Get back to what you're supposed to do slave, Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak.
Sterling September 10 2015 time once again via Gitmo nation
media assassination episode 755. This is no agenda broadcasting
live from FEMA Region six in the capital, the drone Star state
your polymath of podcasting in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam
curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where my cell phone battery is
dead. I'm John C. Dvorak. Hill.
That's right. Every hour eight after eight to eight on the
eights we give you, uh, John C. Dvorak cell phone battery status
update.
Battery go down on a cell phone.
It's been a long time since that happened. But so, is it dead
dead or just not charged? It's not charged now. Well. Gee.
Okay. Well, it seems we're starting off with that. John.
Let me say,
Apple, hail apple.
Hail Apple to you and hail apple. Everybody else? Yeah, I
know. You watched I know you watch.
That's where I kind of screwed up in the newsletter.
You know, I like Andrew Horowitz but I don't know if we should be
you know, linking to the default Dvorak Horowitz unplugged show
to our no agenda donors. That was a bit
well, it actually went to the right account. Because those
five or six years ago when we started off, I only had one Pay
Pal account and they all went into the same one. The horror
was part was taken out and still is as not in there anymore. And
but there's still these old links. And so if anyone donates
to that link, that particular link, which I put in the
newsletter accidentally, it'll go into the no agenda, old bank
account I
have I have to save you know, this is I think the first
mistake like this in the newsletter and I know how many
we've sent.
But Well, the reason I mentioned it, I was very embarrassed. I
may tell you if people can use that link I'd rather you not use
the first link in the last newsletter. There's another link
down at the bottom that's correct. But it still goes into
the it still goes into the same bank accounts. But what it was
happening is I was watching that stupid Apple thing. Apple hail
Apple while doing the newsletter. Hey,
wait a minute. We're doing tech news right off the bat early on.
Then we might want this at hail apple. Well, you started with
your phone battery being empty. Right who's
right who's dead batteries on phones? That's
right everybody. What the hell was that? That wasn't my
technique. Wow. I don't know. I don't know where that came from
Beach Boys doing tech news.
No, we're nowhere I watched it.
In your trailer. No.
in the car on the way to San Antonio.
You're going to send it okay. Yeah, for my with my territory.
How can you watch the road?
I was only glancing once in a while. Oh, but you know what,
these guys gonna get killed? No, no, the curry Devorah consulting
group needs to step in. When did these guys lose the whole idea
that this is a show and it just turns into moronically scripted
bad actor reading you know, marginally interesting demo
fest.
Worst thing is like, Hey, man, you gotta tuck your shirt in or,
or no way I see. I'm wearing it out shirt tucked in. So let's
not talk in our shirts. Man. Okay, man, you gotta wear like
monochrome or you're gonna wear like flannel. I think we should
go in monochrome and I get to read
what I love is that everything that was being predicted was
wrong. You know, the Apple TV you know? Did will suck is no
good. It's just gonna be like big memory. And what was the
other thing I was noticing? Oh, there will be no tab no pen with
the tablet with the with the Pro. Well, and that was
partially true because it's an Apple Pencil.
One of the Johnny I have the right up to the end. These guys
who are predicting all this said they will not they're going to
roll out they're not going to do anything with the new iPad. It's
going to be in October. Right. Right to the very end. Yeah,
right. Yeah. Yeah, although I'll say I'm gonna have to, you know,
I'm a big guy. I'm big on time saving, you know, repetitive
tasks, if you can remove those is particularly when it comes to
communications like email, and I have was it maybe it was at Phil
Schiller and who's the other guy the guy whose name I can never
remember the thin face guy. You know, I mean, Tim Cook. Yeah,
the No, not Tim. Not Tom Collins. The other guy the
Moriarty. What's his name? Anyway? No
idea what you're talking doesn't
match go on? Yeah, so he's showing things that are
repetitive tasks in in iOS email. February in February,
that guy, February he and I do the exact same thing where you
know, you click on an email, I don't want to deal with it now
that Mark unread marking a flag, go back, you know, it's all the
time. That's 15 seconds. Now you do owe 100 of those. It's real
time. I know I'm a busy guy.
I use squirrel mail. Yeah. Yeah,
I know. And then you're always great at answering email. But
it's 15 so they have a they have a fix for it. Which is will only
work on the the iPhone six s with that peek and poke thing.
So curse you. I think I have to get that because that is
something that will save me time. Everything else is
bullcrap. Stupid watch. Oh, we don't have any time for
financial updates or updates and how we're doing because we got a
lot because you suck. Because the watch sucks. You know, you
know what? You know what it broadbands to get new bands for
the watch.
You know what? I'm telling you? This is a company whose
executives are on coke. Well, I'm telling you
the accusation. I didn't see any of them go into their nose or
scratching. No, now it's pop in there. No, I think
they were coked up in this. Now they were cooked up in the
meetings about the products
telling you I'm telling you get cooked up. They have the
earmarks and there's no earmarks.
Okay, well, I want you to pay attention next time.
I think they're just, they're just diluted. I don't think he's
got any drug involvement. Okay. I have sources. Source you do
not okay.
I don't have sources. All right. I don't
m&a. You should have seen the piles. Say hello to my little
friend.
They had the Apple logo made out of coke man. It was fucking
awesome. What else can you explain all this craziness for
at least something my mother would say.
And they stealing all the toilet paper. I know that's a Chinese.
Now but it's if every single time. It was like we're I'm very
excited. This is the script is
to say everything. It's amazing. They said amazing on Tim Tim
Collins Cook said Oh, man. He actually did a three syllable.
Amazing. Oh, man.
I wish I had a clip that yeah, I should I should have clipped it
too. I did have a couple of I did have one clip, but I
really don't know. And then and then I'm looking at this Apple
TV. I'm like, it's basically a podcasting thing is Yeah, with
apps and everything. Yeah. And I agree. Apps are the future of
television. Pale apple. We have 3d Touch. Hey, baby. I want to
show you my 3d Touch come over here. Oh, yeah, hold on. See
that logo on the table. That's not a logo. Ah, anyway, I want
to thank you, John. DS view. You kept on it long enough. And
finally. Now I had a meet. So coming back from Galveston,
where I think we had a pretty successful show from the Nether.
I love laundry taster.
I thought it was I thought it was it was pretty good. Yeah.
And I'm pretty happy with it got a whole bunch of jingles for
let's say I love laundry. Rob There's a whole bunch of things
from run them all.
When needed when Yeah,
well I was going to talk about the I love laundry tour so I of
course the storage place where I where I store the trailer. Al
was closed on Labour Day. That makes total sense you're going
to use it but you know so that to bring it back on Tuesday, and
I had a meeting with Sir Jean and in in Austin and what I'm
going to do so I decided to stay at a at a koa KLA campground of
America camping site and
two big chains. Yep. And I like koa there. That's actually not
really a chain. I don't think they I think it's only
independently owned. Yeah, you just get licenced so you can be
in there guy.
Yeah. I think there are some standards you have to adhere to.
They probably check them out.
And I'm sure
they got this great spot at the KOA and Bastrop historical
Bastrop
they have a great spot at the cola and bass drops best
drop with a P drop. Yeah, historical rock historical
backdrop. Okay, but it was really exciting. It was very
exciting. Here's what was great. So Tina had to work so you know
She went home and then you went it alone. I went it alone,
single handed. And I took my time figuring out all the gizmos
in the trailer such as the sound system and I figured out how to
get the the TV over the speakers and I got a, a Roku stick and
then you know, Everything's all set up. I got me a six pack of
shiner, like, okay, and I binged on the first six episodes of Mr.
Robot. Holy crap,
I told you.
I know, you told me and I thank you for that. This is B this is
this is the television event of 2015 I think so too. This is on.
And it resonated so deeply with me certainly when, you know when
Elliott, the protagonist is talking about, you know, how we
as people, just like computer systems have bugs and we have
demons that are running waiting for some some event to take
place. It was so profound that it actually became a major topic
in my therapy session.
Yeah, I think they're talking to me directly through the
television. Hey,
did you talk to my therapist and the the idea of what the matrix
is of course the matrix has all this you know, so called Money
belief system, which is all just data I'm not going to spoil
anything but I recommend everybody who who listened to no
agenda watch this show and I got it on. I think part of the
reason why I didn't watch it because like he was a network, I
just wanted to purchase it and watch it and Amazon has it so
you can buy the whole season in one go. And watch it so I
haven't watched it all. Because you know, we've had prep for the
show, but I easily could have just gone for gone on forever
and just watch the whole
thing. Well, like luckily it's only 10 episodes so I'm gonna go
but it's really really good. Really, really good.
Well, a couple of things you should know. First of all, the
creator of the show says that the first season which is the
one you're going through is all exposition. There is no plot
until Season Two well there
is a plot. No, the plot is to is to bring down an evil quarter.
Now this is all exposition. So get this there's even more
coming it's gonna be much better slide
actual plot. My goodness story with twists and turns.
But the idea of this Yeah, so first of all, the human being
has a computing system with demons that are running in the
background, which of course is just like your demons and you
had all these metaphors, which I really liked a lot. But then you
know, the it's very much the guy kind of lives in there's no
agenda world but you see all the bullcrap everything's shite it's
all make believe it's all pretend and everybody's happy
and all fuzzy and posting all you know about the great lives
on the face page and everything. And it's, it's very much how I
think all the time. It was a little disconcerting thing, huh?
Effects on the way back from San Antonio.
You've disconnected yourself from the phone. That's a huge
deal. Those people that you see him they discussed this on the
TV. They say Oh, I feel naked without my phone. I have to have
my phone I don't have my phone. I don't know what to do it on my
phone and on my phone. Right? So that's a big deal. Yeah,
but the concept of money but also what is really important in
life and along the way I have this ritual because you know, I
take Jr Adam who is the younger me I'm working on him in the my
therapy. And I take him out I treat him to junk food on the
way home.
And the way you rationalise this this is very funny. What do you
mean rationalise irrational lysing eating junk food is some
form of therapy? Yes, exactly. Yes. I'm going to McDonald No, I
went to Burger King just just to show myself that I can do it.
No no Jr. Adam wanted to go to Burger King.
Burger. He was better it's it's grilled subsidies.
It's and it's Yeah, it is better. And it's one of the off
the highway a kind of an older and older
was burgers like both the burgers at him. McDonald's
Burger King to both the burgers and the buns are about 30% wood.
Yeah. And isn't a silicon and silicon in that are? Yeah,
actually on the way down to on the way over to Galveston. We
had a Dairy Queen. Burger. Those are good. I like dairy. Dairy
Queen burgers. Good. Yeah, I like that.
Get a cone, but
cone of burger dairy cream from Rob burger in a cone. Anyway, I
haven't a Dairy Queen burger. And if you've not all the Dairy
Queens are quite the same. It's a funny kind of a franchise, but
the ones that some of them make an outstanding burger. I have to
agree.
Sir I'm at the Burger King and it's not very full. And I'm just
sitting down. And then one of the employees like Hello, excuse
me, sir, sir, sir. Yeah. Is that red truck Eorzea of red trucks
in Britain? No, who has a red truck who has a red truck who
has now while this is happening, just out of the peripheral my
peripheral vision, there's this kind of homeless guy who just
comes in, and he's all dishevelled, he's really effed
up looking. And you know, he doesn't look healthy. And I'm
just kind of looking at him at the corner of my eye. And I know
everyone else saw him. And I'm just wondering, you know, how
this is, what his story is, but he doesn't look good. And then
you know, this employee who's running truck and this truck is
this and someone goes, he has marriage. I just got a complaint
about your dog, your dogs in there and that maybe can bruise
I was thinking how fucked up is the world? But there's a
freaking out about a stupid Chihuahua dog in a truck. And
meanwhile his actual human being in distress sitting right there
and no one cares. They step right over him. Because we hold
the dog we got to complain about the dog or your truck is barking
I can see the red truck the windows were down the dogs get
his head out there. It was raining. It wasn't like
raining the dog had his head out the window and they were worked
out Yeah.
And wow, you people are in the matrix.
And other than some as Nagar deluded, yes. Diluted is the
word Correct. Well, talking about dilute and since you're
talking about food, I have a clip. Okay. So there's there's
this guy this this this supposedly very credibly famous
chef and I suppose he knows how to cook well. named Dan Barber
who's done it did a pop up restaurant. But let's share this
story by going to a new joint venture using the PBS NewsHour
plus NPR. And they do this idiot chef Dan Barber intro with the
vocal fry. Well, no, no.
Oh, no. Now to our latest instalment in our occasional
series that we're calling food glorious food
when they say occasional series. That means it's filler that's
been sitting on the shelf and they didn't know they were just
like a minute short. In the in the D block. Yeah, yeah. Well,
it just wouldn't people know it's how it works and broadcast.
Now to our latest instalment in our occasional series that were
calling food glorious food. We've been looking at efforts to
reduce food waste and to use it more productively. During our
reporting earlier this year we dropped in on noted chef Dan
Barber who had just launched a pop up restaurant in Manhattan.
He was showcasing how good food could be created from
ingredients we normally toss out. Allison Aubrey of NPR took
a look at what was on the menu and Barbara's approach. This
story is part of the news our is ongoing collaboration with NPR,
ordering a salmon an eggplant egg and ending a burger
dumpling.
At 7pm The kitchen was working at full throttle and the
restaurant was packed the main draw. Think of it as Michelin
starred waste. That's what Chef Dan Barber was serving up at his
Tony Greenwich Village restaurant for $15 A plate
barbers restaurant Blue Hill, underwent an eco makeover of
sorts every night for three weeks. He transformed food trash
into treasure and COVID waste.
Get out a nice burger bun so we can finish that place.
On the menu, a juice called cheeseburger. I really like your
burger
in the morning. This is Sir Jeff Smith. Saying say no to vocal
fry the more you know in the morning the burger burger the
burgers made from the stuff they throw away from the juice bar
you know the goop the deal is not the deed the pope yeah but
pulpy goop is was not even goop it's dry it's or the dry, dry
dry. So that so the whole place is using tossed away stuff to
make this these little dishes and displaces packed. And so
when again to get to part two, which is the idiot New York City
chef. And if you can just listen to the ingredients when they're
describing it. Describe it to these people. They're serving
this too. And this place is packed with all these typical,
you know upper mobile New Yorkers whose bags, douche bags,
draped with a white fabric that farmers use on their crops. As a
cover to fend off pests that tables were lit up with tallow
candles, which is rendered the fat this is the Ebola
girl isn't it?
Sounds like Yeah, I think she is Yeah, so we basically made it
bras that was fortified with flat here.
Michael Perillo and Margie and Verve just finished a dumpster
dive salad made with bruised apples and pears salvaged from a
food processor. In the neighbourhood, and what's in
that dressing water leftover from canned chickpeas, and as
you are tasting it, were you thinking this is leftover from
an industrial food processor? How was it? Surprisingly good?
Yeah, delightfully surprisingly good. It's great. It's sort of
shabby chic Shabbos ordered a dish called dog food aid from
animal organs that are usually discarded but
we plan to honour the dog food we made a last minute turn in a
different direction. The other idea is to look at some of these
ingredients like this and others that you're going to see later
tonight and start to think about it in the context of where were
we with sushi 30 years ago right I mean anyone who was going out
to have a sushi dinner they're using crazy meat like eating
insects today, right sushi 30 years ago is the insects of
today.
Okay, sushi is the insect of today
this bull crap
hold on let's just do the let's do the jingle come on
sushi 30 years ago, I never thought and it was expensive as
it is today. It's a it's a luxury item. It's not the bugs
of today. It was the bugs of any year and then the Japanese have
been eating for aeons. And I suppose you can say some some
African tribes or maybe Indians in California use the larva. But
this is just nuts.
You can sell anything to anybody when they live in the matrix.
No, I'm gonna see if that was the day. That's not That's not I
thought I had the Ebola girl. Well, it's coincidental that you
bring up food. I received a number of emails from our
producers out there and get mo nation who are and they weren't
defensive about it. They said just so you know me I grew up
eating squirrel. I like squirrel. You know we still eat
squirrel. Bo lots of people eaten squirrel.
Yeah. Southern recipes. The main ingredient in burgoo, which is a
form of stew and use do the squirrel is do the squirrel is
it's gonna be tastes a lot like rabbit.
But the report that you had where they cooked up oh, I can't
even get my fork into it. I mean, this is because it's
clearly bullshitter it is bullshit and you'd be they
really can't call courts just bullcrap and the same bull crap
on
br The guy is like a writer that oh, he's
British way out of a British right? Yeah. Okay, then this
report from the UK of Gitmo nation East make sense, right
eyed and bushy tailed. I'm referring, of course, to John
metric, the high peak butcher whose latest delicacy is flying
off the shelves and his customers are going nuts for
them.
The Bakers are always mad when I said can we got the squirrels
and make them into a pie but they've been really struggling
to try and keep up with demand. True to form though, and the
squirrel is dividing opinion. Squirrels are seen as cute
little animals, which they are but then on the other hand,
we've got the older people who've had experiences where
squirrels have done damage to the trees in the garden or
they've gone into the loft and damaged cables and insulation
and things and and they don't others you know, they have a
different viewpoint.
I'll say that of course we have to have man on the street or man
in the shop as it were about the squirrel. Oh my oh my squirrel
you didn't squirrel pie. That may if using grey squirrels that
have been professionally killed in North Lancashire and Cumbria.
Around 200 Squirrel and vegetable pies have been sold
since John started selling them last month, fresh from the oven
and it's three a day who gives a crap about these not even three
days. What are these statistics? I'm afraid to taste test. I
can't say two sides, because I've never tasted like it I like
it. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's
like a like a transsexual or it's possible this girl looks
just like a squirrel. Squirrel to Cat transgendered. And with a
description like that, I had to find out for myself now if our
fearless reporter is going to try squirrel boy
just get a bit of a game there is gaming we didn't know we
don't need to convince me
it's just always a game and it goes on and on and on. Like to
keep playing it now that goes on and on and on. Squirrel
sold three a day
you know people need to get used to this because this clearly is
being done because you know people are hungry. This is a
global depression. No one wants to admit it.
I know I got the next I get the next thing on the stairs
stairway to hell. Okay, more food to be poor and we sold a
bill of goods on eating rat and mice. Hmm. Probably rat more in
mice because there's not a lot of meat on Yeah, the
rabbit has much more going for it.
Yeah, there's bigger. Yeah. Caesar butcher. Get the liver
out Ah fricassee of rat liver room. Hmm
I wouldn't biting my mind. I'll beat anything, I guess. Kinda.
No, you won't. Yeah, well, yeah, neural scenes either had raw sea
cucumber.
I would eat it.
There's a lot of stuff I won't eat. I mean, I'm pretty
eclectic. I will eat most everything, but there's some
stuff I just won't eat. Okay, name it. I can't think of
anything. Like kidneys generally because nobody knows how to cook
them correctly.
I like kidneys if they're done properly, like kidneys. I like
a couple of things. I just don't like monkey brains. Monkey
Brains. I won't eat because it's not a healthy thing, right? It's
getting get Kourou.
Do you remember the the video of this? Here's a here's a
throwback, faces of death. Do you remember that video?
Yeah, I do. That's an old that was a very famous it was the
first viral video of our age. Exactly, exactly what it was all
you had to pay?
Well, no, you'd get a copy, you get a VHS copy of a copy of a
copy. But
that's an old growing hairs thing. That's the great thing
about digital. That doesn't happen anymore. And
it wouldn't sync up, you know, rear anyway, faces of death. Was
this, this video that when I was a kid that passed around, like,
have you seen faces of death? No. Now, if you saw people
dying, but then there was this one scene near the end where
there was, it was, I think a Japanese restaurant in Japan or
maybe was China. I don't recall. If it was a round table in the
middle. There was a hole and then they'd stick a monkey up
there who was not dead. But he was sedated that chopped the top
of his head off. And we were like, scooping the brains out
going. Like they were really enjoying it. It was gross. It
was cool. It wasn't gross. It was cool, man. Do it.
That was cool. That'd be rad. Yeah, been living in Texas long
enough. I can do this sort of thing. And that was like
California's
Yeah, sure. You'd be like that. You're just jealous. I'm telling
you jealous. Hey, so I think it happened pretty much as as we
expected, I don't wanna say predicted but as we expected,
Francois, alarmed. The president on de France has come out and
said you know what, we're gonna fly some sorties over Syria
there because you know, this refugee crisis clearly Assad has
to go clearly it has to go.
Well, they're all in on this.
Yeah. But it was it was only a matter of I think I have no no
that's a shitty clip as a long did he speak in French is no
good. But now we have everyone kind of you know, trying to
position themselves. Now Germany. They had a and I said,
you know, Germany needs needs migrants. Well a couple things
happened first in the EU Parliament again it's it's
there's no audio I can no usable audio for the show. But one of
the Italian Members of Parliament put on an angular
Merkel mask that if you saw those videos, but I did put it
in the show notes pretty funny. And they come in and John
Claude, Juncker, Juncker, the drunker is doing some some
speech about all how we have to distribute and we have everyone
has to take some migrants because they're still migrants
not refugees. And this guy comes down and wearing an angular
Merkel shirt. And he's from the Italian fraction. And it's the t
shirt says Angular Merkel, it's pretty much an angular Merkel t
shirt, saying, you know, we'll take all the Syrians, and Italy
can have all the Libyans. And this is pertinent to what's
really going on because Germany, according to a study that was
done, I think two or three years ago, I have in the show notes.
They need 500,000 migrants a year until 2050 In order to keep
the country keep the country growing. And of course, they
want
a series that many people so they can contribute to the tax
base for the welfare state that they run course
of course, and being and they're they're sticking them in
container homes. They have huge stacks of containers.
Well, that can be architected, you know that you're sure sure.
But
I guess that's the point is that the Wow, they're really they're
really enjoying these migrants coming in, but not the Libyans.
You see, we don't want the stupid moron.
Here. Let me get this what I'm what I see here then. So and
because the if you haven't noticed, the Germans were
upfront, we want the migrants and but they wanted to get what
they did is they said we're gonna take we're gonna take, you
know, 200,000 of them.
Eight homes and they said 800,000 800,000 800,000 of
these Syrians, and so they're in before anybody else can have
dibs on the Syrians. Yeah, exactly. And so they get all the
Syrians looking like a big you know, magnanimous country. Yes.
The Austrians by the way grabbing our the Syrian saying
get to Yeah,
and Marinela pen of the far right crazy messed up party over
there in France. She did had a pretty interesting speech again,
not interesting audio wise, because don't have the spoken
translation, quote Germany is exploiting refugee suffering to
recruit slaves via mass immigration. Yeah,
that's exactly right. I agree. Yeah, I
agree. Now you have, then you have Denmark, saying do not show
up. They in fact, they published an anti refugee ad they have a
whole campaign going on so everyone can see whatever you
do, do not come to Denmark, we do not let you in easily stay
away. We don't want you. We have actually what was happening in
Hungary, well, that fits in a different category. The world
also we have we had the Denmark we have David Miliband trying to
ratchet it up a little bit and get us involved. If you're
asking should the United States be playing a role alongside the
European Union? My answer would be a very strong Yes. And there
are two elements to that. First of all, one of the reasons that
people are fleeing the Middle East is that the neighbouring
countries to Syria, that means Lebanon and close allies, like
close eyes with the US, like Jordan, are creaking under the
strain of literally millions of refugees. And secondly, of
course, America has historically been the home for refugees, a
world leader in refugee resettlement,
a world linear guilt trip. And meanwhile, the UK has said yes,
we will gladly take 20,000 over five years. isn't like they'll
take 4000 A year of this proper parliament. Yeah, it's sagging a
bit put some put some bodies under that.
But over the four years of the war, the US has only taken 1400
Syrian refugees in total. Yeah.
The ships don't seem to make it over here. Miliband, you know,
there's they're drowning. They don't make it there. And
what sad thing? Oh, yeah. Is there a number you
would like to see the United States pledged to take some some
lawmakers here in the United States are saying the numbers
should be as high as 65,000 by the end of next year? Well, the
65,000 has a very clear logic to it. And the International Rescue
Committee, which has resettled new Americans for the last 80
years since we were founded by Albert Einstein here when he
came in 1933. We've been clear that for the US, so
now suddenly, Operation Paperclip to or something? Yeah,
definitely say we'll have
bands in idiot. Hey, in its leadership position in refugee
resettlement, it should take about 45 or 50% of the UN
recommended number number, the UN has said that by the end of
2016 130,000 Syrians need to be resettled around the world. And
that's why the 65,000 figure is the one for the US to continue
to show the kind of leadership that it has over the decades at
the moment. position has been taken by Germany, because
Germany clearly said that 800,000 People are going to
register for asylum or claim refugee status in Germany. This
year, it's time for the US I think, to have the kind of
debate about how it can continue Italy
are Mexicans, we don't need them. So there's some Mexican
immigrants to well, England. It's interesting you bring that
up, because I think that I probably benefit them to be
honest about it. I've looking
at the Allien, the the dead kid on the beach, dead kid on the
beach, who was from Turkey. Here's what's happening. A
majority of I'm sorry, I can't prove that it's a majority. But
a large number of these migrants are Syrians who fled to Turkey
who have been sitting in Turkey gone? What the hell are we going
to do with that huge candle? We had this for years, these
massive, and you know what everyone did? He said, Hey,
screw Hey, go. You gotta go. Gotta go over that Germany wants
you and he's getting rid of his problem. Turkey is it's like,
oh, well, that's all good then.
It's funny. Nobody's brought this up. But But
I remember a year well, it's not funny because
tent cities that were right outside the border, and outside
of Homs are hundreds of 1000s of people in look like there were
hundreds of 1000s of people and there were just packing them in
and packing them in and packing. They had little stores and
little villages and the Turks are getting sick of this. Yeah.
And
they did rouse them and they're smart, but just like Donald
Trump's Mexican government, nice groom, send them over there.
It's just a walk. You could take a train you could walk
because Mexican government,
Mexican government God. And finally, Angelina Jolie agent of
change. She showed up that she showed up in a club in another
closed or been a small session in UK Parliament. Sitting next
to Hague. The douchebag baldy extraordinaire, yeah, you know,
the guy from Australia. A billiard ball guy. Exactly. And,
oh, okay. Finally, here's the High Priestess of the United
Nations Human Rights Commission. Unh. HRC up, she's going to lay
it down on us and she pulls out the same tired old script. for
over 10 years, I had been visiting the field and meeting
with families and survivors of sexual violence who felt for so
long, that their voices simply didn't matter. They weren't
heard. And they carried a great shame. I remember distinctly
meeting this little girl who was very young, probably about seven
or eight and she was rocking backwards and forwards and
staring at the wall. And tears streaming down her face because
she had been brutally raped multiple times. You couldn't
talk to her you couldn't touch her, you I, I felt absolutely
helpless, and didn't know what to do for her. More recently, I
met a 13 year old girl in Iraq, who had been kept in a room with
many of the girls and they were taken out in twos brought to
this very dirty room with this dirty caption and raped.
Oh, there it is. Repeatedly now I'm telling you, isn't that old
story? She's
faxing it in.
Yes. Next up. Next up. ISIS is using female Viagra, to rape to
make them all loose and willing to watch you watch you watch
their nobody's going that far. Do you remember how many times
in the conflict that was said that they were using Viagra?
Don't you remember those stories? i
Yeah, we talked about to an extreme. And it was just a
promotion for Viagra.
Right? So how about the little pink pill that should be slipped
in now?
You do that sort of marketing at the end of your campaign? Not?
I'm sorry. All right. Well, I said I'm debt coming up. I'd be
glad
it's gonna be a while.
Oh, in Germany, you know, the fact I have a translated article
here. This is interesting. This is from last year. But oh, how
come I didn't bring up the translated version here. We got
translate. Thank you. My French is not that great. This is
correlate French translation. Things aren't that great either.
Now that's true, but I can get through it. Quote, we have been
we this is from the the head of the German Federation of
industry. Quote, we have long been a century of immigration
and we must remain so. And calling on the German government
now this is last year to bring in as many smart immigrants as
possible, which would be a lot from Iraq. Iraq has has
tradition, although probably after all these years, not
anymore. But the best doctors, scientists, you know, many of
them came from Iraq, then Syria still has a lot of highly
educated people, so they're looking for them. And no
coincidence that Siemens of course, is huge industrial
giant. Siemens has said, Oh, we have a campus over here and we
can put you know 30,000 refugees in there, bring them on over we
will give them some training. I love it. But now of course the
the overall the overarching theme is Assad needs to be
neutralise. These are present holons words need to be
neutralised as preconditions for peace. And then he goes on to
say no will do everything but put boots on the ground. So
there is in essence, a no fly zone already in place flown by
the French. Then there's some propaganda going on, which was a
peculiar story. It was a media story. I think I got this from
CNN, about there was a whole bunch of refugees in I think
Hungary, and they broke through police lines and they're all
running and that's it's kind of cool because in the video you
see a tow a wide shot of all the different cameraman I'm sorry,
photographers, who are you know, capturing this, except one is
doing something a little strange.
Well as the refugees fled other camera crews recording a really
appalling scene, a Hungarian camera woman appears to
notice she's not a photographer. She's a camera woman kick
and deliberately trip refugees running through the field and at
one point, she trips a man who is carrying a young child.
The far right television station she works for says that she will
be fired. Here's the kick on the man carrying a child you see she
just sticks her leg out. It's really incredible to see this.
You know, it's very funny, but the thing that I thought was
more horrid with this woman was she kicked some little girl
right in the crotch right in the gut. Yeah. Now I here's my
problem with this. This just seems like it's like it's
rigged.
It's totally rigged. She has she even has a face mask on. Why do
you need
that where Bright, bright
blue. Yep. So you can see your hands
out so you can't miss her. So so she is and she's in the middle
and she's the only one doing this. And so they made a big
fuss about it as though you know, and then Hungarians was so
embarrassed, it's clean. It's clearly set up. It's clearly set
up. It's clearly set up to get the Hungarians to stop being so
mean spirited. Yes.
Yeah, it's what it's gonna lead to this
horrible, horrible woman who never really is fully
identified. It's one of those things I could tell stories
about how the news media likes to create phoney, you know,
workers
but this was Mehtab this was phoney about phoney.
Yeah, so it's a phoney, phoney thing? No, no, there's a I was
yeah, and then everybody carried.
I just want to say Joe Strummer in the chat room. Well, Adam
curry is European and clearly racist since childhood. This is
why I leave the chat room a holes
I think I think he got a nail it
I'm not saying he's wrong. It's just the truth hurts so much.
Then the the super right wing front page magazine. Which these
are the guys affiliated with? Who's the who's the the cartoon
lady cartoon drawing contest lady. What's her know? Right?
that run the the one in Texas? Yeah, that
one. They came out with a word which I cannot wish I could not
find. Well, the book of knowledge didn't help me. And
they said, Well, what is happening now this is this is
actually as I love this. It's called a Iraj. A secret ploy to
bring terrorists into Europe. Then it's called Iran, which is
the jihad by migration. But I can't really find this word
defined anywhere.
This is nonsense that they want to bring terrorists into Europe
didn't just buy a ticket
here. Whatever happened to the to the cells, the sleeper cells,
and everybody's
chairs are already all over Europe and the sleeper cells.
Yeah. So yeah, none but but this is it. It truly is tearing away
at the fabric of of the European Union. They do not care about
people. They just don't they don't care about each other.
No, no, it's it's horrible. But let me play something that is
interesting, because you brought it up earlier should have been
probably should have clipped it in or it's loose a couple of
segments ago, when you talk about oh, Lon and the Syria
thing. So I'm watching the three by three. I'm doing my three
weeks, three networks, watching all of them. So I know what
they're running. And I know what they're not running. And they
mostly run the same. Maybe five stories a day plus the new and
then they go off in their own direction and do variations on
similar stories. The one thing there none of them are running
is the story. They ran on newshour. And by the way, none
of them are talking about Guatemala, which is still
completely out of control. It has yet to be mentioned. Yeah,
whatever. Just the big border dispute going on between
Venezuela and Colombia. Never mentioned.
Why care.
But did you know about these other stories are all all up
there. This is the one that PBS newshour Rando and I chose they
ran it because this ran on. I think this ran today's what?
This probably ran on Tuesday, maybe Wednesday, but it wasn't
played on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday on any of the networks
and this is PBS news are on Syria and Russia.
As Damascus faces new battlefield losses there are
growing signs of a Russian military buildup backing the
regime. I did see this Moscow confirmed today its military
advisors are on the ground in Syria. Established civil ring
run a
country has long been supplying arms and military equipment to
Syria in accordance with bilateral contracts. There are
also Russian military experts in Syria who are instructing the
Syrians on the use of the military systems being
delivered.
Well, you know, you know what this means, you know,
where did you see the cute little Jen Pataki? Russian
version? It was the girl that was talking Oh, it was not
video?
It's audio? No, I
mean, did you when you saw your new sell the story?
Oh, no, I didn't see the story. I saw I saw a published piece.
Okay, that written piece. And this to me means they're going
to do a whole my Dawn all over again. You know what I mean? is
like oh, you got the Russians in there. The Russians are backing
these guys you know, I'm saying
you might be right on now. I never thought about that. But
that's we have been keeping this away. Yeah. I don't know why
they suppressed the story. I mean, PBS ran it i think
i think it popped too early. I think it popped too early. We
need we need more lead up.
Right Wing radio guys are talking about it, but their
networks aren't.
I saw there was a I don't know if you had video if they showed
some of these troops. They had pictures. It was Associated
Press and they said well, we can't verify you know all the
typical fudge words.
They don't have to be I mean, they know that these planes are
coming in they're those big giant was What's that big
diverse philosophy or whatever that huge transplanting off the
entity and turn off that thing with the 25 wheels? Yeah, I had
one of those at the Oakland airport for a while. I think the
sales company trying to sell them to the US was here. And so
they would fly it around once around. They take it off. This
thing had like these truck tires. Yeah. All along the
bottom of the thing. raciest look in here I think it
is. 1212 engines is six on each side. Doesn't it? Something some
some crazy number like propellers.
I think it's three inches on each night. It's got six engines
I have standing. But you have standing but I have the I have
knowledge.
You're right is six engines. Well, I've maybe I thought there
were two of them.
Well, six inches is a lot. But this thing is just as huge and
you just see you can put anything and so
it seems that the because of course it's not like no one
could predict this although no one talked about it. No one said
hey, you know these wars that might result in you know, like a
huge shift. Turns out after World War Two, there was this
huge migration. Then when you have wars and you have people
with access to Rubber Products like boats, and you have bad
actors like Turkey, yeah, you're gonna get some kind of
migration. So this could not have come as a surprise unless
every single Think Tank associated with the European
Union and there's quite a lot are morons. But no, they're not.
They know they knew this was going to happen and that is
successfully tearing apart the European Union at its core
because they're all a holes. Willis. Also
they wanted the power. They certain elements in the EU want
to get rid of this idea of this have no borders.
Well, that's the Schengen Yeah, the Schengen they want to drop
the Schengen Agreement, the EU wants to use something to get
out, because that'll be coming up next year. And this will be
great if this EU thing sucks, because all we do is we get the
riffraff we don't want the riffraff coming over here. I
mean, we want Germany's good stuff
that they hog the Germans hog dollars people
and at the same time it is being used as an excuse to remove
Assad. And that will not be by political means. And it's going
to be well, it will be I'm sorry, it'll be very the way I
see it now. With bringing Russia in is saying Oh, yeah, we're
gonna have a coup. Very much like Nudelman and kooky lady,
the Victoria Nuland, Ambassador of the State Department
ambassador to the Middle East. You know, she she's going to set
this up the end and set the Russians up, make them the bad
guys out there funding everything's now we got to go in
and we and we have to replace we need some regime change. And
we'll get rid of Assad that way. Well, it'll
be interesting to see what the Litany is when the network's
finally pick up on the story because they're all going to do
pretty much the same whatever they're told to do. And it's
going to be yes, interesting, because their perspective will
be different than this new PBS newshour they just been doing
the report there wasn't a you know, you didn't didn't have any
slant.
Do you recall the big news story and I I was looking, I got
distracted, I wasn't gonna see it. The New York Times reported
the same way about it, though, when the Russian submarine
crashed into a trawler and dragged it backwards and
turns out to be a UK submarine.
Back in April, we saw many reports in the UK media, stating
that Russia was likely to blame for this incident, which saw a
Irish fishing trawler being dragged backwards through the
Irish Sea when its net had been caught up with the submarine and
stating that it was likely the Russians who had been
responsible for it some headlines even went as far as to
suggest that this fishing trawler had been caught up in
war games between Russia and the West. Now, the source of the
claim was a fishing group, who themselves only stated that it
was possible it was Russia they never stated it was definitely
Russia. They said it was possible but this led to the
flurry of media articles and headlines which were really
coming at a time when there was much scare mongering already in
the British press about Russia's perceived threat to the UK and
talking about planes buzzing UK airspace so all of this really
fed into an atmosphere of said scare mongering
and they call me a conspiracy theorist that's your conspiracy
theory right there. The media getting all on board and what
had nothing to do with Russia
right it was just a scam Yeah. And some boneheads you know,
some British guys just wandered around and got caught in the net
and didn't notice. It was it was that good. All stop.
All stop. Oh, stop. So be stopped. Just Oh, yeah. Yeah, we
live in fabulous. Fantastic times. John. We really Yeah, for
this show. Yeah, we really do. We really, really live in
fabulous times. Yeah, I like it. Totally like it.
Can't go wrong now.
No, not really, really? Let's see, where do you want to go? I
mean, there's so many.
We could go to some crazy stuff.
Like that wasn't crazy enough for you
know, the TED CRUZ The Donald Trump thing was crazy. I didn't
pay attention. Well, you want to have to listen to Ted Cruz who's
now complete I've already eliminated him from contention.
Not that he can't win the nomination, but I would never
support this guy. He's a he's a he's a lunatic. He's icky. He
will besides being icky and sounding like a preacher and
acting like a preacher and and wearing his religion on his
shoulder. He says stuff like this here's crews at his own
event this is and get the clear the follow up clip
right I see it I see it Yes. Yeah,
we're all gonna die.
It's worth remembering that if this deal goes through we know
to an absolute certainty. People will die. Americans will die
Israelis will die Europeans will die and remember and wash your
hands after touching any raw meat. That's right.
You don't want to die. So that wasn't I thought the better Cruz
thing even that was good. I liked the old gonna die. Is this
Gore is nuts. Nuts comment cruise on the EMP threat.
If Iran gets a nuclear weapon, the single greatest risk is they
would take that nuclear weapon they would put it on a ship
anywhere in the Atlantic and they would fire it up straight
into the air into the atmosphere they would set off what's called
an EMP an electromagnetic pulse. It would take down the
electrical grid on the entire eastern seaboard and kill 10s of
millions of Americans wow we can stop that
oh my god this is great John Hold on a second though. This
isn't this is not just great. This is not just great what
you've done here okay you know what this is? Well I hit it of
course it's obviously
border let me see if I can top and borderline
Well first let me let me really stand still for a second. Now.
The EMP this from what I understand about the science,
the EMP if you detonate a nuclear device at the correct
altitude it can create an electromagnetic pulse and yes it
could take things out but it's far more likely that we have an
event what was it that was struck Hawaii the hardest what
was the it was a sun flare? It's a historical but it happened in
I think the 30s
Yeah, they happen every so often with a solar flare what what was
the name of it had a name I don't remember but I shouldn't
mention that we have done atmospheric testing in the
atmosphere up in the air with with a dark
Starfish Prime. Yes, star star fishing prime and it knocked out
it ate fried the grid in in Hawaii, it was 50 years ago,
years ago. So that could that could easily happen. You know,
the sun is
still more than I did at homemade bomb that, of course,
would have to be right over New York and it wouldn't take out
the East Coast. It would take out some electricity locally.
But if that was not crazy enough. You had to
wait there's more away but before it's gonna be another
Iran clip or not. No, there's
another clip. Yeah, this is another Iran. Okay, good because
I have an Iran clip to follow up. This is at the same event
that Donald Trump Ted Cruz event where they apparently people who
analyse this saying why are they even doing this event? Is this
this treaties a done deal? And apparently because it was
scheduled way before it was signed off on they had to get
the space and so they decided to go ahead with it anyway. And
which is ludicrous if you think about it. So Sarah Palin was
there?
Is this the one where she's talking to zoom out and then the
hecklers being rejected and no one's paying attention to her?
No, this is Sarah Palin just going off on her normal kind of
crazy. You know, I, as you know, I predicted that she would have
been chosen for the vice president based on what I knew
about her. Not having ever heard her voice. Yeah, well, the voice
of the problem, the voice is the problem and this epitomises the
problem and is also again, she is funny in a very awkward
white flag was waved at the table in these negotiations
because Obama had a squishy objective to start with, in an
Orwellian Obama world, full of sprinkly fairy dust born from a
top his unicorn, as He's peeking through a really pretty pink
kaleidoscope. Would he ever see victory or safety for America or
Israel in this treaty. This treaty will not bring peace, you
don't reward terrorism.
I got a piece here relating to Iran. And based on Uncle Don's
op ed, which he talks about, he said, Hey, it's probably better
to have a deal than no deal. And then on the email you sent me
Oh, Donald Trump was in the wrong place on this. And I got
to disagree with you. i He has not actually said there should
be no deal. He's saying, that's a shitty deal, because we should
have gotten our hostages back. And he reiterated that with
some, this, this little clip,
never, ever, ever, in my life, have I seen any transaction
showing competently negotiated as our deal with Iran? And I
mean, never, we have four wonderful people over there. And
frankly, they're never going to come back with this group. And I
will say this, if I win the presidency, I guarantee you that
those four prisoners are back in our country before I ever take
office, I guarantee that they will be back before I
ever take office, because they know what has to happen. Okay.
They know it. And if they don't know it, I'm telling them right
now.
Fantastic. I'm putting you on notice Iran, I'm putting you on
notice. So he's just says it's a shitty deal, because we get our
hostages back. It's hard to disagree with it. But to say
even before I take office, they'll give him back now. Yeah,
big Kupunas.
Well, that might actually happen. Because once that deal
goes through, I don't have the clip. I could dig it up. But the
woman who remember those three spy spies, those three hikers.
Yeah, yes. Yes, of course, from the University of Berkeley.
Yeah, exactly.
That were captured. In the at the Iraqi, Iranian.
They were just hiking nothing or just
accidentally hiking. And of course, it was through a
minefield somehow. But that's okay. Just don't get into those
details. So the one woman that was let go the first they let
her out. And after a couple years in solitary, something
very, I would say a beautiful, she beautiful. All spies are the
good ones, that she's just absolutely gorgeous. So she is
on the Democracy Now show talking about this. What's her
name? I can't remember an ambulance. If you do a little
work, you can find it. She's on the show talking about this. And
she's bitching about solitary confinement and how it has to
end and especially in this country, United States that she
went on and on. She said it's very, very hurtful for the
psyche. And she was just beside herself. And she said that this
deal is they asked, she was asked what do you think about
this Iranian negotiation deal with us? She says she thinks is
great. So she's giving I believe, if she was a spy, or as
a spy, she would be giving a CIA based answers. And I think that
the agency would be for this thing. Right, from what I can
tell. Sure. And did you have uncle Don, coming out of the
woodwork? Yep. And she said that once the deal is in place, and
they actually do get their sanctions lifted in the end
their money back that money that's going to them is their
money that we confiscated? People seem to drop that out of
the equation, they think we're giving them money.
So because the military industrial complex would shut
up, shut up, shut up, that's going to be spent on on our
stuff doing stuff. Right, shut up. Yes. ixnay.
Let those other ones go was soon as they prove that we have good
faith. She says I wouldn't worry about she's those people are
going to be released. Trump has to know this too.
Otherwise, he wouldn't say something like that. Yeah, cuz
he's calculated. I agree.
So I would think that that's maybe what's going on there.
Yeah. Nice while you're on them, since you brought trump up.
Sorry. I have. I have a clip. Okay. Now there's this guy,
Roger Stone that used to be Trump's campaign manager. And
Roger stones, the guy that was supposedly fired,
right, the guy who left and now he's been the big promoter. He's
a huge
promoter of Trump everywhere. And that's uh, Trump came up
with the Lambo, I should have fired him sooner. Right. So he
is on C span. So they dig up a clip from 1992 of Bill Clinton,
slamming Trump just gratuitously he just Clinton was just, you
know, just a cocky asshole. And he's is at Wharton, basically
blasting the school, but he just kind of gratuitously slammed
Trump. So the guy who's doing this show is one of those
interview shows that they do Washington Week or whatever it's
called. And they throw it back to Roger Stone, who I think
summarises the whole Clinton scam because it made him so mad.
He just tells it like it is to the late 1980s
and this is Bill Clinton when he was running for president in
1992. criticising Don Donald Trump let's watch was here at
Wharton in the 1980s that the students nicknamed the
investment banking club, the unindicted.
The Wharton ball of fame, which honours famous alumni chosen for
their students kept photos of Donald Trump, who glorified the
art of the deal without regard to productivity, the artists
deal and Michael Milken, on display until one went bankrupt,
and the other was on his way to jail. Roger Stone that was in
1992 your comment?
First of all, Bill Clinton is the last person in the world.
She talked about unindicted anyone who had read Peter
Schweitzer's book on Clinton cash would realise that the
Clintons had been lining their pockets using the nexus of the
State Department and the Clinton Foundation which is a slush fund
for Grifters to both enrich themselves, and to create a
luxury travel service for themselves. Secondarily, Donald
Trump never went bankrupt. He used the bankruptcy laws in
Atlantic City. He brought some countries some some companies
into bankruptcy, which is a completely legitimate financial
technique. In all honesty, he saved himself hundreds of
millions of dollars. That's the guy I want running the federal
budget, somebody who is tough and smart and knows how to save
money. I think it's not dumb. I think it's smart. Bill Clinton
really isn't the last person we're all should be commenting
on responsibility.
But I just had an idea. You said one of the Sunday shows
Washington this week or whatever, I had an idea we could
do a show then it would be called DC douchebags. It's gonna
be Gregory do
something else,
DC now on that the Curacao Chronicle. did some analysis of
the night already heard about this particular email that
showed up in the in the Hillary email dump, from Chelsea. And
it's regarding Haiti. And as a as an aside note, the number of
emails that contained content about Haiti far outstripped the
number of emails about Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran. And
here's what she said. That to say I was profoundly disturbed
by what I saw and didn't see would be an understatement. She
wrote in a memo addressed to dad and mom and attached to an email
she sent while her mother was Secretary of State and her
father was leading the relief efforts for the 2010 earthquake
in Haiti. She goes on to say the incompetence is mind numbing. So
she was reporting back from the she did and did a four day trip
to Haiti and goes on to say, quote, If we do not quickly
change the organisation management accountability and
delivery paradigm on the ground, we could quite conceivably
confront 10s of 1000s of children's death by diarrhoea,
dysentery, typhoid, and other water related diseases in the
near future. And this, I think, is is to me, certainly, I don't
think to me this is the most important the email because it
really shows the the just how Bill and Hillary Clinton owned
Haiti. They had been to hit she had been to Haiti more times and
she had gone to the Middle East during her reign as Secretary of
State. And then of course, the day she resigned from the State
Department is when her brother Tony Rodham became a was
appointed director of a company that had just received the gold
mining contracts in Haiti. And there's this whole article from
from the Curacao times is worth reading. It's in the show notes.
755 dot no agenda. notes.com it's it really you see some of
the facts about what the Clintons have done? They really
they just sold out Haiti, which are the highest bidders to come
in and just rape it Ray pit
Well, you know, if it's got natural resources,
it does of course it does. Does I don't have much
money Bill needs made $48 million in speaker's fees while
she was Secretary of State and well, you know, I got
corruption. I got a slush family.
Yeah, that's all it's these people are evil, evil.
I don't understand how people can be so in on Hillary Well,
then. Well, I don't know if they still I don't think they are you
know,
are you kidding me? I bet you're you're Obama but friends are?
Um, no, they have problems. They it's kind of like this. Well,
you know, You're still going to vote? Yes, yes. Because you
know, she's still the best witch. And of course when I say
yes, she is uniquely qualified to, to rule the Empire. Here is
I got two quick Hillary clips that are of note, I guess, this
is this is her apology on ABC.
Oh, and I'll be free to do that. I have actually a segment on
that. Oh, okay. All right. I actually have the whole thing.
You don't want to listen to it? Okay, well, then maybe play your
clip after I want to play this because this is part of the
three by three. Yes, it's your beat aisle. And ABC is the
network that at every one of these networks, I'm trying to
get a feeling for who they're for. And you know, you kind of
tell
ABC is all for Biden. Who Biden. I'm seeing. I'm seeing ABC, ABC,
ABC. No, no, your ABC is all for Jeb Bush.
And of course, Disney in Florida. Yeah, I
got it. Biden thing is part of the threat. What do we have to
do to do anything to harass Hillary?
And the White House is doing that because the President is on
the road today with Jill Biden. It doesn't happen often that the
President does an appearance with the second lady, or
whatever she's
called. No, I didn't know that. And yeah, makes sense. Yep.
Makes sense. Yeah. So ABC has this so they show that they're
gonna do it somehow. And I think this had to do with the one
hillary supporter at the network, which is Stephanopoulos
and I'm not sure he's not an agent, provocateur. Sokka bloke,
every like Bill, and even though he's supposedly working for
Hillary in the foundation or something, you know, I don't
know but I'm sure he's the one who talked Hillary into it's
okay to come on ABC.
Don't worry, we will. We won't ask anything hard. Like do you
believe you're a liar?
They did the liar thing again, in which I'm sure you have that
I have that but destroy Muller but it's the intro. There's two
things I want to point out. One is the makeup job on Hillary.
Now, Hillary, I've looked at all these because I did a bunch of
pictures of her a couple newsletters ago and I started
I've studied her you have standing on Hillary's
appearance. I have standing on Hillary's appearance. The makeup
people at ABC and this was very subtle, but I noticed that
immediately. Hillary never wears what I can only describe. And
it's not the modern red lipstick that the girls wear.
I saw this to old lady old lady red lipstick old lady red and
and thinly done thin. Not thin. What do you think? What does he
think? What is the thinking behind that?
They I think is ABC. I think they did it on purpose. Oh man.
I think they let Hillary's people in there to keep her hair
looking. Okay, you know,
we see the same things I'm like, because the lipstick, the colour
but and then but it's thinly drawn where you always the women
always use lipstick to accentuate what they don't have
a old ladies. This is what old ladies do. Yeah. Well, they took
her and they waited her face up. So she looked like an old pale
old lady like
a zombie
Rouge some sort of old fashioned rouge on cheeks. It was orange
so it made it look like
it looked off. I can't believe I can't believe that. She doesn't
have someone I who watches out for that stuff.
I was stunned. But I know that has to be the case because that
was the lipstick giveaway. The rest of it was just icing on the
cake. Once they got her to wear this lipstick. I have looked at
all our old pictures She never wears, she wears a muted maroon
lipstick does very is really fits her faces what was well
chosen. She does not wear old lady out of date out of fashion,
red lipstick. This is what an old woman would wear when she's
gone. We're gonna be on television. But
John, I'm gonna have to, I might push back a little bit because
the way she spoke was so demure. So, so soft. And so trying to be
not a twinge really controlling herself to not show a twinge of.
Yes. Well hold on me finish. Okay. Just listen to how she was
speaking. I'm going to say that there may be a mole in her camp
who was responsible for her look and said this is what you want.
This is going to be great.
I would really question that because these networks are very
she
doesn't let anybody else do her makeup just because they're from
ABC. I don't buy that she travels with her hair and makeup
pieces.
The Mole thing I think is way out. I think it's too far out
and it just stupid woman if that's true, she should be fired
immediately. Yes, of course. Now, back to the you know This
this, this setup, the demure the style of talking is identical to
what she did with Andrea Mitchell. Yes. Which I have a
clip of a little Xanax. Well, we did the Andrea Mitchell.
I have a new clip. Oh, yeah. Okay.
She has she's a little Xanax or something. She's very, you know,
addicts through the same liar, little Tylenol PM. A little
drier thing, that same meme right at the beginning. Xanax
link blank. She was fine with it didn't care. Ding ding, what?
And she walked through waltz through the thing he I thought
was very harsh. Yeah, it but it would whereas harshness really
showed I think its true colours was the intro, which is I have
the ABC mirror intro to the Clint interview. It's got
innuendo. It's got negative memes. It is just a stunner.
Good evening, and it's great to have you with us here on a
Tuesday night. And as America goes back to work back to school
for Hillary Clinton, it is back to a new reality for poll
numbers sinking fast. And tonight she is talking
exclusively with us saying I'm sorry. And not just once.
Tonight here, no question off limits the private server. What
was she thinking? Can she survive this? And the new
headline tonight that at least two emails reviewed our top
secret? And a very candid moment we asked Does she ever quietly
wonder why go through all of this again? We want you to watch
and weigh in on Twitter and on Facebook. And we begin here with
her emails. Yeah,
that was That intro was so biassed against her? Sure. It
was dynamite. I thought it's one of the best things I've ever
done in terms of propaganda.
Do you want to listen to a bit of her about the email thing the
way they started off?
Yeah, I have that. But you you have you have a giant
file? Yeah, I just I will leave that in so people can listen to
the whole thing. This is just the kind of the opening and just
listen to the cadence and how she speaks and then close your
eyes. And imagine a ghost within red lips.
When voters were asked what is the first word that comes to
mind when you think of Hillary Clinton? Words like liar,
dishonest, untrustworthy, we're at the top of the list. Does
this tell you that your original explanation about the private
server that you did it to carry one phone out of convenience,
that this didn't sit well with the American people? Well,
David,
obviously, I don't like hearing that. I am confident by the end
of this campaign, people will know they can trust me and
loved when she goes downward on her lower register, because
that's kind of the mother matronly type of talking and I
will be on their side and will fight for them and their
families. But I do think I could have and should have done a
better job answering questions earlier, I really didn't perhaps
appreciate the need to do that. What I had done was allowed it
was above board. But in retrospect, certainly as I look
back at it now, even though it was allowed, I should have used
two accounts, one for personal one for work related emails.
That was work related emails, this is a completely different
Hillary than we usually hear. Usually she's talking like
I'm sorry about that. I take responsibility. And I'm trying
to be as transparent as I possibly can to not only release
55,000 pages
55 Let's just just to put it next to each other. Let's just
get a gist. I'm gonna pick a random Hillary clip what do we
have here? Excerpts leaked out today. This shit.
Oh, my emails, turn over my server. But I am looking forward
finally to testifying before Congress something I've been
asking for. For nearly a year. Yeah, that's
really rich, isn't it? I've been asking to be before Congress.
No, you haven't. here's the here's the Hillary cadence.
We have allowed our criminal justice system to get out of
balance.
That is a that is version but the Hillary blabbered
I could go back to what I had been doing that's the Hillary
you know, maybe but that kid that that that that that that's
how she normally talks. Here's the Andrea Mitchell piece. Now
this and Andrew Mitchell does she is She who does she work
for? She's at
MSNBC and NBC. Okay.
So she got to do a interview, whatever but Tim she's obviously
a shill.
She's also rebooting her campaign rebooting.
That's good. That's funny too. Hey, I got an idea. Since the
email server let's use a computer tyramine of rebooting
after complaints from donors about the email controversy and
polls now showing Bernie Sanders pulling ahead of Clinton in New
Hampshire, and possible candidate Joe Biden doing better
than Clinton against Donald Trump. Thank you for being here.
Thank you for wearing Ellen blue. Ellen blue. It is Hillary
Clinton tonight taping the Ellen Show to Epic Here Thursday, it's
all part of a campaign reset prompted by falling polls and
the email controversy, trying to show Clinton's fun side with
Alan, along with a lighter touch on the campaign trail and
joyfully
The problem is Hillary Clinton is humourless. That's her
problem. She has zero humour nothing she says it's fun
when they you can dig this clip up if you see the pull this one
off, that she thought it was funny when they went in and
killed Qaddafi. She was there with their buddies and saying we
came. We saw
that you mean Lady Macbeth is what you mean.
Lady Macbeth.
Yeah. I have that hold on. This is well actually, the way it
went down is she was doing an interview and uma Aberdeen leans
in and shows her BlackBerry that oh my god is just confirmed. Oh,
yes. Oh, we've got him we've killed him so I mean, that is
the land of unconfirmed it. Yes. We came. We saw he died Yeah,
whenever there's death is when she that's that's what she gets.
That's what the Clintons get off on. They like killing people.
That Google Clinton body count. Now. I received an email as you
know, I'm on the list. Thank you very much for subscribing me.
Because you make me email. Yes, the email is correct, Adam
mccurry.com. And they always say hey, meanie. I don't know I just
it's very strange that I've been put on the list as meanie. I'll
read it to you. I wanted you to hear this directly from me the
subject line my email. Yes, I should have used two email
addresses one for my personal matters and one from him work.
The State Department. Oh,
wait a minute, stop. This is a letter you didn't really make
this clear. This is a letter from Hillary to you. Yes,
Mimi. From Hillary to Mimi, that will be me, me me adam@curry.com
known as Mimi not doing so it was a mistake. I'm sorry about
it. And I take full responsibility. It's important
for you to know a few key facts. My use of a personal email
account was above board. Now, I'm a stickler about these
things. But there's above board should be two words. And I think
that this is just a proofreading mistake, which speaks volumes
about their communications department. So it's above board,
not above space board above board. I think it's just an
oversight. They missed it. And bits This is a bad that's bad.
And allowed under State Department rules everyone I
communicate with and government was aware of it. And the in the
way she justifies that is hey, they received an email they saw
my email address. So they replied they were aware of it.
And nothing I ever sent or received was marked classified
at the time. As this process proceeds. I want to be I want to
be I want to be these are all performative as transparent as
possible, which means no, you're going to withhold information.
That's why I've provided all my work email to the government to
be released to the public. nyob testifying in public in front of
the Benghazi committee later this month, which she's been
asking for apparently, that's rich, Hillary that is rich. I
know this is a complex begun
before the committee.
I know Yeah, I'd love to send Gowdy he's my buddy. I know this
is a complex story. Shit, Gowdy hates her. I could have and
should have done a better job answering questions earlier. I'm
grateful for your support and I'm not taking anything for
granted then in bold. I understand. You may have more
questions. I'm going to work to keep answering them if you want
to read more, including my emails themselves. Please go
here. Thank you, Hillary. A couple things. We now have a
formal investigation has been started against Guma Aberdeen,
and this is a tactic. This is a tactic they know about the whole
relationship girlfriend girlfriend thing that she will
not be fired or the accused of any real wrongdoing. Maybe she
did something wrong with that scare. Yeah, it's just it's just
pestering the however, or I did find out who the actress is that
she's been banging.
Okay, now, I have some thoughts on this too. Okay. Who is it?
Mary Steenburgen? Oh, that would make sense. She
was Wasn't she was she was the she play the wife of more movie
where she she's been in a bunch of stuff. Well, anyway, so I
have a pertinent but is that the one that is that good. Can
you go back? I don't know if you can do this, but you should be
able to. Can you go back and give us the National Enquirer?
Because I didn't write it down the criteria. I have three
women. Of course I can. But we're supposed to have been in
that email. Yes,
this was in our previous show jus loon. And to the show no
It's Hillary. Here it is National Enquirer. I am so good.
We have the following. But the Enquirer learned the list of
Hillary's lesbian lovers includes a beauty in her early
30s. And a beauty who has often travelled with Hillary, a
popular TV and movie star. That would be Steenbergen, the
daughter of a top government official and a stunning model
who got a career boost after allegedly sleeping with Hillary.
Now
give me that last one again. That's the one that's confusing.
Okay. The top end
guys stun knots, no, a stunning model.
That means tall
who got a career boost? After allegedly sleeping with Hillary
now, I have the TV and movie model. And the reason why
because I don't give a crap. who she is.
Somebody thought it might be Amy Schumer.
I don't know about that. Because she's related to chuck and all
that. I don't know. I don't gather a lot of the Clintons in
this Schumer's it doesn't gel. But the reason why this is
interesting is you'll recall that we heard from
one could Schumer be the government, daughter of a
government something just misconceived,
but it could be. But I don't know. I don't have that all I
have is, is Mary Steenburgen. And the reason why it's
interesting is because we heard very early on during the last
time she ran that the Secret Service would never let her win
because they would spill the beans because they hate her.
Yes, they do. And this is from Jack Wheeler. Have the name we
should remember. Jack Wheeler. You see if you can find him, but
he wrote an op ed and this is something that was overheard
from Secret Service agents quoting from this op ed this is
going on now. Oh my god, she has that girlfriend Mary Stein Bogan
Steve Bogan that actress Yeah, that's one of her squeezes. Two
Secret Service agents walked in on the in the ante Room of the
White House in flagrant dialectic deflecto I mean, right
then and there. What is fragrant delicto does that make it
of God? I think it's for a gun day.
No, it says flagrante delicto that means
presidential aide Jack wheelers body found in landfill. That
guy, that guy.
So he wrote this piece of that he was found in a landfill.
Oops. And now these Clintons are all above board. The one word
aboveboard. The actress that emerges is Mary Steenburgen a
skinny brunette best known for playing Steve Martin's wife and
parenthood. The she in this story is Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Happily defaming both as Jack Wheeler 49 Old travel adventure
and adventure travelling Presario Oh, that's a different
guy. That is a different guy. Yeah. Yeah. But this has been a
DC rumour for a long time not that people really care but
having the hear the Secret Service guy says one agent says
I doubt I could take a bullet for her. And I don't think it's
because of the lesbian affairs just she's a dick to people. You
know she is you just saw
that coin in that book. There is a book that came out Secret
Service book was out there when you're quoting from a book that
came out of just nothing but
well that's repeated in the book but this was from a 1994 issue
of Outside Magazine. Okay, there was called Lord of the big guys
is what this was.
Oh, that's good research.
Yeah. Well, I've been it's not to me it's just not that
interesting. Who she's banging. Although, you know,
Mary steamers it's pretty American like electorate.
Yeah, true. True.
They care about what's going on with Kim Kardashian. They want
to know who Hillary's in the sack with.
And with that, I would like to thank you for your courage and
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with the pointy nose the big the big hook. Big nose. Didn't mean
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I got some, I think you've summarised. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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so you have real talk with trans people. And I do not I really do
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cisgendered. And this is what people who are very concerned
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me a break. All right. I'm wondering if either you have a
good crackpot theory about the design of the 33 story Frost
Bank building downtown now the old building we call that right
particular how it almost seems our like when viewed at an
angle. Could I please to get birthday karma for turning 32
years young? Please, to do that. Nine, as well as the two drops,
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screaming I need that screaming clip by the way you've got
karma? Yeah, we got that.
I think that screaming clip is better than in this is the same
one. What's that famous one everyone always talks about?
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the famous scream fender Hellscream or whatever?
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somebody in the chat room will tell him what we're talking
about. If you're talking about if this is a famous screen
scream such as the Wii demo I just want to say vendor Chuck
but it's not that Vayner trust Yeah. Scott littler in Nashville
Tennessee $200 A Hey citizens Shut up science Dr. K You obey
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up?
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else? Add little a little bit you will obey and a little girl.
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karma that is accused of all this bullshit.
Nick's kid.
Nick, Nick's kid won't be sound like that much longer. Get clips
from her while you can.
That was it. Right? Yeah, that's
all she wrote.
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stupid font on this thing it looks like a nine G I mean it's
like a G 10 If you look at the G and is nine that exact same
that's that's a
children's sense. So we want to go to
children in first and second grade have problems identifying
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little a little drone update if you're interested. Drone again.
Yeah, we can drone again. I have a drone update CNN for some
reason. I thought it was interesting to provide us with
the drone updates so
US intelligence on ISIS inside Syria and Iraq is greatly
improving across the board. A US official tells CNN a combination
of more human intelligence on the ground, and surveillance
aircraft in the air A result a series of successful strikes
against senior ISIS leadership. Junaid Hussain, the ISIS online
mastermind and recruiter killed in Raka. Syria last week. Haji
Mutaz ice is second in command killed outside mozal Two weeks
ago, and a late night raid killing Abu Sayyaf, a senior
leader and financier for ISIS, and capturing his wife and a
treasure trove of information as your true how was it happenings.
According to The Washington Post, the CIA is significantly
expanding its role in the drone campaign, identifying and
locating senior ISIS leaders strikes carried out by US
Special Operations Command. The expansion of the drone programme
is based in part on growing concern among US officials over
the ISIS threat. However, it runs counter to the
administration's stated goal of reversing the militarization of
the CIA and returning it to a solely intelligence roll. And
efforts supported even by many Republicans.
That's why they're called the intelligence agency and why we
call the armed forces the, obviously, the people that are
supposed to be carrying out military operations now. So
there's McCain who wants to be doing the drones himself,
apparently. Now, this report came out about a week and a half
ago. And since then, we now know, according to reports that
more than 55 Zero intelligence analysts working out of the
CENTCOM, the US military Central Command, have formally
complained that their reports on ISIS and Al Qaeda as the
affiliate, they're in Syria, were being inappropriately
altered by senior officials to make it look like we were
winning the war against ISIS. This is a huge offence.
I saw the story and had some thoughts on it. I think I just
tweeted them.
That doesn't help the show very much.
I talked about on the show, too. Okay. Um, let's nobody that
listens to the shows. This follows my tweet. I do. You're
the only one. The real Dvorak for anybody out there, but most
of the people are in the cars. I think that these guys are all
gonna get fired. And I think that they are they're making a
lot of assumptions. I think they're getting too big for
their analytical britches.
You mean the the intelligence guys with the guys who change
the information?
Now the intelligence guys? Oh,
they got to shut the fuck up. Yeah, this is all being done
for a purpose. They don't know what the purpose is. They're
just supposed to gather data and make their reports they're not
supposed to get involved with that decision. Yeah. Presented
anybody get back in line? Get back to what you're supposed to
do slave.
Hey, did you get the latest? Your your a personalised copy of
Inspire magazine?
No, I don't get Inspire. Oh,
do you want a subscription? No, because if I if I give you one,
then I have chance at winning a free bike through my grit
membership. What? Not just kidding.
Well, just Kansas,
I want you to I want you to know what the latest is for that
inspire magazine. Is this your beat? This is my beat. Yes,
indeed it is. And that's why I download everything and why I
will be picked up as a lone wolf domestic terrorist eventually.
No, it's more like inspire magazine known for how to make a
kitchen how to make a bomb in the kitchen of my mom, which has
been touted as just so inspirational for so many of my
fellow jihadists. is now encouraging lone wolf terrorist
attacks on US economic leaders, including Bill Gates, Michael
Bloomberg and Warren Buffett.
Well, I thought it was also Sam Walton add Charles
and David Koch, Larry Ellison Sheldon Adelson.
Sam Walton has been dead for a decade. I didn't say Sam Walton
did I you said that? Well, that's what I said on the on the
Fox News,
but I don't. Jim Walton. Okay. It's
different. Yeah.
So maybe you know, it's a G not a nine. Jim Walton was one of
the heirs to Walmart now. This is getting him of course, we
know this, this made in Langley, they they totally cobble this
thing together. And I guess now the idea is, is to say that, you
know, the jihad ease now should all kill everybody who's rich
and preferably Republicans. But you know, that kind of thing.
Almost all I know they've fallen through and Bill Gates and
Michael Bloomberg and Warren Buffett but you get the Koch
brothers and Larry Ellison Adelson you know at what point
the people just go This is bullshit. Although,
well what's up okay, when I see something like this i What's the
point you got to think what's the point? I'm thinking to
myself self so Have Are they like soliciting money for the
retirement CIA read old folks home or? I mean, who's like what
is the point of this to you? Well,
who else has thoughts? Yeah, well, let's, let's do it in real
time. So the presumption is this is a CIA publication. That's our
presumption. That's our presumption. Yeah.
And most people's assumptions. It's certainly this
the guy the guy is gonna like that's a good mag. That's it.
That's it. That's a good sheet, man. There, we can even come
close to making that. I don't know. Mill, I really, the list
is kind of eclectic. You know, it's left and right. It's
supposed to be inspiring to do this. Does it mean that these
guys will be talking more about the problem? Because they, you
know, gates and Bloomberg and Buffett, you know, they're all
kind of vocal, I guess. Yeah, even Ben Bernanke.
Gates don't want to be freaked out the most because he got pied
once.
Yeah. Which is a very aggressive thing. Yeah.
You have to get through all security with a pie. Yeah. And
then you had to throw in the guy's face and that is just says
hey,
to the picture. Um, the the article has a photo, which shows
you know, several of these folks that are blood splatter and
pictures with a dripping gun next to it. And the the goal of
this so called inspirational exercise by killing these people
is to is to derail the revival of the American economy. Now,
since when did you hotties all of a sudden care about the
economy?
And how it does that make any sense? I don't
know. It's just gone too far.
It doesn't make any sense. These guys I
know what it is. I know what it is. Okay, Coke. Coke. Yeah,
yeah. CIA guys sitting around snorting coke. I gotta
use coke.
That's right there drinkers.
I was I gotta get this this was done on that about the media
that crazy show weekend. NPR show they had and it was Yeah,
wait, wait, don't tell me is oh wait, wait, wait, wait
Don't tell him that's been cancelled? That's been
cancelled. I think these are old shows. Yes. All shows.
Oh, that's a dumb thing to cancel is hilarious. Anyways, I
don't think it's been cancelled because it did should they those
are old shows. Do they have new stories that
are Wait Wait don't cancel don't tell me has been cancelled. You
reading that from the I'm looking it up now. I'm a radio
whatever is cancelled and I guess they had Bob bear on. And
there was a couple of funny things about it.
NPR cancels waitwait Oh, tell me more. I'm sorry. Wait, no, it
is. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Is it the same? I don't know.
Yeah, they learn I cancelled Bob bear you know, he's our regular
he's the guys Yeah. X spook suppose the x. So guess what
university came from?
The Berkeley G why does that surprise me?
I guess gotta get these very interesting. He told a lot of
funny stories.
Bob bear. Yeah, I'm sure the guy's hilarious. And that's why
they keep them morass. Of course. Of course.
I knew I was gonna go someplace else with that, but I was fine.
That's fine. I don't know what they're doing with this is
nonsense. Well, it's it. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's
irresponsible.
Yes. There was a man, I didn't clip that I'm such a moron.
Dammit, I that was part of my whole piece. I was listening to
twit on the way back up. Jenny jar den was on the show. And she
has breast cancer. And I don't think she's in the clear, at
least not the way she was talking. And the whole show was
weird. It wasn't about technology. It was about her
growing squash. It was annoying. But at a certain point. She says
I have new religion, evidence the science that doctors provide
me it was just Whoa, I was completely blown away. Yeah,
that she said that. Because I'm on the lookout now for the
sciences, the new religion. And there was a yes, I have
a whole spiel that I'm going to blow out on the show. Once I get
a couple more items. Well, I
have done a little taste of what it will be like this is almost
this piece on Well, it was about the pope and his embracement
embracing of technology and intertwining it with religion
and they interviewed some PR woman from Twitter. And I should
say not a PR Millennium girl, millennial girl who's from
Twitter and talking about you know of how great it is. And I
just thought it was worth kind of putting into the category of
sciences the new religion, and you can't fight it because
that's what's happening.
The pontiff otherwise known as at Pontifex has over 6 million
English speaking followers alone
by the guy that guy who I predicted months before he was
become became Pope. He's verified and I'm not. I mean,
come on. I'm a pope predictor. I predicted the pope before the
smoke verify me Twitter
tweeting daily messages of inspiration and at least seven
different languages and averaging five to 10,000
retweets from followers across the globe Twitter you know fits
very intuitively with religion
what more do you need to hear to interfere? It's well Twitter is
just like religion you see
but go back and play that oh wait that sub clip wait and wait
until you hear the
rest of the globe Twitter you know fits very intuitively with
religion you know is short short messages it's way for people to
connect with their community
John, I had no idea short messages. Has she ever been to a
sermon? Short messages prevented church I guess that's way for
people to connect with their community. I want to connect
with my community. This is just like religion is perfect.
And you have your flock in your church you have your flock on
Twitter Oh Kill
me Kill me know your flock on Twitter. They should change it
from from followers to flock that'd be much better people
following you in the Philippines that just tweeters even went so
far as to nearly crashed Twitter server so you know that that's
bullshit that the lady said oh but nearly crashed the server
what is that you don't nearly crashed the server. overloaded
maybe but not crap during
the papal visit. The Pope's active Twitter account also
attracts naysayers as well. No kidding. The Vatican and Twitter
are monitoring now.
Twitter is monitoring when people say ugly things to the
pontiff in his flock
if you read the replies to those the discussions on Twitter are
almost entirely made of trolling comments people joking about the
non existence of God
and you know that could really hurt people's feelings. So what
do we do we do have rules if things are violating our rules
they are taken down Oh, so Twitter's all in with this
religion and that's it if someone says something nasty to
the holy man that oh, if they troll him they have to take it
down. It will be deleted could be Twitter, we are the new
religion like a flag. Fuck yo,
the Archdiocese of Washington sees Francis's visit to the US
as an opportunity to attract a wave of new followers both
inside and outside the Catholic Church. He's speaking these
words of hope and inspiration, not only from millennials and
young people, but people anybody who is on social media. And so I
think what that does is it it brings the words of the church
to life it brings Jesus's voice to life.
It brings Pope Francis's voice to live now this
is because he's really not real I guess Yeah. Bring him bring
him to life. I find this fascinating because the tech
horny amongst us will be all in and we'll say yeah, this is
great. It's just like it truly is. I
got you already love this.
They love this story. They just love Oh yes, it Twitter is like
religion. It's perfect. You have your little sermons we have your
flock it and this is proof what was going on and it's pathetic.
Not quite as pathetic as the two phraseology memes that will be
passed in before this report is over
with the hashtag walk with Frances churches across DC and
Maryland are posting to social media platforms to help document
the historic visit in anticipation of heavy traffic.
Twitter says it's been making improvements to avoid another
global glitch. But at the end of the day the churches hopeful
that the followers tweets will translate into action
just one of the better reports I've ever heard one of the
better ones everything was in their glory.
This is a prediction of sorts and I got put in the book The
pope will be dubbed as somebody who is going to be some one of
the sharp writers I can't do it I can't do it on the fly. I can
almost do it but I can't hit it. I know it's going to be better
than anything I'll come up with the Pope will somehow be dubbed
the something Pope that computer Pope the Twitter Pope the
cyber cyber pope is cyber Pope could be cyber Pope.
The first cyber Pope
cyber, but a cyber Pope. We need that alliteration we're gonna do
with the P the P and maybe it's not the pope it's the pontiff
the cyber pontiff. Robo Pope
it'd be something just gonna get a name and chat room. This
is your chance like I poke like my butt nickname. I poke. I
poke. I like the I poke I
hope not bad or the pope the iPad.
I think I
I'm myself and I poke today
which of course, soon will be rebranded to Apple Pope. Because
you know, we can't just keep using the eye Pope on a rope on
a rope. Electro Pope. Okay, uninspiring uninspiring,
even though it'll happen. Yeah.
Yes. And this and that he's I've always said he is a part of, of
this new socialist world that the new world order that we're
a fits right. And he's doing a great job.
Yeah, he's doing a fantastic job. And then everyone loves
him. But be be very aware of this. And I'll have to grab that
clip of Jenny Jordan. It was mind boggling. mind boggling,
because I know that she's one of the people
somebody said, Yeah, I heard it. Nobody said that's the clip of
it.
But I've listened to the show because I was driving back from
Pratt from Galveston. It was I couldn't finish it was so John
get on that ship. So boring. So boring. I think I think it's
funny it's funny if science is the new religion, it is true.
Well Spent the new religion for a while it's just now I think
it's peaked with this club with the climate science religion.
Yeah, what did I have on my head? Something about that when
I had I had a this was actually that's kind of a long clip,
maybe, uh, maybe. And there was a bob Guccione Jr. was on the W
two at tf podcast with Marc Maron. Yeah, and he made a lot
of sense, but and he was talking about how I heard
that too. Now. Marin is obviously all in on global
warming, if you listen to is because Gucci only was going on
about how they couldn't do any any antike. This is this is the
religion. You can't say anything bad against the religion. Yeah.
And so he got almost as editors almost twice a very good clip.
You have the clip? Clip. Do
you want to hear it? Yeah, let's play it. When we get tired of
it. We'll stop but it was good. And I like playing it because
it's from another podcast. And we don't get an opportunity to
do that very often.
When I hit Discover Magazine Editors quit because I did
articles they found politically incorrect. Very early on the
whole climate
I would magazine this is again, John is a penthouse.
No, no discover, oh, this was this is not Bob Guccione. This
is his kid,
Jr. Yeah. Bob Luciani, Jr. As I said,
Change debate. We published an interview with Bjorn logs from I
think his name is who was then recognised as one of the leading
climatologists in the world. I mean, people didn't do anything
without checking with him first. And he said this interview he
said, said, You know, we don't really have great data on
climate change. We don't really been looking for it. He said,
But ironically, in my lab, we've been looking at something for
seven years, every minute of the day, for every second of the day
for seven years. And it's sunspot activity. He says that
an unnatural fact, we found a correlation of 100% between
sunspot activity and the earth's temperature. So solar storms
when they are directed at the earth, because because they're
also not directed to the earth. But when they're directed the
earth influenced the temperature 100% correlation 100%. It's
parallel lines for seven years. So clearly, we're warming up.
But the Sun has a lot to do with it. Well, I had an editor that
literally quit, and others threatened to quit. They didn't.
This was what you had discover in the year 2006 Or seven. And I
remember saying that this group, I had to call it I mean, the
whole guys, it doesn't mean first of all, the magazine is
publishing this article word for word. And I'm finally editing
top editing. But it's not you're not denying climate. elation of
human responsibility for it. But you're, you're presenting and
presenting another site site. And I said to them in this
meeting, I said science, the actual definition of science is
to prove a theory
wrong. Is that true? John? That doesn't sound right to me. No,
it is true. If that is the actual definition of science.
It's a is part of the larger deaf I thought it was to to take
someone's theory to prove it wrong or right. But to
continuously be trying to prove a theorem is right or wrong.
It's part of it. Yeah. Specifically, I love Mark mango.
No, he's a
hole in mindedness to science and make science fantastic.
Bunch of science editor. What
is it? He's thinking to himself? Why am I talking to this guy?
He's a heathen. He does believe in the claim in the science the
sciences in his resolve Why is even telling me this
is right is sitting around complaining and stamping their
little feet, because this was a politically incorrect thing to
publish. So they didn't want to be associated with climate
change denying you right there was even before the phrase came
up, right? It was that early. So I said, Listen, I said the truth
is the truth and the truth about Science is that it's never black
and white. Why is it that only one set of voices should be
heard? We know we know that, you know, because they told you but
there's a whole nother group, by the way very credible, who have
another point of view that has to be included. So yeah, I'm not
a I'm not denialist you know what? I'm a serious sceptic.
Yeah. When he gets hysterical. That's enough.
Yeah, exactly. But the point is well made.
I think so. But I did. brings me to another clip. Okie dokie.
It's like playing tennis with you today. Ping pong,
baby table tennis.
So Jerry Brown. Climate Science. Really? You have to go there?
Oh, this is a good one. These two clips are dynamite. Okay, so
Jerry Brown decides that he wants to sue that he's
that he is the governor of California. Governor Jerry
Brown. We have people in other lands who used to
be moonbeam Brown. He used to be governor wants to be solely
responsible
for not having enough reservoir water in California. She's
responsible
for all the screw ups. Yeah. So he's decided that he wants to
make everyone going to California by electric cars. And
we have to stop using gasoline. So he wants to pass a law where
we have to use half as much.
You can only fill up your tank halfway.
Well, you can only get it out your allocation for the year
will be half as much you can't you have to have as much
you will have rationing when we get down to it not a problem.
You want milk if I have less milk, less gasoline.
So here's the assembly which and now you have to remember
California's got a Democrat, hail Apple governor, a
Democratic Senate Democratic assembly that all Democrats but
apparently this the Assembly decided they can't deal with
this. So he got very irked by this and I got a two parter.
This is him. Now.
Step back for a second. Okay. So did he publish an article or was
this a speech? Was this a policy proposal that
he it was a lie. He tried to get past a law,
a law that Do you have any information on the background of
this of this law
was written by some guy they would know that the background
is that Brown is nuts.
But I want to find the actual law. So
the law is the clip explains a little bit. Jerry Brown irk Part
One bitter
pill for him to swallow for sure. Jerry Brown was pushing a
bill that was going to cut California's only oil use in
half by 2030. Well, today, the bins on 30 Drop that mandate
after it became clear. He just didn't have the votes.
Because climate change is not some little, you know, issue
that of a governor or anybody else here. This is an
existential threat to your children.
rather angry news conference this afternoon, the governor
blamed oil companies for gutting the bill, but he pledged to keep
fighting groose California's dependence on fossil fuels.
Climate change is real. It's real. It's real. It's real. So
he goes off Senate
Bill 350 is what this is. Yes, right. It's a proposal to raise
billions of dollars for road repairs, which we then won't be
using because we're out of gas. This guy is crazy.
He's totally crazy. So he goes off and everyone gets kind of
freaked out by it, but I kind of have a take on it. That's more
traditional. Going forward.
The only difference is my zeal has been intensified to a
maximum degree and nothing nothing is going to stop this
state from pushing forward on our low carbon fuel standard and
our cap and trade and our electric vehicle mandate and all
the rest are not going away other states where they can say
no, you jump through the hoops and then we'll give you a few
crumbs. We're not taking the crumbs. We're not taking the
bait and California will continue to make the rounds.
Slow clap Good work. Good work. That is JC D to the max ladies
and gentlemen. Do you do it every time with the same song
but I still love it. Dead Kennedys dead Carey nice and
good mix though. I liked it all the way up to the post. That was
good. Yeah, so section two. Section one says legislature
finds declares the governor has called for a new set of
objectives in clean energy, clean air and pollution
reduction for 2030. Remember, what is our what is our website?
Is it to 20 Ni thirty.org are
no no, I forget some of those things that we have sitting
there waiting to be exploited.
Yeah, well, I can't remember what the what it was. But yes,
we knew that 2030 is the year that everyone everything's going
to happen being used by politicians like Jerry Brown.
The objectives these objectives consists of the following one to
increase from 33% to 50% the procurement of our electricity
from renewable sources which will be burning trees or
nuclear, which actually nuclear isn't even renewable just clean
this reusable to reduce today's petroleum use in cars and trucks
by up to 50% He says up to which is flood jiwaji Two could be 40
up to wishy squishy squashy. What a doofus. Yeah, that's
great. Well, that was Elon Musk on on Colbert last night. Did
you say I didn't have time to watch it? I was preparing for
this show. I
didn't watch either. I watched the first one. The first one was
terrible on
he's got not enough guests. Not
funny. It's not funny. Nothing.
Like Colbert but
did this shows not funny. Not funny. Now just said he's
nervous. Well, yeah, I just said is like
from Elon.
It's like, like a vasectomy guy.
It's like Ellen show. It's like, you know, it's got this kind of
a soft pastel II thing. It's the music. The theme song was like,
What the hell's this theme science for a morning show?
Yeah, it didn't have no punch
lame was laying. Hey, well, well, while we're getting a
chance while we're on moonbeams wait first before that. Big, big
report from Miami, NBC miami.com. Although I couldn't
find a video report. Headlines study. We are shifting to fewer
weaker Atlantic hurricanes. Oh, yes. Oh, wait a minute. Yes.
Ooh. Yes. A new but controversial study from the
Colorado State University. asks if an end is coming to the busy
Atlantic hurricane season of recent decades? Well, it's no
it's been over for a decade. But okay. The Atlantic looks like
it's entering into a new quieter cycle of storm activity. Like in
the 70s and 80s. Two prominent hurricane Reacher's reached read
searchers wrote Monday in the journal Nature Geoscience. Now,
I'm okay with this being a scientific piece of work because
you're supposed to challenge the status quo and they say, Hey,
look, our bar research shows that it's not going to happen
that way. The only problem is, when we point out the obvious
that it hasn't been we haven't had huge hurricanes for a
decade, then we're conspiracy theorists climate change deniers
and you hate the Jews, or whatever it is. It's always
something like that. So, okay, I guess that climate change is
going to skip made an El Nino was also going to skip the
hurricane season, I don't know. But here is Tom Vilsack. Now,
for some reason, I keep picking up clips on him. He is our
Secretary of Agriculture. You recall he was talking about the
government fully committing to committing the slaves into Shula
to three meals a day and a snack, which of course will make
them mistrustful of their parents and pretty much divorced
the kids from the parents make them good. Good little human
resources for the state. For the Uber lords of the state and now
and now estate exploitation. Now he has some ideas on how you can
get kids to eat their veggies. Yes, I said veggies sometimes by
naming the particular vegetables with cool names it you can
actually encourage young people to participate and take more of
carrots than they would otherwise to now do you. So he's
giving parenting advice now, Johnny, B, you have reared a few
children. Yeah, I have read one. Yeah. But what if you were
taking the advice of our Secretary of Agriculture to help
kids that it take carrots into their digestive system? And you
want to give it a cool name? Yeah. What What would the name
be and what would the tactic be that you use to convince the
children and I will I will give you a hint it's a huge lie. So
he's not just saying make up a cool name but actually lie to
your children. What do you what do you think that would be?
A carrot name to sucker some kidney eaten carrots with I
mean, you can make him eat carrots by pure raying them and
then putting a lot of butter in there. Yeah. That will usually
do a little salt and but if you want it to just make them eat a
carrot like a raw carrot or even a cook carrot and you wanted to
give it a fancy name,
no be a cool name. We
will name and mind you
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Well, I've got a good story a funny story. Well, it's not
funny but I just like the way I just like the way that the news
out yeah, by the way when I'm doing the three by three, three
by three, three years he makes me appreciate the News Hour more
and more. But again CBS does the best job but I liked the way
they can do a deadpan story. Now this is a this is the Gwen
hagiography geographer, talking now there's a guy uncut this
story was not covered by the any of the big media but it's a it's
about a Jew hater in Kansas who shot up a place and now he's
going to you need a domestic terrorist, domestic terrorist
but it never got picked up that way that it was avoided. It was
like not in the ministry wasn't in the mix. So it wasn't
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playing the story out, and I just thought it was hilarious. I
don't know why. Okay, I haven't
I Kansas jury is recommending the death penalty for a white
supremacist who attacked Jewish sites last year. Frasier Glenn
Miller has shot and killed three people and said he wanted to
kill Jews. But it turned out that none of the victims was
Jewish. In court today. Miller told the jury he didn't care
what they decided, and he gave the Nazi salute
to be killed for being stupid. What a moron gave the Nazi
salute you mean hail apple? Hail apples different. So not much,
much.
Hail apples is the fifth straight in the air. Well, by
the way, I have noticed this and I've noticed this I think I saw
an example of this on CBS, CBS who was not involved Trump,
instead of running. There's so much video on Trump, right? I
mean, it's just tonnes of it. Yeah. And they just decided
they're talking about Trump and they show a still image instead
of a video. And it was very subtle. You didn't you wouldn't
catch it right away. If you're no agenda, you know, mindset,
you probably would have caught it. But it was he was waving to
the audience. It was just a still shot with a bunch of
people gathered around him. And so he draws a lot of a big crowd
he's waving, but in an funny way, that wave look like a
Hitler salute. Yeah, and I was because I was thinking, why are
they showing us Do
I need to read something to you hold on the TV? Well, so this
whole Donald Trump is Hitler thing which we identified early
on? Yeah. Let me just find this for a second. So one of my Obama
bot friends who has not been to the dinner, but she is she's,
she's a good girl. And she was writing something about Trump.
Let me just find if it's on Facebook, of course, where all
the good stuff happens. And here it is. Well, there's a whole
bunch of things. Now, Donald Trump isn't an embarrassment to
our country. He's an indictment of it. The fact that he is the
conservative front runner for the highest job in the land with
absolutely zero experience, flaunting a ticket of unbridled
bigotry, xenophobia and misogyny clearly shows everything that is
wrong with the USA. They're buying it hook line and sinker.
But I'm just I want to find the words the Hitler thing that
she's
voting for Hillary anyway.
But it's, I find it sad. Here it is, um, though, it's about the
handwritten note that Trump sent to Kareem Abdul Jabbar, which
was you know, it's like a nonstory who gives a crap I'm
not even gonna read the note. It's that that's not
interesting. But the comments that here it is just kind of
funny saying this. I don't know anything about this note non
event. Oh, okay. Kareem Abdul Jabbar had written in an op ed
for The Washington Post took issue with the infuriating media
manufacturer narrative that Bernie Sanders is to the left
where Trump is to the right. Anyway, so Trump sent him a note
back and said, you know, this is why people hate you. You're
stupid, something like that. Oh, here it is. Kareem, not fucking
popovers. Now, I know why the press always treated you so
badly. They couldn't stand you. The fact is, you don't have a
clue about life and what to do what has to be done to make
America great again, best wishes Donald Trump. Now so that's
funny, you know, just like that's, it's not horrible. But
here's my I call her my friend. She's responding to to one of
the other commenters that the media is either ignoring or has
been bullied by his trump tactics into looking the other
way when it comes to spotlighting the effect that
effect that Trump is having on his base and exactly who his
base is giggling at the audacity and sheer lack of self control
on Trump's part is probably not the warranted response. I should
be and am terrified of this man. Are you kidding? Yes, they're
terrified that Trump will be here. She's responding to this.
I'm just go halfway. I wish the media didn't get so caught up in
the humour of the absurdity of Trump's behaviour. This is Obama
bots posting on Facebook. They overlook and underestimate the
really dangerous and ugly people that he's emboldened. He has
been endorsed by neo Nazi groups and white supremacist
organisations. I really don't think he stands a chance but
there are so many people who think that way and admire is
Oregon or arrogance and coarseness concerns me this the
media should be shining a light on that rather than making light
of his ego mania, ego, ego maniacal behaviour there really
is nothing funny about the way he thinks and the people who
follow him. We're all gonna die. These people really think that
Trump is leading the Nazi party or something
Well, they've always said the Republican Party was the Nazi
party anyway so it falls right into their narratives that their
pre to font definition of the world
well, they're people like this are being frightened every
single day. In fact, this is an Arizona now, the report is they
have nothing. This is why the report is all man on the street
stuff, which is all really you know, a bit sketchy, but
apparently someone is shooting up a board just throwing breaks
onto the i 10.
You know, they're shooting on the end of yeah, in Phoenix.
Yeah. On the i
10. But it's called But now what's interesting is the report
sets it up as domestic terrorism. Yet the police
constable or whatever doesn't actually use the word domestic
in
Arizona Fears are growing that a sniper could be on the loose
taking aim at drivers on the highway that 10th incident in 12
days today, and authorities say at least half of the vehicles
targeted were hit by gunfire State Police calling it a case
of domestic at
half the other half were hit by bricks and other things which
could be totally unrelated terrorism and our domestic
terrorism. national correspondent Miguel Alma gear
has the latest. Hey, Miguel.
Tonight many drivers are asking is this the most dangerous
roadway in the nation. The i 10 through Phoenix, Arizona, and
had been targeted by gunfire or projectiles. This rear window
shattered this afternoon, the driver not injured but rattle
somebody will get hurt or somebody will get killed if his
continued. Director of
Transportation is warning the public be vigilant anytime that
you have multiple shootings against American citizens on a
highway. That's terrorism. They're trying to frighten or
kill somebody but he doesn't actually say domestic terrorism
so it's just kind of being floated into the domestic
terrorism realm.
The rash of shootings in Phoenix began August 29. Seven incidents
along Interstate 10 Hey,
John, why do you think he's yelling at us?
It chops
it. Why is he yelling at us in the area? He's yelling? He's
yelling be afraid be afraid be afraid one location hasn't been
disclosed.
All parties advising their window was possibly shot at at
least five vehicles were hit by gunfire shattering windows and
headlights.
You know they did they did a shitty job on this. Where's all
the sound effects? CNN does this so much better. I'll sweeten up
his he needs to sweeten this up a little bit. This is no good.
Oh man. Let me just get this ready. Oh, my goodness. I can't
do it. And they haven't they don't have any of the like this.
Need to put that in there. These guys need the curry Devora
consulting group against American citizens on a highway.
That's terrorism. They're trying to frighten or kill somebody.
The rash of shootings in Phoenix began August 29. Seven incidents
along Interstate 10 Three others in the area. The one location
hasn't been disclosed. All parties advising their window
was possibly shot up. At least five vehicles were hit by
gunfire shattering windows and headlights. One lodged into the
bus Robert McDonald was driving I came litter was the guy's name
Ronald McDonald. to kid me. Oh, I think it was Robert McDonald
was driving literally 24 to 36 inches from losing my life.
Literally 36 inches from losing my life loan on the road when he
heard the single gunshot when they found the bullet in the
feed like right behind me. Yeah, I knew almost fainted.
Hundreds of 1000s pass through this stretch of urban roadway
every day. Drivers here are on edge. It's cowardly. It's it's
not right. Even camera questions as they stopped to record video
along the interstate. Janelle Braddock remembers the beltway
sniper from when she lived in Maryland
13 years ago.
I know guys yelling and yelling this guy. This is a NBC has
these kinds of reporters they Richard Engels a shower he
shouts at shower puker Pukhraj what really bothers me is that
they have these like you said the man on the street thing.
This was developed by Adam Curtis did a little movie about
how the news media has gone. And we talked about this a lot on
the show, the news media has gone and finds just find some
random guy on the street, you find some dummy in Texas and let
him say something and, and you make that part of your news
report instead of, you know, screw having experts. Let's see
what the public thinks about this. It doesn't bother me so
much because you get so used to it. But when you start, when you
use that as a basis for quoting, I find it very, very disturbing.
And this is what Bill Maher did. On his last show, you have a
clip. And then he quit. He does have a quote some record
somebody who called into a radio show, any random person can call
into a radio show and say whatever they want. They're not
you can't intellectually be honest intellectually and quote
them. You don't know if they're a Democrat posing as a
Republican, you have no idea. And then to associate the guy
with Republican when you don't know. It's just to me, this is
really the basic, disturbing aspect of this a whole but
listen to this. What about camps?
Maybe we could have camps then. There was a guy on the radio who
said that the other day we should if they stay in there,
and we try to send them back and they don't go, we should make
them slaves. Like Germany. problem that the Republicans
have is that it's bad rhetoric. It's divisive. And he's their
guy. He's their guy. He's their guy. Divide the board's divisive
is you lady who was that?
Some some politician from Washington trying to run for
Congress. She's like,
you know, okay, so, most importantly, what has happened
in to society and get more nation proper here. The United
States is right up front. You're given these phoney baloney
choices, right, left red, blue Democratic Republic and the you
know, it's just for the phoney baloney choices, the Jets, the
Rams, whatever, it's all dumb choices, and you think that
you're living your life, but you're not. You're not. Did you
see any of the Planned Parenthood of John and I have a
pretty big Expo Day coming up that we're working on about
Planned Parenthood. Nuff said there and I think yeah, I think
so. Yeah. Pretty interesting. To, to both of us jarring.
Yeah, yeah. Well, it's only jarring for a second and you go,
Oh, wait a minute. Yeah,
makes total sense. But I need to get up to speed on a few things.
John's a little ahead of me. I just want to make sure we have
as much of the facts down as possible, which will be good.
It'll be good as to very no agenda, deconstruction and
analysis. Meanwhile, there were hearings on the hill, H O H. H.
o t h hearings on the Hill about Planned Parenthood and funding
or defunding. And this guy Frank's he's the he's a
Republican from where's he from? I think he's from Arizona. And I
just loved his, his, his news bikeable little sound clip here.
That is just the guy's really good Theatre of the mind. Ladies
and gentlemen,
one of these videos describes an incident for one of Planned
Parenthood's employees calls one of the younger employees over to
witness something that was quote, kind of cool, unquote.
That one of the baby's Hearts was still beating rule. The
older employee then said quote, okay, this is a really good
foetus and it looks like we can procure
a lot from it. Is that a good show title really good foetus?
Could we use that as a show title? Maybe not gonna grow,
we're going to procure a brain, unquote.
And then using scissors together, the two employees,
starting at the baby's chin cut upward through the centre of
this child's face, and pulled out the baby's little brain and
placed it in a container. Where can later be sold. Mr. Chairman,
I find it so crushingly sad. That the only time this little
baby was ever held by anyone in his short life was by those who
cut his face open and took his brain Oh, genius. I don't know
why it makes me laugh. You're sick man.
I'm clearly a sick man. But it's just you know, I love this. We
got bigger fish to fry is what I'm thinking but okay,
something amiss with some of this stuff. Yeah. We have a no
agenda. This is yours. I believe you'd like to harp on it. There
is a no agenda meme. Oh, that is expressed by the black
intellectual Thomas Sol Sol Sol Sol was Hold on. Less than 10
minutes to go. Okay, okay. And see if you can spot it. Now this
he showed up on his soul as a syndicate A columnist that has
always been like the number one voice of the right wing black
guy. And he showed up on Hannity and he dropped a you know agenda
meme in there. And I said, Oh Ha,
what's what's the clip? What's the what would it be called?
Clip is Thomas Sol sol, sol, sol. Okay, gotcha.
Lives Matter.
Then he apologised for saying, all lives matter. But what do
you what is what are those boos tell you, Professor.
I think that this is a movement which has this desire to have
power and prominence. And logic doesn't mean much to them. And
I'm afraid that no lives really mattered.
Very nice. Very nice or hashtag no lives matter. That is indeed
he's clearly a listener. Good guy. But eight more days, John.
flahive. Lesson
The Flying burrito don't like the flying burrito. I don't
think I quite sexy enough for the Airstream. But I want to
give us a little update on what the plan is for the I love
laundry tour taking the show on the road coming to the biggest
couple states really, we're going to make it's going to be
short. And we're going to turn around do some you know, we're
not going to get up to Canada. I'm not going to get up to
Canada. Um, this first leg of the tour, but that should I give
you a little rundown of what the plan is.
Are you one of those guys who can get kind of close to Canada
and say, hell with it? I'm going to Canada?
No, no, because I have to be in New York, October 2 for the for
the panel amam the future broadcast radio?
Are you one of those people who can say to yourself, instead of
making this run up the gut, I'm going to take that trailer to
New York.
I looked at it and I won't I won't be able to make an Alexa
drive 10 hours a day. So unfortunately,
that's right tomorrow.
Whoo. I have other obligations, John. Unlike, you know, popular
conception, I have a life. That's a shame. I know. But I
have the the airstream is mine to us so we can use it.
You do the best work on the East Coast, you know, really?
Well, I'm going to definitely go to New York with it, of course,
but let me give you a little rundown. So the idea is Friday
the 18th. Leave Austin and ball drive about six and a half to
seven hours and arrive in Lubbock, Texas, which is
beautiful. It's on the way, but Lubbock, Texas, and I'm thinking
we can we could do a
meet up. That's a winegrowing area.
We could do a meet up. We could do meet up at Friday. Then
Saturday, I leave Lubbock. Now of course, I can only drive
about five miles and I arrive in Santa Fe, New Mexico. And then
at that point, I will be doing prep for the because I'm driving
myself, you know, so I can't do stuff while driving. Then on
Sunday. Of course do the show after the show. I'd like to do a
meet up in Santa Fe. Then leave lunch so
you're not taking Tina the keeper.
But she's she's joining up with the tour later. Stay with me.
Okay, Tina, the keeper. Yeah. Now and she's crazy. She has a
job. So she can just take off anytime she wants.
She can do the job from no VPN.
No, no. Children depend on it. So no. Then so Sunday would do
the show then have the meet up. Then leave Monday morning and a
drive another five, six miles up to Colorado Springs. You drive
five, six miles. That's five, six hours. There was 322 Miles
sorry. Five, six hours five, five. I'm driving five miles. So
I'll be Monday and then we'll do a meet up I think yeah, a meet
up. We can do a meet up in Colorado Springs now. Bad Chad,
who lives in Boulder. The idea was on Monday I'm sorry a
Tuesday to go from Colorado Springs to Boulder but I'm going
to pick up Tina the keeper in Denver at the airport she's
going to fly in and now the thing that's that's up in the
air is bad Chad who's our you know, our guy there and in
Boulder area actually but boulder. He's going to be in
Durango. So maybe I'll go to Durango instead. What to see
what goes on
that boulders. Where do you want to go by them?
We'll find out what happens. But then we're in Boulder and we'll
do a meet up Tuesday the 22nd I leave boulder on Wednesday for
Yellowstone. Now that's a long trip that's eight hours but Tina
the keeper can drive. She can do part of the drive so I can do
part of the prep, etc. Then we want to be in Yellowstone for
the show Thursday and of course, when we arrive Wednesday I've
got to make sure we have the right conductivity. There is a
park campground in Yellowstone that apparently has Verizon LTE,
they got an antenna on site. If not, it'll be the first time I
test out the the Yagi antenna and the booster and b I'm
leaving some room because if it all sucks, then we'll have to
drive somewhere to where there's conductivity stay staying in
Yellowstone Thursday and Friday leave Yellowstone Saturday to
Salt Lake City. Orion that sent me another six hours Salt Lake
City then do the show on Sunday and a meet up and I and I
dropped Tina off she's gonna go back did she just stay in for
the Denver and Yellowstone? Yeah,
just as she been to Yellowstone? No, no, neither have I. So
that's how I build love yellows. That's what I said. Let's go
have some fun in Yellowstone. Then Sunday, but have dinner in
the big lodge dinner in the big lodge noted. Then Monday, leaves
salt lake city now it's just going straight back. Now I'm
going as fast as I can to get back in time for the for the
prep and the show on Wednesday. I'll go back to Albuquerque. We
have a night in Albuquerque, Tuesday, leave Albuquerque and
then go back I guess by Lubbock. And then if I can make it I'll
go all the way to Austin but probably won't arrive in Austin
until Wednesday afternoon. Then we do the show. Then Thursday
night again on a plane and fly to New York for this thing in
Syracuse. Come back. I try holding you back Friday night.
Otherwise Saturday, prep and then show and then then we're
back on the schedule and then we'll have to figure out the
next leg of the tour.
You're wearing me out
I'm putting some serious work into this. You know this is this
is for reals
Yeah, it sounds like an ordeal.
Well, I don't we're deal are just super fun. You know. And so
we're bringing the show to you. So so we won't make a Canada
Navy at this time. But we can do it on the next trip. I just got
a planet. I've just I had I promised the bombers I promised
this thing in New York and I can't I can't get out. Yeah.
If you have to be on one of the off day so I can fly in and fly
out. Wow. You go to Saskatoon. plan to go to Saskatoon which
you may not be able to do because it's going to be winter
can't
make it. Oh, you mean? Okay. Yeah, maybe maybe maybe next
spring? Maybe? Maybe Maybe here?
I'll fly in.
Yeah, but somehow I'm supposed to believe this.
Oh, no, absolutely guaranteed I would put it down in writing. Mm
hmm. It's on my bucket list. So stay tuned is the Paris of
Canada it is indeed. And I want to go there. Okay. All right.
Then we'll ask Canadian media, if I read two or three people
show up. And that would be cool.
Well, we will count on it. Count on. Okay, so that is in the
works. I have I'm excited. The I think I've figured I know how to
do everything. I could control the trailer. It's all good. And
I'm looking forward to meeting y'all out there. And of course,
what I'd like to have not given you the schedule, but like to
have some people organised these meetups because we need all the
help we can get on doing that.
Yeah, we need all the help we can get driving around those
mountains in Colorado.
Yeah, I could use a lot of help for a lot of things. That's why
I'm in therapy, but we're working on it. And that wraps up
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