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Now what do we want to do at the
end here? Adam curry, John C.

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Dvorak. It's Thursday May
5 2016. And time once again for

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you get donation media
assassination episode eight to

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two.

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This is no agenda.

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sipping wine from a boxing,
eating cheese on a stick and

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broadcasting live from the
capital of donation frog's legs.

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Paris, France in the morning,
everybody. I'm Adam curry.

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And from Northern Silicon Valley
where I have no such pleasures.

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I'm John C. Dvorak.

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In the morning, there we go.
Finally we did it morning. A

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couple of false starts. Yes, I'm
in Paris, France. We are live to

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tape.

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Live to tape. Live to tape every
so how's the weather?

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Oh, the weather is almost
perfect if it was like five

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degrees, eight degrees warmer
Fahrenheit. That is about 61.

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But this one is when the sun is
shining is dynamite. Dynamite. I

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tell you the city of love city
d'amour. Which tourists, which I

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gotta tell you, the French are
really nice to us the air there.

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They claim they're tourists
businesses have been hit by

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big time. We took two Ubers but
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we have breakfast, and I'm
trying my friends. And I I've

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always understood if you at
least try then you know they

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appreciate it. And they'll
usually say something really

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fast and you go with a pilot
flew a lot of miles he will play

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and then they'll just start
talking English to you. So big

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warning about two things about
the pig pockets. The guy could

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not stop he's like please,
please, please, we're so happy

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to have you here. Please be
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crazy. And he said his
Brazilians who are doing it here

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in Paris.

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Well, Brazil has a reputation
for a group it's like it's not

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Gypsies in the old fashioned
sense but there's a lot of that

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criminal activity street
activity pickpocketing in Brazil

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it's a very high I've never been
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there a lot but I I've seen
movies and it's horrible that

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there's been movies where they
just strip a guy and you're

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naked. They take everything
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even even in the Eiffel Tower.
They everywhere signs like

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please, please please be
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pickpockets. And they work in
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Gangs right? No they distract
you with this has been going on

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in Paris for a long time but
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Yeah, it is apparently bad.
Let's see what I learned a

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couple other things. So the
pickpocketing Oh, and a couple

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of producers that emailed me
about this about this is this is

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another hustle and other scam
where either a young woman or

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maybe a couple of kids will run
up and they say you American you

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American and you say yes. Then
they'll say oh, you know, here

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pledge and have like some
tattered piece of paper and you

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know, pledge some money or
something. You know, if you

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write in the amount, then the
kids will start pestering. You

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have to pay now and drag it
towards the ATM. There's like 18

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different scams, but they're
they're specifically for

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Americans. And sure shoot and we
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there's like, Hello America and
America and I'm like 90s button.

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So okay, just kept on walking.
My name is Hans, as it is. But

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anyway, so we were we took an
Uber back. We took an Uber from

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the from the Eiffel tower to the
Musee d'Orsay, which is mind

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blowing. Thank you very much for
the recommendation. i There are

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no more Monet's left in the
world. I don't think they're all

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there am Rodin sculpture
sculptures and Van Gogh and many

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of the classics the Van Gogh's
you go Holy shit. I've seen that

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all my life and here it is. Yes,
you're hearing well, that's

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kind of amusing. Since there's
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We didn't I know we didn't go to
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Oh, yeah. Well, the Van Gogh
then there's one out in the

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sticks someplace which is even
got a bigger collection from

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what I

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can tell. But the but forget
that by Monet's were just

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unbelievable. Just so beautiful.
To Oh, beautiful. But anyway, so

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we took this Uber and the kid
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me might have been my age from
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and he's really funny. But he
says, You know, I've been here I

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moved from Morocco when I was
seven. I've been here 3040 years

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whatever it was. Because and I
really thought Americans were

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kind of douchebags that they
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we're assholes and and he said
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I found out that Americans are
really nice people and we're so

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happy to have you here because
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alone in tourism he said

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so now's the time to go Yeah,
I'm always says some horrible

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event. Go then.

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Yeah. And everyone is really
nice and happy we're here you

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know. Beautiful, and even my
crappy ass. You know, grade

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school French. Anyway, yeah,
that has been fantastic. It's

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really been great. And we got a
couple more days. And we have a

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special episode of the show
today, which was compiled for us

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by Sir cyber. And he did the
previous version of this which

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is kind of a lot of our gags and
jokes and funny moments from

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mine. It's it's hundreds of
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listening and plug stuff in. I'm
not quite sure its processes.

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Actually. I think you sent me an
email maybe I'll if I have any

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spare time. I'll put it in the
show notes, his process and how

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he put this together. But it is
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Yeah, it's kind of weirdly funny
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humor that he can compile. He
apparently likes to funny parts

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of the show. And I guess we
every show we have one or two

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moments where something
hilarious happens and these put

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them all on one show and now
he's updated that which is what

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we're going to hear now.

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Yeah. Okay, so are we going to
come back? Are we going to

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break? Yeah, we'll

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come back right in the middle of
it. I could discuss a few more

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things maybe a little more about
your trip to Paris and then ask

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for some contributions, so we
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well let's see what he's got for
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Here he is sir. cybers. No
agenda funnies part two.

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CBS News contributor Michio Kaku
is a physics professor,

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which means he knows nothing
professionally Professor really?

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About climate

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at the City College of New York.
Good morning. Morning.

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So what's causing all this?
Well, the wacky weather couldn't

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get even wackier. Rob

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That's when I perk up.

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Holy crap. When did he become a
broadcaster The Morning

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everybody. My daddy was a
beetle.

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I don't know why I said that.
But that's what they do at the

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Well, let me just say that I
think you've been busted. By

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whom? Me.

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I wait a minute. Don't you get
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you doing some? I guess
moonlighting doing some show

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play that play that clip and
tell me this is a new gold show.

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Intro

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gold show intro. Okay. What is
this?

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My name is Adam. Though many of
you know me as adult film

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producer Seymour butts. You
might remember me and my loved

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ones from the reality series
family business. Welcome to our

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new show. Come on talkback go
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Oh man, what is this earring on?
This is so cool you. That's why

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I'm here. We're doing another 13
Series episodes in the series.

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And I wish I was Mr. Seymour
butts.

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And by the way, you might as
well play this little clip here

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which kind of proves it to me
which is the Adams show recipe

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for success. Someone's getting
cornhole today like a recipe for

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success to me

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Wait a minute. This is going in
the evergreens John, the

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question is okay, you know,
maybe I'm busted but what are

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you doing finding this stuff?

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I have my sources

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oh boy well does actually kind
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nice because exactly like you
and the guy looks like all lanky

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guy. Everything looks exactly
like you except you got some

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sort of thing some. It looks as
though he took some sort of news

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skin or something and put it
around his eyes and let it dry.

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So I've got these really old
beat up eyes, but except for the

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eyeballs. Nice. This is you.
That's right.

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That's me. You got me. I'm
busted. We already said or I

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think one of the one of the
thesis we discussed was that

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this was going to be a war.
Goodbye love and joy. You look

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hot. You look la hot. Alright,
sorry. This was going to be not

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just the

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at the studio doing the gold
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Get those girls in line.

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Was there anything you wished
you'd said Rachel when he

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finished and you went home and
he saw the reaction, and

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everyone giving you a hard time
it's almost anything you wish

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you'd said when you remember
Nika. Why

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people the whole world say it's
a racist word. My module around

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to talk to 1000s That was not be
changed. around I think

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this is I love this thank you
for finally putting it on

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mainstream television that the
word nigger is no longer racist.

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It started 10 years ago, it's
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staatsballett and GG a nigga,
what does that mean to you that

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that way of spelling it? What
does that listen to Pierce is

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moron an idiot? What does that
mean? Does it hurt your feelings

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mean to you? That means a male,
a male Exactly. A black man, a

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black man. Doesn't mean a black
male. No, any kind of man. Thank

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you black or white, black. Any
kind of Chinese can say. Yes,

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Chinese. Thank you. Yes, my
Chino Nagler. That's my Chino,

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nigga. Thank you. Thank you,
Rachel, thank you for finally

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putting that straight. It's
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time I condemn the woman now.

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I could say that. Rappers and
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Yes. But Nigar Nigar advise you
not to be by black people,

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because they're not gonna have a
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But the two different words,
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community. Know.

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He's such a dick.

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He's an idiot. My favorite. Now
as it turns out, the couple

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things I get out of this one. I
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either term if they're white,
and that would be aimed at you,

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please. Because see, see, this
is what the problem will be. But

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why do you think take it upon
yourself? Everywhere. Use the

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word constantly when we check
into the airport tomorrow hoping

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Yeah, you should do that to the
TSA. Please let

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me go. I can't raise my hands
above my arm on my shoulders.

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Please. You have to keep you
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What is wrong with that?

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It will for one thing it
requires enunciation to to get

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it straight. I'm good. There's
always a problem with not black

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or white. Everybody has a
problem enunciating. So that's a

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problem number one. And number
two. It's a bold Chris. She's

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not a gatekeeper of anything.
Are you she's Emily Post. She

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says it's okay. Emily, this
woman, she's a teenager. And

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you're saying oh great.

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I can use it. Yeah, I want a t
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please, that's what I want.

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Okay. Oh, somebody in the
audience will make that for you.

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And you have to wear it around
text no problem.

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No problem. I'll even go I'll go
outside of Austin even and

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sometimes I can be a gay white
guy. Or I can be a over the top

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black woman.

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I had never heard any of these
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did I please Oh yeah. You say
that all the time. And I

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got a an email from our
producers who was shocked

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shocked that I did this.

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Yeah. Okay. And did it I was
shocked to please sort of OH MY

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please. What have we come to me

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here to be clear as a black man,
I don't have a problem with

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people sounding Jack ASOs saying
nigga I'm particularly sick of

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this overly sensitive liberal BS
about words that hurt. My gripe

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is only that Adams hunky asked
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when he says it. At the risk of
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Adam, Adam, please stop. You're
a tall white guy who made and

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blew millions of old media
ghetto pass revokes. Well, you

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I'm sorry. I will now that my
ghetto pass has been revoked. I

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just like to know is there a way
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back that's all like she's gonna
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donation there's a way that I

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can get my my ghetto pass until
that until then. My my black

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friend has revoked my ghetto
pass this I take seriously,

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everybody else everybody else
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their ghetto pass or it for the
ghetto pass. That's like taking

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my gypsy ring. So I'm done.

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Hey, guys just wanted to donate
as it's been a while. And guilt

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has been eating me away. Oh, no,
that's bad. You guys make my

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commute very entertaining. And
all the hookers. I give rights

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to really enjoy the show.

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doesn't really say that. Yeah.
So wait a minute. So he's

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playing the show while that was
given the hookers rides.

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Yeah. But he's got give rides to
in quotes, which I'm not going

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to get into. I don't know quite
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trucker. I don't know. He might
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I mean, he's out in the middle.
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a trucker would live. If you're

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a hooker and you listen to the
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make you an honorary hook. We'd
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honorary. So I can't

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I can't wait to bring this up at
dinner. This will be a lot of

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fun. Hey, hey, how about about
the got any babies and

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incubators on the floor?

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PAL this you can really you
might kill your dinner thing

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going with Disney. That's known
that according to ask him read

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through here the wiki page on
this is quite good. And then you

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have the clips so you I would
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John John stop egging me on. Are
you insane? I'm not gonna I

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gotta be careful here.

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Let's just read the wiki page
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there and it just I here's what
I would ask. I'd say oh, good to

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meet you. Oh, he'll known Yeah,
yeah. You know, I remember that.

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Deal with that girl that the
ambassador's daughter with a

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phony testimony that she did.
That was great. I apologize for

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that.

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No, no, I think I'm gonna it's
gonna be different. So we'd like

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can you pass the potatoes? I
think they've been incubating in

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the pot long enough. Oh, don't
drop them on the floor. Nice

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baby potato. Chips I dropped on
the floor that we're incubating

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in the pot. Oh yes, I feel
they're gonna they're gonna tar

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and feather me and run me out of
town is what's gonna happen.

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of them. Remember this,
including that guy? Yeah, so I

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was at the EFF thing. And
there's what real cutie comes up

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to me says so what do you do?
And I said, podcasts. I'm a

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podcaster. And so she just
turned her walked off. It's very

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strange.

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Never ever, ever say that. That
is that's you might as well say

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I pick my nose and eat the
boogers. I mean, it's a horrible

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thing to say. I'm a podcaster
Well, I guess I'm sorry. I have

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to go poop now. They'll do
anything to get away from you.

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Hey, the the poop project what
is this the poop project? Poop

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project nonsense. The poop
project.org The poop project is

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a grassroots organization
pushing for change from the

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bottom up. We create art social
media and educational

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experiences that heal the
cultural shame keeping potty

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Tech Talk taboo. Our words?
Yeah, our work promotes critical

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conversations about sustainable
sanitation for the person,

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planet and world community. The
poop project is a fiscally

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sponsored

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arity No. Onion.

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No. The poop project is a
fiscally sponsored nonprofit

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through Fractured Atlas. This is
a real this is a real

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organization that is on the
climate march website, John.

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It's real. The poop project is
dedicated to growth. I already

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read that part. Why talk about
poop for our bodies rather than

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accepting a world that makes us
feel guilty for doing something

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everybody does. We could be
creating a world that is

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hospitable to the reality of
having a body and all of its

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needs. Don't poop. The problem
we have become disconnected from

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it don't stop pooping.

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There's no reason to poop. If
you leave it in there long

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enough it'll finally digest
itself.

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It's been a while but finally I
feel I can play this jingle

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again. Detective Dookie police
SBU special Cooper's unit this

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is real people. This is what we
this is real money that is going

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to this real money. It's real.
Real money. It's real. This is

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this is a this is this is like
comedy.

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And that is why personally I
cannot be a part of network

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funded by the Russian government
that whitewashes the actions of

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Putin.

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Putin. I love that that's so
sexy. Putin she says when she

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says Putin, Putin, Putin.

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Putin the actions of Putin.

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No, she's just proven. He's cool
as poop can like kick 10 No, she

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does not pronounce the T she
says poo and like pooping. Just

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play it again. Elizabeth Poon

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that whitewashes the actions of
poo. Poo. Poo poo. And she's

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proven proven. Proven pullin.

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There's a student video. Gotta
get a hold of I have it right

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here. Oh play

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climate change and how to slow
it. This is the first place

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winner Mizel have a little
listen to one minute and 15

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seconds climate change how to
slow it down. First place

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climate change category world of
7 billion student video contest.

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May of 2014. That's a cow
farting. Green guys. You know,

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no, I'm telling you start this
video. There's a cow farting.

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And the end the fart turns into
a cloud of methane. Yes, I'll

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read. I'm not kidding. You hear
you hear the cow farts? Listen,

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it started again. Here we go.
Eight farts and the cloud says

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greenhouse gas methane.

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Oh, let's get rid of cows.
There's one Another one here,

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which is maybe it's called
something else Miss American

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sleaze balls. That's okay, I'm
gonna

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see if I can read down that low
that one while we play the intro

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clip one intro clip one.

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Thomas Edison judged America's
first beauty pageant in my

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state. Can you feel the
electricity in my name is

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Rebecca Jackson, Miss Delaware?
Listening to your phone calls

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from the nation's capitol?

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Just kidding. I miss District of
Columbia. Once most famous for

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the Fountain of Youth now we're
known as America's weirdest

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state. I am Miss Florida
Miranda. From the landing for

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free and the home of the brave.
I'm ready to hit it out of the

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park tonight. Miss Georgia that
Wait a minute.

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Did I hear Miss Washington DC
say from the Capitol? We're

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we're listening to all of your
calls. Yes. She should have one.

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That's funny. Well, I'm sure all
this material is written for the

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girl. Yeah, of course. But every
time they did not announce

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themselves, and then they soon
as they said their name, then

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they start dancing, like
lunatics.

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It was it was dumb. And then
some of them were outside. So

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they had really crappy light.
And they didn't want to go

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there.

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But there was one whole scene of
about 10 women that were all

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backlit.

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See them? Don't look at them.
Because you can't unsee it.

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Yeah, it was bad. I was really.
Yeah, we did see that.

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And so did you get that in the
clip down? Yeah, I got it. Okay,

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so let me get the name of this
guy. That guy who do they get

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these did show us to have a you
know, used to have Bob Barker.

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It was a very, and Bob Barker
was always seen as a kind of a

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womanizer. The other co host is
Bob Barker dead. Did he die? No,

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no, you can look him up and see
Bob Barker was he also didn't he

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always sing a song at the end? I
owe the

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the Miss America song right?
Yeah. But he wasn't he The Price

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Is Right guy.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he was
just apparently he's sleeping

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with everybody. Even though

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he was the half of his day.
Basically. Let me see. Bob

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Barker. I think he's still
alive, man. Yeah, according to

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the Wikipedia, he's still alive.
Age 89 I bet he's still nailing

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him.

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Well, you baby yeah, you get
into it. Who is this guy? This

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douchebag that's the host on
this thing. He is gay. And then

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all the judges were gay. Me It's

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become judges who are the
judges? Oh, they

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have me they gay. They're so gay
was ridiculous. And even the

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woman was gay. The female was
she's what she but yeah, but she

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was one of those Holly Hunter.
What's your name type gave women

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are very different to their
teeth a little bit

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like a lesbian? Yeah, yeah.

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He talks like this. Here we go.
Let

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me see I got I got the judges
here. Carla Hall. Oh, Sam

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Haskell is he's the host. Yeah,
I think so. Yeah. Oh, Lance Bass

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was a host. Yeah. No, he

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was a judge a judge. Yes. He's
gay. Yeah, you know, these are

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out gays. We're not talking.
We're not making stuff they

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should put us on. Yeah, well,
that would work it's rig. And

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I'll tell you why it was rigged.
Let me take a play the

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sleazeball thing where they were
were you listen to the whole

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thing that I'll give you my
analysis at the end. Miss New

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York

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TV host Julie Chen revealed that
when she was starting out for

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career reasons, she had plastic
surgery to make her eyes appear

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less Asian. What message does
this send to young women?

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Personally, I don't agree with
plastic surgery. However, I can

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understand that from the
standpoint but more importantly

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I've always viewed as Miss
America as the girl next door

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and the girl next door is
evolving as the diversity in

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America evolves. She's not who
she was 10 years ago and she's

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not going to be the same person
come 10 years down the road. So

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I wouldn't want to change
someone's looks or appearance.

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But definitely be confident who
you are. All right, Mr. York.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you so much, by the way
for recording this for me. This

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is a true delight.

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Ladies, one of you six will get
a question. Unfortunately five

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of you will be eliminated from
this competition. The next and

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final question goes to finalist
Miss Florida Miranda, come on

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over pin downs gun.

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What Hold on a second. What did
she say?

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Dierdre downs gun.

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Let me just replay that.

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She looks like Jodie Foster and
then talks to her teeth.

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Okay anniversary of Dr. King's I
Have a Dream speech and we have

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an African American president.
Yet minorities still have

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disproportionately low incomes
and disproportionately high

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unemployment and incarceration
rates. What should our nation do

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to address this issue?

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I actually came from a home that
my file my father is unemployed,

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it took a lot for me to be able
to stand on this stage. So I

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truly represent that middle
class blue collar family that's

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working hard to make their kids
be able to have all the

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opportunities in the world. So
that comes from we need to have

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more jobs because Florida

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I'm sorry, are tough. Thank you
very much. Hi, congratulations,

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Miss Florida. This time, it's a
time to answer. Don't make me

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the bad guy. All right, I'm the
bad guy. Have you all made your

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choices? Let us know and hashtag
this America. Bring it on.

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All right. All right. Let me let
me tell you what I've discovered

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in this fine piece of
journalistic research that

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you've committed for us.
Jebediah. First of all, this

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makes no sense to for the Asian
girl who was talking about

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plastic surgery, and I'd saw
these girls and I think many of

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them have had the work done.
Just just, you know, just a

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glance of you know, 1520 minutes
they've saw the show. I

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disagree. And I think it is a
mistake to say that Miss America

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is the girl next door. Under no
circumstances do I want the girl

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next door in a bathing suit. We
in America we want hot chicks on

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stage. This program is
misogynistic. It is anti women.

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It is almost like Islam.
subjugating women to cheap

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pieces of meat on stage who we
then make dance and insult to

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injury. They gave one girl twice
as much time as the other.

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You nailed it and here's the
times they had four women come

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out. And OCO. Miss Oklahoma was
long winded 20 point 42 seconds

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I timed these answers

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because you know there's nothing
else to do.

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Miss Minnesota comes out 1379
She's in she's out she's good.

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Miss California they girl the
two two comes out at 94 Miss New

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York the winner. I had to
timings on her but the most the

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most conservative timing she was
on for 2279 he cuts off Miss

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Florida at 2169 Yeah this is a
scam okay one of them miss New

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York that attractive you know
could be I think there's more

447
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,400
attractive Indian women but
she's got a bad looking girl.

448
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:21,270
She was talking about
multiculturalism that is so

449
00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:25,770
great. Miss Florida was talking
about unemployment. Yeah, now we

450
00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:31,830
can have rooted get booted by
this douchebag you can watch the

451
00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:34,830
red light and he jumps on it
because he's as he's an obvious

452
00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:39,840
robot. It was the worst show
ever. I think Donald Trump is

453
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,020
the only one who benefited from
it does here's my prediction by

454
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:46,410
the way. They created a bunch of
bogus hatred of calling the

455
00:28:46,470 --> 00:28:50,190
Indian woman a terrorist and an
Arab on Twitter which is just

456
00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:53,730
douchebags on Twitter. It
doesn't mean anything. I believe

457
00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:57,390
that she will quit she will not
finish her term as Miss America.

458
00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:57,870
Oh,

459
00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:00,810
this is one for the Red Book.
John Red Book. Wow. Red Book.

460
00:29:00,810 --> 00:29:03,510
Yeah, red book entry as of
today, that way they can make a

461
00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:09,900
big stink about it right because
she was bullied. Exactly. Okay,

462
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:15,120
so we put in the Red Book. The
reigning Miss America will not

463
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:19,380
complete her term. Which of
course means that the runner up

464
00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:21,480
will take the crown who was the
runner up John?

465
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:26,280
I don't remember the show
sticking none of them are good

466
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,550
Ms. Man was sitting there the
best looking one and the

467
00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:32,430
smartest. She's standing there
holding the bag is a sixth

468
00:29:32,430 --> 00:29:32,760
place.

469
00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:37,260
And I love that wasn't Miss
Kansas, the one that the which I

470
00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:41,550
have to say they use very
appropriately for PR one with

471
00:29:41,550 --> 00:29:45,330
the tattoos and she she was in
the Navy. She's a naval

472
00:29:45,330 --> 00:29:49,020
reservist. And by the way, let
me just say you want Miss

473
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:54,630
America. That is pretty much
every American boy's dream of

474
00:29:54,630 --> 00:29:55,530
Miss America.

475
00:29:57,510 --> 00:29:59,220
A girl who shoots a girl

476
00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:03,360
who shoot You know, she's got
tats. You know, she looks like

477
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,760
she could crack your head with
her thighs.

478
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,700
Right. And She probably likes
football. Yeah,

479
00:30:08,730 --> 00:30:12,480
I mean anyone she burps and
drinks beer. And this is a great

480
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:17,310
gal. I mean, what was her
talent? John, what was her

481
00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:21,840
talent? I don't remember I
didn't cheat shattered. Like now

482
00:30:21,870 --> 00:30:24,000
this is what kind of report is
this

483
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:28,050
lab report, as I'm basing my
report on the timings of the of

484
00:30:28,050 --> 00:30:30,840
these answers, that was the
whole deal of the report. Okay.

485
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,640
Well, you can look the rest of
it up now.

486
00:30:32,670 --> 00:30:36,750
You nailed that. I think I think
you've got a good point. Good

487
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:40,980
point. Good work. Thank you very
much. John C. Dvorak, our

488
00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:43,890
correspondent for the Miss
America contest. What will we

489
00:30:43,890 --> 00:30:47,100
have next? Will it be Miss
Universe or what is the next to

490
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,910
meet festival of meat we will be
able to see John,

491
00:30:50,970 --> 00:30:54,420
I have them on the calendar.
There's two there's four

492
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:59,070
competitions we follow. Miss
USA, Miss America, Miss Universe

493
00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:03,150
and Miss World? Yes, yes. These
are the next I believe is coming

494
00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:05,850
up. These are coming together
pretty quickly. I think the next

495
00:31:05,850 --> 00:31:09,960
one is Miss Universe. I think
that is next month possibly. I

496
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,030
have to go look on my Google
Calendar. It

497
00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:17,850
is amazing. The chat room is is
quite entertaining. That was

498
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,720
because every single time I hear
her now, it reminds me of it.

499
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:24,210
Welcome back to Friday
briefings. I'm sorry that August

500
00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:28,500
is over. Oh, in this one time at
bandcamp I don't have anything

501
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:29,370
at the top today.

502
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:33,690
I stuck a flute. I can't help
myself. Now whenever I see her

503
00:31:33,690 --> 00:31:37,800
I'm thinking oh my god, it's
really her from American Pie. So

504
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,030
the big news was

505
00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:40,920
this guy saying yes it is.

506
00:31:41,070 --> 00:31:44,190
But it was a funny movie. Good
work by the way, John. Good. Did

507
00:31:44,190 --> 00:31:45,600
you handle it any discs?

508
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,610
I did. I always hand out discs?

509
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:51,330
And did you have the discs in a
like in a plastic bag? We walk

510
00:31:51,330 --> 00:31:52,380
around with a plastic bag like

511
00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:55,260
in my back pocket quite handily.

512
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:59,430
I just think it's better. Look
if you have like a disheveled a

513
00:31:59,430 --> 00:32:00,060
little bit with a

514
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:01,830
plastic bag. Yeah.

515
00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:04,260
CDs.

516
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:09,360
Hey, look, I'm going forward.
Hey, Dad, I have one of my CDs

517
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:14,850
yet. So Larry Lessig was brought
this story up. And it was kind

518
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:18,480
of funny because he was at first
I didn't get to talk to him

519
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,330
because he had had a bunch of
well wishers a bunch of groupies

520
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:26,730
that were they hanging around
him. Oh, Larry. And so he

521
00:32:26,730 --> 00:32:28,920
finally got away from the group
isn't until we're just standing

522
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,070
around with people that actually
know that guy. And he and it was

523
00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:34,530
funny, because when he said he
just dropped into the

524
00:32:34,530 --> 00:32:37,530
conversation as well. I had a
meeting with the president top.

525
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:43,710
Exactly. And so everybody can
know Him. Just gave him shit for

526
00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:48,270
saying. Right. Oh, that's funny.
I said Oh, really what

527
00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:52,230
President? Everyone else is
hollering so he finally

528
00:32:52,260 --> 00:32:53,220
apologized.

529
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,390
That's great. You guys have a
very entertaining show. So glad

530
00:32:57,390 --> 00:33:02,250
my friend rock Harvey sounds
like a total porn name. Hey,

531
00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:08,700
rock. Everybody rock Harvey is
coming at you right now.

532
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:09,120
Someone's

533
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,600
getting cornhole today. Sounds
like a recipe for success to me.

534
00:33:12,870 --> 00:33:16,050
What is the example of one
version of freedom of speech?

535
00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:17,070
That is not allowed?

536
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:21,600
Well, the yelling fire in a
theater. Yes,

537
00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:24,510
correct. That has now changed in
2013.

538
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:27,420
A gun scare force in Oregon
movie theater to be evacuated.

539
00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:30,510
Last night. Witnesses say an
argument erupted in a back row.

540
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:33,720
During a movie someone thought
they heard the word gun and

541
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,030
shouted the word which caused a
panic.

542
00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:41,610
Somebody heard the word get what
was this? Like? Mic check? Well,

543
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,590
do you everybody yells gun now.

544
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:48,630
Someone thought they heard the
word. God, but what really

545
00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:49,740
happened is even funnier.

546
00:33:49,890 --> 00:33:52,860
Police say there was never a
gun. But some nearby businesses

547
00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:53,970
went into lockdown,

548
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,440
Lockdown. Lockdown our doors.
And it was a little scary at

549
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,050
first. But then when we thought
people kind of leisurely hanging

550
00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:05,670
outside of the theater, we kind
of realized it wasn't as big of

551
00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:07,560
a threat as we thought it

552
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,630
was. What do you think? What do
you think happened? Well,

553
00:34:10,290 --> 00:34:12,630
let me tell you a couple of
things here. First, I noticed in

554
00:34:12,630 --> 00:34:16,860
the last clip in this clip, both
of them had some dingbat woman.

555
00:34:18,570 --> 00:34:22,740
And then one thing that did this
is again to propagandize the

556
00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:26,130
females of this country to vote
Democrats Correct. You put the

557
00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:28,410
women up there and then they
express themselves and if it

558
00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:32,010
goes, Oh, yes, she's she's
right. She's right. Better to be

559
00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:34,980
safe than sorry. vote Democrat.

560
00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:38,580
So what do you think actually
happened in this theater?

561
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,290
I don't know if some guy was. I
don't know. I have a lot of lewd

562
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:43,680
thoughts

563
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,310
but well, your your lewd thought
may be close. Here's the final

564
00:34:47,310 --> 00:34:48,660
eight seconds of this report.

565
00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:52,290
Officers say the whole thing
started after a man urinated on

566
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:56,880
a teenager in the back of the
theater. was

567
00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:00,990
gone. I get it. I It's funny.

568
00:35:03,659 --> 00:35:14,459
I like what a great story Stop
pissing on me the stat okay. And

569
00:35:14,459 --> 00:35:21,119
somehow that led to gun. Yeah,
that's a gun. Wow.

570
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:27,180
You gotta love it. This is
Gambia. Yah. Yah. Jimmy. He is

571
00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:31,560
the president of the president
of Gambia. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy.

572
00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:35,730
Yeah. Look at that you scroll
down. He's with the President,

573
00:35:35,730 --> 00:35:38,760
you see a picture of him with
the president he is wearing. I

574
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,420
think he has the sheets from the
Lincoln Bedroom that he took.

575
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:46,770
And you know, and if you are an
African leader, you can carry

576
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:50,280
sticks and beads. And he's
shaking hands with President

577
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,050
Obama. He's holding his wallet
because you know, the

578
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:54,570
something's about to be
inserted. But look at this stick

579
00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:59,700
that he's holding. Here's what I
think. So this guy, he's

580
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,830
talking, he's hanging out with
his buddies, they're on the jet

581
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,650
and flying to DC, you know,
they're gonna go get a couple

582
00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:07,680
billion dollars, which they'll
pill for most. He says, Hey, I

583
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,700
got a great idea. But I'm gonna
throw on these sheets and see

584
00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:14,070
this, but plug, I'm gonna put it
on a stick and hold it right

585
00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:19,050
next to the President. And he'll
be laughing Look, I think it's a

586
00:36:19,050 --> 00:36:20,310
bug plug on a stick.

587
00:36:22,350 --> 00:36:26,010
Possible. I like it basically
living your life based on

588
00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:28,950
stereotypes that have been fed
her by the media.

589
00:36:29,009 --> 00:36:31,739
Yes. And then I love to say
things like well, I really enjoy

590
00:36:31,739 --> 00:36:34,769
it and everyone's very polite.
And I always take a beat and say

591
00:36:34,769 --> 00:36:40,349
because we're all armed Beyonds
you go first no after you and

592
00:36:40,349 --> 00:36:45,959
this is but you're not carrying
a gun or you don't really see a

593
00:36:45,959 --> 00:36:48,389
need for concealed carry but you
have one in the car and my wife

594
00:36:48,419 --> 00:36:53,489
you know socialist ban the bomb
commie from Holland she carries

595
00:36:53,489 --> 00:36:58,289
a gun in her car. She likes it
that's that just fries people's

596
00:36:58,289 --> 00:36:58,859
brains

597
00:37:03,510 --> 00:37:08,430
keep that sound effect that
sounds exactly somebody's ready

598
00:37:08,430 --> 00:37:14,070
to fry Yeah, no it does it is if
it's yeah okay here's my

599
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:18,000
substitutions essentially
becomes fundamentally okay I

600
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,740
don't need a weird becomes
strange ball why

601
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,140
No, no strange balls is
verboten.

602
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:31,560
No, no strange balls because
that's a trend. I'm using it as

603
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,980
a transition because I can break
the habit of saying that easier.

604
00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:39,660
Why not just say unusual?
Unusual is really what's the

605
00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:43,710
word you're looking to use?
Strange No,

606
00:37:43,710 --> 00:37:44,400
no, no, no

607
00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:45,600
strange Bell.

608
00:37:45,810 --> 00:37:47,070
Bingo. Boom, boom.

609
00:37:48,390 --> 00:37:55,050
Boom. I'm not going to use it.
Strange balls. I would like to

610
00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:59,610
remind people that both Blackhat
and DEFCON were I think both

611
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:02,700
these conferences were started
by a guy who essentially now

612
00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:04,290
consults for the government.

613
00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:06,870
I don't know they were both
started by the same guy didn't

614
00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:10,050
know that. It's possible I guess
why not? Yeah, the two are back

615
00:38:10,050 --> 00:38:12,540
to back which is kind of odd.
But anyway,

616
00:38:12,630 --> 00:38:15,600
people that I talked to say that
this is really a place for

617
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,290
wannabes and weenie boys and I'm
just I'm that's what I what I've

618
00:38:19,290 --> 00:38:22,830
heard. I'm not saying that.
Please don't. You'll find out

619
00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:28,710
tomorrow when your old servers
down. Everything's busted. Boy,

620
00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:30,600
Hurry, take this

621
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,600
poor Maynard. You know, in
Australia,

622
00:38:33,990 --> 00:38:36,060
you're not really gonna make me
play this clip. Are you?

623
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,170
Seriously

624
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,810
just a party, you don't have to
play the whole thing. Stupid.

625
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,260
It's just you have to you I just
liked the clip because you can

626
00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:47,700
visualize it and it's this note
of disinterest. But Maynard is

627
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,340
apparently sitting in his
underwear are nowadays spending

628
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:55,140
most of his time watching this,
I guess it's a website called

629
00:38:55,140 --> 00:39:00,450
topless women read books. And so
some woman is trying to read the

630
00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:05,460
Declaration of Independence in
some disinterested manner, and

631
00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:07,200
so I clipped it's dumb.

632
00:39:13,290 --> 00:39:16,320
It's dumb, when in the course of
human events, it becomes

633
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,550
necessary for one people to
dissolve the political bands

634
00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:25,290
which shows everything that is
wrong with humanity. It's her

635
00:39:25,290 --> 00:39:29,010
boobs are not pretty. She's
sitting there. She's sitting

636
00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:31,620
there reading she doesn't even
understand what she

637
00:39:32,009 --> 00:39:34,889
what she's read is no king
barely pronounced afterwards.

638
00:39:34,919 --> 00:39:38,489
Okay. I think we've got
connected them with another.

639
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:40,050
It's a mockery.

640
00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:43,530
I come to the conclusion that
Great Britain, although I think

641
00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:49,350
we've known this all along is
not very much into the EU for

642
00:39:49,350 --> 00:39:52,380
all kinds of different reasons.
And I realized that they put

643
00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:55,200
Nigel Farraj they have a bunch
of people, there's not just one,

644
00:39:55,470 --> 00:39:58,110
but because the parliament has
some guys, including this guy,

645
00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:01,620
Andrew Duff, who you could look
up to I think they put Nigel

646
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:05,520
Farraj and because he's an
insulting a whole to the EU

647
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:09,720
members entertaining he's very
entertaining but he is not what

648
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:15,270
you would say is a guy who was
sent in to represent the British

649
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,430
as a as a nice people he was
sending and obviously I've been

650
00:40:20,430 --> 00:40:23,160
I've concluded this he was
sending it to be you who he is

651
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,570
he's and he's made the most of

652
00:40:24,570 --> 00:40:27,360
it. Arrogant British prick who's
right?

653
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,090
Yeah and then there's then they
got the other guy who is the

654
00:40:30,090 --> 00:40:34,080
more thoughtful person. This guy
Andrew Duff

655
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:37,200
he's also from UKIP I think
right from the No no, no, no.

656
00:40:37,890 --> 00:40:41,190
Democrat Liberal Democrats. Oh,
Lib Dem. Yeah. And so he's in

657
00:40:41,190 --> 00:40:45,960
there and he is a tremendously
and I don't I'm not giving this

658
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:50,010
clip just to ridicule and make
fun of the guy. But he is one of

659
00:40:50,010 --> 00:40:53,670
the worst stutterers in the
history of Britain, since that

660
00:40:53,670 --> 00:40:55,290
King that they did the movie
about

661
00:40:55,710 --> 00:41:00,690
and as a Tourette sufferer. I
always feel that they are kind

662
00:41:00,690 --> 00:41:08,490
of my, my, my cousin. stutterers
are kind of like the low grade

663
00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:10,320
Tourette's and you don't have
the cool stuff.

664
00:41:11,850 --> 00:41:15,000
Right? I never thought of it
that way. But, but this poor

665
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,150
guy, and the thing that's bad is
he actually said it in his nice

666
00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:21,330
little speech very, very erudite
and all the rest of the

667
00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:23,850
stuttering. But when he
stuttered, you'd have to

668
00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:26,820
actually visualize him
scrunching up his face and

669
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:31,110
looking like he's suffering the
worst kind of breakdown ever.

670
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:33,660
Can we roll? Yes.

671
00:41:36,990 --> 00:41:46,080
Whoa, what I see through the
clouds of tear gas is a

672
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:56,160
democratic Ooh, room Roo,
revolt. Clumsy. Complex, messy.

673
00:41:56,850 --> 00:42:08,580
But also move moving. In style,
it reminds me of Chicago. Paris

674
00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:09,990
in 19.

675
00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:15,180
Are you kidding me? Did you and
did you enhance her hand?

676
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:16,710
Not nothing. Oh,

677
00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:19,590
this is slip? This is so
painful. This is

678
00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:23,460
that this is again? I think is
the British down the EU to get

679
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:23,880
screwed.

680
00:42:23,910 --> 00:42:26,850
Why? Why are they making this
poor man speak at all. This

681
00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:28,650
isn't just be a vote. This is

682
00:42:30,150 --> 00:42:32,880
taken from his perspective.
Okay, so go up there and suffer.

683
00:42:33,330 --> 00:42:36,630
But on the other hand, this has
got to be the cushiest job in

684
00:42:36,630 --> 00:42:40,260
the world. Well, yeah, all the
expenses paid. You got hookers

685
00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:43,260
in Brussels. I mean, the whole
place is just got to be great.

686
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:48,540
So they and they know, no taxes,
no taxes. It's it's a it's a

687
00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:51,630
gym, and he could go get
treatment. I mean, it's not

688
00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:55,770
impossible to solve these
problems. But this is no and

689
00:42:55,770 --> 00:43:00,030
this is not. That's not the
worst one you just heard. It. He

690
00:43:00,150 --> 00:43:03,540
this has not been enhanced at
all, believe it. Or more

691
00:43:03,570 --> 00:43:09,630
impressive. This is 16 is 68.
And,

692
00:43:10,230 --> 00:43:19,590
like the follow through from
such spawn taneous revolts. In

693
00:43:19,590 --> 00:43:22,140
the end is Turkish.

694
00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:25,950
I want to hear the translated
version that they're listening

695
00:43:25,950 --> 00:43:27,150
to on the headphones.

696
00:43:27,779 --> 00:43:30,449
Well, I don't think you know
that. I was thinking about that

697
00:43:30,449 --> 00:43:32,849
too. Because you're always in
these operations. You always

698
00:43:32,849 --> 00:43:34,739
have these things that
somebody's trying to translate

699
00:43:34,739 --> 00:43:38,519
this is possible the translator
can't understand a stutter.

700
00:43:38,519 --> 00:43:41,549
That's possibility. No, but this
guy's been there for a while. So

701
00:43:41,549 --> 00:43:45,269
I'm sure that's been solved.
I'll bet that the translation

702
00:43:45,359 --> 00:43:48,389
for this guy speech is
fantastic. Because generally

703
00:43:48,389 --> 00:43:51,839
speaking, speaking Americans and
British, our language is so

704
00:43:51,839 --> 00:43:55,559
compressed that it's hard to
translate it to a lot of these

705
00:43:55,619 --> 00:43:59,789
verbose languages. This guy if
you really listen to his the

706
00:43:59,789 --> 00:44:02,369
number of words he gets out,
when he finally gets them out,

707
00:44:02,429 --> 00:44:07,349
it's very slow, which has got to
be great translations. Oh, wow.

708
00:44:07,859 --> 00:44:10,889
Did you say that I can imagine
some Arab listening to him not

709
00:44:10,889 --> 00:44:12,089
knowing his stuttering.

710
00:44:12,930 --> 00:44:15,900
Right, just thinking and they
have a weird way of talking,

711
00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:18,930
don't they? And what does it
sound like when when you have an

712
00:44:18,930 --> 00:44:22,920
error of who stutters do we? Are
there such things? They could

713
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:30,300
all be stuttering. Akbar, Akbar,
we would know you're right. I've

714
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:34,110
never I have no idea. The net
effect was if you are a law

715
00:44:34,110 --> 00:44:37,770
abiding citizen of this country,
going about your business and

716
00:44:37,770 --> 00:44:42,480
your personal life, you have
nothing to fear. There you go.

717
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:46,290
If you're a law abiding citizen
of this country, and you're

718
00:44:46,290 --> 00:44:50,100
going about your business, you
have nothing unfair. However, if

719
00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:53,580
you'd like to download weird
porn, or if you're cheating on

720
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:56,820
your wife or your husband of
maybe you're cheating or you're

721
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:59,580
driving too fast, or you could
be breaking the law in many

722
00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:03,210
ways, You'll come down on the
wrath of God and chop your

723
00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:08,520
fucking balls off. Nothing to
fear about the British state or

724
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,250
intelligence agent, nothing at
all about the British state or

725
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:14,640
the intelligence, listening to
your, the contents of your phone

726
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,130
call. I'm sorry, I almost
flubbed it. They're not

727
00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:19,950
listening to the phone. I mean,
the content of your phone calls

728
00:45:19,980 --> 00:45:23,190
or anything like that, indeed,
you'll never be aware of all the

729
00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:28,650
things those agencies are doing.
To stop your identity being

730
00:45:28,650 --> 00:45:30,330
stolen, protecting you

731
00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:32,670
haven't done a very good job of
that even

732
00:45:33,450 --> 00:45:38,010
a terrorist blowing you up. To
be blown up by terrorists. We

733
00:45:38,010 --> 00:45:41,820
have thought that many times,
but if you are a would be

734
00:45:41,850 --> 00:45:45,180
terrorist, then we're going to
fuck you up. Or the center of a

735
00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:48,630
criminal network or a foreign
intelligence agency trying to

736
00:45:48,630 --> 00:45:52,650
spy on Britain. You You should
be worried because that is what

737
00:45:52,650 --> 00:46:00,840
we work on. And we all spice and
now we have our our new girl on

738
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:05,640
the block. Jen Psaki God and
Jen,

739
00:46:06,060 --> 00:46:07,350
as your dog and this woman.

740
00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:11,760
Yeah, no, I have to because
there's something about her that

741
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,280
I love and hate at the same
time. She's

742
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,280
like, she's like big nurse in
the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's

743
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,430
Nest. She's got this nice
powerful because like she could

744
00:46:20,430 --> 00:46:23,850
just crush you. Yes. But at the
end like you're a little kid

745
00:46:23,850 --> 00:46:25,680
because she talks to everyone
like they're six.

746
00:46:25,710 --> 00:46:28,770
Yes. I didn't work out so well.
The other day sit

747
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,010
down and be a nice boy, aren't
you? I think she's a dominatrix.

748
00:46:32,010 --> 00:46:32,100
Yeah.

749
00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:38,640
This this is I think what I'm
feeling I'm seeing her in. Yeah,

750
00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:42,420
like a dominatrix outfit with
boots. With leather. Yeah, went

751
00:46:42,570 --> 00:46:45,360
and I have an orange ball in my
mouth. I'm not quite sure what's

752
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:45,870
happening.

753
00:46:46,950 --> 00:46:47,940
Yeah, that would be right.

754
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:52,620
And you're not after the show.
And you're not in my fantasy.

755
00:46:52,890 --> 00:46:54,600
Yeah, that would be true. Right.
But

756
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,290
now James

757
00:46:55,470 --> 00:46:56,430
might be filming it.

758
00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:03,870
Today is quantum dawn to which
takes place

759
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,190
quantum Dong.

760
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:12,030
Almost quantum Dawn, as in
quantum dawn. Shall I tell you

761
00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:14,640
something? Here's what they
messed up with this thing. They

762
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:20,070
should have Korean Dvorak doing
the play by play voiceover have

763
00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:22,920
started yet? No, no doing that
voicing your highlight Kathie

764
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:28,050
Lee and do that. Was that
counseling and Regis? Do they

765
00:47:28,050 --> 00:47:35,730
used to do that? Yeah, yeah. No,
unreached gay cops. They're

766
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:43,050
doing? No, no, you're doing I'm
not expected. You're supposed to

767
00:47:43,050 --> 00:47:48,060
be doing the Alexander the great
historical stuff. So obviously,

768
00:47:48,870 --> 00:47:52,080
and here come the soldiers.
Ladies and gentlemen. John, what

769
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,360
do we know about the historical
significance of gays in the

770
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,080
military?

771
00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:59,970
Well, most militaries were
extremely gay. It seemed to

772
00:47:59,970 --> 00:48:03,390
solve a number of problems. And
by the way, this is Obama

773
00:48:03,390 --> 00:48:06,840
talking about the odds of
getting killed by terrorists.

774
00:48:08,070 --> 00:48:11,160
We're gonna live our lives and
the odds of people dying in a

775
00:48:11,340 --> 00:48:15,420
terrorist attack, obviously, are
still a lot lower than in a car

776
00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:16,500
accident, unfortunately,

777
00:48:16,590 --> 00:48:22,500
unless you're Michael Wait, wait
a minute, wait a minute.

778
00:48:22,950 --> 00:48:24,000
Unfortunately,

779
00:48:24,509 --> 00:48:27,689
live our lives and the odds of
people dying in a terrorist

780
00:48:27,689 --> 00:48:31,769
attack obviously are still a lot
lower than in a car accident,

781
00:48:31,769 --> 00:48:32,459
unfortunately.

782
00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:40,440
Wow. You've already set it up
like crap and I'll give it to

783
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:46,500
you then. Damn. Well, there's
more. There's more, but I didn't

784
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:49,590
hear the unfortunately the first
time around. Listen to this.

785
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,700
When you asked us to remove high
fructose corn syrup from your

786
00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:57,780
play original and like we were
like, Sure, no problem. And you

787
00:48:57,780 --> 00:49:01,080
were like, thanks. But what
about sick and creamy and whips?

788
00:49:01,410 --> 00:49:05,340
And we were like Done and done.
Now it's out of everything. Yo

789
00:49:05,340 --> 00:49:10,050
playmaker, and you are all Yeah.
And we're like, is it just us

790
00:49:10,050 --> 00:49:13,530
resistant, a really good
conversation. You were like, I

791
00:49:13,530 --> 00:49:19,080
want to talk but my mouth is
over to play. It is so good.

792
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:21,810
You had me it's thick and
creamy.

793
00:49:22,529 --> 00:49:25,679
Obviously sugar industry finally
got there.

794
00:49:25,980 --> 00:49:28,440
They got their idea. They got
the right people to getting the

795
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,340
right message out. And they use
sexual overtones. It's perfect.

796
00:49:32,340 --> 00:49:32,610
Yeah,

797
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,990
yes. Tons of it and just kind of
that sound like she's got the

798
00:49:36,990 --> 00:49:38,370
decay in her mouth. Yeah, before
a

799
00:49:38,370 --> 00:49:39,570
referral curve. We

800
00:49:39,570 --> 00:49:45,180
go crack and creamy. Who was the
who was the actress? Lisa

801
00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:49,680
Kudrow? Oh, yeah, she and she's
kind of She's sexy in a kinky

802
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:50,160
way.

803
00:49:50,910 --> 00:49:54,120
Jesus. Yeah, I guess that's
probably one way to describe it.

804
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,390
But that commercial is a work of
art. Yeah. In terms of

805
00:49:57,390 --> 00:49:58,170
propaganda.

806
00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:03,840
Well, It's what it is. It's all
propaganda but that's okay. But

807
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,350
Lisa Kudrow? Yeah, she's funny.
I like her.

808
00:50:07,919 --> 00:50:10,859
Yeah. And she's the one I could
pull off the mumbling sound

809
00:50:10,859 --> 00:50:11,399
while she's talking.

810
00:50:11,430 --> 00:50:14,250
And I don't think people
understand that, you know, the

811
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,150
the sex thing is huge. And these
commercials, and I'm in the

812
00:50:18,150 --> 00:50:22,530
weight room. thick and creamy.
Like, yeah, I want

813
00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:25,590
because my mouth is full of
thick and

814
00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:30,090
creamy. Write that down as a
potential show title, John thick

815
00:50:30,090 --> 00:50:36,090
and creamy here. You know, this
was his documentary did. Yeah.

816
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,000
1.2 million viewers for CNN.

817
00:50:39,839 --> 00:50:42,629
But let me let me see what the
public at large is very

818
00:50:42,629 --> 00:50:43,139
interested in.

819
00:50:43,170 --> 00:50:45,780
Well, let me see what Yeah, but
let me see what the demo was.

820
00:50:47,730 --> 00:50:53,520
It's like, I'm in the demo.
Well, let me write that down on

821
00:50:53,520 --> 00:51:00,000
one second. 53. Well, there's a
couple of things. There's a

822
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,640
couple of things here. One, this
is on a broadcast show. I

823
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,420
believe this is an extortion
vehicle. As as they all are,

824
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:10,650
Monsanto's not advertising
enough. Let's go.

825
00:51:11,430 --> 00:51:13,890
Wait, let's let me play the
other kid. I've gotten this is

826
00:51:13,890 --> 00:51:17,790
straw boy. This is another one
of my favorites. A young man

827
00:51:17,790 --> 00:51:22,080
left a message for us the other
day. Oh, wow. The kid sitting

828
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,770
around playing with his green
army men and thanks. I gotta

829
00:51:25,770 --> 00:51:28,200
call up NPR. I gotta sit them
straight.

830
00:51:28,229 --> 00:51:36,869
Hi, I have some exciting news to
report. Oh, good is that my name

831
00:51:36,869 --> 00:51:40,139
is Milo founder and spokesperson
for an environmental

832
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:45,449
organization. And I live in
Longmont. Governor Hickenlooper

833
00:51:45,449 --> 00:51:48,629
just finally recognized my
organization with a

834
00:51:48,629 --> 00:51:54,419
proclamation. My organization is
be stressing. Did you catch

835
00:51:54,419 --> 00:51:55,649
that? B straw

836
00:51:55,650 --> 00:52:00,210
free 12 year old Milo Cress is
disturbed by how many drinking

837
00:52:00,210 --> 00:52:02,070
straws people use and toss.

838
00:52:11,490 --> 00:52:13,380
I'm telling you, this has to
stop people

839
00:52:13,439 --> 00:52:19,139
be straw free. I don't know who
they're extorting on that one.

840
00:52:19,649 --> 00:52:21,929
Straw. Maybe they want to get
him back into the game. I

841
00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:24,630
have no idea. It's a seven
minute report. But that's not

842
00:52:24,630 --> 00:52:28,710
the point. Man is that seven
minutes on NPR?

843
00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:32,010
Yeah. Clip of the Day hit it.

844
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,170
Oh, man, I wasn't I was not
expecting that. Thank you hold

845
00:52:37,170 --> 00:52:44,700
on Well, I'm the straw

846
00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:45,390
three.

847
00:52:46,590 --> 00:52:50,550
And so the some of the proposals
we've seen now are talking about

848
00:52:50,820 --> 00:52:56,550
the even deeper cuts in programs
like Headstart, even deeper cuts

849
00:52:56,550 --> 00:53:00,450
in education support even deeper
cuts in basic science and

850
00:53:00,450 --> 00:53:06,270
research. And that's like eating
your corn seed.

851
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:18,030
I think the expression is eating
your seed corn. Corn seed. It's

852
00:53:18,030 --> 00:53:24,600
really funny. In the corner,
like no, the IPCC their new

853
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,380
report was leaked leaked got
leaked. Yes. And it got leaked

854
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:32,460
to Mother Jones of all people.
Oh, what a weird coincidence and

855
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:36,660
they have five terrifying
statements in the leaked Climate

856
00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:40,050
report. Are you ready to be
terrified?

857
00:53:40,470 --> 00:53:41,400
I'm ready.

858
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:47,730
Terrifying Fact number one.
We're on course to change the

859
00:53:47,730 --> 00:53:52,680
planet in a way unprecedented in
hundreds to 1000s of years.

860
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:59,730
Leaked Fact number two, ocean
acidification is virtually

861
00:53:59,730 --> 00:54:04,410
certain to increase. I love that
virtually certain What does that

862
00:54:04,410 --> 00:54:08,190
even mean? Virtually? Surely
cert what does that mean? means

863
00:54:08,220 --> 00:54:16,770
making it up. Terrifying facts
number three harmonica. Long

864
00:54:16,770 --> 00:54:24,810
term sea level could rise to be
five to 10 meters. That's 30

865
00:54:24,810 --> 00:54:32,370
feet by the way. Long term.
Yeah. 10 meters is 30 feet. But

866
00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:39,870
this by the year 2100. John, so
Okay. Frightening Fact number

867
00:54:39,870 --> 00:54:45,390
four. This implies of
substantial melting of the

868
00:54:45,390 --> 00:54:51,570
Greenland ice sheet. And
frightening Fact number five.

869
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:02,700
Much of the carbon we've emitted
It will stay in the atmosphere

870
00:55:02,730 --> 00:55:08,610
for a millennium. There you go.
There you go

871
00:55:16,199 --> 00:55:22,349
why can't we have that?
Congress? That is cool. This is

872
00:55:22,349 --> 00:55:24,629
the BBC report which I found
hilarious

873
00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:26,910
George Clooney is a spy.

874
00:55:28,470 --> 00:55:30,330
That's how it started sums it
up.

875
00:55:31,710 --> 00:55:36,570
I have a video here of one of
the Swedish morning shows and

876
00:55:36,570 --> 00:55:40,530
they're all very excited about
the President and the First Lady

877
00:55:40,530 --> 00:55:43,560
and they will come on over to
hang out and Sweden and and so

878
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,110
what do you do on a morning TV
show when you know and you have

879
00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:48,930
like the full staff and you
think kind of like Good Morning

880
00:55:48,930 --> 00:55:52,140
America. And you have your
select celebrate ease and

881
00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:56,520
they're coming on what would you
do? You know to make to get

882
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:59,220
everyone kind of into the whole
vibe of the Obamas visiting,

883
00:55:59,610 --> 00:56:02,580
you'd have Michelle come on and
cook something

884
00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:07,710
oh very close. They didn't have
Michelle Come on, but they were

885
00:56:07,710 --> 00:56:08,370
cooking some

886
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:13,230
stuff in your tank that
President Barack Obama I provide

887
00:56:13,230 --> 00:56:16,170
the list of Cormac is sound the
president tanta, so you have a

888
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,560
than our son dalata And of
course branch This is my sister

889
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:23,370
nice and man. The only poor
forbid in Valletta. MCAST Yes,

890
00:56:23,700 --> 00:56:27,270
then you'll miss them because I
think I see macaroni and cheese

891
00:56:32,010 --> 00:56:33,510
and then they go on to explain

892
00:56:35,820 --> 00:56:39,060
the fitness Chanda Merrick gets
the magic now load on the show.

893
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:40,860
You know what she's saying
there, don't you?

894
00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:44,490
She's talking about how great
macaroni and cheese mac and

895
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:50,280
cheese macaroni and cheese
shatter melt together mac and

896
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:53,250
cheese mac and cheese Mac is
exactly what she said.

897
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:57,600
She said this is the national
dish of America. It's cheap

898
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:02,550
macaroni and cheese cheddar
cheese melted together. It's

899
00:57:02,550 --> 00:57:06,450
exactly what she was saying. How
sad is it that that is now our

900
00:57:06,450 --> 00:57:11,040
national dish. Local story. Okey
dokey.

901
00:57:11,550 --> 00:57:14,640
KTVU News has learned of
disturbing new information about

902
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,910
a deadly pedestrian accident in
Berkeley. The victim was well

903
00:57:17,910 --> 00:57:21,300
known psychology professor Joe
loved who was out for his daily

904
00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:24,840
walk. The 98 year old professor
was struck and killed back in

905
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:28,650
April while in the crosswalk at
Sacramento Street and Bancroft.

906
00:57:28,980 --> 00:57:32,430
Police said the driver 56 year
old Robert Gilchrist of Oakland

907
00:57:32,610 --> 00:57:36,390
was legally blind and driving on
a license and had been suspended

908
00:57:36,390 --> 00:57:40,560
14 years ago. And they say he
may have been eating a bowl of

909
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,600
macaroni at the time of the
crash

910
00:57:43,530 --> 00:57:50,160
your slaves the mac and cheese
macaroni and cheese melted

911
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,890
together mac and cheese mac and
cheese mac

912
00:57:52,890 --> 00:57:55,770
and cheese that a day goes by
that I don't receive a picture

913
00:57:55,770 --> 00:57:59,940
of some mac and cheese memes
somewhere in the universe. I

914
00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:01,920
mean while there is other stuff
going on in the world, ladies

915
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,480
and gentlemen, and it's back

916
00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:16,140
hey, when you want to wage war
on somebody what you need is a

917
00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:19,890
study. And whether you're doing
a study on chemical weapons or

918
00:58:19,890 --> 00:58:24,060
whether you're doing a study on
the future fan of families,

919
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:28,410
which was a study commissioned
by PE t a PETA known as the

920
00:58:28,410 --> 00:58:31,350
people's ethical treatment of
animals. Let me tell you what's

921
00:58:31,350 --> 00:58:37,350
going on. The latest scientific
evidence, John evidence the

922
00:58:37,350 --> 00:58:44,610
sciences shows that sons of
pregnant women who consumed

923
00:58:44,610 --> 00:58:50,910
chicken are more likely to have
a smaller penis. What? Yes, if

924
00:58:50,910 --> 00:58:54,660
you are pregnant and you eat
chicken, specifically chicken

925
00:58:54,660 --> 00:59:00,120
wings. According to the study,
your unborn male child is more

926
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,520
likely to have a small penis.

927
00:59:03,330 --> 00:59:04,980
Does that explain the Japanese?

928
00:59:06,540 --> 00:59:07,920
Did they eat a lot of chicken?

929
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:10,980
No, that's the point.

930
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:13,620
I'm just I'm just telling you
the news.

931
00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:16,470
Well, that's the war on chicken.
I think I think you might be

932
00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:19,410
right. I had to. I don't want to

933
00:59:19,410 --> 00:59:23,550
know you do want to know this is
funny. Because we were trying we

934
00:59:23,550 --> 00:59:25,950
were trying to conceive
Christina and of course you know

935
00:59:25,950 --> 00:59:27,780
you had a certain point you're
going through tests and

936
00:59:27,780 --> 00:59:31,080
everything. And you know
obviously they like they check

937
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,870
my my sperm. They're like, Dude,
you really gotta lay off the

938
00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:36,900
weed man. Your sperm swim in
backwards like okay, so I

939
00:59:36,900 --> 00:59:39,570
stopped smoking weed for a day.
So you had stone

940
00:59:39,570 --> 00:59:45,420
sperm, sperm, and man which way
but the way you go this way,

941
00:59:45,810 --> 00:59:52,980
go towards the light. Oh, the
wrong way, man. And so for

942
00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:56,670
weeks, I had to take a sample to
the hospital but I was on MTV

943
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:59,280
and I was living in Jersey had
to drive into New York. So I

944
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,910
would have to Get a sample in
the jar, keep it under my armpit

945
01:00:02,910 --> 01:00:08,190
to keep it warm. And I had the
the MTB guy hair and the leather

946
01:00:08,190 --> 01:00:10,920
jacket and everything I'd have
to go to the nurse isn't like,

947
01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:14,880
here it is. Guess what, I guess
what I just did.

948
01:00:15,870 --> 01:00:22,170
Hey, let's get that jerked off
Curry's gum and again today. I

949
01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:27,180
think that you have now by doing
going, going back to the well on

950
01:00:27,180 --> 01:00:31,320
Fukushima, and actually becoming
an Obama but literally on the

951
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:31,830
show.

952
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,430
When I'm fighting

953
01:00:35,430 --> 01:00:41,310
the other stuff, the other one
you mentioned. Like, I don't

954
01:00:41,310 --> 01:00:42,090
know what's happened.

955
01:00:43,050 --> 01:00:45,960
Wait a minute, I'm going I'm
going back to the well saying

956
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,400
that this is bullcrap.

957
01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:51,690
Yeah. But it's like you you're
you're compounding your your

958
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:56,490
position on these things. It's
just like, this is not the atom

959
01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:59,970
we expected. But the flying
saucers and the cars that run on

960
01:00:59,970 --> 01:01:03,540
water. And some of these other
crazy things. Well, wait a

961
01:01:03,540 --> 01:01:06,300
minute, I want the car on water
back to that.

962
01:01:08,370 --> 01:01:11,370
No, I want I want my pickup
truck to run on wood. That's

963
01:01:11,370 --> 01:01:12,330
what I want the gas.

964
01:01:12,779 --> 01:01:15,179
You could probably work that
out. I mean, there was a lot of

965
01:01:15,179 --> 01:01:19,979
cars that were running on would
have to have a fireman in the

966
01:01:19,979 --> 01:01:20,309
back.

967
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:24,570
So here it is, according to US
Army General, which is actually

968
01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:30,510
he is Major General. Albert and
stubbled bind the third retired.

969
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:36,240
This situation is he know about
part of a committee study. Oh,

970
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,780
I'm glad you asked. He has a
website. And because now if I'm

971
01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:41,910
tracking these things back I
gotta find out where it came

972
01:01:41,910 --> 01:01:46,530
from. So I'll play you his his
little clip, which is it's a

973
01:01:46,530 --> 01:01:49,350
video clip and they've edited it
where he literally jump edits,

974
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:55,530
like blink blink blink. But
listen how it starts off. Ladies

975
01:01:55,530 --> 01:01:59,970
and gentlemen, be very afraid.
We have alternative news for

976
01:01:59,970 --> 01:02:04,890
you. Mainstream media is
covering this up. Very, very

977
01:02:04,890 --> 01:02:09,420
dire situation, Fukushima. Now
you see big nuclear clouds on

978
01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:15,480
the screen. Listen to him. He's
standing in his barn I think

979
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:16,260
outside

980
01:02:17,490 --> 01:02:21,480
this this is the intro music.
Major General Albert and

981
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,130
stumbled on the third by the
way,

982
01:02:23,129 --> 01:02:26,429
great name. If you add the third
after anything, it's like oh

983
01:02:26,429 --> 01:02:29,729
man, he's been in this for a
long time. This is the guy.

984
01:02:30,359 --> 01:02:34,259
Major General Albert instable
bind the third Mises guy

985
01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:39,420
retired in 1984. I know he's
also known for his interest in

986
01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:41,670
parasitology. Don't get

987
01:02:43,830 --> 01:02:47,910
me army retired. I'm the
president of the natural

988
01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:52,170
solutions foundation that don't
don't go googling yet. I am

989
01:02:52,170 --> 01:02:57,120
deeply worried about your health
and the health of your family

990
01:02:57,390 --> 01:03:02,460
because of the Fukushima
disaster. My specialty is

991
01:03:02,460 --> 01:03:08,730
intelligence. Intel. I warned
you of the dangers of the swine

992
01:03:08,730 --> 01:03:12,120
flu vaccine. And you stayed away
and grow

993
01:03:12,150 --> 01:03:14,010
that thank you for saving me.

994
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,470
Yeah, geez. I'm glad he's the
one he's the guy who

995
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:20,370
warned you of the dangers of
GMOs genetically modified

996
01:03:20,370 --> 01:03:25,440
organisms. And now today there
is a powerful movement to get

997
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:29,190
them out of our food supply.
Thank you General Major General

998
01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:32,010
retired off of this planet.

999
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,830
So while this is playing John go
to

1000
01:03:35,010 --> 01:03:37,590
low enemy I want to throw
another little tidbit in here.

1001
01:03:38,009 --> 01:03:44,249
Just go to his website first.
Gen bert.com Okay, hang on BRT

1002
01:03:44,249 --> 01:03:46,409
Gen Bert not calm No,

1003
01:03:46,410 --> 01:03:52,650
I'm warning you of the greatest
danger to your health and the

1004
01:03:52,650 --> 01:03:57,120
health of your family. Oh God in
human history. The four simple

1005
01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:04,260
steps guys take for your family
and your health. The situation

1006
01:04:04,260 --> 01:04:08,400
is frankly quite dire dire. And
that's an underestimate

1007
01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:14,520
underestimate your email now so
that I can send you my vital and

1008
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,550
lifesaving estimate of the
situation

1009
01:04:17,790 --> 01:04:23,400
free of charge free of charge.
Thank you You're all gonna die

1010
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:29,400
Okay, so this is the guy that
was was the staring at goats

1011
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:29,850
guy.

1012
01:04:30,540 --> 01:04:32,490
Oh, really? Yeah, he's

1013
01:04:32,730 --> 01:04:36,420
he says he was gonna have
psychic warfare when he was in

1014
01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:40,350
there. He's the one this this
guy evolved into unit US

1015
01:04:40,350 --> 01:04:44,070
military project to create a
breed of Super Soldier and have

1016
01:04:44,070 --> 01:04:48,270
the ability to become invisible
and walk through walls. Stubble

1017
01:04:48,270 --> 01:04:51,390
buying reportedly attempted to
walk through walls himself and

1018
01:04:51,630 --> 01:04:56,490
success. Oops.

1019
01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:02,520
I had asked the CEO AAA to
prepare a DVD,

1020
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,970
a DVD, which would have

1021
01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:14,160
specific instances of evidence,
large evidence victims, and what

1022
01:05:14,490 --> 01:05:18,960
what we see means what
pinpointed eyes mean, what the

1023
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:25,440
convulsions mean. A number of of
aspects and we received that

1024
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:29,280
this morning. And it's
horrendous. I was quick. So

1025
01:05:29,310 --> 01:05:33,780
we're having that DVD multiplied
and we're gonna multiply every

1026
01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:37,890
member of the Senate and
possibly members of the House,

1027
01:05:38,070 --> 01:05:38,310
but

1028
01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:40,680
Well, I was listening to Fox.

1029
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,690
I'm so sorry. So sorry to hear
that. Yes.

1030
01:05:45,870 --> 01:05:48,690
And there was an Anthony Weiner
was on Oh,

1031
01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:51,750
wait a minute. Are you grabbing
my clips for the day here? Are

1032
01:05:51,750 --> 01:05:54,720
you trying to usurp me Devorah
like what do you got?

1033
01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:56,400
A play it?

1034
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,760
Well, I'm looking for your clip.

1035
01:06:00,180 --> 01:06:01,560
No, no, it's your clip.

1036
01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:05,850
You're actually you're actually
going to get my clip.

1037
01:06:06,180 --> 01:06:09,900
Yeah, yeah, I didn't figure I
had to make the clip because you

1038
01:06:09,900 --> 01:06:10,440
had it alright. It

1039
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:15,150
wasn't Fox. It was MSNBC. That
was the those facts what news?

1040
01:06:15,150 --> 01:06:16,020
Are you breaking here?

1041
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:20,340
What I'm trying to get at
Anthony is what drives you.

1042
01:06:20,370 --> 01:06:26,400
Okay, tell me that questions as
you're pursuing that question,

1043
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:30,480
Anthony. I mean it from a
psychiatric level. I don't care

1044
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:36,690
what your psychiatric questions
I know what you're doing. Being

1045
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:42,750
You are being driven by some
kind of demons. And they asked

1046
01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:45,750
me a question, or do you have me
on a harangue with a split

1047
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:49,170
screen? This can be good TV for
anybody. All right, you know

1048
01:06:49,170 --> 01:06:51,690
what I think we got about 20
seconds left. So here's here's

1049
01:06:51,690 --> 01:06:58,920
what I'd like you to stay if you
will. It will continue this

1050
01:06:58,950 --> 01:07:02,970
online and you can use writing
down line nobody watches the

1051
01:07:02,970 --> 01:07:04,710
show. What do you think so you
can say whatever you

1052
01:07:04,710 --> 01:07:07,020
want, right? So I'm just gonna
stop it here because the

1053
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:10,560
maniacal laugh was kind of the
best part but forget what he

1054
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:14,490
did. maniacal laugh is kind of
the giveaway. It's a it's it's

1055
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,950
but let's play a little party
again, because it's actually

1056
01:07:16,980 --> 01:07:20,610
this is not a normal laugh that
this is a maniacal laugh. This

1057
01:07:20,610 --> 01:07:21,210
is like something

1058
01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:27,600
you are being driven by some
kind of demons and you want to

1059
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,630
ask me a question, or do you
have me on a harangue with a

1060
01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:33,960
split screen is can't be good TV
for anybody? It is

1061
01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:41,010
no, here's Yeah, yeah, that's
that's the laugh of a man at the

1062
01:07:41,010 --> 01:07:46,200
end of his rope is totally here
is and Leo isn't known Obama but

1063
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:49,950
here's his his dismay and
disappointment and how he

1064
01:07:49,950 --> 01:07:52,890
explains that in 15 seconds,
which I just I'm very proud to

1065
01:07:52,890 --> 01:07:57,720
have this only cynics knew what
was going on. In some ways, this

1066
01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:01,020
is what really pains me the most
is that the most cynical

1067
01:08:01,170 --> 01:08:04,530
conspiracy minded people in this
country have been proven right.

1068
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,830
And that bothers me because I
wanted to believe in the

1069
01:08:07,830 --> 01:08:12,480
government fist bump, Leo.

1070
01:08:13,379 --> 01:08:20,219
I think I hope that we don't
make a habit of this sort of

1071
01:08:20,219 --> 01:08:24,749
thing. Really cute ridiculing
these, these Obama bots. Here

1072
01:08:24,749 --> 01:08:33,029
she comes everybody calls your
thank you so much. Merci

1073
01:08:33,029 --> 01:08:35,879
beaucoup. As you can tell, I

1074
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,930
do as I'm told.

1075
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,930
That's right. That's right. And
who else follows rules? I'm a

1076
01:08:42,930 --> 01:08:46,290
rule follower. Right? What do
you do? Are you a rule follower?

1077
01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:49,740
Yes, of course. As long as
you've set the stage,

1078
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:55,170
you're just trying to get me
banned from the show benched. So

1079
01:08:55,170 --> 01:08:58,710
I found this this medley of and
we should maybe start the show

1080
01:08:58,710 --> 01:09:00,270
with it because it's kind of
amusing. You have to

1081
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,800
you know, it's funny this all of
a sudden, I don't know where it

1082
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,160
appeared. But this thing you can
see where something goes viral.

1083
01:09:08,730 --> 01:09:12,480
It just exploded into my mailbox
and I have the clip as well. Of

1084
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:13,050
course

1085
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:18,450
the problem with it is there's
no kind of a setup for any of

1086
01:09:18,450 --> 01:09:21,660
his lines. And you'll miss a few
of them because it's just

1087
01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:24,360
popping them one after another
but but there's a couple of

1088
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:26,640
beauties in here. You can't miss
it.

1089
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,380
So you have to set it up so
people know what the hell we're

1090
01:09:28,380 --> 01:09:29,190
going to list. Yeah, this is

1091
01:09:29,190 --> 01:09:33,360
Al Sharpton, but he can't read
from the teleprompter and then

1092
01:09:33,390 --> 01:09:40,140
he also can't pronounce words.
say the least. You put the two

1093
01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:41,310
together and you get this.

1094
01:09:42,089 --> 01:09:49,379
But resist we much. We must bear
all Jide about a shutdown the

1095
01:09:49,379 --> 01:09:55,439
tortoise in the race. Go off the
oven. Who briefs you. Lead

1096
01:09:55,439 --> 01:10:02,969
singer Bono friend Dr. Chips we
say spec Jaha Sanaya of Rush

1097
01:10:02,969 --> 01:10:07,889
Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh Rush
Limbaugh the show rush Lombard

1098
01:10:07,919 --> 01:10:12,599
hosts Supreme Court Justice
Sonia Santa Maya is Michael is

1099
01:10:12,599 --> 01:10:19,529
Mike McCurry yesterday and Tony
and Tony Scalia. Kim Kardashian

1100
01:10:19,589 --> 01:10:23,729
and the Republican candidates
for K roll ad Benghazi we rank

1101
01:10:23,729 --> 01:10:29,369
behind. Locked VG R la vita,
first stop. Kazakhstan,

1102
01:10:29,369 --> 01:10:34,079
Kazakhstan. Two college students
in Beijing is getting lunch at

1103
01:10:34,319 --> 01:10:41,969
Chipotle in Iowa. Appropriate
the GOP Tax Day Giveaway to

1104
01:10:41,969 --> 01:10:48,929
millionaires Why was traffic
problems email sent by a mental

1105
01:10:48,929 --> 01:10:53,939
projection agency and what's
sequestration has done?

1106
01:10:55,980 --> 01:10:58,890
Yeah, and at the very end, which
is a visual gag, which you cut

1107
01:10:58,890 --> 01:11:02,010
off as well. It's like he almost
throws up on camera.

1108
01:11:03,090 --> 01:11:06,030
Did you get something he had the
hiccups or something?

1109
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:08,940
No real conflict. Hey, guys, my
favorite.

1110
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:13,260
They left that one. That's my
favorite. And also I did the

1111
01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:15,180
ones I liked the best. Were
three there are three of them. I

1112
01:11:15,180 --> 01:11:18,600
like that. Instead of saying
Latvia he says the la vita

1113
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:21,630
environmental projection agency,

1114
01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:25,350
environmental protection agency
may be a top and then the Chipo.

1115
01:11:25,350 --> 01:11:25,800
Let?

1116
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:31,470
Well, Hubris. Hubris is also
kind of interesting. And then

1117
01:11:31,470 --> 01:11:38,790
the Chief Justice. So Sonia
Sotomayor. What a douche bag.

1118
01:11:39,570 --> 01:11:43,020
I'm gonna show my school but
donate to no agenda. Imagine all

1119
01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:45,570
the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.

1120
01:11:53,010 --> 01:11:55,650
Well, it is kind of hard to say.
Yeah, we're pretty damn funny.

1121
01:11:55,650 --> 01:11:57,510
But I guess we take a little bit
of credit.

1122
01:11:57,690 --> 01:12:01,230
Yeah, I would think so. And we
wanted to take this little break

1123
01:12:01,230 --> 01:12:04,680
right here as a moment to thank
the people who helped us for

1124
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,950
show 822. But we have to do that
on Sunday since the show is

1125
01:12:07,950 --> 01:12:11,040
being done in advance. So we'll
have an extra level. But we want

1126
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:14,280
to we want to mention that, you
know, donations are still

1127
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:20,580
needed, even for this show.
divorce.org/n A, we should have

1128
01:12:20,580 --> 01:12:24,330
a newsletter coming out shortly
after the show is done. And we

1129
01:12:24,330 --> 01:12:26,970
will be back every week. You're
going to be back from Paris on

1130
01:12:26,970 --> 01:12:27,780
Sunday. Yes.

1131
01:12:27,810 --> 01:12:34,200
So the idea is we go back
tomorrow, Friday, and Friday

1132
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,440
evening and we go straight to
Schiphol Airport, this hotel,

1133
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:40,200
the Sheraton hotel there I
think, now we stay in the hotel

1134
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,060
and then the next morning, we
hop on the plane and we fly

1135
01:12:42,060 --> 01:12:46,170
back. So I'll be back around. I
don't know seven or 8pm Austin

1136
01:12:46,170 --> 01:12:52,350
time, start some prep. And then
we'll do the show Sunday

1137
01:12:52,350 --> 01:12:52,710
morning.

1138
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,890
You're gonna get a lot of prep
done. I met the over clip again.

1139
01:12:56,610 --> 01:13:01,110
Well, maybe you never know it's
always good but the prep never

1140
01:13:01,110 --> 01:13:04,290
really stops. I mean, there's
people that continue to send

1141
01:13:04,290 --> 01:13:06,210
stuff and that's always
appreciated not just the

1142
01:13:06,330 --> 01:13:09,180
financial donations but also you
know, like Sir cyber, of course

1143
01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:13,200
helping us out with our with our
day off. But also all of the

1144
01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:18,030
information we receive here and
we got some inside intel about

1145
01:13:18,030 --> 01:13:21,810
the last show which apologies
that that that the unedited

1146
01:13:21,810 --> 01:13:24,780
version went out but just left
it as it is for now. I mean, it

1147
01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:27,030
makes no sense to go back and
change it just messes up the

1148
01:13:27,030 --> 01:13:31,620
feed and caused a lot of
problems. But the problem was at

1149
01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:34,860
the Amsterdam Internet exchange
known as the M six, they had a

1150
01:13:34,860 --> 01:13:38,010
router that lo and behold was
rebooting every 20 to 40 minutes

1151
01:13:38,010 --> 01:13:40,500
and that's exactly what we were
seeing and that probably also

1152
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:43,440
messed up all the T Mobile
Broadband provisioning. So there

1153
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:45,960
was there was an actual
infrastructure problem.

1154
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:48,990
Of course it happens on a Sunday
and in Europe. Nobody likes to

1155
01:13:48,990 --> 01:13:52,920
work on Sunday. Exactly. So it
probably wasn't getting fixed

1156
01:13:52,950 --> 01:13:55,950
like it should have been it
still isn't oh man I have to get

1157
01:13:55,950 --> 01:14:01,290
up. Do we can start with all
that crashing.

1158
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:06,990
Anyway, all right. So we have
another the second half here of

1159
01:14:06,990 --> 01:14:09,510
Sir cybers that no agenda
funnies and we'll be back at the

1160
01:14:09,510 --> 01:14:12,720
end and we'll we'll do a little
wrap up and we'll say goodbye

1161
01:14:12,780 --> 01:14:16,200
and of course a reminder that we
will have our extra long

1162
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:19,800
donation segment and executive
and Associate Executive Producer

1163
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:26,670
segment this coming Sunday and
remember os.org/n A and while

1164
01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:30,180
you enjoy this wonderful
exciting episode propagate the

1165
01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:35,010
formula formula is this we go
out for yet people in the mouth

1166
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:56,010
MSNBC was live on the air when
this happened. They of course,

1167
01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:00,120
brought in their top team as
usual to report men top men And

1168
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:03,030
to report live on what was going
on and kind of in Canada.

1169
01:15:03,690 --> 01:15:08,580
Let me go to you first. What's
the latest tonight in Iowa? Well

1170
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:14,460
in Ottawa Wait This guy said

1171
01:15:14,490 --> 01:15:18,720
Iowa he said Iowa no listen to
it again today is

1172
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:21,210
so stupid can you play that
again? It's a beauty.

1173
01:15:21,990 --> 01:15:29,700
Let me go to you first. What's
the latest tonight in Iowa today

1174
01:15:32,910 --> 01:15:35,940
I think I need to play it one
more time before I can I can

1175
01:15:35,940 --> 01:15:41,520
award anything how beautiful is
that? I mean this this guy is he

1176
01:15:41,550 --> 01:15:46,530
he's just he's made he's made to
well he's he's made to give me

1177
01:15:46,530 --> 01:15:48,840
Clip of the Day time and time
again there's nothing there's no

1178
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:49,110
one to

1179
01:15:50,340 --> 01:15:55,350
let me go to you first. What's
the latest tonight in Iowa? In

1180
01:15:55,350 --> 01:15:55,950
Ottawa

1181
01:16:00,690 --> 01:16:07,260
Yeah, how does that happen? Do
you think the someone talked to

1182
01:16:07,260 --> 01:16:08,370
Chloe talked to Chloe

1183
01:16:09,630 --> 01:16:12,270
about what's going on in Ottawa
Iowa Okay, Ottawa

1184
01:16:13,710 --> 01:16:15,780
it's like the like the
commercial Do you have fraud

1185
01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:20,070
protection fraud protection that
guy great

1186
01:16:20,759 --> 01:16:23,459
it's unbelievable and this is
what this is one of their stars

1187
01:16:23,459 --> 01:16:24,929
at MSNBC challenge

1188
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:27,600
top we make a million dollars
plus.

1189
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:34,050
As to training. Further this
Mach also funds ongoing research

1190
01:16:34,050 --> 01:16:37,440
and development efforts in such
areas as directed energy which

1191
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:42,870
shows considerable promise and
could truly redefine the future

1192
01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:47,670
of warfighting I believe that
lasers directed energy are going

1193
01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:50,610
to be our our game changing
technologies

1194
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:55,410
Oh my favorite rolling back a
little directed energy weapons

1195
01:16:55,410 --> 01:17:00,150
yeah that's my kind now you're
talking my language because that

1196
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:05,550
because that's what melted the
the World Trade Centers directed

1197
01:17:05,550 --> 01:17:08,010
energy weapon you should take a
look at that that stuff from

1198
01:17:08,010 --> 01:17:11,280
above nice circles you burn
there boys, secure

1199
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:15,870
warfighting. I believe that
lasers directed energy are going

1200
01:17:15,870 --> 01:17:18,630
to be our aren't that game
changing? Hey, baby, I

1201
01:17:18,630 --> 01:17:20,730
got some directed energy for you
my pads

1202
01:17:20,730 --> 01:17:24,210
technologies. And we'll do a
great deal both in the present

1203
01:17:24,210 --> 01:17:28,200
and the future to make our
warfighters even more effective

1204
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:30,810
than they are. I want to
particularly highlight the

1205
01:17:30,810 --> 01:17:33,840
Navy's efforts to move
technologies like directed

1206
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:35,040
energy out of the labs,

1207
01:17:35,550 --> 01:17:41,040
into killing people, good boys,
fields.

1208
01:17:41,130 --> 01:17:45,450
I thank the Office of Naval
Research and Admiral kullander

1209
01:17:45,450 --> 01:17:48,570
in particular for their time and
attention leadership in this

1210
01:17:48,570 --> 01:17:51,780
area. Getting this game changing
technology in the hands of our

1211
01:17:51,780 --> 01:17:55,740
nation's sailors who kill people
will ultimately serve to realize

1212
01:17:56,010 --> 01:17:59,430
the dead bodies. The promise of
this research investment

1213
01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:03,270
would be dead people cheese lay
fried up fry, oh my god,

1214
01:18:03,270 --> 01:18:07,500
roaches. There's more. There's
more. There's more. There's

1215
01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:11,100
more. There's more. I like him a
lot. I love this game changing

1216
01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:13,770
technology. You could fry
people. It's really cool.

1217
01:18:14,730 --> 01:18:18,000
And Do ensure that the
Department of Defense's r&d

1218
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:21,360
enterprise is particularly its
properly organized and

1219
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:25,440
resourced. And that it has the
authority is required to produce

1220
01:18:25,620 --> 01:18:26,910
the most bang for the buck.

1221
01:18:27,900 --> 01:18:30,900
Or the most fry for the for the
frigate for the French. So you

1222
01:18:30,900 --> 01:18:31,110
know what

1223
01:18:31,110 --> 01:18:35,760
I'm talking about? Language in
ethics, the name of the guy. But

1224
01:18:35,790 --> 01:18:38,490
they went on the trip I didn't
get is that they're going to

1225
01:18:38,490 --> 01:18:41,880
give a bunch of these
experimental laser directed

1226
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:46,380
energy devices to Israel. Well,
of course, because they we

1227
01:18:46,380 --> 01:18:47,580
haven't been able to get enough
people.

1228
01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:51,690
You haven't seen a circumcision
that lessons with a directed

1229
01:18:51,690 --> 01:19:00,150
energy weapon job. So I crack
myself up on that one. Yeah,

1230
01:19:00,150 --> 01:19:05,070
you're correct. I'm feeling much
better. Can you tell? So the

1231
01:19:05,070 --> 01:19:08,550
demo? Yeah, you're kind of
punchy. So have you ever been

1232
01:19:08,550 --> 01:19:09,690
hooked up to a lie detector?

1233
01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:16,110
I built one once. Was it with a
RadioShack 101 projects and one?

1234
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:19,500
Yeah. Have you been hooked up to
a lie detector?

1235
01:19:19,530 --> 01:19:21,990
Yeah, I did. When I was at the
University of California. They

1236
01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:24,270
used to have psychological
studies that you could sign up

1237
01:19:24,270 --> 01:19:27,240
for you get $100 If you
participate. Oh, and how'd you

1238
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:31,320
do? Did you pass it's not like
you pass or fail. But you get

1239
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,990
the beat you got it hooked up to
a lie detection the things I

1240
01:19:33,990 --> 01:19:36,960
think, you know, you can't
really here's the here's the

1241
01:19:36,990 --> 01:19:40,110
situation I ran into, and that
which makes me think lie

1242
01:19:40,110 --> 01:19:45,900
detectors tend to work. It was a
test that was was apparently a

1243
01:19:45,900 --> 01:19:48,630
test where they were they sat
you down in the lie detector and

1244
01:19:48,630 --> 01:19:51,960
then they showed you a movie,
one of those shop class movies

1245
01:19:52,410 --> 01:19:55,440
where the guy sawing a piece of
wood and and the wood catches on

1246
01:19:55,440 --> 01:20:00,630
to the blade and gets flung
across the across As the room

1247
01:20:00,630 --> 01:20:05,850
and spikes through some guy pins
him to the wall and blood starts

1248
01:20:05,850 --> 01:20:11,970
gushing out of his mouth. So I
was told in advance. Oh yeah.

1249
01:20:11,970 --> 01:20:13,890
And there was a second movie I
had to watch which was where

1250
01:20:13,890 --> 01:20:17,070
they took words these aborigines
or some African tribe.

1251
01:20:18,030 --> 01:20:21,720
Circumstances sighs their kids
but are there boys only the boys

1252
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:28,410
are like 14 and they used a
rock. What? They chased the kid

1253
01:20:28,410 --> 01:20:31,620
down as a movie is around, they
chase the kid down, they grab

1254
01:20:31,620 --> 01:20:33,600
him and then they take his
pecker and then they start

1255
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:36,900
pounding the end of it with a
rock against another rock does

1256
01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:41,880
circumcise him. It's totally
gross. So anyway, wait a minute.

1257
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:47,040
Is this on Netflix? Yeah, sure.
It is. So you can so So somebody

1258
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:49,950
says you got to take take this
thing just to see these movies

1259
01:20:49,950 --> 01:20:54,120
are unbelievable. But he told me
about the movies in advance. So

1260
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:57,480
I so when they look back to the
lie detector, I was already in

1261
01:20:57,480 --> 01:21:00,540
your setup. Yeah, you were set
up of course, I was set up and

1262
01:21:00,540 --> 01:21:02,400
have it checked out. I was
watching it because he didn't

1263
01:21:02,430 --> 01:21:05,370
there's no reason to hide it. I
was going nuts and I couldn't

1264
01:21:05,370 --> 01:21:09,330
stop it. And the guy says this
is unusual. You know, why would

1265
01:21:09,330 --> 01:21:12,660
you be doing this now we haven't
even shown you the movie. Hold

1266
01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:15,690
on a second. You got a guy
pounding out of the guy's pack.

1267
01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:19,470
This was an anticipation and I
was pinning the needles. I was

1268
01:21:19,470 --> 01:21:23,580
anticipating this gruesome
scenes I was kind of tense. And

1269
01:21:23,580 --> 01:21:28,110
so so it came through. I haven't
experienced that. I'm pretty

1270
01:21:28,110 --> 01:21:31,050
sure that if you had a real lie
detector and you had somebody

1271
01:21:31,050 --> 01:21:33,960
know what you're doing and you
can sit down and meditate. I

1272
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:36,450
think you could control that. I
think you could lie to these

1273
01:21:36,450 --> 01:21:36,960
things.

1274
01:21:37,530 --> 01:21:39,840
You know, you and I should both
have a lie detector. We should

1275
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:43,020
have these wristbands these
gates wristbands on during the

1276
01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:47,040
show. So that when we're lying,
they will go down it's like

1277
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:09,570
okay, okay, Bye, dad. It will be
too late Packer. This is Yes, I

1278
01:22:09,570 --> 01:22:13,980
know this one. I believe this to
be happy days, the movie.

1279
01:22:15,690 --> 01:22:20,490
You know, I've gone out of my
way. This is a segment of the

1280
01:22:20,490 --> 01:22:23,550
show that I believe is important
because it adds a little light

1281
01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:27,630
levity. And you always failed to
guess the name of the movies. I

1282
01:22:27,660 --> 01:22:30,570
don't think you're taking it
seriously. This time. I gave you

1283
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:31,320
every hint

1284
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:34,980
that it must be called pecker or
something. Exactly.

1285
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:39,030
Hacker. I don't know why it's
called pecker. You never get up?

1286
01:22:39,030 --> 01:22:43,020
I've never heard of this movie.
Yes, it was on epics.

1287
01:22:44,070 --> 01:22:51,780
Never heard of this movie. It's
interesting. You bring that up,

1288
01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:55,710
because I felt that I really did
need to brush up on some of my

1289
01:22:55,710 --> 01:22:58,710
movie skills. And there's a
number of moves. I realized, I'm

1290
01:22:58,710 --> 01:23:03,030
really suck at this. I'll give
you a chance to redeem yourself.

1291
01:23:03,210 --> 01:23:05,460
We're going to start over. No,
you're going to you're in the

1292
01:23:05,460 --> 01:23:08,010
studio. You're going to toss it
to me. I'm outside on location

1293
01:23:08,010 --> 01:23:08,490
ready.

1294
01:23:09,570 --> 01:23:12,510
And with the weather, we've got
Adam curry out there on the

1295
01:23:12,510 --> 01:23:13,290
street. Adam.

1296
01:23:14,310 --> 01:23:18,300
Thank you very much. Yes, as you
can see, we've got the wind

1297
01:23:18,300 --> 01:23:22,770
machine and Thundersnow here on
an 18 feet of flow. I'm standing

1298
01:23:22,770 --> 01:23:26,700
here with a family of 33
undocumented immigrants. And on

1299
01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:28,890
behalf of the no agenda show, I
want you to know we have

1300
01:23:28,890 --> 01:23:32,100
notified our lawyers. We've
cancelled all contracts and

1301
01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:36,270
projects with Bill Cosby. Back
to you in the studio, John.

1302
01:23:36,839 --> 01:23:38,669
Thank you, Adam. Be well

1303
01:23:39,870 --> 01:23:43,230
be well be safe. I think there
has to be so be safe, right? So

1304
01:23:43,230 --> 01:23:46,080
I just encapsulated the entire
news.

1305
01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:50,190
That's pretty much 25 sec
exactly what's going on. And

1306
01:23:50,220 --> 01:23:53,760
apparently Bill Cosby is now
running the kids through

1307
01:23:53,790 --> 01:23:54,420
Guatemala.

1308
01:23:55,140 --> 01:23:58,290
What a bastard who else is full
of crap and has literally

1309
01:23:58,290 --> 01:24:01,800
crapped in the White House is Al
Roker. Listen to this news.

1310
01:24:01,950 --> 01:24:04,440
Hey, thanks so much, guys. These
folks for more Oklahoma they

1311
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:08,340
survive that EF five and there
could be more bad weather like

1312
01:24:08,340 --> 01:24:09,420
that. Take a look at this.

1313
01:24:09,450 --> 01:24:12,510
I will say he actually said EF
five. I'll give him that one. He

1314
01:24:12,510 --> 01:24:14,880
didn't say he did put the E in
front but now

1315
01:24:14,970 --> 01:24:19,230
Kansas. This is Kansas Smith
Center, Kansas. Let's go to the

1316
01:24:19,230 --> 01:24:24,540
video of this storm. And you can
see this EF three tornado. It

1317
01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:27,870
was captured by two guys Sean
Casey and Brandon Ivey. They

1318
01:24:27,870 --> 01:24:30,930
have a special vehicle that
actually went over and it

1319
01:24:30,930 --> 01:24:34,260
actually hunkers down. It's
weighs 16,000 tonnes they were

1320
01:24:34,260 --> 01:24:36,540
able to survive this. Don't try
this at home by

1321
01:24:36,780 --> 01:24:39,120
16,000 tonnes. Really?

1322
01:24:39,510 --> 01:24:40,740
That's I think that's right.

1323
01:24:41,790 --> 01:24:52,650
Like 3 million pounds l 60.
Okay, now, my 80,000 16,000

1324
01:24:52,650 --> 01:24:58,410
tonnes 16,000 tonnes word you
get a no other day order in

1325
01:24:58,410 --> 01:25:04,950
deeper in debt. Perfect, John.
Now I just want the audience to

1326
01:25:04,950 --> 01:25:10,290
know that at no point did you or
I have any conversation about

1327
01:25:10,290 --> 01:25:13,260
what I was going to discuss or
what you are going to discuss.

1328
01:25:14,010 --> 01:25:15,660
This is pure coincidence.

1329
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:21,120
No, we do this routinely because
we're essentially it's just a

1330
01:25:21,150 --> 01:25:22,920
destroyed the why the show is so
good.

1331
01:25:22,950 --> 01:25:24,660
We're two hearts beating as one

1332
01:25:24,810 --> 01:25:35,040
know anything but that sorry.
Okay.

1333
01:25:35,490 --> 01:25:38,970
But here's, here's another
favorite. You also need an

1334
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:43,110
assessment, that capture is not
feasible at the time of the

1335
01:25:43,110 --> 01:25:44,700
operation. Now, I like to

1336
01:25:44,970 --> 01:25:49,770
do that, because here's the
deal. So Ella Walker Walker

1337
01:25:50,009 --> 01:25:54,569
makes let me let me try it. Let
me try it. I'm trying to do a

1338
01:25:54,569 --> 01:25:59,009
Major John C. Dvorak. Have you
assessed if we can capture this

1339
01:25:59,039 --> 01:26:00,089
Allah waka dude,

1340
01:26:00,930 --> 01:26:06,690
do we have him on the drone
monitor? Yes. And is there are

1341
01:26:06,690 --> 01:26:11,010
there any nearby soldiers right
by him at the moment?

1342
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:19,860
Ah, looks I'm pretty sure there
aren't fire Wait, you have to

1343
01:26:19,860 --> 01:26:21,120
assess the capture

1344
01:26:21,150 --> 01:26:21,840
I did.

1345
01:26:26,010 --> 01:26:28,830
GLORIA alread is always there
when there's money to be made.

1346
01:26:28,830 --> 01:26:32,190
Although I think she's pretty
real. She She represents women.

1347
01:26:32,850 --> 01:26:35,460
But you know, whenever there's,
whenever there's a book deal or

1348
01:26:35,460 --> 01:26:38,550
a movie deal or something, she's
always right on it. And she did

1349
01:26:38,550 --> 01:26:41,520
a press conference with this
woman. And she says something

1350
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:45,180
that cracked me up. Remember,
this is the whole reason for

1351
01:26:45,180 --> 01:26:47,490
this press conference is she
wanted to make sure that her

1352
01:26:47,490 --> 01:26:50,520
client was not represented as a
cannibal as well.

1353
01:26:50,550 --> 01:26:54,360
Okay, and I are very concerned
about the issue of cannibalism,

1354
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,930
and the number of cases that are
being reported in other states

1355
01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:04,230
and countries such as Alabama,
Canada, Maryland, Japan and

1356
01:27:04,230 --> 01:27:04,710
Sweden.

1357
01:27:04,740 --> 01:27:08,070
Wow, I had no idea cannibalism
was was so rampant John is it's

1358
01:27:08,070 --> 01:27:11,280
crazy. Now let's talk about
cannibalism with Gloria Allred.

1359
01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:15,690
Jokes are being made about this
issue. on late night television.

1360
01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:19,260
This is horrible. You can't joke
about cannibalism. For example,

1361
01:27:19,260 --> 01:27:22,740
last night, Adam Sandler did a
comic bit about it on Jimmy

1362
01:27:22,740 --> 01:27:27,360
Kimmel but cannibalism is a
serious issue and it's very

1363
01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:31,110
dangerous to the health and well
being of both accountable and

1364
01:27:31,110 --> 01:27:31,680
the victim

1365
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:38,850
This is a crack me up it's very
dangerous to you if your face is

1366
01:27:38,850 --> 01:27:39,900
being eaten off.

1367
01:27:41,370 --> 01:27:42,480
appears to be the case.

1368
01:27:43,590 --> 01:27:45,750
Very dangerous to the victim.

1369
01:27:45,810 --> 01:27:52,620
Da da the gruesome face eating
attack in Miami could be part of

1370
01:27:52,890 --> 01:27:54,780
a trend it's a trend

1371
01:27:54,990 --> 01:27:59,700
Trend it's a trend this one
story is that all of a sudden is

1372
01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:02,490
a trend what evidence is there
for what are you gonna do after

1373
01:28:02,490 --> 01:28:05,190
the show John? I'm gonna go bite
face

1374
01:28:06,540 --> 01:28:09,510
I'm gonna bite me some face to
Yeah, hit all the all the cool

1375
01:28:09,510 --> 01:28:13,230
kids are doing it. It's a trend.
It's The Real News outfit. This

1376
01:28:13,230 --> 01:28:13,740
guy is great.

1377
01:28:13,740 --> 01:28:17,460
But as it begins to catch on,
officials are racing to learn

1378
01:28:17,460 --> 01:28:19,260
more. Yeah, what's your name

1379
01:28:24,180 --> 01:28:29,430
have some YouTube clips of kids
who are on on bath salts is

1380
01:28:29,430 --> 01:28:29,940
great.

1381
01:28:30,810 --> 01:28:40,740
Officials are racing to learn
more, but you name it bath this

1382
01:28:40,770 --> 01:28:46,980
is the effect of so called bath
salts. So is this and this

1383
01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:50,040
benign by name deadly by nature.

1384
01:28:50,490 --> 01:28:56,220
Donating on bath salts. I think
this is your first donation from

1385
01:28:56,220 --> 01:28:59,580
someone lifted on that. John
please read this in your best

1386
01:28:59,580 --> 01:29:06,060
bath salts Christ I have to
admit, this is probably another

1387
01:29:06,060 --> 01:29:09,840
annoying donation due to Adams
Twitter appearance on 520. I

1388
01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:13,620
heard the name curry. I made the
MTV connection. I was impressed

1389
01:29:13,860 --> 01:29:16,980
with your presence and knowledge
and that it was you had me at

1390
01:29:16,980 --> 01:29:20,580
facebook is overvalued. I
checked up on you on a resource

1391
01:29:20,580 --> 01:29:23,310
you would learn you effectively
called the book of knowledge and

1392
01:29:23,310 --> 01:29:27,210
made the obvious Connect. We can
be mentioned you claim to be by

1393
01:29:27,210 --> 01:29:30,090
curious, I did some further
research and there was someone

1394
01:29:30,090 --> 01:29:34,710
named Mickey could it be damaged
by curiosity just migrate to buy

1395
01:29:34,860 --> 01:29:36,150
I learned otherwise.

1396
01:29:36,660 --> 01:29:38,460
It's a good best old voice.

1397
01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:40,350
It's only my God. I like it.

1398
01:29:40,380 --> 01:29:44,550
It's kind of Adderall ly Nice.
Well, cool.

1399
01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:50,640
Anyway, you got a song stuck in
your head doling out the

1400
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:52,650
job. Randy was a handshake and

1401
01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:57,420
I want everyone that sounds
horrible. No, you won't get that

1402
01:29:57,420 --> 01:30:00,300
stuck in anyone's head. Yeah and
have enough of a To

1403
01:30:00,330 --> 01:30:10,200
every Oh, it's master of the
house that is a source of man.

1404
01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:13,950
And it's like, and I'll be a
Namiki is now like, reminding me

1405
01:30:13,950 --> 01:30:18,390
of the song every five minutes.
Just want to gotten rid of it to

1406
01:30:18,390 --> 01:30:20,490
horrible song. Well, you're

1407
01:30:20,490 --> 01:30:21,450
the master of the house.

1408
01:30:21,480 --> 01:30:25,590
Yes, doling out the charm. This
isn't on MSNBC. This is their

1409
01:30:25,590 --> 01:30:28,440
interviewing a somewhat sore
loser,

1410
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:32,310
volunteered for Barrett voted
today. You say you're very

1411
01:30:32,310 --> 01:30:35,250
disappointed a lot of folks here
outside of the Capitol, sharing

1412
01:30:35,250 --> 01:30:37,980
your opinion tonight. We're not
just disappointed. This is the

1413
01:30:38,010 --> 01:30:41,970
end of democracy. We just got
out spent 34 million to $4

1414
01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:46,320
million. This was this was the
biggest election in America and

1415
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:49,860
I hope you keep me on tonight.
Because this hurts us all. Every

1416
01:30:49,860 --> 01:30:52,200
single one of you out there in
the nation if you're watching

1417
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:55,950
democracy died tonight. You're
very emotional. I'm very

1418
01:30:55,950 --> 01:30:58,860
emotional because we all had a
lot invested in this. This was

1419
01:30:58,860 --> 01:31:02,820
it. If we didn't win tonight,
the end of the USA as we know it

1420
01:31:02,910 --> 01:31:07,800
just happened. This it we just
got outspent 34 million to $4

1421
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:11,310
million. And we don't have any
other resource left but the

1422
01:31:11,310 --> 01:31:14,430
people you see here behind me
and if the people you see here

1423
01:31:14,430 --> 01:31:18,570
behind me can't get it done
tonight. It's done. Democracies

1424
01:31:18,570 --> 01:31:18,990
dad.

1425
01:31:23,070 --> 01:31:26,640
By the way, that's a bogus 34 to
four. You walk in oh my god,

1426
01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:29,850
this would be you know, a lot of
times when a lot of parents have

1427
01:31:29,850 --> 01:31:33,030
kids that are like to wander off
and when you go to the airport,

1428
01:31:33,030 --> 01:31:34,200
it's been a Friday. I love

1429
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:35,970
it when they have the kids on a
leash.

1430
01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:41,670
I've done that we've no no with
which one actually with j we had

1431
01:31:41,670 --> 01:31:49,050
her on a leash for a while. That
is so wrong. Is a bunch of

1432
01:31:49,050 --> 01:31:55,770
people that use this. It works
great to have the kid running

1433
01:31:56,010 --> 01:31:58,200
because these kids like to take
off like a rocket.

1434
01:31:58,380 --> 01:32:01,530
What do you do you have a Zimmer
frame What's wrong with you man?

1435
01:32:01,530 --> 01:32:04,980
Hold on to the kid's hand. I am
so against this whenever I see

1436
01:32:04,980 --> 01:32:08,100
that I give these parents
scouring looks that's not okay.

1437
01:32:08,100 --> 01:32:09,270
Put your kid I looked

1438
01:32:09,270 --> 01:32:13,200
around it was you didn't you had
one kid so, so my kid

1439
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:15,180
wandered off. I kept my eye on
her

1440
01:32:16,650 --> 01:32:19,080
on a leash. What do you do? Did
you

1441
01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:24,600
have a little shocker for when
they left the yard like ranges

1442
01:32:24,930 --> 01:32:28,050
of all people. You homeschool
your kids yet you put them on a

1443
01:32:28,050 --> 01:32:30,750
leash? I don't know man. It's a
dichotomy little

1444
01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:32,220
kids they don't mind they don't
care.

1445
01:32:33,870 --> 01:32:36,420
They grow up interestingly, the
I'm not gonna say anything about

1446
01:32:36,420 --> 01:32:38,820
your kids because I love them.
And it turned out fine,

1447
01:32:38,820 --> 01:32:42,240
obviously. So apparently in your
case, there was no negative

1448
01:32:42,270 --> 01:32:44,190
effects, but it's weird.

1449
01:32:46,140 --> 01:32:49,200
You see it once you don't see it
was more popular about 1015

1450
01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:51,420
years ago than it is today
because of people like you

1451
01:32:51,510 --> 01:32:53,940
bigots anti leash biggest

1452
01:32:53,940 --> 01:32:58,620
Yeah, that's right. I just I
just blew my secondhand

1453
01:32:58,620 --> 01:33:02,520
marijuana smoke in your face as
you calm down. work like a

1454
01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:06,180
charm. I never put on a leash
though. Let me tell you that.

1455
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:09,900
So anyway, so that this this
seems like somebody at the

1456
01:33:09,900 --> 01:33:13,200
airport this might come in handy
the kid or the store you know,

1457
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:16,050
they one of the things my wife
pointed to

1458
01:33:16,050 --> 01:33:18,750
yank him back when like
community like a Yank that

1459
01:33:18,750 --> 01:33:20,340
little tug like a T shirt

1460
01:33:20,970 --> 01:33:23,430
to the end of the leash and they
just stopped moving yet there

1461
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:25,920
was not a choke to

1462
01:33:25,950 --> 01:33:28,860
Was it one of those would like
well you did get in a choke

1463
01:33:28,860 --> 01:33:32,580
chain. Did you have like a real
arm so you could like kick and

1464
01:33:32,580 --> 01:33:35,730
let it let him walk a little bit
and then reel him back in? Is

1465
01:33:35,730 --> 01:33:38,610
that one of those like the real
dog things?

1466
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:41,430
Maybe I don't know I don't carry
a plastic

1467
01:33:41,430 --> 01:33:43,950
bag around to clean up after
There you go did you carry

1468
01:33:43,950 --> 01:33:45,390
plastic bag to pick up their
poop

1469
01:33:49,170 --> 01:33:54,600
all right, I'm done. Yeah, you
your material. Not commercial,

1470
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:56,730
but as you know is acceptable.
Open Mic.

1471
01:33:57,480 --> 01:34:00,780
It's open mic night here on no
agenda. I'll be here all week.

1472
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:04,860
So what happened to Toys R Us
has had besides the fact that

1473
01:34:04,860 --> 01:34:07,710
kids don't buy toys want toys
anymore? They want video games.

1474
01:34:08,130 --> 01:34:11,640
But somebody came into Toys R Us
some years ago because we

1475
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:15,630
remember shopping to Toys R Us
used to be a kind of a warehouse

1476
01:34:15,630 --> 01:34:21,090
style toy store with these long
aisles and so some bonehead that

1477
01:34:21,090 --> 01:34:23,970
obviously never had kids in
their lives decided to redesign

1478
01:34:23,970 --> 01:34:27,600
Toys R Us or there's all these
offset little cubby holes Oh no.

1479
01:34:29,370 --> 01:34:32,640
It was like a maze. And so if
the if your kid took one left

1480
01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:35,400
turn you would spend an hour
trying to figure out where they

1481
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:37,860
went and you couldn't just go up
and down the aisles seeing you

1482
01:34:37,860 --> 01:34:38,310
know seeing

1483
01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:41,280
right that'd be hiding in like
the in the book.

1484
01:34:41,700 --> 01:34:45,660
There's no books and so these
idiots at Toys R Us put this

1485
01:34:45,690 --> 01:34:49,650
this crazy system together this
I seek a family pack would be

1486
01:34:49,650 --> 01:34:56,610
great in a Toys R Us if it
works. Anyway. Whatever I'm

1487
01:34:56,610 --> 01:34:57,570
still on the leash

1488
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:04,980
uh when you listen to this story
in depth and you listen to

1489
01:35:04,980 --> 01:35:09,060
everything that said that just a
short little snippet, you have

1490
01:35:09,060 --> 01:35:12,510
to really wonder what is wrong
with the leaders of the of this

1491
01:35:12,510 --> 01:35:18,210
world. Today, you reading hit
it. After a

1492
01:35:18,210 --> 01:35:21,240
recent Sunday lunch British
Prime Minister David Cameron

1493
01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:24,930
realizing he left something
behind at the pub, his eight

1494
01:35:24,930 --> 01:35:27,870
year old daughter. He says he
thought the child was with his

1495
01:35:27,870 --> 01:35:31,470
wife presumably so did the
British security detail. When

1496
01:35:31,470 --> 01:35:34,560
they discovered the mistake they
sped back to the bar only to

1497
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:38,610
find little Nancy helping out
the waitstaff. 10 Downing Street

1498
01:35:38,610 --> 01:35:42,300
says it was about a 15 minute
absence, but it is particularly

1499
01:35:42,300 --> 01:35:45,330
bad timing. Today the government
here launches a program to

1500
01:35:45,330 --> 01:35:47,100
improve responsible parenting

1501
01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:55,530
the secret service that was his
detail didn't even notice this.

1502
01:35:56,070 --> 01:35:58,350
Where's the football? I don't
know. Maybe I thought you had

1503
01:35:58,350 --> 01:35:58,830
the football.

1504
01:36:00,150 --> 01:36:03,570
What kind of idiots? I mean,
does anybody anybody even vote

1505
01:36:03,570 --> 01:36:06,870
for this guy he brings his
daughter thinks that's got to

1506
01:36:06,870 --> 01:36:10,470
dark parenting doesn't give a
crap about her. So he's got her

1507
01:36:10,470 --> 01:36:13,920
on and toe and then he just
wanders off. Yacon knew one of

1508
01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:16,440
his buddies with the Secret
Service guys all plaster looking

1509
01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:20,400
at hookers, I guess. And they
leave the little girl at the bar

1510
01:36:20,700 --> 01:36:23,670
for 15 minutes before they
figure out what happened. And

1511
01:36:23,670 --> 01:36:25,560
then he blames his wife,

1512
01:36:25,590 --> 01:36:26,580
of course that

1513
01:36:27,540 --> 01:36:28,860
she had the baby.

1514
01:36:32,070 --> 01:36:35,040
Yeah, they're well, yeah, yeah.
What can I say?

1515
01:36:37,440 --> 01:36:41,430
Nobody. None of the news media,
nobody picks up on this. This is

1516
01:36:41,430 --> 01:36:44,460
scandalous as far as I'm
concerned. Have you ever come up

1517
01:36:44,460 --> 01:36:45,510
with your kid?

1518
01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:48,240
Well, that only kind of the
reason why you never lost the

1519
01:36:48,240 --> 01:36:49,890
kid is because you had him on a
leash?

1520
01:36:50,519 --> 01:36:55,769
Well, there's days but the work
the leases, of course was I

1521
01:36:55,769 --> 01:36:58,529
mean, the kids will run off, but
we wouldn't leave it. I mean,

1522
01:36:58,529 --> 01:37:02,309
how could anybody leave a kid?
It's unbelievable to me and then

1523
01:37:02,309 --> 01:37:05,729
the Secret Service or that
whatever they call them? Yeah,

1524
01:37:05,879 --> 01:37:08,999
there's different name. Or just
like the constant Oh, well, you

1525
01:37:08,999 --> 01:37:11,369
know, they're not paying any
attention. Oh, that's that's

1526
01:37:11,399 --> 01:37:15,749
that makes me feel secure. Yeah.
Is your government at work? Dogs

1527
01:37:15,749 --> 01:37:19,439
have this unbelievable 100,000
times or 10,000 a huge amount of

1528
01:37:20,099 --> 01:37:22,439
relationship to have what we can
smell what they can smell they

1529
01:37:22,439 --> 01:37:26,279
smell everything. Yeah, they can
smell direction. And so when

1530
01:37:26,279 --> 01:37:29,219
they stick their head out the
window it's like an acid trip

1531
01:37:29,219 --> 01:37:33,449
for them. Because they're
getting all these aromas from

1532
01:37:33,449 --> 01:37:35,999
all it's just the cars zooming
by it's just and that's why if

1533
01:37:35,999 --> 01:37:37,529
you notice they're always
sniffing at the

1534
01:37:38,550 --> 01:37:41,670
dogs getting high he's getting
high they're getting

1535
01:37:41,670 --> 01:37:45,300
wasted on all these really crazy
smells and this is the other

1536
01:37:45,300 --> 01:37:48,450
thing that I've noticed. I
believe this to be true to you

1537
01:37:48,450 --> 01:37:51,360
ever notice how dogs go after
the mail you go after mailman

1538
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:54,630
but usually the UPS guy coming
up to steps the dog will go

1539
01:37:54,630 --> 01:37:57,480
after the door and they'll you
know they just go nuts like bark

1540
01:37:57,480 --> 01:38:01,740
crazy because to a dog because
of their nose. That UPS guy

1541
01:38:01,740 --> 01:38:05,790
doesn't represent some person
coming up the steps. The UPS guy

1542
01:38:05,790 --> 01:38:09,360
represents 1000s of people
because of all the smells in the

1543
01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:12,270
truck and he's handling all
these packages the dog thinks

1544
01:38:12,270 --> 01:38:15,240
there's like a whole army of
zombies outside thanks an army

1545
01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:17,850
is coming up the steps and the
dog goes crazy

1546
01:38:19,350 --> 01:38:24,000
I like the thought of my dog
just getting wasted a Boston put

1547
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:27,570
my head up no wonder that such a
goofy look on their faces when

1548
01:38:27,570 --> 01:38:33,750
they do that. They're hammered.
Hey, John, just smoked a joint.

1549
01:38:34,350 --> 01:38:37,560
Come on. Do the voice. Do their
voice. Hey,

1550
01:38:37,980 --> 01:38:44,490
John. Adam. Just smoked a joint.
Figured I'd make a stone

1551
01:38:44,490 --> 01:38:53,760
donation. better listeners and
show one I've donated before but

1552
01:38:53,760 --> 01:38:57,150
it's been a while and I felt
myself turn it back into a

1553
01:38:57,150 --> 01:39:01,620
boner. Could you de douche me
and give me a war on chicken

1554
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:08,490
huntsmen karma. That'd be great.
Though there's this woman that

1555
01:39:08,490 --> 01:39:12,000
came on the PBS NewsHour and
unfortunately they had news our

1556
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:15,180
ball is wonders that they are
wouldn't really go after her or

1557
01:39:15,210 --> 01:39:19,350
for not answering any questions
whatsoever. She's Lisa Monaco.

1558
01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:24,540
And you can look her up and she
just looks like she hot. No. She

1559
01:39:24,540 --> 01:39:26,940
looks like a person that
couldn't get a date if she

1560
01:39:26,940 --> 01:39:28,710
wanted to. And

1561
01:39:28,740 --> 01:39:32,400
because she's that's no no, no,
I'm not gonna tell you that the

1562
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:35,640
CRN video is different. She's
She's more photogenic than she

1563
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:39,030
is. Then she when you see your
MBA actually moving,

1564
01:39:39,060 --> 01:39:44,400
there's there a Bre report.com
has very flattering picture of

1565
01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:44,790
her.

1566
01:39:45,120 --> 01:39:47,610
Well, she's not flattering,
especially after you listen to

1567
01:39:47,610 --> 01:39:48,060
her talk.

1568
01:39:48,090 --> 01:39:52,710
I love the woman with her and
the bra might not just not it's

1569
01:39:52,710 --> 01:39:53,130
not her.

1570
01:39:55,110 --> 01:40:00,000
Bra he does. It's kind of
important. She has Yeah, the sun

1571
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:04,590
Monaco comes Raven give it up
for Raven.

1572
01:40:06,540 --> 01:40:10,890
John, are you making it rain
again? Someone's getting

1573
01:40:10,890 --> 01:40:14,400
cornhole today. Sounds like a
recipe for success. John you

1574
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:18,120
actually just did a strip bar
announcement, didn't you? Yeah.

1575
01:40:18,690 --> 01:40:19,260
Do it again.

1576
01:40:19,710 --> 01:40:21,390
I know guys who do that job

1577
01:40:21,450 --> 01:40:26,100
I've done it when I was 16 I did
it in Amsterdam do the do it do

1578
01:40:26,100 --> 01:40:26,940
it and I'll play the clip.

1579
01:40:27,750 --> 01:40:31,980
Well, no because it doesn't lead
into the clip properly. But

1580
01:40:31,980 --> 01:40:35,700
again, I like to get these
things out in an ad lib fashion.

1581
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:39,000
What you have to do here you're
welcome to the stage once one

1582
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:39,750
makes it rain

1583
01:40:40,710 --> 01:40:43,740
Everybody give it up for Amber
you already

1584
01:40:43,740 --> 01:40:50,610
did Amber. Raven How do you know
these things straight

1585
01:40:50,610 --> 01:40:59,580
from receipt Ah Here she is
Raven give it up next Bambi

1586
01:40:59,580 --> 01:41:01,230
Bambi i to the stage.

1587
01:41:02,940 --> 01:41:08,460
The stage Wow. You do know it.
Okay, I'll do Raven then we get

1588
01:41:08,520 --> 01:41:09,600
them we'll come back to you.

1589
01:41:11,850 --> 01:41:22,860
Great from receita he or she is
Raven give it up ladies and

1590
01:41:22,860 --> 01:41:25,770
gentlemen, a big round of
applause for that petite taught

1591
01:41:25,770 --> 01:41:28,800
bombshell Janine as she comes
off the stage find her at the

1592
01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:31,680
private dance rooms where you
can live like a king with lap

1593
01:41:31,680 --> 01:41:35,220
dances on sale. That's where
your discount coupon and free

1594
01:41:35,220 --> 01:41:38,970
private dance card available at
the bar by 10 dancers get one

1595
01:41:38,970 --> 01:41:42,450
free now to the main stage is
Serota. She likes dirt bikes

1596
01:41:42,450 --> 01:41:47,100
Dirty Dancing dirty boys in Star
Trek as Sue would say. Oh my

1597
01:41:47,100 --> 01:41:51,750
Sharona give it up the Sharona
Julian Dinesh really and Donna

1598
01:41:51,750 --> 01:41:55,980
will be doing a lesbian act on
stage to bring them up bring

1599
01:41:55,980 --> 01:41:59,640
them up. Joanne Donna these two
hotties can be seen at the club

1600
01:41:59,640 --> 01:42:04,950
on Wednesday but wrestling get a
dance today and the girls will

1601
01:42:04,980 --> 01:42:06,870
give you a voucher for free

1602
01:42:12,750 --> 01:42:14,160
is that it? Yes.

1603
01:42:14,340 --> 01:42:17,310
We had someone to forget his
wallet in the champagne room. Oh

1604
01:42:17,310 --> 01:42:25,440
something for lunch? What was
it? Was

1605
01:42:25,830 --> 01:42:36,480
it ladies and gentlemen wallet
cloud Wow, lost your wallet in

1606
01:42:36,480 --> 01:42:41,520
the champagne room please go
return. truly truly truly

1607
01:42:41,520 --> 01:42:42,210
pathetic.

1608
01:42:43,260 --> 01:42:47,460
Dot a drunk ever hanging my
brother call me a douchebag and

1609
01:42:47,460 --> 01:42:50,610
a Wednesday show the only place
I could find any comfort after

1610
01:42:50,610 --> 01:42:54,300
listening to the show was at the
bottom of a bottle of vodka.

1611
01:42:55,020 --> 01:42:58,020
Please de douche before the
donation and say hello to my

1612
01:42:58,020 --> 01:43:02,520
beautiful girlfriend Sarah who
is beautiful, beautiful and who

1613
01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:06,420
has to live with me being a
douchebag since Wednesday,

1614
01:43:06,960 --> 01:43:10,200
although she says she's had to
put up with it for years. You

1615
01:43:10,200 --> 01:43:14,640
guys do amazing work to keep
Adam's hair like that. The show

1616
01:43:14,640 --> 01:43:23,400
is good too you've been de Deus

1617
01:43:24,270 --> 01:43:27,510
we do I have to say that we do a
lot of work on my hair has for

1618
01:43:27,510 --> 01:43:28,140
that Sure.

1619
01:43:28,470 --> 01:43:33,540
Okay, we go yeah, once again
reassured by completed I just

1620
01:43:33,540 --> 01:43:38,370
kept the sizzle of all things
Ministry of Truth dirt as of

1621
01:43:38,370 --> 01:43:43,500
lately, I want to thank you both
for the best. Like as in the

1622
01:43:43,500 --> 01:43:48,270
multiverse I wanted to give a
Karma shout to my two particular

1623
01:43:48,270 --> 01:43:53,880
slaves name real Rutter and
Garrick pen the latter for

1624
01:43:53,880 --> 01:43:59,790
telling me about no agenda now a
donor not a boner slaves x be

1625
01:44:01,980 --> 01:44:12,060
you've got karma I love you man.
I love you bad they had an orgy

1626
01:44:12,060 --> 01:44:12,600
on a sub

1627
01:44:12,630 --> 01:44:17,370
yeah there was five five the
four guys four guys in one one

1628
01:44:17,370 --> 01:44:26,370
girl were thrown in the brig
because they had an orgy in the

1629
01:44:26,370 --> 01:44:36,060
Navy I want to go now sounds
good sounds good? Yeah, that

1630
01:44:36,090 --> 01:44:40,020
that's a recruiting job right
there. Yes,

1631
01:44:40,380 --> 01:44:42,510
we need more way heterosexual

1632
01:44:42,510 --> 01:44:46,560
orgies yes very very nice. Very
nice.

1633
01:44:49,710 --> 01:44:51,210
It wasn't it wasn't it they got
caught.

1634
01:44:52,290 --> 01:44:54,420
I think someone I don't know,

1635
01:44:54,630 --> 01:44:55,860
buddy ratted them out. I

1636
01:44:55,860 --> 01:44:58,020
don't know. I think it was on
this something. I was on video

1637
01:44:58,020 --> 01:44:58,470
there was some

1638
01:44:58,800 --> 01:45:00,360
some idiot I feel They're on

1639
01:45:00,990 --> 01:45:04,560
their bag ruined it for
everybody.

1640
01:45:04,590 --> 01:45:06,840
Yeah. Show is buddy

1641
01:45:07,589 --> 01:45:09,299
so awesome you douche

1642
01:45:10,440 --> 01:45:13,530
Audrey is doing yeah she bought
a tray

1643
01:45:18,869 --> 01:45:25,559
I haven't actually heard you say
that ever 4130 And why Audrey

1644
01:45:27,059 --> 01:45:33,389
Audrey pull in the train oh that
actually hurt my side. Oh man

1645
01:45:33,449 --> 01:45:37,589
then it's like you know like a
donkey punch almost donkey

1646
01:45:37,589 --> 01:45:47,399
punch. Do you know what a donkey
that is sugu John just Google

1647
01:45:47,399 --> 01:45:57,629
donkey punch my friend punch the
chat rooms going like I was

1648
01:45:58,170 --> 01:46:01,770
just sexual practice known as
during donkey style sex

1649
01:46:01,770 --> 01:46:05,370
especially anal retentive
practice involves a did it a

1650
01:46:06,600 --> 01:46:11,280
punching the part of the back of
the head. Oh, please.

1651
01:46:12,990 --> 01:46:19,440
That's exactly how I feel. I got
done donkey punched. Yeah, I

1652
01:46:19,470 --> 01:46:21,990
can't believe you and Mimi
haven't tried that one out.

1653
01:46:23,340 --> 01:46:28,560
As Adam said, it was Judy zo.
Vander Derby Jeff lezen Don

1654
01:46:28,560 --> 01:46:34,710
vert. Jeff, in the logger
lending on the fell did vich

1655
01:46:34,710 --> 01:46:39,090
Roy, John ROG Amara and Bobby

1656
01:46:42,420 --> 01:46:45,270
There's nothing funnier than
making you say stuff in Dutch.

1657
01:46:45,960 --> 01:46:51,390
Benji Dawn vite Julie Don Julie
Jin Duan. fantastisch

1658
01:46:51,690 --> 01:46:55,320
that you know you're Dutch you
when you go to Holland. You're

1659
01:46:55,320 --> 01:46:59,700
getting laid so bad, my friend.
If you just say that, because

1660
01:46:59,700 --> 01:47:01,380
what you just said there was
great

1661
01:47:02,730 --> 01:47:09,450
marketing Van Gogh in Berlin. In
between in lieu when,

1662
01:47:10,530 --> 01:47:13,620
you know, he sends in his
donation just to hear you.

1663
01:47:14,550 --> 01:47:19,380
Message. It's more time for
Colin loss. Yeah, that Mortain

1664
01:47:19,650 --> 01:47:24,150
fun Colin loss and the Highland
less fallen last been highly

1665
01:47:24,150 --> 01:47:27,420
last column. Harlan Binet 11

1666
01:47:27,750 --> 01:47:36,180
Yeah. Good fun trip to Vaughn.
Trip. Prep, prep, PrEP. PrEP,

1667
01:47:36,210 --> 01:47:36,630
prep.

1668
01:47:37,560 --> 01:47:42,960
Forget it. Gear Fun, fun tribe.
Get it together man

1669
01:47:42,990 --> 01:47:47,190
font, right? Font, right? Yeah,
there you go. Nailed it. Yeah,

1670
01:47:47,220 --> 01:47:48,450
yeah. Yeah. Nailed it.

1671
01:47:48,660 --> 01:47:52,500
Oh, yeah. Awesome. Nailed it.
Geron Vaughn

1672
01:47:52,560 --> 01:47:59,130
are okay, let's try a urine.
Urine. Vaughn. Don't be a dick.

1673
01:47:59,130 --> 01:48:03,720
Just so you rune. You rune. You
go for an hour. An hour from

1674
01:48:03,720 --> 01:48:11,460
strike. Strike, strike. Strike.
strike. Strike. No. strike.

1675
01:48:12,030 --> 01:48:19,290
Strike. Close enough. Jaren
Honey, your own hurting car?

1676
01:48:19,890 --> 01:48:21,570
Your own hunty girl hurting

1677
01:48:21,570 --> 01:48:25,560
Ha ha ha. Just don't make fun of
it. Just try to do it hurting

1678
01:48:25,560 --> 01:48:29,220
her. wanting her. There's no
end. You're putting an end where

1679
01:48:29,220 --> 01:48:30,870
there is none hurting. Hi.

1680
01:48:31,830 --> 01:48:35,700
Good day. Ha No, like at the end
there. There's an end in there.

1681
01:48:35,700 --> 01:48:38,130
But this isn't about you putting
the end before the T It's

1682
01:48:38,160 --> 01:48:38,730
hurting.

1683
01:48:39,480 --> 01:48:42,960
Booting ha Oh hoo. I see what
you're saying. Okay, you're

1684
01:48:42,960 --> 01:48:44,580
right. In winning gun.

1685
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:47,100
rattling

1686
01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:49,830
Yeah, okay. 2207

1687
01:48:52,050 --> 01:48:55,290
Thank you, you rune. The head of
the Euro group of finance

1688
01:48:55,290 --> 01:48:58,020
ministers Sharon Joseph bomb
said

1689
01:49:02,130 --> 01:49:07,620
She's worse than you are. The
guy's name is Euromed deisel

1690
01:49:07,620 --> 01:49:11,760
bloom now say I repeat after me
you don't die so bloom

1691
01:49:11,820 --> 01:49:13,650
yo room guys will bloom the head

1692
01:49:13,650 --> 01:49:17,610
of the Euro group of finance
ministers giran Joseph bomb said

1693
01:49:18,390 --> 01:49:19,410
just bomb

1694
01:49:21,810 --> 01:49:29,370
Oh, I like that. What a dick.
Room deisel Bloom said again

1695
01:49:29,370 --> 01:49:31,740
Johnny. You can do a bit of an
Amy Goodman Yellow Room guys who

1696
01:49:31,740 --> 01:49:32,340
blues for

1697
01:49:32,340 --> 01:49:35,340
a new financial lifeline. The
head of the Euro group of

1698
01:49:35,340 --> 01:49:39,960
finance ministers giran. Joseph
blanc said a new bailout program

1699
01:49:39,960 --> 01:49:43,230
could be negotiated but only if
the Greek government backs down

1700
01:49:43,230 --> 01:49:46,620
from its rejection of austerity
demands very nice.

1701
01:49:47,310 --> 01:49:51,540
Jerome Jessel bloom
unfortunately for her that's a

1702
01:49:51,570 --> 01:49:56,790
total lie. But here is on CNN
another epic fail just to give

1703
01:49:56,790 --> 01:50:00,510
you an idea of the level of
understanding of technology Maji

1704
01:50:00,960 --> 01:50:06,270
what is I guess what happened
here is the one lady who got

1705
01:50:06,270 --> 01:50:10,380
through on and was able to
register and I don't even know

1706
01:50:10,380 --> 01:50:10,890
she actually,

1707
01:50:10,950 --> 01:50:14,370
I think that the one lady that
was one in Iowa, Ohio, the one

1708
01:50:14,370 --> 01:50:15,660
got through the other day, the
one

1709
01:50:15,660 --> 01:50:18,240
with Obama, the one who was in
the Rose Garden, and she was the

1710
01:50:18,240 --> 01:50:21,660
one. So the way she got through
apparently, it took her like

1711
01:50:21,660 --> 01:50:25,680
four hours, and she had to clean
her cache and her cookies in

1712
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:28,950
order to create. And they did
that. Oh, that's a good one.

1713
01:50:28,950 --> 01:50:32,310
Yeah. So but here's how it comes
across on CNN, it took her seven

1714
01:50:32,310 --> 01:50:35,160
hours on the phone and online.
Eventually, she had to go

1715
01:50:35,160 --> 01:50:38,700
through and clean out all the
cookies from her cache, was able

1716
01:50:38,700 --> 01:50:42,360
to sign up her cache

1717
01:50:42,720 --> 01:50:44,190
clip for the day already.

1718
01:50:44,790 --> 01:50:48,300
Really? I get it now. Oh, my
God, I wasn't prepared for that.

1719
01:50:55,110 --> 01:50:56,400
I mean, seriously,

1720
01:50:56,610 --> 01:51:01,620
this is what passes for news.
The cleanout are a cache, you

1721
01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:04,050
know, maybe she did have to
clean out her cache. Maybe

1722
01:51:04,050 --> 01:51:06,420
her cache was the problem to
start with, you know, Hey, lady,

1723
01:51:06,420 --> 01:51:09,420
you know, your attitude is not
right. Let's work on that cache.

1724
01:51:09,810 --> 01:51:16,860
Cache. Wow. What do you think we
need to get a mascot

1725
01:51:17,940 --> 01:51:21,420
mascot? mascots always got the
kid the kids love them.

1726
01:51:21,690 --> 01:51:23,970
Love a mascot giant chicken?

1727
01:51:24,330 --> 01:51:24,720
Well,

1728
01:51:24,750 --> 01:51:26,010
you can wait for it people.

1729
01:51:26,040 --> 01:51:30,120
So what we're trying to
accomplish is this about 80% of

1730
01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:33,810
the threat roughly is something
that the private sector can

1731
01:51:33,810 --> 01:51:38,070
absolutely handle. We can handle
through education. You know, the

1732
01:51:38,070 --> 01:51:43,200
Freddie the firewall PSA is
coming to you real soon about

1733
01:51:43,200 --> 01:51:44,850
how you can protect your own
network.

1734
01:51:47,280 --> 01:51:48,630
I can't wait for the day.

1735
01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:55,560
Ready? The firewall is ready the
firewall Do you want to keep bad

1736
01:51:55,560 --> 01:51:57,960
Russians? I mean, people from
countries with Nethers letter

1737
01:51:57,960 --> 01:52:01,800
that starts with are out of your
computer. While you don't have a

1738
01:52:01,800 --> 01:52:04,500
computer because you only have
an iPad, you can actually learn

1739
01:52:04,500 --> 01:52:07,290
how to do anything on it, but
Freddie's gonna protect you.

1740
01:52:07,770 --> 01:52:09,390
It's funny the firewall

1741
01:52:10,830 --> 01:52:12,900
you found your voice over gig.
Hey,

1742
01:52:12,960 --> 01:52:16,440
hey, kid, you can't watch porn.
It can't get in because the

1743
01:52:16,440 --> 01:52:20,340
firewall is protecting you. Oh,
oh no, you can't download the

1744
01:52:20,340 --> 01:52:23,520
podcast from the no agenda show.
Funny the firewall protecting

1745
01:52:23,520 --> 01:52:28,050
you? I think right if I got one
I nailed it. I should do nailed

1746
01:52:28,050 --> 01:52:29,130
it. I got it. I gotta

1747
01:52:29,250 --> 01:52:34,320
do a bunch of PSAs on the show,

1748
01:52:34,349 --> 01:52:37,529
I need script. But like you
write your script I'd write me

1749
01:52:37,529 --> 01:52:40,919
some script. Hey, Kansas, ready
the firewall guys? I think I can

1750
01:52:40,919 --> 01:52:43,499
replicate it. It's funny the
firewall,

1751
01:52:44,010 --> 01:52:47,400
like a nail that over and over.
It's because it's it's a voice

1752
01:52:47,400 --> 01:52:49,680
that you well, you don't
commonly do that voice ever.

1753
01:52:49,680 --> 01:52:49,980
I've

1754
01:52:49,980 --> 01:52:51,780
never. It's brand name. Bensi.
Right. He

1755
01:52:51,780 --> 01:52:55,020
really? You can do that. I think
now you can just jump to it.

1756
01:52:55,050 --> 01:53:01,230
Okay, ready? Yeah. I'm plugging
all the holes. I like the

1757
01:53:01,230 --> 01:53:01,710
cracking.

1758
01:53:03,480 --> 01:53:11,310
Firewall says plug. Plug your
boards. What do I see that

1759
01:53:11,310 --> 01:53:16,710
little Tina, you you have an
open port at the firewall won't

1760
01:53:16,710 --> 01:53:23,220
be happy. Okay. Let me say this
in the morning to you John C.

1761
01:53:23,220 --> 01:53:28,620
Dvorak. Whenever Space X does
something it's like this is

1762
01:53:28,620 --> 01:53:32,370
everyone's Oh, it's either Space
X. Here they're going to the

1763
01:53:32,370 --> 01:53:34,860
International Space Station or
they're launching space X

1764
01:53:34,950 --> 01:53:39,450
countdown we're going to be the
night little techie fanboys and

1765
01:53:39,450 --> 01:53:42,690
script kiddies. Oh, it's so
cool. You know a Musk has done a

1766
01:53:42,690 --> 01:53:48,330
rocket in this space. Morons,
look at what's really going on

1767
01:53:48,330 --> 01:53:48,810
here.

1768
01:53:48,900 --> 01:53:54,570
Oh, he's awesome. He's awesome.
He's Tony Stark.

1769
01:53:55,170 --> 01:54:02,460
This is from a father as in a
religious father. And I'm not

1770
01:54:02,460 --> 01:54:08,640
sure if I can mention his name.
So I won't I in the morning

1771
01:54:08,640 --> 01:54:11,040
Adam. Here's another story about
training drills at schools with

1772
01:54:11,040 --> 01:54:14,610
a little different spin on the
pastor of a small parochial

1773
01:54:14,610 --> 01:54:18,120
school in a town of about 10,000
people after Sandy Hook because

1774
01:54:18,120 --> 01:54:21,360
parents and staff were freaking
out about school safety. We call

1775
01:54:21,360 --> 01:54:23,970
the local police department to
send a liaison to do a

1776
01:54:23,970 --> 01:54:26,640
walkthrough of our facility.
After the walkthrough, the

1777
01:54:26,640 --> 01:54:29,730
liaison recommended that we
invite the county's tactical

1778
01:54:29,730 --> 01:54:34,290
response team, their version of
SWAT to provide training for our

1779
01:54:34,290 --> 01:54:39,660
staff. This is great stuff by
the way you can this is

1780
01:54:39,660 --> 01:54:43,830
fantastic. During a teacher in
service day, when there were no

1781
01:54:43,830 --> 01:54:48,090
students at the school, the TR T
the tactical response team came

1782
01:54:48,090 --> 01:54:51,660
to train our teachers. While I
was expecting a morning of being

1783
01:54:51,660 --> 01:54:55,140
told to hide in the corner of a
classroom if an armed assailant

1784
01:54:55,170 --> 01:54:58,050
entered the school, it was a bit
of a surprise and we learned

1785
01:54:58,050 --> 01:55:01,200
that the TRT wasn't there to
train this School staff know

1786
01:55:01,200 --> 01:55:04,290
they were there to run drills
themselves. They had nine

1787
01:55:04,290 --> 01:55:08,310
millimeter Glocks and ar 15 set
up to shoot paint filled gas

1788
01:55:08,310 --> 01:55:11,670
cartridges at each other. They
were happy to have the floorplan

1789
01:55:11,670 --> 01:55:14,670
of our school to add to their
database and spent the morning

1790
01:55:14,670 --> 01:55:17,280
shooting at each other and the
walls and the hallways of the

1791
01:55:17,280 --> 01:55:20,670
school with paint balls. The
three scenarios that they set up

1792
01:55:20,670 --> 01:55:24,750
where a random bad guy taking a
class hostage, an angry parent,

1793
01:55:26,070 --> 01:55:30,060
taking a class hostage and a
yuan bomb or like a look at like

1794
01:55:30,060 --> 01:55:36,810
wearing an IED. Again, taking a
class hostage, it seems that the

1795
01:55:36,810 --> 01:55:39,840
proper response to each threat
was to scream at the assailant

1796
01:55:39,840 --> 01:55:46,560
and then light him up with pink
balls. Father, you're great,

1797
01:55:46,770 --> 01:55:50,070
except the IED wearing
perpetrator once the IED was

1798
01:55:50,070 --> 01:55:52,740
identified, which in this case
was a piece of cardboard with a

1799
01:55:52,740 --> 01:55:56,100
word bomb written on it taped to
his chest. They were just

1800
01:55:56,100 --> 01:56:00,990
supposed to shoot him until he
dropped. The best part was when

1801
01:56:00,990 --> 01:56:04,380
they asked if I wanted to run
through the scenarios. Not

1802
01:56:04,380 --> 01:56:06,780
wanting to miss the opportunity
to shoot off duty police

1803
01:56:06,780 --> 01:56:09,570
officers with paint balls I
gladly accepted yes a man of the

1804
01:56:09,570 --> 01:56:12,780
cloth. When the training was
over, the officer swept up the

1805
01:56:12,780 --> 01:56:15,720
empty gas cartridges and did
their best to wash up the paint

1806
01:56:15,720 --> 01:56:18,690
filled walls. The next day when
the students were back in class

1807
01:56:18,690 --> 01:56:21,120
they discovered a few random
paint splatters that were missed

1808
01:56:21,120 --> 01:56:23,760
in the cleanup. When one of the
students asked a teacher about

1809
01:56:23,760 --> 01:56:27,000
the splatter What else could she
say other than the paint is

1810
01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:30,450
there to keep you safe? I will
say because this is a small

1811
01:56:30,450 --> 01:56:33,030
town. I know a few of the
officers in there good guys.

1812
01:56:33,270 --> 01:56:35,730
It's just unfortunate Law
Enforcement Training has turned

1813
01:56:35,730 --> 01:56:38,880
into combat training effect you
and John talk about regularly

1814
01:56:38,880 --> 01:56:40,980
and hopefully is appreciated by
your listeners.

1815
01:56:41,190 --> 01:56:45,300
Yeah, the militarization of
local police. One little

1816
01:56:45,330 --> 01:56:48,120
paragraph in the email that just
thought I had to share with you.

1817
01:56:48,960 --> 01:56:50,940
Share it share. All right,

1818
01:56:51,090 --> 01:56:55,560
I hung out with you and JC D
hard a few nights this summer in

1819
01:56:55,560 --> 01:57:09,360
my dreams. Recently it was good
fun. I'm telling you when I read

1820
01:57:09,360 --> 01:57:13,590
this, just that line alone to me
was like that's very weirdly

1821
01:57:13,590 --> 01:57:18,930
sexual. I hung out with you and
JCD hard a few nights this

1822
01:57:18,930 --> 01:57:23,760
summer in my dreams. It was good
fun. A fire truck full of hot

1823
01:57:23,760 --> 01:57:27,690
chicks drove by us as we were
all in a car together. The two

1824
01:57:27,690 --> 01:57:30,630
of you were doing the show live.
It was a we were cruising

1825
01:57:30,630 --> 01:57:34,350
around. They were listening to
the show live and were freaking

1826
01:57:34,350 --> 01:57:37,590
out as they realized who it was.
They were just passing. It was

1827
01:57:37,590 --> 01:57:46,170
hilarious. If you have any
dreams like that, please send

1828
01:57:46,170 --> 01:57:49,650
them to me. This is the story of
the day. Hold on a second.

1829
01:57:49,710 --> 01:57:52,770
Oreos are just as addictive as
cocaine.

1830
01:57:57,000 --> 01:57:59,700
That's the jingle version.
Here's the full soundbite

1831
01:57:59,790 --> 01:58:02,100
Oreos are just as addictive as

1832
01:58:02,100 --> 01:58:05,400
cocaine. That's according to a
study from Connecticut College.

1833
01:58:05,610 --> 01:58:09,270
Researchers found that eating
Oreos activated more neurons in

1834
01:58:09,270 --> 01:58:12,510
the pleasure center. drains and
exposure

1835
01:58:13,140 --> 01:58:15,990
in the pleasure center. What is
she thinking of her own pleasure

1836
01:58:15,990 --> 01:58:19,770
center when she's doing this
read in the pleasure center or

1837
01:58:19,770 --> 01:58:20,460
morphine?

1838
01:58:21,210 --> 01:58:24,060
To get a job in Hollywood with
this app? I don't know

1839
01:58:24,420 --> 01:58:27,990
that like most humans, rats like
to eat the Oreo cookies creamy

1840
01:58:27,990 --> 01:58:28,920
metal first.

1841
01:58:31,560 --> 01:58:34,590
Oh man. Yeah. Can you believe
that? You just read that? Yeah,

1842
01:58:34,590 --> 01:58:39,750
you did. You really did. Sorry
to say that's, I use? Are you

1843
01:58:39,750 --> 01:58:43,230
there? Because you've been
cutting out a little bit. I

1844
01:58:43,230 --> 01:58:45,960
didn't think so. I have a
feeling we gotta check.

1845
01:58:46,770 --> 01:58:49,410
Oh, crap. She's lived for the
day.

1846
01:58:49,590 --> 01:58:53,340
Oh, thank you. Well, the
question is, is it the long clip

1847
01:58:53,370 --> 01:58:54,510
or the short clip that is

1848
01:58:55,440 --> 01:58:57,750
the middle part that's a clip of
the day old.

1849
01:59:01,230 --> 01:59:04,170
Oreos are just as addictive as
cocaine.

1850
01:59:06,390 --> 01:59:07,680
I love how she says it.

1851
01:59:08,100 --> 01:59:09,480
Yeah, you know, she's got a lot
of and

1852
01:59:09,540 --> 01:59:12,960
she's like, Yeah, I'm really
enthusiastic about the cocaine

1853
01:59:13,020 --> 01:59:13,980
business.

1854
01:59:14,070 --> 01:59:15,990
She's obviously got something
going on.

1855
01:59:17,490 --> 01:59:18,630
Carol, CNN,

1856
01:59:19,230 --> 01:59:22,620
Speaking to CNN Secretary of
State John Kerry defended the

1857
01:59:22,620 --> 01:59:24,030
prisoner exchange,

1858
01:59:24,540 --> 01:59:28,320
it would have been offensive and
incomprehensible to consciously

1859
01:59:28,320 --> 01:59:31,560
leave an American behind no
matter what. To leave an

1860
01:59:31,560 --> 01:59:35,970
American behind in the hands of
people who had torture him cut

1861
01:59:35,970 --> 01:59:39,660
off his head. Any number of
things that we consciously

1862
01:59:39,660 --> 01:59:42,060
choose to do that that's the
other side of this equation.

1863
01:59:42,090 --> 01:59:46,920
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait. Now, are you just trying

1864
01:59:46,920 --> 01:59:51,480
to mess with me? Or are you just
trying to go straight for the

1865
01:59:51,480 --> 01:59:55,200
jugular? I mean, there is
without a doubt today right off

1866
01:59:55,200 --> 01:59:58,830
the bat you get it? I mean, no
doubt about it. Clinically, are

1867
01:59:58,830 --> 02:00:01,890
you kidding me is Can't What is
wrong with this man?

1868
02:00:03,360 --> 02:00:05,370
He would I when I heard that
when he says you know you're

1869
02:00:06,780 --> 02:00:09,210
there to torture him and then
cut off his head

1870
02:00:10,620 --> 02:00:13,350
and then it was more stuff after
cut off his head which makes it

1871
02:00:13,350 --> 02:00:17,490
even funnier. What do you do you
what anyway? The reason I

1872
02:00:17,490 --> 02:00:20,190
thought that clip was hilarious
and I when you really listen to

1873
02:00:20,190 --> 02:00:23,340
it, it actually says that he
did. He had his head cut off and

1874
02:00:23,340 --> 02:00:25,620
this is not like he's going to
have its head cut off.

1875
02:00:25,920 --> 02:00:30,780
Mokhtar bone el Mokhtar our
buddy there. McDonough McDarrah.

1876
02:00:30,810 --> 02:00:37,170
Yeah, of the Marlboro Man. Yeah,
so the any dead? He's dead, but

1877
02:00:37,170 --> 02:00:40,740
the I think it was the
telegraph. So they somehow

1878
02:00:40,740 --> 02:00:48,270
magically found in a letter from
al Qaeda central, sent to him

1879
02:00:48,300 --> 02:00:50,190
there, right. Al Qaeda
letterhead?

1880
02:00:50,309 --> 02:00:54,719
Yes, the al Qaeda letter found
by the Associated Press inside a

1881
02:00:54,719 --> 02:00:58,829
building formerly occupied by
their fighters in Mali. Now you

1882
02:00:58,829 --> 02:01:03,449
remember that we played all the
video of the model if they found

1883
02:01:03,449 --> 02:01:08,849
like an AK 47 and three bullets.
This was the big terror threat

1884
02:01:08,849 --> 02:01:14,219
in Mali. Yeah, this letter that
the Associated Press found is an

1885
02:01:14,219 --> 02:01:18,929
intimate window into the found
it yes, it's just just like, Oh,

1886
02:01:18,929 --> 02:01:23,669
what's this? Why it's a letter?
What does it say? It's a glimpse

1887
02:01:23,669 --> 02:01:26,459
into the inner workings of a
highly structured terrorist

1888
02:01:26,459 --> 02:01:30,419
organization that requires its
commanders to file monthly

1889
02:01:30,419 --> 02:01:31,439
expense reports.

1890
02:01:31,469 --> 02:01:39,509
Oh. Are you kidding me? No.
Expense Reports. Yeah.

1891
02:01:41,310 --> 02:01:44,280
And they were they were mad at
him because he didn't file his

1892
02:01:44,280 --> 02:01:46,020
expense reports on time.

1893
02:01:47,100 --> 02:01:54,030
What is he worked for? a.com.
Unbelievable. Yeah, the letter

1894
02:01:54,030 --> 02:01:55,440
sets that is I wish that

1895
02:01:55,920 --> 02:01:59,970
because that's the letter signed
by the group's 14 member Shura

1896
02:01:59,970 --> 02:02:02,880
Council or governing body
describes its relationship with

1897
02:02:02,880 --> 02:02:07,350
Bo matar as a bleeding wound and
criticizes his proposal to

1898
02:02:07,350 --> 02:02:11,340
resign and start his own group.
I'm gonna start my own group,

1899
02:02:11,340 --> 02:02:15,240
okay. I don't need you and your
damn expensive parts. Hello.

1900
02:02:15,600 --> 02:02:16,440
First and foremost,

1901
02:02:16,680 --> 02:02:21,840
get your budget in. Living I
gotta make blowing anything up

1902
02:02:21,840 --> 02:02:25,290
for the next month until all the
budgets are in. There was

1903
02:02:25,290 --> 02:02:29,970
30 bullet points in this letter.
First and foremost, they quibble

1904
02:02:29,970 --> 02:02:30,390
points

1905
02:02:30,390 --> 02:02:33,510
bullet probably got some
takeaways in this note who's

1906
02:02:33,510 --> 02:02:33,750
doing

1907
02:02:33,750 --> 02:02:37,170
the meeting notes. First and
foremost, they quibble over the

1908
02:02:37,170 --> 02:02:40,320
amount of money raised by the
2008 kidnapping of Canadian

1909
02:02:40,320 --> 02:02:43,140
diplomat Robert Fowler, the
highest ranking you and official

1910
02:02:43,140 --> 02:02:47,190
Indonesia air and his colleague
Brahmakumaris men held both for

1911
02:02:47,190 --> 02:02:50,070
four months and in a book he
later published, Fowler said he

1912
02:02:50,070 --> 02:02:53,400
did not know if a ransom was
paid. The letter reveals al

1913
02:02:53,400 --> 02:02:56,130
Qaeda wanted to use the
kidnapping to force concessions

1914
02:02:56,130 --> 02:02:58,410
in the US led war in
Afghanistan, but the plan was

1915
02:02:58,410 --> 02:03:03,180
stymied when Bill Mokhtar struck
his own deal for about $900,000

1916
02:03:03,180 --> 02:03:07,290
for both men, far below the $3
million per hostage that the

1917
02:03:07,290 --> 02:03:10,770
European governments were
normally paying. What isn't this

1918
02:03:10,800 --> 02:03:13,260
what I know this? Is this crazy

1919
02:03:13,290 --> 02:03:16,620
business they're running? No
wonder they have action items in

1920
02:03:16,620 --> 02:03:19,800
a memo. What's our budget
looking Abra? Looks like we're

1921
02:03:19,800 --> 02:03:22,830
getting about 9 million this
month. We're gonna do 100 for

1922
02:03:22,830 --> 02:03:23,580
the year,

1923
02:03:23,970 --> 02:03:30,870
what's our delta? What's the
Delta on on our reserves? I'd

1924
02:03:30,870 --> 02:03:33,990
like to meet the chief revenue
officer for al Qaeda, please.

1925
02:03:36,120 --> 02:03:40,440
This is nuts. You know, and I
really have to believe this. Do

1926
02:03:40,440 --> 02:03:41,280
you think it's true?

1927
02:03:42,240 --> 02:03:44,940
Well, I know that we've actually
discussed this before. And I

1928
02:03:44,940 --> 02:03:47,730
know there's been clips that
have come and gone that indicate

1929
02:03:47,730 --> 02:03:51,600
that they were running a
business which was a hostage for

1930
02:03:51,600 --> 02:03:55,290
money business, so you steal
some diplomat and you'd get you

1931
02:03:55,290 --> 02:03:58,410
get a check to give them back
and that's what people would do

1932
02:03:58,410 --> 02:04:01,320
over and over again, and I
didn't know what the payouts

1933
02:04:01,320 --> 02:04:04,860
were, but it's a 3 million bucks
and I got to the EU that's

1934
02:04:04,860 --> 02:04:07,560
pretty good money for you know,
a week's worth. I gotta

1935
02:04:07,590 --> 02:04:12,150
I gotta read you some more. The
list of slights is long. He

1936
02:04:12,150 --> 02:04:17,130
would not take management's
phone calls. refused to send

1937
02:04:17,160 --> 02:04:21,030
administrative and financial
reports and you get those TPS

1938
02:04:21,030 --> 02:04:25,680
reports though McDarrah he
ignored a meeting and tombak to

1939
02:04:30,750 --> 02:04:33,990
screw that meeting in Timbuktu
I'm not going to tell them to

1940
02:04:33,990 --> 02:04:39,060
pound sand, calling it useless.
Even ordered his men to refuse

1941
02:04:39,060 --> 02:04:42,060
to meet with al Qaeda
missionaries and Miss Miss

1942
02:04:42,120 --> 02:04:46,920
missier and Miss emissaries.
That's the one emissaries and he

1943
02:04:46,920 --> 02:04:51,030
aired the organization's dirty
laundry in online jihadist

1944
02:04:51,030 --> 02:04:54,300
forums, even while refusing to
communicate with

1945
02:04:54,300 --> 02:04:56,670
a chapter by SEO,

1946
02:04:57,510 --> 02:05:00,660
sounding like managers in any
company. This Euro leaders

1947
02:05:00,660 --> 02:05:04,350
accused Omaka of not being able
to get along with his peers.

1948
02:05:05,220 --> 02:05:08,010
They charge that he recently
went to Libya without permission

1949
02:05:08,010 --> 02:05:11,910
from the chapter which had
assigned the Libya dossier to a

1950
02:05:11,910 --> 02:05:17,340
rival commander called abou
Zeid. And they complain that the

1951
02:05:17,340 --> 02:05:20,430
last unit they sent Belle
Mokhtar for backup in the Sahara

1952
02:05:20,430 --> 02:05:23,310
spent a full three years just
trying to contact him before

1953
02:05:23,310 --> 02:05:30,540
giving up. That is just too
funny. The sharpest blow in the

1954
02:05:30,540 --> 02:05:33,300
council's letter may have been
the accusation that despite this

1955
02:05:33,300 --> 02:05:36,750
history of terrorism, though
maca and his unit had not pulled

1956
02:05:36,750 --> 02:05:42,330
off any attack worthy of mention
in the Sahara Desert, quote, any

1957
02:05:42,330 --> 02:05:45,120
observer of the armed actions
carried out in the Sahara will

1958
02:05:45,120 --> 02:05:48,270
clearly notice the failure of
the mass brigade to carry out

1959
02:05:48,270 --> 02:05:52,560
spectacular operations. Despite
the region's vast possibilities

1960
02:05:52,740 --> 02:05:56,130
that are plenty of Mujahideen
funding is available. Weapons

1961
02:05:56,130 --> 02:05:59,850
are widespread and strategic
targets are within reach. Your

1962
02:05:59,850 --> 02:06:03,240
brigade did not achieve a single
spectacular operation targeting

1963
02:06:03,240 --> 02:06:09,180
the Crusader Alliance. You my
friend are demoted. Isn't that

1964
02:06:09,180 --> 02:06:09,720
nuts?

1965
02:06:10,560 --> 02:06:17,700
It's totally nuts. Ah, one over
they wonder where that note came

1966
02:06:17,700 --> 02:06:20,520
from me. And you're in reality?
I'm sure it wasn't nobody

1967
02:06:20,520 --> 02:06:21,570
stumbled upon it.

1968
02:06:21,599 --> 02:06:24,119
Oh, well, that's what they say.
They say they say that the

1969
02:06:24,119 --> 02:06:29,609
Associated Press found it inside
a building. In Mali.

1970
02:06:31,620 --> 02:06:35,700
It's not it's not completely
unbelievable. That a note like

1971
02:06:35,700 --> 02:06:36,540
that existed.

1972
02:06:36,570 --> 02:06:41,850
So. So there is the well, it's a
it's a translation, of course,

1973
02:06:41,850 --> 02:06:50,460
but it is from the AP. It's in
the show notes. PDF. And it's a

1974
02:06:50,460 --> 02:06:57,030
translation of what they say is
is the note. Funny, isn't it? So

1975
02:06:57,030 --> 02:07:01,410
it's so on one hand. It kind of

1976
02:07:01,440 --> 02:07:03,810
can't segue out of this piece.
No.

1977
02:07:05,430 --> 02:07:08,790
I can't I know iTunes,
particulate I too. I'm just

1978
02:07:08,790 --> 02:07:13,170
baffled. But you if you read the
whole letter and how many paid

1979
02:07:13,170 --> 02:07:16,680
it's like it's pages and it's I
mean, I've seen some letters in

1980
02:07:16,680 --> 02:07:20,160
my in my time your people are
pissed off and you know, you

1981
02:07:20,160 --> 02:07:24,780
gotta fire someone or you're not
doing a good job. But this is

1982
02:07:24,780 --> 02:07:29,850
just just blows everything away.
You know, it was like I was just

1983
02:07:29,850 --> 02:07:33,990
not doing his job. Here. Does
the inadequacy come from

1984
02:07:33,990 --> 02:07:36,480
consultation and coordination
which we are in system or does

1985
02:07:36,480 --> 02:07:39,180
it come from unilateral behavior
along the lines of our brother

1986
02:07:39,180 --> 02:07:42,480
Abu Abbas, which produced a
blatant inadequacy, trading the

1987
02:07:42,480 --> 02:07:45,390
weightiest case to Canadian
diplomats for the meager price

1988
02:07:45,390 --> 02:07:49,890
of 700,000 euros. Today, like
Bishan about sales?

1989
02:07:50,730 --> 02:07:53,490
Yeah, the guy couldn't close a
higher he couldn't close the

1990
02:07:53,490 --> 02:07:57,180
real deal. He had to take a
discount if we don't do

1991
02:07:57,180 --> 02:08:09,240
discounts. Right, that was 220.
Macumba Mokhtar? We do not do

1992
02:08:09,240 --> 02:08:15,450
discounts. That was my German
that wasn't good. Isn't that

1993
02:08:15,450 --> 02:08:19,170
sad? Very funny. Yeah. Well, it
just shows you that.

1994
02:08:19,830 --> 02:08:20,970
It's just not

1995
02:08:21,810 --> 02:08:27,120
as good as Adam. All right, I'm
ready. Okay, here we go. Okay,

1996
02:08:27,390 --> 02:08:30,150
so there's three things that
were busted loose by this book

1997
02:08:30,150 --> 02:08:32,730
and his all his classified
information all were leaked out

1998
02:08:32,730 --> 02:08:35,220
and needs to be investigated.
Right. So let's start with the

1999
02:08:35,220 --> 02:08:40,200
first one. The using drones in
Yemen. Apparently, before this

2000
02:08:40,200 --> 02:08:44,160
book came out a few a week or so
ago. This was a complete secret.

2001
02:08:44,460 --> 02:08:48,120
Now, how did it remain a
complete secret after we drone

2002
02:08:48,180 --> 02:08:51,240
to Americans? Where we were
where was that? Where did that

2003
02:08:51,240 --> 02:08:56,940
take place? In Yemen. So let's
see. We have drone people in

2004
02:08:56,940 --> 02:08:59,550
Yemen. It was a known fact we're
droning people in Yemen, we

2005
02:08:59,550 --> 02:09:04,560
killed all a walkie and lemon 11
in Yemen. In lemon. Let's kill

2006
02:09:04,560 --> 02:09:08,460
him from now on. It's lemon. We
killed his son in lemon. All

2007
02:09:08,460 --> 02:09:12,570
this was taking place in Yemen.
Okay, what's where's the secret?

2008
02:09:12,570 --> 02:09:14,880
Tell me what the secret is? What
was the secret that we missed?

2009
02:09:15,480 --> 02:09:18,930
Don Don owed two lists. Not do

2010
02:09:18,930 --> 02:09:21,840
not drone list dollar drone
list.

2011
02:09:22,080 --> 02:09:24,690
Oh my god drawn to list ton of

2012
02:09:24,690 --> 02:09:27,900
drontal. As I wish you could put
that as a title of the show.

2013
02:09:28,710 --> 02:09:29,880
drawn to a list

2014
02:09:30,060 --> 02:09:30,810
of done it drugs.

2015
02:09:31,830 --> 02:09:35,100
This is our new codeword in the
morning got drawn to list

2016
02:09:35,880 --> 02:09:39,390
drawn to point to no agenda and
sell subscriptions.

2017
02:09:39,630 --> 02:09:42,360
What do you think our nation's
critical infrastructure is?

2018
02:09:42,360 --> 02:09:45,960
John, can you name three pieces
of infrastructure that are

2019
02:09:45,960 --> 02:09:46,650
critical?

2020
02:09:47,250 --> 02:09:49,200
The Verizon backbone Yeah.

2021
02:09:50,040 --> 02:09:51,720
Good. I'll take that one. Yes.

2022
02:09:52,200 --> 02:10:00,720
The Google Network. Yes. Yeah.
And I was say there's probably

2023
02:10:00,720 --> 02:10:04,110
another couple of backbones. I
can mention, let's say, sprint

2024
02:10:04,110 --> 02:10:04,950
backbones. Good one.

2025
02:10:05,190 --> 02:10:07,350
None of those are on Lieberman's
list. Oh, no, no,

2026
02:10:07,350 --> 02:10:11,250
wait a minute stop. They'll go
on these backbones, which would

2027
02:10:11,250 --> 02:10:14,790
be the real critical parts of
the network. You know, maybe I

2028
02:10:14,790 --> 02:10:18,030
would even add, okay, I know
what it is then. He's got Mae

2029
02:10:18,030 --> 02:10:24,540
West, Mae Mae east, the big
giant nodes that communicate our

2030
02:10:24,840 --> 02:10:27,990
network. No, no, that's got to
be on there because this would

2031
02:10:28,020 --> 02:10:31,980
be what you would say. Get any
idea about what you're talking

2032
02:10:31,980 --> 02:10:33,300
about? You would have to put
those

2033
02:10:35,520 --> 02:10:36,660
all of them are wrong.

2034
02:10:37,140 --> 02:10:42,570
As Chad Christian in Colorado
6969 live in Colorado avid

2035
02:10:42,570 --> 02:10:45,540
mountain biker, when not in the
backcountry alone. It concerns

2036
02:10:45,540 --> 02:10:48,150
me somewhat that I'm sharing
this actually good story. You

2037
02:10:48,150 --> 02:10:50,280
want to read this? It's actually
quite entertaining. No, you read

2038
02:10:50,280 --> 02:10:53,310
it. Okay. Well, I'm the
backcountry alone. It concerns

2039
02:10:53,310 --> 02:10:55,680
me somewhat that I'm sharing
habitat with mountain lions,

2040
02:10:55,680 --> 02:10:59,640
which are basically 180 pound
versions of typical housecats

2041
02:10:59,820 --> 02:11:03,780
made of coiled steel and teeth.
The mental image of a giant

2042
02:11:03,780 --> 02:11:07,440
Tabby silently stalking me on
razor sharp, extractable claws.

2043
02:11:07,590 --> 02:11:10,860
waiting to pounce makes it
difficult to relax during these

2044
02:11:10,860 --> 02:11:14,760
little excursions as an amulet
to being stocked, pounced upon

2045
02:11:14,760 --> 02:11:18,120
and disassembled by one of these
magnificent beasts. I have taken

2046
02:11:18,120 --> 02:11:23,220
to playing the no agenda show
through my iPhone speakers. Not

2047
02:11:23,220 --> 02:11:26,460
only does this keep predators at
bay, it's a great way to

2048
02:11:26,460 --> 02:11:30,900
multitask. I get my RDA of
uncompromised news from the best

2049
02:11:30,900 --> 02:11:34,410
cop podcast in the universe, a
little exercise and I get to

2050
02:11:34,410 --> 02:11:38,280
keep my jugglers So there I was
riding along enjoying the

2051
02:11:38,280 --> 02:11:41,400
outdoors listening to the show,
it was the donation segment I

2052
02:11:41,400 --> 02:11:44,430
was thinking that I needed to
renounce my boner dumb and

2053
02:11:44,430 --> 02:11:47,370
become a donor that that very
moment I was struck by one of

2054
02:11:47,370 --> 02:11:51,270
the mothers nature's combo in
imminent call the gas station,

2055
02:11:51,570 --> 02:11:57,660
coffee and green bean burrito
combo combo that seems so good.

2056
02:11:57,660 --> 02:12:01,110
Only an hour before had turned
on me. I got off my bike and

2057
02:12:01,110 --> 02:12:03,570
made my way toward the bushes.
When I noticed something flicker

2058
02:12:03,570 --> 02:12:07,620
in the sunlight white paper.
Could it be my good intentions

2059
02:12:07,620 --> 02:12:10,200
of donating Of course, I was
about to receive some

2060
02:12:10,200 --> 02:12:13,260
retroactive karma in the form of
a stash of toilet paper that

2061
02:12:13,260 --> 02:12:17,700
must have fallen from a hikers
pack. What luck. I reached out

2062
02:12:17,700 --> 02:12:20,850
to grab the white water of back
country convenience and discover

2063
02:12:20,850 --> 02:12:24,480
to my horror that had already
been used and now only barely

2064
02:12:24,480 --> 02:12:27,270
covered the ghastly remnants of
some previous travelers

2065
02:12:27,270 --> 02:12:31,350
breakfast balls. I reversed
course and found a less

2066
02:12:31,350 --> 02:12:34,950
conspicuous place to dig a hole
of my own and was saved from a

2067
02:12:34,950 --> 02:12:38,190
rather uncomfortable ride home
by some bandages from my first

2068
02:12:38,190 --> 02:12:42,000
aid kit that served alternative
purposes well enough. The

2069
02:12:42,000 --> 02:12:47,220
message was clear however,
donate or else had been spared

2070
02:12:47,220 --> 02:12:54,480
but I would I be so lucky again.
It's not worth the risk. I'm

2071
02:12:54,480 --> 02:12:59,100
crying. I'm literally crying.
Michael Shoemaker.

2072
02:13:00,060 --> 02:13:06,810
Oh, hold on hold on Chad Nizam
toilet paper karma. Karma

2073
02:13:12,420 --> 02:13:13,950
Oh, good writing man.

2074
02:13:14,400 --> 02:13:18,210
But here's John Edwards
mistress. And I got a comment on

2075
02:13:18,210 --> 02:13:18,570
this.

2076
02:13:18,720 --> 02:13:21,540
Bill writes that she expects
people to judge her and her

2077
02:13:21,540 --> 02:13:26,040
relationship with Edwards but
writes at its heart. This is a

2078
02:13:26,040 --> 02:13:30,120
love story. What is the future
for you and John Edwards now?

2079
02:13:32,010 --> 02:13:34,470
That's a great question. Right
now.

2080
02:13:35,430 --> 02:13:40,770
The priority is not a great
question. How was that a great

2081
02:13:40,770 --> 02:13:49,500
question Great question. That's
not a great question.

2082
02:13:51,720 --> 02:13:55,020
I know I got no I got the I have
the tumbler interview clip. This

2083
02:13:55,020 --> 02:13:58,230
is different I've Oregon
shooting Obama expanded stutter.

2084
02:13:58,470 --> 02:14:02,430
Well, I have a hard shooting
Obama stammer. Obama stammer

2085
02:14:03,810 --> 02:14:08,820
Bama stammer, Obama stammer,
it's not the only country that

2086
02:14:08,820 --> 02:14:14,130
has and then we have expanded.
This is the whole clip with all

2087
02:14:14,130 --> 02:14:24,960
the stuttering it's psychosis
very cute.

2088
02:14:25,200 --> 02:14:36,270
All right, you better take your
man slave you gotta take because

2089
02:14:36,270 --> 02:14:40,260
if you don't take your meds,
Anderson Cooper will show you

2090
02:14:40,320 --> 02:14:44,880
what it's like to live with
voices in your head.

2091
02:14:45,060 --> 02:14:47,430
You're gonna put these earphones
in there and try to do a series

2092
02:14:47,430 --> 02:14:51,330
of tests. Okay, so now hearing
sort of whispers and voices in

2093
02:14:51,330 --> 02:14:57,690
my head and the first test is
number puzzles. Do you suck and

2094
02:14:57,690 --> 02:14:58,740
they know it.

2095
02:15:00,000 --> 02:15:04,050
Hey, this is a whole piece of
English isn't this Anderson

2096
02:15:04,050 --> 02:15:06,630
Cooper is going to show what
it's like to live with

2097
02:15:06,630 --> 02:15:09,600
psychosis. And he puts
headphones on. This is a

2098
02:15:09,600 --> 02:15:12,120
scientific test. They're talking
to him. Yeah, they're saying

2099
02:15:12,120 --> 02:15:14,910
that he sucks. And apparently
that's what his voice is saying

2100
02:15:14,940 --> 02:15:19,380
you suck. And then he's asked to
do some tasks, like walk around

2101
02:15:19,380 --> 02:15:22,440
on the street and do puzzles and
fold paper.

2102
02:15:22,920 --> 02:15:23,820
Well, he's got

2103
02:15:25,020 --> 02:15:26,610
and so we get a mix

2104
02:15:26,610 --> 02:15:30,840
of people walk around listening
to music on their iPads or I you

2105
02:15:30,840 --> 02:15:31,620
know, I funny you

2106
02:15:31,620 --> 02:15:34,170
say that he brings this up.
That's right.

2107
02:15:35,610 --> 02:15:40,500
Okay. So I did this test for
three minutes, and I did not get

2108
02:15:40,560 --> 02:15:46,560
a single one. It's very hard to
it's hard to concentrate when if

2109
02:15:46,560 --> 02:15:48,810
it's like music or something.
And if

2110
02:15:48,840 --> 02:15:52,500
V For God's sake, just listen to
it.

2111
02:15:54,000 --> 02:15:58,770
It's very hard to it's hard to
concentrate when it's like music

2112
02:15:58,770 --> 02:16:02,880
or something constant. It's
easy, but people talking to you.

2113
02:16:02,880 --> 02:16:03,600
It's very difficult.

2114
02:16:03,990 --> 02:16:06,150
Shut up. Listen, I have been

2115
02:16:07,170 --> 02:16:10,230
waiting for people I know. And I
have be as that as the little

2116
02:16:10,230 --> 02:16:14,070
earpiece where the producer is
literally talking to him while

2117
02:16:14,070 --> 02:16:17,130
he is talking and counting them
down into commercials and right.

2118
02:16:17,190 --> 02:16:20,940
It's a skill, it's a skill, then
handling questions, all kinds of

2119
02:16:20,940 --> 02:16:25,020
stuff happens. And he's actually
very good at this. Yeah, but Tom

2120
02:16:25,020 --> 02:16:26,670
Brokaw is very

2121
02:16:26,850 --> 02:16:31,020
Yes. He is lying to the public
when he says this is distracting

2122
02:16:31,020 --> 02:16:33,960
him. He is trained not to be
distracted by this sort of

2123
02:16:33,960 --> 02:16:34,320
thing.

2124
02:16:35,010 --> 02:16:37,740
And he's saying that he's
getting nothing right. But also

2125
02:16:37,740 --> 02:16:41,220
I like I like the what they've
made up is like, the voice in

2126
02:16:41,220 --> 02:16:44,640
your head is apparently saying
you suck. You're no good.

2127
02:16:45,359 --> 02:16:51,449
All humans kill all humans. Shut
up. Shut up.

2128
02:16:52,770 --> 02:16:55,980
Back to the voices now. It's
really distracting.

2129
02:16:57,030 --> 02:16:59,790
Environment Shut up. common
thing that the producers yelling

2130
02:16:59,790 --> 02:17:01,560
your ear. Yeah, exactly. Shut

2131
02:17:01,560 --> 02:17:02,220
up now.

2132
02:17:02,370 --> 02:17:04,320
Do not touch that stop

2133
02:17:07,800 --> 02:17:12,990
this is a brilliant piece. I
could not make it. Ah, well it's

2134
02:17:12,990 --> 02:17:16,950
in the shownotes the link to the
video looking at this is edited

2135
02:17:16,950 --> 02:17:19,620
believe me. Easy. You want to
touch that.

2136
02:17:21,900 --> 02:17:25,980
But it just it's really hard to
it's hard to focus when kind of

2137
02:17:25,980 --> 02:17:28,290
people whispering to you and
talking to you.

2138
02:17:29,760 --> 02:17:36,720
Be always on the street. And
there's whispering just come

2139
02:17:36,720 --> 02:17:49,530
clear. With echo. Anderson kill
brah kill brah.

2140
02:17:51,900 --> 02:17:54,090
Hey, give me give me yesterday's
paper.

2141
02:17:55,770 --> 02:17:59,730
He asked for yesterday's paper
to prove that he is now insane

2142
02:17:59,730 --> 02:18:00,840
from the voices

2143
02:18:02,130 --> 02:18:07,560
for yesterday's paper.
Yesterday's New York Times? No.

2144
02:18:08,250 --> 02:18:15,750
Okay, I'll just get today's it's
really it's incredibly

2145
02:18:15,750 --> 02:18:19,380
distracting on the street to
have somebody talk in your head

2146
02:18:19,380 --> 02:18:21,960
and it makes you feel completely
isolated from everyone else

2147
02:18:21,960 --> 02:18:25,140
around you. And you don't want
to engage in conversation with

2148
02:18:25,140 --> 02:18:28,350
other people. You kind of find
yourself wanting to engage in

2149
02:18:28,350 --> 02:18:30,690
conversation with the voice in
your head constantly.

2150
02:18:31,710 --> 02:18:35,280
How about audio books, people
must be must go on shooting

2151
02:18:35,280 --> 02:18:38,400
rampages, when they listen to
Audible. That shit should be

2152
02:18:38,400 --> 02:18:39,090
outlawed

2153
02:18:39,240 --> 02:18:42,660
talking to you and everything
they're saying relates to things

2154
02:18:42,660 --> 02:18:45,060
that you're actually doing or
criticizing things you're doing

2155
02:18:45,060 --> 02:18:48,240
it's like every somebody's
taking a course watching you.

2156
02:18:48,870 --> 02:18:52,860
Your mother hates you, Anderson
commenting on what you're doing

2157
02:18:52,860 --> 02:18:57,390
and you can't help it. I
literally find myself wanting to

2158
02:18:57,390 --> 02:18:58,410
kind of respond to them.

2159
02:18:58,439 --> 02:19:02,879
You'll always be second rate
Anderson wolf makes more money

2160
02:19:02,879 --> 02:19:03,599
than you

2161
02:19:04,320 --> 02:19:07,170
kind of tell them when to be
quiet and it's it's incredibly

2162
02:19:07,170 --> 02:19:11,100
unpleasant. It's a very very
unpleasant experiment. To back

2163
02:19:11,100 --> 02:19:15,810
up, stand up now. This is crazy.

2164
02:19:15,899 --> 02:19:19,469
And what does it have to be this
kind of Long Island woman

2165
02:19:20,219 --> 02:19:25,379
and stand up backup do this now.
I'll cut you off 20 3040 Stand

2166
02:19:25,379 --> 02:19:42,959
up now. It's okay Anderson. And
that just went on for hours and

2167
02:19:42,959 --> 02:19:46,529
hours. I did only clip two
minutes of it. He like five

2168
02:19:46,529 --> 02:19:49,319
minutes of him walking around
trying to fold paper.

2169
02:19:51,240 --> 02:19:53,250
Anyway, this is the same
messaging we're going to have to

2170
02:19:53,250 --> 02:19:56,760
be stuck with this. This is the
last high school USA show. I'm

2171
02:19:56,760 --> 02:20:02,190
going to set it up one of the
characters It went to a party in

2172
02:20:02,250 --> 02:20:04,800
Amish country where the girls
get to do whatever they wanted,

2173
02:20:04,800 --> 02:20:07,110
and they weren't having sex
every which way. And they

2174
02:20:07,110 --> 02:20:09,630
decided the only kind of sex
they didn't have is by having a

2175
02:20:09,630 --> 02:20:13,170
sex change and then having sex
again. So the guy's going to hit

2176
02:20:13,200 --> 02:20:16,980
the guy, the girl that was an
Amish girl had the sex change.

2177
02:20:17,070 --> 02:20:21,240
The guys decided against it. old
widow in my autumn years. That's

2178
02:20:21,240 --> 02:20:24,270
the worst news of all. That's
right, Brad. You got delta

2179
02:20:24,270 --> 02:20:28,200
winning hand. Don't fold it.
Well, I guess I should

2180
02:20:28,200 --> 02:20:30,720
go tell her. I sure hope she
takes it like the man that she

2181
02:20:30,720 --> 02:20:38,610
now is. Read, Mary, is that
really? You? Sure is

2182
02:20:38,640 --> 02:20:42,390
pretty cool, right? Yeah. Now
get on in there. I can't wait to

2183
02:20:42,390 --> 02:20:44,250
take this new hog for spin.

2184
02:20:44,280 --> 02:20:47,610
Well, here's the thing. Miriam,
I, I can't go through with this.

2185
02:20:47,640 --> 02:20:51,090
Because how do I say this
delicately. I just don't want to

2186
02:20:51,120 --> 02:20:53,910
Well, I can't say that. Under
the circumstances. I'm not a

2187
02:20:53,910 --> 02:20:57,060
little disappointed. But I
understand. You need to live

2188
02:20:57,060 --> 02:20:59,340
your boring, single gendered
life the way you want to.

2189
02:21:00,000 --> 02:21:02,790
You're the coolest guy in the
world. Look at you, man. You're

2190
02:21:02,790 --> 02:21:06,420
a real son of a bitch. Well,
find a woman to have sex with

2191
02:21:06,420 --> 02:21:09,840
me. Wish me luck. You'll find
one easy. There are so many

2192
02:21:09,840 --> 02:21:10,770
slots out there.

2193
02:21:12,780 --> 02:21:16,020
And that ladies and gentlemen is
is Fox Network.

2194
02:21:19,530 --> 02:21:23,760
So Nancy Pelosi explained
exactly who we have to thank for

2195
02:21:23,760 --> 02:21:24,750
this. Can you

2196
02:21:24,780 --> 02:21:30,000
think? Well, Obama No, wrong
wrong wrong.

2197
02:21:30,810 --> 02:21:33,600
I want to say a word about
Senator Kennedy. I spoke to

2198
02:21:33,600 --> 02:21:36,420
Vicki Kennedy this morning.
Listen, this is listening to

2199
02:21:36,420 --> 02:21:40,710
Patrick Kennedy, before coming
here, thanking them for the

2200
02:21:40,710 --> 02:21:45,030
important role that he played a
lifetime of commitment to making

2201
02:21:45,030 --> 02:21:48,210
healthcare a right not a
privilege in our country. He

2202
02:21:48,210 --> 02:21:51,750
called it the great unfinished
business of our country of our

2203
02:21:51,750 --> 02:21:52,530
society.

2204
02:21:58,560 --> 02:22:02,970
That whole Lyndon Johnson tried
to push their health years on

2205
02:22:02,970 --> 02:22:07,710
the best parts and they just
slammed it. That guy, chef's

2206
02:22:07,710 --> 02:22:08,670
slave.

2207
02:22:08,970 --> 02:22:12,270
I knew that when he left us who
would go to heaven and hell pass

2208
02:22:12,270 --> 02:22:22,560
the bill and now I knew is
busily at work until this

2209
02:22:22,560 --> 02:22:26,190
decision came down. He was
working the whole time lip of

2210
02:22:26,190 --> 02:22:26,850
the day.

2211
02:22:27,960 --> 02:22:38,940
Oh, I wasn't ready for it. Yes.
This is why you gotta watch the

2212
02:22:38,940 --> 02:22:44,700
span. Because you don't get this
stuff on the news. I heard that

2213
02:22:44,700 --> 02:22:50,580
I'm like, you've got to be
kidding me. You did. Ted Kennedy

2214
02:22:50,580 --> 02:22:51,960
went to heaven and work.

2215
02:22:54,720 --> 02:22:57,870
Kennedy went to heaven. And Dan
passed a health care bill

2216
02:22:57,930 --> 02:22:58,920
fantastic.

2217
02:23:00,600 --> 02:23:02,940
Just listened to that again.
It's really it's the whole thing

2218
02:23:02,940 --> 02:23:04,500
is 15 sec vote Heaven

2219
02:23:04,500 --> 02:23:09,120
and Hell pass the bill. And now
a new is busily at work until

2220
02:23:09,120 --> 02:23:13,200
this decision came down.
Inspiring one way or another.

2221
02:23:14,220 --> 02:23:16,470
And now he can rest in peace.
You're

2222
02:23:16,470 --> 02:23:21,840
done. Just woman is
unbelievable. The Democrat Party

2223
02:23:21,840 --> 02:23:27,570
should be ashamed of themselves
for keeping her around. Oh, I

2224
02:23:27,570 --> 02:23:33,600
still get jollies. How awesome
is that? Yeah, it's pretty

2225
02:23:33,600 --> 02:23:37,980
awesome. There's a long Reverend
Manning clip that I had that I

2226
02:23:37,980 --> 02:23:40,860
was at 20 minutes and I have to
cut it down to like six or seven

2227
02:23:40,860 --> 02:23:44,400
minutes where he goes on a crazy
rant. But he starts off really

2228
02:23:44,400 --> 02:23:47,100
sedate. And then he gets wild at
the end. And it's actually going

2229
02:23:47,100 --> 02:23:50,580
to be quite funny. Let's do I do
have a teaser, if you can see

2230
02:23:50,580 --> 02:23:53,220
where it's headed. From my
little intro here.

2231
02:23:53,880 --> 02:23:55,080
What am I playing?

2232
02:23:56,580 --> 02:24:00,660
You're off. You're terrible.
Yeah. Bailing these Yeah, well,

2233
02:24:00,660 --> 02:24:05,070
I suck. Reverend Manning intro.
Oh,

2234
02:24:05,730 --> 02:24:11,580
you mean this clip. I want
everybody to try to understand

2235
02:24:11,610 --> 02:24:16,170
I'm not a right winger. I'm not
a left winger. I'm not a

2236
02:24:16,170 --> 02:24:19,470
liberal. I'm not a conservative.
I'm not a Democrat. I'm not a

2237
02:24:19,470 --> 02:24:23,700
Republican. I'm a Christian. I'm
not even black actually. And I

2238
02:24:23,700 --> 02:24:28,380
have a role to play in
Christianity as a preacher as a

2239
02:24:28,380 --> 02:24:33,000
pastor, of which I have been
doing for 30 years and will

2240
02:24:33,000 --> 02:24:37,980
continue to do my parish, if you
will, is located in the

2241
02:24:37,980 --> 02:24:42,540
community known as Harlem. But I
preach to the world God's

2242
02:24:42,570 --> 02:24:49,170
unadulterated word now. I do not
see the world politically. And

2243
02:24:49,560 --> 02:24:53,760
so therefore please understand
that I only see things

2244
02:24:53,760 --> 02:24:57,840
spiritually. At present the
reason why so much of my time

2245
02:24:57,840 --> 02:25:02,400
and energy has been spent deal
And with Obama is because Obama

2246
02:25:02,400 --> 02:25:06,330
is the son of Satan. He was just
another politician, then I will

2247
02:25:06,480 --> 02:25:12,240
probably be very casual at the
most about him as I was with

2248
02:25:12,240 --> 02:25:16,260
George Bush, or what Bill
Clinton, but when when a

2249
02:25:16,260 --> 02:25:21,360
preacher looks up and he sees as
Satan has sent one of his songs,

2250
02:25:21,690 --> 02:25:27,180
then I spend every waking moment
of my day talking about the fact

2251
02:25:27,180 --> 02:25:28,980
that Satan son is here.

2252
02:25:31,440 --> 02:25:36,180
Yeah, and my age theory is nuts.
Hold on a second.

2253
02:25:36,539 --> 02:26:02,969
Get out there and behind. Real
country

2254
02:26:09,630 --> 02:26:11,010
Manny on Fox Oh,

2255
02:26:11,039 --> 02:26:13,469
that sounds so much like Nanning
one, doesn't it? Well,

2256
02:26:13,470 --> 02:26:15,630
you you're looking at the whole
thing. And when

2257
02:26:15,630 --> 02:26:20,370
Fox News saw the millions that
came down to the 910, September

2258
02:26:20,370 --> 02:26:25,050
2009, a Tea Party rally, they
immediately jumped on board,

2259
02:26:25,200 --> 02:26:27,930
because they recognize that the
Tea Party had reached critical

2260
02:26:27,930 --> 02:26:31,470
mass in terms of the number of
people that were supporting it.

2261
02:26:31,530 --> 02:26:34,620
So they began to support the Tea
Party. But the other thing that

2262
02:26:34,620 --> 02:26:37,710
happened at Fox News and some of
the Roger Ailes and Rupert

2263
02:26:37,710 --> 02:26:41,700
Murdoch, were also negotiating
with is that after the election,

2264
02:26:42,390 --> 02:26:45,720
the rule came down. You speak
out against Obama, you lose your

2265
02:26:45,720 --> 02:26:48,570
license, you speak out against
Obama, you lose all your

2266
02:26:48,570 --> 02:26:54,150
advertising. And so Fox News
then cut a deal to get rid of

2267
02:26:54,150 --> 02:26:58,950
Fox News's most outspoken
speakers, Obama and Glenn Beck

2268
02:26:59,310 --> 02:27:01,920
took about eight, nine months to
get it done. They got rid of

2269
02:27:01,920 --> 02:27:07,680
him. They tone down. Sarah
Palin, and they pumped up Bill

2270
02:27:07,680 --> 02:27:11,640
O'Reilly, who has a set out Bill
O'Reilly as a whole from the

2271
02:27:11,640 --> 02:27:16,530
word go, go, Bill O'Reilly and
Obama's father both in heat

2272
02:27:16,530 --> 02:27:20,610
horrors. You offer bill a lot of
money, he don't care. He'll take

2273
02:27:20,610 --> 02:27:25,440
it. He began to pump up and
support Obama. So putting the

2274
02:27:25,440 --> 02:27:29,190
other mistake was in addition to
putting your trust into Tea

2275
02:27:29,190 --> 02:27:33,660
Party, people began to put their
trust in Fox News. But Fox News

2276
02:27:33,660 --> 02:27:39,420
had already sold out to quietly
support Obama. And they sent the

2277
02:27:39,420 --> 02:27:42,360
big gun a Bill O'Reilly out and
a shoot down the birth

2278
02:27:42,360 --> 02:27:46,560
certificate and call all the
birth as whack jobs, loons,

2279
02:27:46,590 --> 02:27:51,150
crazies and races and night
after night, night after night

2280
02:27:51,150 --> 02:27:54,480
on the Fox show, whatever it's
called Bill O'Reilly de facto

2281
02:27:54,480 --> 02:27:58,470
rollin. He shot down birth has
called him crazy has called him

2282
02:27:58,470 --> 02:28:03,420
loons. And to finally, anybody
who came on Fox News was afraid

2283
02:28:03,420 --> 02:28:06,780
to even mention the birth
certificate. And that one, all

2284
02:28:06,780 --> 02:28:09,540
right, and then stepped up and
said, I've seen the birth

2285
02:28:09,540 --> 02:28:14,460
certificate. I personally have
seen that. So shut up, shut up

2286
02:28:15,000 --> 02:28:20,940
Obama's eligibility. And so Fox
News sold out. But still people

2287
02:28:21,630 --> 02:28:26,130
knowing that they have been
cheated by Fox News. Turn on Fox

2288
02:28:26,130 --> 02:28:29,520
News every day. I don't
understand that. I don't

2289
02:28:29,520 --> 02:28:34,260
understand it isn't the
Stockholm syndrome, where you

2290
02:28:34,290 --> 02:28:40,200
actually take part in your own
destruction. I mean, I consider

2291
02:28:40,200 --> 02:28:47,040
Fox News. The new Charles Manson
and the Manson followers no

2292
02:28:47,040 --> 02:28:51,510
matter what he did, stabbed
Sharon Tate in the stomach put a

2293
02:28:51,510 --> 02:28:56,820
knife though. She's pregnant
rate and Robin Piltover. I see

2294
02:28:56,850 --> 02:29:01,200
people who watch Fox News as
followers of Charles Manson,

2295
02:29:01,380 --> 02:29:07,860
because Fox News is sold out. Go
ahead now and head media. Okay,

2296
02:29:07,860 --> 02:29:10,140
it's good. I love

2297
02:29:10,140 --> 02:29:15,210
that guy. Play, man. And part
two, the rant about the Tea

2298
02:29:15,210 --> 02:29:15,630
Party.

2299
02:29:17,370 --> 02:29:19,770
We have a theme. We have a theme
today

2300
02:29:19,800 --> 02:29:23,940
that is ineffective. But yet
people thought that they have

2301
02:29:23,940 --> 02:29:29,160
the power. You can see it. They
are not your friend. And we have

2302
02:29:29,160 --> 02:29:34,050
said this over and over and over
again. And the Tea Party

2303
02:29:34,050 --> 02:29:37,590
congressional members are not
your friend. So trusting him

2304
02:29:37,590 --> 02:29:45,660
this was a major mistake. Had
you stay with the ineligibility

2305
02:29:45,750 --> 02:29:51,510
the unconstitutional statement
of a status of Obama? You would

2306
02:29:51,510 --> 02:29:55,500
not be weeping today. You would
not be wringing your hands

2307
02:29:55,500 --> 02:29:59,760
today. Have you stayed with the
issue? That was the only issue

2308
02:30:00,000 --> 02:30:05,430
And that is the issue of Obama's
eligibility. And that even of

2309
02:30:05,430 --> 02:30:11,220
itself had a glimmer of hope.
But after the Tea Party slammed

2310
02:30:11,220 --> 02:30:14,820
it after Fox News slamming that
think for just a second how

2311
02:30:14,820 --> 02:30:18,540
angry you get when you when you
hear me, but remember you're

2312
02:30:18,540 --> 02:30:22,380
acting now just like black
people, black people got flat

2313
02:30:22,380 --> 02:30:26,070
out angry with me when I told
them Obama was a slickster he

2314
02:30:26,070 --> 02:30:30,480
was a pimp, he was alone again,
mack daddy, he was a hustler. He

2315
02:30:30,480 --> 02:30:34,410
was a steal of Dr. King's dream.
And he didn't care anything

2316
02:30:34,410 --> 02:30:37,860
about black people. Not only
that, but he was black and black

2317
02:30:37,890 --> 02:30:42,570
people got mad at me the two
nails they were wrong. Now you

2318
02:30:42,570 --> 02:30:49,290
are wrong. Wrong, following the
Tea Party, following Fox News.

2319
02:30:50,760 --> 02:30:56,790
You're wrong. Brothers benefits
greatly from Obama. They're all

2320
02:30:56,790 --> 02:31:01,470
now selling the same program and
this new film out now

2321
02:31:01,590 --> 02:31:06,180
demonstrate Obama being the son
of Frank Marshall Davis ain't

2322
02:31:06,180 --> 02:31:10,200
nothing but another move by
Obama, you're dealing with the

2323
02:31:10,200 --> 02:31:16,650
devil, you're not dealing with a
human being your moves that

2324
02:31:16,650 --> 02:31:21,330
you've never thought of. The
problem is, you're blind, you

2325
02:31:22,380 --> 02:31:27,870
turn on Fox News, as long as
they tease you with the idea

2326
02:31:28,200 --> 02:31:32,010
that they're against Obama. But
if you were the executive

2327
02:31:32,010 --> 02:31:35,850
producer, and the editor of the
news of Fox News, couldn't you

2328
02:31:35,850 --> 02:31:42,090
put together a roster of
announcers and news items that

2329
02:31:42,090 --> 02:31:44,760
would destroy Obama in a
heartbeat, you could even do

2330
02:31:44,760 --> 02:31:48,270
that you will not have enough,
you post up on your Facebook

2331
02:31:48,270 --> 02:31:53,250
page, you post up on YouTube
information. And if you were at

2332
02:31:53,250 --> 02:31:56,040
Fox News, you do the same thing
that you're doing on your

2333
02:31:56,040 --> 02:32:00,450
Facebook page. So you know, Fox
News is a damn sell out. They

2334
02:32:00,450 --> 02:32:04,620
could do better. They could tell
the truth, because you do it.

2335
02:32:04,800 --> 02:32:09,150
And yet you give them a pass for
not doing what's wrong with you.

2336
02:32:09,570 --> 02:32:16,200
Would you? Would you the same
thing with the team pod? The

2337
02:32:16,200 --> 02:32:22,860
same? No team party member of
Congress, we'll talk about the

2338
02:32:22,860 --> 02:32:26,010
fact that we've got a criminal,
the courts have been co opted.

2339
02:32:26,130 --> 02:32:36,510
And now they've been who you
know it? It's a bit long.

2340
02:32:36,810 --> 02:32:39,420
Yeah. When I could have cut off
when he gave it the Frank Davis

2341
02:32:39,420 --> 02:32:41,820
thing I that, you know, that was
something that is always

2342
02:32:41,940 --> 02:32:45,630
considering the Frank Davis was
born to this guy as it was real

2343
02:32:45,630 --> 02:32:51,030
dad. Isn't Obama's scheme. The
devil that's even better to talk

2344
02:32:51,030 --> 02:32:57,360
about? The next ones aren't that
long about what I could have cut

2345
02:32:57,360 --> 02:32:59,370
right there. Yes, actually, that
was the interesting thing that

2346
02:32:59,370 --> 02:33:02,490
he brought up. And I you know,
it's probably in. That's a good

2347
02:33:02,490 --> 02:33:04,200
take. That's a deconstruction. I
liked it.

2348
02:33:04,410 --> 02:33:06,720
This would be the word to part
three here. This

2349
02:33:06,720 --> 02:33:10,230
is about Romney is that the
Romney thinks is an idiot.

2350
02:33:10,350 --> 02:33:14,880
Now, what's the solution? Well,
first of all, we need to

2351
02:33:14,880 --> 02:33:23,010
understand this, that Mitt
Romney is perhaps, and this is

2352
02:33:23,010 --> 02:33:31,260
so pathetic. Mitt Romney is
perhaps the worst possible

2353
02:33:31,260 --> 02:33:36,000
candidate, Mitt Romney is the
worst possible what is wrong

2354
02:33:36,000 --> 02:33:42,630
with you, people? With you, man,
and you don't have the statute

2355
02:33:42,630 --> 02:33:46,620
to tell us what to do. You know,
you're just gonna preach over

2356
02:33:46,620 --> 02:33:49,830
that church over there in
Harlem. And we'd like you, we

2357
02:33:49,830 --> 02:33:52,470
think you're amusing. When you
talk about black people. We like

2358
02:33:52,470 --> 02:33:55,350
what you say about them. But
when you start talking about

2359
02:33:55,350 --> 02:33:58,620
white people, you're
automatically wrong. And so, I

2360
02:33:58,620 --> 02:34:00,630
mean, well, I will love to hear
you're talking about black

2361
02:34:00,630 --> 02:34:03,540
people love to hear you say
today, I got no honor. We'd love

2362
02:34:03,540 --> 02:34:06,660
to hear your talk about how
barbaric they act and all of

2363
02:34:06,660 --> 02:34:10,320
that and how they are racist,
and we love that. But now when

2364
02:34:10,320 --> 02:34:14,580
you talk about, you only give me
credit when I talk about black

2365
02:34:14,580 --> 02:34:18,630
folk, but I am right in your
rights on giving me credit. God

2366
02:34:18,630 --> 02:34:21,300
knows when I speak about if I'm
right, but I'm right. When I

2367
02:34:21,300 --> 02:34:29,610
talk about why this truth is
universal. Fox News is a

2368
02:34:29,610 --> 02:34:33,930
sellout. The biggest mistake we
made in this country in this

2369
02:34:33,930 --> 02:34:37,650
whole matter with Obama is trust
and Fox News and they were

2370
02:34:37,680 --> 02:34:43,950
laughing all the way to the bed.
You the Tea Party, the Koch

2371
02:34:43,950 --> 02:34:47,880
brothers, you're foolish and now
Mitt Romney against Obama.

2372
02:34:47,970 --> 02:34:53,640
Here's a person in a way. Obama
will win. There's no doubt about

2373
02:34:53,640 --> 02:34:55,890
that. And he will be president
forever.

2374
02:35:01,170 --> 02:35:04,650
He's, you know, he's he's doing
a lot of deconstruction that we

2375
02:35:04,650 --> 02:35:07,020
do only he adds a

2376
02:35:07,110 --> 02:35:10,440
certain flavor or flair that we
have available to us got a

2377
02:35:10,440 --> 02:35:10,650
little

2378
02:35:10,650 --> 02:35:14,190
flair going on there. Wow,
that's pretty good

2379
02:35:14,640 --> 02:35:19,680
resident for ever. A very
interesting, isn't it say

2380
02:35:19,680 --> 02:35:20,310
prediction,

2381
02:35:20,430 --> 02:35:26,100
he has not made history and
being the first black African

2382
02:35:26,100 --> 02:35:29,040
American president, because
whether you think this is

2383
02:35:29,040 --> 02:35:32,580
boasting or not, whether you
think I'm gloating, or whether

2384
02:35:32,580 --> 02:35:36,600
you think I don't got outside of
my position, authority, but I

2385
02:35:36,600 --> 02:35:41,160
have made sure that the history
books will not record Obama as

2386
02:35:41,160 --> 02:35:44,250
the first black president out
until that thing up out of

2387
02:35:47,070 --> 02:35:49,950
saying he was first black
president. And that little twit

2388
02:35:49,950 --> 02:35:53,910
called Toni Morrison and that
Oh, which call Angela, Maya

2389
02:35:53,910 --> 02:35:59,340
Matt, my Angelou. Who were
whores who said that Bill

2390
02:35:59,340 --> 02:36:02,610
Clinton was the first black
president of black people. So

2391
02:36:02,610 --> 02:36:08,430
psychotic, so deranged, saw
without honor. So self loathing,

2392
02:36:08,730 --> 02:36:12,030
they named Bill Clinton as the
first black president. That's

2393
02:36:12,030 --> 02:36:14,580
how much they hate black folk,
and how much they reverence

2394
02:36:14,580 --> 02:36:18,210
white folk, they were around.
And Obama ain't the first black

2395
02:36:18,210 --> 02:36:21,600
president. So we got rid of
that. But he made history today.

2396
02:36:21,960 --> 02:36:25,770
Yeah, he made history far
greater than being the first

2397
02:36:25,770 --> 02:36:29,160
black president. So nobody will
care about black people. No way.

2398
02:36:29,250 --> 02:36:32,220
And by the way, black people
will be on the boat going to

2399
02:36:32,220 --> 02:36:38,070
Africa by 2014. And Alan West,
and Marco Rubio are the ones who

2400
02:36:38,070 --> 02:36:41,970
have made it possible, they will
be on the boat going by 2014

2401
02:36:41,970 --> 02:36:44,490
Black people will be going back
to Africa, oh, it's gonna look

2402
02:36:44,490 --> 02:36:48,180
like a great excursion go like a
great movement. Two years from

2403
02:36:48,180 --> 02:36:52,380
now when the health care bill
really kicks in. And two years

2404
02:36:52,380 --> 02:36:55,830
from now, when Obama has been
taken mass control of the world,

2405
02:36:55,830 --> 02:37:00,150
and the Islamic world is now
dominating, the economy is in

2406
02:37:00,150 --> 02:37:03,090
the tank. And two years from now
the world is gonna be so

2407
02:37:03,090 --> 02:37:06,180
different. Getting on a boat,
going back to Africa, black folk

2408
02:37:06,180 --> 02:37:09,540
is gonna seem like a good idea,
let's go seem like a really good

2409
02:37:09,540 --> 02:37:12,780
idea. And they're going to be
true billions of dollars pouring

2410
02:37:12,780 --> 02:37:16,800
into the idea. All kinds of
resettlement monies are going to

2411
02:37:16,800 --> 02:37:20,100
be allocated, and all the black
politicians are going to say,

2412
02:37:20,100 --> 02:37:23,700
this is a good idea. And the
cities are crumbling, and all

2413
02:37:23,700 --> 02:37:26,850
that kind of a thing. Oh, yeah.
But you're going back to Africa,

2414
02:37:27,090 --> 02:37:32,220
where you've gone back to
Africa, you're worthless, nobody

2415
02:37:32,220 --> 02:37:35,550
needs you. Now, we got to dream.
We got Mexicans who pick

2416
02:37:35,550 --> 02:37:39,840
tomatoes, and they clean toilets
and nobody needs these self

2417
02:37:39,840 --> 02:37:44,310
loathing welfare cheats called
Black people anymore. You're

2418
02:37:44,310 --> 02:37:48,570
going back and Obama is gonna be
the one to send you that.

2419
02:37:49,500 --> 02:37:54,330
I thought we were depressing.
Now all right, I'm gonna give it

2420
02:37:54,330 --> 02:38:00,420
to you. Please put all of that
in the Red Book. Let me see if I

2421
02:38:00,420 --> 02:38:04,650
got this right. Obama's
President forever. Black people

2422
02:38:04,650 --> 02:38:06,480
being sent back to Africa

2423
02:38:12,660 --> 02:38:14,310
Well, that was fantastic, sir.

2424
02:38:14,310 --> 02:38:17,790
Cyber man. Do you think he can
do a hattrick in the future?

2425
02:38:18,840 --> 02:38:25,650
He's gonna He's on notice. Be
nice. It would be nice. It's

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it's pretty astonishing. You
know, people should appreciate

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what we've been doing over the
years. And I hope that they do

2428
02:38:32,730 --> 02:38:35,970
we, you know, I was looking over
some of the donations. So I

2429
02:38:35,970 --> 02:38:38,880
noticed that there's a lot of
there's more than a few min

2430
02:38:38,910 --> 02:38:42,150
overboard. Yeah. who, for
whatever reason, I think we've

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lost them.

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Someone coming back from time
from time to time I see some

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coming back. But yeah,
overboard, for sure. But for

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various various reasons.

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Well, what the only reason that
I just you know, the people

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02:38:56,640 --> 02:38:58,770
don't have time for the show
because they used to commute and

2437
02:38:59,010 --> 02:39:01,110
listen and show in their car and
they don't listen, they don't

2438
02:39:01,110 --> 02:39:03,990
exercise. They don't can't
listen to the gym. And they

2439
02:39:03,990 --> 02:39:06,570
don't necessarily like to listen
to the show was when they're

2440
02:39:06,570 --> 02:39:12,210
doing dishes. But it's kind of a
shame because I mean, that that

2441
02:39:12,210 --> 02:39:15,150
this show kind of shows the kind
of variety of material that we

2442
02:39:15,150 --> 02:39:17,760
produce besides our
deconstructions we have funny

2443
02:39:17,760 --> 02:39:18,570
stuff, and it

2444
02:39:18,570 --> 02:39:22,020
would be very cool if someone
went to no agenda player.com and

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02:39:22,020 --> 02:39:24,990
annotated the whole thing. Just
to make

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I would like to see all the
shows annotated. Well, most of

2447
02:39:27,630 --> 02:39:32,160
them are MAMP we are in the
early days with bubba. Yeah, he

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02:39:32,160 --> 02:39:35,490
would transcribe Yeah, he would
transcribe he didn't transcribe

2449
02:39:35,490 --> 02:39:37,140
but he did did notes someone

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02:39:37,140 --> 02:39:39,510
is still doing the John
someone's still doing that. I

2451
02:39:39,510 --> 02:39:40,650
saw that the other day

2452
02:39:41,100 --> 02:39:43,350
on a show by show basis. Yeah,
if

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02:39:43,380 --> 02:39:46,500
Yeah, someone was was doing
topic by topic by topic. So not

2454
02:39:46,500 --> 02:39:49,350
a literal transcription, but at
least had the topics

2455
02:39:50,190 --> 02:39:54,030
might or might would like with
that page with that pages. Man,

2456
02:39:54,060 --> 02:39:55,890
I can't remember what it was
missing. No,

2457
02:39:55,920 --> 02:39:59,610
let's dig it up. Is it? I think
it'd be very handy. It would

2458
02:39:59,610 --> 02:40:02,310
be super are handy. It's just I
can't remember who was doing

2459
02:40:02,310 --> 02:40:09,270
that. No agenda search. Well now
someone out there is doing it

2460
02:40:09,270 --> 02:40:12,870
and they'll let me know. And
okay, we'd love to blog. Great,

2461
02:40:12,870 --> 02:40:18,870
fantastic resource for sure.
Alrighty, so we're gonna have

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02:40:18,870 --> 02:40:22,170
another nice evening here in a
gay Perry.

2463
02:40:22,859 --> 02:40:28,409
Yes, please. See you in Austin
on Sunday for the next show.

2464
02:40:28,440 --> 02:40:31,740
Yes and thanks everybody again
for supporting us and for

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02:40:31,740 --> 02:40:37,740
allowing allowing us to have a
full week of while at least not

2466
02:40:37,740 --> 02:40:40,320
doing a show prep continues but
he's not doing a show. It's

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02:40:40,680 --> 02:40:44,340
appreciated. You guys I think
coming up for Sunday, you know,

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02:40:44,340 --> 02:40:44,790
by you

2469
02:40:45,930 --> 02:40:51,270
know, not really how it will we
will be telling the AC 130 in

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02:40:51,270 --> 02:40:51,360
the

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02:40:51,390 --> 02:40:55,050
FBI. Yes. Yeah, we I saw that
email come in cool. We got some

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02:40:55,050 --> 02:40:55,260
good

2473
02:40:55,830 --> 02:40:58,530
211 rounds my ass.

2474
02:41:00,180 --> 02:41:03,810
Alright, everybody, we will
return on Sunday, which means we

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02:41:03,810 --> 02:41:07,050
will need your help for our
extra donation segments.

2476
02:41:07,140 --> 02:41:12,630
Remember us at divorce.org/n A
and coming to you from Gitmo

2477
02:41:12,630 --> 02:41:19,560
nation frog legs here in Paris.
almost want to say Paris, Texas.

2478
02:41:19,680 --> 02:41:23,400
There's a Paris Texas but it's
Paris France. Morning,

2479
02:41:23,400 --> 02:41:23,940
everybody. I'm

2480
02:41:23,940 --> 02:41:27,000
Adam curry. And from Northern
Silicon Valley where there's no

2481
02:41:27,000 --> 02:41:29,160
Paris in California. I'm John C.
Dvorak.

2482
02:41:29,190 --> 02:41:34,200
We will return on Sunday right
here on no agenda. Adios mofos

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02:41:40,650 --> 02:41:44,400
devora.org/n A