tape is running tape. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. It's
Thursday, November 26 2015. time once again for your gizmo nation
media assassination, Episode Seven, six 6.5. This is no
agenda celebrating another Bogota holiday and broadcasting
live from the capital the grown Star state here in FEMA Region
six Austin Tejas in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley. I'm John C. Dvorak.
Buzzkill.
All right, here we are on Thanksgiving. 2015. Yeah, we're
not doing a show.
Is this the first time we haven't done it on on
Thanksgiving? No, we I
think a couple years ago, we skipped Thanksgiving and did a
some sort of I think it's one of the shows that was done by
Ramsey so Ramsey.
You know, the problem is that you know, by skipping it, we
don't get John's real story of thanksgiving.
Yeah, I was thinking that
I was the traditions like the night before Christmas. Yes.
Same
old thing about the bogus Thanksgiving, which is Abraham
Lincoln. You know, the rest I you can read it. I started all
over the place I talked about a lot. But yeah, this is, this is
not a clip show. What happened was we had and that's why it's
776 point five because this is not a show. And typically on
Thanksgiving, and also on Christmas. No one shows up. Now
we have heard the audience numbers go wait. And that's why
the pros in the network business. They aren't even
working the whole week. I take the week off and they said run
reruns we don't do reruns everything we we've done.
They're sitting in the Bahamas man, the pros.
They everything we've ever done has been new content. It just
happens not to be live as usual. Right. So what happened was some
time back, we had one of our producers who sir cyber, sir
cyber, decided to take all of our funny, quote unquote, funny
bits. And we I guess we go off on each other in different ways.
And it'd be some of his very funny
well, though, it's a two hour it's a little over two hours.
And we've received things in the past. And you know, the
exception of the clip shows that the no agenda CD team did did.
Right lamp Sega. And we've done a couple ourselves.
Yeah, we've done a couple ourselves. Yeah. So usually he
gets stuff and he's like, okay, you know, but I had the same
thing. I was listening to it and being within like, two minutes
or something like this is funny. And I'm, I was amazed. I'm
sitting here laughing at ourselves.
I had a very similar experience. I got to think and I'm just like
you. I can imagine rolling my eyes like, oh, god, okay, let's
see what we've got. Because I you know, it's, I guess all your
funny stuff. And I'm thinking, sure. I had the same thing I
was, I was very sceptical. I'm starting to listen and listen to
this is no good. No, good. And then that's kind of funny. Next
thing, you know, like you, I'm laughing out loud. I know at
some of these old bits, and it's just absolute genius
compilation. I just can't give them enough credit for doing it.
It's just fantastic. He's going to do a second one. He says, but
it takes
I think we got the second one, but I don't think it was two
hours. It was shorter. Okay, well, yeah. And honestly, I
haven't listened to that one in its entirety yet.
Well, this is genius. And it's a very noble work to do.
It's so good. This should be sent in to the comedy category
for the Podcast Awards. Yeah, in fact, I'm sending a copy to
Montreux as we speak. Oh, Monstrum to Montreux Yes, you
know, Montreux for the festival so
so we've got a two hour show here for you that is a it's a
clip show but it's all the funny stuff a lot of people who are
newcomers to the show only listened to the last few years
let's say just stuff in here this old that is funny and it's
he has a great ear and we have nothing but kudos are producing
this and so
and it also gave him a give us an opportunity to do something
else like cook.
Yes, all day Java.
It is it is indeed. Alright, without
further ado, here is the the actual title is no agenda
funnies and a phonies. But we'll just call it the best comedy
bits. Have no agenda, sir cyber Thank you very much. Here
we go. The following podcast contains 99.5% recycled
material. However, your anal leakage is fresh. Listen to
discretion is advised.
Somebody is bitching at me and in an email Oh your foot in the
water feet in the air and stuff is you're just you're faxing it
in. So he said he was moaning about us as as to dramatise it
or something. I don't know what he wanted me to do. So I dropped
tasted this time. How was that?
Oh, I see. It's not what you're saying. It's about the
dramatisation. Yes. I think we could do one more read. Okay.
I'll give. I'll cue you that in the morning to John C. Dvorak.
And in the morning to you, Adam curry in all the ships at sea,
and the boots, the boots I say, on the ground and the feet in
the air and the subs in not on in the water.
What the fuck is that? I think you think
that's crazy. Listen to this one.
Do you know what's super cool about having your own plate?
It's all yours. And it's small like you so the grownups won't
use it. And it's the perfect size for the perfect portion to
keep you healthy. You'll love your super cool smaller plate.
The more you have the
small plates slave and shut up.
What was that all about?
You need a small plate this is this is this is it? This is
1930s this was sitting around the table fits. You need a
smaller plate. She won't become fat and you can't you can fight
in the army.
Hi, Lila.
This is exactly it. Are we just doomed to repeat history?
Apparently, as America How is it possible? How can we have How
can
I get this far?
I know this I think is where we're not doing anything with
our infrastructure because we expect it all to be blowed up.
Hold on a second. A chat room. That is PSK male m a i l they
all think I'm like I'm a sum game. Hey,
I'm joining PSK male Okay, leave me alone. That
was no doubt about the the fact that they want to put I heard
someone say I think it was Matthews that they want to put
an asterisk next to his name like they have done
an asteroid Asterix.
I want to put an asterisk next to his name.
And that again, is genius. This guy is just great. They want to
put an asterisk next to his name like they have done
should be so proud of this fine broadcast aspect.
They want to put an asterix next to his name like amazing to me
that this guy is on the air has put an asterisk next to his his
name is just
there's other podcasts out there that are you might want to
listen to once in a while as a jet engine compared to what we
do on our show. We have a little clip from one of them right
here. Okay. Well, Eric,
we're live. That's definitely not something you want to hear.
Right when you're live. We're live. Nice. How's the lag this
evening? I was thinking about a couple of seconds. Yeah. Not
bad. Not bad. I'll just pause. And we'll have a gentleman
procession.
Here. You know what? We make it look easy, John. This is where
people forget.
They just show up and they just talk for a couple hours. Just
bull crap back and forth. Play some little clips. Talk some
conspiracy theories. Yeah. There you go. There's an element of
that. Well, like right now, right now there's an element.
Yeah, okay. Okay. So this is I already know what's coming. This
is great. The riots
have been going on in downtown Istanbul all day on Friday. You
can see the riot police here in the central Texas square
squaring off events, demonstrators were starting to
set up burning barricades. They're rolling rocks and
bottles. It's very overwhelming. And this is the commercial heart
of Turkey's largest city. This started as a protest movement
against plans to pull those that park over there and replace it
with a shopping mall.
We don't want this place to turn into a shopping mall and just
turn into something else. Because the prime minute
let me answer your question. Was it tear gas? Or was he just
coughing for no reason?
I think he's burning tire smoke. I don't know. Because you're
using it outside. Supposedly, we don't know it's not in front of
a green screen. And He's coughing.
Is it more? It's more coming for his soul lays more coming more
coughing. I think he calls
again, controlling the media release. And we have no control
about what gets out in terms of news from Turkey.
This isn't about a shopping mall anymore.
Not anymore. This is I think it's going towards something
political and suspicion has come to a certain level where people
are fed up with this. So we're going to try to change this.
tonight's gonna be a bigger gathering so we'll see what
happens. All right. It's really hard to
breathe right now without a gas mask.
stone throwing protesters have gotten worse as the day's
progressed.
Oh guys screaming quick stop the report the could be dangerous.
A lot of people very angry that the use of tear gas. And this
police force is being used almost on a weekly basis in
Turkey against any public demonstration of dissent. The
irony here is that just earlier this week, Istanbul was making
its bid to host the 2020 Olympics now become the scene of
a full day of riots. Alright,
who do you want to be? Do you want to be the reporter? Do you
want to be the guy I'm interviewing? What do you want
to do? What do you want to get your interview? Okay, let's see
if we can do this. Yeah, just sounded so it's so what's this
not about a shopping mall? Is it?
No, it's all we're sick of all these horrible people that
running the government must go.
Why?
It's hard to even talk with you without a gas mask on. It's just
it's just really bad. You're getting used to it because we
have this happening every week on a weekly basis. They're
throwing the gas at us. Are you angry? We're going to take
action.
What kind of action are you going to take tonight big meat
Oh, that was good. Actually. It was one of our better ones. That
was one of our better ones big meetings.
Big meeting
slander and tried to stress is what they tried to do to Eric
Holder and by the way he's not stepping down
it's a big truck Hey, I'm a truck driver
MSNBC a wonderful wonderful wonderful place I mean they
really go for they go for the gold when they
Brenda and tried to spread is one even he
is funny because he throws in the tea it like the last minute
we're in a weird way obstruct. Listen again
and tried to spread
those like a guttural tick struck up
struck
the ARB study again
upstream he doesn't say often that you're right.
And tried to obstruct,
obstruct, obstruct, and whatever he says he's just as just as
broadcast again his finest hour. Pat Leahy. Oh, good. Oh, Pat
Leahy. You have to tell me what do you think if the drunk or not
drunk does he's he's, you know, chairing a committee. He goes,
Okay. Senator Cornyn drunk.
Senator Grassley and I'll give the last word and we'll have a
roll call vote on fire. Sooner combs, present fight where they
just needed to file a statement for the record with regard to
flag number three, the amendment to clarify
something on is that okay?
Now we'll be done. I also without while everybody's here
without objection, I'd ask that the Legislative Council be given
permission to make the usual technical and conforming changes
to the bill as amended. No objection to that objection.
Senator Coons
okay. No, he's not drinking slathered is what he is,
he's completely beginning again.
He's completely obliterated now that the beginning is really
good. And hold on second. Here we go.
Senator Cornyn and Senator Grassley now because the last
part is tired. He's just tired. Don't laugh. Why you are
laughing? Shut up. Shut up
my rapping
Okay. Got it Tip of the day, right.
I wasn't even expecting that. That's very kind of I will
accept that kind of thing is pretty good. So while we're
playing these kinds of things. Why? Shut up? Shut up. Are you
are familiar with this thing called spinning?
That's where you spin your partner until they pass out and
then you choke them to death no
disco like house And then there's a woman with a
microphone on her head. Who was yelling at you. I do want to
point out that the chicks at this place are dynamite. Oh, and
if you're in the back row, best seat in the house,
the old horn dog in the back row that guy in the back that guy
with his hand
what didn't you do strange? I've seen that face before.
I don't know maybe anything to get you've stopped singing will?
Yes, it was.
Yes, that's that will be it. Stop it. Stop it now. And he and
of course George Michael a very prolific song right I think one
of the best songwriters of my generation. And he did a video
where Tony Blair was a lap dog sitting on George Bush's lap. Do
you remember that the first the first Bush? A George W
ministration. Remember the lap dog and it ended his career and
was like man, you can't do that. That's messed up yo. And it
ended his career and now he's just smokes weed and falls out
of his car all the time constitutional law all right. I
looked this up what is the constitution
There's no word yet this morning that President Obama has
actually given the order but once he does, it could be just a
matter of hours before those missiles are flying now.
All right. Okay, so I know why it didn't happen last night.
That's pretty obvious John de we haven't positioned Anderson
Cooper yet. Anderson's gotta be on the border we gotta get
brought over there. We got to get Erin Burnett for the feel
good stories and the sound effects.
Here we are Syrian border with Turkey.
coming in.
Don't understand you Adam buying into this frozen nuke. I'm evil
you should send a cruise missile up my ass you saw in the video
the officer was extremely patient.
First police chief.
The Office patient.
The teasing is fairly new. And he defended the officers action.
Yeah,
this is the next step.
Put your put your laptop in the thing.
I'm gonna take you take your shoes off. No liquids. Taser,
taser, taser. Shelter in Place, cower in the corner.
Kim Novak Oh my goodness. Oh, I don't know if people should look
her up and see what a beautiful woman she was and what plastic
surgery can do to
you now she was in vertigo. Was it Hitchcock's vertigo? I think
she was in a whole slew of movies. With me. That's what I
was like one of the most beautiful women in the world.
And now she looks like a muppet. Oh, Versace Donatella Versace
has the same place
all right, all right enough where the mainstream jokes Come
on, move on to something joke. I know what this is everyone's
talking about this. Was at the my dad handed handing out
cookies or pretzels or whatever she was handing out. Then of
course, we had the phone call
she was handing out per diems. All right, here's your who's an
extra Alright, here's your party. Are you sag eligible? Oh,
that's too bad. Well, you still get a per diem. Ladies and
gentlemen, we have official news from John C. Dvorak. Skunk
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you say that again? You sound just like you were in the club
sounds like she should have or maybe
I'm the polls
they should have prison prep. Yes. And they should just put
the kids into a that's where you're headed prison because
you're gonna go straight to the Corrections Corporation of
America partly owned by Bill Gates and Melinda Gates
Foundation.
These people you know they're getting the experience they they
know how to run schools because they invest in the Corrections
Corporation of America they know how to run this thing.
Yeah, so you have this this call it these prison prep schools.
And then you put the kids in there you show me how to stand
in line to get food and how to bang on the on the bars and how
to drink from a tin cup.
How to how to write a book on a grain of rice,
how to make a shift Wait a minute.
What do you call it? Prison prep schools that prep is just called
Prison prep. Do
you want a college prep prison because you're obviously going
straight to prison. They've already been pushed aside for
the other kids. Just get them ready I want to go to prison.
Shut up. Oh Jeffrey Lynch's in the halvat Sulu Harry slew
sounds like he had a stroke Hello food sloths,
Jeffrey Lynch's. Jeffrey, lean quiche
in Hey, Harry what serves
you sound like a Dutch retard? Jeffrey Lynch's in hell of food
sloths? Okay. Adam curry.com
Well, Dutch Creek
which is a contradiction in terms. One
I'm all over it today, baby.
She wants to take me to this place in Mexico.
Ooh, I know. Donkey show.
I'm hoping
Blue Fox I believe
and I don't know if he's there. No one in Robert Redford's group
who can say Hey, Rob Bob, Mr. Redford? Chapstick. I mean, it
looks disgusting. And he's and he's producing it. So it was a
close up of his head is full screen. And its lips are all
cruddy chapped. And you know, it's like,
yeah,
it's vague enough in the Colorado mountains most of the
time chapstick that's wreaking havoc on his already wrinkled to
death face do
not go on television with your cracked up crackle crumby.
Crusty, literally crusty lips. It's like he had a glazed
doughnut. And there's crust in the Oh, it's just to say you're
complaining
about my analysis. Last show now you're going off in this
direction? No, I
wanted to get into Malaysia. I'm ready to talk about
okay, I'm done. And one of the theories
out there is that the pilot pilot deliberately did something
to this plane. Obviously, you're familiar with that theory. But
this the theory that I'm talking about the motive behind it is is
you that you were removed from the political arena. He was a
big supporter of yours and that he brought this plane down in
protest wait for it. Do you believe that can be
made? or million so Melissa is disgusted with the men the
media, you know, castrated the judiciary has been used by the
government to punish opposition leaders it's not me the five six
members of parliament in the role to be punished or
imprisoned or to be denied the seat
crazy over there in Malaysia. John, I think we should get rid
of that government. I'm no good
people. There's initial fraud in the elections in the electoral
process, but he was 52% broad I mean, it's not a question of
people having motive. Now he comes a little a little nugget
that I didn't know I mean, people are disgruntled you take
any cab or taxi in Malaysia in Kuala Lumpur. Most of them are
just disgusted with the government but then they do not
hijack Texas
this logic I love it. I love it. People are all pissed off in
Malaysia but they don't hijack their cabs they don't hijack the
bus don't do that.
Baby she got you got all the white children. And if you don't
have a lift, like baby gonna be running around their own in the
living room with rest up they're not gonna let that happen.
I love always framing this. You got two little white babies.
You're gonna have a black baby running around.
Vote this guy out you
know that? You will never married. You don't add in all
this stuff about their vote and then this and then. Oh, that's
just a con game. That's for quite a fun blog. And I asked
this lady said I thought you She says her daughter's gonna have
an abortion. I said I thought she was against abortion. She
said Yeah, but my daughter got pregnant by this black name.
He has an example apparently normally you give a name but he
has an example and yeah no we gotta have an abortion because
my daughter got pregnant by a black man. This is I don't
understand why this is not on MSNBC why why are they not oh
no agenda show would carry such a clip now it's politically
incorrect to even have that guy talking. Now
he does ask the white woman what you do it's another 40 minutes
40 seconds that he asked the white woman and she's she has a
great she just is great with her comeback in it
as a new not gonna let her have their baby but you oh no good
who know? She thought I was crazy if you had a daughter she
got pregnant by a blind man you let our faith in you? Yes sir.
Yes, sir.
Then after debate with phone would you do it?
Let it run around in my living room and enjoy it as my
grandchild.
What are you gonna do with that black baby?
Let it run around the living room. Throw a saddle on it. Man.
Yeah, Alvin Holmes, Democrat Montgomery, Alabama.
Yeah. Racist. Yeah. It played out.
Vote him? Uh, no, of course not. You can't play that. Oh, that
would be racist just to play it.
It would be racist to play it that's the problem and that's Al
Sharpton be against it. Yeah, exact Rachel would be against
it. So they're not gonna play it on MSNBC and Fox. They don't
have the guts to play. No. And they're Democrats like you said,
yeah. Hey, just just for just for yucks, because I see him
here. Number 51 on the list is a monthly donor. Yeah, I just want
you to mention the town he's from.
We're number 50 1am i The donor Oh.
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we offered them prepackaged food for their soldiers. Well, you
can't win a military concert by throwing pancakes at somebody.
dinger Yeah, he's
good, isn't he? Oh, yeah, he and I had a great coupon in the
glovebox
driving along sometimes you have to exchange great coupons.
People will literally say hey, douche bag, got a great coupon.
And I'd reach over it's like, well, yes, I do. I know I was
that guy.
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Bitcoin bonanza. This week. Gerald, Peter, Peter, OMA
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Hey, Adam, just want to add a suggestion if John resurrects
cranky geeks, then your show should be called grumpy hams.
However, I have a real idea. Why don't we do no agenda kids? My
kid loves your show. He's
eight. We have a lot of young listeners.
This is a good idea. We could do no agenda kids. Could you
imagine how cool that could be?
And did you know your teachers a whore?
Oh, hold on a second. That is we just get a timestamp on that.
John
really Oh, really was that necessary? No agenda
Are you totally ruined it? I'm not going to read the cowboys
and Indians email. I'll save that for Thursday. When he who?
I can't believe I just said that. Shoot myself, I was
horrible. And I call people out on saying that. I'm a mess. But
it's interesting. The other dudes basically only need one
room. Isn't that interesting? Are you laughing because you
agree. It's true. Dudes basically need one room. And it
would be great if my bed fit in this room. And it'd be great if
I had a little stove and a cooker.
miniature refrigerators. The old guy only guys.
Actually a sterno sterno thing. A mini fridge. And I'd be set. I
mean, I had this whole house. And I'm just in this one room in
my command centre. And you become so complacent. You kind
of like
Yeah, sure. We're all 12 year old. Sure. I'm in my underwear
in my command centre who gives a crap? That's me. Okay, so
you had to have no girls written on the door with that with the
art backwards?
Exactly. Is it? RuPaul complaining?
No, no, but it must have well, by the way that RuPaul
characters on the show. He's bald. Yeah. And he's got a fake
moustache and big glasses and wearing a man suit. I think
he's, I don't think he has any nuts. This is a semifinalist
plus the winner the second girl is Miss Nebraska, who I found to
be offensive. Because I'll tell you why.
She offended you or the question offended? You
know, she quit her answer the question offended me. And then
she offended me. I thought she was. I'll explain why later. But
I don't particularly like somebody's religion being thrown
in my face. And she managed to do that to an extreme at the
end, at least the way I saw it. And I'm sure some people out
there are well, you know, you're maybe you're too sensitive to
this stuff. But I found it. I found it personally offensive.
Now, sorry. Let's play these two. This is the whole thing,
which is question number one. And question number two. You see
they're extremely political.
I only have one clip, don't
I? Yeah. All right. They're both on there. All right. And is it I
found it the questions to be ridiculously political, and the
girls of course can't answer them. And the one that the first
girl who didn't win obviously, she circumvented the entire
question the other girl that Miss Nebraska chick, she kind of
answered a question as as she answered the question the same
way I think that Adolf Hitler would have
did she have a moustache? John, that you have a little little
brush moustache by any chance? Jackie Brown. Jackie? Why am I
even asking questions?
Congratulations. Here's your question. What color's the White
House? The rivalry between
our country's political parties has gotten ugly. What does Miss
America teach us about healthy competition? Wow.
Here we go.
I am so grateful to be up here with 52 other incredible women,
we all love each other and support each other. And that no
matter what we need to support each other as Americans and not
partisan. I think that if we come together and we try to
compromise, that's the way to get things done. That's the way
to solve problems. I think that we should take after Miss
America and love one another and try to compromise. Thank you,
Jackie. Congratulations.
Let's all hold hands and tell the secret. Great, I love the
sound effects between the question. Here's your question.
Three questions left on this card. And the next one goes to
miss Nebraska. Theresa
Scanlon. Oh, I'm getting the question.
Theresa, congratulations. Here's your question.
Everybody's talking about the WikiLeaks. How do we balance
people's right to know what the need for government security?
You know, when it came to that
situation, it was actually based on espionage. When it comes to
the security of our nation, we have to focus on security first,
and then people's right to know important that everybody within
our borders is safe.
Wait a minute, this has got to be ABC because we know that the
compromised network tell me this was on ABC.
I think it was of course it was.
Oh my goodness. I can't believe it. Oh, that's great.
So we can't let things like that happen and they must be handled
properly. And I think that was the case.
Thank you very much, Steph. That was it.
Yeah. So I got I mean, the rest of it was just bad.
So let me take a look at the overnight ratings. Who don't see
how don't they have like overnight ratings? Maybe they
don't, I should have it. Maybe these don't publish.
Anyway. So this woman who might win she's the shortest woman in
the group. I mean, they had I don't know how tall she was. She
couldn't have been more than five three. Maybe she was for
nine, I don't know, towered over her. And she was very pretty.
She's a very pretty girl, even though she looked like a Mexican
chick at the beginning, but she wants to
it's just not doesn't mean Mexican chicks are ugly. You're
not saying that right? Because, you know,
I'm saying though, she's blonde, and she looked like she looked,
you know, she looked ethnic. And then she looked like a blonde.
Scandinavian at the end. And it was just like, I couldn't see
that she was gonna win with this dark makeup. She
has like a joker mouth.
Oh, does she? Yeah.
Is this a Teresa Scanlon?
Yeah, she might be she might not be photogenic. She is. She has
like a Well, I think it's drawn these girls. They look like you
know, one different woman after another. I mean, it was like
that, because they don't know. I just found the show. Teresa
Scanlon has done work in the past to help girls with eating
disorders. Yeah, by screwing up so they actually get an eating
disorder looking at her. I am so against these things.
Well, I'm not for me either. But anyway, the point is, let's go
over the at the end, she wins and goes, app. She goes crazy.
And she just starts doing the one and there's Dodgers. And
it's okay, I'm done. I think I want to tell you about the
religious thing, okay, you don't have to put up identifying these
things. Because, I mean, I don't think if somebody wins, they
should start crossing themselves a million times, you know, if
they're Catholics or going oil or dishes, or going down on the
mat. Don't think that this is a probe.
That would be amazingly cool. If Miss America won and threw down
the prayer mat.
How come that never happens on TV? Oh, it'd be awesome.
So but this but they let people get away with this, you know,
holding that the Pentecostal thing, which I find annoying.
Where you know, there's two versions of this I've seen one
of them is you hold your arms straight up straight in the air
to hold your hand straight up into the air and then you take
your palms and bend them backwards. So your palm is
facing the sky. This is the receive the blessings or
whatever and you hold your arms and you hold your arms like
that. So that's one of the things but the one that she
does, which is I don't know which group this is, if it's
Pentecostal, which generally most of these groups are she
holds her arms at about she holds them out for like kind of
like segment matching a Heil Hitler salute with both hands,
only bending backwards, only flip the hands over. So your
hands or your Oh, right, right, right. Right. Yeah. And then
bend your, your your drop your fingers forward as though you're
holding a giant, like a platter, way up in there. So you're
holding a platter where
to catch the money. That's the platter to catch the money with.
So you're up there with the platter way up in the air, it
would cost there's no platter. And when I see this, I'm
thinking Why don't you know, why don't you just tell us what
religion your ad would have named the church? Usually thank
them. And you know, I just don't know. I mean, it just,
you know, it's like, you're never that angry or upset when,
like, tonight the Golden Globes are on, you know that the half
of the acceptance speeches will be like, I thank God and I think
thank God for giving me the strength. It's it's, we always
see on shows like that only this is a little more dramatic
sports events too. And people do complain about it. I mean, this
is not that. I mean, I just find it offensive that if there's any
belief in religion in any way, shape or form that it would be
attributed to this show. And you and you'd be I don't know, I
maybe it's just me.
Maybe she's praying to the ABC president. You know, thanking
him. He's God. Put her on. Yeah, I'm like that. No, I'm thinking
it's more along those lines. Anyway,
anyway, maybe I'm off base. I'm sick. I'm sick. I mean,
let me roll this out for it. Let me roll this out
for John Cena for X diva.
You always do this when there's when there's a pageant you
always get an upset about it.
I you know, I think I'm ill. And I don't mean to say that Mexican
women would many have I mean, I watched Mexican soap operas. The
women are gorgeous. You do not.
You watch the telenovelas? Obviously. I love you, man. Even
when you're in fact when you're like this your best. If only you
sick all the time. Our good buddy Maynard down there who was
always trying to slip in in the morning into to promote the show
and make us laugh. He's on real radio down there, you know
unlike what we do on this Mickey Mouse stuff, he's on real radio.
And he says Adam I recently interviewed Gary Kennedy a big
time food inspector who helped write the salami Code of
Practice for get mowed down under after a salami killed
someone a few years back. Apparently, apparently there's a
there was a salami scare in Australia that we didn't hear
about.
So now that salami tastes like crap, well,
he had some pointed questions about that and more.
I often listen to John C. Dvorak on a number of podcasts and he
is a big fan of deregulating the salami industry because
that by the way, is your ringtone. A big fan of dear
Hello, John C. Dvorak. You could go on Meet the Press. I'm a big
fan of deregulating salami industry,
and raw milk. He's a fan of he thinks that you know, the salami
tastes better when when they don't have as stringent rules to
them. What would you say to someone like that?
I'd say he needs to shop around there.
Shut up slave and shop around.
You don't know what you're talking about. John, talking
about a lot
of small butcher shops is still make Salamis made the way they
used to make them overseas. I've got a couple of clients who do
that.
So if you want to eat some salami in the morning, what
salami would you recommend if you're into the raw taste,
colours, could I filter my water? Because I'm concerned
about fluoride being a mind controlled drug? Is there any
evidence either way?
It goes right into it
right. Not a mind control drug.
So it's just me. Yes. This This stuff's happening. I'm the one
that's doing it. Yes. Yes.
Beautiful. It's not a mind control drug Maynard. It makes
you docile, there's a difference but we appreciate it. And
gianduja your your infamous now down under for your salami.
Expertise? Yeah, apparently and you are the leader of the the
leave the salami industry alone movement.
Australian Prime Minister Julia Gilad has been forced to dodge a
flying sandwich for the second time this month. She was
greeting children at line in high school in Canberra. When a
student flung the salami snack. Oh, I think I must have thought
I was hungry.
They thought I was hungry, flung the salami snack. I tell you,
Bill Clinton fathered a love child with a hooker. And that
Hillary know, Bill, and his name is Danny Lee Williams. And he
now wants to meet Bill. He says, I hear I hear that he's not
doing so well. He's got like, here. He's got suffering from
Parkins disease, Parkinson's disease and heart disease. So
I'd like to say hi, Dez. No, no, he says, yeah, he says, So Danny
says I'd like to say hi, Dad before he dies. I'd also like to
have a relationship with Chelsea. She's my half sister.
Yeah, good luck with that.
So when he do you think it would wind up dead in the next week?
They won't. It's not going to
car accident. I think car accident. I'm going to predict
that there will be a rumour or gossip item or something will
crop up in one of these. These these political rags? That in
fact when Clinton dies, he will he was actually he actually he
actually and I think he would be the one to propagate this. He
actually died in the saddle. A secret service they had to move
the body.
Oh, wow. All right in the saddle. What rumour rumour
rumour rumour, but, but what kind of woman will it be? Okay.
Of course, what was I thinking? All right.
I think you're right. I think there is something in a screw
and you get this guy like Cofer black. And again, why do you
name your kid Cofer
grants destined to do or Rand for that matter?
Rand is another one kid ran to think let
me name my kid after
I mean tanks like I want you maybe wanted to name a brandy
and you dropped dead of a heart attack before you get the last
thing. I'm gonna name him Rand Cofer is not a short for
anything. Come on.
That's good. This name has got to be from something.
Did you see that photo? You sent that same Daily Mail article if
it go down. The guy who won Best mail
that's the look I mean when I I saw that picture I'm like, oh,
that's the look John should have with the pants cut off.
Cut off shoes with no socks, and little dinky bowtie that's
crooked. And this guy wins the award for best male.
And his pants are cut off above the knee. Idiotic but then I was
shocked to see Ralph Lauren Ralph Lauren. Looks like he
looks like the guy from The Simpsons. Was that Mr. Burns?
Is he the one who wants to marry his cat?
Now the old the nuclear guy that the old evil guy?
No, I'm talking about one of these big designers came No,
no, you're talking about Karl Lagerfeld. Now all right,
Lagerfeld. Why do
I know this? I live with too many women.
I need Provigil so I stop learning these things.
So what is the deal with Lagerfeld wanting to marry his
cat? Nobody thinks this is really
great. No, I can explain this. This is all about the gay
marriage thing in Paris. These guys are all in Paris in Paris.
And you know, a million people are burning down Paris because
they don't like the idea of gay marriage. And then of course,
the fashion industry all goes into a tizzy and like, well, we
can't have that. I'm just No, I'm gonna go I'm gonna marry my
cat.
This may be an explanation.
It is the explanation. I know this world. It's so stupid.
I'm gonna marry my cat.
I know what I'm gonna I'm just gonna marry my cat. I'll show
those stupid French because they're all in France. They're
on this and what they do. So for the Dutch listeners plus her
stuff.
But does that is why did you giggle?
Because Placer County just sounds funny in Dutch. Oh, why?
Because a plus r means your penis if you're if you're like
nine.
Oh, that's why you giggling Yeah. I live in Placer County.
Nobody know everyone knows this and Plaza is the is the Baron of
the Dallas. There are at
least five people who are now crashing their cars or laughing
out very loud in the trim.
Charles Plosser, president of Federal Reserve Bank of
Philadelphia says that keeping rates near 0% With inflation in
his view close to the central bank's goal. And the economy
nearing what he says is full employment is just too risky.
So this is just a Democrat representative in California,
named Loretta Sanchez, who is apparently been reelected so
many times as she's like one of the top you know, she's seeking
yak as long as she wants to do. So I have a kind of a long clip
here. But she reminded me of somebody who sit tell me you
agree and who I clipped in at the end, so you can get to get
to Kant, comparison and contrast of this woman discussing the F
35. And rambling in some odd way saying absolutely nothing and
sounded pretty much like an idiot and looking like one
curiously,
I'd like to speak to Miss duckboards amendment Gentlelady
is recognised for five minutes. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. It is
true that we have on this subcommittee taken a really hard
look and will continue take a hard look at the production, the
development and the production of the F 35. As you know, it's
our only production plane scheduled for the next 20 to 30
years. And it does have a great number of allies included in
Dubai as we move forward. The last year has seen significant
improvement in in the development and the production
of the F 35. However, we also have to recall that this
programme is seven years behind schedule, and 70% over cost at
this point. So we have to ask ourselves, how do we how do we
how do we move forward in a programme that we need, but
ensure that we're getting what we need. And Miss Duckworth
amendment is really about putting the pressure in
particular on Lockheed Martin, who's the prime and everybody
else and so I can appreciate Mr. VCs concerns. And as you know,
these are always difficult issues. But this really is about
how do we continue to ensure that the contractors who are
developing and building this are doing it in a way that is
successful for us. This what we're talking about here.
I personally believe that us Americans are unable to do so.
Because some people out there and our nation don't have that.
And I believe that our education like such as South Africa and
the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should.
Our education over here in the US should To help the US or
should help South Africa, it should help directly Asian
countries, so we will be able to build up our future. Thank you
very much South Carolina. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's
a long way to go for the joke.
Yeah, I know. But this woman I couldn't find a good place to.
She just she was one of these people get elected, and then
reelected and then reelected. It's just beyond me.
That's because everyone's on Provigil. They're awake but not
learning. Apparently not. So you know, stop taking the Provigil
get yourself some Adderall, it's the learning drug. And then once
we get these bitches out, let's party on Coke, Internet safety,
our chat room safe. Listen up chat room, this is for you our
chat room safe. No chat rooms are not safe places to be while
online. Because you cannot. Why? Because you cannot always be
certain with whom you are chatting. A grand the problem
with that is a great deal of negative things can result from
chat rooms such as such as bullying. Stalking, kidnapping,
rape and murder. Wait a minute.
Murder in the chat room is the name of AppDynamics novel.
Wait, what was the song? Murder on the dance floor? Was it
murder on the dance floor murder? On the who did that song
dancer in
the disco wasn't it?
Wasn't murdered. I thought was murder on the dance. Well,
there's no is Sophia. No. surfy Sophie Ellis Baxter I knew I had
a right to murder on the dance floor. Yeah. So you go from
bullying, stalking, kidnapping, rape and murder. Not all that or
instant messaging is bad though. Ask your parents to help you
find safe areas to communicate with your peers. But what if I
get harassing emails or text messages? You should report any
harassing emails or text messages to your parents,
guardians, teachers, counsellors and anyone else who might be
able to help you. These forms of harassing communication are
commonly known as cyber bullying. In some situations, it
may become necessary to notify the police if she is
not. DJ DJ. Oh, I love
them. This was the jam member this John.
It's a terrible song turn it off.
It's a great song. This is murder on the dance floor.
I know I know what it is. Well, sorry. It's
a great song. Oh, it's important. Yes, it is. It was a
hearing very, very,
very boring.
And the modest encroachments
Okay, let's look at some analogies of the term modest
encroachments. Do you have any John?
No, but I'm sure you do.
I just have one I just have one like don't worry baby. It's only
the tip. It's I think that's that's a that is a good analogy
of modest encroachment
on privacy that are involved in getting away
How do you even have a modest encroachment on privacy?
Okay, so here we go. So there was a big stink I thought this
was a cover up for what was going on at Padget me too
outrageous political questions of these dumb women
who are smokin hot by the way
Oh dynamite the to that one but Connecticut and Alabama. I
thought Miss Alabama until you hear her talk was absolutely
stunning. Turns out to be a fascist so let's hear here's
what happened this got all the news coverage apparently Miss
Utah who is looks like an Icelandic woman. She's amazingly
Icelandic though your eyes are just one millimetre too wide.
But that's fine. She was gorgeous. She answered this
idiotic question and this got all over the news. This is Miss
Utah not
just Andrews not just on the news, but this is what people
were blogging us. I was surprised that people were
tweeting and sending this this link. I'm like, do you listen to
our show? Do you know how to look through the BS?
Apparently not. Judge number three.
NeNe Leakes your question, please.
A recent report shows that in 40% of American families, which
who are women are the primary earners, yet they continue to
earn less than men. What does this say about society?
I think we can relate this back to education and how we are
continuing to try to strive to to
figure out how to create jobs right now,
the biggest problem and I think, especially the men are seen as
the leaders of this. And so we need to try to figure out how to
create education better. So we can't. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Sorry. Hi.
Thank you, sweetheart.
You're an idiot. She's actually got your mercies from Utah. Why
this question was asked in the first place is beyond me, but
she's from Utah. And it shows she's probably a Mormon. And
she's thinking when they're asking the question, she's
thinking to herself, what? Work? Work. Oh, my God. So she was
completely befuddled by the Hold on, hold
on, hold on. Aha. I can tell you this was this is all scripted.
These questions are not
Oh, yeah. No, you'll see how scripted they are. No, I
know, they're scripted. So I think she just blew the lines.
You know, she just the answer was there. She knew what to say.
It was just it was it happens, it happens. This is not because
she's dumb. This is just, you know, it's your moment. It's
your acting moment, and you mess it up. And people who if you
emailed or tweeted this link to either John or I turn off the
podcast now Go away, go away. Because you should know by now,
this is all scripted. All she did was not dumb. How she did
it, she just made she's flubbed the lines. That's all.
So and by the way, if one of these women and when you hear
the rest of the I got four more of these are all shortlist in a
minute, but when you hear the questions and how lame they are,
and how political they are, if just one of these women would
say, you know, I don't think it's appropriate to be asking
these sorts of political questions which are loaded, and
is probably just to make us look stupid. I really find it
insulting and that's all I've got to say. I would just I would
be this woman's fan she'd died, but follow her on Twitter. I
mean, we don't get any of that we would instead we get this
this kind of
weirdness Hey, do you want to build an x ray machine to while
you're at it?
So here we go. Now we're gonna go with now the one that I
thought was the best looking of the group was Miss Alabama.
Yeah, and so but she comes now they asked her a loaded question
and she just they all these women give the the worst kind of
answer to make them look like either idiots or Nazis. And
Alabama. I could not see. All right,
next, let's have Alabama join us, Alabama. Please reach in and
select the cards for the middle one for the middle. Okay. Judge
number two? Wendy Malik. Your question please. For Alabama.
Government tracking and phone records has been in the news
lately. Is this an invasion of privacy or necessary to keep our
country safe? Why or why not?
I think this society that we live in today, it's sad that if
we go to the movies or to the airport or even to the mall that
we have to worry about our safety. So I would rather
someone track my telephone messages and feel safe wherever
I go. Then feel like they're encroaching on my privacy.
That's a big word there that encroaching word. I wonder where
she heard that in the script. First of all, I loved her teeth,
man. Could they be any wider? Just like King like I gotta wear
shades because of this girl's teeth. But that was so funny
that that is yeah, of course. That's completely fascist.
Because she is encouraging corporatism. And I find I find
it hilarious that the things that that we're doing is going
to the mall or going to the movie theatre. What was the
other one I forgot the other one. Like I want to feel the
airport airport that's right gonna get to go travel to go to
see the nights that
don't feel safe go to go to another Mall. All right, so So
then we go on and we get Miss South Carolina who's a very very
pretty black woman she is just gorgeous and
cheerleader like Miss South what does she do South Carolina Yeah,
now
the thing about this this remind this one now I'm wondering about
what's wrong with South Carolina because this is the state that
had that crazy Miss Teen who kept saying however and you we
need a verbal can't find him in the United States on a map
because of South Africa and you know, she went on and on with
it. She was the the worst answer. Anyway, this woman is in
competition with her hair.
I didn't understand I didn't understand why I didn't need to
do that. But I every once in awhile. I bring this clip on the
show Where's Miss South Carolina, in some pageant asked
answered the question. So many people cannot find the United
States on a map. And she goes on with this whatever however so
and she says because of South Africa Are God feeding the poor
and she just went off the rails? And this one damn. Near beats
it.
Carolina, it is your turn. Go ahead. All right. Let's see you
got charged number nine. Christina milyon.
How aussagen How can we can't get this gig? Tell me good nine
judges and judge number nine is Christina milyon. The idiot from
the voice? Hey, Carson. Hey, that's who's judge number nine
is Yeah. And we can't get this gig.
And by the way, I just the way they're doing these questions,
I'm almost convinced that they have a list of questions. And
this is Oh, this is Mid South Carolina. This is what she gets
asked is this one? Yes. Give us your question.
To people who leaked classified document the name of public
information? Treason? Wow.
I feel bad. I didn't watch the show. Now.
You should because this is like all you have to do is watch the
end because that's what this craziness you can't you can't
write
this stuff. Is this what we're doing?
Don't believe that they should be charged with treason.
Personally, I think that being a part of this country, we have
been given specific documents for specific reasons. Our
lawmakers have put that into their decision for certain
reasons. And if we feel the need to have to show this document,
then I think that we should show.
Show me, show me your document. I don't know smoke was coming
out every year as I think
she said, we are given documents we have to this is actually
another fact. She was a genius. You know what she the woman's
talking?
If one of them would just go like, hi everybody. That would
be funny how we should be writing the show.
She goes and she goes off the rails and pretty much saying
that we should all have documents. And we have to show
them when the authority says show me
on Pandora. Show me a Google Documents highlights
what she said. Oh, I
know. But this is my God. We're so lost.
Oh, totally. This is the worst thing I've ever seen. This is
the worst. So they finally come to the winner. This is the woman
who won by the way. The last one, which is kinetic. Oh, of
course. You know, we could have called this. Yeah, we could have
call off. We could have called this easily. Oh, we could have
easily call this obviously it's kinetic shooting. I
mean, did she have a question about Sandy Hook by any chance?
No,
they didn't go that far, but this is almost as bad and she's
another fascist.
Let me just look at it first before you ruin it with this
clip when we say she's the brunette. I think she's pretty.
She's kind of like a dozen kind of Yeah, diamond does like but a
bit like Cindy Crawford used to look kind of
vandalise a little probably pretty. A dime a dozen white
diamond dozens and what is she five foot six? No, no, I
think she's, oh, she's not tall. The tall one was Texas who had
the best dress on cortex is always awesome babes. But she
didn't she wasn't as pretty as the other girls. And they had to
bring her instance with some gimmick. They had this stupid
gimmick. Let me explain this. So they had the top five at the end
for First of all, here's the problem I have with the show.
They start the show off with these 50 beautiful women. And
they come out and they introduce them all says we're cutting it
down to 15. And then we're going to have the bathing suits.
Right? Say why can't we see 50 Women and Babies really this is
a mistake. I thought it was a huge mistake and then they all
the women are hustling balls and very pretty. Who knows how.
And are you just left clawing at your screen like No, no,
pretty much. And so then you get to the 15 Come on and they cut
that down to 10 and then they cut it down to five real fast
moving on this is broke down and then they have some bogus thing
if you tweet the name of the one you want we can we can save one
from the five that have been kicked off
where this is Brooke Daniels is Miss Texas. I don't know she's
she's she has a mean look about her.
That could be whatever the case they brought Miss Texas back.
What it should show there were six at the end. Oh, it
was okay. I
get it. It's a gimmick. Oh, oh, TV. Wow. Okay, so here's our
last or last thing God tested.
This is gonna nail it. This is gonna knock it out of the park.
She She Well, the other women if you heard their answers, all of
them are like that. They were they stammering they didn't know
what their what the guy was talking about documents. It's
like they're a bunch of idiots. Or at least hey, here's the
deal. Let me stop right here. If we could just get these beauty
contestants to listen to no agenda. Really. They would and
they would nail these
questions it would be it would be beautiful thing. Yeah,
they would do them good. But they don't Oh here we go
all right Miss Connecticut down to
our last to Connecticut please join us and select a Connecticut
judge number seven mo Rocca their questions
Miss Connecticut the Supreme Court ruled that criminal
suspects can be subjected to a police DNA test after arrest Do
you agree or disagree with this and why or why not?
I would agree with this I think that if somebody's being
prosecuted and is committed a crime that's that's severe that
they should have a DNA test I think there are so many crimes
going on in this world that if that's one step closer to
figuring out who has done it I think we should absolutely do
so. Thank you it's pre crime
Cynthia you hey, we picked you up you're guilty
anyway, so that's your last fascists good work
good work well,
but wow what questions I mean this is really kind of
disgusting. They used to ask questions like you like red or
blue I mean it which
makes more so that we're always kind of like world peace like
questions you could
tell you a little bit about the starving children. But these
questions are current events and they're a little edgy but these
women
fascinating
about who that is my report very good report John congratulate
will be another one is six months with another one.
Please Please no we can't have this world and we can't have
more of that. That's impossible. Oh my goodness.
I'm gonna show my school but Joanie didn't know agenda
Imagine all the people who could do that oh yeah, that'd be fun
Well, we do have some people to thank unfortunately have to
thank him on Sunday in
person first sir cyber we got to Thanks for cyber for standing
up. Yeah, outstanding job what
he's doing is the producer and executive producer of this
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been listening to this show, you know how funny this stuff is.
And we got another hour of it. So I think we should just move
right along and
but I do want to thank everybody and as you said reminder, we
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requesting to purchase something they have to do this ain't no.
RFP.
It's an RFP request for person. Yeah.
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mean, it goes on and on. They are essentially building an
entire lab because they heard that I was like making Morse
code cool again.
Like, there's a good way that
curry is all over this.
We got to stop that guy. We got to listen in on what he's doing.
So this is manning going on. If they hate me, he's got this
theory that the Republicans are running bush to get rid of Rubio
and then that then then he has his thesis about how the winner
is going to guy who's setting himself up because he's been
showing up on a lot of talk shows. He says his Romney is
going to run again, which by the way, in American history happens
a lot. Ah, the GOP
does not deserve to have any power. If you are too afraid of
the consequences of standing up and defending his constitution
against whatever comes but you're defending the
Constitution. We've got a man that's sitting in the White
House now who has constitutional children. Dam Bali in America
knows. When you Mitt Romney, you rinse Priebus you Fox News Media
And conspirators co conspirators. And the reason why
you let them get away with it is because you're afraid of black
people. You're afraid of the backlash, and a man who is too
afraid to stand up and defend the Constitution of this nation
does not deserve to be the president of America. And your
party does not deserve to have enough power. So go someplace a
shoot yourself, allowed this to take place, you've allowed our
constitution to be trampled on. And you said you're afraid of
black people. What does that mean? What does that mean? It
means that the man that shouldn't be the president of
America ought to be the man that's willing to defend this
nation against all enemies, both foreign and domestic. Black
people jumping up and down in Chicago, or South Central Los
Angeles, of weather, beaming seats on these talk shows like
MSNBC, crying foul when somebody says the bus will tell you,
which is a legitimate issue. Then you don't have to defend on
the disgraced dish and go to Hell, Mitt Romney, go to the GOP
party. Go to hell, Fox News. Colorado power Well,
you know what, I don't think I can do a show anymore. I got
nothing against this guy. This guy is just he's fantastic. I'm
a fan. I'm a huge fan.
Now. The media. Love is gonna come out. Wow. Yep.
There's no reason for him to go on the BBC on a Sunday. Because
he's just always I mean, just listen to how this ended. It was
unbelievable how he is hurting, hurting the alternative media's
chances at reaching anybody, because the minute you bring up
anything now, people think that this is who you are.
That's why because the establishment right,
know what to do. Next is this point, and it's an it's an
important one, I would have, say 10 years ago said, listen to all
this stuff. He believes that people put cancer virus in the
correct order in order to create a eugenics programme. That's
what that's what he believes. We would have said, and we would
and I would have said, that's kind of mad and so on. And it's
an interesting psychological problem. Conspiracy theories
like this. I believed I believed in
I'm here to warn people you keep telling me to shut up. This
isn't a game. Okay. Our government the US is building
FEMA camps. We have an NDA where they disappear people now you
have this arrest for public safety, life in prison.
You are the worst person of interest? No, no, it's
basically right off, their heads disappear even. Watching,
we have a programme to
not stop the Republic humanity's awakening infowars.com. If you
guys are probably
looking at the week ahead with our political panel until the
Sunday politics. Figure the public isn't waking up. So
well, you gotta give him credit.
He got the URL. And that's for sure.
Twice.
We need to examine new law enforcement strategies, and
better allocate resources to keep pace with today's
continuing threats as violence spikes in some of our greatest
citizens.
How are your greatest citizens doing?
Yeah, it's like, can't do both.
Seriously, can you? Can you just take Can you just say I mean
cities, you just let that go citizens and no one. No one's I
live in one of the best citizens in Fauci. Thanks so much as
always for joining us. Good to be here, bro.
Some of our greatest citizens
look, if you're reading it, we get to make fun of it. I met a
woman from South Korea at the LA photo. There's a big photo Expo
that's going on here right now. And and it was kind of cool.
She's like, Oh, I'm not Korea. I have this I'm not trying to make
a mockery of her but that makes me Joe and Korea. Very
interesting. Kind of interesting. That trade
agreement. She says yeah, oh, we bury him pigs in and cuddled
alive. That Foot and Mouth. Yeah, we never heard of Foot and
Mouth to know that that's part of the deal. Didn't you read the
fine print? If you do we get to export beef to you and you have
to bear Your cattle and she went, what?
What do you say? She did not get the irony of what I was saying.
Unfortunately Of course not. Why would they? Yeah.
Says he shot the teen and self defence. But the young man was
not armed. He was going back home after buying an iced tea
and still it's canned. I had no name calling. No incendiary
language. Just the facts. A young man did. The salad says
self defence. What is frowned on the young man still it's an iced
tea. Probable cause for an arrest. I wonder what the gaffe
was
kill us an iced tea
you know when you smoke pot you get the munchies see all those
people who smoke pot and say yeah, and your dinner I was
catching your eyes. I'm gonna lay in wait I'm gonna get them
that goes all the possible I'm gonna say yeah. And anybody who
say yeah to the munches your pot smoker said when you get when
you smoke pot you got you got to some level, I got some munchies,
I get some skittles I get something to drink, because I
got too much. I've been smoking. I got my way back. I got to
munches. Now the other thing happened when you smoke pot you
get paranoid. Somebody's following me pa makes you
paranoid. So you start acting in suspicious way. But see, you
will never admit that Khashoggi a black and white no truth in
you a no Jesus in you, Jesus and you condemning george Zimmerman.
Well, so that's the whole the whole sermon is in the show
notes. It's cute. Now before before you say anything. May I
point out that Wikipedia now has an entry known as divorce tax
law. You can look it up divorce law states, the worst the
economy, not only do the hookers get better looking, but they get
cheaper.
really known for that?
It's on Wikipedia. And it's irrevocable. You cannot erase
it. And this is
a subset no agenda page where
no it has its own wiki entry. Oh, God, just Google DeVore X
law
is stopped me in my tracks. Search here.
I think he has to do wiki. I don't think it's gotten that
good. I don't think as the Google juice just yet.
Wiki.
Where is it? Maybe? Oh, here it is? No, no. And maybe it's gone?
Yeah, no, that can't be a no, it's gone already. No. Hold on a
second,
guys. They don't like us.
That let me just say another vortex law. It is. The vortex
underscore law.
I didn't show up on a Google search. What's wrong with the
Google go here? Let me try being
here. It says the war ex law is proposed that this article be
deleted because of the following concern. does not appear to be a
notable law. Hey, get notable. This is good. This is crap. A
search failed to find enough reliable coverage about it.
Well, this is no good. And I guess then leads block search
engines from
Hey, hold on a second. Stop the press. Could not find it. But
being founded and the number
one search. Yeah, so they're in cahoots? No, Google's
obviously. Yeah. Google's in cahoots with the wiki. Yeah. And
they're biassed against your law. Yeah. Well, certainly this
is an outrage. However, you can address this concern by
improving copy editing, sourcing, renaming or merging
the page. I people get to work. It The thing is it only has one
reference. And it's from me. I did have to laugh about the guy
who can summon the 200 million ninjas. This guy is fantastic.
He's wearing a bowler hat. He's got a big stick with all kinds
of ropes and snakes off of it. And he's got like he's got the
sunglasses. I mean, he's not only that he has the voice. And
he believes that Putin, who is a judo student, is the right guy
to lead the world and his 200 million ninjas and listen to
because a Benjamin who speaks fluent Japanese, I guess, will
translate but listen to the guy's voice. He's everything you
want in the ninja either master
there are no No, no no
Gudo Correct. What is the power? I
think I Oh, yeah, whatever. I love Benjamin going Yeah, yeah,
indeed. You don't say mute. Yeah. I mean,
yes, the the international associations of Bushido karate,
judo, Kung Fu, etc, can muster worldwide at any given time. 200
million people, and they only fight under the Code of
chivalry, which is you don't attack woman children and non
combatants, which is what the other side has been doing
I love this guy.
But you know what? I bet you there's something to that I bet
you there is you know, of all the judo jujitsu shoes the all
these guys I bet you there is an organisation that has like some
secret network and maybe this is the guy. Yeah, sure. Listen to
what he says about Putin. Well, you Yeah.
He believes that with Putin's help and the martial arts
societies worldwide, we can cause major change, and of
course, the Illuminati who are throughout the Western
intelligence agencies military and this is not the Italian
Illumina This is the agnostic Illuminati and they want
meritocracy ruled by the people who are the best people who
worked their way up the system not people who are born into it
and given it have given to them even though they are often not
very bright.
Oh metric metric get used to it a4 paper. I want to say
something here and now. a4 paper is ugly. It's the wrong
proportions. When you look at a4 paper it's too long and skinny.
It looks creepy. It's not it's not visually it is not visually
exciting, exciting.
It's not anything is horrible. And all the metric crap a4 paper
is the worst example. It just looks it just feels and looks
it's it's unpleasant. Let's put it that way. Okay, so I feel the
same way about putting the two okay 20140507 kind of thing now.
So
a4 paper it's not it's not a Fibonacci ratio. It's not a
golden ratio. That's the problem I have the problem what is the
US what do we what do we have in need half by
11 inches? What eight and a half inches by 11 inches? Yeah, we're
what is the format called is called Letter what is called
All right, so now that we have started an international
incident regarding the a4 size paper
I know there's gonna be a bunch of these guys who listen to the
show to hate us and they're gonna email us waste his feet
and inches is stupid. A lot
of people taking exception speaking of printing to your
your rant against a four
yeah, oh yeah. At least a half dozen people that get all upset.
Oh,
I emailed you not the ones that emailed me as per usual
EEA four is is tall and thin, like Adam, not fat and chubby
like John
that's objective. What they're looking at today is Ebola. Yeah.
You're talking CIA.
You know you simply put somebody a victim in a centrifuge now
let's
hold on a second. So in other words, Bob Barrett is boy they
this other Dutch jerk off running play good probably
because it was some sounded a little bit like Ebola. Every
seat Dutch in the stake.
The Ebola bubonic plague was Savage was the one we say to be
born of plague. Great. Oh, it's
scheisse it was blue binary it was B bola not blue bionic play
what was I thinking? Oh crap. So then straighten it out. Yeah,
I gotta fix Exactly. But then my favourite is you put a victim in
the centrifuge. I mean this is this is a whole new take
just get comfortable once again one of those giant things that
spins you around like to go on up and and all the goop that
comes off here they collected
Yes, listen, today is of Ebola. You know, you simply put
somebody a victim in a centrifuge, you get the liquid
out of it
it's just like making vinegar, John, I mean, you should not
atomize it, you atomize
it and you're good to go,
you know, spread it around in a transportation system. That's
what it has. Easy, and it's very easy to do. As long as you have
a centrifuge to go around with a spritzer would you like us
Brits? Like a little split? And Macy's. Would you like to try
the new Calvin Klein?
Easy.
Compromise. Okay,
we need to listen to that again. Because that is I just need to
write it down. I can't believe this wasn't on the laptop.
Because that's that's the instructions you want.
That was I think that was supposed to be on the laptop,
Dutch or government remember? Oh, yeah. So
EBO Yeah, this is what it should have been. We got the Ebola. You
grab the victim, you put him in the centrifuge, which is a whole
new take on the cat in the in the in the washing machine. I
really liked it that has that's a good, that's such a good vibe
from centrifuge backup for us. And this is this is one of Bob's
best appearances.
You know, you simply put somebody a victim in a
centrifuge. You get the liquid out of it, you atomize it and
spread it around. Wow application system. That's what
it has him scan this,
it would call on a second. Now doesn't Jake Tapper say, Gosh,
Bob, that seems a little far fetched. Nobody will even do
that. What are you kidding me? He says that right? The worse?
He does. He doesn't say not only does he not say anything, Bob
says this is
easy, and it's very easy to do.
It's very, it's not you got to centrifuge, and it's something
that they're
aware of. It's extremely alarming, and it's very unlikely
to happen, but it's a possibility. Oh, posi
pussy. Oh, Obama went out went to went to Tennessee to speak to
the employees of Amazon.
Wait a minute, was this the Was this the slave speech about the
the new new bargain for America?
I don't know. He's been giving the speech day after day in one
place or another. So it's probably the same speech. But
he's at Amazon talking about the future. And how you know, this
is a view Amazon's a good example of other working class
get back to work. Robot fact.
It's a slang. It's a slave station.
Slave stations. Everything is done by robots. Yeah, it's like,
yeah, they have a few employees and they're all back there
including some blonde bimbo that was back there smiling what she
had, you know, they had a bunch of people behind him. Yeah. So
he does he goes off he goes off. prompter for just a second. Oh,
and he starts to stammer. Oh, no, I've heard him stamp. Sorry.
Really? I said, like really? stammer stammer never heard of
such a thing.
So he starts to stammer. And this is the worst. I think I've
ever heard him do it. And so I'm gonna ring the bell as he
repeats himself every time he says the same word over and over
again. And and we try to keep count ready? Yep. Get it?
I want to tell everybody. I want to tell everybody here the
truth. You know, I know that. You know the politics for Obama
aren't always great in Tennessee. I understand that.
You know, but but but but, but I want everybody to just hear the
honest truth. I've run my last campaign so so I don't need to
spin here's the truth. Wow. Wow.
It was the worst ever, but it's also it's one performative after
another. Here's the truth. I want everyone know the truth. I
just want to say this and one thing if nothing is the truth,
but he's it's all performative, every single thing that comes
out of his mouth. Here he is trying to grab hold of the
situation. And I did not edit this. This stuttering is in real
time. Here we go.
I understand the lesson right? Hola. Hola. Hola. Hola. Hola,
young lady. Young lady don't just don't don't just don't just
don't just start yelling young ladies.
All the single ladies.
Sir Sir, sir, why don't you say sir, sir, why don't you sit down
to Lesson doesn't miss out And that's the store. Yeah.
I tried some Spanish yet. Oh,
what was that?
That was pretty sad. I speak zero Spanish, but yeah, he's
just gonna try some crap. I don't know what to do
here. Okay, can I just say this?
I believable
and the guy is on PBS like Oh, that's great, great idea.
I think you did that came to guy on PBS as an idiot. Yeah.
Does that kind of show you what else is going on on PBS?
Please? Wow. Yeah, that's the Clip of the Day. All right,
ready? I got a clip of the day. I mean, you can't beat that.
That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. And you got a
guy from PBS. lapping it up like a moron. Like I'd like a puppy.
Oh, that's all that's all. So ingenious. You're so inventive.
So smart. So good.
I think you did that game. I think you did that came. The guy
on PBS is an idiot. Because you would be too.
Yeah, of course. Except I'm not smart enough. I'm sitting here
in my underwear doing a podcast sweaty mom. Hey, Mom was looking
down on me. She's proud my poor boy she's sitting next to your
mom who's saying the same thing.
Now my mother's saying Yeah. This cabbage is no good
I already don't want it. I'll just post it on the blog and
everyone can cope lb. Woman.
My mom and I gave her a microwave. Get it out of this
thing out of here. It sparks sparks she put
her silver in it. Did you put her silverware in there for I
don't know it was sparking.
Okay, okay, Mom. I know.
It's uncanny. Your mom sounds just like me, me. I don't know
what's going on.
And I'm surrounded by women and thought that way.
And I'm very proud of that. And I'm proud of doing that with
you. John Charles Dvorak
is middle initials stands for cash.
In the South Pacific, it's called a lava lava. The man
dress Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I liked the idea of a
man dress and I'm going to see if I can order me a lava lava
and I'm going to wear it around to get a moomoo No, no, no. The
lava lava is good looking. Oh, bull crap. It's the Polynesian
dress. It's no it is it's also Samoan.
That's the reason yeah, I like it. la lava what's it called?
Man dress lava lava. It's a lava lava flowing lava lava clothing
let's hit lava love It's good stuff. And
yeah, this is what the Samoans wear because they can't really
get into pants.
Yeah. Oh and let me tell you I am here we go. I am looking
tight. Now with all that with that spin class going on.
Whether you should show it off some tight fitting clothes. Wear
a Speedo. What are you wearing lava lava.
speedos not a good look. Not a good look. No no speedos
with a codpiece should be looking great.
No, I'm gonna wear the lava so I can wear a tight lava lava.
So all these guys are wearing lava lavas which looks like a
piece of crap by the way. Oh, that's not true cheap looking
and then a white t shirt. That seems to be the or no top
you seem to think it's a real problem you seem to have a
problem with with men and dresses.
I think it's silly. Why? Because men because it looks silly. Have
you ever seen some of these pictures? Here's Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry. Crocs are the height of fashion I'm sorry John.
You're right.
What am I saying? Some some of my you don't even know this card
so this little I don't wear crocs by the way I've never
owned the brand. But they were You were focused people with
lava look away I'm looking at all these pictures a couple guys
golfing. They're wearing these things. And they both of them
have those crazy sand flip flops. So you're thinking so
this is going to be your look you're going to have a I'll
describe it you got some red lava lava, some flip flops, your
your calves hanging out a Hawaiian shirt that looks like
crap and a baseball cap. Unbelievable.
No, I think I can make it work for me in a different way. I
don't know how you just
stay at home. I challenge you to wear this outfit John farmers
market I will wear the
love. Oh by the way. I need to thank farmer Chris, the farmers
market. Hey, Farmer Chris. He is our biggest fan. Where's the
oryx? Now that's that's Sebastian the French guy. Don't
Don't Don't get me Started on Sebastian.
What happened? You guys brought back a little beef. Java beef.
What happened?
No nothing.
So did he do a full of friendship trick on you and sell
you something that wasn't worth the price?
No, he's just French. It's just
he tried to hit you with the red. No.
He's been gone. His wife has been manning the stall, and it's
been very pleasurable. No, I get along with her very nice, but he
was there the other day. And then he was like, Oh, before you
know, it's like 40 bucks and you got some mustard you didn't want
what the hell? I'm afraid to say no to him. Oh, so
he's a good salesman and you have no resistance to the
Frenchman
anyway, what I what I commit to I'm not going to wear the stupid
flip flops or the or the baseball cap but I think farmer
Chris and I will wear our lava lavas at the market. I'm not
worried about that at all. I think people will last a lot
people see you so not in touch with your with your just
manliness. It's like you think that because you wear a dress
like you're a woman all of a sudden. Yeah, no. Oh, shame on
you. Yes. You're gonna have panties. Wondering a bra.
Sure. Sad. Just sad boy. Yeah, you're sad. Hey, hey, man.
Hey, man. Let me hear yes, it's okay. I'm good with it.
Let me let me put let me take everyone out on a high note.
Okay.
All garter belt garter belt, and
I hope it didn't give you a bad visual.
You did not.
Throw, you know, a man dress. There's nothing wrong with it.
It's just the beginning of the end.
Well, I have to say,
let's put it nothing I haven't anticipated.
Well, let me throw some more on the fire than for you. By the
way.
At your age. Skipping is not an option. Don't skip down the
street with the restaurant. Well,
Mr. Putin first allowed Mr. Snowden to enter Russia and
remain at the airport. It was a clear poke in the eye of the
United States. By allowing him to leave the airport and remain
in Russia. He has taken the situation a step further and put
our relationship with Russia in even greater danger. Russia has
stabbed us in the back. And each day that Snowden is allowed to
roam free is another twist of the knife. Mr. Snowden likes to
portray himself as someone who practices civil disobedience
like Martin Luther King or Gandhi, but he's not. King and
Gandhi did not hurt people with their civil disobedience.
Snowden did by putting our security at risk. And others who
would practice you will
do so?
No, no, no, no, no. Wait, he went all Lucifer on me here.
I swear to you, I did nothing.
strongly believed in what they were doing.
Oh, wow. And this goes on for the rest of the clip.
I reset it. You can play a little more of it. Yeah, but I
reset it and I got I finally got it to work, right. But it was
just what it was feeding me.
Daniel Ellsberg leaked the Pentagon Papers. He had the
courage to stay in the country and defend what he had done. If
Mr. Snowden had the courage of him, sorry, Mr. Snowden has
doesn't get better. John, as I keep going like this
keeps going to kill it.
I'm gonna give the guy's name here. Bernard coupon. Hey, Adam.
I'm sure you noticed how JC D was very quick to mention what a
great journalist Glenn Greenwald is. This is only one of the
gazillion examples debunking this guy as the shill he is. Let
me tell you, it's time to face the facts. John actually does
have an agenda on top of it. It's a Jewish agenda. I got I
know this show is your sole income source. And you don't
want to get too controversial. But I also sense you are onto
what this is all about. So please don't be fooled by this
guy, John C. Dvorak. He is not what he claims to be. He asked
911 was a Mossad job and just
you've been uncovered, I've unmasked you.
Where's my check from the Mossad?
That's exactly what I wrote back to him. I said, Where's the
money?
Where's the money? Where's the money? Show us the movie the
money.
What is cheaper than mac and cheese? Pike is
picking up the cigarette butts from the street eating them.
Have no idea cash flow. Eat for the mac and cheese is that is
the question of the show.
Oh cat food, cat food.
cat foods pretty pricey. Now
you can get cat food for 69 cents a can. But let's say you
can't even afford cat food then we have this.
during tough economic times, many families are forced to give
up their pets because they can't afford to feed them,
but they can't afford to feed them. But a new programme could
help. It's called pet food stamps. The donation based
programme can help financially strapped families afford to buy
pet food and supplies. The organisation is open to anyone
in the US you just have to apply to see if you qualify.
I got a I got a I got a whole bunch of cats and dogs and home
food stamps please because
you get that clip you're killing me with the sense
from the newsman that CNN. So obviously people are rejoicing
like why Yeah, so hey, give me that jacket. Let me roll in the
cat here is over here. Yeah, we got a whole bunch of cats we're
taking care of I think I need some cat food stamps. Free
cat food stamps to buy the cat food then you eat it. Exactly.
That is pretty cheap.
Maybe maybe what I guarantee you the here's you want it you want
a meal for depression, cat food mac and cheese all in one. Like
we'll call it tuna Allah Cambay version of the package cheese to
Nala King. I'm gonna make this I'm gonna make this I'm gonna
serve it to my guests here. I'm gonna see if I can get away with
it. I am going to make the cat food mac and cheese.
And I know for a fact that I could pull that off. Sure, you
could. I mean, you're a better cook than I am. But I'd like to
try it I'd really like to try. And people be like, Wow, this is
really
wanted to retest it properly. I mean, instead of trying to you
know, use some, you know, aged cheddar from England and making
a fancy fancy pasta we
got we got to deal with the $1 box. Yeah, you have to
do with the $1 box and the cheapest cat food you can buy
that you probably have to buy it. I think you have to test
this part. You'll have this is my advice to you. You get you go
to the look for the 69 cent cat food and then you buy every type
of it. Yeah, you gotta test you gotta walk up and do a smell
test and the one that doesn't stink to high heaven is the one
you use in this dish. Yeah,
you know what, my hair will be all shiny. So, there must be
some kind of spice that we can use to cover up better than
ever. Well, there must be some Berber herb or spice that we can
use that
reversal herb for these sorts of things that that particular
thing. Herb I just marjoram marjoram. Yeah, I think marjoram
marjoram has become my choice.
What is marjoram? Yeah, marjoram. How do you spell that
ma R Jora M. and marjoram is sit somewhere in between the
qualities of oregano without the possibility oregano occasionally
depending on which oregano you have because they come from
different parts of the world. But oregano will occasionally if
you use just a pinch too much turn something bitter. It'll
turn like a spaghetti sauce bitter. If this works fine on
pizza. But with the spaghetti sauce, you have to be real
careful because it goes bitter. And then you have to fight it
you got to put honey and butter.
You screwed you screwed.
You can use this stuff by the handful by the bushel you could
take the jar of it and dump it in. And I buy it by two pound
batches marked by salad Herb
indigitous to Cyprus and southern Turkey. known to the
Greeks and Romans as a symbol of happiness. That's right. Happy
mac and cheese.
But the marjoram is a great great all purpose and when you
can get it fresh, even better.
Okay, so you think that's what I should be putting in the in the
cat food. I'm going to try
and kill basil to a
basil leaf. Here's here's what you do. Here's what you do. You
as you're serving as you're plopping out from a big vat,
this you have to make it look good, but it's a big vat or
vaginally something's got to be a fan or copper. Yeah, but
you're lopping out this cat food and mac and cheese and you say
Oh careful, there might be a bayleaf still in there. You know
what I mean? That kind of it's different
a basil leaf but a Bailey you get a basil leaf and put it on
top as a decoration, but you should probably put a bayleaf in
there and then oh, here it is.
Because it gives that kind of that whole
magic act.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for you to get the bayleaf you know
it's that little thing that I add to my tuna Allah King
You cannot find this statistic because it doesn't exist some
this is where I think the writers are sick of this guy.
Because the show is the highly, highly written. And I think one
of them just said, I've had it with this guy, he's an idiot.
And I'm gonna give him a little stat here and let's see what he
does with it
more as a health issue and not a not a criminal violation. And
frankly, the states are leading the way on this because they
can't afford to keep jailing these people.
Let me let me confront you with this. How many crimes of the
average drug addict commit according to a RAND study, the
average addict commits 11,000 crimes over a lifetime, chiefly
robbery and burglary to support his or her
teaching. Let's put him in rehab
after crime every day of his life
It says it right out of the prompter. Oh, that's fun.
11,000 and even Buchanan says, Wait a minute, just do the math
on this every single day. Hey, John. Here you go.
Well deserved Well played, sir. Well played. But here's a
classic Sharpton flub on this non interesting topic of news.
We're back with more on the continuing saga of Ted Cruz,
Canadian by birth, extremists by choice, just released his
Canadian birth certificate this weekend, starting talk over
whether he's eligible to run for president since his mother was
American experts agree Senator Cruz was a US senator from
birth. Eligible.
Here we go. A US senator from birth is what he was
an idiot. That's a good
one. And did you hear the latest Manning?
No. Besides the changing his name to Chelsea Clinton?
No, no, I mean, Reverend Manning Oh, the
No, I have I actually this is my day. You're stepping on my toes
here. Do you have a Manning? Do you have the MO but I mean, I go
back and hit the Well, every so often for
this one is classic. Only a black Reverend could say this.
And I just love this guy. The way he is just funny the way he
says stuff
that this man failed. We gave a black man. We gave a black man,
the highest prize in the universe. And then after that,
we gave him the Nobel Prize for Peace. Even though he didn't
earn it. We gave to him everything that he needed to
succeed. We gave him everything that he needed to succeed. We
gave them everything he needed to lead his people. We gave him
everything he needed to help black people. We gave them
everything he needed to change the world and the dynamics of
black people. We gave them everything to heal slavery, we
gave him the presidency. And we gave him the Nobel Prize for
Peace. We gave him everything. And the negative feel
like Richard Pryor, the guy
is phenomenal.
Yeah, you're right, man, man, he's
only got to get away with it. Now.
Within minutes of the attack, 90, I think to be precise, maybe
slightly shorter. All right.
Hold on a second. When you're lying. This is not how you do
it. John F. Kerry. So the he's supposed to say. But what he's
trying to communicate is that within minutes of the attack,
social media, the word is media exploded. But he's tripping over
himself so poorly, that he has to say 90 To be precise, or kind
of something like that. This is a man whose lie
every geographical point of impact. And that is concrete.
Within minutes of the attack, 90, I think to be precise, maybe
slightly shorter. The social media
exploded, and he says the social media, the social media space,
so he's upset with himself. So he can't even say social media.
Its social media
is slightly shorter. The social media exploded with horrific
images.
And then it just goes on and on with the same talking points.
Now of course, we know that he's lying. And Putin knows he's
lying to and says it.
Russian President Vladimir Putin flatly called Secretary of State
John Kerry a liar for telling Congress on Tuesday that al
Qaeda enjoys less sway over the Syrian rebel forces than it used
to. We communicate with US officials and assume that they
are decent people. Very lies Oh, Finley and he knows that he
lives. This is sad. This
is sad. The Syrian Ambassador actually is on to your theory
about this
on purpose, whether they are Republicans or Democrats. I
mean, here I'm referring to the hardliners in the Congress and
the Senate. They are they want Obama to have his hands to have
blood on his hands the way George Bush had it. In Iraq.
Barack Obama, put an end to the American military presence in
Iraq. Barack Obama promised to withdraw from Afghanistan,
Barack Obama got the Nobel Prize Laureate, Barack Obama went to
Congress to address the Arab and Islamic vote. And he said there
that there will be no more wars. Where is this Barack Obama? Yes,
that's a very good question. In the fridge, is it a fridge in
the basement?
Because of just the chat room when something is wrong, and
you're asking, there are people in there who are very helpful
and have a lot of expertise, but in between all of the unplugging
for 30 seconds? G jiggle the handle all these extremely
funny, funny funny, it's just so funny. People couldn't just like
shut up for one second. So the people actually knew something
could could post some information. And
because of that, jiggle the handle
it that's an oldie but goodie, isn't it?
You hadn't known and you really do like this? Oh, no. I've heard
it so many times in the chat room, but it's not funny any me
anymore to jiggle the handle.
Hey, man, I heard that you like using gas. Yeah, so yeah, okay.
Okay. So now we now Now this, of course explodes. We've got to
Well, I have to play McCain. Because there was just too
funny.
So I applaud the president's decision. And I appreciate it.
But the present United States and better understand that just
supplying weapons is not going to change the equation on the
grounds of the balance of power. These people we need more of the
Free Syrian Army need weapons. This by the way, is the al Qaeda
he's now saying
essentially, it's al Qaeda these people on the ground al Qaeda
when they take over the place you'll McKenna be the first to
say I don't know how this happened.
This happened. All right. Listen, he wants them to have
weapons Yes. And heavy weapons heavy weapons like damn, hey,
Muhammad, this weapon heavy him on
the counter tanks and aircraft. Oh, they need a no fly zone and
the Bashar Assad's air assets have to be taken out and
neutralised. We can do that without risking a single
American aeroplane. We
can how do we do that? John? Do you know how we do that? You are
of course a defence
not instantly some sort of electronic being Now
if only it were that cool. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's very
obvious do
it by cratering the runways with cruise missiles, moving the
Patriot missiles closer to the border and protecting a safe
zone.
I think the guy is jerking off way says this He is totally out
of control. He's He's like hot Ford. We can crater their
runways.
This is Oh god. Hold on a second almost. Oh, yeah.
ICBMs. Baby. The Russians
are gonna like this a lot. Yeah, well
organise where they can work where they can coordinate with
the civilian side, oh, civilian side, what? The Syrian National
Army. And they can have a chance of success.
All right. Now, before we I just have to get to a point that I
want to hear all kinds of stuff,
which you ignore the stacks of dead bodies without a mark on
him?
When I heard this, I'm like, Would you do it the stacks of
dead bodies?
Would you ignore stacks of dead bodies without a mark on him?
And he's
he's trying to, like make it that it's so ridiculous that
he's laughing about it. But I'm not buying it. I think he's
generally garnering some pleasure from this. He's like,
he's not getting
would you ignore that? It's already been established that as
many as 10 times at least and many as 30 were chemical weapons
have already been used. There's no doubt about that. Oh, deserve
any doubt? Absolutely. He did it for a Yeah, I
couldn't tell if you were Piers Morgan, and you were
fortunately, I'm sorry. So here's the here's the thing if
that he's asserts that they've already been used. And again,
there's 30 incidences are what I don't know what the hell he's
talking. Nobody knows. Any of this is true. How come that
wasn't the red line. How come that's now
John. Okay. Look, you and I are not going to have this
discussion. All right, we're not going to actually try and put
any any any any kind of logic into it. Just know please. Okay.
All right. All right. All right, quick statement we're done with
Hey, can I like kind of the Pierce is his job is to say, how
can you be 100%? Sure that's his only job and McCain forgets that
Pierce is supposed to do that. Here's why
I can because we know he's already used them. So why
wouldn't he use them again? in larger quantities?
I am more playing devil's advocate, to be honest, to be
honest with you this agreement but let me
know not John, we discussed Pierce would play devil's
advocate then you answer to ease up buddy.
I will ask you one question says how can you be 100% Sure. On the
evidence that we've seen that it wasn't a rogue element of the
rebels deliberately letting off chemical weapons to try and lure
America into a trap? That is an argument some people are putting
forward
again pigs flies I'm
only only Floyd shows the pigs flies what he said, Well, I'll
tell you about sick the whole educational side of the of the
equation like for example, the public broadcasting group has a
series now I wanted to get a I should get out maybe get a clip
for the next show. On sex with sex and animals, most of the sex
with animals. Is their showing their masturbating an animal
screen? No, no, no, no,
no. Do you have a clip?
No. I get the clip for the next show. What kind of animal it was
a porcupine? No.
Gotta be very careful doing that. Yeah, he's gonna hurt
yourself. Why? Why were they doing this to show
that he had a two headed dick. It was disgusting. I had to turn
the show off. I mean, it was all they had all these animals
having sex. And then they jerked off some poor porcupine who dude
the guy claims enjoyed it. And I'm thinking this is bestiality.
It's illegal. How is this not be sociality?
It makes? No sense unless you specifically want to be caught.
Right? Okay. So what is your conclusion then? Why why did
he didn't have anything on this was another Glenn Greenwald the
branding exercise? Yeah, seriously, he got on some shows
again. Now you got on Anderson Cooper, and it made a big stink.
I think the British were completely taken in by it. And I
think the reason for keeping him for nine hours was I think the
reason you do that in this case, because you know, he had thumb
drives, he probably I'm assuming they hope to get him to take a
crap just in case he had a thumb drive off his butt. And they
could get it out of the shit and so they probably probably did
take a crap and they probably fish through his dung dung and
they got embarrassed by this. So Glenn Greenwald had a big laugh
on that. That was never discussed. Hey, hey baby. How
did you have fun
this is one of our producers was watching Disney Jr. with his
human resource who is to
two year olds would like that channel of course.
And here is there's a little toy involved but it's a family and
this is I don't have the name of the spot but have a listen
be inspired with Disney Jr. to salute those who serve our
country just like Riley's dad,
daddy, then the air force in the Air Force. All of our equipment
running and all of the jets in the air. Clean free dad and add
a cow I left him with Skype almost every morning me and the
kids.
But you got to back it up. I like to play with my dad and
call him a Russian because that would
be inspiring. think you nailed it like Riley's dad, daddy.
Okay, my
dad is in the air force
in the Air Force. My husband keeps all of our equipment
running and all of the jets in the air. Clean fleet Dad and I
let him play. I think you're right. I call it Russia. Almost
every morning.
Spy
my daddy makes me proud. There are lots of brave people my
daddy makes me proud who protect our country even Doc as a pal
she's extra proud of ready to serve.
To sacrifice that's the best kind of tweet. Be inspired with
dogs and Disney Jr. Just saying thanks to those that keep our
country safe.
No, there's no militarization taking place. Nothing bothers me
what bothers me the most? This is all you know, just uh, I
don't know what the point of any of this is. These little kids
aren't paying Attention. McDonald's makes
a lot of money in Russia. I think it's time to kick them
out. Ban that's exactly what Russia is doing.
The production and sales of some of McDonald's products is likely
to be banned and Russia. legal sanctions may affect
cheeseburgers and royal cheeseburgers. fillet of fish
chicken burgers, ice cream with their fillings and milkshakes.
Did you do the
bare filling?
I heard an ice cream,
an ice cream with feral
fish, chicken Barghest ice cream with bare fillings. Asked what
kind of a hamburger is the royal ice cream with bear feelings
Hold on a second.
I took my motorcycle up to Tahoe, the CDB Kings II up there
to see BB King and I figured I'd gamble Wow. And how old were
you? I don't remember 24 Something like that. You have
like long flowing hair and I have very thin hair. I
still have the pretty much the hair. It was the motorcycle kind
of motorcycle.
I was a Kawasaki triple. Anyway rice burner okay. Oh is fast.
Here would I forgot too long. I get the split ends and make my
face itch. So I never could go really long hair is driving me
nuts. So I go up there and I go to the tables before the
concert. And I when I don't know to $300 When I saw that. That is
spending the night I'm going to come back after the BB King
concert I go watch and I had a great seat is right in front. It
was like a lounge Jack BB King and we were doing blow or just
drinking. No scotch,
no weed.
I'm on a motorcycle. It's bad enough with a big gouges in
highway 80 that you get killed just driving back. So I say the
concerts around me and I say hell with it. I'm driving home.
I'll save the hotel cost and I'll just drive home. So it's
it's not quite snowing, but it's below zero. So it's freezing.
You're aware that it's snowing.
And it's but I'm gonna get there it says once I get down the
hill, it's not going to be snowing for long. Wow. And so I
start to get what do you call when you get too cold? It's
called hypothermia. Hypothermia, I start getting hypothermia. And
so I'm driving a Lambo a little and so I go into a gas station
and make the mistake of warming up which is you know, cuz you
gotta be cold yet. You want to kind of keep you you don't want
to go warm, cold, warm, cold. So I got so I started shivering
like a maniac after I left the gas station after I've warmed up
and just went straight west. So I started driving on the
entrance. There is a beautiful woman hitchhiking I mean,
dynamite you guys she was dressed up in a lot of years and
you can just see your face is fantastic. And so she said
shaking, and I pull over to ask her if she wants to go but
I am so polar freezing I say to her and she takes a look at me
like I'm a crazy guy.
She pulls out her gun. She knows she slowly walks backwards like
Homer Simpson says no. And I realised that I said fuck it.
And you said yeah. guy couldn't talk.
How to pick up chicks by John C. Dvorak where the C stands for
chick magnet.
So that was
sure it wasn't the ludes
nine balloons No, no, I love this clip play it
among the five senses, what do you prefer to have? If you can
only have one? And while
I love that, would you like me to repeat the question?
Thank you for that wonderful question. If I have two out of
five senses. See, we can see it is the best that we can ever
see. Because seeing is believing and believing into what you see
is perfect. And out of all our senses. Seeing really do you
want to call because
I love at the end of the
clip you got to look at it and the show knows she answers
whatever her answer is and then she like immediately like
structure stuff and throws out our chest.
Like look at me. Wasn't that good?
Yeah, I wish we had a better I wish it was so less echoey
the this the only one I have We need more
of these sorts of clips
why
I think that the best of course I'm looking for the clip and I
just make my lips
I haven't you heard myself do that but I still have not heard
the Yes No. Coming out of my own mouth I'll let you know when the
yes no hits I used to always let me know but I don't know why I
can't hear it. I have this
one for you though this was interesting notice that is Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah guy with lipsmacking Yeah, that's
great.
I busted you. I didn't I thought you were this was
original. Okay.
It's like Yelp. I've got reviews for every
like, a man,
this stuff was nasty.
Yeah, there was
some of that.
Today I'm taking an action fully within my legal authority. The
same kind of action taken by Democrats and Republican
Presidents before me to spare the lives of two turkeys, mac
and cheese. What?
You know what,
in fact, later this afternoon, Michelle, Malia and Sasha and I
will take two turkeys that didn't make the cut to a local
food pantry. That works hard year round to make sure that
folks in our nation's capitol have food and clothes to food
aid and clothes to wear
didn't make what is what he said there is that they're they're
wearing turkeys. Yes, I listened to it a couple of times. Okay,
hold on, hold on. So they can wear them
around to make sure that folks in our nation's capital have
food and clothes to food aid and close to where
Hey,
she said he says he's taken the turkey homeless shelter so they
can get the eat and clothes to wear. Yes, John. That's
what he said. I know I heard it. I heard it. I get it very funny.
Senator Marco Rubio is expected to pound the eastern seaboard
sometime earlier tonight. Windows are being boarded up and
grocery stores are virtually empty as Marco Rubio threatens
everything in his past.
Michelle Bachman is on the way, folks, and specifically the eye
of Michelle Bachman will be hitting Florida in a few hours.
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is incredibly dangerous if you
value your life. Please seek shelter from the shell bomb.
Senator David Vitter is turning out to be one of the hugest and
costliest disasters in American history.
Literally lifting boats out of the water and tucking them onto
the land.
In New Orleans. The
levees that were built to stop hurricane Colin
Peterson have been obliterated. I'm here in the North here with
Speaker John Boehner is really doing a number on this
coastline. John Bay Area is just destroying this town.
Local animal shelters are under pressure as 1000s of animals
have been displaced or killed by Governor Rick Perry to take care
of me.
This is the best commercial I have seen in a long time, John,
it's great and it just goes on. I mean, it's better when you see
the videos because they really did the whole like the whole
newscaster thing right the whole I would love to have a hurricane
named after me. That'd be great.
Yeah, it would be but Tip of the Week by the way he accepted the
day hit it. Really? I never seen this as it's hilarious.
Well, that's very kind of you. I don't know if I deserve it. But
I'll take it of course Adam curries I
like us on Facebook. You can make it edible but you have to
actually go out of your way. It's not like something that's
naturally tasty. It's you know, if you beat it up and cook it in
bacon fat and you sweat and put a lot of nuts in it, and then
you really disperse you got to parboil it to beat it beat it up
so you can actually chew it then you cook and bake and fat and
get this bacon a greasy GABA goo, or fry it. Deep fat fry it.
So it's like a crunchy potato chip. You can choke it down.
Your parboil the kale of five minutes so you can beat it up a
little bit. Take all the stringy stems and stuff out and then you
cook it in bacon fat, you know as much and with bacon chips in
there, maybe throw in some walnuts and then and then choke
it down low still warm.
Have more kale, have more kale, have more kale, have more kale,
have more kale, have more kale. You Have you have you have more
kale. Alright sir. Sir cyber?
Yeah, it seems as if the whole show is to promote kale. Yeah,
well,
maybe it worked.
About last month we did that show about the meat. Making
meat. Yes. And the genic probably carcinogenic and it was
we traced it back depending on whose theory it was your theory
dedza The Global warmists in mind more to the vegans, vegans.
Vegans,
but for the same outcome global warming.
The irony is that a lot of vegetarians and kale eaters do
that bacon grease version of the dish. What are they going to do
now?
Oh,
you're totally screwed. Because the only good way you can eat
kale is by cooking and bacon. I think they should put some key
Nhuan there at the rethink their bacon.
Some keen wha juice. That'll work.
Oh my gosh. Can you see that juice? All right. Yeah, that was
fun. That was good show. It was fantastic. I really enjoyed
that. I No idea. We're so funny. Actually. You're funny. You're
funny, too. Yeah, you've
got it. Sometimes I miss. You're funny. It's so funny. But I'm
doing another thing.
I'm trying. Yeah, well, actually, the goal of being
funny is to get the other guy not to notice. Right. So the
audience laughs Yeah. And they ended up with a really monster
they're laughing at you
man. You mean that one time where like you were pretending
to knock and I thought someone was really knocked out was
probably
ever done. Alright, everybody was organic by the way like the
kale.
We will return on Sunday with the triple seven the big triple
seven epitope. Please remember I said before I got org slash na.
And it was probably hopefully people are inspired to do more
of these. It is it is interesting when you pull one
topic out doesn't just have to be comedy. It could be anything.
Yeah.
Coming to you for competence or with core core core education.
Common Core, Common Core Common Core. That's
tired coming to you from FEMA
Region six and the capital the drone star states in the
morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley. I'm John C. Dvorak.
We will be back on Sunday with triple seven. Right here. I know
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