This is basically Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. Thursday, March
14 2013 times here gizmo nation media assassination, Episode
Four, nine or five. This is no agenda, bringing happiness to
the rainbows of your world from the Travis heights hideout where
so coamings MoPhO in the capital of the drone Star State in the
morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
Vaughn Buzzkill. All righty.
So that line I use, which was Yeah, bringing happiness to the
rainbows of your world.
Is that what the Pope said?
I know I literally stole that from NPR this morning. I swear
to God on it again. So
happiness to the rainbows of your world. Yeah,
yeah, no. So So this morning I was making when we first we
tried the news like CNN, it was horrible. unlistenable. A little
crap. And you know, like, here's our happy news. This parachutist
didn't die when his chute didn't open. Like that's great news.
And then we turn on NPR which is great here in in Texas because
it's on K U T. FM. And in the Netherlands could FM is just
very funny. Because essentially, that would be the the equivalent
of CU N T FM. So we are so it's it's always funny brought
to you by yeah, there's a lot of jokes. There's a lot of jokes.
And then they had this promo and I tried to find because I really
wanted to play it for you. I think just as a local K ut promo
and it's like some people you're in today's crazy busy world,
some people take yoga classes. Some people have acupuncture. at
NPR, we bring happiness to the rainbows of your world. I'm
stealing that. That's fantastic.
What does that even mean? I don't know. But I like this is
great. Yeah, that's our national treasure,
man. Yeah, a national treasure. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed.
So we have kind of a dilemma. We do. Yeah, I think. Okay, so I
met one of our one of our producers. He's had been down
Matt Milligan and his wife Sarah, and her daughter, and the
little girl who's three. Oh, apparently is a massive fan of
the show. She's okay. Right. So she's like, she's she was
singing the mac and cheese song. I don't have to get it for the
next show. Because it was kind of it was noisy restaurant,
unfortunately. And she's singing the mac and cheese song and
she's babbling about one thing or another? And she says,
Where's Adam? It turns out, she's the one who wanted to meet
me. So it wasn't the parents. One of the parents did too. But
she was a big fan. She's like the real fanboy know, a girl
isn't as it were a whole thing about this. And I think and
she's you know, and we're trying to discuss why the all of a
sudden is a bunch of little kids. And there was a listening
to the show we had, there was a right in the same day, there was
a tweet from some woman who said that her five year old I
believe, as her five year old was visiting with the who's
another big fan of the show five years old. Yeah. And and as
grandma left, the little girl said, adios, Mo
so what's the dilemma? Where's the problem?
No, we're cussing a lot on this show. And I think you know, we
have to at least be a little circumspect. Although we've kind
of
Wade back I'm not seeing a problem at all. I wonder
what the deal is. So we discussed it and it it it sounds
as if all the lively jingles and all this stuff. The noises?
Oh, it attracts kids. Yeah, it's like we're like little shiny
things. Yeah, we
got it. And they listened to it. And this three year old
apparently, when every time they turn on the radio in the car,
she says is that John and Adam? Wow. So I mean, it's like this
is an interesting phenomenon. It seems to me that we would have
this brainwashing you thought
well, I'm seeing well first of all, that's fantastic. But I'm
also seeing a another potential product here I'm thinking no
agenda mobiles. Right,
our heads
so when you when your kids in the crib when you know from from
birth, by the way, you just have the thing that spins around and
the kid looks at it and it plays little to
make sounds you could have just the jingles being exactly.
Just be like, you just be like
Happy, awesome. And the kid would just be like. So this is
weird. Now my keyboard won't work.
You've been having nothing but trouble with that machine since
you booted it this morning.
That's why the thing is, yeah, I don't know. I mean, first it was
the mouse. Now the mouse works, but, and I can do the show
pretty well. No, I can't. I mean, I can't even consult the
book of knowledge. And now it won't connect.
Or you just say something bad about the new pope.
Okay, well, since you since you brought it up. Would you do me a
favor? John, would you please open up the Red Book?
Oh, it was you might have it's over the desk. Hang on one
second.
I will I will wait for you. This is this is very crazy. Why is
this? No, it's a Bluetooth keyboard. If anyone has any
genius ideas, for some reason, it just won't connect now. It's
got a battery. I think See, connect. Your batteries are low.
It's not indicating that Oh, my God. I got batteries right here.
So I can do that. Yes. You have the red book? Yes, I do. Can you
tell me what did we predict? For the Pope?
Well, we predicted it'd be? Well, you made most of the
predictions. I think I contributed a little more than a
green.
Let me take you back in time. John, have the clip. Of course I
have the clip. All right. See, now normally, I'd be able to
find my back in time harp because I just type H and it
would take me there. Oh, you got
these things coded by the letter? Yeah. But now I can't
give away a secret.
I can't, I can't do it. Because the whole thing doesn't Well,
I'm going to be troubleshooting the Mac, while we do the show
today. But let me take you back in time to Episode Four, nine or
one on this very no agenda podcast, often known as best.
What's really nice, who's going to come next. And this is where
I think there is there is kind of a New World Order agenda at
play. And this may sound a little crazy. Surprise. Now, if
you look at what President Obama has brought to the United
States, which is not just him, it's been a process. And by the
way, John, the thing that I found most frightening is not
only the correctness of the prediction, but the reasoning
and how I got to this prediction is very scary. several
presidents, Republican and Democrat, we are very much
moving towards a Marxist slash socialist system, where it has
to be fair, everyone does a fair share, you know, the American
dream is, you know, you get to retire. Would you say that
that's a fair assessment of what has happened over the past 40
years, John, just getting by, right, just getting by but
that's, you know, we all share. And we pitch in and you can hear
the richest people have to pay their fair share and a little
bit more. And so it is kind of a Marxist, socialist type system
that we're moving into much more like the United States of
Europe, which is very much there already. But there is a,
this is referred to as the modern welfare state.
I love how you and I play off each other, we should consider a
show one of these days.
I hope so. Right.
But you would agree that that is Marxist at at its core? Maybe
not? Maybe you disagree?
Well, I would say by current definitions, yes.
I think we need to keep our eye on the Jesuit cardinals, the
Jesuit cardinals, the Jesuits in general, from what I understand,
I'm not, you know, this is where we need to what's his name?
Padre, SJ, whatever, from twit.
It's, the guy got to ask him that. But we have a lot of
Catholic priests that are more or less give us the the
background on this. And they and I suspect that between now and
next Thursday, we'll have a couple of notes. But
no Jesuits are. If you look at South America, they are very
much from they come from a Marxist background. And I
believe the next pope and it could even be I looked up a
couple here's one that's being talked about. Jorge Mario better
Bergoglio Okay, John. I'm sorry. Did I accurately predict the
pope
you actually name I actually
named the guy Yeah. As the only candidate.
Yeah, well, I think it's because the other ones that are up for
grabs in the South America. We're not Jesuits. And you have
this Jesuit thing on the mind. You were tapped in to the
collective unconscious. As my friend tapped in,
yes, and I'm in it freaked me out. Well, it
should have been. I've been what really is annoying. I think more
than that, and I considered annoying is they were taking
bets in Vegas on.
I know. I know we could I shouldn't put like five. No one
would have guessed this guy. I didn't hear his name bandied
about Gregory. I'm sorry. He did come in second last time that
went Oh, really? Oh, I didn't know that. Tim. But I mean, so
forget about the best
Pope trivia if you want to get into somehow not really knocking
about Well, the fact that he has one lung is kind of interesting.
Oh, really? Yes. So he he's essentially the Jerry Brown of
Popes. When he was a car. No, he wouldn't live in the fancy house
that they have. Yeah. Now he
lives in the apartment. Yeah, they took the bus. And but he's
also you know, we had the we have pictures of him hanging out
with, you know, the fascist there in Argentina.
I'll play the French perspective clip. I love it the way they've
French always have a dim view of everything.
It's funny because you'd expect it to be participating in the
program. But
it's not a French Pope. They don't forget that there used to
be two Pope's and one used to be in France. There was this big
schism, before this schism
Square in the Vatican, where of course that Pope Francis was
elected like all of the Catholic Church in Argentina. Cardinal
Bergoglio, has been called into question over his role during
the years of the military junta, from 1976 to 1983. Argentina was
a military dictatorship, between 15 and 30,000 people
disappeared. The church has been highly criticized for being
complicit with that military junta. It was against this
background, that Cardinal Bergoglio now that pope made his
name, some question his role during this period questions
that will no doubt resurface now that he's Pope Francis.
Yeah, I'm just so you've seen the picture of him? And Jorge
Videla? No I didn't know. Isn't walking next in the that Jorge
fue. De la, of course, is head of the Argentinian fascist
junta, who was responsible for 10s hundreds of 1000s of people
disappearing.
Me being 30,000 Oh, okay.
I'm sorry. What, since we're counting 30,000. And it just
they're walking together and happy smiling, having a good
time. Hey, anybody today is the it's it's exactly what we could
have expected.
Well, the funny thing is, is possible that as a fascist, he
might as opposed to a socialist, which is your basic theory.
That was my Jesuit theory. Yes.
Yeah. But it's fascism. Socialism, advertising. Thank
you. What's the difference? Really?
He might be able to go in there and clean house. Well, he's also
maybe there'll be some priests disappeared. Oh, yeah.
Well, he's so he's going to be the Pope of the poor, I guess.
Is his his mantra. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that makes sense. Looks
like we're well on our way. He'll be everybody's Pope.
I think that probably the poor thing. And the holes in his
naming and everything else was. Actually there's a clip here
that another one from French France 24, which was
down the drain.
No friends. Oh, no, no, that's, that's, that's another topic.
Okay. What do you have?
I don't know, I printed this out and they came out and two point
type and I can barely you
print out your clips.
I print out the list of clips. Okay. So then I can check them
off the list as we go through by the
way I fixed the keyboard on the fly.
Oh, well, you you've done that a number of times. Yes. So Frances
one, try that one. Okay, we'll give it a
shot reforms and so on. Now he's about to go to take the name of
Francis, how important is the choice of name for the Pope?
Hugely important. As I said earlier, the selection of the
name often suggests the program as it were of the Pope. And the
person I immediately think of, of course, as I'm sure the
entire world thinks of when they hear this is Francis of Assisi
ill father or the little poor man. That is really, I think,
the great inspiration, one of the great inspirations of the
golias own life. I think I say this only, of course half
jokingly, but I think some of the Cardinals will be afraid
that he will wander through the Vatican Museum and start selling
off the treasures. He's he's a person who is quite radical in
his sense of the way the gospel is a gospel a message to the
poor and the downtrodden in the first place. And I think that
lets
down, you know, I do what most people do, and I just look at
the guy and go douchebag it's just easy. You look at him. He's
like, and not trusting him. Don't you get like a weird gut
feeling? We just looked at the guy. Now. I mean, I did. There
was something else weird that so of course when the who was the
the, the artist formerly known as the Pope, what was his name?
The Benedict? Prince? Yes. So when Prince Benedict abdicated,
stepped down, quit. Lightning struck the Vatican. And when
Pope Francis was inducted to the Pope Hall of Fame, a seagull sat
atop the chimney. The Seagull is always a symbol of a coming
storm. In maritime lore,
yeah, well, that's because usually, for example, around
here, since I'm kind of close to the water, if I see a lot of
seagulls in the neighborhood, rather than the normal crows,
that are all over the place, which, by the way, don't trust a
crow.
It's certainly not a few selling Bitcoin.
Anyway, so the crows are usually all over the place and sometimes
a raven or two and then all of a sudden the seagulls if they're
around, and there's something coming in and the seagulls are
moving inland, when seagulls of all birds are inland. Yeah,
something is missing is out. Yeah, it could be and there were
supposedly, according to reports, there is that was
raining all day. And then when they finally went there, when
the smoke turned white, they the rain stopped. And it was clear
as a bell and there was a Pope came out. So there's some
something going on
that just but that whole process is just, you know, what, I don't
know, it's dumbfound me in a way, where, you know, so CNN
will be live at your square where they've got, you know, the
Arab Spring and revolts. And we have, you know, rocket ships
launching, and we have live embedded and just all kinds of
technological things going on in the world. And then we all sit
around and wait for a color smoke.
He says, Yeah, you'd think they would have some sort of an LED
display by now. Yeah, come on. Yeah, exactly. But you know, at
the Ditalion, about embedded and all the rest of it, what are all
these news anchors? And why is Brian Williams actually going
there for I mean, what's the point? Well, it's this guy's
wonder whether or not making any money and I don't think it's a
bad thing to send your reporters here and there. But there's he's
not doing any reporting. He's an anchorman.
Well, first of all, it removes the necessity to investigate or
report on any real news. But I also I think they're doing it to
entertain us as is as witness this clip. Now, of course, we
all we all are familiar with the now infamous broth clip, I will
play it for you just to refresh your memory.
Dr. Fauci. Thanks so much as always for joining us.
Good to be here pearls. So lips so funny. So we had a cardinal
top of the broth. I think he went one further.
Okay, I'll ask well, did you get a father to got it? That's a
very good question. Will. Will. It's a very good question. Well,
I think I think that's a close second.
Wills definitely explosive.
That's one idiot. I'd like to Okay, Wilf
wills. Get to there. I was
watching the coverage. And then I'm like, wow, he actually said,
Wilf. And the cool thing was, so they had the, they had like, the
three chairs on location to the cardinal, the guy on location,
and you know, like another guest. And when the cardinal
says, will that guy cracks up, but of course, you know, it's a
one camera shot. So we're super seeing him crack up. At its
wealth
built up talking to Wolf Blitzer. And he's going to be on
the IFBB. So you so you just three to one, and they said
we've talking to who?
Oh, yes, I will.
I will. Will that. I mean, generally speaking, when you're
on doing one of those remotes, you got to think in your ear.
They tell you the last second who you're talking to, exactly.
And it's like, you know, just you know, you can't say what
what names
will wealth, but not the thing is I heard him I heard what he
said what? Well, that's a good question. Will you know the good
guy actually, he's like an iron you'd have to translate. I heard
what Wilf said. Anyway, in the morning to you, John C. Dvorak
in the morning, do you Adam curry in the morning all ships
and sea boots on the ground feet in the water subs in the air and
all the Knights and Dames out there
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So hopefully, not too much damage was done there.
The DNS system is fixing itself as we it is shaking
it out. And we really do want to thank our executive producers
and Associate Executive producers for episode 495. And
of course, those credits always listed in the show notes. It is
in the following convention. 495 dot n a show notes.com. And List
of good people today. Some familiar, familiar names,
familiar faces coming in. But let's run down the list and see
what they have to say
Greg Feiler, sure. Greg and Lauderdale, Minnesota nuts.
Who's become an instant night but wait a minute, he's already
already tonight. Yeah, figuring out what he's gonna do with
that. He says keeping it short, I need to call out this was his
This is worth 1000. To him. I need to call out Matt Durant's
as a douchebag. He knows why. Wow. And he wants to send the
two of us a shot of karma who would like to be known as? As
what, as Sir Greg filer of the tribes?
So what's he already in night?
Yeah. As far as I know.
Well, I think Wow. Well, it's
we could ask JC if he's,
well, if he wants to be known as Sir Greg filer of the tribes
that would kind of indicate that he wasn't a knight but I thought
he was well, we're gonna find him again. We'll take the karma.
Karma. Take the karma. Hey, can I just say something before I
before you continue there? Yes. So we we from time to time we
get karma like this from some sir Greg filer. And I can't
remember who it was. But someone gave him this Mickey karma. You
know what happened to her?
She broke her toe. Now. Now she hasn't
acted or actively participated
as an actress. Yes. In Austin, let
me tell you what happened. So she got a call Friday, which was
after the show on Thursday, where I think she got some word
Yeah, the Thursday a week ago, where she got some karma. And
she heard what the audition was for and she could do the
audition in Austin. She was like, How can I not audition for
that? And she got booked for the job. She will be a co star on
Dallas.
She's gonna play an evil woman. Yes. Yes, of course. He's got
the Dutch accent. He's totally evil. Yeah, that would be the
you know, you got one of these deck. Your accent is perfect to
play an evil bitch woman.
I don't think she's playing a Dutch woman, John. I don't think
so. No, I don't think so. So
she's gonna get a get a coach. A recurring role.
Well, they're very secretive about these things. Of course,
you know, you don't get the actual script because you know,
it's episodic soap. Oh, yeah. They don't
want anyone know and
yeah, so we have to drive up the data really care so we got to
drive up to Dallas and and we don't even know what the taping
day shoot it in
Dallas. Yeah, they
actually shoot it in Dallas
shoot to show Dallas in Dallas. Ah, I didn't know that. Yeah,
yeah. Well, you know, there's very little if you go to
Hollywood, you're kind of stupid.
Yeah, there's no jobs. You want to get a job as an actor. Go to
Austin, Vancouver,
Vancouver, New Orleans or Austin apparently so a lot of New
Orleans now Louisiana is huge. Because they have this massive
unions massive tax. Now this you The EU massive tax break
massive. Oh, they're given like 25% You know? Yeah, they're just
given the money away. So
well if you want to go get chiggers that's the place to go.
But I just like wow, this is cool. Well, yeah, you here's
what you say, John, you say, Oh, that's great. Congratulations,
Mickey.
Congratulations, Mickey. Very good. But you can also thank the
karma from whoever gave it your
talent. That was you could say it was talent.
Yeah, well, she's always had the talent. She never got the job.
Right. Exactly. Take a lot of photos.
Oh, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. I hate but you know what the good news
is, you're gonna be one of those nuisances on the set. Hold
on. Hold on a second. Cut, cut. Honey, you sure you're feeling
right for the scene? Everything okay, you you feel it? You want
me to read the lines with you again? Yeah, what are those
eight holes? Hey, but the good news is I'm banging an actress
once again. That's kind of cool. Onward.
That's the reminds me of a joke but I will. For now Kirk and and
Jen SEO New York. 500. She remember the 500 Club and a
double producer in memory of mom who's 69th Birthday would be
today. Wow. If it wasn't for heart cancer. It's terrible. I
never even heard of heart cancer.
Have you know heart disease? Yeah, it was not hard cancer. No
benevolent outcome possible. Say that guy stepped on you. As she
would say May you receive the most benevolent outcome possible
happy 500
Is that Yeah, I guess it's good. Well, that's nice. I always
think of my mom on her birthday. I said you know, I guess that
never passes you always think about her.
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would be a nice list I hate Leila Hansel and satellite.
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screw. Right universe karma. So here we are. Adam. Sorry about
last Thursday show however, you know, you have to keep going and
doing the best podcast in the universe for karma. Best wishes
to us both. And a round of karma for her family. His family, her
family. It's her family. It's a Leila. Karma does work. Kids are
all homeschooled now.
Oh, right on LG y and her nickname was Lulu on the beach.
I guess I'll send pictures. You've got karma. Another one.
Did I afford you the other producers say into picture. Did
you Did I afford you the picture of the producer send it a shot
of his wife? No. Let me just say
that what you said if you saw the picture
exactly. But you know, the cool thing is it's posed. You know,
it's for us. It's like it's this is not this is not just like
you'd like to snap this shot and send it to Adam but the high
school reunion. No, no, no, this is like, Yeah, I'm doing this
for Adam and John.
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Anam. You don't have to read this on the show. Everyone's
saying that now it's great Gree with your analysis from fourth
93 Bytes show length and he agrees with everything we do. He
needs some karma job karma for his girlfriend
Yeah, watch out Be careful because this stuff currently
works. You've got to calm up yeah. Like a job
is currently the job karma will get you a job in Dallas.
Yeah, by the way the the your choice of words will be shot in
Dallas apparently is in poor taste.
Very funny. You're reading the chat and
I am I am I gotta admit
that that's the best material they can come up with. Jonah has
asked Astrium is Suresh strim in some place or rather, I don't
know it's a bunch of symbols on my screen. Apparently in Sweden.
In The Morning John Galt and Atlas hand out a douchebag to
every Boehner out there no well this is a donation from the damn
Soviet Social Republic of Sweden. You can afford if I can
afford to donate donate so can you and he's an LG why
now we're happy to give them an LG why Hamas and Puppet
search CQ Oh no. GQ.
Well, it
says CQ on the thing but it does say GQ please use my title sir
GQ Don't mention my real name or location I'm on the run. Need
some karma for sexy Mr. Curry? Hey, you've got karma
well now I know for sure, sir. GQ.
You know for sure I met him
he was an awesome Nitti wink. In a way
good. Yeah. Jezza jumped in Melbourne, Australia. Please
credit me as Jessica jumped from Melbourne. Don't use my real
name. I know I need a D Duchenne but I don't want to D douchey
however I find John's occasional use of profanity very persuasive
in a creepy way. And LP you will obey manner. Wow. Therefore, can
I get a short sharp pap prick from John? The liberal use of
this phrase when donations run low should I hope to be
necessary to be the necessary mind trick to open up the slave
wallets and remind people the value for value model? No karma
or slide was up the arse? Necessary. Thanks. Well, I
think it's very clear what he wants you to say. Yeah, pay
up prick. Oh, no. Wow. 269 bucks. It's kind of crazy. Yeah,
Associate Executive Producer. Yes, of course. And also mark
Stickney in Corona, California. And he just says he just need
some some karma and loves. You've got karma. So those are
our notes from their Executive Associate Executive producers
for show 4495 Right or fortnight's
four, nine or 549? JC is wrong.
I used to been asked by one Yeah, every Yeah, since last
week. He probably looked at the old spreadsheet and said this,
but I add one
he's phoning it in. phoning it in. He's phoning phoning it in.
I have a couple of things. First of all, now we're not talking
about
before you go I want to mention that you can go to devora.org/na
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know I should put a link I suppose on the blog that links
to the donation
Oh, now there's a concept I you know, Yeah, hold on. Do your do
your NLP and I'll do mine. Prick to vorak.org/and a. So I don't
think Eric the shields thing is ready to talk about yet. Now he
wants to wait until like a database problem. Okay. I do
want to mention after today's live show on the stream, there's
the no agenda producers update. They've got a you can win a DB X
compressor limiter. And you can find the details at ITM that I
am slash DB X and help someone what you can. What a compressor
Yeah, they're giving away a DB X compressor limiter. Who is the I
think it's a sir Gene but you know they have the producer
update you know as we did oil and everybody always stuff
yeah it's a DB X model look like I have
well actually I'm honey You're soaking in it right now. We use
a DB X or the 266 XL that's what the that's part of the chain
that we're running through. And I also would like to thank
it's only 89 bucks
what kind of asshole Are you really?
Want for 229
Maybe it's a 229
By the way, I think there's a scam on the internet.
Okay, really? Can I Can I just finish this up and you can get
into the scam. I just I gotta finish or one more PR mentioned
here. Okay, I want to hear the scamp. I'd like to thank Hans
Petter Fjeld from Gitmo nation brown cheese who sent me an
actual block of gizmo nation brown cheese. John, have you
ever had this product? I think so. Yeah. If you unwrap it, I
tweeted a picture. It looks like a cross between a big hunk of
clay and a big hunk of caramel. Yeah, I've heard that cheese and
apparently is very flammable. No, no that you do because on
your blog, there's a posting about how someone had a whole
bunch of this cheese in their house and the house burned down
because it's so fat. The cheese that it just burns like crazy.
So you put it a wick in it? Yeah, you can. It can use it as
a candle. It would stink up the place, however, that John, this
is an outstanding product. It's really really good. There must
be so much sugar and stuff in a tasty cheese is good, right?
Yeah, no, it's a very delicious product, but Mickey couldn't
handle it and it sticks to get you can't read a little bit. get
sick as a dog but
I can see where where a whole nation because I know the Dutch
have some crazy crap that you too. I can see where a whole
nation just grows up on it's like Nutella. It's a Nutella of
cheese essentially.
Well, it's like Marmite, or like this.
Thank you exactly the book you have to be brought raised.
Because Mickey sent me I'm like, Oh, this is really good. She's
and she just looks at it and she's already sick to her
stomach. It's like I can't I
did another one. That's like there's another way of talking
about these kinds of foods. The the Danish they have a they eat
matches this kind of oily mattress matches. It's like ma
te je s something like that. It's it's a it's a type of
herring. And they eat a lot of herring, right?
Oh, yeah. All of sushi. Absolutely.
But this, but the one they liked the most is not the ones I like
pickled herring of American style pickles from Nova Scotia
are these good Herring with his pickled rice kind of sour. But
there's this oily stuff that they eat in Denmark. I'm just
advising Americans who go to Denmark do not order this
is not not not an outstanding product.
It's thanks to high heaven it's really greasy, and it leaves a
really sour not a sour but it just a foul taste in your mouth.
It's not good.
There you go. Ladies and gentlemen, another handy food
tip from the best podcast in the universe and we would like you
to do one thing is go out and please propagate our formula
formula
is this. We go out. We hit people in the mouth
don't order the oily hair.
Man, by the way, we will get or I will in this case, get some
nasty notes. About from a date or two. That will tell me though
of course that you're either you don't know what you're talking
you have insulted the Danish culture, of course. So the DB X
to six.
Did you hear that? We have a new a new kid. What is it?
That fact of fact fact. Oh, backpack. This pronounces it
fact, I like it. That's good.
All right, good. Good. Let's get to some real news here. But I'll
listen to your DBS scam story, whatever.
I'm just saying. Here's the here it is rady 999 Here it is for
229 95 This makes no sense. Why would you buy that one? And here
it is for 149 Here it is for 79. So do you ever like look
something up? It's like, you know, say this is a $95 product.
Yeah, and you do frugal lead or something. So you get a whole
bunch of prices. There's always one company selling it's like
9579 used 129 149 9999 99. And then there's one company usually
always one or maybe sometimes two, but generally 120 $500
I have not seen this. This has not occurred to me.
Now I have to document it. But I think this is some sort of
either a money laundering deal or it's Something they sell only
because someone buys it meant Yeah, they buy the $2,500
average all we have we budgeting for this for this device, it's
25. And then they get oh yeah,
well as a money laundering scheme makes it's like, like the
movie with Hugh Grant where he he's the mamba by his buying his
crappy art. Remember that? Exactly. Yeah. That's a well,
hey, this is a we should consider using this ourselves my
friend.
Yeah. You know, you don't want to just jump into money
laundering?
No, you want to ease into it. You want to do better. You don't
want to write you want to talk about it too much. And
no, you don't want to talk about too much. And you better talk to
a lawyer.
Right off the bat. Yes. Before you get into it. You want
somebody gave
me down once on how a Florida gangsters, which many of them
are retired from the north, set up money laundering schemes with
very expensive cars in Florida. And these dealers, the gray
market cars are just no, these were all legitimate cars. But
they were they would do something where they would buy
the guy and I unfortunately didn't write it down. And when I
heard it, I said, Oh my god, that is the most genius thing
I've ever heard in my life. And then I forgot about how it
worked. But somehow you bought the car. And then you sold it
back to them used or something. And then they refurbished it.
And somebody else bought it as a new car. It was some weird
convoluted buying and selling of exotic cars scam. That's if
anybody knows how that works, please send me an email.
So no real clip to mention, but I did figure it out. I think
just
now, what would you say John was the big distraction of the week
that we talked about? Actually, it was it was kind of last week.
And we were trying to figure out what was the point we had this
almost 13 hour filibuster by Senator Rand Paul, of course
heralded as the the leader of the liberty movement. And I was
very skeptical about this grandstanding. Particularly
because, you know, very early on he had received his answer to
the question, which is irrelevant, because you know,
it's like, really, this is what you're picking is the drone
thing? Where were you three years ago? You know, A, B,
there's just so much so much so wrong. In my for my field. I
kind of didn't, like on,
on cue. Ah, ah, wow, that was taking place. So that's the
Senate, the House of Representatives approved and
voted by 267 to 151. A $982 billion continuing resolution to
fund the federal government through the rest of fiscal 2013.
Right. Funny how we didn't hear anything about that.
I heard about it. Yes. On if you watch C span it talks about.
Exactly. But was that on C span? Ah, yeah. I mean, yes. Sorry.
Was it on CNN? Confused, my glasses fogged up. I'm just
hitting anything I can to but the slaves don't know about it.
And that, of course, is really what you know. And by the way, a
lot of it is for the funding of the Affordable Care Act ACA,
also known as Obamacare, which the President himself now calls
Obamacare. So
he was what an egomaniac.
But so on one hand, we've got the guy who and he was an anti
Affordable Care Act. Senator, he was he's against it, you know,
but here it is. It's it was let's just fund it. And it's
kind of like everything happened the same time. Oh, that vote
passes. Okay. Hey, ran just few more hours, man. Just make it
look good. I'm not buying his sincerity. I question it highly.
He may have been
telling me that the potential for a politician being insincere
is Hi.
Sorry. Well, I want people to consider it and we become very
unpopular often. Me more than you, I would say, I'm not quite
sure how you get away with it. Maybe it's just respect for the
elderly. That could be no it's very possible. Hey, I can't
really but we will say yes say things from time to time that
get people really really angry and filled with hate and spew
off nasty messages and just you know, create entire YouTube
campaigns about how stupid we are and we don't allow talking
about and but part of what I think the beauty of no agenda is
we can we have no agenda, you know, I look I love Ron Paul. I
also question things that he did and you know, I've always had my
thoughts about Rand Paul. But we know but here we are we
sometimes we get stuff right i mean the pope thing how many
emails I got about urine idiot did Jesuits it not only do I get
that right I get the guy right.
I get the I've been I collect some of these things I collect
really let you know when there's a website or something i i
Unfortunately, I'm so disorganized if I was, you know,
well organized, I'd be rich. But because every so often I just
even though we don't do it much, I just want to throw it back in
their face. Oh, yeah. Wait. Let me just quote what you said two
years. Yeah. Pull it out. Unfortunately, I can't find it.
That's right. So I can't do it. I don't. So I saw I seem like
I'm missing like a very gentle person, because I really know
that must be it that much. And we have a new drone target. I
want everyone to take a look at it. And it's it's interesting to
me how so many stories are essentially launched via the UK
press. And I think really the Daily Mail, which I know you
know, from personal experience, they're full of crap. The Daily
Mail was very sketchy. It seems like a direct arm of Truck Month
because now there you go you go to the Daily Mail you get a pop
up video ad. So they've got this US Army veteran joins al Qaeda
linked group after months of fighting with rebel forces in
Syria. Have you seen this? No. Oh yeah. This so you've got to
take just Google for his name is Eric with a C E ric. Haroon, h a
r o u n 30 of Phoenix and the article says has joined an al
Qaeda linked group jab hot aisle Misra and it's all these
Facebook pictures so this guy has joined al Qaeda and his and
literally just copyright Facebook, which is interesting
to me because Facebook never claims copyright over your
stuff. But in this case, Facebook is claiming copyright
or is given the copyright credit in every single picture. And the
guy is posing with you know, all with rock grenade launchers, aka
I'm getting nothing. Haroon h a r r o u n. O fees from Phoenix,
Eric Haroon, and you seem like it totally like he's almost
doing the duck face when he's posing for these pictures. This
is an actor ladies and gentlemen, this is bull crap.
And I guarantee you this guy is going to get blown up by a
drone. So we can say well, this is clearly the kind of guy you
know that we have to deal with. You know, we couldn't capture
him. We had no idea where he was uploading all these pictures,
all these selfie pictures to Facebook. Facebook knows who he
is. You have to have your real name. And it's just tons and
tons of pictures of him it's a crock
right there. There was this is hilarious. Do you know what I
mean? It's like this picture of him. Here's with the Palestine
flag. Yeah, he's got he's got the that that had dressed that
he's got the cigarette hanging out of his mouth, right. Had a
cigarette that one yeah. And he's hold any shithole is armas,
Hill he's shooting a picture of himself. I
read the caption how rune rebels in his hero status and brags on
Facebook and in YouTube videos of his bloody exploits in the
Middle East. This is this is an actor ladies and gentlemen. This
is this is this is bull crap. And they have a video I think I
have audio the video is kind of like yeah, we smoked him he's a
show in a helicopter and like probably in Phoenix air
I guess his audio is no good.
Yeah, but it's just but there's just a video of it. So we'll
hear more about oh yeah,
so I guess I just wanted to call him out
the generals Adobe Oh, an example. I think you're right.
He's gonna use drones right we got a drone.
Yeah. Because this our Locky the story is old. Now. He's got the
it's little it's got the 16 year old that they killed hanging off
of them. It's kind of nasty. But the only thing I couldn't find
in the article which of course is kind of typical because it's
because it's a UK article is the term aid and comfort. But I'm
just waiting for that it's it's bound to show up bound to show
up
so yeah, okay, you spot it dad. Give me a dude, I should put
that into red boy. That's another one. That's a foregone
conclusion.
Yeah, I mean, it's just obvious what they're doing here. It's
obvious. Another a bill popped up if you're interested. Share
this CES, Bill 1748. Just double check who introduced this, I
think it was wrangle? Well, it relates directly directly to
this code by our president cannot continue
to rely only on our military. In order to achieve the national
security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a
civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as
strong, just as well funded.
And here you go hr 748, to require all persons in the
United States. And we've been tracking this exact this
language with the Peace Ministry of Peace, what was it ministry,
Department of peace building. So on the heels of that legislation
here, proposed legislation to require all persons United
States between ages of 18 and 25, that seven years to perform
National Service either as a member of the uniformed services
or as civilian service in a federal state or local
government program with a community based agency or
community based entity, and to authorize the induction of
persons in the uniformed services during wartime to meet
end strength requirements of the Uniformed Services to provide
for the registration of women under the military Selective
Service Act and for other purposes. So Hey, girls, I guess
what gets your armband obligation for service it is the
obligation of every citizen of the United States and every
other person residing in the United States. Whether you're a
citizen or not, who is between the ages of 18 and 25 to perform
a period of national service as prescribed in this title unless
exempted on the under the provisions of this title. So
this is it.
Universal Service in the civilian corps to build peace
yes to build peace. But I guess you only see two year period of
it says only two years that so they're just it's gonna be for
two years but I guess you can choose between
a town's gonna go like this, you get the urine for two years
you're doing this, you know, scrubbing floors, whatever
they're gonna have you do you know, peeling potatoes, caring
and doing bookkeeping.
Can I do just like, can I train Can I just go in and I can do
military service Canada, you
probably do some and then they're gonna be off, you have
more money if you stay. So you have to re up for four years.
And you'll be going into an economy that's in a tank, so you
won't be able to get a job. So
hey, I got an idea. Let's hop into the service. Your low
payment, they'll pay me minimum wage, won't they?
I don't know what they pay. But you get, you know, in the olden
days used to get free room and board but a lot of that's gone
by the wayside too. It's hard to say what they're up to.
Well, no breweries what their labor, slavery. Think they're up
to Job slavery. Slavery slaves can either be a slave in jail or
out of jail? It's your choice.
Whichever one you want a little more freedom out of jail. But
not that Not much. Not much. But yeah, at least you're not into
so they don't at least you can go out at night.
So I just asked, I just want to make sure that you know, when
you look at the rainbow of your life, if you are getting this
type of information, if anyone is tracking this for you, if
anyone is looking at this kind of stuff, because we are
exactly now I want to go and talk about a little side topic
here. I wrote a column yesterday about this fake viral video
that's going around which I have not seen said it's the Jeff
Gordon was Jeff. Jeff Garza famous NASCAR driver, and he put
a beard on and then went to supposedly that has hidden
cameras. He went to a dealership from a Chevy dealership by
coincidence as sponsors for the way this works. Okay, I'm seeing
the Pepsi ad. And then he said want to take a test drive. He
says he only drives a minivan he got in this car and then he goes
crazy on this track that somehow has been, which is essentially a
lot somewhere it has been soaking wet for some unknown
reason. And I dissected it saying this is a scam. And this
old viral video is nonsense it but my point of the column was
that USA Today's thought it was real and they made a big deal
out of it. In fact, play the France France 24 down the drain.
Here's another good example of how this played out.
Because we've got some support for you which football team does
the new pope support and levy has the hot news on the brothers
areas club Pope Francis is most likely to follow if we believe
what we see in this photo. And then web news what happens when
a NASCAR driver takes a car for a test drive with an
unsuspecting salesman? Yep, you get an internet hit.
Sure not none of the major media question that says bogus. Now
that in which I was the point of the call, but then it came out
that I apparently the Federal Trade Commission brought out
this and everyone has shouldn't go make a copy of this as an 85
page document called.com disclosures, and it's people
just starting to analyze this is perfect for you. You would love
this.
Oh, yeah, no, this there, the FTC has a lot of rules that
you're supposed to follow.
well.com disclosures clearly says that a celebrity cannot
mislead.
And that's just the crap they're trying to sell. You forget about
the stuff that they're lying about when it comes to I don't
know, Haiti donations, the International Criminal Court,
oh, hey, George Clooney, how you doing?
So especially on Twitter, or blogs, this is with this
particular document, which is called.com disclosures. It's
available as a PDF, I printed a copy out it's very interesting,
actually. And they have a lot of examples of what you can and
cannot do. Well, this is clearly this this fake viral video is
clearly a violation of this. I'm very curious to see what they're
going to do about this sort of thing. In other words, these all
these phony videos that are coming out as these staged viral
videos that are purported to be you know, you know, they're
purported to be real. Yeah, I mean, that's what makes them so
interesting to the public at large all liquidy dad that was a
great practical joke, even though the guy in the car is
clearly an actor is an
actor, the the camera, it's all set up. It's all predetermined.
Yeah, it's, uh, you know, some agency, you will get an award
for it. Right, as well as one does. Yeah,
great. Just saying right off the top here. It's illegal violation
of its desert as outlined in.com disclosures. Everyone should get
a copy of this and start hounding the FTC when these
things show
up. So forget that start hounding Pepsi.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Pepsi. They should be they should be ashamed
of themselves. This is a clear cut violation of the FTC.
John why do I not think anyone gives a flying crap about oh,
but then they have to go back and work for the government. I
go work for the FTC and start busting these guys. They've
got the the celebrities are out in full force. Did you see the
the most recent viral video the most recent cyber campaign the
cyber war campaign that everyone's jumped on board for?
Did you see this one? No.
Practice our the FBI and the Secret Service. They are
launching massive investigations and allege in depth Personnel
Information like social security numbers, phone numbers, credit
card reports, all from for people posted on the Internet.
That is what is now being investigated. The high profile
victims include the First Lady of the United States, Michelle
Obama, the Vice President, Joe Biden, among many others
celebrating Ryan Todd has been digging into this story. He's
walking into the situation room.
This is great. The guy is walking on the set. And Wolf
says he is walking into the situation room. This is
fantastic. The guy is literally he's walking onto a set but no
no no not taking
it to the store. He's walking into situation room right now.
It's probably the Situation Room and what is the question? Of
course a shocking story shocking when you think about what's
going on, Brian, what do you learn?
What are you learning? Wilf? I love it when you say that. Well,
if a law enforcement
official says investigators are taking this seriously enough
that they are going after the records of internet service
providers, we cannot confirm that all the finance gee, this
is so convenient, isn't it? The data for these celebrities being
posted on this website is accurate, but two credit
agencies say their information was accessed without
authorization. All right, roll the tape. Kim Kardashian is auto
loan.
Kim Kardashian has an auto loan. Are you kidding me? She has an
auto loan Obama's student loan and credit report. Ashton
Kutcher is mortgage. Ashton Kutcher as a mortgage really
Beyonce his address and phone number Beyonce has a phone a
website with a ghoulish looking girl on the main page, his
listing information it claims as the financial data of those
celebrities and more. All right, so everyone had to get it. Now
of course what this is about is there was a huge senatorial
hearing, which was a beautiful if you watch it on C span Oh,
I'm sorry. No, that's what we do. So you don't have to they
had the site the awesome we have a general now who's in charge of
Cyber Command, who I mean this he's got more medals than all
these other Yahoo's what I mean, what are these medals mean?
Please, like stop cyber attack in May, Dwayne,
I looked update. Yeah, I know you're talking.
You looked at okay, well, let me let me just get into this was so
coordinated the FTC should be suing the president. And so
here's Diane Sawyer. ABC, of course is always in on these
things early. But by coincidence, George
Stephanopoulos, a White House Democratic operative, has an
interview with the President. And wow, Mr. President, we have
these reports. It's about I can't believe it is. This is the
personal information a As the First Lady has been stolen, who
Mr. Brittain now he's the president smart. He's gonna go a
long way, but he's not going to really confirm anything. Of
course
George Stephanopoulos sat down with President Obama today for
an exclusive interview with the President opening up about a
story in the news that has touched him and his family's
I'm ready for like someone who's died shot you know, like
helicopter down afternoon.
Do you have like a thing for Diane Sawyer? Come? I do.
Because she's tall,
she's sexy and drunk. He's easy prey. The First Lady
along with other familiar names appear to be the victims of a
hack attack. You see senior justice correspondent here. Hi,
I'm broke. Mrs. Will we're from the band hack attack. How you
doing? Everybody
has been tracking this story all day. And first brings us the
latest.
This sinister looking website hosting what hackers claim is
the social security number and credit report
of the First Lady. It always surprises me that they never are
able to track someone whose website you know has a domain
registered has a login from an IP address somewhere like
Twitter accounts that are used by anonymous never ever and
these things just websites still up. You know, hey, you know,
it's Unbeliev you got it.
You got an mp3 of of Jay Z or Beyonce on your site, your
arrest. You're down. You're in
cuffs the FBI and Secret Service are investigating. And today in
an exclusive interview with ABC George Stephanopoulos. President
Obama would not say if the information is authentic, but
confirmed. Authorities are trying to find out what
happened. We should not be surprised that if you've got
hackers want to dig in and devote a lot of resources
to dig in. What is this? Are they mining for bitcoins?
That they can access people's private information. It is a big
problem right into the White House. And again, I can't I'm
not confirming that that's what happened. You've got websites
out there right now that's sell people's credit cards.
Ya know, you have you have websites out there by companies
that sell your personal information and ruin your life.
They're called Equifax and other companies that have your FICO
score, which you Mr. President are promoting to enslave us all
to these real companies
that have been stolen. Michelle Obama is not the only potential
victim those targeted are a curious mix of the powerful and
famous Vice President Biden, former Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton,
the rich, powerful and famous love that Beyonce Beyonce I
mean, this is listen to the mind control that's going on in
Kardashian Kim Kardashian FBI director and LA's police chief.
They're all celebrities tonight Equifax and credit reporting
agency confirmed that unauthorized and fraudulent
access occurred involving four high profile people, but they
declined to identify them. Law enforcement officials are trying
to determine how much of the information on the website is
authentic and how it might have been obtained.
Okay, so let's just go back to the situation room situation
set. And let's bring in our Pentagon correspondent Barbara
Starr. Now Barbara Starr this is one must be so tired of what she
does. Oh, really? I've got to do I've got to make up this crap. I
can't make up any more. I gotta do seven minutes on this. Oh,
okay.
From the nation's power grid to online banking, we're all gonna
die. The US economy is utterly reliant on the internet utterly
rely on
this this story is you really listen to what's going on. This
is all about the government. Getting in bed with corporations
corporatism and fascism. There's many words for it, making them
share their information with you under now, executive order they
cannot be penalized for doing so they only have to be convinced
and this of course is one of the ways that you're going to be
okay with it. When you hear that I mean my god it is so
embarrassing. Kim Kardashian has a car loan. My goodness I'd hate
for anyone to know what I'm doing. The Pentagon
is now watching the cyber threat to the economy every minute
every we've seen the attacks on Wall Street or this is from the
the hearing over the last six months
grow significantly. Over 140 of those attacks over the last six
months. Yeah,
that's really hurt. The Dow hasn't a John, how's it how's
it? It's been horrible for Wall Street. Nothing but up we've
broken new high 14,000
In the face of growing cyber attacks many from China,
President China we signed an executive order to improve
cybersecurity
Oh, we cannot look back years from now and wonder why we did
nothing in the face of real threats to our security and our
account
total inference to a 911 Pearl Harbor event
a recent investigation and even pinpointed this building in
China, that houses part of a shadowy Chinese military unit
responsible for 1000s of hacks into American business and
government agencies. We'd like
to point out the company was paid to do that
China's massive campaign to steal technology, business
practices, intellectual property and business strategies. through
cyberspace continues, and it continues
relentlessly those bastards better not try and steal our
show. I'm not going to have it, I'm not going to have
it. That's an open source source. So they can take the
show for free as long as they leave in the ads. And let me let
me have no ads. Just a pitch. Let me just finish it up with
the final but you don't have to finish it up. Because I got some
clips. I want to back
No, but this this is just 30 seconds of fear. I just wanted
to give you the fear thing. Go. Now, a recent
DoD report noted that even the Pentagon's own cyber systems are
so vulnerable to an attack that during the drill and exercise,
those playing the role of opponents were very easily able
to overwhelm Okay, bro, bring it home Pentagon cyber defenses?
Well,
it's a real serious problem out there. And I know they're
working overtime to deal with it, it's only going to
presumably get worse down the road as well. But
it's only going to get worse down the road. Because that's in
the script. Barbara, thank you very much. Let's move on to
something even worse. You
know, aside from sounding the alarm on cybersecurity, the
Director of National Intelligence is now warning
about nuclear threats from North Korea, North Korea.
Buy some shit you don't need North Korea.
So there is another a bunch of interesting memes that this
particular hearing that you're talking about. And they're
trying to sneak some of the stuff in play it. Let's start
with listening to you. First of all, there's this immunity
debate. And this is these are the two guys that you guys are
at. We're up in front of Congress, the 11 committee were
two generals who were part of strat calm and cyber calm and,
and they were one of them was this new guy this this expert on
cyber terrorism knows nothing. And by the way, there's all the
million badges this guy's got on what does he have? What does it
have? Like if you look at its distinguished service, not tying
essentially stuff you would get in school? Yeah, good
attendance. You look at these badges, I swear to God, if you
started read kind of read, figuring out what they really
mean. It essentially said good attendance.
So he always showed up, showed up showed up for a lot.
So to play it, we've got a couple of things here. They're
kind of interesting. And I'll probably cut them off a play
immunity one. This is like a big deal they're talking about
a senator, I'll give you my my answer here. And I'd ask you
just take that for the record to get you really accurate and
detailed answer on it. Because I do think this is important to
lay this out. The issues as I see it for liability protection
are into parts. When the internet service providers and
companies are acting as an agent of the government and make a
mistake and are subject to law suits. The issue becomes they
get sued so many times by so many different actors that they
spend a lot of money and time and effort responding to those
lawsuits when we've asked them to do something to defend the
nation. So there's that one set. And the other is, let's say
theoretically that we send a signature that says stop this
piece of traffic because it is that wiper virus that hit Saudi
Aramco, but we the government mischaracterize it when they
stop it, that stopped some traffic that they didn't intend
to, nor did we make a mistake, mistakes are going to happen.
Because when you have real time concerns, emergency concerns,
some traffic may be impacted. That traffic that is impacted
the internet service providers would quickly fix by altering
that signature to get it right. But some traffic has been
delayed or disrupted by their actual okay now
because we've actually skipped immunity to
Oh, skip to I said, Skip it. Yeah, skip to Okay, here we go.
I'm not talking about giving them broad general immunity. And
I don't think anyone is it is when they're dealing with the
government in good faith in these areas. We should protect
them for what we're asking them to do. And after all, they're
wearing the shirt. I think that's the in the venue. I'll
get you a more specific answer from
so. So they're in bed with the ISPs. And they're trying to
figure out how to do the immunity. So
what I understand that the ISPs are saying, hey, wait a minute,
we shouldn't be the only guys. It should be Google as well,
because it's really the applications that are being
used. So Google should be it should be pulled into this.
And I know that you're getting everybody Yeah, yeah. Just as an
aside, I'm listening to this. And I heard this morning a few
times. Didn't we play a Ron Rand Paul clip or somebody or
somebody was talking about the Senate. You can't have devices
in the Senate. Before. There's no computers, you can have
computers, I think in the house but the Senate now he can't have
any devices.
Hmm, yeah. I vaguely vaguely remember something about that.
Oh,
I do remember it. Because when I heard this, if you play, do
electronic devices in the US, and it tells me that you don't
hear an electronic, some guys, message library.
But it really impacts is as you look at commands like trans,
trans calm and others, and our ability to communicate would be
significantly reduced. And it would complicate our governance,
if you will, in our ability for the government to act on a more
scale, I think, but general Kaler has would be intact.
What was I supposed to hear? You heard
a click click lick. It was an instant message. And then there
was a follow up. And then I have actually another clip where he
started. He started getting that reminder beep.
You didn't hear it in there. It's like I heard it click
click. I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure what it was
like, Was it because you Susie, you heard that click like he
looked down on his? Okay. That's what you can surf the web on a
phone. I mean, this, you know, they should take these phones
out of the out of the Senate. Anyway, so. So this anyway, this
hearing went on and on was all kinds of different kinds of
crazy things. At one point, there's this one guy who's just
seems like the dumbest guy in the world. He's in from Florida.
His name is Bill Nelson. And he's a soft spoken kind of a
slow talking Southern, Southern senator. And he, I believe, he
didn't get the memo, or he wasn't in the meetings. And so
there was this. So he started bringing up something that was
off script. Oh, and every time I see this sort of thing, I go,
Oh, brother, yeah, you always reminds me of the the ex Prime
Minister of England that said that those crazy meetings that
they have, are they yelling at each other are all scripted. And
we had the clip of that it was very interesting. So here is an
example of a guy going off script with a question of these
two guys, and then interrupted, being kind of told he's going
off script. And he, even though he's given the go ahead, if he
wants to ask any more questions, he completely backs off. It's
one of the it's a great little drama, you're gonna hear right
here on this clip, which is the weird one. I got a weird one.
Yes,
answer it That reminds me, you know, in the disintegration of
the Soviet Union, it was the United States that took the
initiative through Nunn lugar, to go in and try to secure those
nuclear weapons. And that turned out to be a very successful
program. And in this new world of cyber threats. We of course,
have to be responsible for ours. But we have to worry about those
others on the planet that have a nuclear strike capability of
protecting theirs against some outside player coming in, and
suddenly taking over their command and control. General
Alexander, do you have any comment on that? Well,
I wonder if you would yield before he certainly has the
answer. That is, it's a very important question. I wonder for
starters, and I didn't mean to I shouldn't interrupt the answer
as to whether for starters, I didn't mean to interrupt, or
Nelson, we should ask the intelligence community writ
large as to what we know about that.
You want to say that,
Oh, no. And we will do that. We it's a great idea. It's
important point, we will take that on. We will ask but let me
not interrupt further your the answer that okay.
I know General Alexander is going to be constrained as what
he can say in this setting. So let me just defer that then, for
a classified setting. Well, not
just pacified, but also a broader intelligence community
assessment as well, if we could do that.
Generally, Alexander knows everything about everything.
Is one of the guys names Major Nelson.
Is the two guys or did I hear that or? I don't know what that
was in front of us. Keith Alexander's, that's the cybercom
guy. And the other guy was Robert Keller, who's a US
Strategic Command, get strat calm. And so So Nelson Nelson is
that is the Senator. Oh, okay. All right. So Senator Nelson. So
Nelson's yakking away about this idea that B is in other words,
there's a scripted thing in play, which is going to involve
some sort of bull crap virus takes over command and control
of the Russians like the Russians of all people are not
going to let that happen. They're probably better at
hacking than we are. But that's okay. It can happen So he is
he's asking this question. It's obviously part of a bigger as
part of a bigger script that Nelson knows nothing about
because he's a Rube. But he and he's never expected to come up
with a good question. The Ask the dumbest stuff. So he asked
his like dynamite question. And then Oh, my God, he's.
So he's, where's he from? Now? Florida, Florida, right.
So they stopped him in his tracks. And you could see the
look of realization on his face that oh, oh, maybe. And then so
he says, I defer my good. No, you can ask your question. No,
no, no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna ask the question. And so
it was just like, to me, it was hilarious that there's something
afoot. This is Bill Nelson. Is that who it is? Yeah. Bill
Nelson.
Let me see what he what does he do? He does he have? So how did
he get on this panel?
He's just in that Committee is a committee on cyber.
If you go to if you go to Bill nelson.senate.gov. Yeah, it's
creepy. Guy. Yeah. Go to look at look at him with the Boy Scout.
Oh, just scroll up. Just scroll down. Nelson tries out simulator
for training drone pilots. Really? Geez. Nelson goes on
Python huntin Everglades. What are these people doing? It's
kind of got that. Agent MILFy wife thing?
Do you see him with the with the I'm not on this page. Bill
Nelson.
Oh my god. senate.gov. And you scroll down. And there he is
smiling at a Boy Scout. Looking all creepy. I would take that
picture off. If I was doing his PR. I'm like, not good. Because
you never know what could happen. Someone some stories
might come out. While you were looking for your Python in the
Everglades. I mean, come on. How more obvious can you get with
your headlines? I was looking for a Python in the Everglades.
And I saw a boy scout. All right.
Look in there. That's pretty good. It's pretty funny to see
this. These things unfold. Because now we know essentially
it's a heads up.
Well, what I what I like so much that we have the heads up on
that end. But you see that stuff? It's kind of like the the
the US, you know, the the veteran who now has joined al
Qaeda. It's like we're tired of Al walkie we need a new actor.
We need new episode new season. So you know, part of this is if
it could happen to the President and the First Lady and to Kim
Kardashian. It could happen to me. So I need my service
provider to be on my side sharing my information with the
government. That's what's taking place? Yeah, no, it's
it's a coup. And there.
Yeah, and I think we're on the losing end of the stick here.
Well, we might not be if I've got this clip. Unfortunately, we
might be, I think in Yeah, losing end of the unless we take
a job in the government. And I found it I found what we can do.
And this is another clip from the hearing it just like says
Here you go, guys quit your show, and go do this.
And just concerns me mostly
genlock. Now let me raise an issue. That is Senator Lieberman
indicated the call excuse me, Senator Levin, the Collins
Lieberman legislation was not successful. I share his view,
it's very important. Because right now we have essentially a
voluntary scheme. And one of the arguments that's raised by the
opponents is that it would impose too much cost on the
business community, etc. Your knowledge of the potential state
and non state ability to disrupt the economy United States, not
our Strategic Command, but ATM machines, etc. Do you have a
sort of, you
know, nice list of examples, ATM machines,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera? Essentially, they they're
starting to replay the y2k scenario. Yeah.
So very nice. Oh, we can do you have that script still
somewhere?
We don't I hear edges presentation on a calculation of
the potential cost the economy. Someone decided to conduct a non
you know, intermittent attack on a concentrated attack.
I, hey, whoa, a cost if someone had an internet attack. I'm
thinking what do you think in John, I'm thinking trillions,
trillions of dollars, man, what do you think? Well, you know,
because he's you clipped it.
Senator, the, the attack on our bank, as you know, would be
significant. Our bank,
our bank, we have one bank. Now,
I heard that. We have our bank, we'd have
significant impacts. And if people can't get to their money,
the impact of that is huge. And you've seen that and we've
discussed in person If
we didn't have we seen that, where we discussed that that's
not true.
What I'm concerned about is a distributed denial of service
attack could accomplish that. A significant distributed denial
of service attack could make it very difficult for our people to
do online banking.
What can we not just go to the bank? Can I guess what to do?
You can do the bank, I'm
going to walk in, there's a million bank, or there's a Chase
Bank in the ATB, I can go to the bank, online trading
and others, the cost. So there's the cost of Ludas is going to
kill Bitcoin, by the way, he was saying that if you think about
Amazon, one hour of Amazon costs $7 million in profit to them, if
they were they were offline. There's also a cost that
second bogus concept, the one hour, they they would lose that
much if everything was continuous. But if you are going
to buy something from Amazon, and they're down, and they lose
that 7 million, you go back and buy it tomorrow, yeah, so they
will really lose anything except somebody who changes their mind.
But also, you know, I think the number one place where DDoS has
come from is from Amazon's own AWS infrastructure, Amazon would
just shut it off, you know, they run all that stuff. Everyone
uses an hacked Amazon stuff to do that with
that complicates legislation in that each of our critical
infrastructure. portions of our industry have different levels
of cyber readiness, if you will. So the banks and the Internet
service providers are generally pretty good, the power companies
not so good, and the government somewhere in between. And so the
cost for preparing for fixing that is significant. And I think
the issues that I get talking to industry, is their concern on
creating an over bureaucratic regulatory process. So I do
think that what the administration has put forward
is, let's sit down and talk to them on the way to on the way to
address this is a great step forward, it really does allow us
now to sit down with industry and say, so here's what we think
needs to be done.
Alright, this is getting to the point of where we kind of make a
living. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I want to hear your mind. Do
you mind if I just listened to the guy say it?
Well, I think I can summarize that want to hear that play.
In my discussions with the power company, specifically their
companies, look, we'd like to do that. But that's going to cost
more how do we do that? Ah, but the
point. And my final point is, from your perspective, right
now, if an attack which is conceivable, took place, the
cost to that company would be many, many times the cost of pre
emptive action today. And yet they still object to that
course. Now, the probability of attack has to be weighed, but it
does that probably today is 1% that course, you know, my
judgment. But I think the impression I get from your
testimony and consistently is that percentage or probability
goes up and up and up and each day so we've reached the point
where do the math and if they're not investing in protecting
themselves as financial institutions have then the cost
they're likely to probably to shoulder will be catastrophic?
They don't seem to get that point though.
I think that's that's accurate. But just as you said it
increases every day. That's the concern and I think my
so what do we do do we become cyber? Here's the
deal you can see this coming down Broadway This is a scripted
bullcrap event that we were listening to that I think now I
convinced all of everything on C span is a hoax. But so we're
we're listening to this guy that what they're doing is they're
setting it up. So these you know, because these companies
are like a power company says, and we're going to do this crap
and spend all this money for no good reason is bogus. And they
all everybody who knows anything knows that this is all you know,
this see not gonna bring down the grid. So but the
government's gonna demand that they
prove it. So let me just give some background to that a
money's
gonna be pouring out from the government to hire consultants.
Some background on that is when y2k took place, I was running a
publicly listed company on NASDAQ. And the SEC required all
publicly traded companies, not only to report but to actually
implement y2k measures and it had to be certified. They had
like some Bogut of certification thing that was out this boat.
Totally. So first of all, we need a snappy name. Because y2k
I mean, here we are. It still exists, you know, 14 years
later. What is this? See ya that was a good to be a good cya. Ca
consultant. Cya consultancy. Hello, can I help you? But we
need they have to have a name for because, you know, just
cyber war cyber attack here. I
think they're working on it. I think within the next few months
we'll have a name we'll have a name for this problem. Now
contingency something or other that once that once that set in
stone, then there's going to be with just exactly what happened
in y2k, there's going to be the government's going to, it's not
even the government is freaking out. It's the smart money that
creates this bullcrap. So the consultants can move in and
score some easy cash with kind of, you know, canned reports.
You do one? Yeah. Elaborate, big, thick, giant document.
Hey, so we need to get some clipboards. Oh, yeah. So hard
hats, hard hats, and white coats. And if you see us walking
around your company,
you know the reason why, like,
what do you think Professor Dvorak? Let's see. Okay, chairs
at proper height check. Okay. Let's see. Wi Fi passwords
enabled. Yes, check. Okay, that's all very good. You're all
looks like you're compliant. Wow. For the cyber, the grid.
Don't put the grid on the internet then.
Well, here's the thing that got me. I was watched all these
hearings. And it seems to me there's something there's a
couple of things going on one. There's a there's a parallel
Internet called Internet to which I believe is still
playing. Yeah,
that's that was the educational super high speed thing
expensive? Yes.
There is no reason why you can't do a old fashioned just redo TCP
IP and do and develop a parallel internet to the commercial one
and get these systems off the public network.
There's no reason doesn't have to be a military
guy. And why would there be weapons systems and the nuclear
capability that the command and control center on a public
network what is that all about? I know is when you go into an
Air Force Base, or any base for that matter. And you if you want
to open up your laptop, the guards will be coming in that
year every which way they you can't even go online there.
Yeah, I mean, there was a lot of security when it comes to this
stuff. So this is all bull.
And you know what, you know what really irks me would really
makes me mad. Because I mean, we see this so you're so correct,
of course. Do you know how many celebrities are already
consulting with the government? I mean, like big names, big
names, and you know, and they're getting paid massive dollar to
consult for the government. And I and it kind of comes all to a
head. You know who Jeff Baxter is Jeff? Skunk is his nickname
Jeff. Jeff skunk Baxter.
Yeah, no, I've actually had him on my old silicon spin show. So
that way I got to the Toronto Jeff. I also had him on earlier
in during the real computing radio show era in when Napster
was a big deal and Baxter and his Baxter's and his agent, I
guess it was his agent has published this the only one the
only interview that we killed ever really on that show was
this one. This guy his agent errs. I don't know what it man
and I know what he was, but he was the he was doing all the
time. I think handler would be more appropriate. Yeah, that
Baxter was kind of embarrassed by this whole episode. But he
went on to on a rampage about stealing music.
So let me get let me just say one thing, Baxter. For those who
don't know, played in Steely Dan, and the Doobie Brothers.
He's kind of a session guitarist really, but it really good
guitarist anyway, he's like, considered one of the best
anyway, so this guy blows up. And he's just hangs the phone up
on us. And this this manager, Guy and handler, moaning about
MP threes, and they should arrest everybody and throw them
all in jail if they copy a song and he went on and on it was
completely out of touch with the reality of the situation. And I
got to kind of a kick out of it. Anyway. So he comes on the
silicon spin show some years later, as this expert, then
you're gonna describe it
well, worse. He's going to talk about some of his friends who
he's recruited as experts. So he is now a major consultant on
missile defense.
Yes, he was a missile defense as a as a hobbyist, apparently,
yeah, he became a expert on missile defense.
And so here he is speaking at I think it's a spook gathering,
because I received this video. It's on YouTube, so you can
watch the whole thing. It's about an hour is shownotes for
four, nine or five dot annex shownotes Icom. But listen to
who he recruited and listen to the ease of how he's hanging out
with the elites. And I lost all respect for the guy.
Good to see them all. Now, that's not to say that the
intelligence community is having stepped up to the brim. They
have some of the key Unity some of the agencies have created
what they call red cells or red teams to have a different non
traditional way of looking at things. But the problem is, if
you take a guy who plays Honky Tonk piano and you put him in an
orchestra, and you tell him to play Beethoven's Sixth symphony,
it's gonna come out sound like out Albert Ammons boogie woogie
because he doesn't know how to do it. It's not that he's a bad
person. It's not that he's a bad musician. You have just taken
him to a place where he has no expertise. So what you got to do
is you got to go out, you got to find folks. Well, I'm looking
for folks. So I talked to my buddy Dan Aykroyd. I play in a
band called The Blues Brothers a lot. Dan Ackroyd, I'm sure
you've heard of him. He's an actor, very funny guy. Very
smart guy, good musician. But did you know that he is a
brilliant spook thinker when it comes to Homeland Security? No,
no. Well, of course, you know, because he doesn't advertise. He
doesn't talk about it. But he came to me after we opened the
blues, the House of Blues in Chicago one time, and he showed
me a piece of paper that he'd written a plan on, to be to
create a situation where you could raise money for Homeland
Security, using input from corporations in different towns
across the United States to bring money for training
equipment, and, and exercises. And Dan, by the way, is a
Canadian citizen. So his interest was all also bringing
Canadian and US law enforcement together.
Now, at this point, I'm like, what, Dan Ackroyd actually
spends time thinking about how he can fund the enemy.
Department of Homeland Security, who run TSA and border patrol
and really is this guy MK Ultra or what and then listen, to
listen to the ease the ease that skunk Baxter has access?
It was a very, very smart plan. So I figured, okay, Dan, tell
you what, let's go to the White House. So I take Dan to the
White House with me, my Nerdist in the General Gordon, who at
the time was the President's person, point person on Homeland
Security. Dan shows it to General Gordon assist. This is
great. Let's go over and see Brent Scowcroft while jumping
limousine Off we go to see Brent, already canter and the
folks over there and Brent looks at and says this is a great
idea. Dan Ackroyd coming up with a brilliant idea about Homeland
Security. Well you know what? This they may know James Woods
the actor. She know that Seamus Woods graduated from MIT with a
with a with a minor in International Relations. He
should be secretary of state he kicks butt.
So he stopped short of saying that James Woods is also a spook
so I call upon the no agenda audience to say hold
on a sec, just because I believe this caught me a little bit flat
footed like just the way it did you. This has got to be the Clip
of the Day.
Oh, well, I wasn't even I'm so outraged by it. I wasn't even
thinking of of awards for myself. Well give yourself but I
will take it absolutely. Clip. So I I say now, if you are in
possession of a VHS tape of Ghostbusters, or of the Blues
Brothers, DVD, break it burn it. Burn it now I say this man is a
traitor.
You sound just like Jerry Seinfeld.
Thank you. I'm doing pretty good. Yeah. The guy is a
traitor. Spies Like Us? Yeah, that was one of his movies.
Sure. Uh huh. So makes total sense. Now. You do you
want to say we have documented for the four years we've been
doing five years we've been doing the show, the Hollywood
spy contingent, which seems to be a crapload of guys. I mean,
you know, Clooney, and the rest of them have always in prisons,
Clooney,
Damon Affleck. Angelina Jolie. Right Dan Ackroyd that hurts.
He's not even pretty.
Why is this a shock to you?
Dan Aykroyd Come on. Dan Ackroyd I mean skunk Baxter Okay, you
know, you guys with mustaches like that, you know, they're
hiding something. You know, this guy's gonna be grouping
mustache, but Dan Ackroyd? Nah, and that he's just sitting at
home like, you know, here's, here's the choices. Dan Ackroyd
has, I can do another movie. I can license some more
Ghostbusters stuff I can have. I can call some hookers. I know.
Let's raise some money for the Department of Homeland Security.
I mean, come on. This is more
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Uncle Thor and manly New South Wales 6969. Or Werner teeling in
the world. You think he's from Holland? Well, to be dealing
here, let me just hit good. Let me just read what he's saying
here because he has really like a kind of a downer, a downer
notes. He's from the lowlands. Let me I'm gonna he wants me as
a little karma. He didn't want that. Karma didn't want us to
read this on the air. But he put some stuff there in Dutch. And
he's a little bit
now every day has its bow heka moments. Yeah. Which which
stands for a bend over here it comes again. I know.
For the double nickels on the dime, I'd like to call out
Sergeant Fred, who delivered to hand deliver double nickels on
the dime dime here in Austin, along with the beautiful
challenge coin and and John, he would not I kept saying to Fred,
I can't accept this. And I haven't for you hold on. I'm
going to post a picture. He gave me three bumper stickers. Now.
You know, Sergeant Fred was a paratrooper in Vietnam, okay,
and I'm holding in my hand three bumpers, actually two bumper
stickers and one urinal sticker. The bumper sticker is one is I'm
not fond as Hanoi Jane. The other one I will forgive Jane
Fonda when the Jews forgive Hitler. And then there's an
actual urinal sticker that says Hanoi Jane's urinal sticker
which the you know, the enlisted men at the time were putting in
the urinal, so they could pee on her. And these are actual
collector's items from from Sergeant Fred. Ah, and and I'm
like, dude, you've had these for how long? Well, you know, since
Vietnam, I can't take these from you. You would not he did not. I
got doubles. So he
just said that. Yeah, it's probably his wife. Get rid of
this.
No, no, Sergeant Fred does not have a significant other I don't
believe takes care of his mom up there in Dallas. I think
a huge game is mine in Delaware who was on the dime Stephen
Schnabel and Ross Shire, some Scotland he's in Scotland boy,
Scotland, Rob Warren, Sunderland, UK. And Peter van de
cast de steel in Ghent. Peter from the
Cristela that's exactly what I said. He's of the castle
Valley for Valley $54.20. Then we have anonymous in Rowlett,
Texas, Kevin Payne in Chantilly, Virginia. Nick Barnes, Ohio, P.
L. of Mesa, Arizona inter ken.net Inc. in Manhattan,
Kansas, Brett Farrell, 50 bucks and Brian Watson in Raleigh,
Brendon Savoie in Port orchard, Washington, sir Mike Westerfeld
restaurant field Westfield. Ed Hager in Bainbridge Island. Stu
coats in
Bainbridge Okay, now, Bainbridge Yep.
If you get out to ferry heading to the peninsula, you have to go
through Bainbridge usually su coats and Essex had JOHANNS I
don't know it's a bunch of dollar signs and
why can't Rory Why can't pay pal figure this out this sucks.
No, it's very annoying. Yeah. Talk to John in Illinois and
Mark Milliman in Longmont, Colorado and dank Skelly Scalise
in Connecticut John Critchley in Fort, Jerry Zach and Electra.
Oh, I love the name of that town. Electric Texas because
we're Riviera and superior Colorado and finally, Thomas M.
brex. And Dan GreB in Pennsylvania in Brooks's in I
don't know where he is. This was no more I
have no idea. Oh, no more Belgium. Yeah. Where it is no
more in Belgium. No more Belgium. I mean, I know I know
quite a bit about Belgium.
Well, you apparently don't know that much.
No, let's see it's okay. It's right by the den so it's, it's
it technically it's kind of interesting it falls in both of
Baron pals mockers protectorates. Yeah. It's in
France and in Belgium.
Oh, perfect. Yeah,
he should he should set up his HQ there. Yeah, it's fine. It
sounds like never heard of it. It's got they got a little river
and stuff.
That's our associate, or I'm sorry, our array contributors to
show producers, producers 495.
And what we really like seeing and again, I've received so many
notes from people saying that they've gone on a subscription
program and that's really the least you know, that's all we
ask for really is just contribute regularly to the
show. Yeah, but
we also ask that you check it once in a while because these
somebody again, I got a note from you've you've cancelled
this guy's subscription. I sent him a note I never heard back.
But we didn't do we don't do that. Why would we do that? It
makes no sense.
Yeah, but that's the note that you receive is that no agenda
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And by the way, you also received no note and your
subscriptions cancelled? Yeah. And I think
a lot of people just you know, forgot Don't look anymore. But
it's so nice to see everyone basically stepping up and saying
yeah, I know I can find $5 A month. Other people find more
value in it and have more value to present but either way, we're
just happy that you're contributing.
And a lot of people send checks your bank which is a really good
way to worry about that getting cancelled one let's give
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I would like to do an allergy why but I think also see where I
think we should also do at living the mac and cheese life.
Just to top it off. In cheese like mac and cheese. You've got
karma. Alrighty. That's always.org/in a
slip of the finger. We say happy birthday to well Kirk and says
Happy birthday mom. You would have turned 69 today. And so
this is for her a memoriam Happy birthday mom kurigram. Sir
Andrew Gardner Happy Birthday to his brother Elliot Gardner all
celebrating today and no agenda racing team known to the
racing.com and Sir Todd Simon's says Happy Birthday to his soon
to be born child due on the 17th I believe we're going to night
in just moments that now. So what do you do for a fetus
night?
Just he's just a night. I mean, it's not
giving her some blow up. Breast milk, breast milk and
breast milk and pablum
pablum for his problem. You don't have to look it up. But
just tell me just tell me what it is. pablum? Yeah, it's
a very, it's a good gag. It sounds good breast milk and milk
and pablum. Did
you know I heard that in Gitmo nation lowlands this is this is
how greedy the people have become this is the the society
is falling apart. There is a shortage of baby milk. Not in
the mother's breast but just in stores. Why? Because in China,
they had another one of those scares about the quality of the
baby milk, you know, like they poison it and stuff like that.
Right? And the Dutch producers of baby milk just turned around
and went Oh, okay, we're going to sell it all the China at top
dollar, literally leaving there own people milk lists. Really?
Yeah. Because they have no shame and don't care. They literally
do not care. It's like oh, Volvo can sell to the Chinese Screw
it. I also find out by the way that the in Rotterdam there is
the Chinese are taking over. It's like Africa they're having
cool. Yeah, there's just tons of Chinese, the number one course
in university not being taught as Mandarin. Because because the
Chinese and then everyone's freaking out because the Chinese
are hedging, they they may decide to leave Rotterdam, you
know what that's all about, you know, the Chinese just all their
oil and gas, they may decide to leave Rotterdam and go to the
German ports. And if the Chinese leave New, then the Netherlands
might as well just close shop if the port if the port isn't work,
that's all they got left is the Port of Rotterdam. Anyway, I
digress. So let me so stick to it. That's your problem. And go
talk to your government. I'm going to meet the Prime
Minister, by the way, when ninth of May, which will be the ninth
of May, will be official Dutch day in Texas to be celebrated in
Austin. And I am on the guest. I am on the guest list. And as you
work that deal, okay. You want to know? Yeah, so I asked. Okay,
so it's South by Southwest. And you know, what happens is you
have the NBS Oh, the new business service office of the
Dutch embassy. You wonder what ambassadors do? They go to party
at South by and then they set up to do exactly it all the time.
Yes. And then they set up a Holland house, which literally
consisted of hookers dancing in milkmaid outfits, pretty
awesome. To to techno beat and just free booze the whole time.
And these South by Southwest, yeah. And because these guys,
I'd called them when Miss Mickey got deported. And they had
definitely helped out somewhat on the Dutch side what they
could do, but you know, it expediate it speeded sped up
some of the process. So I said, Hey, you know, I owe you guys
dated, expedited. So I'd said Of course, I owe you guys want and
of course, they came to collect. It's like, Oh, you gotta come
out and party with us to Holland house. And literally, they're
walking by German house. And I'm not gonna say what his function
was or who he was, but the guy was calling out Krauts. You
know, I was like, like, I want my bike back. He was like
yelling at the German house. It was, did he use the bike? I'm
telling you, man, it was weird. I'm like, wow, okay. I'm like,
okay, he
was funny. Because every time I've used that bike joke, I
always have some deaths because we don't care anymore. Well, I
think there was some alcohol involved. So anyway,
we explained to newer listeners or listeners if you haven't,
because I think we refer to the bike thing some years back, what
the bike jokes all about, Oh, well.
The Germans came in the Netherlands capitulated within I
think 72 hours, when the Germans came in, took over, took over
Europe. And they, by the way, they obliterated Rotterdam just
completely flattened it. And so there's a lot of there was a lot
of bad blood between the Dutch and the Germans. And the Germans
like, took everything. The art, you know, they took our Jews it
took, it took everything, including bikes, and so now not
skated all the bicycles. Yeah, so not anymore, really. But when
I was growing up, certainly 1020 years ago, if you saw German you
say, hey, yeah, I want my bike back. It was kind of like, the
cute joke, but not you know, the Germans. Not very funny. But you
know, so anyone my age still thinks that's hilarious, of
course. But he was actually calling the Morpho which is
yeah, that's like crowd like dumb. The Morpho were that was a
Dutch word for the muffin mo FF II and that was a Dutch word for
Nazis. To Morpha. They morpher sounds like what
dudes say mofo?
It's kind of. So anyway. So, Neil, right now that there's
actually contemplation of opening a consulate here in
Austin and a whole bunch of answers. I'm in the middle of
these douchebag elites, you know, there's actually there's
one guy who's really, really sweet and we like him. He's
helped us but you know, these, you know, these people are like,
they're partying on the Queen's dime. And so there's going to be
this Holland day, because the Netherlands apparently supplies
100,000 jobs to Texas. And God knows how many billions of euros
but when I heard that Rick Perry and the Prime Minister of the
Netherlands, we're both going to be at the celebration. I'm like,
I have to be there. And then one of these guys I swear to God,
John turns to me and he says, you know, Perry's a crossdresser
Right. Like, why was she up. So, so now there's emails,
no agenda show latest tidbits.
Just a little tidbit. So So now there's email threat. There's
like, Adam wants to dance with Rick Perry, that which is all
about the invites. What? Yeah, you should. Totally. I'm wearing
my high heels baby. And if you know anything about the new
prime minister or the prime, the Prime Minister again or the
Netherlands, you know, there's enough rumors about him. He also
was not married. And you know, I don't think we know of any
significant other. So the whole thing is Big Gay Fest in Austin,
and I'm there reporting on the scene for you everybody. Wow, I
want us to take one now. Fred. Yeah, what do you think of that?
Show me what you got big boy shopper. Oh, there you go. As
Greg filer showed reg filing please step forward and certain
Todd Simon's please step forward to receive the knighthood for
your forthcoming and nine two, of course, is a fetus currently.
I'm very proud. I don't know what to call him, but we'll just
call him well, we'll say welcome. Sir Simon's Jr. and Sir
Greg Feiler of the tribes both of unite to the no agenda
roundtable. Of course, we got the hookers and blow rent boys
and Chardonnay hot pants and booze wenches and beer
Rubenesque woman and rose a guy shows and sakeI vodka, vanilla
bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escorts mutton and
meat and breast milk and pablum. And you will enjoy that and I'll
hold on to your hercus for your son. When you're a little bit
older. You come see Uncle Adam, and we'll take care of you.
As I was looking up the child's name. You did give Greg a second
ers? Yes, I did. I did.
I did. I don't think he has a name yet.
No, no, ma'am. So
we are going with new levels for existing knights. John, do we
have an ETA on that? No. Okay, good work. And you can continue
to support this program. And I'm pretty sure that of course.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I do have an ETA next Thursday.
Oh, okay. Right. Now give me the week to work on the good. Good
work. Good work, good work.
I'm pretty sure that there is no other radio pronounced the cater
podcast program or any type of media where you would have heard
the Rick Perry unsubstantiated rumor, mainly because that
program would be off the air immediately.
Even though it's a rumor, although you never really said
this. In fact, no. I said this guy turned to you and told you
this. Yes. Which is the kind of thing we can do on the show,
because we're supported by our listeners. You cannot do that
sort of thing. And on a show that sponsor you. And I could
just hear the guys because I by the way, can be a manager
hiking. You can't say something like that on this show. We have
sponsors, many of them are located in Texas. And this is an
insult to all Texas that you would even suggest such a thing
without unsubstantiated. You're fired. devora.org a slash and a
yay. Am I right? Yes.
And I think I've heard that speech. Just insert a different
town for Texas. You can't do that in The
Hague. I'll tell you that that place burned to place now.
That's different.
Yeah. That's so different. That's so different. prediction
for the Red Book.
All right. I mean,
President Obama is going to visit Israel. I think this is
his first visit. And I am predicting a hostage situation
at the temple mount with explosions. I don't think so.
Okay. But it's do I get my own page in the book? Or is it just
because you don't think so. You don't
get a page. I write it down and then I highlight it with either
a yellow or pink
marker with a marker. Alright. Well, okay, so you might you may
not like my predictions. But did you hear John Claude Yonkers
productive prediction?
No, I do I put it in the Red Book.
Well, let's hear it is he it's not an English so the audio that
we have of a toy shall translate. John Claude Juncker,
Prime Minister of Luxembourg and president of the Euro group made
a statement at a reception it for the Luxembourg press. Now,
I'll tell you what's interesting about the statement in a moment.
I'm going to translate as widely reported now. His statement the
Prime Minister warns that the year 2013 could become the same
year before the war like 1913 We're all people believed in
peace until the war started.
All right, well, that would fit in with my cycle theory.
The question is he said this in January, but it only came out
now. And it was I mean, you will not find this in a or have it
very difficult to find it in like, you know, the New York
Times, but it was all over the, the European press all of a
sudden just like broke just like whoa. And everyone's like, what
does he know that we don't know? And I'm thinking he's a new
listener. Think and he finally caught up he heard about the
cycle theory and the war and and I'm I mean, it hasn't happened
so we can't cross it off in the red book but it is nice to have
someone join in with your theory John that looks like there's a
war common is a war a foot foot so good work yeah,
I guess I guess I don't know I haven't done anything really so
long you action is way out there rhetoric get the economy's got
to go through some tribulations first and and then then we have
I do have a couple of clips I want to play just to get because
I promised one clip in the newsletter which is the Clip
Work Kaiser so say that no, I'm sorry, Max Keiser. Yes. I got to
Max Keiser clips you can play him both. One of them is
ludicrous. Which which is the Bitcoin bitcoin does have
collateral? I didn't know that. Did you know that Bitcoin has
collateral? Yes, Bitcoin has collateral here play Kaiser clip
Bitcoin collateral.
Max Keiser is the the Oracle of finance the guy who on our tea
on RC, who made his money initially by selling the
Hollywood Stock Exchange? Correct? Yeah, basically, I
don't know what he made for but he was a traitor. And we have
kind of had our eye on him. You know, he's one of these guys
that is telling you to buy gold and silver while he is actually
representing a company selling gold and silver.
He's also is claims to have made a million dollars so far on
Bitcoin.
What is that in this clip?
I don't know if it's in this clip or not. But I was let's say
that, in his interview was
saying that for years, yeah, we gotta get rid of the fat guy get
rid of the Fed and there hasn't been any traction in any
movement whatsoever. And hackers understand that privacy is a big
issue going forward. You know, the privacy is something that is
at the heart of what kim.com and New Zealand is talking about
with mega mega has now got over 50 million users. It's becoming
a billion dollar company. He called himself the privacy
company. Everything is encrypted, just like Bitcoin is
entirely encrypted. Privacy is the new scarcest resource in the
world today that's backed bitcoin is privacy. It
guarantees privacy. That's a very scarce commodity, with
every single one of our emails being spied on with millions of
CCTV cameras installed everywhere we go. Privacy is one
of the rarest commodities in the world. That's what collateralize
is essentially Bitcoin. And that's why it's such a valuable
currency. And so the act of
you know, it's funny because I have a different clip from Max
Keiser on RT, and it's much better quality because it's,
it's him, I think, on a video link. RT, by the way is
propaganda from the Russians mainly intend to bring down our
society. It's pretty fair to say,
it was by the way, this was taken from the Alex Jones Show,
he did an interview and that's
a lot of pee. I didn't see a lot of people said he was on it was
like crazy and well, but when I heard this, I'm like, why Max
Keiser has an agenda in this case, and I don't think it's in
your, for your benefit. Just listen to you think that was
bullshit. What he just said, Listen to this.
Well, efficient is a good word. First of all, it's up to 100%
this year, so the Dow Jones is hitting an all time new low
against Bitcoin.
So apparently now, Bitcoin is trading against the Dow Jones.
This is a currency that people are starting to gravitate to as
a store of value.
A store of value? No, you can call it a lot of things. But
it's definitely not. I mean, what is the definition of a
store of value? John?
I have no idea. It's like something he dreamed up. No,
I've heard this. This isn't me. It's like a store like someplace
where things are put. And then that value is like containing
value.
Let me see store. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. a store of
value here we go. A recognized form of exchange can be a form
of money or currency a commodity to act as a store of value.
These forms must be able to be saved and retrieved at a later
time and be predictably useful when retrieved. Yeah, gold.
Yeah, silver. Yeah. Bitcoin not so sure. I'm not even sure the
dollar is a store of value.
Realizing that the other currencies out there like the
dollar, the yen and the euro are just fiat currencies run by
central banks who have the ability to print trillions and
trillions in an attempt to debase their currency and what's
called the currency war. Whereas with Bitcoin, there is a limited
supply, it is a storehouse of value, it is
a storehouse of value. storehouse
is crypto logically protected, so it gives users the benefit of
making anonymous transactions.
Sorry, that's not true Mac, it does get does not the crypto
does not give you any benefit of anon.
Is everything you do? Yeah, yes, it is. And all the rest of them
you do if you're buying a horse? For Bitcoin, you're gonna be
you're gonna have a knock on the door.
Hold on. Are there horrors for Bitcoin yet?
send you a link. Okay, it's actions.
And yes, it is very efficient, you can send money anywhere in
the world for a fraction of 1%, which is a lot cheaper than
anyone else offers. So it's going to challenge the business.
I love the there was another one that popped up today. By I don't
understand why people do this. It says you can now buy anything
you want on Amazon, or any other webstore through an
intermediary. And they'll only charge you 4% So if you use
Bitcoin, it costs you 4% More what? Yeah, I got at
least when you use a credit card on Amazon, the 4% gets charged
to Amazon, not the buyer
models of the big banks, the so called too big to fail banks and
let me add something else is that this rise in Bitcoin shows
you the real effects of the money printing that's going on.
Okay.
So when it drops right after our show on Thursday, by the way
when it dropped almost 25% Was that because of the the printing
press started momentarily.
Exactly. Somebody actually I heard this as a maybe a rumor
may not be true, but somebody accidentally hit the stop
button. The giant printing presses
and oh no, it stopped Bitcoin tumbles because the printing
press stopped the
Federal Reserve Bank. You know, Ben Bernanke and his testimony
before Congress will say, well, we don't see any inflation even
though his CPI number that they use to gauge inflation.
So he's just he's totally talking towards libertarian
people. And he's selling something and
he's selling Bitcoin. Did you a shaper? I think he I think that
one of the exchange I
think he has an exchange because when he was and he still tells
people buy silver, you can actually buy a silver ounce coin
with his hand on it. Right? So he's, he's telling you to buy it
but he's selling it.
Yeah, if somebody's telling you to buy it and they're selling it
that's pretty sketchy. I do have the promise million dollar clip
Oh, I have a To Do Do we have different clips or is this the
same one?
No, I don't know if it's I doubt it because I play mine that play
yours which is yours which is yours as million dollar clip
million.
I don't have million dollar clip you promised Promise? Okay,
that's his promise million dollar bitcoin is
not owned yet by nearly anywhere near that penetration. It could
it could get to Alex, let me explain to potential for
Bitcoin. It could conceivably capture one to 10% of the global
Forex transactions. That would mean an implied price for
Bitcoin moving from 46 to 100,000, potentially a million
dollars. Bitcoin, there's only going to be 21 million ever
created in existence. And that'll be it. They've already
had 10 million created. Point five new Bitcoins are created
every 20 every 10 minutes. And that's the rate at which these
entering the economy, the Federal Reserve System hates it,
they would love to kill it. They're attacking it anyway,
they can but they will fail. Here's my million dollar
promise, and it has room to become one to five 10% of the
global forex market. So that bitcoin price which last year
was at $4, which is currently trading almost at $50. If it
captures 10% of the global market, you can see bitcoins
trading for $100,000 a Bitcoin a million dollars of Bitcoin.
Potential,
let me exact same thing that guy's got his script. He's got
his pitch down, doesn't he? So now I will say this, you know, I
use Bitpay with a couple of our producers, I guess, run Bitpay
and so I've been selling, obviously, to get it to, like 10
a day, you know, I'm just taking it easy. And, and I sold 10. And
then, you know, the next day, they had that drop, and it was,
you know, I saw it, I think I, I, I'm sorry, I exchanged it for
47. And then it was 43, you know, and then it didn't show up
in the bank. I'm like, Ah, okay, here we go. But it didn't show
up the next day. So it was delay, which is none of this is
very pleasing. And they did do it for the 47. So they, they got
screwed on the deal. You know, so, I mean, this is a very, very
dangerous sport. But now that Max Keiser has said that this
will go to a million dollars, I still have about 100 Bitcoin. Of
course, the when I originally received these Bitcoins show
have a few of these in the part of the show. Yes,
yeah. Oh, John. Don't worry. You're totally you gotta do good
for to keep to you gotta do good for 2 million.
Keep you should keep one coin each.
No, I'm gonna keep 100 million. Are you kidding me? I want to
have $100 million.
No, yes. Yes. He's things
100 million. I'm believing Max. He told me twice now.
Yeah, with the exact same phraseology. He's gonna be out
of this thing as soon as he can. And let the let the let the
Rube. And the other thing is, by the way, I've been reading some
legal briefs on this. This is about this whole thing is about
10 minutes away of getting, especially with Kaiser out
there. But you know, he's making these kinds of things. You
couldn't do it this if it was a security because it's against
the law. Exactly. Well, that's why it's so beautiful. Because
it's yeah, it's a scam. I mean, the whole thing is just
obviously a scammer. You wouldn't have guys saying stuff
like this making promises that it's going to be worth a million
dollars a coin offense.
But as Max Keiser, it's like, now now it's become funny. I
mean, if Max Keiser were to approach it, and I like it when
he and Well, we already discussed that. He's screaming
too much. And now he moved from Paris to London. So I think he's
been co opted. He's back in the game. And he's, I'm pretty sure
that I agree. Yeah, he's, he's gotta be running an exchange, or
he will be?
No, I think he has already because he's already had this.
He knows the business. He did that Hollywood exchange. Yeah.
And he probably had some things to do some of these other ones
that have been shut down. Yeah. And so he knows how to do it. He
probably already has the software a probably puts one of
one of the one you went through maybe his for all, you know,
well, it's very possible. Very possible. Yeah. So just the
whole thing is, like,
gotta provide some liquidity in the early parts of such a
scheme.
Yeah, but you know, but he, he's so good at explaining things.
And then when he just goes off on this, I mean, you know, he
also promised silver would go to 60.
Well, probably will in the next couple 100 years. Right. But
his whole thing was squeezed JP Morgan or whoever, you know,
whatever.
Yeah, no, he uses all the memes of that screw the banks they
have screwing us and we have we need our freedom and all the
rest of the the libertarian essentially the libertarian
litany, and he uses it he leverages that to make somehow
this thing did you
listen to the ally? Obviously, you clipped it? What was Alex
Jones's reply to take on all this?
Interestingly enough of why I think the typical report thing
is this clip here, which is stay tuned for a commercial break.
Stay there as we take a break. This is the classic to me. This
is what all the whole show is this the Kaiser stay tuned clip.
I predicted that there'd be a huge
stay there. We gotta get a break.
So that's the whole show. But what's the here we got to take a
break? Alex Jones, his take was that Max Keiser may have
invented and he's trying to talk him into admitting it and then
and he was kind of rolling his eyes a lot. He didn't really buy
into it at all. So I kind of gave him credit for that. Okay.
Oh, really?
That's interesting.
Yeah, it was it was it was Alex Jones
can Alex Jones sells gold and he doesn't want to get this going.
Yeah. And if you listen to his commercials, one of them is
like, one of the things you need most is storable food and seeds.
More you need more than then guns and gold you need storable
food and seeds. That's what happened with the revolution
while your patients system to
Berkey I have a Berkey though. I mean, I buy all these products.
I can't I can't help it. I'm down with it. I mean, I have
seeds. You have some I have seeds. I have I have one acre
crisis garden.
I do normal conditions of normal storage in your kitchen. Seeds
are only good for about four years they start to fall off, I
think have
oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ah, these my friend are
what do you call them? Voc Rehab heirloom? Heirloom Seeds?
Yeah, I'd like planting them in about five years heirloom seeds,
I tell you. Mickey has laughed at me so hard about that thing.
Because it comes, it comes in around PVC tube has filled fill
in packets of seeds. And she's booked it three times now. San
Francisco every single time she's like, really? I should
plant that. Oh, my What
seats ladies and gentlemen, go get burpees or find one of the
seat companies. That's a number of they got seats for
everything. Bogus sees some some.
I want to play something for you from Joe Biden. And I want you
to just I'm hesitating, whether I should tell you the payoff
upfront, or I should bring it to you. Now screw it. I'm not going
to tell you, Joe Biden, Joe Biden. This is about some
countries we know about. And we've heard some stuff about.
And we've always been wondering what's going on with Syria? And
what's going on with Pakistan? And what's going on with
Algeria, that the Syria and Algeria these have been in the
news recently, right? We have like some we know serious like
Assad is doing bad stuff. And Algeria, like how kinda I wonder
what all this is about? Maybe Joe can enlighten us.
I arise today to address a topic that I think is as important to
the future of us in world security interest as any that
I've spoken to. But we seem not to want to speak to it very much
over the last 10 years. And clearly over the last two
months. Mr. President, I rise today to address the topic of
Chinese weapons proliferation. A subject that I'm sorry to say,
we may be returning to again and again in a days in weeks ahead.
If true, recent press reports of Chinese involvement in the
proliferation of medium range ballistic missiles to Syria and
Pakistan and nuclear weapons technology to Algeria.
The year what the year of this was 1991. That is Senator Joe
Biden. With a 12 minute diatribe about Chinese putting weapons
into Syria and Algeria and Pakistan.
I doubt it been clipped but the day if you hadn't gotten it
already,
isn't that amazing? And it doesn't it goes on and on. It's
like the child here just listened a little bit more.
But he said nukes to Algeria. Yes. nukes. Unbelievable. This
is the kind of crap we have to wade through on a day to day
basis, knowing that in the future will be just look back on
his crap.
Yeah. Yeah. So but the question is, Is it really true? I mean,
he makes a he's really, and he's this, of course, is 91 Who was
it? Was that that was who was in line. 91
It was Clinton. You sure? I
know. I think it was Bush Senior, wasn't it? 91 So
you know, Reagan was into 88. So then it was bush. Yeah. Bush
Senior.
So he's so he's he's basically in the opposition. And he's
bitching and moaning about how how Bush like Oh, no most
favored nation status for the China's
opened a very new chapter in the Chinese flaunting of
international norms of behavior in my opinion. It appears that
China is reportedly becoming a rogue elephant
a row yellow Anyway, look at the whole thing in the show notes.
It's crazy 1991 And he's talking about Assad but it's about is
about the old guy ASO. So what do you think? Do you think it's
really about the China's? It's always about the Chinese but in
Syria, I thought it was about the Russians as confused because
the Russians have the port. But maybe it is maybe it's
the Russians or the players in Syria. They just taken over to
Chinese man, I don't think the Chinese had any involvement with
that guy. They didn't need to because the original Assad that
old man was the number one gangster in the Middle East. He
was behind a lot of bombings and terrorism and everything in it
and he would shut up if you gave him money. That was the whole
deal because they didn't have any oil than and all the rest of
it. Somehow the Russians cozied up to over found the oil. And
you know, the rest is history. But no, the day he wasn't doing
shit like that to the Chinese. So they weren't ponying up
anything. So they weren't in Syria at all. Okay. It seems to
me I mean, Biden might be right.
Syria, will Algeria nukes and Algeria I'm thinking that could
be right.
I don't think is No, there's not right. There's no way
it's not right. That's just not right. That's not right.
Oh, crap. I got a funny clip. That would have been Clip of the
Day I thought that that was it was on Russia today. You know
that cute little kind of Asian looking girl who's the anchor?
No, she's talking. Oh, well, she's talking along and the
teleprompter blows out. tries to cover Oh no, I
just smoke come out of your ears at a certain point.
She finally recovers but I just have to blow it out. You can
tell me if you can figure it see that tell me if I'm not right
about this analysis
1000s upon 1000s of human costs and this war but the government
the government cuts are take effect with the debate right now
with the government cuts set to take effect
we've all had it happened to us. We all happen to be moving
or
no Yeah, no, it scrolled the other way. Yeah, I hate it when
that happens. All right, time for a
you slaves get the mac and cheese mac and cheese macaroni
and cheese melted together mac and
cheese mac and cheese mac and cheese
it's gotten so bad the Canadiens are now on the mac and cheese
tip John so for for the home cook
then how can they go about trying to incorporate it in a
broader fashion and understand that it
can be more than just a dressing more than just a condiment? If
if you're doing you know a nice mac and cheese with with pieces
of bacon, you know, a little bit of maple syrup in the bacon
a little bit of maple syrup in your mac and cheese. And there's
there's no this is I think it's coupons.com So here we have two
kids two brothers. You got to see this video on the show notes
two brothers. And by the way they have a brand new MacBook
Air so in they're sitting at the kitchen table talking about how
to help mom save money
apparently by not buying a MacBook Air.
That's That's what I was thinking but they're online
surfing for coupons for mac and cheese.
really tried to save her family money. But Mom said her favorite
brand of mac and cheese cost too much nanny tz cost too much so I
did what any smart kid would do. I told mom ago coupons now. It's
so easy. You can print coupons at home for free and save money
on your favorite brand Nike t we just saved on your Mac and even
he can do it. More mac and cheese guys. Yes.
I weep for the children of America. Hey, we for you. It's
so bad that you're now being taught to look for coupons for
mac and cheese. It's not just that you're getting being served
mac and cheese. And can I make an I have to make a red book but
this came to me this is so such an obvious one. It's such an
obvious product that it will happen. In fact, I wish I could
just take this and license it to the company. McDonald's Big Mac
and cheese. I mean how obvious is that? Cute. Cute.
Yeah, it's cute.
Can I license it to them? Or did the well they say oh we already
thought of that.
That's what they'll say. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese? Yeah,
they would say that and then they say I would like to meet
our attorneys,
our patent attorneys because you know you're infringing on our
patent. I just want to wrap up with I know you got some stuff
but we did have a couple of notes that came in to follow up
so always nice when we have follow ups from our from our
producers. One now you had turned the the buzzkill bunker
and 10 I towards New York City and and there was all this it
was unbelievable people having what they in the report called
diarrhea. Not diarrhea but die diarrhea rear around the bars in
New York. Yeah. And this producer, let's just say has
access to the closed circuit television systems in some of
New York's public transportation. Okay. And in the
States, and he says it's a daily thing, to have people see peeing
and pooping in the subway elevators, even on platforms in
front of all the cameras. By the way, it seems it is more often
females who will do this than the males. So I'm like, Oh, can
you send me some more details on this? He actually said, I'm
going to interview one of the janitors. Which I have, right. I
have had the interview if you want. It's only 40 seconds. I
heard stories from before I work there which are pretty crazy.
One time. A woman with four kids was riding the elevator. When it
got to the top she sent her kids out to be her lookout, then
pooped in the corner of the elevator. Right in front of her
kids.
Welcome to New York City ladies and gentlemen. The cop
was watching this on camera got on the PA because basically
lady, what are you doing? And there's another one women are
disgusting.
I'm telling you gotta go you gotta go. Well, this
is kind of what the janitor says. But I will say this other
this is really public restrooms in New York also true because I
asked he said there's not there really aren't public restrooms.
He said interesting people when there are public restrooms, his
experiences they don't even trust him. They won't even go in
him. They're really afraid of the public restroom.
But there is a in a train station or someplace like that.
But apparently
women are really the big there the poopers now I know that you
know it's always it's always cute when women like haha, she's
squatting to pee, which i By the way, do not find very cute at
all. But according to him, his his his unscientific research.
Women are just disgusting. That just pooping everywhere and all
over the place. And I'm not even gonna read you verbatim what
he's the stories about tampons. It's just disgusting. No, it's
disgusting. Oh, well, while they're walking. They are
changing their tampons. This is that's all I'm gonna say you
want to hear the janitor?
I don't know if I do now. Yeah, hit it.
Okay, so what are your theories regarding or regarding the
increase in public defecation and urination in society today?
Oh, I think there's a lot more increased urination due to
homeless people and people have medical problems and no place to
go right away. And they have to go and they're going in the
elevators and around the outside of buildings. And you know, some
people with a medical problems has to go fast. And they can't
find a place to go. All right, thank you. All right. All right.
That sums it. Thank you, guys. I've taught you hard hitting
interview.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the type of analysis you get
on the no agenda. No, I do have an anniversary. I want to play
the clip. It's a 10th anniversary of the Iraq War.
Oh, hold on one second 10th anniversary clip. This is great.
But
we are approaching the 10 year anniversary of the Iraq War.
These anniversaries often serve as a time of reflection. So we
want to take a close look now, at the costs of war. When the US
invaded Iraq in 2003, the Bush administration estimated the war
to cost in the ballpark of 50 to $60 billion. But they were way
off between 2003 and 2011. The war costs more than $823
billion. But the real long term costs are estimated to be as
much as $3.7 trillion. This is of course, the financial cost.
You can't put a price on the 1000s upon 1000s of human costs
and this war.
So okay, it's just Russia Today, of course, you know, slamming as
usual, but the joke of this is that is the funny part. We had
this clip. I would love if we could dig it up. It was the
original estimated costs given before Congress by one of the
generals who says it'll be two or $3 billion at the most
wherever that clip. It was from at least that was along with the
clip was an old clip that we dug up and probably played out one
of the first clips we played on the show somebody's got it, we
got to dig that clip up because it's the general just casually
saying Oh, yeah, it's gonna cost the two or 3 billion we'll be in
and out. It's gonna be in and out. They're gonna throw poses
at us. That was we
weren't doing the show. Then. We just have this clip, playing
with it. point.
Yeah, no, that clip was a dug up clip from from the early part of
the Bush administration.
Well, just give me a second. I mean, it's worth doing a quiz
you
can find it it was it was a general and if the Grusha today
people should have known about this because that would be the
one you want. Not 30 to 50 billion
we're seeing as they listened to our show, they should at least
go into the show notes and try to find it for us.
Yeah, this is pre show notes, too. Oh, really? Yeah. Then
that's not going to work. Yeah, I should probably work on
getting that. Because that's the clip I want to pull out. It was
a classic.
So
Well, I'm just gonna say one more thing that's kind of
interesting, which is apparently PETA got all bent out of shape.
Over the recent movie where a computer generated giraffe got
decapitated.
And this happened, this was the same is the same thing when our
friend Frank Karachi he did. It wasn't a huge success. The the
Zoom movie with the talking animals with Kevin James, when
we went to the premiere, I still think that, that Frank Karachi,
hired people to pretend to be protesting, but yeah, it was all
green screen, right, the ostrich that he's writing was all green
screen animals. And they were protesting like giraffes. It was
about it's always about the giraffe for some reason.
And I don't know what that's all about. But maybe it's code,
whatever the case is. This was an editorial played on WPI x 11.
About this. And it says though, the woman doing the
editorializing is actually on the site of PETA over this
relative is most idiotic of concept. So
this is tonight's top 20 topic for Jana. Friday. Peter has a
problem with animal abuse of any kind, even if the animal isn't
real. So should it be illegal to torture a fake giraffe or any
animal for that matter? Is that even funny? Think about it. Is
there a lot of other simulated things that are banned? It's a
slippery slope, or is it? Is PETA being overly sensitive?
Tweet me on a Tamsin Fidel?
Yeah, yeah, right. And the funny thing, is it is it is it good or
bad? Or is it bad or good?
The funny thing is that the giraffe has no natural enemies.
Did you notice except Except the forest man, a hunter. The
giraffe can can slice you in two. And it can actually rotate
its legs 360 degrees and just It literally will knock you into
pieces. The draft has no natural enemy, not the tiger, not the
leopard. None of that. They can they can kick the crap out of
anything.
Well, they got a lot of leverage.
You know how I found this out?
Let me tell you that story from the top half of a friend of
yours.
I will give you an in the morning for that. There was a
giraffe named after me at the Amsterdam Zoo. The name of the
giraffe. The giraffe. Yes, sir. And so you know, it was like a
press thing. And I was doing the radio show in Holland at the
time. And they're like, you know, is that pressing for the
zoo? And like, we'll name it, Adam. And you come and take a
look and take some pictures for them. Oh my God, that's kind of
cool, you know? And so but there's Adams mom. And I go
right into the video. We're hanging out in the cages and
everything. It's outside of zoo hours. Oh, and you are gonna go
pet the little guy. No, no, dude, I'm in the cage. And I'm
the my producers taking a picture of me. And I'm standing
right underneath the baby giraffes mother, which of course
is no two storeys high. It like maybe a foot away from it from
its from its front legs. And I look and I see him to the
producer taking the picture and I see the zookeepers petrified.
They're like, walk very slowly towards us now. And I'm like
what they said you are about to die. It's a giraffe. Then Then
they told me the whole story is like do not get in with a
giraffe. As cute as they are. They will kill you.
So that must have been annoying. This is your producer trying to
kill you.
So what else is new?
It carry attempt on carried in work.
I want to congratulate Sean Penn for stealing some money back.
You know I'm always in very in tune with Haiti ever since the
celebrity scam that George Clooney set up and was still in
but it's still to this day embarrassed about all those
billions of dollars that did not go to the people who have
cholera and are dying and still living in tents. So here's I'm
just going to tell you a little bit this from the Miami Herald
and I think this original story is from around December. or
13th 2012 about the new luxury hotel in Haiti. And I think you
call it Petit Annville pet Pentonville Petit anvil, I
guess. And in it here it says. So this new hotel was set up.
See the International Finance Corporation in conjunction with
the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund, which made a $2 million equity
investment in the hotel. That of course, aided in the creation of
400 construction jobs on site. Now take the credit for that.
Now what was the problem is and this is this is from this week,
the World Bank now had to pay Sean Penn's charity $8.75
million in order to find alternative housing for the
14,000 people still living on the petty anvil hotel golf
course. So Sean Penn has basically it's like, hey, Penn,
dude, listen. We need you to get those people off the golf
course. The guests are complaining. And they want to
play golf. Yeah, so what's it gonna take? What's it gonna take
pen? Well, I think about eight $9 million would do it. Okay.
We'll get someone to pay the eight $9 million. Will you get
these people off? Yeah. Okay, done deals done. And then the
guy goes, Hey, by the way, how was Madonna in bed? And that's
it. That's the whole conversation. It's disgusting.
It's just disgusting. And so these people actually will get
houses. Oh, good. Yeah. So 14,000 people
there a lot, apparently. And he's very irked about a lot of
the
noise. I think he's on the right side of this. I mean, he's like,
No, I
agree. And I've seen a couple of specials with him. And he's
hanging out in the worst part now. And he's bitching and
moaning about the cholera and the fact that there's no,
where's all the money and the same stuff we're complaining
about,
I think and power to him. And I think he's like, yeah, it's
gonna be $9 million for me to get these people off, give it to
him. And he's probably going to spend it all on them and get
them houses. But he knows. It's just, you know, he's not going
to come out and just say, hey, you know, this is a big scam
that's going on the hotel, guests want to play golf.
Because that's not how its positioned. You see, in the
press release. They don't tell you about the the Clinton Bush
Haiti fund that put $2 million equity investment into the
hotel.
Yeah, yeah, that's. Anyway, I think that's a wrap.
I think that wraps it up, for sure. We do want to remind you
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I'm pretty much I have nothing I got nothing. I'm going to sit
dancers the show's over. I'm going down to all day, the rest
of it today and tomorrow and listen to hearings right on on C
span and just listen and listen. And then I'm sure I'll have
you'll have something new you always there's a couple of
interesting things. I do have a story out of France about the
woman who's named her kid jihad. Story is always funny. And
there's a couple of other things I've kind of given up on the New
York news and I'm moving now and I doubt France 24 is screwed up.
So I'm going to leave them to I think I'm gonna go to Germany.
No agenda producer. No agenda producer. Hey, while you're
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