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Hill.
And he's disappointed it's not raining then.
Don't really he's a bunch of men falling out of the sky.
Is that your latent homosexual nature that just popped up? All
of a sudden when you're confused. You're thinking it's
raining men. Hallelujah.
I was singing and raining something and the only thing I
could think of was raining. It was the song. It's raining men.
Hey, so I'm convinced now. I think it's time. I think it's
time for a it's about time for a massive natural event.
What do you think? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This were my Sim City right away. But
we still have a date due on the when's the next fake terrorist
attack that
is sometime between now and Sunday? The terrorist attack?
Yes.
That's six weeks? Yeah, no, I think
we're at well, we had a reset, because, you know, someone
messed it up. So
yeah, that was like two weeks ago. Yeah.
So it's either between now and Sunday or in two weeks, but the
natural
to two weeks, the natural disasters
disaster, you know, listen to what we've got, we've got first
of all, the appropriations bill is in and signed, everybody's
got their money. So you know, just like everyone, everyone's
ready to go and spend money on their buddies to go save people
with some natural disaster, right? Everything's all set. The
weather has been crazy. Everything is nuts. So it'll be
easy to blame it on the weather or global warming or something.
There's way too much financial truth going on. People are
figuring out, you know, hey, wait a minute, you know,
everywhere in the Euro land. You know, Cyprus is a part of Euro
land, you know? And I'm actually going to deconstruct some of
what really happened there for you. But I have a little clip
here. So that's going on. Bitcoin needs massive disruption
immediately. What are we at today? We're at 94. I'm so glad
I didn't listen to you.
Get out while you can. I'm selling all
the way up every day. I'm selling two and a half Bitcoin.
You actually are managing to get rid of them. Yeah. Oh, good
through through Bitpay. Which I think there's like, some more
producers are running that. Did you see that? The string of
emails?
No, I didn't. Yeah. If there's if it's in the subject line,
Bitcoin, just I don't care.
I'm thinking it could be about time. If I was running the
earthquake machine, I'd probably know. And, I mean, I just don't
know what's gonna be Northern or Southern California. It's got to
be one of those.
Well, we have to be able to predict this just to keep things
straight. It would have to be Southern California, because
that's where it was designed. As big kind of cool to have in
Northern California. One that collapsed a new bridge they're
building.
Oh, the one across the bay earthquake
proof.
That was, how could this happen? And then we could be mad at
China again, because it's Chinese steel, I'm sure right.
Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. I love that. Well, let me just say
this, John. I am amazed, just totally blown away that we can
actually even Connect today on the internet with each other.
Right? Because you know, the largest cyber war ever was
taking place right before our very eyes. And it's supposed to
slow down the internet.
Now this is, here's what I like about this story. And this is a
very simple story. But for those of you who are kind of new to
the program, a lot of you understand the Internet or at
least understand enough of it, to be able to smell that
something's wrong. And when you ever read the like the New York
Times, which is all over this story completely, factually
wrong. When you see the BBC, no matter what the story is, if you
actually know something about if you know something about
bicycles, and they're doing a story on bicycles, you'd be
like, That's bull crap, that's not true. You just have to
remember that every other story they're doing is probably just
as incorrect. So this is a good one, because a lot of people
really understand how these things work. And if you listen
to this BBC report, where they pull in the BBC expert, to
explain to us what is happening with this war, and you listen to
the actual words they're using, you'll you'll understand two
things. One, this is a a PR effort kind of gone wrong by
Cloudflare. And I'll explain why that is in a moment. But to the
people in mainstream love using military terms, for Internet
incidents like but like really crazy ones. And that of course,
is in order to help ratchet up the cyber Dome Security Force,
which is going to be a a financial bonanza for people in
the business, which we've already identified. And of
course, we have no motivation to get off our ass and start a
company and make some money on it. We're just too lazy. So
here's the ROI
not lazy, we're too busy. True. So well.
This was harsh to listen to, and we'll have to comment on it as
we listen to this BBC report hyping this kind of non event
but certainly lying, or being factually grossly wrong came
across all the details coming out of the summit. But let's
talk about this. George mentioned it I mentioned it
millions of people around the world may be experiencing slow
internet speed
slowing. Did you experience slow internet?
I experienced some sluggishness with my email account at over it
computer time,
due to what's been called the biggest cyber attack in history.
Why the reason? Well, it is a spat between a web host company
called Cyber bunker and a UK based company called spam hulls.
It's now report I think he
says spam horse but it's actually spam ham horse horse. I
spam house is what it is. But he keeps saying via spam or horrors
to be affecting the whole internet. The UK company spam
host is trying to stop spam horse.
But he says it's
already is like it's affecting the entire internet that
does suspecting his speech apparently.
So I bunk up from flooding these unwanted spam email. Confused
here we are a little bit the BBC is technology correspondent
where he Kathlyn Jones is going to explain it to us Rory, great
to have you.
He is the expert. Right? He's
speeding up because Skypes got a problem? Yes, it's because of
the war that's going on. So this is so though he's bringing in
the expert, the experts standing in front in the BBC building.
They have this huge kind of pit where all the interactive people
are standing and he's up on the balcony. So he's the expert is
Rory, what is this break it down for us? Lena is going on here
who's attacking who? Well, here's,
here's the deal. Spamhaus is an organization which runs
basically a blacklist of companies that it accuses of
sending spam across the Internet list is used by other companies
around the world to try and stop the flow of unwanted emails. And
one of the company it listed, it's accused now of mounting a
huge cyber attack upon it. And this is called a distributed
denial of service attack what it does, basically, it sends vast
amounts of traffic across the Internet took the site down and
it's back up again. But all right,
all right. The took the site down is like no, that's not how
it works. Okay, I'll let you simplify it. But let let the
other douchebag even though really describe it in detail.
sheer
volume of the attack has caused real worries on the internet and
some experts are saying it's spreading wider spreads not just
the one company affected that it's a virus affecting the whole
sort of motorway system
the motorway system, John. It's affecting the motorway system of
the internet is in danger of being clogged up.
Waste system of the internet.
Yes. A particular will mean oh here comes it'll explain this
in the whole structure of the way the address system on the
internet works.
I'm glad you said that because one technician described the
technique which uses
Okay, I gotta back this up. We're going crazy. Here we go,
one technician. So the technician has described it to
him. And I'd love to meet this technician.
Because one technician described the technique which uses a known
floor, I'm assuming that's what you're referring to in the
internet, basic plumbing. And it describes what it's doing what
this side the bunker is doing. It's using a machine gun, mowing
down a whole crowd and get the intent is to try and kill just
one person
I love this is the best they can do. But
that's the BBC man. They're saying they're using a machine
gun on the internet, trying to kill trying to kill one person,
but they mow down the whole crowd. Exactly. That's exactly
right.
What often happens is attackers takeover computers around the
world, sometimes without their owners, usually without their
owners being aware use those computers to flood the target
with traffic until they can take it no more. What's unusual about
this stop, I can't take it no more because these attacks are
quite common is the sheer volume of it and the effect it's having
on the basic plumbing of the internet. And some experts are
saying it's highlighted a flaw in plumbing needs to be some
volume also big floor horn in reading, it's been described
like the internet version of using a nuclear bomb.
When we went from machine gun to nuclear bomb, I
say BBC broadcast is this isn't BBC News. This is this is the
main BBC News.
I've also been reading it's been described like the internet
version of using a nuclear bomb. You know, again, for us laymen
you go hang on Is there not a is there not a un of the
yes, this is the solution, we need to you end
that is there not a body or an organization that can prevent
these two from going head to head or something like that?
Well, there are various organizations but
so allow me to explain what has actually happened because that
is why you listen to the best. So spam horse is actually quite
an appropriate name. And now there are Spamhaus is one
version, but there's there is an incredible racket going on for
whitelisting. And blacklisting. In fact, if you have a company
that sends out emails, you're pretty much going to be tied
into one of these spam, spam horrors are not the guys you
necessarily pay the money to directly. But there are
companies who you will have to pay to be whitelisted, on
Hotmail on Gmail on Yahoo. And that can be quite costly,
because they are literally looking at, you know, how much
how much mail you send. And if you really want some guaranteed
delivery, and it's not really for, you know, sending out
marketing message, but like password, retrievals and stuff
like that. So it's a real scam, and the spam whores are involved
in it. And the spam horse, the way the way the company
operates, is they'll identify someone's sending spam, and the
idea is, is okay, it's kind of, you know, the idea of having a
blacklist, and it's some kind of org behind it. But if the, they
then talk to the internet service provider that is
providing the access to the spammer. And if the ISP which
you know, a lot of these are like dynamically generated IP
addresses, they can't really figure out who's doing what or
when it's very costly, then the spam horse will block entire
networks, they'll block the entire ISP so that legitimate
users then will not have their email arriving. So spam horror
is not really a love a beloved company, because of this
practice, and they, they they are kind of jacking ISPs and
certainly, ISPs from eastern states not granted a lot of spam
comes from, from Russia and, and, and, you know, but it's
like, it's not like Russia doesn't deserve to be on the
internet and spam hordes, the only guys who are allowed to
determine that. So this cyber bunker, which is in the
Netherlands, actually Dutch there was some spam coming from
one of their accounts completely understandable that happens. So
when using a machine and you know, it could happen from
Amazon happens from all over the place, spam horse then blocked
all of cyber bunker, put them on the black list. And this was
over a dislike nine or 10 days ago, it's been going on for
quite a while. And then there was like this, this Skype list,
you know, like a conference call and a lot of people started
joining it and then like, you know, screw the spam horror
guys. We're going to do a DDOS on them. And it was quite a
significant one. But here's what here's what went wrong.
Cloudflare then came in and said, Oh, don't worry, we'll
take care of it. We can handle it. for you, but they couldn't.
And this DDoS was so severe that it was not slowing down the
internet, but it was slowing down access to their other
clients stuff. You know, because they're basically an ED, you
know, like an Occupy. And so that's when they had to say, oh,
you know, the job, we're, we're protecting it, we can stop it
all, but it's slowing down the internet. They wanted to get
some PR as being like the good guys, but then the attack was so
severe that it slowed down that other clients started bitching,
like, Hey, what the hell's going on? And that's really the
simplicity of it.
You know, I don't know if you're missing the bigger picture here,
or
No, I don't think I am. This is the technical issue. You tell
my but I'm more I went and try. I hit both these sites and I
noticed that cyber whores whatever the spam, horse spam,
whores, they, they were snappy. Now somebody said that Google
gave them some backbone? Sure, sure. But meanwhile, the cyber
bunker boys were just de were damn near down as the attack was
against them. And then G no coincidence. I don't know why
this was never mentioned by anybody in any media outlet.
They are the hosts of or WikiLeaks.
There you go. No, I understand the bigger picture. But I and so
the WikiLeaks thing seems to be having more to do with it. And
if you read the two they have two press release. And I'm
sorry, two press releases on their site. One talking about
the spam horrors being a as a blackmailing operation. Yeah.
But you know, in a in a kind of a legal sense, but it's, you
know, it's the protection racket. Hey, hey, usually
you don't want to know spams.
Yeah, you want to get through? Yeah. So and then they also
mentioned I guess they had a they are act literally in a
bunker.
Yeah. Dutch, a former bunker from World War Two. Yeah. It's
like, what? You can't get into the place if you want to.
That's marketing. It's,
I love it. Yeah. It was one of those in Switzerland. They're
inside of a mountain. Yeah.
It's that Switzerland is that's where WikiLeaks went, I thought
was Norway or something or Denmark,
or the big mountain retreat that nobody can get into his in
Switzerland. And that's mostly used for backups. If people want
to do archive or corporate records, they put it inside this
mountain. And you can't you can drop an A bomb supposedly on the
mountain and they're still saying
At what point at that point your your backup will be so useful.
Oh, what difference is short yet a thumb drive people? So I
think the whole debate because I put pointed this out in the
column about the WikiLeaks angle, which is why we're why
these people actually do the site that's having trouble.
Exactly, yeah. And then I got a bunch of tweets out of the blue.
And I know what I know is right by the by the tweet side guy,
which I also blocked every one of these idiots. But there were
these screwball tweets, each one of the guys had about 175
followers. And they're all cybersecurity experts. And they
all worked at different companies. Supposedly, I didn't
do any background research on but they all look like spooks to
me. And they're tweeting you. They're all tweeting me saying,
oh, oh, well, cyber bunker must be responsible for the Kennedy
assassination. What other conspiracies do you have for me?
Oh, not really. Yeah. They're responsible for killing Kennedy.
Right? And it was, it was
let me find these tweets.
Find them and Did anyone call you Hitler at any point? No, no,
they get their thing. They didn't draw it, but they said it
was they blaming him for blaming it anyway, I can't remember the
ones besides Kennedy, but every no normal conspiracy theory.
They said oh, divorce thing cyber bunker did it or Spamhaus
or whatever. I don't know how they phrased it, but I suppose I
got those tweets out of the blue day. No, follow me. I don't
know. You know, I guess they they just jumped on me and
Twitter. And I said, Okay, great. Um,
so this was after you published the article, right? Yeah, just
probably a day or two of course, of course. So Big Bang. It's
techno experts, man.
It's just like the guys who come in and with the with the, with
the negative review on the book that tells it like it is. And if
you look at all the reviews, that's all they do is they seek
out anything that like, you know, says something bad about
the CIA and they're all over it.
Okay. Here it is. David rahmer. Steen. Apparently at the real
Devora has become the Larry King of tech media. Just saying
random rambling things. Let me see. Who is this guy? 130
followers. Yeah, spoke. Okay, let's see the next one. Oh, wait
a minute. What is the MTA ops? What is he? MTA ops at
LivingSocial interactive. He's a lead engineer MTA ops co opted
Brian MC net that's Oh yeah, that's a good one Brian MC net.
Yeah, at the real Dvorak next we'll be hearing how spam how
shot the Kennedys kidnapped Lindbergh baby and sank the
Titanic. See Brian MC net funny. Oh, here it is Brian MC net. I
stopped SPAM for a living I play since and hunt mushrooms for
fun. Boo ki dokie 115 followers another winner.
Wow. I know they kind of stand out like a sore thumb no
evidence beyond their own statements that cyber bunker
ever hosted WikiLeaks. So anyways, I don't like to spam
whores I think there's a very cuz I remember when we when we
started with me via or pod show and we Ellison we had a
registration system and you know people needed to get like a
registration email or verification email. And it was
just it was just getting willy nilly blocked and that's when
the protection racket came in. It was like $250,000 a year. I
didn't know not that high. And that was a deal because they
were a Sequoia company.
That was the deal. Got a deal. Deal. Well, I'm sure I haven't
talked to the people at MailChimp. Who we I do my
emailing through about this. Yeah, well, they don't pay no,
they have to have a for example, when I I had this one time, I
had a complete failure of any of a mailing and I couldn't figure
out why. And but then I finally figured out why you put it I
turned off the re the RE what's a call when you send it to one
address and it bounces it to somebody else the reply to NO NO
NO redirect and redirect. I turned off redirects so when the
mail which would normally be redirected through MailChimp so
they can do accounting. Oh, right. Right, right. Yeah,
somebody click on this and I turned all that off.
Right and immediately you got you got blocked you got tags.
Yeah,
because they didn't have enough. MailChimp action. I guess it is
what's this? I don't know. It doesn't look like anything.
Blocking.
Wow. Well, anyway, I will say that cyber bunker of course did
land on the moon. And I hold a belief. Hilarious I tell you,
but it's important that people of course, we laugh but this is
the BBC and if you read the New York Times two days in a row,
they're they're spouting this just blather just total bull
crap, because they don't know what they're talking about. They
really don't understand, you know, if anyone is doing
anything in this, they're the heroes are at the exchanges. You
know, the guys who are running the real routers, you know, the,
the BGP stuff that is at the exchanges. And that's not a
stock exchange. Okay, that's an Internet Exchange. Those are the
guys that are really managing all this stuff. And they're the
heroes no one no one interviews them? No, no, let's, let's talk
to the PR guy from from spam whores.
Yeah, or some other PR guy. Yeah, that's all it's all. It's
all but this is a, this this whole racket, which I've, I've
been, you know, like the dvorak.org blog was always
getting blocked here and there. And I had to do a lot of
research to figure out who is doing and as always one of these
companies that that puts a blacklist. And it's like, why am
I on the blacklist? It's just a blog for God's sake. And you've
you know, and it's always you can't figure out who they are.
And you can't get a hold anybody it's like, but this is this is
this is people should stop using these black lists from the
people will just
either stop using email or get a team up with a small, you know,
small company that runs their own servers. Don't be using all
this other crap. That's what we used to do a member we used to
have, like an ISP, and it was like a local guy. Yeah. Hey,
call Hey, man. Hey, man, I my emails not working? Don't worry.
I'll fix it. One second. Okay, it's gonna have that with my
guy. You do? Yeah. But that guy is probably not taking new
clients.
I think he is.
Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. So big in
the Si Si, a CTY me.com.
And I run my own mail server, and I'm very happy with that
very happy
and you're not corrupted? No, at all. Of course, you probably you
block your spam with any technique at all.
No, I actually, if you look at the because I just I just bought
a Mac Mini server, and it literally has everything kind of
right in there and just started a Mac Mini. Yeah, Mac server
server, OS X Mac Mini server. It has everything kind of in there,
including the same, you know, mail program, like you've got,
I've got squirrel mail if I want. Actually, I want to be
using that more than I would ever expect.
I feel the same way. It's kind of, you know,
because when you do a search, you're searching on the server
and site it's pretty fast. And anyway. So it does have spam
whores in there as a choice. And I think it may be by default.
But I didn't choose to use that. You know, it's fun. So what I
Uh, what I actually have done and sounds, it's kind of a crazy
way to do it. But I dislike all these, all these typical filters
is I've set up on the server, there's an account that's
running. And I actually have Thunderbird running with custom
mail rules that I've created over time. So it is it a lot of
stuff should be blocked at the server end. And there is there
is obviously there's some stuff that you know, if it can't
authenticate to blocks, I mean, there's some, some low lower
level SMTP stuff that it does. But I've really kind of built my
own mail rules over time. And and I just have a copy of
Thunderbird running all the time filtering that out, and I get it
through IMAP. So it kind of works. It's, it's a little more
than most people will do, I'm sure.
But actually, with most of these systems, if you want it to put
the effort into it, you could create a filtering system
yourself, which you did. And it which would be very effective
specifically for you.
Yeah. And also, in squirrel mail, you can on OSX certain or
not squirrel, my OSX. Now maybe the squirrel mail, you can
actually set up server side rules. And I've also set up a
number of those. So it's, you know, yeah, it takes a little
work. But you know, what, what are you teaching your kids at
school? You're teaching them nothing of any use the you
should, when kids go to school, they should be taught how to
compile a kernel, a Linux kernel, just just so they do it
just that I've seen it, set up a mail server set up a web server,
set up a porn site. I mean, these are the things that are
useful for kids. But are we teaching them in school? To have
the black history? Yeah, well, of course, in the United States
of Gitmo nation, we have the big Defense of Marriage Act. That's
in the Supreme Court. And I'd like to
go there's actually two things running as I look, again, I
can't see when one starts and the other begins and the other
ends in one way anyway, this the do Ma is being discussed. So as
to Prop Eight situation in California.
Well, this is very interesting, because people in the United
States don't understand how it works and how it operates. But
outside of the United States, they really have no idea and we
have a guest and she's actually she's leaving tomorrow. But our
guests from the Netherland, she's a writer, she's just she
writes for magazines. And by the a lot of insight she gives me
like, she gets double edited, because she's always trying to
slip kind of like crackpot stuff through and they won't have it
and the advertiser, if you really want to talk to any
writer who writes for mainstream magazine, they'll tell you that
you can't do anything that money even remotely piss off the
advertisers. And so she's well read and, and Sonia says, oh,
you know, because of the way you see the news, like, oh, you
know, tomorrow, we're going to wake up and you can marry
anything. I'm going to marry this chair. You know, that's how
it's gonna roll here. No, that's not what's going to happen. And
let's see. And I said, Do you know that the DOMA the Defense
of Marriage Act? Do you know that that Bill Clinton signed
that into law and her head would what to get and Bill Clinton,
and now we see rescinding on that is really
easy for you easy to rescind on if you're out.
But, but it was interesting. She said, Oh, that was like, I
thought that was part of the Constitution. Right? Yeah. But
she's smart man. But this is how
nobody I've been in Holland is going to even understand the
basics of our Constitution, how simple it is. And then and the
fact is most of these things are outside the Constitution and
that's why they're always debating whether they're allowed
by the Constitution in these courts situations. I know.
But but people so don't understand what what is. But
also this is how portrays get rid of our guns. Well, it's
funny, it's funny, you bring that up, because, you know,
Nancy Pelosi, his daughter, Alexandra, who I'm starting to
grow a dislike for Not that I ever liked her, but like, it's
like kind of a severe thing. She was on Piers Morgan. And she
because she did a documentary. She's promoting a documentary
about the New Jersey thing was the governor who
she's the one who went into the deep south and found every
Toothless guy she could. Yes, yes. The whole states a bunch of
Toothless. Yes, yes. Oh, Nadav. I like to screw my dog when my
wife's not around.
Open opening of the show, and we just take the time code. Okay.
So she's, she's on and with, with the governor who came out
as gay. Remember that he was there with his wife and he
resigned. It was like this whole big deal. That was maybe 10
years ago, I think so she's done a documentary on him. Her
husband is Dutch. And so Pierce brings up of course, his main
topic about new Newtown Connecticut. And
yeah, I'm sure his ratings are sky rock. Adding from this theme
of his
and and I think that there was like there's some story,
although I'm not sure if it's really been corroborated that
two guys came up, said that with a lady with a stroller and said
Give us your money. No. And then they shot the infant in the
head. You hear the story? No, it doesn't. It's kind of like a cry
sound sounds like a crock to me. So, but listen to what Pelosi,
daughter of the biggest reptile in DC had to say.
It's getting worse. I don't know what you think about this, but
by the way, so here's a British guy about to talk about a Dutch
guy's opinion of our country.
This seems like an escalation in the desensitizing of these kids
is Adam Lanza at Sandy Hook, drunk.
Now he's this is just how he talks about
to walk into a classroom of first graders and just
annihilate them. This guy love the words kid has been charged
with this offense, to walk up to a baby in a stroller and just
shoot a bullet in his head. It seems to me a sort of
dehumanizing processes going on here. That removes any sense of
normal behavior.
I thought you were taking it to the place of redemption.
Now, by the way, what happened here is they have a script for
this interview. And she totally off script. Yes, she she well,
she totally misunderstood.
Oh, she went she essentially lost, she lost, she lost
his train of thought. And she's actually going to say that right
now, I thought you're going to talk about Tiger Woods, which he
didn't mention in the in the whole lead up to this. So he's,
he's just this is highly scripted
by very, very script, because you're
starting with Tiger Woods. And I think you're gonna ask him if he
thought these people deserve presumption?
Well, I'm gonna come to that. I mean, I
think I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come back to that part of the
script. But hold on, I'm not ready, I suppose.
Over your show, if you let
her know, and I will tell you that my husband is Dutch. And he
watches you every night. And he says, this is sick, this country
is sick. And it's a disease. And it's sad that, you know, it's
great that you can say it, but that the whole doesn't see it.
And that if you get a class, I have a first grader if you line
up a clap their class of 20 kids and they get what happened in
San Jose, and that doesn't change this country, then you
have to realize there's something really sick and
disgusting about this country. You're not allowed to say that
in America. And America used to say, USA chant. This is the
greatest country on Earth. And that's all you're allowed to
say.
Well, I think so.
True on the USA, which by the way, your mom would be the
number one douchebag doing that. But why don't you Why don't you
take your Dutch husband and put them on a plane and send him
back to Duitsland? Where it's so much better? Where let me see
you make them not sick and discuss what you wish you'd
called, where you
make a movie. And then, you know, just a movie against that
even against just a movie about a religion and then your head
gets cut off and you get gunned down in the street? How about
that? Or where you just walk around Amsterdam tell me how
safe you feel as a woman or as a gay man. Or woman. Tell me how
safe you feel in that in that unset country. The world is sick
lady. I like the script thing. Distributors shoes, like see
where I thought you're gonna be on this item to talk about?
Yeah. Dude, we had a one of the we should remind this is we've
talked about this, maybe two or three years ago, we had one of
the producers that used to work in the McLaughlin report. And he
says that entire show is completely scripted. Right,
right, including what people say and how they say and how they
get interrupted. And I'd like
to remind people that not only is this podcast not scripted, I
will take it one step further. We do not speak to each other
outside of the 15 minutes before we start the show when we're
just like getting tea and play and slide whistle during the
show. And then after the show where we discuss essentially,
the artwork, the title of the show. And then if John is going
to be on twit I try and rile him up, try and try to say crazy
crap on the show. And that rarely works by the way. And
that's about it. And that is why we are I think it's part of our
success. And people still don't want to sometimes don't even
believe that.
No, I know is because many of our clips since we're
essentially we're not on the same exact wavelength. We're not
even in the same part of the country. But we we watch the
same sources even though there's more sources than we can
actually watch. And we always switch around a lot. But we
can't we find the same kinds of stories and so we'll have
complementary clips, which makes it look rehearsed because, you
know, you'll say something like yeah, boom, and then I got one
in there and then you got a topper and that kind of thing.
Now, I did have one clip from the Supreme Court discussions
which I believe Kagan had the best line and apparently these
these discussions about gay marriage, DOMA and Prop Eight
are packing them in unlike most supreme court and here's
what I don't understand why. So you know, of course, if like you
and I were both with you, you'd have C span on, then we have
this, this great debate, which is it's grandiose one way or the
other, but there's no video. It's only audio. And it's like a
radio play. I mean, you've got the audience hooting and
hollering and laughing and I like it. I enjoy it. But why no
cameras in the Supreme Court? What is the thinking behind
that?
They're not very attractive people.
Okay. Right. That would make sense. Yes. So,
anyway, so we have camera ready. They're not they don't want to
put makeup on and they'd be tempted to
we've seen Ginsburg legs, I mean, please, is
so so they were are getting big laughs and Kagan had the best
line. I have it here getting big laps in the Supreme Court. And
she she's played to the audience and got the big good laugh. And
there the whole place was happy as as a clam.
said, Mr. Cooper, suppose the state said,
Oh, hold on. It's not clap, stop. I wanted to set it up.
This is the argument that she's attacking, which is that the
reason you already have gay marriage and this guy's anti gay
marriage, is because there's no procreation, it's all about
procreation. That's what the whole game is. And so now
hitting because we
think that the focus of marriage really shouldn't be on
procreation. We're not going to give marriage licenses anymore
to any couple where both people are over the age of 55. Would
that be constitutional? No, Your Honor, it would not be
constitutional, because that's the same state interest. I would
think, you know, if you're over the age of 55, you don't help us
serve the government's interest in regulating procreation
through merit.
By the way, when I heard that, I was like, I'm listening to the
Giants view join voice system. You are not helpful to your
government, you are not procreating stay inside.
So why is that different?
Your Honor, even with respect to couples over the age of 55, it
is very rare that both couples both parties, to the couple are
infertile. And the traditional No, really,
if a couple I can just assure you if both the woman and the
man are over the age of 55 there are not a lot of children coming
out of that man.
We are so messed up in our head in this country about penis
vagina. boobies, nipples. Ass. You know, anything that has to
do with the human body? Because that's not laughter let's get
this nervous laughter John that's a nervous humor. She
got the big laugh.
But peep Yeah, it's a punch line. But it's just so
it was it was Yeah. We're gonna be having sex.
Are you sure showed you when you put it in there? Like, really?
By the way, all right. So that's all you got it
for the I had all those clips and I said you know this is not
that interesting. It's got to be easier to deconstruct the the
results rather than picking up these one liners. And there's
these koi arguments and that's it. The arguments are
interesting. I have to say, you know, and I always enjoyed by
the way I did listen to the Supreme Court case about the
dogs. And because it's totally fascinating ended ended. I don't
know I don't know. What about the dogs. Well placed sniffer
dogs decision.
This is all this was also in the
Supreme Court. Police will have to get a warrant from now on
before they bring drug sniffing dogs on a suspects property
right Supreme Court handed down that decision today. five to
four Justice Antonin Scalia wrote the majority opinion for a
conservative liberal combination. He found that using
sniffer dogs without a warrant violates Fourth Amendment's
protection against illegal search
and seizure simply because we know that dogs lie.
Yeah, there's that to the dog. Dogs lives lives beside them.
Get them to get the dogs away. That's the that's the point.
Yeah. And apparently it was only the liberal part of the court
that thought this was the way to go. And all the Conservatives
Yeah, it's fine. Let the dogs come on the property. What
damage does it make? They're not going inside and that was their
basic argument. But Scalia said as screw that he flipped on this
and they get the liberal said, Oh, you can write the decision
because you're more erudite than we are areas of this thing to
write.
Hey, I'm just thinking back to that that comment. I was kind of
ageist you know, it's also like, you know, you're 55 like you're
just you're just you don't have sex you just useless.
It is a good point yesterday, just
just think because I'm like, Hey, wait a minute. That's only
like seven years from now six. Screw that in my
rearview mirror.
And objects in the rearview mirror may seem closer than they
appear or something like that. Well, I only caught one thing
about this whole DOMA and of course This, this really means
nothing. So the Supreme Court could strike it down because the
way it works in it still works, I believe in these United States
is it's a states rights issue states determine, you know,
their own laws in this regard. And the federal government
pretty much has nothing to do with it. But I caught on. This
is MSNBC on the morning, Joe program. And they had some
guests on I guess, legal experts, and the well listen to
it and see if you hear the same thing I heard the DOMA debate.
Just reading about it would appear that that's done, that
they're
gonna just throw it out.
It sounds like it. But the interesting
thing is, it doesn't sound like they're going to throw it out
because they think that it's unconstitutional on an equal
protection basis. It sounds like if they if they toss out DOMA,
it's because of a legal technicality because it tramples
on states rights.
states rights is a legal technicality.
The legal technicalities, the legal system works. What is
wrong with these people, minor and minor 10th amendment is just
a legal technicality.
But this is how we're being programmed. This is how we're
being programmed. And I'm going to resend to you, I will rescind
and repent that I was unawares. And I think that's correct with
the rest of the cutting in line phenomenon, which now is
confirmed as also taking place in Texas, although I still have
yet to receive confirmation or empirical proof myself, but it's
happening
awesome to see it because you're an older guy, and they're going
to see you and they're not going to do it. In fact, I have under
if you saw the second batch of clips, I do have one clip which
I want to discuss. Although we can discuss it after thanking a
number of executive producers who are coming in because we
have show 500 Coming up next Sunday, this coming Sunday, or
Sunday. And I want to get these out of the way because there's a
lot of them and we want to make sure everyone gets a good thank
you. Yes for helping us celebrate and this is really 500
shows.
And this is really part of the pre celebratory festivities.
Yeah. So we have a lot we have a couple of people two of our
producers came in as instant knights Wow, all sounds each.
Gerhard. How do you pronounce this in Dutch Boris?
Boris he in art Boris is how I pronounce it. She had art.
Isn't Boers like one of the great great Dutch names?
Um, well, you you know that there's this is all this stuff
changed South Africa. Oh, the Boers. You're right. And he's
well it couldn't it make sense. He's from the south of Holland
Lindbergh. Sweetheart. Yeah, in fact, I think he's, yeah.
And he sent us no note that I could find and we looked and
looked really and. And he's probably was a relative of
somebody that was in the Boer War, I would think. Yeah,
conference events for that was like a major, major deal. But
anyway, as South, you would recognize it being the South,
but we also have a guy from the south of the USA Paxton Sanders
from Madison, Alabama. And he says he wants to thank us for
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You are on the CW. Yeah, I
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I have a I am big
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started with somehow got off the track because he's interested in
a bunch of things that I'm interested in. Like, he has just
getting chickens. I think I talked him to getting a C band
dish, which was on its front yard in Palo Alto, which I don't
think he's gonna get Wait a minute.
Did he say hey, that no agenda show was always on the favorite
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I brought it up and he didn't know anything about him. He said
that's great. He doesn't use his own stuff. You know, he doesn't
know the Roku search and you just type in no agenda. Anyway,
the but I think I talked him into becoming a ham.
Great. Who was the guy that started Tandem Computers.
Oh, there's I don't remember. So he
he's a ham and he lives in Austin. And I was introduced via
email. And he's, I mean, he's like a billionaire. Still
probably. And he's like, yeah,
get rid of the money fast enough. Well, I'm going to try
and help him. Yeah, make him listen to the no agenda, shall
we? Isn't your little device
we need to? We need an endowment, but he's a ham. He's
like, Hey, man, let's have some coffee. Like, cool.
That's sure. He's four guys. They're not in the business
anymore. So they're just bored.
And our scientists friend Russell, Professor Russell from
the brain in the brain guy. Yeah. I don't know what we said.
Exactly. But I think he's trying to take my wife away from me
now. I swear to God, he's like, he's letting him he's like, No,
seriously. He's like, so first he was allowed to photograph the
entire brain collection within the picture. I get I always
like, we'd like to see the mummies we have in the basement.
Oh, hmm. And let's meet let's meet in Florence. I know the
friends there at the at the museum I'm sure I can get you to
see to photograph some of the special exhibits. This guy's
totally stealing my wife.
He's probably thinking well, I mean it's probably Yeah, it was
probably the last show you made some indication that you you
might want to go gay by opportunities
I don't remember that. I do
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above on that as always propagate the formula our
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shut
so I had there's a new kind of a crazy hoarder show that that
came on. I don't have the title of it. I'm trying to see if I
can find it. It's called spam hoarder. No, that's funny idea
though. Nice. How do you hit that was typed that was funny. I
was typing up the the search and instead of writing the word I
wanted, I wrote horn Spam.
Spam remember spam radio? No, it's still around. There's like
It was it was like a big thing. And it basically it just takes
spam and reads it on the stream. I think it's fast calm and bio
replica slash slash actress.
Well, this could be maybe the name of this animal hoarding
whatever the case is. I listened to an episode it was a cat lady
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trying to get the mom from helping the cat lady who's
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cats. And she knows she knows about the cat. And then she has
her. And when it every time she talks, she always has a little
jab she likes to give to the family. You know, it's like it's
not, it's not her fault. She's got 200 cats. It's their fault.
So so I decided to do a remix since you brought it up. And I
because I thought there's always something you can do to add a
little Zinger to make somebody's commentary a little a little
better. And so we can play the two examples I have here is Cat
Lady one.
How many cats do we have grandma? No, grandma, we all
know this is God. So out of control. My worst fear is that
we're not going to hear from you for three days. We're going to
come looking for you. And what are we going to find? You guys
go longer than that without calling me.
So there's
always room. Did you put the rim shot? Did you actually produce
this? Yes. Can I do
it? I told you some mix. I'm trying to live in the show. So
real shots appropriate. Yeah, after
500 episodes. Now finally, like I'm so bored of this. I gotta do
a rim shot. Let me get
shot guy. So I still play cat lady too. When we see the same
sort of thing where she leaves she leaves us with a wonderful
punch line.
Not one person could take care of this many animals. This house
is unlivable for one cat, let alone 200 I'm guessing Well,
we're throwaways people throw them
away. Well, grandma, other than I now have no reason to.
I don't wake up in the morning lonely. I know that there was a
reason why you get up I know that love for animals. But this
is not fair. This isn't fair to them.
Well, then why don't we have me put down?
You know, I think my grandmother actually said that at one point.
I couldn't recall. I think she said that. All right. That's
enough of the silliness. Please kill him is only
add to two. All right, I gotta go meet with these women's
ridiculous. And I wow, you know what,
let's just stay up sewing lady. Yeah, you
know, I think we talked about this on on previous show like
this, the mock the rise of the Machiavellian muck of
Machiavelli and the woman and like
you have a you have a clip. I do have a Machiavellian woman.
Do you have one? No. Well, I
do have one. Well, kind of not really. You know, I do have a
funny clip. That's kind of
not No, no, no, no, no, enough of the funny clips. We've got.
You got pace yourself. Pace yourself. So they're all of a
sudden there was all this talk about a Viagra pill for women.
And it's an you know, Jake Tapper. Didn't Jake Tapper work
for ABC? Did he get hired for CNN? Was he? I thought it was at
a network before? I guess.
Jake Tapper was one of the spokes holes for the Washington
for the White House.
Oh, of course. That's why he's now a news guy on CNN makes
sense. No, but you know, he's he's always been a news guy, but
for a different organization.
Well, you were sounds, okay.
Yeah, consult the book of knowledge, if you don't mind.
Boy, you're doing that. So Jake Tapper has a new show on CNN.
And of course, they're going to snazz it up. And so there's
this, this report about Viagra for women. I'm like, why is this
happening? And I saw it on other channels. And of course, you
know, some, this is all PR as usual. There's no movie involved
in this case. But the PR is that Viagra has officially been on
the market for 15 years. And so Jake brings on the CNN expert,
who they happen to have. And and what's her name?
Sam apperceive tapi has been Good Morning America Nightline.
So he was at work for the White House that I can see.
Yeah, he knows he was he he was at the White House
correspondent. Yeah, right for me because I was right. He was
ABC, which only right now right. So he brings on the CNN medical
expert to talk about the Viagra for women. And
well, I'm Spanish Fly
Obviously, there's specific examples of couples where women
have a higher desire. And so what are we really trying to do
here make women's sexuality mirror man's so that we can make
men happy.
So this is the level right? I'm
like, That's interesting. So they took it to home.
Oh, it gets worse. All right. So lastly, your your suggestion it
seems to be would be if there's a woman who has is having a
problem with sexual dysfunction. It's probably in her mind and
she should see a therapist.
Or it's a bit about it could be there's certainly physiological
conditions that could be addressed in any therapist
that's registered with a sec, the American Association of sex
educator or counselors, educators and therapists would
be a great place to start. But also you know, if you just want
to if you guys out there just want us to raise our sexual
desire just load the dishwasher. Okay. Women on
DeVos Dr. Wendy hor. Can you believe that key believe that
that is the level that Jake Tapper has sunk to
doing? terracing? Well, the dishwasher men
what it was actually there was some sexist stuff she said to
besides that,
and behavior expert and author of the 30 day, love 30 Day love.
Dr. Balls, thanks for being with us. So as Elizabeth has So as
he's talked about, is what needs to be addressed with women more
mental than physical?
Absolutely. Research shows that women's sexuality is very
different than men sexuality men is more about basic plumbing,
get some blood flow there.
That's exactly how I'm like I'm listening to some like, that's
not okay to say you know, it's that's it's sexist. Yeah,
managers, they just want I just got some blood flow in there.
Stick that thing in, move around. Screw you, bitch. I
mean, this one makes me mad women,
you have to address desire sometimes why men don't have
desires. Now all of a sudden, women's sexuality is about
desire to be desired.
I'd like to be desired. This is my sexuality is a desire to be
desired. This is incredibly sexist, and there's no
questioning of it,
or they have sex because they want to companion. Great
evidence of this as well. Oh, great evidence. Women who break
up from a relationship. They don't replace their boyfriend
with pornography. Like what yeah, when
you go through a divorce, and you're the next thing you know,
you're plowing through porn, and they let this is
bullcrap. And that's on television. On CNN, the news
channel with Jake Tapper. White House, former White House
correspondent for ABC News.
Wow. Talking about sinking to the bottom of the boat. This is
unbelievable. Sorry,
and the worst it's all to promote
Viagra. Yeah, that's the worst anniversary
for the for the big Viagra anniversary. I'm just I'm blown
away by this but this is happening more and more not just
this complete idiocy. But we're seeing this ageism sexism and
it's of course it's all reverse which is still sexism, ageism,
racism. You know, it's like Jim Carrey and I don't know if you
saw this Jim Carrey came out with a Funny or Die video. And
did you see this thing you must see it by know about it. Okay.
And so it's against. It's a it's an anti gun video, it is the
most unfunny thing he's ever done. And I'm a pretty big fan
of Jim Carrey stuff. Way back to when I was a member. He was on
Fox. The little living color. I mean, that's right, that the
weigh ins books and a lot of people aren't old enough to even
remember Jim Carrey from that. And so first of all, he does a
parody of Hee ha. Now even I'm not old enough to understand the
parody of Hee Haw ridiculous
hug about a dated reference and no no in comedy and he's
doing Charlton Heston another like, what? Wow, no one cares.
And then in his backing band is like, very funny. He's got
Lincoln shot with a gun. He's got John Lennon shot with a gun.
You know, like, this is his backing band. Haha. But
essentially, he's making fun of people who is saying that people
have guns are redneck white, eight holes.
And it's racist when I say that but of statistics statistically
not true, actually, is the number of white people with guns
is less than 50% of the total number of gun owners. Yes. So
it's a minority of users.
But it's an I'm just let's just
go with the stereotype and forget about the facts. Yeah,
and
but the stereotype and I mean, I can laugh at something that I
don't agree with. I can still laugh at him. It's fine, but
it's not funny. It's I don't even get it. I mean, yeah, I
know. He hall I know because Goldie Hawn was on it that's
about all I know it I don't think I've ever actually seen
John was on last year's and laugh and see this out by the
little I know he was a clone of laugh and done in a
style with with wood. All kinds of really never heard of because
it was mainly a syndicated TV show.
Well, I can give you some of the audio. You might get the idea
but you'll You'll see it's not funny in a minute
why did you then cliquish quit drinking? Like a real dumb?
Well, I wouldn't have any fine, folks. And welcome back to the
hall. We want to thank our special guest, Charlton Heston
for joining us.
It's an absolute pleasure to be here in the shade of God did on
here. I mean, it's
so bad.
I was really, really bad. Anyway,
I need to mention it. Let's talk about Cyprus for a second
because I know what happened. Of course, we know that if you
don't know well, you know what?
Before you play, you're just let me give my small not as good a
clip Cyprus Redux. So we at least have some evidence of
what's going on.
We might have the same one. I don't think so.
In Cyprus, several 1000 students protested in Nicosia, a day
after the country secured a $13 billion dollar international
bailout. The deal calls for Cyprus to shrink its banking
sector and impose heavy losses on large depositors. Today,
protesters marched on Parliament and the presidential palace,
they waved signs and chanted slogans against the austerity
measures. No, we never see that. No, you're right. That you're
not gonna that was not an American television show. I'm
sure.
Actually it was the lose our Oh, really. It was run down with a
short snippets.
Okay, so here is this is the our friends in Canadia talking about
it, and this is how they're kind of positioning it.
In fact, Senior Science politician told us that pension
funds will be amongst the assets confiscated and transferred to
Europe. In fact, banks eventually reopened here,
individuals or businesses with more than $130,000 on deposit
and certain banks will find a great deal of their money has
been seized, was left will be subjected to strict controls,
closing accounts or transferring money will be forbidden in the
near term. No other European country has endured such a thing
as this onlooker here rather shrewdly observed,
what happens in Cyprus, what happened in Greece could happen
in Italy could happen in Spain, could happen in Portugal. It's
wrong.
Tonight, Cyprus has President returned from Brussels and told
his people to brace for deep pain. And in fact, the Dutch
Finance Minister who played a leading role in imposing this
nightmare on Cyprus, told reporters today that this will
indeed be the template for any future bank bailouts. In other
words, Peter, from now on no bank account anywhere in the
Eurozone is safe. That cannot be reassuring.
Alright, so this is what everyone was talking about is
that to deisel Blum, who is indeed the relatively new Dutch
Finance Minister, and I have a little clip of him, which I
really liked to play, because you can hear kind of just how he
does not give a shit about anybody. He's just just a total
elitist prick. But I am going to tell the citizenry of the EU,
that you brought this on yourself and that they're
actually doing the correct thing. First, let's listen to
the elites
will be based on ambitious measures in areas of fiscal
consolidation.
I love the ambitiousness of this structural reforms and
privatization, privatization, very important to remember that
US authorities will also take decisive action to safeguard the
stability of the financial sector,
including bank resolution and deep restructuring measures
concerning the two largest banks. A levy on deposits across
the whole banking sector can and will, therefore be avoided. And
I would like to emphasize, emphasize that none of these
measures will affect deposits below 100,000 euros. There
should be no doubt about that. The likey bank will be resolved
immediately with full contribution of equity,
shareholders, bondholders and uninsured depositors. And it
will be split into a good and a bad bank. Bad bank will be
rundown over time. And the good bank will be folded into the
Bank of Cyprus. So all the all the insured deposits will be
moved into the Bank of Cyprus as well as good assets. The
instruments that we're choosing now, it could have been chosen a
week ago, but they couldn't have been chosen a week ago because
there simply wasn't a political possibility to reach that
agreement. So I'm trying to figure out, you know, what has
changed? Why is this taking place? And there's two basic
reasons. One, of course, you heard the, the magic word
privatization. And this is very important to understand that
Turkey has been ratcheting up the pressure on Cyprus. They,
they essentially have forbidden any the Italian energy company
from doing any projects with Turkey, if they were to do
anything with Cyprus, because of course, Cyprus has that
Leviathan field, right offshore. So you know, Israel has it. But
Cyprus has a large portion of this.
Most of the pumping would have to go through SIPE Cyprus. And
we discussed this once before you when you discovered this
field, and it turns out that they had to privatize, we
already talked about the, the need to privatize. So they can
show they get ownership of of the pipeline completely, and
they can't take a piece of it. In other words, disciple,
Cypriot government cannot steal money from the pipeline, which
normally they would want to do to get a piece of the action, a
penny of, you know, a barrel or something. So they wanted to
avoid that kind of a thing, because God, we can't afford
that. And so the idea was that this was going to happen, as you
predicted, I believe, a two years ago, and I don't have the
Red Book for that too long ago. And they never did what I think
that I think there was a model that was supposed to occur where
they're supposed to go, step two, step three step, and they
just didn't, right. And so they said, Okay, we got to step in
and make this happen.
It's also important to note that Turkey is blackmailing Italy,
because Italy would love to have had the natural gas go from
Cyprus to Italy into Europe. Right, that makes sense. What a
bonanza. It's gonna go to Turkey. It's gonna go, you know,
and we, of course, we have Greece, and you've got to all
everything it's all about, get just total control. Of course,
what's being played up? Is all the Porsche citizens, believe
me, no one gives a crap about them. That is just like, just,
you know, what do you call it? The collateral damage? No one
cares. This is about screwing the Russian depositors grabbing
the gas and rolling it right through, right through, you
know, whoever is whoever winds up owning it, which by the way,
could be a different set of Russians, for all I know.
And there could be Russian battles going on. Yes, there's
this thing did a couple of things to note whether to me
because you're going to finish this, but I want to, I was kind
of wondering about how the Russians are going to react to
this, because Cypress is kind of like the Russian second home,
especially for expats, a lot of them that, you know, if they're,
if all kinds of political repercussions take place in some
areas, like even the Ukraine, some, they go to Cyprus, and
they hang out there until blows over.
They also go to Turkey. I mean, the Russians and the Turks are
also buddies,
but they put their money in the banks and they expect it to be
safe there. They don't expect to have it stolen from them. And in
Cyprus, in fact, the first that the Bank of Cyprus are talking
about that it's going to take over everything is really the
first it's actually has branches in Moscow. So there's like a
some sort of connection there, too. This is a real mess. And
the and the EU, besides screwing the Russians on this deal, are
also I think, inviting a bank run on the on the Bank of Spain
to Portugal and elsewhere. Yeah. So. So what's the point of that?
Okay, well, so you have the Pro, what I'm understanding is you
have the Pro Putin, guys, and I'm just receiving now
information that last night, because you know, last night
they actually brought in the cash. You know, they had trucks
with the in fact I've got, I've got a clip, they brought the
trucks in with cash and two jets took off with money to Russia.
of the people who are pro Putin their money got out here's the
banks of Cyprus finally set to reopen tomorrow after being
closed for nearly two weeks. However, the Authorities are
expecting runs on the bank. So they're putting in place new
restrictions to try to stem the outflow of deposits. First
Cypriots will not be allowed to withdraw more than 300 Euros per
day, they will be allowed to cash any checks, they won't be
allowed to cash in certificates of deposit early. And finally,
if you're traveling outside the country, you won't be allowed to
bring out more than 3000 Euros per person per trip. There are
preparations underway for the mass distribution of cash
tonight, a huge amount of cash arriving at the Central Bank
under heavy guard, private security team is in place in the
country with 35 armored vehicles to begin distribution of that
cash from the central bank to the branches. The employees are
getting in early in order to receive training on what to say
and what the new measures are. And then the banks will finally
reopen at noon. Here's what
you say. So so that is the that is the cash part. But the thing
that I found most interesting, which no one has talked about,
everyone's talking about deisel Blum, He is head of the Euro
group, which is apparently it's like It's like the banksters of
the EU. And, and he's the right guy for it. He's young, you
know, he has he's a douchebag, obviously, you know, new finance
minister, he's got all the right background, he's got that phony
little British accent thingy going on, because he's educated
as an elite cocksucker. Sorry, I just have to say it. But what's
really going on here is this is the ESM. And the ESM. I warned
about this. And I told you, I told you Europeans that you
can't just let your frickin politicians go. And they
ratified this hold that what was this a year ago as well, that I
said, the ESM, this is the dangerous thing. So
the second thing was that long ago, but it was a while.
Well, the ESM is the European Stability Mechanism and this
agreement. And I have a clip here from Klaus wriggling, who
is the the, the president or the managing director of the ESM,
which is just another computer with with bank stuff on it. The
whole deal behind the ESM is there would be no bank bailouts,
from this money and Cyprus as far back as October 2011, has
been trying to get a bank bailout from the ESM, which they
will never do. So you've really put this upon yourselves,
because it was all fine and dandy, which could yell and
bitch and moan about, you know, about the banks getting bailed
out by the government, and by the EU. But now because of the
ESM. And this is the first time this has happened. They can't
they legally when their own laws cannot do it. So you've brought
this upon yourself. This is what you wanted. Here's Klaus,
as you know, Cypress Hill is a first fully fledged macro
economic assistance program, financed by the ESM. This
program has a strong bank restructuring component and
covers financing needs of the public sector.
Okay, translation, translation is, in order to get the ESM
money, which is the only way you can still get money to save
anything of an economy of Cyprus. The strong quote, strong
restructuring plan means screw everybody, screw it, just taking
the money, whatever, however, we have to do it. And the public
sector part is the privatization part.
See, ESM financing will mean Nico to the budget of Cyprus.
So the budget of Cyprus, which means it's not even actually
going to they're not even going to receive any money. It just
stays in Europe for their contribution that goes to their
budget doesn't go to
them. And it has Firstman lobby as usual. Be on a quarterly
basis, following some normal reviews by the Troika pile.
That's all I can say, Heil. Heil. Heil. Heil. Forget
about just basically took over the place. Yeah, I mean, I,
Cyprus was not a country that was in economic turmoil. I mean,
this whole thing is such a scam from beginning to end, including
I put the Greeks into this to the most productive people in
the EU in terms of productivity numbers are, you know,
essentially, and they had to do that to them. If Turkey was in
the EU, by the way, this would be going on with them to some
way. They are a little more adamant. They have they have a
military well,
they also they have the they are the crossroads for all
pipelines. So they've got a little more leverage and
leverage. But these guys are just essentially being. And I
think that students have got this right. They're, they're
protesting, but they're not probably protesting with enough
vigor. No, this is a takeover. And that's all it is to it. And
the EU is just, essentially, it's like, it's like a company
that I talked to the CEO of Barnes and Noble once about
this. And he says he hates the business in over the last few
years, because publishers would be buying out each other. And so
you one company would buy another and then jack up the
prices of the books to pay for the buyout. Right. And so the
book price has gone through the roof because of this, the system
centrally they're making by stealing the money from the
banks. They're making the Cypriots, the Cyprus folks pay
for their own takeover. Yes. humiliating. Yeah, it is. It's
gonna cost us too much money to take over the place. And no one
will just steal their money that's in the bank.
Yeah. But they don't, but they don't even care about that. They
don't really don't care. And you know, and now it looks like
Spain is going to be much worse than expected. What do you think
Spain next, Spanish banks because it then no longer
is it could be Spain or Portugal. Those are the two
targets and I think they're just I would guess Portugal to be
next because I think it's just a little smaller, although they're
tough cookies, and maybe harder to do Portugal. because they're
a little more they may fight about it. The Spanish seem to be
the Spanish got suckered because they gave them all this money,
they spent it on roads and nobody goes to it. There's one
airport in Portugal did the same thing. Portugal did that to not
to an extreme, not big, there's a smaller country, so they can't
do it to the extent that Spain did, right. And then
unfortunately, we didn't build a whole airport, you know, middle
of nowhere, just spend the money. And if you go drive
through Madrid, there's some beautiful skyscrapers that were
put up one of them by the, there's one in particular,
there's one of the main drags as these two huge buildings that
looked like they're falling in on each other on either side of
the street right now. They're leaning and it's a bank
building, that the bankers took all his money and they built
this huge monument to themselves. It's it's an
interesting situation
Portugal first, if only just for the pedophilia, because that's
like, pedophile central there. And I think they probably want
to, like, just do something with that. Same guys.
I don't know. Maybe? I mean, I do. I do. I don't think that's
going to be their rationale. I think it's gonna be which one's
easier? We'll get to the other one when we get to it.
Maybe, but eventually, it's going to be a total takeover of
all of Europe. And it'll take 1015 years. Yeah, it'll be it'll
be
after that. Oh,
that'll be fun. That will be fun. So wrapped up in this, it
cannot be ignored is the obvious to to the head there for bears
offski. In, in Surrey. And I was so funny, you know, so so this
is the Russian guy who was anti Putin. Funny how that works.
Everyone who's pro Putin, their money gets flown out of Cyprus
on jets. You can Google this, by the way, you can find you can
see this and brand new jets. Anyone who was anti Putin, your
money is still in there. You can't take it out and and maybe
you get killed. Or listen to
the report. Although this is a very brief hearing. It was you
said it was open to then adjourned. Within minutes, we
did hear some absolutely crucial evidence from a police detective
who spoke in court and said that Mr. Better softkeys body had
been found by an ambulance crew lying on the floor of the
bathroom last Saturday afternoon. And the key thing he
said was that the ambulance crew had found him with what he
described as a ligature around his neck, which is a kind of
medical term, it's ligatures, used in surgery, for tying up
wounds and things, but essentially means some kind of
cord around his neck. And he said that a similar a piece of
similar material had been found on the shower rail above him. So
obviously, appears very clear now that he did, or he was
hanged.
He just said it. Let's look at the let's look at the logic. Now
in England in particular, but the for one thing, the ceilings
are low. So yes, yeah. Let alone a one of these shuts things that
hold a shower curtain which have no strength. I mean, I keep
trying to do a pull up on one you can't do it. It just come
right down. And And meanwhile, where's the rest of the rope? I
mean, what they just found ligature marks. ligature round,
it's just ligature. So he was hanging there. And then and then
it's tight itself and fell to the ground. Is it any of this?
Is there any logic to any of this explanation? No. And then
logic to some couple of goons coming in there and and not
wanting to make a mess. And so they got him from behind, choked
him to death with this ligature with a
kingdom in the ribs. I think he has a broken rib. Oh, yeah.
That too, probably kicked him elsewhere, whether they wouldn't
mention it, but just to make his life miserable as he's dying.
And then and then lecturing him as he was going under, about,
you know, whose side is he on and is too bad and blah, blah,
blah, and the guy drops, and they just drop them they're dead
and they leave the robe or whatever, and lay in there and
then now that somehow becomes a hanging on a on a shower curtain
rod.
I like. I like how the how the reporter actually says he was
hanged. And yeah, he was hanged by like, he hung himself or he
hanged himself. He was hanging off him.
So obviously, appears very clear now that he did, or he was
hanged. He even
corrects himself. And he did or he was hanged.
Yeah, there's a there is a theory out there that says that
this is not him and that he escaped and that he is in
hiding. Allah Robert Maxwell, but I don't think he's probably
dead.
I think he's dead to the Russians aren't that they're,
they're efficient. They're not gonna let that happen. Unless
you know, there's no way
It's a wonderful world, everybody, that's for sure. Just
gotta love it.
So I got one clip here. That's interesting. Which could use a
rim shot by the way. Creepy. Panetta will be back clip I know
if you're aware of this particular development,
he's barely had a chance to get back to work at his Institute.
But could there be yet another return to Washington 2016
Clinton Panetta ticket
as far as I'm concerned, that's what public service is all
about. It's about committing yourself to giving your children
a better life. And if I can do that, in whatever capacity I
will continue to do that.
The Humpty Dumpty ticket,
can you imagine that ticket? Oh, my goodness, you would represent
Cheney, and she would represent George Bush, I guess I don't
know. i This is not something I want to see.
You don't think it's possible that you know, Janet Napolitano
did a bit of a breakfast thing. And of course, they asked her
the question there as well. You know, it's like, Hey, you're
gonna run? Do you think it could be Clinton to Positano?
There's no way they're gonna run to women? It's not
possible. But if there if there were two women, so here's the
follow up. rimshot.
There you go. It's like who said there were two women.
So the peloton, oh, she's doing this breakfast and, and she
starts talking about the Trusted Traveler services. And I'm
thinking how is this making us any safer.
And we continue to work to emphasize our our mission with
respect to border border security. The third area, that
is a big change for us, and it's like turning a big big ship, is
to move in the travel and trade space into a risk based approach
where we don't treat every threat equally, where we don't
treat every passenger the same. But based on what we know or
don't know, this is very
interesting. This is an hour long breakfast talk. And what's
funny is she was actually eating during when people were asking
questions, who's just scarfing down scrambled eggs, she has to
maintain her weight,
about travelers, we can identify who we can expedite through the
lines versus those that we don't know much about, that we need to
be spending our time on. Now
listen very carefully to what she's saying. And then I want to
ask you about the logic.
So you'll see we have expanded Global Entry, if you don't have
your global entry card, you really ought to get it for those
who have it is for those who travel internationally. And if
you arrive at JFK, and you see people scooting through the
lines, that's because they have their global entry. So and then
we have a domestic version called TSA PreCheck, which has
been growing very rapidly. Our hope is that by the end of this
year, one in four travelers will be in some sort of expedited
traveler program, expedited his code for biometric program,
which allows us to, again, focus on those we don't know much
about and hopefully we'll take some pressure off the the wait
lines at the airports. We've done the same.
Okay. So a couple things
early on, interrupt you for a second. You remember when the
sequester came out? I haven't heard anything about the
waistline is going up. But But Obama threatened that there was
going to be our long two hour long waits to get to your
airplane. Yes. bullcrap.
Yes. Well, no one calls him on that, please.
Anyway, go on. I
I don't understand how this makes us safer. Because you've
you've been pre approved. First of all, you're coming into the
country? Yeah. Are you carrying a bomb? You're gonna blow up,
you know, the minute you're in the country, I'm here. Oh,
Akbar, me is that is that the point that makes no sense
whatsoever. And the whole global entry thing is creepy. Because,
you know, besides it being based on biometrics, which is the only
reason I will not do it. You know, it's going to be global,
it will be your it's going to replace your passport, it will
be your global, you can write that in the Red Book. But then
you have this precheck thing. So it's it's really she's talking
about two different things. One is biometrics for traveling
around the world, which is nothing you're getting off the
plane. you've exited the aircraft. How does this make my
flight more secure? And the reporters from every single
outlet were there? No one said Excuse me, what does that do for
safety? But then we have.
Here's another thing. If you remember, we had this on
probably a year ago, we were discussing this in a different
context, which was there were people and there were some of
our listeners talking about getting stopped. On the way in
into the country from as an American citizen being stopped,
not for the passport check, and not for the customs check, but
just being stopped and questioned as you are entering
the country as an American citizen. Remember that? Yeah.
And it was going on and people were being taken aside, and it
was a whole rigmarole about this. I think that was just a
precursor to there. There's something else going on here.
Because there's no reason to stop American citizen at the
point of entry trying to get back into his own country, his
or her own country. There's no reason for this. It makes zero
sense. So So I think you're you're absolutely correct. This
Global Entry thing is bogus. I mean, what's the point you're
coming back into your own country, you shouldn't even have
any except to stamp your passport and make sure you're
not bringing in, you know, fruits and vegetables or
whatever, they don't want to bring in meat, right? There
shouldn't be any hang up.
No more meat? No, no, absolutely true. And it has zero to do with
security. And then we have the precheck. So apparently, if we
know about you, ie we have your and there was another piece,
there's like if you have your Global Entry, then you're
automatically qualified for precheck, then we know about
you. So therefore you're not a risk. That makes no sense. I
mean, if you're gonna have a butt bomb or a boob bomb, it's
like, oh, we don't have to scan him because we know about him
because we trust him. In fact, it's called the trusted traveler
program. It makes no sense. Zero
really makes no sense. Is this thing coming into the country?
This is after you've already landed?
Yeah. Well, that's part of their security. People. They're so
brainwashed man, is so brainwashed on this stuff. It's
just and that's your press corps. Like, oh, okay, no,
whatever. Meanwhile, the
you know, I want to defend them a little bit on this because you
know, for a fact that if one of them simply asked the question
that we're asking, which is that what what says is a make to stop
somebody after the planes landed coming into the country and
grill them. They would never be invited back to any of these
things.
Funny you bring that up? This is a Dana Milbank. From a couple of
weeks ago, I've been saving this talking about the media's how
the media is compromised for access to the government, in
particular, the White House,
is there an expectation in this democratic White House that if
you are granted access, they expect you to kind of play ball?
Well, that that part of it is true in any White House, there's
always this sort of implied quid pro quo that you trade, access
for good coverage. That doesn't always work out that way. But
that's what that's what they try to do. I don't think that the
idea of them getting in faces is particularly new, or unusual.
Even if it's right in your face. I actually once had to clean Ari
Fleischer, spittle from my face. This was the bush, White House
press secretary. I haven't done an image either. Yes, I haven't
had to do that here. I think what is different is it seems
that it's more coarse. It's more and more vulgar. Maybe this is
how, how everybody is these days, but the number of F bombs
being dropped by this White House scholars are going to look
in the National Archives and 20 or 30 years, and they're going
to be shocked by the language that was coming out of the live
shot
that such words would be using this kind of discourse. Hey,
is that recorded? How will he can we get a hold of that? What
all the cussing? Yeah, how does? He said the National Archives
and scholars will be I want to hear it now. I don't know
what the deal is. I, we've listened to a lot of these press
conferences. I had no idea that this particular White House is
more profane, apparently, in the bush, apparently, which I
thought was very profane. I mean, we know for a fact that
Nixon was one of the worst, you know, in this regard because of
the Nixon tapes, and they were in the office and all right, it
was cost. I mean, it doesn't seem to be I mean, it baffles me
because there's no reason for it. It doesn't it's not
effective. If you're just saying you know, some profanity,
constantly it just like you sound like it like a moron. But
I guess this White House has got a problem.
Well, you remember when Valerie Jarrett said, it'll be payback
time after the election, so before the election said, Well,
when we get reelected to be payback time, look at what's
happening, man, do you see Michelle Bachman? The trouble
she's in?
No, what's the latest? Oh, no. She's
accused of campaign fund misuse of campaign funds. You know,
this is unlikely. Yeah, enough cars.
It's the old it's the old one.
You can pull that Stein. I'm surprised they are starting to
plant kiddie porn on people and all the rest of it. That's a
classic. Yeah, I
don't think that works as well anymore. Because I don't know.
It just doesn't. I don't think it works as well. I
think it's very doable. I mean, you can do it. It's
doable, but you know who's gonna buy that from Michelle Bachman?
You got it. You gotta nail her.
Logical she looks like that's why she's such goody two shoes
as she's stealing money. I can see.
So Syria speaking Oh, we'll just I'll wrap up my White House.
This is the I'm on the White House beat here. A spokes whole
Carney was asked specifically about, you know, what are we
doing? And I love it when he reads from his paper. And he's
doing that a lot most of the time when he asked it because
the the our country is run by the lawyers essentially. And he
has to use the specific words and they're very good at it.
Because it's very hard to catch any of these lawyers later and
say, Oh, but you said this, and then you go back and read the
transcript and listen what they actually said. And it's like,
oh, man, you know, it was really smart. The way they said that
because there's always a hedge.
You know, yeah, in fact, you have I want to harken back to
the era when Nixon was being impeached. Now we have to
remember, it is only true, you know, Nixon and Clinton was
impeached. But there was a John, the one at the White House
lawyers, John, what's his name? And he's a, he's now doing talk
shows and stuff. And we'll see what's there. Now, no, this is
back when this is? Because what's his name? When anyway, I
remember his testimony. And he would always do the following.
Because he was being grilled. He would. And by the way, this is a
tip for everybody out there who has to do some. I, when I was
working for the air pollution district, I learned a few of
these tricks to somebody asks you a direct question that you
could maybe perjure yourself on. You say I'm not sure I
understand the question. But as a preface, and then you say but,
um, well, you don't even have to say but but once you say I'm not
sure I understand the question, you can always refer back to
this. Oh, I said that, because I obviously didn't understand the
question, as you can see here and the button the record,
I'm gonna use that. I'm Mickey.
I'm not sure what you're gonna do. You said that you?
I'm not sure I understand the question, darling. But I think
you want me to take out the trash. Let me just check. Here's
folks all currently on Syria?
Well, let me say that we have always been clear that our non
lethal assistance to the Syrian opposition includes equipment
and training to build the capacity of civilian activists,
and to link Syrian citizens with the Syrian Opposition Coalition.
What does that mean? Do you think? Doesn't mean anything?
Oh, no, wait here? Well, that's actually a good question coming
up and local coordinating councils? You know, so I can I
can say that much. So what does that mean in English? English,
dangling participles.
So are we are we training the Syrians directly?
Are we training them through Jordanian? Well, that's the real
question. Are we trained? Are we training these mofos besides
giving them weapons, which are smuggling into Turkey, with the
CIA, are we training them? And here, he's going to read from
his papers tell you that,
again, again, our non Luth lethal assistance to the Syrian
opposition includes equipment and training to build the
capacity of civilian activists, you know, in some of these other
issues, I don't I don't have anything for you. But it is
clear that we are providing the kinds of non lethal assistance
to the Syrian opposition that we've discussed.
Oh, this non lethal assistance business has to stop. Yeah,
it's, and I like the I don't have anything for you on that.
Did you take that cookie or have anything for you on that month?
I really don't
get any answer for that. In the
UK, I got this one from Mr. Oil sent me this, the UK terror
Contest, which is kind of weird. I'm not quite sure where they
call it that. It's called contest, the United Kingdom
strategy for countering terrorism, their annual report.
I don't know why it's called contest. This is like some
contest to be a better terrorist than the next guy. And he
pointed out to me a specific passage in this 1.9. The
uprising in Syria beginning in early 2011, has involved many
organizations with different political views and tactics,
some are connected with and supported by al Qaeda in Iraq.
These terrorist groups conducted over 600 attacks in 2012, and,
like others associated with al Qaeda, continue to attract
recruits from this country and elsewhere in Europe. There are
now hundreds of foreign fighters from Europe in Syria. This is in
the news in the Netherlands as well. By the way a lot of Dutch
people are going over there and fighting. As it says as and when
UK residents return here. There is a risk that they may carry
out attacks using the skills they have developed overseas.
What the f is this?
yet to that logic,
I don't know. The May I think it's just hedging their bets. In
other words, if we need to
maybe some setup going backstory here, we don't know,
I think the backstory is if we need to set up some terror
attacks, and this is where we can always point to and say we
told you so. It doesn't make any other sense. By the way, the new
the new premier of Syria. You know, who's the who's now the
head of the Syrian coalition of friends for Syria? The past 30
years know where he's been living.
I don't know Britain, or Holland, Texas. Right down the
street from you.
I'm telling you, his kids were born and raised here. And this
is the guy who's now running the Syrian government.
Huh, that makes nothing less
30 years in Texas
Well, at least it'll be pro gun.
Oh, that's a good point.
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And we try to use your real news. Especially when you
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on TV than God, what am Anderson Cooper's on? 60 minutes?
Oh, yes, he's now he's one of the correspondents. And he does,
he's really fascinating reports and I think this is a good one.
There's a two parter here, he decides that they found some
some people in somewhere and in the where there's a lot of nasty
crocodiles have decided that during this winter time to
crocs, you can actually dive with them, even though everyone
thought this was lunacy. And Cooper, as a part of his great
investigative reporting, decides to jump in the water. And this I
know you're gonna like this clip. And the next because it's
one of those clips you can mock, because you can do what he's
going to do play Anderson Cooper and the crocs, he's underwater.
It's amazing. Preparing. But it's also incredibly
intimidating. You really have the sense of when you're so
close to just how strong it is. And it looks right at you. And
you know, that it can attack you at any moment. There's nothing
you could do about it. The crocodile disappears into the
darkness, we push further into the cave, it gets narrower and
more claustrophobic. As we move deeper into the gloom. lurking
on a nearby ledge, there's another crocodile crocodile is
about nine feet on the hill, though, makes up about half its
length. Basic ability to actually slow their heart rate
down, they can close off one of the valves in their hearts,
which stops the flow of blood to Oregon, allows them to stay
underwater for hours at a time. Yeah,
I think we can probably do it. Let me get in the water here.
Oh, wait, I need that long. I don't have the sound effect.
It's really quite amazing. How the blood flow most of these Cox
in the water. It's really fantastic. Don't think they'll
love Cox
but I do. Hey, it's crocs in the water. Not Cox. And I'm sorry. I
made a mistake. Alan. Yeah. Go see a counselor. So played
number two, and we get this thing over with this guy. This
is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen. 60 minutes is
deteriorated into either promoting stuff, or these dumb
reports. And who cares about watching this guy swim with a
crock sediment?
We can't see where we're going. We're trying to pursue the
crocodile right now. I can't tell how large it is. Its tail
is so powerful. It's right on top of it. Reach out right now
and just touch the tail. I'm worried if I do that. It'll
somehow turn around. It just doesn't seem like a good idea.
But I gotta say it's so tempting. The crowd is muddy so
fast. We can't keep out for long. It's time to surface and
find the boat.
I gotta say. How can we don't have like the bubble all the
time? I say. Let me see if I can. Oh, here it is. Here we got
this. I gotta say touching your tail is so tempting. But I
really am almost on top of it now. Yes cuz
I want to gig like that.
What a gig. This guy's making millions. I mean, holy mackerel.
Anyway, I feel really bad by the way for ourselves because I
think we missed something. And it's one of the obvious things
we missed that. In other words, we didn't miss the story. We
missed the analysis. And boy, I think it was like, did a couple
of show for a couple of shows that we've been bringing up
these North Korean stories, they're gonna bomb us they're
gonna write the missile defenses. If the movie Olympus
down was about a North Korean terrorist and all the elements
of the North Korean bullcrap stories is in the movie and
we're always linking to movies and we missed this one.
I had a clip Do you have a clip for this?
No, I just was reading the reviews I was looking at Rotten
Tomatoes for some reason and then I saw this Olympus down
it's a North Korean terrorists in North Korea that's why
they're in the news so much crappy movie
so I had a clip now this is really pissing me off maybe it
maybe I had it on the last show. Let me see if I had this because
we had we had looked at this man this is just like this is really
bugging me because the it was like a Matt Lauer it would have
been clip of the day if I could frickin find it. I you know,
this is just you, right? I'm disappointed that we are
disappointed. We're just lame. It was Matt Lauer. And he had
the he had the director, who was also an actor. And oh, my God,
this is really this is painful. And and he said, You know, it's
amazing. How did you do it? How did you get the North Koreans to
ratchet up everything right now just in time for the movie?
Oh, he's actually yeah, my accident deconstructed and he of
course died, not realizing the two are connected.
But um, I guess somehow I didn't clip that I don't know what
happened, and maybe didn't clip it. I hate myself.
I want to go into one little discussion about this, as we
kind of hinted about it earlier in the show, which is the
cutting in line phenomenon. I want to ask anybody out there
who has examples of this. And the assertion is, and I think is
a big one is that the younger generation, from about 30 years
old and younger, I have become so docile, that they allow for
all kinds of abuses, including cutting in line, unless there's
somebody older who won't put up with like, my, my wife, for
example, will call somebody out in a huge public place. And my
daughter, by the way, every time my wife does, as she gets, she
cringes, and she's she pull as she does it with me, too. If I
start doing anything in public that, you know, embarrass people
embarrass her. Yes. Doesn't embarrass me. But I do have a
couple of the Larry David actually had a whole episode on
this. And he calls it and I have the clip to say the second clip
I sent you, which is in the separate email. Did you get
that? And what's the title? It's the there's two of them. One of
them's in the chat and cut one. Well, there's no one I just had.
One came I sent it right after I sent the pile of I have to I
have to
but it's not called Chat and cut one.
No chat and cut. One is in the second email I sent you. I have
both
the clips but it's not called cut, cut and cut one. It's
called Chat and cut. Yes. So I'm asking you if there's a chat and
cut one or if it's just
that would be it. Is that one. That is one.
I'm going to play it. Yeah. Hi,
Krista. Oh, Ferguson. Smith, probably
gone over here. No, sorry. I didn't want to chat and cut.
really familiar familiarity with someone she vaguely knows. for
the sole purpose of cutting in line pauses, she'll be picking
up a plate any second.
Excuse me. First of all, congratulations on a great
attempt at a chat and cut really good. 99 times out of 100 that's
gonna work. Unfortunately. I haven't been on the line.
So I don't know what you're talking about. I just saw my
friend.
I know, a chat and cut when I see. Okay. All right. Who's this
fellow? This poor innocent fellow to sneak into the line?
Do you even do you know her at all?
Well, I mean, I mean, to be fair, we met like eight years
ago. He remembers no, I honestly, I honestly
don't think she's doing a chat and cut. I kind of feel like you
are Yeah. He's okay. He's manipulators. I'm, that's what
led me to get back in line with that. Would that make you feel
better? Yes.
Yes. Okay. Yeah, fine.
You are unbelievable. You know that. Really? Yeah. Yeah.
Because you know why you just have to, that's your job. Here's
a bunch of people as they come through. But you can't just do
it again. No, no,
I'm not gonna say anything this time. I respect your skills.
Really? Excellent.
So that so I realized that I do this myself can cut. I'm a chat
and cut expert. And I admit to it, I'll admit to and then now I
realized with this with this sociological thing going on, I
may not really be think getting away with much, because I think
now you just walk in line because this happened this last
time I did a chat and cut was in Las Vegas. There was a line I
swear to God a mile long. Yeah. And it was to go into a press
event. And so I and I've done this before, I realized that
after knowing that this now named a chat and cut, I will, I
will go to the beginning of the line and start walking tours. So
I find someone I know and I know enough people,
and okay, okay, you're in a hole is what you're saying.
And I do a chat and cut. I say hey, Gina, Thanks for holding my
place. I do it i This is the real slick way to do it. As if
she was holding my place, and most people will will play along
and they put me right in front of them. And no one says
anything. And that's a that's a chat and cut. There's other ways
of doing it. I mean, the way she just one was doing it in the
skit was doing it with somebody she doesn't know. Luckily, I
know enough people that I can always pull one of these chat
and cuts. But yeah, but now I'm thinking shit, I could just jump
right in the line and no one's gonna say anything.
So we've been kind of up while you've been tracking this
phenomenon. And it started with the buzzkill Junior and he says,
Okay, well, this is something new and the Millennials don't
know what to do anything. They're paralyzed and like, oh,
they can't like say, excuse me, buddy, you're cutting in line?
Who is doing the line cutting? Is it basically dudes like you?
Is that what's happening here?
I think it's people who are inveterate line cutters. There's
a lot of China, if you go to China, or if you're working or
you go to like the one of the Chinese stores like the giant
nine, nine Ranch, people will try to cut in line. The Chinese
themselves deal with this by creating all kinds of, you know,
like a cattle thing where you can't really cut in line because
there's a rope. So you can't really get to the front. Even
though I've seen people do that they busted, you've been under
one of those rope lines and Guy Excuse me, excuse me, and they
get he's like, why are you Where are you going? You know, my
wife's up their yard to get run into this. And he goes up and he
cuts in line? Are you my wife, my wife is up here. And these
guys do this. There's I think, I think there's a huge contingent
of people. I only do it by the way when I have to. There's a
huge contingent of people that cut in line. And now I think is
the opportune moment to really develop your skills to cut in
line. I mean, yes, it's a bad thing. But at the same by the
same token, if you can get away with it, no one's gonna say
anything. They're just gonna grouse to themselves, which is
apparently what they do. I have I think I have cut in line once
where I got called out by an older guy. Yeah, I cut the
story. I cut like basically cut in line in an airport. Right?
Yeah, it's getting on the plane because I get baggage.
Let me just say something. cutting in line to get on the
plane. Really? I mean, what kind of douche Are you? I mean, the
plane is not going to leave any earlier. You're not going to get
there.
I carry on a lot of stuff that needs to go into overheads.
Not only are you the guy who cuts in line to get on the
plane, you're the guy that you're like, Oh, let me stash
this here. I'll stash this here and you're walking down the
aisle. You're throwing stuff up there and taking up other
people's spots of overhead space. Yeah. Oh, I dislike you.
Well, I at least I have bags that fit upstairs. I'm not the
guy who brings into big giant thing. Stuffing and stuffing and
stuffing they can't close the lid. I stuffing and that punch
in it. You know that guy?
I'm not that guy either. Just so you know.
Well. That's good. Okay, anyway, no, I like to get my All right.
I don't do the cutting in line in the airport much. I think
I've done it a couple of times. It's not like the chat and cut.
You got it. This is guy you got to be really aggressive to do
this. So a guy called me out on it. And then what and was like,
Hey, buddy, it was no no, it was after the fact which would be
Oh, and he came up
and he came up to you said hey, did you know that your dick? Did
he do one of those? Exactly. And how did you feel?
I said oh, I'm sorry.
And then you put your medical mask on? Ah because I think
that's that's the way to do it. You need to have your medical
mask on when you're cutting in line. So
anyway, so this was a plague. Yeah, we'll need to call out
somebody cutting in line.
But we need a we need to help people with this and then
because it's people are the they've been trained to just
shut up and if someone acts with authority, you know to to just
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, the way I do it, when somebody cuts in line is I will
use a tap on the shoulder I used to like the Larry David thing a
little bit, but I don't go on Dabbagh right there, tap on the
shoulder and say the back of the line is there. And I point to
the back of the line, I said that there's not the line, the
back of the line is back there. And they always just go back
there. No one's ever gives you any guff about it, I like this
woman did on the clip, right? They just do it. So I've never
found this to be a problem calling people out if they're
cutting in line, unless they're really good at it. And they've
somehow cut in line, I think this happens on the freeway a
lot you driving along. And then one of the things I do and I
hate to and I don't want to make everything, I'm a douche, but
I'm just going to explain some driving techniques, my wife will
not do this. And so if I know is going to be a lot of traffic and
I have to do this trick I want to drive because she won't, she
will just basically get in the back of the line of on the
freeway. So in other words, we have a split, we got the 580
going one way, we got the 80 going the other and there's cars
backed way up on the one on the 580. And there's nobody going on
the 80, which is the road San Francisco, I can already feel
auras, you can you've done this, you go up as far as you can app,
the men will do this more than women I've actually very when I
see a woman pull this one I'm going to describe i i admire
her, because I think people should drive like this. You go
driving up the wrong side, that's not going where you want
to go because your site is jammed up. And then it moves
forward a little bit and and then it moves forward. And
sometimes there's an opening. And that's when you jump in, you
jump into the line. So you've gotten you've gotten because
otherwise you'd be there for an hour. So you drive and drive and
drive and then you have to look for the opportunity.
Well, the opportunity is when usually a truck and the car in
front of the truck pulls open the zip right and that's what
I'm always looking for the truck opportunity.
Yeah, the truck. That's the easy one, the car to car one is a
little more difficult, especially when you get close to
the end. And then you cut in real fast and you never signal
because in California, if you signal you're gonna go into that
lane. They will gun it. That's the way it works. They'll do a
zipper merge in California, which is very polite. Yeah,
generally speaking, if you put the signal on, boom, it tightens
up like it's just like a like a snake. You can move in there at
all. So yeah, it's one of the tricks but that's essentially
it's a cutting in line thing. But
well, I'm a little torn about this job because on one hand, I
feel you know that we are indeed above the slaves. Right?
That way I feel like a slave and I'm just cutting in line.
A line cut and slave. On the other hand, I I'm pretty simple.
You know if here's here's
what you do this cutting in line with them with the cars. You
just feel the protection of the car, you don't do a public
cutting in line and a line. Um, same thing,
huh? No, because in Texas, we're not a holes. We just like, you
know, we got big cars and trucks. And we just like jam it
in there. And everyone does it. It's not civil. You know, the
civility is we don't yell at each other when someone does
like a good one, buddy. Good. You got me. That's what I would
have done. That's what here's what bothers me honkin throw
fingers and flip each other off because you get shot that we
don't do that.
Yeah, well, that's, that's nice. Now I had you there's there's
these instances where I'm trying to think of one example where
the guy cuts it cuts you off or know that here's my favorite,
though. The one I really dislike is where you do honk, you got a
guy in front of you, that is so slow on the draw. That guys are
cut in front of him. Said guy cuts in front of him and you're
in the urine aligned to the toll booths, for example, guy cuts in
front of the guy in front of you. And then the guy is still
so slender, got another guy cuts in front of him, and then
another guy because this guy's are cutting in front of this
idiot in front of you. And so then when you honk the horn,
move up. Anyway, you ever seen that?
No, you know, I really I haven't. I'm not either. I'm not
cognizant or I just, you know, I'm not thinking that way.
Yeah, you're not Joe Kelly. I'm a California Yeah. People's
Republic
of California. I mean, you need a big earthquake just to clean
up some
people change our driving habits.
I mean, it's just no How about I kind of remember just everyone's
always angry and it's just that maybe I'm just not angry. I just
don't see it. Maybe I get all my anger out on the show. But
there's, you know, the, if I see a really long line here, here's
the difference. So let's say there's a press event, right?
And so you're in Vegas, you see the press event you're like holy
crap, that's a long line. You are you do your chat and cut you
start the Hey buddy, how you doing? So you'd like 10 people
behind whatever you're in. Total a whole move. Here's what I do.
I see the long I'm in Vegas. I'm like, screw that. Let's get
smokers.
Why don't have a chat and cut opportunity? That's what I'll
do. I'll just leave. I don't care. Yeah, I don't need to go
into this event.
Yeah, I'm just I just I'll just, I'm not gonna, you know, I
always say, you know, my, my grandparents didn't fight in the
war for me to stand in line for anything.
There you go, right. Yeah, bring in World War Two, Hitler. I made
it. So I'm listening to the Parliament, having their debates
and this particular weird thing comes up. This is about the
Chancellor of the Exchequer, apparently getting a Twitter
account and they waste the public's time with the following
discussion.
I'm sorry, my my computer froze. I can't get your clip.
No can serve the extender. I see
the clip I see it and I'm trying to click on it. And I'm trying
to drag it but for some reason, it's probably I don't know,
Chrome or Firefox or some other Uber Lord piece of crap. I
can't. Now what is it doing now? It's like,
is you get your little spinning thing? Yeah, no, I
got the spinning beach ball of death. And it just deleted your
clip where to go? I swear to God, I swear to God,
a clip of the day.
Given that the chancellor has this morning, join Twitter.
Could the Prime Minister remind the Chancellor and the house?
What too many tweets make?
I made a number of remarks about Twitter over the years, most of
which I've had to withdraw because I'm now tweeting myself,
but I look forward. I look forward to the first tweet after
the budget this afternoon. But what is clear is he could tweet
even now that we are cutting taxes in two weeks time, but 24
million working people out of tax and suddenly tweeting that
would would not cause any dangerous for him. Childish
Faraj.
Um, why would this be Clip of the Day?
Well, I thought it was funny. But it was a reference was
interesting, which was cameras own comment. Some time back in
2009 that too many tweets? Make a twat. Oh, okay. So they're
trying to get him to say it again.
Yeah, that's not very funny.
Yeah. Well, I thought it was at the time. It was funny at the
time. Yeah,
it was, you know, what would have made it funnier? The rim
shot. Exactly. A rim shot would have made it much much funnier.
I'm I'm desperately I mean, I'm you know, it was really making
me angry. Is this Gerard Butler, who was on the Today show
talking about this movie.
Where were you still looking for the clip?
Well, it's been deleted from the internet. Yeah, no, it's
everywhere. This video has expired. Ah, so if anyone is
I'll actually I'll ask the chat room to help me. If anyone can
find like a YouTube version is Gerard Butler talking by
Lindsey. You don't have it? Well, I've looked. I've seen the
clip. I saw the clip and I remembered Wow, this is Clip of
the Day. And now I can't find it in the my show notes system. I
can't find it anywhere. And it's Matt Lauer and he ne ne and he's
also he's like, it's also I remember vividly because it's
kind of like a gay thing at the end. And Matt Lauer like us
though pretty you know what? And I just can't find it. And
someone will find it for me. It's just the video every single
place I go, it's like this video has expired. Strangely enough
public
relations campaign is over. They don't care anymore. Well, I'm,
I'm thinking because he actually blew it. He gave it away. You
know, he explained how it works. That could be alright. Well, let
me so let me let me discredit someone else then while the chat
room will help me on that. To lympus down. Gerard Butler on
today's show with Matt Lauer. So let me let me discredit Mashable
for a second kind of just discredit Mashable. Mashable
wasn't Mashable like cool at one point.
I don't know that was ever cool. So they've
got this they've got the video. And they've got this hipster
with the hipster glasses. And this is the report lost your
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All right, listen, Twitter Rosenfelt This makes no sense in
ATM for Bitcoin. So what makes no What do you stick your USB
drive in a slot or something?
That must be it is complete this is so
bogus live. And who is this guy? This Do you know of this guy
this entrepreneur?
Jeff Berwick Yeah, I believe he is the chief editor of the
Dollar Vigilante. Yeah,
no, I looked up his wiki page as well. But have you ever heard of
this guy? No. And he's like, a Bitcoin ATM machine.
And he's also an entrepreneur apparently with a Bitcoin ATM
machine which I don't think makes any sense whatsoever
there's no no there's no such thing as a Bitcoin. Physical
Bitcoin it's just a number attached to your number as a as
a Bitcoin owner, right?
I guess I don't get it.
Maybe it pumps out a little receipt that's got a number on
it. I don't know.
This is but this is what I'm this is what drives me nuts. It
just drives me nuts that people like and this is the most
emailed story of the week. A Bitcoin ATM in Cyprus. I mean,
are you kidding me? You forbidden from listening to this
show when you say these things? Yeah, I agree. That's really not
banned. I think we have Gerard Butler. Let me see if if if the
good. Gerard Butler
was the one of the producers. Yeah, I know. He's he started
also starring. It was directed by Antoine Fuqua.
I'll bet you 10 bucks we get an ad before this video plays
quarterback at 844 with Gerard Butler. Movie Olympus Has Fallen
service agent who finds himself trapped in the White House after
the President is taken hostage during a terror attack. Take a
look. Take a look. And get ready for it get
ready for Lauer to spill the beans. What do they want? To
find out? Who's in charge? Trumbull? They're gonna
survivals with you, sir. They went.
After man was roaming the hallways with enough explosives
to take out an army.
Gerard Butler, welcome back. Good to see you. You got cloud,
let me tell you why you have cloud. All right. This movie is
about not giving anything away here. The North Koreans are the
terrorists here. They take over the White House and they
captured the president. And you have a range just as you're
promoting this movie to have the North Koreans make all kinds of
strange gestures or the United States threatening nuclear war.
Now, how did you do that?
Well, it wasn't so much to me. We have a very powerful
publicity department. Or just make some noise, say some
ridiculous things. And then Awesome. Yeah, fact,
if you had gotten this clip in with the right timing, or in the
line, you would have gotten clear
for the day, you know, I know that's why I'm angry. That's why
I'm happy.
I'd be angry to buy drugs. You know, you essentially dropped
the ball clip for the day and you drop I dropped the ball on
the outrageous clip. And you're right, Matt Lauer is an idiot.
Fact. Thank you chat room. Good work. He got cloud, we're
finding that that's a Outrageous Little rose again, right. We're
talking about constantly. And what Gorst the annoyance to me
was that we you know, so? Well, you know, Matt Lauer is getting
fired. when that movie came out. I didn't know what the what was
about it and care to look into it. Who would North Korean
terrorists when in history, can somebody cite me? A North Korean
terrorist that's ever live?
Now not only that, but they fly into DC airspace and bomb. Bomb.
It's fascinating. These North Korean terrorists. Terrorist
crap. Matt Lauer is getting fired over this. You know, he's
getting fired. And you know who they're talking about hiring.
Anderson Cooper?
What? It's replaced now there's a big shake going on an NBC?
Yeah, they're gonna
replace Matt Lauer with Cooper. No, yes, that's the rumor. Fact.
Well, that could happen. Obviously. poopers on the fast
track.
He's a fast pooper.
And it wouldn't surprise me if they did something like that. So
I'm watching your buddy who also is being moved around Erin
Burnett. Oh, yeah, I got her gotta burn it. To clip she had a
couple of douchebags talking about and I just think it's
funny the way she is talking about government surveillance
and in a funny way that indicates you know, it's
possible. She's almost guys spilling the beans on the
reality of the situation. And this is the beginning of a this
this story is about Berkeley, saying that should be taxing
email in the city of Berkeley so everyone has to pay a penny for
every email and then that money is gonna go to the post office
which brings me to clip two, but play Erin Burnett on government
surveillance for
tremendous gave me no tax created no bureaucrat.
The government needs to be the ones to tell us you're all
talking to us. You're sending too much. Maybe the government
needs to be the one to tell us to
do They would need to install government surveillance on every
email server and probably every single computer do you want to
give the governor that they already have it?
But that's a whole other topic.
But by the way, I think they're going to do it. This is a drone
can already see what you're writing.
There's no reason not to fight it.
Make it stop John pulley assembly, did she just say,
drunk? You know, when you feel derailing? Does she say this? Or
Erin Burnett say that? Cheers. That's That's pathetic people it
is. So
here's what bothers me. And I ended actually both of us are
bothered by this, which is, again, the the the staffs of
these large shows they have, like dozens of people working
there. And then they have people on the set that don't ask the
right questions, or they never did. They just did let things
slide. And this case, the second part of this clip, which is
they're continuing to discussion, and this douchebag
character from The New Republic, or is he from the National Asian
from the National Review of right wing group, they go off on
the post office. And now we remember that, instead of using
the word funding for the post office, because they're not
funding their retirement, their pre funding a decade ahead, but
this guy goes off on the post office as if this is an elitist
thing.
Can we can we just step back one second, because you turned the
entire show on to this. And it's important, we reiterate that
first of all, the post office, there is something called the
postal clause, Article One, Section seven of the
Constitution. And it says that there shall be a postal service,
and they can set rates, I think that's pretty much the only two
things they can do. And it is protected by the constitution
for a very important reason, because the founding fathers of
this experiment, known as the United States knew that it would
be important to not only have an armed citizenry, but also to
have secure communication. So you could actually send
something to someone without the government looking into it. And
it is my belief, I think our combined belief that there is a
move to get rid of this so that we can commit all kinds of
fraud, financial fraud, you know, this is why when it comes
to the real fraudulent documents, they don't show up
with the mail, but they show up with UPS UPS or FedEx, they say
we'll send you a two day FedEx. That's what that's when the real
crap is showing up at your door. And
that's because there's no postal fraud and rolls by the mail.
That's a federal offense, the mail fraud, money, felony, thank
you. Mass mail fraud.
So they're trying to kill the postcards. And so this guy who
was should be getting a douchebag call out at the end.
Oh, cool. He goes off with all the with all the stereotypical
cliches about the post office, not realizing that it's really a
very important thing to have functioning, and and to be
should be supported. So here's, here's what we get to hear with
No, nobody's saying anything on CNN.
All right. So but the thing in terms of funding the Post
Office, I mean, what about that argument? I understand you're
right about the horse and buggy. But isn't there some sense in
that, okay, we're sending I believe, got the numbers. 12
point 1 billion business emails a year, 5.4 billion personal
emails, one cent tax on each of those you're getting?
What the post service does right now, the bulk of what they send
you is what I like to call physical spam, which is actually
worse for the environment. It's rather unpleasant. And now the
postal Postal Service is saying that the federal government is
undermining them by saying they're saying that we have to
adequately fund our pensions. That's crazy talk. And so postal
employees are funding ads on my television that are visual spam,
that are telling us this some grave injustice that they should
fund these crazy pension obligations they've built up
over the years, the US Postal Service, you know, maybe there's
a reduced place for it. Maybe if they deliver five days a week
rather than six. That would make sense. But every other industry
should have to subsidize postal carriers because there are a lot
of industries that are struggling, that could use those
resources to provide innovative new service fairpoint. It's
just it's fair point. Except you're in a hole
Sorry, just had a K
that guy. Unbelievable, right. But
it's an IT IS $75 billion. I had to pre fund 75 billion Yeah, pre
fund, but no one understands this. This is an
IT. They don't nobody else pre funds. The defensive department
doesn't pre fund, none of that. No other part of government pre
funds, their retirement. They do it as they go along. And so so
this guy mocks that, oh, horrible that they have to fund
their retirement. They're not funding their retirement their
pre funding future retirements to an excess just a way to keep
the books unbalanced and break the bank of the post office. In
fact, if it wasn't for this, the post office would be in the
black it would be making money is
that a fact were they will they be
All right, that number has been the ad unions, the postal unions
that have come up with these numbers, but yeah, they would be
making money. But is
it so this is interesting isn't not the unions who demand this
kind of prefunding is already
Oh, they don't they're totally against all this. They, they
they're trying to protect their jobs, they don't care. They just
care that is funded, they don't want what why did they have to
fund it for 10 years in advance, unless they're going to go
wander just and they want to keep this pensions going. And
this whole thing is like a scheme. Look, we're gonna break
the post office, they're gonna bust we're gonna ruin them. But
so we're gonna make a pre fund for 10 years because they're not
going to fund on the fly because they're not going to be here.
Hello. Okay, it's a complete and total scam. And Washington's
bought into it. These idiots on CNN bought into the National
Review, I mean, of all places bought into it, they all buy
into it. And you're the girl who knows where the Constitution is
all important. But let's get rid of the post office because I'm
getting some some mail from my lucky store down the street
every once in a while you're talking about sales of corned
beef. Oh, that's physical spam, it's ruining trees. All of a
sudden, these guys are now completely Oh, the old green all
of a sudden that they're worried about the trees being destroyed
by all this physical spam. I mean, come on, John C.
Dvorak. diva of the day
I like the post office, by the way,
I got a great post office in Albany.
Well, you know, I, I never used to go to the post office. And
recently, you know, what are we moving and all this stuff? And
so, like, you know, I just actually I tried online to
change address and it was like, complicated, like, you know, you
just put on your credit card, and you know, then they charge a
cent or $1. And I'm like, screw this. I'm just gonna go to the
post office isn't really the bad rap, but they're really
friendly. Definitely nice. And like, you know, and helpful is
not crazy busy. And it seems like real easy when you want to
ship something and I buy some ham gear. Now, because of
course, that's the trap you fall into when you when you're a ham.
And so I bought this for band, Q RP, five watt. Morse code
transmitter, which is very small. It's a It's, I'd say it's
about five inches, no less four inches by two inches by three
inches. And, you know, the guy's sends it through the post, and
you know, it's insured. And he put a whole bunch of really
pretty stamps on it was nice, and I'm like, It's nice when it
shows up that way. I don't know what it is something that's
something cute about it. Am I old fashioned and lame? Now that
I say this?
No, I think it's fine. And I usually tear off the stamps and
put them in a drawer. Really? In a new Wow, wait a minute, I get
it. I get a letter from a zoo, the post office from the
Netherlands, let's say you're from Germany or from anywhere,
and it's a bunch of these pretty stamps on there. Because it's
coming all across the ocean, I tear off. Or I got a big drawer
full of these crazy stamps. I'm going to put them in a bag one
of these days. And then I'm going to hand them off to my
grandkids here kid figured out what these are worth.
You missed the divorce. Or the vinyl of the internet. I'm
telling you are fantastic. All right, I'd have one more
important stamps
are all valuable dollar stamp and one of the dollar stamps
that you get on a on a package that says it says $1 cancelled
dollar stamp is worth about 15 cents. Yeah, okay, great. I'm
just saying, like, right
now on this show, it's appreciated on this show, you
know, we don't scoff and laugh at an old fashioned stuff here.
We like it that it's an American institution. It's a part of the
Constitution, which I think is pretty important. And there's a
reason for it. It's protected. It's protected. Anyway, so, you
know, you told us about the middle of the night we had the
we had the wars at the Senate. They were Yeah, they were
passing a bill in the middle of the night and they're all
yelling at each other. It's three o'clock in the morning
and, and without any real oversight by the people. All of
a sudden there was the Appropriations Act for Fiscal
Year 2013.
Right, which essentially stopped all the cuts and taxes to the
point of a trillion dollars more. I mean, well,
well, it did something else. Yeah, I heard this. Yeah. So
they it's it was originally part of the 2013 House Agriculture
Bill. And the section there was known as the farmer assurance
provision and had to look because these appropriation
bills are it's basically all just about money. And it's just
money here money, their money everywhere. $9 billion for
airport security. I just like to point that one out $9 billion
for for, you know, for the massage you or you get when you
opt. 9 billion section 735. In the event that a determination
of non regulated status made pursuant to section 411 with the
Plant Protection Act is or has been invalidated or vacated, the
Secretary of Agriculture sell notwithstanding the provision of
law upon request by a farmer grower farm operator or
producer. Immediate immediately grant temporary permits, or
temporary deregulation in part subjected necessary to
appropriate conditions consistent with section 411 A or
412 C of the Plant Protection Act, which interim conditions
shall authorize the movement introduction, continued
cultivation, commercialization and other specifically
enumerated activities and requirements, including measures
designed to mitigate or minimize potential adverse environmental
effects, if any relevant to the Secretary's evaluation of the
petition for non regulated status while ensuring the
growers or other users are able to move plant cultivate,
introduce into commerce to carry out other authorized activities
in a timely manner. Colon. I'm going to stop there. So what
this does is if there was a question about a Monsanto seed,
there are other companies. And I think they just think the they
just settled with another huge company for like a billion
dollars of whoever owns whatever patent on life. If there's a
question about that, not just seeds, apparently, if you'd
listened to what I just said, as to its danger to your health, my
health, the animal health, the health of the universe, then
while that is being investigated, the Secretary
which I think isn't that guy like an ex Monsanto guy, I
believe so I believe so too, will issue a permit, so that the
growth production and sale can just continue as normal? It is
very similar to what we have with vaccines in this country.
Where is if you provide a vaccine to the citizens and
someone dies from it, you are not liable, you are indemnified.
So it's not exactly an indemnification. But it's very
close. It's like, hey, you know, while we're tying this up in the
courts for the next 10 years about some proof, some
scientific fact that science Shut up already. He the permit
will be issued to just continue. Yeah. And so that was slipped
in.
slipped in as part of the budget budget resolution, it's got
nothing to do with the budget. Like the same stuff that we've
seen other people try to slip in that we had to clip the clip
from Dubai, we don't have the clip of this one. Now this got
passed. Well, it
wasn't discussed. There's no clip there because I looked and
you know, if you go to see dash
is one of those wink wink nudge nudge. We're passing it anyway.
Like that. NDA that was slipped in and interrupting somebody in
the middle of the night. Yes. Oh, yes. Nice.
Yes. That's how it works. And it's not well, anyway, at least
you're hearing about it here. So you can use this you can talk
about the and I love what's the farmer? What does it call I love
the name of it. Let
me know his name and some let me just see
it's the
originally the farmer assurance provision is for this farmer.
assure him that he's going to die cancer BT Santo ever.
Meanwhile, it is still freezing snow on the ground everywhere in
Euro land. This is hilarious. I read a great,
gross April. I know I know. I live in Paris.
I read a great headline. Let me see if I can find this. Freezing
British Easter colon. Listen to these magic numbers. three more
weeks of freezing weather predicted 33 year old man dead
after collapsing and snow could cause a triple dip recession.
I mean, as the guy died,
well, well, that's just they just threw that in for good
measure to throw into 33 but it's gonna be it's gonna be
freezing for three more weeks. Could truck cause a triple
depression? They now have a tanker.
We got triple, triple, three weeks and 33 year old guy. Yeah,
not that great. That's unbelievable. Yeah, yeah, I
don't
know. They've now
it could decode this.
A Taurus or a supertanker has has been deployed to the island
of the United Kingdom's because they're out of gas. Which is
fantastic. I love it. I love it. I hope you run out of gas so you
can see how dependent you really are.
And of course ever gonna snow there again, ever No, no, no,
no.
Well, of course this cold said, Well, let me play you the BBC
take you back to the days when
we strolled in the parks of this pleasant land in shirt sleeves
and shorts sat in our gardens nibble and ice cream, remember?
Probably not yet. That's how it was exactly a year ago, March of
last year, spring temperatures in the 70s. The third warmest
march on record. And now this no spring, what's gone wrong? Well,
three words, the jet stream, it has gone. That's what Dr. Liz
Bentley says, and she's the founder of the weather club at
the Royal Meteorological Society and she should know good morning
to you. Good morning. Is that oversimplifying? A little bit?
Well, no, actually, you're right, that the position of the
jet stream is way far south than it would normally be at this
time of year.
Let me ask you a question, Mr. Professor Dvorak. Why do you
think the jet stream has been in the wrong position this time.
And what that's led to is an area of high pressure that's
dominating northern Europe's wherever, just give
us 10 seconds before we go on,
what is the jet stream? Okay, very simply
a narrow band of very strong winds that sits about 30,000
feet above our heads. So way above high in the atmosphere
where the planes fly around. And it's produced because of the
difference in temperature between the equator and the
poles. And where there's a bigger difference in
temperature, bigger contrast, in that temperature, we get
stronger winds called Jetstream.
That is extreme. And what should it do?
Well, the Jetstream tends to move from west to east across
the Atlantic and brings in our weather systems. It's the real
driving force of our weather systems. So it develops areas of
low pressure and weather fronts that come in and bring us the
wind and rain. And at the moment, it's sitting much, much
further south across parts of the Mediterranean southern
Mediterranean. Well, part of part of that reason, I think
there's lots of theories out there as to why the jet stream
is out of position. It was out of position last summer as well,
if you remember, it actually was set across the UK and brought in
all the wet weather that we saw during our miserable summer last
year. And there's lots of theories behind it. One of them
is the reduction in Arctic sea ice. Oh, yes. We've seen over
the last well, few decades really? record low Arctic sea
ice at the end of climate change. Climate change, climate
change is
absolutely climate change. You know what, we're all gonna die.
We're all gonna die. We're all gonna die.
A severe plague of locusts. Off of the Indian Ocean island of
Madagascar, billions of these plant devouring insects
threatened the food security of nearly 60% of the island's
population. There you go.
The locusts are here. The jet stream plague the jet stream has
moved south. We are doomed the Georgia Guidestones prophecy
comes true.
I only have one last clip.
Alright. And we you know, we I mean, I can't Can I just pick a
clip random from you from your, from your bin. But like what?
Well, I'm really interested in this one clip. I've been looking
at it all throughout the whole show.
And which clip is that just feel like this is what she's meant
to do this week. And once again, it's who acts will be leaving
the competition. I was definitely in my head too much.
I was negative Nancy. Now I'm excited to take the stage
tonight. I'm excited to be amazing.
Oh is this? I'm excited to be amazing.
Khloe Kardashian. You think this is a Dutch show? I think this
dining show nuts this this is a this is a Dutch show. originated
in the Netherlands. It was called the spring game instead
of jumping into water with the stars. And here it's called What
big splash or something? Something like that. It's great.
It's a great show because you get to see out
it's such a great show. It's a piece of crap you get to see the
jump and then they jump in you get to see
out of shape celebrities diving into the water. It's it is John,
you and I could not have come up with a better form this my
friend, I have a I have a show. Here's my show. Five celebrities
for parachutes. I'm telling you, we could find the five
celebrities, we could find them and Chloe would be excited to be
amazing.
She'd be excited to be amazing.
What's the last clip for you? Well, I
was thinking that one of the things we like to do on the show
and I always like like to remind both of us that much of the
public attitude I think the cutting in line thing may be
part of this too and by the way, we need more stories. The
cutting in line thing may be an element of this. It's the memes
are produced are given to us by popular shows. And in this case
is NCIS LA and the terrorism meme that we've actually
discussed specifically one little line in here that you
will note when it happens to Tommy the terrorist. I like that
it's funny, most rental No, it's not funny for you though. You
become a terrorist.
We have you on tape arranging to help a known terrorist illegally
cross the border. We have photos of you meeting that same
terrorist and we have evidence that you help supply weapons for
a planned terrorist attack on the United States. It's called
giving aid and comfort to the true
Oh aid and comfort the two things necessary for treason.
Wow, nailed it. All right, you know, you know, on the cusp, on
the very edge of leaving of getting out. You get a clip or
the day
I don't really deserve it after your clips, Lauer, but now I
know I screwed up my timing. I screwed up the clip. And I just
for some reason, I probably had it for the previous show,
mislabeled it something went wrong. I don't know what
happened.
Yeah, he belaying these clips is difficult.
Tell me about it. But we also just don't get to everything.
And we promised ourselves. We try and keep the show short,
because we had a long donation segment today went a little bit
over. It's funny, I get people policing us now. Hey, hey, that
show was two hours and 40 minutes. shortened it up curry
10 minutes over. There are
real producers being assholes producers.
This crap. Yeah.
I love that.
I love it fire as well. No, there's that. Well, they can
starve us out. But that's
thanks. Anyway, I'm looking forward to celebrating episode
500 with everybody on Sunday. On Easter Easter Sunday, it's going
to incidence I think not 31313 500 episodes of the show.
devora.org/na. Thank you again, everybody for joining us live in
the chat room for joining us on the downloads. And coming to you
from the capital of the drone Star state here in Austin, Texas
in the morning. I'm Adam curry.
And in the morning from Northern Silicon Valley where I'm John C.
Dvorak. We will
talk to you again on Sunday for episode 500 right here Sunday on
no agenda.
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