Now what do we want to do at the end here? Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak. It's Thursday May 5 2016. And time once again for
you get donation media assassination episode eight to
two.
This is no agenda.
sipping wine from a boxing, eating cheese on a stick and
broadcasting live from the capital of donation frog's legs.
Paris, France in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley where I have no such pleasures.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
In the morning, there we go. Finally we did it morning. A
couple of false starts. Yes, I'm in Paris, France. We are live to
tape.
Live to tape. Live to tape every so how's the weather?
Oh, the weather is almost perfect if it was like five
degrees, eight degrees warmer Fahrenheit. That is about 61.
But this one is when the sun is shining is dynamite. Dynamite. I
tell you the city of love city d'amour. Which tourists, which I
gotta tell you, the French are really nice to us the air there.
They claim they're tourists businesses have been hit by
big time. We took two Ubers but first of all this morning when
we have breakfast, and I'm trying my friends. And I I've
always understood if you at least try then you know they
appreciate it. And they'll usually say something really
fast and you go with a pilot flew a lot of miles he will play
and then they'll just start talking English to you. So big
warning about two things about the pig pockets. The guy could
not stop he's like please, please, please, we're so happy
to have you here. Please be careful the pig pockets. It's
crazy. And he said his Brazilians who are doing it here
in Paris.
Well, Brazil has a reputation for a group it's like it's not
Gypsies in the old fashioned sense but there's a lot of that
criminal activity street activity pickpocketing in Brazil
it's a very high I've never been pickpocketed there and I've been
there a lot but I I've seen movies and it's horrible that
there's been movies where they just strip a guy and you're
naked. They take everything everywhere
even even in the Eiffel Tower. They everywhere signs like
please, please please be careful. Be careful of
pickpockets. And they work in you know gangs and stuff.
Gangs right? No they distract you with this has been going on
in Paris for a long time but apparently says all time worst.
Yeah, it is apparently bad. Let's see what I learned a
couple other things. So the pickpocketing Oh, and a couple
of producers that emailed me about this about this is this is
another hustle and other scam where either a young woman or
maybe a couple of kids will run up and they say you American you
American and you say yes. Then they'll say oh, you know, here
pledge and have like some tattered piece of paper and you
know, pledge some money or something. You know, if you
write in the amount, then the kids will start pestering. You
have to pay now and drag it towards the ATM. There's like 18
different scams, but they're they're specifically for
Americans. And sure shoot and we walk up to the Eiffel Tower and
there's like, Hello America and America and I'm like 90s button.
So okay, just kept on walking. My name is Hans, as it is. But
anyway, so we were we took an Uber back. We took an Uber from
the from the Eiffel tower to the Musee d'Orsay, which is mind
blowing. Thank you very much for the recommendation. i There are
no more Monet's left in the world. I don't think they're all
there am Rodin sculpture sculptures and Van Gogh and many
of the classics the Van Gogh's you go Holy shit. I've seen that
all my life and here it is. Yes, you're hearing well, that's
kind of amusing. Since there's two museums in Holland.
We didn't I know we didn't go to the Van Gogh Museum.
Oh, yeah. Well, the Van Gogh then there's one out in the
sticks someplace which is even got a bigger collection from
what I
can tell. But the but forget that by Monet's were just
unbelievable. Just so beautiful. To Oh, beautiful. But anyway, so
we took this Uber and the kid Yeah, no, actually younger than
me might have been my age from Morocco. And we're just chatting
and he's really funny. But he says, You know, I've been here I
moved from Morocco when I was seven. I've been here 3040 years
whatever it was. Because and I really thought Americans were
kind of douchebags that they didn't like some they think
we're assholes and and he said But once I started driving Uber
I found out that Americans are really nice people and we're so
happy to have you here because you know 25% down Americans
alone in tourism he said
so now's the time to go Yeah, I'm always says some horrible
event. Go then.
Yeah. And everyone is really nice and happy we're here you
know. Beautiful, and even my crappy ass. You know, grade
school French. Anyway, yeah, that has been fantastic. It's
really been great. And we got a couple more days. And we have a
special episode of the show today, which was compiled for us
by Sir cyber. And he did the previous version of this which
is kind of a lot of our gags and jokes and funny moments from
mine. It's it's hundreds of episodes. He just he just keeps
listening and plug stuff in. I'm not quite sure its processes.
Actually. I think you sent me an email maybe I'll if I have any
spare time. I'll put it in the show notes, his process and how
he put this together. But it is actually quite funny.
Yeah, it's kind of weirdly funny because because it's all the
humor that he can compile. He apparently likes to funny parts
of the show. And I guess we every show we have one or two
moments where something hilarious happens and these put
them all on one show and now he's updated that which is what
we're going to hear now.
Yeah. Okay, so are we going to come back? Are we going to
break? Yeah, we'll
come back right in the middle of it. I could discuss a few more
things maybe a little more about your trip to Paris and then ask
for some contributions, so we can keep doing this show. And
well let's see what he's got for us duck.
Here he is sir. cybers. No agenda funnies part two.
CBS News contributor Michio Kaku is a physics professor,
which means he knows nothing professionally Professor really?
About climate
at the City College of New York. Good morning. Morning.
So what's causing all this? Well, the wacky weather couldn't
get even wackier. Rob
That's when I perk up.
Holy crap. When did he become a broadcaster The Morning
everybody. My daddy was a beetle.
I don't know why I said that. But that's what they do at the
morning.
Well, let me just say that I think you've been busted. By
whom? Me.
Okay, well,
I wait a minute. Don't you get by once you deny that this is
you doing some? I guess moonlighting doing some show
play that play that clip and tell me this is a new gold show.
Intro
gold show intro. Okay. What is this?
My name is Adam. Though many of you know me as adult film
producer Seymour butts. You might remember me and my loved
ones from the reality series family business. Welcome to our
new show. Come on talkback go boys
Oh man, what is this earring on? This is so cool you. That's why
I'm here. We're doing another 13 Series episodes in the series.
And I wish I was Mr. Seymour butts.
And by the way, you might as well play this little clip here
which kind of proves it to me which is the Adams show recipe
for success. Someone's getting cornhole today like a recipe for
success to me
Wait a minute. This is going in the evergreens John, the
question is okay, you know, maybe I'm busted but what are
you doing finding this stuff?
I have my sources
oh boy well does actually kind of
nice because exactly like you and the guy looks like all lanky
guy. Everything looks exactly like you except you got some
sort of thing some. It looks as though he took some sort of news
skin or something and put it around his eyes and let it dry.
So I've got these really old beat up eyes, but except for the
eyeballs. Nice. This is you. That's right.
That's me. You got me. I'm busted. We already said or I
think one of the one of the thesis we discussed was that
this was going to be a war. Goodbye love and joy. You look
hot. You look la hot. Alright, sorry. This was going to be not
just the
at the studio doing the gold show.
Get those girls in line.
Was there anything you wished you'd said Rachel when he
finished and you went home and he saw the reaction, and
everyone giving you a hard time it's almost anything you wish
you'd said when you remember Nika. Why
people the whole world say it's a racist word. My module around
to talk to 1000s That was not be changed. around I think
this is I love this thank you for finally putting it on
mainstream television that the word nigger is no longer racist.
It started 10 years ago, it's used in common language
staatsballett and GG a nigga, what does that mean to you that
that way of spelling it? What does that listen to Pierce is
moron an idiot? What does that mean? Does it hurt your feelings
mean to you? That means a male, a male Exactly. A black man, a
black man. Doesn't mean a black male. No, any kind of man. Thank
you black or white, black. Any kind of Chinese can say. Yes,
Chinese. Thank you. Yes, my Chino Nagler. That's my Chino,
nigga. Thank you. Thank you, Rachel, thank you for finally
putting that straight. It's about
time I condemn the woman now.
I could say that. Rappers and everything, use it in the music.
And that's what they mean.
Yes. But Nigar Nigar advise you not to be by black people,
because they're not gonna have a racist word.
But the two different words, different meanings in your
community. Know.
He's such a dick.
He's an idiot. My favorite. Now as it turns out, the couple
things I get out of this one. I would not advise people to use
either term if they're white, and that would be aimed at you,
please. Because see, see, this is what the problem will be. But
why do you think take it upon yourself? Everywhere. Use the
word constantly when we check into the airport tomorrow hoping
Yeah, you should do that to the TSA. Please let
me go. I can't raise my hands above my arm on my shoulders.
Please. You have to keep you don't.
What is wrong with that?
It will for one thing it requires enunciation to to get
it straight. I'm good. There's always a problem with not black
or white. Everybody has a problem enunciating. So that's a
problem number one. And number two. It's a bold Chris. She's
not a gatekeeper of anything. Are you she's Emily Post. She
says it's okay. Emily, this woman, she's a teenager. And
you're saying oh great.
I can use it. Yeah, I want a t shirt of her face. And Megan,
please, that's what I want.
Okay. Oh, somebody in the audience will make that for you.
And you have to wear it around text no problem.
No problem. I'll even go I'll go outside of Austin even and
sometimes I can be a gay white guy. Or I can be a over the top
black woman.
I had never heard any of these people. Oh yeah. This is what I
did I please Oh yeah. You say that all the time. And I
got a an email from our producers who was shocked
shocked that I did this.
Yeah. Okay. And did it I was shocked to please sort of OH MY
please. What have we come to me
here to be clear as a black man, I don't have a problem with
people sounding Jack ASOs saying nigga I'm particularly sick of
this overly sensitive liberal BS about words that hurt. My gripe
is only that Adams hunky asked tries to sound mockingly hip
when he says it. At the risk of sounding like a cyber buddy
Adam, Adam, please stop. You're a tall white guy who made and
blew millions of old media ghetto pass revokes. Well, you
I'm sorry. I will now that my ghetto pass has been revoked. I
just like to know is there a way I can get my ghetto pass
back that's all like she's gonna have to come up with another
donation there's a way that I
can get my my ghetto pass until that until then. My my black
friend has revoked my ghetto pass this I take seriously,
everybody else everybody else can pound sand. Someone revoking
their ghetto pass or it for the ghetto pass. That's like taking
my gypsy ring. So I'm done.
Hey, guys just wanted to donate as it's been a while. And guilt
has been eating me away. Oh, no, that's bad. You guys make my
commute very entertaining. And all the hookers. I give rights
to really enjoy the show.
doesn't really say that. Yeah. So wait a minute. So he's
playing the show while that was given the hookers rides.
Yeah. But he's got give rides to in quotes, which I'm not going
to get into. I don't know quite what that means. I think he's a
trucker. I don't know. He might be me. It sounds like a trucker.
I mean, he's out in the middle. And it's the kind of place where
a trucker would live. If you're
a hooker and you listen to the show, let us know that we'll
make you an honorary hook. We'd love hookers
honorary. So I can't
I can't wait to bring this up at dinner. This will be a lot of
fun. Hey, hey, how about about the got any babies and
incubators on the floor?
PAL this you can really you might kill your dinner thing
going with Disney. That's known that according to ask him read
through here the wiki page on this is quite good. And then you
have the clips so you I would listen to
John John stop egging me on. Are you insane? I'm not gonna I
gotta be careful here.
Let's just read the wiki page and then just drop a bomb in
there and it just I here's what I would ask. I'd say oh, good to
meet you. Oh, he'll known Yeah, yeah. You know, I remember that.
Deal with that girl that the ambassador's daughter with a
phony testimony that she did. That was great. I apologize for
that.
No, no, I think I'm gonna it's gonna be different. So we'd like
can you pass the potatoes? I think they've been incubating in
the pot long enough. Oh, don't drop them on the floor. Nice
baby potato. Chips I dropped on the floor that we're incubating
in the pot. Oh yes, I feel they're gonna they're gonna tar
and feather me and run me out of town is what's gonna happen.
None
of them. Remember this, including that guy? Yeah, so I
was at the EFF thing. And there's what real cutie comes up
to me says so what do you do? And I said, podcasts. I'm a
podcaster. And so she just turned her walked off. It's very
strange.
Never ever, ever say that. That is that's you might as well say
I pick my nose and eat the boogers. I mean, it's a horrible
thing to say. I'm a podcaster Well, I guess I'm sorry. I have
to go poop now. They'll do anything to get away from you.
Hey, the the poop project what is this the poop project? Poop
project nonsense. The poop project.org The poop project is
a grassroots organization pushing for change from the
bottom up. We create art social media and educational
experiences that heal the cultural shame keeping potty
Tech Talk taboo. Our words? Yeah, our work promotes critical
conversations about sustainable sanitation for the person,
planet and world community. The poop project is a fiscally
sponsored
arity No. Onion.
No. The poop project is a fiscally sponsored nonprofit
through Fractured Atlas. This is a real this is a real
organization that is on the climate march website, John.
It's real. The poop project is dedicated to growth. I already
read that part. Why talk about poop for our bodies rather than
accepting a world that makes us feel guilty for doing something
everybody does. We could be creating a world that is
hospitable to the reality of having a body and all of its
needs. Don't poop. The problem we have become disconnected from
it don't stop pooping.
There's no reason to poop. If you leave it in there long
enough it'll finally digest itself.
It's been a while but finally I feel I can play this jingle
again. Detective Dookie police SBU special Cooper's unit this
is real people. This is what we this is real money that is going
to this real money. It's real. Real money. It's real. This is
this is a this is this is like comedy.
And that is why personally I cannot be a part of network
funded by the Russian government that whitewashes the actions of
Putin.
Putin. I love that that's so sexy. Putin she says when she
says Putin, Putin, Putin.
Putin the actions of Putin.
No, she's just proven. He's cool as poop can like kick 10 No, she
does not pronounce the T she says poo and like pooping. Just
play it again. Elizabeth Poon
that whitewashes the actions of poo. Poo. Poo poo. And she's
proven proven. Proven pullin.
There's a student video. Gotta get a hold of I have it right
here. Oh play
climate change and how to slow it. This is the first place
winner Mizel have a little listen to one minute and 15
seconds climate change how to slow it down. First place
climate change category world of 7 billion student video contest.
May of 2014. That's a cow farting. Green guys. You know,
no, I'm telling you start this video. There's a cow farting.
And the end the fart turns into a cloud of methane. Yes, I'll
read. I'm not kidding. You hear you hear the cow farts? Listen,
it started again. Here we go. Eight farts and the cloud says
greenhouse gas methane.
Oh, let's get rid of cows. There's one Another one here,
which is maybe it's called something else Miss American
sleaze balls. That's okay, I'm gonna
see if I can read down that low that one while we play the intro
clip one intro clip one.
Thomas Edison judged America's first beauty pageant in my
state. Can you feel the electricity in my name is
Rebecca Jackson, Miss Delaware? Listening to your phone calls
from the nation's capitol?
Just kidding. I miss District of Columbia. Once most famous for
the Fountain of Youth now we're known as America's weirdest
state. I am Miss Florida Miranda. From the landing for
free and the home of the brave. I'm ready to hit it out of the
park tonight. Miss Georgia that Wait a minute.
Did I hear Miss Washington DC say from the Capitol? We're
we're listening to all of your calls. Yes. She should have one.
That's funny. Well, I'm sure all this material is written for the
girl. Yeah, of course. But every time they did not announce
themselves, and then they soon as they said their name, then
they start dancing, like lunatics.
It was it was dumb. And then some of them were outside. So
they had really crappy light. And they didn't want to go
there.
But there was one whole scene of about 10 women that were all
backlit.
See them? Don't look at them. Because you can't unsee it.
Yeah, it was bad. I was really. Yeah, we did see that.
And so did you get that in the clip down? Yeah, I got it. Okay,
so let me get the name of this guy. That guy who do they get
these did show us to have a you know, used to have Bob Barker.
It was a very, and Bob Barker was always seen as a kind of a
womanizer. The other co host is Bob Barker dead. Did he die? No,
no, you can look him up and see Bob Barker was he also didn't he
always sing a song at the end? I owe the
the Miss America song right? Yeah. But he wasn't he The Price
Is Right guy.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he was just apparently he's sleeping
with everybody. Even though
he was the half of his day. Basically. Let me see. Bob
Barker. I think he's still alive, man. Yeah, according to
the Wikipedia, he's still alive. Age 89 I bet he's still nailing
him.
Well, you baby yeah, you get into it. Who is this guy? This
douchebag that's the host on this thing. He is gay. And then
all the judges were gay. Me It's
become judges who are the judges? Oh, they
have me they gay. They're so gay was ridiculous. And even the
woman was gay. The female was she's what she but yeah, but she
was one of those Holly Hunter. What's your name type gave women
are very different to their teeth a little bit
like a lesbian? Yeah, yeah.
He talks like this. Here we go. Let
me see I got I got the judges here. Carla Hall. Oh, Sam
Haskell is he's the host. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Oh, Lance Bass
was a host. Yeah. No, he
was a judge a judge. Yes. He's gay. Yeah, you know, these are
out gays. We're not talking. We're not making stuff they
should put us on. Yeah, well, that would work it's rig. And
I'll tell you why it was rigged. Let me take a play the
sleazeball thing where they were were you listen to the whole
thing that I'll give you my analysis at the end. Miss New
York
TV host Julie Chen revealed that when she was starting out for
career reasons, she had plastic surgery to make her eyes appear
less Asian. What message does this send to young women?
Personally, I don't agree with plastic surgery. However, I can
understand that from the standpoint but more importantly
I've always viewed as Miss America as the girl next door
and the girl next door is evolving as the diversity in
America evolves. She's not who she was 10 years ago and she's
not going to be the same person come 10 years down the road. So
I wouldn't want to change someone's looks or appearance.
But definitely be confident who you are. All right, Mr. York.
Thank you very much.
Thank you so much, by the way for recording this for me. This
is a true delight.
Ladies, one of you six will get a question. Unfortunately five
of you will be eliminated from this competition. The next and
final question goes to finalist Miss Florida Miranda, come on
over pin downs gun.
What Hold on a second. What did she say?
Dierdre downs gun.
Let me just replay that.
She looks like Jodie Foster and then talks to her teeth.
Okay anniversary of Dr. King's I Have a Dream speech and we have
an African American president. Yet minorities still have
disproportionately low incomes and disproportionately high
unemployment and incarceration rates. What should our nation do
to address this issue?
I actually came from a home that my file my father is unemployed,
it took a lot for me to be able to stand on this stage. So I
truly represent that middle class blue collar family that's
working hard to make their kids be able to have all the
opportunities in the world. So that comes from we need to have
more jobs because Florida
I'm sorry, are tough. Thank you very much. Hi, congratulations,
Miss Florida. This time, it's a time to answer. Don't make me
the bad guy. All right, I'm the bad guy. Have you all made your
choices? Let us know and hashtag this America. Bring it on.
All right. All right. Let me let me tell you what I've discovered
in this fine piece of journalistic research that
you've committed for us. Jebediah. First of all, this
makes no sense to for the Asian girl who was talking about
plastic surgery, and I'd saw these girls and I think many of
them have had the work done. Just just, you know, just a
glance of you know, 1520 minutes they've saw the show. I
disagree. And I think it is a mistake to say that Miss America
is the girl next door. Under no circumstances do I want the girl
next door in a bathing suit. We in America we want hot chicks on
stage. This program is misogynistic. It is anti women.
It is almost like Islam. subjugating women to cheap
pieces of meat on stage who we then make dance and insult to
injury. They gave one girl twice as much time as the other.
You nailed it and here's the times they had four women come
out. And OCO. Miss Oklahoma was long winded 20 point 42 seconds
I timed these answers
because you know there's nothing else to do.
Miss Minnesota comes out 1379 She's in she's out she's good.
Miss California they girl the two two comes out at 94 Miss New
York the winner. I had to timings on her but the most the
most conservative timing she was on for 2279 he cuts off Miss
Florida at 2169 Yeah this is a scam okay one of them miss New
York that attractive you know could be I think there's more
attractive Indian women but she's got a bad looking girl.
She was talking about multiculturalism that is so
great. Miss Florida was talking about unemployment. Yeah, now we
can have rooted get booted by this douchebag you can watch the
red light and he jumps on it because he's as he's an obvious
robot. It was the worst show ever. I think Donald Trump is
the only one who benefited from it does here's my prediction by
the way. They created a bunch of bogus hatred of calling the
Indian woman a terrorist and an Arab on Twitter which is just
douchebags on Twitter. It doesn't mean anything. I believe
that she will quit she will not finish her term as Miss America.
Oh,
this is one for the Red Book. John Red Book. Wow. Red Book.
Yeah, red book entry as of today, that way they can make a
big stink about it right because she was bullied. Exactly. Okay,
so we put in the Red Book. The reigning Miss America will not
complete her term. Which of course means that the runner up
will take the crown who was the runner up John?
I don't remember the show sticking none of them are good
Ms. Man was sitting there the best looking one and the
smartest. She's standing there holding the bag is a sixth
place.
And I love that wasn't Miss Kansas, the one that the which I
have to say they use very appropriately for PR one with
the tattoos and she she was in the Navy. She's a naval
reservist. And by the way, let me just say you want Miss
America. That is pretty much every American boy's dream of
Miss America.
A girl who shoots a girl
who shoot You know, she's got tats. You know, she looks like
she could crack your head with her thighs.
Right. And She probably likes football. Yeah,
I mean anyone she burps and drinks beer. And this is a great
gal. I mean, what was her talent? John, what was her
talent? I don't remember I didn't cheat shattered. Like now
this is what kind of report is this
lab report, as I'm basing my report on the timings of the of
these answers, that was the whole deal of the report. Okay.
Well, you can look the rest of it up now.
You nailed that. I think I think you've got a good point. Good
point. Good work. Thank you very much. John C. Dvorak, our
correspondent for the Miss America contest. What will we
have next? Will it be Miss Universe or what is the next to
meet festival of meat we will be able to see John,
I have them on the calendar. There's two there's four
competitions we follow. Miss USA, Miss America, Miss Universe
and Miss World? Yes, yes. These are the next I believe is coming
up. These are coming together pretty quickly. I think the next
one is Miss Universe. I think that is next month possibly. I
have to go look on my Google Calendar. It
is amazing. The chat room is is quite entertaining. That was
because every single time I hear her now, it reminds me of it.
Welcome back to Friday briefings. I'm sorry that August
is over. Oh, in this one time at bandcamp I don't have anything
at the top today.
I stuck a flute. I can't help myself. Now whenever I see her
I'm thinking oh my god, it's really her from American Pie. So
the big news was
this guy saying yes it is.
But it was a funny movie. Good work by the way, John. Good. Did
you handle it any discs?
I did. I always hand out discs?
And did you have the discs in a like in a plastic bag? We walk
around with a plastic bag like
in my back pocket quite handily.
I just think it's better. Look if you have like a disheveled a
little bit with a
plastic bag. Yeah.
CDs.
Hey, look, I'm going forward. Hey, Dad, I have one of my CDs
yet. So Larry Lessig was brought this story up. And it was kind
of funny because he was at first I didn't get to talk to him
because he had had a bunch of well wishers a bunch of groupies
that were they hanging around him. Oh, Larry. And so he
finally got away from the group isn't until we're just standing
around with people that actually know that guy. And he and it was
funny, because when he said he just dropped into the
conversation as well. I had a meeting with the president top.
Exactly. And so everybody can know Him. Just gave him shit for
saying. Right. Oh, that's funny. I said Oh, really what
President? Everyone else is hollering so he finally
apologized.
That's great. You guys have a very entertaining show. So glad
my friend rock Harvey sounds like a total porn name. Hey,
rock. Everybody rock Harvey is coming at you right now.
Someone's
getting cornhole today. Sounds like a recipe for success to me.
What is the example of one version of freedom of speech?
That is not allowed?
Well, the yelling fire in a theater. Yes,
correct. That has now changed in 2013.
A gun scare force in Oregon movie theater to be evacuated.
Last night. Witnesses say an argument erupted in a back row.
During a movie someone thought they heard the word gun and
shouted the word which caused a panic.
Somebody heard the word get what was this? Like? Mic check? Well,
do you everybody yells gun now.
Someone thought they heard the word. God, but what really
happened is even funnier.
Police say there was never a gun. But some nearby businesses
went into lockdown,
Lockdown. Lockdown our doors. And it was a little scary at
first. But then when we thought people kind of leisurely hanging
outside of the theater, we kind of realized it wasn't as big of
a threat as we thought it
was. What do you think? What do you think happened? Well,
let me tell you a couple of things here. First, I noticed in
the last clip in this clip, both of them had some dingbat woman.
And then one thing that did this is again to propagandize the
females of this country to vote Democrats Correct. You put the
women up there and then they express themselves and if it
goes, Oh, yes, she's she's right. She's right. Better to be
safe than sorry. vote Democrat.
So what do you think actually happened in this theater?
I don't know if some guy was. I don't know. I have a lot of lewd
thoughts
but well, your your lewd thought may be close. Here's the final
eight seconds of this report.
Officers say the whole thing started after a man urinated on
a teenager in the back of the theater. was
gone. I get it. I It's funny.
I like what a great story Stop pissing on me the stat okay. And
somehow that led to gun. Yeah, that's a gun. Wow.
You gotta love it. This is Gambia. Yah. Yah. Jimmy. He is
the president of the president of Gambia. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy.
Yeah. Look at that you scroll down. He's with the President,
you see a picture of him with the president he is wearing. I
think he has the sheets from the Lincoln Bedroom that he took.
And you know, and if you are an African leader, you can carry
sticks and beads. And he's shaking hands with President
Obama. He's holding his wallet because you know, the
something's about to be inserted. But look at this stick
that he's holding. Here's what I think. So this guy, he's
talking, he's hanging out with his buddies, they're on the jet
and flying to DC, you know, they're gonna go get a couple
billion dollars, which they'll pill for most. He says, Hey, I
got a great idea. But I'm gonna throw on these sheets and see
this, but plug, I'm gonna put it on a stick and hold it right
next to the President. And he'll be laughing Look, I think it's a
bug plug on a stick.
Possible. I like it basically living your life based on
stereotypes that have been fed her by the media.
Yes. And then I love to say things like well, I really enjoy
it and everyone's very polite. And I always take a beat and say
because we're all armed Beyonds you go first no after you and
this is but you're not carrying a gun or you don't really see a
need for concealed carry but you have one in the car and my wife
you know socialist ban the bomb commie from Holland she carries
a gun in her car. She likes it that's that just fries people's
brains
keep that sound effect that sounds exactly somebody's ready
to fry Yeah, no it does it is if it's yeah okay here's my
substitutions essentially becomes fundamentally okay I
don't need a weird becomes strange ball why
No, no strange balls is verboten.
No, no strange balls because that's a trend. I'm using it as
a transition because I can break the habit of saying that easier.
Why not just say unusual? Unusual is really what's the
word you're looking to use? Strange No,
no, no, no
strange Bell.
Bingo. Boom, boom.
Boom. I'm not going to use it. Strange balls. I would like to
remind people that both Blackhat and DEFCON were I think both
these conferences were started by a guy who essentially now
consults for the government.
I don't know they were both started by the same guy didn't
know that. It's possible I guess why not? Yeah, the two are back
to back which is kind of odd. But anyway,
people that I talked to say that this is really a place for
wannabes and weenie boys and I'm just I'm that's what I what I've
heard. I'm not saying that. Please don't. You'll find out
tomorrow when your old servers down. Everything's busted. Boy,
Hurry, take this
poor Maynard. You know, in Australia,
you're not really gonna make me play this clip. Are you?
Seriously
just a party, you don't have to play the whole thing. Stupid.
It's just you have to you I just liked the clip because you can
visualize it and it's this note of disinterest. But Maynard is
apparently sitting in his underwear are nowadays spending
most of his time watching this, I guess it's a website called
topless women read books. And so some woman is trying to read the
Declaration of Independence in some disinterested manner, and
so I clipped it's dumb.
It's dumb, when in the course of human events, it becomes
necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands
which shows everything that is wrong with humanity. It's her
boobs are not pretty. She's sitting there. She's sitting
there reading she doesn't even understand what she
what she's read is no king barely pronounced afterwards.
Okay. I think we've got connected them with another.
It's a mockery.
I come to the conclusion that Great Britain, although I think
we've known this all along is not very much into the EU for
all kinds of different reasons. And I realized that they put
Nigel Farraj they have a bunch of people, there's not just one,
but because the parliament has some guys, including this guy,
Andrew Duff, who you could look up to I think they put Nigel
Farraj and because he's an insulting a whole to the EU
members entertaining he's very entertaining but he is not what
you would say is a guy who was sent in to represent the British
as a as a nice people he was sending and obviously I've been
I've concluded this he was sending it to be you who he is
he's and he's made the most of
it. Arrogant British prick who's right?
Yeah and then there's then they got the other guy who is the
more thoughtful person. This guy Andrew Duff
he's also from UKIP I think right from the No no, no, no.
Democrat Liberal Democrats. Oh, Lib Dem. Yeah. And so he's in
there and he is a tremendously and I don't I'm not giving this
clip just to ridicule and make fun of the guy. But he is one of
the worst stutterers in the history of Britain, since that
King that they did the movie about
and as a Tourette sufferer. I always feel that they are kind
of my, my, my cousin. stutterers are kind of like the low grade
Tourette's and you don't have the cool stuff.
Right? I never thought of it that way. But, but this poor
guy, and the thing that's bad is he actually said it in his nice
little speech very, very erudite and all the rest of the
stuttering. But when he stuttered, you'd have to
actually visualize him scrunching up his face and
looking like he's suffering the worst kind of breakdown ever.
Can we roll? Yes.
Whoa, what I see through the clouds of tear gas is a
democratic Ooh, room Roo, revolt. Clumsy. Complex, messy.
But also move moving. In style, it reminds me of Chicago. Paris
in 19.
Are you kidding me? Did you and did you enhance her hand?
Not nothing. Oh,
this is slip? This is so painful. This is
that this is again? I think is the British down the EU to get
screwed.
Why? Why are they making this poor man speak at all. This
isn't just be a vote. This is
taken from his perspective. Okay, so go up there and suffer.
But on the other hand, this has got to be the cushiest job in
the world. Well, yeah, all the expenses paid. You got hookers
in Brussels. I mean, the whole place is just got to be great.
So they and they know, no taxes, no taxes. It's it's a it's a
gym, and he could go get treatment. I mean, it's not
impossible to solve these problems. But this is no and
this is not. That's not the worst one you just heard. It. He
this has not been enhanced at all, believe it. Or more
impressive. This is 16 is 68. And,
like the follow through from such spawn taneous revolts. In
the end is Turkish.
I want to hear the translated version that they're listening
to on the headphones.
Well, I don't think you know that. I was thinking about that
too. Because you're always in these operations. You always
have these things that somebody's trying to translate
this is possible the translator can't understand a stutter.
That's possibility. No, but this guy's been there for a while. So
I'm sure that's been solved. I'll bet that the translation
for this guy speech is fantastic. Because generally
speaking, speaking Americans and British, our language is so
compressed that it's hard to translate it to a lot of these
verbose languages. This guy if you really listen to his the
number of words he gets out, when he finally gets them out,
it's very slow, which has got to be great translations. Oh, wow.
Did you say that I can imagine some Arab listening to him not
knowing his stuttering.
Right, just thinking and they have a weird way of talking,
don't they? And what does it sound like when when you have an
error of who stutters do we? Are there such things? They could
all be stuttering. Akbar, Akbar, we would know you're right. I've
never I have no idea. The net effect was if you are a law
abiding citizen of this country, going about your business and
your personal life, you have nothing to fear. There you go.
If you're a law abiding citizen of this country, and you're
going about your business, you have nothing unfair. However, if
you'd like to download weird porn, or if you're cheating on
your wife or your husband of maybe you're cheating or you're
driving too fast, or you could be breaking the law in many
ways, You'll come down on the wrath of God and chop your
fucking balls off. Nothing to fear about the British state or
intelligence agent, nothing at all about the British state or
the intelligence, listening to your, the contents of your phone
call. I'm sorry, I almost flubbed it. They're not
listening to the phone. I mean, the content of your phone calls
or anything like that, indeed, you'll never be aware of all the
things those agencies are doing. To stop your identity being
stolen, protecting you
haven't done a very good job of that even
a terrorist blowing you up. To be blown up by terrorists. We
have thought that many times, but if you are a would be
terrorist, then we're going to fuck you up. Or the center of a
criminal network or a foreign intelligence agency trying to
spy on Britain. You You should be worried because that is what
we work on. And we all spice and now we have our our new girl on
the block. Jen Psaki God and Jen,
as your dog and this woman.
Yeah, no, I have to because there's something about her that
I love and hate at the same time. She's
like, she's like big nurse in the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's
Nest. She's got this nice powerful because like she could
just crush you. Yes. But at the end like you're a little kid
because she talks to everyone like they're six.
Yes. I didn't work out so well. The other day sit
down and be a nice boy, aren't you? I think she's a dominatrix.
Yeah.
This this is I think what I'm feeling I'm seeing her in. Yeah,
like a dominatrix outfit with boots. With leather. Yeah, went
and I have an orange ball in my mouth. I'm not quite sure what's
happening.
Yeah, that would be right.
And you're not after the show. And you're not in my fantasy.
Yeah, that would be true. Right. But
now James
might be filming it.
Today is quantum dawn to which takes place
quantum Dong.
Almost quantum Dawn, as in quantum dawn. Shall I tell you
something? Here's what they messed up with this thing. They
should have Korean Dvorak doing the play by play voiceover have
started yet? No, no doing that voicing your highlight Kathie
Lee and do that. Was that counseling and Regis? Do they
used to do that? Yeah, yeah. No, unreached gay cops. They're
doing? No, no, you're doing I'm not expected. You're supposed to
be doing the Alexander the great historical stuff. So obviously,
and here come the soldiers. Ladies and gentlemen. John, what
do we know about the historical significance of gays in the
military?
Well, most militaries were extremely gay. It seemed to
solve a number of problems. And by the way, this is Obama
talking about the odds of getting killed by terrorists.
We're gonna live our lives and the odds of people dying in a
terrorist attack, obviously, are still a lot lower than in a car
accident, unfortunately,
unless you're Michael Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Unfortunately,
live our lives and the odds of people dying in a terrorist
attack obviously are still a lot lower than in a car accident,
unfortunately.
Wow. You've already set it up like crap and I'll give it to
you then. Damn. Well, there's more. There's more, but I didn't
hear the unfortunately the first time around. Listen to this.
When you asked us to remove high fructose corn syrup from your
play original and like we were like, Sure, no problem. And you
were like, thanks. But what about sick and creamy and whips?
And we were like Done and done. Now it's out of everything. Yo
playmaker, and you are all Yeah. And we're like, is it just us
resistant, a really good conversation. You were like, I
want to talk but my mouth is over to play. It is so good.
You had me it's thick and creamy.
Obviously sugar industry finally got there.
They got their idea. They got the right people to getting the
right message out. And they use sexual overtones. It's perfect.
Yeah,
yes. Tons of it and just kind of that sound like she's got the
decay in her mouth. Yeah, before a
referral curve. We
go crack and creamy. Who was the who was the actress? Lisa
Kudrow? Oh, yeah, she and she's kind of She's sexy in a kinky
way.
Jesus. Yeah, I guess that's probably one way to describe it.
But that commercial is a work of art. Yeah. In terms of
propaganda.
Well, It's what it is. It's all propaganda but that's okay. But
Lisa Kudrow? Yeah, she's funny. I like her.
Yeah. And she's the one I could pull off the mumbling sound
while she's talking.
And I don't think people understand that, you know, the
the sex thing is huge. And these commercials, and I'm in the
weight room. thick and creamy. Like, yeah, I want
because my mouth is full of thick and
creamy. Write that down as a potential show title, John thick
and creamy here. You know, this was his documentary did. Yeah.
1.2 million viewers for CNN.
But let me let me see what the public at large is very
interested in.
Well, let me see what Yeah, but let me see what the demo was.
It's like, I'm in the demo. Well, let me write that down on
one second. 53. Well, there's a couple of things. There's a
couple of things here. One, this is on a broadcast show. I
believe this is an extortion vehicle. As as they all are,
Monsanto's not advertising enough. Let's go.
Wait, let's let me play the other kid. I've gotten this is
straw boy. This is another one of my favorites. A young man
left a message for us the other day. Oh, wow. The kid sitting
around playing with his green army men and thanks. I gotta
call up NPR. I gotta sit them straight.
Hi, I have some exciting news to report. Oh, good is that my name
is Milo founder and spokesperson for an environmental
organization. And I live in Longmont. Governor Hickenlooper
just finally recognized my organization with a
proclamation. My organization is be stressing. Did you catch
that? B straw
free 12 year old Milo Cress is disturbed by how many drinking
straws people use and toss.
I'm telling you, this has to stop people
be straw free. I don't know who they're extorting on that one.
Straw. Maybe they want to get him back into the game. I
have no idea. It's a seven minute report. But that's not
the point. Man is that seven minutes on NPR?
Yeah. Clip of the Day hit it.
Oh, man, I wasn't I was not expecting that. Thank you hold
on Well, I'm the straw
three.
And so the some of the proposals we've seen now are talking about
the even deeper cuts in programs like Headstart, even deeper cuts
in education support even deeper cuts in basic science and
research. And that's like eating your corn seed.
I think the expression is eating your seed corn. Corn seed. It's
really funny. In the corner, like no, the IPCC their new
report was leaked leaked got leaked. Yes. And it got leaked
to Mother Jones of all people. Oh, what a weird coincidence and
they have five terrifying statements in the leaked Climate
report. Are you ready to be terrified?
I'm ready.
Terrifying Fact number one. We're on course to change the
planet in a way unprecedented in hundreds to 1000s of years.
Leaked Fact number two, ocean acidification is virtually
certain to increase. I love that virtually certain What does that
even mean? Virtually? Surely cert what does that mean? means
making it up. Terrifying facts number three harmonica. Long
term sea level could rise to be five to 10 meters. That's 30
feet by the way. Long term. Yeah. 10 meters is 30 feet. But
this by the year 2100. John, so Okay. Frightening Fact number
four. This implies of substantial melting of the
Greenland ice sheet. And frightening Fact number five.
Much of the carbon we've emitted It will stay in the atmosphere
for a millennium. There you go. There you go
why can't we have that? Congress? That is cool. This is
the BBC report which I found hilarious
George Clooney is a spy.
That's how it started sums it up.
I have a video here of one of the Swedish morning shows and
they're all very excited about the President and the First Lady
and they will come on over to hang out and Sweden and and so
what do you do on a morning TV show when you know and you have
like the full staff and you think kind of like Good Morning
America. And you have your select celebrate ease and
they're coming on what would you do? You know to make to get
everyone kind of into the whole vibe of the Obamas visiting,
you'd have Michelle come on and cook something
oh very close. They didn't have Michelle Come on, but they were
cooking some
stuff in your tank that President Barack Obama I provide
the list of Cormac is sound the president tanta, so you have a
than our son dalata And of course branch This is my sister
nice and man. The only poor forbid in Valletta. MCAST Yes,
then you'll miss them because I think I see macaroni and cheese
and then they go on to explain
the fitness Chanda Merrick gets the magic now load on the show.
You know what she's saying there, don't you?
She's talking about how great macaroni and cheese mac and
cheese macaroni and cheese shatter melt together mac and
cheese mac and cheese Mac is exactly what she said.
She said this is the national dish of America. It's cheap
macaroni and cheese cheddar cheese melted together. It's
exactly what she was saying. How sad is it that that is now our
national dish. Local story. Okey dokey.
KTVU News has learned of disturbing new information about
a deadly pedestrian accident in Berkeley. The victim was well
known psychology professor Joe loved who was out for his daily
walk. The 98 year old professor was struck and killed back in
April while in the crosswalk at Sacramento Street and Bancroft.
Police said the driver 56 year old Robert Gilchrist of Oakland
was legally blind and driving on a license and had been suspended
14 years ago. And they say he may have been eating a bowl of
macaroni at the time of the crash
your slaves the mac and cheese macaroni and cheese melted
together mac and cheese mac and cheese mac
and cheese that a day goes by that I don't receive a picture
of some mac and cheese memes somewhere in the universe. I
mean while there is other stuff going on in the world, ladies
and gentlemen, and it's back
hey, when you want to wage war on somebody what you need is a
study. And whether you're doing a study on chemical weapons or
whether you're doing a study on the future fan of families,
which was a study commissioned by PE t a PETA known as the
people's ethical treatment of animals. Let me tell you what's
going on. The latest scientific evidence, John evidence the
sciences shows that sons of pregnant women who consumed
chicken are more likely to have a smaller penis. What? Yes, if
you are pregnant and you eat chicken, specifically chicken
wings. According to the study, your unborn male child is more
likely to have a small penis.
Does that explain the Japanese?
Did they eat a lot of chicken?
No, that's the point.
I'm just I'm just telling you the news.
Well, that's the war on chicken. I think I think you might be
right. I had to. I don't want to
know you do want to know this is funny. Because we were trying we
were trying to conceive Christina and of course you know
you had a certain point you're going through tests and
everything. And you know obviously they like they check
my my sperm. They're like, Dude, you really gotta lay off the
weed man. Your sperm swim in backwards like okay, so I
stopped smoking weed for a day. So you had stone
sperm, sperm, and man which way but the way you go this way,
go towards the light. Oh, the wrong way, man. And so for
weeks, I had to take a sample to the hospital but I was on MTV
and I was living in Jersey had to drive into New York. So I
would have to Get a sample in the jar, keep it under my armpit
to keep it warm. And I had the the MTB guy hair and the leather
jacket and everything I'd have to go to the nurse isn't like,
here it is. Guess what, I guess what I just did.
Hey, let's get that jerked off Curry's gum and again today. I
think that you have now by doing going, going back to the well on
Fukushima, and actually becoming an Obama but literally on the
show.
When I'm fighting
the other stuff, the other one you mentioned. Like, I don't
know what's happened.
Wait a minute, I'm going I'm going back to the well saying
that this is bullcrap.
Yeah. But it's like you you're you're compounding your your
position on these things. It's just like, this is not the atom
we expected. But the flying saucers and the cars that run on
water. And some of these other crazy things. Well, wait a
minute, I want the car on water back to that.
No, I want I want my pickup truck to run on wood. That's
what I want the gas.
You could probably work that out. I mean, there was a lot of
cars that were running on would have to have a fireman in the
back.
So here it is, according to US Army General, which is actually
he is Major General. Albert and stubbled bind the third retired.
This situation is he know about part of a committee study. Oh,
I'm glad you asked. He has a website. And because now if I'm
tracking these things back I gotta find out where it came
from. So I'll play you his his little clip, which is it's a
video clip and they've edited it where he literally jump edits,
like blink blink blink. But listen how it starts off. Ladies
and gentlemen, be very afraid. We have alternative news for
you. Mainstream media is covering this up. Very, very
dire situation, Fukushima. Now you see big nuclear clouds on
the screen. Listen to him. He's standing in his barn I think
outside
this this is the intro music. Major General Albert and
stumbled on the third by the way,
great name. If you add the third after anything, it's like oh
man, he's been in this for a long time. This is the guy.
Major General Albert instable bind the third Mises guy
retired in 1984. I know he's also known for his interest in
parasitology. Don't get
me army retired. I'm the president of the natural
solutions foundation that don't don't go googling yet. I am
deeply worried about your health and the health of your family
because of the Fukushima disaster. My specialty is
intelligence. Intel. I warned you of the dangers of the swine
flu vaccine. And you stayed away and grow
that thank you for saving me.
Yeah, geez. I'm glad he's the one he's the guy who
warned you of the dangers of GMOs genetically modified
organisms. And now today there is a powerful movement to get
them out of our food supply. Thank you General Major General
retired off of this planet.
So while this is playing John go to
low enemy I want to throw another little tidbit in here.
Just go to his website first. Gen bert.com Okay, hang on BRT
Gen Bert not calm No,
I'm warning you of the greatest danger to your health and the
health of your family. Oh God in human history. The four simple
steps guys take for your family and your health. The situation
is frankly quite dire dire. And that's an underestimate
underestimate your email now so that I can send you my vital and
lifesaving estimate of the situation
free of charge free of charge. Thank you You're all gonna die
Okay, so this is the guy that was was the staring at goats
guy.
Oh, really? Yeah, he's
he says he was gonna have psychic warfare when he was in
there. He's the one this this guy evolved into unit US
military project to create a breed of Super Soldier and have
the ability to become invisible and walk through walls. Stubble
buying reportedly attempted to walk through walls himself and
success. Oops.
I had asked the CEO AAA to prepare a DVD,
a DVD, which would have
specific instances of evidence, large evidence victims, and what
what we see means what pinpointed eyes mean, what the
convulsions mean. A number of of aspects and we received that
this morning. And it's horrendous. I was quick. So
we're having that DVD multiplied and we're gonna multiply every
member of the Senate and possibly members of the House,
but
Well, I was listening to Fox.
I'm so sorry. So sorry to hear that. Yes.
And there was an Anthony Weiner was on Oh,
wait a minute. Are you grabbing my clips for the day here? Are
you trying to usurp me Devorah like what do you got?
A play it?
Well, I'm looking for your clip.
No, no, it's your clip.
You're actually you're actually going to get my clip.
Yeah, yeah, I didn't figure I had to make the clip because you
had it alright. It
wasn't Fox. It was MSNBC. That was the those facts what news?
Are you breaking here?
What I'm trying to get at Anthony is what drives you.
Okay, tell me that questions as you're pursuing that question,
Anthony. I mean it from a psychiatric level. I don't care
what your psychiatric questions I know what you're doing. Being
You are being driven by some kind of demons. And they asked
me a question, or do you have me on a harangue with a split
screen? This can be good TV for anybody. All right, you know
what I think we got about 20 seconds left. So here's here's
what I'd like you to stay if you will. It will continue this
online and you can use writing down line nobody watches the
show. What do you think so you can say whatever you
want, right? So I'm just gonna stop it here because the
maniacal laugh was kind of the best part but forget what he
did. maniacal laugh is kind of the giveaway. It's a it's it's
but let's play a little party again, because it's actually
this is not a normal laugh that this is a maniacal laugh. This
is like something
you are being driven by some kind of demons and you want to
ask me a question, or do you have me on a harangue with a
split screen is can't be good TV for anybody? It is
no, here's Yeah, yeah, that's that's the laugh of a man at the
end of his rope is totally here is and Leo isn't known Obama but
here's his his dismay and disappointment and how he
explains that in 15 seconds, which I just I'm very proud to
have this only cynics knew what was going on. In some ways, this
is what really pains me the most is that the most cynical
conspiracy minded people in this country have been proven right.
And that bothers me because I wanted to believe in the
government fist bump, Leo.
I think I hope that we don't make a habit of this sort of
thing. Really cute ridiculing these, these Obama bots. Here
she comes everybody calls your thank you so much. Merci
beaucoup. As you can tell, I
do as I'm told.
That's right. That's right. And who else follows rules? I'm a
rule follower. Right? What do you do? Are you a rule follower?
Yes, of course. As long as you've set the stage,
you're just trying to get me banned from the show benched. So
I found this this medley of and we should maybe start the show
with it because it's kind of amusing. You have to
you know, it's funny this all of a sudden, I don't know where it
appeared. But this thing you can see where something goes viral.
It just exploded into my mailbox and I have the clip as well. Of
course
the problem with it is there's no kind of a setup for any of
his lines. And you'll miss a few of them because it's just
popping them one after another but but there's a couple of
beauties in here. You can't miss it.
So you have to set it up so people know what the hell we're
going to list. Yeah, this is
Al Sharpton, but he can't read from the teleprompter and then
he also can't pronounce words. say the least. You put the two
together and you get this.
But resist we much. We must bear all Jide about a shutdown the
tortoise in the race. Go off the oven. Who briefs you. Lead
singer Bono friend Dr. Chips we say spec Jaha Sanaya of Rush
Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh the show rush Lombard
hosts Supreme Court Justice Sonia Santa Maya is Michael is
Mike McCurry yesterday and Tony and Tony Scalia. Kim Kardashian
and the Republican candidates for K roll ad Benghazi we rank
behind. Locked VG R la vita, first stop. Kazakhstan,
Kazakhstan. Two college students in Beijing is getting lunch at
Chipotle in Iowa. Appropriate the GOP Tax Day Giveaway to
millionaires Why was traffic problems email sent by a mental
projection agency and what's sequestration has done?
Yeah, and at the very end, which is a visual gag, which you cut
off as well. It's like he almost throws up on camera.
Did you get something he had the hiccups or something?
No real conflict. Hey, guys, my favorite.
They left that one. That's my favorite. And also I did the
ones I liked the best. Were three there are three of them. I
like that. Instead of saying Latvia he says the la vita
environmental projection agency,
environmental protection agency may be a top and then the Chipo.
Let?
Well, Hubris. Hubris is also kind of interesting. And then
the Chief Justice. So Sonia Sotomayor. What a douche bag.
I'm gonna show my school but donate to no agenda. Imagine all
the people who could do that. Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.
Well, it is kind of hard to say. Yeah, we're pretty damn funny.
But I guess we take a little bit of credit.
Yeah, I would think so. And we wanted to take this little break
right here as a moment to thank the people who helped us for
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So the idea is we go back tomorrow, Friday, and Friday
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Of course it happens on a Sunday and in Europe. Nobody likes to
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MSNBC was live on the air when this happened. They of course,
brought in their top team as usual to report men top men And
to report live on what was going on and kind of in Canada.
Let me go to you first. What's the latest tonight in Iowa? Well
in Ottawa Wait This guy said
Iowa he said Iowa no listen to it again today is
so stupid can you play that again? It's a beauty.
Let me go to you first. What's the latest tonight in Iowa today
I think I need to play it one more time before I can I can
award anything how beautiful is that? I mean this this guy is he
he's just he's made he's made to well he's he's made to give me
Clip of the Day time and time again there's nothing there's no
one to
let me go to you first. What's the latest tonight in Iowa? In
Ottawa
Yeah, how does that happen? Do you think the someone talked to
Chloe talked to Chloe
about what's going on in Ottawa Iowa Okay, Ottawa
it's like the like the commercial Do you have fraud
protection fraud protection that guy great
it's unbelievable and this is what this is one of their stars
at MSNBC challenge
top we make a million dollars plus.
As to training. Further this Mach also funds ongoing research
and development efforts in such areas as directed energy which
shows considerable promise and could truly redefine the future
of warfighting I believe that lasers directed energy are going
to be our our game changing technologies
Oh my favorite rolling back a little directed energy weapons
yeah that's my kind now you're talking my language because that
because that's what melted the the World Trade Centers directed
energy weapon you should take a look at that that stuff from
above nice circles you burn there boys, secure
warfighting. I believe that lasers directed energy are going
to be our aren't that game changing? Hey, baby, I
got some directed energy for you my pads
technologies. And we'll do a great deal both in the present
and the future to make our warfighters even more effective
than they are. I want to particularly highlight the
Navy's efforts to move technologies like directed
energy out of the labs,
into killing people, good boys, fields.
I thank the Office of Naval Research and Admiral kullander
in particular for their time and attention leadership in this
area. Getting this game changing technology in the hands of our
nation's sailors who kill people will ultimately serve to realize
the dead bodies. The promise of this research investment
would be dead people cheese lay fried up fry, oh my god,
roaches. There's more. There's more. There's more. There's
more. There's more. I like him a lot. I love this game changing
technology. You could fry people. It's really cool.
And Do ensure that the Department of Defense's r&d
enterprise is particularly its properly organized and
resourced. And that it has the authority is required to produce
the most bang for the buck.
Or the most fry for the for the frigate for the French. So you
know what
I'm talking about? Language in ethics, the name of the guy. But
they went on the trip I didn't get is that they're going to
give a bunch of these experimental laser directed
energy devices to Israel. Well, of course, because they we
haven't been able to get enough people.
You haven't seen a circumcision that lessons with a directed
energy weapon job. So I crack myself up on that one. Yeah,
you're correct. I'm feeling much better. Can you tell? So the
demo? Yeah, you're kind of punchy. So have you ever been
hooked up to a lie detector?
I built one once. Was it with a RadioShack 101 projects and one?
Yeah. Have you been hooked up to a lie detector?
Yeah, I did. When I was at the University of California. They
used to have psychological studies that you could sign up
for you get $100 If you participate. Oh, and how'd you
do? Did you pass it's not like you pass or fail. But you get
the beat you got it hooked up to a lie detection the things I
think, you know, you can't really here's the here's the
situation I ran into, and that which makes me think lie
detectors tend to work. It was a test that was was apparently a
test where they were they sat you down in the lie detector and
then they showed you a movie, one of those shop class movies
where the guy sawing a piece of wood and and the wood catches on
to the blade and gets flung across the across As the room
and spikes through some guy pins him to the wall and blood starts
gushing out of his mouth. So I was told in advance. Oh yeah.
And there was a second movie I had to watch which was where
they took words these aborigines or some African tribe.
Circumstances sighs their kids but are there boys only the boys
are like 14 and they used a rock. What? They chased the kid
down as a movie is around, they chase the kid down, they grab
him and then they take his pecker and then they start
pounding the end of it with a rock against another rock does
circumcise him. It's totally gross. So anyway, wait a minute.
Is this on Netflix? Yeah, sure. It is. So you can so So somebody
says you got to take take this thing just to see these movies
are unbelievable. But he told me about the movies in advance. So
I so when they look back to the lie detector, I was already in
your setup. Yeah, you were set up of course, I was set up and
have it checked out. I was watching it because he didn't
there's no reason to hide it. I was going nuts and I couldn't
stop it. And the guy says this is unusual. You know, why would
you be doing this now we haven't even shown you the movie. Hold
on a second. You got a guy pounding out of the guy's pack.
This was an anticipation and I was pinning the needles. I was
anticipating this gruesome scenes I was kind of tense. And
so so it came through. I haven't experienced that. I'm pretty
sure that if you had a real lie detector and you had somebody
know what you're doing and you can sit down and meditate. I
think you could control that. I think you could lie to these
things.
You know, you and I should both have a lie detector. We should
have these wristbands these gates wristbands on during the
show. So that when we're lying, they will go down it's like
okay, okay, Bye, dad. It will be too late Packer. This is Yes, I
know this one. I believe this to be happy days, the movie.
You know, I've gone out of my way. This is a segment of the
show that I believe is important because it adds a little light
levity. And you always failed to guess the name of the movies. I
don't think you're taking it seriously. This time. I gave you
every hint
that it must be called pecker or something. Exactly.
Hacker. I don't know why it's called pecker. You never get up?
I've never heard of this movie. Yes, it was on epics.
Never heard of this movie. It's interesting. You bring that up,
because I felt that I really did need to brush up on some of my
movie skills. And there's a number of moves. I realized, I'm
really suck at this. I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself.
We're going to start over. No, you're going to you're in the
studio. You're going to toss it to me. I'm outside on location
ready.
And with the weather, we've got Adam curry out there on the
street. Adam.
Thank you very much. Yes, as you can see, we've got the wind
machine and Thundersnow here on an 18 feet of flow. I'm standing
here with a family of 33 undocumented immigrants. And on
behalf of the no agenda show, I want you to know we have
notified our lawyers. We've cancelled all contracts and
projects with Bill Cosby. Back to you in the studio, John.
Thank you, Adam. Be well
be well be safe. I think there has to be so be safe, right? So
I just encapsulated the entire news.
That's pretty much 25 sec exactly what's going on. And
apparently Bill Cosby is now running the kids through
Guatemala.
What a bastard who else is full of crap and has literally
crapped in the White House is Al Roker. Listen to this news.
Hey, thanks so much, guys. These folks for more Oklahoma they
survive that EF five and there could be more bad weather like
that. Take a look at this.
I will say he actually said EF five. I'll give him that one. He
didn't say he did put the E in front but now
Kansas. This is Kansas Smith Center, Kansas. Let's go to the
video of this storm. And you can see this EF three tornado. It
was captured by two guys Sean Casey and Brandon Ivey. They
have a special vehicle that actually went over and it
actually hunkers down. It's weighs 16,000 tonnes they were
able to survive this. Don't try this at home by
16,000 tonnes. Really?
That's I think that's right.
Like 3 million pounds l 60. Okay, now, my 80,000 16,000
tonnes 16,000 tonnes word you get a no other day order in
deeper in debt. Perfect, John. Now I just want the audience to
know that at no point did you or I have any conversation about
what I was going to discuss or what you are going to discuss.
This is pure coincidence.
No, we do this routinely because we're essentially it's just a
destroyed the why the show is so good.
We're two hearts beating as one
know anything but that sorry. Okay.
But here's, here's another favorite. You also need an
assessment, that capture is not feasible at the time of the
operation. Now, I like to
do that, because here's the deal. So Ella Walker Walker
makes let me let me try it. Let me try it. I'm trying to do a
Major John C. Dvorak. Have you assessed if we can capture this
Allah waka dude,
do we have him on the drone monitor? Yes. And is there are
there any nearby soldiers right by him at the moment?
Ah, looks I'm pretty sure there aren't fire Wait, you have to
assess the capture
I did.
GLORIA alread is always there when there's money to be made.
Although I think she's pretty real. She She represents women.
But you know, whenever there's, whenever there's a book deal or
a movie deal or something, she's always right on it. And she did
a press conference with this woman. And she says something
that cracked me up. Remember, this is the whole reason for
this press conference is she wanted to make sure that her
client was not represented as a cannibal as well.
Okay, and I are very concerned about the issue of cannibalism,
and the number of cases that are being reported in other states
and countries such as Alabama, Canada, Maryland, Japan and
Sweden.
Wow, I had no idea cannibalism was was so rampant John is it's
crazy. Now let's talk about cannibalism with Gloria Allred.
Jokes are being made about this issue. on late night television.
This is horrible. You can't joke about cannibalism. For example,
last night, Adam Sandler did a comic bit about it on Jimmy
Kimmel but cannibalism is a serious issue and it's very
dangerous to the health and well being of both accountable and
the victim
This is a crack me up it's very dangerous to you if your face is
being eaten off.
appears to be the case.
Very dangerous to the victim.
Da da the gruesome face eating attack in Miami could be part of
a trend it's a trend
Trend it's a trend this one story is that all of a sudden is
a trend what evidence is there for what are you gonna do after
the show John? I'm gonna go bite face
I'm gonna bite me some face to Yeah, hit all the all the cool
kids are doing it. It's a trend. It's The Real News outfit. This
guy is great.
But as it begins to catch on, officials are racing to learn
more. Yeah, what's your name
have some YouTube clips of kids who are on on bath salts is
great.
Officials are racing to learn more, but you name it bath this
is the effect of so called bath salts. So is this and this
benign by name deadly by nature.
Donating on bath salts. I think this is your first donation from
someone lifted on that. John please read this in your best
bath salts Christ I have to admit, this is probably another
annoying donation due to Adams Twitter appearance on 520. I
heard the name curry. I made the MTV connection. I was impressed
with your presence and knowledge and that it was you had me at
facebook is overvalued. I checked up on you on a resource
you would learn you effectively called the book of knowledge and
made the obvious Connect. We can be mentioned you claim to be by
curious, I did some further research and there was someone
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I learned otherwise.
It's a good best old voice.
It's only my God. I like it.
It's kind of Adderall ly Nice. Well, cool.
Anyway, you got a song stuck in your head doling out the
job. Randy was a handshake and
I want everyone that sounds horrible. No, you won't get that
stuck in anyone's head. Yeah and have enough of a To
every Oh, it's master of the house that is a source of man.
And it's like, and I'll be a Namiki is now like, reminding me
of the song every five minutes. Just want to gotten rid of it to
horrible song. Well, you're
the master of the house.
Yes, doling out the charm. This isn't on MSNBC. This is their
interviewing a somewhat sore loser,
volunteered for Barrett voted today. You say you're very
disappointed a lot of folks here outside of the Capitol, sharing
your opinion tonight. We're not just disappointed. This is the
end of democracy. We just got out spent 34 million to $4
million. This was this was the biggest election in America and
I hope you keep me on tonight. Because this hurts us all. Every
single one of you out there in the nation if you're watching
democracy died tonight. You're very emotional. I'm very
emotional because we all had a lot invested in this. This was
it. If we didn't win tonight, the end of the USA as we know it
just happened. This it we just got outspent 34 million to $4
million. And we don't have any other resource left but the
people you see here behind me and if the people you see here
behind me can't get it done tonight. It's done. Democracies
dad.
By the way, that's a bogus 34 to four. You walk in oh my god,
this would be you know, a lot of times when a lot of parents have
kids that are like to wander off and when you go to the airport,
it's been a Friday. I love
it when they have the kids on a leash.
I've done that we've no no with which one actually with j we had
her on a leash for a while. That is so wrong. Is a bunch of
people that use this. It works great to have the kid running
because these kids like to take off like a rocket.
What do you do you have a Zimmer frame What's wrong with you man?
Hold on to the kid's hand. I am so against this whenever I see
that I give these parents scouring looks that's not okay.
Put your kid I looked
around it was you didn't you had one kid so, so my kid
wandered off. I kept my eye on her
on a leash. What do you do? Did you
have a little shocker for when they left the yard like ranges
of all people. You homeschool your kids yet you put them on a
leash? I don't know man. It's a dichotomy little
kids they don't mind they don't care.
They grow up interestingly, the I'm not gonna say anything about
your kids because I love them. And it turned out fine,
obviously. So apparently in your case, there was no negative
effects, but it's weird.
You see it once you don't see it was more popular about 1015
years ago than it is today because of people like you
bigots anti leash biggest
Yeah, that's right. I just I just blew my secondhand
marijuana smoke in your face as you calm down. work like a
charm. I never put on a leash though. Let me tell you that.
So anyway, so that this this seems like somebody at the
airport this might come in handy the kid or the store you know,
they one of the things my wife pointed to
yank him back when like community like a Yank that
little tug like a T shirt
to the end of the leash and they just stopped moving yet there
was not a choke to
Was it one of those would like well you did get in a choke
chain. Did you have like a real arm so you could like kick and
let it let him walk a little bit and then reel him back in? Is
that one of those like the real dog things?
Maybe I don't know I don't carry a plastic
bag around to clean up after There you go did you carry
plastic bag to pick up their poop
all right, I'm done. Yeah, you your material. Not commercial,
but as you know is acceptable. Open Mic.
It's open mic night here on no agenda. I'll be here all week.
So what happened to Toys R Us has had besides the fact that
kids don't buy toys want toys anymore? They want video games.
But somebody came into Toys R Us some years ago because we
remember shopping to Toys R Us used to be a kind of a warehouse
style toy store with these long aisles and so some bonehead that
obviously never had kids in their lives decided to redesign
Toys R Us or there's all these offset little cubby holes Oh no.
It was like a maze. And so if the if your kid took one left
turn you would spend an hour trying to figure out where they
went and you couldn't just go up and down the aisles seeing you
know seeing
right that'd be hiding in like the in the book.
There's no books and so these idiots at Toys R Us put this
this crazy system together this I seek a family pack would be
great in a Toys R Us if it works. Anyway. Whatever I'm
still on the leash
uh when you listen to this story in depth and you listen to
everything that said that just a short little snippet, you have
to really wonder what is wrong with the leaders of the of this
world. Today, you reading hit it. After a
recent Sunday lunch British Prime Minister David Cameron
realizing he left something behind at the pub, his eight
year old daughter. He says he thought the child was with his
wife presumably so did the British security detail. When
they discovered the mistake they sped back to the bar only to
find little Nancy helping out the waitstaff. 10 Downing Street
says it was about a 15 minute absence, but it is particularly
bad timing. Today the government here launches a program to
improve responsible parenting
the secret service that was his detail didn't even notice this.
Where's the football? I don't know. Maybe I thought you had
the football.
What kind of idiots? I mean, does anybody anybody even vote
for this guy he brings his daughter thinks that's got to
dark parenting doesn't give a crap about her. So he's got her
on and toe and then he just wanders off. Yacon knew one of
his buddies with the Secret Service guys all plaster looking
at hookers, I guess. And they leave the little girl at the bar
for 15 minutes before they figure out what happened. And
then he blames his wife,
of course that
she had the baby.
Yeah, they're well, yeah, yeah. What can I say?
Nobody. None of the news media, nobody picks up on this. This is
scandalous as far as I'm concerned. Have you ever come up
with your kid?
Well, that only kind of the reason why you never lost the
kid is because you had him on a leash?
Well, there's days but the work the leases, of course was I
mean, the kids will run off, but we wouldn't leave it. I mean,
how could anybody leave a kid? It's unbelievable to me and then
the Secret Service or that whatever they call them? Yeah,
there's different name. Or just like the constant Oh, well, you
know, they're not paying any attention. Oh, that's that's
that makes me feel secure. Yeah. Is your government at work? Dogs
have this unbelievable 100,000 times or 10,000 a huge amount of
relationship to have what we can smell what they can smell they
smell everything. Yeah, they can smell direction. And so when
they stick their head out the window it's like an acid trip
for them. Because they're getting all these aromas from
all it's just the cars zooming by it's just and that's why if
you notice they're always sniffing at the
dogs getting high he's getting high they're getting
wasted on all these really crazy smells and this is the other
thing that I've noticed. I believe this to be true to you
ever notice how dogs go after the mail you go after mailman
but usually the UPS guy coming up to steps the dog will go
after the door and they'll you know they just go nuts like bark
crazy because to a dog because of their nose. That UPS guy
doesn't represent some person coming up the steps. The UPS guy
represents 1000s of people because of all the smells in the
truck and he's handling all these packages the dog thinks
there's like a whole army of zombies outside thanks an army
is coming up the steps and the dog goes crazy
I like the thought of my dog just getting wasted a Boston put
my head up no wonder that such a goofy look on their faces when
they do that. They're hammered. Hey, John, just smoked a joint.
Come on. Do the voice. Do their voice. Hey,
John. Adam. Just smoked a joint. Figured I'd make a stone
donation. better listeners and show one I've donated before but
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came on the PBS NewsHour and unfortunately they had news our
ball is wonders that they are wouldn't really go after her or
for not answering any questions whatsoever. She's Lisa Monaco.
And you can look her up and she just looks like she hot. No. She
looks like a person that couldn't get a date if she
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Well, she's not flattering, especially after you listen to
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Monaco comes Raven give it up for Raven.
John, are you making it rain again? Someone's getting
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Do it again.
I know guys who do that job
I've done it when I was 16 I did it in Amsterdam do the do it do
it and I'll play the clip.
Well, no because it doesn't lead into the clip properly. But
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bloom now say I repeat after me you don't die so bloom
yo room guys will bloom the head
of the Euro group of finance ministers giran Joseph bomb said
just bomb
Oh, I like that. What a dick. Room deisel Bloom said again
Johnny. You can do a bit of an Amy Goodman Yellow Room guys who
blues for
a new financial lifeline. The head of the Euro group of
finance ministers giran. Joseph blanc said a new bailout program
could be negotiated but only if the Greek government backs down
from its rejection of austerity demands very nice.
Jerome Jessel bloom unfortunately for her that's a
total lie. But here is on CNN another epic fail just to give
you an idea of the level of understanding of technology Maji
what is I guess what happened here is the one lady who got
through on and was able to register and I don't even know
she actually,
I think that the one lady that was one in Iowa, Ohio, the one
got through the other day, the one
with Obama, the one who was in the Rose Garden, and she was the
one. So the way she got through apparently, it took her like
four hours, and she had to clean her cache and her cookies in
order to create. And they did that. Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah. So but here's how it comes across on CNN, it took her seven
hours on the phone and online. Eventually, she had to go
through and clean out all the cookies from her cache, was able
to sign up her cache
clip for the day already.
Really? I get it now. Oh, my God, I wasn't prepared for that.
I mean, seriously,
this is what passes for news. The cleanout are a cache, you
know, maybe she did have to clean out her cache. Maybe
her cache was the problem to start with, you know, Hey, lady,
you know, your attitude is not right. Let's work on that cache.
Cache. Wow. What do you think we need to get a mascot
mascot? mascots always got the kid the kids love them.
Love a mascot giant chicken?
Well,
you can wait for it people.
So what we're trying to accomplish is this about 80% of
the threat roughly is something that the private sector can
absolutely handle. We can handle through education. You know, the
Freddie the firewall PSA is coming to you real soon about
how you can protect your own network.
I can't wait for the day.
Ready? The firewall is ready the firewall Do you want to keep bad
Russians? I mean, people from countries with Nethers letter
that starts with are out of your computer. While you don't have a
computer because you only have an iPad, you can actually learn
how to do anything on it, but Freddie's gonna protect you.
It's funny the firewall
you found your voice over gig. Hey,
hey, kid, you can't watch porn. It can't get in because the
firewall is protecting you. Oh, oh no, you can't download the
podcast from the no agenda show. Funny the firewall protecting
you? I think right if I got one I nailed it. I should do nailed
it. I got it. I gotta
do a bunch of PSAs on the show,
I need script. But like you write your script I'd write me
some script. Hey, Kansas, ready the firewall guys? I think I can
replicate it. It's funny the firewall,
like a nail that over and over. It's because it's it's a voice
that you well, you don't commonly do that voice ever.
I've
never. It's brand name. Bensi. Right. He
really? You can do that. I think now you can just jump to it.
Okay, ready? Yeah. I'm plugging all the holes. I like the
cracking.
Firewall says plug. Plug your boards. What do I see that
little Tina, you you have an open port at the firewall won't
be happy. Okay. Let me say this in the morning to you John C.
Dvorak. Whenever Space X does something it's like this is
everyone's Oh, it's either Space X. Here they're going to the
International Space Station or they're launching space X
countdown we're going to be the night little techie fanboys and
script kiddies. Oh, it's so cool. You know a Musk has done a
rocket in this space. Morons, look at what's really going on
here.
Oh, he's awesome. He's awesome. He's Tony Stark.
This is from a father as in a religious father. And I'm not
sure if I can mention his name. So I won't I in the morning
Adam. Here's another story about training drills at schools with
a little different spin on the pastor of a small parochial
school in a town of about 10,000 people after Sandy Hook because
parents and staff were freaking out about school safety. We call
the local police department to send a liaison to do a
walkthrough of our facility. After the walkthrough, the
liaison recommended that we invite the county's tactical
response team, their version of SWAT to provide training for our
staff. This is great stuff by the way you can this is
fantastic. During a teacher in service day, when there were no
students at the school, the TR T the tactical response team came
to train our teachers. While I was expecting a morning of being
told to hide in the corner of a classroom if an armed assailant
entered the school, it was a bit of a surprise and we learned
that the TRT wasn't there to train this School staff know
they were there to run drills themselves. They had nine
millimeter Glocks and ar 15 set up to shoot paint filled gas
cartridges at each other. They were happy to have the floorplan
of our school to add to their database and spent the morning
shooting at each other and the walls and the hallways of the
school with paint balls. The three scenarios that they set up
where a random bad guy taking a class hostage, an angry parent,
taking a class hostage and a yuan bomb or like a look at like
wearing an IED. Again, taking a class hostage, it seems that the
proper response to each threat was to scream at the assailant
and then light him up with pink balls. Father, you're great,
except the IED wearing perpetrator once the IED was
identified, which in this case was a piece of cardboard with a
word bomb written on it taped to his chest. They were just
supposed to shoot him until he dropped. The best part was when
they asked if I wanted to run through the scenarios. Not
wanting to miss the opportunity to shoot off duty police
officers with paint balls I gladly accepted yes a man of the
cloth. When the training was over, the officer swept up the
empty gas cartridges and did their best to wash up the paint
filled walls. The next day when the students were back in class
they discovered a few random paint splatters that were missed
in the cleanup. When one of the students asked a teacher about
the splatter What else could she say other than the paint is
there to keep you safe? I will say because this is a small
town. I know a few of the officers in there good guys.
It's just unfortunate Law Enforcement Training has turned
into combat training effect you and John talk about regularly
and hopefully is appreciated by your listeners.
Yeah, the militarization of local police. One little
paragraph in the email that just thought I had to share with you.
Share it share. All right,
I hung out with you and JC D hard a few nights this summer in
my dreams. Recently it was good fun. I'm telling you when I read
this, just that line alone to me was like that's very weirdly
sexual. I hung out with you and JCD hard a few nights this
summer in my dreams. It was good fun. A fire truck full of hot
chicks drove by us as we were all in a car together. The two
of you were doing the show live. It was a we were cruising
around. They were listening to the show live and were freaking
out as they realized who it was. They were just passing. It was
hilarious. If you have any dreams like that, please send
them to me. This is the story of the day. Hold on a second.
Oreos are just as addictive as cocaine.
That's the jingle version. Here's the full soundbite
Oreos are just as addictive as
cocaine. That's according to a study from Connecticut College.
Researchers found that eating Oreos activated more neurons in
the pleasure center. drains and exposure
in the pleasure center. What is she thinking of her own pleasure
center when she's doing this read in the pleasure center or
morphine?
To get a job in Hollywood with this app? I don't know
that like most humans, rats like to eat the Oreo cookies creamy
metal first.
Oh man. Yeah. Can you believe that? You just read that? Yeah,
you did. You really did. Sorry to say that's, I use? Are you
there? Because you've been cutting out a little bit. I
didn't think so. I have a feeling we gotta check.
Oh, crap. She's lived for the day.
Oh, thank you. Well, the question is, is it the long clip
or the short clip that is
the middle part that's a clip of the day old.
Oreos are just as addictive as cocaine.
I love how she says it.
Yeah, you know, she's got a lot of and
she's like, Yeah, I'm really enthusiastic about the cocaine
business.
She's obviously got something going on.
Carol, CNN,
Speaking to CNN Secretary of State John Kerry defended the
prisoner exchange,
it would have been offensive and incomprehensible to consciously
leave an American behind no matter what. To leave an
American behind in the hands of people who had torture him cut
off his head. Any number of things that we consciously
choose to do that that's the other side of this equation.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. Now, are you just trying
to mess with me? Or are you just trying to go straight for the
jugular? I mean, there is without a doubt today right off
the bat you get it? I mean, no doubt about it. Clinically, are
you kidding me is Can't What is wrong with this man?
He would I when I heard that when he says you know you're
there to torture him and then cut off his head
and then it was more stuff after cut off his head which makes it
even funnier. What do you do you what anyway? The reason I
thought that clip was hilarious and I when you really listen to
it, it actually says that he did. He had his head cut off and
this is not like he's going to have its head cut off.
Mokhtar bone el Mokhtar our buddy there. McDonough McDarrah.
Yeah, of the Marlboro Man. Yeah, so the any dead? He's dead, but
the I think it was the telegraph. So they somehow
magically found in a letter from al Qaeda central, sent to him
there, right. Al Qaeda letterhead?
Yes, the al Qaeda letter found by the Associated Press inside a
building formerly occupied by their fighters in Mali. Now you
remember that we played all the video of the model if they found
like an AK 47 and three bullets. This was the big terror threat
in Mali. Yeah, this letter that the Associated Press found is an
intimate window into the found it yes, it's just just like, Oh,
what's this? Why it's a letter? What does it say? It's a glimpse
into the inner workings of a highly structured terrorist
organization that requires its commanders to file monthly
expense reports.
Oh. Are you kidding me? No. Expense Reports. Yeah.
And they were they were mad at him because he didn't file his
expense reports on time.
What is he worked for? a.com. Unbelievable. Yeah, the letter
sets that is I wish that
because that's the letter signed by the group's 14 member Shura
Council or governing body describes its relationship with
Bo matar as a bleeding wound and criticizes his proposal to
resign and start his own group. I'm gonna start my own group,
okay. I don't need you and your damn expensive parts. Hello.
First and foremost,
get your budget in. Living I gotta make blowing anything up
for the next month until all the budgets are in. There was
30 bullet points in this letter. First and foremost, they quibble
points
bullet probably got some takeaways in this note who's
doing
the meeting notes. First and foremost, they quibble over the
amount of money raised by the 2008 kidnapping of Canadian
diplomat Robert Fowler, the highest ranking you and official
Indonesia air and his colleague Brahmakumaris men held both for
four months and in a book he later published, Fowler said he
did not know if a ransom was paid. The letter reveals al
Qaeda wanted to use the kidnapping to force concessions
in the US led war in Afghanistan, but the plan was
stymied when Bill Mokhtar struck his own deal for about $900,000
for both men, far below the $3 million per hostage that the
European governments were normally paying. What isn't this
what I know this? Is this crazy
business they're running? No wonder they have action items in
a memo. What's our budget looking Abra? Looks like we're
getting about 9 million this month. We're gonna do 100 for
the year,
what's our delta? What's the Delta on on our reserves? I'd
like to meet the chief revenue officer for al Qaeda, please.
This is nuts. You know, and I really have to believe this. Do
you think it's true?
Well, I know that we've actually discussed this before. And I
know there's been clips that have come and gone that indicate
that they were running a business which was a hostage for
money business, so you steal some diplomat and you'd get you
get a check to give them back and that's what people would do
over and over again, and I didn't know what the payouts
were, but it's a 3 million bucks and I got to the EU that's
pretty good money for you know, a week's worth. I gotta
I gotta read you some more. The list of slights is long. He
would not take management's phone calls. refused to send
administrative and financial reports and you get those TPS
reports though McDarrah he ignored a meeting and tombak to
screw that meeting in Timbuktu I'm not going to tell them to
pound sand, calling it useless. Even ordered his men to refuse
to meet with al Qaeda missionaries and Miss Miss
missier and Miss emissaries. That's the one emissaries and he
aired the organization's dirty laundry in online jihadist
forums, even while refusing to communicate with
a chapter by SEO,
sounding like managers in any company. This Euro leaders
accused Omaka of not being able to get along with his peers.
They charge that he recently went to Libya without permission
from the chapter which had assigned the Libya dossier to a
rival commander called abou Zeid. And they complain that the
last unit they sent Belle Mokhtar for backup in the Sahara
spent a full three years just trying to contact him before
giving up. That is just too funny. The sharpest blow in the
council's letter may have been the accusation that despite this
history of terrorism, though maca and his unit had not pulled
off any attack worthy of mention in the Sahara Desert, quote, any
observer of the armed actions carried out in the Sahara will
clearly notice the failure of the mass brigade to carry out
spectacular operations. Despite the region's vast possibilities
that are plenty of Mujahideen funding is available. Weapons
are widespread and strategic targets are within reach. Your
brigade did not achieve a single spectacular operation targeting
the Crusader Alliance. You my friend are demoted. Isn't that
nuts?
It's totally nuts. Ah, one over they wonder where that note came
from me. And you're in reality? I'm sure it wasn't nobody
stumbled upon it.
Oh, well, that's what they say. They say they say that the
Associated Press found it inside a building. In Mali.
It's not it's not completely unbelievable. That a note like
that existed.
So. So there is the well, it's a it's a translation, of course,
but it is from the AP. It's in the show notes. PDF. And it's a
translation of what they say is is the note. Funny, isn't it? So
it's so on one hand. It kind of
can't segue out of this piece. No.
I can't I know iTunes, particulate I too. I'm just
baffled. But you if you read the whole letter and how many paid
it's like it's pages and it's I mean, I've seen some letters in
my in my time your people are pissed off and you know, you
gotta fire someone or you're not doing a good job. But this is
just just blows everything away. You know, it was like I was just
not doing his job. Here. Does the inadequacy come from
consultation and coordination which we are in system or does
it come from unilateral behavior along the lines of our brother
Abu Abbas, which produced a blatant inadequacy, trading the
weightiest case to Canadian diplomats for the meager price
of 700,000 euros. Today, like Bishan about sales?
Yeah, the guy couldn't close a higher he couldn't close the
real deal. He had to take a discount if we don't do
discounts. Right, that was 220. Macumba Mokhtar? We do not do
discounts. That was my German that wasn't good. Isn't that
sad? Very funny. Yeah. Well, it just shows you that.
It's just not
as good as Adam. All right, I'm ready. Okay, here we go. Okay,
so there's three things that were busted loose by this book
and his all his classified information all were leaked out
and needs to be investigated. Right. So let's start with the
first one. The using drones in Yemen. Apparently, before this
book came out a few a week or so ago. This was a complete secret.
Now, how did it remain a complete secret after we drone
to Americans? Where we were where was that? Where did that
take place? In Yemen. So let's see. We have drone people in
Yemen. It was a known fact we're droning people in Yemen, we
killed all a walkie and lemon 11 in Yemen. In lemon. Let's kill
him from now on. It's lemon. We killed his son in lemon. All
this was taking place in Yemen. Okay, what's where's the secret?
Tell me what the secret is? What was the secret that we missed?
Don Don owed two lists. Not do
not drone list dollar drone list.
Oh my god drawn to list ton of
drontal. As I wish you could put that as a title of the show.
drawn to a list
of done it drugs.
This is our new codeword in the morning got drawn to list
drawn to point to no agenda and sell subscriptions.
What do you think our nation's critical infrastructure is?
John, can you name three pieces of infrastructure that are
critical?
The Verizon backbone Yeah.
Good. I'll take that one. Yes.
The Google Network. Yes. Yeah. And I was say there's probably
another couple of backbones. I can mention, let's say, sprint
backbones. Good one.
None of those are on Lieberman's list. Oh, no, no,
wait a minute stop. They'll go on these backbones, which would
be the real critical parts of the network. You know, maybe I
would even add, okay, I know what it is then. He's got Mae
West, Mae Mae east, the big giant nodes that communicate our
network. No, no, that's got to be on there because this would
be what you would say. Get any idea about what you're talking
about? You would have to put those
all of them are wrong.
As Chad Christian in Colorado 6969 live in Colorado avid
mountain biker, when not in the backcountry alone. It concerns
me somewhat that I'm sharing this actually good story. You
want to read this? It's actually quite entertaining. No, you read
it. Okay. Well, I'm the backcountry alone. It concerns
me somewhat that I'm sharing habitat with mountain lions,
which are basically 180 pound versions of typical housecats
made of coiled steel and teeth. The mental image of a giant
Tabby silently stalking me on razor sharp, extractable claws.
waiting to pounce makes it difficult to relax during these
little excursions as an amulet to being stocked, pounced upon
and disassembled by one of these magnificent beasts. I have taken
to playing the no agenda show through my iPhone speakers. Not
only does this keep predators at bay, it's a great way to
multitask. I get my RDA of uncompromised news from the best
cop podcast in the universe, a little exercise and I get to
keep my jugglers So there I was riding along enjoying the
outdoors listening to the show, it was the donation segment I
was thinking that I needed to renounce my boner dumb and
become a donor that that very moment I was struck by one of
the mothers nature's combo in imminent call the gas station,
coffee and green bean burrito combo combo that seems so good.
Only an hour before had turned on me. I got off my bike and
made my way toward the bushes. When I noticed something flicker
in the sunlight white paper. Could it be my good intentions
of donating Of course, I was about to receive some
retroactive karma in the form of a stash of toilet paper that
must have fallen from a hikers pack. What luck. I reached out
to grab the white water of back country convenience and discover
to my horror that had already been used and now only barely
covered the ghastly remnants of some previous travelers
breakfast balls. I reversed course and found a less
conspicuous place to dig a hole of my own and was saved from a
rather uncomfortable ride home by some bandages from my first
aid kit that served alternative purposes well enough. The
message was clear however, donate or else had been spared
but I would I be so lucky again. It's not worth the risk. I'm
crying. I'm literally crying. Michael Shoemaker.
Oh, hold on hold on Chad Nizam toilet paper karma. Karma
Oh, good writing man.
But here's John Edwards mistress. And I got a comment on
this.
Bill writes that she expects people to judge her and her
relationship with Edwards but writes at its heart. This is a
love story. What is the future for you and John Edwards now?
That's a great question. Right now.
The priority is not a great question. How was that a great
question Great question. That's not a great question.
I know I got no I got the I have the tumbler interview clip. This
is different I've Oregon shooting Obama expanded stutter.
Well, I have a hard shooting Obama stammer. Obama stammer
Bama stammer, Obama stammer, it's not the only country that
has and then we have expanded. This is the whole clip with all
the stuttering it's psychosis very cute.
All right, you better take your man slave you gotta take because
if you don't take your meds, Anderson Cooper will show you
what it's like to live with voices in your head.
You're gonna put these earphones in there and try to do a series
of tests. Okay, so now hearing sort of whispers and voices in
my head and the first test is number puzzles. Do you suck and
they know it.
Hey, this is a whole piece of English isn't this Anderson
Cooper is going to show what it's like to live with
psychosis. And he puts headphones on. This is a
scientific test. They're talking to him. Yeah, they're saying
that he sucks. And apparently that's what his voice is saying
you suck. And then he's asked to do some tasks, like walk around
on the street and do puzzles and fold paper.
Well, he's got
and so we get a mix
of people walk around listening to music on their iPads or I you
know, I funny you
say that he brings this up. That's right.
Okay. So I did this test for three minutes, and I did not get
a single one. It's very hard to it's hard to concentrate when if
it's like music or something. And if
V For God's sake, just listen to it.
It's very hard to it's hard to concentrate when it's like music
or something constant. It's easy, but people talking to you.
It's very difficult.
Shut up. Listen, I have been
waiting for people I know. And I have be as that as the little
earpiece where the producer is literally talking to him while
he is talking and counting them down into commercials and right.
It's a skill, it's a skill, then handling questions, all kinds of
stuff happens. And he's actually very good at this. Yeah, but Tom
Brokaw is very
Yes. He is lying to the public when he says this is distracting
him. He is trained not to be distracted by this sort of
thing.
And he's saying that he's getting nothing right. But also
I like I like the what they've made up is like, the voice in
your head is apparently saying you suck. You're no good.
All humans kill all humans. Shut up. Shut up.
Back to the voices now. It's really distracting.
Environment Shut up. common thing that the producers yelling
your ear. Yeah, exactly. Shut
up now.
Do not touch that stop
this is a brilliant piece. I could not make it. Ah, well it's
in the shownotes the link to the video looking at this is edited
believe me. Easy. You want to touch that.
But it just it's really hard to it's hard to focus when kind of
people whispering to you and talking to you.
Be always on the street. And there's whispering just come
clear. With echo. Anderson kill brah kill brah.
Hey, give me give me yesterday's paper.
He asked for yesterday's paper to prove that he is now insane
from the voices
for yesterday's paper. Yesterday's New York Times? No.
Okay, I'll just get today's it's really it's incredibly
distracting on the street to have somebody talk in your head
and it makes you feel completely isolated from everyone else
around you. And you don't want to engage in conversation with
other people. You kind of find yourself wanting to engage in
conversation with the voice in your head constantly.
How about audio books, people must be must go on shooting
rampages, when they listen to Audible. That shit should be
outlawed
talking to you and everything they're saying relates to things
that you're actually doing or criticizing things you're doing
it's like every somebody's taking a course watching you.
Your mother hates you, Anderson commenting on what you're doing
and you can't help it. I literally find myself wanting to
kind of respond to them.
You'll always be second rate Anderson wolf makes more money
than you
kind of tell them when to be quiet and it's it's incredibly
unpleasant. It's a very very unpleasant experiment. To back
up, stand up now. This is crazy.
And what does it have to be this kind of Long Island woman
and stand up backup do this now. I'll cut you off 20 3040 Stand
up now. It's okay Anderson. And that just went on for hours and
hours. I did only clip two minutes of it. He like five
minutes of him walking around trying to fold paper.
Anyway, this is the same messaging we're going to have to
be stuck with this. This is the last high school USA show. I'm
going to set it up one of the characters It went to a party in
Amish country where the girls get to do whatever they wanted,
and they weren't having sex every which way. And they
decided the only kind of sex they didn't have is by having a
sex change and then having sex again. So the guy's going to hit
the guy, the girl that was an Amish girl had the sex change.
The guys decided against it. old widow in my autumn years. That's
the worst news of all. That's right, Brad. You got delta
winning hand. Don't fold it. Well, I guess I should
go tell her. I sure hope she takes it like the man that she
now is. Read, Mary, is that really? You? Sure is
pretty cool, right? Yeah. Now get on in there. I can't wait to
take this new hog for spin.
Well, here's the thing. Miriam, I, I can't go through with this.
Because how do I say this delicately. I just don't want to
Well, I can't say that. Under the circumstances. I'm not a
little disappointed. But I understand. You need to live
your boring, single gendered life the way you want to.
You're the coolest guy in the world. Look at you, man. You're
a real son of a bitch. Well, find a woman to have sex with
me. Wish me luck. You'll find one easy. There are so many
slots out there.
And that ladies and gentlemen is is Fox Network.
So Nancy Pelosi explained exactly who we have to thank for
this. Can you
think? Well, Obama No, wrong wrong wrong.
I want to say a word about Senator Kennedy. I spoke to
Vicki Kennedy this morning. Listen, this is listening to
Patrick Kennedy, before coming here, thanking them for the
important role that he played a lifetime of commitment to making
healthcare a right not a privilege in our country. He
called it the great unfinished business of our country of our
society.
That whole Lyndon Johnson tried to push their health years on
the best parts and they just slammed it. That guy, chef's
slave.
I knew that when he left us who would go to heaven and hell pass
the bill and now I knew is busily at work until this
decision came down. He was working the whole time lip of
the day.
Oh, I wasn't ready for it. Yes. This is why you gotta watch the
span. Because you don't get this stuff on the news. I heard that
I'm like, you've got to be kidding me. You did. Ted Kennedy
went to heaven and work.
Kennedy went to heaven. And Dan passed a health care bill
fantastic.
Just listened to that again. It's really it's the whole thing
is 15 sec vote Heaven
and Hell pass the bill. And now a new is busily at work until
this decision came down. Inspiring one way or another.
And now he can rest in peace. You're
done. Just woman is unbelievable. The Democrat Party
should be ashamed of themselves for keeping her around. Oh, I
still get jollies. How awesome is that? Yeah, it's pretty
awesome. There's a long Reverend Manning clip that I had that I
was at 20 minutes and I have to cut it down to like six or seven
minutes where he goes on a crazy rant. But he starts off really
sedate. And then he gets wild at the end. And it's actually going
to be quite funny. Let's do I do have a teaser, if you can see
where it's headed. From my little intro here.
What am I playing?
You're off. You're terrible. Yeah. Bailing these Yeah, well,
I suck. Reverend Manning intro. Oh,
you mean this clip. I want everybody to try to understand
I'm not a right winger. I'm not a left winger. I'm not a
liberal. I'm not a conservative. I'm not a Democrat. I'm not a
Republican. I'm a Christian. I'm not even black actually. And I
have a role to play in Christianity as a preacher as a
pastor, of which I have been doing for 30 years and will
continue to do my parish, if you will, is located in the
community known as Harlem. But I preach to the world God's
unadulterated word now. I do not see the world politically. And
so therefore please understand that I only see things
spiritually. At present the reason why so much of my time
and energy has been spent deal And with Obama is because Obama
is the son of Satan. He was just another politician, then I will
probably be very casual at the most about him as I was with
George Bush, or what Bill Clinton, but when when a
preacher looks up and he sees as Satan has sent one of his songs,
then I spend every waking moment of my day talking about the fact
that Satan son is here.
Yeah, and my age theory is nuts. Hold on a second.
Get out there and behind. Real country
Manny on Fox Oh,
that sounds so much like Nanning one, doesn't it? Well,
you you're looking at the whole thing. And when
Fox News saw the millions that came down to the 910, September
2009, a Tea Party rally, they immediately jumped on board,
because they recognize that the Tea Party had reached critical
mass in terms of the number of people that were supporting it.
So they began to support the Tea Party. But the other thing that
happened at Fox News and some of the Roger Ailes and Rupert
Murdoch, were also negotiating with is that after the election,
the rule came down. You speak out against Obama, you lose your
license, you speak out against Obama, you lose all your
advertising. And so Fox News then cut a deal to get rid of
Fox News's most outspoken speakers, Obama and Glenn Beck
took about eight, nine months to get it done. They got rid of
him. They tone down. Sarah Palin, and they pumped up Bill
O'Reilly, who has a set out Bill O'Reilly as a whole from the
word go, go, Bill O'Reilly and Obama's father both in heat
horrors. You offer bill a lot of money, he don't care. He'll take
it. He began to pump up and support Obama. So putting the
other mistake was in addition to putting your trust into Tea
Party, people began to put their trust in Fox News. But Fox News
had already sold out to quietly support Obama. And they sent the
big gun a Bill O'Reilly out and a shoot down the birth
certificate and call all the birth as whack jobs, loons,
crazies and races and night after night, night after night
on the Fox show, whatever it's called Bill O'Reilly de facto
rollin. He shot down birth has called him crazy has called him
loons. And to finally, anybody who came on Fox News was afraid
to even mention the birth certificate. And that one, all
right, and then stepped up and said, I've seen the birth
certificate. I personally have seen that. So shut up, shut up
Obama's eligibility. And so Fox News sold out. But still people
knowing that they have been cheated by Fox News. Turn on Fox
News every day. I don't understand that. I don't
understand it isn't the Stockholm syndrome, where you
actually take part in your own destruction. I mean, I consider
Fox News. The new Charles Manson and the Manson followers no
matter what he did, stabbed Sharon Tate in the stomach put a
knife though. She's pregnant rate and Robin Piltover. I see
people who watch Fox News as followers of Charles Manson,
because Fox News is sold out. Go ahead now and head media. Okay,
it's good. I love
that guy. Play, man. And part two, the rant about the Tea
Party.
We have a theme. We have a theme today
that is ineffective. But yet people thought that they have
the power. You can see it. They are not your friend. And we have
said this over and over and over again. And the Tea Party
congressional members are not your friend. So trusting him
this was a major mistake. Had you stay with the ineligibility
the unconstitutional statement of a status of Obama? You would
not be weeping today. You would not be wringing your hands
today. Have you stayed with the issue? That was the only issue
And that is the issue of Obama's eligibility. And that even of
itself had a glimmer of hope. But after the Tea Party slammed
it after Fox News slamming that think for just a second how
angry you get when you when you hear me, but remember you're
acting now just like black people, black people got flat
out angry with me when I told them Obama was a slickster he
was a pimp, he was alone again, mack daddy, he was a hustler. He
was a steal of Dr. King's dream. And he didn't care anything
about black people. Not only that, but he was black and black
people got mad at me the two nails they were wrong. Now you
are wrong. Wrong, following the Tea Party, following Fox News.
You're wrong. Brothers benefits greatly from Obama. They're all
now selling the same program and this new film out now
demonstrate Obama being the son of Frank Marshall Davis ain't
nothing but another move by Obama, you're dealing with the
devil, you're not dealing with a human being your moves that
you've never thought of. The problem is, you're blind, you
turn on Fox News, as long as they tease you with the idea
that they're against Obama. But if you were the executive
producer, and the editor of the news of Fox News, couldn't you
put together a roster of announcers and news items that
would destroy Obama in a heartbeat, you could even do
that you will not have enough, you post up on your Facebook
page, you post up on YouTube information. And if you were at
Fox News, you do the same thing that you're doing on your
Facebook page. So you know, Fox News is a damn sell out. They
could do better. They could tell the truth, because you do it.
And yet you give them a pass for not doing what's wrong with you.
Would you? Would you the same thing with the team pod? The
same? No team party member of Congress, we'll talk about the
fact that we've got a criminal, the courts have been co opted.
And now they've been who you know it? It's a bit long.
Yeah. When I could have cut off when he gave it the Frank Davis
thing I that, you know, that was something that is always
considering the Frank Davis was born to this guy as it was real
dad. Isn't Obama's scheme. The devil that's even better to talk
about? The next ones aren't that long about what I could have cut
right there. Yes, actually, that was the interesting thing that
he brought up. And I you know, it's probably in. That's a good
take. That's a deconstruction. I liked it.
This would be the word to part three here. This
is about Romney is that the Romney thinks is an idiot.
Now, what's the solution? Well, first of all, we need to
understand this, that Mitt Romney is perhaps, and this is
so pathetic. Mitt Romney is perhaps the worst possible
candidate, Mitt Romney is the worst possible what is wrong
with you, people? With you, man, and you don't have the statute
to tell us what to do. You know, you're just gonna preach over
that church over there in Harlem. And we'd like you, we
think you're amusing. When you talk about black people. We like
what you say about them. But when you start talking about
white people, you're automatically wrong. And so, I
mean, well, I will love to hear you're talking about black
people love to hear you say today, I got no honor. We'd love
to hear your talk about how barbaric they act and all of
that and how they are racist, and we love that. But now when
you talk about, you only give me credit when I talk about black
folk, but I am right in your rights on giving me credit. God
knows when I speak about if I'm right, but I'm right. When I
talk about why this truth is universal. Fox News is a
sellout. The biggest mistake we made in this country in this
whole matter with Obama is trust and Fox News and they were
laughing all the way to the bed. You the Tea Party, the Koch
brothers, you're foolish and now Mitt Romney against Obama.
Here's a person in a way. Obama will win. There's no doubt about
that. And he will be president forever.
He's, you know, he's he's doing a lot of deconstruction that we
do only he adds a
certain flavor or flair that we have available to us got a
little
flair going on there. Wow, that's pretty good
resident for ever. A very interesting, isn't it say
prediction,
he has not made history and being the first black African
American president, because whether you think this is
boasting or not, whether you think I'm gloating, or whether
you think I don't got outside of my position, authority, but I
have made sure that the history books will not record Obama as
the first black president out until that thing up out of
saying he was first black president. And that little twit
called Toni Morrison and that Oh, which call Angela, Maya
Matt, my Angelou. Who were whores who said that Bill
Clinton was the first black president of black people. So
psychotic, so deranged, saw without honor. So self loathing,
they named Bill Clinton as the first black president. That's
how much they hate black folk, and how much they reverence
white folk, they were around. And Obama ain't the first black
president. So we got rid of that. But he made history today.
Yeah, he made history far greater than being the first
black president. So nobody will care about black people. No way.
And by the way, black people will be on the boat going to
Africa by 2014. And Alan West, and Marco Rubio are the ones who
have made it possible, they will be on the boat going by 2014
Black people will be going back to Africa, oh, it's gonna look
like a great excursion go like a great movement. Two years from
now when the health care bill really kicks in. And two years
from now, when Obama has been taken mass control of the world,
and the Islamic world is now dominating, the economy is in
the tank. And two years from now the world is gonna be so
different. Getting on a boat, going back to Africa, black folk
is gonna seem like a good idea, let's go seem like a really good
idea. And they're going to be true billions of dollars pouring
into the idea. All kinds of resettlement monies are going to
be allocated, and all the black politicians are going to say,
this is a good idea. And the cities are crumbling, and all
that kind of a thing. Oh, yeah. But you're going back to Africa,
where you've gone back to Africa, you're worthless, nobody
needs you. Now, we got to dream. We got Mexicans who pick
tomatoes, and they clean toilets and nobody needs these self
loathing welfare cheats called Black people anymore. You're
going back and Obama is gonna be the one to send you that.
I thought we were depressing. Now all right, I'm gonna give it
to you. Please put all of that in the Red Book. Let me see if I
got this right. Obama's President forever. Black people
being sent back to Africa
Well, that was fantastic, sir.
Cyber man. Do you think he can do a hattrick in the future?
He's gonna He's on notice. Be nice. It would be nice. It's
it's pretty astonishing. You know, people should appreciate
what we've been doing over the years. And I hope that they do
we, you know, I was looking over some of the donations. So I
noticed that there's a lot of there's more than a few min
overboard. Yeah. who, for whatever reason, I think we've
lost them.
Someone coming back from time from time to time I see some
coming back. But yeah, overboard, for sure. But for
various various reasons.
Well, what the only reason that I just you know, the people
don't have time for the show because they used to commute and
listen and show in their car and they don't listen, they don't
exercise. They don't can't listen to the gym. And they
don't necessarily like to listen to the show was when they're
doing dishes. But it's kind of a shame because I mean, that that
this show kind of shows the kind of variety of material that we
produce besides our deconstructions we have funny
stuff, and it
would be very cool if someone went to no agenda player.com and
annotated the whole thing. Just to make
I would like to see all the shows annotated. Well, most of
them are MAMP we are in the early days with bubba. Yeah, he
would transcribe Yeah, he would transcribe he didn't transcribe
but he did did notes someone
is still doing the John someone's still doing that. I
saw that the other day
on a show by show basis. Yeah, if
Yeah, someone was was doing topic by topic by topic. So not
a literal transcription, but at least had the topics
might or might would like with that page with that pages. Man,
I can't remember what it was missing. No,
let's dig it up. Is it? I think it'd be very handy. It would
be super are handy. It's just I can't remember who was doing
that. No agenda search. Well now someone out there is doing it
and they'll let me know. And okay, we'd love to blog. Great,
fantastic resource for sure. Alrighty, so we're gonna have
another nice evening here in a gay Perry.
Yes, please. See you in Austin on Sunday for the next show.
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