fighting a losing cause my friend a losing cause.
Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Thursday, October 18 2012 times
you're getting my nation media assassination episode 453
This is no agenda
inspired like a Bangladeshi lone wolf here the drone star Steve
Austin chaos at the capitol in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam
curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where we await the fifth
anniversary of the no agenda show. I'm John C. Dvorak. Greg
Levin. Buzzkill.
It's funny I thought you were going to say where it is time
once again for drop, cover and hold on. Well, the great Southie
shakeout is it 10/18 Your time today?
Well, I don't know anything about this.
This is this is millions. I have the headline right here.
Millions take part in the largest ever earthquake drill.
They can't. It can't be millions taking part if you're not taking
part 1018 today. In California, you're supposed to be
California. What part of California? It's just California
though. With earthquakes are that's the whole state
California. My point. I never heard
this.
You've never heard of the drop cover and hold on. No. Well,
this is what you're supposed to do. When you feel an earthquake.
You're supposed to drop cover. Oh, yeah. And hold on to holding
good or it's great. It drops you. Problem number one drop,
cover and hold on. It's a good earthquake, by the way, the
earthquake that will kill you. If it's a good earthquake, you
can't go do anything because you can't stand up. More than half
ounce in your round. You're bouncing around on your butt.
Boom, boom, boom, you can't do anything and move. 9 million
Californians has worked. I've always found this to be so
bogus. Oh, kids walk under the old stand over here being the
bathroom go to the bathtub. In a real Whopper. You can't
move. Can you hear me at least?
I'm John just talking over you.
Okay, what's confusing? I mean, it's okay if you're rude. I just
need to know. Yeah, I'm I'm rude. 9 million, 9 million
Californians are due to take part. As students schools,
universities along the west coast practice their safety
procedures. major corporations like Walmart, Target and Bank of
America have also ordered their staff to participate in the
drill. So I think I have to order all no agenda staff to put
that are in California to participate in the drill a 1018.
Of course, these drills are usually a false flag, which
means you're in for the big one today.
Can you imagine being at the Bank of America at 1018 and
you're just gonna deposit something?
Drop cover Hold on. It's a stupid thing because of course
this goes back to the little turtle dude from the atomic. The
atomic drills back in the day was it drop and cover was not
the song
that I remember there ever being a song I think is bullcrap.
Yeah, no, don't come on. You not would not know you're just being
contracted. You're just trying to be mean to me. You remember
the turtle song?
You know, I'm pretty old. Yeah, but that I don't remember the
turtle song. Maybe they didn't play it out here because we're
too preoccupied with earthquakes.
Well, hold on here it is duck and cover from 1951
Wave. Yeah, I was a little baby. It wasn't even even around. I
was born and 54
Here it comes. Let's see. When were you born? Here we go. Dum
Dum. Dum Dum. You don't remember the turtle named Bert? Everyone
knows this. Duck and cover. And cover and cover really? You've
never seen that Huh? Interesting.
No, that's the first I've ever heard it right there. Hasn't
been blogged it's a classic classic. Well it sounds like a
classic
Bert the turtle jingle Yeah, Bert the turtle duck and cover
it's Okay, nevermind so don't participate fine. I was just
trying to help I thought you know you would be if you want to
take a little timeout. It's probably in about it's about an
hour from now if you want it to wait and just pause the show
while you duck cover and hold on as good of your part of your
good civic duty Yeah, it will be fine
well now I got a bunch of email from people nasty Do you have
test Scott Gillean test
I guess it's working then your email now?
No, I still didn't get Jaycees spreadsheet really but
did you get mine? No. This is really weird.
Oh no, here it is. I did get your you got one word na for
file.
You got it. All right. Good. It's
a good anyway, got to think on a key now I'm in the I'm ready to
go. I'm in business.
Can we do a show now? To all Oh, in the morning to you, John C.
Dvorak
in the morning to you, Adam curry in the morning to all
ships at sea all boots on the ground subs in the water feet in
the air and happy good in the morning to everyone who was a
night that I think we have a good contingency that helped
support this show in a big way.
Yes, certainly do. And We highly appreciate that as we are on our
way to our fifth anniversary of the no agenda show also known as
the best podcast in the universe. And thanks to Martin
JJ once again, with how long was our argument on the last episode
about who's whose art we were going to choose? And I hate to
say it, but Martin is just knocking it out of the park
again. Every single time.
I know it's getting actually I'm sure the other artists are
getting disheartened. Although I do use other art for the
newsletter.
This is yeah, this is true. So was there anything going on? I
think there was what was oh, yeah, there was a debate. Ah.
Well, then I'm looking at the clips you sent me. I have too
many clips. You do you have more than more than than usual.
But they're short. Good. Yeah.
Yeah. Mine are short, too. Well, one of why don't we start with
the scam pain debate. When I have to say something about this
thing. First of all, before we get to any clips about it. This
was the most poorly produced piece of crap that I've ever
seen. What is I mean, they had two car salesmen in an auto
showroom with a red carpet. And I guess, to confuse me, they
switched tie colors. This was a big one, I had to think about
that my brain was hurtin and it was set up with people who
couldn't remember their lines. They that there was everything
was stacked. And somewhere in the dark. was either the press
corps or I don't know who it was, there was this whole
invisible audience that was hooting and hollering and
clapping, which was not loud, which we never saw. It was it
was the most surreal experience I've ever had in any in any
really in any debate television production. It was so poorly
done. It was just the pits.
Well, I didn't like the fact that it was rigged.
But you've got to be kidding me. Well, tell me how your
daughter's
before we go into the rig depart, which is the Candy
Crowley crap. Yeah. Which was I found was annoying. There was a
couple of things that have to be brought up immediately. In fact,
this is one question. I just couldn't play this one clip.
Obama on females in the work?
Place? Yep. Okay. In what new ways?
Do you intend to rectify the inequalities in the workplace,
specifically regarding females making only 72% of what their
male counterparts earn? Okay. That's a great question.
That's not a great question. Oh, is that a great question in any
way?
It's not a great, it was also not true. Exactly. them, but
this was just, it was amazing. Here's what I think what
happened is because CNN, you know, they were had they found
the notebook they they knew from, you know, the before was
even announced, they knew that this was a terrorist attack.
They know, they had the notebook in their hands. And they were
going after the State Department and going after the White House.
And then my, my goodness, the clip we had on the other day
with Sean Neal with the with the seals mom who was like these,
these people were horrible. And Obama, just, you know, when you
cry on your shoulder and just looked off in the distance, this
was somehow meant to equal it out. They basically said, well,
we'll give you all your questions. And we'll probably
let you read them beforehand to I mean, I don't I
she claims she at the beginning claimed that there was no there
wasn't no about two questions. Her her and her team. Yeah, her
and her team. But then why when you play the clip of Obama
orders Crowley to get the transcript, this is the key to
the whole.
No, no, no, I disagree with you. I disagree. And I went back and
I looked at everything five times while I'll play the orders
to get the transcript but the setup came in a different spot.
No, the setup was a little before that. But what was the
setup? What was the what was the clue of the center? Well, the
clue was the setup world. But you know, Obama is confronting
him all the while. And then in this situation, he says, oh,
please
continue. No, no, no, no, that wasn't the setup that will get
in
what was the setup?
And that's why nobody's more interested in finding out
exactly what happened. Oh, and that's not the one that was
that. That's the setup to him. Here is Here's the setup.
unraveling before our very eyes,
because we're closing in, I want to still get a lot of people in.
I want to ask you something, Mr. President,
because we're gonna listen to what she's saying. Now, here's
the thing, who was asking the questions during this entire
debate? Who was asking the questions? She was no the
audience was the audience. The audience is asking what's going
on? The audience is asking the question, the guy from Mineola,
Long Island asked this specific question about Libya and
Benghazi with the question he asked was never answered. And
then I think Romney actually, he did a pretty good job of saying,
you know, hey, this is his foreign policy. He didn't
mention anything about the Rose Garden or any of that. And
that's when Candy Crowley steps in and she asked a question,
which is specifically, if you read the 21 page document, not
what she is allowed to do. She's not supposed to ask the question
raveling before our very eyes, and then listen to how she sets
it up. She speaks in most peculiar riddles, listen,
because we're closing in, I want to still get a lot of people in
I want to ask you,
because we're closing in. We want to get a lot of people in.
I'm going to stop these people from coming in. And I'm going to
ask a scripted question. Do you hear what she's saying?
She's yah, yah, yah, yah, you went on that? Well, this is
exactly what happened. But it gets
better president than have the governor just quickly, and then
we'll have the governor quickly, quickly, just quickly. This was
this was mind boggling to me or your Secretary
of State, as I'm sure you know, has said that she takes full
responsibility. Now.
He had already said the buck. So you didn't even say that? He
said, I take responsibility. Yes, she works for me. She works
for me. And now Candy Crowley is coming back with a scripted
question, which was already answered by
him for the attack on a diplomatic mission in Benghazi.
does the buck stop with your Secretary of State as far as
what went on here?
The question had already been answered. And here's where it
gets even more interesting. Secretary Clinton has done an
extraordinary job. But she works for me. I'm the president. Okay.
And then you're absolutely right. And I got your clip here.
Then Obama sets of Romney in a fabulous way. And this can only
be because the press corps or somewhat there's there's a spy
in the Romney camp. And someone somehow said, These guys really
believe that you blamed it on the Muslim video in the Rose
Garden. And honestly, John, I believe that too. You know, and
they're tricky people. I seriously thought, Well, yeah,
he definitely blamed it on the on the video on the Rose Garden.
Well, actually on the rose garden, he
was vague, vague, extremely vague, and this is what this is
what
he didn't blame it on terrorists. If you read if you
parse what he said he bitched about terrorism. Well,
I am going to have to say that Romney was wrong in this case,
because the first moment the video was really publicly
brought into the conversation was at the when the flag draped
caskets were arriving. And it was Hillary, who mentioned it,
not the president.
And I think why exactly. And I think that Romney should have
taken the cue from Obama because he went out of character, and
said, Please continue.
Oh, it was it was it was such a setup. Well, let's listen to the
setup. And that's why nobody's more interested in finding out
exactly what happened than I did. The day after that. Now,
when he says this is his very smart NLP. He turns around and
looks at Romney just when he talks about the Rose Garden,
which is, which is a beautiful setup, because he's saying, oh,
Romney, by the way, in the Rose Garden, and then he turns back
to Crowley tech governor, I stood in the Rose Garden. And
now he turns back and I told the American people in the world
that we are going to find out exactly what happened, that this
was an act of terror. And I also said that we're going to hunt
down those who committed this crime. Now, now, I want you to
listen to how Crowley sets up Romney for his response because
I listened to this too, which is also quite amazing what she
said, and grieving with the families. And the suggestion
that anybody in my team and I looked at the Secretary of State
are you an ambassador? anybody on my team would play politics
or mislead when we've lost four of our own Governor now he turns
back is offensive. So he is now set up Romney to talk about the
Rose Garden and whose responsibility it was a
brilliant brilliant Jedi mind trick.
I thought this came after the Rose Garden setup. No,
this is the Rose Garden setup. Standby what we do that's not
what I do as President. That's not what I do as commander in
chief. Okay, so now he's quiet. And now he listen how Crowley
bro rings him up.
Governor if you monitor
I think it's interesting. The President just said something
which, which is that on the day after the attack, he went the
Rose Garden garden.
See, he was set up, he was told it was a Jedi mind trick
beautiful and said that this was an act of terror.
That's what I said in the Rose Garden. The day after the
attack, it was an act of terror. Now,
he literally use the words act of terror. So this is, Romney
was set up. He had rehearsed this. And someone a spy in his
camp, I'm going to say, someone in the media, probably spy, went
to the Obama camp, and said, they really, truly are going to
say you said it in the Rose Garden, you've got to set him
up. And that's who's clapping, by the way, is not the audience
who was sitting there. It was not a spontaneous demonstration.
Is that what you're saying? Please proceed. Now the please
proceed. What did?
Romney by the way, got nervous after that? Yes. Started to
stammer. Yep. And he was it because it dawned on him is
something may be up, but he didn't have the ability to go
off script and say, Well, you know, whatever, and just give it
up.
He was was he, at this point? I think he's like, Oh, crap. When
he said, please proceed. I think Romney went Oh, fiddlesticks. By
want to make sure we get that for the record, because it took
the president 14 days before he called the attack and listened
to the act of terror. Get the transcript?
He did, in fact, sir. So let me let me
Okay, so he says, Get the transcript. He was really quick
on that, because this was set up set up 100% setup.
Well, here's this. Here's what gets to me about this. He orders
her to get ask him playing with a transcript of anything. She's
a moderator.
Well, because it was set up.
Because it's a scam. That's the problem. She went out of her way
at the beginning to say that this was they didn't know
anything about the questions or anything else. What is she doing
with the transcript? Right?
Okay. So hold on, because I want you to hear what she says in
this because this is an anti white hooting and hollering
tool. This is one more important Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.
She also by the way, when she when she starts to talk about
the transcript that she apparently has, and she agrees
with Obama even though she's not supposed to be taking part in I
mean, she on his side of the debate about checks when in fact
check fact check factor. Factor when she she is she is extremely
agitated and very nervous because she knows that this is
not going to look good on her resume.
It was a fact check alive. Fact check. She's awesome. She is
moderating and doing a live fact I heard nothing but Jay Rosen.
Jay Rosen, like the Jay Rosen, like, Mr. Journalism. Caddy
piste, he's tweeting caddy. Crowell is awesome. She did a
live fact check while moderating blow me Jay Rosen is so stupid
in that case, you say louder. Now, the press corps is laughing
John, I don't know who was behind all these people in this
fake audience. But the press corps is laughing and hooting
and hollering.
He did call it an act of terror. It did as well take it did
okay. Now let's listen to no one, no one has actually
listened to what he said in the Rose Garden. It's only a five
minute piece, I pulled out the two pieces that are relevant.
Everyone's talking about the transcript, I have not seen a
single news program, play the actual video where he's there
with Lucifer talking about this, here's the start. Country is
only as strong as the character of our people, and the service
of those both civilian and military who represent us around
the globe. No acts of terror will ever shake the resolve of
this great nation. So there's his acts of terror. He said no
acts of terror. alter that character, or clips, the light
of the values that we stand for. So that's what he said in the
very beginning. And then later on, he says yesterday, four of
these extraordinary Americans were killed in an attack on our
diplomatic posts in Benghazi. Among those killed was our
ambassador, Chris Stevens, as well as Foreign Service Officer
Sean Smith. We are still notifying the families of the
others who were killed. And today, the American people stand
united in holding the families of the four Americans in our
thoughts and in our prayers. The United States condemns in the
strongest terms, this outrageous and shocking attack. Now I think
that also, you know, he's talking about an attack, I think
I think the fact check was correct in this case, but this
was just, I also was mind controlled into believing that
he had literally mentioned the Muslim video on YouTube in the
Rose Garden, and not until I didn't read the transcript screw
that I went to watch the whole video. I was surprised even
we're working with the Government of Libya to secure
our diplomats. I'm also directed my administration to increase
our security at diplomatic posts around the world. And make no
mistake, we will work with the Libyan Government to bring to
justice the killers who attacked our people. Now, here comes.
Since our founding, the United States has been a nation that
respects all faiths. We reject all efforts to denigrate the
religious beliefs of others. But there is absolutely no
justification to this type of senseless violence. Now, this
could have been anything I don't even think that they were
thinking about the video at this point this could have just been
is Muslims against Christians?
I don't think so. I think that was a specific reference to the
video because that's exactly what it was about denigrating
but he never said, but he was vague enough that I think you're
justified in what you say is an internal permutation being
something you can say yes,
you can take it either way. But for sure, I myself was really
convinced that they had mentioned that video in the Rose
Garden.
And I think that the denigration comment probably would make you
think that
but it didn't happen and they knew this and they knew that
someone in the Romney camp was spying and said, dude, trust me
they really truly believe it bring it up. Now listen to how
Crowley cuts off Romney and what she says specifically well
take two weeks or so for the whole idea of there being a riot
out there about this tape to come out you're right this that
the administration
the administration another another illegal round of
applause and clap indicated that this was
a reaction to a to a video and was a spontaneous reaction. It
took them a long time to say this was a terrorist act by a
terrorist group and to suggest
Am I incorrect in that regard?
Oh so dumb. So the your your secretary so stupid,
excuse me, the ambassador to the United Nations one of the Sunday
television shows and and spoke about how this was a spontaneous
now listen
to what she says I'm happy to have a longer conversation about
foreign policy
but I want to I want to move you on and the transcripts as well
make sure that you're gonna have a chance to get some of their
questions because what I want to be
taken over the place hold on a second hold on listen to what
she says listen to what she says you talked right over it so
we're gonna have a chance to get some their questions
because what I want to do mr. president as tn there for a
second because I want to introduce you to Nina Gonzalez.
She
was not the one I was
crap there's something where she tells him to sit down
and whatever the whole the whole thing is, the point is big setup
and Romney fell forward and they should be looking at what's
going on. They have a spy amongst them. They have a mole.
Yeah. And I'm I'm thinking it's just the press. It's just the
press. They were all so giddy about this. They loved it so
much that there's no way there's no way this could not have been
you know, a setup with with the spy on the Mole. Exactly. Spy
they've got a spy. That's just unbelievable to me. I saw that I
was like, wow, wow. Now here's
well you know, this is a problem with his with his staff. Or the
it is with the fact that there's this and I'm sure that there's
anyone who follows the campaign around enough as you know, could
easily be one of their pals and then they went on really is the
guy really thinks that he has he ever listened to the rose? No, I
don't think he's ever seen it or even read the transcript. And
then that got back I mean, it's gonna take a lot of hard work.
Now let
me ask you a question if after this debate, if you had gone on
Twitter and said, Man if this Obama gets gets reelected, I'm
gonna have to assassinate him. What do you think what happened
to you?
I would have a knock at the door
this website called the twitchy.com which looks like a
very very radical right wing conservative bull crab wet
witchy
duck it spell it
Tango whiskey India tango, Charlie hotel Yankee twitchy as
an twitchy like you know when you got to Tourettes twitchy
Hold on I'm still spelling tiny t a NGO to achieve anyways.
So here's they assembled a number of tweets
after this looks like by But right off by the way, just by
the design. This looks like a Democrat. A template.
Oh, really? Yeah, go
on. Well, so
they assembled a number of tweets about Romney I shall read
a few. If Romney wins this election, he might as well wear
a t shirt that says assassinate me bitch. Y'all ready to
assassinate Romney where's this? That's one of their stories.
Romney makes me want to hop through the TV and just
assassinate his ass I'm gonna murder Romney right now.
Somebody needs to assassinate this mofo Romney. Goodnight,
y'all. I'm getting ready to murder Romney. I ain't gonna lie
food stamps to shit. I might assassinate Romney, my damn
self, if he gets elected. I focus with 399 on the eats. If
Romney gets elected and takes away my food stamps, I'ma send
someone to murder his ass. I mean, is this okay? Twitter
allows this. And there's Do you think these people are getting a
knock on their door? Better? No, I don't think so. There's not
even a new story about it. Not a single there is an interestingly
enough. There is a new rule. Apparently, in the RNC. You
know, they put together their platform and the new rules that
everyone voted on. There's a rule nine, which has shown up
different from previous years. So I just read you rule number
nine.
Are you do that? Yeah, I'm still on this other topic.
Well, this is this is a part of the topic, but okay. Okay. Well,
there's
about that. Okay.
Well go ahead and say, well, you're reading the tweets. Go
ahead.
Well, I'm looking at the lines and that and the website itself
comments in between, and right here. The website says,
meanwhile, the left side of the IRS thinks the secret server
should focus on super serious threats. super serious threats.
And then they say it this is what makes me think it's a
Democrat side or even more, like tag Romney. And by the way, who
their kid tag.
Oh, this is tagging it. He wanted to go beat the president
up and hit him in the face.
He says like, Hey, Rob, telling a radio host. He wanted to take
a swing at Obama during Tuesday night's debate. Eight. Yeah. But
does that mean he was gonna make a bass Adam and try to get him
into the sack?
I'm gonna disconnect for a second. Just make sure this
isn't me. Okay. Give me one second here. Really? I mean, I
just want to make sure it's not me. But we all know the truth,
don't we? Hello, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Okay. Yeah. So
okay, so go on with your whatever your
rule number nine in the 2012, Republican National Committee,
rule book, filling vacancies and nominations. I just want to see
what happened if someone took them out. The Republican
National Committee is hereby authorized and empowered to fill
any and all vacancies which may occur by reason of death,
declination or otherwise of the Republican candidate for
President of the United States, or the Republican candidate for
Vice President of the United States, as nominated by the
National Convention, or the Republic. This is that that is
the new part, or the Republican National Committee may can
reconvene the national convention for the purpose of
filling any such vacancies. So if Romney gets taken out by one
of these crazy people who are tweeting, they're going to
assassinate him, then they can put anybody they want in
without, without doing a whole convention. Hello, Jeb Bush.
He's ready to go. I'm telling Jeb Bush is warming up.
It's been ready to go since the year 2000.
So I don't wish it on anybody. But I'm thinking, Man, these
tweets are no good. It's really no good. This isn't this. This
is I can't believe that the people just tweet that.
I don't believe it's I would say if it was an intelligence
agency, it wouldn't surprise me in the least.
But if you go look at these tweets, I just it also could be
a honeypot. Tweet. You know, you
put it in there. See where who jumps in? Yeah, you're right.
Well, yes, I look Oh, my God, your connection is so bad today.
So incredibly bad. I looked at, I looked at I picked like five
of these tweets. And I went and looked at their history to see
if they had just joined or if they only had a couple of
followers. Not only did a lot of them have a lot of followers,
but they also had, you know, other websites, tumblers. And if
this was all I think people really are this vindictive and
nasty. I I can totally see that being true. It could no could
just be very sophisticated intelligence work. But they they
certainly fooled me then. Which I think you have to get up
pretty early to fool people like you and I on some of these
Twitter accounts. Anyway, we do have fantastic news. And the
news is that you know, as the President promised we we
apparently do have a name that he's going to go after what a
name that he's gonna go after.
I mean a name. Oh,
he's gonna He's gonna bring someone to account. Oh, hello.
Please bring who to account do with
the guy I responsible for for the attack. Oh, yeah, it's it's
already out there in the Sharpton? No, it's not Sharpton.
Yeah, get you the guy's name, his name is Khattala Khattala.
And it's a great name, I think we can all kind of remember it
que HATTALAH, The Wall Street Journal already published his
name. Apparently Khattala organized the, let's see OnStar
all Sherea into this attack. And he is now a hunted man. And of
course, we need to hype him up a little bit, we got to he's got
to get some press some face to face recognition. So I say
probably a week, we got to be talking about the guy. And we
keep talking Tala Khattala. Just wait, you can wait for it. When
we talking about Katana by
the time whenever they're gonna put him on that bogus list.
Oh, yeah. And by the time some of you hear this podcast will
already be dead. You know, it takes some of you a while to
catch up to our shows. They're going to drone the guy and the
it'll be a spiking of the football. Once again, it will be
Osama bin Laden, too. They've just got to, you know, they've
just got to kind of up it up a little bit. Just get it already
hiked this guy's name. So Khattala wherever you are, you
should probably lay low for a while. Might be a good idea.
Well, let's make this assumption there is no such person.
Well, then, I'm sure what, let me see if we have a picture of
Natalia. Let's see. Of course, I also don't think there's any
such organization which is, you know, linked to al Qaeda or
whatever. Let's see. Khattala Do we have any images of Khattala?
No, not yet. Not yet.
We will. Tall Lee I got a tall Lee is not the right. It's
funny, a lot.
Khattala and a picture of Angular Merkel shows up that's
kind of interesting. Code. Not quite sure why that happened. So
why don't we we have any producers to thank for we have
a very short list of producers and fed them surprise we have
two but they're all They're low. I mean, Toby Knotts is from
Kenilworth Hill, Illinois, which we've talked about him before.
Now is becoming a night as of today. Nice, perfect 20. He's an
executive producer reports and 32 cents, which is under the 300
but that he's high so he gets the executive producer ship. He
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He looks good. Okay, no problem we kick
and then Michael Baker from while we're Lewin, woollen
Wuhan, Wuhan, Wuhan, in
in Queensland, $200. And I don't have a note from him. But let me
just make a quick check. Again, isn't my time here? Apparently,
a baker? A ke R I
don't remember anything from Michael Baker.
We could be Rasen Baker. donation from Michael Baker and
Helen O'Toole. Here's my donation of two says 250. Oh,
this is from August now. This is an old note from him. So no, he
didn't say anything. His son can't No comment.
Okay, well, that's fine. Oh, that's it? Yeah. Oh, okay. I'm
sorry. I'm like, at least that way. All right. Well, hey. Thank
you.
We do have a few 5555 well wishers later in the show.
That's cool. Okay, that's cool. Jade Perrin. Nobody wanted to be
the executive producer for 453. Even though the numbers three,
four and five are all in that show
title. So both Toby and Michael are Associate Executive
producers. No, no, no, Toby is he's executive producer. I got
it. Okay. I'm so confused. Alright. Well, thank you very
much. So process
anyone who donates over $200 gets a producer ship. Even less
they if they give over three to 333 they get executive producer
automatically otherwise executive producer ship goes to
the guy who gave you the most over 200 You know, it's easy to
it's very clear on the direct.org/in a page. I know I
just I can't make it any clearer.
I like how you get so pissed off every single time I pretend I
don't know.
I don't get pissed off.
Thank you, Toby. Thank you Michael. Unlike the douchebags
in Hollywood, these are actual credits. We will vouch for
uniforms anyone else who would like to help us out you can
always do this propagate the formula. Our formula is this. We
go out we hit people in the mouth
Hades, beautiful, beautiful ah,
by the way, I do have I had two clips from the debates that I
want to bring in then I'm done. Okay, first of all, I think
Romney was was was interesting to say the least. Trump played
job q&a. Romney. Okey, dokey.
What plans do you have to put back and keep jobs here in the
United States?
By great question and important question. Great question. Damn,
it's like Rick rolling didn't wait, don't tell me it's gonna
happen again.
Okay, now I've got that the only thing that I liked in the whole
debate was Romney getting in Obama's face and telling him
that he has investment in the Cayman Islands, just like he
does. You see those dusts up in the Obama tries to ban her
think. And then Crowley tells him to shut up and sit down. So
which clip is that this would be Romney tries to clarify Delta
sit down,
I have over the finish. I gotta continue. President short See,
all these people they've been waiting for you could use any
investments I have, over the last eight years have been
managed by a blind trust. And I understand they do include
investments outside the United States, including in Chinese
companies. Mr. President, have you looked at your pension? Have
you? Candy, candy, shut up candy, candy?
Get your pension? I've got to say, Mr. Pettit present. Have
you looked at your pension? You know, I don't look at my
pension. It's not as
big as your as good line. Good line have to say, excellent.
Let me give you some advice. Actually, he actually, it was a
good one that he blew it and then he had to make up again. He
said, I don't look at my pension. It's not as big as
yours. It doesn't take me as long which says do you must be
looking at it. So he kind of so he stumbled through that. And
then he came up with a third line, which was that? Well, I
don't look at it very often. He's finished piece of advice.
And it was I don't think it was that. You know, I think he blew
that. I look at your pension. You also have investments in
Chinese companies. You also have investments outside the United
States. You also have investments through Caymans
trust.
Mr. President. We're talking about immigration. Governor
Romney, thank you. I do want to make sure that we just
understand Romney Shut up Shut ixnay on the INFJ.
So I have another bucket to play, which is, apparently Obama
goes off the deep end and keeps yakking and yakking about
education. I thought, Now, if I'm mistaken, but don't you
remember during the first beta, so this the first debate is
going to be about issues in the second debate. We're going to be
about foreign policy. Do you remember this?
Yeah. Could you just reconnect, John, we'll see if that helps.
I'm sorry. It's just it's like my breaking up way too much. Way
too much. Yeah. It's really go back to Skype. And we might have
to, but let's just try it again. Might as well. Okay. I'm unhook
and rehook. Unhook and rehook. Unhook and rehook? Okay.
Not yet. I hear you. You hear me? Yeah, I hear you. Oh, okay.
I will see you have to go in and change things. Not. We'll see
how that goes. Well, anyway, so yeah, go ahead. So he goes up.
But it seemed to me that most almost every answer Obama gave,
always followed up with a bunch by how we have to improve
education. And,
by the way, this killed me. What I loved is Obama was talking
about education about Jeremy, you know, going to college. And
then he said, because we need more manufacturing jobs. Like
what? You could just see Jeremy going, Dude, I'm not going to
college to be a factory worker. Okay. This is not going to
happen. Did you catch that? There was like the it was funny.
It was really weird. Right? So did you want to play one of
these supplements you want to hear? Well, I
thought Obama Okay, let's play this one. This is Obama allowed
to ramble off topic day and he just criticized him for going
off topic. He goes off target topic. And Crowley says this was
to be, you know, she tries to shut him up. He won't shut up.
And he said, she says this, this topic supposed to be about guns,
giving them access to higher education. As I said, we have
made sure that millions of young people are able to get an
education that they weren't able to get before. Now. I have to
move you along here. Here, just one second. Why? Because this is
important. This is part of the choice in this election. And
when Governor Romney was asked whether teachers hiring more
teachers was important to growing our economy. Governor
Romney said that doesn't grow our economy.
here so I need to move. The question was gun so let me let
me just we'll make in terms of whether or not we can move this
economy forward for these young people understand and reduce our
violence. Okay, thank you so much. I want to ask Carol
Goldberg. I just, I am
your bitch. I'll do what you say I am Candy Crowley now. The
whole thing. It was horrible. It was funny because I was watching
this Mickey. And I, a lot of this was very subtle, you I have
to say she was tired. So we, you know, we, we actually recorded
it. We came back a half hour after it started, you know, we
meet, we sat down, we had a prior engagement and we had a
long drive, we have some shitty food. So she was tired and not
entirely into it. But of course, I was like, Okay, let's, um, I'm
watching it with my no agenda, eyes with the scales peeled
back. And I'd say about 20, maybe 10 minutes before the end.
She just had had it. She couldn't sit and I don't think
she could say exactly what it was. But it had gotten into her
psyche. But she was very clear to point out she thought that
Obama really sounded much friendlier, much better. So this
was pure, an emotional response that she was having. And I think
that that is certainly true. I have a feeling personally, that
when it came to just, you know, if you're sitting at home, and
you're one of the What now 30 million people, how many do we
really have who aren't working? John 60? I have no idea. It's
got to be 50 or 60 million. I mean, well, okay,
well, they're stuck. It's on all the net. They're on what all the
networks have it. I mean, everybody's playing this thing.
Well, no, but I think if you really if you're sitting at home
and you're and you're watching this you probably like Romney
more. I don't think I don't think a lot of people we're
gonna who have no job we're saying now. Okay. I'll give you
four more years.
That the year right, though, about how many people are
unemployed? Think about millionaires some more than
that. Probably, if you really do the numbers correctly. There's,
there's we did get a bunch of email, you know, people are no
agenda listeners are trying to help us with stuff and I think
they MIT did. There's one point in the whole speech that I think
they missed it. They were distracted by this little bit of
flub, that I don't think meant anything which you can play,
which is I'll end the war in Libya. A lot of people caught
that one. Yeah. But I think it was just I don't think it meant
any No, I
don't think it meant anything, either. I said, I've done the
war in Libya, in Iraq. And I did. And I think, by the way,
if, if you at any point, tweeted anything about a binder of
women, or about Big Bird, your citizenship is going to be taken
away. We're coming. We're coming in with helicopters and we're
taking away your passport. Your
ID Okay, so. So the point that I'm trying to make here, which
is that that is a distraction to what actually was a key point
that people miss buzzkill Jr. Caught it immediately. And, and
then when I heard it, and it was Susie said it is all cheese.
Yes. And that's this comment here, which came just before the
Libya is the clip Obama means what he says.
Okey dokey, follow people. Not everybody agrees with some of
the decisions I've made. Or it comes our national security. I
mean, what I say,
which implies that he doesn't mean what he says about anything
else. Hey, buzzkill
Jr. That's right. It's only that one.
Yeah, everything else that he say? Yeah, when you go out to
eat? I mean, what I say about this. I mean, what I say about
this is it has all kinds of implications and nobody caught
that word.
That's like when someone says, Oh, do you want me to tell you
the truth? I usually say no, no, please continue to bullshit me
like you've been doing for the past 20 years of my life. And
you hear that all the time, right? I'm going to tell you the
truth now. I mean, honestly, and when someone says that honestly,
and I'll ask I can't help but say no, no, please. Please give
me the dishonest version. Like everything else. You've been
telling me. Don't give me honesty. Now. I don't like your
honesty. That's exactly what that was. A good catch by by
buzzkill Jr, good catch. Good catch. Okay, I'm kind of I'm
kind of done with this too.
But it was you want to call them more Rick rolls now.
You got more. They are good. I like it. I'm good. I thought it
was kind of interesting, though, that Jill Stein, the candidate
for the Green Party along with her running mate for VP Cheri
Honkala. Tried to enter the debate and were arrested on the
spot.
Yay. Arrest everybody.
Arrest the other candidates. I tell you right if you're from
another party, you shall be arrested. I thought that was
great. That's that's just to fight that got no Press you
notice, not a lot of people talking about that one. I
thought that was
still upset about the crowd control concepts that Crowley
has hers at the beginning. I mean, they all did on this
debate. So I'm watching C span and there was a the Montana
Senate debate. And and then I hear this on there that Montana
onerous debating rules free speech very short clip.
A minute to respond, then a 32nd rebuttal will be allowed. Each
candidate will have two minutes for a closing statement. Before
we go to the questions, we all ask that you hold your applause
until after the closing comments, interruptions for
applause, hoots and hollers will eat into the time allotted for
each candidate's valuable responses. We're all here to
listen to them, not to each other. Please respect them by
holding your applause until the debate has ended.
This is bullcrap.
It is why have an audience there? What is the point?
That's what I'm, why have an audience if the audience has
missed it, why don't you just strap them down and gag them and
put them in the audience with handcuffed to the seats? And
there you go. That's essentially what you're doing.
Yeah. Well, I'm all for that. As long as they got some cameras on
him. That's from
you know where that's from? That's from the house of the
house.
House of Parliament. Yeah, very good. How did you know that?
They have a very distinctive sound.
Here's the full clip. This is about the hacker McKinnon, who
will knock was had this clip, who will not be extradited to
the United States for hacking into the moon base, the moon
database, which of course shows that we we do have offworld.
Military as opposed to our own world. And he was looking around
and he hacked into some NT 3.1 systems. And he got this little
list of stuff off of someone's desktop. But they're not going
to extradite him because he might kill himself.
And I have taken extensive legal advice. After careful
consideration of all of the relevant material, I have
concluded that Mr. McKinnon's extradition would give rise to
such a high risk of him ending his life. But a decision to
extradite would be incompatible with Mr. McKinnon's human
rights. I have therefore withdrawn the extradition
extradition order against Mr. McKinnon.
I just love it. We just have to use that from time to time.
Series a bunch of love mumbling here. Here's
this is my favorite. This is the best one. That's the best. Just
you know what I think whenever you say that's not a great
question, I'll be like I think that's how we do it. You better
keep it at the ready. Okay, seriously for this show, even
man, I'm good. Okay, good, good. Good.
Well, let's see it. Plus,
I know we should jump to Okay. Let's jump to the Libertarians
in Bangladesh trying to blow up the Federal Reserve.
Okay, I have a several clips on this particular this particular
event
I have. I have the BBC background clip if you want to
run that for starters. Yes, I
would love to have the BBC background clip and then we'll
hit the good stuff.
Let's turn now to developments in New York, where authorities
announced they'd arrested a man they say was plotting to blow up
the Federal Reserve building in Manhattan. Details are still
coming in, but it appears the arrest was the result of a sting
operation.
Let's get more on this from our correspondent in New York,
Barbara Platt. Barbara, what's
the latest?
While we're told by the Justice Department that this plot had
been in progress for quite a long time, the department says
that this Bangladeshi man arrived in America back in
January, with the intent of carrying out a terrorist attack
here. But when he tried to recruit people to help him he
inadvertently contacted an FBI and former point on the FBI was
monitoring him very closely. In fact, the police say that at no
time was the public in any danger. And also it was an FBI
agent in what was clearly a sting operation, who posed as
Coda facilitator and supplied him with the materials that he
thought were explosives. That agent was with him this morning
when he assembled what he thought was 1000 pound bomb in a
van when he parked that van next to the Federal Reserve Bank. And
then when he tried repeatedly to detonate it from a nearby hotel
and he was arrested after that.
Okay. I have to say a few things. I have done some new
information that has come out just this morning John, new
information, because if you did not think it was already good
enough to have Have a self radicalized lone wolf. Against
the Federal Reserve, which of course now puts a crosshair and
a laser.on anybody's head, including mine who are against
the Federal Reserve. I just love that part. A good bet. Oh, no.
But now it gets even better because just in time for
Cybersecurity Awareness month starting to learn
more about the young man accused and the alleged plot to bomb the
Federal Reserve Bank of New York, the 21 year old because
the face from Bangladesh was in the United States on a student
visa. He was majoring in cybersecurity at Southeast
Missouri State University to study they have January through
May of this year. Can it get any stupider?
So now, it's I mean, it was like, just thrilled that we got
to add something to let's
say, a couple of like to go ahead, go ahead. I like the BBC
using they say go Yeah. If it's all bull crap, yeah. Because
normally you'd report is that it's a legend. They allegedly
was gonna do this or that, but they say Sure. Thing is,
apparently since January 7, so they've been is what bothers me.
This is ridiculous. Waste of the taxpayers money. There's a
number of people involved, essentially, one guy full time.
And who knows how many other agents that this guy's
1000 New York agents 1000. Do our army are looking out for
these idiot terrorists, cyber punks?
Why can't they just bring that you put to get take the guy
sites and put a gun to his head and say, Hey, we know what
you're up to either leave the country or knock it off.
That would be a great idea. But no, no.
And here's the other thing. This is bullcrap. What, what when did
the the bank, the Federal Reserve branch in New York City
be a target of anyone in? There's all kinds of things you
can do if you're going to blow stuff up? And you wouldn't in
Bangladesh? You're going to come? Well, you know that dirt
needs to be blowed up. I've heard on
she would that that's the subtlety of a germ. That is the
subtlety.
So that's so subtle, and well.
Now anyone including myself, and I can probably implicate you,
who talks about the Federal Reserve, you are now
automatically a terrorist. That's why this is exactly why
this was done. And if you're also studying is to be a part of
cybersecurity. But of course, it did give us this wonderful
little toss on CNN. We begin the hour with breaking news. We're
learning new details of an alleged terrorist plot to blow
up the Federal Reserve Bank in New York City with 1000 pound
bomb. And undercover FBI operation led to the arrest of
this man, a 21 year old man from Bangladesh will may have ties to
al Qaeda. CNN national correspondent Susan Candiotti is
working his story for us in New York. What's the latest? You're
picking up Susan? Well, the latest Wolf is that he appears
to be a lone wolf. There's nothing like thinking Wolf and
then saying that he looks like a lone wolf. I just tickles me
pink.
Yeah, apparently does.
Okay. Some of them.
That was a long way don't all work. A long walk.
So rake your night. So Ray Kelly is the Commissioner of the
police commissioner New York now he loves this and of course he's
entirely complicit. Did you hear his any of his press conference?
Nope. Okay. So let's listen to a little bit of it this and I love
the the press around him and work for the New York City
Commissioner Ray Kelly is speaking to reporters right now.
He's saying New York remains a terror target. He says this
individual. This alleged terrorist was inspired by what's
called Inspire magazine inspired by inspire magazine. My
goodness, the title is outstanding Qaeda in the Arabian
Peninsula. The Federal Reserve Bank remains he says has become
an iconic target. Let's listen Connick target, John, are you
here this and iconic target iconic to Ray Kelly.
What a What a crock.
No, it's no, it's right on. It's on. It's totally on message. Get
rid of these crazy people who are against the Federal Reserve.
I'm sorry, it wasn't a real bomb. Should we be that
concerned? Well, clearly if you if you read the complaint, what
it shows is this individual came here for the purpose of doing a
terrorist attack. He came here in January of this year he gets
a student visa under the pretext of being a student in a college
in Missouri
throwback to call back to 911. We had the 911 hijackers who
came here on student visas and we're learning how to fly
and he comes here with the Again, the avowed purpose of
committing some sort of jihad here in the United States. He
goes to the New York Stock Exchange, he sees that the
significant security there and he shifts his target to the
Federal Reserve Bank. Can you tell
us about that you can you tell us about the jihad chat rooms?
Oh, okay.
I'm not going to say anything that's not in the
Oh, come on. Give me the IRC address.
did say in the complaint that Facebook was used here?
No, I think we need to crack down on Facebook. Yeah, gotta
make sure we use their real name. We got to test you on
Facebook.
Security in New York trying to get all As a result of doing
anything different No, we always change our game plan a little
bit but as you know, we've devoted an awful lot of
resources toward counterterrorism efforts we have
over 1000 police officers every day devoted to counterterrorism
love and we think we're we're doing the right things we also
believe that we're doing more than any other city in America
without the internet again going back to that how I love this can
you talk about the internet again? We need some more scary
stuff about the internet. Please do some more internet stuff.
Come on. Come on. Ray Come on. Was
that in this undercover investigation? Well, it was
significant and again, if Facebook was was you there was a
site this will all come out in the criminal proceedings it may
in fact come out the
Facebook Yeah, if you're on Facebook, you could be tears. I
love it. cracking down on the Facebook I can down of course
this inspire magazine. We have downloaded ourselves John, and
we have discussed inspire magazine. Would you like to know
about the actual article that inspired him from inspire
magazine? Yeah.
While walking the rolls and we're all walking Well, a lucky
of course, was eliminated the last year by drone, but what we
know is that a Locky was a motivator for this person. Now
he's in inspire magazine, which a Locky was the prime mover
behind was the magazine or this is the article that he read that
justify to him the killing of children, killing of women,
killing of children and killing of a women. John, I just heard
it I heard right, Kelly said, can you imagine what the
articles title was? Now you don't know. It's alright. I'm
not gonna spoil it for the publisher. It's still public
while it's
available. And if you recall the case of Jose Pinto, which we had
last year him and tell us inspire magazine, use the
article How to build a bomb in the kitchen of your mom. There
you go.
How to build a bomb in the kitchen of your mom inspired
this 21 Bangladeshi cybersecurity student to kill
children and women at the Federal Reserve move with 1000
pounds of fake bomb I mean, sorry, a weapon of mass
destruction. Why do we mean please tell me that no one buys
us any more pleased and they all buy it. We need to come up with
something new. But this I think this this way. Yeah.
As long as it worked, they'll keep playing the same script
over and
over Yeah. Meanwhile, all these these so called stings, where
you know where the FBI comes in and you know, basically coerces
these stupid idiot kids into dialing a cell phone number to
try and blow up some fake fertilizer. In Seattle. You will
recall we had a similar case. That case is now getting thrown
out starting to
learn more about the young man accused and the alleged plot to
bomb the Federal Reserve Bank of New York that 21 year old
because the face from bam, sorry, that's
the I'm so sorry. Wrong clip. What an idiot I am now. Here it
is. This is the one lawyers for a man accused in a terror plot
in Seattle want the case thrown out. They say a Seattle police
detective purposely deleted evidence. Boo colleagues Abdul
Latif and another man is accused of plotting an attack on the
military processing center on East Marginal Way in July of
last year. Abdul Latif lawyers say a detective handling the
case deleted hundreds of text messages from a paid informant.
They're not asking a judge to throw out the indictment due to
a lack of evidence. Yeah, stuff like hey, man, you want to blow
some up? IE, you want to be you want to move lots of virgins. i
Come on people. You have to protest this type of reporting.
I really think we have to. We have to protest these these out
and out. egregious hyped up reports of bull crap.
Yeah, dad keeps the show going.
So you remember the the news anchor who got bullied?
A news anchor who came out and bullied the guy.
Yeah, yeah. So this so she got bullied, he sent her a private
note and said, Hey, you may lose some weight, sweetie. That's
basically I didn't even say sweetie, he wasn't even that
mean, no. But what he said, right? So she went on Ellen
show. Now, if you have this woman who works for she works in
Ohio, at a CBS affiliate, and she has a new show. And you're
on Elon. I mean, what, let's just put it this way. If you are
Elon, and you're the executive producer, let's move into our
creative or consulting mode for a moment. What could we do,
John? Hold on a second. Let's put on our hats. Let's put on
our visors. There we go. I've got mine on and you're ready.
You're ready. Okay, John, we can get Jen, the fat news anchor. We
can get her on the show today. What can we do with this? What
can we make something out of it? What should we do? Well,
we've got to do she's got to do a book. We have to have a book
or something for her to sell. Because otherwise, it's a missed
opportunity.
No, I got no, we don't have time to wait for a book. We can
always bring her back for the book. Maybe we can. I don't know
promote some CBS programming. What do you think?
Yeah, that's gonna be a fallback. But if that's it, as
long as we get paid,
I'll tell you what. I'll also bring it we'll do the house ads
for CBS for our CBS shows. And then we'll bring in Marriott for
some kind of vacation destination. So we'll get some
money out of the deal. Does that sound good?
That's not what I want. But you'll do.
Jennifer Livingston from across Wisconsin, and I like much I
really do. And I just think more people should watch you. I'm
sure that a lot of people do watch it, but I want more people
to want you. Okay, so I thought we should do a promo together.
Oh, for your show. So let's walk over here. Okay.
Did you hear her instances? Oh, I'm so surprised. Oh, really?
What a great idea. Oh, and
let's do a promo for your show. Okay. All right. I think we're
standing here. Okay, good. All right. Let me get my check.
Okay. Okay. Then I'm putting mine. Okay.
It's funny because she's fat and Ellen's not everyone's laughing
It's funny.
Hi, I'm Ellen DeGeneres. And when I visit La Crosse,
Wisconsin. I wake up again and Bill on news eight this morning
and then I go back to bed because a cover girl needs her
beauty sleep so
hold on a second. We just got Cover Girl We got snuck in cover
girl because you know Ellen DeGeneres is also the
spokesmodel for Covergirl makeup. So that was kind of
cool. We snuck that one a good one, John. Good one. And now
let's throw it over to Randy with sports.
Hello there stepping in for Randy on Matthew Perry. I don't
want to talk about sports. I want to talk about Jen and Bill.
You should watch them every weekday morning from five to
seven a news eight. Oh and do I tend to mention my show go on.
Tuesdays at nine eight central good time to mention. The
audience loves it.
So please watch Jen and Bill every weekday morning on news
eight this morning. And watch the Ellen DeGeneres show every
single day and lacrosse at 4pm Tell them all the cities in
lacrosse and Eau Claire and in Nashville and Chattanooga at
four in Houston at two o'clock New York City has it for Lake
Charles at 130. Detroit at 10 o'clock Anchorage
is through the whole affiliate list. This is just an excuse
through the entire affiliate list of the Ellen show. Is this
the woman this is the woman doing it.
Well how does she remember all this was rehearsed?
That she's reading the prompter and then we get to the sponsor
bit after we've done the cover girl we get to the sponsor for
Honolulu at three Indianapolis at two bowling green and set
three. All right and one more one more thing for you to read
right there. This is very exciting because the winters in
Wisconsin can be so cold and Elon thinks I deserve a little
break and you are sending me to the Caribbean for five nights
now I'm just disgusted that
was brought to you by Marriott you keep Elon says it you can't
hear it. And the crowd goes wow, the fat girl gets to go on
vacation.
Yeah, lots of embedded. This is making me there's not enough
advertising on television. So let's just embed a bunch of
bullcrap while we're at it, but
they had her show on the CBS affiliate they had the Ellen
Show and every affiliate or all the new affiliates of course it
was just a segment to you know when you have new affiliates for
the show you want to thank them and commercial giant comer then
for Matthew Perry show go on I like the show actually. And then
their sponsor Marriott. You like
the show you like that show?
Yeah, I do like that show actually. Yeah, I do. Yeah. I'll
be honest, I like the show. Yeah, it's
like a note.
I like crazy people. I like it. I like it when crazy when they
make fun of crazy people and the better when crazy people are
making fun of crazy people, and especially if they're acting to
be crazy. I like the whole thing. I mean, I identify with
the crazies. If it feels good to me, it does.
So why would someone name their kid tag?
It must be. Maybe it's from
for Taggart. Taggart, so that's a character in Atlas Shrugged.
By iron Rand
Dagny Taggart Correct. You are the Taggart railway rail lines.
So it could be it could be named after
Taggart rail dad would be crazy.
would be pretty nuts, but it could be. Could be.
Did you see the story where the British guys the British police
tased some blind man,
they thought a stick was a sword or something.
Somebody called in some Joe calls the cops and says, Hey,
there's a there's a guy running around with a samurai sword. So
they see this blind guy clicking away and I'm trying to move. I
guess he was seated for a while he tased him. And he goes I'm
blind. I'm blind and he's in the guy's face. I mean, this is
unbelievable. I think the story is bogus.
Really? You think? You think it's bonus? Oh, that's
interesting.
I can't believe that. It just doesn't. It's not possible.
Let me let me just take a look at the actual story column
farmer blind man. We see a blind man from Lancashire, England was
let's just read it's a short report from lenker saying was
tasered by police last Friday for law enforcement officers
mistook his white cane for samurai sword reports this
is not possible. Nobody's gonna mistake a white cane. Everyone
knows what they look like for a sword. Unless you're a complete
idiot.
The whole thing was like being trapped in a nightmare he told
the Guardian was the Guardian
Yeah, communist paper of England. No record
the commie paper record. I was absolutely terrified. I thought
any second I'm going to take it and have another stroke.
According to the Associated Press. It's AP Lancashire police
have expressed deep regrets over the horrible mishap we have
clearly put this man through a traumatic experience we're
extremely sorry for that. We've launched an urgent investigation
to understand what lessons can be learned the Oh AP rights a
different man carrying a samurai sword was later arrested AHA hmm
the old He went that away trick Hmm Well, maybe it's just let
let the slaves no slaves. You were don't you try to do
anything? We are so bad as will tase an old blind man. You think
we're not gonna tase you should listen. Hey. Could it be that
so maybe here's another screwy thing so you know you're
familiar to show the view
who yeah I don't watch it No, you
don't have to watch it because it's terrible but but they've
decided to kind of up the ante a little bit with you know better
guests. So they brought in one of these some guy for the guy
from Israel I guess and play the this is this is what they use
for the teaser to open the show with the crowd going
wild. Who's the Who's the guy from Israel
whose house it was he wasn't Netanyahu was some other guy.
He's really Ambassador Michael n-lorem has been wanting to
America about how he runs nuclear program is aimed right
at Israel dragged us into a world war that'll set the entire
Middle East and
I love it I love it. Hey, everybody, we can be done World
War Three Mike started at a moment he's got Iran pointed
right at Israel. Please welcome the ambassador.
Fantastic. That that is like the Dvorak Korean consulting club
that is over
that is exactly you know that it's pretty much win loser drone
without without the jingle for those of you who have never
heard it, is it good to go like this? That's right, we welcome
to that guy who's about to get a hell fire up is my friend.
You're a loser
something like that.
Yeah. Perfect.
That's good. Well, there you go, that someone's listening to the
show.
So I only have one last offbeat clip. So there was I got
suckered into a tease. Some of they said that what what does it
take to seduce a Victoria's Secret model? So they brought
all these things That's on air. And they just said the stupidest
things to say except this one girl who says the who has a
little commentary and as soon as she said said it I went oh my
god this you want to run like the devil from this one guy
actually listens to what I have to say. Because I have a lot to
say a lot of things that don't work. What she thinks is
seduction is somebody who listens to what she says cuz
she's got a lot a lady, go write a book. Don't have a lot to say.
Jess right, ladies and gentlemen, John C. Dvorak opens
a binder full of women on the no agenda podcast.
Wow. I've got a lot to say.
Yes to listen. Listen. Oh, John Holmes.
And this just into CNN at least eight suspected al Qaeda
operatives killed by a US drone strike in Yemen.
drone that's your daily drone report.
Are we keeping up on the drone paid?
Yeah. Did you like the new jingle?
I love it. That sounds like a like Jeff Smith. No, it's not
Jeff Smith. It's Kevin Reeves.
No, it's really nice played again.
And again. Now what I like about this is it's a classic melody.
It's Gilbert O'Sullivan, naturally is the song. But it is
it is is he did very much like a Jeff Smith thing. This will
stick in your head forever. You. You keep seeing it a drone
again. Naturally, you will be on pooping on the toilet. And for
no reason all of a sudden. It's like just minding your business
all sudden, a drone naturally. And whenever you see your report
on television about us droning. And there must be something
going on there in Yemen because we got another top operative
at attack taking place at a farmhouse in southern Yemen and
according to Yemeni officials, a senior leader of al Qaeda
Arabian Peninsula one of those killed will stay on that story.
Meanwhile
we got another one another top official Good job.
Some poor guys farm out. In a farm house they catch him on in
his car leaving.
Got some cows and everything that go along with it. Love the
jingle kedma Love the candidate the jingle Kevin, thank you so
much. It's awesome. Really, really love it. Just before we
now, I showed this to Ms. Mickey this morning and women don't
find this funny. They do not find this funny at all. In fact,
I tweeted this out last night and I couldn't help but laugh
when I saw this video and I've played it several times. And I
just love it. Some tough times.
The Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard had an
embarrassing moment. This morning in New Delhi, India. She
was visiting a memorial to Mahatma Gandhi. And she took a
tumble later she said one of her heels got stuck in the soft
grass.
Did you see this? Did you see this video?
No, I missed this.
Oh good. Oh, just you can even go helium. Just Google Gilad
falls. And just look at the interest. Look at the video. She
falls on her face like face plant. A face plant. Oh yeah.
Boom. And then watch the guy in the white in the white dress.
He's turning. He's laughing He gets me every single time
because the guy's laughing because he's like I can if you
want to find a YouTube YouTube
Yeah, so if you want I can I can put a curry.com link on it if if
I'm watching you're going healing it's always worth that
you should watch it it's really funny. You got it?
No
Do you see the guy laughing in the white dress? He's cracking
up
all right, you're gonna have to reset your reset your USB thing
there because you're all helium. It was worth it but your helium
Hello? I guess he's doing that already.
Yeah, me now. Yeah, I
got you and your mate. Yeah, I hear you. Yeah, you sound like
crap. Wow. So let me see. That was pretty cool with Guillard
but women don't like it.
She didn't mind that she was smiling afterwards.
I think she minded when she said, we have to, man get to
wear flat shoes, we can wear flat shoes. I don't understand
that. Like now all of a sudden this women have to wear this
now. Well, Hillary does. So they all do. Yeah.
Oh, I'm glad you brought up Hillary. This is very, very
cool. So clippety clop Max, I should get her jingle out Hold
on a second. It wasn't a good clippety by the way, they've
moved the carpet. In in her room there. So now when the doors
open, she's almost on the carpet immediately. So you can barely
get a clippity clop out of her. Oops, sorry. I didn't want to
play that one. I wanted to play clip for the champ and they got
messages clear. Okay, so here's Hillary with the Italian Foreign
Minister, doing one of her little clippity clop stand ups
very strong
commitment to making a difference in the world and
beyond. And on that point, let me congratulate the European
Union on its Nobel Peace Prize. Certainly, it's quite remarkable
to see how unified and peaceful Europe is.
Oh, well, let's switch over to the BBC,
the general strike in Athens where it's kind of kicked off,
if you will, you can see well, there's a fireball that we've
seen some tear gas being dropped. Of course, what is
this? The
second third general? This is our peaceful or peaceful Europe
there Hillary. Thanks, taxi drivers. This is fantastic.
Congratulations on your peace prize bus drivers, air traffic
controllers. And of course, there's nothing but explosions
and fire bombs going off in Athens.
It's not just Athens. Now, he sorted but this happens is good.
Merkel and the other eurozone, some of the other Eurozone
leaders who are insistent Well, there's some rather dramatic
shocks here with those firebombs. These other Eurozone
leaders insistent that Greece stick to these very tough
austerity measures
in the 21st century. And that did not happen. By coincidence,
it happened because of the very hard work and dedication of
leaders and citizens across Europe. So for us, it's a great
validation.
What planet are you on? horrible woman.
Well, if you haven't noticed, they don't show any of this this
crap going on to the American audiences. So she's just playing
to the American audience.
And this was a mistake. I mean, this was supposed to be like a
nice little morning chat show where they're just showing a Top
Shot camera of the police and also using these Molotov
cocktails flying through and then literally surprised like,
Oh, that's a fireball. Oh, well. Oh, my goodness. Oh, well, what
should we do? I Portugal of course is also the clamping
down. I don't think there's are there riots in Portugal. Have
you seen anything yet?
Dead. That's been pretty obscure. I do have a report to
go this facing enormous tax increases next year. According
to finance minister Vitor Gaspar. As he unveiled the
harshest austerity budget seen by the country in living memory.
The average levy on wages would rise from 9.8% to more than 13.
A greater amount of people could end up paying more, with the
number of tax categories reduced from eight to five hikes in
income and corporate taxes will make up almost three quarters of
government revenue in 2013. As Lisbon tries to adhere to the 78
billion euro bailout program, growth is expected to contract
by 3% this year and 1%. Next, the new budget sees over 1300
euros cut from public salaries and pensions, and unemployment
and healthcare benefits will also be slashed. On Saturday.
1000s of actors, singers and dancers were on the streets of
the capital for a day of cultural protests against the
austerity measures. Yeah,
yeah, that'll help cultural protests. We'll do a little
dance. Please don't cut my my, any of my social security. And
by the way, this is coming to your United States of Gitmo
nation. No, make no qualms about it. You're gonna all be bending
over. It's all if especially if Romney gets elected.
He's gonna make any difference who gets elected?
Oh, you don't? Oh, I think I'll just be quicker. Maybe that's
better. I mean, he's gonna do it immediately. You don't think
it'd be quicker?
Well, right now, there's a bunch of things going on with Obama
essentially threatening the Congress over this duty
financial cliff. Yeah. are saying that he's not going to
sign anything unless they've put in a tax hike for the for the
people making over $250,000. Okay, so and so they're, they're
going to call his bluff. And what did he call his bluff?
What do you think it'll really mean, though, I mean, what will
it really come down to
the stock market's going to collapse? Really?
Cool. I mean, collapse, like, what is it now? What 29,000
said 13,000 something. Okay,
so what would it collapse be down to seven down to six?
Really? And why and why Will that happen?
Well, for one thing, it just will. I mean, I don't know why
I'm just telling you. It's gonna collapse.
Could you do you have this in the book, please? I want this
one in the book. Because it's a good prediction. So when we hit
the fiscal cliff, which I don't think actually is, it does. It's
not like January 1, it all happens is it? Like, what
January 2, the stock market opens and boom, it's down to
six. Is that? Is that what you're saying?
Well, it's gonna be, it'll, it'll ratchet down. Okay. Okay,
I'll put it down. ratchet down down to
six. 6000. Cool. Yeah. And then what will happen to my gold?
Your gold.
The gold will not go down. I don't know if it's gonna go up
though.
But it will not go down. This is kind of a good thing, though.
Well, see, here's the thing about the goal. That's kind of
irksome to me. Apparently, Soros is all in.
Okay. What do you mean? Because he's buying gold, right?
Yeah. Big time. Yeah. Uh huh. So he could be senile by now for
all we know, now.
Blame it on the senile God. But I thought gold was actually
going wasn't gold and silver went they're going down just a
little bit. In the past few.
They've been going up and down. They're there right now. I think
gold's at 17,000. Something could go. It might go to 2000.
Next year possible. I don't know. Let's find out. I mean, if
if Obama, I don't know what's gonna happen. All I know is that
before the end of the year, something has to take place. And
nobody's there's no action there. Right now. There's it's
stagnant. Right. I'm just fiscal cliff.
But the fiscal cliff, let's just revisit that. Because I think a
lot of people just hear this term fiscal cliff, they have no
idea what it actually means. It means that a number of tax cuts
for everyone, for everyone across the board are going to
unwind. And that means we will be paying more tax. But what
exactly are these taxes? I think we've done this before. I just
can't really remember what they are. But it seems like he would
know.
Yeah, it would seem so wouldn't it? Well, let's take a look on
the fiscal cliff website. Oh,
oh, second, this is this there's a fiscal cliff website.
Then among the law set to change at midnight on December 31. And
of last year's temporary payroll tax, payroll tax cuts, remember
that, you know, which is going to increase everybody's payroll
tax, the end of a certain tax breaks for businesses. In other
words, the way you can deduct expenses is going to change the
night you have to pay everything shifts in the alternative
minimum tax, the end of the tax cuts from the Bush tax cuts, and
the beginning of taxes related to Obama's health care law, all
that goes into play. But at the same time spending cuts agreed
to as part of the debt ceiling deal 2011 will begin to go into
effect which music and a cut the military and over 100 programs
will be
softer. I've been thinking about this. Cutting the military, it
would actually be very bad, because that's the only business
we have. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, cuz I mean,
that's the only thing that keeps people employed in this country
is is military and related industries. Yeah. So So women
are kind of taking our tax money and pumping that into machinery
that kills people, preferably brown people who live in sandy
areas. And that keeps our neighbors at work. It's kind of
a cool system.
Yeah, if you don't mind burying the dead off that far
away from me. I don't have to bury the guy in Yemen. Besides
he was Al Qaeda farmhouse kinda in the farmhouse Peninsula.
Okay, so Well, all right. So then the, the market will
not take this kindly so it's going to collapse, right. Okay.
So my guarantee will be at least 99,000 It'd be fun. Interesting
buying opportunity for you. short sellers. Yeah, I'll
be doing that. I like I like Romney's whole idea if you can
understand what he's saying. kitchen somewhere he's Romney is
Romney saying that you'll get to deduct $24,000 or $25,000 of
anything you feel like Right? Some like they're not listening
to me you're talking to the
JC came in here's looking for the key for what key? A key the
key?
Well tell him not to bother you during the show left he's so you
get to what he's saying is you'll be able to deduct 25,000
But then you'll only pay 20% on your on your on your taxes.
Yeah, that's never gonna be civil crap.
I would elect you, man, I just want my 30,030
grand 30 cash money cash on the barrel, like,
well sticking with your land for a moment. Of course, we have yet
another summit taking place. And this is now of course all part
of the original plan of having a crisis and then when the crisis
is in, then of course, we need to start implementing the entire
the real union the political union, but not after we complete
the banking union, which means all the banks will be basically
put together and controlled by Brussels and have a great name
for it the SS M, which is just great. It's SS Of course, as you
know, the staff will pull it say That's right. The Hitler's
secret police and SM as in sadomasochism and burros
worst Yeah, SS troopers that are say sadomasochism, which is
where they have the skull. And here is Barroso hyping
it up soon, what I still expect is possible to do is to have an
agreement until the end of this year on one very important
element of the banking union is a Single Supervisory Mechanism.
As you know, the European Commission put forward a
proposal. And I expect the next European Council to agree on the
main elements of this proposal. So I love this. So the European
Commission commission puts the proposal together, and then the
European Council votes on it. How are you doing European
slaves? Don't worry, we'll take care of that bank and for your
citizen. No worries, we got it all covered. Unbelievable that
the European stand for. And I've been talking to a lot of
Europeans because of course they are following our artists
campaign election. They love the show. They actually think it's
all real. And I say you know, y'all are laughing about us.
Have you seen what's going on? in your neck of the woods? And I
go, No, man. We're Europe. Eu baby. We got it all covered.
Yeah, now good. No. So there's one news, kind of a thread I was
following, which I still think is kind of extreme mentioned in
the last show, but it's getting more it's getting more
interesting. The more I listen to these these congressional
guys, which is what's happening with Huawei?
Yeah, now bring us up to speed. This is the company from China
that is making routers and they spy on us.
Well, they, if you when you start reading between the lines
of why we don't want them in the country, the picture becomes
pretty clear that they can spy on us if they wanted to. And I
have four clips. But let's start with a gun. Fortunately, they
all say that they're the first clip because I kept backing up
oh no, this is even better. So I have Huawei clip zero, which he
introduced. It's like ground zero. Okay, here we go. Trust
the Chinese. If I were in American company today, and I'll
tell you this as the chairman of the House Permanent Select
Committee on Intelligence, and you were looking at Huawei. I
would find another vendor if you care about your intellectual
property. If you care about your consumers privacy, and you care
about the national security the United States of America,
Republican Congressman Mike Rogers and the ranking Democrat
on the House Intelligence Committee, Dutch Ruppersberger
believed that letting a Chinese company build and maintain
critical communication infrastructure here would be a
serious mistake.
Okay, so they're, they're basically cutting them off at
the knees and Huawei is kind of a bunch of douche bags anyway.
So it's not really bothering anybody. But to now play the
clip that says play this first
United States of America. Republican Congressman Mike
Rogers and the ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence
Committee, Dutch Ruppersberger believed that letting a Chinese
company build and maintain critical communication
infrastructure would be a serious mistake.
One of the main reasons we're having this investigation is to
educate the citizens and business of the United States of
America and the telecommunications world. Once
you get the camels nose detent you can go anywhere.
And their overriding concern is this, that the Chinese
government could exploit Huawei as presence on us networks to
intercept High Level Communications, gather
intelligence, wage cyber war, and shut down or disrupt
critical services in
stopping. Now, here's the question. If that's true, what
are we doing?
Well, what do you mean? What are we doing?
If they if the gear if all these routes, these routers in the end
is in telecommunications gear, which we also make Ericsson
makes and Alcatel makes? Those are the four companies in the
world that do this stuff. Right. And ours stuff be this, if we
would only know that you could do this sort of spying if our
equipment did it, right.
Yeah. Well, of course, you're saying that we're not all I'm
saying
we are. But that's kind of the underlying message here that's
being ignored by the by this whole discussion.
What is why is this discussion on what is the contract that
Huawei is out for? There's obviously a big fish and someone
else's going for it. And I would say that someone else is
probably Cisco.
What actually Cisco probably won't get this. This is the this
is the 4g stuff that Huawei makes and the big fish is all
the telecom companies.
Okay, so it's all the 4g stuff is what you're saying?
Yeah. And the only guys that really do it, right, is Huawei
and Ericsson.
Right. While Ericsson don't think lose money on this stuff,
I thought they really Yeah,
they really start getting undercut.
Yeah. Interesting.
Anyway, so this goes on and on. It's a very long piece. And I
don't want to play any more of the clips except the one. They
do have some stooge that has named plumber. He's a PR guy
who's the only guy that Huawei will let anyone talk. Talk to
this company was started by some general from the Chinese army or
something he won't. He's never given an interview and is very
secretive. And this company now is the biggest in the world. And
is everyone suspects the deniers are the reason because they're
just essentially this China. But so this this apologist comes on
at the end, and I have to say finally, some, even though there
was easy pickings, because the guy's a douchebag. They actually
drill in with some some harsh, you know, kind of treatment,
which I thought was worthwhile
listening to, over the 10 years of explosive growth. We were not
as good as at communicating about ourselves as we could or
should have been. But over the last couple of years, we've
really stepped that up. We want to know more about us. We're an
open book. Really? Yeah. Is Mr. Ren ever given an interview? Mr.
Ren is not terribly well known for his his his getting out in
front of the media. We requested interviews various points along
the way with company officials, both in China and here. And we
got their most important spokesman and lobbyist here in
the United States, but it's not like they swung open the doors
and said, you know, we're an open book. Well, I think that
you are allowed our camera crews in JIRA facilities in Shin Zahn.
And there was a big banner saying welcome 60 minutes, but
we weren't allowed to talk to anybody. Well, I think that we
speak to anybody. The goal of the visit to Shen Gen was to
give a really rich and visual impression of the company. It is
a company that has experienced a history of not fully balanced
treatment by the media. And that's created a sense of
weariness. Huawei is not going to like the treatment it
receives from the House Permanent Select Committee on
Intelligence any better its final report is due tomorrow.
So when I am elected president in 2016, and I kick Hillary and
Jeb Bush's ass as an independent, I am going to put
tariffs on all Chinese manufactured electronics to
1,000% just kick it all out. I mean, it's ridiculous. Just kick
it all out. It's all crap. And you know, it's gonna suck and
you won't have your iPhone seven or eight at that point. And it's
gonna you're gonna be and it'll take five years when when I'm
reelected for my second term. And then we'll have American
made products which will be very functional will work great and
look ugly.
Well, it's not that the Huawei stuff looks great.
No, but I'm just saying that as a part of that and we have very
little design sense in America unfortunately. So most of this
stuff looks like crap. Yeah, Apple stuff will probably still
look good. I mean, the Apple stuff. They'll look good. We'll
get rid of again it's it's a break. You know, Johnny Oh,
I'm John yours. I designed a new rumor gonna Toronto Tony, Tony
Ives. You're like the John Yeah, I was puppet if you ever want to
if you ever saw Johnny eyes, which he just wanted to slap him
something a little bit in you just wants to slap the guy. I
can't help myself. Well, when we were deciding we want, we want
to make something really functional and beautiful. upon
me Johnny eyes.
I never heard of this guy before a couple of years ago. Yeah,
well,
you know what I mean? It's just it's just a little too smug for
me. It is beautiful. It really is. But you know, there was a
point when we all thought Bang and Olufsen was beautiful too.
That went out of fashion.
Yeah, well, Bang and Olufsen stuff. The newer stuff. They
still have the stores. I don't know. It's a completely out of
fashion. It really expensive.
When is the last time you saw a b&o set up in someone's house? I
can't recall. I don't don't have friends rich enough. Probably.
Don't think I've ever seen it. And I have friends rich enough.
Who's buying? Rich, the rich enough? Brands tend to have
stuff you know, these really ridiculous high end crazy stuff.
That could send 1000s of dollars more than Bang and Olufsen?
Well, I don't know. It's just seems to be for the apartment
rich apartment dweller?
Well, I just don't I mean, this story has been on the books, of
course, some money laundering up money laundering. Be You know,
they're just running drugs through the company. And yeah,
he's looking at the CD player. And look over here. I this whole
Huawei story, which of course is I've not seen reported really
anywhere else. In the tech press tech press doesn't understand
what to do with this story. So I'm glad you're bringing it up.
But to me, it seems like we have enough already. Can we just stop
with the Chinese gadgetry? I mean, we didn't. Can we just
stop? We can make this stuff in America. We have fabs in
America, we wouldn't that be isn't that the solution to
everything? Would that solve that the whole economy if we all
just become little, little Chinese factory workers.
Everyone will actually even in the Chinese factories is mostly
robots now. It's the cost of doing business is really the
problem with it with the highest corporate tax rate in the world.
In the United States, it's very difficult for anyone to start a
factory and do anything.
Right. But if there's no competition from outside, it'll
be easier.
Yeah, then you could jack up the prices and manage to make a
living on
a second year. I mean, you have to remember not only am I
president in 2016, but you know you are my you're my running
mate and a Joe Biden. You are this. John Joe Biden, John co
Biden, and you'll be handing out $30,000 Everybody and have zero
corporate tax rate. And this is our plan, isn't it?
Yeah, that would be fine. Then we'd be we'd be pumping it
route.
And then what else? Well, of course, by then that's all you
need, by
the way that the two things give everybody $10 And drop the
corporate tax rate to zero and the country's back on his feet.
The question is, will we ever have your connection fixed by
that time? About? Probably not,
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You know I I'm afraid to do that because I looked it up once and
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we went through this whole conversation.
But we're going through it again. Is this you went to some
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Werner. Keep up the good work.
I think he wanted the code right now. You can't just like leave
that out of there. Okay. All right. Blacknight yawn Here we
go. All the ball, trains. Planes back. You've got karma. There's
your booster shot. Thank you so much.
No, oh, yeah. John Cusimano in White Plains, Maryland. 12345. I
don't have a note from him. I think I did get one. Austin vos
in Sure. Austin Boston Calgary, Alberta. 1111. Happy fifth.
Which is a double 5555 Ashley Hurst in Seattle 6960. Ups.
Oh, hold on a second. Hold on. That came way too quick. Oh
that's not even the right one. It can be the last time so there
we go. 69
don't want to miss the 60 nines you got there. Oh, wow. A lot of
us. Ashley Hearst in Seattle. 60 969 David Eckers Lee and
yelling up yelling up Western Australia 6969 Let's keep some
lucky swas on knifes street going for all those who needed
some getting little bait karma. But for me, can I have some
Perth house selling karma? Oh absolutely. Here it comes.
You've got karma search. Girls Anderson in Columbus, Ohio.
6916. I got to keep this was one of going just how do you spell
that? Anyway, we actually had it as a show title. Pay Pal
canceled my boarding pass subscription saying that you
canceled it bull crap.
I hate it when that happens. And they always say that we did it
it's beyond me.
Hey, so hold on a second state of New Jersey. Adam see curried
has the address where I lived. And then it says reported by not
disclosed amount not disclosed.
Ooh, that's a big amount. That's what you said last
time we went through this and then you click on it if you can
answer yes to all these questions you may be able to
claim this item. Is this your name? Yes. Do you live or have
you lived at the address listed? Yes. Do you have or have you
lived in the state holding the property? Yes. Have you
conducted business with the company listed in the reported
by column well I don't know because it says on on reported
to I just say yes I can claim and then it wants all of this
information. Like what? All my information including my social
security number not so happy at giving that to missing money.com
Oh, you're missing money.com Find the site run by the state
of New Jersey
they they link you through to missing money.com Yes, yes here
the state of New Jersey Department of the Treasury
claiming information reporting information search for unclaimed
property and you click on that from the unclaimed
property.nj.gov And it says you are now leaving the state of New
Jersey Department of the Treasury unclaimed property
administrators website to connect to property shared
you're being redirected missing money.com Upa works on a daily
basis with the missing money to reunite New Jersey residents
with lost or abandoned property. Now that I have to give my my
social security number to these guys, this is exactly what we
went through last time.
And you refuse to do and just contact them and tell them your
concerns. Yeah,
good luck with that.
Well, it could be a million dollars.
That would mean at one point I had a million dollars. A million
dollars isn't just show up. All right, screw you. I'm gonna do
it. I'm gonna fill it out. I'm gonna put in my my, I'm just
gonna do it.
What are the like five grand or some big, big dough?
You know? It's like what are they going to steal from me
anyway? Go ahead, take my identity. Good luck with it.
Well, I don't think they're going to do that. All right. I
just noticed this donation has to take up my total of 13378
magic numbers just show up please give me a shut up slave
to the head job hunting karma. I work for a very large financial
institution. When it sounds like you're running after someone and
US peons don't get massive bonuses that's for the douchebag
investment bankers on Wall Street and I got shifted over to
a new position is not really something that's my bag and the
moral in the morning in a hold of what are in the morale and
the milk in the whole department is crap. So I'm going to be
looking for something news soon. All right, here we go.
You've got karma job hunting karma.
That's something sick about that combination.
Well, yeah. Yes, it is. Indeed.
Love. Totally sick. We love it. Daniel Varga in Raleigh, North
Carolina. 6969. Keep up the good work. William Arcand.
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mass. Mass of tax nuts. Yeah. Yay. Oh, God take a while to get
onto that. 69 Because they know how much you hate. Yeah,
when you say it. Yeah, it's kind of annoying. massive tax nuts is
good. I'm like, Well, that was mine. That's why it was good.
No, you said it and then I identified it. Okay, sure. 6960
United Kurt Newt. Or Knut Matheson in no city uh no cities
no city no city no state 6969 longtime drone or first time
donor have been listening to no agenesis Adams journey into the
pipelines. I just can't get enough of it. Oh, nice. I'd like
a hey, citizen to the head. Yay. For privacy reasons. Do not use
my nest. Oh, well, thank you very much.
Good, good work, everybody. Oh, Newt, is the way it's pronounced
staff is doing great work. Okay.
Karma. If people I'm going to tell you once, I'm gonna tell
you. If you're going to want an anonymous name, put it right at
the beginning of the note. Yeah, say anonymous right at the
beginning. It's very easy to do you don't bury it in the
message. Sorry, do Knut
just keep highlighting his name? That's really, really worse.
As you wanted me to pronounce it ran in Savoie in Port orchard,
Washington, six United States the 90s over the 6969 donation
streak never ends by the way we do not promote this
No, in fact, we think it's gonna end every single week I think is
done congratulations nothing further is needed from you at
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state of New Jersey unclaimed property administration. If
anything further is needed for you to process your claim the
UPA will contact you directly return to search for more
missing money awesome.
So these guys became outsource bull crap errs and by the way
this whole missing money thing is annoying any bank account
that you don't like Dick with every so often they just send it
right to the state. They take the money blah blah it's gone.
Really? Yeah. And you go back to the bank Hey, where's my money?
Oh, I said we sent it to the state. Why? Why because you
haven't been in for nine months. So what
yeah, that is kind of weird.
I lost my bank account at the San Francisco I had a nice
account at the credit union state employees credit union and
I go there put some do some work with them and boom the money's
all gone and accounts closed really? Yeah
well we'll see what happens I mean either my identity is now
being used by some douche nut in Nigeria
it was find out soon enough I so hope you never pay you say okay
I hope you never play another Leon Panetta head a clip ever
again the unconnected at pinhead at clip pin header the young pin
head pin head I get it can head it got it yeah I get I haven't
been properly the bottom is from having to stand on deck to
listen to the speech a couple of months ago so I can I get an
Italian Mafia hit previously to find his little girl shop slave
followed by to to the head
yes, we can give you that one no problem. Shut up slate
karma so I'm assuming brand is on a boat somewhere ship. Yep,
yeah. Nikolas up pain in essence
Hold on a second. Who is Yeah, you did pretty well. Young call
your pain I think that's correct.
And he laughs 6969 Small return for keeping me sane. He would
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please come on to delicious mill farm man you keep me busy
almost too delicious to believe my friend
he's got karma it's not like this is easy or anything
you know it didn't you left out the ITM. Oh, no, I didn't. Leave
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the show justified. I've been here since John's comments on
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to donate. I humbly request some F cancer karma for two new
listeners. My wonderful friend is Shara and my mom Amy who is
battling stage four lung and bone. The douche me too. Thanks
for all the work you guys do. Deep deuced you've got karma I'm
gonna have to count up the 6969 It looks like we're getting
close to the record of 22 Lauren, sir Larry front check in
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listening to Sunday show and we're shocked to hear this 6969
donation by another Larian Cara Oh, since the odds of this
happening are almost 117 120 He's from Missouri lost wages so
he would know 17 million to one. We feel like it's a sure sign to
donate to the best podcast in the universe. I think
a better is we should hook you guys up and you should have a
foursome like wife swapping or something.
Yeah, they wouldn't have to worry about shouting out the
wrong name.
Well, unless it's Larry and Larry. Larry Hello Larry. Well,
I'm thinking modern here John. Not like you old fashioned old
school.
Random hillbilly in Elkins West Virginia 6969 is delays due to a
continual IRS reaming which may be ending soon Adam is right we
should never give Adderall to the kids. Why should they should
be for us? Basically that is the only way to get through some
weekday keep
that to keep that to us man Don't be given that your damn
kids
crazy and I will sometimes mix it with the weed because speed
plus weed is
Wait a minute. Speed plus plus weed is spreed sounds like a
groovy combo I wish I still did weed I would definitely try it
cool.
Where's Waldo are Waldo in Kalamazoo. Well, while those in
Kalamazoo Michigan we found him 6969 Your team has shown
integrity not seen in the media Adam admitted some negative
accusations about Ron Paul were plausible. And John conceded
similarities between it can happen here in Atlas Shrugged,
analyzing the legislation and getting us the real news. Please
give me some personal and professional karma. Also give
Horowitz some karma for hiring Adam.
He didn't hire me. I did it for free. There's like I do a little
disclaimer at the end of his the end of his podcast thing. Oh,
you
did a little rap?
Yeah, of course I do. He said would you do that for me? How
much would it be your voiceover work? Yeah, unpaid. He said how
much he's literally how much do you charge for them? Like I'm
not gonna charge you money for that. Nuts. Anyone else or the
podcast? Yeah, of course. I'll charge them. You've got karma.
Thank you for printing the claim inquiry from missing money.com
missing money.com The claim details are shown below. This is
provided for your reference. Got it? Oh, it doesn't say what I
have it says please not replied this email address is only used
to send claim inquiry notifications. So what did I
get? I got nothing. I got an email. I got a frickin email
in another email with those subjects but maybe you could
just get a check in the mail for a million dollars by the way
went to spam. Thank you very much course.
That closes the segment.
Oh my goodness. 16th I did. All right. Well, we'll see how we do
on Sunday, but I'm, well, I don't know we did. Okay, so
we'll see. I mean, it's it has to end eventually.
I think we should. We'll see I did this problem,
and it's got to end.
Okay. Now, we added this a long note, I'm gonna read the most of
it, I do it. I've edited it down a bit from what you have Matt
Hyde in East Sussex, UK 5969, which doesn't count. Last time I
donate I was having a news human resource with my super hot wife
who was seven months ago. However, now I feel more
refreshed. I had a kids blah, blah, blah. Yeah, more sleep
than ever. And he goes on and on. I should have cut this out,
too. I discussed the topic of Adam taking haloperidol with my
father in law, who was an eminent psychiatrist, oh, wait,
hold on a second, we're talking about the elbow, which I've been
dying to try and I have a line on it. I have a complete offer
ready to go. He recounted
a story of how he too. He too, was interested in the effects of
some of these drugs as he was giving it to so many patients on
a daily basis. Uh huh. Seems right Right, right. So he took a
dose of a howl doll to try it out and he described being in
bed for two to three days and unable to go to work for around
a week. It took him a significant time to feel normal
again, while it is quick acting and hence use on a very agitated
patient or victim so you tend to extraordinarily render across a
hostile border it lasts a very long time. It also means that
you are dribbling zombie for a very long time to the general
advice is not to take it if you do not want to miss three to
four shows. That would really feel the need to lose control of
all your bodily functions very quickly but return to service
and time to do the next show then he recommend some other
drug so so in other words, no is the is is you should not even
try it.
Well, I could do it if we had like a vacation week or
something.
It would be a crappy vacation to watch wants to know that
and he didn't say that.
It sounds like it's okay. He needs a huntsman Hello everybody
to Hugo Jukun Yeah, they had karma
Huntsman Hello everybody to the head karma My goodness Portale
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which, which we've been queried about people having troubles
with this categorization of, of Saskatoon, I
got a bunch of emails. And I mentioned to the guy he said
where did you get this bull crap? And I who's guys probably
never been to Saskatoon, of course. Right? And I said I
always wanted to go to Saskatoon and I was told by a Canadian
with another Canadian standing next to him nodding his head in
agreement that Saskatoon was the parent of Canada right that's it
that's the story I've been a deadbeat for too long says Sir
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done with school you need a lot more school school I had an
interview from my by the way so there was this I graduated
college issue it's cropped up I you know it's like the my
complaint about hospital he went hospital whatever I've got a to
hospital you mean to hospital yeah to hospital I graduated
college. I haven't. I'm negotiating right now was for an
end of show clip for Sunday show which will explain why this is
wrong.
Oh, okay. Oh, that should be interesting teaser it's a
teaser.
I've had an interview for my dream job but I'm only shortlist
is now so I need to find something in the interim great
work with the show lately doing my best to stay up and it makes
great alternative to the bullshit going on with the US
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I saw this note come in. I was like, Oh, my God.
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good karma. But what
he did is he hopped on someone's yacht and just left everything
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got karma in a million dollar policy. His wife died of cancer
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Onward with more congratulatory donations from Jake Kenyon burp
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donation for the best podcast in the universe like to call my dad
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been listening longer than I have happy 50 You both keep up
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get a karma for everyone who listens with a WD seven?
I think it means a W t seven maybe? World Trade Center right?
Yeah. Okay, let me do that for a second. Here we go.
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but little karma this donation merits I would like it sent to
my girlfriend to help her find a job after following me to
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Just send your hair. You've got karma?
No, I can just imagine you know you. If you listen to the show,
and you you understand some of the deconstructions and you
bring it up at a conversation that everybody doesn't, you
know, see the world that way? You know what's
funny is that Ms. Miki, I have to stop her now. Because
there'll be something like someone will tweet something
about. Oh, there was okay. So there was a like a 4.5
earthquake in Maine. And then she says, Oh, I'm going to tweet
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Curtsy Anderson in New Hope Minnesota we got a lot of
Minnesota ns no agenda and I will forever have a weird
connection is on October 26 2007 Was your episode one and for me
it was the day I was diagnosed with prostate cancer. Yay, hold
on party that was 48 and practicing prostate cancer
prevention, three to four times a week.
What does that mean?
I got some ideas. Let's both celebrate our five years of
survivorship together. disease but because of the side effects
of treatment I'll forever be a no boater. Based I am now a
donor to the best podcast universe. Whoa,
that is possibly the most depressing note I've ever read.
It's pretty. It's pretty Yeah, look, first of all, yeah, I'm
very, very happy your survivor totally told All right, so
here's here's your let's just celebrate that with some karma.
You've got. It's all in the head. It's all in the head. I'm
telling you, you can do it all in your head.
Okay, here's a name that's aware of winter tune to Tennille Well,
no in Amsterdam now
that would be sorry, no tone, to tone tone to tonnelle
tone to tonnelle I knew it. Thank you for five years of the
best podcasts in universe haven't donated before but since
I just ended my newspaper and cable subscriptions a wise idea.
I might just send some money to say that I saved to you please
send a two to the head to my colleague Mar in Sri river
driver. My name Stryver Marins. Work at the Amsterdam local TV
station at 501. Adam worked there they'll burn it down. He's
about to leave this job for some it's for some douchebag
magazine.
So he wants to to to the to to the head to his colleague and he
wants some karma or just wants to know just to to the head.
Yeah, so yes. Hi. Hey, go. Douchebag
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Dunn in Bowling Green Kentucky. Double in the app. That was the
number 55 for the fives his 55 Doubleday goes on the dime. That
means we're going to be done here. I took a figurative crap
of total excitement in my pants when I heard my name mentioned
at the very top of the show. When I saw that John had
retweeted my Obama Romney drone were screwed either way graphic
I thought awesome. I never would have thought it would be a
garner a mentioned on the best podcast in the universe.
However, that streaming pile of joy in my metaphorical Jackie's
quickly turned into a rotten mound of guilt because I've
never donated to the show. I'm too embarrassed to say how long
I've been at Boehner but let's just say my financial support is
long overdue. So with this donation, I'd like to request a
win loser drone de douching karma if that's not too much
trouble Keep up the good work crackpot and buzzkill Oh, and as
of the time I am writing this the image that has been
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the donation segment along with what else did we have? Adderall,
Adderall, Adderall, Adderall. They
a lot of drugs talked about.
Yeah. Because there's a new report came out. And this is let
me just read you this article here. A new report on ADHD has
emerged. Oh, but instead of being a dry statistical
evaluation of some clinical endpoint, it's a lively
representation of what children with ADHD themselves have to say
about their condition. Well, what do you know, John? The kids
love it. They love the Ritalin. Yes. Yes, sir. This is a report
from the Wellcome foundation. Are you familiar with the
Wellcome foundation?
No, but I'm not liking it already. Well, it's
a very famous foundation. First, you should probably go to ADHD
voices. This is the so it's ADHD voices.com. And you'll see it's
a very happy looking site, voices on identity childhood
ethics and stimulants. Yes, join the debate everybody. They put
out a 47 megabyte PDF of this report, which is very colorful.
It's got all kinds of lovely illustrations, and new little
cartoon drawings and kids who are all happy on the riddling.
And this is unbelievable. This is this is a good one. This
is an unbelievable, find the Wellcome foundation let me read
you from the book of knowledge. the Wellcome Trust is originally
where this comes from. Mouse is stuck here. the Wellcome Trust
was established to administer the fortune of the American born
pharmaceutical magnate Sir Henry welcome. Its income was derived
from what originally was called Burroughs Wellcome later renamed
in the UK is the Wellcome foundation company. Well, in
1986, that trust sold 25% of welcome PLC stock to the public.
overseen by incoming Director of Finance Ian McGregor, this
marketed the beginning of a period of financial growth that
saw the trust value increased by almost 14 billion pounds in 14
years, as their interest moved beyond the bounds of the
pharmaceutical industry in 1995. The trust divested itself of any
interest in pharmaceuticals by selling all remaining stock to
Glaxo PLC, the company's historic rival British rival,
creating Glaxo wellcome PLC in 2000. The wellcome name
disappeared from the drug business altogether when Glaxo
wellcome merged with SmithKline. Beecham to form GlaxoSmithKline.
So it's a long stretch to say, this is a pharmaceutical report.
But when you see this PDF, and it's in the show notes, of
course, it's a 453 dot in a show notes.com, which is another part
of the service we bring you here at the best podcast in the
universe, you will be disgusted because the kids are really
saying, hey, you know, I love it, because you know, I used to
get F's on my tests, and now I get A's and B's is fantastic.
And when you read this report, and I read it all and this I
mean, this, it's they literally interview children. They thought
it was going on that on that Ritalin, and the kids of course,
like Yeah, my mom doesn't bitch at me anymore. Like okay, and
I'm almost I'm just reading this and like, you know what, they're
right. You should just drug your kids it's everyone seems to be
much happier. The parents are happier the kids are happier the
drug companies happy the government's happy. I think we
just go for it just drug him. You don't need to have your kids
be happy just to take the test. You drug them up. They love it.
And by the way, you should get an extra prescription just make
up another kid and take it yourself it's awesome you're
looking at this voices ADHD voices thing?
I'm finding this the beach Saudi depressing
Well, if we got him some rebel and John everything would be
just fine. Let's see ADHD and me the trailer. It's a film let's
play Come on. Come on, man. Don't be like that. This could
be really good ADHD ADHD and me the trailer. Let's see how this
is. I haven't actually played this
full length feature film. Now it's this is a trailer. Yeah,
for a full length fake feature film. I think it'd be dynamite.
Okay, let's see how come it's not playing. Oh, here comes. The
children you hear in this film are real. Okay, cool. So what's
it like to have ADHD?
Some people daydream or find it difficult to concentrate? Others
feel angry.
Lashing lashing out and so do you feel like you can't pay
attention very well. me when I'm taking the test. I get
distracted.
The kid is literally dreaming. This is these are cartoons with
real kid voices. The kids dreaming of balloons flying
around. We can't have that kid. You can't be tricky you can be
Dre dreaming of balloons. Wow, this is great
sight score in like not paying little finish classwork before
the other students who decides if somebody needs Ritalin.
The final decision should be shared between parents, doctors,
teachers, and the child's
high grades. It's really really hard for me to keep it a B
range. So I've gotten C's usually went down to the C after
I went off the medication.
He always hits me by UPS me. He takes money from me.
What'd you miss the there may well you didn't miss it. That is
that's your
messaging? What if you get off the medication your grades go
down? Yeah, this is
the college student messaging because college students are
taking Adderall and Ritalin for testing I mean when I was a kid,
you know used to there was used to be Benzedrine or dexedrine or
whatever
you can get up or as Benny's poppers downers Benny's, did you
have you've done any illicit drugs ever? You've done some
kind of drug?
I have never taken it. I have no don't even drink
a second. pick myself up off the floor. You can be honest with
maybe you ever know any you've done
I you know, I smoke weed. I don't do anything
in your life. Come on. Don't Don't bullcrap mates don't
discuss these things. I think he's not discussable. Okay. I
think people listen. And they their insurance companies, and
they say, Oh, God gave you something. Let's give Jacob his
price.
Oh, they get cut off? No, you just said something I just
realized I'm always talking about doing Halldor and I'm
gonna get screwed by the insurance company.
The insurance companies are plugged into people use drugs,
and they're also plugged in, especially when they admit to
and brag about it. And then they get plugged into I believe and
want to be a little crack party. Those still store accounts where
you're at Safeway and you get five cents off or something if
you have your card. So you check your card in and then it goes
into a big database and the next thing you know the some
insurance guys looking at it's gone. Hmm Scott drinks a lot of
beer for you know, we better jack up
his rates and I believe well, let's just listen to the last 30
seconds of this. This is fascinating.
Anything to annoy me I didn't notice I'm easy to wind up
children with ADHD and their doctors need to be talking to
each other at every visit. So sometimes I daydream depends
what teacher I get. Because sometimes I do a mash with Miss
shisha shout at people. Hello, you stomach fireball. And it's
like burst in and it wants to come out. But then you saw it
sort of travels up to my head. And then
for the speaking English. Yeah, I
think this British kids
comes control it and sometimes just don't. If children take
responsibility for themselves, they get better at self control.
It just takes time.
Wow. Wow. The children you hear in this film are real children
who were interviewed as part of the voices research study. Wow,
I'm a cry for the children now.
Do I want you to watch which ones they left on the cutting
room floor?
I cry for the show. What does Ritalin do? Hold on a second?
What does Ritalin do? This is Fanta This is really fascinating
to me. This is so evil. What does Ritalin do?
So what exactly does riddle in do?
Makes you feel like you got groovy? It affects certain
chemicals in the brain. And John, is this. Am I? Am I in a
movie? Is this real?
help control some of the symptoms of ADHD?
Is that a good thing? Can that really help? It helps people in
different ways. It can help them to focus to control their
attention, and it can help them to stop and think before they
act.
Oh, wow. Oh my god. And this can't be this. This is real. Ah,
I you know, just all of a sudden, all of the all of the
air and life went out of my body. Thrilled that's really
really sad.
So the I mean, the way it is that we are we're fighting a
losing cause my friend a losing cause.
Yeah, well, if you've got kids, and your doctors recommending
this, here's what here's what, here's what Adam and John,
John's post. Here's what Adam recommends. Adam recommends. You
get the prescription for the kid and you sell it on the black
market. Right and you and you take one take one yourself once
in a while just when you feel like you know, before you have
some sex or sell, but just sell them on the black market. And
whatever you do, don't give them to your kid. Take on yourself
and see what these things do. I've had one I've had an
Adderall. I've never done coke in my entire life, but this was
it. I'm reliably informed. Alright, well while we're on
children and evilness. My other favorite topic has to be the HPV
shot Gardasil find the Merck product. And there was some
controversy about the shot John and luckily, CBS News was in
there to do a little reporting. I mean, bring a commercial.
Remember the debate just last year over giving the HPV vaccine
to preteen girls critics said it could lead to promiscuity but it
read teen girls no doubt preteen girls promiscuity, new study by
Kaiser Permanente says girls who got
there's a new study to be carried by Kaiser Permanente,
the people who are selling it to you
putting the police on this wasn't a
study by Kaiser Permanente says girls who got the vaccine are no
more sexually active than unvaccinated girls. The HPV
vaccine protects against cervical cancer, which is linked
to the human papilloma virus, a sexually transmitted disease.
The study asked girls if they had sought and birth control
advice were tested for STDs or had had pregnancy tests. And
very few of the girls who were vaccinated at age 11 or 12 had
done any of those things.
I mean, really 1111
Unbelievable.
You're right, say that again that that but that whole we're
fighting a losing battle thing that was kinda cool. Say that,
again,
fighting a losing battle?
Why do I even bother? Why do you even bother bringing it up?
The reason we do this show, and I think people appreciate this
is to make ourselves at least feel like we can understand
what's going on around us. Instead of having that short
circuit problem that you have. Like I mentioned, when I was
having a met with some friend of mine, and it was the, you know,
you get to see the dead eyes. And they didn't know the mean,
the people were just walking zombies because of the kind of
information that they're fed. It's all it doesn't make sense.
A lot of it's contradictory. And it's very confusing. And I think
people who are just subject to it, people have watched too much
TV and they watched the mainstream media. And I think
they eventually it's I think it shorts them out literally,
because it doesn't make any sense. And as the show's always
don't make any sense. Yeah,
I think you're right. I think it's because of the dichotomy of
the terms that are used, that you do create a short circuit. I
think I think you're right, we should probably use some of that
ourselves. Because when when you create the short circuit in
someone's head, then you can push all kinds of great
information in. So here, I'll let me try this.
Let me see if I can try it. Well, maybe we just use that one
again, because it was only 30 seconds. Let's
remember the debate just last year over giving the HPV vaccine
to preteen girls donate to no agenda. Critics said it could
lead to promiscuity donate to no agenda, but a new study by
Kaiser Permanente says girls who got the vaccine are no more
sexually active than unvaccinated girls donate
to no agenda to borak.org/in A. I mean, they do it for all the
other commercial stuff. Maybe we should
yeah, maybe we're just might as well do that. I mean, I mean,
just pathetic.
I have a I have a little bit of homework for our producers. For
those of you who are relatively new to the program, our
listeners are producers. So we had this big art heist. In
Amsterdam, Rotterdam, I'm sorry, where? Picasso, Matisse, Monet,
Gauguin, Freud all stolen from the museum, right? It says a
Freud. Yeah. A Freud. It says a Freud. Did they spell it fr AUD?
I don't know. Maybe he did a droid I've
never heard of an artist named Freud. Maybe
he'd maybe our E you. Maybe it was Sigmund Freud. Maybe there
was a drawing by Sigmund Freud. I'm just reading. Okay. That's
it doesn't really matter for the story.
Lucien Freud and Freud. That's right.
So one painting by Picasso, one from Matisse to Monet's. Now I
interviewed the author of the book hot art, which you could
find a big book show.com And is a fascinating book. It took him
seven or eight years to write. And after you read this book,
and certainly after I interviewed the author, Joshua
Nelson, I think you will know that real arts thieves don't go
for these pieces because you can't unload them. You can't
sell these. The only thing you can wind up doing is holding
them hostage and eventually someone will pay some money for
for the thief to give them back you
said is my understanding is a little different. Well,
let me let me just continue. He literally wrote the book on art
theft. Okay, and that true art thieves hate this kind of crime.
The real guys they go after the $100,000 painting, you know,
maybe 200,000 But
they're under the right. Yes.
Not the multi. They don't want press. That's the point. The
real art thieves don't want the press. So I'm thinking, There's
got to be a movie coming out. I mean, we have Ocean's 11. Thomas
Crown Affair. I haven't found it. But someone is going to tell
me what the movie is. It's coming out because this and
these paintings will come back. These paintings will come back.
So that is the homework for for our producers unless you happen
to have an idea already, but you might not
know it, but I can. I'll actually look into it too. I
think you're probably right. Seems to
me like it's a perfect opportunity for a for a movie
promotion. I thought maybe Clooney was doing there was a
Ocean's 13 or 14 are we up to now? Well, that's actually a
good
point, I think is ocean 17
Ocean's 13 note should be Ocean's 13 By now, isn't it? No,
no, I was 2000.
They've done three oceans 1411 12 1314 B 14. Yes. Here's
Jerry Weintraub saying no oceans 14. Hmm. He says don't expect
oceans 14. Hmm, let's see this. Check under news. Huh? Okay,
we'll see. I'm waiting for it. It'll pop up. It'll pop up.
Someone will know. Maybe the new Superman movie does that have
art theft in it?
No. Okay,
something you're gonna see something happen.
So my understanding is that there are thieves that take high
profile pieces. And then there's ferreted away by rich bankers in
Switzerland in their basements.
Yeah, well, you should watch the interview and see what the guy
has to say about it. I'm gonna do that now. Yeah, it's a good
interview. Joshua Feldman. The it's big book. show.com. Hot art
is the title of the book. It was actually quite a nice book to
read. So here's a report that I was wanting. I'm like, why is
this report coming out? Now? Why is this all over the news? Why
is this happening? My favorite topic Pedobear in 1000 pages
1200 separate
files. You're looking at what a court has entrusted Portland
attorney Kelly Clark to make public tomorrow, the perversion
files. Once hidden records on Boy Scout leaders from the
60s 70s and 80s men kicked out of the organization for
suspected child molestation.
So what you're looking at here may represent as many as six to
24,000 Boys abused in boy
scouting. Scout executives at the headquarters in Texas began
compiling the files nearly 100 years ago, for good reason.
Let's find the bad guys in our ranks, kick them out and keep
them out. But it was all a secret. Until now,
for the first time ever, the public will actually see not
just hear about, but see what the Boy Scouts knew about child
abuse in its midst, when the Boy Scouts knew it and what
they did and did not do about it. So this is of course a
disturbing story about possibly 10s of 1000s of young boys being
abused. And I'm trying to find what's the spin what's the spin
what's the spin and then I found it Harry Lewis was abused in the
early 80s by Assistant Scoutmaster timber dikes, seen
here playing a video game with a young scout. They abused began a
year after timber dikes made a stunning admission to a top
troop leader who was a Mormon Bishop that he had molested 17
other kids in the troop. And the bishop did not go to the other
parents. So who else was a Mormon Bishop?
Mormon they brought Mormon is there really? Is there any
famous Mormons they want to smear?
who's actually a bishop? I don't know that he is. Yeah, he's a
bishop. Yes, he's a he's a Mormon Bishop. Absolutely.
Well, there you go. That's the reason for the smear.
That's the whole I mean, this
is a good one by the way. I like this it's very creative.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm not talking about your your deconstruct this scam.
Yeah, that the scan was great. And we have a real problem here.
So so they but they go way out to bring it was the Mormon
bishop who didn't say anything. Yeah.
And it was important that to say Mormon Bishop, not just a
religious leader. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, of course. That's a good
one.
No, yeah. Guys, these guys will do
anything. That is why we do this show. Yeah, well, there's
one more I got for you. So annoying when they do this? More
agenda agenda 21 crap for you.
troubling news officials in North Carolina are investigating
deadly outbreak of E. coli infection has been traced to a
county fair at least 61 people including three dozen children
have now become ill one child's died.
So this county fair thing We've been tracking this for a while.
Remember, it was the new swine flu, the new bird flu. I
actually went back and looked at our show notes. I just did a
search on search.na shownotes.com. And lo
and behold, Episode 433, the new swine flu, h three N two was 16
cases, people picked it up at county fairs. They're trying to
get rid of these county fairs.
This is one of the things that almost every county fair for one
thing, you can buy meat on the hoof. Yeah, that's going to end.
So that's kind of day day, they hate that they don't like you,
or anybody in the public, actually buying an animal and
then going through the system they're slaughtering and then
the butchering system, um, and then getting, you know, some
really high quality hand raised meat for $2 and $3 a pound,
which is what it amounts to, and I've done I will have no which
is about 1/3. The price of the grass fed crap. So So that's
gotta go.
Yep. Well, this is how they're gonna get rid of it. This is
gonna make it. So they already tried the swine flu bit that
didn't work out. This is this is how many episodes ago we're at
53 cents 20 episodes ago. So where's that three months? Yeah,
oh, my god three months ago. So that got no traction. So now
it's the Oh no, the Eco E. Coli? Yeah. No, no, that's coming from
county fairs. And a child died.
child died. It's amazing.
Well, you know what that means? Don't you? Got the children. Got
to think of the children. child will die.
county fairs are under attack. Sure. Everything's all our
classic institutions. Except, you know, being a slave to some
dork are under attack. The country is under attack
culturally. And I think it all relates to agenda 21 I took my
printout. I have a printout of agenda 21. Yeah. Which is like
the big it's like the size of
the room. Did you eat up printer cartridge and whole ink
cartridge, you
burn a cartridge and reams of paper. So but the thing is dance
with this weird stuff dance? Yeah, I'm gonna do a special
feature on the agenda. 21 not in a long term way. But with
trumpets. I'm just gonna read sections of it every once in a
while. Okay, well,
that'd be after the Scholastic special. I'm
gonna be right. On education.
Alright, so there's just one thing and you're speaking of
being messed up. And I just, I just want to mention it came out
on the ninth, I noticed that the the Obama administration is no
longer numbering the executive orders.
Yes, they stopped doing that. I think that was genius. Yeah, Mr.
Because that way,
we can't count how many have come out. I think he's done,
like, done a lot. So one came out on October 9, and it is
called tight because it doesn't have a title, executive order
from the president regarding authorizing the implement
implementation of certain sanctions. And I think it's
important that we hear about this executive order. As this
executive order gives the President the power to freeze
all bank accounts and stop any related financial transactions
from any sanctioned person. In the name of the Iran. Yeah, I
shouldn't say Iran sanctions. And this whole, of course, you
know how I love to read legislation. The entire
executive order refers continuously back to executive
order one to nine or five, seven, which is a bill clinton
executive order from 1995 March 15 1995, which related to the
Iran quote problem. So here's the language that I think is
pertinent the order says if an individual is declared by the
President, the Secretary of State or the Secretary of the
Treasury to be a sanctioned person, which I guess they can
just make up, he or she will be unable to obtain access to
accounts will be unable to process any loans or make loans,
move them to any other financial institution inside or outside
the United States. In other words, your financial resources
will are completely frozen. And this executive order expands
authority by also not enabling the sanction person to make use
of any third parties, such as a partnership, association trusts
joint venture Corporation subgroup, or any other
organization that might help you to access your funds.
Yeah, well, this is pretty Yeah, it's the way it is right now. If
you're just a plain old American citizen with minding your own
business, you can It's almost impossible to get an overseas
bank account now.
I'm just waiting until they until they cut mine off. Now I
have one with
your bank account
so I have a Dutch bank account and yeah, this is like 1000
euros or something in there, which I've just kind of had you
know, if we go over to Hall and then we have some local money
because they don't take credit cards and your debit card won't
work. You have to have a Dutch pin card. And so we had that
when we had our had our wedding, but they have to report every
single transaction to the United States federal rollease And in
fact, you know, I did my taxes last weekend. Finally the
October 16 deadline or whatever it is, and I don't know if Mimi
told you this but now you have to any accounts you have you
have to list but they also have a special Pay Pal form. Did you
know that? Yeah. I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, there it is. We're all doomed.
Well, this is why the ribbon stand the cash cash, cash and
Adderall. That's the ticket. I say my friend. Cash and
Adderall. Everybody we took the show a little bit long but of
course you deserve that after we had such a lovely birthday
donation segment. Birthday. The fifth anniversary of the no
agenda show is on the 26th of october so you can still get
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Li we know there's guys that could afford that but you I'm
sure they're smart enough to figure out if that we will take
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I do it for
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I'd still do it for free. So we will be here on Sunday and we'll
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