There's doping going on in the, in the sport of curling. What?
Yeah,
you know that thing where they toss it all pumped up on? Adam
curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, February 7 2013 times you get no nation media
assassination episode 485 This is no agenda. massaging my evil
patch here in the capital of the drone Star State Austin Tejas.
Good morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where we're halfway to
Valentine's Day, another fake holiday. I'm John C. Dvorak.
Craig Levin books.
Really, after we had that whole conversation on the last show
where the guy was brilliant. What do you say? Don't remember
he got married on Valentine's Day. Yeah,
that was good idea. Well, he was brilliant, smart, very, very
smart. And what he did was he personally took out one of the
holidays. It took it right out. You really want to have some
fun, you know, getting married on Christmas and try to time the
birthday. I've known a couple of people that were born on
Christmas and they constantly grouse about feeling they were
robbed when my
sister is born on January 1, and she feels bad. Yeah, she feels
the same way. It's like, you know, everyone calls drunk after
like, you know, like two in the morning
that would have been perfect for me. i So don't care about my
birthday. And Miss Mickey's already threatening about my
50th like, ah,
please, threatening She's gonna kill you. Yeah, it's
time. It's time to go. Surprise party, and whatever.
Surprise party.
She's like, and I'll call Michelle and like, no, because
it'd be hookers and jail. Then she's like, Yeah, that's what
you're supposed to do. Like, no, I really don't feel like it. I
don't. It's not what you're supposed to do.
What are you supposed to do when you turn? 50? Do you remember
have
you have an event? You know, probably a big dinner party or
something like that. A dinner party is not a bachelor's party.
Well, apparently, Ms. Mickey thinks that it is like it's the
hookers and jailed time. Like, I don't mind. Okay. A nice dinner.
I agree. A nice dinner is good that people bring you presents
like gold bars and stuff. Yeah, you should
have a huge dinner party with as many people as you can. Maybe
make it a buffet. And then you get all these gifts.
A birthday to go with my bouffant. I love it. Well, no,
she's not gonna kill me. She get him to just did oh my god. This
is real love. She just did her Gitmo nation test for her Green
Card her medical test. Yeah, yeah, this is this is an
annoyance. John, you have to prove you've had all your shots.
And of course, you know, she had proof from her her doctor in the
lowlands. And but then like, Well, should be good enough.
Yeah, but you have where's your booster? There's proof that you
had your booster booster, booster. Booster. Booster
booster shots and and mandatory flu shot. But only during flu
season. So she waits until March 31. Then she doesn't have to
take the flu shot. That's what you should do. Yeah, but I mean,
isn't like that's just nuts. Yeah. Yeah. As
she said, some people appear to get the flu from that shot.
Well, of course. I mean, that was the first thing that will
happen. Punches like, Oh my God. That's real love man. And you do
all that crap. And I did. I didn't tell her I didn't tell
her what happened the last time I went through this, which
granted was 25 years ago, but happened with my ex wife. What
about her? Well, she had to do the same thing only it was in
Newark, New Jersey. And we didn't even have to pay him off
yet. But this is not your your own doctor. This is not a
sanctioned office. You know this is it is the sanction office
isn't you know, just some some back back back woods operation
where the guy was like 400 bucks. Hello.
Should just get ripped off left and right. Oh,
no. And there's another check that I have to write for another
$1,050 for the expedited process again. Just don't even get me
started. But no, they stuck her wrong for the with the blood and
she passed out. Wow. Yeah.
It happens all the time. You get a blood test. And these guys
mean what does it take to poke in and poke and you come back?
You're all your drip, drip and you're all black and blue? Yeah.
How does it what are you what actually happens when they do
something you pass out from it? What have they done?
They've done they haven't done anything to God. You have made
yourself pass.
Okay. I make myself pass out just thinking about it. I didn't
want Yeah, well, there you go. I want to think about going. Well,
anyway, I would like to say hi, everybody, to all of you within
the sound of my voice. If you've been listening to this program
to the no agenda show known as the best podcast in the
universe, then all this drone news should come as no surprise
to you. As we, we have been on this tip for years. And right
into drone. We've been riding the drone for years. In fact, it
was a year ago, almost to the day that we broke down the
entire speech by Shearson holder where he explained this exact
legal precedent. And and so everyone's And now everyone's
all up in arms. Where was the press? Where was the media? When
Holder was onstage saying exactly this? I mean, exactly
what is in this white paper? Don't you love that? John? The
white paper? Yes, it's a it's a white paper. White? It's a it's
a white paper. I know the
bomb as president. Does that really apply? Well, you know,
wow, a racist joke. Really? Jones this early in the morning?
Oh, that's quite amazing. A racist joke. Totally racist.
It wasn't a racist joke. It was a joke that had race involved in
the punch line.
Oh, it's very funny. Here's the headline I saw you didn't do any
any clips whatsoever. So I'm presuming that. Hey, you're not
all that interested. Be? You figured I'd have whatever was
necessary.
The clips about the white paper about about the white paper? Is
that Yeah. Is that a correct assumption? Probably. There's
actually two things I figured you'd get to the bottom of okay.
And so I just let them slide in. That's one of them. I do I do.
Yeah. I actually do have an analysis of the legal stance.
Now this we did not have a year ago. But of course, I've been
studying from my from my law degree. So now,
by the way, I should mention, as some of the commentators have
mentioned, or at least they have in print, I haven't heard it,
heard it on the TV. The white paper is just a white paper.
It's not actually the document that everyone's trying to get
hold of, which is the
memos.
findings.
Now these would be the memos and well actually, we can start with
with holder, being grilled. This is this was this was on C span.
I don't think this really made it on to television. Here is the
Attorney General being grilled. And I thought in this case, the
press is doing a pretty good job. Although this never makes
it onto air, about the so called memos. And of course, for those
of you who haven't been following along, when George W.
Bush, this is George W. Obama when George W. Bush was
president. There was this to do about the torture memos and the
legal precedent for that which the George W. Obama
Administration released like, Hey, we're so transparent, we're
going to show you everything that Bush did,
went over these memos. You are a driving force behind this in the
Bush administration's torture memos. Why don't you afford for
this?
Well, I mean, we'll have to, you know, look at this and see how
what is we want to do with these memos.
But you have to understand that we are talking about things that
are that go into really kind of how we conduct our offensive
operations. Yeah, exactly. They're very offensive. These
operations you have
to remember doesn't seem to be classified, but it was marked
confidential, but not classified. Why not release that
to the general public? You said that you can only discuss that
in a classified setting. But in this memo, you're discussing the
difference between those two? We're taking what sounds like an
ongoing threat and saying that it's an imminent threat. Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's something we'd have to look into, you
know, what's exactly in the white paper?
We don't know what's in the way now. He's pretending he doesn't
know what's in the white paper. We'd have to look into that.
What's in the white paper? We'd have to we'll have to look into
that. Anyway, so a holder of course, is it's holding the bag
in this case, but what I like so much is how this this was
discovered. Of course, you know, this is not a leak or anything.
And the NBC I'm for reasons unknown, NBC got the exclusive
What do you think this could be? John? Why was it not ABC?
either? I was wondering myself, Well, I think ABCs they don't
really have anything to trade.
We'll give you Diane Sawyer and we'll throw in Barbara Walters
if you just give us the white paper.
I don't know. I think it may have some connection to Immelt.
Yeah, I think they're all traded out. I think that's I think
you're making a good point is they are they got The interviews
with the president they did everything leading up to the
election. And now that like they shot that award, I think that's
a good point. They just don't have any more good shows. And
anyway, Brian Williams, I think did a great lead in to the
story. So I'll just give you the lead into the story, which I
thought was just laid it right out there. Good evening. Some
people regard death by drone as a necessary evil of
just thank you for the headlines across the world death by drone.
Thank you, Brian. Well, in our post
911 World way, we have to do business against an enemy we
can't see, including sometimes Americans who have switched
sides. Others see the use of drones by the United States as
nothing more than execution by air without due process, no
court, no charges, no trial, and relatively little oversight.
That would be I think we kind of view it that way. How about you,
John? Yeah, the
kill list? Yeah,
beyond this, I'm gonna kill this guy today, except become a huge
weapon for this country. And this President has made
unprecedented use of them. NBC News has obtained a government
document that lays out the legal argument to justify the
President's use of drones to kill al Qaeda suspects,
including in some cases, US citizens.
And this is not entirely true, that it doesn't really lay out
the entire legal aspect. But I will get into a couple pieces of
it, but not after, not until after we have heard the biggest
drone in the universe. That would be Jay Carney, who is he
is the press secretary. But he did go this guy is so boring. He
just drones on and on and on. But he What happened is the
President went into the newsroom, and you get to see the
sequence. And, you know, the full events was just mind
boggling to me. So the President goes into the press newsroom.
Does this blahdy blas me about let's pass some little budget
now. So we don't have to, you know, cut spending to my
buddies. They're in the military industrial complex, you know,
the sequestration. And even though there's this huge
elephant in the room, I mean, just enormous. This kill list,
death by drone. And then he's done with this little pitch for
whatever about passing some insignificant budget to kick the
can down the road. And then he leaves.
Thanks very much. And I know that you're gonna have a whole
bunch of other questions. And that's why I hired this guy, Jay
Carney.
And the press thinks it's hilarious. Don't answer any
questions yourself. Let's talk to the idiot to take those
questions. And he just walks out. And he just walks right
out a lot like Elvis as he left
isn't isn't exactly the era. Right, right. Hey, everybody,
everybody. Jimmy Carter won't close the show. So here is his
written statement, answering the question, which of course is
question numero uno.
Thanks for being here. I was hoping to skip the briefing
today. But apparently, here to take your question.
Well, apparently.
How can the government determine that an American citizen is an
imminent threat to the US or US interest without having any kind
of specific evidence that that person is planning an immediate
attack in the immediate future?
Well, the question obviously, that you ask relates to some
stories out today, regarding a document prepared and
unclassified document prepared for some members of Congress and
understandable questions. And I can just say that, you know,
this president takes his responsibilities very seriously.
And first and foremost, that's his responsibility to protect
the United States and American citizens.
Okay. All right. Let's stop it right there. This is my pet
peeve. And to prove that this is a lie, that this is not the
President's first and foremost responsibility, it is not, I am
going to play the 30 seconds. The entire 30 seconds of what
the President pledged with his oath to office this past January
for his second term, so we can be very clear what he is
swearing to do right and repeat after me. I, Barack
Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear I, Barack Hussein Obama, do
solemnly swear That I will faithfully execute, that I will
faithfully execute the office of President of the United States,
the office of president the United States, and will to the
best of my ability and will to the best of my ability,
preserve, protect and defend, preserve, protect and defend,
preserve for protect and defend. What's he going to say next?
Will it be the United States of America? The people of America?
What could it be the Constitution of the United
States Constitution of the United States, so help me God.
And that's it. So let's make it clear once and for all. He is
pledging to uphold and protect the Constitution of the United
States, not the citizens of the United States. Do you know,
John, actually, what the 12 powers are of the president?
We've never discussed this. I don't think there are only 12
Things constitutionally that the President can do.
Yes, in the Constitution, I believe.
So we're just rundown on real quick that can one be commander
in chief of the army and navy when called into service to
require the opinion of the principal officer in each
executive department. So I guess he had meetings, three, have
power to grant reprieves and pardons. So that's how you get
people out of jail. Was that what that is?
Yeah, that's when Clinton let Mark rich exactly the felon.
Freedom goes go start the entire oil hedge business. Yeah, for
make treaties, five, who is big one, nominate and appoint
ambassadors, judges of the Supreme Court and all other
officers of the United States, fill up vacancies during the
recess of the Senate, give to Congress information of the
State of the Union. That's like a bigger meeting, recommend to
their consideration such measures as He shall judge
necessary and expedient. That's his recommendation for their
consideration. On extraordinary occasions, convened both houses
or either of them, Receive ambassadors and other public
ministers and basketball teams. Take care that the laws be
faithfully executed, ah, and commission all the officers of
the United States. So nowhere does it say drone, al Qaeda, et
cetera, et cetera. But they found a way around it. And this
is why from and I'm going to, you're going to hear this in the
next 50 seconds from Jay Carney. From now on, we have to go back
to calling this President George W. Obama, because he is taking
the War Powers that he was passed on to him from the
September 2001 attacks by al Qaeda, because now it's a worn
out not a war against terror war on al Qaeda. He is using those
to drone anybody he feels like
he also takes his responsibility in conducting the war against al
Qaeda. Oh, it's
the Why sorry. Did we have a declaration against al Qaeda?
No. And didn't we kill al Qaeda, according to all these
testimonies? And operation? No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Panetta will tell us about that
in a moment
as authorized by Congress in a way that
pay attention to what he's saying as authorized by
Congress. He's so He's twisting the the constitutional right of
Congress being the only body to declare war and saying, Well,
Congress gave the okay the go ahead for the war against al
Qaeda, by signing the war power by assigning the president with
the War Powers after September 2001 is fully
consistent with our Constitution and all the applicable laws. We
have acknowledged the United States that sometimes we use
remotely piloted aircraft to conduct targeted strikes against
specific al Qaeda terrorists in order to prevent attacks on the
United States and to save American lives.
Remember, this is this is going to come down to imminence and to
capture these are the two big words that he's going to be
start start to explain.
We conduct those strikes because they are necessary to mitigate
ongoing actual threats to stop plots, prevent future attacks,
and again, save American lives, save
American lives.
These strikes are legal, they are ethical, and they are wise,
they are wise.
So how many American lives were saved when they killed three
Americans?
Well, it saved or created, I think that's a very good
question. I like that. How many lives Did you save when you
killed three Americans? It's a wise decision.
The US government takes great care in deciding to pursue an al
Qaeda terrorist to ensure precision and to avoid loss of
innocent life. In general, this
guy cannot be happy with having to spew this garbage.
Now he but well, he doesn't give a Cray believes and he's got
these. I don't
know. He doesn't sound normal. Well,
he's got 14 More seconds makes
clear that in taking such a strike, the government must take
into account all relevant constitutional considerations,
but that under generations old legal principles and Supreme
Court decisions, US citizenship alone does not make a leader of
an enemy force immune from being targeted.
So this was the interesting part is they they literally have gone
into generations old, legal language. And this entire the
legality for droning American citizens is explained through
law speak. And when, as you know, this is my favorite thing
to do is to understand the words that lawyers are using that
there are very big and expensive words, they usually charge $400
an hour for. So the precedent for this has been taken from and
this was surprising to me IHL, the international humanitarian
law, which right there says that international law supersedes our
own constitution. The humanity, the international humanitarian
law, also known as the law of armed conflict, is comprised of
the Geneva Conventions, and The Hague Conventions and everything
else that falls underneath them. So I guess, you know, since we
adhere to the Geneva Convention, we generally adhere to the
entire international humanitarian law. And along with
that comes some international human rights law. So according
to the white paper, a US citizen who was located outside the
United States, and is an operational leader continually
planning to continually planning, right, so if you're
just in your head, and planning attacks against us, persona or
interests, now, this is very important. No one is picking up
on this shit. Interests, okay. That does not mean the homeland.
That means pipelines, that means any anything good as any other
property of the United States cannot be lawfully killed
unless, inter alia, we know this word now, in totality, in
totality, and informed high level official of the US
government. Finally, me that that's a contradiction in terms
but an informed high level official, which could be who I
mean, it could be Janet Napolitano. She's a high level
official. Yep. It could be. That could be Valerie Jarrett. It
could be. It could be Michelle Obama,
a high level official.
Okay, well, neither was Valerie Jarrett. In that case,
she I think does have a title
advisor. So an informed high level official, the US
government has determined that the targeted individual poses an
imminent threat of attack against the United States. So
that's part one is the imminent attack an imminent threat? This
is a red herring. This is everyone's going after this.
So the 16 year old kid, maybe it was in the car driving over here
to punch someone out.
Well, it's funny you say that threat? Let's Let's take a short
little detour here. You know, the douchebag Turei. Yeah, you
know, the the music journalist who all of a sudden now has a
show on MSNBC and he's mister. He's Mr. Politics. Yeah, by the
way, it's
very annoying to watch this guy. Listen, listen to so glib and
smug. It's like
cheese. So he gets schooled a little bit on the 16 year old.
But this guy is totally I mean, he's he is your typical Obama
bot, ready to kill anybody. We're at war with al Qaeda right
now.
And if you join al Qaeda, you lose the right to be an
American, you lose the right to due process. You declare
yourself an enemy of this nation, and you're committing
treason. And I don't see why we should expand American rights to
people who want to kill Americans who are working to
kill Americans who are committed. It gets better
treason. This is not criticizing United States. This is going to
war against the 16 year old that was killed. What do you mean,
what about the 16 year old who's an American citizen born in
Denver, where he was killed by one of these one of these
authorized drone attack words? I mean, we've said that we were
criticized civilians we're not talking about civilian
casualties. We thought this is the son of it. He doesn't even
know about the son of DOM the decision was made that he should
die. We we have people who are working against America, then
they need to die because they have to keep it need to die what
they're going to shoot Putin of course, Americans and if we
don't protect America, based on the evidence and I think the
thing here is
I mean, this is such a complicated issue. It's easy to
have a black and white view of it it is one that definitely
falls in those areas. It's not like it's it's not it's not it's
a gray area. It's you know, it's like this isn't you know, it's a
killing people to gray grain, we will have no leg to
stand on when this technology and when it's not if when this
technology is turned and used on us or allies, we
will have no leg to stand on legal or otherwise. Trudeau al
Qaeda attacks this nation, we are attacking al Qaeda back.
Just Tory isn't total idiot. All right.
So he's a major douchebag. Yeah.
Thank you. So everyone is talking about this imminent
thing. This is a they didn't even have to put that in there.
I think they put the word imminent in there. Just to have
the the press run circles around that and distract everybody from
what's really going on here.
Well, there was two things, I noticed one that besides that
distraction. But early when they brought out when Carney first
came out and started his spiel, he's he's specifically mentioned
the document, but his actual phrase was document an
unclassified document. Yes, I have a clip on that, actually.
And he made a big deal. I mean, he actually called out the fact
that this was an unclassified document. Yes. So there had to
be some reason for that. I wouldn't have made a point of
it.
Well, because it was leaked. I mean, here's I think this this
clip actually explains national security, I'm sorry, release of
this memo with Brett to national security,
which memo
switching topics? I mean, it's hard to release that the DOJ
white paper. I don't know what
I No, no. No, it was provides an unclassified document. Even
though it was unclassified, the fact that it's out there,
he just said it was unclassified. No, did you hear
what he almost said?
No. What did he almost say what I miss, it was provided. Oh,
Jesus, let me listen again, I document even though it was
unclassified, the fact that it's out there, it
wasn't designed for public release, but it's an
unclassified.
No, no, you. I'll go back. I'm switching topics. I'm inside the
release of the DOJ white paper. I don't know what
I No, no, no, it was provides an unclassified document.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It was provided her? Well, they did
provide it. I mean, it was provided to members of Congress.
But of course, you know, the whole idea was to provide it out
into the OPC. Yeah, but it's not new, the whole I mean, and as an
end of show clip, I'm happy to play the five minutes of holder,
almost reading this document. I mean, it's literally reading it,
but I just like to explain the legal context. The reason why we
can do this is because we are in a so called NIACC. And this is
this is the key, the key phrase that according to international
humanitarian law, which stands for a non international armed
conflict, and when it comes down to that the military may
constitutionally use force against a US citizen who is part
of enemy forces. And this is Hold on a second.
You think a Locky was part of any enemy force he was just a
standalone?
Well, but but this this goes back to George W. Bush, when the
government can determine who is belligerent remember that combat
combatant enemy combatant if you're belligerent then you're
Locky The ghoul let's start start with the top. I mean, the
16 year old kid is the more obvious example but even looking
at a Locky did he was he ever shooting at anybody? No it was
it was doing was bitching and moaning.
You only have to be planning.
He wasn't planning anything he was doing in moaning you only
did no no. What was he planning? He wasn't part of a group that
was planning strategies. Honestly, he wasn't a violent
person. He all he was doing was complaining and he was calling
us out as a bunch of douche bags and he thought everyone should
rise up. But he wasn't doing anything about he was just
talking was just essentially yakking.
While you are going to be the one designated to read my
eulogy.
All Adam was doing was yakking.
I was just doing I was just yakking man, that's all I was
doing. It is not necessary.
I mean, this whole thing is bad. But and if and, and this whole,
it's, it's terrible. And the fact that the media is generally
and the guys like Toray are defending the practice. I've
talked to people and you know, just normal people that can make
me see at lunch or you might run into in somewhere and they're
all in on this. They're all Oh, Oh, listen, Oh, great. We're
getting rid of these people. That makes it easy. Why should
we they've been watching too much television television is
essentially about vigilante ism. Good cop, you know, I know you
and I used to cook trial is going to cause too much of a
shoot to guy and everybody who watches goes, yay, that's great.
All the money we wasting on these trials with these
douchebags, and many of them get off, we can have that.
In fact, CNN agrees
White House is feeling fine about this. I mean, Brennan's
fight will be about policy. It is their policy, it is not about
Brennan's qualifications, and they believe that the public is
with them on the use of drones. And if you look at polls, two
thirds of the American public heartily approve of the use of
drones, even if the left wing of the Democratic Party doesn't so
well, if I think I think the White House feels very secure
about Brennan, the President's very close to Brennan.
In fact, I think Americans think it's cool. I really believe most
Americans see that as kind of like a an extension of our of,
of our Starfleet, you know, the West.
It's cool. Yeah, it's
cool. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna hand it to, I don't know which
journalist this was, but one journalist really did just get
in carnies face. And I liked what he said, of course, you
know, he got told to shut up the president
and obviously, strongly oppose the enhanced interrogation
techniques, so called the Bush administration, he ended them.
How is dropping? How does dropping a bomb on an American
citizen without any judicial review, any trial not raised the
very human rights questions or more human rights questions,
then something like waterboard?
So then this this whole legal argument about why it actually
does conform to international human rights? And this is what
I've been warning about for years on this show. Don't let
some douchebags at the United Nations tell you what your human
rights are, because they put all this little stuff in there. And
it's like, well, you know, if you're actually a combatant,
then you're belligerent, and you're yakking it up and you're
talking crap and smack you know, then maybe you give up your
human rights. And this is exactly the legal path they have
taken. But all of this is to obfuscate two things. One, this
is about killing, it's now coming to drones, John. And it's
like, it's about drone, this and drone that. And the whole debate
is about drones. And we'll have hearings, and we've got Virginia
already writing laws against drones, and every state's going
to have their drone laws. But it's it doesn't really matter.
You can go in with a sniper team and kill somebody, you can kill
someone with a death ray from a satellite, then, you know, we're
being focused on the drones. And I think drones is actually a
very inferior technology to kill people. How about the CSS, you
know that those guys can go around and kill people? You
know, I go visit Amsterdam, oh, well, you're no longer in
America. You're yakking it up over there. So you can get
killed any Anyway, don't don't let the drone thing get too much
in your face. But what is not being discussed in all of this
is an equally damning document that is hidden and secret about
President Obama's powers for a cyber war. And the New York
Times did write an article about this, but no one is asking
questions. And I'm going to tell you right now, in the next three
months, we will have a huge cyber attack. And the President
has assigned to himself preemptive strike powers. He,
when we see can go into any country's networks. The Times
article talks about the power of his weaponry, our weaponry, our
cyber power, equal to nuclear weapons, that we can, you know,
do whatever we want, essentially, but the president,
the president, personally, will be the one responsible for
calling the shots on any type of cyber warfare. No one's talking
about that. So you know, there's a lot you can do with your cyber
powers over over what you can do with the drone. And I think that
this is just I really believe it's a distraction. goby. It's a
funny one. No doubt about that.
The other one, do you know it'll be probably Yeah, I think it
might be right. There's some there'll be some phony baloney
cyber attack on the US from Iran, does it of course. You
want to just what was the news? There was a news item this week
that oh, yeah, no Garyun thing So Bulgaria just releases this
huge report. I don't know how much it was covered in this
country, but it was all over the international news. There was a
bus bombing Israeli bus was bombed in Bulgaria. Yeah. In
June or July half a year ago now. And so they finally
finished their investigation determined the Palestinians
did it. Let me know Hezbollah Well yes, I'm sorry Hezbollah
Exactly.
But there was an apparently an Australian and a Canadian
passport involved Hezbollah
in the Bulgarian Peninsula.
Yeah
it's crazy. It's like I
was was like okay, let's turn their attention back to her Iran
somehow and then we also now we have to deal with well, maybe we
should relook over these dual nationals. Because the Canadian
which are the Canadian news, have you watched that they're
all they were they're all preoccupied with the fact that
this guy was Canadian. And I said well, he doesn't really
live in Canada. He lived in Lebanon he was a dual national
Lebanese Canadian. And it just this whole thing looks like a
great scripted plot immersively putting It's interesting you
bring up the dual national thing because I've been following
Well, you know, I follow as much as I can obviously I and still
hurts desert to read some stuff, you know, and sometimes you're
afraid about something you're going to read, but then it turns
out to be okay. Like, you know, the unit bombers manifesto, you
know, that was like, I was like, ah, but it turns out, you know,
the guy wasn't all that crazy. I mean, it's crazy to kill people
that like that, but he had some valid points. So I've been
reading and following a couple blogs. And they are specifically
calling for legislation to prohibit dual nationals in the
United States Congress, specifically Israeli US
Nationals. And they're saying this is a very anti Jew thing.
They're saying, Oh, well, if you look at all the people who are
against the guns, it's all the Jews. And they're saying that
these people have dual citizenship and that shouldn't
be allowed. There's there's a lot of this going
against the guns. Oh, wow.
I mean, they're all Jewish shoe. Oh, hold on. Let's just Google
that. Let's consult the book of knowledge and look at some anti
Jew stuff. I'll just do Jews against guns.
Well, that definitely is really Jews aren't against guns.
I'm just telling you what the what people are writing about.
Who's okay so who's the woman from California
Feinstein? Okay.
Who's the senator from New York Schumer Schumer. Alright. Got to
find this this website. It was like It's like some Christian
knows it's anti Jew guy. I'm telling you
Jews. Jews gonna go Jews
or Jews against guns. Now. It was like, why are American
Jews so anti gun? Says forward.com. There you go. Drew
overwhelmingly in favor of gun bans says who? Here's another
one JP fo.org Jews for the preservation of firearms
ownership.
Ah. Bachmann. Okay, there's another one. Bachman Turner
overdrive. I can't I wish I could find this really quickly.
But I can't. It's something I've been following.
Rabbi Dovid been Dorries thinking we need more guns.
Lieberman. All right, listen. Listen, Lieberman.
Here's one is moonbird A picture of the commodity? Say that the
Nazis took the guns away from the Jews. And there's like, you
know, new strategy to abolish gun control. Watch the film, as
you know,
Michelle Obama, another Jew. Barbara heritors. Brother
Nathaniel. Thank you very much, dude. That's what I was looking
for all you gotta listen to the brother. This guy's funny.
Nathaniel. That's the guy. He does like the video podcast.
He's very
for the preservation of firearms ownership. America's most
aggressive defender of firearms ownership. This is just a smear
campaign yes use Well, this zoo.
Yes, exactly. But I'm like the like the Hezbollah thing isn't a
smear campaign. That's why I'm bringing it up.
You came I don't know how it took me six months to figure out
that this Canadian this Australian was somehow a
Hezbollah.
They had to they had to get them to get the memo. You got to look
at this brother Nathaniel. The guy's funny.
Okay, where's this guy brother Nathaniel?
Brother, just Google brother Nathaniel. Yeah, I just wish I
could just find Brother
Brother Nathaniel foundation. Yeah, yeah. This crazy looking
guy with a big beard on
Jews believe in Jesus. Isn't he the Promised Messiah as for toe
Oh by the prophets in the Old Testament,
I love his outfit. He's got the badass outfit on his his uniform
with a hat and
this guy's uh, this guy is a joke. He's a he's just one
picture of him with the bad looks like a red star from the
or maybe that was photoshopped
on. No, no, he's got the red cross on his arm. His arm is
fraught. Yeah. He's got a great hat.
Now this guy, I mean, this this pose here of brother Nathaniel's
Jewish humor. Yeah, this guy's a comedian.
He's like Borat against the Jews that videos one of his only find
you the
brother Nick Daniels Jewish humor.
He's a total anti Semite. Literally an anti
anti Semite doing comedy?
No, he's no one's talking about the guns thing was this is where
this is where I got in here. Jews lead gun control. Here we
go. Listen to this. Here is this people believe this A
times of Israel recently published an article titled,
Jewish politicians lead chorus calling for tighter gun laws.
The article caught my eye for having grown up in Judaism. We
Jews always felt entirely estranged from the gun culture
of the Gentiles. In other words, Jews don't hunt. Jews don't go
to gun shows. The fact is Jews have always felt an abiding
hostility toward the boys with their guns. But once Israel
goes with their guns write it down, John. Yes.
All in the world with its military prowess and victories
at war. It enthusiasm for all kinds it's
too long. But then if you if you watch it, then he goes into
like, Oh, look at the Jews who are leading the gun ban. That's
what that's the look. I'm just reporting on it. You won't get
this this this conversation anywhere anywhere. Can anyone
have this conversation? Because immediately sponsors would be
pulling out we'd be thrown off the air. Oh my god, they had a
conversation about shadow Semitism. Which is why we are
known as the best sorry, took a moment to admire. Yeah, it's has
been underutilized. I got the spreadsheet so why don't I say
to you? In the morning, John Cena
to you, Adam Korean in the morning all ships and sea boots
on the ground feet in the air subs in the water and all the
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I don't know what the problem is. He doesn't really he's
everyone's tried to contact somebody said they contact him.
He says you'll look into it. And that was a month ago. So well,
that
sucks. Because this is an important resource.
I don't know why this would fail out of out of the blue. Well,
people aren't receiving their sign up email or something like
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That's could be something like that. Yeah, that would cause a
product but it
sucks because you know, it's hurting the show. And you know
if then why don't we why don't we
just have a lot of art there. But you're right. We we need new
artists always need to be cycled through.
Yeah, but then why don't we just start a new generator or
something? Yeah, well, I
can't help get hold of couture, somebody plays when I write the
code over.
John, I hated it when we had to do this thing in Ruby. And that
was all your idea.
So we do have two executive producers and four associate
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I'm sharing my good fortune with the show. Please send all the
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the Democratic People's Republic of California is back on track
and progressively progressing smoothly. Talking about life in
Austin, Washington. State as much as you possibly can. I'm
narrowing my search in Nevada Okay start. Or Texas I just did
this okay, we did this a little over a year ago. Nevada. Okay,
let's start with Nevada but you don't want to live there. Okay,
you Tahoe maybe if you're old you know but the it's it's
crappy you know just know you don't want to live in Nevada we
looked outside of Vegas. It's really depressing. It's like
living in a kitty litter box. Arizona You
did COVID Yeah. What did you actually seriously thinking of
moving to Vegas?
We we we looked at houses. Arizona it's kind of like Texas
without the hot chick so I'm gonna say no a
lot of retirees in Arizona Yes.
Washington do you
fly to Arizona you've never seen anything quite like your flight
take a Southwest flight to Arizona get off the plane
especially try to sit in the front and there are literally
dozens and dozens of wheelchairs lined up around the exit runway
thing so it's just the hundreds of them
so it's like Vegas without gambling it worse All right,
Washington now Washington State I personally and I'd love to
hear your saying income tax no state income tax but very wet.
It's not as wet as you'd think. It's great. It's a great it's a
gray
wet state. So okay, so let's go. No. Then we have Florida.
Florida is you want to talk about the Florida has
Florida just you know have these lines
unless you have a wheelchair is you know, so
I think couple things about Florida you should note Yes.
Florida has no state income tax. And if you something happens you
go bankrupt or any horrible thing happens you financially
they cannot take your house away. Oh really? Yeah. It's one
of the VO that's kind of state debt that will not let them take
your house away. So you you have so you have this huge mansion
and you and you go broke us you're living in the mansion.
I have you feeling Texas is that way too? I'm not sure I
don't think is like Florida, Florida is where all the
scammers go. Right
before it is.
By the way the good news about Florida better probably better
looking women in Texas. This is most of them are strippers.
Yeah. Which is a good thing.
So you're confusing me John. I'm not sure. Florida to me is like
okay, definitely a plus for the strippers. I think that's very
good. Definitely a plus on the no state income tax. High High
high level of douchebags in Florida
high the highest possibly level particularly in Miami
is just wall to wall douchebags. So we had the Jamaican and
Austin came by the house yesterday. He used to be the
Jamaican in New York now is that Jamaican and awesome. Mickey was
taking photographs of him. And he lived in Miami for 15 years.
And he's and he was telling me man, that is just douchebag
heaven. So he says stay away from from from Miami, thus
Florida. So I'm saying
no you want but well, Florida is really more like six or seven
distinct areas that are different than each other
because they clear waters all the Scientologists and you have
douchebags on steroids literally in South Beach, which is part of
Miami but it's not really Yeah. But if you get up to Tallahassee
or those areas up by the Panhandle apparently is quite
nice. It's more like Louisiana.
I'm going to say no to Florida, which leaves us which leaves us
with Texas.
Yeah, move to Texas and ratatouille. Great. Make those
property rates go up. So Adam has to pay more rent?
No, I'm locked in for two for two years. I'm locked in she
can't our new landlord can't do anything for two years. So so
we're good. Sure. Yeah. Oh man. Alright
so that we have that's what we got was that there's our are
rundown of, you know, try North Carolina. That's a pretty
in Colorado. I think there is something to
say about Colorado. No buzz buzz. It is wine.
I'm like I have friends in Colorado. I'm not going to hit
the buzzer. I mean,
the buzz is always radioactive the whole states.
Sorry, Colorado. We're so sorry. Colorado is here by off the
list.
There's a lot of states we could talk about, I think pretty much
the hot pocalypse tour 2009 and pretty much all off the list. We
went to Kansas, Utah. Anyway, thank you, Bill. You shall be
knighted today. Actually, well, he's not served bill yet. He
will be later on nice.
Okay, onward. Lynn Fogg Well, talking about North Carolina.
First you have to give him some karma. Can't forget the karma
karma Not by the way. Oh, by the way, just one I'm sorry. I've
done a lot of people. Mickey's came up with this as well are
talking about Costa Rica all of
a sudden. Oh, this is what old lady's talking about what it
was like Costa
go to Costa Rica in years. She went to Costa Rica constantly in
their pay apparently it's an old folks. I mean, this is well if
you it's just it just bothers me because it's Costa Rica. But I
gonna go I should go check it out. Because everyone keeps
talking about is really pretty designed for Americans. It's
kind of like Florida. It's for all only they get, you know, all
kinds of bugs you've never heard of. I don't know
why it was so you. So you're just saying this based on your
dead mother in law? Not in any fact. You've done a fact
checking.
Well, she talked about it. You have 10 years ago. Maybe you got
really good has been this way for a long time. It's the people
gate comes around and God comes around and goes around. And so
people talk about take a trip you got Mickey there it's a
closer trip for you than it is for me just jump on a little
puddle jumper. You'll be there two hours.
I'm gonna look at some pictures of Costa Rica right now.
And what you're doing that I'm gonna thank Lynn Fogg Well,
who's in Raleigh, North Carolina. It says on paper, but
not really. She's She could be a guy could be a woman. Hey, if
you live in a hut in Costa Rica, then it's rockin one of those
hugs from the greetings
from Shanghai, China. Hey, flay sucks. I request you one Shing
vomit dealer's choice. What's a jingle vomit?
Oh, jingle vomit. I know how to do that. And this were basically
the jingles just vomit out of my machine.
Oh, you just punch a bunch of buttons. Yes, but yeah, exactly.
But Lynn
and Lynn I have a feeling is Lynn not a dude. I don't know.
Yeah. There was an email about this. You do chick? Well, we
have to know
laughed after hearing Adam do this a couple of weeks ago love
your work. Well, we
have to know because there's a knighting or a dame hood it's
kind of important you know what I'm saying? But you want to put
it off? No, I mean I'm looking I'm seeing if there's an email
about this. This is annoying This is not good.
Let's kill Jr. knows he can come running in Alright, so
anyway, Lin is the sole club for eight five member on today's
show. Very important to point out oh yes for a five so I'm
gonna do a little a little jingle vomit for China jingle
vomit
you've got karma works for me, I would guess
based on style of donation that it would be a male because for
it No, I don't think a woman has ever joined one of these clubs
named after the show number. Really? I'm pretty sure of it.
That is that would be very surprising.
I don't think women I just go for that kind of gimmick.
I just remember somewhere.
Anyway, onward. Vincent James in Decatur, Alabama. We cannot find
any email from Vince and he came in what 228 23 So he'll be
Associate Executive Producer than our old friend Dame Astrid.
Oh no. came in at 222 22 And she says to 2222 why because it
takes two to tango and you two are simply the best. And maybe
two 2.2 is coming up. Love how John lately puts his foot in it
deep and then so obviously does not even take the trouble to
gloss over it quite endearing. Life would not be so I don't
know what she's talking about. Like it'd be so sad without you
to
Dame Astrid. And of course, she is part of the architectural duo
known as de mastered and Sir Mark over there in Gitmo nation
sushi. So they sent she sent Miss Mickey bat bag as a as a
gift. And the bag has an imprint of a nine millimeter on the
outside. Have you ever seen these bags? They're no they're
Dutch bags. Yeah, let me see. Dutch gun handbag. I think
that's and then you look at the images. It's great. Yeah.
Google. This is it. Google Dutch gun handbag. It's the top. It's
the top images. This is literally what the bag she sent
Miss Mickey for her next trip through the TSA, the TSA.
That is a great Is that awesome? Yeah, it's not it's more than a
little image. It's like a gun.
It is it is embossed. It's very funny.
And she gets a black one. She got some other ones they have a
nose.
No, she's not the gold when she got a really beautiful kind of
like high end one. That's, that's pink. I don't know if
it's on here.
So what it looks like it's not all the base but one of the bags
looks like it's the gun is actually in the bag, kind of
sticking out of the bag. It's exactly what it is. That's fun.
That would be great to go through TSA we're gonna we're
going
to confiscate the bag. We'll see. We're going to we'll, we're
gonna say we're gonna tell
you why. Why. Because it's a it's evocative, which is just
the outline of a gun. They won't let you take a water gun through
so why would they let you get take this through? It's not
a gun there's no gun in the water guns not a gun. Yeah, but
it's an object you can't even you there's nothing to hold.
It's just it's a design object looks like there's a gun it's a
design.
You will be pulled aside the gun will be the bag will be
confiscated and then they'll let you go on your way. Oh, ma'am, I
guarantee it. I don't
I mean, I can't I can't speak for Mickey I don't know if she
wants to risk losing the bag.
She will lose the bag. Absolute guarantees.
Let's not do it then. Well, I
have a good example of this kind of thing is that we do have a
clip of you know we had that Amtrak clip the other day.
Yeah. Where shuttle slave don't approach the dog.
One from Emeryville, Amtrak one from Emeryville. Same, same
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Just showed up? ever seriously, I was like, Well, this is like
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Yeah. Well, first of all, thank you very much. To our executive
producers and our Associate Executive producers. It's always
nice to sit we have two new nights today. This is great.
Hopefully. We'll find out if I have a feeling that Lynne is a
dude. So Busquets is buzzkill Jr around. I don't see him in the
back channel.
He's not no no.
Okay, well, we would be nice to know before the ceremony,
I don't know if he's gonna be able to figure it out unless he
could email him or something.
I think there's an email anyway.
Well, let me whistle for him. Yeah,
do that. I love it. Will
you continue? Yeah, I
love what you do that where's the whistle,
gotta get to the door.
There we go. That is how you summon your kid ladies and
gentlemen. So we have a show coming up on Sunday, Sunday is
going to be another a jam packed episode where we look away from
all the distractions and drill down into the to not just one
but we have two huge C span events that we're watching
today. We have Panetta and Dempsey, which is taking place
as we speak. Then at two o'clock Eastern we have the confirmation
hearing of John O Brennan, and he will become the douche of the
CIA. They're going to run him through the system so there'll
be lots of distractive talk about drones and yeah,
isn't Brennan the guy who they gave the ruling gave him Iraq to
kind of run and he ran it into the ground and kind of screwed
up No, no, no
you you confuse the other guy though. It was not Brennan.
Okay. No, it was the I know who you're talking about. It was he
had a name like the Alec know the Provisional Authority dude.
Provisional Oh, authority leader, Iraq. What the hell was
that guy's name? Bremen. Brammer all Bremmer? That's, that's who
led that. So it's not Brennan, that was Bremmer.
Let's see, what did Brennan ever do?
He was with the bush. He
was Barack Obama.
What does he do? What does he do actually? What
does he do know what is? So Brennan was with the Bush
administration. Yeah, he was part of why did why doesn't the
Democrats have their own people?
Hello, George W. Obama. We've got to keep this in. This is
this is very important. This is if you want to wake people up
okay. And that was oh, we gotta wait wait, we gotta save the
world wake people up. There's only one thing you have to do.
Just refer to the President as George W. Obama. Because it
immediately jars the Obama bots circuitry. Like oh, wait, this
is what I can't handle. I can't handle what you're saying
overload overload overload. It is the truth.
So buzzkill Junior High could have probably done this to find
him on LinkedIn. It's a guy
okay, found them on LinkedIn.
And so by the way, which continues my point that only men
will donate show numbers.
Interesting. I you know, you you may be correct. Yeah, you may be
correct. So please so so there's gonna be a lot of work between
now and Sunday at tons of it just in these confirmation
hearings are annoying, but you we have to you have to let you
have to really pay attention to everything, just like you know,
even is to not just one guy John has to do it. Because, you know,
like you caught the provided to you bit that Carney said, you
don't always catch it the first time.
Catch it and you catch it. It's weird to catch these little
gaps. That is it because you can't catch him when you're
watching. We've proven this. You can't catch him when you're
watching him on video. And this is this comes from a couple two,
three years ago when Adam observed that the acting on TV
is dreadful if you just listen to the acting, yeah, but when
they're when you see the acting, it's you know, seems to be okay
until you listen to it,
because you're looking at boobs, and, you know, Hey, she's a
really great actress.
In fact, well, after we were done with this, I gotta do have
a clip that kind of
well, let me let me just do little Jedi Mind programming for
elite.org/and. A course you can always help us in one very
significant way propagate the formula. Our formula is this. We
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credits. Meaning that if anyone questions if you were an
executive producer of the best podcast in the universe, we will
vouch for you personally, personally. And I'd like to
thank the guys over at iTunes at Apple for you know, I bitched
about Apple easily. Do you know that we disappeared from iTunes
entirely John?
Why did that happen? Well,
something happened on their back end it seems that's what it
seemed like at first. This is this It's like a double whammy
story. Because, you know, we were disappearing. We weren't
showing up in iTunes anywhere, pretty much right after Sunday
show. You could search and be like, no, no, no agenda. And
like, you know, so first of all is a great opportunity for it to
teach everyone how to subscribe to our feed and not be beholden
to something in the middle. So that was that was kind of good.
But it's, you know, that's if you want a PR opportunity. I
mean, if you're not an iTunes, you don't exist. I mean, I hate
to say it, but that's the power, right?
Unfortunately, yes.
So I email, Brian over there at the iTunes, the podcast
department. And I say, Yo, dude, and he got back to me. He says
up, it looks like something happened on our back end. We're
very sorry. We'll fix it. We came back. This is the show
comes back. And then like a day later, he says, You know, I
found out what happened? It wasn't actually Apple's fault.
You ready for this one? This is crazy. Apparently, somehow at me
vo they have the power to hide shows, through their iTunes
Store interface. And someone was doing some spring cleaning. And
just hate all hate a whole bunch of shows, including us. Hit
them?
Hmm. Well, I thought we're going through our other connection
instead of me VO Well, that's
the whole that was that was that was basically what I said. I
said, but this we're disassociated this, this is not
possible. And that is now what they're working on. Like, yeah,
we got to change this. We can't have anyone just randomly hiding
shows, you know, without like, you know, unless is the owner of
the show. So it was it was
kind of a dual a fixed policy issue.
Yes. But anyway, I appreciate the fact that they let me do. I
don't know. Well, I don't know.
I don't know. You should find out?
I'm going to find out. I'm going to find out. By the way, it
didn't just do it to me. What does that supposed to mean?
Oh, did they know about the show? Yeah. Going down to listen
going? What's this show? Screw that. Adam curry, one of our
board members. Ah, screw it.
Let's get rid of that. I am supposed to remind you about the
newsletter.
Yes, the newsletter, we did a newsletter. And in it, we have a
couple of charts, actually one. But there's there's a second
one, which is we're doing the next newsletter, which is the
shows the very distinct shows you when the government starts
lying to and I recommend people go to this site and start
looking at the charts there, which is Shadow stats. It's out
of San Francisco. And what he's done is he's taken in the
newsletter, we have one of the charts for inflation, and it's
very clearly shows you that the government just shows two
things. One, inflation is 10%, according to old, classic
calculations.
So let me just add to this, that when you when you look at this
chart, like we've discussed on the program before the lines
diverge, and there's a huge difference between the red line,
which is what the United States government says is truth. And
between the blue line which is what shadow stat says it's true.
It's truth. Interestingly, the two lines once they diverge out
away from each other are pretty much mirror image. I mean,
they're in unison, that just separated by what 10% At least.
Well, what was the 10% inflation rate? It's not going to be
separated by more than 10%.
Okay, but okay, so Well, if separated by 5%, then whatever
it is, I have I
think I don't have the thing in front of me. Right. Let me look
at it. Yeah, it looks as if they claim that there is 3%, two or
2% Some really low inflation. And then the reality is
apparently is 10%. Which is it people know what the deal is? I
mean, look at the price of gasoline. That's been kind of
taken out of the government
equation, my God, but while you're on that, it went up 20
cents in two weeks. Have you seen this? Yeah. What happened?
I think, I think I know, I really gouge
them a little more. You know,
what happened? Remember, before the election, the prices went
down dramatically. Because of course, we needed to get rid of
that from the conversation. I went back and I looked at at all
the press and in end of August, the President himself along with
the his Economic Council, which is you know, what's the space in
molten Sperling? And all these guys convinced the Carlyle Group
to invest in the Sunoco refinery in Pennsylvania, which is like
the craziest like a $200 million investment in a hole in a money
losing piece of crap. app that just doesn't work. And I think
they're they're dumping that thing now or whatever, you know,
it's Oh, elections done, screw it, or we're gonna get our
investment back by gouging everybody. Something like that
happened.
I mean, it's possible. I mean, I know they can gouge but anyway
we looking at this chart it appears that about 1984 is the
stats for me from 1980 on from 19. Before 1984, the lines were
just perfectly alright, whatever the government said, Whatever
shadow stat said the calculation was the same 1984 they began to
lie, but they only live by looks like 2%
Oh, it's just, it's a fudge in
1992. If you look at the chart, it starts to diverge even more,
so it becomes 3% that lie 4% Then there's a huge lie. And
it's been that way ever since beginning in 1998. It's been a
7% appears to be about a 7% lie. So whatever they tell you, if
inflation is 2%, it's 9%. And that's been consistent ever
since. But the cool
thing is it started in 1984. Yes, which is
funny. So I'm using really government begins to lie. Yes.
1984 is when it all started more interesting one to me is the one
that I'll run on the next newsletter, which is the
unemployment rate. And there's three lines to follow. But
Obama, specifically during his administration has begun to
really lie about the unemployment rate can
considering the old calculation, and the old calculation and
everything. There's, there's the regular unemployment rates, and
there's us six, and those two are kind of in parallel. And
they're going they're slowly going down. But the real
calculation has been going up and it's close to 25%. Now,
that's what the true unemployment rate is in this
country.
I've been meaning to ask you a question. I know I read Zero
Hedge and you know, do you ever read Zero Hedge? Yeah, I read
most of these things. Okay, so we read a lot of the same
things. And what I continuously see is, you know, let's see,
just recently 100 and was like $140 billion was withdrawn from
American banks, you know, no one knows where it went. All of the
a lot of pay
for gasoline.
Fill up the Obama's jet. You know, Germany wants its gold
back, you know, everyone has kind of, you know, countries are
making noise about their gold Hey, man, you know, and that's
for real. I mean, Germany actually wants their gold back.
And then you read, you know, the analysts. And you know, of
course, there's a lot of other guys, you know, the Peter Schiff
's of the world, etc, who say, you know, with the
conservatively 40, but probably closer to $80 billion a month
that has been printed, to buy the US government bonds, which
essentially, you know, the United States owns or buys 75 or
80% of all of our own debts, you know, we're monetizing our own
debt, which, of course, is helping the stock market spike,
that the bond bubble that is that is building up, is going to
just, you know, whether it deflates rapidly or whether it's
a big explosion, but that this really will take the United
States down into oblivion. This is what I keep reading over and
over again, and there's only one person I know who I can ask. And
that is, of course, the Nobel Peace Prize economist John C.
Dvorak.
What is the delusion? No,
what is the validity? Are we headed for an an ultimate demise
of the bond market, if which could lead to all deflation, it
could lead to inflate could lead to a number of things. But it
seems like it can't go on forever. That's what everyone
keeps saying most
of the smart money right now has bought into the theory that the
bond market is going to collapse. And
explain to people the bond market because this is really
easy to say, please explain the bond market I don't think anyone
know.
Essentially, like it's different than securities. When you buy
securities, you're buying a piece of the company. When you
buy a bond you're buying, you're essentially buying debt. You're
buying your loan at your the bank, you're a bank, the bonds
represent kind of a loan to some company
that's got the bonds. So who issues the most bonds in
America, the US
government issues the most in tank, and that's all debt. And
that's where we're so deeply in debt. And most of those bonds
are issued to Americans. A lot of people think that Chinese own
you know, the Chinese do own a lot of our
own, like 40% but
it's more like close. It's a small number. I thought it was
40%. Now, it's I think all foreigners may be owned 40. So
when
do you own US government bonds. Now why would I? You said most
Americans own it who owns this stuff? Often whose a lot of
Americans
own it because they're in a 401 K sample fully invested into a
retirement fund. Yeah. Okay. They'll have a ton of those
bonds.
Very interesting. Okay, I'll come back to this just I'm
putting a bookmark by the retirement thing. Okay. So so
that's what a bond is. But $85 billion is being made up every
month. And the Treasury if I'm not, if I'm not incorrect, is
buying those bonds.
debt buying a lot of bonds. Yeah. But, but so
we're buying our own debt yet with you. Yeah, that's a great
system. Think about it.
Yeah, it's like a great idea.
So essentially, it's like, I have I have rent. But I in order
to pay the rent, I print up some dollars, and and then give that
to my landlord.
That's the system. Well, that's it, I can see people
interpreting it that way. I'm simple.
I'm just a simple guy. So but this so the bond market will
collapse with that, then the debt collapses, then then the
or, or the
debt is the debt. I mean, it's what happens when the bond
market collapses, the prices go way down of the bonds, the bond
prices go way down, right, because they're right now
they're too high. And the interest rate, thus, of the
bonds with the interest rate will go on with bought it at the
lower prices goes way up, right. Now, if we look at the shadow
stats thing that we brought out, and it has a 10% inflation rate,
which is probably the true number, the true number of the
true number that reflects the true inflation that Americans
are experiencing. That's probably the number instead of
like you buy this bond, and you get 1% interest back. Yeah,
really, probably should be 10% in for that, and then I go buy
some bond, a bond selling for $100, it probably should be
selling for about 10 bucks. So that 10x, right. So that mean,
and the difference between 110 is a collapse. Well,
hold on, hold on Question. Question. So does it make sense
then, you know, seeing as I only have whatever cash I have in the
bank, I have no other assets or anything to buy some bonds now
because when this thing blows up that logic is this, but then I'm
gonna get a huge percentage buy
a bond for 100 bucks and then watch it go down to $10? Is that
what you're wanting to do?
Or what I thought you get interest gets paid on it.
The interest gets paid out, whatever you pay, if you buy a
bond today $100 And you get 1% that that which bathes Bitcoin
it's $1 Right? That's all you're ever going to get just one time.
Now you keep getting I mean, the interest is is an ongoing thing.
So you'll be beginning 1% back. So if you bought it,
this is a bad idea. It's a bad idea. I'm not going to do that
screw that. I'm not gonna buy it
I want to do is short the bond market when it did not.
Now I need you complicating it. I don't want to be shorted. I
don't want to I don't understand what
these guys think there's one guy and I don't know if he's a Zero
Hedge guy or not. But one of the most famous investors in the
country in the world, actually, he says, Ben Bernanke believes
Ben Bernanke. Bernanke would probably agree with him. He says
that this bond market, when it collapses, will make more
multimillionaires than any single event in the history of
the stock market. It is going to be a bonanza for people who can
who know how to short
and by the way, a chat room go fuck yourself. I'm doing this
for your benefit, too. Okay, this is a conversation I mean,
Adam but no shit yet. No, I didn't didn't understand
anything. I'm doing this so that we all can learn something
instead of just accepting whatever is fed into your stupid
pea brain,
Hey, quit being distracted by those Boneheads. So here's
so I say this in relation to something that Richard Cordray
said you know who Richard Cordray is?
Yeah, it was his name comes up a lot, but I'm always confusing
him with Rob Cordray. The comedy guy now
this is not the comedy guy. Yeah. Yeah. Richard Cordray is
he is the head of the US Consumer Financial Protection
Bureau. You know, the thing that that horrible woman that started
Yeah, oh, boy. It's a woman we hated. Yeah,
that woman. What's her name? The Indian American Indian. He said
regarding the so. So personal retirement accounts, 401k stuff
in America. Total value was estimated 19 and a half trillion
dollars. Sounds right. Cordray said in his recent interview,
yeah, that's one of the things we've been exploring and are
interested in, in terms of weather and what authority we
have. So the the there's some things that mean the thinking is
that Oh, hello. We can't trust banks and other institutions
because we are the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
Remember, Richard corduroy. He wrote the book on terror.
Tourism, because you know, the poor finances turns people into
homegrown terrorists. That's the book that he wrote that they are
going to nationalize the 401 K's nationalize all of the pensions,
taken away from the banks and use that as us the citizens own
investments and savings as the true backing of all of the
bonds. Oh, nice. In I'm, I'm, I'm seeing some serious talk
about this. And it makes so much sense because I've always
wondered why this guy was made. The the chief of the finance the
Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, which of course, you
know, whenever the government says we're here to help, you
know, run the other direction. So, you know, this is not about
being scammed by your credit card company. This is they're
going to, I think they're going to lay this big farce. Maybe we
need to have a big blow up of some, you know, pension fund,
which Europe is certainly showing us the way in that
regard. Where all the you know, I had a pension with the the
Dutch government broadcasting organization, they said they
tracked me down here, sent me a letter and said, Yeah, we're
really sorry, you're not getting any money ever. Literally what?
Yeah, really? Yeah, we may be in No, because I don't want to
retire for a long time. But they're saying, you know,
foreseeable future? No way. We can't even tell you when any
money would be. It's horrible. It's really it's really, really
horrible. The Dutch pension. Now, of course, the ducks don't
complain. You know, there's their sheep. But there's there's
some serious, serious conversation to
be surprised if they didn't confiscate Yes, confiscate.
That's it. I mean, that's the word. That's what they're doing
nationalized national nationalized school, so called
confiscate, but that could
be that could be, that could be a great way to go.
I think what that kind of was what what was the total value?
79 $19.4 trillion? How much? 19 point 4 trillion.
Wow. Yeah, that would be above that would be a boost to the
economy to nationalize that whole money and and put it
right, buy those bonds back. They're gonna have to do
something before this collapse situation. This
is what I'm talking about. How will how much longer until the
collapse? How how when do I have to start take
place? According to these guys, believe me? Yeah. You know, the
size fits into my broader theory of the book, I never can finish.
Yeah, I'm not gonna harp on that, man. It's supposed to
happen at the end of this year. And I wouldn't set target maybe
October, which would be perfect, because generally speaking, most
of these things, these collapses do take place in the in the
month right. Now, what would be interesting is that we've
already had a housing market collapse, which has finally
settled out and just kind of bought mule bouncing along the
bottom still is moved up a little bit.
It's kind of like, it's kind of like what, when they when they
the terrorists drag people behind their motorcycle through
the sand.
Yeah. So what's kind of what's the housing market, the housing
market, and the stock market really hasn't been pounded. The
fact is way up. But the bond market is the one that it could
just literally collapse. And it'd be a lot of the muni bonds,
the ones that are you know that and then when that happens, who
wants to own debt? And in Madrid, I mean, the Spanish
debt? I mean, it's just like,
boring. But when that happens, wouldn't that be the opportune
moment? To immediately say, Oh, we've got to protect the
citizens. We've nationalized we grab all the pension funds.
Yeah. Yeah, that will be actually genius. Great plan,
right. And so but then, we have 14.9 or 1414, half trillion
dollars, that's much more than we owe, right? We only owe How
much do we owe?
Owing 12 are made to own up to 14, so
then all Americans would look you're gonna have to make the
sacrifice. It's the shared responsibility. We're taking
your pension fund. We're protecting your money, we're
wiping the slate. We're all good. We're wiping the slate
clean, and then whatever's left over, we share with everybody.
So it'd be it'd be like 4 trillion left. You can't retire.
But you know, hey, at least we'll be eating American cat
food,
get there still Social Security, you can retire with that.
So unfortunately, the same
there are plenty of people that were wiped out by Bernie Madoff,
yet are now living in apartments living on Social Security. Yeah,
they were worth millions one day. Yeah, millions. Were they
worth millions? How many country for $50 billion. So they're
worth millions of dollars. You're living a comfortable life
in Florida. And you know, they get on their wheelchair when
they get off the Southwest flight and they go to their
place. It's a big giant mansion. And they got wiped out. And they
had to make ends meet. They had to sell their place and move
into an apartment. Now they're living on, you know, $3,000 a
month and Social Security. You could probably manage that, but
it's not the same.
No, no, it's not. No. Gee, understatement of the day. No,
it's not the same. It's definitely Not, but that's what
I'll be living on.
This is why I think they're so adamant about protecting Social
Security because it's gonna, if you confiscate all this money
like you suggest what you could probably do in some emergency
act after a cyber terror attack.
Oh, I'm liking that. Well, there was that cyber attack on the
Federal Reserve.
Hmm. Okay. Okay. dry run.
I'm liking this. This is a whole new strategy, John. But keep
your eye on corduroy. Keep your eye on that guy. I mean, there's
a reason why he's there. Because let me just I've got to tell you
the name of that book was Richard. Was it Richard Cordray
draw? I think that's his name. Right here Cordray, I'm sorry,
or DRE or Dre, Richard chord chord DRE
or Dre serving as it note that he wrote the book somewhere. He
was a Marshall Scholar,
Gary Johnson, which is kind of creepy.
Yeah, it also looks like the page on 3130.
Is the page no. It does look like Kenneth Cordray
from now on Kenneth Cordray, but he wrote a book hold on to that
because I remember we looked this up. He was raised in
champion high school he would do I think he was a Jeopardy
winner, wasn't he?
Yeah, he won $45,000 He was one of the best Jeopardy guys. He
was on Jeopardy. Yeah. So it makes total sense. But where's
the book? I remember. I know that he wrote a book. I can't I
can't find because I remember we went through this whole thing.
And personal life appearance on Jeopardy. Maybe Maybe I'm
thinking of someone else.
But I'm pretty sure I'll don't mention of a book on the wiki
page. But he was there was something about terrorism, tear
or
spin a paper or something? Try this.
Man, I can't. Okay, well, that's that would kind of blow my whole
theory. But the guys there's a reason he's here.
vaguely remember something like that to
book. Terrorism? Let me just see. I mean, am I just nuts
here? Well, it's not on this page. That's for sure. It did a
search for the word book. Not here. Search for the word
terrorism. Not on the page.
I did the same thing. Well, here we go. I wonder why I have that
stuck in my mind.
A little fight figured out.
Homegrown book?
Oh, yeah. He's on homegrown terrorism. Yeah.
I mean, that's books that eliminated gay life. No. Thanks,
Google. You're doing?
Is Cordray gay? No,
I don't think so. I don't know. I have no idea. Actually. Wow,
visit some other guy. His number.
He was named consumer chief, every one of those recess
appointments. That's Obama's Steve seems to be under he's
actually in some court found the entire National Labor Relations
Board to be completely order and completely constitutional.
Legal. Yeah, I know. But But Obama didn't care.
No. Was he gonna do anything about it?
He's gonna say tough.
All right. Hey, you know, do you realize how close how close I
came to completely nailing the Super Bowl outcome? Yeah, he
came pretty close. It would have been 69. And it would have been
San Francisco who won? Yeah, I mean, within the last couple of
seconds. So
that's that game we would the power goes out there would
apparently was a bet on power going out.
How long? How long did was a bet on power going out?
That's what somebody says. I have read it. But really, there
was a Vegas bet on the power going
out. Well, it was out for a total of 33 minutes. 33 minutes.
Yeah. And here's what I caught the other night. Chris Christie,
the governor of New Jersey saying what
you would do in that situation being a parent for guy and I
mean, how do you pick and the the NFL guy Roger Goodell he was
with you. Last year I was in his box.
But what happened when the lights went out? He didn't seem
to care one bit. I actually
did ease air. You're seeing some popcorn check us Blackberry. So
I think he was in on the bet. He was checking his Blackberry.
Yeah, he was in on the bed.
You think he would care?
No, no, no. doesn't care at all. Now, of course when whenever we
say Oh, this is all rigged and it's fixed and people begin to
laugh, but I'm sure you have heard about the 680 matches in
European football, soccer, which Euro poll is now investigating?
Because it's all rigged particularly the Champions
League send it
over 600 matches have been drilled to be rigged, rigged,
rigged. The people always live with the Hey, the fix is in all
the stuff I
thought the fix was in for the Niners in this game and I think
the No, no, can I tell you how far behind here's what I mean? I
just want to see if they have to fix can be in and you can still
go the wrong way. Somebody usually gets killed shortly
thereafter.
Well, here's what here's what I thought initially, now that I
didn't know about the the betting on the power. That's
possible. I thought now these are the coaches, their brothers,
correct? Yeah. So we had a Cain and Abel thing. I believe that
the Ravens were supposed to throw the game because all
professional sports are rigged. And then the brother went, Eff
you, bro, I'm gonna kick your ass. And that's what I mean. If
you saw they were fighting on the field, and like the first
five minutes, they're all fighting and pushing, because
the San Francisco was like, hey, bitches, that we're supposed to
be winning here. What are you doing? This is not what we
agreed upon
that and they and then they killed killed the power, the
power and then designer started to catch him and then they fell
apart. They almost wait too far behind. It was just impossible.
But do you see how
they like 17 points in 15 minutes? Yeah, I literally think
that they were there was so much money riding on this. That was
fixed San Francisco supposed to win. Then the brother goes screw
you bro. I'm not playing that game. I'm gonna I'm out to win.
He writes what a Baltimore have to lose it like sprint. Let's do
it. And you know, we don't give a crap. Then they went into went
they went totally for the kill went for the win. And then he
was like, Oh, we're panicking, throw the power. And that's when
San Francisco, you know, got the kind of gotten back together
again. And I think because the points were much closer, that
even if people lost, at least that point spread wasn't so
enormous. So the power outage helped the guys who were in on
the game. Does that make any sense?
Do we? Well, no. Points. Okay. Well, I'm glad points five
points for Baltimore. The Baltimore team could have lost
and still won the bat.
Okay. But to me, that's what it felt like.
Well, it felt fishy to me too. And the Niners have had history
of having kind of corrupt games, even though nobody wants to ever
talk about it. But I remember they had a game against the
Cincinnati and the guy Eddie de Bartolo, who was the original
owner that brought the team back from from essentially from the
seller of the league and made them five times champion more or
less. There was always something fishy about every game there'd
be like one of the top linemen on the other team would
mysteriously disappear before the Superbowl. Seriously,
there's all these kinds of things so I figured what the
Niners are always going to win because there's this kind of
stuff going on I think that this this I think your your theory is
basically correct and I think somebody is going to be ended up
dead in the next three months.
I think that's very that's very possible. And it's probably
going to be that dude who killed two people what's his name?
But dude who yeah, there's that
there's the dude who the player the dude who killed two people
and he got off
no no he's the
kill him he's expendable
is on the Baltimore team.
They gotta kill somebody No, they
got to kill somebody who made the deal probably in the Niners
organism or maybe the Baltimore organization somebody's gonna
get killed though. I'm telling
you to kill that guy as a warning.
Well as we'll see, because why notes? We watching the Red Books
in the Red Book. Somebody in the in the league somewhere along
the lines in the NFL is going to be mysteriously murdered. Yeah.
Now while we're on sports, because you know, we never talk
about sports because I could give a crap about sports.
Right? We don't care you don't like sports? Do
not care. I'm not interested. I watched the Super Bowl. You ate
it. I don't hate it. I'm not interested in it. You okay? I'm
not interested in the mind control. It's sports.
Professional sports is only built to keep men's Tostitos
testosterone, going to give you some outlet so you can drink
beer and cheer for something and make you feel like a man. All
right, and then watch.
I'm not gonna argue but go on with your thesis. Lance
Armstrong. Okay,
I've been thinking about this. Let's go this is hometown boy
right Lance Armstrong. He's your he's your your homie. He's our
homie. Now, I will say that in general. Even before this
latest, you know, even before the Oprah thing people in in
Austin will say, you know, they're very proud of their
Lance Armstrong, particularly what he's done for Austin, what
he's done for Livestrong, even though they've kind of
disassociated themselves from him. But you pretty much can't
find anybody who won't say oh, by the way, he's an asshole.
Just in general. He's just not a nice guy. He's an a hole that
you cannot find. Anybody who will just Oh, we love him not a
great what he's done, you know, and and people say he's getting
screwed. And I'm thinking, What is going on with this, that can
only be one of two things. One, for some reason, we have to
teach the slaves about cheating. And I just haven't really
developed that theory because I'm, I just don't know where to
go with it. I'm much more interested in this, US ADA.
Because the EU, knighted states anti doping authority is a
private organization. But because of an international
treaty, this is what this whole Olympics business gives us. They
are now funded by the United States government to go after
doping in sports. Now, if you're going after doping in sports,
you're only one step away from going after doping in the
workplace. In fact, in the UK, they're already talking about
this. So So I think that this is part of getting people off
illegal drugs and getting them on the good stuff made by Merck.
And you know, the big boys.
Yeah, two problems with the thesis. Okay. Well, by the way,
I want to mention since I am now watching the Slingbox in
Australia, that there's a doping scandal going on there with the
least to a minimum of two, especially one of the Australian
football teams, which are apparently all pumped up on
roids. So the thesis the problem with the thesis is, is that we
know for a well not well, we don't actually know for a fact,
but we know that most of the heroin, illegal heroin and all
the poppy stuff is all run through this.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. They're not Lance Armstrong was
not shooting up heroin. John, this is not about this is about
the small little things. This is about the EPO is no, that's
enhanced performance. Right. This is not
what you're saying is you're saying instead of ers,
uppers, Adderall, you know the good stuff.
So you want to put these athletes on some sort of No, no,
no corruption? No,
no, no, no. This is about to you something No, this is about
funding an organization that is inherently a private
organization. Just it's like it's like Federal Express. Just
because or Federal Reserve, just because it's
USDA USDA Saturday service in August.
Yeah, hold on. Don't confuse the issue. United States anti doping
agency here do a consult the book of knowledge. It is a
private organization, nonprofit Non Governmental Organization.
Okay, this is not the governesses This is like the
Robin Hood Foundation. This is like the Red Cross. And now all
of a sudden they're like some authority. And they've been
brought to the level that now Lance Armstrong may have to
testify in court against these Yahoo's. This is creating a some
kind of organization that will go after people taking doping
kangaroo court, thank you doping. And he's being made an
example of so then, you know, it's like, we can go into your
workplace, we got to check to make sure you're not doping
people. Make sure you're not doping. I'm telling you there is
this is the whole Olympics thing. This is all a big part of
it. And then we're in this because of these international
treaties that we all think are also great. Which is how you can
drone kill American citizens with or without a drone.
In December 2009 us ADEA which sounds official, the US launched
supplements safety now in partnership with the National
Football League Major League Baseball, National Basketball
Association, National Hockey League. Gotta get their nose in
the big so
we need to we need a name like that. We'd like the US N A S.
Hello, I'm president of the US NHS. United States no identity,
no agenda show.
US no agenda. This is this is yes. No, that's exactly what you
need us. And
as with the federal federal us NES I think that's good federal,
I'm going to write it down federal,
US owned by the way they're following the world anti doping
code. The code works in conjunction with five
international standards for uniform harmonization of testing
programs across the globe. You're right. So you did like a
United Nations thing.
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's the prohibited list. Because why
else? I mean, what is so Armstrong, I don't know what the
whole Oprah thing was about. I think the guy would do anything
for money at this point. He has a G five at Bergstrom airport.
That thing does not fly by itself. You know, if you don't
have your sponsor money coming in, you're getting rid of that
thing real quick. I mean, I'm talking $100,000 a month. Just
to have that G five sitting there on the tarmac with
everything that goes on in the hangar, everything that goes
along with it. With a depreciation everything, it's a
very expensive toy. And he's got nowhere to fly to, you know,
didn't didn't have to go to Reebok or Nike or anybody say
he's give that he's selling that jet. Um, he
has to, he has to sell the jet. So, you know, so I'm sure that
he got money to crank up Oprah's man, Oprah came to him, dude.
Dude. I mean, seriously, Oprah came to Austin for that
interview. That's a big deal. So that was the jacket per channel.
So I'm sure he got paid for that. I think he just like screw
it. I'm just whatever I'm all in. I'll take whatever I can get
at this point. There's something big going on, and we're just not
seeing it. And that's the, that's the closest I can get is
that this is funding organizations to go in as
authority brown shirts, essentially. It's, you know,
what, Hey, hold on a second. Why am I crazy? GuideStar. Let's
take a look at these Jabra Ionis. Who's GuideStar? That's
where I get my form 990s from? What's the name of this place?
United States anti doping agency agency isn't agency? Yeah. What
was that?
Even comes out of the world anti doping agency. Yeah, but we want
the but it's a non. It's the US. Yeah, no, but that's the same
thing. That's a bold crab operation.
Well, yeah, but I'm not interested in that one. I'm
interested in the one that's going to be, you know, you want
a podcast license, so we have to make sure you're not doping.
Let's see income $15 million. Wonder where they got their $15
million from, from the
taxpayers. Because it's so important that US taxpayers keep
our athletes from doping.
Is this Travis T Tigger? That's the guy that has like, oh, geez,
Travis T Tigger. Interesting. Stay really Travis T. I mean,
it's like, it's a code. It's code. Travis T triggered its
code to laughing at Oregon. Yes. travesty. Hello, my name is
travesty. And interestingly, they have not filed their form
990 for 2011 or at least not made it public. That so they got
$10 million from the government right off hand and where the
rest of the money come from. What is triggered make? Okay,
here's the this the agency is responsible for the testing,
education, research and results management process for US
Olympic Pan Am and Paralympic athletes. The agency is also
responsible for enhancing research efforts and promoting
educational programs to inform athletes of the rules governing
the use of performance enhancing substances, the ethics of doping
and it's harmful health effects. So they are pharmaceutical
company the way I see it tied into the Olympics, the New World
Order the Trilateral Commission okay, I'm taking it all in
taking a bit far but so it looks like a 10 million bucks right
off the top Yeah 2006 8,008,002,000 782 1008 Nine
and a half 2009 Nine point a 2010 10 million. So they've done
46 million they have gross receipts from related activities
22 million this is just 2010 alone. So now I think there are
they are they have see three or four Corp because then they
don't have to tell us where the money came from. Lobbying non
taxable amount that's their expenditures on I'm just going
down this list I love doing this as you can tell, closely held
equity interest financial derivative, so they invest a
little bit of that money. They give some money to that did the
symposium in Europe, Iceland and Greenland they spent a little
bit of dough there but they're not saying where they get their
money from. That's pretty interesting.
Well, they probably who knows, but I'm sure it's coming out of
the taxpayers pocket one way shape or form.
Here we go. I'm sorry. What is this Research Triangle
Institute? $100,000
Yeah, that's probably one of those operations.
Yeah. Strategien Wow, come I look, look up Strategien that's
got to be like some biotech firm. I would think purpose of
brand purpose of grant product creation. Yeah,
thermo interesting Thermo
Fisher NSF International product testing. These guys are in the
drug business making new drugs. This is great. travesty makes
$268,000 a year. It's good work plus spent
money for speaking fees. I'm sure if it
was a total is 335 with all those benefits but they don't
really know I should look at who's on the board. I bet you
there's some a bunch of there's some Messam dudes in there.
Let's see science research and development. $1.2 million. Yeah,
so this is a drug company. Okay. That's what it looks like to me.
What do you think? What's the name of that company again? Oh,
the one that it sounds like a drug research firm.
Okay. All right. I'm sorry. I have to go down the list again.
Yeah, this is what I want you to do. Was it? Here it is?
Strategien STR a TAGN. II E? A La Jolla, California. This is
great. This ladies and gentlemen, is
how it should have been bought by Agilent Technologies.
What's Agilent? I don't know. And I'm you're down the rabbit
hole. Devorah. Hey, I just saw on the on their homepage. US
ADA. Apparently. There's doping going on in the in the sport of
curling. What? Yeah, yeah, that thing where they told me all
pumped up on
TOS rocks on. On the Canadian news. I'm listening to Calgary
and archery and apparently
that no, apparently there's doping going on in archery. I'm
just looking at their at their webpage here. Skiing. Oh, my
goodness. This is great. This is fantastic. So you find out what
that company does?
Yeah, they make tested the testing stuff. The testing
stuff? Yeah, the stuff that you test people first roids and all
the rest of this. Is there one of the leaders.
Okay. Let's see Edwin Moses. He's a
Gnostic products is what it is.
Okay, here we go. Richard Clarke. Chair, a USDA board
member is with GlaxoSmithKline research and development. This
is we forgot to look at the board. He's the Vice Chair.
Marsha Lee Taylor is the secretary. She was the
partnership at drug free.org. Okay, she's the lobbyist. Then
we have Carl Swenson, who's the treasurer. Let's see. Oh, he's
an Olympian. Very good. Get another Olympic athlete in
there. John Bardis. Let's see John Bardis. Baxter
International. Okay. It's slowly becoming very clear what this is
all about John. Sherry ball wet. She looks like she was another
so they're doing they do one medical shill and then they do
one sports guy. Let's see sports management program this buds for
you. Okay. Now. I mean, we've got all we need on there. We've
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I need to I need to thank three people. I need to thank because
I finally started going to the mail. Oh, by the way, the IRS
you when you come back? Because I hadn't you know I've been we
were in exile. I hadn't looked at any of the mail. So yesterday
as I'm doing Miss Mickey's paperwork, I'm going through the
mail, I see a letter from the IRS. What is your heart do at
that moment? Sinks? It's an unpleasant experience. Yes.
Apparently, even though I paid they have not received my filing
for 2010. How does that work? And I do with Turbo Tax so it
was filed electronically. Anyway, so I'm going through the
mail and I find a number of things. I would first like to
thank Baroness Maggie and Mr. Smith, who sent me and I'm
presuming they sent one to the post box. A NSA challenge coin
could you get one?
I do have an NSA challenge coin I'm not exactly who know I got
an NSA challenge. I believe I have an NSA challenge. Yes, I
do. Do you have the woman I get it from an anonymous source? I
got it from some guys at the agency. Do you have
the one that says 60 years of excellence? I believe so. Okay,
and what is the slogan it's I don't have the coin here with
me. I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you what the slogan is defending our
nation securing the future. God those guys are full of shit.
That's gonna go little diamond. It's got little diamond studs.
And then I would like to thank
your says diamond studs.
It does as for little diamond studs. Oh, I
haven't got that one. Well, there's
there. Kony is Jim Hamer. Stones in mind, Jim Hamer from
Virginia. And I'm pretty sure that Virginia nuts that I'm
pretty sure he sent you one of these a silver coin. I've seen
these advertised with it looks like the queen only your head is
like a skeleton skeleton head. And it says Keep Calm and slave
on.
Right. Yeah, one I want to thank Jamie, you've credited him on
the budget. It's fine.
Yeah, it's still it's a silver coin. So that's worth like, you
know, that's like 30 bucks right there. Yeah, yeah,
no, it's an ounce of silver.
Yeah. And then I would like to thank John GooglePlus from
Perth, which as you know, is our favorite to favorite town there
and the Australia's nuts for sending me a sampler of Val
Beck's 17 which is 100% natural topical analgesic and anti
inflammatory balm.
Get any in the mail.
You don't deserve any bone. This is from my back.
And you noticed that you go to the post office who they're
trying to screw so we have to pay millions of dollars to send
a letter. Yeah.
Which by the way, I just we need to point out as you have pointed
out this whole Saturday delivery that's not because the post
office are idiots and broke it's because they have to pay their
pensions. 75 years in advance. It's a scam. Yeah, but people
don't and the post office sucks is horrible. They can't this is
another government agency that has to be getting rid of, by the
way, it's constitutional. We need the post office because
that's the only way you can actually have secure
communications between people through the US mail. If you get
rid of that you're getting rid of all privacy forever.
Exactly. It's true. And when people say oh I never use the
post office the post office delivers parcels as much as just
as many as this as UPS does. And they actually I think their
deals better with that prepaid box Yeah, just as long as you
can load it up with stuff out the way
as long as you can shove your girlfriend chopped into bits
into that box she ships
there you go. Flat Rate flat rate
just chaffeur chopper up and she can fit in the box she goes no
so now the by the way when people are dropping off parcels
the post office says the following is there any perfume
in there?
Oh really?
Well I've heard this two or three times I go to the box you
know and I'm and there's a line and people are doing stuff there
for the poses that nobody uses anymore. The place is always
packed and so they when they bring a parcel and the person
behind the counter says is there any perfume in there that you
can't ship perfume?
Really? Yeah, well you know when we have we got some movers two
guys in a truck you ever heard of this outfit?
Movers Yeah, two guys in a truck that talked about this on
another show.
So you're not allowed to move plants or alcohol? What today
won't take it you know you plants and living things oh
yeah, I got a
wine cellar let's say with $10,000 worth of wine that I've
collected for 30 years and I want to move that I want to move
the wine I
I'm pretty sure that a moving company will not do that.
So I have to move it by myself.
Yes
I've never heard of this.
Well this was the same thing when we moved from California.
They also wouldn't do it.
Well I know when you're moving from state to state there's an
import export issue. Yeah comes to alcohol. Well,
we are we are moving from outside of Austin to inside of
Austin maybe there's some different
town boy
you're coming in Austin.
pay a tax Oh in Austin. You're not out there
there's something weird oh, by the way. Do you remember who
made the no agenda? moonshine?
What about him?
I need a new bottle.
Huge. Will you went through the moonshine? Yeah,
I've been drinking this. Yeah, I've
been drinking it straight. i
Oh, no. Every every night. And Mickey has a little little glass
of you know, what does that sweet sticky stuff called?
Could be anything that's you
know what I'm saying and wink wink nudge nudge the switch
sticky.
I give her someone the sweet sticky stuff.
Then I get a tall glass two fingers have no agenda moonshine
two rocks, fill the rest up with nice filtered clean, pristine
water. It's outstanding. It really
um, you have to find a way to sell this stuff with a moonshine
guy get by Take a hold of us. Listen.
I mean, I was a Scotch drinker at night I have completely
become the moonshine drinker is really, really good. And I don't
like mixing my drinks. But I can imagine it has a great taste and
it won't make you go blind. And it's really It's potent, and it
has our logo on it. This is really good logos,
dynamite. No, okay, we'll get we'll get on the moonshine
thing. Give us that 30 days and we'll be we'll have the whole
thing figured out.
So there was this kid who was kicked out of this little Shut
up slave moment. He was kicked out of school for pretending to
throw a pretend grenade to protect the country. Did you
hear about this?
No, but why did this not even surprised me in the least they
had to kick the kid out of school the god like during last
year sometime for pointing his finger and then you know making
a gun you know, little kids do boom, boom, boom, boom, coach,
kind of thing threw him out drop out of school.
What's interesting, though, is he he makes up a word, which
they laugh about, but it turns out it's actually a pretty good
word. I just can't believe I got disbanded
seven year old Alex Evans doesn't understand his
suspension. They said as being disbanded any better than he can
pronounce it. It's called rescue world. He was playing the game
during recess at Loveland Mary Blair Elementary School. And
through an imaginary grenade into a box with what he called
pretend evil forces inside I pretended Jones my hand every 10
in the box, and there's something shaking in it. And you
did not throw anything real or make any threats against anyone.
He explains he was pretending to be the hero so nothing can get
out of it and destroy the world.
But he says he got descended. Yeah, but but that's a real
word. descended to pay out, expend or spend. Yes, it's from
the Middle English. And and I think the kid was descended. He
got it's when you get paid out, you're used, you're expended,
you're thrown away, essentially. That's what descended means. Ah,
yeah. And they make fun
of these stories.
I like him. We have a 00 tolerance policy on pretending
to be no like what you see on television and what we all
pledge allegiance to, and what we all think is really the way
to go. Which is an American state of army. Right?
Absolutely. It's a scam. It's just like, I think it's done.
It's got into the lexicon ism. It's a mixed message. Because
the kids, you know, they're all afraid of doing anything. They
can't do anything. If they do make if they pretend or they
fantasize like kids do. Then they could get themselves into
trouble. Meanwhile, then they go home and all they see on
television is just violence. Well, again,
it was it was like, the Super Bowl where, you know, we thank
our men and women in uniform because without them, there
would be no Super Bowl. I mean, literally, this is what they
were saying. Without the men and women in uniform. There would be
no Super Bowl. Now. Let's hear from the Sandy Hook children. So
it's like, don't have guns, because you're gonna get killed
by guns. And by the way, the girl who was a Jennifer Hudson,
what's her name? Her whole family was shot up by guns and
killed Neverland was killed. It's all anti guns, kill the
guns. And then you go back to the flyover. Yeah, exactly.
I know. It's a mixed message trying. I think it scrambles the
brain.
Well, this is it. Well, thank you very much this for sure.
This is this is a big part of it. I think. I think they
actually intend to confuse you with this stuff. Yeah, intent.
And so speaking of where I got a couple things, Words matter. War
on ammo, listen to pierce moron. Glaze. I mean, there are people
now beginning to say, yes, maybe we should look as a nation at
amending the Second Amendment again, and the reason no
repealing it because the wording has been so tough. Let's appeal
it. He said appealing.
He didn't say repeal. He said appealing. He wants to appeal
it. You know why? He said that? Because he means it. Exactly.
Yeah.
He said appealing. He's an idiot. Yeah. And then listen to
this. This is a commercial for MSNBC moving forward or whatever
their their nuts not cystic slogan is. Listen to them. Tell
me what's missing.
We must have a renewed fight for many of the things we fought for
because voting rights and women's rights and the rights of
people against discrimination whether they're African
American, Latino, lesbian and gay. Must be pretty act until we
have a nation that is really living up to the creed of one
nation, indivisible with liberty and justice for all. Not all of
one can, but all
All right, what did you miss?
I don't know. I couldn't IP dammit put me to sleep halfway
through what did I miss?
Okay, so two things First of all, no racism against blacks,
Latinos, gays, lesbians, but nothing about white people. Or
women or animals there was. So that's all it is. But no, he
left out God. He's doing the Pledge of Allegiance. One Nation
indivisible. And then he says with liberty and justice for
all. What happened to the god part? And he's a reverend. Yeah,
listen to it. He is really crazy. Is really
living up to the creed of one nation, indivisible, with
liberty and justice for all.
Okay, I don't mind but I thought it's interesting. He is the
Reverend Al Sharpton. Is he not?
Yeah, yeah, I think he's an atheist. I think he's in a hole.
Wow, that's true. That goes without saying the rest of it is
up for debate. But
here's my favorite. This is my my all time talking about
confusing people. So we had the Sandy Hook kids in at the Super
Bowl. Of course they were already on the today's show
doing the MK Ultra anthem of Somewhere Over the Rainbow. And
well, you know what? It turns out there are hits exploiting
the students from Newtown. That's what some are saying
after it was announced that Ryan Seacrest would be featuring a
group of students from Newtown Connecticut on his red carpet
show that airs right before the Grammys. Now E Entertainment
Television says they're going to be seeing the hit song Call Me
Maybe the appearance comes just a week though after another
group of students from the school saying alongside Jennifer
Hudson it's Super Bowl. So is all of this cute, endearing good
for the kids? Or is it exploiting the Sandy Hook
tragedy?
The prostitute asks if it's exploiting the kids really,
really question this? Call Me Maybe that's the song they're
gonna do. I mean, and you know what kind of
a dumb song this for kids to sing?
Well, these kids are the ones that are supposed to be
traumatized.
Yeah, what did they want to go pick up some girls or guys or
women? What's that's you know? Come on song you know call me
you know how you doing?
Let's look at the lyrics I threw a wish in the well don't ask me
I'll never tell. I look to you as I fell. And now you're in my
way. Whoa. I trade my soul for a wish pennies and dimes for a
kiss. I wasn't looking for this but now you're in my way. Your
stare was holding ripped jeans skin was showing hot night when
was blowing where you think you're going baby? Hey, I just
met you and this is crazy. But here's my number Call Me Maybe
Holy crap. This is this is frightening.
Joel had never looked at those lyrics. So it
goes on a little bit. But of course I'm being offered a
ringtone Hold on a second. Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
but here's my number Call Me Maybe it's hard to look right at
you baby but here's my number of blah blah blah. Okay, and all
the other boys tried to chase me but here's my numbers are coming
maybe you took your time with the call. I took no time with
the fall you gave me nothing at all. But still you're in my way.
I beg and borrow and steal. have foresight and it's real. I
didn't know I would feel it. But it's in my way. Damn. It's
creepy.
It is creepy. We should read more Lyrics by the way now that
you did that. Yeah, that's correct.
Well, yeah, that's great. I haven't seen just my
conspiratorial thinking you know is it's actually it's kind of
makes a lot of sense that these kids resources you know, because
this whole thing was like some pedo bear scandal or whatever,
that they're just keeping these kids occupied. So they can't
talk about anything. You know, turning them into little
celebrate ease and shuffling them around from I mean, can you
imagine you're so you're the you're at the today's show.
You're singing with the you know, with Jennifer Hudson at
the Super Bowl thing I mean, then to top it off, if you
thought you couldn't get any higher on the showbiz ladder
than the Super Bowl show on the red carpet with with with Ryan.
I mean, my God, I mean you have reached the pinnacle. This is
this is this is
shameful it's shameful this should leave these kids alone.
Hey, teacher leave me alone.
That's what they should be singing
Saudi singing All right, I've
got two year old land clips. One of them includes is is a another
fantastic clip from the one and only Nigel Farraj but first a
little look at what's going on and get mo nation East and other
parts of Europe as it comes to the Muslim patrols. Have you
heard of the Muslim patrols job the Muslim patrols? No. Okay. So
this is you know what was expected. With you know, ball
let everyone just come on in you know, the Netherlands is not on
this list, but they should be. There are now Muslim patrols in
the streets of London and other places in Euro land. Telling
people that this is a Muslim area, and that you can't drink
alcohol here or you can't wear a short skirt here get out is a
Muslim area. We are the Sharia law Muslim patrol.
White Chapel in East London, a hardline vigilante group is
trying to impose Sharia law on unsuspecting members of the
public positive error. Alcohol god, this is a Muslim error.
It's not just drinkers being targeted,
or your your your your game. Your affair go away.
Muslim area and women wearing skirts above the knee are also
being harrassed. Only a handful of men are involved in the self
styled patrols revive has been arrested on suspicion of
harrassment but we joined others who haven't been picked up by
the police. These men claim they're simply tackling drunken
behavior where alcohol is already banned from the streets,
but they do share many of the same hardline beliefs as those
arrested but Britain isn't the only country struggling to
contain such behavior in Denmark and Islam is from another so
called Muslim patrol stands menacingly outside a polling
station vowing to stop Muslims voting. In Belgium these
extremists want existing Sharia courts which handle family
matters to be expanded to cover criminal matters, including on
Islamic behavior in Muslim areas. And in Lolita, Spain,
hardline Salafist groups have angered locals by demanding pet
dogs are banned from public transport and Muslim
neighborhoods. Several dogs have been poisoned. leading British
Muslims like Baroness Vasi have warned their communities need to
integrate better into wider society to stop extremism.
Here this is another one of those things like we were
talking about the other day with the freedom of the press and
Euro land going down the tubes and you'll have to be a licensed
journalist. This is actually happening. I mean, there are
actual Muslim patrols out there telling people hey, you're a
fag. Get out. Get off the street. This is a Muslim area.
This is not okay. All right. This is not okay. It really is
not. Okay. And Belgium is really bad. And you know, it's I mean,
yeah, and this is just all this okay, whatever. That they're
people to you know, we got to get some Yeah, watch out. Yeah,
this it's you think this can happen in America? Get Muslim
patrols. It can happen. It can happen.
I don't know. Maybe. It looks like it could be a publicity
grab for something or other.
The new Muslim patrol movie with Tom Cruise. Check it out.
Yeah, if we're lucky, so I thought the most interesting
piece of news this week was this s&p incompetence suit Yeah,
that because the clip Oh, you have a clip for it. Oh, lovely.
Oh, this is great. Okay, hold on. Oh, hello, financial system
in 2008. To save it from collapse a disaster Washington
now blame Standard and Poor's for starting. Prior to the
crisis. Homebuyers were granted loans that were beyond their
means so called subprimes. Those mortgages were packaged together
into CDOs financial instruments to be resold. Despite the risks
credit ratings agencies gave them triple A notes, the seal of
approval that encouraged investors to buy them up. Built
on those fragile foundations. When the bottom rungs collapsed,
it's dragged down the whole edifice. The ensuing crash the
worst US has known since the Great Depression, as hundreds of
1000s of people lost their homes
SNPs desire to ensure market share to ensure profit to ensure
revenue let it on a misguided venture to take securities it
new were led and to tell the world through its ratings that
they were gold.
risk averse investors such as pension funds need ratings
agency approval before they can invest. Faced with stiff
competition. s&p is accused of gilding its evaluations to keep
its financial clients happy allegations of a conflict of
interest. The rating agency rejects saying that without the
benefit of hindsight, its rivals were making the same
conclusions. Yeah I love it is
this bullcrap?
Well, yeah. They just they got to do something.
So they're suing him for $5 billion. I mean, there was no,
the guy says the s&p desires that was it. It makes it sound
as though they were actually Oh, this is real garbage. Let's just
give it a triple it. That's bullsh crap. There's no way that
these guys they were most people. If you remember when the
cloud first happened, and they talked about the situation, they
said they didn't understand these vehicles. They were like
on their huge thick piles of paper. I bought a couple of
things similar to these and you get a it's like a three inch
binder full of material you have to read you
bought one of these you bought a mortgage backed security?
No, no, I bought a exchange traded note, not an exchange
exchange traded fund. But if you buy an Etn, which are very hard
to come by, they're around you. They have to give you this
document that explains what it is you're buying is ridiculous.
It would take me months and months to read this thing. How
did you do on guys were just given briefings on these great
packages that were packaged up. And they honestly believed I
don't know who's playing the game on him. But they they
didn't they weren't being insincere. But giving them these
high ratings. They weren't trying to cheat anybody. They
were just being buffaloed. Like everybody else, apparently was
the same guys. So what makes them bad guys? What about the
bankers who put these deals together and set these things
off into the Netherlands and the bankers who went to s&p and
talked him into like giving him these high ratings? What about
all those bankers? If there's not a banker in the world has
even been indicted for anything yet? They're finding these guys
$5 billion. No banker gets accused of anything. Are you
kidding me?
I take it you lost money on this instrument. That's why you're so
lost money on
the mortgage on the collapse of the housing market. I was headed
to, to retirement with all the property I have. And it all got
cut down to two plus 40 million.
You were on your way to retirement with all the property
you had. And then so you're now on Social Security. $3,000 a
month eating cat food in Florida.
Wow. Well, Matt, Matt, Matt, and I'm just saying yes. Things are
going well.
We were bouncing along things were awesome. And then boom.
Matt Taibbi is working on another one of those stories,
which I think is valid. He's actually I got some you got some
airtime on PBS. We're working
on a story right now to come out in a couple of weeks on the HSBC
settlement. Tell me about that. Why it interest you?
Well, the HSBC settlement was was a really shocking kind of
new low in the history of the too big to fail issue. It just
be C was serial offender on the money laundering score. They had
been twice given formal cease and desist orders by the
government, one dating back as far as 2003, another one in
2010. For inadequately policing the accounts in their system.
They launder over $800 million for for cartels and Colombia,
drug drug cartels in Colombia and Mexico. They laundered money
for terrorists connected banks in the Middle East. Russian
gangsters, literally, you know, I talked to one prosecutors like
they broke basically every law in the book and they did
business with every kind of criminal you can possibly
imagine. And they got a complete and total walk. I mean, they had
to pay a fine $1.9 billion, a lot of money. It's a lot of
money, but it's it's five weeks of revenue for the bank to put
that in perspective and no individual had to suffer any
consequences at all. There were no no criminal charges, no
individual fines, which was incredible, incredible.
larly Brewer also forced the Swiss bank, UBS, as you know, to
pay a big fine in the LIBOR, the price fixing conspiracy and and
that outrage us well did
Larry Brewer by the way left, did you see that he left the
Department of Justice. Yeah, I thought that was interesting.
Just left and like no one said anything. It's like, oh,
whatever he just left. So so when you have this when you have
this rampant illegality happening and corruption and
laundering drug money and Russian gangster money and
hooker money and God knows what drug money what you gotta do is
you got to sue s&p and make them look like a holes. That's what
you do. Yeah, we're on the ball. We're suing those guys who
started this whole miss.
Can they blame him for the whole thing? They actually blame him
if you miss a holder comes out. They blamed him is SNPs fault.
Yeah. Awesome, please.
And this is just out in. This is great. So, you know, if you ask
people during the health care debate, you know, it's like,
what should we have? wouldn't people always say to say, you
know, in the UK that we need universal health care, like free
and it's awesome. Right? Right. Well, Prime Minister Cameron has
had to apologize for this report that came out and atrocious
report about the NHS, the National Health System. Which
details how many people die a month from neglect, that people
are sitting in their own feces and their shit. And no one is
cleaning them for days that people need pain medication.
And, and they're just left in pain, cringing crumbling in
pain, because, you know, the staff just can't be bothered.
And so and he's like, Oh, he's he's like, Oh, it's NHS is
failing. And so what we're going to do now is because of this,
we're going to target nurses pay that's how we're going to fix
it. So you don't get paid by seniority but by quality of
care. Face it.
When the government runs very good writes the best logs. Yes.
Good logs. Exactly. Face it. Who whenever the government runs
something, it sucks. It just sucks. You know, government is
what happens people get complained the report is about
complacency. But it's it's nasty. When you read this
report, it makes your stomach churn. People left in their own
feces for days. And then you get all the super bugs and
everything and you know, and then but of course there's a
union involved. It's just It's crazy.
So I got a couple could be you're getting to the end here.
Yeah, we are gonna have a new segment of the show. I'd like to
do. Okay. Just kind of maybe replace the ask Adam bid wished
failed. Well, it failed because you never had a good question.
Yeah, well, that could be it. I got another one though. I got
for Adam. Another is like awesome, but it's called guest
the movie. Okay. Oh, I like you have to guess the movie.
I'm really bad at this. I don't know any movies you
showed you. This is why I dreamed this up because you were
bragging about all these movies. You get this? Oh, no, I only
that's not true. I get to see all their screeners. Oh, I can
see the screeners. You're a peon. You can see this. No,
I didn't say I could. I was sending screeners. Mickey's
afraid she'll get busted for like, the sag thing they'll kick
her out of the union or whatever. That slave. Yeah, so
she's a good looking one.
Well, a lot of them were
alright, guess the movie is that? Yes, it will be come on.
Is this a current movie? Or do I do I guess
it'd be movies to historical semi historic movies are not
going to be like a movie that just came out because you
probably wouldn't see it yet. Oh, okay. So this is enough
information in here for you to guess the movie. All right.
All right, hold on a second. It's time for Adam to guess the
movie.
My colleagues in Argentina and Ontario have almost identical
data. It's so hot here. We've had to seal off the
mind. To double check the numbers. I triple check my
friend.
I wish we were wrong, but we're not. The Earth's crust is
destabilizing.
It's too early. You have to begin the evacuation.
Scientific advanced fancy machines the mind saw this
coming 1000s of years ago. Oh, wow. Well, there was some Indian
dude in there, which was very,
you can't get to 2012 The movie
was exactly what I was going to say
how soon they forget the movie. 2012 came out when the world was
supposed to end last a couple of months ago. And now we've
completely forgotten about it. The people who did that stupid
movie weren't being ridiculed the idiots that had all these
conventions in San Francisco believe me we went past one of
them once I snuck in to just hang out with the people the
2012 is going to end the world group maniacs
you know what's funny? In the chat room was being helpful by
by suggestions such as Caddyshack to
Elysee good for.
Wow. Well, I liked the segment. In future I would like you to
give me a time
a little bit of time to Mao said about
No you don't. Yeah. Do you have a metronome? That's kind of
cool. Let me just run through my my notes here. Reports are that
Janet, Lucy Napolitano might be considering a run for the 2016
presidency.
Oh, let's do we have to encourage this.
I think so too. I think this I think we should actually have
vote Lucy. Vote Lucy Lucy for 2016 Wouldn't and she's powerful
Make no mistake is a very powerful woman in more ways
than one. Yes.
It took the words out of my mouth. She she I bet you she has
huge backing. That's another I'm just laying them. I'm just
handing you the jokes by the way. I'm just noticing laying
them out for you. But could you imagine the Paula Tonto versus
Clinton 2016 Because he would run Republican I think.
No, she wouldn't if she would. She was never a Republican. She
was a Democratic governor.
I think she could switch. Well, she probably does. So you think
she would run in the primaries against Hillary? Could you
imagine that ticket?
That one was over your head? Yes. Yeah, I'd love to see the
primaries of the her versus Hillary is not going to happen.
She'll somebody else is going to come up to her a a loosey goosey
you're not running. Really. Nuff said.
California law, as predicted, are now have introduced the gun
liability insurance bill. As I predicted on this very podcast,
where in order to own a handgun or a gun on a handgun, you would
have to have insurance. Well, we saw that coming, didn't we? And
they'll probably voted into this California State Legislature
they're idiots Yeah,
you betcha. You betcha.
Seems like a good idea.
Hey, it'd be cars kill people to mean it fits so into the
argument. Yeah, it's I think
again, meanwhile, every gangbanger in Oakland, you know,
none of them really have the insurance uninsured shooter
that'll be a new moniker,
undocumented American and uninsured shooter. Yeah,
uninsured shooter. No, it should be uninsured. A weapon owner or
something that's shooter. Uninsured
uninsured weapons owner that would be
good. That's possible. It's
possible that you Debbie Oh, yeah. Well, as you can see,
we're stalling for time. I got a couple of tips I want to get out
of the way.
I mean, I still have the first clip which I know you want to
hear. But let's Don Lemon is close second to Nigel Farraj
What do you
got Spey Part One screwy, Don Lemon read Don Lemon. This is a
very weird report. And Don Lemon is flabbergasted by it.
I'm sure wives and girlfriends love, love, love it when their
man does some work around the house. But guys, here's a
warning for you. It matters what you do around the house. If you
do dishes, if you vacuum, if you do some light dusting, it may
mean less loving me from the lady. So there's your warning.
Jeff Gardere is here and he's a clinical psychologist. So wait a
minute, Jeff. Guys who help out around the house get essentially
punished in the bedroom. Yeah, it turns out the new study by
the Center for Advanced Studies out of Madrid using some data
from a survey that was done back in 1999 are saying that gender
specific relationships where the guys are doing more of the sort
of men work such as paying bills yard work, maybe changing the
oil these guys are getting more intimacy from their wives than
the guys who are doing things as you pointed out, such as
vacuuming doing the laundry, perhaps even doing the cooking
so
he doesn't understand what's going on here.
No no you play the part too and yeah, no he's completely like
because he's this is not what he's been taught and lemonade
does not you know he's he's always a good guy anyway.
Well, what do you need? Well, I'm not going to say what I
wanted to say until I hear the second part
of this clip the second part and then you can give your opinion
why is it that doing certain chores around the house? Why
would affect the cook effect a couple sex life is it because I
don't know if you if you go out and you mow the lawn and you're
I don't know you lady comes home and you're doing the lawn with
your shirt off that sexier than doing the laundry? I don't know
what why is it? Well, well, well, perhaps maybe it's the
testosterone that maybe setting the ladies off a little bit. I
figured this one out, Don, I think what's going on the ladies
are saying you know what? We can cover the cooking the cleaning
the laundry. We do that better than you guys because you guys
are inept at doing it anyway. So what we'd like for you to do is
the heavy lifting, we'd like for you to pay the bills. And so we
He will reinforce your behavior get you to do the stuff that we
don't really feel like doing by exchanging the intimacy. So it's
a perfect conditioning or operant conditioning by they're
giving them positive reinforcement for doing the
things that they want them to do. This is 2013. I thought I
mean that 1950 I thought we were supposed to bust out of those
gender assignment out of those roles. And as society evolved,
there, were there it is. This is 2013. So that was also the bust
out of these gender assignment roles. What I've read that SR
Donlin this No, no, no, no, no, I get to talk now, because you
just wasted two minutes of my life. But you think this is Don
Lemon needs to first of all, disclaim that he's a homosexual.
When he doesn't, he does this, he says, I am I have a different
view on life. And this, this whole report shouldn't have been
on television, the whole thing was stupid.
here's the here's the kicker to the whole thing. This was done
in Spain. What's it got to do with Americans, their culture is
totally alien to American culture. When it comes to this
sort of thing. I just like comparing the Mexican culture to
the American culture. Straight up, we
had this whole conversation yesterday with Jamaican and
Austin. He's from Jamaica. And, you know, we were talking about
the difference between culture and I, that's not the right
word. You know, your cultural background and racial culture, I
guess, kind of way to say and I'm not quite sure what words to
put on it. But, you know, the, the whole idea of saying, Well,
you know, Mexicans are different than Caucasians. Black people
are different than Caucasians. But you know, Jamaicans are
different kinds of black. And it was like, the whole thing is
like, when can we finally accept that, you know, just everybody's
different? I'm a white guy, you know, middle aged white guy,
you're a middle aged white guy. We are not the same. We do not
hang it outside of the show. In fact, if we were the same, the
show would suck. So you know, this whole like, putting people
in?
No, this is their attempt. This was a piece of propaganda, you
bitched about it, but the fact is, it's a piece of propaganda.
Trying to make everybody the same one happy world we can get
to the UN and that one world order and all the
bullcrap, Trilateral Commission, kosher creations, creation,
culture, creationism, culture, creationism. And so every time
one of these reports comes out, is boring as you think they are,
I think they're extremely important to listen to, because
they show you this subtle propaganda that is going on at a
very funny level. That is that has more impact than than our
show to be quite frank about it. No, no,
you are, you are, in fact, entirely correct. It is very
important to highlight this because this is it's this is
dangerous. This is like the Muslim patrols is no worse. But
when you inject this into the culture, man, oh, man. Okay, so
end of show. I just want to play the Farraj clip, and then I want
to come back just so we can briefly laugh about how right he
is. I see that. Brennan, whose faces mushed up by the way, he's
not a handsome man, this Brennan he looks like you know, like, if
you ever see like a cast iron sculpture of someone's face. And
then you look up close
as if he has been shot with Berkshire there or he's an alien
to his old model.
He's been assembled. It's been assembled, model some assembly
required. I guarantee you there's going to drink every
single time someone talks about the movie Zero Dark 30 You know
that they're completely creating this truth and reality based
upon the movies and it's just, it's it's absurd is what it is.
So it's okay, because that's why we're here. Our job is to punch
through that and hit people right smack in the face with
what is really going on. That's why we are the best podcast in
the universe. Someone else who does that in the European
Parliament continuously with a very good two minute speech is
Nigel Farage to
President alone despite your own view,
I should mention the the president of France or land was
visiting in the in the European Parliament. So he is actually
hitting the president of France in the mouth, Mr.
President alone, despite your own views, you're doing rather a
lot for the Euroskeptic debate in France. The decision to
reduce the retirement age to increase the minimum wage, but
above all, of course, the hate tax to make sure that all your
successful entrepreneurs and now footballers are fleeing France.
means that the competitiveness gap between France and Germany
is getting wider, that is now being reflected in a flight of
capital from French banks. And people are beginning to notice
that actually, ultimately, the Euro is not just doomed in the
Mediterranean, but it's going to be impossible for France and
Germany to stay together inside the same economic and monetary
union. So on the basis that your employment minister says the
country is bankrupt, what do you do? Well, the old trick launch
of foreign military intervention. So your troops go
off to Mali? And yes, it's very good to see the smiling faces in
Timbuktu for the moment. But you've done this on behalf of
the European Union. It is now an EU mission. Just two days ago,
Tony Blair said the European Union is not about peace. The
European Union is about power. I think what he meant is the
European Union, increasingly will be about war. Because the
response to Marley, the response to it being an EU mission, and
we've heard it all around the chamber today, the liberals
urging us to intervene militarily in Syria, support
from right and left in this house that the EU should
intervene militarily. I have to say this, if you really think
that taking on fundamentalist radical Islam in battle is
something that we can somehow succeed in. I suspect we will
launch ourselves in the same way we have in Afghanistan on a
decade of unending unwinnable misery. I do not want the United
Kingdom to be part of a militaristic warlike European
Union and that's the speech that I've heard both from you
President alarm and for most people in this chamber today
you go World War Three in Europe France versus Germany
hmm weird idea.
Now it could never happen. It could never ever happen
if you haven't resolved their differences since World War
before World War One did before then they were having these
problems. And they it this is never going to end we're just
going to be doomed to watch these two countries fight with
each other literally fight I don't think they're either going
to nuke each other but I know they're miserable every time
they go to fight each other something strange Brenda drags
us into it. Yeah,
well no, that's that's the whole system is then we have to go and
we have to end it and then you know, all the money shifts hands
and you know, essentially we we rock because we do you know,
because we make all the killing stuff that gets bought and you
know, everything's great. And then we have to come in and go
hey, we take care of you. And then you know, we rebuild the
Europe again. We start all over again. 2017 was that the when
the when the civil war will end in Europe?
No, that begins to 2020 Oh, we got to do all we got some time.
We got plenty of time. We got seven years.
So let me so what have we learned today we have learned we
have seven years until the war in Europe starts. Man we have
until the until October to short the bond market. Meanwhile, I'm
starting actually maybe again earlier I made this it's just
2020 is when we get involved. Oh, okay. So yeah, check it out.
And 2019 For all we know, I mean, 2000 sets has been done.
Now as far as I can tell
me while I will be starting a new business when we move into
town. I have a new business idea. Dutch bikes in Austin.
Some for some reason. In America in general, someone decided that
bicycles could only be one of two kinds 10 Speed racing
bicycles, or mountain bicycles. What happened to the utility
bicycle?
Like you know, a bike that the regular cheap bike used to have
when you're a kid? Well, not just that, but one with a has a
basket? Yeah, with a basket in front. Yeah, a utility bicycle.
What
happened to this concept? I checked every single bicycle. I
go around
here, there's all these bike lanes. And there's nobody using
the bicycle like that to go to the store. And they're no they
got their speedos on and they got a high speed bike and
they're pumping away, up and down and up and down. They're
not doing anything. I mean, they're just an exercise you
might as well be on a stationary bike if you're just going to
exercise in the bike lane. When you're in Holland, there's
people are going from point A to point B they're not fantasizing
but in Austin demanding a bike lane because like an exercise in
the bike lane, no doubt and
Austin Austinites you know, they ride bikes a lot.
I think it's I think, under something you've stumbled onto
the fraud of bicycle. Yeah,
but what happened? I mean, if they would just fix these,
that's what they're called. They're called fixes but you
just need to just, I mean, I think people would really take
to it and we're going to be living right in your South
Congress. It's a little too. I mean me a little too far to
walk. But you know, we drove from the new house to South
Congress to get some lunch and like, this is stupid. I mean,
I'm taking more time to park, then, you know, then you have to
diagonal Park back into the parking spots on South Congress,
which is kind of cool. But it's a pain in the ass.
Now. It's not cool. And yeah, I was like, I
just, I just want a bike. And then I'm looking around
and they have those types of things to make sure people have
their front license plate. scam. I don't have a front license
plate in the never go, well, you're probably gonna get a
ticket. Back in parking bullcrap.
So I, so I know I want a bike I look at Do you want a bike cost,
you can't get a bike, you want to buy a bike, it's like getting
a mountain bike or a 10 speed bike $900 for a frickin bike,
which will get stolen.
Maybe maybe not. I'll steal you the bike you're talking about in
Amsterdam, I can just go to the central station and just like
some junk will sell me a bike for 10 euros, you know, and then
that'll get stolen and I'll buy another one. This is rotating
system. But just a utility bicycle where you can put your
briefcase in if you go into the office. You know this Austin is
a great it's flat. Generally flat. You know this, we have
lots of room to ride your bike. People ride bikes, but they're
stupid. You got to you got to have you got no fenders and when
if it if it rains and you get wet. Because the fenders and you
know the light you have to put a light on your arm. What happened
to a light on the bicycle is a stupid, we need a reset.
And I was the kid. We had banks that had lights telling you and
we'd make noise with playing cards in the spokes.
And you could put your girlfriend on the back of the
bike and she can be read and with you. It's cute. Or on the
front on the handlebars. Didn't when I was a kid. Yeah, I had my
girlfriend riding on the handlebars. There were songs
about this. There were songs about
against the now.
There were songs. We gotta find the song now. You had Finn.
You're laughing at me. But one speed. I think this is a
business. I think there's a business
in the one speed in.
What is it called fixie? fixie bikes. It is bike the Alessi
brothers. Oh, Laurie. I'd like to ride my bicycle with you on
the handlebars. You laugh and run away do i mean come on the
songs about this stuff? No. You can't ride on the front of your
10 speed bike on the handlebar on a helmet on. And we don't
need helmets and offs and even better. Don't need helmets
stupid. You look like the doofus with your helmet on. Like it
going so fast. All right. All right, an update on that
tomorrow. I only need $50,000 to get started.
Well you're not gonna get it with these donations for
inventory.
Alright everybody, thank you very much pile everybody in the
morning. Coming to you from Gitmo nation drone Star state
here in Austin Tejas, home of the utility bike. I'm Adam
curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where the only bikes are 15.
Speed. Titanium, unbelievable bikes and everyone dresses in
speedos and pretend that they're a racer. That's the kind of
bikes we got around here. I'm John C. Dvorak.
We'll talk to you again on Sunday right here, no agenda.
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