, beat them or
send them to a different jail. This crime
severely undermined the moral authority of the honest
hardworking, the work hard day in and day out. To protect this
public defender Jeff Adachi helped bring the allegations to
like,
we call this sort of a Game of Thrones gladiator fight.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Boy, this is your police. Yeah, gosh, board.
prison guards.
Yeah. Well, John, thank you very much. That was I have to say a
very, very good. Gonna get bingo. Boom. That's right,
everybody.
Well, I picked up a clip on one of these retrospectives. Yeah,
just changed the topic here. This is the from the best to C
span. A couple years ago. This clip is the best of C span
Collins I thought it would be worth sharing
phone calls of one of three life our necks called Newark, New
Jersey. Go ahead.
Yeah, hi, I got myself into really bad debt. I was paying
one credit card off with another for over four years. Just went
on and on and you know, I mean, I'm like really broke right now
about to file bankruptcy a you know, I'm trying to get a penile
implant. I need to enlarge my package to pick up a chick these
days.
North Carolina is up next Good morning.
Why didn't it was like no agenda show. Something anything?
Yeah, we get weak. This guy gets on but no agenda. People don't
care.
Okay, that was dubious.
No Tip of the Day? No,
you don't get credit for the day for that? No. Before we thank
our producers and executive producers, but I want to roll
out a little anomaly that I noticed over the past week I see
just came in today. Apparently Apple has now released iOS 9.3
dot one, which would fix the problem I was having with my
iPhone. And of course, I was not alone. It is now day six. So six
days after this started, of course, we had Easter and now
why would anyone work on Easter? No. And I was right. Actually, I
was right about the shared web credentials. And it turns out
well, the actual technical reason is not that interesting,
because it's Auntie escaping something else because there was
an issue with the iOS 9.3 release initially, if you
probably saw it was Windows that's more than a week before
my problem started. They issued it. It then quote unquote,
bricked older iPhones, they pulled it back and re issued it
and there was something different about this. Okay. The
as you recall the and this affected older devices. And what
what happened was view would install that the install would
start and then it would say you need Need your iCloud
credentials. And for whatever reason, that broke a lot of
people's install, so Apple took it back, then they released it
now, even though it was 9.3. The last few numbers of the release
were the same was two, three, actually, strangely enough, that
thing was three, three at the end for those older phones, and
then people could unbrick their phones and their iPad twos, and
here comes iPhone five. And they could restore them with the new
update without being signed by Apple, but being signed or
authenticated by your iCloud login. And this was just quickly
they put it out people could fix it only for those devices. And
it didn't really adhere to my problem, right? There were no
other devices that were bricked. What's interesting is the next
day the FBI says yeah, we don't need to Apple we're all good.
Right? It's all fine we're in and I'm I
don't know why you're putting you're adding to into
I am I'm saying Apple released something specifically for
iPhone five iPad to edit, it didn't work and then they re
released it. And instead of Apple signing the update, if you
had iCloud credentials, which we know the FBI has the iCloud
credentials, because they reset them. It does not, as far as I
understand not dependent on the device to have the same
password. You could override that for this one time for this
one released boom collaborateurs. Holy crap, save
their heads. I tell ya,
that's the I never heard, even thought of what you just said.
And it being part of the solution to that other issue
that we're having.
And a lot of people are gonna say no. And it's fine. I'm just
saying that anyway, that timing of this that voice by the way,
the timing of this is very, very suspicious. It was something
interesting. That was I read it on Hot Rod atomic Adams blog
about this company called Trans atomic power to start up, they
got a couple million dollars. And they have a design, which
surprisingly dates back I think to like 1925, or something of a
small nuclear reactor that eats waste from other reactors. And
well, here's a here's a clip of one of the cofounders. Of
course, they have nothing and they have a little money in the
development budget and probably won't go anywhere. But
surprisingly, she was on a GPS. That's the anti constitutional
douchebag known as Fareed Zakaria, who was surprisingly
kind to her. So you have to question why that was taking
place. Here's a clip from that interview,
what are the problems that you were trying to solve?
So each conventional nuclear power plant in the US today
produces about 20 metric tons of high level waste that's
radioactive for hundreds of 1000s of years. And there isn't,
there isn't really a solution for it yet.
Until now, perhaps using a design that was invented 50
years ago, they created the waste annihilating, molten salt
reactor, who,
the waste annihilating Molten Salt Reactor, oh, Windsor,
Windsor, we gotta get bumper stickers. I love a Windsor. The
Windsor
uses molten salt to dissolve nuclear fuel, that ultimately
reduces both the radioactivity and the amount of waste, the new
reactor could create just 10 to 20 kilograms of long lived waste
per year, instead of the 20 metric tons produced by a
traditional commercial plant. 20 kilograms of waste is about the
size of a grapefruit and
the remaining waste that comes out. It's waste that's
radioactive for just a few 100 years, so much shorter than the
hundreds of 1000s of years from other plants.
And here's another big plus, around the world today. They
exist about 270,000 metric tons of high level nuclear waste.
Wormser could eat that waste, and turn it into electricity. So
this sounds great. Why wouldn't everybody? Why would everybody
adopt this design?
That's that's what we're hoping ultimately, what is it more
expensive as you're planning more expensive,
we it's actually about half the cost per megawatt overnight
construction of conventional nuclear reactors. And that makes
it we can be on par with coal, and we're trying to reduce the
cost further to make it on par with natural gas.
It sounds like a revolution should be all over this.
What had brought Adam say about it in the newsletter he
bought, he's the one that pointed out and he's always been
telling us about these backyard news, the small stuff that can
eat its own way. So this has been his consistent message.
And, you know, hit he actually sent me an email he said yeah
just so you know the World Bank released their their their
annual study of of energy and wouldn't have this exactly one
little itty bitty article about one small reactor This is not in
anyone's interest except oh the people but it's not in the
interest of gas and an oil and coal because once you have this,
this is not a lot of money to be made unless you want to make the
the cost of the the actual electricity astronomically
expensive.
You see this this this movie going around the net on
chemtrails, which was I think you're the one that recently in
which discusses the meetings that were taking place. Yes,
you're wondering the aluminum dust in the area. What
the hell on earth are they spraying?
I mean, because of Yeah, the I'm sorry. Trying to cut down on Kim
is going to trying to cut down on global warming so they're
gonna put this shit in the air to get you know that cloud up
someplace? Yeah, that's sub micron particles which are
actually toxic. So as they come to earth, no matter what you do
you breathe them in the entire world. Yes, yes. Yes. Jon's what
they're up to.
Yes. Yes. Yeah. What about it?
They probably trying to kill us all.
Oh, well. Finally, it's taken me five years, but he finally comes
around ladies.
I'm not going around at all. I'm just suspicious.
You're busted. You're coming. Suspicious. You're coming
around. A good one. We got you. Ladies and gentlemen. Another
Chem trail. truther. John,
by the way, you're the one your camp trail theory has always
been there spraying weird chemicals in the air so they can
sedate the public. So nobody complains too much. And it's
killing off the public seems
to be working, doesn't it?
Well, you got a pretty passive group out there. Yeah, that's
for sure. The kids are getting in on it. Now.
This is very interesting. The document that I had is all of a
sudden been removed, but there was an airworthiness directive.
This is very interesting. I always have to save page I
have I'd save pays as but I don't have it here on this
machine anyway. If you're going to poop on an airplane, just try
and hold it in. Seriously, don't poop don't stay in the bathroom
too long. I will tell you why. An airworthiness directive has
been issued, which an ad as it's known, means you have to comply
with this and you have to do it within a certain timeframe. This
is an emergency ad airworthiness directive, I follow these being
an aviator, various transport category, airplanes equipped
with chemical oxygen generators have to be removed from the
laboratory. So in other words, if you are in the bathroom, and
there is a sudden drop in cabin pressure, you will have no
oxygen available to you in that area of the plane. The reason
why is security reasons. Because of course, someone could tamper
with that and turn it into a bomb. So now in a sense, right?
Yeah, makes total sense. So now when you're flying, if there's a
loss and cabin pressure in your in the bathroom will kiss your
ass goodbye, because you're dying. Because unless you can
really run back quickly and get yourself some oxygen. This is
this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Take out the
oxygen in the bathroom because someone might try and blow up
the plane with it. Brother oh brother is right. My friend
didn't even know there was a thing that flopped down in the
bathroom. Yep, yeah. Okay, well, how many times by the way?
you've flown commercially a few times.
It has occurred. Yeah.
How many times in your zero what?
Just 00 never happened?
Oh, you're telling me that in flying for 30 plus years, you
have never had an incident where that you've needed the oxygen in
the
40 plus years. I was flying when we had to wear suits and my
sisters wore white gloves and hats.
That's one of yours. You've never had you fly a lot, at
least for a while I used to him. And you've never had this
happen. Never.
Never Have you
know, as a matter of fact, has never happened to me. And the
funny thing is, I don't know anyone who has ever has happened
to oh, I said one guy take it back. There was a story. I'll
tell it. The knife took this flight. It was the flight from
Denver to to Aspen and it's a miserable flight over the
Rockies and typically back in the day when you had to fly on
some of these prop jet Electress. As you recall, they
were kind of a sickening ride. And this guy is flying in on he
told the story after the fact on a smaller plane. It was a prop
job going over the mountains up and down, up and down. Up and
down. Everyone was getting sick and throwing up Kool Aid And the
plane kind of went into kind of like, it was just people were it
was just a puke fest everybody was throwing up all over the
place. And apparently they was puke everywhere and it was all
along the garden, the aisles and a plane went into kind of a
nosedive and rolls out, the stewardess fell on her ass and
slid on the way to the front of the plane. Sorry, and the and
the oxygen masks came down. That's what I was told.
That's awesome, great story. It's a visual thing. uplifting
story, job, uplifting story. So magic numbers
for you before I was off site,
why you bring this up, there was another interview, which is
doing the rounds. Excuse me. This is the one of the former
Greenpeace guy who is now a consultant to was a lot of GMO
stuff. He see, remember me just see if I can find this guy's
name. He was being interviewed in France about I think he was
there to promote this golden rice. And we've talked about
this before the golden rice with the vitamin A, which is going to
save the world of overpopulation. I'm just cutting
to the chase. That's what they're saying. That's really
what they're trying to tell you. So this guy is there. And he's
consulted for Monsanto, Patrick Moore's his name. And there was
a report that came out which I have not, not gone through
detailed in any detailed fashion yet saying that Roundup Ready
the the main Monsanto herbicide, insecticide, insecticide, no
herbicide herbicide, okay, that does not kill their genetically
modified seeds. Right. You know, Bill Gates, and these guys are
trying to spread all over Africa, because then
we will own the continent. Well, we've been trying to kill off
the Africans for some time. Hello.
They're annoying. Me. They don't I have stuff on that, too.
Anyway, so I do. So he, so the the interviewer does something
really, really interesting when this guy is pontificating about
how safe Roundup Ready is.
I believe that glyphosate in Argentina is causing increases
in cancer. You can drink a whole quarter of it and it won't hurt
you.
If you want to drink some we have some here. I'd be happy to
actually. Okay. You can drink a whole court and it won't kill
you. And the guy says, Oh, you want some but got some right
here? Yeah, I'd be happy
to not Not really but I know it would not really if you say so.
I have some guidance. I'm not stupid.
First, he says great interview first he says
you can drink it. Anyone will drink it.
If you want to. Or you have some here I'd be happy to actually
not. Not really, but I know it wouldn't hurt me
if you say so. I have some guidance. I'm not stupid. Okay.
So you know, but I know that's dangerous. I know people try to
commit suicide. Fail fairly regularly. Tell the truth. It's
not dangerous to humans. No, it's not. So you're ready to
drink one glass of No, I'm not an idiot.
interview me about Golden Rice. That's what I'm talking about.
Okay, then finish, except then the interview is finished.
That's a good way to soften. Yeah. You're a complete jerk.
You're a complete, you're a complete jerk.
That is a great. I mean, it's borderline Clip of the Day, but
it's just I Why. Why wouldn't I give it to you? I think it's
because I think these kinds of things go on a lot all
the time. Okay, I'm
not an idiot. You're a complete jerk. You're an idiot. It's
good. Well,
this does come amidst a whole bunch of news about, by the way,
let
me Let's stop. If a guy comes on and makes a blanket statement
that you can drink. I drink a quart of it. And you won't even
have a sip. What are you doing on the show? Well, I'm big
boned. That's
why he left he knew he had nothing left to do there. You
sucked.
But of course, here's another thing is people should be aware
of you're gonna go on a show and pull a stunt like this. For one
thing you're dishonest to begin with. But if you're going to
leave the guy, so hang in there with your you're not in there.
All he's going to do is rag on you. Of course, that's what I
would do. This guy would have only had one guy. When I was
doing I was doing real computing, I think was the show
or software Hard Talk one of the two. And I this was during the
early days of the mp3 era. And I had skunk Baxter on with who's a
very interesting character and himself. Isn't he a bass player?
Now he's the guitarist in guitars. And yeah, yeah, guitar,
that guy and his, in his manager. And his manager was,
uh, I don't know what was wrong with the guy, but he was just
yelling and screaming like a maniac about people stealing
music. And it was it was crazy to the point where you couldn't
ask him a simple question with that. I'm yelling and screaming,
we had to kill the interview. We just killed it. We never had
never ran.
And I've had some tough interviews in my time you run
into
these guys and or the worst, of course, is the guy who doesn't
say anything.
Yeah, I had one. Bryan Adams who was a huge fan of Bryan Adams.
And finally it was going to meet him interview him when he was on
tour, which, you know, that's why I gave him some leeway many
years after the fact but I was like excited, you know, like,
cool. I'm talking to Brian and he was a total dick. It's like
an ad wouldn't answer anything. Yeah. Just glib.
Those who haven't always included you don't want it this
whole discipline models terrorism's
Did you hear that? There was a bomb threat in Petaluma.
There's always a bomb threatened pedal. There was a lot of at
the,
at the twit, Brickhouse.
Oh, there was a Yeah, I never heard this.
Yeah, march 23. This is the police of Petaluma police
dispatch received a phone call from a male who claimed he had
placed eight pipe bombs at 140 Keller street. When police
dispatch asked why they picked that address. The male caller
said because it was the twin brick house and they're all
going to die. Once the caller was asked why he was upset with
twit and the caller stated he was not just upset with them but
his whole life. The caller claimed he was going to take
them all out and the bombs he had placed in the building would
go off in three hours. The caller then made threats to go
to the business and shoot all the occupants of the building
before the bombs went off. The caller hung up after the
statement. Petaluma police responded to the business and
contacted the management of twit
that have been attended to watch the live feed or the
which is a technology podcast company over the old hate that
providing the latest perspective and trends in digital technology
phones. The management of the company was advised of the call
and the need for police to perform a visual inspection of
the inside of the building to attempt and locate any explosive
devices. company employees were not ordered to evacuate the
building. However, they were advised for the safety of their
employees, it might be best for them to leave. Most employees
left until the business could be cleared by police. That's not
very nice. No. Funny Funny, but it's not
very good material. I won't use it.
The keeper and I you know we'd sometimes we we realize that we
have certain cultural things that we like. And we discovered
that we both watched a lot of Elvis movies when we were kids.
already funny.
It is. And I apologize. I actually in hindsight, it
probably should have clipped it. But so we decide if it was
Saturday afternoon. Let's watch a Elvis movie. We chose Blue
Hawaii. Now the reason I bring this up you'll recall the last
time we went back and looked at an old movie it was Breakfast at
Tiffany's which is heralded as you know Audrey Hepburn best
piece of work ever and it's a screwball crazy as stupid as
movie. And you kind of agreed to that. Do you recall Blue Hawaii
by Elvis at all? Vaguely. To it opens up he's coming back from
the army. He's been gone for two years. He lands in Hawaii. He's
the plane doors open. Yes, the steps down the tarmac. His
girlfriend is waiting. He's making out with a stewardess
looking at his girlfriend said Hey, baby, I was just fooling
around. And she goes Oh, Kale was as okay, they go wrong. And
then he's throwing her in the water. He's tripping around the
beach. 17 year old spanking them spanking them. And then the
girls sit down on a pillow later and say, Oh, yes, I'll be much
better now is unbelievable. The whole movie is one big
misogynistic piece of crap. I hadn't. I don't recall it that
way.
What did the keeper think that she remembered that way? No, no,
she must have been outraged.
No, we were both jaws dropped like holy crap. We've come a
long way. Elvis was just a dick. In his mind. He's in this movie.
Made in 1963. So of course, that was the year before I was born
even. But I encourage everybody just watch that just the opening
sequence and you can flip through it. But boy, Hollywood
was mean towards women. 50 years ago, 52 years ago?
Yeah, well, yeah. 52 years ago. Yeah. Okay. Well, I suppose if
you went back 80 years ago, it'd be worse.
Yeah, probably. But this is within my lifetime. So I say you
know, you're only one. No, it was zero. It was minus one.
It wasn't within your lifetime. Hello. Okay. But it was not even
within your lifetime. This
movie. I saw it within my lifetime. That's my
Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. When I was when I was old Charlie Chaplin
films too, but yeah, exactly. Exactly. I think a lot of the
Elvis movies route misogynist. I think a lot of the stuff from
the 50s What year was that movie? 6263 63 Yeah, that was
just before the the civil rights of hippies
oh yeah and I've been I will say although is much more focused on
the misogyny you know they have little helpers in the group
Elvis his parents owned the the fantastic Hawaiian fruit company
or something. And they have all these little slaves running
around like Indonesian type little boys. Hey boy, go get the
hoes boy
should be banned from Netflix. I mean, I'm outraged. We shouldn't
be banning Netflix for even allowing that to be shown.
I'm going to show my move by donating to no agenda. Imagine
all the people who could do that. Oh, yeah, that'd be fun
well, we're back live kind of at least in the middle of the
clips. That was pretty good. I was surprised.
Yeah. I love the little clip bits blitz thing that he put in
there and yeah. Yeah,
we need to do that in the show more often. Clip Blitz, we
haven't done it for a while. Yeah.
Well, you know why is because we keep running out of time. Like,
it's just true. We tried to keep it under three hours. We really
do. But sometimes.
Yeah. The clips that clip blitz requires a lot of short clips.
Yeah.
And that's the way it's done. Well, maybe we'll see what the
new year brings us. Which, of course, we'll be kicking off
next Sunday. And we will have
actually, we're doing a show on them in the middle of it. Yeah,
Thursday, we're still doing a show on Thursday. So join us or
remind people that they can help the show out by contributing to
this upcoming Thursday show. And then the following New Year's
show. We work most holidays, Thanksgiving, we tend to work
just when Christmas falls on his show day. It's a Sunday at the
same time. It's pretty hard to pull it off. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. So people just aren't listening. That's what we found
out. So we'll do it this way. It's perfect.
It will remind people do people came in with donations for this
show. And there's there's enough of them that there'll be moved
to the Thursday show with profuse tanks. And so we have a
longer little read on the Thursday and anyone who comes in
like today or afterwards divorce.org/n A is a good place
to go. There will be a newsletter you probably received
yesterday. And I think everything everything should I
think we were just miles we'll just continue on with our clips.
Alright,
so again, that reminder for our next show, which will be on
Thursday. You can go to vo red.org/and A. Now back to the
music non stop. I'm going to agenda show. I'm sorry, wrong
station. Ramsey case. Ramsey cane part two of our
extravaganza for Christmas 2016.
All right. I'm the timekeeper to sign for the clip. Let's say
this John C. Dvorak favorite moment at the end of the show.
Okay, let's start with Brazil and BC.
turmoil in Brazil comes just months before the Summer
Olympics in Rio de Janeiro. The television network NBC said
Tuesday it's already surpassed $1 billion in advertising sales
for the Rio Olympics, putting it on track to set a record for the
most national advertising ever sold for a single event. Nice
no criticism of that event due to earthquake earthquakes.
About 7 million people in the United States live in areas at
risk of an earthquake induced by human activity. That's according
to a new report by the US Geological Survey which said
states including Oklahoma and Kansas are now at as high of a
risk as earthquake prone California have a devastating
earthquake. The central United States has seen a spike in
seismic activity due to the injection of wastewater from oil
and gas drilling deep underground Oh
John by sharp what box calm by sharp box
calm buys shirts company
Foxconn has agreed to buy Japan struggling electronics brand
sharp for three and a half million billion dollars. It's
the first foreign takeover of a major Japanese electronics
producer. Foxconn also assembles Apple's iPhones No comment.
Yeah, you gotta keep doing that thing. Lose Your money is your
money for the 86 million over on
to your money tonight wasted money Justice Department's
internal watchdog, revealing a stunning new example of
government waste. In 2008. The Drug Enforcement Administration
and Department of Defense set out to modify an aircraft to use
in Afghanistan. The budget for it at the time $22 million. So
far the tally is now 86,000,004 times as much and that plane
tonight still can't fly sitting on JAXA hangar in Delaware and
will never go to Afghanistan because the program has been
discontinued. Yay
Don't worry. We'll get NATO to fill it up
through the police call turkeys
the police Lachlan Hey so I just postmaster in Hillsdale okay.
You're not going to believe this but I gotta carry this being
attacked by wild turkeys won't let them deliver the mail on as
volunteered as far as the lab Yeah, I guess that's it ESP okay
being attacked by Turkey This isn't going on it's crazy. I
mean, they're actually attacking biting the chase the trucks
everyday Wow. Take a look at it. I don't I will send him over.
Thank you you have more yeah, one more homework Enough is
enough. No kidding. Hey, enough is
All righty then. Very good. Quick note that I don't know if
you got that. We were talking about the United one of our
producers as Sir upper Decker. Right and we both assumed this
was about baseball.
I did is I just said it was about baseball. I didn't assume
anything.
Oh Did you know there's not that there's a a an urban meaning to
this upper Decker?
No, but it wouldn't surprise me if it wasn't a sex thing
and number of people set me straight on this Thursday show
United gentlemen as Sir upper Decker, you and John assume that
he was referring to seating in a stadium. However, it is widely
known under a different meaning. Apparently not too old fogies
like you and me, John. What we are stupid.
Well, everything can be a sexual thing. I mean, I could have also
said it was the upper deck of a 747 a guy likes to fly business
class. Why? Why are you out there? I didn't know why he's
calling himself. Why are you saying
it's a sexual? I didn't say it's a sexual thing.
I am. I'm saying it's the sex thing now. No, I know what it
means. You do know. I have no idea. And upper
Decker is when you remove the lid off the toilet tank and poop
inside the tank and replace the lid. Not long after said poop
becomes putrid and very foul a good prank to pull on someone
you're not too fond of.
Green prank.
They flush the toilet. This is not funny. This is lame. Is this
in America? is sick? Is this what we do in the indispensable
nation known as America? Is this what we're all about? I can
say this much. The two farts that do this show. Don't know
about it. Because we come from a more civilized era. We would
have thought is such a crazy idea. Well, only in the kid. The
concept then was to get a good cube of probably like a say a
square inch cube of metallic sodium and flush it down the
toilet.
Well we did cherry bombs down the toilet
with cherry bombs or compare it don't compare to what a cube of
sodium metal can do. You flush it down the toilet gets pretty
far down and just blows up the entire sewer system throws crap
and everything out of all the toilets and makes a complete
mess. That's the kind of thing we get used to the same crapping
in the upper deck.
I can't believe someone came up with that. How pathetic is that?
Well, and then it caught on.
And it has a name and we got duped again. Again. We got
duped. They're pooping in our toilet. They're making us
promote their movies. But yes, ladies and gentlemen, only in
the indispensable nation. Will you see people being upper
Decker's?
It gave me an idea for a product. Somebody removes the
litter the toilet and an alarm goes off. Okay. Now let's stop
them. All right, well, that reminds me. He has a segue. This
is gonna go no further. No. So we have 86 the birthday of the
famous poet, beat poet who is something of a character in
Lawrence Ferlinghetti very famous beat poet from the 50s
and 60s I had his 96 birth
Can you explain a beat poet? Is that where you instead of
clapping you snap your fingers?
Well you you go to a coffee shop somebody be reading some you
know dry poetry, you'd be on the bongos and
be on the kazoo
you'd be on the bongos listening while drinking cappuccino and
probably stoned on reefer black turtleneck. black turtleneck,
right you look like
stoned on reefer
and listening to the guide read the poems, but anyway Froylan
Geddes owns the city lights book shop, which was opened years and
years ago and it was in his still in San Francisco. And he's
got some complaints about, you know, the latest thing going on.
And so here's what he says.
Today San Francisco is better known as a central hub of the
tech boom, a city of entrepreneurs and companies like
Twitter that have become international giants. And while
that goo is credited with driving unemployment to an all
time low, it's also blamed for rapid gentrification, making the
city unaffordable for many. And that rankles Berlin getting
a new brand of dotcom millionaires. And generally,
Silicon Valley money moved into San Francisco with the bags full
of cash and no matters.
The pace of change Berlin Getty says has quick and beyond
control. Okay, I get it. Yeah, he's
right. Cash, no bags full of cash, no
manners, there's no manners, they're all douchebags.
And so this you know, he's an old guy from the area and you
know, he says his birthday should show some respect. But in
the, in the manner of Oh, get a Mac as commentary, and by the
way, this is going to be our probably our ultimate demise
will be the CIT a similar kind of reaction from the No manners,
casual callous a holes who have taken over the place you get.
This is what you end up with.
Of course Ferlin Geddes is not the only view of San Francisco
these days. When a version of this story was posted online
recently, he did draw support, but there were a few strong
blast as well. What a crank wrote one person. The city is
still as vibrant and creative as it ever was. Except now young,
ambitious people are in tech, another wrote in 60 years, I'll
be complaining about the new crop of San Franciscans fogies
gonna folk.
Oh, it's ageism.
You're a crank. You're a fogy. And fogies gotta
folk get the Fogata here.
Anyway, I just thought that was a little insight into the area.
nobody actually knows who this guy is.
But once once once the money runs out, all these everyone
will be broken gone. Some foods in the news.
Do we report on the foot from last week? I don't remember. Is
this
the Powell River?
The one that came up in Vancouver? Yeah, though we
didn't. Well, there were a couple forgot to report on it.
It came last week. It was last show. Well, if
you go to no agenda foots.com Everything has been tracked
meticulously. We are the only media outlet that tracks the
foots in the oceans that are washing up on shore. West Coast.
There was one that washed up and they said it was it wasn't a
human foot. It was like the foot of a sea lion. Like what is the
sea lion doing wearing a Nike? And that's crazy. It's
yeah, so anyway, another foot showed up in a tennis shoe.
How the Powell river Powell river.
And I was pointing out I think in the email we went back and
forth on this is that the Canadians, they they're
documenting the feet that wash up there, but just like 10, you
know, less than 10 miles south of them where they were the feet
are washing up in Washington State on the same basic area.
They neither one of these two sizes says hey, wait a minute.
This total is a little more than we think we've only washed up
six feet and you know, in the Puget Sound and then then the
Canadians have about eight foot foots.
Yeah, well. So in Wisconsin, of course, we've got all kinds of
groups in there now all kinds of crazies are popping up because
you know, you can get on TV. I think that's why they're all
showing up there. And there's an organization called the I S O,
which I think is the International socialist
organization. So that this this interview, I don't think it's a
mainstream clip, which makes it even funnier, of this millennial
being interviewed. And he's and he said, You know, I'm a
socialist, and we really need to change things. And, you know, if
we don't stand up for our rights, nothing's going to
change. Now he works at noodles noodles, which I don't think is
a national chain. It sounds to me like it's kind of a small
outfit this nude. Am I wrong about that? Do you know noodles?
I don't know. It might or might not be I can look it up.
I've never heard it could it could be a semi national chain,
but it's noodles. Now listen to the attitude. This kid throws
down on how it should be at noodles because it ain't going
the way he thinks it should be. Well,
like I described earlier, there are two fundamental classes that
are just a plain fact in society. You either work for
someone else, or you work for yourself.
Yeah, by the way, kid that's called America. That's how we do
it here. Yeah. And the best thing is, you try and start your
own business. We're open to the world, we used to be kind of
open to doing that. Now listen to what he what his gripe is
jobs, people
work for someone else in a way that they aren't free. You don't
really get to decide your work. For example, I work at noodles,
a restaurant. And basically it's a dictatorship there. We're told
exactly what we're going to cook. How are we going to cook
it? What time we're going to get there. And basically, if they
don't like what they're doing, they try to tell us what to do
if they don't listen, they get rid of us. And so
it's called having a job.
Holy mackerel, this is a great clip. This is a clip of the day
can you believe this crop? Like they tell us how to cook tell us
what time to get there. And if you don't, but you get fired.
We're not able to actually cooperate in a way that we make
decisions together. I try to convince my my fellow employees
that we should have a union that is a source of power to start
with. Oh, this
is what's wrong. What's wrong, right. There's a whole bunch of
us. I've got this no agenda news. network.com Which is
really rolling pretty well. Yeah. Great. Where did that clip
come from? From the no agenda news. network.com. I
mean, where did it originally come from? Wasn't a news network
that was out interviewing this kid.
Hold on a second. I can find it for
more clips like that. That was good, wasn't it? Oh, yeah.
Believe it man. Like they gave me some money. And then they
told me what to do and shove it.
And they told me how to cook, man. It's this like not okay.
All right.
I don't know how to cook. But I don't need to be told
at noodles. So we got to have like a union of noodles. But the
whole interview was so incredibly serious, which is
kind of the frightening thing about it. It's just like, Oh my
God. Yeah, well, it's in the show notes. I gotta, I gotta
find a note. You know, Eddie
at the at the media officers. Who is really I really liked
this kid. But he and I ever wanted to I talked to him about
the fact that he's working and he's always laughing about
everything. I said, You're the only one in your group. That
works. Right? He says, Yeah, he says the funny thing is he says
he goes to work. He leaves a group of guys, I guess he's
living with a bunch of guys or why I don't know what buddy
we're hangs out with a bunch of guys and he first he gets up at
six in the morning and surfs. Then he comes into work. He says
only time we'll ever have to surf. And then he goes home. He
says he gets home and the guys that he left it was before he
went to work. They're not they haven't done a damn thing. And
it
was paying for all that.
I don't know. I guess he is. I have no idea.
Unbelievable. Yeah. How misguided is that? I mean,
I don't I say I blame the overall I think the loss of
manufacturing in this country, which doesn't give kids the
opportunity to work in the summertime when I was a kid.
When I was a kid, I used to work. Every summer when I went
through high school, I had a job somewhere I did something and
when I was even younger than that I had two paper routes. I
didn't have one I had two papers at a regular Oakland Tribune run
at a shopper route. And then I worked every summer and then
during college, I worked every you know, every summer I had
various gimmicks to get better jobs. So I get paid a lot. And
then so I've always been working and and I one time I was
bitching about the kids in Port Townsend hanging around to
summertime and I wrote an op ed or six years ago in the San
Francisco Examiner bitching about these kids not doing
anything and it's like 20 years ago, and I got a whole bunch of
letters from kids do what he says there's nothing to do
there's no jobs anywhere. He says there's no businesses that
want to hire so what are we supposed to do it we just hang
around and it's great an entire generation of kids who don't
know anything about work they don't know how to take so you're
saying because we don't really have those jobs anymore. It's
they don't do them because I did hard labor I did. I stacked
firewood but you know, like in big orange bags, filled with
mahogany, which is like Yeah, crazy heavy. It's something
Yeah, or painting like the gas station. I'd have to paint the
tanks and stuff. I mean, yeah, that's like you You got to do
stuff,
there's stuff to do. There's nothing to do these kids have
nothing. There's no opportunities for him. I mean,
you know, Eddie's job is basically watching videos all
day. And it's like, that's like a job. It's like, there's
nothing like these old Jobs used to be we just have factories all
over the place that always needed extra help. And I think,
I don't think it's just the loss of manufacturing in this
country. That's the promise, the social loss of manufacturing.
That's the problem. It's not that we need to build stuff in
this country. Yeah, you can get a job at Boeing, probably if you
were an engineer. But the fact of the matter is, there's no, so
we don't socialize our kids to be into working, they don't
work. And thus, they don't even think and they don't have enough
experience, work experience to know how to do entrepreneurial
stuff well enough. Because they've never seen a business,
how it works and how people are, are managed, because this kid is
a perfect example. These people are telling me what to do. I
don't get it. Why were they doing that? Yeah, that's
not we have to work together to figure out how to make noodles.
It's disturbing.
Theology of the loss of manufacturing is more important
than the actual loss of manufacturing. I think it should
have been subsidized, even though we're taking a beating.
Because these kids, we have an entire generation or two
generations of kids that don't know crap about working, or
being managed or following instructions or anything like
that. They've been to school now they're just bums.
And what are we going to do about this Dr. Dvorak?
Nothing, we're doomed. We're doomed,
right? It's all over
us kill. This guy was it was about it's just a story about
the Glock. Right? And I saw that we didn't play those. It's Glock
story. Part two, it's a little long man. But they apparently
they the guys who were promoting the Glock gun, which is a you
know, which is a plastic gun that they they're everyone was
buying left and right things I decided to make, do do a big
deal at the Shot Show, which is a huge trade show in Las Vegas.
So they so they use the wine and dine all the buyers from all the
police departments and everybody at at the Atlantic gold club.
And there's a bunch of anecdotes about that. So they decided this
guy who's the marketing guy's a genius, apparently much better
than I am at marketing our show. And the guy decides to get the
best looking girl to gold club among the 300 strippers and
decided to have her as the spokesperson at the show and to
promote the heck out of his old he's been apparently a packed a
booth in because this girl is so gorgeous.
Of course. Well,
isn't that exactly what you do? They said they had to train her
though, at the Glock facility. So she knew how to use the gun
to kill you to partner so they put her in there with a bunch of
police guys, international agents and all this other stuff.
And but they they didn't have the guts to tell him that these
guys are training with a stripper. So he said everybody
just assumed she was with the CIA. Oh, perfect.
Perfect. I'm actually I'm scanning to see if we can find
that clip. That's okay. It's too long to play. I just played it
funky. Yeah, you did. All right. All right. Onward.
Yes. Did you know that that in in 1897 actually really didn't
really start until 1904. I think that electric cars were all the
rage that the the Roush and Lange, electric car that that
was like the big they were producing, I think 50 a month or
200 a month, and that everyone was driving electric cars in
1904. Until they came out with with the the combustion engine.
Did you know when they came up with a more practical combustion
engine? You know, you could drive and then put some more gas
in it and drive.
But here's the thing, what kind of Baton did that were they
using lead acid batteries had to be? I mean, that's the thing
that that hasn't really? I mean, is it just me or can we come up
with a better battery? It seems like I was
writing this when I was writing for Forbes I was doing a lot of
energy stories about different technologies including like the
sink errs that
while you're no longer writing for Forbes
now, long story,
I got time.
So I'm writing these stories. So I got into the scene quite a bit
and I still kind of keep up and I ran into I was talking to all
the guys who do these really weird and exotic batteries will
tell you the same thing. Battery technology hasn't really changed
in any meaningful way. I mean, it's changed has been tweaked.
And you know, the lithium batteries are interesting, but
this is all tweaks on old inventions that go back and
almost everything's public domain that go back, you know,
100 years that or did no one's come up with a new battery idea,
or Has it just been suppressed? Perhaps?
Definitely. Believe me? No, it hasn't been suppressed some
magic batteries zero point energy. Yeah, you just get it
out of the air the energies around you, man. It's around
you.
It's Oregon energy. Well you know you can you can stick a
basically a metal pipe in the earth and get and get and power
a light bulb but small one but you can power a small light bulb
I mean there is indeed energy all around us that's you know,
it's undeniable
you being a dick to me is that is that what I'm hearing? I come
on you know, I believe in this I think it has been suppressed I
think it was Tesla
they didn't the water that you can burn
they Well, they they burned all of his research all of his
documents. You know, that guy had something going on? You
know, he had he had some ideas that were waiting.
Don't mean I don't like the idea of burning documents, that's for
sure. Yeah, but he's inventions are there out there. There's
somebody could come up with a great new battery technology.
Resources, no answer, entering second half.
Now entering second half of show, while entering second half
of show.
There's the Theramin I want one. Gotta find real and real
Theramin. I
bet you we can get a Theramin for you. Okay, so I told you
that we made by the way Yeah, well, imagine me having a
theorem in here. It would probably interfere with this
computer like So because of all the crazy RF coming off that
thing. Love, I wouldn't use
it. I bet you I bet you there's I bet you someone on one of our
producers has a theorem and somewhere that we can use on the
show a
bit you owe somebody should I hope somebody has a sling box in
New York.
And if anyone can get us in touch with Mara, Donna in
Argentina, that will be appreciated.
Oh, by the way, Slingbox in Australia would be awesome.
Okay, so I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it when we get
to cross off another thing out of the Red Book. And I think
that I have, I mean, we've had so many pieces of what we
started off the show with with diehard proof that Hillary
Clinton is getting a face job. Now, something that I've been
all over for more than a year actually been over for much,
much longer. And this is the existence of what I will
generally call earthquake machinery. Now many people scoff
and laugh at me. But of course, you can't really do that.
Because I've shown you many times I've linked to it a link
to it again and 475 dot N A shownotes.com The actual
testimony of Secretary of Defense Cohen, who testified
that many other nations were using biological weapons such as
earthquake machines, and we needed to have them as well. You
recall this, John,
earlier some mention of earthquake machines in a un
document? Yes,
well, but this is actual testimony in our own United
States Congress. So we don't even need it in the EU or the UN
called for the no one should have these biological weapons.
And what Secretary of Defense Cohen said was, yeah, we
probably should have our own just in case. So when Fukushima
when the earthquake occurred, and they've had several large
earthquakes off the coast of Japan since and many prior but
this tsunami thing was pretty crazy and knocked out the the
reactor, which of course, has prompted Japan now to stop all
nuclear energy. Germany said stop on nuclear energy, be very
afraid of nuclear energy, it's all gonna melt down your fish
are radioactive. We're all gonna die. Oh, it's the cloud is
floating over. While we're not dead yet. And I submit to you
that this is a cabal move against nuclear energy. And now
of course, we'll all be told to move to liquid natural gas.
Do you? Do you remember? I guess it was a couple of months after
the Fukushima event that we were getting all these emails from
people that say, oh, that thing is going to blow. Oh, yeah. And
it's proof positive, it's going to blow everyone that no agenda
should be on this
hundreds of 1000s of people are going to die die until you die
from radiation. Now, the problem I had with the earthquake and I
and I said it the day after it happened. I said this was a
planned event. It was a very very, very shallow earthquake, I
remember was like one kilometer if even that according to the
size of seismology. And I had a problem with it. I said this
feels to me like this was set in motion. We remember we even
tracked like some company that some weird apparatus they set up
there's all kinds of things pointing to a manmade event that
caused this tsunami and of course, you know, crazy Moon
Landing guy, global warming denier, Holocaust denier,
Republican, racist whatever you want. Listen to this report. I'm
from New Zealand,
a secret operation in the 1940s to develop a tsunami bomb in
coastal waters on the back of it all Peninsula north of Auckland
has been uncovered. The United States and New Zealand conducted
secret tests of the bomb designed to inundate coastal
cities. At the operation codenamed Project seal, was
shelved just months before the atomic bomb was used on Japan in
1945. The secret plans were uncovered during the search by
the author and filmmaker array.
Over a period of several months, they carried out almost 4000
Explosions to kind of calibrate the size of explosions and
number of explosions and the depth and explosion in the water
would need to be in order to create a tsunami effect.
Right? What, who uncovered secret tests to develop at
tsunami bomb in New Zealand, the waters
so you can call me whatever you want. But there is proof proof
that the United States tested 4000 Tsunami bombs before
they've dropped an actual atomic bomb on Japan. So you think for
one second that these a hole oil, Cabal and Letus? Would you
put it past them that they would blow one of these things off to
make nuclear energy seem really scary? I question you, Jeb.
Well, you know, I don't think they have the wherewithal but I
mean, it would be within well, they have the money. I don't
know maybe they really maybe when they do those deep drill
those deep holes, they get the same gear, they can put
something down in there and blow it up. I don't know. i That
seems unlikely. I just want to point out, unlike earthquakes
actually do exist
yet. But this is the very shallow one.
It was a weird one.
It was a weird one. But I call it immediately. And here's proof
that there were tsunami bombs for Japan.
Well, maybe they How about this for a concept?
And you can't just stop? You can't refute it. But go ahead.
What's your concept?
They were testing these things. And they planted a bunch of
them. And that one didn't go off until then. They one of those
old bombs, they got these bombs in London, they find them
everyone went off. Went off accidentally. One leftover?
Sure, sure. But what's what is very interesting is here in the
lowlands, and I believe it's many countries in Europe, but it
was very interesting to watch it specifically here. They have the
big year and lotteries. And this is what everything is centered
around the year end lottery. And now we have the state lottery.
And they they both may have involvement with the with
government, the state lottery obviously does, but they really
pay for most of the entertainment on television. And
they have these really big bombastic shows. And if you it's
it's so interesting, you could even buy a fifth of a ticket. So
a full ticket is 30 euros, and you can buy a half a ticket, a
quarter of a ticket, or a fifth of a ticket. And then of course,
you would share with the with the other co owners of the
ticket. But the lottery I wanted to discuss with you briefly and
have a really, really big event on New Year's Day is the
postcode lottery, known as that which would translate to the zip
code lottery. John, I have no idea why this is not going on in
America. This is the this is a curry Dvorak, it has us written
all over it, we need to start this lottery. And let me explain
how it works. You play via automatic bank payment, so every
single month I love this part on it every single month. You can
and you can choose, you know, one one lottery ticket to I
think as many as you want, essentially. And the drawing is
done on zip code. So what happens is, so let's say I'm
here in a zip code 1017 diem, and that's an entire street. And
so they pull the zip code and then the the the celebrating
these who are part of these big television shows it goes on for
days, the whole lineup for this thing, they didn't come to your
home with these huge envelopes. And and they say, oh, you know
you're in the zip code. So that means you win. How many tickets
do you have that determines the prize amount? And and also, how
many can your printer which is kind of like awesome dude
points. As for the length of time you've been playing, and
then you you get a large cash prize. And it's the entire prize
is divided up in the neighborhood. So they divide
essentially 20 million euros into the amount of winners in
the street, whose ZIP Code was chosen. Now here's what I love
about This because invariably, you see on television you see
these poor people who like when a million euros or 2 million
euros or even, you know, 400,000 euros and and then you look at
the other people in the street who have their their curtains
drawn because they didn't play. They didn't take care of
pressure. The peer pressure is outstanding. It's outstanding,
and then they
go visit this person is a loser.
And you can just see people are like committing suicide can you
imagine being in the street where the big prize fell, and
then you didn't buy any tickets? Worse, you didn't have any super
awesome bonus points. So you got a lousy 200,000 Where your
neighbor got 2 million, even then you'll feel like a loser.
Even though you really won. It is the unbelievable the most
unbelievable peer pressure, Gizmo nation thing I've ever
seen. And the way these celebrators go around to all
these people's homes, and they have the big checks they pull
out of the envelopes. And it's sad, literally, I mean, and you
know, so the whole New Year's consists of slaves, who have won
money, and now they're heroes. It's basically the heroes for
letting the lottery take money from their bank account every
month, for God knows how long and the end, but because they
were smart enough to play their national heroes, and we have
Holland's new millionaires. Let's see how the new
millionaires are doing it is, John, why is this not being done
in United States? This peer pressure is a great system.
I'm sure it's being considered.
And we need to be in on it. Because the amount of
entertainment shows that are put together that are sponsored by
this zip code lottery is I mean, everything is
possible it'd be in on it because in this country, illegal
lotteries are Well, it's certainly don't have what they
are, which is illegal.
So why should it be illegal? It can just it can be illegal
lottery, we have Powerball don't we
get illegal lottery based on legislation? Right. So
someone saying we need a new lottery based on legislation
that works? Think about this could save the postal system.
postal system doesn't need saving? Just play with me now.
I'm glad you liked this sort of scam.
I love it. It's awesome. I just sit there just watching. Ah. So
John, some very important information reached me. And this
is a throwback to clips we've been playing throughout the past
couple of weeks. And a question I had it was an asked John
question. And he didn't have an answer for me. But we do have an
answer now. And I appreciate the multiple, no agenda producers
who went out and did the research consulted the book of
knowledge. So one more time that we will play the clip of
Lucifer, Hillary Clinton, and the picture that rocked the
world with her hand in front of her mouth, in the Situation Room
and the key information in this clip. This, by the way, is the
hottie from France, who was asking the question one more
time
about Osama bin Laden. Can I show you this picture? You know,
it's in the situation? Yes, I remember I saw that pic. I
didn't know it was being taken at the time. But I saw it later.
So you are holding your hand in front of your mask? Yes. You
think at that moment who you pride in? What did you see?
I don't I don't know how to describe it other than it was a
very intense period.
The operation went on for 38 minutes.
Okay, that's the key bit there. And of course, what did I say on
this very program? On Thursday? I said, one of these days we're
going to figure out why this 38 minutes is so important. She
says it in every single interview. 38 minutes 38
minutes. Well, John, I have the answer. Yes, go. According to
the book of knowledge, Wikipedia. The Stargate will
remain open so long, will remain open so long as matter or energy
continues to pass through it to a maximum of 38 minutes. Beyond
this point, massive amounts of power are needed to sustain a
wormhole which ordinary sources cannot provide. Where did you
get this from the book of knowledge from Wikipedia look up
Stargate.
38 You know, you
look at Stargate go look at Stargate.
So wait a minute. Wait, what you're implying Hold on a
second. Hold on a second. I'm
not implying the book of knowledge tells all truth. No,
no,
you're implying that they weren't really even looking at
the bid laden thing. No, they
weren't. No, they were they were watching the star gate open up.
Yes. Or maybe the star gate was there at Bin Laden but they were
really worried because the star gate was going to come load and
they had to get anything that was going in or out to the
wormhole. They had to get it done within those 38 minutes.
That's why it was the most intense 38 minutes ever
so you're you're now making the assumption that the movie star
gate is actually a documentary. I'm
not making no assumption. All I'm doing is consulting the book
of knowledge and taking it verbatim for the truth that
everyone else takes it for. John, one thing I no
coincidence? I think not. There are no coincidences like that,
my friend. It might have been the Stargate in Libya could have
been the Stargate in the Gulf of Aden. We're not quite sure one
thing we do know, she was worried that the Stargate was
going to close before whatever had to go through it came
through it. And that's why it was the most intense 38 minutes
of her life.
Apparently. Drew Scylla the sister of Caligula only lived to
be 38.
No, I'm not. Nana. No, this is not how it works. It's a book of
knowledge, my friend.
And here's another thing that's going on, which I still have.
You're in Texas, so you must have picked up on this because
it's got to be all over the news in Texas. I have never, I think
it's a hoax that got out of control. And you just tweeted
that it was which is this idea that there's some lame football
team in Texas that like high school that lost to into one of
the championship teams because Texas got a lot of really great
high school football games. 91 to nothing and supposedly, some
parents sued. The coach in the No
no, no, no, no. That's not Do you have a clip with someone
says sued? No,
no, no, I'm telling you. This is the meme. I know. But they say
it all over the year. I didn't think I needed a clip. That's
all they talked about on all the talk shows. But they there's no
way this is a bullshit story.
I have the story here.
Running the ball into the endzone alleles. Cats Friday
made one touchdown after another winning their game 91 to nothing
as a cremation as what that is. I wish at some point they can
say okay, game over.
Why even finish it a parent for the opposing team Fort Worth
Western Hills considered it more than just a painful loss Aledo
ISD says he found an official complaint online against entire
coaching staff for bullying
that that's what really happened
five so that got out of control from some gauges bitching online
Yeah, he went on the school website. Remember we had those
forms and he filled out the form and said the entire coaching
staff will lead and then
I'm glad you're in Texas because we could not I dug and dug and
dug I could not I knew this was a bull crap.
This is just to make Texans look stupid.
Well, I think it has to I think it has two purposes. I think it
definitely makes Texas look stupid. But that's a common
thing that that goes on you get used to it. I know people in
Texas that say they when anyone news thing happens in Texas the
news media comes in finds the dumbass Toothless guy they can
find and ask for his opinion. She told me that that's all
she's ever seen on the news she's been a lifelong Texas
person true and well anyway so that I knew this was good I'm
glad that you got to the bottom of it because I was concerned.
The other the other reason for it so all the right wing talk
shows can get all worked up about her. Bullying is like you
know, this has gotten out of control. You know this terrible
and they time. Yeah, moan and groan
Well, let me throw a shorty at you. You want to do a Blitzer? I
only have three I got three high school USA our favorite show
every Sunday we play a clip up with the
bare feet. Yeah, teachers can be cool guys to Marsh know your
gun. Oh, that's right. Exciting, right. Well, a few of his
teachers have been a little spooked by some of these
students lately. I'm looking at you weirdo. So every teacher is
going to be carrying a gun from now on and I didn't sure school
safety. I couldn't be more excited. Neat. But what if a
teacher loses his or her temper Way ahead of you, buddy. Now
obviously we can't leave all you students completely defenseless
like sitting ducks. So we decided we're all waiting on you
to win gardens. This is so cool. I know right? Guns are the
coolest. Oh, right. You heard it here. First game. The holders of
cool have spoken. When I call your name, come on up and pick
out your very own gun. I can't put my finger on it. But
something doesn't seem too cool about this, Brad.
I know. Wow, this is great. I get to participate in the clip
Blitz. By the way it was this the new Common Core that I heard
here.
At the American Medical Association held on to its long
standing position that marijuana is a dangerous drug and a public
health concern. But doctors also recognize that federal efforts
to stop the use of pot have been ineffective. It calls on the
feds and the states to come up with public health strategies to
cut the use of cannabis saying programs are a better
alternative to helping people quit when compared to giving
them jail time. Former Congressman Patrick Kennedy son
of the late Senator Ted Kennedy has no dedicated his life to
fighting the legalization of pot he praised today's decision from
the AMA saying it's time people listen to the medical community
something he was preaching when he visited Seattle in July to
rail against legalization rail
the message that there is no risk no harm to using marijuana
when all the medical evidence and literature all the
scientific research proves otherwise. Fast right
well crap marijuana gotta
kill. Dangerous, dangerous dangerous I'd
rather give drugs out to people instead of you know that you
want to sell more drugs. In fact, this report is a part of
obviously a public relations campaign to get more people on
drugs A D H D report
Oh crap, I slipped. I knew you were going for it and I slipped
I'm sorry. Ah,
I'm slipping up twice. A blitz we're getting blamed. Good luck
we're getting blamed for
the number of children with ADHD is rising. According to new
numbers from the CDC, more than one in 10 children are now
diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. ADHD
cases have been on the increase now for at least 15 years.
Experts think that's because more doctors are looking for
ADHD and more parents know about it. Well, many consider them the
good guys in the snack machine. And the major study says what
you've heard about
what you're playing the next one, right? Well, it's
all in one thing.
Oh, no play that we should have split split it off. Because I
did want to bring I did have a little segue. And the next one
should be nuts are good, which is what you were just about to
play. That's obviously a public relations move. But I realized
that some public relations thing going on now because they did it
with kale, with great success. Yes, I still need more recipes
people. But now they're apparently doing it for nuts. So
many consider them
the good guys in the snack machine. And the major study
says what you've heard about nuts is true, they are good for
you. The study followed 1000s of people for three decades, it
found that those who ate seven or more servings of nuts a week,
were 20% less likely to die from cancer and heart disease.
Less likely to die eat nuts.
Honey, I hear eaten my nuts is really good to keep you alive.
But don't worry, because we can always make you a provider and
get you some new boobies. And it's almost like the Lord is
messing with me. Because then NPR has some deal with Ted which
I think ruins both brands quite honestly. ted.npr.org
and they have really tipped on NPR news to me. Oh yeah, no.
So they have this whole show a whole Ted show. Where they're
playing little snippets including Dr. Terry walls. I
started with greens because they're greens. By the way can
we stop this is almost as bad as veggies greens. You find greens
to universally mean the same thing.
I hate veggies. I started I like veg Do I like the vegetables but
I hate the term veggies
green creepy. Yeah, but greens. That's okay. Greens, they
get some greens. Like that sounds like a pill. Hey, you got
some greens. Yeah, I got some greens. I got some blues. I got
some I got some crosstalk
with greens because they are rich in B vitamins, vitamins a
c, K and minerals. And those are two types of kale. Kale has the
most nutrition per calorie,
the most nutrition per calorie, John. That's gotta be that's
what does that even mean? I don't know of any plant of any
plant.
That Hard to believe, by the way.
So do I but it's on TED. It's an engineer brassica.
Cabbage is a form of cabbage. By the way, Ted is
kind of they have NGO status as well. Somehow, you know what I
mean? I'm not quite sure how they did it because they could
very commercial but they have some kind of that's why that's
why Ted NPRs is beauty types of kale.
Kale has the most nutrition per calorie of any plant. The B
vitamins will protect your brain cells and your mitochondria.
Vitamins A and C support your immune cells. Vitamin K keeps
your blood vessels and bones healthy. And minerals are
cofactors for hundreds of different enzymes in your body.
Why is she shouting? Well, because she's programming you
know have more kale. Now when I heard that not eat more kale,
but have more kale. I felt it was time for this.
So have more kale, have more kale, have more kale, have more
kale, have more kale have more kale, you, you, you, you, you?
You have more kale,
you will obey I think that's working well. Or kale. So you
went to the couple's thing. And then you came back and
Emily and I made this and you
felt the obligation to produce a clip.
I thought it worked. I liked this. It's okay. You guys are
amazing. Exactly.
This is a propagating the BS. You know that there's a TV show
called bones. Yeah, I never was about that Aspergers of genius
that dead just good at doing deconstruction. aihole
He's an aihole. Who the bones isn't the bones and aihole or I
think it's something else something of a divine. I don't
know what I'm
talking about. Anyway, no, it's just really a good story. It's
very well constructed. But to break to do that, you know, the
old Oh, that's let's see if we can take pictures. Take a look
outside the lens. See if you can enhance, enhance, enhance, or my
favorite would say we had a couple of years ago where they
got an image of a guy in a window off of a shiny bolt from
a tie.
Enhance zoom in rotate. Yeah,
you can get something out. Anyway. There's all that crap.
This one here was like the eye roll or I have not heard
anything this bad. Probably for two or three years. Why that we
should Brennan.
I was able to restore part of the text from the paper scraps
that you sent me. One contains a fraction 1/3 and the letters A R
G AR. It comes from the word margarine and the 1/3 is a 1/3
of a cup. The papers were from a cookbook, eight different pages.
Is there any way to tell which cookbook? Yeah, I ran the
typeface through the Library of Congress database and I got the
name and the date of publication and a lot of tips on how to cook
for prisoners. It's the Gordon institutional recipe index 1993
edition. I ran.
I ran the typeface.
It's zing, zing bats. It's diff whips.
I ran the tight faces. I've read Congress's database. This
database by the way does not exist, obviously because there
was no such thing. She ran the typeface and she got the date of
publication. Give me a break. What kind of idiots do they
think the public ed are?
Say it again? Say do the line.
What kind of idiot Do you think the public are? No, not
that one. I mean, what she did,
she ran the typeface through the Library of Congress database.
Perfect. Nailed it.
What a crock
butter. It was margarine. I knew that word was margarine. I ran
it through the typeface database. Perfect. I gotta keep
going. Remember Bill Edelen. Will Bill William. He's one of
our producers who called in to the Shannon Burke show and tried
to promote us and he stumbled all over scripts and stuff.
Yes, we need better actors. So he's back he's back
and and he says look, I've got my script and I'm really trying
but it's listening to this guy. This radio host shows you
exactly what's wrong with mainstream programming
like Scott legend dangerous conversation. Also, I do listen
to Scott legend game changers conversation. I also think you
need to listen to no agenda podcast was Adam curry and John
sees a voice for
the guy got grown and it gets worse. This guy Shannon Burke in
the morning, everybody never want
to expand for you. They'll analyze the news stories. So
Paul, you're right. Yeah, that's a good idea. I should spend some
of my time talking about fucking C span. No. Dude, I'm not
talking about the the scam with the media. Okay.
I am the media bill. Right.
I'm scamming you right now. No, no, you're not you're you've got
your very smart man. And that's why I'm telling you this because
I think if you really listen to the lead and listen to the no
agenda podcast that you see in these patterns, They talked
about okay
I'm a very very well and highly educated man a highly degreed
and very good job bill.
I like it when they irritate other hosts that's good well
that's better but I can't believe the guy keeps him on you
know this is really good. It's like just keeps on irken
this C span so he's obviously heard the show of course thinks
we listen to C span too much. Yeah, he's highly educated man
doesn't need anything like this. Okay, well, so I got a variety
of weird clips. Okay, and one of them I went with a gun this is
not doesn't I'm there's no follow up on this clip. It's
just something that I found interesting. Some years ago, my
wife actually pointed this out to me that I kind of developed a
actually wrote an article about it about the certain women in
Berkeley, that she always refers to as Hummers as what? Not
hammers because they always hum when they speak, and they can't
and they never stopped talking. There's always noise coming from
them. And it goes like this. I let me do a hobby a Hummer for a
second. Well, Adam, been around.
Oh, I know what that is. I know what that is. That's women who
don't want to be interrupted. So they, they keep emanating a
sound.
So I found that the new editor of the New York Times is a
Hummer is a slow speaking member, I would just slap my
head and say, Oh my God, this woman has got to be the worst in
a meeting and she runs meetings all day. Just play the clip,
chief among many other things. She joined the times from the
Wall Street Journal in 1997. Joe Abramson, congratulations and
welcome.
Thank you so much, Jim.
First, just on on the personal level, what does it mean to you
to become the executive editor of the New York Times?
It means the world to me. This is great. Oh my god.
No way. It was funny by when she finishes this little, little
chit chit chat here. He freaks because he's got her obviously
on a whole block. She's blocked for like the ad blockers. Right?
So he's, he's listening to her going like this. He's going Oh,
my God, I Oh, God. I'm gonna get nothing from her. And I've got
her schedule for 10 minutes. She's a Berkeley Hummer. You can
hear him panic after she goes through this little humming
number right here
by heron, Manhattan. And the New York Times was workshopped in my
family and what?
Oh, wait a minute. This is unbelievable. I've never heard
this in my life. John, she's, it's like she's on Skype. You
know what I mean, when sky draws out like that? Oh, my God. Can
you imagine living with this woman
that time said was true, was the truth. And so I became an avid
reader of the paper as a young school kid, and it seems
scarcely believable to me that I will hold the top editorial
position in the newsroom.
Did you ever find yourself longing to be the boss or
dreaming about it? Or
she's already freaking here? He's like, What am I going to do
with her? Questions hilarious. We need here to do a jingle for
me.
I mean, is this is this a fulfillment of something that
you saw coming sometime? You didn't know when but maybe
I did that. That's a great description. I hope that it
would come. Like definitely it was a maybe new because I worked
so closely with Bill as his managing editor. I got to see
his job up close and how much fulfillment he got from that.
And we both working together got such a kick out of running the
news report that sure on certain days, I would think boy, it
would be nice to have that job. But being managing editor for
news was a very sweet job itself. Significant. I'm coming
this went on, by the way and on and I didn't clip the whole
thing. That's fantastic. A Berkeley, your New York Times
editor are in chief that she is the one with this I'm going to
do a story
everybody hello
so you can thank you know when you read you know you've just I
just want I think I don't know she's probably a nice enough
person is for a Hummer and but she is like she's the one that's
you know calling the shots for all the centrally setting the
agenda this woman is setting the agenda for national news yeah
I like it that she's perfect for that on the topic of Chem trails
I am the thank you Jim my n the it's like a Buddhist monk.
Exactly. She's like probably is Buddhists yes be I'm
doing the Gregorian chant. I am running the New York Times. I
love it. Good call clipper the day already. Yeah, I give that
one to you right there off the top. Yeah, there
goes my book review.
Hey, you know, I went to Hey, you better take your meds slave
you gotta take because if you don't take your meds, Anderson
Cooper will show you what it's like to live with voices in your
head.
I'm gonna put these earphones in there. I'm trying to do a series
of tests. Okay, so now hearing sort of whispers and voices in
my head and the first test is number puzzles. Do you suck and
they know it.
This is a whole piece of English isn't this Anderson Cooper is
going to show what it's like to live with psychosis. And he puts
headphones on this is a scientific test. They're talking
to him. Yeah, they're saying that he sucks and apparently
that's what his voice is saying you suck. And then he's asked to
do some tasks like walk around on the street and do puzzles and
fold paper.
Well he's got
and so we get a mix of
people walk around listening to music on their iPads or I you
know that I funny you
say that he brings this up this right?
Okay, so I did this test for three minutes and I did not get
a single one. It's very hard to it's hard to concentrate when if
it's like music or something. If V For God's sake, just listen to
it. It's very hard to it's hard to concentrate when it's like
music or something constant. It's easy but people talking to
you is very difficult. Shut up. Listen, I have to be over people
I know and I have be as mad as the little earpiece where the
producer is literally talking to him while he is talking and
counting them down into commercials and right it's a
skill it's a skill then handling questions all kinds of stuff
happens and he's actually very good at this. Yeah, but Tom
Brokaw was
very Yes is the he is lying to the public when he says this is
distracting him he is trained not to be distracted by this
sort of thing.
And he's saying that he's getting nothing right? But also
I like I like the what they've made up is like the voice in
your head is apparently saying you suck you're no good
all humans kill all humans. Shut up. Shut up. Back to the voices
now. It's really distracting. And by the way, shut up common
thing that the producers yelling your ear Yeah, exactly. Shut up
now. Do not touch that stop
this is a brilliant piece. I could not make it oh well it's
in the shownotes the link to the video looking at this is edited
believe me.
Easy. You want to touch that? I can't do this. But it just it's
really hard to it's hard to focus when kind of people
whispering to you and talking to you. Be
now he's on the street. And there's whispering just come
clear. With echo Anderson kill broth kill brah Hey, give me
give me yesterday's paper. He asked for yesterday's paper to
prove that he is now insane from the voices for yesterday's
paper.
Yesterday's New York Times Now let's get today's it's really
it's incredibly distracting on the street to have somebody talk
in your head and it makes you feel completely isolated from
everyone else around you and you don't want to engage
conversation with other people you kind of find yourself
wanting to engage in conversation with a voice in
your head because they're constantly
How about audio books? People must be must go on shooting
rampage is when they listen to Audible. That shit should be
outlawed
talking to you and everything they're saying relates to things
that you're actually doing they're criticizing things
you're doing it's like every somebody's taking a course
watching you.
Your mother hates you, Anderson commenting on
what you're doing and you can't help it. I literally find myself
wanting to kind of respond to them
you'll always be second rate Anderson wolf makes more money
than you
kind of tell them to be quiet and it's it's incredibly
unpleasant. This is a very very unpleasant experiment. Back up,
stand up now. This is crazy. And why does it have to be this kind
of Long Island woman and stand
up backup do this now I'll cut you off. I'll cut you off
20 3040 Stand up now it's okay Anderson. And pacify. And that
just went on for hours and hours. I did only clip two
minutes of it. He like five minutes of him walking around
trying to fold paper.
Anyway, this is the same messaging we're gonna have to be
stuck with this. Yeah, I'm afraid so isn't all the rest of
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When I wake up in the middle of the night. I get up and I do
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do something productive. Yeah, write an essay a bit. Yeah,
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I've done that. You know, it's just really got something
planned. In fact, something planned is kind of interesting
because it leads into if you're not if you're kind of finished
with that thought I have the I have the something planned.
There's a couple of clips I found in the library that I want
to play. But let's and there's two of them. There's one called
mass destruction if you play that.
Okay, and where's this from? Do you set it up? We go right into
this well, not the second one I'm gonna set up but this one
here. This is this was after remember the Christmas bomber,
this there was a whole bunch of a bunch of Senate hearings and
all the rest of it right after during the month of January of
this year, which is almost a year ago. Now. We this is the
kind of news story that was playing in mass destructions one
of them
being here. Let's start with your assessment. Actually 14
months ago, is there any doubt in your mind and I'll begin with
you Senator Graham, but either of you that the threat remains
as you assessed it, then that within the next four years, it
is likely or more likely than not that some terrorist
somewhere in the world will use weapons of mass destruction.
If anything, the odds that we gave a year ago which was more
likely than not have probably gone up in the past 14 months.
That is it is higher than just a straight slightly more than 5050
I love all the numbers I love 14 months the odds 5050 You know
isn't again,
by the way, and we have to remember that they've redefined
now weapons of mass destruction to include just about anything
sort
of they're going to carry out the I think includes my ass. I
think
I don't I mean, they had this guy in Oregon, just this crazy
thing that happened in Oregon is weapons of mass destruction. So
I just I mean, everything's a weapon of mass destruction. If
something didn't blow up a cat
someplace on Earth, a terrorist group would use a weapon of mass
destruction
or what is it dude, I can predict that? Hey, something's
gonna happen. It's like what
right okay, stop the clip. Stop the clip. Okay, so let's go just
take it to another level then to the second which is the homeland
attack clip. No, and let this one die. Do you need this app?
This was done at the Senate. This these are our leaders in
January over the end of January very first part of February
almost a year ago. These are our leaders predicting the future.
Not with a bunch of vagaries. But they're these are like the
head of the CIA, Panetta, the head of the military
intelligence, the head of the Joint Chiefs and the dead at
intelligence go between guy the whole group is being grilled by
Dianne Feinstein and they are telling us exactly, definitively
what's these are our leaders telling us what's going to
happen and when it's gonna happen, play it.
Oh, intelligence to the head of the CIA. They were all in
agreement. Listen.
What is the likelihood of another terrorist attempted
attack on the US homeland in the next three to six months? high
or low? Director Blair? attempted attack the priority is
certain I would say. I would agree with Mr. Molar. Agree.
General first. Yes, ma'am. Agree. Mr. dinger? Yes.
We have all these guys. They're just all pointing to the one
guy. I agree with them. Yeah. Hey, what do you say, by the
way, great leaders of our country
hinterland.
What happened? Yeah, well, we
had the owner attack.
Stop. No, that didn't count. It was certain that within six
months three to six, actually, it would have definitely we'd
have a horrible attack on the country, the homeland. It was
totally certain where is it? It was three months ago. It should
happen. Hey, we're
disappointed. Tammy, I'm
just wondering who these guys why are we paying these people?
Love it when you get pissed off? That's kind of funny. No,
seriously,
they're getting hundreds of 1000s of dollars to give us bad
information. Why are we paying them
to give us bad information? Don't you understand? Yeah,
that's our leadership. You know, that was kind of fun. Certain
I agree with him. Yes.
What happened? What he said. But I love now how they're bringing
the Cosby thing in now. And this is this is gonna be very
interesting. And then we have what is that? How does that fit
into it? I think everyone's going to blow our heads up. Your
brain just implodes?
Well, no, I think it's because Cosby is essentially portrayed
as a white privileged black. Yeah, good point.
It just accentuates it because he was
you might as well get him out of the way. Not that he may have
done we've talked about this Mimi and I talked about this was
her thesis about you know, if you're a comic you get you can
get laid no matter what yeah, get laid no matter what. So
what's the deal and so it came to mind I don't want to sounds a
little gruesome or a little. I'm gonna go a little bit. To some
people. Some listeners, this may be a little off color, but play
the first let's play this clip Cosby's latest story.
comedian Bill Cosby has facing his first lawsuit resulting from
the new wave of allegations over the drugging.
Three lawsuits that he settled out of court and sexual
assault of more than 20 women. Plaintiff Judy hath is suing
Cosby for allegedly molesting her 40 years ago when she was 15
years old. The suit claims Cosby forced her to perform a sex act
on him without her consent. Her complaint says the incident has
caused quote psychological damage and mental anguish in the
decades since it comes one day after Cosby resigned from the
Board of Trustees of Temple University amidst mounting
claims from women who have come forward to accuse him of being a
sexual predator.
And I want to before we go off color so to speak, it feels to
me like this is been planted at this very moment to get this
going. For the reasons you just said, Because Cosby is seen as a
white privilege guy. All right over to you.
Yeah, I'm a big sometimes we may be go overboard with our
analysis but I think that's potentially the case. But let's
back up and the latest woman and download was this one but the
ones she was on with on MSNBC are one of these shows and she
was yakking away about the same thing at forced oral sex I
guess. But then they asked her the question. Were you drugged
and ever drugged? And yes, apparently the main thing that
was going on these lots of is oral sex and all this other
stuff, which seems to be ancillary and they just throw it
in there. I'm not even sure anyway, that is actually true.
But the drugging seems to be a consistent yes thing consistent
pattern. Yes. I always dry woke up in the morning I woke up he
was you know, taking my panties down putting him up. We don't
know whatever the case was. You don't wake up you these women
were bitching it the next day, but they're there are there are
a group of people in the world that are necrophilia acts. And
there was a book
of all of all the things all right, yeah, I'm with you. Yes.
Jimmy Savile? Hit me with it.
Now, there's a lot of people out there that are neck Well, Jimmy
Savile? I don't know if he's necrophilia. But there's a lot.
In fact, it was.
Yes, that was one of the main topics that he but he was he
went to the talks
about this, it's you can look it up and then deal with it in your
own time. But whatever the case is, nobody likes to talk about
this. There was a very famous guy who was indicted for
killing, almost killing his wife with an overdose of something or
other insulin, I believe. And there's a biography written this
way where this comes from where I got this concept, and Mimi
agrees with me. And the concept comes from this there was a book
that was in New York City that had been about to be published,
went through the lawyers and in the book, they accused the guy
who was the who kept knocking his wife for a loop. And then I
guess having sex with her of being a necrophiliac because he
was part of a sex club. And there were plenty of sex clubs,
especially in the 70s and 80s. In New York, before aids came
along, which ended all these sex clubs. There was a number of
open sex clubs and there was a necrophiliac club, or maybe more
than one. You've talked about this. Yeah. What was it guy who
ran it was Tennessee Williams, the playwright was all in his
book, I'm
writing this down, hold on, what is the name of this? Why
did I find out about this? Because I had one of the editors
of one of the big publishing companies, as a friend of mine,
to this day, tell me that this was the big buzz in the
publishing community in New York, because every publisher
knew about this information. But it was kind of like the crazy
information you get when you're in the news business or if
you're in a publishing business that just doesn't make it into
the book because the lawyers say no. Well, this when I thought
about the necrophilia Club, which was apparently meet met
every Wednesday, once a month or something like that, and at a
mortuary and then they would have the bodies that they
thought were appealing lined up, and then these guys would go at
it. And it's a disgusting, disgusting thing to discuss to
talk about. But it seems to me that Cosby may be and if
anybody's not going to talk about something because there's
something worse to talk about. If you're going to be like just
a rapist. That's one thing. But if you're going to be a
necrophiliac the potential for really the humiliation is
extreme. And I don't know I'm just saying that you've had to
into and this is what it sounds like to me. Now I want to have
sex with somebody that is that it has no resistance whatsoever.
And I think by the way, these people like to roofie women are
necrophiliac themselves, fairly sick. Yeah, but Kevin
experiences that.
We should try it and find out I'm not going to okay, I
remember you've you've told this story on the show before many,
many years ago about the Bible club about the book in the club.
What was what is the name of this book? Do you remember?
It was one of the it was one of the biographies of Closs von
Bulow.
That's Yes. Oh, man, it's coming back to me.
And I think they off handedly accused him of being a member.
Well, there's no proof of any of this. And everybody's dead set.
Von Bulow is an old man living somewhere out of nowhere. I ran
into him once at a
at a club in New York by any chance.
I was at some dinner at some restaurant and somebody said,
and I wasn't really too familiar with whoever I can't remember
who I was with his class von Bulow just sitting right behind
you.
And I act like you're alive,
and I turned right around.
You do one of those. Just to come back. Jimmy Savile was has
been accused by Paul gamba cine who's a fellow BBC radio
presenter of being a necrophiliac No, okay, and he
was in all these hospitals all the time, but the kids you'd be
with the kid and then you go over to the morgue and
that's the most disgusting imaginable person. Yeah,
children. God, it's not even it's like borderline crazy to
think about it. Yeah, I know. But anyway, that's that's the
that isn't something to discuss. And we this is the kind of
dinner discussion we have.
On the I love that you say Mimi agrees which means that most
guys because I need some backup, you're not gonna say anything.
We need a jingle for this. Now crow philia justice thought, I
think there's probably more of them out there than we'd like to
imagine shaka laka Boom shakalaka Boom shakalaka and
Boom shaka laka. And
with that, I'd like to thank you for your if you told me to play
Oh, I thought there was a long one first and then Booker T
Booker T.
Just check back on the on the Turks. Well, this morning, we're
talking with Jr Jackson, who's our longtime producer. And he
was saying you know, every network and station covers Black
History Month in the same way you find out about Booker T
Washington in like little snippets, etc. Over and over and
over and over.
Okay, I understand I had misunderstood what you were
doing burger burger. Yeah, that's a way to celebrate Black
History Month. All right. Call the guy Booker T.
Yeah. Hey, I thought it was insulting to all black people.
It was insulting to me. Booker, Booker T. Washington. Are you
kidding me chunk. Like goodness.
And when you say that you when you're saying his name you
wouldn't be you would not that's not what you're gonna slur you
don't do that because it's Booker Booker. Yeah. It's not
hard to say Booker
Booker. And that'll do it for our special 2016 cresteds crack.
crassness Christmas edition. The no agenda shows big thanks to
Sir Ramsay Kane, of course, for putting this all together and
giving us Tegrity giving us a day off we really appreciate it
appreciate all of the all of our producers as well who came in
and helped us out with some support. Yeah, antastic and not
tomorrow you're in Los Angeles, right?
I'm in Los Angeles going to actually have a no agenda meetup
for anybody listening and want to hear this part of it. It's
going to be the citizen bar and restaurant at six o'clock on I
think it's 184 it's I don't think it is I want a four North
Cannon Street in Beverly Hills. And it'll be in the paddy on the
back. So when they when they're supposed to be good. So that
should be really wish I could be there not because the whole
family is there. Correct? Yeah, everybody. Oh, man. I'm sure
Mimi will love meeting some of her Facebook friends.
You noticed she missed her face? She was at the thing event in
New York. Yeah. Facebook friends. Yeah. But now she's
really active. Now. She's really all over it. Maybe somebody's
defending your honor. I might add, though, really? Well. The
way I see it, I find the whole system over there the Facebook
system useless.
All right, say what you want. And we will return on Thursday
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