So much more than a podcast. I like it. Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak. It's Thursday, February 14 2013 times you're getting
donation media assassination episode 487.
This is no agenda.
It's Valentine's Day and All I got was a rubbing from the TSA
on my way back to the capital of the drone Star State in Austin
Tejas in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley, where we're wondering if
that rubbing ended up with a happy ending. I'm John C.
Dvorak. Levin Buzzkill.
And we tell you, I almost didn't get the rubbing, actually. Huh.
Yeah. So for those of you not listening to this live, which is
most of you. We are several hours late on our February 14
Thursday show. I was supposed to return from Los Angeles last
night. I hadn't discussed this with anyone. I don't like to
tell anyone when I'm flying these days anymore. I find it to
be safer. For me know, anyway, it's just makes me feel better.
And
Delta flight, you know, so my way can't kill them.
My daughter was in Los Angeles for she's there for a week She's
packing up her stuff because she's moving to the Netherlands
for an unforeseen amount of time. And so I want to see her
before she flew back. And so, actually, the MVNO people wanted
to see me too. So kind of combined that IE Guess who paid
for the trip? And
good idea. So how's it did a studio? How's the studio? Look?
It must be finished by now is supposed to be done in November.
Yeah, right. Yeah. No, that's, that's almost not done. Yeah.
But they would, of course, love to have me work for him again.
I'm like, Well, let me see how donations go. I'll mull it over.
And but yeah, so this is Los Angeles and had forgotten how
much I hate that place.
It's pretty douchey on my end, but the traffic John, traffic
traffic is a nightmare. So
we wound up missing our flight last night thinking what none of
this is the so we have a guy who drives us he was late. And then
the traffic was the worst I've ever seen. We show up is like,
you know, yeah, well, you could go but your bag can't. Because
you're less than 45 minutes to check in. And you know, just
like well, then, you know, we can Can we just take carried on?
No, the TSA won't allow that. And like, Well, kids put it on
another flight. No, the TSA won't allow that. Why won't
the TSA allowed you have carry on privilege?
Now? It was too big. It was too big. Oh, yeah, I
won't say anything. I won't say anything. I won't say anything.
They go
ahead and say I refuse to have my toiletry in a baggie and take
it out for some aihole to look at. And there's two of us, you
know, we had Mickey has like Ninja dinner with my daughter
wanted to dress nice, you know. So this isn't, you know, this is
not just an overnight bag thing. And by the way, that pisses me
off, it should just be normal travel where you can take a
frickin bag. You know what all of us all of a sudden, we have
this whole thing, everyone has to travel with these huge
backpacks and stuff in the overhead. I don't want to be
doing that. I just want to have my little laptop bag and my
headphones and go through, you know, opt out and just have a
nice little valet service in you know, so this is like, this is
really, really annoying. So we wind up staying at the Marriott
at the airport with a room that had been for breezed to death.
And of course, you know, I'm really happy I brought my laptop
because I almost consider not bringing him like oh, you know,
I'll have ever done anything my phone, I want you to do clips.
Well, luckily. So then I get to sit on the i Bong I bond can for
that name for an internet company in hotels, but poop bond
would be better. If you pay the extra $16 or whatever. You'd
have superspeed if you pay the upgrade, and it's the same crap.
Right? You get nothing. So I'm struggling over here just
putting Cloney Spina yet. What's his name, we got to put him on a
mailing
list. And then you know, it's like that I'm working until you
know midnight and we have to get up at four to make the flight.
And it's just, and at this point, I'm so so I'm just so
done with everything. We're at security and I'm like, Screw it.
I'm going to the slave scan. I can I'm gonna kill somebody if I
don't think I can deal with it. And then Mickey's like, okay,
you know, calm down, calm
down, which are the slave scanners did you go through? Was
it a rapid scan?
Well, hold on. So we're at the, you know, we're putting our
stuff onto the table to go through the X ray. And then
Mickey's ahead of me. She says, I'm opting out. Oh, man, she's
so awesome. She forces forcing my hand like, Whoa, dude, we're
opting out. We're going now. But now I got The lecture guy,
oh, not the lecture guy, not the lecture guy,
the lecture, the lecture guy is the one that, hey, you know,
these are not the X ray machines like, yeah, why remember those
were so safe. And so this is an ex Marine, right? And he's like,
Well, you know, just want you to know that, you know, these are
these are, you know, backscatter, blah, blah, blah. I
said, Yeah. backscattered millimeter wave, whatever.
He said, I'm just like, Okay, it's the principle. And then he
looks at me like principle. What? I don't understand what
principle you're talking about. us keeping you safe. Like, yeah,
what he said, Yeah, really? Yeah. I fought. I fought for
this country for 24 years, keeping you safe. I'm like,
Okay, I've got the crazy ex Marine. I'm like, Yeah, well, so
did my entire family dude said, everyone, everyone's on your
side. And I really appreciate what you've done. But as long as
I can opt out as my right to that's your right. To, but
really, really, you know, you talk and I'm just like, I'm
like, Okay, I'm just gonna stop now. Because I know this is not
going to end well. Just not going to end well. So you
need to be pulled aside and questioned. Yeah. So So you
gotta be pulled aside and the good question, you will be
questioned. So we got
a nice little rubdown and everything. Ah, so sorry,
everybody was
the Marina rubdown. Yeah, he wrote me down, as he did it. Did
you say, I hope you're getting off on this dude.
Yeah, it's funny. How did you know that's exactly what I said?
little to the left, please. That's all I mean. So there's my
wife, everybody. She's awesome that when I was at my weakest
moment, they had almost broken me. They'd almost turn me into a
slave. She's like, No, no, I'm not gonna let you do it. And she
just said, Screw it.
Next thing you know, to steal your bicycle.
And this. And this is like five in the morning. Who needs any of
this crap. And then I'm the I'm Reg racing home. And then my
Twitter's hacked. Now this is no, this is bad. Because what
has happened happened on the last show? No. But what has
happened is remember, Twitter got hacked. And then they sent
me an email, I had to reset my password and everything. Yeah,
he does that. But this is coming through the through one of the
authorized apps. So I had to go in and turn off everything you
know, and the weirdest things are authorized, by the way,
which of course, I never gave any authorization to. And you
know, and so my, my account is sending out stuff like, you
know, lose, lose body fat in two weeks, guaranteed.
Yeah, that's the classics. Yeah. Yeah. And then and
you're the worst. It's like people will then they will tweet
me and saying unfollowing Adam curry because his account got
hacked.
What, why?
Because, like,
because my account is spamming. Whoever said something like
that. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, blocking following him
because I think he's a douchebag it would be different but I'm
falling because your account got hacked that sympathetic
and people people think that I'm stupid now that I you know that
I that for some reason. I'm letting my password roam around.
We're
always joked about this on the Twitch show. Yeah.
Don't hear it on the Twitch show. No, I didn't listen to
that. Because I knew that you were only I was only going to
mad because you weren't supposed to be on that show. And they
were going to talk about other things. But you went on the
show, just so you could win the bet.
That's bullcrap. I had nothing to do with what you was what
you're asserting. But let me tell you what they said about
about taxes. Leo got hacked. Uh huh. And I guess one of the
other guys there got hacked. And they traced it to they believe
it happened too early accounts. And I said, Well, that can't be
true. It was on Twitter right off. It turns out I wasn't. And
I and I know I was on Twitter long before curry. Yeah. And so
that gives her some database that Leo looked it up and I was
wrong on all counts. You're on Twitter way before me around the
time that Leo was on and all the other guys who got hacked? Yeah,
they got in just after the hack line took place. I guess it can
act.
And the only thing is, is that when you got on Twitter, you
became a whore. And you were just touring on that Twitch show
every single week and that's why you have like 100,000 followers
and I only have 30,000 Yeah, yeah, well, that's annoying it's
annoying
noise by the fact that the success success rate for you I
would have got that took place with people like Veronica and
your
verified to are you verified? Oh, yeah. See? I'm not I'm not
even verified. I don't even find that odd. You know what's even
worse? So then I get all these tweets. Hey, man, Kevin Smith
talked about you on the smodcast
I listened to that
and I listen to that. I'm like he didn't he basically said he
didn't even know who I am now making fun of me. Yep. You know
and making fun of my name does I mean it's
an on your name. Yeah. Which was not
that funny.
Barry curry, Mary curry. very curly and Moe. kind of joke
Yeah, come up
with where's he would have no career if it wasn't for me, you
should get down on your knees and suck me Kevin Smith. Do you
think it'll be enough controversy so he'll say
something we can get some of his audio say shit. He
won't even say anything to him.
I want some. I want some
bashing on his show. Who? We talked about the
yeah, whatever. Yeah, yeah, Screw him. They'll be like,
whoever if he wasn't he like a VJ. Cooties.
Exactly. Well, there's a lot of stuff that happened at least I
have more than one shirt.
And I believed that you went to LA to get into the milieu of it
all. So what did you discover? Well, our daughter here, by the
way,
yes. So we arrived at the airport on Tuesday. And did
you wear a shirt this is I'm not Dorner to shoot me. I wear my
doughnuts. Apparently they were just shooting anyone. They felt
like Yeah. Oh, Lady they shot.
I know. Don't you love it? No, I was very happy we went because
we we walk out of the terminal. And we're waiting for our guy to
pick us up who pretty much is fired. Now. We're getting this
late. And I'm like, wow, it is so quiet. This How can this be?
And we're like an Mickey's like, wow, it's Tuesday. Now the none
I've never seen lax is quiet. And then No, Where's the guy?
And Mickey's calling him and he's like, Oh, well, they
wouldn't let me in to the airport. We had to wait because
they've got they've got Dorner in the cabin. And they were
afraid that people might start writing at the airport. I'm
like, Oh, this is gonna be great. I'm like, turn on the
radio. I've got to hear this Bogota story, because I was
already to talk about today.
If you know, a minute hold on stop. They thought what yeah,
I'm not kidding. What is wrong with these P knobs?
This, this what they want they I am now convinced that this guy
didn't even exist. This guy this guy wasn't even real. You know?
Where all the family members Where's ever Where's where's all
the people we should be seeing? Where's the interviews with this
girl? Where's the interviews? Exactly?
Where's his next door neighbor?
Well, so speaking of that, I have nothing but actors in this
whole thing. And I was actually I was in the car I'm saying to
me cancer. Oh my god. You know, I actually in the plane before
we got in the car. I said they need to change the script.
Pretty soon. We need some hostages or something. This has
got to change because it's not scary enough. And people are
starting to like the guy. And this is this is not what what
the whole point is to have everyone intimidated and afraid.
And you know, we had there was a Lowe's, they had to evacuate the
Lowe's because someone thought they spotted him. I mean, that's
what that's the fear that they want to instill. And now this
thing is so full of holes. Let me know and
I go okay, give me your three because I Well, let me give you
my little quick theory, because then you can cuz you've been
down. My thing was, I believe this could have been an entirely
scripted operation designed to perhaps, you know, initiate
grown drone use in the US or whatever. And they, because it
turned south. They aborted the script by burning down some old
lady's house who was by the way in contact with the media, this
old woman and Oh, net.
I got clips. Let me take over from here, okay, because I've
got this thing covered. So first of all, this thing is one big
Bogut of lie. The LAPD are so bad they can't I mean, know what
I mean. They had the guy looking like Tom Selleck and everything
but they don't know how to act. They're so dumb. So here's
here's just one of the many many holes so the cat I don't have to
go through the whole story. Most people know what happened here.
So they hold the guys hold up the guys hold up in the cabin.
They burn it down. It's the massive manhunt for suspected
cop killer Christopher Dorner might be over tonight. But then
again, it might not San Bernardino investigators have
called off the search and reopen the local roads. But so far, the
medical examiner has not yet made a positive identification
of the charred human remains found in this burned out cabin.
In Big Bear Lake California DE LA Times reports agents found
Christopher Dorner driver's license and wallet among the
ashes. Okay, so first of all, I'd like to say that I am going
to start a new clothing line that is made of Saudi Arabian
passports and California driver's licenses, because these
things can withstand anything. They can withstand burning jet
fuel that can withstand burning buildings, you know, all you
have to do is just cover yourself in driver's licenses
and Saudi Arabia and passports and you're good to go. But more
particular because this pad that his license keeps getting found,
let's go back three days ago and it does have some interesting
developments in it. In it a marshals inspector says Dorner
might be south of the border because
earlier airports he tried to escape by stealing a boat to go
to Mexico that attempt failed when a rope got caught in the
propeller, and also because doorknobs wallet and Id were
found near the border,
they keep finding his wallet. This is amazing. It's amazing.
And this is the LA Times By the way that keeps reporting this.
So now we have our professionals that we need to bring in. So
first we get now this guy was fantastic so so they haven't
holed up in the cabin. They bring this guy out you got to
see the video. He's I mean, he's got the wraparound black shades.
He like a huge guy with a sweatshirt it's like he's a cop
it clearly a cop and you know when you listen to him, that
he's giving evidence here, you know, he's talking to Anderson
Cooper who loves getting the the so called Real witnesses to the
scene. And these guys are agents now the man who lost his truck
to Christopher Dorner, but he's alive to tell the story. I spoke
with Rick, hell to break a short time ago.
Take them through what happened. You were coming up a side road
on the highway and you saw some law enforcement in the area.
What happened?
I saw somebody moving in the trees and I could see that it
was somebody with a gun.
Now okay, right. Right. That's interesting observation,
then a lot of people up around here with gun searching
buildings and things like that. So I'm not I'm used to seeing
them. But this was an odd area to be. And by the time that
thought process ended, I realized it was
by the time that process ended, and this is how people talk up
there for Dorner.
And I saw a vehicle crashed in the snow behind
yes a vehicle this is exactly how people talk. Yes, a vehicle
he made a car a car, is that what you're talking about? Or
are you an agent
again, and he came up to the window of my truck. My driver
window with his gun pointed at me and he said I don't want to
hurt you just get out. Start walking and take your dog. How
did he look you he looked calm. Kind of more like well trained,
you know business like almost. He's
this is a professional trying to act like someone else. And then
as this clip goes on, which I'm not going to play, you know,
he's like, Oh, I called up my buddy who happens to be a
trooper as the guy is obviously in on the game. But then they
have and this is my favorite that all of a sudden there's a
press conference this morning. And you know you would expect if
this was your cabin and a guy you know there was a big huge
shoot out and you know we have audio of the cop saying burn it
burn it and there's all kinds of ways you know they're trying to
backpedal but we've got the scanner audio and the you know,
and by the way you when you are breaking all the windows, that's
not to keep the Terek tear gas in. Okay, that is to create a
draft so you can actually burn it. And then you throw you know,
hot tear gas in there. So this was all intentional, but then
something went wrong. And I think I know what it is. And
then these witnesses come out without any no one is
accompanying them you know this like there's Shouldn't they be
being debriefed? Should they be downtown somewhere at the
station? No, they're just up there. Just talking to the
press. Here they are two idiots by the way, with with a script
holding script in their hand.
Like to make a statement regarding the incident.
They are introducing themselves John Does this sound the way
like the way with witnesses to something are introduced with
somebody like this, especially in this case, it wasn't a
kidnapping was a hostage situation would definitely be
downtown talking to the police for probably a couple of days
before they're allowed to talk to the public. So why were they
allowed to talk to the public because they got
to set something straight
here yesterday afternoon. First of all, I'd like to introduce
ourselves. This is my husband, Jim Reynolds. Now remember,
these people are supposedly they were tied up by him. They were
held hostage at gunpoint and somehow escaped before they you
know, burn down their their house. Listen to how she speaks.
This was not the place it was burned down. Listen to
listen to
what she's saying. And I am carrying around. And
looking at the script, she says she has two pieces of paper in
her hand.
We are the owners of mountain just resort. The first thing
that we would like to clarify is that we were the victims that
were in with him yesterday. And our housekeepers were not
involved at all. He never saw them. They never saw him.
This is very interesting. This is where I'm like, and I saw
this on the plane. This is where I'm doing. I'm doing this prep.
I'm like, wait a minute, the first thing out of the mouths.
The reason we're here is to let you know we're the owners, and
our housekeepers had nothing thing to do with this. They
didn't see anything, even though the same LA Times is reporting
that a friend of these two women, mother and daughter,
housekeepers had called into KLA TV to report exactly what these
two are now denying and why are they denying that one who gives
a crap about
the unit that he was in was a unit that we have been using for
over three years as a long term rental. And it has been
unoccupied since January 29. And since that period of time, we
have been trying to refurbish it.
Remember, this is a woman who was tied up at gunpoint and now
she's talking about refurbishing the cabin,
and clean it up, clean breaking on and off and on between the
busy real busy season a
busy winter season. The last day
that we were actually in there working was February sixth, this
is going on with all these details to set the stage. And
then here comes the real story. By the way it was family. It
says here, family member J Hilton hy LTO and told K ABC TV,
the pair, the mother daughter, housekeepers, who were actually
held at gunpoint that they were unharmed, and they were okay.
They broke free. And the daughter actually was the one
that called 911. And we have this is all on tape. So they're
lying.
And he came in like with a cord and tie their
extension cords. tied it around.
overhead. Through the mouth around.
Listen, listen to how that he's like handling her. He's jumping
in. He's just He's telling her what's good. Yeah, yeah. Oh,
yeah, that's right. Yeah.
And he put pillowcases. Why are you talking?
So the question is, why are you telling us this? What's your
motivation? Straight or
miss information out there? Yeah, a lot of misconception.
We, we have people, you know, we have guests who thinks our
places burned down because the cabin that he has died in his?
Well, we think it's him that has, you know, has burned down.
All the things about it being our housekeepers. It's, they
they really they were hearing working, but they were not
involved at all with him. I'm sneaking
in either, we're going to have to housekeepers who are missing.
Or maybe there's two charred bodies in this building because
there's something's happened, let's
shut down a couple of things. One, their place was not burned
down. Now one of their the owners of the they're not the
owner of the place that was burned down some words down the
road. They as the owner of that place was on the CNN, she's an
old woman. And that's a place that she goes to understand the
winner. So there's now three people there was the old woman
was just identifying that the place that got burned down,
these PDS, two people are trying to get the million dollars. And
so they're trying to
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on a second. Not
true. And I'll tell you why. This whole thing is made up
because the million dollars was not wanted dead or alive. The
million dollars specifically, is what leads to the arrest this
time the arrest of not that they still know that he's dead,
whatever the case is, I'm you get you gotta get this part
straight. This is not the place that was burned down.
They know they are the owners that they say they
never said that. They've just said that they Oh, yes, they
did. John,
they said that at the beginning. They said that in this clip.
They just said that.
Know what they said you'd misunderstood what they said I
heard what they said they're talking about their own place
not being burned out. They never said they own the other place.
Yes, they did.
They said they are the owners of the resort. They are the owners
of the resort have all
of these cars that they own, which is where he was originally
and then he scooted out of there. And then he ran into
these guys I guess the sheriff, whatever he talking about was
burnt down to the ground talking
about a lady this is the same old lady. This is the same old
but we're talking about the same lady.
Know this woman is supposed to be 86
She reminded me of you actually. So she can't be 86
She's not 86 This is the woman married to this guy. This is
nice. You can document and this is because coverage was
terrible. Let's face reality, and when they burnt the place
down. First thing they did was they got all the helicopters to
get out and get out of the way. It could take a movie of
anything going on down there.
But here's where here's where it gets better. See CNN immediately
has to start calling everybody an idiot conspiracy theorist. So
they're gonna cover all the bases. This is this is my
favorite part screw whoever did screw this guy whether he was
alive or not. We all know that went horribly wrong. And I think
actually, that this this guy was invented they had to hit
somebody else they took one of these people do his corpse and
throw it in there and then they put it, here's what I think they
did. If you were going to do it, if I was writing this, I put a
corpse down in the basement dead, scattered you take that
wallet that you found by the border, throw it in there, and
then put a couple bullets and one or two bullets. Just let
them sit there on top of the table because they're gonna go
off when the place catches on fire and heats up. Yeah. And so
because they say oh, a bullet. They heard a bullet, you know, a
gunshot. Yeah, yeah, he killed themselves. Anybody reported him
holding a gun? The courts having a gun in his hand?
Yes. And that burned with him, but his wallet is still there.
This is what's so amazing about California DMV is you know,
they've got material that no one in the world has. So here's CNN
to debunk everything, but I lost news
helicopters to back off. And as the cabin went up in flames,
social media also lit up with users like this one crying
conspiracy. So US authorities have apparently burned someone
to death in a cabin and let it burn through the basement so no
body is left another user referring to reports that donors
ID was found. Come on people how in the world is Doerner body
burned beyond recognition, but they found his license. He just
so happened to be carrying another pervasive theory. I
think Dorner probably killed someone and left their body in
that fire. That's my favorite escape.
Others are gonna go we're gonna go forward with a plan with
with blaming them for the cabin fire. LAPD was prosecutor,
judge, jury and executioner yesterday, they burned him
alive. Apparently burning people alive is now considered
appropriate behavior for the police.
Just showing tweets over and over again. This is nuts. How
can they think like this? This is completely crazy. You can get
any
number of cadavers from the corner, drugged Shaquan in there
then burn anyone alive. And if the guy was in there alive, he'd
be screaming his head off, what am I doing here,
I would just put this all of this stuff is so I mean, you
have the wallet that keeps getting found. That's enough
problem for me. That's the That's That's just you can't do
that over and over again. And then the kitten, then you know,
then it's found in the ashes. I think that they either they
intended to kill a number of LAPD officers. So I mean, so
people, people got killed, and this guy was getting blamed for
it, or this persona or this character.
Right? We still don't know anything we already know from
last week, our last show, as we already know, and I was in the
process of actually deconstructing the manifesto to
prove that was written by a committee.
Well, we know it was written by the version that I saw was
written by more than one person
version that keeps cropping up. Yeah, yeah. And that one section
is not written by the same person. I believe that the whole
thing is probably, I think they did a number of rewrites and got
they wrote it, and it's really excited. Pretty good. They're
trying to, you know, get rid of some people, I guess. That's
what
I'm saying. This is failing. They were trying to get rid of
some actual dudes, and they killed some people. And I think
there was still a person they had to kill but but then it got
out of hand. It got out of hand, they lost control of the script,
they lost control of all kinds of it just got completely out of
control. And they ended it whether they actually ended up
with a dead body or not, we'll never know. We'll just never
know. Other than we found his wallet. I mean, it's so funny.
It's like that's just I can't believe that they keep pulling
that one and everyone goes, okay, but I found this wallet
gotta be true. Wallet. I found this wallet. Again, this
is reminds me of the George Clooney movie tells the name of
it, where he plays the fixer. And they try to kill him and so
they blow up but he got out of the car just before it blows up.
And so then he takes his wallet and he takes his watch and he
throws him burning mess, right? And he's not you know, he's
there. The body's never found but there's a wallet. The wallet
apparently was found along with the watch.
Wow. So anyway, so So I think we've kind of deconstructed
whatever we can hear from me the wallet thing is like Okay,
that's enough I'm done with it. When LA Times is reporting they
found the wallet twice, three days apart, you know, then then
you know, it's just this is just full of crap. But then I come
home and and I'm gonna turn to it still for the past hour and a
half. The news the only news has been about this
and then there's the sewage problem. There are fewer than
two dozen working public toilets according to carnival
passengers. See how older has seeped into every corner?
Sickening some, as desperate people take drastic measures.
Donna Gutsman describes it from her cabin.
The worst part is the bathrooms. There's no water you can't
really flush so everyone's going in little plastic baggies and
putting it outside the room.
This is the fourth day without for the side boats till the
stricken ship towards mobiel. Carnival called the conditions
challenging and for the first time since Sunday's fire,
carnivals president came out and apologized.
So on
over the side, on the second on
I'm pulling up my phone right now. And on February 12. I get a
text message three of our friends are on this ship. Oh,
and so John. I get a text message from him. A February 11
I'm sorry, FYI. Our ship caught fire stranded at sea a drift
Seaman a drift by the way these three guys are games very funny.
Home by Thursday. Love you mean it sent helicopter? And then I'm
like, What? Are you going to be rescued by strong Marines. And
he said, Coast Guard is on the way better be fucking some
hotties. It's super funny slash tragic. They are not going to
tow us to Mexico and then I lose contact with them. Oh, no, I
actually I say, hey, when do I get to say I told you so that
was the last message I sent. I'm such a friend. So I told him
this whole Cruise was a bad idea. And so you know, so the
total douche, so amount of contact. And then as we land, he
says, Hey, I just got service. This is crazy. By the way, it's
not as bad as they're saying. It truly does suck. So my answer to
that is did you have to poop in a bag? Because I had seen this
this this clip? And he says and I said I need to know please, I
need to debunk this. He says yes, we had to poop in the bag.
But but there were some toilets working and I'm like tell me
about the bags. He says it's actually interesting the ship
carry special red poop bags specifically for this type of
emergency. Did you know that?
No I do now
so like that they were you know because you get the visual from
this woman like we had to poop in baggies like like it's like a
sandwich bag or something. But these apparently are specially
made red poop bags like the glad bag
and yellow C or anything as long as it turns green you know it's
sealed
you know it's fresh you know the freshness is on the inside. And
anyway so he's like, this really isn't as bad as they were saying
it was on on the news and these are kind of these these are
these guys can be drama queens if they want to be so if they're
saying that it wasn't all that bad, then it wasn't all that
bad. So there's a lot of it certainly isn't worth how many
hours of bullcrap time is CNN
The other topic I'm sorry so boarded abort,
abort anything about I don't know the executive order that
the press a promised not to release for five hours until
after the State of the Union. I mean, I'm not talking about
mainstream media. I'm talking about your favorite websites
people this cyber. The cybersecurity executive order
which I have read I've had the total deconstruction for you was
held back by your favorite alternative media websites who
were given the the executive order in writing under embargo,
they were not allowed to publish it until after the State of the
Union. So it would be snowed under shame on all of them. I'm
looking at you verge The Verge
avert a badge of
badge death horrible
well you know that before we go to that which I think will lead
into my some clips from the from the speech
maybe we can do that first. I mean, because I didn't see the
speech I
wanted to do a little interruption because there's one
topic that we promised we're going to talk about it was as we
close the show, I just got to only the one thing just to give
people one taste of it. I only have one clip one taste we it
was the Grammys. Yeah Oh watch the Grammys. I don't want to
watch the Grammys. No, you gotta watch the Grammys. So the
Grammys totally blown this terrible suck but and the
giveaway is that they were so they were so afraid of their
audience not ever wanting to watch the show again. That just
I have the clip of the opening of the show and the ridiculous
number of people that they had performing and how they
announced them all and now
the biggest musical stars in the world come together on one stage
for one night the Grammy Awards hosted by LL Cool J.
choked l LL Cool J the safest black man in the frickin
universe and the most boring host of the world.
Your performers and presenters include Taylor Swift Johnny
Depp, Tim McGraw Dave Grohl Jay Z Frank Ocean Justin Timberlake
in a world premiere The Lumineers Beyonce Katy Perry J.
Lo Kat Dennings Faith Hill Kelly Clarkson Adele fun Neil Patrick
Harris Ellen DeGeneres one is Kelly Coco Jack White Carly Rae.
I love how they put Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick
Harris the two out gay people next to each other with
inflection in the voice even like and for you gays. We've got
Pat new Patrick Harris, and we've got Ellen DeGeneres Yes,
where you gays and lesbians Jennings
Faith Hill Kelly Clarkson, I doubt fun. Neil Patrick Harris,
Ellen DeGeneres, Kili Coco, Jack White Carly Rae Neo Hunter Hayes
Prince Carrie Underwood, Ryan Seacrest, Pitbull Keith Urban
Holly paren, Elton John, Ed Sheeran, the black keys with Dr.
John and the Preservation Hall Jazz Band, an amazing tribute
featuring Rihanna, Bruno Mars sting and Ziggy and Damian
Marley has a touching tribute to leave on helm with Mumford and
Sons, Zac Brown and Brittany Howard, and
on Dinah Chanel, Morgan McMichaels. Tammy bro, Nina
flowers Jujubee and Raven. There was Jimmy and Tommy and me. And
there was Anthony Seville. Frankie carbone,
Jr. What is this? What are you doing to mate? This is what you
know. And the sad thing is 28 and a half million people
watched this drivel record at a record for the Grammys a record.
It's just it was and Ken Ehrlich needs to be taken out back and
shot. Pete Gerlach he'd been doing the show too long. You're
it's boring. It's boring. It's overproduced. It's just, it's
crap. unwatchable. unwatchable. Really the direction was the
only thing Justin Timberlake I kind of liked but then you put
him on a stage you can't see what he's doing. You can't see
and it's just shit. And it's just like, ah. Anyway, but
that's the sad thing is just so many people watching so many
people watching it my god people.
You're you're you're you're the one who said it was gonna be
good.
No, I said look, watch out for the satanic crap, which
was right at the beginning
with Taylor Taylor Swift
right off the bat. Yeah, that's creepy.
Yeah, well, yeah. Well, and then they keep cutting to her singing
and freaking out and singing along with it by the
way she is she she? Lip Sync that whole
thing? Yeah, she needs to be rolled in the mud.
She's not even good at it. Anyway, I find it but by the way
now the big news is she's got false breasts now what? Yeah,
how do you know this?
How do you notice this morning? She has she's now she's gotten
she's loaded up. So she's not only you know divining but she's
also you know, now she's got big breasts to bitch about in one of
her songs.
Taylor Swift my jeans are too big this is not true. I can't
love you enough with this this is there's no is rumors John.
You're just you're just rumor ring. Did she show off a breast
implant scar? And now that she's a bad breath breast implants.
Anyway so yeah, so onward because there is some actual
actual stuff to discuss here.
I'm gonna do the some Obama clips.
Now before we do that, let us think. Do we have producers? Do
we have someone to thank please say yes. Because I'll be very
upset if I went through all
weekend. Nobody. What? You fight What's your numbers? This if 487
on spreadsheet. That was my personal finances. Here it is.
All right. So
Oh, okay. So only because it's Valentine's Day that we do we
eat by
I get it. You had a bunch of Valentine's wellwishers, which
I'll relate to as we go. And it turns out that we we have a
bunch of to fourteens but we don't have anything else
essentially. So we get to pick the executive producer, which is
always we're going to this will always be a fallback. Stephen
Baron von Pels. mockers came in with $214 and he will be the
executive producer and everyone else would be an associate then
he wants to wish a happy Valentine's Day to the future
Baroness of Belgium and France and all the best to us both as
well as the ones who donated for this particular show for eight
seven
David Foley wishes
Jesus Christ no, no What you can't hear me my computer's
frozen. Oh, but I can still hear you. Yeah, yeah, but this is my
mouse is frozen. Yeah, but that means no Oh jingles no nothing
Hold on This is
okay you have to reboot we'll just can you get Can you cut
this out?
I can't even hold on a second. You can reboot or you can cut
this out what do you what are you producing me? Be quiet you
Oh hold on a second Jesus. Clap it that's that's what I was
doing the whole time I was slapping it all that noise was
I'm gonna try this try come on baby. Yeah, well it's just
Okay, okay, it works at the mouth wish
okay, I'm there I did it.
I did it I'm glad you did it without rebooting don't tell it
is gonna find out anyway all right, all right on Valentine's
Day call out from David folio
but don't don't have to do the other call outs here he wants
the LG why Carmen did he not ask for that don't have to give the
karma to Steven Barron Steven
LG why karma please
you've got karma
you by the way you you paint me out. You promise people I would
do Valentine's in my Luther Vandross voice. What up with
that?
You could have edited it out. You get to look you get to
approve.
Excuse me.
You thought you said this will be great. There'll be millions
of people wanting this. Los Gatos, California, David folios
gets mentioned more than anybody else on the show, apparently.
And he wants to say, well, you're supposed to rereading
this. You're right. Lisa Foley
is the best damn wife in the universe.
And you can cut. Yeah, well, you should do the Baron one to
know but this is only if it's giving it to other people.
He's giving it to the bareness of Belgium, future Baroness of
Belgium
and France and all the best to you both. Oh, that's us. All
right. And all the ones who donated for the show.
That is expected now. Michael Reardon in San Diego,
California. Yeah, that's your cue.
He has no note.
Oh, no. Don't ya notice to the love of my life. Monica,
how come I don't have that here on my spreadsheet?
Does it came in
to the love of my life, Monica, say to the love of my life,
Monica.
It's not quite a Luther Vandross. I'll try to get a
better voice when you're.
I'll try it. That's that's not a nice thing to say. Okay, Sarah
Weaver from Boca Raton, Florida. Tyler, You are the love of my
life and my best friend. These past nine years have been more
than amazing. And I don't know what I would do without you. I
will always love you, Sarah. I was better wasn't.
Yeah, that was actually quite good. You can take the rest of
these
metal dog machines ie sir Kelly says sir Kelly wishes Happy
Valentine's Day to my wife Dame Andrea. And also happy 17th
birthday to my son sir Dallas, all three of us have been
listening for 485 episodes. Give or take. Mark Zakari from
Fairport, New York, also tune in $14 says, Adam, save money on
glasses. Use the Ctrl plus to increase your font size. I'd
like a MILF. And some karma for my wife on this Valentine's Day
show please. Karma. Then we have Sir Thomas of the apocalypse
from Fresno, California. And he says greetings from Sir Thomas
of the apocalypse in the morning. befand Sean Claude vada
Brock, I'd like to give Valentine's Day call out to my
smokin hot fiance Dame Chantel. Also I was wondering if it might
be possible to ship out or night rings before our wedding on
March 9. So I'm trying to convince her that night ring
would make a perfect wedding band. I've got the sizing info
to JC D in January right after the last batch went out. He told
me the next batch wouldn't ship for another 230 days. Perhaps
you can make an exception for a night in need. Dame Chantel is
dragging me to a Bikram yoga class Thursday morning. So
unfortunately I won't be able to listen live but please give me
some Jesus Christ Why did I agree to do anything you ask
them Valentine's Day karma and then a mac and cheese karma for
all the hungry knights Dames and barons out there who make the
best podcast in the universe.
You've got karma
slaves can get used to mac and cheese macaroni and cheese
shattered melted together
mac and cheese mac and cheese mac and cheese. And that is all
our Valentine's Day we're
gonna use use a guest downstair more often. I'm stunned that you
can't get voiceover work. Yeah,
okay, so we have two more, but they're not Valentine. So you
get to do them.
Yeah, David Xin and Chicago to full 114, which is kind of like
in their Heil Andreas and justice. I'm making this my
first donation recognition of the real value I get from the
program. Also, I wanted to use this as an opportunity to
recognize the tremendous value and appreciation I have for my
wonderful, wonderful girlfriend of two years does Shawn Gilbert,
who I do declare as a MILF, as well as my closest friend, since
we started community together? Oh, yeah, we have shared in the
no agenda experience, which is highly are greatly entertaining
for the both of us. She thinks John is hilarious. A wise woman,
especially when she says What are you talking about when he
says, What are you talking about? Which shouldn't almost be
his own clip? As should? As a slave that commutes
you should get your own show? Maybe once you do that, that'd
be great.
I just all I do is just one liners. It's not much of a show.
If it's not too out of the ordinary. I'd also like to get
you to help me to ask Sean to marry me Oh, a show you marry
him. Would you do that already down to business making our own
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Hey, hey, that's one hot male baby. Waiting for you. You've
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So can I just say something? So if someone wants to do a
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Keep up the good work. And thanks for keeping it real.
Happy birthday, Rick.
That's very nice.
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have to do this. I was watching some stuff
before before you do that, because you're launching into
something already. Well, I
was I might. No you can't.
No, you can't because I have to do some mind controls@forex.org
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And I'd like to say in the morning to you, John C. Dvorak.
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highly appreciated. All right. So you were going to tell us
something extremely important.
I was gonna say that Russia today still needs our help.
Geez,
are they still screwing up?
I mean, well, they've got a couple of attractive women that
they've throwing on a lot of shows, but they're there.
Unfortunately, they're grim.
And they're not Russian.
I don't know about that. One new. One woman who's you know,
they get that one that's I think she came from Oakland. The tall
brunette?
She's not Russian. She's No, she's
not Russian. But there's another one there that that looks as
fresh as a daisy American and I'm convinced she's KGB.
But you need they I know. You want the hot race. Hello, how
hard is the one
and then they hit like 29 And boom, and they can't read?
Right? Now can't read Camry girlfriend speaking even more
fun. The girl from Oakland you're talking about has a show
called breaking the set or whatever.
Yeah. And she's also the seating coach.
She also can't she can't walk. They make her walk in the high
heels. You know,
she's obviously some Oakland chick isn't that terminal.
She's used to like sandals or whatever. And they still use the
Birkenstocks. And she's and they
strap these these high heels on her. And she's like, she's like
trying to strut and it's not working people.
It's not work. It's idiotic. That's a foot. Yeah, I know.
It's sad, actually. But there are women that can go with their
whole lives without walking around in high heels. And she's
already she's already tall.
And I would like to remind people that we are only
discussing this purely as television professionals, we
know what works.
This is the kind of meeting that you would have if you were
running a studio only, only Where's kind of softening the
blow. We're kind of we're not like those guys. Now we're
talking about and behind closed doors when they and everyone
that works in the broadcasting industry knows this is going on,
they're lying to you constantly, and then they screw you and fire
you for no good reason. Because somebody else came along. And
you got no recourse. You're, you're done. Just a terrible
business. I hate it. Yeah. But we could do it. We can beat we
could easily become one of those guys. And
we do it. I mean, this is what the media like, I'm actually I
was I found myself giving advice free. I'm like, What am I doing?
Doing? Don't give free advice. This
is stupid. Send me I can't do this. I can't do this. Oh, you
should come back and work for it. So well. You know, we'll
see. Yeah. We'll see how Sunday goes. Let's put it that way. And
people are moving here. We got expenses. We got to show that
cost a lot to do this work all the time. All the time.
Yeah, we do all kinds of interesting things that nobody
else does not want to remind people of, like we have, I was
going over some old clips and looking for something specific.
And I ran into this classic and then I had to date it because I
didn't realize how old this was. I didn't read this clip is
almost I mean, it's from 2009. And it and nobody ever calls
these people out on the crap that they promote to the public.
This is the Feinstein I got it. Yeah, we didn't play this. And
we remember when you're listening to this, you this was
in 2009 Another attempt to frighten the public.
What is the likelihood of another terrorist attempted
attack on the US homeland in the next three to six months? A high
or low? Director Blair and attempted attack the priority is
certain I would say I would agree with Mr. Molar agree.
General purchase, ma'am. I agree. Yes,
that's right. And it's probably going to be some long haired fad
coming through. And we gotta tell him, Oh, he's gonna opt
out. It's gonna try to sneak it through with his medical devices
implanted it's gonna be one of
them is there this was done I think in October of 2009 maybe
earlier and it was like what's going to happen in the next six
six months? We're gonna be attacked in the next six months.
2013 Yeah,
it's happening. Yeah, that's right. That's right baby. So I
as far as I'm concerned, these are this is gold all right now
and people do they Oh, well, whatever I forgot all about.
That was that long ago they did that and they're all everybody
was wrong because they had of the Central Intelligence Agency.
The head of the military, the head of whatever that services
that's supposed to be ahead of all this intelligence groups,
CIA, they're all dead wrong in in a congressional hearing and
you're telling me this is this is acceptable?
Well, this is kind of what I was trying to tell the TSA agent
when he was like, you know, these aren't these aren't the X
ray machines. I'm like, Yeah, but remember, they told us those
were okay. Now it was Why should I believe it now that this is
all saved? This is not going to shred my DNA. Now, by the way,
it looks like yours is kind of shredding dude. Didn't say that
thought. I think a big game.
You still have babies?
Okay, so the State of the Union. I did not watch. And this was
only because I was having dinner with my daughter. And it was la
time is that it was all kind of weird. You of course, we're
watching which is, which is why it's great that it's two of us.
And all I did was like, Okay, I'm gonna leave State of the
Union to John and I, we didn't even we don't have to have this
meeting. I don't have to say anything. I know he's going to
do it. And you know, you know, when I did you know that I'm all
over the executive order. So I actually knew you're gonna hit
course. But it was so disgusting to me that it was given to the
entire press corps and blogs under embargo, please, oh, you
can't you can't publish it until after the State of the Union so
that it will snow over the real important news. This is a huge,
the State of the Union is always a distraction. But, you know,
this is SOPA, PIPA, Cisco, everything all rolled into one
and I can I'm going to break it down for you. But first, I am
extremely excited to hear your deconstruction of the State of
the Union.
Well, there's a lot of weird stuff in this I only have short
clips, because it's just most of the stuff is like really like,
wow, what what I saw
I saw the the secret drone handshake. They like the
exploding handshake he did with some dude there when he came in.
Which
reminds me Yeah, I know
what that was like. That was creepy. By the way. black guys
aren't supposed to do that. That's not I mean, that's a
white guy thing. That's a white douchebag thing.
Now, here's the funny thing when he shook hands both times he
shook hands with Boehner. Yeah, it's worth going back and
watching the whole thing that at the end of watch how Boehner
shakes hands with them. Boehner essentially tries. I think
Boehner knows he's either a robot or something's wrong.
Because Boehner literally tries to pull his arm out of his
sight. And he does it every time. Obama Obama's always
fearful and he's holding his hand out to
a man don't rip off, don't rip off the instruments man.
Expensive,
dead serious. I've watched this a couple of times. It Obama puts
his hand out and then he grimaces. And then Boehner grabs
his hand and then pulls, pulls right towards his stomach as
hard as he can to try to locate the shoulder
and pull that thing off. Look, there's wires I told you. It's
the other one is
able to accomplish this feat. But he's certain makes a good
shot and he pulls in any sheet. And this is like a handshake of
some sort. And then he lets him go. Then by Obama goes, Oh God,
this guy. I want you to keep a lookout for that when you see a
Boehner and
Obama but is this only with Obama? Does he shake everyone's
hand? I didn't
notice that he does. I think it's just Obama. He's just, he's
just trying to, I don't know what he's trying to do. But the
clip the top clip to me after clipping all these from the full
speech was this one because it's either when you hear it's if you
get the same impact from it that I got, I'm
completely clean. I have not heard this is the clip of the
speech. I read through some of the transcript and I saw some
highlights of basically gifts that people have made, which are
kind of funny of this exploding handshake I had. So this I'm
fresh, and I'll give you my impression.
This is the American must remain a beacon to all who seek freedom
during this period of historic change. I saw the power of hope
last year in Rangoon in Burma, went on Santucci welcomed an
American president into the home where she had been imprisoned
for years. When 1000s of Burmese lined the streets waving
American flags, including man who said there is justice and
law in the United States. I want our country to be like that.
Oh, which country is that?
Well, that's the way when I first heard it, he says that
he's recording this guy. Then Obama says I like our country to
be like that, like what country laws? Well, it sounds like he's
saying the US Yeah, that's what that is the way he read it. It
was obviously written these two things should have been written.
Then he said, I want our country to be like that right? He didn't
do it that way you read it well, so this is what he was hoping
for.
This is a poor read is what we call this a poor very poor read.
But I think
that I think it was an interpretive read, I think he
would didn't read this. Because that's what he thought it meant
is
how he thinks like, yeah, that's like my country Kenya.
So as you remember, we did a clip some time ago, where he
went on with this crazy notion about the way the medicine
medical system could save a lot of money the way it should
operate. Instead of going from one doctor, you go to a doctor,
you diagnose and they send you to a specialist, you go to him
and he sends you to somebody else. He says, what we should do
is have all these guys in the same room. I just had a doctor's
appointment the other day, it took me a month and a half to
get the appointment. So let's Obama but these things just put
everybody in the same, you can't get these guys in the same room
in a million years. So I thought that was wacky and stupid until
I got this one, which is the Obama medical care nuttiness or
medical bills shouldn't be based on the number of tests ordered
or days spent in the hospital. It should be based on the
quality of care that our seniors receive.
Seniors, seniors,
notice Besides, he doesn't believe that any of these
charges should be based on medicine, or how much you have
to take or how long you're in the hospital quality only on
quality of care.
So so so you go in the hospital you say you know what, you
really sucked so I'm just not going to pay you. I'm you just
getting less.
Thanks for the month stay. Not gonna pay you.
You know, we have a kind of a one of one of our friends kind
of in our in our social circle here in Austin. Eva, and she is
a Dave her her boyfriend has a brand new soundstage. He's
really trying something new. He's literally has not opened it
yet. I think Nikki is going to be the first client she's doing
a shoot for Austin monthly magazine. And an EVA his his
girlfriend who's from Australia. I'm sorry, not in New Zealand
now shoot, that's that's a bad mistake to make. She's from
somewhere down under. She's a burlesque dancer. And she got
strep pneumonia and a boom in the hospital. She has been in
the hospital for almost a month now. Oh my goodness. I mean, I
but in ICU for three weeks.
And and here's the strep going around recently. And
it's really I mean, she was almost dead. I mean, she was and
this is a young, vibrant, you know, woman, you know, a dancer
and she just like boom is like you know, and she's such she's
30 Maybe or whatever she may be 3334 and and of course zero
insurance for weeks in the hospital three in ICU. But
here's what's so beautiful immediately and this and this is
certainly Austin I don't know if it's everywhere else but you
know they've already you know this people set up a website
Boom 10 grand, you know, people just helping out you know, just
making it happen which is how it used to be you know, by accident
not unfortunately there's all this there's a lot of money it's
all going to you know bull crap. Or a lot of it you know, thanks
for the stay here because how how much is a day in the
hospital? It's 1000 bucks at least ICU maybe two
well, if it was updo Obama, it would be all based on
quality right? Anyway, I just I just threw that out there. It's
just It's horrible. Anyway,
anyway, so I only want to play about three more of these
things. They're all short play the Obama new version of guests
what?
Okay, new version of guests watch here we go.
Tonight. I propose a fix it first program to put people to
work as soon as possible on our most urgent repairs. Like the
nearly 70,000 structurally deficient bridges across the
country
again shovel ready maybe
he sounded like a game show guy at the beginning of that clip
Yeah, you know he does throughout the speech was really
ready for him.
This isn't this shovel ready from four years ago.
It's the same thing but I thought he already stood in
front of the bridge and said we're gonna fix this and
so he can't get by. So this is just the whole thing is like
this is bullcrap placed by Obama science.
You actually you texted me this one that
no single event makes a trend. But the fact is fact 12 hottest
years on record, have all come in the last 50 heat waves,
droughts, wildfires, snowstorms, floods, all are now meteorites,
more frequent and more types. We can choose to believe that
Superstorm Sandy and and the most severe drought in decades,
and the worst wildfires some states have ever seen were all
just a frequent incidence. Or are we can choose to believe in
the overwhelming judgment of science and app already like the
sciences Is any sciences in?
Got it? Oh, got it I got it sciences in
sciences in sight Obama tried to try this one this is another one
that's just like these are all high rollers by the way Obama
states with the best idea
is it a contest?
Those states with the best ideas to create jobs and lower energy
bills by constructing more efficient buildings will receive
federal support to help make that happen. America's energy
sector is just one part of an aging infrastructure badly in
need of repair. Ask any CEO where they'd rather locate in
higher a country with deteriorating roads and bridges
for one with high speed rail and internet. High tech schools.
Self healing power grids.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, a self healing power grid. That's great. Yeah,
I want
to do Siemens America a company that oh, that screwed grease.
That's the company Yeah, brought hundreds of new jobs to North
Carolina said that if we upgrade our infrastructure for
that stupid train, that's what the hundreds of jobs are.
They're selling the damn high speed rail train.
They'll bring even more jobs. A lot of companies all around the
world.
Hundreds of Job Hunters Stop the presses and let Siemens take
over the place
saved or created? No. Okay.
I want to add a little shorty here is
Can I ask you? Where's the clip about closing Guantanamo?
Oh, you know, I you know, I listened this thing a couple of
times. And I couldn't find it. Where is that clip? I don't
know. I mean, you know, I did fall asleep. Good day, Miss
maybe a few minutes on him. That must have been just
coincidentally movement that you talked about closing Guantanamo.
You didn't
see the the enhanced take that to the bank didn't? Yeah, I
think I kind of remember something like that. Did you not
watch the you can take that to the bank, or the enhanced
YouTube stream of the of the State of the Union. You miss
something,
to be honest about it. I did scan around different versions
of this. And I had to go back to C span to because C span two had
kibitzing on Twitter from all the congressional congressional
offices and the Congressman on the floor twittering on their
phones while the speech was being given. I love
it. Well, the I've seen some screenshots. They had an
enhanced version when he started talking about jobs. They showed
a PacMan screen. And there's the little PacMan up at the top and
the cheese down at the bottom with the maze. And then you know
and I should actually I should probably do a redirect on this
real quick so you could see it. But then he has like you know
there's a new job and then the maze opens up and the little
PacMan goes Walker Walker Walker walk down in a straight line
down to the bottom with the cheese is like a little
briefcase that says new job. This is that was really that was
good. Yeah, I mean, you want to walk a walk? You can maybe if
you just Google it if you just Google. Obama Pac Man. See maybe
that works. Oh, Obama Pac Man. It was an app. And it looks like
a real screenshot. So no, that's apparently there's a lot of Pac
Man games.
Yeah, because the Obama Pac Man at free game it's football game
maybe if you do state
of the union S O T, you know, anyway, I got it in the show
notes. So you can see you can see that there. But it was just
like, Wow, crazy.
All right, last two, just a short one. I didn't realize how
well I'm not even gonna play them because it's just stupid.
But here you should play the Obama best military and he just
got the biggest round of applause for this. You know,
just again, proving we're militarized state and that's
fine. You know, it's works.
As long as I'm Commander in Chief, we will do whatever we
must to protect those who serve their country abroad. And we
will maintain the best military the world has ever known.
Right kick your ass.
Don't forget it.
Don't forget to remember. Remember, we can kick your ass
kick it we kick your ass so hard. You Korean? You China. You
can kick your ass look, you got you got yellow skin and slanty
eyes.
So the big news I don't have any clips of anybody talking about
it. But you know, apparently North Korea set off some little
micro bomb or something into the ground. So we're in a
everybody's all what are we going to do? They're going to
put it on a missile and they're going to send us one bomb headed
our way. And I said this sounds awfully familiar. So I got onto
the Wayback Machine and went back to 2009 to play North Korea
script one if you remember 2009 July the fourth weekend.
Wait a minute, we need too, we need to do that differently. You
need to alert me to these things. Don't we have a harp and
we have like a time machine thing and we have no
we need a time machine.
I don't have like a harp. Oh crap. Oh yeah, here it is. All
right, set it up again set it up again. Okay.
So they're talking about the North Koreans getting this bomb
and they're gonna do their mate, there's a third bomb, they blow
it up, and they're gonna snap, they're gonna put it on a
missile, they're gonna because they're doing missile
technology, they're gonna send this one bomb for no apparent
reason, by the way, overtake hit the United States. And that'll
do it. That'll teach us a lesson not as though they wouldn't get
annihilated overnight. But I remember that 2009 is just the
same thing.
1009 Also tonight, American warships are tracking a North
Korean vessel off the coast of China that may be carrying
illegal weapons. Meantime, the Pentagon is beefing up our
missile defense system to protect Hawaii from a North
Korean missile attack. Japanese newspaper reports the North may
be planning to test fire another missile. This one aimed at
Hawaii on the Fourth of July.
I do you remember that? Hold on, hold on. Let's come back. That
was 2009. And now here we are. Welcome back everybody.
Yeah, unbelievable. It's nobody ever gets reminded of these
little historical. This is not even that old. This is like
three and a half. Three years old.
Oh, that's a long time. Man. That's a long time. It was we
had Brad Pitt. It was Ocean's nine back then.
Didn't you? And it's like, yeah, because the FBI is pulling this
distant every six months of us as you noticed, and nobody
points this out either every six weeks, six weeks, six weeks
weeks? Yeah, they got it down to six weeks. We're getting
buffalo the public. You know the I was reading some things
about it. Adam, there'll be forgotten in six weeks. No, no,
no.
You know what happened so the last time they did this remember
they sent the missile up? Here's the here's what I think is going
on. They shot a rocket and we shot it down we nuked it
essentially remember it failed, like the rocket didn't didn't
deploy or whatever. I think we I think no, I think we nuked it. I
think we had we just you know, we lasered it out of the sky or
whatever. And this is, you know, we're we're in so many
skirmishes that that is just not being reported on, you know,
whether stuff and space wars it's going on all the time. And
and this is just another president came out with little
little speech, like, don't do that. That's against me. Oh,
we're gonna do sanctions. We do sanctions on you. We're gonna
cut you up. It's just it's boring. It's so boring at this
point.
Oh, yeah, it is because it's repetitive and nobody's noticing
this effect. So I do have one clip that will lead into your
deconstruction of the document because this is Obama during the
speech, pre discussing it. Obama cybersecurity, oh, okay, let's
rock and rock and
roll. America must also face the rapidly growing threat from
cyber attacks. Now, we know hackers steal people's
identities, and infiltrate private emails. We know foreign
countries and companies swipe our corporate secrets.
By the way, let me just point out that he says, you know, this
is also beautifully setup, we know that they read their
private emails, that would be the bushes whose email got
hacked. This is exactly why this is all this is all planned out.
Now, our enemies are also seeking the ability to sabotage
our power grid,
which I thought was self healing, or financial
institutions,
or air traffic control systems.
I hacked in and all of a sudden, I'm telling the pilot what to
do. Oh, no, that'll happen when you stupid Next Gen system.
That's exactly what's gonna happen when you have the
computer controlling the planes. And it's no longer professionals
who are talking to each other know what the heck is going on
that? Yeah, you're gonna see that for sure.
We cannot look back years from now and wonder why we did
nothing in the face of real threats to our security and our
comp. And that's why earlier today, I signed a new executive
order that will strengthen our cyber defenses by increasing
information sharing and developing standards to protect
our national security. Our job,
why did you fade that out? That's kind of weird. I didn't
Yeah, the whole thing is fading out. It's fading out and it's
gone. It started fading doesn't matter. Okay, so and I will
repeat one more time. And who I get this from? I got this from
BuzzFeed shortly before 4:20pm. Tuesday, the White House emailed
reporters that President Obama had signed a highly anticipated
Executive Order aimed at protecting cybersecurity, which
is a misnomer. That's not even correct. BuzzFeed, you're not
protecting cybersecurity, but okay. The order setting up
Newport programs aimed at stopping online espionage and
terrorism. This is great reporting, by the way, was
already law of the land signed by the President. But it was
also secret the document was embargoed until the delivery of
the President's State of the Union address, despite the fact
that it all buddies had already been signed. And even BuzzFeed
says they abided by the embargo. Okay, so the alternative media,
you suck, you suck shit, that is so disappointing. I'm sorry, if
someone has to edit that for whatever dumb, it's just like,
that just makes me so angry that you are part of the system,
okay, you can no longer be trusted, none of them can be
trusted. And the President set it up beautifully. Do you hear
what he was saying at the beginning of that clip,
actually, I just want to, because this whole executive
orders about one thing and one thing only. And I'm going to
read through it very briefly with you here. And what's
interesting is, this is very similar to the member that kind
of the trial balloons that we saw floated around John, which
are purposely being leaked, by of the of potentially executive
order, it is almost identical, but they've done some very
tricky things. And this is where most of the work went in for me.
And they've referenced other documents that have been out for
a number of years. So the executive order is called
improving critical infrastructure, cybersecurity,
and AI. All of this is highlighted in the show notes,
just a couple of brief things, I think, are very important to go
through the actual executive order instead of giving you some
kind of like, you know, stupid synopsis, which is just useless.
I think when it comes down to words that matter. It is the
policy of the United States to enhance the security and
resilience of the nation's critical infrastructure, and to
maintain a cyber environment that encourages efficiency,
innovation and economic prosperity, while promoting
safety, security, business confidentiality, privacy and
civil liberties. We can achieve these goals through a
partnership with the owners and operators of critical
infrastructure to improve Cybersecurity Information
Sharing, and collaboratively develop and implement risk based
standards. So whenever the government wants to share some
information, and work with you, it's essentially Fascism is the
definition of when they do this with business. Am I Am I
mistaken? John is corporatism.
Yeah, according to some fascist fascist states, it was part of
the fascist model.
Critical Infrastructure as used in this order, the term critical
infrastructure means systems and assets, whether physical or
virtual, this very interesting a virtual asset, so vital to the
United States, that the incapacity or destruction of
such systems and assets would have a debilitating impact on
security, national economic security, national public
health, or safety, or any combination of the those
matters. That is really broad, the public health, you know, or
just public safety, economic safety. So this is a very, very
broad order. It is called Cybersecurity Information
Sharing. That is what the order is mainly about. And who is
going to be in charge of this. Well, here's some very
interesting people who will be in charge of the sharing
programs. The Secretary of Homeland Security, okay, this is
this is, so your cyber anus is going to be in the hands of a
department that has only been around for 10 years, and is the
same and employs the same people who rub your crotch, okay? This
is and who and who now, can confiscate your devices within
100 miles of the border. This is the same outfit run by Janet
Lucy Napolitano, the secretary as the executive agent for the
classified national security information program.
And by the way, not to interrupt, Janet and Apollo
Tonto does not use email and as far as we can tell, doesn't even
know how to use that computer.
That's correct. And by her own admission, and she's the boss of
this he is the boss. So now so now they the secretary as an
executive agent, so not like she's an executive, the company
but an executive agent as in she is the executor. She is going to
execute the classified national security information program,
which was created under under Executive Order 13549 August
18 2010. Oh, I had to go look that one up shall expedite the
processing of security clearances to appropriate
personnel. employed by critical infrastructure owners and
operators. In other words, they are going to be deputizing
people. Okay, and what is a critical information provider?
Google, I'd say Google was extremely critical. Comcast,
Comcast, thank you, they will be deputized and giving them
security clearance, they will not become spies, spies. Section
five privacy and civil liberties protections. This is kind of
where it gets a little interesting to me. agencies
shall coordinate their activities under this order with
their senior agency officials for privacy and civil liberties,
and ensure that privacy and civil liberties protections are
incorporated into such activities, such protection
shall be based on and here it is the fair information practice
principles, and other and other privacy and civil liberties,
policies, principles and frameworks as they apply to each
agency's activities. So I'm like, wow, what is this fair
information practice and information practice principles
known as FIPS, f i, PPS? Well, this all comes in this comes
under Section Five D information submitted voluntarily, by your
spies, by private entities under this order shall be protected
from disclosure to the fullest extent permitted by law. So
these deputized spies will be protected under this FIPS
framework from from prosecution, for giving your private
information to the government. And so I looked up this, this
FIPS thing. And this actually falls under the FTC fair
information practice, and is based on the same privacy
standards that is used by the European Union. So here is the
homage homogenization, the harmonization of privacy laws
across all of these borders. No, it's no coincidence, of course,
that we're also now in some kind of free trade agreement talks
with with Europe at the exact same time. And so if you look at
these at the fact sheet here, I'm going to bring this up the
fact sheet for presidential policy directive on critical
infrastructure security and resilience. To complement the
cybersecurity executive order, the administration is also
issuing issuing a PPD a Presidential Policy Directive on
critical infrastructure security and resilience that updates the
national approach from Homeland Security Presidential Directive
seven from 2003. This is Bush years to adjust new risk
environment. Now, let's look at how your privacy is going to be
handled by the following two people. And these two people are
the officer for civil rights and civil liberties. From Homeland
Security. That is the acting officer is Tamera Kessler and
Mary Ellen Callahan is the chief privacy and freedom of
information act officer at the Department of Homeland Security,
please, John Google, Mary Ellen Callahan, just so you can see
who was in charge of your privacy and Department of
Homeland Security. Mary Ellen Callahan ca ll a h a n and then
I will read the rules
of how you macro
Paula Tonto protege,
ya know, she's a bit she's a very large woman with a with a
with something of a smile on her face. Yeah. And she's probably I
every time I see so not to be generalizing, but wasn't there
some some issue with the executives and yeah, yeah, I'm
on security harassing him doing against the men that work there
harassing men, she looks like a biker, dyke. I'm sorry, I just I
gotta say it and she looks frightening to me. Yeah, so are
you writing here's FIPS, fair information, practice
principles, there are a number of principles. And again, the
privacy laws. These This is the same convention used for
protection of individuals with regard to automatic processing
of personal data in Europe and the European Union and the OECD.
This is all it's all been set up. years in advance five
principles. So here's what how your your inflammation is going
to be handled by your government. Number one is notice
and awareness, consumers. So now you're a consumer, you're not
you're not even a citizen. You're not an individual. You
are a consumer right off the bat. According to the White
House administration with their rules. Consumers should be given
notice of an entity's Information Practices before any
personal information is collected from them. This will
consider the following identification of the entity
collecting the data uses which the data will be put this all
the fine print, you're gonna see everywhere, identification of
any potential recipients of the data, the nature of the data,
blah, blah, blah, choice and consent, there's number two,
choice and consent means giving consumers options to control how
their data is used. Now, well, you're not going to have a lot
of options, there'll be opt in or opt out, opt out means you
get no service, no service for you. If you opt out, opt in, you
get service, problems with choice and consent, access,
participation, integrity, security, and enforcement
redress, which we already know, is not really applicable,
because every company that shares your information, because
they think you might be a terrorist or up to no good or a
tax dodger. They will be indemnified from any
prosecution. Now, I'm going to go back to the president of
cybersecurity, thank you for the clip. John, I'm gonna tell you
what this is all coming down to it's one thing that is very
clear in this order,
America must also face the rapidly growing threat from
cyber attacks. Now, we know hackers steal people's
identities.
This is it. It is known as the identity ecosystem, there's only
one thing that government really wants from you. And that is that
you on the internet, are you, you cannot be anonymous. This is
what it's all about. This is what the entire presidential
policy directive is about. It's all based on the National
Strategy for Trusted Identities in Cyberspace. This was written
two years ago, the Obama Administration released this,
and this is how, and Google's already doing it. Facebook, of
course, is doing this, Twitter is going to do it, every single
service you want to use on the Internet, you will have to be
yourself, you will have to be identified as you, you will be
certified as you because that's what the government really
wants. That is the only thing is the identity ecosystem. It's
right here in the document. Everything else is bullcrap.
Because once they know who you are, and what you do when you're
going somewhere, then you are completely controlled by the
identity ecosystem is what this is all about.
And I hope it gets us more listeners
I think you're right. And in fact, I think everybody's in
lockstep on this idea, because they just hate these anonymous
people. Oh, well,
but this you'll see that an anonymous is of course set up
for this very reason. It's not set up. It's propagated oh,
these anonymous Oh, they're doing anonymous does. It's
called that can make it any more clear what the CIA is doing when
they create when they propagate an entity and the FBI called
Anonymous. Well, we can't have anonymous what is the exact
opposite of anonymous, it's the identity ecosystem. It is the it
is the only thing that they want is to be able to to know who you
are on the internet and and I am astounded where is the wiki
pedia? You know, what's the douchebags name? Who runs the
Wikimedia? What's his name? Yeah, that goes whales. Where's
the protest? Where's Am I missing something? Where is it?
Where's anonymous for that matter? Where's everybody today?
With this? Did I miss something? Am I missing some pretty huge
protests going on?
And the slippery slope has been was you know what I was gonna be
this, the slippery slope had had begun probably in the late 90s.
And it is just you know, and people are so slow to react to
these incremental downslope movements that, you know they
Oh, okay. Yeah, it's gonna be good. It's the what's the name
of this? What's the name of this executive order? Protection,
there's always protection or something like that?
No, it's the Hold on a second. The executive or well there's
there's a number of things. It's the executive order improving
critical infrastructure cybersecurity, but what it
refers to is the National Strategy for Trusted Identities
in Cyberspace. Now, this is not happening overnight, is about
200 days, where all these reports and everything has to be
set up. And guess who was guess who is in charge of a lot of
the, the a lot of the programs for setting up the real rules
and the way it's going to work knit, who NIST the National
Institute for Science and Technology exists the same. It's
the same guys who have written in reports that airplanes of the
737 727 can fly 500 miles an hour at 2000 feet. I mean, these
guys are full of crap. This is in the 911 report from NIST. Now
I mean, you can debate whether you know how jet fuel works with
steel and how buildings I'm not a I don't know anything about
Architecture and building and I'm not a structural engineer, I
am a pilot and I know what the NIST says that these air these
911 aircraft are flown at 500 miles an hour at several 1000
feet no way this is just this is not possible this is that a
science that is science. The wings would be ripping off that
thing can't even go that fast. These guys are not going to be
in charge of it. Please, you're screwed. And good on GX to our
our resident techno techno dude he was on the on the Google plus
and then Google START harassing him about yesterday. Yes, to use
his real name. He just signed off he said screw it. I'm out.
Good on, you know agenda news network.com. You're dropping
your RSS feed. You can call yourself whatever you want. But
the all this other stuff. This is this is this is truly the
beginning of the end. If you continue to use the centralized
systems,
is you have little choice. Now there's just a few loads outside
the system. That's
bullcrap. This you everyone has choice. You don't have to. You
don't have to be on Facebook. You don't you don't stop
existing. And
but just you're you're not talking to you're talking to the
wrong people here.
They're half half the audience is on Google on Google Plus
going wave so great. Anyway, talking to the wrong people.
This is exactly these are the only people
talking to me. I'm just saying, Are you telling me that you
don't have to be on Facebook? Yeah. Now you are on Facebook.
They have to be for some reason they have to be on Facebook. I'm
not on Facebook. Everybody is on Facebook. But me. Are you on
Facebook? I am I have not looked at Facebook for two years on
Facebook. You haven't a Facebook account. You have a Facebook
account? She
is on Facebook. Do I have a Facebook account? No. Now can I
just say that Dave Jones and I, although he's done all the
programming work have completed the it's called I'll just I'll
just call it we call it the river thing. He but it's
cartulary. And it is now installable you can you can
install it right on to any Unix box. It is a complete open
source social network based on RSS OPML. The thing kicks ass.
I've been using it for a year myself. We're just writing up
some documentation, it can all connect together, you can run
your own, you can have 100 people on your server. And as it
is going to be the only truly free as a real free stuff. open
source alternative to any of this crap. And you're gonna get
on it to John, you're gonna you're gonna love this. You're
gonna love it. And you can be whatever you want to be you can
be whoever you want to be. You can you can be completely
anonymous. And it just works. And already the entire no
agenda, News Network and the whole family and everything is
all tied into it. You don't need to be on Facebook. You don't
need to be on Google Plus. So it's not necessary for what? To
show how great your life is. My life doesn't suck. Look at my
food. That's what it is.
People look at my food and
what is Google Plus right now? It's just links just links. It's
just like steroids just links. What is Twitter? It's just
links. You don't need you don't need the audience. Okay, you
don't need the audience. You'll need to be a little reality
stars is not necessary. That's all you are and you're falling
for it. You're all little Kimmy Kardashians only not as hot
probably not with such a big buddy there now.
So I don't know. I haven't seen your butt recently.
It's not as big nobody's as big as hers that I can tell. Now I
saw by the way Yeah, go on. Well, I
was I was going to play some I was going to totally shift gears
here for so I
wanted to stick with it. One I got two more Obama things I want
to discuss before you do that. Okay. Sure. It plays right into
it great. One of them is by the way did they had Miss Shep?
Steve Cook was supposed to be at the event. That's the who was
that's the Apple guy. Yeah, he's supposed to be at the event
sitting next to Michelle up in the booth. And he didn't show
up. But it was in the speech already that Apple would get
this plug and they were going to throw the camera on him and
really Obama said it on Apple is going to bring their
manufacturing back to the US camera to Tim Cook. He wasn't
there.
Tell me that Taylor Swift there.
No, Michelle. I had sat next to her with some old grandmother
Lee like black woman and there was also 105 year old black
woman and the place was good even could barely stand and then
on on Michelle's left and people can go back and check this
again. Apparently, it was mouse say doing that was sitting next
to her and A Saudi, or at least a woman that looked like mouths
a dune. And she was and she also clapped like him. If you can
imagine this sort of clapping constantly to you to take your
hands and hold them about, let's say 15 inches in front of your
chest and make them, you know, point away from you about just
pulling away from you. And then stretch your fingers out. So
there's so your whole hand is stretched way out and big, and
then clap. Like this. It sounds like this. You can't get any
noise. And you do it slowly like that. That's what this woman
kept doing. Like she was something wrong with her.
By the way, I hope that you wrote a column about the absence
of Steve Cook, because that that'll go over very well with
the
I don't know, if Steve Cook. Tim Cook, Steve.
From now on. He's Steve Cook is done. I know he's Steve. That's
it. Sorry. That you know what, people must do that all day,
Steve. Oh, crap. I mean, Tim, he must get that all the time. That
must be it must be so horrible. All right.
After the Obama says you want to get this? No, we're done. After
the Obama speech. Poor. What's his name from Florida, the super
guy in the next President of the United States, or at least hopes
to be? What's his name? The guy in Florida, the Rubio, Rubio,
Rubio is they're giving a speech. I know, this is what you
missed. That was funny. He is giving a speech and I don't know
if you've ever done this, but sometimes it doesn't happen that
often to me, but it has happened and it's annoying. You're
talking yourself out and in some point or other your your saliva
goes away. Yeah, you just cotton mouth. You go cotton mouth. And
so he had the dual thing he was in some little hot room,
apparently cuz he was sweating. Like, like Nixon, or like the
guy in the network show.
By the way, John. I mean, everyone knows what happened. I
mean, this is like, the only this is like, this is almost
like real news. I mean, this i This is not like an unknown.
Okay, well, anyway, well, I don't know if anyone knows he
was sweating while drying out then you had to grab a thing of
water, which was kind of pathetic. But right after him.
Then came Rand Paul. And who was going to do this speech for the
Tea Party. Right? Nobody would cover this Rand Paul speech 01
network of all people, which was the blaze. Well, which Beck's
network? Yeah. Played it. And you know, and I thought it was
actually pretty good. But they, but then they went back to this
little panel that they have on this Wilkos show, including
this.
Yeah. And they were just laughing about Rubio's water
drink fiasco, they
were they were talking about how bad the speech was from Rand
Paul and, and went on and on. And this one little attractive
mulatto girl, was she decided to she was just raving and she was
raving about the Obama speech. And she got kind of a, she. She
discussed what she thought of how great the speech was. And
then they they brought in the senator from Utah, Mike Lee, who
set her straight. And what was interesting to me, was it he set
her straight. I mean, it's obvious to me that the Glenn
Beck Group, they're just borderline liberals.
You are in the chamber listening to the President's State of the
Union address tonight, I was struck by how conciliatory It
was surprisingly, so opening this, you just say conservatory
conciliatory with JFK
quoting that we are not rivals for power. We're sharing power.
Was that your reaction? And what was the mood of the chamber? No,
I
wonder whether we were watching the same speech? I mean, I don't
think I heard more than about two conciliatory syllables in
the entire speech. Look, this was a rant that made the
President's inauguration speech look very tame by comparison.
When was that shared by your colleagues? Sitting with you?
Yeah, I think so. I mean, I saw a number of my Republican
colleagues who were not standing or clapping a lot. Look, the
President went right for the jugular at one moment where he
came out and said, If Congress isn't going to act on climate
change, I will I'll do it without them. This isn't the
same sort of in your face go it alone approach that we've been
seeing from this president. And he brought it out yet again,
tonight. It's offensive. It's counterproductive. It runs
contrary to the rule of law. And I don't think we as Americans
should have to put up with that. We do have an elected
legislative branch in this country. And the President needs
to acknowledge that, you know,
so this could have been MSNBC. I mean, it makes exactly the same
kind of talk. Well, you know, what's interesting, this whole
Glenn Beck operation, I know one of the head writers there, and I
didn't find out until, like a year ago. His name is Mike
opelka. Coach Mike, we used to call him you know how I know
Coach Mike, you know what he used to do for like 10 years. He
produced the morning zoo for z 100. Yeah, this is this is This
is the kind of people who are over there. And he's he's not.
He's a complete Obama bot. He just writing differently now for
whatever gig. Now the back is mainstream, those guys are all
mainstream, compromised selling.
This exchange Yeah, was like fine didn't realize bucks, but
Beck's operation was actually it's a phony operation. It's
like gold.
So I had heard about this this prayer breakfast speech by a
certain guy called Dr. Carson. Had you heard about this as the
big hero of the day? Well, have you haven't seen that? You
haven't even seen this guy, you must have done something with
him.
I did. And it actually I know, people I'd seen this around
like, Oh, you've This is great. This is fantastic. And I'm like,
Well, you know, maybe, and then I saw him on some his name
again. Carson. Then I saw him on some
of it first name, his last name, Dr. Carson.
And then I see him on some new show. And he says the following.
I'm
very focused on education. And kidding, the populace back to
where it used to be like back in 1831 when Alexis de Tocqueville
came here and was so impressed. So
he's saying this on like, CNN, or something like no one knows
who the hell that guy is from 1831. Now we know because we've
discussed, discussed it on the show when the French guy went to
go check out our Republican wrote about his very, very
famous document, like, Okay, this guy is like talking in
riddles. He's not, he's clearly not the scripted,
because an uneducated populace will fall for anything. And if
you go and you talk to most people, they mean well, but they
don't have much of a breadth of, of education, of knowledge of
understanding what the real issues are. And therefore, they
listen to pundits on television, who tell them what they're
supposed to think. And they keep repeating that. And pretty soon
they say, Oh, well, that must be true. All right. Okay.
This guy is interesting. I think I will watch his prayer
breakfast. Now. I have a couple of clips from this. And this is
this is this is an unbelievable, I'm just gonna play you a couple
clips. You must watch this thing in its entirety. It's about half
an hour. He was a guest speaker at this fellowship, prayer
breakfast meeting. The President's there. The First
Lady is there. Oh, Biden is there. And this guy and he's a
neurosurgeon. He's about to retire. Actually. He's a
neurosurgeon. He's black. I'm sorry. African American. And,
and he is a favorite speaker. I think he's he's done the
certainly done this before. And he gets up and the President is
sitting five feet away from him. And I'm telling you, every
single time you hear the audience laugh or clap, the
President is looking they're pissed. Pissed off. He is so
angry, and he's texting on it. You can't see it behind the
table. He's on his Blackberry, texting to some like, how did
you get me? Me This is he was somehow he was set up either by
his own people. Scores are God, I don't know. But this is
there's a God angle to this. But just listen to a few of the
things that this Carson said. So here's his kind of setup on
political correctness. And this is where the President still
kind of laughing and kind of having a good time with this guy
at this point,
which I think is a horrible thing. By the way. I'm very,
very compassionate. And I'm not ever out to offend anyone. But
PC is dangerous. Because you see this country, one of the
founding principles was freedom of thought and freedom of
expression. And it muffles people, it puts a muzzle on
them. And at the same time, keeps people from discussing
important issues. While the fabric of this society is being
changed, and we cannot fall for that trick.
This is the point where Obama's face goes what Hold on a second.
He's He's telling him his trick. Shut up, man. What
we need to do is start talking about things, talking about
things that are important things that were important in the
development of our nation.
Okay. So at this point, the President's like, hold on a
second, what is this guy doing now? And so this is an educated
little bit older than our president educated black man.
Laying the smackdown on this is a guy who it really is and by
the way, no teleprompter. This guy is talking. He's just doing
it off the top of his head. He's looking right at people. You
know, there's no little glass plates for him to be looking at
to read this. And the President is going all Holy crap, this guy
is the real deal. So let's see what is the this guy is a neuro
surgeon. But he thought it would be kind of funny to talk about
our president because our president is a lawyer, some
people
say you're overblown and things aren't that bad. And your
doctor, a neurosurgeon, why are you concerned about these
things? I got news for you. Five Doctors signed a declaration of
independence. Doctors were involved in the frame of the
Constitution, the Bill of Rights, a whole bunch of things.
It's only been in recent decades that we've extracted ourselves,
which I think is a big mistake. We need doctors and we need
scientists, engineers, we need all those people involved in
government, not just lawyers. I don't have anything against
lawyers. But you know, here's the thing about lawyers, I'm
sorry, but I gotta be truthful.
And Obama is neat. He's not like he's frowning. He's looking like
What do lawyers learn in law school? To win. By hook or by
crook, you got to win. So you got all these Democrat lawyers,
and you got all that Republican lawyers and their side wants to
win. We need to get rid of that. What we need to start thinking
about is how do we solve problems?
President not clapping not laughing.
Now, before I get shot, let me finish here. Right, right,
right. So I'm like, Oh, my God. Now now the guy is gonna He's
gonna He's taken out his knife. And he's going to stick it right
into the number one thing, this President is proud of
health care, we need to have good health care for everybody.
It's the most important thing that a person can have. Money
means nothing. Titles means nothing when you don't have your
health. But we got to figure out efficient ways to do it. We
spent a lot of money on healthcare twice as much per
capita as anybody else in the world, and yet not very
efficient. What can we do? Here's my solution.
Okay, what do you think he's gonna roll out? What do you
think? So we've just had this whole Obamacare thing, the whole
medical world has been turned upside down, we've got insurance
companies, it's a bonanza, this guy is sitting, the standing
five feet from the from the hero of Obamacare, what is he going
to suggest we do?
Obviously, get rid of Obamacare.
When the person is born, give them a birth certificate, and
electronic medical record. And a health savings account, to which
money can be contributed pre tax from the time you're born to the
time you die, when you die, you can pass it on to your family
members. So that when you're 85 years old, and you got six
diseases, you're not trying to spin up everything you're happy
to pass it on. And there's nobody talking about death
panels. And also, you know, for the people who are indigent, who
don't have any money, we can make contributions to their HSA
each month, because we already have this huge pot of money,
instead of sending it to some bureaucracy. Let's put it in
their HSA. So now they have some control over their own health
care. And what do you think they're going to do, they're
going to learn very quickly how to be responsible. When Mr.
Jones gets that diabetic foot ulcer, he's not going to the
emergency room and blowing a big chunk of it, he's gonna go to
the clinic, he learns that very quickly gets the same treatment
in emergency room, they sent him out in the clinic, they say, now
let's get your diabetes under control. So you're not back here
in three weeks with another problem. That's how we begin to
solve these kinds of problems. It's much more complex than
that. And I have time to go into it. But we can do all of these
things, because we're smart people. So
now the President's on his BlackBerry's like. And he's not
even looking at the guy anymore. He's so angry, and he's on the
dais. And this is C span. So you can see this is a single camera
shot. It's the most unbelievable thing. This guy's laying the
smackdown. He's well educated, he's smart. We know his
credentials. He's a neurosurgeon. He's African
American. That guy's funny. I don't have half of the jokes. He
was cracking. And then All right, let's just let's just
totally screw the president right here. And right now, right
now. And like I said, I'm not politically correct. So I'm
sorry. But you know, our deficit is a big problem. Think about
it. And our national debt 16 and a half trillion dollars, you
think that's not a lot of money? Tell you what, count one number
per second, which you can't even do because once you get to 1000,
you can't you take your logo second, but one number per
second, you know, how long would it take you to count the
16,000,000,507,000 years? More than a half a million years.
I was like she just posted a blog. You must be thinking,
don't say think about it. No, this is not good. Slaves be
thinking for themselves Now shut up to
get there. We have to deal with this. Here's the parable. A
family falls on hard times, Dad loses his job or demoted, gets
part time work, has five children, he comes to the five
children, he says, we're going to have to reduce your
allowance. Well, they're not happy about it. But he said,
except for John and Susan, they're, they're special. They
get to keep their allowance. In fact, we may give them more. Do
you think that's going to go down? Not too well. Same thing
happens. And I've said, What about our taxation system? So
complex, there is no one who can possibly comply with every jot
and tittle of our tax. And so if I want to get you or you, I can
get you on a tax issue.
This is where he made a mistake. And you should never have given
the President this idea. Because you're going down on the tax, my
friend,
that doesn't make any sense. What we need to do is come up
with something that's simple. And when I pick up my Bible, you
know what I see, I see the fairest individual in the
universe, God, He's given us a system. It's kind of time. Now,
we don't necessarily have to do it. 10%. But this principle, he
didn't say if your crops fail, don't give me any ties. He
didn't say if you have a bumper crop can be triple ties. So
there must be something inherently fair about
proportionality, you make $10 billion, you put in a billion,
you make $10, you put in one course, you got to get rid of
the loopholes. Now, some people say, they say, well, that's not
fair, because it doesn't hurt the guy who made $10 billion as
much as the guy who made 10. Where does it say you have to
hurt the guy, he just put a billion dollars in the pot, you
know, we don't need to hurt him. You know, it's, it's that kind
of thinking. It's that kind of thinking that has resulted in
602 banks in the Cayman Islands. That money needs to be back
here, building our infrastructure and creating
jobs. And we're smart enough. We're smart enough to figure out
how to do that. We've already started down the path of solving
one of the other big problems, and that's
where he gets into healthcare. So I played out of order. How
awesome is that? He, I mean, he played the God card.
Like God says,
This is how Jesus did it, man. What do you want to say Barak?
And then when he's done, he knows the president. Everyone
gets up that President doesn't even get up. He doesn't look at
him. He doesn't clap. He doesn't get up. He was he acts like such
a spoiled baby. That it this was a very, for the first time
really displayed in public How childish and just Oh, really
sad. Really, really sad. When you get someone who's really
making sense and saying some intelligence thing, and you can
have arguments. But But wow, I was just blown away and I passed
over this clip at least five times in the past week. Like
yeah, yeah, whatever. You know, I just said and I and so I was
thought was so important just to play some of this because like,
I mean, I was blown away by this. And it is of course it
gets zero play.
A lot of play on the Rush Limbaugh show. Oh, really?
Okay. Well, though. Well, there you go. I'm a Republican.
About that. I don't think a rush limbaugh zero.
Did he play any of this stuff that he played these these
clips? I didn't hear
that I only Gus heard in passing. Because I was a there's
no way because he's gonna discount it. I don't know. I
didn't hear the show. All I got is just a rundown of the show.
And he went on and on about how important this guy was in his
speech was great. But I did run into something they were kind of
a health care related. Somebody's they're starting to
break down the Obamacare thing, just before it goes into full
position in 2014. And now it's turns out it's only gonna help
about 9 million people out of that all these 40 that they
tried to help. But and, you know, especially the small
companies that are out with over 50 people have to do you know,
what the dollar amount the amount of money that has to be
contributed to this system? By the employers, the companies
that have the 50 people or whatever, per hour? What do you
mean on top of their regular salary?
You gotta ask me the question again, because I'm not quite
sure I'm understanding what you're saying here.
If I have a company and I'm paying everybody 10 bucks an
hour, what edition? Do I have to pay to cover the Obamacare? Nut?
So everyone's covered and everything's legal? What in
addition? Wow, 50
cents.
Wait a minute, you're paying everyone $10 an hour. And in
order to help everybody else out, you can now pay $17 wasn't
5750
goes to the to the system to the government to the health care to
the Obamacare, Obamacare gets $7.50 an hour per employee. How
that number looks legitimate to me.
And where did you come up with this rush limbaugh show?
Snow Rush Limbaugh talking about stuff like that.
I was gonna say like, I was so happy with these clips and then
you'd like just slap me down like Rush Limbaugh played it. Oh
my God, I feel like a dick now.
Why? Just because this is what you always do. You're always
assuming that there's no value in anything anybody else does? I
mean, I can kind of Correct, correct, correct. But these
other guys do pick up on these things. And if it's Obama
bashing, you can be absolutely sure that Sean Hannity and Rush
Limbaugh be all over it. And in fact, I believe that according
to the Wikipedia page, this guy's been on the Hannity
program really well
known so how come a guy like this is not? Well, I can tell
you why. So this guy is not it didn't just arrive on the scene.
No, it did not.
He got the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which is not easy to
come by at the White House on June 28 2008. From spin around
he just has been ignored.
Right but still they run this just shows you how parties are
run they run some douchebag Bane Bane CEO, Romney they run him as
as candidate with this, this is this is a leader. This is this
is he talks like a leader. He conducts himself like a leader.
He brings in what Americans love, little bit of God talk and
then we love that we love our Bible stuff, you know, doesn't
matter where you're from. We love it. We just love it. It
makes a lot of sense.
My understanding of what this guy said and that whole thing I
will watch it because I didn't know that the Obama grimace
thing. Was that hilarious. It's hilarious you which isn't one of
them. I love I watch it.
But the most important thing, and this is what I really you
listen to his tight thing. And what is he saying their value
for value? That's what he's saying. He's talking about, you
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piece consistent, whatever it is, but you have to do it. Yeah.
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you want to do the deducing and all that all in one go. You've
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Well, Pelosi has amazing knockers they are I mean,
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We'll have to send them an email asking if the internet
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It's got like the Inca the Inca things there what does it what
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Not sure we can negotiate a deal. Yeah, it's got like
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We're gonna have a bootcut to have a night of meeting down
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Oh my god, how awesome would that be? I want the dungeon
room.
Yeah, I'm sure you do. Anyway,
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Alright, so under the under his Europa category. We have a nice
little ditty here from our buddy, Nigel Farage, who was
talking about a new phenomenon. As you know, the European
Parliament The elections are coming up. And they have decided
as is possible, according to their treaties, because they
don't really have a constitution, according to the
treaties that everyone's been forced to sign on to. If a two
thirds majority of Euro Parliament wants to hold the
vote for the Starfleet Command in secret they can decide to do
so and they have decided just that. So your next year Oh
president on rushing to me, your next year Oh
Praz president will be will be chosen by secret ballot, you
will not know what your chosen so called chosen representatives
have voted, you will you're not allowed to know it's a secret
ballot. And just to make sure that you know exactly what's
going on and that no one has any myths or disinformation out
there. We have the official troll patrol.
Serious I'm in the Bureau of the Parliament, which is the
organization of the European Parliament, which decides how
resources are spent, you know, they decided that they're going
to train in house staff in the run up to the European elections
of 2014. To train those people to go online to look at
Facebook, Twitter, other social media sites, and to correct
that's their word, not mine, to correct any misapprehensions
that may exist about the European Union.
Mr. Curry, we need to correct you on something you said about
the European Union.
This is what the soybean Council does.
The European soybean Council
know the soybean council if you write some nasty thing about
soybean oil, which people do Yeah, like it's estrogen analog,
and it'll make your brains and your brain will shrink. You get
boobs in your brain shrinks? Yes.
Yeah, those two things. Yes. And they come knocking. Same thing.
Exactly.
And and do they pay you when you change stuff? And can we make
any money this way? Well, they usually
do talk to the publication and then they tell them we'd like to
run a rebuttal and then they maybe pay them.
Have you ever dealt with the soil? The soil foundation?
No, but Mimi actually tracked down. This is a couple of years
ago, she tracked down all this all the all the representations
on the internet of why soy oil is so great. And found, you
know, essentially word for word paragraphs and all these
original quote unquote articles showing this is all planted.
bullcrap. Yeah. Makes it very common to use this with good
publicity he's supposed to do.
So there's a red book thing, which I think we already crossed
off. But you know what? People need to be reminded you reminded
people several times, there's some things that we've discussed
in the past and clips that we've played. Headline IBM's Watson
providing superior cancer treatment plans, and will
accelerate the adoption of new cancer research. This is as we
predicted, and it's in the red book actually
predicted this when they were on the show on note on the Jeopardy
program. We predicted it at that point that this was a scam.
Yeah, that I should have pulled the clip but literally said that
that IBM's Watson would be recommending your treatment for
healthcare. And so here's the article tweet the IBM Watson
system. The the IBM Watson system gained fame by beating
human contestants on the television quiz show Jeopardy
almost two years ago. Since that time, Watson has evolved from a
first of a kind status to a commercial cognitive computing
system
who and by the way, as we pointed out, when they beat the
humans, humanoids humanoid, there's only because they had it
they had they had a quicker trigger. It wasn't that they
knew any more of it. No, that just they could push the button
faster because they essentially could read the question before a
human could read because it was all machine, they'd get the
machine version. So it's just a bunch of data, a bunch of ASCII
text, and they could get through it instantly and then hit the
button if they knew the answer. So it's a scam. It's a bull
crap. It was a bull crap thing. The whole thing was ridiculous.
So there's a new disorder, which is I think being considered for
DSM five which is I found to be interesting, and there may be
something to it, and I don't know if they can drag this out
of you, although I'm sure they can. It is sensory processing
disorder. Have you heard of this, John? Since they select
dyslexia, sensory processing disorder or SPD is a
neurological disorder causing difficulties with taking in
processing and responding to sensory information about the
environment and from within one's own body? For those
identified as having SPD sensory information may be sensed and
perceived in a way that is different from most other
people. What this is, is you know how kids will be like this,
you know, the socks are itchy. That's SPD.
Yeah, my daughter can't wear wool sweater because she says
it's itchy.
Yeah, that's what well, totally SPD drugged that kid
been trying but she keeps running away.
What you took her off the leash or you cry you nuts away what
we're talking about that people if you have kids Can I just make
one suggestion and I have I've had a kid, and my kid is now
big. It is not cute when you teach your kid to high five
people, okay? It's embarrassing. I'd give him a high five honey.
No, that's not kidding. It is so late seen that alive in LA,
I saw it on the plane were two year old high five, high five,
high five, and the kids like doesn't do anything. And then
the parent keeps going. Can I do it? You could do it, give a high
five, give a high five give a high five is like that is the
worst thing. You could stop it. Just stop it. That is not okay.
That's not the same as putting your kid on a leash. But still
is really really, really not
just yours kind of glossed over the European news. You kind of
miss No,
no, no, the horse meat is a huge distraction.
I know. But there was one piece of kind of interesting
information in this particular report that I had to mention
because it kind of chides the Brits about the contents of
their hamburgers
or US Writing in The Guardian this week, said you may be
reassured to know that EU regulations insists that if it's
called meat, it has to be quote, skeletal muscle with with
naturally included our adherence, fat and connective
tissue. And that our own food standards agency insists that
economy beef burgers must contain a heartening 47% of the
same stuff sourced from cows, as ever modern capitalism spoils I
say. So if I read this correctly, to invest if 47% of
those economy, beef burgers have to be beef, then in they're not
even breaking the laws. They put horse meat in there.
Or cat meat, rats.
We got an email from a producer Andrew in the UK and he says,
Listen, this is the hugest distraction. This horsemeat
scandal has been going on for a week now but has gained
ridiculous coverage in the past few days. He says this is a
cover up, he says I propose is a huge scale distraction created
by the government. At this time, they're trying to pass the
justice and security bill, which has had its second reading in
the commons this week. This bill is a bill that would allow the
UK Government to make anything secret in the interest of
national security, a phrase that as well overused in the USA, but
not so much here. While you're learning quickly. The media have
not reported on this one bit that I did see a commentator on
the BBC tried to bring it up. But it was taken off camera
quickly and told they were out of time. Back to back to the
horsemeat scandal. So wow, they can make anything they want
secret like that you're eating horse meat. This is the other.
Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.
The other kind of interesting story which is slowly developing
in Italy, is this comic who's like trying to take running a
comedian literally. I'd actually like 100 people into the
web talk with Willow a lot about this guy, and he has been he's
kind of like Andrew Dice Clay. He's been around for a long
time, and is just you know, at this point, the Italians are so
desperate that they'll take him. They'll take him but he doesn't
take him because he seems to be the one that's advocating
renegotiating the debt because the Italians of all the people
as you know where the metal cheese came from, where the
original bankers were born, you know, before anyplace else.
Yeah, they know that they're going to get totally hosed by
the EU if they can't get out of this scam that was pulled on
him.
Bloomberg Television, it is quarter past six o'clock here in
London. Now Italy's election season is in full swing. One
unusual candidate is gaining ground. Comedian Beppe Grillo is
head of the country's Five Star Movement. He's disrupting the
political scene. His message is that Italy's debt must be
renegotiated at the country's to escape a decade of stagnation or
Europe had to sit David Tweed is with us. He's ruffling a few
feathers, isn't he? Yes, baby has been rough ruffling feathers
for quite some time. But the interesting thing is what he's
actually aiming to do in the selection. You can see him here
he's been campaigning has been crossing well over Italy. He's
got this little campervan that he's going around in. What he
wants to do is he wants to be a spoiler in the selection. And so
he's aiming to get 100 seats out of 945 seats in the upper house
and the lower house and he eventually wants to bring down
whatever government is formed. He's given himself six to eight
months, but as he said, he's also positioning himself as an
absolute populist and he's really going after the whole
issue. A lot of Italians are very worried about net as the
debt
All right prediction, write it down. unfortunate accident. For
real, it's
not much of a prediction on this show.
Well, but this unfortunate accident I'm gonna say road
accident He's driving around in a camper car overturns.
It says says hot pockets to err on the side, weirdly enough.
Oh, really? Is that? Is that what it says? Yeah, if only I
could find it quickly enough. All right, while we're there, we
might as well roll it out.
Intrigue is there more to Pope Benedict sudden decision to step
down.
Although there's no evidence to suggest a motive other than old
age. The Pope's unusual departure has left some
wondering can be deeper than than what we've been told at the
moment channel, you'd say his age and the weight of scandals,
especially revelations of sexual abuse by priests may have gotten
to the scholarly pontiff
NAB. Now I'm not thinking that this, of course, is something
that everybody would like to talk about is what is going on
with the Pope. So second chances show. I have a number of
possibilities. I'll bet you do. My I have a couple of favorites
actually. So I'm just going to lay them out. I have not decided
which track I'm going to go with yet. First of all, we have the
prophecy of Pope's this is something that you can look up
for yourself. The prophecy of Pope's is a list of 112 short
phrases in Latin to describe each of the Roman Catholic
Pope's, and we are now up to the if this next pope, there will be
another pope named himself Peter the Roman, which is according to
the prophecies that will be the end of Rome, that he will be the
last pope ever, and the Antichrist will show and it's
all over. That. This is the prophecy for this has been
around since 1590. Although some say the original prophecy of the
Pope's goes back to 1139. So that is one that is one. Now
there's another I thought this was actually quite good news
because of course, this guy who by the way, wasn't the Austrian,
alright Ratzinger German straight up when I thought I
couldn't. I thought, Okay. There is a theory out there, that he
quit and said, Look, I can't deal with it because he refuses
to be the person to tell the world about the aliens. Now we
know that. Oh, no, yes, we know that. Yeah. Well, we know that
the Russians, you know, look how many times if we had if we had
this pop up. They were Medvedev set has said, you know, I look,
you know, just just a matter of time, you know, Putin has said
to Obama, look, if you don't tell people I'm going to tell
people and the Pope wants no part of it. He said I can't deal
with this. I cannot be a part of this whole exposure of the of
the aliens, which is coming. And okay. And then I think this is
probably the one is we have to follow the money. There's a
couple of things that that happened that are not that the
I'm amazed the media doesn't even even bring this up.
Remember the butler know who had to expose the memos. And oh,
yeah, they fired. The guy from the the Vatican Bank, known as
the US called the IO are the Institute of religious works.
There is so much corruption with this money. That, you know, the
European Parliament actually seized like 300 million euros of
assets from the bank. This he, this Pope had to get out because
he was mismanaging everything. And they've had to bring in like
new accountants, because the whole thing is banking. I mean,
you may love the Pope. He may be religious, but this is all about
the Vatican Bank. And I think he just screwed up, you know, this
is actually the first banker to go to jail. And that's their
version of it, you get kicked out.
Well, you know, any one of these could be possible.
I really hope it's the aliens. Yeah, that would be you. Really
hope it's the that would be so nice. That
would be better. It'd be more
entertaining. And we didn't even talk about this Happy Year of
the Snake John. Yeah, happier
the snake to you. Fear there. All the snakes out there, who
are working in the Hollywood region,
are concerned that some of the most notorious events in
recent history have happened during the year of the snake.
The terrorist attacks of 911 the Chinese government cracked down
at Tiananmen Square, the start of the Great Depression, all
happened during the years of the snake. The snake is not that
great. This Fung Shui master whose advice was sought by the
builders of Richmond's Olympic Oval suggests there's something
to the cultural superstition
Yeah, you go year of the snake.
They suck things a cycle. Everything's aside Yeah. That's
what I've been saying all along. Yep,
it's the year of the snakes. So it fits perfectly with your
cycle. Now it fits right in with these United States and EU free
trade talks. Why do we even need a free trade agreement with
Europe? What is Is this just New World Order stuff? Or what is
it? No
idea what the deal is? I
mean, does it make sense to me we aren't we all a member of the
World Trade Organization? That's the point
of it. It's just a it's a drink. And you know, they got to go out
and have more drinks. I have no idea
to the Congress of the United States. Message, section 202. D,
the national emergencies Act provides for the automatic
termination of National Emergency unless within 90 days
prior to the anniversary date of his declaration, the president
publishes in the Federal Register and transmits to
Congress a notice stating that the emergency is to continue in
effect beyond the anniversary date in accordance with this
provision. please publish in the Federal Register the enclosed
notice, what country are we talking about? John National
Emergency frightening because it's dangerous to our national
security here in the United States?
We're not talking about ourselves.
No, no, I don't think we've had an executive order.
Well, then, well, who is it? Libya? Libya? Yes. It's
very dangerous. Colonel Muammar Qaddafi. His government close
associates took extreme measures against the people of Libya,
blah, blah, blah. We're in the process of winding down the
sanctions. But still, in the meantime, it's it is the United
States we need to protect against the threat and the
diversion of assets or other abuse by certain members of
Qaddafi's family and other former regime officials.
Therefore I've determined as necessary to continue the
National Emergency with respect to Libya. What a bunch of
hogwash. Hogwash. I didn't
be requested clip you saying hogwash.
So when I was in Los Angeles, I did have contact with my
handler. Agent a if my handler my, my Jewish anti jihadist
handler, member her.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, she set you straight every so often. Yes.
And she sent me straight again. And, and she told me something.
I'm like, This sounds like a fox news thing. This is bullshit.
And she says, Look, you know, whatever you if you can believe
whatever you want, and when when we actually got into a whole
thing about the cultural jihad. And you know, and with that,
then she, you know, she goes, I mean, she has all these books,
she has like the mind, you know, the book milestones. This is the
this is the book or the basically the a watered down
translation of what you're supposed to do as a jihadist.
And whenever some guy blows himself up, there's always a
copy of milestone so she got a copy of this. And then she shows
me that she's got these huge books of Sharia law translation
with the original text next to it. It's some pretty crazy stuff
when you're reading it. And, and you know, and I was talking
about the the Muslim area, remember the, in London and I
think it was Norway and a couple other European countries. We had
that clip the other day. Yeah, like as Muslim area go away. You
fag You fag. You get your fat get out of here like Muslim
area, you can't wear those that dress go away whore and Muslim
Mary, you can't be drinking here. And she opens the
milestones, which is the here it is Muslim areas this? Is it
Muslim patrol, Muslim areas. I'm like, oh, that's kind of
interesting. And she's like, Yeah, and I'm you have to
understand that there are people now within the FBI, the CIA,
within all these three letter agencies, who are very confused,
that the Muslim Brotherhood is bringing in all these
consultants and their and the people, the very people they
were told to keep out of the agency are being led in the
front door. And that all of this, you know, this is where
the I'm repeating some of what I've said before, and all of
this, you can't be an Islamophobe, et cetera
Islamophobia, that this is the cultural Jihad that they've been
working on for 6070 years. And slowly, all these all these
consultants, all these advisors are all over our government and
administration and Department of Homeland Security, and they are
literally changing the way we speak about Islam. And that the
Muslim she keeps hammering the Muslim Brotherhood is extremely,
you know, hell bent on eventually introducing Sherea
Sherea alignment. This is what this what they do. This is the
long term approach, and that our politicians, and I'll just look
at Hillary Clinton You know that they're taking advantage of what
they think is a great deals like, hey, you know, if we just
work with these people, you know, they want to come in, they
want to be an advisor, whatever. And you know, then we get all
the mineral rights and we get all the drilling rights and the
pipeline rights and we make all these deals with them. And then
I'll focus on the short term making a couple billion dollars
with the pipeline stuff. Meanwhile, the specifically the
Muslim Brotherhood is slowly taking over and you see this
happening in Egypt, Muslim Brotherhood comes in. And then
Bill Gates is investing in the Emirates A huge Bonanza, we got
to McCain leading entire delegations over there. This is
huge. But once again, there's the Muslim Brotherhood. And you
know, whenever we have senators or congressmen sending a note,
saying, Hey, we got a couple of questions about some of these
advisors, you got to the homeland security, then you
know, that's like, oh, you're a bunch of Kooks, you're a bunch
of nut ball. You can't ask these questions. You're nuts. You're
nuts. You're nuts. And then she says to me, John Brennan. So
what about John Brennan? She said, he converted to Islam. And
no one is talking about this. I'm like, really. So I'm, I'm
looking around. I'm like, okay, and I see that this is kind of a
meme that's been around very recently, this has started and
she said, Look, you can believe me all you want. But I have this
from people that I really trust. And then I find this video of
Brennan, who apparently he was in, in, he's been in, in the
Arab world since 75. He went to school there and everything. And
she said it was not long ago that he converted to Islam. And
then I hear this clip, which was kind of funny. But for
more than three decades, I have also had the tremendous fortune
to travel the world. And by the way,
John Brennan is about to be confirmed as the director of the
CIA of the United States, you know, guy with the drone guy.
And as part of that experience, to learn about the goodness and
beauty of Islam. As a college student in the 1970s, I spent a
summer traveling through Indonesia, taking in the
wonderful landscape, culture and people of Java and Bali. Despite
my long hair, my earring and my obvious American appearance, I
was welcomed throughout that country, in a way that is
reflect a reflection of the tremendous warmth of Islamic
cultures and societies. Like the president during his childhood
years in Jakarta, I came to see Islam, not how it is often
misrepresented, but for what it is, how it is practiced every
day, by well over a billion Muslims worldwide. A faith of
peace and tolerance and great diversity. And if you permit me,
or I should say, it's madly, bad Indonesia, Sephardic, Illa Mr.
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Now don't tell the folks why we don't speak Arabic what I said.
Yeah, exactly.
He's an agent to get somebody to translate that
I'm sure someone will do that for us. Yes, I'm sure it will be
for the next show. So So I want to say that on this program, the
best podcast in the universe these only place pretty much you
can have the conversation about Islam and really the difference
between Islam and Sharia So Islam and I don't I don't know
if I have a problem with that. I mean, just as much problem with
any religion or lack of problem the religion but I have been
reading this Sharia law stuff and that shit is not okay. Okay,
that's just not okay. It's just crap. I mean, you read I mean, I
should I should read a piece of Sharia every every day on the
show. You know? Like, if you get your your clothes dirty and you
can't find the spot, you should then wash your entire clothing.
And like, Okay, I mean, great, but do we have to be
micromanaged at this level? Is that what this is all about?
Yeah, that's what it's all about. And this is the the
cultural jihad is what they talk about. And it is very possible
that it is true that it's coming. And I think that we need
to at least have the conversation which no one else,
I guess, can have. Because, you know, sponsors are involved
sponsors. Yeah, the sponsors will pull out and, you know,
you're you're labeled something and your career is over. Guess
what? We got no sponsors. And my career's been over for years.
Yeah. So the ACT facts fact. So I just went live just to kind of
kind of augment what you just said about sponsors. I ran into
apparently the show, the insider has fallen apart, they've
redesigned and using OMG off a Yahoo is their name OMG.
Insider. And on this one episode, the future of
advertising and they were Donnelly showed how it works.
The future of advertising, you know, it's the same thing
everyone's sells out. They now but they shoved it in your face
by actually running an ad. In other words, they embedded an ad
into the show.
Hold on one second. Just I'm confused. This is an
entertainment product is OMG thing. Yeah, it's an
entertainment show used to be the Insider. Okay, I got it.
Now. I'm straight. And it's on Yahoo is also on television.
Yahoo keeps the website going and on the television shows,
they've done a joint venture of some sort. I don't know if Yahoo
is making money on this idea, because they're generally cheap
when it comes to television. So it probably aren't.
This is actually what most people consider news is what
you're saying. A lot
of people do. I mean, obviously, none of our listeners do. But
what you can consider that they are experimental enough
especially with Yahoo to embed an ad as bullshit and then play
the then and then then run the product ad itself afterwards.
It's ridiculously shame shameless letter that blew me
away on the red carpet. I literally chased after her.
Lawrence Walsh reports to the machine we talked about her
beauty insurance field, a must have for her makeup bag. What's
the last thing that you touch on your face before you leave for
the red carpet? My penis
lipstick my beauty obsession is whatever makes mom's face look
flawless on the red carpet. So I understand that there's a new
trend in beauty cream, the CC cream what is that
it's an anti aging and Beauty Balm in one but it also has
instant coverage. It's called a Olay Total Effects Tone
Correcting CC cream. It's the first of its kind in the US. And
the good news is everyone you don't have to pay a fortune for
it like that at target it is going to be the next huge thing
which is the anti aging powerful a title protecting color of a BB
cream equal? Introducing the newest beauty trend Total
Effects CC cream,
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now awesome. Do you think that they would be a sponsor on our
show after I talked about them that way?
Probably capture this deal now. First, you got to tell us how
great we are. And then we'll run an ad. This is unbelievable.
This is the kind of digital we're going to be seeing this on
everything that has anything on television where you talk about
it. This isn't even close. This is beyond selling out to your
you they have people who watch the show. They will do they
trust these phonies.
Guess this stupid slaves. Everyone's Asleep man doesn't
matter. The only people who are going to survive this whole
thing this whole cycle is that people listen to the show. And
the people they love they'll probably drag him along although
I would think some of them would be like I had never liked you
anyway, as a brother, screw you.
There's a few problems, you should guys shows that nuts
you should send the note to Representative Peter De Fazio of
Oregon Democrat has introduced a bill into the house hr 630. to
recalculate and restore retirement annuity obligations
of the United States Postal Service eliminate the
requirement. Now I lost the rest of the text. Eliminate the
requirement for the pre funding of decades of retirement
retirement funds. This is House resolution 630 introduced
someone who actually understands what's going on. What but you've
been harping about for months
I harp interesting now Okay,
that's pretty good, right? Yeah, yeah, I get all these new bills
and I read every single one of them. Except these are so new
that they only give you the the synopsis. And there's like this
bill has no summaries available text not yet available, but they
entered in BGB can't get it out for some reason. It's kind of
sucks. Right? Unless you've got something Oh yeah, of course we
have this
official say the Pentagon is creating a new metal that can be
awarded to the troops who have a direct impact on combat
operations, but do it from afar, it will be called the
distributist warfare metal. The metal is a recognition of the
evolving 21st century warfare, where troops fight wars from
computers and video screens, the metal could go to service
members who've never set foot in a combat zone, but launched
drone strikes or cyber attacks that kill or disable anatomie.
Awesome. Gamers now can get a military award. This is
fantastic about it. It's fantastic. And in here, it is
literally extraordinary achievement not involving acts
of valor, directly impacting combat operations. I would be
ashamed to wear that would do just that just have a dead
child's foot on a ribbon. That's better. That's the metal you
should be wearing. If you're a drone owner. Ah, it's ranking
will be slightly above the Bronze Star.
What? Yeah, it's above that. They're gonna give that and it's
gonna be above the Bronze Star, which is a Medal of Valor,
yes. But below the Distinguished Flying Cross. And just a little
bit more than the Iron Cross I think is exactly where we're
going with this unbelievable.
I'm so brave, extraordinary achievement not involving acts
of valor. It's almost like a disclaimer on you should
actually have that written on it. awarded for extraordinary
you know that we this new guy, this guy was watching the
President's speech and they had they showed the Joint Chiefs of
Staff and they're standing there this one weird bald guy who is
the who again, I'm going to pitch it to people who are you
criticizing these guys? This is a guy who is the army guy is
Raymond ODM, or whatever his name is. He's he's just a he's a
rebirth. Petraeus. He's got a million medals, and he's got a
bunch of badges like the Boy Scout badges, and the thing
they've always taught me. Besides being bald as and weird
looking, irks would be we can we can be critical that no, but it
always irks me when one of these guys has this stupid Bakelite
name tag. Nobody knows who the hell he is, which can be sure
that you have to be an idiot to walk around with this, you know,
why does he just have Hello, my name is Ray.
Yeah, the one with the white letters the bait the black
Bakelite tag with the white letters
that's done on a little machine.
You know, that should be our new nogen the night paint is one of
those stupid things
outrageous moron that why does the guy who was the head of the
Army's the chief of staff in the Joint Chiefs of Staff nametag on
like some kid Am I wrong in this?
It should actually say my name is Hi, Hi, my name is general so
and so. Now, of course not it's it's but wait a minute. It's a
whole thing. It's all theater. It's just me and many times
over. Ever since Sandy Hook many times I have thought to myself,
our show is basically over. This pod is over because the cats out
of the bag. It's all fake. That nothing is real. It's just I
mean, we're just roaming around and a big television show. It's
all I mean, I know. We've been talking for three hours. This
freaking cruise ship is still on CNN. Hello. I'm gonna I gotta
You won't believe it. I'm not kidding. Hold on. I gotta plug
this thing
to tie up power. This is all gonna take place in the dark.
They brought in a lot of emergency lighting. You could
say you are a douchebag sure that the docking takes place
smoothly docking this. This is I mean we have cybersecurity
bills. We've got drone metals, and all you can talk about is
poop in a red bag. Really? Go ahead people spend your money
wherever you want to do whatever you want. Please your choice if
you want to give it to the best podcast the universe where we
actually inform you your choice if not get your red bag to put
Pay what you deserve. You gotta be tougher with the audience, I
think. A little tougher. All right, what do we do? The show
was too long. We're not we're not getting back to that. Like,
you're the one going off on name tags for half an hour. I irks
me. I know, man. I agree. But it was a pleasure talking to you,
John. As you know, I took trains, planes and automobiles
just to get here to talk with you all today.
I could have said screw it better late than never. I could
have said screw it.
We'll just see on Sunday. No, yeah, you could
have but your that's not your style. And it's not my style is
done. Then we are the audience expects us to produce something
for them. And we work for them. Yes. They don't work for us.
They're not the product.
No, you are not the product. We're not selling you. We're
selling you the best podcast in the universe, taking like a man.
And we'll be back on Sunday to bring you more deconstruction do
remember us at divorce act.org/na. It's your choice.
Use it wisely. Coming to you from the Capitol to drone star
states in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where I remain John C. Dvorak.
We'll talk to you again on
Sunday right here on no agenda. Because two and a half hours is
too long for anything.
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you people are you have the charisma of a damp rag and the
appearance of a low grade bank Clark? I want you all fired. Who
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