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worldly events in a different light through media and
sometimes popular culture. On The Beat as usual. Ah. That's my
cue. I'm awake. On The Beat. As usual latest gentleman with a
report from the scandal, known as Miss Universe. 2015, John C.
Dvorak. Yeah, you're I am. Alright. So you didn't even want
to watch this thing. And boy, we have been a huge blunder. Yeah,
that would have been bad. So you watched In real lifetime or to
tape delay? I tape delay tape delay. Alright.
That way I could plough through the commercials. There's way too
many. And, and it broke a number of things we predicted we're
going to happen didn't happen at all because Trump doesn't even
own that. They know
how did we miss this that he sold the whole operation? Well,
I know that
he's after the they banned they wouldn't play his shows. So he's
sold them. I have goodness. USA if you remember they didn't put
it on TV.
That's right. Yeah. I didn't know that. He had sold the whole
franchise though that he sold everything. Yeah. I have a
little Donald Trump clip with his latest suggestion from this
morning. If you want me to bring that in, and then you can retro.
Perfect. Well, it was something I guess that can happen. Steve
Harvey is a great guy. I liked the way he got out and did it.
Steve Harvey is a jerk.
The worst post ever see,
Steve Harvey is a nincompoop is what you want,
certainly was a terrible, terrible for the young woman
from Columbia. But, you know, things happen. It's live
television. And you know, the new owners have tremendous
people
tremendous. And frankly, it's it's William Morris
entertainment, that tremendous losers is what they are.
And I owned it for 15 years, and I sold it and for you know, they
gave me so much. I said come on. We have to make this every once
in a while you have to do something.
If you still owned it, and you're sitting there as this
happened, what would Donald Trump
Yeah, and I know they're gonna be calling me today. They've
already got a call scheduled what would I do? I tell you what
I think I do. I think I'd make him a co winner. It would be
very cool. Make him a co winner because what happened to the
girl from Colombia is devastating to give it to him
for a couple of minutes and then take it away. I think and you
have a whole country. You know, last year we had a young woman
also from Colombia, the entire country. I mean, they took like
a vacation for about a week the whole country was wild. So you
can imagine what happened. I would say this I would recommend
that they go have a beautiful ceremony which is good for the
brand and good for Miss Universe and do a cold winter. Oh, yeah,
I think so. But it was a tough it was
who comes up with this cold winter. That's dumb.
Well, I don't know dumb or not. I All I know is that he's full
of crap about this all this entire this exposition he just
gave now it's real. He's happy for the owners, the owners are
great people if the owners were great people they wouldn't have
put up with or allowed the following clip which is the
Perez Hilton clip. Introducing the judges and here's Perez
Hilton of all people is one of the judges needs these better
judge on Miss USA for years at at Trump's behest. Ready? Yeah.
And Perez you've been a judge from Miss USA, but this is
your first time here. Is this the right one to make sure. What
is the difference between the two competitions when it's a
fist winning? The Oh, okay, I see what you're saying. This is
first time here on this one. I'm Perez. You've been a judge from
his USA, but this is your first time here. What is the
difference between the two competitions?
Well, the two big differences are one a lot more people are
watching Miss Universe wrecked and that's good for my brand.
Thankfully, Donald Trump no longer owns this pageant. Oh he
did not Oh, no, he doesn't.
Thank you for that Perez back to us. And it'll be the
first to go.
So he says this is good to have this insult of the past owner of
the show who hired him for the Miss USA pageant. Yeah, he slams
and for no just to get a cheap laugh. The host is asking the
question she's cracking up thinking it's hilarious and then
they cut to Steve Harvey and he's thinking that's hilarious.
Yeah and salt the old owner
is there a Steve Harvey in salt clip?
There's no Steve Orleans. Okay, no, Steve Harvey's thinking that
this is hilarious is great. Yeah, little did he know. And he
had well it's caused a curse I think goes the curse. Oh, it's
like missing Sanko mountain in Miami. Yeah,
exactly. I think there was a dead code immediately when they
did that the curse began
and for those of you just hearing one of John's reports on
one of the many beauty pageants that he is so expert in the
reason why we do this is we like to look at geo political reasons
why a certain country wins some form of global or, or regional
competition. So we have the Eurovision Song Contest and we
have the World Cup and all these things can be fixed. As in they
can be rigged
this particular event they don't have a clue they're not plugged
in. Because Trump sold it that's why Yeah, I know it's just
random completely random. They the girls are there's another
thing which was kind of surprised tell me about the
girls. Yeah, well the girls that when Trump ran the Miss Universe
pageant it was wall to wall outrageous beauties. Yeah,
obviously. This no okay not even close. Everybody was mixed race
that was very few exceptions Miss USA was not but everybody
else was and they were then you could spend most your time
trying to figure out what mix they are. The French woman for
example, who was Miss France who was really she was one of the
really pretty girls but she was like I don't know she was like
from Martinique or something. And she was
Island island girl Island French girls, here's an island girl.
European features but she had Asian features and she had
Polynesian feet it was really just keep staring at her trying
to but she was French. Anyway, so but the girl overall the
women they looked all a great bathing suits. It seemed that
they did the least they had them all come out in bathing suits.
Not one at a time but they all came out to dance and sing and
jump around in bathing suits. And that
way there was jumping jumping around. Yes. Oh no. I missed
this. They were jumping. Yeah. Oh man.
And then when they did some some pans of the girls that didn't
win or didn't get into the finals. They were made mugging
to the Canberra ducks. Emerald. By Trump. duckface. Yep.
Oh man.
There was one duck face. There was another girl that was
winking and Blinken. It was ridiculous. The duck face one
was hilarious. And but so it was not as well done as when Trump
owned it. Let's put it you know it
what I'm missing. In what you just kind of said. No one has
done this analysis has said when Trump owned the brand and where
what did this error on what what network did this error I believe
is ABC. Okay, so when Trump owned the brand, or we had to
buy red
fox both it was ABC, I think was ABC. No, I may have been filed
genuine. It doesn't matter. To me
when Trump on this is what I'm missing from everybody. Trump
the obvious xenophobic, racist islamophobe everything phobe?
When he owned the Brahmin hater, woman hater. When he owned the
brand, the women were pretty and they won properly. According to
the script. Yes. No one has said Yeah, Trump, you know, they
screwed it up. He sold it and then they screwed. That's an
easy one to do.
Well, this is what it looked like to me. They saw little bit
and then then the conspiracy theorists who said this was
rigged, which I don't, I don't think so I think Steve Harvey
was terrible hosts, he was bumbling and you know, he
has never watched a competition and he that's why he doesn't
know the way it works. And I saw the cue card, there's a photo I
put in the show notes, where it has second runner up, first
runner up and then winner and the end the names of the runner
ups and the winner is a very, very small font. But it was fun
but that's how you do it. The first runner up is and he should
have said Columbia Miss Philippine you're Miss Universe
that's how you do it. Everybody knows
that he obviously is not watching these things. And he
you could tell by the way he brought the women over instead
of welcome Miss Canada and you know, to get him to come over to
answer the questions. And his was always France your next your
next USA, Europe and I've
I've done some celebrity pageant judging in the past, my
favourite was in Secaucus, New Jersey with Boy George as my
fellow judge. And this was this was after the heroine was all
fat and bald and stuff. Nice guy, but damn, Boy George
judging the women. I don't know.
Well, Harvey also made the mistake of constantly
editorialising Oh, good. For example, let's play Miss
Philippines who won the competition overall play her
question. This is the universe que Philippi.
Here is your question. Earlier this year, that was a
controversy in the Philippines, about the United States
reopening a military base in your country.
I love the music.
Do you think the United States should have a military presence
in your country?
I think that the United States and the Philippines have has
always had a good relationship with each other we were
colonised by the Americans and we are we have their culture in
our traditions even up to this day. And I think that we're very
welcoming with the Americans and I don't see any problem with
that at all
what out we'll see
idiot Where did the did we colonise the hit the
Philippines?
Yeah. It was during the Spanish American War. He says nail Das
is what I would have. I would have said Nailed it.
Nailed it. Awesome. Saul's.
What is he doing that for?
The I don't know. Well, maybe because he she nailed it. And
she? I don't know.
No. He said they were everybody. He was all very complimentary
when he did Miss USA, which is the only other one that's kind
of interesting. One was about should you legalise marijuana
and this went to there we listen. I don't have the miss
the marijuana one. Oh, I've Miss Universe Q USA. Yeah, that one
now this one here is the class they asked like the missed. They
asked everybody here's the way it went. The every question was
specific to the nation. So Miss Philippines got asked about the
Philippines. You know, the Philippines having
Oh, that makes sense. So yeah, of course we'd have to talk
crazy
Colombia about drugs. Yes.
What did they ask her?
They asked Miss Colombia. Whether or not drugs are a bad
thing for society. And just to kind of in a blame like way
really like it's Colombia's fault. That's what they meant.
She had the acid Miss Australia, the tall one. I bought those
kangaroos Miss Australia. No. Instead they asked her about
legalising marijuana in Australia. Yeah. And so she's
beating around the bush about that. And he's like laughing
firstly, I didn't I should have clipped his when he asked a
question like this. In Australia. They're thinking
about legalising marijuana. Oh, so it was really lousy. I mean,
this guy says
it kind of fits you know, first you give up your guns and then
you start then you get everyone. We don't Yes. What do you want
me to do?
So, back to the gun thing Miss USA play it?
USA your turn. Here we go. Few issues in the United States are
more polarising than gun ownership. The argument really
heats up after major tragic events, such as San Bernardino,
and Sandy Hook. What's your position on gun control?
This is an incredibly difficult issue and the United States is
constantly battling and weighing our options. I think that it's
incredibly incredibly important that All individuals have the
right to protect themselves and feel safe. But I also think that
sometimes we need to look at the safety of a whole more than our
own personal safety. So So I think we need stronger
regulations. Specifically, I think that we need to pay
attention. Pay attention, pay attention. Pay attention. Pay
attention to you meant to say.
You stepped all over to Harvey said, sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll play it again. Gun control.
Where do you say?
Did perfect we need some gun control? Now I find that
interesting coming from him because as you recall, we had
this clip of Tavis Smiley, and one of these one of these black
rappers on him smile, he said, and who I respect for saying it.
He says he doesn't understand how any black man in America
can't be all for the Second Amendment and have guns.
Was them see was that? That was one of your clips. Yeah, I might
have it here might be
under Tavis or something.
And I'm reading the new issue of Rolling Stone. And Yan Weiner,
the publisher has an interview with President Obama. I like
yeah, I'm gonna but I think he's gonna be kind of missed the mark
just on questions that you should have asked that he didn't
have the President in his interview, but I gleaned from I
don't think that's it. That it? I don't know. That article. It
was his favourite TV show is homeland.
Something different? Strange. Okay, I don't know where to
sleep. I don't know where it is. But I understand what you're
saying.
But But anyway, Harvey's does this sort of thing throughout
the whole the whole event.
That's what he does, but he if you ever seen Live at the Apollo
do, he'll be mumbling to himself. That's what we that's
what I'm talking about. That's what that's the best podcast in
the universe. Best five did a little bit podcast called
podcasting. Okay, best part. That's how he talks. That's his
shtick.
Well, they have this they had this show they had the questions
but after the question they got the three women back the three
finalists Trias California Columbia and Philippines
sorry Miss USA and I'm just California Miss USA.
Oh, I like the reason I keep thinking same as California is
because she talks like there is a dingbat and she thinks that we
should change the gun laws. Anyway she she anyway watches
with me and she reminds her of a character that made me once
wrote for one of her comic friends who is using the bit in
London right now Miss in the old Stratford and one of the stages
that's if I mean the under it. So they do this gimmick they
decide to ask everybody the exact same question.
Oh, wait, is this the put on the headphones thing? Yeah. I always
wonder what are they playing in those headphones? Someone get
the answers. All right.
I don't know but they all sucked. And it was a stupid
segment we can play a bit of it. I only have the beginning. I
think this Miss Universe headset gimmick
for your final word. Columbia and Philippines headphones or
headphones on with a beats headphone USA,
please step up to the mind. Mind ready, ready? Why should you be
the next Miss Universe?
I think that I should be the next, the next next Miss
Universe because I am so passionate and so driven. It is
my goal to inspire people from around the world, to believe in
themselves to be themselves and to follow their wildest dreams.
What those dreams are. I want to work to bring equality towards
men and women and it's time to step up into power women and I
want to empower women. All right.
I think she thought she had it nailed there.
I did it. She was not the brightest bulb in the power.
Yes. And she was pretty you know when she came in third out of
three. And she was happy when Harvey because she was
convincing with Miss Philippines on the site when Harvey came out
to read announce the winner and I do have the whole segments
little long but I cut I shrunk it as much as I could. But it's
such a fantastic dramatic moment that I think we can take a
little time to play this. And if you watch it on television with
all that I like compressed a bunch of it If you watched on
television was about a five or six minute moment and it was
extremely uncomfortable to watch
as a television professional producer or as an audience
member or both
I think well if you were looking at from the perspective of a
television producer, you your jaw would be on the ground
convey this was handled poorly done, but as an audience member
I think it was very it's ending my case as I knew what happened
what a little jerk off Perez Hilton say he said nothing
Oh, okay. And it's your play enrolled in joy
to women. And Philippines, please join me over here one of
you about to become our new Miss Universe if for any reason she
is unable to fulfil her duties the first runner up took place
Good luck to both of you I can't do my duty Miss Universe 2015
The suspense is killing me
I have to apologise first runner up is Columbia
Okay, hold on stop for a second. So we're watching this and they
don't even she's she has a translator with her. She can
speak very little English she speaks Psalm and speaks it with
a good accent but not much and they never bothered to bring the
translator out. So Harvey is there kind of you know she's not
doesn't know what's going on. And so she's standing there
having anybody to tell her what's going on?
That's great larious that's fantastic. is
So the other meanwhile the Miss Philippines is going What the
hell's going on and she's up by Miss California or did it again
Miss USA Miss USA and Miss USA thinks this is great because
she's eliminated she's out didn't give credit she so she's
talking to the Miss Philippines What do you think's going oh,
going back and forth and in the Miss USA woman is just having a
time of it. And everybody else is kind of looking around. And
so it continues boy, I
missed some good Television. And by the
way, after he brings out Miss Philippines, the audience you
don't hear so much. Then I skip ahead again during that moment
of the neck skipping ahead. Yes, or booing him.
Yeah, one of your better sound effects I have to say. It's
actually what it is. I'll tell you you have a reel to reel in
house or Reeboks
kettle Reeboks with a little thing with a razor blade and I
can cut
and then you just yeah, you caught Yes. And then you get
this
crazy little piece of tape. Do you remember doing
tape echoes but with loops and you'd make a loop and and have
to hold it with a pencil. Do you ever do that on the reel to
reel?
I know how I've known it known it to be done because you had a
really long loop
it would be too big for the reel so you'd hold it with a pencil
and then it would just loop around and sometimes you get
another guy with another pencil to make a loop echo effect.
What this was was that that Vamp they were playing that same
stupid tune and what I did was I just highlighted it with the
audacity and then change speed 1,000x excellence
Miss Universe 2015 Listen, folks, let me just take control
of this. This is exactly what's on the car. I will take
responsibility for this. It was my mistake my bad home because
my by a horrible mistake, but the right thing I can show it to
you right here. My bias. The first runner up is Columbia. It
is my mistake. Still a great night. Please don't hold it
against the ladies. Please don't. We feel so badly. But
it's still a great time. Thank you. Okay, where are your dad?
Mom? A twin.
So they play her off? That little ditty? Yeah. And then
they just killed the show.
Then they just went straight to commercial because they were out
of time. Yeah, yeah, went to the top of the hour was done. I was
done.
But meanwhile, I was expecting more because I saw I was
watching the thing on YouTube. And this girl was back there and
Miss Colombia crying her eyes out surrounded by the other
girl. And but it was pathetic. And I thought, well, you know if
this was right, they would have shown that thing me. I don't
know, this was a biggest botch I've ever seen on television.
The interesting thing is hard. Can it be that ABC can't
even really capitalise on it. You know, you should be doing
you should be following the drama and the backstage and the
crying and I did see some videos of Miss Colombia at the airport.
You know, there's that they should be capitalising on that
but no, no, because we might hurt their feelings. It may have
been Fox and how can it doesn't? Well, let's see now and how many
people watched it.
I think it was down. Let's see. I mean, it was getting's. It was
such a botch. I mean, you can this is a it's three hours, this
show three hours. So there's must have been plenty of time
for rehearsals. Somebody said that Harvey never went through a
lot the last hour of rehearsals. Yeah, because I can imagine the
guy seems like
you're right. Miss Universe was on Fox. Now. You're right.
You're right. Okay, so Fox screwed the dog on and 5.6
million viewers not even worth discussing. Yeah. 5.6 is lousy.
Yeah. Everyone's watching NFL overrun. 25 million people.
Alright, what are we even talking about this stuff? We
shouldn't talk and
that's why we're talking about so you don't have to watch it.
Yeah, exactly.
They should have just said glitch. That would have been so
much easier to say ditch.
You know, the other thing about Harvey it's a good doing it. I
was watching him and they did bring out Columbia and they have
the translator. So the translator and the French was
actually worse. They had missed France and the translator was
like some dwarf. And it's like so they got this thing. And she
say something in French and then a Harvey would look and stare at
the translator. But he would do it as in as I commented on this.
With Mimi, it was a slow burn. He would slowly turn his head
like a like a comic. And he was stare at this guy for an
extended period
of time. Okay, that was his his another part of his shtick.
I don't know if that's a sticker way to look stupid. I saw
him on the on comedians, drinking coffee and cars and
Seinfeld and I thought it was dumb. Well, he should have just
said glitch would have been much easier glitch glitchy to glitch
I'm sorry.
I blame Trump.
Thank God he wasn't there to make it work. Right. All right,
let's talk a little bit more about Trump in the SP Thank you
very much for your report. John, is it over? Is it done? That's a
good one.
I should stop doing the slow clap for you
though you should the only thing I think is maybe something want
to reconsider for future reports don't watch this with your wife
excuse you
know she's just as good as I am. Yeah.
On physical needs to be on physical appearance. Yeah, okay.
We went back and forth on a couple of trying to determine
that
my friends that my friends girl that my friend is what you need
to record at home
well believe it's not that interesting. All right.
I have a couple of ketchup clips.
What it would be like wow, she's got a big one. Well, that will
be okay go on.
Everyone is still very very curious and trying to find the
videos that ISIS is using to to recruit people
and I have a clip I have a clip. I think my clips the setup clip.
You have a setup clip okay. I have the communications director
for Clinton. No no,
I got I got this as this is the way I was reported to the public
by ABC ah who is OB you know who's ABC seems not to be much
of a Clinton fan at all, and they're still all in for Jeb
Bush even though that's a hopeless case. But ABC is
definitely not in for Hillary and here's the report which is
it this is known as the Democracy Now I got the ABC one
here somewhere.
Is it Clinton and another movie?
About Trump? Yeah, yeah, that's it. Okay,
here we go. The background.
John Carl, with us now live from the White House and John back to
Hillary Clinton. And what she said at the ABC debate that ISIS
is using videos of Donald Trump to recruit jihadist has her
campaign provided that video,
the Clinton campaign has provided no direct evidence to
backup the allegation that ISIS is using Trump's words to
recruit terrorists. But Clinton herself doubled down today. She
pointed out that Trump's words been broadcast all over on
Arabic television. And she said that plays right into the hands
of Violent jihadist who want to portray the US as anti Muslim.
Yeah, and I want to say something about that allegation.
But first here is we've played her before I forget what her
name is, I think has mentioned the beginning of the clip. She's
the communications director for hilly inquiry, and this woman is
freaking out. She's freaking out about this question. She tries
to change her. He is
a pathological liar. And these people have to, you know, do
anything they can to make up for
well, it gets better. They do three things. But this woman
does three things First, she tries he's really going to try
and change the whole situation around and throw it back to
Trump. She is the Oh yeah, it gets better, as she also changes
the statement. Hillary Clinton made and she evokes her saviour.
I Hillary Saviour, I should say. I like this clip this morning.
Your response to Donald Trump?
The you know, Donald Trump, I think was talking about
starts off great, doesn't it? What am I doing here? I wasn't
preparing for Trump question or
ever this morning. Your response to Donald Trump?
The you know, Donald Trump, I think was talking to you. You
know what Secretary Clinton was saying last night. It's one of
the one of the many dangerous things about Donald Trump is
that his hot rhetoric say we should not his hot
rhetoric. She's
hyperventilating? Yes.
Yes, she's freak. I told you. She's freaking out. And she says
his hot rhetoric. John, we're gonna write this one down. This
is new,
hot rhetoric. That's that's the title of the show. Yeah, maybe.
I'm ready to go.
Hot rhetoric. Hey, everybody. Who is easy. 100. Adam curry,
here was your hot rhetoric
last night. It's one of the one of the many dangerous things
about Donald Trump is that his hot rhetoric say we shouldn't
allow Muslim refugees into the country. It's
you can't even talk. I know it's really bad.
You know what Secretary Clinton was saying last night. And one
of the one of the many dangerous things about Donald Trump is
that his hot rhetoric saying we shouldn't allow Muslim refugees,
the country is being used. And this is something that the site
or national site, international group has, oh, wait
a minute. Oh, is she is she evoking Rita Katz with this SITE
Intelligence Group. But she'll do it again. But listen, listen,
she changes a little bit here monitor
social media and an ISIS has said there have been no videos
well, what, what they have said is that they are using him they
he's being used in social media,
by Hold on, hold on. The quote was videos, not he is being used
in social media, which is being tracked by Rita Katz, who is
following them on Twitter. Now, though, it was about videos, but
now she changes it to say it wasn't he's been quoted in
social media. ISIS
has said there had been no videos. Well, what what they
have said is that they are using him they he is being used in
social media, by ISIS as propaganda. She'd have a
particular video in mind, but he's being used in social media.
Again, you know, what they have found? Is, is your passive found
a video that you know, Mr. Trump keeps talking about this alleged
mystery video of 1000s of people in Jersey really?
So she, she tries it, she tries to say, well, they haven't found
the video that Mr. Trump said he saw 1000s of Muslims celebrating
in Jersey
carrying class to the World Trade Centre. But it is true
that they he is being used in social media by ISIS,
but typically help recruit don't have a video and she's
referring to a specific video, but he's being used in social
media by ISIS as propaganda site, International Group, which
monitors this is what they do. They monitor social and they
monitor ISIS on social media and they monitor other terrorist
groups on social media to see what they are using. And they
have said that they are using him in social media as
propaganda.
So let's just let's just
recap. It is gotta be more. That's it. Well, Well, yeah, tip
of the day for that.
Well, thank you. That's kinda clinical. I think we should
review this for a moment because Not once. Not once, but twice.
Does the hyper ventilator bring? Do you want to be heard you want
to do you want to be read a cat? So do you want to be
Oh, that's a good one. Well, you think they're challenging. I
like to do the hyperventilating but I'll let you do her. Robbie,
read a cat. Okay,
so to review, Rita cats, has this outfit, this company called
the sight SSS, si te.
Yeah, go ahead. SITE Intelligence SITE
Intelligence Group. And all of the videos of the you know, the
ones that are beautifully produced, we see the head cut
off, you don't really see it. The way you see someone dying,
but you don't really see it. They cut away they fade to
black. But oh, trust us. It's there all come from this outfit,
all from one place. And they're all They're always we found this
on the dark web and jihadist websites never do they publish
the website, none of that. And yeah, they follow jihadist on
Twitter, which just makes no sense to me. If you know how
technology works at all. You know this, these will be the
honeypot to get these people to pull them down. That's what the
FBI and CIA everyone should be doing. But now, Rita cats now.
Does whatever someone pays her to do. Okay, so I'm Rita cats. I
know I'm I'm
restless wonder okay. Hello, hello.
Hello, Rita. Rita. Rita. Rita. Is the communications director
from Hill Hill Hill Hill. Oh, yeah. Hey, how you doing? Oh, we
tell me you found some videos. Donald Trump Muslim stuff. Need
help?
No. Well, we don't you know, when Hillary when Hillary's said
that comment, we looked around for a legitimate video. And as
you know, we read it every night. The one that we found
actually highlights Bill Clinton. Oh, and he's called a
fornicator. And that's all we've got. So we're gonna have to make
something it's gonna cost this genre 50
I think I think the bill video needs to be lost. What am I
gonna
do is a real video. Get back to me when you catch your breath.
Okay, doke. So I saw the bill video.
I didn't even know about the bill video. This is great.
There's a real video
floating around and you can it's on YouTube buried in a Japanese
jihadist site. And one of our producers sent it to me. And
it's a it's a recruitment video in English. And it doesn't look
like you're ready to cast production looks as if it's not
bad, though. And it's got a lot of explosive explosions that use
that. That $5 explode. Excellent. Yeah.
I love that. I love that. Yeah.
And then they start Nate. They show all these presidents and
they go lie on the show with George Bush and they name these
guys. And then where they think here comes Clinton's big head
comes on. And they say fornicator guess he only
Clinton's Great. Did you find fornicator? So they don't want
to show that
one that wasn't shown. It wasn't discovered by the SITE
Intelligence Group.
Yeah, no, it was a real one. Yeah, no, this is this is a
Hillary again. Yeah, she gets up in France. She just makes stuff
up. It's like the time that she was being shot at
in Iraq. Yeah, that was great. It was it Kandahar. It was
Kandahar, I think, wasn't it?
Yes. Simply all we had to run for our lives. Yeah. Here
is the here's Donald Trump about this accusation. He's
terrible. Donald Trump is on video. And ISIS is using him on
the video to recruit and it turned out to be alive. She's a
liar. She is a liar liar.
And then, I guess Trump said somewhere that about Hillary
going to the bathroom, we now know that she did not want what
I've heard is that she did she was laid back to the podium
because there was a staffer for I don't know who she works for,
but she was in the in the bathroom. And she used to be
Eliot Spitzer, his girlfriend, and I guess Hillary didn't want
to be in the bathroom with anybody, let alone with her. And
so she waited until that one was done. And then she went in and
then Donald Trump apparently said that she got slammed, she
got slung and the Here's how MSNBC took this what they used
to call in the 90s. The Clintons This is David Brock, by the way.
Well, who's David Brock? Is he a journalist writer?
I have no idea. I'll look them up
what they used to call in the 90s, the Clinton crazies, but
it's back with a vengeance. And I think, you know, to the extent
that some of this is hatred for Obama, and you see in the latest
Zogby poll, a majority
of Republicans say no intention, no pay no attention. They don't
believe he's a Christian. We're going to see what we got a taste
of last night was the misogynistic attacks on Hillary
Clinton, which also had a racial appeal as well, the idea of a
black rapist basically using the snowball to defeat and I think
that's what that really was about,
do you think that there is a deeply crowd violence?
Like say that enough? I really loved it. So
here's the way I have to look at this. People like, you know,
this, like the George Bush dilemma, with George Bush, the
left, the left was always the guy's an idiot, he's an idiot,
or he is a conniving fiend, you know, intelligently designing
these, you know, it couldn't make up their mind they have the
same drum with Trump. Is he smart? Or is he stupid? I
believe that this was not the Shillong reference was not
something that he had contrived or thought about. No, I think it
just came out of him as like unnatural humour.
It's a New York Jewish type thing that you just yell. Yeah.
Good. We'll get that slung on him and get it. But what is
interesting, and I want to come back to this conversation about
Trump and the Muslims. So first of all, well, we
thought we'd very good I want to keep it on the topic that you
were on because they do have a clip.
Well, but but it'll come back around, and we'll come back or
leave it back to promise. So first of all, what is David
Brock says, is incredibly racist. Because he now he's
presuming that all black men have schlong which is slang for
huge Dong. schlong big schlong black men got big lungs. Do I
find him to be racist? And very racist? The thing that bothers
me the most and the kind of
people on MSNBC are racist. The
thing that really hit me though, so are is the media and the
politicians and everyone except for Don, everyone is against
Donald Trump. They're all saying that his hot rhetoric will push
Muslims over the edge to then go kill people. How racist can you
be? If you're telling me Muslims are so stupid? The Dell watch
Donald Trump and go bought Pong, the blue Tom, the golden people.
That is the racism is and you're saying this to American Muslims.
There's a percentage of y'all, you know, who will be pushed
over the edge by Donald Trump and go kill people for Allah.
Racist that
is racist. This whole thing is despicable. And this is what
Muslim Americans should say, hey, excuse me. We're not all
morons, we see Trump we take from him what we what we want to
understand we get it. I'm not gonna go kill people because of
him. Ah, sorry. That is that is the apology
that I think you're absolutely right on the money. You'd get
Clip of the Day for that.
Thank you. Here's, oh, I'm sorry. I was gonna I promised to
bring it back to you. Yes. I
want to go back to the this analysis of Trump and Hillary in
the bathroom break. And
I do want to say one thing. I have it on high authority that
many white men have huge salons as well.
There's a club at this club. Yeah, I saw this was some years
ago, probably 20 years ago. I saw this on some but like The
Merv Gryphon show or something. That's a hand more than several
years ago, who was the head of the big dick club? Is that what
it's called? Something like that. And it was a big decline.
And then a guy came on the most arrogant a, by the way, Milton
Berle is supposed to have a huge one. The guy comes on, and he
just goes on and on about how great it is. Would this
be big dick? club.tumblr.com? Probably not
know, but I'm sure you could get a clue there. And this guy went
on and on and on about how everybody's inadequate except
the guys in this club. I find the whole thing to be incredibly
insensitive. Anyway, onward. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of
guys with the big ones. Now. This is dn
M, what do you think? Do you think Chinese have big ones?
They don't want them. We're not going there. And okay, topic or
the Japanese either, for that matter. This is the this is
democracy. Now. They're doing the same doing the same overview
of Trump and then they're giving him I think more grief than the
clip you had.
Meanwhile, Republican presidential candidate Donald
Trump has Continue to spark outrage and concern over his
language. Speaking at a campaign rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan,
Trump repeatedly said he hates journalists but that he wouldn't
kill them. This clip begins with Trump referring to Russian
President Vladimir Putin.
And then they said he's killed reporters and I don't like that.
I'm totally against that. i By the way, I hate some of these
people, but I'd never kill them. I hate these people. Honestly,
I'll be honest. I'll be honest, I would never kill them. I would
never do that. And he's pointing out him. I would never kill
them. But I do hate him.
At the same campaign rally, Donald Trump sparked criticism
with continued sexist comments. I
think that actually that is hate speech. When you say I hate
someone that's hate speech.
Alonso's hate each group.
At the same campaign rally, Donald Trump sparked criticism
with continued sexist comments about rival candidate Hillary
Clinton. First he began talking about Hillary Clinton's bathroom
break during Saturday's Democratic presidential debate
saying quote, what happened to her? I know where she went. It's
disgusting. I don't want to talk about No, it's too disgusting.
Don't say it. It's disgusting. He said. Then he began talking.
Why
don't we play the clip? Is it more interesting? Your
dad myself?
I'm pretty I'm pretty sure it's because the transcript reads
better than what Trump said. That I think that's an old
trick. And I think it's
the way he said it was pretty close to what she said.
It's too disgusting. Don't say it's disgusting. He said. Then
he began talking about No,
you know why? You know why she does that? Because she does not
want anyone to have the illusion that she actually studies here
but won't take the effort to watch what that crazy man said.
That's what's going on.
I know where she went. It's disgusting. I don't want to talk
about it. No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it's
disgusting. He said. Then he began talking about Hillary
Clinton's loss to President Obama during the 2008
presidential race saying quote, she was favoured to win and she
got she longed she lost. schlong is the Yiddish Word for penis in
response.
Hold on. I have to write that down. In case I didn't realise
I'm Thank you very much. Yes, long as the Yiddish Word for
penis last
schlong is the Yiddish Word for penis. In response, Jennifer
Palmieri, the communications manager for Clinton's campaign
tweeted quote, we're not responding to Trump. But
everyone who understands the humiliation this degrading
language inflicts on all women should
you know I have I have the prey the prologue.
All women should be degraded by his use of the word schlong.
Yes, because they're not getting the slaw. I have the prologue to
this, which is the actual Tete a Tete between George
Stephanopoulos and Trump about Putin, which I think is worth
playing. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
One final question about Vladimir Putin. When you were
pressed about his killing of journalists, you said, I think
our country does plenty of killing, too. What were you
thinking about there? What killing sanctioned by the US
government is like killing journalists?
Well, I think number one, I think Hillary when she was
Secretary of State made some horrible, horrible decisions,
and 1000s and 1000s. And even hundreds of 1000s of people have
been killed. I mean, you look at what went on in Libya, you look
at so many bad decisions that she made. She's
in a quick reminder, George Stephanopoulos is not only a
former event, still a Clinton operative, he also was a donor
to the Clinton Global Foundation. And if anyone knows
anything about the Clinton body count, as in how many friends
and close friends and less close friends around the Clintons have
wound up killing themselves by shooting yourself in the head
two times and have the gun in the left hand. It's hilarious.
But it as far as I'm concerned, as far as the reporters are
concerned, obviously, I don't want that data, but I think it's
horrible. But in all fairness to Putin, you're saying he killed
people? I haven't seen that. I don't know that he has, have you
been able to prove that, you know, the names of the reporters
that he's killed? Row, because I've been you know, you've been
hearing this, but I haven't seen the name now. I think it would
be despicable if that took place. But I haven't seen any
evidence that he killed anybody in terms of reporters.
Here's what here's what Mitt Romney tweeted about that. He
said there's an important distinction here.
Now what Trump is about to do listen, very, I have heard my
Jewish business partners back in the day, take a pause and
answered this question just like Trump does. It's uncanny. He's a
New York Jew. I'm telling you, it's uncanny what he
does for Putin kills journalists and opponents, our presidents
kill terrorists and enemy combatants.
Does he know for a fact that he kills the reporters? I don't
know. I don't think anybody knows. possible that he does,
but I don't think it's been proven has Anybody proven that
he's killed reporters, and I'm not trying to
say that he was behind the
allegations, you're sure there are allegations. I've read those
allegations over the years, but nobody's proven that he's killed
anybody. As far as I'm concerned. He hasn't killed
reporters. Excuse me, let me finish. If he has killed
reporters, I think that's terrible. But this isn't like
somebody that stood with a gun. And he's, you know, taking the
blame, or he's admitted that he's guilty. He's always denied
it. He's never it's never been proven that he's killed anybody.
So, you know, you're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty,
at least in our country. He has not been proven that he's killed
reporters.
But but then you said I think our country does plenty of
killing to what killing are you talking about? They're ordered
by the United States government. Yeah.
How about how about just looking at your old boss there, George.
You know, that would be so cool. If Trump could somehow slip in
that
Clinton body count the body the
body can? Yeah, well,
he's he's on the verge. Because this interview. I don't think
I've heard him this way. And I love it. And I think that I do
thank the universe for bringing us Donald Trump. Because because
he is he's ripping everything to stretch these holy, oh, it's
George stepping up a loop la pulis on ABC in the morning. You
can't be big head back. You can't be disrespectful to him. I
have another follow on where Trump says something so prolific
about Iran. In regards to Putin again, of course, because the
whole idea is, Putin is the bad guy. We hate Putin. Putin,
Putin. Yeah, sounds gotta go. But Putin, Putin, Putin, Putin,
Putin, Putin, Putin, Putin, Putin.
And I said, Don't go in. But I said, when you go out, take the
oil. And I've been saying that for four years to you and
others. And we were so incompetent, we didn't even get
the oil. You know, we got a lot of the oil, ISIS got a lot of
the oil. That's who got the oil. And now Iran is taking the rest
of it, they're gonna get the lion's share. Because we don't
know what we're doing. We're run by people that don't have a
clue.
And Iran has been backed by Vladimir Putin. I want to ask
you a final question about Iowa. The New York Times has a story
this morning saying your organisation has been
backed by us, because we made one of the dumbest deals in the
history of dealmaking, when we gave them $150 billion. We have
24 Day inspections, which don't start for a long time, and they
can self inspect, and we don't even get our prisoners back. So
don't tell me about Iran being run by Putin. We run it we let
Iran become it's a Terran nation, and we let around become
really powerful. And by the way, they don't need to create
nuclear, because they now are so rich with $150 billion, they can
go out and buy it directly. And what
Trump is doing here and the 100 $50 billion, I think, is
bullcrap. Because that was their money wrap is their money, their
money. Absolutely. But he does very specifically talk about how
the United States does things that really foster war.
So we're the ones that have really empowered Iran, not
Russia, Russia is certainly doing their damage also. But we
through sheer stupidity of a deal, one of the worst deals
I've ever seen negotiated. We are the ones that truly have
empowered Iran, and it's a disgrace.
We've empowered Iran
more than Russia has George, we just one of the worst deals I've
ever seen in deal making. I'm not talking to between nations,
we don't even get our prisoners back. And now after the deal is
made, they want to start talking as a new deal to get our
prisoners back and they want a lot for the prisoners for the
for prisoners, and the
negotiating position was backed up by Russia
aid let me we you know why. Because Russia is making a lot
of money with the deal, because they're selling missiles and
other military armaments to Iran. And they get it they're
making a fortune on it, because they're smart. Because they're
smart. You know, what we're getting from that deal. Nothing.
Russia should want them to make the deal because Russia is
selling armaments, and they're selling missiles, beautiful new
modern missiles,
beautiful, modern, more beautiful missiles, selling
them to Iran with a big warhead on it because our people don't
know what they're doing. So of course, Russia wanted that deal
to be made because they're making a fortune. But you know,
what we get with Iran, nothing.
It's our fault that Russia is selling missiles to Iran.
Of course, it's
Stephanopoulos is ahead is now smoke coming out of his ears.
With us at the table, Russia wanted a rant to make that deal
because they wanted a rant of a lot of money so that Russia
could take some of that money away from Iran, because Russia
is selling them tremendous numbers of missiles and
armaments, George if you don't know that, so Russia, if I was
Russia, I would have wanted that deal done too because the money
that the United States run by incompetent people is giving to
Iran. A lot of that money is going to Russia and other
countries to buy armaments. You don't know that George, but
that's the way it is.
I do that I'm just not sure it's our fault. I'm afraid. That's
all we have time for this morning. Always a lively
conversation. Mr. Trump. Thanks for joining us. Thank you very
much. Oh, Boom shaka laka. Yeah. I love that.
I love definitely lively.
It's extremely lively. And I have and
he's, you know, Trump's is just the susceptor he probably goes
with long with the $250 billion is that we're giving it to them
and they're all we're doing is releasing is released funds.
Yeah, he's probably I'm guessing Trump is all in on the on the
gas, gassing Assad gassing his people?
I don't know. I think what we probably should do, probably
should review the Seymour Hersh article.
He and I had Do you want to do
that? Should we thank a few people first and then we'll move
on to the Vblock
Well, let me think for a second should we thank a few people
first or should we move it to the Vblock let me think one more
second. What happened
in that case? I'm going to make an executive decision and say
thank you for your courage and in the morning to you John see
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nick the rat three
times it caused some problems there's problems or problems in
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oh what happened? First let me tell everybody this is episode
783 burning the bridge and Nick the rat made a beautiful just
very simplistic but Bernie Sanders holding a lightsaber
very simplistic version which says off one of our artists
PewDiePie Oh, I believe Oh, and he decided that Nick was getting
too much attention so he did some anti NIC Oh no. All right,
which is in the agenda and I'm gonna go there now and describe
itself because pretty funny. My favourite one of course is the
meat grinder grinding up a rat
This is not to me. This is not sportsman like
you're an sportsman like he's got enough is enough. And then
he's got a na artists on strike by PewDiePie and he's gotten
nicked a red being ground up in a meat grinder.
Oh noes.
And then he gets that he follows that up with a rat in a mouse
trap with the with the with the I guess the caption Hip hip
hooray. And then he goes on and he goes on with quality in it.
He has these artists tips must read these artists tip and these
are all aimed at Nick the rat is especially the one the one that
galled him. And we have to explain it is the one with
George Bush those big goofball glasses. Really that's what
really set him off. And I think is because it was he's got one
artwork showing a picture these guys have been combined. He
doesn't get it he doesn't get the reason that that was so fun
is because it was literally hard to look at without laughing
right. Right, right. But okay, let's listen to the artists
tips. Artists. Tip number one, minimal effort. spend no more
than five minutes creating your quote unquote art. Artists Tip
number two, and this one, he's got a picture of the Mona Lisa
with those glasses on. Wait for another submission, then steel.
Oops, crossed out. Take inspiration from their ideas.
Very nice. Tip number two. Now number three.
Then tip number three, and he's got a little mouse in the corner
a rat with quantity is greater than quality is thinking in his
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order to get noticed and drown competing pieces in a ocean of
shit. There you have it, right. So this is going to be this this
could cause a war. Yes, the art wars in art or art wars, which
would be just as amusing as anything we've done. When it was
PewDiePie is a
good word putI Noid?
Yeah. Alright, early. There's somebody I think there's a
PewDiePie floating around either. I'm explaining as JC
knows about
PewDiePie on YouTube is very successful. Yeah, I don't know
if it's pretty sure it's not our guy.
No, probably not. No, but you don't know. No, I do not. Well,
anyway, let's thank a few people. And I do have to
actually dig up a few emails. We got Brian Lawson's. We're
starting with
Nick the rats in the chat room. He says, I cried about it
already. But these two eight holes are promoting this fucker
by the way. Oh, Nick. Ah, really Nick? It really? No. We love
Nick.
We just thought it was funny. Yeah, I'm sure he did. All
right. Okay, back to work. Yes. Let's thanks, man Lawson $1,000
that we actually had a pretty good showing today.
Hey, Brian, Brian Lawson sends me lots of clips and stuff. He
has lots of cool stuff that he sends he's a good guy from New
York.
He He's sent a note in on email which I did dig up. And it it
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Very, very, very cool. Brian. That is a nice Christmas
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29 years on 1224
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the list
Kristin.
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yeah. In their in their in their got it in there. Alright, what
did he need?
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I got that one. Please include my wife. So yeller name, I guess
I don't know.
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don't, I didn't
actually interact directly with people. Theory. Somebody gives
us nuts. personally make the best.
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I'll put that in one place. In the end thing. Now. Sorry.
Nevermind. Fuck that guy. Let's go.
Graham Stanton in point Cook, Victoria, Australia. $333.33
Merry Christmas. Love you guys. Merry Christmas to you, Graham.
Sir Ted Hosemann in San Jose, California. 333 00. And he has a
note which says I move the cursor over then click on it.
Sir Ted Hosemann. of Gitmo nation San Jose. This donation
makes another of my annual birthday donations. Please put
down the birthday list for December 22.
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Hoffman? I think it is her husband not husband. Hussmann
pasman. Yeah. And how old is he? He doesn't say Okay, on the 22nd
is when His birthday was Yeah, his poor wife is subjected to
the show we when we are in the car, but I don't feel so bad
when I catch her singing along with the jingles. Oh, okay. Amy
some karma from my new human resource born in November eyes
and
he wants a jingle that his wife can sing along to
well, you know you there's a number of good ones. I have
just the one for her. Just the one turn it up. Turn it up, sir
horseman. There you go. That's one mother. I'd like to have.
You've got karma has equal opportunity offenders.
All right, onward. Sir David of Ross and Ross, California 333.
Same amount. And he goes on with a note so thanks for the
wonderful year the best podcast in the universe. Should you both
consider going out while you're on the very top? I'd say no.
It's it's the thought has crossed my mind.
I don't think we're at the top. Here's hoping for 2016 filled
with many blessings wonderful stories for deconstruction and a
rate card that allows us Craven capitalists to begin to kroetsch
on the last remaining field of sunshine in the entire worth.
worldwide media landscape. My my bird David Ross, P. S. Please
play the funny stuff with Hillary Clinton eating the
little girl and the bee in the Boom shakalaka Hillary Clinton
bingo boom boom
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Executive Producer I want to thank all these folks is alive.
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Christmas and we're working on Christmas Eve sociate executive
producer Nick around Monday in Fremont, California to 71 and
he's got a merry Christmas you too and thank you the fact that
you're Oh, I see what I did wrong. Okay, what you do is
wrong. Well, this is why you've heard me stumbling as I read. I
have not moved the spreadsheet I have not enlarged it to 150 I
get this little dinky one point font here. I'm trying to read
I'm not paying attention to what I'm doing. The fact you do a
show on Christmas Eve convinced me to send some cash. Can you
please call my brother? Is it Chris? out as a douche? bag bag
both been listening for almost two years. And he's yet to have
because yet to hear him and says I've yet to hear him donate.
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hasn't. Okay, let me see if I can move this over and then
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Rhinelander, Wisconsin $250 And he has nothing to say I don't
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Ranch.
Joel Joel Blazek in Reno, Nevada. 23456 is also this
should be a job Vlasic email, I will go look for it. The last
one I need to do. LA's e ks et Cie search Joel JL should find
it. As it does and here he is. Christmas donation from Serge
Joel Vlasic. Hi gents. I've been pounding out the overtime this
holiday season. Christmas peak season so I figured I'd get
through a little while you're away for the first associate of
executive producer credit hope you and your families have a
safe and enjoyable Christmas without with our with our
without with or without what party was with or without your
key jobs. Jobs. Jobs
jobs.
Yeah, good job. See jobs. Yeah, John. I drive a truck from Reno
to Sacramento or the Bay Area about five times a week and this
winter has been definitely one for the books, but as not too
extreme. Seems like one we have we have one of these every four
or five years climate change in full effect when I go
snowboarding I make sure to mention that to my most
sarcastic and my most sarcastic tone apparently is really
snowing. Thanksgiving in the mountains here in California. In
fact we get these little rainstorms and they turn these
huge blizzards thanks for keeping it on point this year
with like a Boom shakalaka Reverend Manning to to the head
and some anal leakage karma
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already on to the next one. Ah crap. I'm just trying to keep up
with you when I don't have a letter Yeah, well when I don't
have it in front of inanimate letter well I don't have it in
front of me then I have been looking for stuff in June okay
anyway doesn't matter what what does he want
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he says oh he wants to make a leakage karma Oh, he just wants
karma for anal leakage. He's got to he's in a truck all day that
Blizzard what is he going to do?
unpleasant thought okay, bingo Boom shakalaka leakage and then
karma was added to the head. Oh to to him okay, bingo. boom
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karma. The shell casings were the same same tone as the the
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McHale Garber in Issaquah. Washington. 2323432.
Is this the guy that sent the note?
I'm sorry. Is this the guy the centre blase blase centre. No,
no, no, the Ebola note. Oh,
I don't think so. We had a great note. You have that note when
you want to read it is fantastic note
and somewhere forwarded? Yeah, I
don't know. Well dig it up. If you can. See, okay, I'll just
did summarise the note. Whatever it says,
Jason. I have the note. Okay, read. Dear mighty guardians of
reality. This is from this is from not from the guy where
Sir Jack Johnson or just anybody he calls himself he's at night.
Yeah. So
Jason. There may have been a number of times I've wanted to
donate especially after the Trump free speech newsletter all
the shows after it and of course, you're working through
the holidays. As a firefighter paramedic, I don't I don't get
the choice to be off, or work off work as you guys do. I truly
appreciate your hard work and dedication. However, last night
was the topper. As I assisted an elderly lady with diarrhoea that
wouldn't stop literally running down her legs from incontinence,
I began singing the Calypso Ebola song from the show which
really brightened my mood after being awoken to deal with the
poop because this nice lady's family was worthless as tits on
a bull. I wish you all the best gentlemen. Merry Christmas, sir
Jason. So Jason. So this just by coincidence that we have
the McHale McHale isn't asking for he says Merry Christmas and
Happy New Year to the BP itu. If I may. Can I hear the original
we need to kill them followed by Ebola. We need to kill them. We
need to kill them robots diary you've got
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Now we have Tom Trevor Merkin in a Bumbry in work
he's in. He's in France now. Trev has. He's been passing on
really good. Remember that we had a lot of financial
information, things were coming to us from the inside. And the
guy who used to give it gave it to Trevor and that guy died. But
Trevor is still checking in with us. And I like that and he's
a traverse to 3333. And he says, Dear Miss yours, Smith and monde
how disappointed I felt on hearing about the cancellation
of your
act called the Smith month Act which disallows or the ACT
disallowed prohibited propaganda against the American people. And
that was returned.
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now it seems Trevor Merkin Mark did he was there.
Now he's Trevor mon to me.
Was there more to his note? I'm thinking I don't have any more.
Because it says something birth. I'm afraid that there was a
birthday or something that we're now missing? Well, yes. Anytime
you're getting my son Oscar on the birthday list for 21st of
September. See, I knew it. I knew it. Where was it? Well, I
send this stuff to Eric and he doesn't put it on. It's like
it's been horrible for the past three weeks. Sorry. Merry
Christmas. It's annoying me it's really annoying me.
So he's not on the list? No,
of course he's not on the list. Okay. Okay, Trey, you
should send Eric and no,
I do I do and I say he wants to be on there and Eric is just
fucking up. So you got got to do all this stuff. It's what's his
son Oscar. 16. On the 21st son Oscar. 16. On the 21st Okay.
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you take this? No. Armando gara and Austin, Texas. That's our
mailman. Yeah, you mean
a mail carrier?
He's a man, isn't he? Yeah.
And he sent a note which I also forwarded to Eric but luckily
I'll just grab it here. Hey Adam, my Pay Pal donation went
through before I could write a note I just want to say Merry
Christmas to you and John I would also like to say screw
Disney where their stupid post office sloths
oh yeah, this is I agree
with the totally boycott those people
Yeah, what kind of insulting bullcrap is this especially
the like the end of the year when when the mail carriers are
working overtime to get you all of Santos gifts on time.
Merry Christmas to the best podcast in universe says Brian
door in Frisco Texas another Texan $200 Thank you for all you
do for us slaves every douchebag rejoice and get off your asses
and donate in the new year. Yep, I think that's summarises
everything he wanted to say. And the pre Night of the Living Dead
and Peak District I guess UK Yep. Was the Peak District you
know no
idea.
Okay. Remember, I can't
get this Dear John and Adam Merry Christmas. I'm a $5 a
month subscribers slowly working to remove the PRI from my na
producer alias, which is pre Night of the Living Dead and
happy to be finally able to give value for value at the
associate, Associate Executive producer level. I'll keep my
notes short. I have a few fellow producers I'd like to request
karma for if you'd be so kind I'd also like to raise the
possibility of the UK and a meet up if anyone has the time to
arrange such a prestigious gathering. Until then can you
please keep it old school with a little girl yeah and request
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reality Morgan bark and families are Ladakh ba ba bark fudge
fountain producer miles Torben in Norway and GRAEME And Darren
of the grime Erica show. Thank you John out and for your
courage, and for a truly outstanding product, the best
podcast in the universe best wishes for 2016. And he winds up
by saying go podcast.
You've got karma.
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Monica cut in and I was like, oh, and I hit the wrong button.
It's so freaking in my ears.
Oh, shrieking shrinks the mystery how these things happen.
complete mystery.
I would like to play something funny here, which I thought was
funny. Okay, yeah. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. This
is a Carly Fiorina, of course. The is also being run around as
she is she's trying to be president. I guess that what
she's doing you have tried to be president
and smile. And she's.
And now of course, she is the technology candidate. Right.
Right. Right. Right. Right, the technology candidate because she
said, somebody sent us a note saying you, you're saying, you
know,
I heard him? I read that? I don't think I am.
I've never heard it, but I'm going to start
possible as possible as possible. And I answered him by,
you know why I'm doing it. This is why you know, you don't do
and, you know, saying, you know all the time said you know
exactly why I'm doing it. Carly Fiorina, the technology
candidate. And she knows her business, everybody,
they don't want to do it. Actually, we're talking about
other things, Chris, and this is why it's helpful that I
understand technology. Hillary Clinton tried to issue the same
line last night, by the way, and then quickly had to say I don't
really understand much about technology. Let me give you an
example of what I'm talking about. When we miss with all the
metadata collection that we have had the San Bernardino couple,
and the Sarnia brothers, what that suggests to me is that we
are using the wrong algorithms to search through all this data.
Hold on a second there. Clearly, clearly she needs to be used,
she means we should be using the algorithm that is used, which is
very intelligent, by the way to show me the product on every web
page I go to after I already bought the product is that the
kind of algorithm you're talking about Miss Fiorina? Is that it
is you're an idiot.
algorithms have come a long way.
You know, this algorithm used to be a little baby puppet. Now
look how big it is. It takes a pause on that takes 2000 servers
at Google distributed just to figure out what ad to show me
based upon my search. And it's still crap. There's no
algorithms if not come along way. I'm still waiting for my
refrigerator with his own algorithm algorithm to order me
milk
since 2011, or 2006, or 2007. In fact, the private sector is
improving their algorithm these
that was interesting, what did she just do them out of order?
What are these just like 2014 2010 2006 2007 2002
This must be this must be one of those algorithms she's talking
about is Greg doing let's listen to this again as 2011 was Reagan
1011 or 2006 or 2007. In fact, the private sector is improving
their algorithmic ability to search through big data a month.
after month after month, and of course a big government
bureaucracy isn't keeping up. It's not that people are bad in
government bureaucracies. It's that government bureaucracies
crush innovation.
Yeah. Yeah, that clip, which I don't think you can find, but
I'll challenge you because you might be able to the clip of the
old CTO, whose name I read eludes me who talked about skip
logic and speaking in COBOL. And all this other nonsense.
Well, you are referring to the Vivek Kunal Qudra. Let me
say he talks about having a hollow deck, and, and to using
modern skip logic.
healthcare.gov, unfortunately, is a huge problem, because
what's happened here is it's actually preventing millions of
people from getting access to affordable
health care. Let's see if I can live up to the challenge or
issue there
is the same set of problems we've seen in the past. Here we
go, which is that it's the procurement process. It's
embracing 1960s era technology, you're in
Silicon Valley, they could have easily getting kind of tried to
come to Silicon Valley, you would assume what what's the
downside, when, when you have something like the initiative
that just seems so fragmented
at the White House level? You know, the President was very
clear. I don't know if this is your friends.
With the one that clip that we need. I know what it is, I know
was a testimonial with this interview. He still sounds like
an idiot.
It's 1960s. Yeah, I know. I know. I don't know what happened
to it. That's, that's, that's sad. It was a long time ago. But
I was I still in the UK when we had that guy on.
No, I, I can't read anyway, so
but this is crazy. This is Fiorina is really off her
rocker. But then she she brought up something. It was
interesting, for two reasons. One for the company. She
mentioned something that's just happened to the company, she
mentioned, why did she mention it? What they're tied to the
company. But then this has
been asked a very specific question in public, by the way,
and Tim Cook has refused in public, I don't blame him for
that, I will guarantee you that there are all kinds of things
that the private sector can be doing to be helpful, and they
have not been engaged. Let me give you an analogy, Chris, in
World War Two, and we're at war now.
Now, you see that she stopped her analogy there, she stopped
herself. She was going to do a world war two technology. would
she say? Imagine a metaphor and almost like, let me say what did
she call it? An analogy analogy, which means something just like
this?
Yes. Yeah.
I think that she stopped herself because she was going to say in
World War Two, IBM was instrumental in searching
through big data and selecting all of the Jews, so the Germans
can go kill them. This is true. And I think that's true. And I
think she stopped her. So I was like, Oh, my God, what are we
gonna say? I can't say, but it was it was Watson. It was IBM
Watson. They built the punch card machine, so they could
search through all the big data and get all the Jews. Yeah,
Carly, good One helpful,
and they have not been engaged. Let me give you an analogy,
Chris. In World War Two, and we're at war. Now. That's not a
world. Across me. There are, for example, there's a whole company
called Palantir that does nothing but derive and create
algorithms to search through big data. We're not using their
capabilities. Yeah,
I think that's
that is a good catch. And he was gonna give an analogy, and it
was gonna be about World War Two and the only one because she's
talking about big data. And that card sorter was specifically
used for big data, which means a population of Jews. Yeah, she
was that's your right, that's gonna go there. And then all of
a sudden, like,
oh, that won't. That won't fly. Work. But so she mentioned
Palantir, which, of course, came up in the Edward Snowden
documentation, but was completely just, you know, it
was all swept under the rug. No, nowhere we haven't really heard
about Palantir recently. So she brings this up at the very
moment, this news comes out
one of the most secretive Big Data startups scores some big
funding Palantir Technologies has raised a staggering $880
million. That's according to an SEC filing. Palantir is now
valued at $20 billion, making it the fourth highest value tech
startup behind only Uber Xiaomi and air b&b. The 12 year old
tech startup analyses large amounts of data to decipher
trends and help lead to better decision making from defence to
fraud. Although never confirmed, it's been rumoured Palantir may
have helped provide data that led to the killing of Osama bin
Laden. The bottom line Palantir is climbing its way up the tech
ladder.
From USA to Dubai. I think she's in on the IPO at And of course
for her to say we don't use that private sector. These guys were
funded by MQ tell by the CIA's very own venture capital arm,
and now they've raised $880 million, or they're going to
raise that in the public in a public offering.
That's too much, of course, so she'd have enough leverage to
make anybody any money on IPO.
So just for these 245 second clips alone, Carly Fiorina is so
disqualified because she wants to use big data to kill Jews.
That's her analogy to kill. Okay, I allegedly then All
right. And she said, well, but they were government should use
it with Palantir has been working for the government from
day one. They're funded by the government. So she's a moron.
Yeah, but I think we can tack on to this. Did you by any chance
see, the Tom Collins 60 Minutes interview?
Is that Reese? The recent interview? Yeah, that the old
one? No, it's been on there a couple of times. Three days ago.
You should that was just a rerun.
I'm very sure it's it. The interview was recorded before it
was recorded before Paris. But it only aired now as far as I
know. It's called inside Apple Part One and Two it aired last
Sunday.
Well, whatever it was, I didn't see it. Would you like to hear a
few choice clips because I hope that you have a few choice
pitcher.
I do. And I like Tim Cook, Tim Tom Collins, Tim Collins. I like
what he's saying. I like this guy. If the Charlie went into
Charlie, Charlie the interview, and he went in to talk to the to
Johnny Ive Yeah, he's friends with Johnny. I've even said so
in this in the Overtime segment. Yeah. Well, I've been friends
with Johnny for a long time. And you wanted to just Johnny's just
on studio should clarify. Anyway, here's Tim Cook on
encryption, which is of course, this is the guy and Carly
referred to him so he gets a clip.
But perhaps the most pressing issue facing apple today is
encryption. It is believed that the terrorist and last month
attacks in Paris, encrypted apps to avoid surveillance, US law
enforcement immediately renewed its calls for Apple and other
companies to provide access to its customers, encrypted text
and emails. Apple CEO Tim Cook has refused to do so. And though
we interviewed him prior to the attacks, Cook has since told us
that Apple is cooperating with authorities to combat terrorism.
But he has not changed his position on encryption.
So sorry, it was before San Bernardino. So it's not all that
it's pretty recent. This interview they say it's like
looking at it's I had here is not every run,
but that's why there's two of us, John
torn, but you can unlock the trunk.
Here's the situation is on your smartphone today on your iPhone.
There's likely health information. There's financial,
what was this about junk in the trunk?
Charles Charlie said, it's like you can't open up the trunk.
Apple is cooperating with authorities to combat terrorism.
But he has not changed his position on encryption. They say
it's like, you know, you have a search warrant. But you can't
unlock the trunk.
Here's the central
Charlie talks in these metaphors all the time. And I don't have
this clip. But he is bored at a certain point is gonna
ever watch him. This is the most bored person in the world. But
he's working all day. Now. He does his own enjoy. interview
show he does the morning show.
He's tech horny. He's got an Apple Watch. He loves this. He
loves this. Boy probably got to watch. He's probably doing blow
with Johnny. I trust me. But it's at a certain point. He says
the core of Apple is things like oh, I made it. What a great
statement. And he's bending over when he said the core or core of
Apple, I've really surely
really Charlie mission is on your smartphone today and your
iPhone, there's likely health information. There's financial
information, there intimate conversations with your family
or your co workers. There's probably business secrets, and
you should have the ability to protect it. And the only way we
know how to do that is to encrypt it. Why is that? It's
because if there's a way to get in, then somebody will find a
way in. There have been people that suggest that we should have
a back door. But the reality is if you put a backdoor in that
backdoors for everybody for good guys and bad guys.
But does the government have a point in which they say if we
have good reason to believe in that information is evidence of
criminal conduct or national security behaviour. Well, if
if the government lays a proper warrant on us today, then we
will give the specific information that is requested
because we have to By law, in the case of encrypted
communication, we don't have it to give. And so if like your eye
messages are encrypted, we don't have access to those.
Okay. But his encrypt helped me understand how you get to the
government's dilemma.
I don't believe that the trade off here is privacy versus
national security. I think that's an overly simplistic
view. We're America. We should have
boats. Yes. Yes. Tom Collins. We're Murca. Like he had a
couple more stuff. I liked what he said. I'm kind of a cook fan.
What I'll tell you and the folks watching tonight is this is
about
taxes and not paying taxes, having all their money overseas,
we
pay more taxes in
this country than anyone they know that and you should because
of how much money you make. Well,
I don't deny that
I have we happily pay you also have more money overseas
probably than any other? We do. Because
as I said before, two thirds of our businesses over there, but
at home is the question. I'd love to bring it home. Why don't
you because it would cost me 40% To bring it home. And I don't
think that's a reasonable thing to do. This is a this is a tax
code, Charlie, that was made for the industrial age, not the
digital age. It's backwards. It's awful for America, it
should have been fixed many years ago. It's it's past time
to get it done.
But here's what they concluded as a sophisticated scheme to pay
little or no corporate taxes on 74 billion in revenues held
overseas.
That is total political crap. There's no truth behind it.
Crap. Apple pays every tax dollar we owe.
Yeah. I like that.
Well, they're both right.
Yes. Course.
It's a scheme. A trick? Employees because it's legal
there. Yeah. And so he pays every tax did what he says is
true. They pay all the taxes that they owe, because they
don't owe taxes on that other money. But he also
said that the tax code is out, dated and needs to be fixed.
Yeah. It's funny, I never heard that before.
Well, here he is. On this last one. I have been the difference
between America and China years. And profound once again,
at some point in the near future, a bigger market than the
United States.
Yes, I am. as certain as I can be
that the numbers simply tell you that these talking about China,
obviously, as a market, the
numbers tell us tell me that and not just the numbers of people.
But the numbers of people moving into the middle class, that for
a consumer company, is the thing that really begins to grow the
market in a big way.
And most Americans would be surprised to know that nearly
all Apple products are manufactured by 1 million
Chinese workers in the factories of Apple contractors, including
its largest Foxconn. Yet, Tim Cook insists that China's vast
and cheap labour force is not their primary reason for
manufacturing there. So if it's not wages, what is it? It's
skill, skill, it's skill, it's that they have more skills than
American workers, they have more skill.
Let me let me be clear, as China put an enormous focus on
manufacturing, in the in what we would call you and I would call
vocational kinds of skills. The US over time begin to stop
having as many vocational kind of skills, you could take every
tool die and tool and die maker in United States and probably
put them in the room that we're currently sitting in. In China,
you would have to have multiple football fields. And so because
they've taught those skills in their schools, it was a focus of
them. It's a focus of their educational system. And so that
is the reality. I like
it. We've talked about vocational skills dwindling in
the United States before.
Yeah, because everyone emphasises going to college
where they can talk these stupid students into taking out these
ridiculous loans. Yeah, and going into debt for the rest of
their lives and still not have a vocational skill. Yeah. And
there's no upfront offence to the stupid students that listen
to the show. At this, you know who you are. And you regret it.
You know, they are. You know, they're, they're the ones
they're the ones that were given the chance to do all the Reuters
reports,
because they're also the ones in the chat room right now.
Not all of them. So Reuters like all big media companies, you
know, everyone's not going to work in the glass last week and
Christmas screw that day. Hey, you inter I mean, millennial, I
mean, yeah, you young person. One boy. Yeah. What noodle boy
and noodle girl. So I have the Christmas millennial crew at
Reuters, reporting on a new poll about climate change and
Republicans, which I think really sucks. Thumbs up the sad
indoctrination and communication skills of our America's Utes as
freakishly
warm weather sweeps the Eastern US A new poll shows Republicans
who have largely denied climate change may be thinking again,
Megan Casella has the story.
Megan, here's Meghan, she's hot by the way, Megan's high, but
you know, she's 22.
And you were just Ipsos poll shows that a majority of
Republicans are willing to take individual steps in order to
curb climate change, and many of them are also willing to support
a presidential candidate, the
talking, does that remind you anything about
who was looking to work internationally and work with
other countries in order to take those same steps?
The poll found 58% of Republicans who knew of the
recent global climate deal reached in Paris approved of
efforts to limit global
warming, by the way, what a great poll that is. So the
headline reads, Republicans now thinking differently about
climate change, but it's only Republicans who were aware of
the Paris deal and what went down there. Please, it's a
snowball.
For years Republican politicians like Oklahoma Senator James
Inhofe have made climate change denial a key contrast with
President Obama and the Democrats. Mr. President Catch
this 2016 GOP hopefuls like Donald Trump seen a similar
tune,
like, Who can we mention? Oh, yeah, DONALD TRUMP,
President Obama said that global warming is our biggest problem.
Can you believe this?
We're seeing a primary where many of these candidates aren't
talking about the issues at all. Many of the Republican
candidates are going so far as to disavow the science behind
climate change and say that they don't even believe that
primarily manmade. And so we're seeing a difference there
between what the Republican electorate is thinking and, and
hoping to see and what the candidates themselves are
saying.
And that could turn up the heat if a Republican takes the White
House and has to decide whether to implement the climate
agreement talk or scrap it.
All right, writers, you should not be doing that. That was one
of the worst reports you've ever done. And should you here's a
little tip, little tip, little tip. Should you be at a family
gathering and people bring up climate change and you know, and
of course it's warm this Christmas. You may want to point
out that Christmas Eve 1955 was considerably warmer. 86 degrees
in Orlando. We had 85 degrees in Fort Lauderdale,
as Florida. What do I say?
So what you said I said as Lando for the desert, Florida
temperature what was it in Washington DC
Gary's very hot and Gary, Oklahoma and Texas all over an
Encino, Texas all over 90 degrees. I'm just reading the
list. Get let me get to it. It was much warmer. Get out of
Florida. Get out of Florida. Okay. That's what's going to be
used. Texas is warm. California isn't warm. No, it's not.
No, it's raining. It's freezing. It's not perfect, but it's cold.
Well, there should be lots of reports about that. No,
they got no reports. When they did this whole thing. I watched
the news. They do all the East Coast is Ohio, New York City
7681, something like that. And they go on and on. And they
never have insulated, global warming and then never mentioned
this. No one like a Son of a bitch perfect on an Oregon like
a son of a bitch in Oregon, Washington State. And the
mountains here, which I mentioned earlier, and it's
raining and cold and windy. And I mentioned that we may get a
dusting of snow in the next few days here in California that
done the low legs great. So you know, don't talk about that
there was a little Christmas shilling down a little bit in
the East Coast. That was a fluke. Yes.
There ISIS put out a Christmas message. And this is not a read
of cats ISIS. This is a real group. There's about 20 guys in
this video. And you know, it's not a read of cats because they
read a cat stuff is professional, meaning the audio
levels are good. I even did a little bit of filtering on this
one. It was so crappy. But at the end, ISIS kind of goes the
the Mexican route.
delivered to you, the people of America. I deliver this message
to the people of Britain. And I deliver this letter to
especially the people of Australia. I say this about your
coalition internals with this coalition of countries, in every
nation that you wish to us, every nation that you want to
come and fight us. It means nothing to us, whether it's 50
nations or 50,000 nations, it means nothing to us. Bring your
planes when everything you want to us because you will not harm
us. Why? Because we have Allah azza wa jal and this is
something that you do not have is not apparent to you. How are
these victories possible? These victories come only from Allah
azza wa jal, and that is how the small numbers of soldiers that
we have. We take these massive victories and to the leaders to
Obama, the tourney area I say this, these weapons that we have
these soldiers we will not Stop fighting, we will not put down
our weapons until we reach your lands until we take the head of
every tyrant. And until the black flag is flying high in
every single land until we put the black flag on top of
Buckingham Palace and to put the black flag on top of the White
House, we will not stop and we will keep on fighting. I will
fight you and we will defeat you
don't say I didn't warn you.
It sounds like you're screaming. It's like
and I will tell you that Donald Trump Donald Trump mangas want
to point the black sagen
Okay, I got a report for you. Last to last show, we had
dinner. And one two had 123
millennials, five millennials.
Every one of them have never ever heard of Jack move. So I
challenge anyone listen to the show. If you can tell me that
this is a millennial saying and they said well, we use the word
douchey and we do this we did. I've never heard Jack move. I've
never done it. We're talking about top end Millennials the
ones that are close to 30 and low end millennials in the 20s
so we have a range of millennials. Okay, none of them
have heard Jack move. Okay, where did you get it? From
millennials?
What Millennials they have millennials in my life?
Jack move that's a jack move.
Okay, you know really? Scientist you can't argue with that.
Okay, I got another one. There's not a complaint This is an ask
Adam. Oh, so since you're watching that crappy show the
view
Well, I It's not like I do it from my health.
I ended up thinking I could maybe get something from the
crappy showed the reel or otherwise known as five skanks.
Oh, what? Okay,
I don't think they would deny it. So I've got a clip from this
show. Wait. So
this isn't asked Adam hold on all right. All right. You got a
clip from the show.
And I want you there's something they're doing on this show. And
I want you to try to guess what it is and why they're so upset
about this and why they're going ballistic. While somebody is
doing this one thing, okay,
so this and you're never ending quest to belittle me. You are
going What? What? Just kidding. This is an ask Adam so I guess I
should know the answer.
You don't have a million years unless you saw the show. You
would never guess I
have not seen the show and I'm going to be listening and the
question is what's going on? What's going on oh my god Well,
no matter what I'm putting that in the end of show MC
Oh, man.
Yeah, that's the show
I watch. So I think they're probably they're doing something
really stupid. Like they're blowing bubbles or balloon
animals or something like am I right?
Well, your view your premise is correct. It's really stupid. And
I don't understand why they went so nuts about it. But they have
this stupid stupid I said using the word too much. But that is
dumb competition where they spin a wheel and they have to do
something kind of dopey. And this wheel came around and they
one of the hostesses on the show. Had to kiss a mirror. A
mirror like a handheld mirror. Uh huh. passionately. That's
That's it. That was the challenge. So she gets a mirror
so going with a handle on it and she holds them beer and she
starts kissing the mirror and she kisses it and kisses the
mirror.
A mirror keep saying Amir.
Amir. Yes, a mirror came out. And he said Hey babes. A mirror?
Yes. I'm sorry. That's hard to pronounce. My mirror. Got so she
got his handheld mirror, and she's kissing it and they're
going nuts with Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god oh my
god and I'm watching this go what? This is crazy who cares
it's not that interesting so there you go that's it that's
well no I would not have this is the competition with the view
cheese well I'll take the view any day screw that I was reading
the President I
Wait Wait stop I got another one Oh, since we're on the subject
of these stupid shows there's another one called the talk
yeah
so on this one they have they brought out at the end this is
the one that has fuzzy what's his name the punk rockers wife
Ozzy Osbourne Sharon Sharon's on yeah and she's like the host and
they have all these the same thing it's very much like the
view
yeah but yeah but nothing is like the view choc nothing
nothing is like a bring these
guests on and so they brought on the Lana's Morissette. Oh sing
to sing them
out. Now, Alana is Morissette. Who the only It's very strange.
He got all this media attention and it was all for the I think
the 25th or 20th anniversary of her little jagged pill album.
She's not releasing anything new. She has a podcast, and
everyone's all over her Oh, so great. And she's done every talk
show with funny versions of it.
They have her on singing her a medley of her songs from jagged
pill and the whole audience is in thrall and it's all women
middle aged women mostly it's
an ISO of her mic. I hope so.
Know that ISO is the monster Do I have an isover? What's it say?
Would you have an ISO but that's something else
I haven't isolated that says Barbie. Yeah.
Well, let's see what listen Alana is more set on what?
No, I would start to set it up more. Okay. I'm not sure there's
only a little clip of her singing. I'm not sure but I
think she went off the rails as she was wrapping up one song and
then went off key and as she went off key they gave her a
round of applause tell me I'm wrong
that was that was pretty pathetic. It was horrible might
have sounded good in the in the room though. The room could
sound good. Very, very, very strange lady. Do not understand
what she's doing. She used to be like friends with with Madonna
and Denat all kind of ended and poo poo poo poo poo poo poo. But
before we go to our bigger break, John, our conversation
about Google self driving car brought up a lot of comments.
Yeah, I mean, I understand what why everyone's on my side.
No, not everyone is on your side for sure. Not those only people
that are doing real Devorah Yeah, well, please. There's
tonnes of people saying I'm Team Adam. Okay, let us catch up with
a little report I think is from Bloomberg about the self driving
car industry that
isn't 15 was a really big year for autonomous cars and driver
assisted technology.
I'm sorry. It's USA Today, of course, because they're all in
now Google continues to press ahead with its testing of
autonomous cars in Mountain View in Austin, Texas. Tesla made
news in 2015 for unveiling a system it calls autopilot which
actually allows its car to steer itself on the highway.
Meanwhile, companies like Ford, BMW and Audi are adding new
driver assist technology to their cars, taking over
everything from braking to parking from drivers and looking
head into 2016. Well, there continue to be rumours that
Apple might be building an autonomous or some kind of
electric car. And in January Faraday Future somewhat
mysterious company plans to unveil at the Consumer
Electronics Show, some sort of prototype, and all spells big
changes for both venerable automakers and technology
companies that all want to get into what essentially is the
changing nature of transportation a
that trains the changing nature? Well, that's what everybody
wants, obviously, and I'm not going to we're not going to open
the debate because our points are clear. However, there is
something new that came in that I had not heard of previously, a
number of people emailed me about this Roco was bacillus fk
Have you ever heard of this?
Already sounds like a joke.
It well it's not a joke. It hasn't we go rogue are okay to
be a s i l i s k Rocos bacillus. And the clip explains it before
you start searching junk just listen to the cloud. I'm
not going to search I'm going to I'm going to suggest that this
is some sort of bacteria
it's analogous to a bacteria Yes, here's a millennial
explaining it to us from YouTube. So there's
this thing called Rocco's Basset Liske, which starts out with a
presupposition that, like super artificial intelligence is on
the horizon, like we are going to create it no matter what that
ultimate cyber punk come to Jesus meeting is on the
calendar. And it's just a question of when not if, and so
therefore, wouldn't it make sense that this super Samantha
or whatever that's coming for us, would retro actively punish
anybody who didn't help bring about its existence? That's an
Rocco's Basler. This is like you should work to create a hyper
artificial intelligence capable of destroying humanity, because
if you help, you will be spared so far, so bummer, right? The
people who are working to create artificial intelligence are
already being rewarded by the hundreds of millions of dollars
that people like Bill Gates get. And so maybe the rewards and
incentive systems of capitalism were created by this
artificially intelligent thing that will someday destroy us. It
planted the seeds of its own creations, and maybe this whole
process began and will end on Earth, but maybe it came from
somewhere else. That's what makes this really interesting.
We're talking about the possibility capitalism is an
alien mental illness that we picked up from outer space,
you're gonna get it, which actually makes it a little bit
more merciful than most religions. Because, you know,
even if you don't know about Jesus, you're still going to
hell or purgatory, depending on who you talk to. Neither one's a
Holiday Inn Express. But here's the thing, what defines helping
the cause of the hyper intelligent being right just by
knowing about it and talking about it? Or hearing about it on
a podcast? Like I did then spreading it to you like we're
at a cocktail party having God on your part. This is why
thought experiments are bullshit.
I'd like to send
Roger these kids using
Adderall Vyvanse the good stuff Captagon
add Adderall screed Yeah.
But I liked it. So the the basic concept is if you do if you're
it's we're in a simulation, the artificial intelligence already
took over and now they're just going to punish everyone who
does not participate. And when I look at the fact now two
divorces crappy condo in Austin Texas versus nice house wife
nice kids. I see that
this is a stretch okay, yes, because I support the take over
of the by the robots. Well, yeah, like don't you do
you support the takeover by the Google car? That's a robot.
I do support that because it's just bound to happen. No, it's
not good for the society but it's
not it's not gonna happen. Okay, you can stand your
condo man.
My Airstream whichever one I can afford
air the trailer.
Okay, now you're pushing me. It is not a trailer.
Trailer ice plate ISO Barbie.
I'm a little tired of your trailer phobia. It's just
getting on my nerves. Right now. What are you going to wear?
Pink? Is this the programmable Barbie? Yeah, what
was the only story on the actually I have a short clip of
it somewhere in here. That's just the ISO that I thought was
funny.
You might as well do the whole thing then. Where is it? I guess
it's smart, smart
toys.
Well, some of the hottest toys this holiday season could put
your family's privacy at risk. Reporter Julie
wants on why some security experts are advising parents to
steer clear of so called Smart toy
writing what are you going to wear?
Pink six year old Charlotte and Hello Barbie can talk about
anything are you ready to choose a horse for our pretend ride but
what they say may not stay just between friends
now I remember this story
goes on they got servers apparently Miss tells got a
server farm that they deal with so that you talk to this stupid
doll. It just sends your whatever you asked to some I
think it sends is just a message to India.
Well, you know, you know what, this is gonna be good for
hacking. This is gonna be great. Let's hack in
and it was about hacking. Yeah, hacking into it. I can set
little girl's six year old Barbie doll. Do you know that?
You know this. This cloud stuff inherits social security number.
Get their wallet. Just get the wallet you have to get In a
wallet, the
reliability people place on technology just because the
iPhone kind of works. And it doesn't all the time it crashes
it burps, it farts, this crappy software everywhere. People
believe they can put in trust their children to this thing
that's coming from the cloud, and nuts nuts. Here's a good
glitch.
Today, Governor Inslee and the Department of Corrections
revealed that a computer error allowed more than 3000 offenders
to get out of prison early. And that's not all the DLC delayed
fixing the mistake for years, even after learning about the
problem from the family of a victim. It's an unforgivable
error.
That much is agreed upon. But what we don't know tonight what
caused a de OC computer glitch, which led to the early release
of as many as 3200 offenders since 2002. And how did the
issue go undetected and unresolved for so long that this
problem was allowed to continue to exist for 13 years is deeply
disappointing. It is totally unacceptable. And frankly, it is
maddening
and the glitches being described as a computer coding problem,
miscalculated goodtime credits for a group of inmates with
enhanced sentences and enhancement could stem from
having a weapon to the location of a crime. According to do see
this good time glitch went undetected until 2012.
Did she did she say good time glitch? Yeah, she
said good time. Good. I like that
when a victim's family was notified of an offender's
upcoming release.
The family did its own calculation determined that the
offender was getting out earlier than the court had ordered and
contacted the department to ask why this was happening.
But despite the discovery of a problem, D OSI says the fix was
repeatedly delayed. And senior leadership wasn't briefed until
just last week. Yeah.
What state was this in Washington?
There's 3000 Criminals roaming around your house of their and
the IRS. Not a big, not a very big announcement. But I'll read
from this is from the as is one one was government it websites
IRS programming glitch cost millions and Aaron tax refunds?
I will say I received a tax refund two days ago, which makes
zero sense.
It was errant. Yes. 20. Much was it?
$1,000. Wow. Yeah. And an Ico money. Yeah, I was like, Okay, I
just cashed it. But now it says that.
You're gonna want your money today? Well,
I don't know if they're going to do that. I guess there's no
mention of it. It costs more to get it back in 2013. They had a
glitch as well. And this all totals about 70 or $80 million
of money that they just returned to people because of a glitch. A
glitch.
If you have computer problems, I feel bad for you. So I got 99
problems, but a glitching. One.
That's interesting. Yeah. Else we got in the way of oddball
stories is one of my favourite things. This is the this was
done on RT. This was a petition at Yale and this was a guy. You
saw this one? Yeah,
it's great. I'm glad you just play it. A prankster
has challenged students at a top American University by asking
them to sign a petition to repeal the First Amendment to
the US Constitution, effectively giving up freedom of speech and
other fundamental Liberty
now wasn't this was this days who did this? That guy? What's
his name?
Oh, no, this is somebody else.
That was he was dice.
He has he they say his name in here. The First Amendment
protects the freedom of speech, the freedom of religion, freedom
of assembly, freedom of the press, and oh, yeah, freedom of
petitioner, or we're calling for is a petition to repeal the
First Amendment just a bit of blowed up. I think this is
fantastic.
Thank you. Excellent. Thank you.
Thank you. Appreciate it. I appreciate what you're trying to
do.
I think the Constitution should be one big safe space. I think.
That's great. Thank you. I appreciate it.
I mean, Horowitz got over 50 people in one hour to sign his
petition at Yale University. Freedom of speech has been the
focus of debate on campuses across America. But Horowitz had
chosen Yale for a specific reason.
Because he wanted obviously make it very prestigious school and
Yale is one of the most prestigious schools and I also
chose Yale because if you remember, there's this whole
free speech debate that's going on on campus across the United
States. This is one amazing video You
all have a country. And I thought Yale is the place we got
to do this video on. I thought maybe if I got two or three, you
know, signatures, maybe I can do something with that. But even
then I thought it's not gonna really work. But when I realised
that the majority of kids that I spoke with, were signing away,
the most precious, fundamental right that Americans have, it
shocked me, it blew me away. And I have to say it really, really
saddened me.
And to be fair, I saw the long video with all of the all of the
morons at Yale. Obviously, we're only seeing the morons. So you
don't know how you do this thing now. But it was very funny. I
liked this very. The Constitution should be one giant
sign anything they always I, that's why I like your approach.
We must repeat.
Yeah. Well, it, it requires a little bit of thinking and
reprogramming because it's a spur of the moment stuff. But
if, for instance, you're walking down the street, and you have
saved the children and say, Hey, would you like to save children
today? Then your response should be No, I hate children and just
keep walking. There's other things you can do.
I've done it. It's a riot.
It's another one,
which is in Berkeley, there's all these people they're always
around Monterey foods. And that which reminds me to do that.
While we're at it, I tried to sit tell you this little
anecdote. I'm gonna bitch again about people in line. So I go by
the guest by somebody, Wales, and you walk by I'm not
interested. Or you say, I don't like Wales, which is your idea.
Or I'm against it.
I always say no, no, I always say Nuka. Gay Wales.
Just a wise ass
I'm trying.
So we're shopping at Tarjay. And there's a, there's a I'm having
trouble. This has only happens once in a while, I usually have
pretty good line karma. Which is the karma we have. There's a
bunch of people in line, the distances are pretty much equal.
You pick a line, and you'll hope that you get through the line
faster, faster than normal. Yeah. And I'm I have a racist,
I'm racist when it comes to this. And I'm going to explain
now, my wife says you're a racist. My racist comment is, if
the checker that's working, the register is black, go there.
That's very racist of you, John. Why? Why is this what is there
fast, they actually do a better job. So
why are black Americans faster than white American,
they just like the competition or some I don't know, it just
always surprises me how much faster they are, but they crank
and I always compliment them at the end. I always, sometimes and
you can. If you go to a Costco, you can just sit back and
watching and see one line moving like a son of admission, one
line, nothing. See, again, the fast moving lines, always some
black guy just cranking away. So I always say to them, you're
fast, and they always really appreciate the compliment.
Oh, well, I should try that something but I think you should
say you're much faster than them white people. I think you should
try to
do it now. Okay. That would really, this happened at target
by the way I got in the wrong land with some woman. checker is
always in part time. And there's a black guy and I don't know why
he didn't go into black guys, because he just cleared the
line. I'm still standing behind this. This amateur couple of
students from the University of California obviously, want a
white guy with his Chinese girlfriend. Cal Student typical
good looking woman by the way, she's about 21 and she can't use
the thing with the credit card. She didn't know where to scan
and she's dicking around she's looking at what does this mean?
He sees pointing push push that push that and is taking for ever
the woman that is a checker she decided to get into a long
conversation with them that turned the thing around and she
said no, no, you want this. So then at the just one of these
it's a debit card I suppose. And this she decides to get cash
back. And we're sitting there waiting. There's other lines
done. I'm waiting waiting when she gets he wants cash back in
quarters. So there's just stolen out she's got a crack in a
couple of quarters things asking the next guy checker over
there's enough yet eight quarters. I mean, why quarters,
they're messing with your busy life. If I cannot believe that
they're ruining you know what, when you get a black checker,
who does good work, you should tip that person here. Here's $1
And I'm great
doing either you're much better than white get me in trouble.
I'm trying to add a minute to the moment of racism. Sorry, but
I'm not going to make it clear to anybody that that's the case.
All right. Well go to a black checker believe it just go to
the black checker. This is like I'm gonna show us move to no
agenda. Imagine all the things But eventually
I'm sorry I tried to start it four times already this last
game I've been tell the story anyway. Okay, so I was told this
years ago by a fellow frequent traveller who is just everywhere
and and this isn't this is not racist This is sexist what I'm
about to say okay when you're coming into a country to the to
the lines where they have passport control
yes
border buffer go to the woman told
the Christmas cheer you bring is just a smile smile on my face
John I'm so
go to the woman All right everybody and follow that
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there something about that? Did I read something about the ring
something weird was going on?
Yes, he said he still said selling their off size rings
Arby's waiting for the big shipment from China. Oh, the
most popular ring. So some people are going to stop the
wait. Very annoying.
Speaking of which the President Milan. Executive Order, there
was another executive order that came out at the end of the year.
Now, I'm always a little leery. Yeah, I'm a little cautious. So
I looked this one up. This is let me see when it does come
out. I'm pretty sure it was an executive order. It wasn't just
that it hasn't been published yet. I guess. That's very
strange. Well, it was specifically about something
that I brought it up here. It referenced the hair it is it
referenced a change in the APEC Schedule C as Part B of Appendix
C of Asian Pacific Economic Cooperation. And this dates back
to 2012. This this particular APEC meeting was held in
Vladivostok and the president. I just can't find this for some
reason, either. It's been removed or it's not where I
thought it would be. The President said in his executive
order that we were going to change import duties of all of
the items listed in Appendix C of the 2012 APEC meeting 54
categories, I should say, of goods whose tariff rates are now
going to be lowered to 5% or less, according to the new
Harmonised System code. So this about imports, and I'm
interested, you know, why did you put that at the end of the
year, I guess it had to be done by the end of the year based on
some kind of agreements, but what was what is now being
brought down from over 8% In some cases, I think 11 and a
half percent is the following items from Japan. auxilary plant
for use with boilers auxiliary plant for use with boilers parts
for auxiliary plant with use with boilers parts for steam and
other vapour turbines, gas turbines at power exceeding 5000
kilowatts, parts of gas turbine engine and motor parts for gas
turbines. It's all about Japanese gas turbines. And
thinking why don't we have GE should we be protecting them? We
just lowering this now to find
this bring in a man for GE that's what it sounds like to
me. possible possible?
Yeah. I thought it was odd. No. It was just one of those things
that no one ever really bothers to look up and I just did it.
That's like, Oh, Matt. Matt was back. That was kind of fun. Matt
was back in the State Department. MATT Oh, Matt, Matt
Lee and Matt Lee's right Matt Lee. Now he's he's obviously no
longer with Murray. And so you know, we don't really get away
he's
depressed.
He's well he's also on the road a lot. I see him all the time.
And he's you know, he's on the on his tweeters. He's on the
faiz on the plane with the with the carry. He's travelling
around the world you know, for for some reason, he doesn't get
back to to home base a lot. Well,
why should he Murray's not here.
Well, you got a good point there. And it will be
he's not going to be Dayton. What's her name? The Chin Chin
Chin? Do you know the arty girl top poo Tada. Ching Ching. Yeah.
Tada. Huhtala ching ching.
And what is what is interesting, of course, is that I set this
clip up and then
I can't find it's not that interesting. Really not
interesting.
Why is it not interesting?
Because it's just your lament. It's a lament.
No, I know I have a clip from him from Matt I have a clip from
Matt Okay hit it yeah if I could find it then this is when
you claim that the interesting I just didn't think it was that
you can't find a clip This is maddening now know where you'll
find it second I got a couple
of feelers yeah you give me give me give me a filler please what
fillers hell happened this gone
here this was just kind of a well hey let's play some the
worst kind of native advertising is should this showed up on this
wasn't even they didn't tell you anything except this has been
going on on all the networks and it's getting on my nerves this
coffee bull crap play this clip.
Hold on a second coffee bull crap. What is the name of the
clip? Coffee bolsa sorry guy new
study says that drinking coffee might actually increase your
survival rate. The General Studies show that people who
drink coffee regularly were less likely to die from things like
heart disease and diabetes, when compared to those who don't
drink coffee at all. In fact, the more coffee versus regularly
drinks, scientists found a lower risk of dying, thinking you like
the health benefits, but not the caffeine. Apparently the same
outcome goes for those who only drink
decaf now please. Oh, yeah, sure. So please is this
Starbucks they're paying out? God knows how much money or
Keurig they're paying all this money at this I've heard this on
every network it comes and goes Oh, you drink coffee. You're
gonna live forever. is bold. This nonsense. There's no way
I'm not going to dispute her. It's good for you. I drink
coffee. I like coffee. Alright, I've
a couple of urine clips that just throw in there just crazy
crazy stuff from the BBC. We have a Chinese woman with her
child of course the air quality very poor in many parts of
China. And and she and the Canadians can the Naviance have
capitalised on this capitalise on the better.
Oh god. My name is Tanya and I'm a full time mom. I gave birth in
2013. So now she's she's almost three years old. I read the news
first I saw there's two young men from Canada. They invented
this bottle of air I trust this product. It's very easy. It's
just like you open the open account here. And you pulled up
this this cover and then put it here. Then you press the hill.
That's it. Very simple. Okay, so you can get the fresh air from
Rocky Mountain in Banff, Canada.
Is an aerosol can think of this I know this is this has no
agenda products written all over it. It's an aerosol cans. It
looks like a big can of hairspray. And it's got like
this you flip the top over and it has like a mouthpiece and
jams it onto the kid's face and then presses the button. And
this is a fresh rocky mountain there is spewing into the kid's
face and the kids like I love it. It's so much better than
what we have outside
it but the site is
just running through a heap of filter inside the house and
she's good to go.
Then the from the see something say something category
called a 911 and brown deer Wisconsin is getting quite a bit
of attention. And they'll really woman called police because she
thought she heard someone chanting ISIS is good. ISIS is
great. While they were having intercourse in their apartment
complex. The incident sense went viral with police getting calls
from overseas about the incident. Police Chief Michael
Cass says this incident was blown a little out of proportion
that understands the country's heightened state of alert
encourage people to you know if they see something to say
something so you know, we don't just credit story. We
investigated to the best we could with the knowledge we have
then she says the woman's physical ailments possibly
affected what she heard.
I love that story.
I gotta get the clip from the old Larry David show where he
falls in love with a chicken maker of fried chicken place
that's, that's run by Palestinians. And so he starts
dating this Palestinian girl. And then he's you know, he's
pretty much you know, becomes it's a very funny thing because
he keeps having sex with her. And they yell at each other.
You'd let your I'm having infects with sex with you dirty
Jew. She yells at me just insulted her. And they're
screaming. It's, I have to find it and get it or somebody out
there if they have it. I shouldn't be that hard to find
the sex scene is quite funny. All right. That would be a cool
one for end of show if someone had it. Alright, one more. Now,
this is a little concerning, of course, in the gun conversation
that we need to have in this country. One of the options is
the states can pretty much do anything they want January 1 in
Austin. We will have open carry of any kind of firearm, you will
for handguns, you will have to have your concealed carry permit
in order to carry open, which will be interesting for the very
blue state very blue city of Austin in the red state of
Texas. But in Hawaii, they've taken it to the level where we
already expected this would be. And when we have a conversation
about the mental health of people in this country, mental
health, which means you know, this is the regulations being
pushed for we heard from Miss Universe. Mental health is one
of the main problems today. If you have a mental problem, then
you should not be able to purchase a gun. The question of
course, is where do you draw the line at mental health problems?
Is it someone on Adderall or Vyvanse? Or is it kids on
Ritalin? Or is it someone who's just been to see a therapist or
you know has done some breathing exercises Hawaii has is a step
ahead of everybody
whose strict gun permitting process is not only confusing,
some say it's unfair. And tonight a new dispute the
Honolulu Police Department is requiring a doctor's note that
many doctors are not willing to write
right now it's unclear how many medical providers are having
similar issues but we do know for sure, Kaiser is not willing
to write the letter HPD is requiring now their reason seems
to be twofold. First is the general liability issue and
Kaiser says their process for handling gun permit requests is
in line with other local health care organisations. Secondly,
though, the wording of the letter as HPD is demanding it
implies the applicant has prior medical concerns they may not
have prior medical concerns love that this is what HPD is now
handing out to gun permit applicants. It requires the
doctor to sign a letter stating the individual shall own possess
or control any firearm or ammunition and has been
medically documented to be no longer adversely affected by
addiction abuse dependence mental disease disorder or
defect. He says the process requires a letter from a medical
provider stating whether the provider has records relating to
the applicant's mental health history or treatment. Kaiser
Permanente says the law does require them to release health
information to HPD but it does not require doctors to give a
medical clearance determination. A police department is the only
organisation who can evaluate an individual's fitness to acquire
or own a firearm health care organisations and providers do
not make these evaluations.
Oh, yeah, that's how it's gonna go.
That sounds kind of going and meanwhile, of course the only
people that would be having guns would be cops. You have to
listen to this weird shooting in LA story and then I'll describe
what somebody's got a video of this. Unfortunately,
I've seen this yeah see.
Newly released cell phone footage appears to show Los
Angeles Sheriff's deputy shooting a man in the back as he
lies pinned to the ground. Last May deputy stopped Knoll Aguilar
from riding his bike with headphones. Authorities
initially claimed Aguilar shot one of the deputies as they were
handcuffing him but officials later revealed the shot came
from the other deputies gun video just released by OC weekly
shows Aguilar pinned to the ground asking one of the
deputies why he has his gun out. The deputy fires a shot into
Aguilar stomach. Then the second deputy fires three shots at
Aguilar and attorney for agri large family said the shooting
quote seems like it's murder,
too. So they show this thing. It's two cops on top of this
guy. One guy casually pulls out what looks like a sub snub nose
38 pulls it out while he's got his knee and the guys back just
pulls it out casually very quickly to like as a Quick Draw
thing because a boom pumps
through two through three or 333 Yeah, boom, boom, boom,
just like that. Sticks the gun right back in his holster just
instantly, and the other guy's got his gun on. I guess he's
shot him a couple of times too. And they were all it was. What
are you kidding me? Somebody's got a video of it. And you watch
this and it's just like, they just got this kid down and
decided to film full lead. Yeah, it was it. Yeah, it
was it was pretty bad.
Yeah, these guys, this is not going to work out for him.
No. All right. Let's
listen for the video.
When we end the show on a high note. Yes, it is. In most parts
still Christmas Eve you still have some time for some shopping
pot
appears to be a popular stocking stuffer this year in Seattle and
employ at the pod shop in Fremont tells my Northwest that
sales in the past two days are the best that they've been since
the store has opened. He also said one of the most popular
gifts is a comically large joint that sells for $80
This is what I want. I finally know what I want for Christmas.
I want the comically large joy that sells for $80 Yes, yes. Oh,
Santa. Oh yes. I participated in the Santa net last night and 80
metres oh, what does that do? Though we track Santa, just like
NORAD. Oh, did
you finally get a hold? Yeah,
yeah, we saw it. We know we didn't talk to Santa. We just
see I saw a sleigh flying over Austin, Texas for all the little
young hams out there listening on 80 metres
okay. Alright everybody.
We will be back in a few days for our New Year's Eve. No, no,
no,
no, we're gonna show on Sunday. New Year's Eve.
That's what I said. We'll be back on Sunday for New Year's
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No New Year's Eve as we have a Thursday show before New Year's.
Isn't a New Year's Eve isn't Monday New Year is Friday new. I
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New Year's is next Friday. I don't know what I'm talking
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show and I've been meaning to ask you what you're talking
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All right. We'll play the tuba. We'll end with the tuba. How
about that? Okay, fine. We'll extend that just a little bit.
Everyone coming down to your place for Christmas?
Everybody but Eric? Okay, well, good.
He deserves a lump of coal. That's right, everybody. We'll
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