Deer Antler spray. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, January 31 2013 times you get my nation media
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and from Northern Silicon Valley where as always was enough. I'm
John C. Dvorak.
Really, it's always suas enough in Northern California,
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So did you know we ran that our dead story last show about the
choppers and all that military gear floating around Miami?
Oh, yeah. Now what happened in Houston?
Don't when it was happening in Miami. It was happening in LA.
Oh, really? I
didn't I didn't get an LA report. Yeah. Oh, same day.
Here's the here's the Houston report.
With military helicopters flying above her southeast Houston
neighborhood. Frances Gerald didn't know what to think. Now
when you see this you think the worst. When you hear this you
think the worst and so she passed along her concern to me
don't
win a war zone gun shooting helicopters flying around the
house.
The Army along with other agencies had taken over the old
Carnegie Vanguard High School. They were armed men in fatigues
plenty of weapons and what many thought were real live rounds
that felt like I was in a war zone. It just it's nonstop. I
was terrified. Turns out it was a multi agency training drill
that Gerald wished would have come with warning they could
have done a better job of notifying the neighborhood
others needed no explanation this to protect our kids I'm all
for it. Yeah go
wandering around the general public isn't protect our kids.
I'm sorry. But it was supposed to
be major who was out here wouldn't tell us exactly what
kind of training they were doing. HPD was aware of what was
going on. But the fire department apparently wasn't in
fact in a ambulance was even dispatched this way for shots
fired call until HPD told them it wasn't real.
Well, you know. You don't need to know anything. You don't know
what's going on. This is official business.
What's military agency? Do you ever get to the bottom of this
bull crap? No,
of course not. It's completely unimportant. It's completely
unimportant. It
seems to me you got a bunch of Black Hawk helicopters and
whatever they are,
well, they actually they look like like MD cheese. They look
like MD five hundreds the one that they showed, but that could
have been filed footage. You have no idea what they're
showing. That's what I'm saying. That you we are now completely
John completely 100% entirely immersed in the matrix. And and
I've totally now understand how it all works. Finally, how many
episodes 483 And finally I'm getting it. So Miss Nikki and I
watched Lincoln
the other night. Somebody's watching these movies as they
appear.
Well, not yet. Remember Ms. Mickey is still a card carrying
sag member so she has to vote for the upcoming Academy Award.
She's a member of the Academy. So this is this is very
important that she wants you to Yeah, of course. If you're if
you're if you have a SAG
doesn't mean you're voting for the automatic. Yes, yes. Yes, it
is. That's how it were you get boxes and boxes of
screeners. Yeah. And you get the screeners and they all say you
know like, they always say don't don't know copy. No, they
literally say after you watch the movie, you have to cut the
disc.
Send them to me. No, I'm
not now that would be illegal. I'm gonna send them to you. Oh,
friend. Hey, listen, Miss Mickey is very serious about this. She
doesn't we had one
of the guys over at what's his name? I can't remember his name,
but it was over media and he brought all the screeners in and
they just pass them around. Yeah, what
happened to him? Where is he? Huh? Exactly. Harvey Weinstein
had him hit. Anyway, so
then the situation long enough to know As bogus so anyway go on
so so we watched this movie now the this movie was of great
interest to me because it was screened for the first time at
the White House once again, you know, Steven Spielberg and you
know, there's all these reasons, you know that you kind of think
that there's a reason for it. And we've had heard all this
talk
about boundaries. And before you say anything, and I say one
thing, I'm not even interested in watching that movie, it just
looks dreadfully dull.
Well, I need to ask you some questions about it. Because this
was an example of culture creationism, that I that I was
completely dumbfounded. Culture creationism. Yeah, this isn't
this my new word. I'm like that, huh? Yeah. So you know, where we
have zero dark 30, which is another movie I reviewed, which
of course, completely strings together all those events and
creates the narrative for you right down to the mispronouncing
of Abbott of BOD, which of course, is a bottle BOD, is the
way it's pronounced in the movie, to cement truth of
history into everyone's minds this, this is what is now being
done. And we are so stupid, that we allow this to happen without
question. So when it comes to and luckily, you are a student
of the stuff of the Civil War, and I know this about yet you go
out, so like twice a year and do one of those reenactments.
Right?
I wish? Yeah.
So I'm trying, I'm trying to think whether I should ask you,
or should I, maybe I'll just tell you what the movie was. And
then you and I can discuss what the Civil War was really about.
So now, Mickey has not had the indoctrination, has not had the,
you know, the what we were taught in schools. And she saw
the movie exactly for what it was, you said this was a very
inspirational movie, that a president can be great.
President can even when he if he breaks the rules, I ease some
constitutional laws, it can still be for the greater good.
And it was very inspiring and hopeful, which is exactly what
this movie is supposed to portray seen as a movie, as a
historical document. However, oh, my goodness, movie starts
off battlefield headlines, 600,000 young men killing each
other in the Civil War, then the entire movie, John, is all about
the 13th amendment, and that if only President Lincoln can get
the votes, the 13th amendment will be signed, and that will
end the war. They signed the 13th Amendment, it gets passed
in the House, the war ends, that is the movie. Now tell me that
is not what the Civil War was about?
Well, it is an interesting question for a number of
reasons. One is, is the debate as to what the war was about? It
was
the states the southern war, it was, in fact, the
South usually calls it the War Between the States. And it was
about their rights to do two states rights and versus federal
rights. And this states, a number of states, there's a book
that gentlemen should get if they will really care about this
is by Kenneth stamp. Historian and it was I think it was
something it's a bunch of, it's a bunch of collection of
writings around the Civil War period. And after and before
debroy, which is around about why there's going to be a white
why there should be a war, why there's going to be war, why
there should be a split up of the country, how the French and
the in the English wanted the country to be split in half. So
they can each have half of it, and then share the rights of the
goal that would discover it out in California because they could
use that there was a gold rush going on at the time. Big one.
And South America had a lot of gold and silver too. And so
there's a million reasons it wasn't the slavery thing was a
was that didn't
come up until that didn't come up until like the war was
already underway, I believe.
Well, there was the abolitionist movement had been around for a
while, right. And so that was coming around, but this But
Lincoln wasn't elected with it in mind that he was going to
free the slaves. And in fact, what it was, at least a lot of
people believe this and I'm kind of in this camp, is that based
on the on the sociology of the era that Lincoln used the 13th
amendment to free the slaves as a political tool because what it
what it what it ended up doing was getting France and England
out of the war, because for because for political reasons in
their own home countries, if this was about slavery, neither
one could they couldn't take the French couldn't take the side of
the South. because they were forced labor in the French were
now against it in their own country and the British, we had
the same kind of a problem because it was like, they had
all kinds of issues in their own parliament during this period
about about whether we should support slavery or not. And if
the French were going to be in on this game, the French by the
way, have you have to remember they moved Maximilian into
Mexico as the ruler of Mexico. So right as the war ended, that
whole French contingent of soldiers and everybody can move
right into the south and take it over?
Well, let me let me add a little wrinkle to, to this entire
story, just so you understand that President Lincoln and this
is this was documented, I think, in 2010, or 2011, there were a
couple of researchers came up with a number of documents that
showed that Lincoln's entire idea was to repatriate the
slaves back to Africa, he thought it would be a good idea
to send them back, particularly to Guiana and also some to South
America. That was, that was his entire plan. He never got to it,
he never got to, to implement the plan, because he was
assassinated, not long after the the rebuild.
Movement was was very popular amongst a lot of people,
including a lot of the blacks.
Yeah. And I think, you know, because, you know, there's this
comparison between Lincoln and Obama, which is very, very
strong. And I believe this is not without, this is not any
coincidence.
Oh, yeah, no, this sounds like a propaganda film. That's why I'm
not interested in watching it. No, but
but but listen, listen to the comparison. So if Lincoln was
going to send all and these were now at this point, educated
slaves,
did you get any clips?
Oh, I didn't get any clips. I'm not gonna clip that movie. Well,
I'll give you my vibe on the movie in a minute. But he was
going to send these slaves to Africa. There were no educated,
educated and weaponry. I think, you know, this is very similar
to, you know, that basically, would have been the al Qaeda of
the day, it's the same thing, you know, go ahead, go to all
the colonies and go light everything on fire and, you
know, make a ruckus. And that would have been perfect at the
time. And this is the same thing this is this is where Obama and
Lincoln in my mind are equal. Equal. That and the, the fact
that the President the way the movie, I don't know if it's true
in history, but the way the movie portrayed it is that
Lincoln lied about knowing that the South had delegates to come
and do to, to negotiate peace, and he still wanted to push
through that 13th amendment, and that he bent the rules and and
broke the light to the Lied to Congress, when against the
Constitution for the greater good. So all of these things,
you know, show that, you know, this is this is how Obama is a
great man, because he too, can bend the rules and break the
Constitution for the greater good. Here's the only thing that
that is impossible for anyone to get over. And that was very
confusing, not to me. But you know, if if you look at the
United States from the outside, and all, you know, is the
Republican and Democrat parties. If you went on the street right
now, and you ask anyone in America, you said, was Lincoln,
a Republican or a Democrat? I guarantee you 99% will say he
was a Democrat, whereas it was the Democrats who wanted
slavery. And it was the Republicans against tyranny of
the day. So how so the question is, did something flip? Or are
the Democrats actually so racist that they were able to change
the narrative and push that on to the Republicans?
Well, what happened that it wasn't something that took place
overnight. It was nothing ever done that began, I believe, was
Roosevelt. And it was and it was asleep. And all you have to say
the Democrats also kept the the military segregated. I mean, it
was painful for them to give up on that, I think was Truman. And
then, but not during World War Two did it was segregated. And
they were kind of like in their own battalions and such. Yeah,
no, they've made a slow moving, it's hard to say I mean, I don't
think it's ever been perfectly deconstructed, but they've done
a great job of, of appealing to minorities with promises, I
think that the Republicans refused to make,
but it's crazy money, free money. I'll love you for free
money, commodity money, but it's crazy when you look at this
because you're making couldn't she you know, this is great to
see someone who has not had the indoctrination or has not been
through you know, the views America still someone from the
outside. It was fantastic to see you go. I don't understand how
come the Republicans aren't the racist? How come the Republicans
actually wanted to free the slaves when Lincoln was a
Republican? This was this was, it's a shocker. It's it is a
shocker. It really is a shocker. And that to me can only really
mean one thing that people's minds have been melded really by
the the signals they received by the media. This is this is the
only way. I don't think either party is necessarily really, you
know, at the individuals. I don't think people run around
being racist. But you know, the way it's the way it's brand
bandied around so easily, oh, Republicans racist, is it does
not coincide with this reasonably recent history. I
thought I found that to be very interesting.
Well, one of the reasons this happened was the Southern
strategy that was initiated by by Nixon and the Republicans,
one of the problems that always had during elections was the
Democrats could win with a coalition of of Dixiecrats,
which are the Southern Democrats, which are the racists
that still are irked about the Civil War, and they're still
down there. And all Democrats and the Northeast Corridor, in
other words, the normal Liberal Democrats, and these, this group
would always be tied together somehow. And so they'd always
they could win elections. That's how Kennedy got in with a
combination of barely with a combination of these people.
When the Republicans decided to cater to the same southerners
that were essentially racists, traditionally, they managed to
grab most of them, and they did it through the use of the
churches, or they've done it somehow or other but was called
the Southern strategy to get these people to vote Republican.
And most of them did, they couldn't get the the blacks down
there to vote Republican. And they never thought of that as an
idea, because the blacks down there were kept from voting
anyway, so it wasn't gonna do much good by the same
Dixiecrats, but they managed to do that. And I think that itself
in itself may have been the real turning point for the the, the
idea that the Republicans are a bunch of racists because they
cater to these people. A bunch of racists telling us this way,
you got to make generalities, and you can't get anywhere.
So anyway, this move, but really, the the Civil War was
really much more about this, the southern in what I understand
the southern states saying, hey, screw you, we don't want you to
dictate what we're doing down here. They seceded. And that's
what it was about. And yes, the slavery was a part of it. But it
was certainly not only only about slavery, and in fact, as
the movie depicts, only about the 13th amendment. And when you
see how I mean, it's, it's really interesting. Tommy Lee
Jones is almost kind of like a John Boehner type character,
even though you know, they're on the same. They're on the same
team. He's a Republican in the movie as well. And he plays
Republican Representative Stevens. It's so, so clear the
culture that is created. It's just the reality it melds
together. And you get this whole vibe I get oh, that was totally.
You know, that that's what it's the same thing. We were talking
about Martin Luther King, where he wasn't only about
segregation. He was against the Vietnam War, which you say I
think correctly is one of the reasons he was killed. Or maybe
the reason he was killed, so things are changed and created
in our minds. And then you get this document this, this film,
by Spielberg. I mean, it is changing history. And this will
now this is now cemented forever. I'm sure this thing
will win awards from good acting, I'll say Daniel Day
Lewis. I don't know. I have no idea if Lincoln was like this. I
always thought he was a homosexual depressed manic
depressive. I never heard that. I thought I did. He was gay. I
heard he was gay and manic depressive.
Might have it he had Tamar fans which is more fans, but yeah,
what's that? In fact if you we did it just what's the Morphett
on this Mar Fans wants to be focused or somebody had a they
slipped it into Marfan is is a is a giantism is makes it tall
and just kind of puts it makes your head look weird
right now okay. Well, he Yeah. Yeah, he had that. Sally Fields
is I think kind of a nondescript, she's great. But as
the role is unimportant, you know, I don't they might as well
not have put her in. And the funny thing, James Spader, you
know who he is James Spader.
Everybody knows who James Spader is. So
James Spader has one way of acting. James Spader. Yeah, and
brooding. No, it's like that within them. He usually talks,
he's in the office, you know, and to talk loud. He talks and
he's, he's in what's that? What's that Denny crane To show
the what is legal Boston Legal, he's doing the same character
with a mustache.
It's what he always does. That's his character. Whereas Danny
crane is that well, you're wondering,
like any minute, Shatner is gonna pop up in his movie.
Anyway, I would not take this as a historical fact, I would not
say that this is this is 100% the way to go on on this. And it
was just, it was, it was kind of like, wow, you know, this is how
it works. We, we just set it all up. We make people believe that
this is the truth. You have a guy like Spielberg directed or
produce it or whatever. And then it's a historical fact over
Spielberg
disease. And you know, he's in the groove, he does what he's
told. So he does to be sure I'm gonna read one of the little
complaints. I think it's funny to just verify your point about
trying to make this an Obama story. There's no shortage of
small historical bloopers in the movie. First Lady Mary Lincoln,
for example, never planted herself in the house gallery to
observe the final tally on the amendment. Michelle Obama may
routinely attend the State of the Union address each year, but
such a visit would have been unthinkable in 1865.
Interesting, interesting, and along along with the black help
from the from the White House, they were all in the in the
galley at the press the gallery.
It impossible. Yeah.
Oh, and the funny thing at the end. So Tommy Lee Jones, who was
new apparently fought his entire career, you know, to get the
13th Amendment in and passed to the very end, he takes it, you
know, so it passes. He says to the speaker, let me have a
Kotlin. We have the this bill. And the speaker says, Well,
that's the official original bill should not and I'll bring
it back tomorrow. Just want to take it home. Yeah, I've been
working on this all my life. And he comes home, and he takes off
his wig. You know, he's had this crazy ass black wig on he's
bald. And is his housekeepers. Black housekeeper takes his coat
off. And then he's, he hands it to her and he says read this.
And then she's reading it and she's reading you know, the the
13th amendment and they and then the camera zooms out and I'm
spoiling the movie for you. The camera zooms out you're not and
then they're both in bed together. So he's so he's been
you know, he's been he's had a been romantically involved with
his with his warm housekeeper who was pretending to be his
housekeeper that's you know, so So that's kind of the gist the
whole thing was like come on man. Culture creationism
Yeah, I would say another you all you've done is just confirm
my lack of interest.
Okay, the movie you need to see is silver lining playbook.
That's a good movie.
What about Argo? Have you seen that yet?
Do you remember when we talked about this and Amsterdam the
entire movie right down to to Uma? Houma. Aberdeen been on the
credits. Hello? Right. Was that? Was that you on the show? Who
was on the who? Done who are you? And what have you done with
the real John C. Dvorak bring him back.
I'm not gonna go see any of these movies. I go see about
three movies a year and they have to be three D thrillers or
almost his first sci fi film. It's like I went to see Hugo,
that was fantastic. Here's the deal. They show up free on HBO,
all these movies. Yeah, I watch them casually if they're still
worth worth watching. Most of them die off. And I don't feel
like watching them. So I get to see the ones. What is the rush?
I'm asking everybody out there. Why do you have to run to it?
Especially when we're not getting to the kind of donations
we normally get. But people will go to the theater and drop $100
with their family. Buy a bunch of greasy popcorn to rush to see
a movie. When you can see it if you just wait. You get to see it
for free. When I don't get it. Oh, you really I don't see.
Approving screen proving tacular I go see that. Because I have a
200 inch screen at the house. I can see these things in pretty
good court with pretty good quality. I don't need to go to a
theater where there's a bunch of people have puked up in the
place and there's gum on the floor and you're stepping in and
you're still pop pop pop as you walk around for the rest of the
day. I mean, there's a million reasons not to go you're
watching screeners at home.
Once again, proof that you are not the real John C Dvorak. I'm
sorry this the reason why people do this is that's what they're
trained to do. All of the news everything is geared towards
pointing people to the heat to the theater where you will get
your true schooling. This is where people get the true
schooling oh, let's go see Lincoln I heard so good the
Daniel Day Lewis are just fantastic. And they sit and they
stay of course and they sit there and then they get this
is gonna wake. You see this is a setup
of course. had to set up and they sit there. And I can tell
you right now, what's his face? He's gonna get director for Argo
because that was the whole, you know, cover up the Benghazi
supposed to go along with the Benghazi thing. This is, you
know, Lincoln is, you know, just to propagate this mean. Ah, I
mean, it's, it's over. I mean, the people who listen to this
show and maybe one or two other podcasts out there, and people
who are deaf and blind, they are the only ones who are safe.
Because it is a constant nonstop barrage of bullcrap. Seriously,
good title, barrage, barrage of bullcrap.
That's just as good as culture creates. Yeah,
I don't know. It's, I mean, hey, everybody, we're only 25 minutes
into it. What can I tell you? You are right about movie
theaters, though. I'll never forget, we were in Los Angeles.
And we went to LA we went to the movies once. Because Mickey
would always get free tickets at the Directors Guild, which is
great because Neo, they actually search your bag for water and
gum and, and, and anything to eat and they take it away from
you then okay, you can have a gun, that's okay. But you can't
take anything to eat or drink into the theater. And you can't
stand up until the credits are done. Which I appreciate
because, you know, I actually am one of those people who likes
watching credits. But we went once to a regular theater,
there's the Arclight. And homeless people bring, I think
we talked about on the show people bring their kids you
know, like they're crying. You know, kids are running up and
down the aisle because they don't have a babysitter. What is
going on? This is not an experience. They're
on their phone half the time that
you get that you're in Austin, we have one of those. I haven't
been yet one of those movie theaters where you get you lay
down, you get the big couch and everything. You get table
service and they bring you drinks. What's the name of that
theater? They have a couple of them around the country. They
only have like 70 seats
to pay 50 bucks to watch.
No, it's not all it's it's more than regular. But it's not 50
bucks. I forget what it's called. But if you if you use
your phone, they kick you out. They
told me about this. They already talked about Yeah. throw you
out.
Yeah, we talked like we talked about Argo, John.
Yeah. Like God. months ago, I
mean, months ago, it was six weeks ago, months ago.
Okay, a month and a half ago. All right.
So then while we're on acting, and while we're on this, and I'm
just going to be the guy who's unpopular and says, I don't give
a crap, because I got so many emails from people around the
world who do not live in the United States of Gitmo nation.
And they said, this, without a doubt, is the best acting
performance they've ever seen.
Thank you for inviting me here today. This is an important
conversation.
Now I really, I'm really bothered by what is coming out
of my piehole right now, but I just don't believe this. I'm
sorry. I just don't believe how you need to speak so slow. How
if you have brain damage, and you can't speak properly, but
yet certain words are just flowing out really beautifully.
It also you have to write my
wife Well, this event that took place which we're going to talk
about and probably get yourself into trouble which will be fun
to watch here is my wife call me she says what is the deal with
is this whole thing scripted? Because but she was more taken
aback by her father or husband, one of the Husband Husband, cuz
it sounded like he was reading.
Yes, he was reading right next to her. Yes.
And it was in she just thought it was insincere. And it was
something something something something bugged her was like,
something's wrong with this.
Well, this isn't right. It's only one minute. So and this is
the OIC. For those who don't know, this is Gabby Giffords to
the representative from Arizona, who allegedly was shot in the
head. And kind of started off the entire gun debate with a
number of mass shootings. And of course, while this was taking
place, there was another breaking news is there was a
shooting in Arizona. I mean, the coincidences are just amazing
how well they do that. And so she starts off the hearings in
Washington with this very important message. And I just I
listened to it and I had the same feeling that lots of people
had this it doesn't add up and just listen to the words that do
come out and the words that don't come out, and how poorly
scripted this is just because you have an issue with speaking
after a brain injury doesn't mean the after that your speech
has To be dumb, or stupid
for our children, for our communities, for Democrats and
Republicans speaking is difficult. But I need to say
something in Porton.
So now you're like, wow, she's really messed up from this
gunshot
violence is a big problem. Too many children are dying.
I mean, if I understand if maybe you your brain has been shot up
if that all is completely true, and you have a difficulty
speaking, it's not the words but what is she saying? Like this is
not I mean, say something meaningful? Yes, save the
children got it.
Too many children children. We must do something it's will be
hard. But the time is now
that by the way, is the title of the White House document. It is
literally called The time is now so this is all written in
concert. You must
act. Be bold. Be courageous.
Amazing, though Democrats Republicans is hard but
courageous. Well slips right out.
Americans are counting on you. Thank you.
And the Oscar goes to Yeah. Gabby Giffords. Yes, Gabby did a
true story. Come on, man. I mean, I knew everybody can call
me in a hole whatever your way so
let's let's back up a minute. Okay, so they're doing
everything they can to grab as many to do it to just stop they
just got nothing to do street violence and gang violence and
children being killed will say the ones and we won't even take
we'll take them out of this take the school's shootings out and
just say that in the in the neighborhoods of East LA are
getting killed by random acts of violence by guns that are traded
amongst the gang members. They're not bought from gun
shows the gang members show up at gun shows and buy guns. So
that's both so this whole thing is bogus. If they really wanted
to stop all this violence, they could legalize drugs. The fact
that that 62% of all prisoners are drug related crimes for soft
drugs. And we have a system where if you go into prison you
never get a job again in your life so you have to read receipt
advise yourself and go back into prison to to get a meal if they
would just fix the drug war and make it so it's not a piece of
crap. Get rid of it. This would all end is would all end
overnight. Well then please that brought up is that ever even
suggested Please
don't bring anything rational into the into the conversation,
John, that would be so wrong. To be so incredibly wrong. No, no,
no, no. That's that's not where we need to go with this. This is
this is you can watch this unfold before your very eyes.
Now if you put all the pieces together, we've got the military
military, running drills with fake ammo but shooting from
helicopters in Miami, in Texas in California and California.
When somebody has a heart attack over one of these episodes of
his exercises,
I don't are you planning on something?
No, I'm just saying who's gonna who's gonna? Well?
Hey, we can make it rich, man. I'll get one of those different
December laters Yeah, finally, finally, you can get some dough.
Now. To me, you know, we have that happening. We have, you
know, just complete severe clampdown on the citizenry. And
yeah, I guess I mean, I I'm like, Yeah, I guess you just get
if you take everyone's gun away, or that that seems to be the
plan. Really. I mean, I don't want to get into this whole gun
debate because I really don't care because you can listen to
that. It's like you not wanting to see Lincoln, is it because
it's that's all that people are talking about. That's all on the
news. Like, ah, you know, that's just a distraction at this point
from from what apparently is the real agenda. And when you say
legalizing drugs, we have legalized drugs, we've legalized
the real drugs, the ones that you get from the doctor, that
that part is good. We got to lock up all the competing
networks. So you know, don't bring any rational conversation
into it.
Here's here's what Here's what's going on. We now have bills
being put in. You know, I track this. Let's see This is from
like my eyesight is going is really bad. We have a bill in to
reauthorize and improve the mentally ill offender treatment
and crime reduction act of 2004. Now, we weren't doing the show
in 2004. But we would have been all over this. Do you have any
idea what this is John, the the mentally ill offender and
treatment and crime reduction act of 2004?
Of course not.
So this is to reenacted It was signed into law in 2004. And of
course, it expired. And they want to crank this one back up,
I think this is going to happen because it's easy to say, hey,
it was already in let's just bring it back. This is I have a
I've highlighted two bits from it. It's its findings. Starting
off with this this act. According to the Office of
Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention, approximately 20% of
youth in the juvenile justice system have serious mental
health problems. So this is 2004 when they're already saying 20%
has mental health, mental health problems. The purpose of this
Act, which I believe will be reinstated, is to increase
public safety by facilitating collaboration, a great word
collaboration, rappelling down among the criminal justice,
juvenile justice, mental health treatment, and substance abuse
systems. Such collaboration needed to protect the public
safety, which will provide courts including existing and
new mental health courts, I didn't know we had mental health
courts with appropriate mental health and substance abuse
options to promote adequate training. They call it Training
for criminal justice systems and personnel about mental illness
and substance abuse disorders, to be able to respond to people
with such illnesses. So you know, we're going to make sure
that we can identify if you are mentally ill and then do
something about it. And how do we identify it? Well, I have it
right here. Mental illness, the term mental illness means a
diagnosable mental behavioral or emotional disorder with
sufficient duration, to meet the diagnostic criteria within the
most recent edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical
Manual of Mental Disorders published by the American
Psychiatric Association. There you go. So everything in the
DSM, including your kids spinning, will be enough for the
authorities to determine that you have a mental illness. And
take appropriate action in a mental health court. This is
where this is going. Everyone you look at the DSM four is out
now five is coming. Everybody is ill, I have at least
eight was our background checks. They'll catch you Yeah.
oppositional defiance disorder, odd. It's in the DSM, we have
this you have this, John.
That's not right.
Anyway, to wind the up this bill, it will promote
communicate communication among adult or juvenile justice
personnel, mental health, and CO occurring mental illnesses and
substance abuse disorders, treatment personnel, nonviolent
offenders with mental illness or Co Co occurring mental illness
and substance abuse disorders and support services such as
housing, job placement, community faith based and crime
victims organizations will all be working together to help all
of you who are mentally ill, according to the DSM four and
soon to be five, which includes I think, PBA, if you laugh too
much, or cry too much. That's how that's this is what's really
happening. Yeah, well, and then there's another angle. So of
course, President Obama is really about two industries are
kind of three if you take the banking industry,
pharmaceutical, which he's all in and use any of these will do
anything to help the pharmaceutical industry. And
what other industry, John?
Well, he's ended up with the banking, for sure. But it was
Yeah, but
what part of banking?
Come on, man. Thank you. I don't know. I don't know what you're
worried
about. The insurance industry?
Oh, yeah. No, the insurance industry. He's in their pockets,
car insurance. You have to answer questions like this,
because the first time you're getting the car, how many years
have you been driving? For the past five years? How many
accidents or violations?
Jacob Baum sells auto insurance at choice Insurance Agency in
Brooklyn, New York. He asked these questions to help insurers
figure out how likely it is your car will be involved in an
accident. Not just you as the driver, your car accident
yourself Who else lives with you? Now remember she's saying
Who is this girl? She is is a college station? Yeah,
that's NPR. Exactly. It's a college thing. Are
you kidding me? This
is NPR Yeah, listen to the to the basement see
how much your car if you're gonna be an accident? Well,
regardless of
their age now imagine we as gun owners the same questions.
How old are you? What your gender? What type of gun is
this? But they're teenagers in the house.
Justin Wolfers is Professor of Economics and Public Policy at
the University of Michigan. And this is what he wants. He wants
people like Jacob Baum to be asking the same questions of gun
owners to be selling them liability insurance, based on
their answers.
I'm telling you, this is a this is a this is the way to go. If
you pass the test, which is based on the DSM, and you want a
gun, you got no problem. You just got to take out insurance
on having the gun. This is fantastic. That is
genius. This is the way to go. That's a good catch.
This is the way to go. You got you got to have guns, you know,
the cars kill people. So we have strong liability insurance
requirements, because
we also know guns kill in the United States, literally 10s of
1000s of people a year. It seems like it's creating enormous
social harm. And we're asking you to pay for it. Well,
I love it. You know, whenever someone says, Hey, man cars, you
know, cars don't kill people. People kill people. They say,
Well, you don't need to do guns. So why don't we just have them
insured just like a car. This is this is the only argument that
is that is valid. This fantastic. Everybody wins on
Obama's side first
as requiring insurance wouldn't just provide compensation for
families of gun violence victims. It would help keep guns
out of the hands of people we don't want to have Oh, sure.
I know. I know. Wow, what a bunch of morons. If anybody
listens to NPR and laps this up, I get like a like a dog. lap,
lap lap. These we just I just mentioned earlier, gangbangers
are buying guns from each other. They're not taking out
insurance. Oh, wait a minute, you guys are shooting up the
children in the neighborhoods with drive bys. If you tell me
they don't have like,
a gun fair, unconscionable? There's no gangster gun Fair,
where they'll go and have a swap meet come on by age. Think about
it.
Anyway, go on.
Go on. What else can I say? That's a this is this is to get
everybody on the drugs? Or at least diagnose everybody. And
then get them on the drugs. And and then you know, the people
that still want the assurance and go oh, that's genius. Yeah.
Well, and it's being propagated by your national treasure. Makes
total sense to me.
That that morning to you Adam curry.
Oh, well, in the morning to you John C. Dvorak, and to all ships
at sea boots on the ground, feet in the air, ankles in the
stirrups, and, and of course our human resources in the chat
room. I know agenda stream.com no agenda chat.net. I have a
quick mention to make. We've talked about Lincoln no agenda
films.com. We haven't talked about it in a while but no
agenda films.com dutifully posts every every movie we talk about,
and continues to bring you suggestions, I think once or
twice a week. So make sure you check that out as a PR
initiative of the program. And I think we can thank Nick the RAT
for the artwork on episode four, a two. Now we look forward to we
have so much art coming in which you know, we should probably
do at first spend a minute or two discussing the art and to
give some people some tips, because I think a lot of people
aren't getting enough feedback. And they keep making the same
mistakes. Okay, let's do that. Now. We're gonna do it later on
to the next show. I don't care, but I think it needs to be done.
Let's do it real quick. Go, we will go look at the page. And we
will go over the different art pieces. And then it's not all of
them. But specific ones and say here's why we're not going to
pick this ever. Because there's a number of them that will never
get picked even as ever. Right. So let's
do it. So already we have art in for four a three. So let's look
at it right now. Okay, okay. So all right, so 483 we have zero
dark 33 which was put in and by Craig Seymour. And it is the hot
red chick from Zero Dark 30 and
the hot red chick. Yeah, the redhead You mean
the redhead? She's red. soulless. And then yeah. So what
is this? Do you think this is? Is this mock mock to Bell mocked
are I
Okay, this summer Bin Laden Yeah, I guess his mug and he's
interviewing her. He's got a microphone. And he's got a CIA
or one of the badges of one. So
here's here's problem one. The joke, of course, is the CIA
badge that'll never show up when it's in the artwork, because
you're seeing it full size now. Yeah, it's always shrunk down.
This is a big, big mistake,
shrink their art and see if it's, if you can, if you had a
joke in there at all, what is it look like at what is your size?
You did? 250 by 250? I do 400 by 400.
Yeah, I basically take this, and I do put the full size image in
the in the credits, but the one that goes into the mp3 file is
half the size.
So what is 250? By 250? Something like that. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, well, I do 400 by 400. And I have a bigger size, this size
here is what is the size on these things are pretty big. So
that's not going to work. So that's eliminated immediately.
So the next one, which I thought is very funny. First of all, we
had this conversation about Ms. Mickey's Pap smear, right. So
it's not gonna work for the show. This was very funny. The
this is Martin JJ. He put this one up. This is the Gardasil is
available in our office. It's the horrible woman with a
microscope with the big orange glasses.
And you know, Lauren, JJ always gets picked up the memes. And
then he uses them in the ER, which is people should pay
attention to that. I don't know if he found this picture with
this one with these glasses on or if he put the glasses on.
Yeah, this
is this is another problem is we're always looking for
original art. I mean, it can be a mash up. But if the joke is
not a mash up, if you stole the joke, we're not going to use it.
Yeah, if any stolen jokes we're not using. For example, let's go
down to the next group we have Mike Shelby keeps sending us
stuff that has art that is original art from someone else
who's an artist, or and kind of a cartoon. Where do you see
that? Where do you see shells? The one the anonymous guy and
with a Obama poster? The poster is one, right? Yeah, this is
stuff we can't use. We can't use it. It's like still it's we will
get sued. It's
not original to the show. That's more important. Well, the other
thing is, it's
got nothing to do with the show. We never talked we don't use
this character as one of our characters. This is whatever is
of Guy Fawkes mask. And it's just we you know, you don't you
can send stuff to hidden here's an example launcher, but this is
this isn't even close to get it. So here's
here's the good here's a good example for 81 and then we got
to move on before 81. We almost did we choose do we choose this
one for 41? Did we choose the cat food?
No, we've we've Okay, here's the deal. Soren came in with this
great cat food. Art. And we were gonna use it. What are we ended
up using a different DS, because the cat food, but the cat food
piece is now being held as an evergreen. So funny.
Yeah, we used Hey, you stop asking questions. I'm not sure
why we use that one. I think I think it was just because we
really wanting to keep the guy
from four ad.
Yeah, must have been. So no,
I don't think we use that we use Hey, you, I don't think so
you know what we should do, John, here's what we should do.
Here's, here's a thought, I've been thinking about this for a
while. Whenever we end the show, whenever we have like an end of
show clip, here's what happens. So we say goodbye. And then we
start the end of show clip. And I can see 90% of the chat room
logs out there done that they don't even care about the end of
show clip. And I believe it hurts us and it hurts our
donations. Because what you want is you want the show to end with
us talking, boom done. And then you'd like but I want more. Not
like some clips you may or may not be interested in I think we
lose the immediacy of people saying, but I have to support
the show. And of show clips may be detrimental.
I just some clips that we can't use in the show. Um,
then we should just, you know, not want to sit there for four
minutes. No, but we shouldn't use them at all, is what I'm
saying.
I can't I don't I'm not subscribing to this in one. I
don't care. I think this shows clips that we put at the end of
the show like the one you did last week. And then once we've
been doing our very good clips. Okay, there. It's our show. I
don't see anybody bitching to us about it. Because they're gonna
assume because these guys left a chat room. Because they're not
chatting anymore because we're not on the air that that somehow
affects donations. I'm not getting the connection.
Well, anyway, I have a suggestion is that we end the
show. And then we say goodbye. And then we discuss title and
artwork, but we record that and release that as a file or as a
part of the show.
I'm against it. You're against it. Yeah. I think our discussion
about why we picked the art. I mean, I think it's gonna cut
down our art contributions by
artists will be like hey, And they talked about us like we're
eight holes. That's no good. I
don't we don't I don't want that. No, I don't know what,
here's why. Here's what bothers me about the idea. I've never
like I've always they tried to do this at Tech TV once in a fun
one of my shows, and I just refused to do it enough said,
I mean, that was already that failed. So, okay.
It was like, it comes from some of these shows on CNN, where
they go, they finish all along. We'll see you next week. And
then they leave the mics up. So what did you think of that? And
they start yakking while the credits are rolling,
Oh, yeah. No, you're supposed to like, do your papers, bunch your
papers up.
Oh, crap, it's a scam. They're not jacking about it. They want
to go home. They just have to be sitting there while the credits
roll, but they have to, but they leave the mics up. So it sounds
like they're all there. They're discussing what they talked
about as bowl. And I think it's such a phony baloney thing to do
that I don't like him in any way.
I think we're going to I think we should do exactly that. I
think this is a great idea. We need we'll do closing credits
with music. And we'll just be talking about what we'd be
pretending. Pretending to talk to each other. I like it. I
think this is a great, it's a very good idea. Alright, anyway,
so this gives you a bit of a clue.
I hope we can see this stuff when you're shrinking. Yeah. So
the I have way too many clips where we get to play most of
them are before we recommend that people go to C span and get
the the enterprise Institute's little they did a review of the
movie. Zero Dark 30 To
me, do we not have a producer to think? Oh, that's right. For
some reason. We
have one producer to thank. Unfortunately, there's we don't
know who it is. Producer is called the gallery holder
valued card holder that's going in the credits to how does
someone become valued? I can't find any,
any note from them. Valued card holder gave us 575 bucks, which
helped us show quite a bit. But that's our only producer again,
we got one. And I don't even know who it is. So maybe valued
card holder can send us an email. Maybe they did but I
didn't find it. I looked under no agenda donations as a subject
line for all the email couldn't find it anything from valued
card holder? And so that yeah, we have one to thank thank you
valued card holder.
Thank you very much.
I'm sure you want us to do something besides you know with
a Karma clip but don't know what it is we will do.
I'll hand out a karma and absolutely you've got karma or
her. him or her thank you very much. And of course all of you
out there who are apparently very broke and have absolutely
no way to support us at the moment. Well, you can always
continue to propagate the formula and get back to us
later. Our formula is this we go out we hit people in the mouth
everybody Hey citizen got into varric.org/n A.
And a very important when everything is backward,
everything's backward today. What is going on? You also use
it in the morning first and then yeah, I know. And then when
everything's backwards, this is not good. I have a bad feeling
about this.
Well, you should have a bad feeling about some of these
clips. So you should go to C span and watch these the three
guys who are
putting the show notes. Actually we have a link in the show notes
to this
to three guys that are are reviewing the movie. They're
not, but they're essentially taking questions and answers
about enhanced interrogation, because there's a report coming
out the SSCI from the inspector general of the CIA. And they're
these three guys. I'm gonna tell you who they are. One is boy,
the guy who was heading up the panel was this guy, Mark teason.
Who's a barely a speechwriter for Bush and Rumsfeld. So he's a
character right there. And then Michael Hayden, you remember the
director of the CIA? Yeah. The bald guy with the big cranium.
He's also as the head of the NSA from 99 to 2005. Right through
the 911 crisis. And before that he was a head of some Air Force
Intelligence. This guy has been in the military since the 70s.
And he's never really had a root from what I can tell stuff. When
he first started off. He never had a real job. He's now and
you're watching him. Chat. He's the guy who definitely want to
have a beer with it. He's got a gift of gab, you know, you're
never gonna be able to say,
question here for a second. Why does every single one of your
almost Every single one of your clips have the words Intel in
front of it.
Yeah, that's so I can sort them on. Because there's when there's
a lot, I'm trying to find different methodologies for
sorting the clips on the sheet when it's printed out so I can
find the clip. Okay. And so this is one of my, I'm trying this
new trick where by categorizing groups of clips, have you
ever good trick?
Hey, looks like you going up and down and up and down. I say now
we're gonna talk about the roaming bands of pirates. I
don't see that what's it called? is called roaming bands of
pirates. Right? Are you can you have trouble finding these clips
to but now
Yeah, but at least it's alphabetical. Now. Everything is
Intel.
Anyway, so let me go finish. So we have Michael Hayden. And by
the way, so I'm thinking this guy's a great guy that would be
a great guy to have a beer with I'd actually like to meet him.
But you look at his background. He's the guy who initiated all
the no wire, no born wire taps and the NSA through it. And
guess what he does now for a living. He's the principal at
the Chertoff Group. He's the partner he's like a co owner of
them. Michael Chertoff, of course, of course, stupid
scanner swim. And
let me set this straight. So now this is a conversation about the
interrogation techniques in as portrayed in zero again, culture
creationism, as portrayed in the movie, Zero Dark 30, which is
the whole conversation which somehow you've gotten sucked
into. And this guy is in this conversation. Yeah. And he is,
and he is actually selling some of the the real slave
interrogation apparatus for the true slaves of America.
Yeah, okay. All right. So jayron is just too much. It is the
other guy, and you want to have a beer with the Reagan's. Now,
Jose Rodriguez was the Clandestine Service Director
from 2004 to 2008. And apparently was involved with all
the torture that took place even earlier, and he is a guy you
look at him, and you don't, you definitely don't want to meet
this guy in a dark alley. He looks like somebody who would be
the clandestine services director. And he is apparently
gotten into huge beefs with Feinstein in the Senate. It's,
you know, or the Senate the right she knows. She approves
the money. That's why, but she just doesn't like this guy, and
apparently doesn't like her. And he just wrote a book,
rationalize this whole thing that was irrational as well, let
me give you the last guy the last guy was Mike was John Rizzo
the former CIA deputy counsel from 2004 to 2009. And he's the
one who wrote most of the legal things about why it's okay to do
what they're doing Oh, thing was, explained what they believe
to be true in terms of the the effectiveness of this
interrogation. And it had a lot of information that I think was
a little bit taken out of class. And I realized that what these
three guys are doing is doing anything they can going out into
the public to cover their ass, because they all are potentially
war criminals.
Potentially, you mean by the FBI? In my mind, they are war
criminals, potentially.
Potentially, I mean, if they never, I mean, they're war
criminals, to us our ways of thinking, yes, they are out
there, really pounding the drum to such an extreme that it's
like, you find out a couple of things, one where the whole idea
came from, or what the rationale was, I think it's somewhat bogus
live, but we can play a couple of clips. Now, maybe a couple
clips later. But I think the giveaway that they're fighting
for their lives, all three of these guys, is if you play the
clip, Intel 101 going after you next, I think you'll get a sense
of is a very, very interesting clip. Remember,
at one point, he told us, you know, eventually your own
government will come after you. And at the time, you know, this
was 2003. And, you know, we had tremendous support from the
Congress stilled and from the American people to make sure
that we weren't attacked again. But we we heard it, but we kind
of laughed. Well, the problem is that a few years later, many of
us, you know, were being investigated. The agency was
being investigated. And the concern that I have, frankly, to
this day, is the chilling effect that it has on the leadership at
the agency and elsewhere in the intelligence community who if
tomorrow, there is a big crisis and they say oh, we're gonna
start X and there is controversy in it and risk in it, people are
gonna say, look what happened in the past. I mean, despite the
best efforts of John Rizzo and our directors and my best
efforts, we still had to face a lot of investigations and a lot
of bills and indictments and stuff. I mean, I fear for the
safety of our national security because of that, maybe I'm
overdoing it, but I have a great concern about it. Okay, let
me let me summarize. This is Rodriguez, I presume? Yes. And
so what he's saying is, if you look at the past, you know,
everyone should be really worried. And it's actually bad
for national security. Because there's so many, there's been so
many investigations and hearings and rules that, that people are
hindered in doing their extremely important intelligence
work primarily against the, the actual citizenry of the United
States of America. Because later on, you know, you might get
arrested and thrown in jail for doing something. So therefore,
it's a it's a national security concern. So we should ease up I
guess, on on, off, okay, got it.
Okay, so now, so but we have a bunch of there's a lot of
information in this, if people like to I say should watch it,
because you'll find all kinds of cool stuff in there. But here's
the rationale and where it all began. This is the clip the
rationale that that Rodriguez discusses. And then Hayden backs
him up on this. And I don't know if this is total bolc yet,
there's so many ways you could you could take this information
and decide is bullcrap or decide to do one guy was just a sicko.
I mean, there's a lot of craziness, because but I've
never heard this before, tell
if you would tell the story that you have in your book about Abu
Zubaydah. And what he said after he said to our interrogators
after he was waterboarded, it was
interesting because I was a beta at one point. Finally, he told
us that we should use waterboarding in particular, but
the enhanced interrogation program on all the brothers. And
he said it because gave us the explanation. And the explanation
was that the brothers needed to have religious justification to
talk, to provide information. And however, they will not be
expected by Allah to go beyond their capabilities or their
resistance. So once they felt that they were there, they would
then become compliant and provide information. So he
basically recommended to us that we needed to submit the brothers
to this type of procedure, if we wanted them to cooperate, as a
matter of fact, go help them reach the level where they would
become compliant and provide information in order to do so
without sin. Yes, and I should add this narrative was in my
summer of 2006, was Mark suggested trying to make
judgments on the overall effectiveness of the program in
the past, and what would be a legitimate program going forward
because circumstances had changed. And, and this
narrative, this story was important from my own soul
searching on this, because in other words, I was not trying to
prove the point that what we were doing was universally I
applicable for all detainees in all circumstances. For all
future crises. It was peculiarly well suited to this group.
I'm not really sure that that two minutes brought a new value
to my life. Maybe I just didn't understand it.
Well, maybe it didn't. What explained the rationale was I
thought this was the best of the clips by the way, because it was
kind of insightful. They are rationalizing that they did
these guys have favor by waterboarding them.
I didn't get that. You missed out. I don't. I don't
understand.
Is this said that here's the way it works. They were they
waterboarded a guy now of course, why do they waterboarded
the first guy that is never explained. But they waterboarded
this Muslim guy and he says, you know, this is the way to go. You
should do this to all the brothers because it gives us an
excuse in our eyes to now talk we didn't have the excuse
before, but all it gives lets us talk if we're at some breaking
point. So you have to do this to everybody. You just have to or
you're not going to get anything. That's my advice to
you. So
this is interesting, John, is this perhaps the actual
information that was blanked out in at the Gitmo trial that
people were not hearing? Because he was like possum you know,
this is going on this is you know, all of a sudden the judge
is not even there's like some sensor in a back room. Boom,
who's pressing a button and you get by white noise and the red
light goes on, you can't hear anything can't see anything that
would make sense. This may be the actual information.
Well, whatever the case is, I still don't know that if this
was a rationale, it was bull crap. Or maybe the guy was
waterboarded was feeling like everyone else should get this
miserable treatment. I don't know. There was a couple of
other little insights that came out on this one, which is that
they apparently they took this though they probably did take
this to heart. Because when you hear this Hayden clip, which is
we did not ask them questions, replay this clip and tell me
what you think of it
can do with one another. But for about a third techniques were
used, not to elicit again information in the moment. But
to take someone who had come into our custody, absolutely
defiant, and move them into a state or a zone of cooperation.
Whereby, and then you recall the scene in the movie after the
detainees cleaned up. And they're having this lengthy
conversation for the rest of the detention, and met some cases
it's yours. It's a conversation. It's a debriefing. It's it's
going back and forth with the kind of dialogue that you saw in
that scene about about a third of the way to the movie. You
know, a lot of people kind of reflexively say they'll, they'll
say anything and make you stop, which which may actually be
true. That's why we didn't ask them questions.
Okay, so having seen the movie that's, that's very interesting.
So what he's saying, that's not how torture works, you idiot.
It's not like you You sit there and you hammer them and you
hammer them until they finally say, okay, all right. I did it.
No, no, you, you you waterboard them, and then you serve them
lunch. That's what he said. Well, that's exactly what that's
what they did in the movie. They served him lunch. I'm not
kidding. The redhead and the movie except
for one thing they thought that the box was a box involved. They
said the boxes roomier than that? That's the only thing they
said that was a critique. And they also critique the storyline
because it which is longer, I can just tell you what it what
they said. Yeah, it's shorter than the clip. But they said
that the woman was a composite. Yeah. The women like that. And
the CIA really? I mean, that kind of officious I'm so
in I still want to be in the CIA. Now. She is so smokin hot.
And he said that with the other woman, which I guess was in
cost. I didn't see the movie, but the other woman that was
there gets her nemesis. Yeah, they said that was totally
bogus. The other woman was just like her like they're like the
composite character. And he says, For the first I think
Hayden said this for the first time in movie history. The
actress was uglier than the real woman who was a gorgeous babe
apparently also very much of one of these officious bureaucrats.
So they were all three of these people were upset about the
portrayal of that one woman who was who was apparently a very
good person. But when I heard this, Hey, here's what my image
was there waterboarding the guy but we did not ask questions.
You're getting waterboarded. And you're going, hey, I'll talk
I'll talk.
Doing John Hold on a second. Think about it for a second. The
we have been conditioned and programmed by movies primarily.
That that's how it works via video making you talk and that,
you know, you pull your fingernails out and all that and
that, you know, all of a sudden, you're you're bleeding and
you're hanging upside down like okay, I'll tell you everything
now. No, I think I think that was probably one of the most
realistic things for the movie. Is you know, you put the guy in
the box. you electrify his nuts. You're waterboard him, then you
serve him lunch? Absolutely. Hey, man, this is a nice lunch
because the scene in the movie that he's literally like, this
is good. She's like yeah, have some more goop and have some
more than nuts stuff that you like, serving them all the girl
the stuff he's like, alright, yeah, I got lots of stuff. It
makes total sense. I think that is probably extremely realistic.
We need Hey, I know that we've got all kinds of people in
military listen to this show that confirm this will Yeah. i
I'm thinking that that makes a lot of sense.
Well, Hayden makes a long exposition on why you do it this
way. But anyway, he also but he's the other thing that I got
out of this. Actually, I got a bunch of stuff out of this. I
mean, this was really intriguing to me. I want you to play this
clip because this I can there's I think two or three examples of
this throughout the show, but play the al Qaeda is dead first
reference clip and then I want to tell you what else went on in
this thing. You know, the movie
is about the hunt for bid. And it focuses on the information
that led to what you're is a lot more to this story. And that is
the destruction of al Qaeda. And the enhanced interrogation
program was key in destroying Qaeda, bin Laden came 10 years
later, in the meantime, we had a number of terrorists that were
coming after us was plots. And we were able to capture them to
kill them, destroy the plots, wrap them up, because of this
program.
I see that who was that talking? Because that guy's full of crabs
Rodriguez. I didn't know this full of crap. This isn't this is
not how it went down.
No, no, I'm not talking about that part. I'm talking about his
reference to al Qaeda being dead. This happens throughout
this debate with the three guys. Al Qaeda is dead, they kill al
Qaeda. Why does Obama and the group that's running things now
claimed al Qaeda is not dead? I've always been convinced that
when they killed the Osama that that was the end of al Qaeda did
now it's just other organizations and there's no
affiliation between them.
You were actually convinced of something? Yeah. Oh, please.
Well, okay. I wasn't totally convinced but but it's but I
don't buy that every time we turn around that some guy in the
in the dead like that crazy. muckety muck tar character in
the Sudan has any affiliate, he's been around forever. That
guy was predates del chi himself.
I just gotta step back and just say that none of this none of
this is like there's no real Islamist rebels who are running
around burning. This is all they've all been trained,
instigated, brainwashed by us, by us to do this by the CIA by
the interests of the American citizenry. That's what that's
what this is all about. Go Go blow up stuff go make it
difficult so we can move in.
Yeah, no, I subscribe to that, obviously. And this was and I
never thought about this. I think I did think about it. But
I didn't realize play the drone question in the dead guy. And
then I got I got two of these. And it just fascinates me that.
I don't know what will I have concluded this. But now I now I
get it after listening to these characters we want
after 911 We had a lethal program to get the people who
had done this to us. But we also had a program to get some of
these people live and find out what we know and that it's in
this situation. It's not optimal. You want to kill
terrorists, but it's not always optimal to kill terrorists. That
seems to be right now our policy is to vaporize all the
intelligence with with drones. Is that an optimal situation?
Yeah. Well, certainly in the wake of the immediate aftermath,
and and I live in attacks for frantically telling where that
can describe it, trying to put together a program that would
elicit the information that we were our experts were convinced
to bait him and his colleagues were keeping from us. The
McIntyre's was there from from the beginning, through the
through the end of the program. Oh, 809. You know, CIA is an
intelligence collection organization, first and
foremost. And so it's in, it's always been in the agency's
institutional DNA, to want to collect intelligence, from all
sorts of, by all sorts of means, especially human intelligence.
You can't collect human intelligence from a dead guy.
So they say that Obama killed the program, and they also put
the bunch of laws in place where you can't collect anybody
anymore. You can't go to Afghanistan and grab some guy,
you know, as a bad guy. This is the reason we always say why
they keep blowing these guys up with the drones, because they
can't capture them. If you do, you're gonna be on this war
crimes.
I'm sorry, the word is collect. I heard very distinct the word
is collect,
collect, collect these people. It's like he used to like
butterflies, like you used to, and then throw them in some
hellhole forever. without due process. You can't do that
anymore. Because somebody said, Hey, this isn't a good thing. So
they stopped doing that. But they they barely kept collect,
they still these guys are getting intelligence about and
so they get this blown to smithereens. And all three of
these guys are really upset about that because they'd much
rather collect the guy and torture him or
that they apparently was more fun. Come on, it's more
entertaining. I mean, it's just Well apparently,
according to hate, and after they the word was out what they
were doing, that people would just started talking
immediately. They wouldn't put up with it. That's
what you want and fun. Oh, that's no fun with this. This
wasn't going to be much fun anyway, but there was one little
thing I thought was that there was another reveal here with
Rodriguez who says he took this is this the the chatterboxes
clip. He barely the biggest talker was that that guy they
caught in memory that one guy with a hairy chest he knew his
hair is all messed up that character. A guy really
delivered the goods I guess I guess he probably doesn't want
to go back into the population.
Which when you see the movie? No. Well, how do you say you
remember the guy with a hairy chest? Oh,
no, that's the guy. Don't you remember when he was captured in
the in the year 2004. Whenever they got him in Pakistan. He was
in you know anybody had a hairy chest? Yeah, he's a hairy
chested guy. The funniest thing on the internet that time was
people were replacing his head with Rosie O'Donnell's head.
Second, hairy chested al Qaeda. Hold on a second. I
know he's got a skimpy shirt on. He's got a mustache. He's got
his hair's a mess. And he looks like he's they woke him up
apparently. Let me just see this image in this clip if you play
when you look them up afterwards.
And in many cases, I think that the
chat room idea Tom Selleck was that was probably
I'll leave that they had reached the point where they felt they
could talk. And then once they reached that point, these are
very egomaniac people. They they got big, huge egos. They can't
wait to tell you, you know how evil they are. So they they just
started talking like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, he wouldn't
stop. Also, the psychological issue of the big egos and
wanting to tell you, I think, played into our hands after a
while because they would just want to tell us everything.
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Okay, now I know what you're talking
about. Well just say KSM. You say K seven. I know what your
target
the KSM thing? Yeah, yeah. He was the picture on him on the
internet with Skippy shirt on. Ah, yeah. Yeah. And then, the
joke was you put Rosie O'Donnell's head on that. But
you look at KSM on Google. Now that some Disney band would work
Disney.
So you know, these guys are real. They're also full of crap.
They're, they're smoking their own dope in this,
you know? Absolutely. This is their neck and I'm not in any
denial.
They have made up their story. They're sticking with it. I
mean,
they're no, they're freaked out about this report that's coming
out. And they're bitching about it. And the one point that one
guy did make
before you continue, yes. So they have to twist. This is what
always happens with lies. They have to make new lines to cover
up the lies that are already in the report, which are lies, the
whole thing. The whole thing is bullcrap. So there's no wonder
there's a Disney band called KSM. Because the whole thing is
Disney. It's all make believe none of this is really
happening. I mean, yeah, people are getting killed, and there's
dude showing up and whatever. But this is, this is all someone
has to go down and might as well be these eight holes. That's
fine with me go.
So so. So there was what this guy who's the host is like, he's
really sympathetic to these guys in their plight, which and
they're they're in a jam in fact, and they didn't make one
point. They will Rodriguez guy says, Hey, there's reports
coming out. And nobody ever talked to any of us about that.
They've never been interviewed for the for the report, which
again, makes it
unnecessary. They just talked to the script writers, they don't
need to talk to these guys.
So So here's there are some ironic aspect to the common the
guy who is the host, the guy who's running the panel. He
chimes in you know, everyone's Well, if you're a panel got your
they're going to talk a lot are not going to talk at all. But
you don't just talk to one time because he chimes in, and I just
thought this was a poignant observation, where he talks
about who's being worried this is the clip everyone gets
waterboarded.
One of the startling statistics in looking at this is that there
are actually more journalists who've had themselves
waterboarding to prove its torture than that are actually
terrorists who have who have been waterboarded. And it's an
almost an equal number of lawyers.
What did he say there in
the background, almost an equal number of lawyers.
That's a good start,
in order to offer a judgment. I want to be
able to experience and for the record, that was not me. I
wasn't quite prepared to go that far in my legal research, but
there was a lawyer in our office who was closely monitoring the
program on a daily basis who effect agreed to do that.
And and 10s of 1000s of American servicemen have been in
waterboarding I think right now the only people we still
waterboard are right Are people of Americans in uniform? So
waterboarding continues just not just not a terrorist.
He said we waterboard Americans in uniform.
I just thought that was so funny.
He said we heard that correctly, right? He said, Yeah, that's
by the way. Oh, we only waterboard out Hold on. Clip. Oh
my goodness. That's totally up waterboard our own people.
That's
clip of the century. Well, there you go. There you go. That makes
it was and I want to move on to something else. This is really
good. But we you know, we've got to diversify a little bit here.
Oh, no, I think I think I made my point. Now your point is well
made. I'd like to make my point. Okay. Osama bin Laden. And while
here he what's his name? was eerie.
I don't know. I might,
not KSM while hearing the girl band, by the way, but both of
these guys were sick. Okay. The China's you know, you'll notice
one thing. The Chinese are everywhere. The trainer's are in
Africa, the Chinese are in Syria, the Chinese are
everywhere. There's minerals, oil, or some pass through or you
know, or people are hungry for it. For soup. So that's where
the Chinese are. You notice how al Qaeda is never attacking the
Chinese even notice that? Okay, first of all, al Qaeda is a CIA
and they'd be stupid to be attacking the Chinese. But let's
just say there's some some amped up guys, who are, you know, been
promised something like, oh, we'll go and attack. They're not
going to do it. The reason? Why is the Chinese they had Bin
Laden, they had all of our theory. What's his name? What's
it? No, no, I don't know. It's important. What's his name?
Zawahiri. That's why we're here. We're here with that guy. They
had him they had both of them, they were taking care of them,
they died in their custody. And because they were taking care of
them, that's why al Qaeda never did any or any affiliated
groups. Anyone ever did anything to the Chinese. Now, when it was
time for this to come down when Obama needed something he
needed, he needed a win and remember, we're pretty convinced
that this win win there was not the timing they wanted, they
wanted to use this a different time. They exchanged the so
called stealth helicopter technology for the bin Laden
DNA. Okay, that's why Obama said oh, we've got the DNA which was
you know, he did that like it's two hours this show no, screw
it. This is this is reality second half of the show was
crazy. This that the MK Ultra This is not the second half of
the show, John, I'm rejecting that. This is what's really this
is what really went down the Chinese gave the this way you
have no pictures. There's no video where we have all kinds of
pictures and video of everything in the world except for this,
which would be no but you also except for the
school. Well, yeah, that's second half of the show of
getting to that. So now we're not going back to that again,
are we so they so they exchanged the DNA for the stealth
helicopter technology? And it was a wash Okay, and now Now
that that's all done now they have nothing to hold over the
Islamists or whoever this the Al CIA can make crazy now that's
why all bets are off. That's why we're going crazy in Africa. And
why we're kicking the Chinese out the China's never should
have given up the bin Laden DNA. That's what went down these
guys. They are Disney. I mean, we were the animatronics were
they like jerking their their limbs when they were moving?
This whole thing is total total theater. And they're ended sad.
No actors, you know, like, sometimes they get bumped off
the show. And these guys are on deck as far as I'm concerned.
So one of these babes in his band cast him just really
amazingly hot. She's gonna be let me see this kid's gonna be
big. She's gonna be bigger than Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears or
she plays her cards right
let me see this case sent me I'll tell you what, I think of
this, which I think these girls have already come and gone. I
don't think though they play
on this one girl's got to make a move on her long term career
which want to
get in which line the one with the spiky hair. Which one? I
don't know which
picture No, now at the moment the spiky hair this she's a
brunette. They're all bushy eyebrows. And she's really
right. She's in the middle.
Well, it depends on the picture. I'm like 40 Pictures She's over
here. She's over there. There's a straight shot of her think
they'll all be just type in KSM and hit images. She's in the
third row in the middle
I don't know why you've got me to look that's pretty sad.
It is you're just pathetic. And then there's some army guy.
These images is funny.
Anyway, big news, John very, very big news and get more
nation lowlands. I could not have gotten more emails about
any other topic than this. The Queen Beatrice IX, she has
abdicated. And she learned this Yes. Well, there's some
interesting little news
of excitement, no sadness yet. And she has just announced the
date for her official abdication. And that will be on
the 30th of April, tying in with Queen's Day, which is the most
chaotic celebration in the Netherlands. So this year, it's
going to be even more so I think because everyone here is hugely
excited. The Prime Minister has just been on television after
the Queen, paying tribute to her 33 years service are expecting a
lot more of those tributes to come.
I love it when they throw it in my face. 33 years.
Oh, that's very funny. Yeah,
no, that's not funny. It's that's the magic number. I will
remind you that the magic comes on remind you that it is of
course, the Bilderberg Group is from the Netherlands set up by
her father, Prince Bernard. She was married to a Nazi. The whole
family is this the whole thing is frightening. And now of
course the Prince Prince beer, as we call them in Holland was
beer well, they called Prince pills. Pills is a pilsner.
That's a slang for beer. They call them Prince pills. So he's
because he likes he's, he's a drunk. Basically, he's a
slobbering fat oath of a drunk. And they hooked him up with
Zord, NATO's daughters who would need to of course war criminal
from Argentina. And so he had to marry her. And she's smoking by
the way show that I mean, it'll look great for her as clean and
and he will be moving the elitist New World Order agenda
forward. Now he isn't he is in charge of water management. Like
the UN water management office, or some crap like that. So this
just moving moving the agenda forward just another. I don't
understand why people still put up with that. Why do they put up
with a queen? Or it
can't even put up with they're celebrating and they're gonna
celebrate?
It goes beyond my belief that you think hard a, an old lady
and or her son that died like special and they're above
everybody. I mean, how can you even think of living in modern
people tell me I'm crazy that I don't think we landed on the
moon yet. They're very happy to say oh, the queen is great. Are
you kidding me? The queen is the best she's the ruler of the
land. I mean, come on. How can you be celebrating the queen in
Yeah, I'm sorry. Just makes me nuts.
On a lighter note, yeah, I have a clip. Okay. This is from the
old Wonder Woman series. Wonder Woman versus the Nazis.
What makes you so strong? On paradise island there are only
women. Because of this pure environment, we are able to
develop our minds and our physical skills, unhampered by
masculine destructiveness
such information is utter rubbish.
Reminds me of this clip that I played just before the show
started
going on, here we go now
have that one linked in the show notes.
It's pretty good. So somewhere along the lines, I lost a clip
of a dive maybe but it's ridiculous to play it but
there's a new show on one of the crazy channels that's buried on
the on the over the air band called forbidden Chinese news.
And it's essentially just outlining and documenting all
this weird corruption going on in China. And it's unfortunate
it's in Chinese with subtitles. So the clip is in Chinese.
Right? Right. Right, right. Right. Right. Okay. Anyway, but
it's it's
interesting. So you're teasing me with this clip that you don't
have. Yeah, I just do that for you. Oh, that's great. Well,
then,
let me get the clip on the porno teacher.
Well, no. Why don't we do something interesting for a
minute here. Oh. getting you out of control with your clips.
You'd like I don't have anything like I showed up to the party
with no marshmallows.
No, go. Now. This better be good.
Okay, this is Christie Hefner, Christie Hefner is the lesbian
daughter of Hugh Hefner. And she was she's running the Playboy
Empire
singularly ruined the Playboy empire. Yes, she
Yes, that she did single handedly. And here she is
speaking about, of course, the only topic on American
television at the moment about guns, and she ties it into
something beautiful.
Now, there are contributing factors that are not under
anybody's control and may seem odd, but it isn't factually
true. One of them is actually the weather. There is a dramatic
increase in gun violence when it is warmer. And we are having
this climate change effect that is driving that shot up already.
Wow.
That's the Clip of the
Day. No, no, no, no, no, no, I want you to have your little
glorious moment with all your all the work you did. Let me
take you to.
That's unbelievable. Let's tie it all together. Let's put in
some other bull crap while we're at it.
Well, here we have Geoffrey cludes. Another
way to make sure she sent it we've solved the global they
will solve the government will solve the gun crisis is always
the gun problem. Exactly. Move everybody to Alaska. It's
perfect.
Here's Jeff Kluger, who was the science editor of the of Time
Magazine. Time Magazine. And well you know, he basically has
to me if you're if you're a science editor time, you got to
be on board with the with the Ag W with the manmade global
warming fire generally see with these fluctuations, any further
dispute among the scientific community that what we're
dealing with is a result of global warming. What could the
answer to that be? I don't know. Do you think he'll he'll buy
into it? Do you think he's still on board with the weather? Do
you think it'll call someone out? I'm so curious. Well,
I think of the folks who are the climate deniers, the Flat
Earthers and the people who say the moon landings never happened
at
some point. He's right body of
scientific knowledge becomes so overwhelming that if you're
denying it, you're sort of willfully excluding yourself
from the big people's table. I'm not at the big table
conversations take place. And I do think that that argument that
this is a hoax that this is ginned up that's really been
demolished.
So now
there was me think, oh, I don't know why there's a bunch of like
Freeman Dyson, the famous physicist he thinks is bullshit.
And there's a million you know, gut very prominent scientists
who think that there's a lot of flaws in the way this is being
handled as a whole thing
in science. Never not exact science. They're no longer Well,
Rosie O'Donnell. Now Rosie O'Donnell, but joy Bay Harbor,
we had the clip of a couple years ago, she went on a rampage
about how it's a known fact. It's because she's an expert.
She's a scientist. This whole thing is, it's just, it's
sickening. There we go. I'm sorry.
So you know, there's this video that people keep sending to me
so you can stop sending it. And the video is a guy who
apparently is some kind of movie expert. And he and he goes for
like 45 minutes I just watched the whole thing, showing us why
the technology didn't exist to create the hoax television
broadcast. And people are so adamant that this proves that we
landed on the moon. It boggles my mind. It really does. That
mean it had so something that was shown on television that is
being debunked or is being proven to be real mean real
television means that we landed on the moon it the the science
behind that boggles my mind. And you can please stop sending that
to me. And start you don't
think they landed on the moon the first time but you think
they landed on the moon subsequently? Well, I went up
there a dozen times.
How many times have they landed on the moon?
I don't know. Eight, nine? I'm not sure three?
I don't know. I'm asking you.
I don't know. I'm planning that debate that moon landing when?
When is the last time we landed on the moon?
It was well we haven't land on the moon for 100 years it seems.
There you go. I'm agreeing with you right 50 years 50 I'm not
even 50 So anyway, my point is do not send me a link to this
video anymore because it does not prove that we landed on the
moon it's about a television broadcast of which no original
material is is available anymore. It's all been lost.
NASA lost at the BBC last night Yeah. Who's that by the way?
Yeah, well you lose it when there's a reason to lose it. But
just please don't sell that send that to me anymore. Please.
People like you have to you have to discuss this you have to this
is this is proof this fact?
No, no. We have a lot of listeners that don't like us.
Yeah, I'm getting pretty tired of it quite honestly, I'm
getting tired
of every although it could be just a vocal, a very vocal few
that whose job it is to harass and harangue. What doesn't agree
with their life's vision of things?
Well, I think that these are the people that are coming into the
show. And you're the ones that have the chat room
people.
Some there a lot of it. Is this the type of person who says, I
don't agree with everything you say? Oh, yeah, that's the class.
That's that's that's this
is this is in the same league as you people. You people. I don't
know about that. kind of
person. That's a you people that generalizing. I don't agree with
it. We did. Yes. This is a phrase they all use it.
Although I don't agree with everything you say?
I don't agree with everything you say? Or by vivid. I don't
agree with most of what you say. Yeah. But yeah, they agree with
the one thing and then they mentioned that as some sort of,
we should go in that direction or something. I don't know what
the deal is.
Well, I feel I'm a bit discouraged. Because I feel that
we are losing a lot of people, good people, but we are losing
them into they're getting sucked in. I mean, they, it's all
around us. You know what I mean? It's like, I've had the TV off
for the last couple of days, Mickey and I had made a
decision. We said, No more television during breakfast,
just no more. And it's so much healthier. You know, of course,
I'm watching for the show. I need to see the narrative, etc.
But it makes your skin crawl. You know, I just, I can feel it.
I can feel the it's like reaching out and sucking me in.
You know
what I mean? We don't have oh, you're watching those crummy
movies.
And I'm talking about the movie. I'm just television bytes. I'm
not the movies, the movie I can handle. You know, because I'm a
little more in control of the experience. And I know I think
and I'm waiting for it and I know what's coming I know what
to look for. But, you know, when when stuff is presented on
television as fact, and it's just like it's not said none of
it. Just none of it. Not a single bit.
Well, well, I've avoided I could probably watch less television
myself. I tend to still watch probably C span and the news.
The Fox and the MSNBC people looking for people screaming at
Schultz isn't my favorite. You
see, I can't watch any of it. By the way. Did you did you hear
about the
Rachel Maddow clip the other day?
Yeah. You know, people send me stuff. I mean, I'm not that's
not all just me watching. There is a big shake up, by the way at
CNN.
Yeah, no, no, that's been going on for a while. No, no. Yeah,
but
but there's now we have some names. So Carville and his wife,
Mary matalin they're they've been fired. They have a show.
Well, they were always the they're always on his
commentators. You know, they're fired as commentators. Yeah. So
they're just fired. They're just out no more. They're terrible.
Yeah. Their husbands I totally agree. So I wonder where they're
gonna show up. Let's see Eric Erickson.
Who Never heard of him.
Influential it says conservative commentator and red state editor
Erik Erikson. He's leaving. Going to Talking Points Memo
This is so incestuous. It's just a whole bunch of turds floating
around in the same pot.
Okay, sitting around the bowl.
So Erin Burnett is going to do a morning show that will replace
Soledad O'Brien so solo data is out. I don't know if she's out
like kicked off. That's unclear. She's
been bounced from network to network. She started off as the
go to girl on NBC when we New Orleans when I knew her. Yeah.
And she was worried for MSNBC and she was on the fast track to
become an anchor of you know, something or other and then they
dumped her or she went sometimes she quit. I don't know what
happened. And they found some other multi CultI looking woman.
Yeah, no, I
think I think I think was thereafter and so all of that
just sucks. I mean, she's just no good. And she she just
doesn't have the right attitude. You know, she's just you know
what she would do? Well, she would do well at Fox. They
should send her that she should go to Fox. I mean, she has, it
doesn't matter. You can just be she's just confrontational in a
snooty way that doesn't fit with the CNN family.
Yeah, I'd say that. You're correct. And she probably would
fit on a fox and Fox is also having a shakeup. They're
bringing in brunettes.
Oh really? Oh, this is new. What happened to blondes what's wrong
with blondes?
I don't know. But every new person I've seen there's been a
brunette and I think a lot of it has to do with this woman
Guilfoyle the one with the legs. Yeah, we used to be married. To
the mayor of San Francisco. She's a prosecutor. And she's
just got a drop dead.
It's important you need I think a law degree is very important.
I have to people have to women on the Fox network. I've got
logic reasons. Yeah. Yeah, they're weird.
Yeah. Yeah, they are very
well, yeah, there's a shakeup taking place, it's gonna happen
everything, these radii they got they got they're losing their
ass. There's no money if you can't get those numbers up.
So the the President had a whole speech about actually, he went
to lost wages in Nevada, and to talk about immigration and I
have some red book prediction here. And I pulled a 32nd clip
that I think is relevant as to what is it because that's what's
next we have to we've gotten health care, right? I'm sorry,
health care insurance, which of course has skyrocketed rates.
Miss Mickey's like she's trying to find another doctor because
she doesn't want to go to the the nut job with the orange
glasses. Who knew immediately was like, right, it's gonna be
$200 over your copay. Whatever. That one. So you know, she's
calling around. What is luck? Yeah, what does she get? I'm
sorry, we don't accept BlueCross BlueShield?
What? Yeah, what this most accepted?
No, yeah, it has to be, you know, it's not going to be not
the good ones. Now, if you want to, if you want to get some,
some Xanax, that's easy. You can get that with BlueCross
BlueShield. You want to have a nice doctor who you can actually
communicate with, they will talk to you now. I'm sorry. That's
out of network. What happened to you? You can use your doctor,
when does this Obamacare thing happen? I'm ready for that. I'm
ready, I'm ready to be able to use our own doctor can't wait to
see how true that is. That's
not gonna work out. So system's broken, it needs to be fixed
with single payer.
So so now we have of course, the gun legislation, which is as we
know, is related to insurance, which is also related to
insanity, which is related to drugs, which is back to the big
pharmaceutical, one left, okay, we've got an immigration. Good.
And finally, there's another thing he can do for his legacy.
First, I believe we need to stay focused on enforcement. That
means continuing to strengthen.
Stop, you have to start that clip over again. It's threw me
out of my chair when he blurted out first with that, already,
that I
pile everybody first, who I got it, I nailed it. Like if I say
hi to everybody first, and I could pile everybody first.
First, I believe we need to stay focused on enforcement. First,
that means continuing to strengthen security at our
borders. It means cracking down more forcefully on businesses
that knowingly hire undocumented workers. To be fair, most
businesses want to do the right thing. But a lot of them have a
hard time figuring out who's here illegally, who's not. So we
need to implement a national system that allows businesses to
quickly and accurately verify someone's employment status.
Sounds a lot like a database to me. Does that not sound like yet
another thing where I'm in
everything this administration is trying to do involve a
database. Yeah. But which, by the way, and people should know
from anyone who knows anything about databases. They're always
screwed up. You'll get some phony piece of info Yeah, cross
reference with somebody else. And it will ruin your life.
Yeah. Number but this, this is like now now you have to know
what I do. What's it going to say next to me? Unemployed, self
employed? I mean, what is it gonna? What's it gonna say?
Yes. Gonna say unemployed low FICO score. Scrounger it's gonna
just have a bit it's not going to be go D
D qualifies for several, several points on the DSM s scale.
Right. I might as well just pack it in. I mean, I should just
become the Unabomber. I mean, that's that's going to be
better. Okay, now, here's the one that really got me. So did
you know that we just gave $155 million to Syria? For Syrian
aid?
Yeah, I think I didn't know that. All right, Mr. Tanks.
I got some questions here. So here's the President's
statement, which was captioned and subtitles in the Arabic
nearly two years the Assad regime has waged a brutal war
against the Syrian people. In case you didn't know just just
all of you a RABs out there two years has been shit. murdering
innocent men, women and children in their homes, in bread lines
and at universities that just listen to the hard
way, way way in their homes. In their homes and
bread lines. Oh, yeah. The bread lines. Yes.
Hey, what do you do? What are you going to do? Let's shoot the
bread line. It's a bread line.
Let's shoot it up to there was an instance of people staying
Turning at the bakery to buy some bread. And they got blown
up, of course by, you know, terrorists, by Assad regime by
the terrorists who were destabilizing the entire region.
And so that's now breadlines and in universities. In the face of
this barbarism The United States has joined with nations around
the world is calling for an end to the Assad regime, and a
transition that leads to a peaceful, inclusive and
democratic Syria, where the rights of all Syrians are
protected. We've worked to isolate Assad and his regime
imposed sanctions that starve the regime of funds, recognize
the Syrian Opposition Coalition as the legitimate representative
of the Syrian people call for accountability for perpetrators
of atrocities, perpetrators of atrocities, you write this down,
and this is important stuff, perpetrators of atrocities and
provide humanitarian relief to Syrians in need. Now, I have a
question before we get to it. So if we're going to and by the
way, it's very interesting in the the memorandum for the
Secretary of State on the White House website, it says 15
million, not 155 million. So I don't know if there's a mistake
somewhere. Well, that obviously a mistake, but I don't know
where the mistake has been made. But you know, 150, my five
minute so what do we just send $155 million on pallets? Do we
send one of those giant checks, like the lottery? I mean, where
does this go? Where does this money goes like, hey, hey,
people, like the lottery guy shows up? It's like relief we
send doesn't say made in America. Oh, it says it says
Chase, but JP Morgan or Bank, Bank of America may be but make
no mistake. Our aid reflects the commitment of the American
people. American aid means food and
hold on a second. When he I think you may have just
trivialize what actually there's something fishy about this.
Yeah. Um, this is by Nance then say Chase, or JP Morgan is
saying obviously, it wouldn't have made the second clause
saying don't make no Make no mistake. We're blah, blah, blah.
It seems as though this money is going into some roundabout way.
That would be an embarrassment if we knew what it was. Was a
Yo, yeah. Operation. Yeah. Maybe Obama's people are is part of
well, just through Chicago.
Well, this is the whole NGO culture, which I'm really
starting to get extremely annoyed with. So when so we all
feel great. Oh, oh, we're helping the Syrian people. $155
million. That's why I say does it does someone go and say, Hey,
yo, Syrians. Here's your check. No, no, that's not that's not
what happened. So the President is saying is not made in
America. So that's so let's listen a little further. Our aid
reflects the commitment of the American people. American aid
means food and clean water for millions of Syrians. So what are
we doing? We're dropping sandwiches. We spraying water. I
mean, what would the or does this money magically make water
flow in everyone's house? American aid means medicine and
treatment for hundreds of 1000s of patients in Damascus, Daraa
and homes. Now listen very closely. It means immunizations
for 1 million Syrian children. Oh, they're good. Oh, finally,
we got some immunization. So what? We can't even get
journalists in there. Some doctors gonna go in and shoot
kids up. American aid means winter supplies for more than
half a million people in Aleppo, Homs and pterosaur. And we're
working with allies and partners so that this aid reaches those
in need. They go allies and partners. It's a month another
money scan. Okay. Now, here's what you didn't hear. Did you
hear our president has a problem with the letter H. Now, we
determined this on the previous show, where he messed up and
said, arm 100.
He's 100. So in
the space of two, in the space of 30 seconds, he said ohms. And
then he said Holmes, he doesn't know when or how to pronounce a
word that has an H in it. Let's review. I'm honored and humbled
to continue to serve as your President. So that's the last
episode. I'm 110 humbled to serve as your President now this
week of patients in Damascus Daraa and ohms homes now he says
last ohms. But But wait, but wait, but wait, but wait, means
winter supplies for more than half a million people and Aleppo
homes and desert and now he says homes? No. He's still said, Oh,
no, no, no, no, he says homes and you can see it when you see
that video. You can see his face grimace. He's like, Oh, no, not
h again. I don't know what to do with the H it's very difficult
for me.
I think it's just a one Obama the other guy's fine with it.
Yeah, I'm honored and humbled to continue to serve as You're
president. I'm telling you, the President has an H problem. He
has an issue with the letter H. We need to find a Sesame Street
episode for him. We helps him understand when the H is silent.
I bet you I bet you there's a there's maybe something in the
DSM for
this. Yeah. Yes. Dewey disease H A phobia. I'm gonna show my mood
by donating to no agenda. Imagine all the people who could
do that. Oh, yeah, that'd be fun. The letter H everybody I
don't know what the deal is with my microphone stand, but it
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people. Not as many as I'd hoped. But we did break the
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Really no way to. We have 33 Swaziland laughs Yeah, yo,
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I have a feeling that and that may be on some websites, the
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Here's hoping 2013 will be better and more stable year
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so that Mickey will not become a citizen. That is a much, much
longer journey you have and I don't think she'll ever become a
citizen. She will. She I have petitioned for her to be to
receive a green card and upon a check of $1,050 to the
Department of Homeland Security $1,050. This is in addition to
the $1,050 I've already spent on her oh one and the $420 on the
petition for the green card. She also must submit to a medical
test in which she will be she will have to prove with the
record she has if hopefully they will be accepted that she has
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shots or boosters by the way, they may decide to give her
boosters
Yeah, I am ashamed to drop your panties lady.
I am ashamed, ashamed, ashamed. And that's an additional weight.
I mean, I thought when you married a somebody when you
marry them up, they became a citizen of your marriage in
America. No, no, no, no, no, no she can I can petition I was
I misled all these years.
They were hookers, John. They were just trying to just trying
to get you to marry them. Okay.
No, I'm saying why? Why? Because it's not true. Because there's
like all this why do they investigate somebody marries?
Like a Russian, and then they've they're on their case, they're
investigating to see if they're just trying to get American
citizenship. No,
it's just trying to get a green card. It's just the green card.
And anyway, they're spending resources on green cards.
Yeah, it's first of all, I'm spending 1000s of dollars in
checks to the United States government. By the way, happy
10th anniversary Department of Homeland Security celebrated
this week, Hey, your gift is in the mail. So you have to send
this money with your form then they then including her the
medical test and she has to and which is basically to give her
shots unless she can she's going to try and get out of most and I
think she can get out of most and then she has to have an
interview and then she's on probation for two years. And
then two years we have to come back and oh, if we forget if we
forget about the two years if we go too if we're too late
automatically green card is gone. I'm gonna get I'm gonna
get to the wall
you can get MST if you're sneaking through the border as a
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Well, this is what most people say when I tell them the story
and I need to give you my red book prediction on immigration
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Washington 7117. In the morning, like to hear you to dissect the
spin on the tech media instead of just focusing on Paul bowl to
tech media is really just here. Here it is. Let me just
summarize. All press releases. All crap all the time. Okay. You
read my column. And you
thanks for checking in this week in tech, everybody. It's nice to
have you John C. Dvorak. Perfect. That's the show. Enjoy.
You're both tech savvy. I think you could do good things. Yeah,
I don't think so. Besides that the tech there's so much tech
news out there and it almost 90% All we doing is you know, what
are we going to do is to go over the Intel instruction set on
this latest chip and say now they're wrong. It doesn't work
that way.
Well, you just got me hard to imagine. Yeah, no, I wouldn't
mind. I love talking tech once in a while. I don't get invited
to do
we talk to Tech on this show occasionally.
Yeah. When when it's appropriate. We do. That's true.
He would like a fiscal cliff
scream Shut up. It's science karma.
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distracted me with this whole?
What's your action said chit chat today? Yeah.
Hey, man, like, Yeah, let's talk about that. I'm kind of I'm kind
of good.
You thought it was good for that instruction set. You know, these
Adreno stuff is Audrina, you're familiar with this the Adreno
No, no, this like, it's like this. It's kind of a platform
where you can build stuff and and it comes with wireless
transmitters, receivers and, and servos. And you can build its
servos Yeah, and people are building some some cool crap
with it. I was like, what? Oh, just Google Adreno project. And
you'll see I mean, there's some notes. It's an it's a nice
culture of kids making something. So you make it we
know there's like hardware and their software that goes along
with it. Any and all kinds of stuff. It's just like Lincoln
Logs. It's Thank you. It's exactly what it is. It's the
modern day Lincoln Log. Things I helped the kids have and why
were Lincoln Logs called Lincoln Logs how
Ah, because Lincoln lived in a log cabin.
Wow, they forgot to put that in the movie.
They forgot it seems that they forgot to put a lot I think
probably more like an erector set because they had little
motors and stuff. Maybe I'm
sending it wrong Arduino or Drina? What the hell was that
thing? It's Drina I got to just look this up. I don't know what
it's called our Drano our dreams drain. Oh, it's Arduino.
Arduino. That's what it's called. Are do we Bo? AR d u i n
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know what bothers me?
Yeah, lots of stuff.
Earlier in the show you meant you mentioned this guy, the guy
who the science writer or whatever it was that was moaning
about how people are, are. They're ignoring that truckloads
of evidence. What is anybody from that side of the fence
ignoring the truckload of evidence from climate gate where
the guys would literally say, well, we can't quite get to the
numbers we want. So we've folded up the data. Do they ever pay
Does that count as anything that didn't other words that the data
that we're looking at that's so conclusive, maybe phony it up?
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karma. No, no, no, I'm not gonna do that
to my buddy my pod guy. This guy in Tinley Park Illinois Can I
get an LG why and shut up at science thanks dudes
man I can give you them oh come on how many times do I have to
tell you already? Science LG Wise little girl yay
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John and Adam, can I get a douchebag call it from my friend
ruse Bay Abadi. He got me onto your show about a year ago but
has yet to donate. This call that will probably prompt him to
donate and call me out as a douchebag as well. So I would
like to request a pre emptive D douching. Your last shows have
been awesome. Keep up the good work. All right. D douching. You
ben de deuced actually in Toronto, Ontario. Not Rockwood,
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Wootton, bass bass,
Wiltshire, Wiltshire, nation UK, I guess. Anyway, keep
the streak going. lets you know how much I appreciate the show
now about Michelle Obama and mac and cheese. By sheer
coincidence, I listened to your latest ridiculing of that
celebrated dish last Saturday night having just returned from
a surprise party with a portion of the stuff in a doggie bag. As
someone whose family comes from the Barbados I know that a
family gathering isn't complete without its mac and cheese. So
when Michelle kept repeating mac and cheese, its code. She was
telling the West Virginia and the Aspera that she is just like
them Oh give me a douchebag because I should have donated
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Rhett Benjamin Ross and glenshaw are Palencia Yep, Lindstrom,
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Friend for not donate to your show, Jose Fontaine to the
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it that way and call him a douchebag again. He should
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what you do keep it up and thank you for all your hard work.
I love it when people have been listening to us for years.
That's really That's good. That's really nice. It feels
like family.
It is family. But I think I didn't realize that Ben here was
the originator of the douchebag call out easy long time ago I
happen.
That's huge. I wonder what episode that was asking. I
know it's gotta go way back. He says over two years ago. Bad
call up before we had the douche bag jingle because it became so
popular. We needed a little douche bag thing,
right? I don't even know who gave us the douche bag thing. I
don't know where that came from. I don't know nothing. I'm
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Clueless. Sir David Ross is not in Clarkston, Michigan. Keep up
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Dear Itchy and Scratchy. It's a honnor to be a night of the no
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get beat up
hold on a second. This is a war between you guys and Airbus you
know this is we have no no dog in the hunt. However, we're not
fans of the plastic planes. I just got to say it again sheet
metal and rivets which you Boeing folks are really good at
so well that's those guys say something to you about that.
Yeah. Those days are over.
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getting rarer
over this is all done we're screwed we're all gonna drive
around in plastic plate Okay,
okay, but it's not like you're saying it's a good thing but
you're saying it's just over.
I like to sheet metal and plastic rivets and things are
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rivets?
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think it's not made out of does not even plastic. It's a it's a
we had to look it up. It's it's made out of wood pulp and some
other crap. You mean the the Trabant Yeah, that Trabant.
Let's just take a look at it. Travon. So hold on a second we
need to let's just see what it was made up specifically. I
don't think it says what it was made of and
somewhere somewhere it's got it. It was you think it was made of
wood? No, it's got Yeah, it was wood. It was plastic that they
designed in East Germany. It used wood pulp, as its as like a
bonding agent or you need some wood and some resins you need
to look at the at the book of knowledge. They have the Trabant
601 Deluxe limousine. Oh, gotta look at it. Let me see if I have
materials it was made of here for production. Oh, okay. The
Trabant was a steel. Mark Menaka que
what's Yeah That means it was under frame was a steel is a
certain style. How
do you pronounce Menaka que Monica?
I don't know how it's pronounced Amano COC, I thought
MONICA I so I thought I gotta I gotta mana COC for you. Yeah, I
bet you do with roof
bootlid fenders, enduro, plast dual class neuro plastic hard
plastic similar to bake light paint of recycled materials made
from cotton waste, phenol resins and poop. duro plast I love
neuroplasticity some neuro PLAs we need
to make this apparently now there was it says related to
Bakelite. But I My understanding is that the it could be bent so
there would be occasionally there'd be a somebody would hit
the side of one of these things and pushing the door and so it'd
be a dent in right? It would dent in and then they pop out
randomly. And this guy from East Germany told me he says it
scared it apparently people would be walking by this thing
would pop out with this huge explosion and scare the crap out
of passers by. This kind of life is lost with this history is
lost to Americans
Trabant and the cartooning community the very first tuning
attempts can be dated back to the production times where a
large number of amateur rally drivers fiddled great word
fiddled with their flying guitar picks. Nine named device from
the plastic material use for several outer parts of the
carrosserie to outperform their friendly rivals in their own
rally racing category. We need to reinstate this.
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get Mickey Trabant car that's it. Let me see let me see
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me see. Too expensive. I bet you that selected for bond sales
classic. Let's see. Oh, they're hard to come by. Looks like
let's see what the price is 90 and 1989. Trabant 601 And they
go for about Wow 2000 pounds that's like I'm just not to be
grand yes about $3,000 but they look bitchin. But now they do.
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like the the big snare drum headlights on the front. There
you go. I can filter those off for the Range Rover. I can put
the the woofer I got a big subwoofer for I'm gonna put
a rocket up rock in Austin with a bond and a big sound system. I
think we have a winner. I bet you that that Dural plus would
really be a good resonator.
Probably yeah. If it doesn't crack. Love it. Love it. Great.
Well, this was a nice little side job. Nice.
Jeffrey wolf in Edmond Oklahoma. Love the end of the show. Clip.
Last episode was a doozy and it was mine. Yeah, well, was he
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is like this you have to do something else. She's not gonna
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to retire until she gets back and becomes President worried KJ
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Hillary followed by a two delicious. My daughter Gracie
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one that we got that I played up? I don't think you'd get you
played it. I would play it. I didn't just concentrate on what
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on the show. Congrats on the 100th episode 6969 Dudes I'm a
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So I have a question. I have Lizzy on the list does she
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I mean, it says
You weren't listening to me? No. I heard today she was granted
Dame hood by the Baron. Right
but I think he said he wanted to get her a knighthood already. It
wasn't necessarily
be read this. Where's the barren areas? Okay. Please be dough
upon Lizzy a dame hood soon.
Soon. Does that mean? I just want to know if Yeah, no,
I think this is his because we promised that we're going to use
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of his blanks.
All right, hold on a second. First, I want to remind you that
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No, here we go. Oh, the list has been augmented Brian Right.
First of all, he wants to congratulate his wife. She is
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buddies here at the no agenda show the best podcast in the
universe. All right. So I feel like we should probably change
the rewards for the roundtable. If we're doing Lizzie, you know,
I'm saying
Oh, right. Yeah, because Lizzie's like, five, yeah.
Hillary Clinton,
so that is Lizzie, for those of you who don't know, she's
fantastic. And she is She is an actress. She has Oscar written
all over her. And on behalf of all of the no agenda, days and
knights and specifically, Baron Steven van Pels, mockers Well,
we're going to roll out the blades there, John, if you could
get yours please. Then we can do Lizzie stepped forward young
lady you have become I believe the youngest dame of the no
agenda roundtable but we could not do the best podcast in the
universe. Without your help. Don't eat me Hillary Clinton
will live forever thanks to you. We hereby pronounce the day
Lizzie dame of the no agenda roundtable. Come on over Lizzy.
Hang out with your fellow Knights and Dames. And one day,
one day, we'll have some cool stuff for you to enjoy. You're
old enough. Yeah, Uncle Adam will show you all about it. I'll
be good. Take care of you. Cookies. I should I could have
done that. Milk and cookies Exactly.
All right. I got a quick couple of things. Oh, first, let me you
want my prediction on this immigration thing? I've got I've
got a prediction for the Red Book. We haven't. We haven't
done a red book in a while. Okay, so we have 11 million
illegal immigrants? And how are we going to make them all legal?
Which is clearly what? What we need to do. I mean, there's just
no doubt about it. But it's not going to happen through
legislation. You will agree with me, John is going to be a whole
thing. Oh, the Senate says is great. And then the house will
be oh, we can't do it. It's back and forth. It's another just
trying to
say, but can I ask you a question in advance of your
prediction? Yeah. When they do this broad sweep, they're gonna
throw in Mickey and all these other people that are here to
say, no, no, no. I mean, they're, they're here illegally.
They're gonna make them
citizens to nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Why? No, because I'm
going to tell you how it's going to go down. So whenever we need
to usher in some kind of legislation, we need some kind
of horrific event. Right. So here it is, we will have a group
of beautiful Latino, women and children, so from Mexico, and
they will be here and this, I'm gonna give you the new story.
I'm giving it to you and you hear me now believe me later.
This is how I would how I would do it if I was as evil as these
eight holes running the show. So first of all, they're all pretty
looking, they're all beautiful because most of them really are,
especially the young Latinos, just beautiful, beautiful
children beautiful mothers and they are going to be sent back
but they're going to be sent back to some horrible place in
Mexico, where they really were escaping from so they weren't
here really for jobs. They were here for safety and security in
the sanctuary that the United States offers and a large number
of them will be slaughtered by the gang or whatever this
horrible place is in Mexico and that will be used to it will be
turned around to we can't send these people back Mexico is a
mess. We have to naturalize them all now you can wait for this to
happen it's a good one, write it down. I wrote it down I mean
that there's no qualms about shooting up anybody else here in
America so why not have it happen over there? We got tons
and tons of them they can just say they shot him so this is
just the you know we mass grave found and it's going to be
something like that it's really going to be bad and they're
gonna have pictures by the way pictures of dead children and
dead women. And we are well we can't be sending these people
back. We can't send them back. So we have to keep them here and
naturalize them that is what it's gonna go down in case you
miss this John feel like she's what? She's with me
Are you familiar with this with this song genre, this particular
version? Yeah, this is the children of Sandy Hook, who have
been appearing on shows here and they're performing the song
Somewhere over the rainbow originally performed, of course
by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz, now, if you were to Google
MK Ultra, and somewhere over the rainbow, you will get a million
YouTube hits. This is the this is the song that is meant to
trigger MK Ultra mind controlled subjects. So that is very
interested and this is me I'm not making this up. This has
been a topic of discussion for 20 years, maybe even longer. And
now these children the survivors of Sandy Hook or whatever
they're called, are actually singing this. This song. What's
even crazier, though, is that Judy Garland, did you know that
she had a record company?
No, I didn't know that. She did.
She had Record Company and she released songs for any go get
your gun, the name of her record company. Sandy Hook records now.
They like to, they like to throw it in your face my brother. I'm
just say they'd like to throw it in record. Alright everybody,
here's the headline, give me one. I'm
Erin Burnett outfront tonight attack of the drones. The
American government is launching a new war. Some of this country
7500 drones may be about to take off with new targets in their
sights. Today, new shares ambassador to the United States
tell CNN his government has agreed to allow the American
military to place drones in his country in an effort to gather
intelligence on neighboring Mali, Algeria and Libya, three
spots where we've seen a recent explosion and al Qaeda linked
attacks on America.
It's okay, okay, great. No, no, this is called operation Saber.
And this has been going on since September of last year, you can
Google operation Saber, s a b, r e, the friendship and on this,
they've been waiting to go in. This is not like some amazing
surprise. This is all that this is, you know, this has been
going on for what is it? That's almost half a year, five months
now four months. The operation Sabre has been has been ramping
up. And it's it is mind boggling that when we did this in Libya,
the approach was oh, let's do it through the United Nations. And
we'll do a no fly zone. Now. It's just like no questions
asked. We have you know, a couple of dudes from Canada go
in shoot up the place a little bit. You know, I have you seen
all kinds of family members on television being interviewed
about their family being taken hostage and being killed? I'm
surely some of these BP executives have family members
that were being interviewed John, you've seen them all over
the place, haven't you?
I haven't been watching enough. Because you haven't
you haven't seen a single one being interviewed a single one.
And not because there's none to interview?
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there's no, we interview everybody. But
every interview atrocity on
the street? Yeah. We want them to some guy. What are you doing?
Hey, do you what do you think about the election? Yeah, but
why wouldn't we interview one of these people is that well, you
you're claiming that there's something fishy going on? Yeah.
And here's another thing. Since when is France our oldest and
truest ally? I haven't forgotten the whole Freedom Fries thing.
Right? Remember that?
dropped that. We've taken that out of the out of the timeline.
Yeah. And the way Microsoft took Microsoft bomb out of its
timeline, taking it out of the timeline. Now we're going back
to the American Revolution. It never
happened. It never ever happened. We never were pissed
at the French for not following us into Iraq in 2003. Right.
Never ever, ever happened that way. So then the French, you
know, they decide oh, let's go take Timbuktu. Oh, Timbuktu
we're all Oh, man. This is crazy. Like in tears. Oh, god.
Oh god. I trade lights off French helicopters up in the way
for soldiers to be parachuted in the northern entrance of the
desert city. Paratroopers quickly deployed around the
town. While armored vehicles were positioning on the southern
side blocking all the ways in or out. The airport was quickly
secured friend soldiers in a few million units moved into town
without firing a single shot.
The tongue is now secured but we're not sure that the there
was not some terrorist cells in the town
after a beating occupation the famous CT was banned from
further destruction as it was liberated
they've liberated not a single shot fire John liberated
liberated the problem is there was no al Qaeda no one was
fighting back. They literally this video you've got to see it
in the show notes for a three dot n a show notes.com They
bring out of a house a saxophone case in it a saxophone and I kid
you not and five bullets and they open that for the camera.
Because there is there is no al Qaeda. This is this is totally
crazy made up. Now we have the the Malian army, this is a
French report. They are practicing for warfare. And the
way they do it is they they you gotta see this video is
fantastic. They they they pretend to make the sounds of
their weapon with their mouth. So pow pow pow pow This is how
they train
is a guy with a with an with a with a rifle to protect it with
in full combat gear. tending to shoot and he's going Poom Poom
Poom Poom Poom Poom Poom This is how the Malian army is
practicing for to fight up Haida John.
Anybody got that? One bullet? Barney Fife?
It's just crazy.
You have the you have the you have the clip of the crazy clip
of the month. I don't mean idiotic.
I don't I really don't you get that clip from French TV. Oh,
thank you, darling. That's exactly what I needed. That's
perfect. What? Yes, thank you. I
should bring French TV. Are you getting French TV?
How do I get French TV on the Slingbox. I have a French
Slingbox.
How come I don't have access to this the French Slingbox?
Because you're not a nice man.
Hey, Frenchy where we got that? Send me the link.
And then right on the heels of the Pentagon,
you know, the French never Donate now that they donated you
the access to the one sling box in France.
right on the heels of the Pentagon announcing they're
beefing up their cyber command unit by more than 4000 people.
Hello, you want a job? As a job, you want to get 4000 people in
their cyber command unit. Oh, what happens? Oh, the New York
Times gets hacked by the Chinese. Yeah. Do you get to how
insulting does this have to get? I mean, we all it doesn't
matter. If we already know that you're going to you're going to
do it. We already know that. You're that you're Yeah, just
take the
money, please. Yeah, quit. And then I was wanting this guy to
actually probably be less transparent if it just took the
money. So this Yeah, really
just steal it? Well, in fact, they did even a $2 trillion
missing that on September 10 2001. Bob Rumsfeld, then
Secretary of Defense says, well, there's $2 trillion missing, we
can't find it the next day. 911 happens. Remember that?
Yeah, I do remember that we should find that lost a lot of
money, then the Pentagon still will not let us audit them. You
can audit the Fed.
But you can't audit the Pentagon. You can't really Audit
the Fed either.
Well, you heard what he said I believe him. You can audit the
Fed, you just can't audit their decision making process.
Um, we should play that clip again that I thought we had that
as an evergreen. That Rumsfeld the mercy, I think I have it
here. This is, yeah, September 10 2001, Donald Rumsfeld, then
the Secretary of Defense for the Bush administration, in an
interview, and this is it, I think, why is it not? Why do we
not hear anything? That's annoying. The military
poses a serious threat. In fact, it could be said that it's a
matter of life and death. Rumsfeld promised change. But
the next day, the world changed.
And in the rush to fund the War on Terrorism seems to have been
forgotten.
Remind me to foot pull that clip. Hate it when I don't have
it? I have everything else. I mean, I got little girls saying
so I'm
sure you've got to just have it mislabeled to see that's why you
mock me for my coding.
I am so good at finding clips. Come on, but you
are pretty good. But you just dropped the ball right here.
I've lost all confidence. So I have a clip that I want to play
because I want you to tell me what's weird about this clip?
Ready?
I don't know what to clip I'm playing
deer antler. Okay, tell me what's weird about this. All
right, fellas, Chris Carter, CC and Teddy Brucey. Guys, it seems
like every year Super Bowl week there's some off the field
issue. That begs for Super Bowl attention. Deer Antler spray is
now part of sports. Culture lexicon. A lot of people were
not satisfied with Ray Lewis is denial and Tuesday after hearing
what Ray said on Wednesday. Are you satisfied? Is it time to
forget this and move on? Well, I
don't think we found out a whole bunch more information. I was
ready to move on. I'm not that surprised deer antler I know
about it. I know professional athletes are using it. It's
unfortunate had to come out with media day here. But it's part of
the process.
Okay, I did not Google it. But is this some kind of weird
locker room sex game?
Googly. I was hope I should have told you not to Google. I
didn't. I didn't Google I didn't.
So what is now what are we talking? We're talking about
deer antler spray. So I'm just listening to the TV and I catch
this and I just recorded I say I gotta remember to look this up.
What is what? So apparently one of these football players was
using deer antler spraying off. It was violation. It's actually
kind of interesting. I don't know how it works, or even if it
does work, but apparently there's the stuff you can buy.
It's called, it's literally made from Deer antlers. And there's
like kind of an analogue of human growth in Xining, human
growth, whatever it is HGH, human growth hormone called IGT,
or something like that. That is derived literally from Deer
antlers. And you and it gives you pumps you up, you get all
muscular. And you spray it under your tongue. Really? Is this. I
mean, I thought this whole thing. I've never even heard of
anything like it's like the last thing I heard some kids sniffing
glue. I'm completely out of I realized I'm completely out of
touch
mom and you gotta gotta get with the kids. Man. I don't know
what this deer and where do you get it? And apparently is legal.
Let's see if we can buy it on Amazon. Hold on a second. Let's
see Amazon. I'm gonna buy some purchase some. Does it make?
Yes. Oh, did I just get an A? What service? I'm available.
amazon.com Wow. Oh, wow. It'd be cool. Wow, that was weird. I got
one dot
h on the wrong thing.
Well, can you hit Amazon right now?
I'll tell you right now. Here we go. Boom. Yep. And I'll search
for deer antler spray. And color. Spraying was it had to be
a spray? Can it be a lozenge? lozenge your farm ordering so
I finally got through deer antler spray. I want it to be at
last. And it's in the category health and personal care. Yeah.
What is this? Oh, wow. And it's not cheap.
It's not expensive. 25 bucks. 20 is $68 mark down to 20 bucks for
two ounces.
I got I got two ounces here. 25 bucks.
Okay, I got that one deer the one above it. You don't get the
one above it from Deer by deer antler spray. This was by deer
antler product description by CCL and there's another one from
by NOW Foods is only 16 bucks.
You can get deer antler capsules that I'm don't think they have
lozenges but they have a capsule.
Deer Antler sprayed under the tongue. So there's not going to
be much good
deer antlers a natural source for a growth factor which IGF
one that's what it is and that these guys just selling it
straight up as IGF but they're charging too much money for it.
What is IGF? That's the hormone that some that's kind of a
analog of the human growth hormone that's used in sports to
pump these guys up
right pump up, but it will make me all pumped. Will I be
excellent. If
you exercise a little bit just stay on your you know, just sit
there doing podcasts all day. Just the butts.
Excuse me, pod just doing podcasts all day. What is that
gonna
do? Am I doing podcasts?
is this I hear you say?
I ask as Dr. John.
Dr. John, if I take the deer spray and I do podcasts all day
with my butt get big.
So I have to say this is public service to our listeners that we
come forward with this sort of information because there's
probably a few people out there that would like to try it. No,
usually make it illegal, which I guarantee will happen if it gets
much attention. Oh, yeah.
Well, usually we try it out first. I mean, this is Callaway,
Velvet antler
powder. 100% Pure Canadian elk improves immune system, but
that's
elk. That's not the same as deer.
No, it's not actually here. testo records a buck powered Red
Deer antler velvet. Oh, my goodness. crapload of these
things. Two pages of them.
This is great. Even now
fluids are one of the major suppliers of those.
Well, I grow man boobs.
Want to know? Is that what you want? Oh, yes, sort of a
plaintive way. I'm hopeful it was a hopeful question. Please.
Wow, okay. Well, that's interesting, John. I'm glad you
spent your time wisely this week.
Well, I somebody needed to know. Wow, never heard of this thing.
Anyway, go on. Go on with your with your more important clips.
Yeah, well, not caring that informed the medical desire in
public. I have no way I don't get how this can even be
possible. And why your antlers?
It's like licking a toad. You know, is that is that going to
be a knee jerk? Exactly. Like
have you ever came up with this? It was at the Chinese they're
always in the antlers. Yeah.
Did Have you ever looked at toad. No, I don't do stuff
that's supposed to make you Hi.
Yeah, I guess you get a buzz. I thought I thought I think at
least Homer Simpson does.
Yeah, I haven't I want to announce right now, due to the
enormous success. I'm going to do an endo show clip.
Again, my end of two weeks
in a row, I'm sorry, what's your end of show clip?
I don't want to play it because I already explained it during
the Michael Lie Hayden Rodriguez. testimony before the
public about their using enhanced interrogation for good
reasons. So you get your clip as you get gold.
It's my clip is setup. And it doesn't need setup. I just I'll
just tell you what it is. It's constitutional scholar and
professor Lewis, Michael Seidman. And he is on CBS. He
gets a little intro. And he essentially says we should do
away with the constitution. We don't need it. It's a document
written by a bunch of old dead dudes.
Wow. And he's a constitutional guy. Yeah. Yeah. And he says
wrong with these people.
Now. Well, I I will agree with him to this extent that if we
want to change the constitution, we have that constitutional
right.
Yeah. All you have to do is pass an amendment right. Everyone has
to agree to which 5% of the states have to agree and just
done.
Exactly, exactly. Anyway, so that'll be my industrial. So
in other words, you're gonna go out with a sickening a hole
who's going to try to just he just hates America?
Um, no, I think he loves America. Actually. No, that's
that's, he's wants to be an elite then. I don't know. Just
play it.
Okay. Love it. In the in the clip, he even says that he is
against gun legislation. It's very weird. It's confusing, very
confusing messages in this one. Very, very confusing. And I
think that that is about all I brought to the party. Let me
just see. Yeah, yeah. Except that Burma we now have. The
Secretary of State has determined pursuant to the
authority delegated delegate delegated, delegated by the
Secretary of State. It is the national interest of the United
States to waive the prohibitions described in section three A of
the Burmese Freedom and Democracy Act of 2003. We can
now import anything you want from Burma.
And what would I want to import from Burma coke?
Oh, hello. What else comes from Burma?
I don't even know that coke comes from Burma. Are you
kidding? Yeah, I'm not kidding. It's all grown in South America.
Oh,
tons of coke comes from up there. Cow man. Yo, chico. You
don't know about the Burmese coke?
No, man. Say it. I'm gonna say Lucy. Whatever. plays out genes.
Only if you say Lucy, you gotta see. How come what's what's
happening here. It's not playing. Oh, this is bad. Wow,
darn what's going on? Here we go. All right, exceptionally
long show. But time well spent. I would say. Sunday we'll be
back. We're going to do our best to avoid what is it? Oh, when is
the Super Bowl is that Sunday?
Yeah. But it doesn't start until three hours after our show is
over.
I'm looking right now. Beyonce sings national anthem live.
She's rehearsing for the Superbowl in the wake of
inauguration flap.
That's right now as the whole thing was published. And that's
that's what's on CNN, ladies and gentlemen, your news network.
Right, your news network? What does it stand for against CNN?
It? I used to know it's something
said something News Network.
Was it cable cable news? No cable
news? Well, that's what they're playing right now. And do you
think that you got any value from what we talked about today?
Did you learn something? Can you get laid with your swag on off
while you look smart at the office, go out, hit somebody in
the mouth. And we'll see you back on Sunday. In the morning,
everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley, where I'm looking
forward to the Super Bowl. I'm John C. Dvorak. We'll
be back on Sunday and I don't give a crap about the Super Bowl
in the morning.
Is the US Constitution truly worthy of the reverence in which
most Americans hold it? A view on that from Louis Michael
sideburn, Professor of Constitutional Law at Georgetown
University.
I've got a simple idea. So let's give up on the Constitution. I
know, it sounds radical, but it's really not. Constitutional
disobedience is as American as apple pie. For example, most of
our greatest presidents Jefferson, Lincoln, Wilson, and
both Roosevelts had doubts about the Constitution, and many of
them disobeyed it when it got in their way. To be clear, I don't
think we should give up on everything in the Constitution.
The Constitution has many important and inspiring
provisions. But we should obey these because they were
important and inspiring, not because of a bunch of people who
are now long dead, favorite them two centuries ago.
Unfortunately, the Constitution also contains some provisions
that are not so inspiring. For example, one allows a
presidential candidate who was rejected by a majority of the
American people to assume office. Suppose that Barack
Obama really wasn't a natural born citizen. So watch.
Constitutional obedience has a pernicious impact on our
political culture. Take the recent debate about gun control.
None of my friends can believe it. But I happen to be skeptical
of most forms of gun control. I understand though that's not
everyone's view. And I'm eager to talk with people who
disagree. But what happens when the issue gets
constitutionalized? Then we turn the question over to lawyers,
and lawyers do with it? what lawyers do. So instead of
talking about whether gun control makes sense in our
country, we talked about what people thought of it two
centuries ago. Worse yet, talking about gun control in
terms of constitutional obligation, needlessly raises
the temperature of political discussion, instead of a
question of policy about which reasonable people can disagree.
It becomes a test of one's commitment to our foundational
document. And so to America itself. This is our country. We
live in it, and we have a right to the kind of country we want.
We would not allow the France or the United Nations to rule us,
and neither should we allow people who died over two
centuries ago. I knew nothing of our country as it exists today.
If we are to take back our own country, we have to start making
decisions for ourselves and stop deferring to an ancient and
outdated document SAP slave.
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