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keep sending the email to the wrong place. And other issues.
By the way, this is the fallout from the from the Monday's last
Monday's holiday. It's always gives us too bad shows.
Oh, okay. It's the fall always it's in by the way Bogota Bogota
of holiday Presidents Day. It's not a holiday. It's when people
go spend their money on a great deal on
a car. No white white goods. Oh, that's
No, that's right. Yeah. white goods being Macy's washer
washing machines and dishwashers knowing sheets. Not that why
thought white goods were classified as washing machines.
I think you're right.
I think those are to me. Like goods means sheets.
Right? Right. Well, so then there's another issue that
cropped up oh, just on the topic of finances. So we brought up
though the Bitcoin issue once again. On the previous on the
previous show that goes Tiger Hey, Tiger. It's my neighbour.
That's my neighbour Tiger. I'm just hardly your Tiger and
Bunny. That Oh, he's apparently he's testing the engine. I'm
doing a show Tiger. What's making you run out Miss Mickey
will run out in the road and tell them to stop. Like hey,
hey, hey, he's doing a show. I don't give a look. You may look
dangerous on that Harley and everything. I don't give a crap.
Yeah, so um, so we bring up the Bitcoin thing. And I think it
was buzzkill Jr, who was all excited that I had amassed some
incredible fortune and Bitcoins, which had just been sitting in
my wallet. Hanging around, I thought I had 300 Bitcoins. I
was wrong. I have 135 which is still it's a lot less well
still. That's, you know, that's no, it's still like $4,000
Yeah, that's a spirit Napoleon I was sharp stick.
So So you know, I get back into this. And the last time I was I
looked at Bitcoin when you you scoffed. I think it was around
$5 in value per per Bitcoin. And I had done one daily source
code, I think if people would send me that's probably where I
got the 100 Bitcoins. And then I kind of forgot about it, you
know, I was able to order a pound of coffee and a bottle of
shampoo or something just to kind of prove that, that these
Bitcoins work. So I look back at the blog post that I wrote then
I'm like, Yeah, and that's it could be great. It could be like
gold as soon as all this man and then and then I go and look at
the chart. And I'm like, wow, and this is what I just want to
get your expert opinion on this. If you can go to Bitcoin.
chart.curry.com For me, John, tell me tell me this isn't a
classic pump and dump or a bubble or something line
chart.currie.com Yeah, that should get you to the right one.
Let me see if I got it here. Bitcoin chart.current.com. It
should show you a chart of the Bitcoin value over the history
of Bitcoin. Yeah, that's interesting. So you see in in
June is around May, June is when I started, and it was around
five and then it went up to 30 and And then it crashed and then
it's kind of been bubbling
in January that's in 2011 Yes
yes exactly
yeah it was looking like it was about a buck well dragging the
bottom is dragging the ground near around May
that's but that's the start of Bitcoin that's when Bitcoin
started off yeah took off $30
Right and then it crashed crashed like
literally a day after and now look at I mean, is this not a
technical technical analysts will look at this and say oh,
it's about to crash because it's up at the 30 again, could be so
but to me it's like all of a sudden we're hearing Bitcoin
Bitcoin Bitcoin just like we were back then.
As the day it has a floor around 10 No, but yes, but
it seems like this is manipulated and isn't the entire
point of this fantastic monetary system was that it couldn't be
that it couldn't be manipulated. And the reason I'm kind of
bringing this up, I'm getting emails from people who are like,
you know, you're not supporting the Bitcoin community and like
community is a community is this
what Bitcoin is like Facebook now? I mean, this is not what
you want people to I'm just
trying to get every system to be a cult.
A community no less. So yeah, it doesn't look like there's a
floor but I mean, so I'm like, Well, should I get rid of this?
And you know, people have offered me like $5,000 from my
from my Bitcoins. Yes. But I don't know I answered your
question. It could go up or it could go up to like 300 I mean,
oh, yeah. Well, here's my here's my question to you is are we
seeing is this inflation of the dollar that makes this go up? Or
is there some what could the only what are the only market
forces that could make this Bitcoin go from you know, in a
November 2012, a low about three it looks like up to 30 as of
today each
bag or as they like to call it?
Yeah, exactly. How? Yeah, it is. So do you think it's a scam?
I don't know if it's a scam or not. I mean, all I know is that
if you can get you can't go wrong if you get out
well, it's not that easy. Apparently the cash
then that's really fantastic isn't
it's like you got to go through the exchange and then you've got
to transfer it from that you losing money all the way in and
my big experiment was like, hey, you know, let's try it again. If
people are into this Bitcoin community, then send me some
bitcoins. You know, if I get I was only asking for like 30
bitcoins total. I'm gonna cheat war then I'll do another daily
source code.
And so what happened? I got like,
point four Bitcoin so either possibility a no one likes the
show and doesn't give a crap which I'll put a number one on
the list. No. And number two is this community just ain't much
of a community.
You bet a reverse those numbers? Yeah. Like why don't I you know,
I want to do a show. I'm going to work this week. And if you
can all send me Principality of Monaco
francs. I can try that.
Yeah, it's like nobody's got to you know, you go to pay pal or
one of the or just send a check. And you know, you're on your way
I mean, so easy. I mean, what gets a good monetary system? We
already have it in place. It's called the dollar
Yeah, well, that's a that's another conversation altogether.
Yeah, well, I just assumed take 100 bucks today as opposed to
three bitcoins or whatever.
Well, you know, I got more. I got more years left.
Get out of the Bitcoin.
Speaking of having more years left. This was this is have you
ever heard and you probably haven't have Hi, no.
Hi. No, hi. No,
he I N O. So hi. No, it was kind of like a folky singer. Back in
when Yeah, when I was doing TV and radio in the Netherlands Hi
no was was a superstar in Germany that German guy yeah,
he's with the kind of the blonde hair and the wraparound
teeth 1938 GG North oh
gee you Wikipedia you aihole So So hi. No makes a comeback. And
he's actually he's kind of the the comeback King and this used
to be like the joke like oh, he's coming back like hi no
again. And so he comes back and he does an album full of cover
tunes. And but this is it like this big brouhaha in Germany
because now people are calling him and this is what caught my
eye. The headline German far right singer Heino stages
controversial comeback. Mike Wiley covers
a bunch of songs in a cheap album and this is a
controversial yeah so here's one
of the songs just to give you an idea of the the controversy that
is high No, just listen to the songs. Hey, we can sing along
alright, so it's cost us 30 Seems pretty tased is kind of
like the German Tom Jones essentially. But what happened
is he was doing his PR campaign. And this is this is what got to
me. And someone said, hey, you know what, he was doing an
interview somewhere. And someone asked you and your How's your
health? How you doing? And his his answer was, I'm still as
hard as steel as tough as leather and nimble as a
greyhound. And this is what got him in so much trouble.
It's just something Heinrich Himmler used to say
close these words are unmistakably taken from a speech
given by Adolf Hitler to 50,000 members of the Hitler Youth
Movement in 1935. So it's like why, and also hardest steel
toughest leather nimble as a greyhound? I'd never heard this
before apparently all Germans learn this. But this is you
know, like the bad the bad thing to say.
What was the what was the phrase again?
As hard as steel, as tough as leather, as nimble as a
greyhound will make a great title of the show.
His heart is still tough his leather will maybe just be used
what he needed was a PR guy to change the words around well
yeah, he needed the Kirby harnessed tungsten
he needed the curry DeVore I Consulting Group is what he
needs.
Tough is what tough as a cheap says a $2 steak which is what
we'd say here. And how about harvest Tyson tough as a $2
steak and nimble as a Goldman Sachs stockbroker
updated you go we can. And we can we can have Obama say that
to his little unioned. Which, which seems to be on the way
there's a bill in now. Let me see. Where did it go? I'm trying
to figure out who put the here it is. HR 748. Now we knew this
was coming. But here it actually is. I'm gonna find out who put
this bill in house resolution 748 to require all persons in
the United States between the ages of 18 and 25. To perform
national service.
Oh, yeah, we've been following this for five years here 500
shows either
as a member of the uniformed services or as a civilian
service in a federal state or local government programme with
a community based agency or community based entity, to
authorise the induction of persons in the uniformed
services during wartime to meet end strength requirements of the
uniformed services, and also to provide for the registration of
women under the military Selective Service Act. So I
think what happened is that and people you got duped women.
Yeah. So all these women are like, Yeah, we want to be on the
front lines. Yeah, we want equality. Yeah, we want to be in
combat. Well, moms, you basically just helped your kids
get inducted into the brown shirt, you guys and
that's about it. Because this bill works.
A mom thanks a lot. I mean, that's that's literally what
happened here. Let's see who who introduced this bill. wrangle?
Oh, yeah. Okay. wrangle introduced this on February 15.
tinkle has been trying to since I don't know since 2001. He's
been trying to re initiate the military draft.
Yeah. Which is essentially what this says but but he turned it
around. And he took that whole movement for the quality of
women in combat and turned it into. Yeah, we got your kids now
too.
Don't know, I don't get it. I don't know what you're trying to
do here. But just part of the militarization of the country.
Well, it's what we do.
Meanwhile, it more kind of I guess genteel, a genteel thing
has happened is a breaking news, as far as I'm concerned. A
little bit of real news. But there's a new network. I found
the Dish Network. Oh, yeah. I think it's shown up on cables
called Discovering America. Oh, and it is got, I think the big
breakout hit.
I'm looking I'm trying to find which clip you're going to call
for so I'm ready for whatever it is.
Okay, this is the breakout hit. Yeah, it's gonna die. I'm gonna
you're gonna hit Hear the this will explain it all because it's
essentially it's got a little intro to that specific show then
the intro to the entire show, which is obviously clone of, of
another show that you'll probably recognise but play
bacon long version.
Milwaukee, the city of brews in America's heartland, but there's
just one thing on my mind hide the heart. That is like a meat
bacon four by four. I'm on an eating Odyssey. Ready to tackle
the city's ultimate bacon create. We have to put the bacon
first didn't know. I'm Todd Fisher, family man, Chef, and
proud bacon loving American bacon. I've worked adult life in
the food industry make us stop canvassing the nation, city by
city to devour America's best fake conditions. Are we ready
for some fake guys? These are just meals, my knees are
wobbling. These are mouthwatering tributes to the
greatest meat ever. We wait is my journey. Six is my country.
This is the United States of fate.
Wow. United States have begun.
You know, and this is on which network?
Discovering America and I must point at a couple of things.
One, it's obviously a clone of Anthony Bourdain show,
what is the Anthony Bourdain show? He's
He's another Cook, who's been travelling around just trying to
discount all right,
he discovers all the crazy food everywhere. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
And so as a domain opening is written by the same guy. Well,
he's got at this guy is extreme. We're not talking about we're
talking Texas fat.
Once again, John, we can see that Sharia law is infiltrating
America, trying to hurt the Jews. With the bacon show,
I think this shows more insulting than a few that I've
ever met. But anyway, so a guy is hugely fat. Yeah. And he's
rolling around and can barely move his arms. And he eats
everything in front of him and he eats it, but it's got lots of
bacon on it and all you love. Just like Bourdain, by the way,
if you ever watched that Guy Show, no, everything he eats is
the best. It's the greatest is nothing like it.
No, I'm watching C span I don't have I don't have time for this.
This is the American culture going down the tubes.
And what is the short version? Do I play this? This just a
stinger matches the intro without
the without the front piece? I'm Todd Fisher. Okay, gotcha.
So um, you know, bacon is an interesting meat. I will say we
you know, we have our favourite bacon guy at at the at the
Austin market. Which we go to every every Saturday. And you
know, it is very if you really get into it, you know, you have
your gel bake. And you've gotten your there's your there's it's
quite tasty. Well the problem with gel bacon is it sticks to
almost any pan. It's just it's so it's so gooey. It just sticks
and it's and it takes forever to cook.
Gotta put a lot of bacon fat in the pan first. Yeah,
yeah, that's true. That's true. But it's that sometimes just
that's a little too much for me. But you know, the culture of
bacon is quite incredible. I had no idea. I mean, when I grew up
was like it came in a pack. Right? And you can see the
little window. My My mom would in the supermarket would look at
the back of the window. Go like, Dude, that's too much fat new.
We won't take that one. Like, alright, mom, whatever. Right?
You know what I mean? Right? Little windows that anyway, who
cares? Yeah, that little window in the back then now is like
I've been introduced to a whole new culture of bacon. Well, let
me do one thing I will say about this show. And I hate to say it,
it's a great show. I really, it is a great show. They go he goes
all these cities, they have a lot. They do a great package. To
give you a little history of what's going on in the town is
done in black and white with a phoney filter that makes it look
like old footage. And then but as it's really well done, and
then he goes from place to place to place, including places like
he was in San Francisco. I never heard of any of these places.
And they all seem very cool. They've got a good research
group. It's well written this guy, this fat guy. Austin is a
natural, he does the voiceovers. He does the talking in the show.
He's the he's the host and he's the guy that's that eaten all
the bacon. And he I've listened carefully. He has never
stammered once flubbed once it's smooth as silk. The guy that
like he's a broadcaster. All
right, you are now hearing the television production side of
the curry Devorah Consulting Group. We don't use the advocate
making programmes about to meet. However, in this case, John
seems to be quite enamoured. So
it's a great show. I wish I would be very proud to have
produced that show. So
can we can we get him to host? Our drone? Can we get him to
host our show or CO produce?
Yeah, at the back can build the under the stage a little bit so
it doesn't cave
in. So So let me move into some drone news so we can slowly slip
away from your bacon fetish. Although I wouldn't mind having
the perfect John C. Dvorak bacon recipe. So you can put that in
the next newsletter. We have just a a treasure trove of drone
news that has come out in the past in the past couple days
since the last episode of the Best podcast in the universe.
And the one that well, this is kind of a doubleheader on our
show. So we apparently, we have sent 100 troops over to Niger
air, and with the sole intent of building a drone base. Now, the
way the President announces this information to the to Congress
is with a little note, he says a little memo. I've got the memo
here somewhere. And you know, the memo basically says, hey,
you know, I'm I'm just sending a couple people over there 200
Troops, and you know, they'll they'll be armed, of course,
obviously. But that's, here we go, I gotta write just to
protect themselves concerning the zhaire. Yes, it gets exactly
what he says. Here it is, Mr. President. Dear Speaker, on
February 28, the last elements elements of a deployment of
approximately 40 additional US military personnel entered
Nigeria with the consent of the Government of Nigeria, this
deployment will provide support for intelligence collection, and
will also facilitate intelligence sharing with French
forces. We got it on the social network, they're conducting
operations in Mali and with other partners in the region,
not mentioned who the partners
are, can they just do this over the internet?
The total, they could, the total number of US military personnel
deployed to Niger is approximately I mean, we don't
really know exactly, you know, when you're up to 100, it gets
hard to count 100. The recently deployed forces have deployed
with weapons for the purpose of providing their own force
protection and security. I directed this deployment of US
forces in furtherance of the US national security interests Hold
on. And pursuant to my constitutional authority to
conduct US foreign relations, as commander in chief said
essentially, he's King Obama, the war monger. So this is, of
course, the the mainstream media can't ignore the fact that we
have you know, we're opening a drone base, and that this is why
these these troops are deployed to the share, but they're going
to wrap it up in a little joke. And I guess that we're holding
on to this they there's a little memo they found in in 2011, was
like, okay, so we want to tell people that the President is
pretty much you know, just deploying troops everywhere in
Africa, and they're gonna build a drone base there. It's very
convenient to have that, you know, pipeline protection,
mineral protection, all kinds of cool reasons to drone brown
people living in sandy areas or in jungles. We're gonna wrap it
up in a joke
off one tip is to use smoke as covered by burning tires. Al
Qaeda fighters in Africa may need to do some of that soon.
Today, President Obama informed Congress that a small us
deployment of troops to Nigeria was complete. CNN has reported
that Nigeria's government has agreed to let us drones operate
from its territory. So those drones could put a lot of
pressure on al Qaeda militants in nearby Mali who are battling
French forces.
So so that's kind of the that's there's some actual news there.
But now, let's make it all funny by laughing at the dumb
terrorist with the list they put together of how to protect
yourself from a drone
to counter them. This tip sheet has suggestions ranging from tip
sheet from the clever to the obvious. Don't use your wireless
device hide under thick trees for al Qaeda fighters on the
battlefield words literally to live by. Those are among 22 tips
for militants on how to avoid drone strikes. The Associated
Press recently discovered a document with those suggestions
in as recently as 2011 building in Mali, where Islamist
militants are battling French forces. The document had also
been posted on jihadist websites.
The medical evidence suggests that the drone strikes have been
psychologically traumatic to al Qaeda is induced a high degree
of paranoia in their ranks. They're fearful that they've
been infiltrated by spies. This is stock footage of course you
know this like they just brings Oh, we got to the English guy
always sounds official when you put him on
Osama bin Laden shortly before his death had written letters to
other al Qaeda leaders with similar suggestions, saying
their fighters shouldn't meet on roadways and move too much in
their cars because many of them got targeted while they were
meeting on the road. Bin Laden also suggested quote, he should
move have only when the clouds are heavy. As for this other
list of suggestions, one of the tips if you're in a car and you
learn there's a drone after you leave the vehicle immediately
and all the passengers should scatter in different directions.
Another one set up fake gatherings of people using
dummies, throw the drones off the trails.
So this makes it makes these militant terrorists sound like
stupid sand bunnies, like total total nincompoops. So, you know,
an island. And sometimes I even forget to do this or only did it
this morning. I'm like, you know, this, this paper is gotta
be out there. This tip sheet is like to visit a stockbroker tip
sheet like, Oh, don't go, Hey, I'm doing that don't go outside.
Unless it's heavy cloud cover, the drone might kill you. If you
feel the drone is kid is following you get scatter, to
scatter. I mean, come on, tell I want to read this thing. So I
have a copy of the paper which is written in Arabic and a
translation, which I can only trust is a accurate translation.
We have plenty of producers who can read this and will back me
up. But to my surprise, the news media has omitted several
important points on on in this memo. First of all, it is
referred to as a strategies of capabilities for Ansar Al
Sharia. And this is from it's mainly focuses around Yemen. And
so in this memo, it starts off by saying that we we have to
know that all Americans do not that the Americans did not
resort to this approach the War of the drone, because they have
shortages in the combat jets like the F 16 and other types
they don't possess or that they don't put it possess enough
troops because it is the most suitable approach for them. Now,
the Americans fully realise that they are in the 10th year of war
and that they were economically exhausted and suffering human
losses. And were confronted with public pressure back by Congress
in a way that made the hunger bowl and responsible withdrawal
from war as a prime goal of the White House, which is true. The
drone is unmanned and costs almost nothing compared to the
man jets and does not create public exasperation when it
crashes because of the increase of of human losses in the past,
push the American people to go to the street shouting bring
back our sons. If a drone crashes, no one will shout bring
back our planes. So you know so far making sense. So what are we
going to do the memo says, I believe that foiling the
strategy depends on three things. One, the formation of a
public opinion to stand against the attacks, the turning of
spies and tactics of deception and blurring the tactics are,
and this is great. So the tactics we have these 22 points,
what do we just hear from CNN scatter if you hear the drone,
put out mannequins, dummies, you know, shop window mannequins to
fake them out, stand under a tree. Well, interestingly, stand
under a tree. Here's the list. Starting with number one on on
the list from the memo. It is possible to know the intention
and the mission of the drone by using the Russian made sky
grabber device to infiltrate the drones waves and the
frequencies. The device is available on the market for
$2,595. And the one who operates it should be it shouldn't be a
computer know how. So right off the bat. They're talking about
the sky grabber. You can Google that. And there are people who
have sky greerton It's just basically intercepting the
unencrypted video, which we've known about for years,
right to going on for a while. So this
is that was number one on that list, too.
So wait, wait, let's stop a second. Hold on. So you're
telling me that the media just sent us off on a wild goose
chase of bad information? When the memo? In fact what you have
because it is available? And they could have looked at it
too, right? I think they did look at it. And they were did
you think they were told not to talk about it? Well, I think it
was more fun. They just trivialised it because
I think I think it's both a I don't think that that CNN would
be in good graces and get lots of interviews with the
administration and officials if they were telling all the human
resources that you can go out and get the sky grabber. In
fact, you can find websites that stream sky grabber video. So you
can actually watch this in real time as these drones are flying
around because it's unencrypted. And we know we've known this
from the drone operators and sis admins who listen to this
programme and help and help produce it. That there's there's
tonnes of reasons why it's unencrypted mainly because the
whole system sucks and then the video wasn't coming back and
they just screw it switch off the encryption crap so at least
we can fly the plane. So the whole thing is flawed number two
on the list. Using devices that broadcast frequencies or pack of
frequencies to disconnect the contacts and confuse the
frequencies used to control the drone. The Mujahideen have had
successful experiments using the Russian made recall are a A ca L
so basically a jamming device. These Russians they they got to
go in on three. This is a good one spreading reflective pieces
of glass on a car or the roof of the building that's not a stupid
piece of advice for placing in group of skilled snipers to hunt
the drone especially the reconnaissance ones because they
fly low about six kilometres or less true no one talks about
that five jamming and confusing of electronic communication
using the ordinary water lifting Dynamo fitted with a 30 metre
copper pole. Now I'm not quite sure
what it again maybe we can figure it out yeah,
jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using
the ordinary water lifting Dynamo fitted with a 30 metre
copper pole. Now what I get out of this is that Dynamo will make
a huge racket which will disturb any type of HF frequencies.
Right and using your long copper pole for 30 as an antenna, well
30 metres I guess, you know, that's 100 foot,
right like an antenna but 30
But this specifically saying 30 metres is because it's an
antenna and I guess, you know, if that's probably what do you
think the drones operate on? What frequency that's got to be
gigahertz frequency, right?
No, it has to be long distance so it's got to be long wave so
it's got to be that you know the stuff your HF or you know,
really so the notes so it'd be something like I don't know well
30 metres metre or something like that. 30 metres is going to
be 30 metres
is a big wave. Yeah, we're 30 metres 30 metres that's what I
tried to they're probably on 30 metres
that's 10 megahertz well that's there's there's ham band at 30
metres. Well. Anyway, so this this is basic, basic stuff so
far. I haven't seen anything stupid. And we're only up to
number five. Keep going. I liked this one jamming and jamming of
and confusing of electronic communication using old
equipment, keeping them running 24 hours because of their strong
frequencies it is possible using simple ideas of deception of
equipment to attract the electronic wave similar to those
used by the Yugoslav army when they use the microwave oven in
attracting and confusing the NATO missiles fitted with
electromagnet magnetic searching devices. I didn't know that. So
just did you know that? No, but I love this go take your
microwave out in the desert and flip it or hey, we got a big
potato.
Potato in there. So just in case we didn't get some use out of
it. So
not until number 10. Do you get to hide under thick trees
because they are best cover against the plains. Number 12
maintain complete silence of all wireless contacts. And then this
is I think I find it to be very relevant to this memo. The
drones used in the attacks in Swat Valley, depend on
electronic chips or radioactive dyes placed at the target by the
spy or the agent. Then the guided missiles come directly
towards these targets. The Spy therefore, is the main pillar of
this operation, which is needed to resort to decisive deterrent
means against anyone who might dare to carry out this mission
to be hanged in public places with a sign hanging from his
neck identifying him as quote, American spy, or any other
determined means similar to that done to Israeli spy handgun,
Syria, levy Cohen, or late Afghan President Najib Bula. So
what they're saying is, you know, people are walking around
spraying some radioactive dye on your clothes. And they're
basically marking you and we've got to, you know, stop the spies
by hanging them with a little memo that says American spy.
That's interesting, because there was actually a NCIS Los
Angeles that discussed the spray can have some weird stuff like
DNA, I think there was DNA spray, probably. No, no, it was
something that was semi radioactive. It wasn't pure, but
they did some maniac had gotten ahold of a candidate stuff that
was spraying everybody in Los Angeles. And so when they
brought up the monitor or some I don't know what it's and then
the helicopter drone over the city, and they found these all
over the place, people wandering around with it with a vendor
pant leg because the guy had been trashed or your shoes,
you're tagged, and spray people whether walking by
Wow, we should we should look into that a little more if
it's different than the IR paint, which is supposed to keep
the drones from killing.
And then finally, there I'm quoting from this memo, there is
the golden solution that shortens the long distances and
through which we can bring back the pressure of the American
public opinion. So we're talking about psychological warfare in a
more active way depending on the strategy of kidnapping in
exchange For the drone strategy, and we should not stop until
they stop their strategy which will enable all the supporters
of jihad to take part in defeating Petraeus and his new
strategy. This is how old this memo is. We start kidnapping
Western citizens in any spot in the world, whether in the
Islamic Maghreb, Egypt, Iraq, or any other easy kidnapping
places. And the only demand is the halt of attacks on civilians
in Yemen, which is a just and humanitarian demand that will
create world support and public opinion pressure in America as
they are being hurt again, we therefore aim at the core of the
nation strategy, which if failed, America will accordingly
collapse.
These guys are wide eyed optimist.
We also are taking part in laying a block in the promising
Islamic State in the Arab Peninsula. So kidnapping, you
know, so I mean, this, I think, is very relevant. So first of
all, they cover up the whole drone thing by laughing at you
Oh, they're so stupid. And I don't see anything about
mannequins, by the way, and the guy in this news report
literally had like five shop mannequins.
Roxy does say it here's its mannequins in the actual report.
I'm sorry, it does using dolls and statues to be placed outside
false ditches but he was like in a parking lot and had like five
store mannequins. It's I mean, but but nothing about the
Russian devices, such as the sky grabber or the Rakow or rake,
how would you pronounce that Ray cow what is that re cow let me
see what this thing is. Re cow what can the RE cow do? Our a c
a l re cow re cow electronics. Oh, here we go. Re cow
Electronics plc. What's the third largest? Oh, it's a
British electronics firm or was to get re cow makes it re cow.
The Decker radar. Okay. Oh, so those guys eventually turned
into Vodafone. Wow. All right. So bottom line screw you
mainstream media.
No, I mean there's a there's a reason people should donate to
the show this one report which seemed innocuous when it ran
out. I didn't even pay him any attention you picked up on it
quickly. Got the real report, which is the one they were
talking about and show that the mainstream media is covering
they bypass the whole thing and just to make some mockery of it
putting us all in danger. I might add. being kidnapped
seriously,
I'm being kidnapped.
Yeah, I'm being kidnapped if you're right. I think I'm gonna
go to Yemen this weekend.
Because there's no danger of kidnapping. Let's go on a bender
in Yemen.
God I'd love to go get me some cause Yemen by the way, supposed
to be fantastic. It's mostly gorgeous. Get some caught, but
you'd better be with a lot of locals. It was another thing on
kidnapping over the weekend. They were talking about in some
part of somewhere. Emmett? Think about clipping it. But yeah,
kidnapping has always been a kidnapping for money's always
been a thing that's popular in Brazil
everywhere. I mean, it makes it Mexico or Mexico. Do you want me
to tell just changes wrap up the whole drone thing because I got
like four more things about it was a bonanza of drones. Do you
want to thank some people for Should we do that?
Yeah, let's do some executive producer. Thanks. We can't We
can't do that. Until I say in the morning to you John C.
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shingles. Yeah, comes on a big rolls really cheap tar paper
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I have the calendar. And I'm looking here. So we're 24. So
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then 3456789? Yes. No, it's on the 31st. Yeah. Yeah,
these are some Easter Sunday. Wow. Is that weird?
It's prolific my friend. You know,
there was the nationwide NASCAR race over the on Saturday. And
every day, we got a bunch of email. That's just people and
they've always miss something funny. There was all the email
or the all the news stories is 33 people were in. Yeah, no, it
was actually 28. But it said 33. What was weird about that 33
code is that in the process? Car 33 won the race.
I know. I think I think they're really NASCAR is having some
kind of problems. So the first thing is they let Danica Patrick
win poll, you know, and then they're like, no, they got some
coverage. And then I think the good old boys revolted. Like
what are we gonna tell me a damn girl is gonna be on Paul. We
need some crashes dammit. I think that's what happened. And
like, man, we got to keep these ratings going. NASCAR is is
huge. It's the biggest spectator sport in America. It's bigger
than football, baseball, basketball. Everything
is the sport. I think that that Daytona Speedway holds 300,000
spectators. It's unbelievable. Yeah, it's huge. Now well,
that's the race today we'll see what happens if there's I mean,
I when they did the wreck yesterday, I said well, this I'm
telling you it was PR though if that's the first thing I thought
I mean, I don't think they meant to hurt anybody in the audience
because damn car busted up into a million pieces and threw
garbage into the stands. And, of course this that race on
Saturday only had about half the number of people that the race
today will have right but at They was PR. How bad are we? We
are bad. But we were repossessed when we've done the show long
enough to know this trust everything. Yeah. And when 33
crops up twice, yep. You got to
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Like, okay, I think we've done the research on 33. And yes, I
know club 33 and Disneyland and the Freemasons. I
know I got it. The club 33 Twice.
Yeah. Well, you've also been to the thing in the woods, whether
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Yeah, yeah, we had a couple of babies. So
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though, man, there's so much today I think we should we
should do a little bit of our track
so first of all, on the very same day we had our programme or
previous programme Lindsey Graham, Republican senator,
senator is the senator or congressman. Thank you senators.
He
I think he has to he comes out firm that he comes
out and says 4700 people had been killed by a drone. Like
wow, you know, this is like one of the most secretive numbers
ever and we're no one's supposed to know about, you know, how
many people have actually been killed. In fact, this we're
about to hear from former CIA director Hayden. The CIA still
doesn't even officially recognise or acknowledge they
have a drone programme. But here's Lindsey Graham. And this
of course, sent the compromise news media into a tizzy because,
you know, they've got to, you know, the they've got to work on
the right propaganda, they got to tone that down. So who do you
call? Well, your buddies at the Council of Foreign Relations
Erin Burnett, or burnin as we call her here in Texas.
Senator Lindsey Graham told an audience in Easley, South
Carolina yesterday that, quote 4700 people have been killed in
American drone strikes, but he didn't disclose his source. Now,
total numbers on drone deaths to the consternation of many are
closely held by the US government. So this seemed like
a big headline. AFP released a story that many media outlets
then picked up writing that quote, It was the first time a
politician or any government representative had referred to a
total number of fatalities and drone strikes. Well, it might
have been the first time except that when we called Senator
Graham's office, turns out he was getting his numbers from a
public source he said the Bureau of Investigative Journalism,
which he said was such a snide comment, snide, condescending
voice, they Wow, this this county
doesn't really know doesn't know it's gonna be more good.
Yeah. Well, that's not the vibe she gave us. But it could be
more. So we've got we've got all of these senators and
congressmen here just coming out with all kinds of crazy talk
about let's just stop
for a second and go over that with you just because what she's
it doesn't mean he was wrong by any means. And she never said he
was
no but she was the total lie. That was the delivery source
is not good information, which is crap. Yeah.
Well, because if you're not CNN and you don't have Jeff Zucker
running the show, then clearly you're no good.
Anyway, I'm sorry. Now that she's getting more annoying by
the minute.
But you know what? We know what's crazy about that? Is that
the more annoying she gets The hotter she gets this Is this me
you This is no no, no. Her butt is significantly smaller her
look at her waist her waist. It's just like, it's like, you
know, it's really and by the way, I'm only speaking as a
television producer here. I'm not not talking about
producer mode. Okay, I'm gonna do that. Oh, yeah, hold on. What
do I still need to work on her hair? She has a slight look that
needs to be toned down a little bit. She's not going to work
here. And here's the
problem. She's not going to work in the morning. There was no
she's not going to work in the morning. If they dress her like
this. She always wears this shimmering, shiny type of top.
Which by the way is very modern, very hip. It's what all the
girls in LA are wearing. It's also you know, the the beautiful
women in Austin wear it. But it's it's that's not what we
want to see on television. Certainly not in the morning. We
you know, it needs to be just needs to be tailored tight.
It needs to be Megan Kelly. Yeah. And it
needs to be you need to have a real neckline. I mean, that's
yeah, Megan Kelly. I'm sorry. You nailed it, John. That's what
it has to be if you want to be successful in the morning. And
by the way, she's out now our buddy and CNN there. What's her
name? Our friend whose name we can never say that? Yes, she's
out. Yeah, she's done. Yeah, but she'll remain. She has her own
production company and she'll make specials. This is like the
kiss of death. Yeah, you'll get through screwed, get
local local TV get a nice job as an anchorwoman or some local
news show. Yeah,
go get pregnant. Right. That's exactly that's how the media
already ran through the whole she ran through the gamut. She
went she was a superstar gonna be the SuperS next big thing and
NBC they started off at MSNBC, they're gonna push her up. She
failed because there's a better look and multicultural a woman
that came around and she just blew everyone who was better
than me her name she's on now. She is absolutely. She's so far
above everybody else. It's ridiculous. She's gorgeous.
She's slick. She's amazing. And she's gem she just looks network
she feels networks is perfect. So then so that got bounced
around. I'll get that woman's name later. That was solid that
bounced around and then they finally you know, they kept
trying to do this and that because she's she's got the kind
of a look they're looking for it but she just never. She doesn't
I don't know if she's not welcome. Hey,
wait a minute. John. Stopstopstop. Meeting meeting
meeting right now. Are we crazy? We're doing this we're sending
her in the wrong direction. She needs to look like Adele. Right.
She should fatten Abaddon up. That's right. That's right. But
you still need the plunging neckline
of a bill for this consultant.
This is don't give me the fatten up you need. It needs to be
tight. You know she just needs to be much thicker but the boobs
have to like it because Adele you look at Adele, she's got
plunging neckline. And you got to talk a little skank here.
They had a thing that was either on 60 minutes or one of these
big news pros where they had some I don't know what how to
call plus size model. Yes, yes. Very gorgeous.
Of course the beautiful huge hips. Yeah.
And they were promoting and she was the one this woman was the
one that was behind the Naples thing where they're trying to
get skinny models off the runway because yeah, amphetamines are
targeting the heroin market. Yeah, exactly. Yes. All right.
Anyway, that's our advice for today. Are you still there?
Yeah. That's quite connected week. So
actually, because you said she's on right now and I looked back
behind to my teller screen there and I have and I saw friggin
former CIA. Guy Hayden is now doing the rounds. So I got to
think from C span which I want to get to but first the what I
think the reason why he is walking around all the TV shows
now is because we've got all these senators and congressmen
coming out and talking crap they shouldn't be talking about.
Here's Mike Rogers. With the the original Adele of CNN, Candy
Crowley,
yes or no from you, as the question is about drones and the
use of them. They get targeting Americans overseas aulaqi, known
terrorists, but American citizens as well as his son were
killed. You have talked about oversight. You think there's
plenty of oversight for this drone programme? Were you told
in advance of those two killings. For the
planning purposes of airstrikes against terrorists and enemy
combatants overseas UFC specific men? If they're if people make
the target list, we know that in advance, there's appropriate
oversight. And then how do we target those individuals changes
from day to day, but airstrikes is certainly a part of it.
So apparently, they knew about it. They were told if you're on
the kill list, and a little little bike messenger goes up to
the Hill to Congress. Hey, everybody, I got today's kill
list. It's Tuesday. Hi, let's see who's on the list. Oh, looks
good to me. American man was good to me. What do you say jump
looks good to me.
Yeah, it looks good. Let's just kill him.
So Rand Paul, of course, is not having any of this. And he is
the senator from Kentucky son of Ron Paul, who I'm not A huge fan
of Rand Paul and I think that he is mocking mocking and I'm not i
MAN i this guy bugs ma'am. He said he's
got a funny look he's got he's got one he's like one of those
guys with two sets of eyelash he needs to
fatten up like Adele
otherwise, if he ever made
so he's basically like taking our material and doing it on
CNN.
Well, you know, the the idea that you get a trial before a
jury and a judge, if you're accused of a crime is something
that we've had in our history to English history as well as your
US history for 800 years. It's a very important part of the Bill
of Rights due process. So what we're talking about is not
killing someone with a grenade launcher on their shoulder.
We're talking about someone eating at a cafe in Boston or in
New York and a Hellfire missile, reining in on them, there should
be an easy answer from the administration. They should say,
absolutely no, we will not kill Americans in America without an
accusation, a trial and a jury. So we are not talking about
people engaged in lethal force. I'm talking about people sitting
in a cafe having coffee. That's what's been people like this are
being killed around the world. We should not do this in
America. And it's inexcusable that the administration will not
answer absolutely no, we will not do this.
So it's true. What he's saying is, you know, could we even
heard the President himself on the fireside Hangout at the
Google saying not saying that he wouldn't kill Americans? In
America?
Yeah, in fact, this is the big news this week, because
apparently this question has been asked over and over both
Brennan and Obama and brand Paul came out and says he is going to
filibuster
Yes, he's going to stop. And by the way, I think Brennan is the
devil. And the and the armour He sure looks like and the Armed
Forces of the United States military are are they want him
not they want him out. They they hate this guy because he's
responsible for military personnel dying. He stopped the
the rescue attempts at Benghazi and everyone knows this. He this
is but no, everyone's to proceed to come out and say it Rand
Paul's to proceed to say John McCain's too pussy to say it.
And just big bunch of pussies. Pussy, pussy pussy. So then we
have former CIA, Director Hayden. And he was CIA director
during the Bush administration, I think 2005 like three years or
whatever. And he's on C span. He's being interviewed by a
former CNN presstitute. And it's at the Washington Institute, you
know what it would the Washington Institute just one of
these drinking clubs, you would call it another drinking? Yeah.
But this is wonderful stuff. Because C span, you know,
broadcast this in its entirety. And by the way, here's a tip for
you producers, one of our producers, are very kindly, if
you go to C span video.org c dash span, video.org. When you
when you see one of these C span, either interviews or so
whatever it is, you can clip, you can make clips in their
interface. And you can label these clips and put comments in.
And it's really funny, because this producer, and I had seen
the thing live as it was taking place, I'm like, Oh, I gotta go
back and find some clips for for Sunday. And he went in, he
created a couple of clips, some were way too long. You know, I'm
looking for one minute clips. And so I couldn't use the really
long ones. But he labelled them, you know, like Hayden lying
bastard. And all this stuff is really funny. So I'm sure that
I'll get removed eventually. But you can, you can really help the
show by going into C span creating the clips sending me
the link. And then all I have to do is just record the clips. So
it's very, very helpful. When you do this, it's very helpful
because they have the closed captions, you know, they have
the transcript that rolls along sees the C span website is
besides the video player being a piece of crap, otherwise is
very, very helpful for the programme. So first, we have to
have hate and deny that the drone programme even exists in
the CIA's drone programme.
The fact that che does or does not have the drone programme has
never been confirmed or denied by my government. And I am not
about to start tonight
that C span show he discussed it openly. No, this is the C span
show. No, not that one. The one where they had the three
goofballs up there trying to get out of getting a user
No, no, no, he's discussing it, but he will not admit that the
CIA runs it. This is
very important distinction. Right? He denies it stinks.
But what's think's more is the elitist cocksuckers who are
sitting there laughing Oh, that's so funny from the most
transparent government in the universe.
What was your advice as to the government's drone programme.
Kalam, I
said that we were faced with an unconventional enemy, who
rejected both Westphalia. In fact, states do this. And
Geneva, rejected Geneva for us actually rejected Geneva for
them, saying that all their adherents were true combatants,
we're faced with an unprecedented circumstance with
the citizens of Republic at risk. And therefore, the
targeted killing programme that has proceeded over two
incredibly different administrations. I think sits
all the squares of lawful, appropriate and effective,
lawful, appropriate and effective. That's that's the
jet, it fits
the lawful part and try to prove that one shows the Malmo.
So he had to, so he went to Europe, and he had to present
his same case about being lawful, appropriate, and
effective. Yes, it didn't grab him. Well, this was apparently
when he was still CIA director. So I guess he had his hoods and
he was protected. And so I want to play this clip, because the
Europeans of course totally disagree with the whole drone
programme, but the humour this guy uses which is of a vile,
sexual undertone, not even undertone, it is so dumb, but it
shows you how these elitist shits actually think.
So I go to the German Embassy in the spring of 2007. Germans are
in the chair of the EU. So the German ambassador has got all
the ambassadors to the United States from the EU countries
there for lunch. All right, so they're, they're doing a
European Oh, that's sports metaphor.
They're doing a European hoe.
When he said, Yeah, I
couldn't hear and then he says, that's a sports metaphor.
Oh, geez.
So because of course, what they actually do
is advice to everybody. If you're not a comedian, don't do
comedy.
But if you're a politician who spends the majority of his time
travelling abroad, buying hookers don't make jokes about
it, because I'm accusing you now Hayden of doing that for this
lame ass joke. And douche knuckle audience so
they have an American command to be launching entertainment. So I
gave a speech and I forgot. Hey, got good friends here. Let's
have a little fun. Let's talk about renditions. detentions
interrogation.
This is his This is his dinner speech, by the way that they pay
him $100,000 For I'm sure.
I don't think he's at that level. But it's possible. 50 At
least 50 Yeah. 50. Minimum. I agree with that. And
it was just anyone even he'll just stand up and just talking
to walk around the table and he'll do the stick. Right?
Because he's so high. Yeah. 50 grand, for sure. shake some
hands.
Sorry to be flipped. But it was I wanted them to understand our
thinking. All right, no, no, no, they didn't agree with our
thinking. But I wanted them to understand it. I had a great
speech writing staff. But this is one I really did a lot of
work on my own. Oh, he didn't work as two or three I said to
the gathered European diplomats. Let me tell you what I believe
my agency believes a government believes and I believe my nation
believes we are a nation at war. were at war without guidance
affiliates. This war is global in scope. And the only way I can
fulfil my legal and moral responsibilities to my citizens,
is to take this fight to that enemy, wherever they may be four
senses, war, al Qaeda, global take the fight. There wasn't
another country in the room who agree with war
al Qaeda global take the fight. That's the four sentences.
That's his entire entire PowerPoint, by the way,
they not only rejected those four sentences for them, they
did not believe in the legitimacy of those four
sentences for us. And so this yea or nay on targeted killings
and drone strikes, is rooted in the national perception of what
is going on here.
Ah, I'm sorry. It's about the perception. This is why he's out
there. It's all about the psychological perception of
killing people with drones.
Our national perception, again, endorsed by two incredibly
different presidents is that we are at war, and that we can use
the laws, not the unlawfulness, but the laws of armed conflict,
to defend our citizens. And so there we know, all right, that's
kind of narrowly legal. That's kind of focused only on
effectiveness. There is a broader issue, there is a very
important issue of the long term effects of our actions, even if
they are legitimate and effective.
So then he goes into the whole blowback thing, etc. But but
this is, I think the best explanation anyone has done
about what is really going on here is the necessity to
convince the public, not just American public, but the global
public that we are at war and this is why You know, of course
it doesn't compute, we always say, Oh, well, we decimated al
Qaeda, but there's still the affiliates and the adherence,
and other fantastic word orders. So yeah, the fans, fan base, the
fan base, the fan club, that's like Taylor Swift Fan Club, they
have a newsletter, all of this stuff. So then, of course, we'll
wrap this up with him explaining that because, you know, we've
been expecting something like the FISA court, where you'll
have some judge who will be appointed by the President, who
will rubber stamp and the FISA court as the Foreign
Intelligence Surveillance Act, where it's like, oh, we can
legally wiretap you and listen to you and bug your your bedroom
and your bathroom, because you might be talking to, you know,
some foreign agent like I talk to foreigners all the time,
like, you know, we live in foreign country. So I'm probably
bugged. We'll have a judge rubber stamp the use of drones,
and that'll be enough. That's the oversight. But no, no, the
true way we're going to go I think is revealed in this bit by
Hayden
knows what the correct course of action should be.
Do a couple of other questions from the audience that I'm going
to invite you to go to the microphone if you want to. I'm
sorry, I should have clipped this part out. And let's mix it
up a little bit. Here was a question from George from the
school of meaning public affairs. How do you feel about
the use of drones to kill American citizens without a
proper trial by jury? I'm okay. You're okay. I'm okay. No, I'm
good.
I'm okay, legally. I'm okay operationally. But I also know
you need some references to my previous lives and controversial
programmes. I also know that a narrow base of lawfulness and
even effectiveness are not sufficient in the American
political system, for our democracy to do anything for a
long period of time. You can get away with a one off with narrow
legal pneus lawfulness and effectiveness,
which is exactly what's happening right now. It's like
we got away with aulaqi and the other guy and I will throw in
his son, it was interesting, it was a waste 16 year olds, a
teenagers are a pain in the ass painfully bastards. So we blew
that kid up. So now the base is not there anymore. So what are
we going to do if you're
going to do it sustained? Right, you do need political consensus.
And so although I think the administration has been correct,
I do think it needs to be a bit more open. And it's trying to do
that the President made the promise in the same speech, you
just play the clip from, to be more transparent with this so
that we can have the adult public discussion about this,
that there's a comfort level of judicial review? No, no. This is
not. This is not the business of courts. This is armed conflict.
This belongs in the hands of the two political branches.
So then what should you hold on? Bag? Hold
on? Hold on, hold on,
you're asking for an idea. Yeah. A commission. All right. Seven
people, four from the Congress, two from each party three from
the executive branch. They review
all the keg of beer and five lines of
blow sec. tivity. They don't pre approve it. They review it. And
they report to both political branches with their findings.
And if you pick the right people, you know prominent
Americans that people trust.
Let's see involve putting them all on there. Who else we're
gonna put on the on the board. John the kill panel.
I think Mo Mo would be good. How about gates, Bill Gates?
Zuckerberg.
Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg is the guy that's Zuk Zuk. The drone
Secretary
Paul o Powell, Secretary Perry, I mean,
who's Secretary Perry? Sorry, we Secretary Perry. Perry is
Secretary of what you're getting.
Folks have impeccable credentials. That would give you
an extra degree of oversight that might give our political
structure confidence. That as tough as this is as as troubling
as it might be. It's needed. At least for now. Alright, so that
is I believe that is the way we're gonna go. Is seven people
on the board will have Zuckerberg on there. We get to
Emerald. I don't maybe not. Emerald. Maybe we need someone a
little more. A Colin Powell, I think I think he's played out. I
don't think he's the right guy anymore.
Yeah, he's he's, he's done.
Who's Secretary Perry?
I don't know. There's one there was the secretary of defence
Perry, but I can't seem to find any calm. William Perry looking
William Perry. That'd be William Perry. Oh, maybe it is willing
to maybe talking about William. Because he they keep giving
their old titles like, you know, they still talk about President
Clinton. Right. Mr. President, he's not the president anymore.
Why did they do that? He's like some sort of what are we the
British Empire and you have all these honorary things you've
been? You know, you've been the queen. So you're always the
queen? Yeah. Well, I guess you would be in that case, but
that's beside the point. You know, he's not president
anymore. Former president. Yeah. So it's fair to call him
President
Perry was under Bill Clinton. Okay, I get it. Yeah. So they
want to have one secretary of defence who was Republican one
who was so We're gonna balance it's gonna be fair and balanced.
But I think I think Zuckerberg is great because that'll get the
kids. And by the way, it's not a pre approval. It's after the
fact. So the drone goes, the the citizen gets droned. And then
they have oversight like, Oh, was that a fair kill? Yeah, I
guess that was fair. We'll have a little meeting, bringing the
beer. Seven people so we can never have a split vote.
Someone's always the it's like the it's like a Supreme Court, I
guess the Supreme Court of drone death by drone. When you think
about Barbara Walters,
and put her on there, or the what's her name? They haven't
been that ended up on Current TV. Joy Bay horror
show. No, no, no, the meeting will go on forever. No, not joy.
Beyhadh we want to get in and out. When we'll be sitting
around forever in this stupid meeting. No, I think Zack is
great. We need someone with standing someone they have
someone. Hmm. Well, we'll work on that, obviously. And you're
up to date with drone nation. Everybody here on the best
podcast in the universe in the morning.
Yeah, that's a good one. That was a good segment. I have to
say. We have to do that more often.
Well, we should do we'll burn this on no agenda CDs, I think
no agenda cd.com is doing a
lot I just think would be a good little CD. I think it would get
a kick out of it.
And you can throw it like a drum. After you're done.
Terrific. You can cut someone's
head off if you're good. Take so I have just a one. I want to get
back on the pope thing for a second. Yeah, let's get on the
Pope. I just got this one little clip which just dropped in a new
little bomb. And apparently the the Italian media is going after
this, or this quitting in a big way. You gotta push the little
summary. Yeah, I'm glad
you got to clip
Pope Benedict the 16th Praying with Cardinals in the last day
of letting religious services but outside that spiritual
Haven, a storm is brewing, the Vatican is lashing out at the
Italian media for a string of what they call quote, defamatory
falsified reports.
It is deplorable that as we draw closer to the time of the
beginning of the Conclave, and the cardinal electors will be
held in conscience and before God to freely indicate their
choice, that there'll be a widespread distribution of often
unverified, unverifiable or completely false news stories.
Italian newspapers in recent days have suggested a secret
dossier prepared for the pope by three cardinals who investigated
leaked Vatican documents in 2012. The report alleges a
series of scandals involving sex, money and power, even
suggesting a quote shadowy gay lobby in the Vatican. There's
speculation in the Italian media that the content of the dossier
is what caused Pope Benedict to resign.
This is not about suing and legal action right now. It's a
call to truthfulness and authenticity of the journalism
profession, which is very important. The Pope has
said he doesn't have both the strength of mind and body to
continue his role. But the next pocket will still have to
navigate a minefield of controversy, including sex abuse
within the church allegedly covered up. I would say you
can't evangelise if the if the house isn't in order. The three
cardinals who investigated the leaked documents are expected to
meet with Pope Benedict on Monday. Meanwhile, the pontiff
will hold his final Sunday blessing tomorrow
pedo bear
now there's an interesting thing about this this case as the
obviously they need the divorce decree Devora consulting company
to straighten out their agree our efforts group is group you
don't say the following. The guy says he says this these reports
from these newspapers. They're either unverified, unverifiable,
or completely false.
In other words, they're true. You just can't prove it.
They're true except there's the just like just unverifiable on
stuff. I mean, there's another ones most of them are true.
There is a couple of false items in here. But for the most
part, you're you're right on the money. You're right on
the money, but you can't use this because it's not fair
because you can't verify it. So they got it from sources in the
Vatican. So I thought the gay cabal was interesting, because
I've run into I've
heard this this theory I've heard as well the gay Cabal.
Yeah, go ahead. Tell me who
this is not just the gay Cabal, the lesbian cabal that's in the
Department of Homeland Security that we've talked about on the
show with that, which has been getting, you know, apparently
harassing men mercilessly and but any cabal I mean, any time a
group any sort of group gets a kind of a foothold. Yeah, it's
horrible. THE RAMPANT people cabal you see you go to orange,
everyone's tall, or you go to like go to the offices of
offices Oracle, there's not a woman in there that's not like,
you know, some gorgeous model beautiful
and because they used to be my client, all of the men are total
douchebags. Yeah, and they're all like, Hey, look at
that skirt. Beauty and the douchebag Yeah, exactly. And its
culture, its culture. So it's a corporate culture thing. So you
get a foothold in an organisation, any organisation
but government obviously which we have a DHS or the church a
huge operations massive you end up with people hiring their
buddies or hiring people they like or you know, I like to die
like the way you look or Hey, he's he's one of us or like,
like, with a disaster. Yeah.
This is what happened to the Justice Department in the
Netherlands with all the paedophiles running around.
Yeah, they're exactly, exactly. They hire their buddies and then
you're all blackmailing each other about what you do. Whether
it's harassing man harassing women, you know, stealing, doing
drugs, whatever.
Nobody in the Catholic Church was blackmailing anybody. They
were just blink winking. The church sent me this, this
Cardinal, and that's the United States for his name, Maria,
whatever it is, together, you don't want going back there to
vote. is one of the worst case scenario is that guy and
the guy who covered up did he cover up? Yeah,
covering up like 200 of things and the new Cardinals that came
in said he was even said he was a douchebag you shouldn't even
be in
Cardinal douchebag. Yeah, that's good. Cardinal douchebag of
California. According to the IT cc s.org, which is the
international tribunal of into crimes of church and state,
which is a seems like a real spiffy outfit. They say Pope
Benedict resigned to avoid arrest and seizure of church
wealth by Easter.
Cardinal Mahoney says Name Mahoney right. Yeah, anyway, go
on.
So they're saying that diplomatic note was issued to
the Vatican just prior to the Pope's resignation? Because I
don't know this. Yes. You know what? I don't know. I really
don't know. i
Well, we'll find out with the Italian man.
We'll never find out. And by the way, the Italian slaves are
voting today.
Yeah, yeah, they vote to vote that comedians buddies in
you know, I've heard things about depot Grillo, which is not
so good. That this guy is actually a shill, and under the
guise of hahaha, oh, he's gonna bring in so much austerity.
People will be you know, just dying on the street.
That so that doesn't sound that doesn't ring. Right? doesn't
sound right. What do you mean? I mean, they if he's gonna be
promising one thing, and he'd deliver something completely the
opposite, like Obama, and they'd run him out.
It would never happen. They'd run him out that drone him and
Berlusconi, I think I'm telling you, Berlusconi still has a
shot.
Now, Wilson does have his followers. Yeah. Well, he's got
the media is what he has. Yeah, he owns he owns everything. So
but the rule in Italy is that it no publishing on poles, etc.
Because before, you know, obviously, that influences
people, which is a good rule to have, especially if you got one
guy owning all the media, but that's kind of what we should
have here in America. We don't have that we have, you know, the
media all owned by one corporation, or two. And we just
incessantly publish all kinds of polls and bullcrap and lies.
It's just what we do. I think there's there's another vote
somewhere. I think Cyprus is voting today. There's several
several votes going on. But good luck to everybody over there.
And I tell I Talia, Euro land. You'll get what you deserve. Not
really covered here in the United States of Gitmo nation,
the protest in Madrid. You see, they see the pictures of that,
oh, yeah, huge, huge of Spanish are just going ballistic.
They've been protesting left and right, millions of people
essentially, they will not cover it in the United States. They
don't want to give anybody any ideas. Because in fact, if you
look at the shadow stats guy out of San Francisco and what he
says is going on with the unemployment rate, which which
the government figures show is slowly dropping, he's his main
number, the shadow stat number is still going up. It's almost a
25% right now true unemployment, the United States, which is
about what it is in Spain,
only these are mainly young people who are at 50% or they're
at 50 or 60%. Yeah, they're just Oh, it's just crazy. But we
have we probably have a number like that for young people we
just don't get have anyone with the guts to publish it.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we do. You know, it's funny you know, the
so many people just come by and young people like hey, you know,
you know this yesterday. moving in, Hey, can I help out? You
know, 12 bucks an hour, I'll do whatever you want. Which is
better than minimum wage, which this man forgot about that.
That's They Might Be Giants who I will be interviewing on stage
here at South by Southwest.
Those guys that does that for one of their songs. Yes.
Yeah, those guys are very funny. They were kind of like, way
ahead of their time. Still are they're probably 10 years older
than I am now. I
don't know how old they are. It might be. So anyway, so you see
a lot of yes, you might be tall to
know They Might Be Giants, but I don't think they're tall. Hey,
oh. So we have very low unemployment in Texas. But I
will say that the it's not like, you know, people aren't going to
get no golden watch in 20 years. You know, this is gigs. People
are running around doing stuff jumping from here to there. Food
trucks. Man, we got the food trucks right nearby on South
Congress.
Food trucks are all over the country, they've taken off like
wildfire because people can't afford to open a real restaurant
to some of the food trucks. In fact, a lot of these shows on
Discovering America are about food trucks, and food trucks,
which I you know, I think really began with the taco truck on the
West Coast, and then evolved into the food truck, which is
also big in Europe. Apparently, our guys would once one or two
specialties and they can sell these things and actually make a
good living once they get to pay off the truck, which is about
$100,000.
Well, so we went to the there's right off South Congress right
near the Cross Street is like Monroe across from the south
Congress cafe. There's kind of like a playground and there's,
I'd say eight or nine food trucks. One of them is actually
I love because we saw this happen in San Francisco. It's a
yellow container. It's literally just a container that cut out a
door kind of little hole for the chimney. And they're just
selling grilled cheese cat and the line is off the hook. So
I've been thinking,
by the way, I was watching one of these things. Did you know
The grilled cheese sandwich was actually an invention during the
Great Depression. That was cheap weighty dinner. There you go.
And when you send the pictures when that guy was one of our
producers send us a photo they took the store of all the cheese
boxes. Yeah, on many of them it says mac and cheese dinner. But
do you see
where I'm going with this? John? Yeah, I'm telling you. We're
gonna do food trucks right we'll just do we're gonna do real
simple containers. Yellow it's the mac and cheese mac and
cheese everybody deserves their mac and cheese.
Your slaves get used to mac and cheese macaroni and shad are
melted together mac and
cheese mac and cheese and I think we actually we actually
say it that way. We have Mac and Cheese Curry Devorah consulting
is mac and cheese cheap macaroni and cheese cheddar melted
together yum yum. Or just to LG hashtag LG why? I'm telling you
it's a bonanza John they're standing in line for the frickin
for the grilled cheese Can you imagine if we actually did mac
and cheese
we are across from the in San Francisco said that American
grilled cheese company or whatever it's called it's packed
for people that were eating essentially let's let's get it
real now. Bread Depression,
depression, but um and for seven bucks they're paying seven bucks
for depression food weekend's unbelievable I'm telling you mac
and cheese and we'll throw in some bits of bacon yeah as a
specialty and you you give it on a
paid bacon
add bacon I'm telling you this is this is I have not seen a mac
and cheese food truck and if we ever want to really make it rich
this is the way to go. Because I was talking to the girls at the
dosa truck which is quite tasty but dosa you would have had a
dosa? I don't even know what you're talking about. It's like
it's like a mattress like you know like the the foam rubber on
the inside of a mattress. So that's they kind of put some
goop in there with some rice and then some chutney and it's
gluten free and whatever. Oh here it is d o s a dosa
and there's some images it's like it's like a burrito. Yeah,
but
but the burrito thing is like mattress foam. Kind of like
what's the what's the restaurant? The eat with your
hands. That's where people are starving in that country. Rocco?
No Oh no other other country were like Bie No. I want to say
not HOW COME ON not Vietnam
I'm looking at Disney so you get you get this big piece of
whatever the hell it is. It's got something in it. Yeah, it's
depend you get the dip.
Yeah. Hey, Oh, good idea from the chat room. We can do mac and
cheese with spam.
You could add spam. Yeah, that's AD AD spam $2. Okay, dosa is a
fermented crap or pancake made from rice batter and black
lentils. It's it's not it isn't a stable. It's mattress southern
India.
It's mattress foam. I
have no idea. Thank you tight, tight ends popular in Sri Lanka.
Ethiopia is what I was if you go to an Ethiopian restaurant, and
you get that same mattress foam. Because you don't have utensils
at the Ethiopian restaurant.
Oh, yeah, I've had this just this dish at home that Indian
restaurant
foam. So anyway, so I think I think we I think this is there's
a real business here for us.
Yeah, I think the mac and cheese truck could probably pack them
in.
I mean, it is the in fact, what are we waiting around for? I
don't know. We should just get on the stick. Right? Mickey's
like Ethiopia. Thank you, darling. Ethiopia. Don't you
know where people are starving. It's Ethiopia. Gosh,
they're always starving in Ethiopia. Yeah. I don't know why
they just don't move out.
Or eat some steak or something like that.
I'm going to show my school by donating to no agenda. Imagine
all the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fun
man I'm
loving that one. Well, hopefully, the sisters are above
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To Spanish that's a Spanish domain. But no, necessarily get.
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Yeah, your list is wrong. But anyway, thank
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Welcome to the no agenda producing family. Yeah, and he
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Thank you. Anonymous in Randwick, New South Wales.
I think if someone's anonymous, you don't read the note.
Some nice people want to read you to read a note as anonymous.
Okay. He said he had a deja vu moment recently. I said I may
have found a form Under the no agenda show, this is kind of
interesting the shows thinking about media assassination from
the 1890s.
Actually, I saw this email and I went to get the book.
That's an old book by Hilaire Belloc. And according to JC
buzzkill, Jr, this was a good friend of CK Chesterton, and I
guess Bernard Shaw, there's a group of these guys, it was like
a little club drinking club. Yeah. And I guess they were they
were unhappy with the bullcrap media in 1890. So we look back
and
imagine, imagine, change nothing. Yeah. But imagine they
had to sit around and I think they got to drink a lot more
than we do. Oh, yeah. Good. Waiting for the next newspaper
to come out. Beer. Yeah. And you and I is like we do this twice a
week, three hours each time. Yeah, they probably
wrote a book every so often. Yeah. Are they published it? The
Free Press? Is the name of the book from be ll OC. At night is
probably available on Amazon Gutenberg. You can get it on
Gutenberg didn't get the Gutenberg Project download to
your Kindle. Yep. And the book cites examples that are now
little known and which is probably everything gets
forgotten. We have to remind ourselves to some of the stuff
we've come up
with. Yeah, we do it. So I got the book. Of course, we've been
still unpacking boxes and you know, setting up a shop here in
the hideout. But it's on my reading list. So we'll get to
it.
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Sir John, John, you said you didn't care. Sir John Terada in
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very contrary when I listen to him on DH and plug give karma to
yourselves. Yeah. You've got karma exactly what I was afraid
of. And Andrew Wargo and wind him main 69 669 69 Andy the
AMCAP Wyndham main greeting from Gitmo nation landlocked salmon.
I've been a Boehner set or Bonner, he says since the summer
of 2011, so please give me a douchebag I heard a listener
donate from the town next to mine, so I took it as a sign to
donate to the best podcast and it was pretty cool. He's next
door to me. You
should do a meetup.
Yeah. Big meetup. And here we are. Let's
have a pizza.
Ah, he's next door but you can't get there from here. Value for
value is the wave of the future. Oh, well, maybe. Maybe. All
right, he needs some job karma.
We'll get back to them. And that wraps up karma. That wraps up
our segment
Chad added in Clarendon Hills Illinois. Double nickels on the
dime needs some job karma so I can provide for my wife and five
month old human resource keeping it short and right on Here's
your karma. Hope it happens for that karma. Oh Christopher
Walker 5510 Chris ready 5510 was Chris Walker is confused no
Chris No Christopher Walker and then Chris ruddy sort of
wet with and this makes this actually makes it's weird that
we'd have all these Chris's like on this spreadsheet like this oh
I think not and I that there was three of them Chris Witten in
millboro Virginia just says value for value private Huff in
New Jersey 5492 The amount is 5492 because 33 dot 33 times 33
dot 3333 to the three three to three to the 333 power notes to
the power so 3.33 to the power of 3.33 is 5492 longtime Boehner
douchebag I haven't donated a special episode 200 Though I did
miss about 200 episodes because I swore off politics
was that we don't do politics
or the benefit of my sanity. Sadly the last election cycle
suck sucked me back into your world of pipelines drones, mac
and cheese. I can't believe Adam brought up Rex I can also not
believe in the very same moment he did so I was making some
changes to a RX script at work.
Wait a minute. What fabulous fortune 500 company is running
on RX?
IBM I'm a senior programmer at a large financial processing firm.
Shocking mind blowing coincidence can only be assigned
from the frying spaghetti monster
which yes indeed the pasta foreign religion people people I
got several of these notes here. It's always starts off like
this. I can't believe I was surprised. You Didn't Know About
pasta firing ism. I think we've discussed the
spaghetti monster. Yeah, you need to de douching karma shot
with a splash a little gory. You've been de Deus. You've got
karma. Ando Yan is in. Arcadia, California. 50 likes a new job
karma have a recommendation, which you should send to no
agenda feedback in a feedback@outlook.com.
You know, when are you? How long have you been on the internet? I
mean, how long have you been doing broadcasting? You know
that people will not use this. This is like it's like people
never put the right subject line and they never click on the
right thing
to the newsletter. If they would just read. They leave the
subscribe. They
read the newsletter and think Oh, great. I'll send John a note
about this. This never works. And a
feedback. Kyle Bower is Oh give him he needs a
week does he need nothing you gotta read the note first.
I'm not gonna do read the notes limit the $50 donation 150
characters should be 140 that you read on the air for every
additional 10 bucks you get another 10 characters, it's a
little different. Not a bad idea. But it requires us
actually counting. And that would that would constitute your
sanity not um, they didn't even notice.
If you will be trying to game us when people maybe that would be
a good idea. You know, I just want to I just want value for
value. You know, it's like if you'd like what we're doing and
support us. I got a crazy note by the way,
and let's just get this over with Kyle Bauer 50 bucks that
we're done. We got no more.
No, that's no, I'm telling you. The solution is exactly what I
was afraid of. Like we'll make it short curry. Yeah, give me
give me no money that Thank you. Well, you made the segment
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Right? It's depression programming. Right? It is
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note from one of our producers. Do you remember the guy who sent
who said he wanted job karma for the hacienda?
Yeah, that place that he's fixing up in Mexico or
someplace? Yeah,
but the Hacienda is so here's I looked up his note hola Carlos
and something I counted something the spreadsheet
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please give me a deducing some word karma for hacia and the X i
X i m.com. Thanks from Jeremy Falk, and I got a number of
people who said, Oh my god, the guy who owns that Hacienda is
Robert gow, Robert guy was pretty much the the inventor of
Skull and Bones. So he was the he ran Georgia me
the inventors. He invented a game though But no,
he he was a huge skull and bones guy with George W. Bush.
Oh, you're talking about the club? The club. Exactly.
He also ran Bush's phoney oil company. What was it? The pata?
Pata pata?
So people are saying hey, what is that? And I'm saying if the
New World Order is donating, you guys are a bunch of cheap
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sizi step on. from Toronto Ontario thank you so much for
your support of the no agenda show the best podcast in the
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line. hookers and blow when poison Chardonnay hot pants and
those wedges and beer Rubenesque woman and rose a guy says and
sock a buck and Pinilla bong hits and bourbon sparkling cider
Ness scores and of course the illustrious mutton and Mead. And
remember I think we should add to the mix now.
You slaves can get the mac and cheese macaroni and shatter
melted together mac and cheese mac and cheese mac and cheese. I
like that bit the best.
Hey, go well, please do want
to make it cheap. You get the craft stuff stuff. And I Belvita
I think I would enjoy the Velveeta.
Why would anybody feed their kids that stuff? I have actually
made mac and cheese for the kids. But I make a gourmet
version with a very high end cheddar, some fresh cream, some
spices and maybe a touch of nutmeg, some pepper and salt and
an expensive Italian pasta.
When's the last time you went to the PIO box?
Oh, well, I meant to go to the PIO box. I unfortunately, we I
go there on Saturday to get to all the
mail. Right. When that's not the question was a little simpler
than that.
I go twice a week, twice a week. Yeah,
we've got someone complaining.
Yeah, I go there on Saturday. And there's someone has stuffed
a box into the PIO box that's bigger than the box and I can't
pull it out. So I have to go now later in the week and wait in a
miserable line. This particular post office always has this huge
line. And unless there's even if there's three people there, I'll
be there an hour. So don't expect anything from the PIO box
for a few days. Wow.
I wonder what I wonder what it is. I
was thinking of opening this package up from the outside, you
know, just opening and crushing the box and pulling it out. But
I figure it could be beer or something like that and a beer
be all over the fucking place.
Isn't the whole point of having a P Do boxes that this doesn't
happen that then the Postal Service
idiot at the post office shove this box in there. It's just
like a giant cork. It has clogged the box.
That makes no sense.
It makes no sense at all. And then when it says fragile all
over because I can see the end of the bugs worked out even
better. I would have pushed it back out onto the floor. But
with the worst fragile on device, what am I supposed to
do? So I have to wait. What are they complaining about? Tell me
send me a note us figure out what it is. Let's, here's a
clip. Here's a clip. You got so there's three I'm watching some
this VH one some of these crazy. And you're watching
VH one now. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, you're
watching bacon shows was a mistake.
Okay, let's get this good clip. This is some musicians telling
it telling their story, or how important their work is some
jazz musicians, and the clip is called the vortex.
Okay. Oh, for some reason now. What just happened? Wow. The
clip just literally disappeared. Hold on. The hell just happened?
in all caps. Yeah, no, I
know. But I tried to drag it into the system. And oh, here we
go.
We are three shamans on stage, offering up a vortex to all the
people out there. And we're bridging the gap between the
spiritual plane and the physical plane. And if you want to join
us, that's great. And if not, that's fine, too. We're gonna do
it anyway.
And the reason it works is because the vortex is the same
in all people. And when we go to it inside of ourselves, if the
listener goes to it inside of themselves, we're in the same
place.
What is the point of this?
I would like to know myself. What are these guys? What is
this? These word musicians explaining their their art?
Do you somehow think that the second half of the show is just
meant to to play bullshit? I mean, it's okay. I mean, it's it
seems like a great place for you to mock me. But I'm not so sure
that you can just play crap.
I'm not mocking you. Are you talking about the vortex coming
up?
I think I think your vortex snow good. It's no good.
Resources. No entry second. Entry Second Chances are fifth
story on front asteroid Apocalypse again.
That's it second half of the show. That was it. Then we just
do this. Yeah, asteroid apocalypse. Apocalypse again.
That's all I got the having another asteroid coming through.
Yeah, it's just nonstop. No, no, actually good news. Officials in
Texas announced Thursday. State troopers are no longer allowed
to open fire on suspects from helicopters. They are banning
the
ship and shooting it people from choppers immigrants
yes apparently they've been shooting it immigrants from
helicopters I'm sorry undocumented Americans I'm sorry
I love it I didn't know this was happening.
I didn't know that was happening either. There's only one oh wolf
hunts I think
that's great. And they had they complain about Sarah Palin come
on the shoot new people
okay, so I have a segment All right. I have several but I was
just a one shot so it's like it's an it's kind of a quiz.
This is the new segment Anchorman drunk or not drunk
elicit you tell me
Okay, anchor Well, it's it's man so it can't be Diane Sawyer
because that would be drunk. But this is Anchorman drunk or not
drunk. On the no agenda show
NASA and Johns Hopkins University released a new colour
image of our solar systems hottest planet. Here's a look at
Mercury in colour. And ask them Johns Hopkins University Applied
Physics Department released this false colour image of the planet
but this is not what Mercury would look like to the naked
eye. Instead, astronomers say it illustrates so many different
chemicals and minerals that make up this scorchingly hot planet.
I'll say not drunk, just the Dyslexic he
said as Strama nors because he's not drunk and John's hot, hot
skin. opskins dyslexic is it twice. And then at the end of
the guys report came on. The guy's name's Mark. He says
thanks for the report marks.
I like that. I think we should have if TV news was like that
all the time. I'd be watching drama nerds strong winners
because then it wouldn't be actually, you know, like
entertaining. Now instead, you know, this is the kind of news
reporting that we You get I think everyone everything has
come to a standstill here and your batteries are dead. No, I
don't think it's the maybe it is the battery. What is no? Oh,
here we go
new research reveals diet soda they also play a role in the
risk for type two diabetes. It's data from 66,000 Women who
showed the both diet and sugar sweetened sodas were linked to a
higher rate of diabetes. But diet drinkers had the highest
chance of developing the condition. Experts say these
findings don't mean diet drinks cause diabetes, but they may
suggest those who are prone to it tend to consume more low
calorie drinks, to studies published in the American
Journal of Clinical Nutrition.
I love that story. But really aspartame is not good for you.
Is that is that the essence of the story? And people are like,
Wow, man, I had no idea. diet drinks are not good for you. Oh,
no. So you sent me. You sent me a link, which I think one of our
human resources sent in about this letter that veterans are
receiving now.
Oh, I just sent you I don't have a link. Yeah, I did. Right.
Yeah, the veterans are getting. They're determining that most
veterans coming back from Afghanistan or
Iraq or whatever you
shouldn't they shouldn't be allowed to buy guns.
So here's the notice that it's unclear how many but it could be
1000s or 10s of 1000s or hundreds of 1000s of veterans
are receiving. So here's a copy of one Department of Veteran
Affairs. We've received in from so it's personally addressed
that we have received information showing that because
of your disabilities, you may need help in handling your
Department of Veteran Affairs benefits. This letter explains
the evidence we received what you must do with this
information, the impact on you and your VA payments if we
decide that you cannot handle your benefits, and when the
Veteran Affairs will make a final decision. So this can be
so first of all, what information did we receive we
received a report from the Portland VA Medical Centre on
December 3 2012. This evidence indicates that you are not able
to handle your VA benefit payments because of a physical
or mental condition. This is I mean, this whole letter is so
disturbing. When someone it's like it's a form letter,
obviously. And you're getting it because you know someone ratted
on you. And it's either physical or mental. It's not even
specified. You can file a complaint within 60 days, but
you have to like get your information within 30 days and
you have to bring your own witness and they can't they
won't pay for anything. But then all of a sudden, it says we'll
see where is it. Under what happens if you are rated
incompetent, so that could be mental or physical. If VA
decides that you are incompetent to handle your benefit payments,
VA may appoint a fiduciary to manage your payments, all your
payments will be made directly to your fiduciary this person or
institution must use your VA payments for your personal care
is responsible to VA for how the payments are used. And then a
determination of incompetency will prohibit you from
purchasing possessing, receiving or transporting a firearm or
ammunition. If you knowingly violate any of these
prohibitions, you may be fined imprisoned or both pursuant to
the Brady Handgun Violence Prevention Act. So the basically
this is a form letter that is disarming veterans regardless
whether you whether your condition is mental or physical.
And you're not like you're not even allowed to look at you can
think you can even watch CIS on TV
Well, apparently even if you go into the VA so you know I'm
pretty depressed or you're you have if you have post traumatic
stress, well, that's not what it says it says if no, that's what
that is saying. This is how the letter gets generated. Yeah.
According to the news reports, so you don't normally you just
don't don't get this letter unless you've showed up
somewhere and said, you know, felt pretty bad last week, you
know, I could no crap sentimental letter,
but then letter says mental or physical? Yeah. mental or
physical?
Yeah. So maybe we show the limp you got your baby you had my
back hurts back? Yeah, anything? Yeah.
So anything then he gets the letter right.
Yeah. Because Because why would you send everyone the letter?
Why take a chance?
You don't want crazy people having guns do Yeah,
you don't want you're the you're the part of this operation. You
go hey, I can be in the Senate with the letter the guys shot up
a school. So no, everyone gets a letter. You do anything you say
you say boo. letter letter. Yeah, I know. They would love to
disarm the entire US public this way, by the way.
Well, they're on their way. figured it out. Yeah, they're on
their way on their way. A little recap, we talked about the
actually that was we got kudos for talking about our Adam
Lanza. Anders Brevik connection or non connection. So a lot of
people said that we were incorrect about the reloading of
weapons in games. I think. I know I'm not I don't think
you're a gamer. Are you? John? You're not a gamer. I
used to play Doom.
Doom, right? On dos. I played, I played Doom on DOS, same thing.
And we had a server at the office. I remember watch the
kids play now. I mean, Jay is a big fan of the French game,
Assassin's Creed. He pretty much keeps up with all the important
games.
So should we be doing this? Should we be? Are we missing
out? Is there something are we not doing?
You? How much time do you have on your hands? You're
complaining to me about getting clips at the vortex guys?
Well, I think you can do so you got time to do some gaming? Why
don't you do a little gaming a little less vortex clips, or get
a clip from the game? Because if we'd been gaming, we would have
known the following. Here's Andrew Richter says I'm a bit
later on this one will want to drop a note about reloading and
video games. The comment in that clip is accurate popular shooter
games have been dumbed down to an extreme, the ammo was no
longer kept in magazines, you have what is essentially a big
bag of bullets that magically appear in magazine form when
your character goes through the reload animation. For example,
instead of 10 or 30 round magazines, you now just have 300
bullets. So you may have 30 in the mag, and 270 bullets in the
bag. If you fire five and reload your character removes the
magazine pops in a new one. And you'll have 30 in the mag 265 in
the bag. So I think that actually says that the comment
is still incorrect. Because if this is what Lanza was thinking,
and he was reloading before his magazine was empty, then this is
this is not the culture of a mass murderer, who's who's a
gambler. But
the other thing is how many you're going to weigh yourself
down with a whole slew of magazines, you take two or three
shots, pull one out, throw it away and put a new one in. I got
it doesn't make any sense. I
got another note. Remember, this guy is supposed to have some
sensory issues that kids couldn't touch him at school and
couldn't fit. Well. How does that work when you're shooting a
gun? How does that work? So all of a sudden your sensory
problems are gone. You don't it's not like guns are loud. I
mean, this is not a problem for him. Anyway, we had a previous
clip even before that with Erin Burnett, talking about Grand
Theft Auto teaching you how to kill hookers. Remember that
clip? Yeah. So I got a real some really good feedback from Adam
in Pittsburgh. He says first of all, the woman who made the
comment about getting points for killing hookers in Grand Theft
Auto needs a little bit of explanation. You don't get
points for killing hookers. You actually have to spend your hard
earned money gleaned from running drugs and executing hits
on people to get a hand job blowjob or the full service from
the hooker then, since you need to take the hook or to a dark
alley to banger so the cops don't see you. A smart gamer
will always get out of the car after the hooker gets out. And
using a knife or a baseball bat will kill the hooker so you can
get your money back. And as a bonus any other money she might
have gotten from tricks that she turned that night. So it's not
true that you Oh,
yeah, I thought I was on Yeah, sounds right.
This sounds sounds right. I mean, that sounds like it's
right. You don't you don't just kill the hooker
or burn it gets her when she can these new writers? Ah, yeah,
well, another sure she does, you know, a Grand Theft Auto is
another gig we're not gonna get. And here is. So tonight we have
the big celebration, the big Illuminati fest of the
entertainment industrial complex. And yeah, and again,
tonight we'll have two movies on deck. We have of course, the the
historical, historically accurate, Lincoln, where
Lincoln's all about the 13th amendment. He freed the slaves
and stop the war. And everything was beautiful. And that's all he
did. He wasn't you know, gay or depressed or any of the things
that we actually read in the historical record? No, no.
Fantastic. Steven Spielberg sending this DVD to middle
schools all across the country so they can learn the truth
about the Civil War and about Lincoln. And then of course more
modern we have Ben Affleck his direct directorial celebratory
piece of work Argo, another fantastically accurate piece,
although not exactly according to Former President Jimmy
Carter.
The only thing that I would say was that 90% of the
contributions to the ideas and the conservation of the plan was
Canadian. And the movie gives almost full credit to the
American CIA and with the movie is very good. But Ben Affleck's
character in the film was only he was only in Tehran a day and
a half. And the main hero, in my opinion, was Ken Taylor, who was
a Canadian ambassador who orchestrated the entire process.
So I saw the movie, the Canadiens again. Yeah, again,
screw your Canucks. I mean, but not just a little bit. I mean,
the Ken Taylor the Never Was this his idea. It was John
Goodman. You know, all these brilliant guys and Ben Affleck.
And they were, you know, they were making fake Hollywood
movies. And they were genius. But it turns out, it was the
ambassador, who, by the way, of course, was the hero because he
hit all these people in his house.
I remember when that happened. And I was, and it was annoying,
because nobody would help us except for the Canadians. And
then the Canadians who actually risks a lot to get the Americans
out and kind of save them was well known. It was actually
reported that way in the media, but over time, screw the
Canadians. Let's just take all the credit ourselves. It's our
boys in the CIA. That's right. Well, yes, exactly. Well, and of
course, Ben Affleck. You know, he's certainly one of those guys
that keeps he doesn't he have a piece of the African action
somewhere? One of those? Oh, Congo. I think he's Congo. Yeah,
he could be Congo. Yeah. So he actually works, probably for the
CIA or State Department of State Department. Academy snubbed and
they wouldn't give him director oil credit at all. So know
how much we know, interesting, you know, more than I expected.
And I think that's probably the reason because of the, you know,
there are Canadians in lots of them, as a matter of fact, in
the academy. So, really, they all notice this, this is
bullcrap.
Well, you know that. For an actor, it's a real problem for
for actors who are on an O one, or any other type of work visa.
Because the there's so much extra paperwork and hassle, with
foreign.
So when you're filming in Vancouver, this becomes a
problem. No,
no, obviously not. But when you hire them in the United States,
you have to go through all kinds of legal hassles and have to
break. So essentially, Miss Mickey was doing auditions in
Los Angeles. All the times be like, yeah, no, that's great.
But you know, it's like so much hassle we had to bring in
lawyers to hire you. And like, Well, why bother? We got JLo.
Yeah, well, it's nobody is paperwork. This whole country is
inundated with paperwork.
Yeah, we're like Russia. The former
more like Italy in the golden era of bureaucracies. But yeah,
no, that's what I want to complain to my son, there was
somebody did a report on how many regulations are being
written up a month, and it's in the 1000s. Or maybe it's done on
a daily basis. It's just like, ridiculous, and nobody knows
what these are. And you're always in violation. It's like
the Soviet Union. You're right, Russia, because you're always in
violation, even though you don't know it. I mean, the whole key
to success in Russia during the Soviet era, was that you're all
what you whatever you did, do you could have been thrown in
jail because you were breaking some law, whether you knew it or
not. Right. And in fact, even when I visited the Soviet Union,
when it was still the Soviet Union, and to even get into the
country, you had to break the law, because at the airport
there, they have these carts that were outside there,
actually, to get the car to move your luggage.
When was this? What year was this? Because I've also been to
the Soviet Union before David Hasselhoff brought down the
wall. Yeah,
it was about a year before the wall collapsed.
What year were you there? No, not
the wall. It was a year before the before. Before the Soviet
Union, like 89.
So I was there in 88.
Okay, well, anyway, to get these cards, you had to use a ruble.
Alright, Sheen, which means you had to have ruble, which you
couldn't take out of the country, which means you were
coming back into the country with a ruble, which means you
were violating the law
you violate Yeah, exactly. So to get into, you had to violate the
law. Yeah, it was like it's just the whole thing was set up. It
was rigged. So you were always in violation of the law. And
I've always thought that was a kind of a genius idea. So every
citizen could be arrested at the drop of a hat. And you could
just dig around, figure something out, and you know, he
violated some law. And that's pretty much what we've gotten.
Now.
I remember when we left on the Moscow music Peace Festival, and
we were told specifically, do not take any Russian currency
with you if they for some reason, decide to frisk you or
search With the airport and they find you with the rubles, they
can throw you in jail. So of course we all took rubles. I
mean, obviously I listen to that. Hey, here's an idea for
after the show today, John. Wolfenstein 3d.
Wolfenstein 3d. Yeah,
don't you remember? Yeah, that was that was right after kind of
doom bide. It was from the vessel Wilson's Castle over from
the makers of doom. This is our this is our level of gaming.
Yeah, yeah. Can't wait.
For the younger younger generation, they can play them
games on their hands,
so of course with the with the big the big seaQuest stration.
And all this, but which, by the way, I'm pretty sure that the
President and the Congress could at any time just say, You know
what, we're not going to do this stupid thing. Am I nuts? Or can
we? I mean, have we just been trained into this? Oh,
Armageddon is happening in five more days. Can they can all just
get together, have a meeting and go, Okay, we're not going to do
this, right? Yep. They could do that anytime. Right. So the
entire process, including the President, they're all
terrorised. They are terrorists. They are adherence to al Qaeda.
They are terrorising the American drone. Right. So, peek
tip Pistole there of the TSA is talking to both Did you see this
video of the three year old girl in the wheelchair? That, oh, if
you haven't seen this, you must, you gotta just you can use the
Googles. But to this girl has spinal bifida, which is a
terrible disease. And she's, she's going to Disneyland and
she's in her wheelchair. And of course, you know, she comes to
the airport. The TSA is like, you got to get out of the
wheelchair. We're gonna
we're gonna pat you, dad. just label it. Here. Give me that
stuff doll. I'm putting it through the scanner.
And the kids terrible little girl. Yes. And the kids. Here's
Old St. Louis international Lambert,
and the kids crying and then the mom is videotaping this on her
iPhone, TSA here at the Lego the video device slave, which is not
that's a lie.
And so of course, you know, then the blogger Bob of the TSA. You
know, he everyone's like backpedalling these guys. I'm
sorry. I mean, this whole the sequestration is great. I hope
the I hope no one can fly hope the whole TSA is put on
furlough, which is the perfect term by the way furlough it's
fine for now. It used to be used for prisoners. Okay, so you
people, you TSA people, you are prisoners of the state. You're
evil. You're trained to be evil. I'm so sorry for you. I feel
really really bad for you. It's fucking jobs programme that
you're put on. Shit. You know, we all should just face it.
nation's broken when our all servicing each other with
stupid, stupid jobs, and he's terrorising children, and here's
your boss apologising for you slave your
reaction to this widely publicised incident this week, a
little three year old girl in a wheelchair with spinal bifida.
She was stopped where their mother are going through
security and it's been seen widely on YouTube. I think there
have been hundreds of 1000s of hits over there you see this
little girl crying you've looked into this I'm sure what happened
because it causes so much bad publicity for TSA administrators
and officials.
Oh well, bro. Let me tell you. We love terrorising little kids.
Spinal Bifida my ass cries slave.
Well, let me start by saying that as a father of two
daughters, I empathise with this family and regrets and and sorry
for the inaccurate information that we provided to that family
as they went through the airport security. So given that, we have
actually made a number of changes, oh, number of changes,
particularly over the last year, year and a half.
How he does this, he's good. By the way, we've made a number of
changes over the past year, year and a half, which actually
includes people over 75 I think and under 12 don't have to go
through this ordeal. And but they're still doing it. This is
the entire point of the inconsistency of the system move
away from that one size fits all security and actually change the
policies for children 12 and under and the elderly, 75 and
older. So situations like this would not occur. And so in this
instance, after several minutes of having a supervisor come in
and what we call the passenger Support Specialist. There you
go.
That's what I wanted to hear. So, next time you opt out. I
think we all should ask for a passenger Support Specialist. Do
you think there's one in every TSA station John or every
airport or
well It could be none it could be bullcrap. Because I
tried to find out what this is. And was not wrong. Yes, this is
the office of pss
pss pss
Support Specialist. What is this? Passenger Support
Specialist? You see I I really couldn't find this. It's full of
crap. I mean, there's there's no the lie. There's nothing on the
TSA blog about this. They have they have a passenger advocate,
okay. They it's like the ombudsman different. Well, they
Well, they're calling it the passenger support specialists in
every everything I could find. Anyway, let's consult.
Lucy was not given a pat down, went through the alternate
screen that we had set up for situations like this, and then
they were able to go on their vacation and and then then
return in a timely manner.
So what bothers me about this is Wolf Blitzer. She says, she's
like, not critical. It's like, oh, okay, good job. Yeah, he
great. I totally by your, your explanation there. You didn't
terrorise the child. It's not fact that every single TSA
employee understands the rules differently. There are even
different rules that are some airports where they say you
can't film even though you can have signs, you know, then they
have this. If you were born before 1928, keep your jacket
on. Thanks. I guess the question is, you know why? Every few
weeks we see an incident like this. I know, it must be very
frustrating to you as well.
What I mean, is that a journalist, wow. He said
supporting them. Oh, no, that has been a robbery every, you
know, every couple of weeks. And I hope it's not too
inconvenient.
Yeah, so since we've changed the policy, again, for the children
12 and under, and also the 75 and older. We've, at least
anecdotally, I've heard fewer and fewer complaints. You know,
we do a screen As folks know, a number of people between 1.71
point million people every day.
Is that an unbelievable number or what 1.7 million slaves
touched and groped and scanned and beamed every day,
nearly 450 airports, we strive obviously to provide the most
effective security, but also to do that in the most professional
way. And usually we hit the mark in that what sometimes we don't
and when we when we make mistakes, we apologise the
Federal Security Director of St. Louis spoke with a father
apologised. And then we tried to make sure that if we need to do
retraining, if we need to refocus our efforts in that
regard, then that's exactly what we do. Now.
What can we do? Can we turn this into a promotion? Yeah, I think
we can.
As somebody who travels a lot around the world I'm talking
about me
because you know, I visited the pope I visit presidents Queens
kings high travel around the world. Hi, I'm broth Whistler.
You know, I've noticed that when I whenever I travel in the
United States, I obviously have to take off my shoes, when you
go through the TSA lines, but when you go to London or
Amsterdam or Paris or Rome, you go through Europe, you don't
have to take off your shoes. Why? Why the diff? Why the
discrepancy?
What do you think the answer is going to be? We need to do
something about that.
But because obviously the shoe bomber we came out of the Paris
operation, who probably didn't take off his shoes there is now
going to be leaving from the United States. And
he won't leave from it. He won't leave from anywhere else. This
is so true. You fly from Amsterdam, which is where the
underwear bomber originated from. Yeah, you can keep your
shoes on. You can go to the magnetometer.
You don't have to love the plane. Yeah, Cecil, we don't
want you blown up the plane leaving the country and if an
insurance policy ah,
gosh, of course it all dates back to December of 2001 was
Richard Reid, the shoe bomber? There you go. So it's a policy
decision here in us but as we explore policy decision,
ah, it's not really about security. It's a policy
decision. Thank you for clearing that and
the known and trusted traveller population. We actually expect
approximately 45 to 50 million people this year to be able to
keep their shoes on as it goes through security screening. Oh,
how can with the European Union to have consistency and
harmonisation in many regards. We're also working with
technology manufacturers to ensure the best possible
detection capabilities for shoes, shoes, numbers, shoe
detection,
proud technology, John shoe detection technology
efforts, cool that are ongoing, but here it is right of silicate
that but the best way people can have an The highest assurance of
being able to keep their shoes on is to sign up for a trusted
traveller programmes. Customs Border Protection programme, you
submit an application online, you go in for an interview is
$200 for five years or $20 a year, it's one of those good
bargains government still offers. So it's something that
we encourage anybody who flies with any frequency, rather,
whether just domestically or clearly internationally to sign
up for customs border protection as Global Entry programme. That
is a great deal. That's a great, so we took the terrorization the
total terrorist actions against a three year old child in a
wheelchair, and we've turned it into a promotion for the TSA
PreCheck Global Entry programme. It's just amazing to me.
Amazing. Good work. Yeah, both. What have you learned both?
Nothing. What is this Gilmore gang clip you've got?
Oh, that's for you later, though. Okay, we'd be unless you
want to bore the audience?
No, no, I don't want to but it's funny because I happen to watch
an episode yesterday,
it's probably the same one. So here's a just play this little
because there's a little meme in here that I think is great. This
is apparently over the 60 minutes over the weekend, they
had some guy, and they're just jumping all over him because he
thinks that this whole panda thing because the Chinese have
eliminated the word the pandas could actually live in the wild.
And he believes it is all the, you know, multi 10s and hundreds
of millions of dollars spent on saving the panda is just
creating a zoo animal. That's all we're ever gonna see of this
thing, because it's not can't. But she has a little thing at
the end, a little punch line. That kind of I think is it's
almost like a show titled worthy
up to 200 species going extinct every day. He says it makes no
sense to spend so much money, trying to save just one.
I don't want the panda to be extinct. I don't want anything
to be extinct on my watch. But ultimately, let's not waste vast
amounts of money trying to prevent it when we could use
that money far more efficiently, far more optimally. somewhere
else.
What about the argument that if you take the panda out of the
equation, if the panda is not the symbol on the masthead,
nobody gives money.
I think that if they took the panda off the letterhead, other
animals would fill that void pretty quickly. And very sadly,
they could replace that with a tiger cup. And people would
would give generously.
One thing people might say is Who are you to play God? Who are
you to decide that we shouldn't save the panda?
Who would like to play God? They pick the cute, cuddly one. Why
don't they pick a snail? Or a caterpillar? Or playing God?
They're playing survival of the cutest in my books.
I've got a slug.
That's survival of the cutest.
I love that. That's very good. Because that's it. That's that
is every reality show on television right there survival
of the cutest. Yeah, that makes total well you know, the WWF was
started by Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands is seen as a
front group for the New World Order. Interesting that the
Chinese symbol is essentially used as their symbol. He's also
the founder of the Bilderberg Group.
Let's do interesting coincidence here because the WWE used to be
the or the web F used to be the World Wrestling Federation, and
they created a sub cult within the organisation called New
World Order. Seriously, when they did this, they got sued by
WWF to change their W W F to WWE II and they won
it because they're like, Hey, we got the lock on this new world
order thing, man. What do you think we're doing here? All
right, you know, we created this whole front. Now you're going to
take that? I don't think so. That makes sense. Anyway, I like
that. That's a good one. So the final thing that really really
just got my goat and I'm sure you you heard about this. So how
long have I been following Haiti since the since the day the
earthquake the day after the earthquake? Well, the day the
earthquake happened we've been following the money I just I
need to reiterate one more time that we had huge benefits
Clooney Clinton, we had Bush television here we had this we
just need cash. I know a lot of people want to send blankets or
water just send your cash
billions of dollars.
Billions of dollars collected. Only several 100 million got
through it's all been you know, the army to the Navy took money
for the having their aircraft carrier. All these NGOs just
keeping white people employed all this bull crap. Just
everyone taken money. Everyone on the take they tried to put in
a musician as the president. He got cocky. They took his
bandmate put him in. You know the Clintons got a hotel that
Oh, Putting up the iron market. That literally, they're
literally living it up in hotels in Haiti. And still hundreds of
1000s of people are eating mud cakes in tents. Not it's not a
dime being spent on these people. And then the UN comes
in. And the the Nepal blue helmets, brought in cholera,
cholera. And so hundreds of 1000s of people got caught. I
think it was like 200 215,000 100 215,000 Haitians
were treated for cholera, about eight or 9000 died, because they
put the guts out. Thanks. Hey, thanks you when and now? The UN
is saying, Well, that's all fine and dandy, but you can't
actually put the blame on us. We're not assuming any
responsibility. Screw you screw you pooping. Haitians
do deny it but not plausibly. The they appointed a panel of
four experts, those experts presented pretty substantial
evidence that the UN was responsible, the UN still refuse
to take responsibility. But since then, two of their experts
have have said that they now think the UN is responsible. UN
Special Representative to Haiti, Bill Clinton said that the UN
was the quote, the proximate cause of the caller in Haiti.
But really what the UN is doing is saying, you can't sue us, we
will not give you your day in court. So we don't really need
to defend ourselves on the merits. The UN is is by its
mission, trying to establish the rule of law. And certainly no
one in Haiti will take the UN sermons on the rule of law
credibly, when when the UN itself is refusing to to obey
the law. And it's not just in Haiti, this is something that
that is that is a challenge for the UN throughout the world. I
first got to Haiti as a UN Human Rights Officer. And I know that
one of the things we try to do is to convince people to put
their personal interests aside and to let the law work things
out. And the UN's blatant failure to do that in this
situation is subversive of all the UN's work throughout the
world. No, screw you, Haiti. Poupon that's amazing. And so
the big conversation I heard there, Barton, National Treasure
NPR, pod, you know, for some reason I keep catching this.
It's called the barbershop. Do you ever heard this
show? No. Never heard of this show ever? Oh.
So they get like a whole bunch of douchebags on Skype or some
crappy phone connection. And they talk about topics. It's
this whole idea of the five or the one, you know, it's like,
everyone's trying to do it now analysis. But the problem with
all of these experts and pundits is they all have something to
promote, you see, and that's why it's not interesting, because,
you know, they're always promoting their agenda, which is
why we're so awesome. Because we have no agenda. We got nothing.
We got nothing to promote. We're getting nothing. We are like the
Haitians, except we're not quite pooping out cholera.
Yeah. Yeah, that could happen
at any moment. And then just, you know, just talk and talking,
like well be you know, the UN won't go and help anybody if,
you know, they can get sued and they
say, Oh, they're apologists just Yeah,
but just get rid of the whole UN thing then the act like the UN
all of a sudden has its own superduper great NGO entity
which of course it is. But whatever happened to the idea
that it was the United Nations and hands across the America and
and we all we are the world and we're gonna go help people. Now.
It's like these Nepalese guys how much they got paid four
times their normal salary. The Nepalese military who put on the
blue helmets. They didn't care. This is a bonanza when this
happens. You know what that money came from? From your $10
that you texted you stupid slave?
Well, we call it right away, and it's followed the pattern in a
disgusting
way. And George Clooney should be ashamed of yourself. George
Clooney ashamed.
Just a shame. We talked about Clunies look of guilt when that
one guy called him out on one of those things. Yeah,
he was like, Oh, no. And don't don't highlight me, brother. I
did not. They forced me.
Yeah, sure. They did. Actually. Of course, they
made him do it. Meanwhile, the coincidence could not be any
greater in The Washington Post. The big newspapers at the post
though, I think. Yeah, the Washington Post. I have here
Friday, February 22. I have a scan of it. It's in the show
notes on way too. Can we go? Notice of dissolution of the
Clinton Bush Haiti fund, to the creditors of and the claimants
against the clock Hinton Bush Haiti fund notice is hereby
given by the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund, in parentheses, the
company, which was dissolved by the filing of a certificate of
dissolution in the office of the Department of the State of the
State of Delaware on December 31 2012, that all creditors have
and claimants against the company are hereby required to
present in writing and in detail, their claims respective
accounts and demands against said company at 515. Oh, 1k
Street, northwest, blah, blah, on or before the 22nd day of
April 2013. Or such claims accounts and demands shall be
forever barred as against the property of the company and his
directors dated this 15th day of February 2013. So they're just
cleaning up the evidence.
Nice, right? Oh, yeah. Great. Catch us catch of the day.
Yeah. Well, that's our producers. I mean, obviously, I
don't read the Washington Post. But that's how we roll. I've got
it. Got it. I've got the scan. Right for
that was your great. Not awesome. Yeah, it's a beauty s.
And we are we surprised no, are stunned by
this. These guys. These guys need
cash. I know people want to send blankets or water. Just send
your cash.
So if you got any claim, you know, we should send a note. Hi,
on behalf of the cholera pooping people of Haiti, we'd like our
$2 billion. Please don't just take them to court.
Somebody should take him to court. Please. This is a scam.
One of the few countries I will say one of the few countries in
the world that ever stood up and bought themselves out of flavour
of slavery, slavery. They told the French Get the hell out.
Right?
Yeah, pretty much. And then
the French said, Well, you will owe us I said, Okay, we'll take
that, whatever. And now look where they are. Right back where
they started?
Yes, because they didn't play the game properly.
And they should hire the courier for our consulting group in
future. I
don't think we can do anything for him.
Do we need to talk about this horse meat thing, which now
seems to be every country in the world is discovering they're
eating horse meat? No, okay. Because, you know, they've
discovered in America that when
I first brought it up, you nixed the whole idea that we should
discuss it in the first place
because that was in the UK now. It's Italy. Now. It's
everywhere. Now everyone's testing is a trend. The real,
the real thing that I think is going to pop is that people are
going to discover that they're not eating the fish that's being
advertised.
Oh, that's been going on forever. You know,
people buying red snapper, which is actually tilapia. Yeah. We
just like the biggest Gitmo fish in the world. Yeah, tilapia and
the salmon. They just
smoke flopped, is like canola oil of fish.
It's not I don't think it even deserves that. tilapia. They
feed fish to make fish.
Yeah. Well, it's just a kind of a double whammy. Yeah, it's so
but you think you're getting to nine your favourite sushi
restaurant the thing again?
What's like the grass fed beef scam? Oh, tell me about that.
grass fed beef, generally speaking is the beef before it's
sent to the US all beef right away usually is brought up grass
fed. So you get the thing a certain age. And then you take
these beasts and then you send him to a finishing house, which
is a place where they fatten them up with a bunch of grain
and all this other stuff. So they have a horse. So they have
the grass fed beef. And then they it's a wholesale item. And
then it goes to the finishing house where they put a lot of
money and effort into getting the thing bigger. And then they
sell it that at some other price. Right? Well, it should be
grass fed beef should be cheaper. It should not be more
expensive.
Right? Because it's not fatten up.
Yeah, because it didn't fatten it up and spend money on Yeah,
well, no,
I mean, so what you're saying is the pricing is a scam. Right?
It's a scam and the pricing is a scam shots.
Right? Totally. Now, if you go and like we do we get our grass
fed beef directly from the grower. We're paying like two
bucks a pound for it. Yeah, you see this stuff in the stars like
1820 bucks a pound 25 Pros grass fed crazy. It's a total scam.
It's unbelievable. And everyone's laps it up. They lap
it up lap lap lap,
because they think that's great for them.
But it is better meet actually, generally speaking, it's got
less fast got all these beneficial, but it's not. It
shouldn't be it should be cheaper. Yeah.
Well, I just wish that I buy my meat directly from from the meat
guy who processes while he does. He takes it to be processed but
he grows. Everything is his until the animal is killed and
sliced up to bits. But I wish I could find fish around here but
we really don't have that you have to go.
You're in the middle of I know. I know. It's a problem fish
country. It's a problem. It's a problem. Why you just crave fish
Yeah Chris fish is very important and of course the fish
that we're getting is from the Gulf which is you gotta wonder
you gotta
You don't have to use any oil.
You gotta wonder all right big man play us out. What do you
got? None but you got you got you got something here don't you
got
it. Okay, we got it you want to hear your favourite guy? My
favourite shirt Clark on Hacker and state government one he's
off to a new gig. He's at the governor's conference trying to
sell his consulting services because you know, Richard Clark,
the ex CIA guy is nothing more than a genius when it comes to
computer technology.
Mr. Clark, what do you believe are the most important what what
do you believe is the most significant cybersecurity threat
facing state?
Governor, I think I would distinguish between the most
significant threat and the most likely. So the most significant
threat would be an attack by either state government like
China or Iran, or a non state actor, like Hezbollah that took
down the power grid, or caused pipelines to blow up or cause
trains to derail. I think the emergency response that you do
for those sorts of things is similar to hurricanes. But there
are some distinct differences. And I think knowing what you
would do and exercising it is very important, knowing what
authorities you have in those situations, and knowing who the
right people are, and who to call them and what they will do.
That's the most significant threat. The most likely threat
is happening every day. And that is people are hacking into your
networks and writing themselves checks.
Oh my god, he doesn't at the very last moment of the show.
It's unbelievable. Clip. Wow, I didn't think we'd have one at
all. Oh, my God, that's an evergreen right there. They're
writing Holy
crap, buddy. Yeah, trains are gonna be derailed this. You know
what he did? I pipelines are blowing up. I believe he went to
the y2k playbook. We've all forgotten about why, you
know, we talked about it just the other day. No.
The playbook is wide open for exploitation. And so we're gonna
have trains derailed by Hezbollah using computers. John,
we have a hacker oh my god, we're John, what's going on?
My goodness, yeah.
Checks as we speak.
Yeah. writing checks. That's the worst thing that in my bank
account writing a check. Hey, come to my house on Monday. So
we can do the bills together and you can write some checks. If
only I mean, I can't even transfer money from one bank to
the other electronically in this country. Are you kidding me?
That writing checks? You know, so this is okay. So we work for
a living you know, we have taken a we enjoy being productive
people. I think we're contributing to society in some
small, insignificant pinhead way. But when we are both good
dead and gone, I think there's enough work out there that
someone for a while we'll say any of those guys either with a
Jay Leno? Yeah.
Yeah. Well, maybe we'll get a plaque somewhere. So a plaque
could be good, insignificant spot, you know? And they'll say,
Oh, yes. You know, like, like the guy, there will be somewhere
in the future. Someone will say, hey, like, that guy had
Gutenberg, you know, oh, these guys were talking about that in
1890. So and some kids in the future would be like, Oh, wow.
Remember, you know, the slavery thing that we're all susceptible
to? There were two guys you know, back in the internet days,
remember those? When people were hacking into your accounts and
writing checks, they were actually working trying to give
people information. It's too bad too little people listen to
them. But now it was a we choose that path. And then you get a
guy like Richard Clarke, who just kicks back and just lies
and talks whatever crap and makes millions of dollars
selling this BS just the consultancy alone. I should have
listened we should have gone into public office I mean that
you should have we blew that's the bonanza. See, we thought
that back in the day you were a civil servant, and you served
and you know, and that was really a heroic thing to do. And
that was fantastic. And it was really great. If you want it to
serve your country, you know, and I I'll be honest, I'm like
Screw that. You know, I want to make money I want To be rich and
famous and awesome. And now it turns out joke's on us. Because
if you're the civil servant, then you turn right around and
you sell your consultancy to the entire industrial complex. And
that's how you actually become rich. Stupid, stupid. So let
this be
just a secret was to be in the business a cat's out of the bag.
You were in the business you would have known? Yeah, well, we
blew it,
we blew it. So instead, we live a life of mac and cheese, and
cheese, mac and cheese. I'm going to play us out with that.
And I'm hoping I'm hoping I'm really hoping she cheddar. I'm
really hoping that we can this is this is one project we can
do, John, I'm thinking maybe? Well, maybe it's container
franchise of mac and cheese. Yeah. We need a snappy name.
Cheese, cheese, cheese truck.
Depression food at its finest. Something like that. Well, we'll
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