I just grew hair in my eyes. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
Thursday, August 23 2012 times you're getting donation media
assassination episode 437.
This is no agenda preparing for civil
war in Texas against mosquitoes from the capital of the drone
Star State costume tea house in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam
curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where we have no mosquitoes. I'm
John C. Dvorak. Kill
the stinger. We're back with a stinger. Yeah. Oh, man. We're
all gonna die.
So they're gonna have this. You should read that thing about the
Texas judge. Yeah, I
have the clip. You want to hear him?
Yeah, I want to hear it because I read it about it. But this is
another distraction. It's a good one.
This is a very good one. This is. This is from the homeless
second.
Where is he? Where's where's the judge? I think he put him in
here. Hold on a second. Well, that's interesting. I have this
one all set up.
Listen, ironic beginning of the show.
This is this is not how it's supposed to be. Is this crazy?
Oh, I'm now starting to worry that some of my clips got messed
up.
Oh, no, I want to start the show over may we do it tomorrow. No,
no.
Tomorrow. I gotta do the show tomorrow. Let me just see. Let
me just see what this one. So this is a judge in Lubbock,
Texas,
Lubbock. The goes to law make which we drove
by we drove by Lubbock,
it's you see dusty. It live any donors from Lubbock? I don't
think so. I think we do have a donor from Lubbock actually so
dusty in Lubbock that when you try to type something in the
computer is all like dust gets in there and outside the
machine.
I have a feeling that we do have listeners from Lubbock. So
anyway, he's trying to raise taxes by one and a half percent.
And, yeah, see, I knew it. There's something very wrong
with with my clips, man.
Well, okay, well, I can go let's go to a
no. Now I want to play the clip.
I'm sure you do. But I'm very
concerned. Maybe I put it in. You put it in here. Wow, John,
this is not good.
Well, you can't hear it. I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got I got it. I'm sorry. Good. Okay, here
we go. He's
gonna try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States
to the UN. We had what's going to happen when that happens. I'm
thinking worst case scenario, right? Understand civil unrest,
civil disobedience, Civil War, and maybe and we're not talking
just a few riots here and demonstrations. We're talking.
We're talking Lexington and Concord, take up arms and get
rid of the guy. Okay, now, what's going to happen if we do
that? If the public decides to do that? He's gonna send in UN
troops. I don't want them in Lubbock County. Okay, so I'm
gonna stay in front of their purse, armored personnel carrier
and say, You're not coming in here. And the sheriff, I've
already asked him, I said, you're gonna back me. He said,
Jamek. Yeah. Well, I don't want a bunch of rookies. Sure. True.
I want trained, equipped seasoned veteran officers to
back me.
When do you agree with the judge? I think his theories are
unrealistic. The reality is a tax hike that will provide an
additional $832,433 coupled with about a $2 million cut to make
these numbers work. Citizens come
to come to grab your military styled ak 47 Obama is handing
over the country to the UN may go back home now.
So anyway, let me get this straight. Oh, so this guy wants
this is a this is I've never seen a pitch like this. It's
one of the stories. It's one of the best pitches ever.
It was more taxes for the people for his first Sheriff's
Department. He wants more money for his group. So to defend that
area against the attack of the Obama un take over military
Yeah, now let's assume that's just that's just daydream for a
minute and just say that yeah, all hell breaks loose.
Oh, wait a second. Hold on. Let me Daydream for a second let's
do this properly. all hell is breaking loose.
all hell's breaking loose. So So he calls up to you and we have
an army Hello. We have drones. Maybe they could just blow this
guy out of the water in five seconds. He's not going to be
defending anything. Just they get an F 14 fighter strike at
you know, bringing them bringing Gonna be you know a stealth
bomber. I mean, come on. That's not
the point. That's how we talk in Texas John, this is this is man
talking whoa hard this guy man.
Well, of course CNN and everybody picks this up as
Republican radical crazy, crazy, crazy Republicans they all nuts,
nuts
and really you know, because there's a whole there's like two
minutes more to that entire interview and really it's you
know he wants you know there's he needs more material and
materiel he's looking for seven more troopers, you know, the
whole bunch of things, and we're really taught was to
create his own little police. He does.
That's what we do in Texas. We get it we take care of our own
boy, I don't understand that. Take care of my own here in
Texas. Yeah, it's pretty funny. And it is of course, man,
there's so many distractions going on. In fact, I should just
play the jingle. Right off the top. Yeah, look over here.
Nothing to see. Look at that. Number one
top of the list has got to be this. For those of you who are
not in Gitmo nation, proper here in the United States of Gitmo.
It's got to be this Todd Aiken legitimate rape thing.
Which what it is, which has an
interesting connotation, though. It has all kinds
of connotations. And I'm not actually absolutely sure if he
knows what he said off. I mean, he was just as the some I know
guys like this, he is a no nothing blowhard. And he's just
yakking away and he's just off, and he's messed up. Because what
he did where he knows nothing, he doesn't know the
sensitivities of anybody. It's completely out of touch with the
popular culture. And he just starts blathering because he
likes to hear himself talk
on and not even on a local on a on a national news channels to
some local thing. Which makes it even funnier. So let me play the
quote, which is about 30 seconds. And then there's a
couple other things that I found. Interesting that as it
relates to the definition of rape,
what about in the case of rape? Should it be legal or not? Well,
you know,
people always want to try and make that as one of those
things. So how do you how do you slice this particularly tough
sort of ethical question? It seems to be first of all, from
what I understand from doctors, that's really rare. If it's a
legitimate rape. The female body has ways to try to shut that
whole thing down. But let's assume that maybe that didn't
work or something. You know, I think there should be some
punishment. The punishment ought to be on the rapist switch and
not attacking the child.
Wait a minute, hey, woman,
she's got to switch. Hey, woman, you're brilliant dude is
switching working. Switching, we click click, click, click, like,
hey,
so of course, what this is about is about abortion once again.
And the word
actually didn't back up a second. This is about two
things. Abortion is a n issue. The second one is the
controversy over Ryan versus Romney's attitude about
abortion. No, it isn't just about abortion. You're right.
No,
thank you. However, what we're seeing now is a couple of
interesting things. So first of all, let's just look at the word
rape because I always find when someone's defining, right, that
word, I like to look it up. And I look it up on in the
dictionary. Rape is so it's a noun, obviously, already, I
guess it can also be a verb. But we start with noun, the unlawful
compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have
sexual intercourse. That to me sounds like the definition of
rape, correct?
Absolutely. And it's really shouldn't be used in any other
context.
Now, this is interesting. There are some other definitions,
which I think we should look at any act of sexual intercourse
that is forced upon a person person, we have statutory rape,
which means you are having sex with someone who is a minor, we
have a rape as an act of plunder violent seizure or abuse
despoliation violation such as the rape of the countryside,
this is also an important use of the word rape. Because now of
course, now the word rape is being hijacked, archaic, use the
act of seizing and carrying off by force, than we have the verb
to force to have sexual intercourse to plunder, to cease
take or carry off by force. And this dates back to the 13th
century.
Interested interrupt you for a second? Yeah. So the Amtrak
train is going by right I can see it down the hill.
I mean, my rape sequence man who gives a crap about you're
going one mile an hour, and he would go on it sorry. That's how
you're saying high speed rail. Here it comes.
So when he's talking about a legitimate rape, and this is all
about abortion, and by the way, you'll you'll see in a moment
that the word abortion and the act of abortion is now
synonymous to health care, women's health care, which I
find very interesting how this is turning and twisting in our
Yeah, in the media. So now let's go over to get my nation east
where we have another rape case. And this is interesting because
this is the rape case against Julian Assange who is being
accused of rape by not one but I believe two Swedish ladies and
this is the entire case of his the entire reason for his
extradition to Sweden. I believe these two may be related. Here's
George Galloway, who was a member of parliament. He has a
podcast, which is very interesting, the video podcast,
he does it in black and white with like a David Letterman
microphone. He's a real blowhard. And he's, he's a
commie, I think, right, John is at listen to what he has to say.
Don't do because what I'm going to say it's going to be
controversial. Somebody has to say this, because he kind of
reign of intellectual terror has now descended upon this issue,
at least in Britain, and I suspect elsewhere in the Western
world. Let me tell you that I think that Julian Assange, his
personal sexual behavior is sorted. Disgusting. I condemn
it.
If the allegations made by these two women were true. 100% true.
And even if a camera in the room captured them,
they don't constitute rape, at least not rape, as anyone with
any sense can possibly recognize it. And somebody
has to say this. Let's take woman a woman, a met Julian
Assange, invited them back to her flat, gave them dinner, went
to bed with them, had consensual sex with them. claims that she
woke up to him having sex with her again.
Something which can happen?
It can happen, you know. So is that a legitimate rape John, or
the legitimate rape is the question. I think these these
two sides of the ocean are related in this case, is that a
legitimate rate when you are given dinner, have consensual
sex, you wake up in the morning, and you find that he's still
haven't said you're being penetrated? Is that legitimate?
Or illegitimate?
This is a very interesting question, because this has been
asked on numerous law and order in my American crime shows. And
it's been brought up in the topic. And it's and, you know,
it seems to me, in fact, it was even brought up with a husband
and wife situation, I believe in one story where he was, you
know, having sex with his sleeping wife. And it became a
rape case.
What is that raid this this? Isn't that in any in any non
viable definition of the dictionary?
Tune? I don't see how that's right. But unless it was, unless
somewhere along the line, there was a it was it was met
mentioned by the woman in advance that hey, by the way, I
know some people like to do this sort of thing. Don't bother me
in the morning.
Don't do it, do it. I'm not into that.
And there's other situations where a woman might a, or hint
or even really appreciate getting woken up by sex and and
I would like to point out that women don't like to get woken up
by sex and so does so they like to get woken up by rape by these
standards that the whole this is I would like
to say that a part of the conversation that is not taking
place here is you know, men can also be raped. If forceful sex,
physical force duress to have sexual intercourse now you can
also get really drunk. I'm just playing devil's advocate here.
You can go home with someone with a woman. And you know, and
she looked really good after 10 beers. But the next morning,
you're waking up and she's having sex with you? And you're
like, oh, no, you know, you want to, you know, one of these where
you want to chew your arm off instead of removing your your
arm from under her pillow. And that could also then in this
case, be right. But the President luckily, who has not
appeared before the press corps for months, decides to come out
and speak about this
issue, which was because this is so important in the scheme of
things, which by the way, it
was scripted. As you'll see, if you go to the show notes, 437
dot n a show notes.com. You'll see that he is continuously
reading off of his piece of paper. But here's what he had to
say. And I found that it widened the definition even more.
Well. Let me let me first of all say the music's Westworld
ffensive Rape is rape,
rapist rape, let's use. Let's take that as a woman just mark
that down. Rape is rape. However the President seems to think
there are more forms of rape.
Well, wait, no, it can't be because he just said rape is
right. Listen, thank you been here all week, listen,
and the idea that we should be parsing and qualifying and
slicing. What types of rate we're talking about doesn't make
sense to the American people.
Hold on a second, we're having this exact conversation. I think
it is very important to define this or tried to define or at
least have the conversation. Mr. President, please elaborate,
and certainly doesn't make sense to me. So what I think these
comments do underscore is why we shouldn't have a bunch of
politicians, a majority of whom are men, making healthcare
decisions on behalf of women.
So there is the translation from abortion to health care
decisions.
Yes, this is the old abortion argument slipped into side
notes, by the way.
Which by the way, ever since I've been on this planet. I can
I can only recall presidential elections that come down to
this. It's always about abortion, about women's rights,
but now it's female health care. That apparently is abortion.
And so although these particular comments have have led Governor
Romney and other Republicans
to distance themselves, I'm still going to screw him right
here from the podium.
I think the underlying notion that we should be making
decisions on behalf of women for their health care decisions, or
qualifying forcible rape or forcible rape.
Hold on a second.
He's just parsed the rape thing. I know that rape was rape,
no. Do you have forcible rape? What is not unfortunate? I mean,
so there's two different kinds of rape.
He just said there wasn't. John, He
just said he overrode his original comment by saying that
there's something called forcible rape versus non
forcible versus non forcible rape.
There's two kinds now what is he can he make up his mind?
What is non forcible rape? Okay. I'm sorry, I'm very confused.
And I think that this does warrant a conversation. Not to
mention that now rape and leading to abortion is a woman's
healthcare issue which men have no say in the whole. We are so
screwed up in this country. We are so completely screwed up. I
mean, if a woman says no, that's a consent, I think consent
consensual sex, I think that's where you can get into a dress.
Right? Dress that if it was in unconsented, your Sybil that
would be duress but to say but to say this forcible and non
forcible rape. I find that weird.
Well, I find this whole thing to be a tedious. In fact, I had a
clip I was gonna run later, but I might as well run it now.
Since we're on this topic, which is Glenn Eiffel on the idiot
Aiken from democracy say I'm gonna say this for a little
later in the show because it leads better into some into our,
our donation segment. Then let me finish let me finish this up
because there was a done another distraction of the week that I
found interesting and a contrast to the rape stuff.
Go ahead. I have a couple but
Well, I think it because it was interesting to me that JC didn't
even know this was going on. But I think that the the Aiken rape
story, which took over our became our distraction of the
week, didn't hold the candle to the the clip here is yes, the
skittish Brits.
Now this was a great distraction of
the week. A great distraction of the week for the Brits. Yes,
he was last seen in Britain at the closing ceremony of the
Olympic Games. With the world looking on. Prince Harry was
there as the Queen's personal representative. A few days
later, and a very different Harry was on display in Las
Vegas in a swimming pool in a nightclub. He was there with
friends on what officials say was a short break from his
military duties. But it was what happened later in his hotel
suite that's causing acute embarrassment to the third in
line to the British throne. And American gossip website
published photographs of Prince Harry naked, apparently playing
strip billions. A woman companion also appears to be
naked. The mainstream media here in Britain has so far chosen not
to publish the photographs. Mindful no doubt that Lord
Justice Leveson is currently writing his report on the
British press. Yeah.
First of all, it couldn't it cannot be stripped Billiards in
Las Vegas. Let's get one thing straight. It can be strip pool.
B.
There's I really I agree with you. I doubt seriously. There's
a true billiards table. Yeah. In a suite in any of the hotels in
Las Vegas. Nobody even knows what billiards is generally
speaking, although, like a lot of the strip games, it does
involve balls,
or balls. So the BB so what's interesting is a couple things
interesting about this one is that the British press has
entirely shut down when it comes to showing these pictures. And
the pictures are pretty tame. Although I look at the picture
and the caption says, Here's Prince Harry giving a girl a
bear hug from behind. I'm like, No, that would be rape. That's
what I'm seeing as he's penetrating, but okay, or
whatever you do, or don't want to say, but when you see the BBC
have been just following their distraction. Here's one of their
stories. Is it normal to drink and end up naked? I mean,
really, BBC, there's a big debate over whether British
newspapers should be allowed to show the image of the prince
naked and a Las Vegas hotel room, reportedly with a group of
women. And then it says it's quite normal. It's quite normal
to be 28 and get naked after a drink. The whole thing is about,
it's not you know, we blame our nakedness on drink. And that's
why did it the nudity, this official, this expert says all
feels a bit naughty and deliberate breach of taboo. Some
people will have a drink or a cigarette because it seems like
a slightly naughty thing to do. I wouldn't put it in this
category. The idea is you're more vulnerable. It's all up
front and barriers are down. There's some sense that you're
more open and connected with people kept the prints was very
connected to that girl. So I think there's two things going
on. One, as you heard at the end of the report, because of the
whole Murdoch phone hacking scandal, the entire British
press is on lockdown, and they're very afraid to I'm
pretty sure this was a gay orgy.
And that's funny. I had the same sense. Really? Yeah.
I've gotten I've gotten several reports.
I mean, Prince Harry, in fact, did recently he's even talks
about in fact, he said in one of the in an interview, I believe
that he's not gay.
I just say no boys. I'm not gay. I just want I want to put that
out there.
And then if you look up in fact, you type if you go to Google go
Prince Harry gay you run into the sort of some of this issue
shows up. But
anyway, it was it was a big distraction and a good one, but
I don't think it was a planned one. But wow, it's so tiring to
have to go and find news amidst
a gay sex attack and April 2 2012 on it, Prince, Harry's
army base. Base maybe gay whatever the case is. Either
here nor there. But yeah, I think it was a this was a this
was this was premeditated. This was put out there for the
purposes of making Prince Harry look not gay.
Oh, okay. I like that one. Look, look, he's bear hugging a woman.
He can't possibly be gay.
And he's playing strip poker billiards strips Villiers with a
bunch
of female that's a manly games.
billiard balls in the manly game, anyway.
And the morning to you there John C. Dvorak up there morning
to you Adam curry in the morning all ships at sea boots on the
ground subs in the water, all the knights who have supported
the show over the years, and all the people that have their feet
in the air as we speak.
Yes. And ankles in the straps. And of course artists who always
do a great job for us at origin, our generator.com Thank you very
much, Nick, the RAT for the previous episodes, artwork,
wrapping up the hot pockets 2009 tour, John. Where did we leave
off? We left off and I was in. Where was I? New Mexico, right
in Albuquerque?
Yeah, you were in Albuquerque, and then the back of a meth
capital of the world. And you're on your way to Clovis.
And so we hauled out to Clovis, and we stayed with de Margaret
and Sir Kent and his lovely family. And it was so nice job.
So Clovis is basically an Air Force town, I think was it was
at Hill Air Force Base No, not Hill was an Air Force town. And
it was quite a drive actually. Do you remember you were talking
about the New Mexico lightning?
Oh, you got to see it. Oh, my God. Not I tell you. Not. So we
are in an Air Force base.
We're right at the cannon. Thank you. We're at Santa Rosa. I
think it was Santa Rosa. And at that point, you know, you
basically turn off the main drag to drive another two hours to
Clovis. And and Mickey was driving and she's like, Would
you mind driving? And by the way, every cloud to Mickey was a
tornado. And it was funny
because I'm looking at a couple of these positive like tornadoes
there.
I'm looking like, damn, she might be right. Is that a
tornado? I don't know. I wouldn't even say I know. I
don't know, it looked pretty, pretty big. You could see walls
on both sides. And we got caught in hail. It was It was
outrageous, just the weather. And by the way, this is of
course, because of the rain stick.
I'm now completed. What happened?
Well, you know, I've been driving with this thing. This
thing has been in the sin bin. So let's push it around spin
shake. And I think the way it works is there is essentially a
six to 12 hour delay. And I can tell you why. After shaking it
and making it rain. So we were at Sur Kenton and de Margaret's
place and lovely family they got a six year old six months six
week old human resource. They took care of they Margaret used
to have a huge ranch with all with tons of cattle. And she had
to sell them all because she couldn't feed them anymore
because of the drought and more about that later on in the show.
And which was very sad. And you know, so she basically I told
her Hey, this let's open an RV park. I know how to run these
things now and we'll open up the first swinging wife swapping RV
park. And she's like, you know, pray for rain, pray for rain. So
it hasn't rained in in weeks, if not months in Clovis. It rains
nearby but never really in Clovis. We leave and we get a
text message about six hours later. She's I can't believe it.
It rained in Clovis. So now I'm thinking the stick. There's
something to it. So we come back. We're back in Austin. And
then we're unpacking the bin and I get the stick. And it was
really muggy. Like it had to rain but yeah, I knew it was
raining up north a little more towards Dallas, but not not
where we were. And Mickey's like Please shake the stick. Take
your stick boy make it rain. He's
talking about the rain stick though. Right?
So I I shake the stick. And yeah, nothing happens. Then it's
five o'clock in the morning. I'm awakened by an unbelievable
rainstorm. And and the pillows on the furniture outside. We're
still out so I get up. It's 435 o'clock. The rain is raining
straight down. There's so there's no wind, it's not going
sideways. So it's not even coming onto the porch. Like wow,
this is a pretty big storm. So I go on to the Doppler radar. All
of Texas no rain. Not this is not even on our radar. I'm like
refreshing refreshing. Then finally it shows up this storm.
This rainstorm is right over Lake Travis right over our
house. It just appears out of nowhere and in all of Texas
there is no rain. It rains for an hour and stops. So I am
convinced that I have the power
might it's possible Stranger things have happened. So we need
to test this now. I
have now my my gentleman there with you. I have
I have Yes, I have it. But before you do that, tell tell
people again what the lightning is like in New Mexico. It's
outrageous. Isn't it more outrageous than any lightning
you've ever seen?
Yeah, yeah. I'd have to say, yeah.
I've seen lightning all over the world. And I've seen New Mexico
lightning in New Mexico. Lightning is astonishing. And
it's and it's and it's consistent. And it's easy to
watch. And it's just boom, boom, boom, boom. Beautiful.
The flashes are just beyond belief.
Yeah, they're huge. There was I was in Santa Fe once when
they're having lightning first time I saw a good lightning
storm there. And I went outside this restaurant and watch it it
was just boom, boom, boom, and he would go boom, and then the
whole town would go dark. Yeah. Because it took out the power.
Now of course, and then two seconds later, the town pops
back up. Apparently they have circuit breakers designed for
light
turns back on. Interesting. Yeah. So
it goes out and comes back down to three boom or GUP That's
hilarious. Anyway, that's New Mexico.
So, here's the belief, the bulletin. I don't know if if I
can make it rain everywhere or only where the rain stick is
physically present. So we're going to
think, well, I don't know. I mean, it has great Well,
well, we're streaming you know, this, this this internet waves,
you know,
you did this before you will you've made a bunch of racket
with this thing and it didn't start may rain here and I'm well
number one on the agenda when
it comes. Okay. Do you want rain Do you want right
here? Well, it's not gonna rain here because we don't have rain
in the summer. Okay,
but just for purposes of this test, you want to right, right.
Okay. So, within six to 12 hours, it should be raining, at
least in Austin, at least in Austin, and hopefully in the
northern Silicon Valley, and anywhere else where you want it
to rain ready, and we go whoa, by the power of the rain stick.
God I think it's raining now. Oh, wait, that's the stick. I
figured three shades.
One, two, and
sounds like you're paying.
The by the way, if you go on the Googles, and you try to find out
any history about the rain stick. The internet is ruined.
There's like II how how to ask answer question.com or net, how
to make rain sticks out of dowels, paper towels, bullcrap.
And only unlike native america.com, where you see one
paragraph that says, Oh, this stupid Indians believe they
could make it rain. I'm looking for like, you know, rain chance.
I'm, you know, how do you use it? Since when did the rain
stick become such as such an incredible instrument. It's not
an incredible instrument. It falls under the percussion.
family of instruments. It's not a great instrument is a dominant
instrument. You can't like play different notes.
No, it's not even it's just a noisemaker. But if you Google
rainstick,
it will tell you it's an instrument, a musical instrument
in the percussion family.
Now it's just a brain stick from where because I think they
really originated in Africa.
No, apparently the South America,
Chile and Chile, Chile and rainstick Chilean,
and this could be something that the Incas or some, you know, the
Aztecs, the Incas, and this was meant to be the Aztecs but it
could be the Incas this was made by our producer in Salt Lake
City. And of course now my Her name is eluding the Mickey will
miss Miko hopefully texted to me in a moment. And she made she
hand makes him I have to say it has a hole. I think it's in the
symbols, I think that the magical symbols is, is what does
it's hand painted. It really is. As when it comes to rain sticks.
It's a beautiful stick. It's a really nice looking stick. So
you know, what if it What if it works? I could travel around the
country just making it rain everywhere.
Yeah, you'd probably be making more money than we're making.
On that tip, we have done the final analysis of the no agenda,
hot pockets 2009 tour, financial fiasco, I can
let you know right up the gut. There's nothing going on in this
part of the country that you have. You get the big turnouts,
like you wouldn't Connecticut for Pacific. Well should do the
North East corridor. We
also had to pay for the bin remember? Yeah. So we had to pay
for the bin and for the gas are pretty much at a loss on the
tour. Of course. In no way can we say that we had a loss
because we met some amazing people had some great
experiences made rain all the way home. It was great to meet
to our producers to be grounded once again. And to know that
everyone is prepared. Every single one of our producers is
prepared. Yeah, even day Margaret's armed. She bought
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similar quality. walkie talkies better. Shut up. requires to
have the bleep the Roger
beep i Did you get me? Did you get me good buddy. Could you
hear me? Um, I think I've discovered a fantastic
opportunity for us, John. Which comes at a good time, of course,
in fact, yet it is yet another no agenda, money making
investment scheme that we will absolutely take no action on and
be kicking ourselves over later. How does that sound?
It sounds just like what we do
sounds par for the course, par for the course. So I've been
seeing the following reports I just picked one at random. And
on a hunch, I started to Google around and see if my my
intuition would pay off. Here's an example of a big conversation
we're having right now. I certainly in the United States,
but probably worldwide, although in the US, it's a little more
ingrained in our legal system.
With record drought destroying crops across the country, corn
prices are up 60%, causing a worldwide ripple effect.
Governors from Maryland, Delaware, North Carolina and
Arkansas Democrats all have now asked the EPA to waive the 10%
ethanol requirement for gasoline it's
universally acknowledged that ethanol is raising the prices of
food. It's not lowering the prices of gas it may in fact be
raising the prices of gas and it's having devastating
environmental effects in terms of coastal pollution.
Coastal dead zones may be increasing because of the runoff
from fertilizer intensive corn crops. The Director General of
the UN Food and Agriculture Organization Jose Grazia de
Silva, has called for a suspension of ethanol mandates
to during the price spikes and US corn exports may lead to
starvation in the poorest of nations, yet the administration
has not yet acted to waive the mandate.
What I can tell you is that the EPA has made clear that they're
working closely closely rather with the Department of
Agriculture to keep an eye on yields.
So this is going all the way to the top. This is a big
conversation, and they will
evaluate all the relevant information when assessing that
situation. When
asked recently about waiving the mandate. Deputy White House
Communications Director Jen Psaki said this of President
Obama's ethanol view, quote, he absolutely believes in it, he
thinks it's a driver of the economy here at a key component
of renewable energy. In 2008, the EPA denied a similar waiver
request from Texas Governor Perry,
it's a combination of politics, a lack of desire not to look
weak.
Alright, so the report goes on a bit longer. But the point is
made the conversation right now is there's a mandate in the
United States of Gitmo nation to have a minimum of 10%, which the
EPA just won a court case it will increase to 15% of ethanol
in gasoline, which and I'm so happy I do this program with
you, John, because you actually understand this stuff, you
understand the blends how it works, but also the policy
behind it is interesting. The ethanol is made primarily from
it has to be made from biofuels that is part of the mandate. And
this is now made from corn. Which is interesting because
it's not like the way I understand it. It's not like you
make ethanol from corn and there's no food for cattle it's
actually a byproduct so it's just the expense of it. Because
we've had a bad crop this year probably do more to Monsanto
than any drought is my suspicion. So question number
one for you, John. Ethanol. What does it do your gasoline because
you basically just dilute your gasoline with water would or
could you pee in your tank? Would it make any difference?
Does ethanol is ethanol actually something that burns? I mean, is
this something no it was actually
quite a good fuel it does. It has the drawback to ethanol is
and it's it has high octane it's a good product but people don't
like it because you mean 10% less energy per gallon than
gasoline and outstanding
product is what you mean. Sorry, you're not a good product and
outstanding product.
It's an outstanding product I believe I like ethanol putting a
little bit in the gasoline for one or two reasons One of them
is for one thing it's extremely hygroscopic which means it's
except water and generally speaking most Americans have
water that accumulates in their gas tank it usually sits at the
bottom and stays there and starts to rust the tank up and
it causes all kinds of problems.
Now part of this debate John is that it takes more energy to
create ethanol than ethanol delivers Is this true?
I believe that the corn process yes i believe i don't know i but
I've the numbers I've seen indicated it does take more
energy than it's worth especially the moving it around.
But I'm not so sure that that's true with the cane sugar are the
king version of ethanol which is the stuff they make in Brazil. I
think you can make money with that one. Yeah, it's a loser.
Yeah, there's
again that's what I want to hear. It's a loser. Okay. So why
was this law created?
Well, I if if it was me doing the deconstruction just off the
top of my head, I would assume it was the corn lobbying Yeah,
for some easy government. Honey eggs? Exactly. They got it. And
here's what's going to happen. I have a prediction because this
is gonna go down. Well,
hold on to your prediction for a second. No, actually, I'd love
to hear your prediction.
My prediction is that because of the event, by the way, I had a
clip last week, we didn't run it. This, this drought and
shortage that we're coming up with crop shortage is duplicated
in Russia, which is not recorded in United States. But Russia has
the same exact problem. Okay. And so there's going to be a
huge problem in the report that I had it was the Koreans are
freaked out about this. And they're the ones because they,
the Koreans only have 27% of their food supply from Korea,
which they think is terrible, but they have to import a lot of
stuff. And they import from us mostly. Beef, the import of
grain. Let's go. They're the ones pushing for the drop does
the ethanol bullcrap.
So let's go back to your original thesis, which I agree
with that this was the corn lobby, the corn lobby said
What's better than feeding cows is feeding everybody's car that
will be awesome. And they got all kinds of subsidies. And now
of course, corn is at $6 a bushel a bundle, a barrel. A
barn, what does it say a bushel $6 A bushel, which is very
expensive. So what could we do? Well, I mean, if there's if
there's a lobby, that really needs help right now, and this
was my hunch, if there's a lobby that really needs help, right
now, how could we really make these guys blow us? Like really,
really blow us give them some subsidies to make them blow us
even more by taking out their false teeth. And at the same
time look like heroes because we save the world from starvation.
And I was thinking isn't actually
is running. It looks like it's running $8 A bushel.
So it's, it's heating up. Here's, here's my prediction for
the Red Book. And I'm very happy and this is what you want to
write down John. The company is Celanese c e l a n e s e. And
here's a report from just six weeks ago on Fox News with the
CFO of Celanese. So did you know
you can use natural gas to make ethanol we were just talking
about what we could use all this cheap natural gas for selling
his corporation has technology now to do that to make ethanol
from natural gas and they say it's cheaper than corn. Stephen
sterren is Celanese Corporation CFO and the president of their
advanced Field Division. He joins us from Dallas, thank you
so much for joining us, because I have covered energy for a long
time. And I did not know that you could use natural gas to
make ethanol Are there a lot of people out there doing this?
Hi, Melissa, thanks for having me on. It's really an honor to
be with you. It's not a surprise that a lot of people don't know
about this, because this breakthrough is a recent that
new breakthrough for Celanese and it's proprietary to our
technology base.
So there is my hunch paying off there is technology to create
ethanol from natural gas, which now is under $3 a mega but and
it has to be at least $3 For to make sense. We've got all this
infrastructure all these pipelines being put in place.
What better scenario can you imagine then? Stop the presses
save the world feed everybody lower the price of corn push the
subsidies over here we've got it we have all this natural gas
which will still be you know, it's going to benefit everybody
because once the price goes up good doesn't just go up in
America goes up everywhere. Every buddy frickin rocks. We
finally got natural gas at a price where we can clean up
Yeah, part of the great natural gas scam. By the way, there's
another company called carbon science is do you
want to unplug your microphone? Oh, okay. You can because I sent
you to a website you're still using Firefox or whatever or
chrome and then it went Oh, helium How long does it take to
unplug the microphone again back Yeah, me? Yeah, my back. Yeah.
You're back. Hello. Hello. Hello.
I'll be back in a second. Okay. Meanwhile hear me Yeah, I
can hear you no problem. Yeah.
Oh, okay. Well, here's the point. Carbon sciences another
company which I did go I just hit a video yeah, this would
cause the problem but this work I do I sound okay. You sound
good. This is what it is this damn audio has got a bad driver.
Okay, so carbon sciences turns natural gas into gasoline when
that'd be like a better solution and running on this low energy
methanol and
but that's the next step. First, we've got to get because they'll
get the subsidies. For the ethanol, and then once it all
they need is the price to go. We've been tracking this for
months now, John, all we need is the price for natural gas to go
up. These guys have been trying everything. There's too much of
it. The the what better way than to have the government help you
set the price? Yeah, that's true. Put it in the Red Book.
I don't know, what am I putting in the Red Book? Does it What's
your prediction? You did the corn guys are going to get more
money? No. That's That's my point. No,
no, no, that the natural gas guys will be allowed to make
ethanol that will then already allow Oh, there any No, they're
not allowed. They're not allowed. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong
Wrong. Listen,
for words. But let me ask you, you say that there is one thing
that standing in the way though this is kind of the important
point is that the government is blocking you from doing this
versus making ethanol out of corn? Is that true?
Yeah. You know, that's really the unfortunate part. You know,
as we think that technology like this, you know, you mentioned
having plentiful natural gas, but trying to find a way to use
the natural gas. We can do that today. Our technology is ready
to go. In fact, because of the renewable fuel standard. We're
not allowed to participate in the market in the United States.
But we've gotten tremendous interest from other countries
around the world. And we're ready. Yeah, we're already
building a plant in China. That will start up next year. But you
know, we really want to see this technology be considered in the
US because it is it adds jobs 1000s of jobs per facility. When
you do the concert, there you
go. It's not a biofuel.
But that doesn't you can't make it. Yeah, but it was everybody's
talking about dissipating in some government money skank you
this is what I'm talking about. This is the legislation that
will come down.
It's just this I'm telling you, this would be a troll,
while da. But this is a money making opportunity.
Get throwing money around and make this bullcrap fuels and
losing our act and the process the taxpayers are doing the
whole, the economy's in a tailspin. And this sort of thing
should be stopped immediately. Yeah, but that
would make sense and that that is not going to happen.
And yeah, natural gas is really cheap right now. It's amazingly
cheap. It's so cheap, that is almost depressed. And you can do
a lot with it, you can make gasoline out of it, you can make
methanol out of it, you can make ethanol out of it. You know it's
a hydrocarbon that with the same with the same chains of carbons
and hydrogens that go right through it goes right to a
refinery you can crack it and punch it and kick it and it
comes out whatever you want it to be.
All I'm saying is that they need to have this they need the
tipping point to get the gas price up. And this will be the
tipping point the process and by the way, this is why I say
Celanese or whatever that other company is we've got to invest
in them because it's gonna go there's going to skyrocket it's
going to skyrocket once this has been approved because they
apparently have patented the process is a Dallas company
Hello
Dallas companies are all in the oil somehow or other
and then of course we can run our cars entirely on natural gas
I mean, obviously and let me ask you another question. If natural
gas is so cheap, why is propane so expensive?
That I do not know
propane is outrageously expensive if you want to get
just a bottle of propane for
I know I think we brought this up before No I don't know
actually would know it was it was Horowitz you brought it up
on the DHA unplugged show. Yeah, so what was mentioned about the
fact that those little cans that you put on your barbecue are
tripled in price in the
last like 27 bucks or 30 bucks just for a refill. Yeah, there's
there's no way Is there is there 10 Mega buttes in that
Yeah, well it's probably a scam scam involved here.
Anyway, I'm gonna keep my eye on it because I think that I think
that that's what's gonna happen is they're gonna say okay to
alleviate all these problems with food because we're all
starving that's what they're saying we're starving. The world
is starving. We're gonna let we're gonna change the rules so
that the natural gas guys can also be a part of the government
scam, which is going up to 15% ethanol and the gasoline and you
can make that from natural gas we're going to see this big
Bonanza the price of natural gas will go up.
Okay, so Celanese Corporation selling at $41.17 as we speak,
and it's been as high as 50 recently. Let's take a look at
the maximum and look at the board of directors for a second
let me see who's on crashed big time in 2008. Well, that's when
the gas prices crash already skyrocketed back. It's pretty
high. Now. I don't know if it's gonna go crazy.
Let's see James Bartlett. He used to be tell us this. Oh, VC.
Oh, Galileo. He was a part of Galileo International. Wasn't
that the sky? am the scam guy the Indian guy?
I don't know that I don't know doesn't ring a bell see you know
the
director here Life Technologies Corporation global finance.
McKinsey because pretty good directors they've got here three
M Corporation
was something's kind of up because the giveaway here is the
for example the chief financial officer makes a million Chief
Operating Officer he's 1.4 million the CEO Yeah 5000 Yeah.
And how many stock options that's what that's the point. So
obviously he's betting on the car. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm only
gonna take that like Bill. Steve Jobs done as Bill Gates. I don't
even get back get paid $10 a year. Yeah. You know what
bullcrap.
And look what got him now six feet under.
Bell jobs now gates negates cops. Right. So anyway. All
right. Well, it's a good bet I'll put Celanese down as some
news
Yes, I'm gonna discuss that with Horowitz William. Where's his
scam idea, by the way, he was gonna he had some idea for us
as an app, so no there's no money. I mean, $100 a year on
this app, it'd be a miracle.
Go back inside, don't worry all as well. There will be no app.
Login gonna make an app. There's no money in apps. Please.
He likes the idea. Okay. So it will be discussed at a future
date when but as it goes further along, anyway, so where are we?
Well, we're somewhere in the middle. We're at the corn thing
okay. Yeah. All right. I got a couple stories then. All right.
Oh, by the way, I got a clip for you for your collection of
evergreen sound effects Oh, oh, let
me see if I can find it. No
evergreen guns
i Yes, we needed this one
oh, that's that's a horrible cut off
you can you can round it off yourself you got an editor not
gonna sit there and fine tune the thing for you. Change you
want me to change you I can I can make it so it sounds
perfect. It produced it a little bit. I mean,
I did produce it's called clip
now see doesn't work. It doesn't work. It worked for me. Thanks.
So
now there's the story. You know the story about the blasphemy
the little girls who apparently this was a horrible story, but
it's but it's interesting because they leave out some of
the details in the American media. There's a little 11 year
old apparently who has been arrested in Pakistan for
blasphemy even though she didn't do anything and but what she was
caught her neighbor some the house or the landlord from the
shack, they they live in a you know a hellhole. Impact
standard.
That's the sound effect.
It's not bad. Distant guns in the distance. Apparently saw her
throwing out the garbage or something and there was a not a
Koran, but a study guide to the Quran that had burnt pages. So
he immediately I'm trying to believe that could have had all
these clips. He decided to turn around to the authorities for
blasphemy because she burned the pages. Well, he no he assumed
she did somebody did. But she was throwing it out this study.
What did they do they stone her they were going to the whole
town was going to come in and Lynch her and stone in the spot.
Authorities took her to a high security prison, which now sits
in the family has been removed for their own protection because
the town is up in arms. And this is of course a story that's
getting international attention and the headlines because it
demeans the Pakistanis, which is part of a bigger picture. So net
but but the one little detail for some reason that they
because I guess you have to be careful you don't outrage the
public too much. See if you can spot the detail that is really
been left out of the blasphemy story. In this clip,
State Department spokesperson Victoria Nuland called On
Pakistan to investigate the case in a transparent manner. We
would call on the Pakistanis to have that investigation in a
transparent way. And we think that the President statement is
very, very welcome. And we urge the Government of Pakistan to
protect not just its religious minority citizens, but also
women and girls. Nuland said, Watch the clip. Ah,
that's all I got. That's terrible.
That's Lee's mad that was my punchline. Their whole joke is
missing. Okay, here's now Tell you what it was.
It's the same with a gun clip. And you didn't end it right?
No, this wasn't begun, right? Oh, anyway, so I had to
balanced. It's balanced.
It's balanced. It sucks both ways. Good. Yeah. All right,
tell me.
What was left out of the American story. Some people have
heard this story is that one little girl a little 11 year old
has Down syndrome.
You're kidding me? No. Well, then they should stone her
immediately just for that.
Kid Down syndrome. She's 11. And they got there. They're arrested
for blasphemy. What is wrong with these people?
Well, you know what's really good about that she could work
for the Department of Justice.
Okay, you can take it from here.
Yes, there is. I'm going to bring this up. This is the memo
from the Department of Justice. And they have requested that
what is it called hiring of persons with targeted
disabilities policy is the title of this document. And it's
pursuant to President Obama's executive order 13548, requiring
that federal agencies become model employers of Americans
with disabilities and achieve compliance with President
Clinton's executive order 13163, which calls for an additional
100,000 persons with disabilities to be employed.
targeted disabilities defined, these are the people that they
want to go after to work at the Department of Justice. And I
think it's actually spot on. I think this is exactly the people
that should bring in. People with, let's see, here's the list
and the memos in the show notes. Of course, we always have the
PDFs all markup for you, people has total deafness in both ears
with or without understandable speech. If you bring those in,
people with blindness, the inability to read ordinary size
print not correctable by glasses or no usable vision beyond light
perception. People with epilepsy sorry, people with severe
intellectual disability, I think that's actually for attorney
general that position. Yeah, and my favorite dwarfism. And they
actually said, it is okay to go and recruit these people before
we make this public.
Okay, you get I've never had memo of that. We don't have that
board. But you got the memo of the day on me. There was a
couple of off the wall clips coming up. But this was
a memo of the day, is that unbelievable, or what?
So they want to hire people that can't read or write essentially,
are blind and can't hear. Yeah, well are idiots and our doors I
put them into the Department of Justice and
their horses. Well, I mean, I'm all for people disabilities or
work in the workplace. I have absolutely no problem with that
either. But this seems a little extreme what you're looking for
I mean, I'm maybe somebody in a wheelchair or you're there's all
kinds of disabilities a guy with you know, people with no,
there's a couple of their legs blown off and Afghanistan, you
know, people like that should be hired.
There's, there's, there's, there's more here. Other current
severe physical, intellectual or mental conditions, there was one
people who were mental,
but I couldn't understand why you'd want people that are
mentally disabled. In a government bureaucracy. Well,
maybe it's just because of birds of a feather. I think
the severe intellectual jokes here. Yeah. You think the severe
intellectual disabilities is the best one? That's, you know,
that's what the entire department is.
This is your government at work.
Yeah. And what I don't like about it, is that it
discriminates against a lot of other people. Particularly that
you know, go out and recruit these people before we even make
it public that we're looking for him. Now, that's isn't that
isn't that like reverse discrimination?
It's discrimination period is not reverse. All right. Okay, so
I got a few off the wall things that are interesting. For one
thing, it might as we get into it now, I would choose I heard
this clip I went Okay. Looks like Wesley Clark was right
Lebanon is underway. It's begun as
predicted yes
by government forces. But it's the spillover of violence into
Lebanon, which has the UN appealing for international
support to stop the situation from deteriorating. At least 10
people have been killed and dozens injured in the northern
city of Tripoli in the last few days. Our correspondent Barbara
Platt is there and has filed this report on the fears that
old rivalries may be reignited.
Two days of intense fencing and Triple D PT minority allies
against the majority Sunnis. They live next to each other in
densely populated neighborhoods. Tripoli has seen these flare ups
before the grievances go back decades, gunmen patrolling the
streets claiming to act in defense of their communities.
This give us I am defending my own area. I am just defending
my neighborhood No one comes to threaten us. We are not going to
wait for anyone to protect us
we have to protect ourselves Yeah,
so you cheap bastard that's where you got this the gun sound
effect from the one that you couldn't round it off nicely she
talks over it
a lot to sit there and criticize your co host just gave a Jesus I
just gave it as a gift. I thought it'd be something you'd
appreciate it put it in your arsenal of guns.
It was like a rain oh it was like to see
them I see why you couldn't fix it.
It was like a cigar band not a diamond ring. It wasn't it
wasn't a real gift.
Withdrawal the trouble of cutting it out
spend 30 seconds going oh my muscle just rip this out here.
Oh well it ends kind of funk me do I have to play that again?
How stupid your guns are? Well, this may be part of the reason
why we're ramping up was we've sent another carrier out to I
believe a carrier from Washington State over to the
Middle East four months before the plan deployment that these
these guys and gals on the ships at sea have been on the ships at
sea forever they come home to like finally have a beer you
know to like have a little bit of get some will be and now
they're back on it and Panetta This is the best propaganda
piece I have for today's show. Panetta goes out and and really
rouse him up and listen to the commentary and the propaganda.
In this
top story. This new visit from Defense Secretary Leon Panetta,
he spoke to sailors onboard USS John C Stennis. This morning
came first check. Wittenberg was there. He's lived now in
Bremerton and check the carrier's deployment was bumped
up by four months. Hmm
It definitely was that was a hardship for a lot of families.
And one big reason that Secretary Panetta is here today
to thank this crew would really give them a pep talk before
deployment. You know, we saw a typical Leon Panetta today he's
very laughable laughable he was very smiley was talking he was
it was laughable. This guy really screws up the report. Of
course, what he means is Panetta was in great spirits sending his
his the children of America off to war. You laugh of all. Yeah,
I
mean, great spirits go kids go the
sailors here on board. But he was very serious with his
message. The USS John C Stennis strike group is needed in the
Middle East.
As we start a drawdown process, the fact is, we
love that as we wait, wait, wait. You're kidding me? Yeah,
no,
as we started drawdown process, we're gonna send more troops and
more ships and we're gonna load up the place. Yeah,
exactly. Wow. The fact is still
confront some heavy threats in the world. And you're the ones
that are going to face those threats.
And then they cut into some flaws. Panetta addressed more
than we know, we know from our producers, in the services, they
hate going to these, they don't want to look at this douchebag
they hate the guy. They do not like him at all. He's not an
army guy. He's a spook. They hate him. And they cut him some
applause
2000 sailors at an all hands call to thank them for their
efforts. A lot of folks were excited to
see him. A lot of folks very excited to see him and you see
these these poor sailors going like, what am I doing? Where
did this guy get and make us do now Dennis will join another
carrier
already in the Middle East and Panetta says the strike group
will face threats coming from places like Iran and Syria. He
says we've reached a turning point in the war and the enemy
is severely weakened, but it's been challenged. Are we
at war in the Middle East? Now all of a sudden, we've reached a
turning point in the war. Are we at war with Syria? Are we at war
with Iran? Is that what he said?
And for the men and what he's saying what is he saying? Where
did you get this from
Seattle news here.
Listen aboard the status. They've operated 70% of the time
for the past two years and are now facing these back to back
deployments. But the Secretary says this is the time to show
the world the US is not slowing down. We're gonna kick
your ass measures.
I understand that it's tough. We're asking an awful lot of
each of you. But frankly, you are the best I have. And when
the world calls we have to respond.
saps slave. What world is calling
Hello World. World when the world Calls what world is
calling?
Exactly? Hello Leon is the world calling? Amen. We need the best
you got? Can you send them over? Because the war is at a turning
point? Come on, man, send them over
to OSHA. Let me just make just
so let's go. Let me jump to another clip that's kind of
related, which I think is it's a funny clip today has turned into
an out and out propaganda tool for the Russian government. Yes,
it's gone out of control. Yeah. And so they're doing everything
they can, although they don't have market penetration enough
so to have in nobody's listening to the the shows at all.
Especially not, they're like highly amusing, because it's
like, this is the best you can do. Yeah, they could do a lot
better than that. This is the propaganda pieces called where
they start to discuss the American empire, and how the
Americans are so stupid, by the way, and you don't really get
people on your side in a propaganda stick effort when you
insult them.
contributor to anti. Sorry, yeah. All right, gentlemen,
crosstalk rules in effect, that
means you can jump in anytime you want.
Jonathan, go to you first in Boston, how would you assess the
state of American Empire? Because we have a Democrat in
power, it doesn't look that much different when a Republican was
in power. So what is the state of the American empire in your
mind?
Well, it's nice to be on. And to join this discussion. I think,
the very way you put it American Empire is something that we
don't often hear in the United States, for many people, that
the idea that we have a military empire, despite our 1000 bases
around the world, is a new idea, or one that they might not have
considered at all. But I think,
John, if I can ask you, why is that? Why is that the case? Do
you think? I mean, with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of
mace bases around the world, a global presence of a military
that is not even comparable to any other country in the world
in the history of the world? And Americans don't know about it?
Well, I think in a certain way, that that they don't that if you
ask people, if you ask people, How much we spend and our our
military in our military reach if you ask people how many bases
we have around the world? Most don't know, most are surprised.
But I think that is changing and I think it's changing across the
board as a matter of fact, although he won't win the
Republican nomination for president I think the the
appearance of Ron Paul and the the libertarian sentiment which
is against these foreign interventions on principle.
So here we go. So the one guy the Russian guy, Russian today
guy, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds. And then
they bring in Ron Paul at the end because that that constitute
Hungary. Are you kidding me? This is a classic lame attempt
to turn around and you know, the overall Yeah, we are an empire.
Let's face reality. It's not. It's not news to anybody. It
might be news to some guy who doesn't listen, no agenda or
might be news to somebody doesn't care one way or the
other, because it's not affecting them. But is this the
best they can do? This is not subtle. It's not entertaining.
It's almost the it's, it's it's insulting in a lot of ways and a
lot of different levels. I mean, these guys really are out to
lunch.
You know, it's interesting, because we're RT is failing.
Russia is actually doing quite a good job. I was contacted by a
bonafide KGB agent, John. Oh, cool. Yes. Her name is Sarah.
And she contacted me and babe. Well, she sent me pictures and
holy smokes, in fact that
the Russians are good at this.
Let me I'm gonna plus. Well, yeah. So so she sends. So she's
and she's got red hair. I mean. So here's how I know she's KGB.
So she sends me this whole analysis on Pussy Riot.
Yeah, and we'll go into that in a minute. Yeah, well,
I this is exactly where I'm taking us. And in fact, let me
I'm gonna send you these pictures of her. So you can see
that. That'll probably screw up your Skype. Yeah, it's an email.
Yeah, Skype. email, email. Hold on. Let me just see if this
Yeah, this is the one. This is the one hold on. Forget about
all the text because we went back and forth a couple times.
But she sent these pictures. And then when she sent the pictures,
I said, Hey, you know, with all your great analysis of Putin and
Russia, and combined with the smokin hot pictures, your KGB
didn't take a genius and have conversation. That was
it. She's done your way man. You outed her as a cagey person that
she stopped Yeah, so I'm hitting deny it and are you crazy? I
wish I was in Kenya and there's a million ways to handle them no
complete. So look at your email. So yes, it's like when
you find the guys out in front of the house, you know with
sunglasses tailored me
and they go and they just go walk away
look at your email. I want you to see
the picture look at their gums look at my says, oh, Hillary in
heels. Oh, yeah, that's the one yeah, look at the bars and okay,
let me look at I'm going to look at one now.
Wait, mortal body.
She does look like she does have a Russian come on KGB. Right.
Total KGB? Yeah, but it's again and that's the I'll tell I'll
disagree with you on this. These photos are so I don't know. 6070
No,
there were recent if you read the email, and I'm just saying
the style, Debbie. That's what Hello was Russia. Yeah, the
Russians
are and this is the same thing with RT these guys are
completely out of touch. Make it to Mars propagandistic
methodology make it too easy for us to see through it. So anyway.
Yeah, exactly. spot you spotted it a mile away KGB, right. You
look at that and you go KGB, I would say there's no rather
thing going on here. All right. So and I
showed him his Mickey. I said, Look, this is our listener. She
went
nice legs.
So I have found pussy rights beard. Pussy Riot has a beard,
John. And I'm going to use some of our KGB agents analysis and
some of my own. This is Erin Burnett. As we say in Texas,
interviewing puter, virilis versus the love, who is the
Russian Canadian husband of Nadia Tala clinic ANOVA. And I
want you to listen to what he says and then I'm going to break
it down some analysis but first, it's always a wonderful time on
the show when we hear the word pussy coming out of Aaron
Burnett's mouth.
And now our fourth story out from Russia tonight warning
Western countries against quote unquote hysterics over the Pussy
Riot sentence. Did you
hear how she said at this time?
No, she said Pussy Riot.
She literally wants to get I was caught off guard by the
hysterics never listened
to Pussy Riot Poussey right I just love when she's a Pussy
Riot.
Now our four story out front Russia tonight warning Western
countries against quote unquote hysterics over the Pussy Riot
since this is Russian police are on the lookout here. Members of
the
guard. Pussy Riot. Come on, man. It's funny.
Already three band members have been found guilty of
hooliganism. This was Friday for an email. Let
me just stop right there as part of the analysis. First of all,
Russia is very religious. And they do have hooliganism laws on
the books. And there's it's very cut and dry and you can actually
get seven years for being a hooligan. And part of being a
hooligan is going in and doing this kind of stuff in a church
that is a very, very well. They become very religious over the
years. I have this on firsthand authority. Not from my KGB
friend Sarah, but I have this on on good authority. So they did
perform an act of hooliganism. That's the end of it. Of course
they were sent there by the State Department and they only
got two years
anti Putin performance in a Moscow cathedral. They have been
sentenced to jail for two years, drawing worldwide condemnation
and criticism of Vladimir Putin strong arm tactics. Nadia Tola
Konnikova, the most outspoken member of the band reportedly
yelled we are happy because we brought the revolution closer,
as she was led away by police officers to serve her sentence.
She won't see her husband or her four year old daughter and out
front tonight her husband preorder. Well, tell me a bit
about what you're here tonight talking to us. You're in Moscow.
So is I'm trying to think about how we should we should
understand this. I mean, your wife has been put in jail for
two years.
Now before we continue on, you have to understand that Pussy
Riot has been doing this since 2007. At that time, they were
known as the band Voya and the band actually split up and
voinut went their own way and Pussy Riot when their way why?
Because the remaining members of Voya said that this guy the
beard various love was a police informer and provocateur and you
can actually find this right I think this is even in the book
of knowledge. So this guy was already a shield to start with.
Remember he's Russian Canadian, and he has been in doing this
for quite a while. Finally he strikes him Gold. And I think if
you keep on pushing and poking and pushing and poking, you're
gonna get nailed all of us finally, and two years out of a
possible seven is actually not all that bad
for seeing protests on against Vladimir Putin. You though are
here speaking out against him and free in Moscow? Is that
something that is is hopeful that contradicts what your wife
is going through?
Yes. And let me say this does contradict, because if Putin was
really upset about this, if he really had anything to do with
this, he would have killed them. He kills journalists, they send
guys over with plutonium to go kill people in England, they
don't mess around with two years in jail. This is a joke.
Do you make sense of those two things?
Well, you know, the Russian government obviously loves to
oppress, harass, and basically imprison anyone who makes very
right and critical and loud statements of Putin send the
government activities. But there is a limit that this government
can and cannot do right now. And basically, this amazing
international outcry over the past several months, directed me
to pursue a case happened because the whole world didn't
expect Putin to cross this line and start to rescue people for
singing protests homes inside a church
and impure I know there's an appeal or How hopeful are you
that that that appeal might might go the other way that
Nadia might might be free? Is there
anything that Putin has made is has said his word, his voice,
the girl sentence, and it's very unlikely that that's going to
change in any way.
So this this and of course, we already discovered this and are
disgusted that this is a scam. But this really is not all that
much. What it is is a brilliant campaign from clippity clop in
the State Department, just brilliant. Because what better
way to get the tweeters and the Facebookers all riled up to be
able to say free Pussy Riot, free. Change my icon change my
icon to a Pussy Riot.
Well, the one thing that is left out of all these reports seems
to be the gay angle. Which you kind of pick up on
Yeah, about them being lesbians.
Yeah. And one of the things is left as the gang Well, there's a
couple of things I think we should at least bring the
listening public up to speed on. And this was kind of brought up
when they brought in this woman a gay activist. The Pussy Riot
band is a gay activist band that's what without an album I
might point out listen to the Democracy Now story about pussy
right and the here are the lyrics to the song they were
singing and this is a gay activist song is what it really
is about not Putin,
then Red Hot Chili Peppers expressing support. On Friday
just after the guilty verdict was announced democracy now
spoke with feminist punk musician JD Sampson, of the two
bands Le t gra and men. We asked her to read some of the lyrics
Plessy riot performed during their Punk Prayer inside the
church.
song was called Punk Prayer Virgin Mary put Putin away.
Virgin Mary Mother of God put Putin away, put Putin away, put
Putin away. Black Robe, golden epaulets all parishioners crawl
to bow. The Phantom of Liberty is in heaven. Gay Pride sent to
Siberia in chains. The head of the KGB, their chief Saint leads
protests protesters to prison under escort in order not to
offend His Holiness. Women must give birth and love virgin mary
mother of god become a feminist become a feminist become a
feminist.
Now, this is this woman that came on riot riot. This woman
that came on is not only a gay lesbian, but she is she has this
new thing that a lot of them do. They take a lot of and gel. And
then they grow mustaches. She had a full mustache. Wait
a minute, wait a minute, what do you take for that?
You take Andrew gel because there's a there's a phenomenon
in the gay community and it's in Wikipedia. It's called lesbian
bed death.
Oh my God, John, what do you what have you been doing with
your time
lesbian bed death I got a lecture about this lesbian bed
death seems to happen to gay female couples after their two
or three months in bed together. They lost all interest in sex
completely really quickly. Oh my god. This is called lesbian bed
death and to fight it. One of the two couples takes
testosterone which has also been in the news baseball players.
And when you take testosterone you grow a mustache. And
normally you women always have a little bit of testosterone but
if you take Andrew Joe, which is a pump that you put on your outs
you've used pump it on yourself and you rub it in it goes
through your skin. When you take that by with any large amount of
dosage, dosage. You grow the mustache and you become very
aggressive sexually. Oh,
well, first of all, I want it to be known Then after this
program, I'm going to call my lesbians. And I'm going to get a
full firsthand download on the lesbian bed death. I have never
heard of this. I've seen it in the book of knowledge. And
according to the study that Schwartz and Blum Steen did,
they concluded that lesbian couples in committed
relationships have less sex than any other type of coupled,
heterosexual married heterosexual cohabitating or gay
male, and generally experienced less sexual intimacy the longer
the relationship lasts, after the question quote, about how
often during the last year have you and your partner had sexual
sex relations? Very interesting. So then they take the Androgel
throughout this is is that covered by health care is that
part of the female health care decision
might well be as a matter of fact, that may be the connection
that we had in the beginning of the show.
The female health the women's health care decisions, we can't
make those I don't I can't even grow a mustache if I try. My
goodness
Seemandhra so I'm sorry there's a lot of this has not been
covered. And again, people are easily distracted by the free
Pussy Riot mean as you are. But there's my mom distracted
I've completely deconstructed I just love the Erin Burnett
saying pussy that's all
Yeah, it's definitely entertaining. But anyway, so
there's something going on here and then you're right Putin's
got nothing to do with this
nothing at all. He would kill there. He would kill them in a
second this guy doesn't care about them. But so is then so
you take the Androgel you grow a mustache you become very
aggressive sexually not rekindles the lovemaking is
one of the two partners is all cranked up on interest rate.
Wow, you stub this the juice man as the juice this stuff is the
future
and so what if I take it well, I become your leader. It
would be great for you.
What do you mean what's wrong with me?
There's nothing wrong with me.
Wow, how should this medicine be used? It comes as a gel to apply
to the skin. Oh, so you apply it right to your upper lip and you
get and that's that says it right here. No, it doesn't say
Andrew gel comes as a gel applied to the skin. Yeah, not
the
upper lip where you apply specific parts of the body that
are that absorb through the skin the the chemical you need, you
can
apply Androgel anywhere on your shoulders, upper arms or
abdomen, between your chest and your waist. Be careful not to
get testosterone gel in your eyes. Thanks for the advice.
I just grew hair in my eyes.
If you do get testosterone gel in your eyes, wash them right
away with warm clean water call the doctor if your eyes become
irritated or if you grow hair. Wow. Well this is fascinating
stuff. I'm gonna put this in the show notes lesbian bed death.
Bed. I'm putting that right under the policy Putin thing and
Androgel This is Wow, John, you've trumped me. This is very
good stuff. But I am going to talk to my lesbians because
they'll know about this for sure. Oh, yeah.
They'll say oh yeah. mandro gel. I haven't just seen me shaving
bitch. Shut up.
Kick Your Ass. Wow. Never heard of that before.
So, onward. Thank
you. Thank you for that.
We get you know, once in a while I come up with something that
was very good. But I've listened to a lot of for years we've
discussed on the show before I listen to a lot of foreign
broadcasts and I've got a kind of a clue. You know, Indians do
not donate to the show. Now
they are. By the way, before we go any further I would like to
say that I really liked sir Ken's wife and his father in
law, Jacob he made a friend he was very generous, made
fantastic martinis for us. And what we're about to discuss has
no bearing on them.
Are they Indians da? Oh, well, he knows what I'm talking about.
And they were so here's just a completely unknown job. They
were all doctors
are doctors or they're engineers or they're they're actually
their their culture allows them to be incredible microprocessor
designers. Well sarcastically taken over the business
sir camp does internal medicine. His wife is a think she's she
might be a gynecologist. They had Indian snacks for us. Yeah.
It was very nice. Which was like, it was like, what was
that? You know, those like roasted peanuts. And then they
had something else was like, like roasted rosemary or
something. It was little sticks. It was it was outstanding, so
good.
So there's a couple of clips, I want to get out of the way
before we get the second half of the show. One is the I don't
want to set this up. This is the clip about there's a bunch of
rioting going on in Assam, part of India. And it's just you look
into it, there's all kinds of different reasons for it, I
haven't really gotten to the bottom of it. But it turns out
that I don't know who's responsible, who's really behind
it, whether it's clippity, clop, or whoever. But it's the techno
experts that have created this problem. And if you listen to
this report, you see this thing running at full tilt. The entire
methodology that we've talked about on this show for years, is
now appearing as different different parts of the world as
a troublemaking scheme. And the joke of it. The real joke of it
is these idiots in India think that this is a new thing that's
only happened to them and it's never happened anyplace else in
the world play this clip. If only knew which one check no
experts in India. Oops in the
panic that led to the internal exodus of 1000s. Last week, as
many as half a million North Easterners across the country
had abandoned the jobs and left for home will fear that they
were being targeted. Our political editors Mr. Prakash
has this report.
The crisis in northeastern India state of Assam has now turned
into one of cyber terrorism. The violence and fear mongering was
sparked by most photographs, misrepresenting victims of
earthquakes and ethnic clashes in Thailand and Myanmar. As
incidents that happened in India. The Department of telecom
has identified about 250 websites and blogs that had
allegedly posted the gory pictures. They were passed off
as a result of ethnic riots in Assam in North East India, and
then transmitted via text messages to millions of Indians
in different parts of the country, triggering the panic,
more than 60 million text messages were allegedly sent out
on August 13. Alone, the government has stressed the
deeds to too radical outfits the Popular Front of India based in
South India, and Bangladesh based Harkat old Jihad Al Islami
or Huji. The SMS is were bounced through several countries to
avoid detection
per that the Bangalore rumor event is not an isolated event.
It is part of a broader design of cyber war, which is targeted
at India. Clearly, for the first time in the history of the
internet, this kind of misuse of mobile technologies. And the
cyber Technologies has happened, which is aimed to destabilize a
particular portion of the people.
It may or may or may not be related. But the State
Department just announced on Tuesday, Turkmenistan will be
providing India with National Natural gas through the T API
pipeline. So I don't know if it's related but you know maybe
someone in the Indian government is
planning to bid is a huge scandal going on. I think the
other thing was the other story about India may be more related
which I'll get to in a minute but I want to get back to this
Okay, so they this is the same scam that went on in Syria if
you remember when this thing's first of all got fake photos
from Iraq being distributed as photos in Syria Hall Homs was
the go all these dead bodies it was like in somebody's dug up
the effect is bullcrap. So now they're pulling this stunt and
I'm still stunned by this guy saying now the first time in the
history of the internet bullcrap. But anyway, if they
want to believe that that was not least guys, these guys went
through a lot of trouble. I mean, they went through proxies
and everything else did not get seen, but they did find out who
they were maybe that could also be bullcrap. I just found this
whole thing to be fascinating. And this is going on in India
right now. There's a bunch of of cyber why would they call cyber
war and I think that's pretty good definition of it. You'd
send out 60 million text messages. Lincoln to these
photos.
That only reaches like a village in India.
Well, it's but it's a lot of but you know, they pass it on my
phone on look at this picture. They're killing us
so well, they get what they deserve. They don't listen to
the show that they'll donate then you get indoctrinated,
stupid slaves. You got to participate on it. In the
meantime,
there's a huge scandal in India that may be related to
Turkmenistan think that Prime Minister Singh who would you
know nobody talks about the West but is the guy that he's a Sikh
I believe because he wears the turban and oh that ties in
nicely under he is under extreme attack for for essential
corruption that's going on and they this report which starts
with the with somebody bitching about him and it's actually
longer than that cut away down the bishop and then they talk
about the famous two g scandal that took place in India that we
don't know anything about which is which is a phone licensing
scam that netted a group of people $30 billion and this is a
beggars their their this this country is out of control. It's
no nobody the United States is reporting on any of it this
Prime Minister is toasted discontinues
suit for the house is a gem because we demanded that the
Prime Minister should resign. This is very Milan This is the
demands of the nation. Because people are shocked to see one
after another scams in which this UPA regime is looting the
country.
Prime Minister thinks Congress Party said it was ready for
discussion on the issue in Parliament and also hit back
saying that the BJP should look at its own role in the
allocation of coal blocks when they lead a coalition
government. The presumptive loss of the coal auction scam is a
tad higher than that of what was considered as India's biggest
swindle the 2g scam.
So all this kind of thing is going on and none of it is we
have no clue about any of this.
Well, we can't understand them. Well, part of the problem,
translate. Terrible, I watched this show and I'm going I'm
gonna get a clip. I don't know if people are going to be able
to understand these guys. Anyway, the Prime Minister,
they're calling for his resignation.
Okay, so it's possible. I think it might be related.
This guy's an energy play. So that's possible. Yeah, exactly.
So
this guy is obviously taking money from somewhere. And the
whole idea of the Tapi pipeline Turkmenistan, Afghanistan,
Pakistan, India. That's, that's why we've had you know, 4000
boys and girls killed millions of Iraqis all you know, this
whole Afghanistan mess is just for the stupid pipeline. He's
now the pipelines there. He's like, I don't want just thinking
pipeline. And then they've got to get rid of them. So how do
you get rid of them? You bring in the technical experts?
Well, something's up.
Well, but I think we should not follow up on this. They don't
care. They don't
show my school by donating to no agenda. Imagine all the people
who could do that. Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.
That is all. Before I start naming our people for today's
show. I want to play a clip, which is when I fall again, who
I this is PBS, this is where people send lots of money to
they have lots of sponsors, they got underwriters and all this. I
just want to play what I consider a corrupt report by
Gwen eyeful of when she discusses that idiot that we
talked about earlier in the show akin and his rape, legitimate
illegitimate rape thing. And it because there's a there's a
there's a point of information here that is purposely left out,
and you have to remember that Gwen is the one. She seems like
a very sweet woman, by the way, a good reporter, but she's the
one who wrote the
he. She's not that's the problem.
She might not be. She wrote the hagiography of Obama, and she's
a huge Obama supporter, and this is the kind of report we get
from her,
impregnated by rape, apologized, but said he would not be forced
from the campaign. The resulting uproar has pleased Democrats and
enraged Republicans, including other lawmakers and fundraisers
and come at Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill, a Democrat has
said Republicans should accept Aikens apology.
I think what's startling to me is that these party bigwigs are
coming down on him and saying that he needs to kick sand in
the face of the Republican primary voters
but party leaders including Missouri Senator Roy Blunt, and
former Senators Kitt bond, John Ashcroft, John Danforth, and Jim
talent, all called for akin to stepaside.
So what are they missing?
Hey, how about mentioning that the Claire McCaskill clip that
went on and on and on about how they should forgive this guy and
let him do his own thing? She's the guy running against him.
Minor detail, a minor detail she's the one who's who you said
yeah, let's run this idiot. Hey, why don't you guys leave him
alone? I'd like to see I'd like to be running against him.
That's never mentioned it she's like an objective observers to
making this kind of as bold crap. This is like the most
slanted thing I've seen on the on this news hour for a long
time. And it's so subtle, it was really disgusting.
And how much money do they get from the government and how much
money to mail? Yeah, millions. All right, let's look at our
donors for today. Okay,
so anyway, after that little reclip Sorry, I got worked up.
Raymond Williams, Lafayette, Louisiana. $100. No comment from
him that I see. Larry Lee Eat sir Larry leading you in Granite
shoals I guess Texas granted something. And there's your
share of the $3,000 I want on the Texas lottery scratch off
game row. This is what our knights get because they get you
know their knights they get good luck, Kevin stone. I scratched
off four lines in a row to win so I can show plus $1,000 For
nines,
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Oh, sorry, I read that wrong. Four nines in a row. So I got
back all the money I donated the show, which is lots plus $1,000.
Nice. That's how we roll.
It's way it works. Please give me a ringtone in the morning.
Shut up slave to to the head karma shot. Whatever. Okay, here
we go.
You've got karma.
Yeah, that won't irritate as a ringtone.
You gotta hear my ringtone is really irritating. We did get
some checks. I want to get to those right away because one is
9999.
Nine or nine or nine or nine or
is from Bob Holmes, no relation to Patsy and Holmes
realestate.com. And he just wanted the Niner Niner Niner.
And it's because David said good luck. Good luck to us. Thank you
very much. Also,
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for today I guess. Is it No, there's no no no, no, no. Oh,
maybe there is. Yeah, there's
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turned in turn told me they had become big fans themselves. Oh,
well,
this is. Everyone should do that today. Tell five of your friends
and lose four.
But at least know who your real friends are. Can you want some
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Finally Obama came to Reno Tuesday and he decided to do
something and ever done for protest. I happen to be wearing
the no agenda shirt the government's protecting and
serving the shit out of you. I love that being a cardboard sign
saying Obama murdered American and well al Locky. I spoke about
the murder of him and his son with no trial or concrete
evidence and all the bullcrap that the government does with
the drones. My little escapade got quite a reaction from Obama
supporters. Really? Yes, the news got some decent video
pictures and quotes and luckily misspelled my name. So my wife
was saved some embarrassment. The news
wasn't me man.
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big Carmen Scott McLaughlin who was heroically guarding the
poppies without me right on Scott. John please break down
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Right will you welcome back down the road Adam from the road help
hope you weren't getting much worse for where we should talk
about that a little bit. Another 6969 To keep things going. But
Adams saying Swaziland enough is hilarious.
What I don't remember saying Swasey enough. I don't know suas
on NIF was on new nerfs was enough. But I like Swazi enough
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that. Yes, Suazo is another Swasey enough donation right
here on the best podcast in the universe was awesome enough
it is funny. Now it's funnier to bat took a bad turn when we lost
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and tell Russia today to stop screwing you guys and put you on
the payroll psi emailed some home video some video of my
daughter propagating the formula and did you get the shirt yet?
Yeah. Yeah, the shirts the green shirts. We got two shirts. Yeah,
Adam.
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Boehner but it's my understanding that he's now on
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I've got him I got to give him props. We work together
including a few other no agenda de Forte's with a few others. We
often work no agenda memes into meetings.
Yeah, like hey boss. Yeah, that'll work.
technical discussions I've also indoctrinated my next door
neighbor marry white bar pool with we are here some we will
hear some news story and one of us will say to the other Shut up
slave which I can see that we're watching mainstream media could
I get some job changing karma for my wife and a little girl
Girl Shut up slave to to the head for myself.
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stupid idiot get back to work.
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enough to start listening right when Adam started telling us
about all the pipes and since the best podcast in the universe
has completely destroyed my ability to listen to any news
source without screaming BS
it's so true though. Everybody says driving for hours and as
podcasts are really great. We are the greatest in the universe
of course but podcasts in general mean you just driving
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So not the earbuds but actual headphones. And Mickey would you
know she was kind of sleeping and she'd be like, what? Like no
no, I'm just yelling at the iPod and pay no attention to me you
just do that it's so awesome to listen to podcast
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Swaziland enough? I'm in this new Suazo nerf club. I haven't
donated a word people can say what was enough what's was
enough? Yeah, you know, listen to the show. You figure it out.
I haven't donated in a while. So here you go. I haven't listened
to yesterday's show yet either. So hopefully the streak is still
alive. By the way. I thought you guys would like to know that as
part of my cousin's training had to learn Korean as a linguist in
the Air Force. One of the conversations they gave her to
practice with family members is about pipelines.
Having translate our pipeline episode in Korean
my aunt thought it was pretty random but it made perfect sense
to me in the morning
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I'm thinking I know the reason for the lack of high res images
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science and mills really. So you know, we're just talking about
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does that to you. Alright, so build up the suspense with your
whistle John, I have a choice here to make between calling
Jonathan Rose out as a douchebag or forgiving him and deducing
him that's not suspense suspense suspenseful suspenseful?
You spent deed deuced
twist I gave him a little twist. All right, it's out of my
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the karma works. She'll be moving in with me. This week as
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slave.
I guess still got to cut that out.
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it.
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again after an almost two month break. That's
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You've got karma and may the
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critical analysis you put into your crackpot theories. One
thing about which we are in total agreement our government
is trying to govern by, among other atrocities terrifying us
about the threat of terrorism. Case in point the seven signs of
terrorism. Note the seven signs mean the insipid seven minute
video published by Montgomery County Maryland police
department which citizens are urged to call the police to
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suburb of Washington DC bordering on the district
actually is only one of the most affluent areas in the country. I
only watched this wretched trash because I've been listening your
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was like Nat for God's sake. He could have chewed it up and
swallowed it while talking.
Well it was sticking to my the roof of my mouth. The thing flew
in your mouth while he got around there is a nap time. You
had
a little Yeah, were you out of the house for three weeks and
the
oh you left the banana laying around or something no worse.
One trash bag in the chute. Ah, this is this was not good. This
was not good. Not great. We have a knighting John we have oh,
yeah, so let's do it. Oh my second, grab my blade, which is
a really big one if you can grab yours. Thank you. Are you good?
Tristan Wilson Kerrigan stepped forward Tristan it's about time
we are so happy to welcome you to the Knights of the no agenda
roundtable a very exclusive club. And since it's still
before 1212 12 This year 2012 You will receive an actual no
agenda night ring with your ceiling wax so I hereby
pronounce the Tristan Wilson Kerrigan knights of the no
agenda roundtable come on over trust and hookers and blow
wenches and beer rent boys Chardonnay, chocolate milk and
movies. Whatever you want is here for you. That's the way we
roll. Thank you so much. did meet a lot of nights actually on
this trip, which was kind of nice. You did yeah, a lot of
people had rings. It was good was good to see. And very proud
of them. I might point out very proud of their rings. Very, very
proud. Well, we
only do the rings until the end of the year and then the
knighthoods will be given a pin or some other scroll or
something else. So we got, I don't know, four or five months
left of rings. So I got
a couple things that we definitely need to discuss in
the agenda 21 realm. Yeah, well, it's it's that and it's a little
bit of vaccine news at the same time this one can
vaccine clip to
be afraid be very, very afraid we're all gonna die a new
kind of swine flu.
But that's all you need to know a new kind of swine flu. There
is less demand will be here on Sunday, a new kind of swine flu
has been reported at state fairs that featured livestock
competitions. Health officials say about 225 people across the
country contracted the swine flu virus since July and to stay
safe they say wash your hands before you enter the exhibition
areas and again after you leave.
Why? Why before
because all employees must wash their hands all slaves wash
their hands I don't know it's just wash your hands. Hey, I
think I've got the the
you good we're gonna go into a vaccine thing because I can do a
vaccine.
Roll out a bag
I got getting this really bothers me because I didn't know
a lot of the details. I mean, whooping cough things out of
control.
Walmart now it's
my there's a couple of items of points of interest in this
whooping cough report that got my attention. And I said, Oh,
please,
babies. Washington state has one of the highest number of cases
in the nation, along with Wisconsin, Minnesota and New
York.
I've heard this cough clip before they're using old
material.
The disease is known for the dramatic whooping noise its
victims make as they tried to catch their breath after
coughing spells, it can often lead to cracked ribs, pneumonia,
even death. A vaccine was developed more than 50 years
ago, but it caused so many bad side effects that a new one was
introduced in the 1990s. D tap. Recently, the CDC discovered a
troubling trend. Teenagers who had been inoculated against
whooping cough are getting sick. In all there have been 9000
adolescent cases this year. It
turns out that the short term protection with D tap is very
good. Within two years of getting vaccinated, the
protection is about 95%. But by five years after completing the
five dose childhood series, this protection drops off and is only
about 70% Booster recall that waning immunity or a drop off in
protection.
Yep. And what's the solution? Booster booster. That's what
here's so here's the story, the way I see it. A whooping cough
vaccine, which seemed to work fine. 50 years old. Of course.
Now it's public domain and it's
a new one worked fine for
50 years and there was no cases of whooping cough. Nobody
brought it up. Nobody even talked about whooping cough
until like the last five or six years. But this cheapo vaccine
that had problems that I don't know what they were, I never
heard of them. They had problems. Now let's get rid of
that. We have a new one called D tap. That's not just one shot.
It's four shots. Four shots is four shots that don't work. It's
like what?
Wind it up, man wind it
up. So they got nothing. Now people are getting whooping
cough from the shots. There's no protection out there. You've got
what is the point of dropping something that works for
somebody that doesn't work is that sort of some filthy lucre
involved. This is nothing more than more government corruption.
John Cena borax pet peeve of the day
Beautiful,
totally corrupt, it's corrupt.
So I've figured out the the West Nile virus thing.
Oh yeah, there we go. Yeah. Vaccine coming out for that and
you know,
no, no, no, it's better than that better than that. Oh, yeah.
There is a war going on. So, you know, so right yes. Chicken. No,
no, no, no think think smaller. Okay. So now we know they're
spraying human resources in Dallas, the CDC, not the state,
the CDC. This is like oh, we've had 42 People have died all
across the 50 states in every single state except Hawaii and
Alaska. We're all going to die 1100 people have it your brain
swells you become a zombie you blow up and you die. Well yeah.
Just like swine flu. You know, people will die they usually die
from unrelated diseases like pneumonia etc. and Sanjay Gupta
is all over CNN Oh, with this big school, his eyes all wide.
There's no There's no vaccine yet. We can't do anything. And
then I see I read the transcript of the press gaggle by the
Principal Deputy Press Secretary John earnest aboard Air Force
One on route to New York and do this all the time. There's no
video of it, but then they do a gaggle a press gaggle. What does
it gaggle by the way? It's
and besides the group, what what's the point of this getting
it?
They call it the press? gaggle? That's weird. Yeah. They always
call it the press gaggle.
I guess I noticed,
I guess, well, because you don't read them. I read all this
stuff. So right off the top. Mr. Ernest says I do have a couple
of quick announcements before we get started I wanted to make you
aware of in recent days. And so this is this is always you know
that they have something at the top. This is like the big
propaganda push, you know, pay attention, pay attention News
Corp. This gaggle has a message. In recent days, an increased
number of cases of West Nile virus has been reported
primarily in Texas and in communities across the southern
United States. The President has been briefed on the increase in
the number of West Nile virus cases, White House staff are in
regular contact with the experts at the CDC. And the President
will continue to receive updates as necessary. So be afraid be
very, very, very afraid. Meanwhile, everybody we talked
to here is laughing about this. You know, we have you know, are
you familiar with Terminix?
Terminix? Yep, the bug company. Yeah,
the bug company. So our Terminix guy is, he's an Australian, who
moved to Austin 20 years ago. And and he's laughed and he
said, this is such bull crap. He says it's too late. It's too
cold. Nothing's gonna happen. Let me just spray every here.
But anyway, so this is like, he takes care of our scorpions. So
I'm looking around. I'm like, there's gotta be something going
on with this. You know, what is it? Oh, well, I found it. This
is actually the war on mosquitoes. And the reason why
there's a war because you'll hear it's all about mosquitoes,
mosquitoes mosquitoes. Why? Because mosquitoes spread
malaria. And this entire thing is a setup to fight malaria with
the Bill Gates Foundation in Africa. Oh, the high end they've
got groundbreaking comedy website college humor.com and
innovative charity malaria. No more please google that. John.
Will I continue, have teamed up to launch malarious on the
upcoming World mosquito day. World mosquito day now it's the
war on mosquitoes. Would you like to hear their unfunny promo
of all these great comedians? Oh, yeah. Celebrities. We hate
malaria. We hate malaria. We hate malaria. Malaria. Go
yourself.
We wanted to do something to stop it
something hilarious or rather something malarious
we teamed up with College Humor and Malaria No More and did the
most ridiculous stuff imaginable and put it on the internet
you're gonna grow up to be Lassie old asshole. The world is
split into two halves the bacon and the Baker's unbelievable.
You thank you for beard hair being here. What?
Dorothy there's no place like home Dorothy No Place Like Home
Dorothy to watch it. All you have to do is give to Malaria No
More give whatever you want.
$1 One simple dollar dollar give
$2 $8 You can even get 500 grand go to college
humor.com/malarious Let's make Malaria No More. Let's make
let's know more make malaria
less malaria.
Wow, the most unfunny is can Add Ins in the universe so look at
this Malaria No More. And this is an I'm pretty sure this is
what this is the war on mosquito we have to go kill the
mosquitoes because even though DDT was a fantastic product that
you could eat, which was outlawed and is actually killing
Africans by not making that available anymore. We've been
through this before on the show. Yes. Look at these douchebags
look at the douche bags or malaria. No more.org who we are.
Yeah, no, I'm looking at him. Now. Actually, I'm trying to
find the David Bowen linked in site to sewing look at his
background
ash. So there's Hannah Bowen and David Bo and no incestuous
relationship there and on on there. Yeah, nothing at all.
They're all Peace Corps volunteers. So this is the Peace
Corps is paid for by the State Department. American Association
for the Advancement of Science, neurobiology. This is there's a
very simple very very simple fix to this. Just bring back DDT is
fantastic product but look at Diane Ford. Who is she Chief
Operating Officer she from the Ford Foundation. Now I don't
know bio. Joel Goldman is he and from Goldman Sachs
seems unlikely director of director of those names.
Director of entertainment industry relations, Marianne
Huntsman is she related to Tapu Tata?
She previously worked famous name
Hi, it's Adam Obama and John C. Huntsman here.
Can't find the there's too many. David Bowens is a Mary
Ann Huntsman is thrilled to be joining Malaria No More as
development team Marianne has a passion for gay gates. She's
kind of sexy. Who is she? Who is she? I'm telling you, she's
Marianne Huntsman has got to be an LDS cult member. And I
doubted what she can but she's a massive shill to look at her
resume
and your development officer.
Whatever that means. Thanks to
Brooklyn Brewery Hanna
K. Granddaughter of Danny K. Bob pylons
What do you do with all this? How many people do they need?
That's big organization isn't it?
Huge is on a dozens of people Richard Thayer
and look at the sponsors are the Coca Cola Company oh look to see
all partners and sponsors Oh goody. Oh Bill and Melinda Gates
Foundation right at the top Hello Hello everybody. Hello
that didn't take very much research to figure out
also American Idol Gives Back Exxon Mobil Wow. Let me just
give oh my goodness Coca Cola Company. Goldman Sachs these
people will do what they're gonna spend the money on.
Parties. Yeah. News corps.
You know, buddy
any good creative arts agency
this is one of those it's like theater you know you'll make a
big it's a drinking club and it for God's sake that can
cheap. Yeah, it's a drinking club
to drinking clubs a good one. But you want to get invited to
these things.
Gee, I wonder why let me think hmm. But it's obvious that this
entire setup about mosquitoes spreading West Nile is about
mosquitoes it's going to Miss Williams when his world mosquito
day we have to celebrate that on the show. World mosquito day. No
World Malaria Day passed already almost second. World month
skeeto day so we're mosquitoes John and mosquitoes are useful
for anything. No.
As far as I'm concerned they could be wiped out
August 20 Oh we missed it.
Oh damn. What did we miss we missed world mosquito day
now well that came in when these guys with all the money in
sponsorship and we find out about after
it's over three days late a bunch of boneheads
that didn't work very well.
Oh, man. No, I
don't see anything else in that office building except a couple
of things upstairs. Anyway, okay.
So the one thing that we haven't really talked about and I didn't
I didn't want to mention it when it when the news first came out
because I was on the road didn't have enough time to vet
everything. And vet is an appropriate word. In this case.
We have this marine veteran who was picked up because of his
Facebook postings if you've been following the story,
I love this story. This is a bull crap story.
Yeah, it is a bull crap story, but let me just give you the
background. So this, Brandon J Rob was posting kind of stuff
that we talked about on the show. Certainly stuff I talked
about on the show all over his Facebook, you know, stuff like
911 was an inside job. You know, he's look does this he is a
truther and not just a truther. But he's also you know, saying,
hey, you know, the government's out to kill us and a lot of
stuff that you see in many, many places here, the people
responsible for poisoning the American people from the sky
will be held accountable. That's you know, he has pictures of
chemtrails, that could be me
is basically why it sounds like you actually should, this wasn't
some sort of a fake thing you did. But anyway,
so it's me in uniform. And here it is. I've got two clips here,
actually. Here we go. So he is picked up under a law in
Virginia, which does not exist in Texas, but does exist in a
few other states. I read to you from the Code of Virginia 37.2,
Dash 808, emergency custody, issuance and executive execution
of Order, emergency custody, custody and voluntary and
involuntary civil admissions. And this is very interesting,
because if this was a federal law, we'd be I'd be in trouble.
Any magistrate may issue upon the sworn petition of any
responsible person, whatever that means. That could be you,
John, you could be a responsible person, I am a responsible
person or upon his own motion, an emergency order custody
order, when he has probable cause to believe that any person
within his judicial district, one has mental illness Valda,
there you go, I'm done, presents an imminent danger to himself or
others as a result of Milton mental illness or is seriously
mentally ill as to be substantially unable to care for
himself and is in need of hospitalization or treatment.
And if he is unwilling to volunteer or incapable of
volunteering for hospitalization under treatment, any person from
emergency custody orders issues, they'll be taken into custody
and transported to a convenient location to be evaluated to
assess the need for hospitalization or treatment.
The evaluation shall be made by a person designated by the
community services board or behavioral health authority. So
this is of course, very troubling. And I agree with you
it is a bull crap story. It has been set up to put everybody on
notice. To say, oh, it's the ex vets. They're all crazy. They're
all mentally ill. They're though they're the problem. They're the
ones that that you've got to look out for. And we had another
one pop up just yesterday.
A threat against the President a raid on a quiet complex.
Tonight, the former military man and stash of weapons at the
center of a secret service investigation.
He apparently had an individual who was armed, he had weapons,
multiple weapons, ammunition, and made allusions to perhaps
things that go boom or explosive things that go boom, I have
that. Yeah, I have things that go but well, they haven't
released the actual letter. So we don't know but we don't know
anything now, but this is another fake bogus report.
federal complaint filed today outlines Glory's alleged threat
which was emailed to the FBI Callori allegedly uses his own
name and address says he will kill the president and he better
get an audience tells agents to come get him he won't fight and
ads that they have seven days. What
What kind of guy does this like kind of a notice that is like
wanting to kill the president? I've got things that go boom,
come and get me I won't fight you got seven days. Now. This I
mean, they're laying it on really, really thick here. And
then his mom shows up his mom has a whole different last name.
It's not even sure that the that's her mom. So these things
are setups. And a lot of people are very, very upset about this
and saying you know, it's the first one to go it has started
Well, yes and no. So essentially, you're being put on
notice that you You better shut up slave because you can get
picked up and you need to be afraid of veterans. Veterans, of
course are the ones who will probably be around to protect us
if the shit really does hit the fan. But I have an idea, because
I have here a clip of a nun Other insane person, an insane
veteran who is often in Virginia. And I would say that
if you're in Virginia and you see this insane veteran, you
need to immediately go and arrest him and have him put away
into a mental hospital Beach Boys song
bomber ran
there's you mentally insane veteran ladies and gentlemen,
that's the mentally insane one disagree
with that analysis. That
guy that guy's that that's the mentally insane one. But
the only thing that makes it feel good about Obama. But it is
very troubling
that this is going on. And I think we're gonna see more and
more of this. This is all just oh, there's
a lot of stuff going on all around the place. I mean, one of
the things, riots everywhere that we're not that are not
getting reported. In fact, when they're getting reported by
their own people, I have a clip from Van cat about which is just
so bogus, because I mean, there's riots all over France.
And the reasons are pretty obvious to everybody who just
y'all have to do that. Ask people where they're writing. We
play this French writing because this is not the nether
unreported situation in the US. So
we played a clip I think two weeks ago. When this all
started.
They pulled drivers from their cars and stole the vehicles and
they burned down a school and Youth Center. Dozens of young
men rioted in a troubled district in northern France this
week. The police department in a mule says at least 16 officers
were injured after rioters lob stones at them. But about 100
young men were involved it wasn't clear what exactly caused
the unrest French Prime Minister's your mark gay Hall
has promised to deal with troublemakers with a firm hand.
It was
it was a troubled neighborhood you name where the immigrants
what caused the disturbance? No. French reaction to Alana Yeah,
being full of crap if it would if if the American mentality
wasn't so passive, and we were like the French, this would have
happened within the first year of Obama's administration when
he didn't close get Monix didn't immediately end the war and all
the other things he promised take that to the bank. And then
doing nothing and then going off and killing Americans without
due process. We'd be writing but we don't think that there was a
French right at the drop of a hat when somebody lies to them
like Oh, Lon did. Yep. That's all it is at all. We don't know
what's causing this unrest.
So how long do you think this will last before it happens
here? Do you think we'll ever get any unrest here in the
United States of Gitmo?
We had a lot of this president in the new years leading up to
the 1970 economic downturn that that lasted a decade. And a lot
of it was triggered by the Vietnam War, because people were
you know, you had a draft and so people were bitching about that.
And then there was the Watts riots, which was amazingly huge.
And the Detroit riots, which but these are black on black riots,
those were and then you have the student riots. There's lots of
rioting that used to take place and use all been deconstructed
by the government locked down. And there's been methodologies
put in place that prove that and pacify the whole country,
celebrity worship and all the rest of it's very complex, very
well done. There is no chance. There'll be something you'll
break out once in a while. But then the propaganda machine will
come out like you'd like they've done with these vets. They're
picking up and get it everybody a bug in everyone's mind to
think a certain way. Oh, these are terrible people. And
they're, you know, they're anti American. They're terrorists. I
mean, we got the whole thing set up so you can't do a thing.
We're locked down. And the terrorism thing is part of it.
So is the TSA.
So while we're on that, let me tell you a little bit about your
department of terrorism Department of Homeland Security
as I continue to follow the sexual harassment lawsuit mainly
for shits and giggles. Two affidavits have come out John
which I'd like to share with you. Oh, good. This is this is
way, way unsafe for the children. So two affidavits I
named blacked out being over the age of 18 make the following
statement under penalty of perjury I have no personal
relationship. Blah, blah, blah. This is against Suzanne Barr.
Suzanne Barr, who was purportedly Lucy annapolitan
polytunnels girlfriend who was brought in and sexually with the
other douche knucklehead sexually harassed men at the
Department of Homeland Security. On the last work
day before him anyway, she wasn't qualified for that job to
start with Go on.
On the last work day before Halloween 2009 My duties
required me to go to the director's office where several
employees were discussing discussing personal Halloween
plans. I joined the conversation Suzanne bar was also present for
part of the conversation at some point during the conversation I
witnessed Suzanne bar turned to the senior ice employee to
Johnson and state, US sexy MOTHER FUCKA. Then she looked at
his crotch and asked, How long is it anyway? Several employees
laughed nervously. Shortly thereafter, several employees
returned to work duties, myself included, and several continued
the Halloween conversation. Now, let's go to affidavit B. This
one's even better. And this is sworn testimony from people who
are saying this. It's rampant in this Department of Homeland
Security, the people who are trying to scare you into
submission. I am over the age 15. But But I make the following
statement under penalty of perjury I work for Immigration
Customs Enforcement at Columbia area 2009. During late 2009, ICE
Director Morton and others including Suzanne Barr and Ray
Parmer visited Colombia during Colombia. Bear in mind. During
this visit Suzanne Barr and Ray Parmer were both at a party at
the house of the deputy chief of mission of the US Embassy in
Colombia, at which I was also present. And as you can imagine,
John, it says here during this party bar and Parmer were both
drinking heavily Parmer obtained the BlackBerry of Peter Vincent,
another ice employee and use it to send lewd messages to bar I
viewed at least one message which stated from farmer posing
as Vincent to bar you ready for the quote? Go, I want to eat the
corn out of your shit. Ah, during this party, Suzanne Barr
approached me and offered to give me a blow job. This is
what's going on your government people to arms, I say. Isn't it
stunning? Isn't that just stunning?
Yeah. And why is this not covered at all by NBC, CBS
because you can't say your time can't
say eat the corn out of your poop.
You could. You could
say Pussy Riot. We just need to have a band. Everybody, it's the
Cornholio is yours. It's the corner. Corn eaters. Corn poo
feeders.
Disgusting. And again, you people that listen to our show,
they have to ask the question, why are you hearing it on our
show?
Why do you have to get this news from a podcast? What do
you think of this podcast? I mean, it's a great, it's the
best podcast in the universe. But still, it shouldn't be the
one source of this sort of information.
So while that's happening, while they're offering each other blow
jobs and sending text messages with a level of a 12th grader,
no, not even 12/5 grader. They here's what they're doing to
scare you about the upcoming elections, which only of course
is two parties want
to get you up to date on the latest political news this
morning. Federal law enforcement hoping for the best but
preparing for the worst of the Republican and Democratic
national conventions and intelligence bulletin obtained
by CNN warns of violence by anarchist extremist groups,
veterans possibly using improvised explosive devices.
IEDs that's what veterans are all about. It cites concerns
over bridges and infrastructure in both Tampa and Charlotte.
That's where the Democrats will be holding their convention.
Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Be very afraid of the
convention. Because of it's not the IEDs from the veterans, the
crazy revolutionaries.
It's going to be the huge hurricane that's coming. Oh, the
hurricane is coming.
You are being propagandize people.
Well, that's what happens.
So the one thing we didn't discuss, John is the thing you
put in the newsletter and I have a clip.
No good. This is about the islands to the crazy islands.
Okay, so
let's just set this up, John, because it's very obvious what
this is about, but the clip accentuates how dumb we're being
kept by our media.
There's a big gas discovery in the middle of somewhere between
Taiwan and
in Japan. Yes. Kaku islands.
There's a couple of these. There's some I as I said, a
total of maybe eight islands and they actually privately or five
of them are privately owned by some Japanese guy. And there's
just one island I guess. Yeah. And anyway, they These islands
are always a dispute. It's always been into nobody these
islands just they're they're not doing anything there. Nobody's
using them for anything but but they don't they've been in
dispute for years, but nobody's cared too much. But all of a
sudden, everyone's all up at once to deal with these islands.
Because it turns out that within the purview of the of the
islands, you get, you can access this huge gas field which is
sitting north of the islands. And so if the Chinese on the
islands and they can start drilling in the gas fields of
the Japanese zone and the Koreans are somehow involved in
this and curiously enough, the Chinese have already been
through really in the area,
and it all depends on how you define the economic the
exclusive economic zone, which would be a throwback to the Law
of the Sea Treaty. Because
Exactly. And the funny thing is, is that is that the way that
news media is playing, this is there, they never give a motive
for all of a sudden, you know, 1.1, a bunch of Chinese go over
there, they protest, and they're tearing up the car. And there
are protests all over China, and the anti Japanese protests,
which are obviously staged, and they're all over the place. And
nobody ever says, Well, it's a dispute over these islands as if
it's anybody gives a crap.
But even worse, we're now sending over ships to patrol the
area. Because of course, you know, who would we be, you know,
we need the best that we can get. And the world has called
once again, and we need to go over there. We need to go
protect the fields perhaps, do you think we could be protect I
mean, we protect the poppy fields, we have drones
patrolling the pipelines. Now we have to go because there's oil
and gas, hey, hey, anyone was slanty eyes move away. This is
ours. That's basically what we're doing. And here is once
again, my favorite Pussy Riot girl, Aaron Bernard, she's going
to explain what's going on. Because it's so mysterious, it
suggested
the situation could spiral out of control.
Tensions are clearly rising. All this over a small
cluster of islands that no one even lives on. No one even lives
on. It's all about the islands in the sun. Kakuzu are privately
administered by the Japanese. But the Chinese claim they are
the rightful owners, these guys
have got to work this out. And we're not going to take aside
with it. While officially
neutral. The US defense treaty means it would have to back
Japan in a military confrontation over these
islands.
So I think behind the scenes, the United States is probably
encouraging all parties, including Japan, to not take any
actions that are going to further cause tensions to
potentially spiral out of control,
like recent incidents in which Chinese protesters turned
violent
Yeah, that was so stage wasn't it?
Was it was the gateway Yeah, turn
the car upside down, beat on tires. And here, hold a sign
here. I got some signs, it just printed them up for you.
And Japanese nationalist wave their flag. Makeup.
This is Japan's territory, the
US is signaling it will support Japan security, if not its
sovereignty claim. The Pentagon has traditionally conducted
surveillance flights for anti submarine warfare operations
near Japan.
We've upgraded those capabilities, and are now going
to in the future potentially fly drones over that area would
provide better surveillance capabilities. So that there
would be more situational awareness of actually what is
taking place in that region.
So I made a mistake that wasn't the Burnett clip, which I do
have, which is funnier. But I liked this one. Because whenever
we bring out the drones, it's always to protect some kind of
oil or gas. That's what these things are for. We run them up
and down the pipeline, get some situation and awareness. Now
here's Bernat.
And now our fourth story of US Marine today began serious this
month long exercises in the western Pacific and some of
these military exercises will be done alongside American ally
Japan, which just
an exercise John Nothing to see here and mad as a hornet.
And an editorial. Chinese state media warned the United States
quote not to flat fanned the flame in the region. Tensions
are already extremely high thanks to a dispute between
Japan and China over uninhabited islands in the East China Sea.
Both countries though claimed to own them. And on Sunday, a group
of 10 Japanese activists landed on the island unfurled their
flags. Those actions sparked furious anti Japanese protests
across the nation of China. Pentagon correspondent Chris
Lawrence is out front tonight.
It's a frightening scenario, American backing their Japanese
allies drawn into a conflict with China, China fighting over
nothing more than some uninhabited islands and a few
rocks.
It's just a bunch of rocks, John. It's just some rocks.
Why'd
you do these people have any souls whatsoever to give these
sorts of shallow reports as news?
It's just rocks? Who knows what's going on? Yeah, I can't
understand why. I mean, they must be not that their eyes must
be the slanty eyes. You can't see straight it's just rocks.
Yeah, that's another winner. Oh,
Nah, you gotta love it, man. Because if they weren't such
idiots, what will we do with our time?
Well, we could probably make money being publishing things or
doing some real work. So I gotta pull up. I'm going to probably
save one for the Sunday I got this really funny clip, but it's
going to go on and a high note, but I'm not going to. Hey,
there's
a replay of everyone down at the end here. Yeah, why
not? There are there's back they do have an end of show clip if
you want me to set that up. But I do have a report for the
Olympics in Rio that had a couple of numbers in it that I
went, Oh, this isn't gonna be very funny. Play the real report
on the Olympic domain
Athletic Stadium is nearly complete, but there is still a
lot to do, as Brazil is also hosting the Football World Cup
in 2014. Beyond the Olympic venues real will have to deal
with other problems such as security. Hundreds of slums
remain control of drug traffickers. Despite repeated
efforts by the country's security forces. Housing too is
a concern. More than a million tourists are expected in a city
that only has around 34,000 beds. To mention the transport
network. The city is known for its gridlock and construction of
new roads and a new metro line may not be enough to relieve the
congestion.
Let me get this straight. You're gonna bring in a million people.
Yeah. And you have 32,000 beds,
bunk beds, I think their bunk beds are my work.
So they got 32,000 beds for a million people bunk beds, and
then you're gonna have so what how does this work? Are you
going to build hotels specifically for the Olympics
and then abandon them afterwards? For the trailer to
open their homes and invite you to stay there like they do at
sea bit maybe in which doesn't have a million people coming in
just has to half a million. I mean, this is like, what is this
make any sense at all FEMA trailers, John tree? Does FEMA
trailers, the poison FEMA trailers that assaulted?
I had an end of show song. I bet you didn't like the last one I
had. So I'm a little worried about playing that. It's the TSA
SRO. And you heard that have you seen that video?
I didn't like it. You didn't like it? No, no, I thought it
was for I thought it was I thought it was a little lame
ish. To somebody one of our producers sent it in and I
watched it. I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I thought
it was kind of lame. To be honest. I didn't think it was
funny because
Ms. Miki just heard that song. She's like, hey, that's kind of
good. What is that? Because it is kind of a good r&b had a nice
beat. I mean, it's as I say, it had a nice Beat. Beat being
declerck Is this the
Ed Sullivan Show? Clark? Yeah, this American Bandstand it.
Yeah.
A nice beat. He's
really beat but the lyrics are really just rain on John C.
Dvorak.
You can play it if you want.
No. All right, what do you what is your end? I listen to your
end of show clip and get the heck out of here because I got
this is the x and bass. This is a long clip, but as the which is
why it's in the show, is this x and betta UK ambassador to us,
Becca Stan, who was a whistleblower and he got fired.
And he's now a kind of an activist and he's out lecturing
the British public about Assange, and pointing out some
interesting facts about will how embassies what the status of an
embassy is, or what would happen to you if you actually went in
there and grabbed Assange. Oh, good. Well, you
know what happens if you have an if you harbor Assange? They turn
on the the volcano earthquake machine they harp you. You see
that the volcanoes erupting now in Ecuador.
Oh, that's funny. Yeah, it's a good boy. You should have
brought that up. Are you I have a clip if you want to hear us
Sunday. Let's do Sunday. Okay, Sunday,
we'll do that clip. Okay, so we'll do that as an end of show
clip and we will be back on Sunday was another episode of
the Best podcast in the universe. It is the no agenda
show. Remember us at divorce act.org/na. We know the help we
can get here in the dog days of summer as we wind it up. And I
am gonna go bring in the outdoor furniture for the rain that's
coming everybody. Here at Camp MoPhO, the capital that drove
Star State in the morning, I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where we have no mosquitoes yet,
I'm John C. Dvorak
committed an offense but he should be tried with due
process.
Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa speaking Friday, shortly
before Julian Assange spoke Sunday, a number of his
supporters also took to the microphone outside the
Ecuadorian embassy in London, among the speakers writer and
activist Tareka Lee as well as Craig Murray, the former British
ambassador to Uzbekistan. Maria whistleblower himself was
removed from office in 2004, after he exposed how the United
States and Britain supported torture by the Uzbek regime. On
Sunday, Ambassador Murray criticized the British
government for threatening to raid The embassy to arrest
Julian Assange.
But the Vienna Convention is absolutely plain. The Vienna
Convention of 1961 is the single most subscribed international
treaty in existence. And it states in article 22, section
one, that the diplomatic premises of an embassy are
inviolable, full stop. inviolable, you cannot invade
the Embassy of another country. As Tarik rightly said, there
were times when I sheltered Uzbek dissidents from their
government within the confines of the British Embassy in those
Becca Stan, even during the height of the tensions of the
Cold War, the opposing parties never entered each other's
embassies to adopt a dissident. The fact that William Hague now
openly threatens the Ecuadorians with the invasion of their
southern premises is one further example of the total abandonment
of the very concept of international law by the
neoconservative janitors that are currently ruling perform a
Western democracy. I can tell you something else for certain
the position I've just outlined that the invasion of a
diplomatic premises is a crime in international law and a crime
in the state whose premises are invaded. That is a position
which is taken by virtually every country in the world. And
it is a crime, which is eminently extraditable. So any
policeman who forcibly enters the premises of the Embassy of
Ecuador will find himself liable for extradition to Ecuador as
soon as he leaves the United Kingdom.
Ladies and gentleman, I thank you all for coming here to
listen. I thank deeply and from my heart, those of you who have
come to support Julian Assange, and support his continuing
struggle Pettyjohn and to support the continuing cause of
whistleblowing and revealing that which government does not
want you to know, we are here today for freedom. Here we stand
we thank Ecuadorian government for their support, and we stand
with Julian Assange. Thank you very much.
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