Adam and Mickey broke there's I can't refute the show that
you're pathetic little trailer. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. It's
Thursday, August 16 2012. Time for your gizmo nation media
assassination episode 435. This
is no agenda at the foot of the Arches National Park where
there's lots of stargates from the great state of Utah in the
morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern pecan Valley we're streaming is the future of
television. I'm John C. Dvorak.
Levin, boskie Buzzkill. As the future of everything, it's the
future of radio. For those of you listening to the podcast, we
just spent Oh, I don't know about 20 minutes trying to
connect to the stream from Moab, Utah where we are on 4g for the
first time during the pockets 2009 tour and it's been kind of
challenging for me today getting that all set up.
Yeah, so what is Moab? Moab? Sounds like an acronym for a
more old a a whole
no mass Massive Ordnance in the morning Sergeant Fred massive
ordinance atomic bomb or whatever. Now Moab Moab Utah is
famous. What's it famous for? It's famous for its amazing rock
formations here in the National Parks.
Oh, there's a lot of neat rock formations in this country. This
is where they have the arches. You've surely you've seen
all the arches. The arches are Moab. Yeah, those arches are
dynamite. They're stargates you know? Oh, yeah. Did you walk
through it and you end up someplace else? Yeah, right
through it and ended up on the other side. in Moab.
Yeah, yeah, in the morning to you John C. Dvorak
in the morning to you Adam curry in the morning and all ships at
sea all boots on the ground, all subs in the water and all feet
in the air. And of
course, all of the people on the other side of the Stargate. This
is the no agenda, podcast, the best podcast in the universe.
Some say then we agree.
beaming into the Stargate because I'll tell you this. If
you watch the old show Stargate they could somehow send a radio
signal into the hole and then the other side could barely get
video How did they do that? How does that happen? I have no idea
sounds like bull crap to me.
Well, it could be but I we were in the in the national park
yesterday. Driving around is actually it was yesterday was
reasonably nice. Only about 92 degrees, which for the desert is
as is that's great. Yes. Great. Today, of course, it won't be so
cool. I'm locked in the sin bin. We've got the air conditioner
off. We've kept it as cool as possible. And it is 10:22am here
so by the time the show is over, I will be a melted ice cream
cone basically. Yeah.
The Hot Pockets. Think of as an inexpensive steam bath.
Yeah. One of those. One of those guys. Put a towel around one of
those huts where you go to sweat out your evilness. What's that?
You know, one of those?
Yeah, evil sweat out hot. Yeah, one of those cool. Sauna.
It's called the sauna. Yeah. So yeah, we've been, we've been
met. We've done over 3000 Miles already. on the Hot Pockets
tour. We were last in Boise, Idaho. And after our show on
Sunday, Mrs. Mickey and I rolled on actually kind of back in the
direction we came from. And we stopped at Twin Falls once
again, we had been before but we stayed overnight there with one
of our producers Rick Smith, his love you're backtracking a
little bit, because but just a tiny bit because we're going to
go down to New Mexico. So we stayed with the Rick Smith
producer and his lovely wife, Barb and daughter stormy. And
this was this was a fantastic evening we have
the daughter stormy five. Oh, yeah,
she I think she's in the pictures that you sent out on in
the newsletter. Yeah, I
will hope that most people would open that particular email
because there are probably links to what 10,000 photos
if you were if you were in our path, there's a picture of you.
And by
the way, that Mustang Sally picture which I put in the
mailing did that that machine's not looking very good.
Looks pretty crummy Yeah. Isn't that great? Yeah, that's Mustang
Sally. All right.
So I was going to pepper the nude that mailing with more
photos. Yeah. But apparently everybody who took photos and
posted them on Flickr thought that there that the snap shots
were so valuable that they restricted use so I can't
capture them or link to them or anything on Flickr because it's
copyright.
What do you mean it's no it's the Flickr pictures are creative
commons copyright. Yeah.
And you know how they deal with Creative Commons on Flickr?
Yeah, right can copy and no take you you can't grab them. That's
not true. You can't link to them that's not true. It is true that
it makes no sense because it's creative commons Share Alike
stay don't deal with it don't have a million things they can
do they just limited or they don't limit so if you click on
your put a restriction on there, you cannot download it. You
cannot link to it. So I had to do those pictures I got by
taking really cheesy screenshot.
It's kidding. Now you must have done something wrong. Are you a
Flickr member? Are
you right click and it's either say it gives you a message. No,
you don't want
to right click, you want to click and click again. And then
you get all sizes? I
know I did. I got the big picture. And then you then you
got to at some point, you got to right click to get the link
location. And it's not doable.
Really? Yeah. Wow. Well, that makes no sense. And I shall
complain because the whole idea of Creative Commons Share Alike
is that you can with attribution is you can share them.
Yeah, well, you know, Yahoo. Whatever. Yeah. Who
is Yahoo? Yeah, I'm gonna call Marissa. What's her name? Martha
Mercer. No, Martha
Martha Myers. Meyer. Hey, Martha. Martha what's up with
that girl? This is no good. He people are in the chat room was
saying that they just save one right now. Yeah, well, they
saved probably the are some in there that are okay, but I'm
just saying the ones I wanted. That's not good. Anyway, so two
that are there were screenshots. So anyway, we stayed overnight
at Rick's place who there's some pictures in there. He has a
pickup truck and he has written on his windows as well. With
words like slave inside which gets lots of interesting looks
at the gas station at Twin Falls. And an audio some mofo on
the back which no one of course gets outside of Texas. But he
had an official no agenda parking spot for us, which is
great. And we just pulled up and he had a nice barbecue Bob
burgers for us on the grill and we had some drinks and I'll tell
you, man, Rick got me into some crazy, crazy out there podcasts
that I hadn't heard of yet. So we wound up drinking and talking
quite late actually. And Rick used to be a he used to drive
truck. And so he gave us to drive trucks how you say it
brother. He used to drive. You don't say he was a truck driver.
He used to drive truck. And, and, and he also also was a
firefighter for the he fought a lot of the the wildfires. So he
cut us to CDs, one with fantastic trucker music. I mean
stuff that somebody had heard, but other stuff. You can't hear
that on the radio. And the other one was one of the CDs he would
play while he was out there fighting fires. So I have like
two perfect starter kits for daily source codes. I'm just
going to fill it up with some extra stuff. So we were cruising
on down to Salt Lake City playing all that it was very,
very cool. Salt Lake City, where of course we'd been to Layton
stayed there with with Mike. Now we went to Justin pecks house.
And this was a very young meetup actually. Young a lot of young
people came by
as a young person, I'd say 20s
Most people in their 20s Maybe a few in their early for actually
Mike came I know he's not 20 But Mike came can come down from
late and he came to to this meetup as well. And it was it
was actually it was really good. I mean, I learned a lot about
the Mormon faith. Or as we say here in these parts. Well,
let me get this straight. So you're in Utah and you ran into
some Mormons?
Well, we call them LDS John is is how we classify that here. So
you say yes we here in Utah and there were a few LDS which is
stands for Latter Day Saints a couple LDS at the meetup. I
think everyone had been raised LDS. And it's very interesting.
This, this this Latter Day Saints they they basically are
constitutionalist who believe in God.
Yeah, sounds about right.
And in fact, I'm sure you've heard of the White Horse
prophecy. No, really? Oh, I was waiting for you to go
out eventually. Yeah, that's bull crap. All right, you can
look it up on the book of knowledge. Grab a bunch of nasty
notes I expect you
would be the Yeah, I've heard of that is bull crap. The way
that his book rank you
the White House prophecy, I'm reading from the book of non
White House, the White Horse sorry, the White Horse prophecy
is a statement purported to been made in 1814 by Joseph Smith,
Jr, the founder of the Latter Day Saint movement. Regarding
the future, the Latter Day Saints which are the OG Mormons,
the original and the United States of America. The Latter
Day Saints, according to the prophecy would go to the Rocky
Mountains and be a great and mighty people. And here comes he
identified that the White Horse described in the Revelation of
John the prophecy predicts that the United States Constitution
will one day hang like a thread and will be saved by the efforts
of the white horse in the White House. That would be an LDS ie a
Mormon in the White House. And you cannot deny it
doesn't sound like it's gonna be this Mormon, you cannot deny
that the coincidence is quite great.
Well, Romney is Greek for white horse.
Oh, really? Is that? Is that true? No,
no, I'm just I just made that up. It's a funny idea, though.
You could throw that into a conversation and I'm sure he
gets some attention. So well, let me think I'm listening to
Romney at the I'm in my head. I'm listening to Romney net
right now in my head when he was in the debates, and he was
debating Ron Paul, and some of the others that were there was
on the earlier debates, where he defended the use of torture,
thinking it was a great idea. Yeah. And there's nothing about
torture in the Constitution. And I think cruel and unusual
punishment would be in there. I don't think which seems like
torture is that if yes, hey,
hey, man, come on. You know we already we already discussed
this. Waterboarding is not torture. It's enhanced
interrogation technique.
So he's all for this. And so I think in me this guy probably
ate the white horse
I think someone messed up and it should have been Huntsman that's
probably what happened.
Wouldn't be the way he she makes more sense as a white horse.
Yeah, well, then maybe the Constitution she has a better
background as LDS than I think Romney does. I think he Huntsman
Well, yeah. Huntsville, man. Good. And, you know, hunter
would have been a good vice presidential candidate day. But
unfortunately, you can see the problem there. brought another
Mormon and a whole bunch of Scrum.
Well, I think actually, that in the overall conversation, the
mainstream maybe media, the actual LDS conversation hasn't
really been covered. No one's really talking about what Latter
Day Saints are, what they stand for. I also found out a lot
about the database, I understand the database now. The big
database they got, yeah, what about it, everybody's in killer
about it. Okay. So the reason why they have the database is to
track obviously, ancestry and lineage because if you're LDS
marriage is for eternity, so it's forever and ever and ever.
And the idea is, you know, that whole baptism thing that you
brought up how you can be baptized like you said before
years ago, right? No, it wasn't it was just a year ago I think
but the whole was like yeah, you can baptize with a baptized with
it. Baptize Hitler dies, the dead. Yes. Yeah. baptize the
dead. So they can keep track of you for these baptisms. And to
make sure everybody, everybody eventually is on board with the
program.
Didn't we discuss this or you weren't paying attention?
I didn't know that. That's what the database was for, though.
Yeah, of course. Anyway, Kevin, who was there who was LDS? It
sounds like it like you have Asperger's or something like
that. Hey, man, I'm LDS. I'm so sorry. Now you're taking
medication for that. He said that his one of his wishes in
life is to baptize me.
Yeah. Don't just do it right now. That's what I am now.
Let's get the holy water on
ready drink.
The drink. Anyway, that was great.
It was who was it? Now it was some Jewish guy that was I
forgot what it was. were some that they baptized some famous
Jewish guy. It was there was a big fuss about this. I think
there's one of the stories we cover down but it's water under
the bridge considering what's going on now.
Yes, that is true. That is there's a I was kind of
surprised by two things a how much I was able to get done on
the 4g connection here because there's no Wi Fi to speak of.
And just how much is actually going on that we are aware of. I
mean, by the way did you watch To the closing ceremony of the
Olympics, I was kind of counting on you to do that.
No, I didn't even know when it was I did. I missed it but I was
only short I understood wasn't anything to it said they kind of
premiered the Rio bull crap I thought they had
they were like hug they had like the the mascots are some pedo
bear hugging all the athletes as they got
here as a pedo. Bear hugging all the athletes. That's what I
heard. I missed it.
One of the theories at the Salt Lake City meetup was the zombie
virus was given to each one of the Olympic athletes. And so now
they're all going back to their own countries and propagating
their formula.
zombie virus. Yeah, that's a reasonable thesis. I'm glad
these meetups are so productive.
You're just jealous. You're not there, that we only have your
head on a stick. Now well, originally in which people do
want to buy apparently, this is a premium item that
we're looking at ahead. That's actually the right size and it
needs a top on it. You got me it looks like I'm wearing a flat
top haircut from 1956 You're
a little frayed around the edges. Now from the overuse if
people licking you people holding up against the crotch,
it's
wonder I feel wet at night.
Hey, Oh. All right. So we did have one executive producer with
the meetup donation. So I think we should thank right off the
bat.
We'll get well we do have one on the spreadsheet today. Yeah,
well, luckily
because Yeah. I was looking at the spreadsheet in the very,
very
worst. Yeah, this is one of the worst donation weeks. We've had
for probably a year. Yeah.
Well, there you go. What a great idea. This hot pockets tour it's
really helping with with the participation. So Justin, a jack
Mormon Justin, Justin Hill from Provo, Utah, donated $333.33 and
had a note accompanying his donation hat him and John have
been a listener since I heard Adam on the Adam Carolla show
three years ago, I couldn't believe there was a guy on this
show talking about how our country is broke and Michael
Jackson might have been murdered. Also how his podcast
is listener supported I fell in love with the no agenda show up
to my first listen, I need to quickly douching because I
haven't donated since episode 333. Since I need to get my
knighthood by the end of this year, I'm doing $333.33 Here at
the meetup I've been propagating the formula every chance I get
by making friends, families and employees. Listen to the shows
while in my truck. Two years ago, I punched Justin Peck in
the mouth. He was our host. And now here we are at his house. I
need to call Eric the bucket filler McGinnis out as a
douchebag. I punched him in the mouth two years ago and he still
hasn't donated I need a hot milk call out from my wife, Ashley,
who was about to have our third human resource any second now.
In fact, as do today, I would like to get a little kid Shut up
slave followed by a two to the head love the show and all that
you guys do. So a little kid Shut up to to the head and a
milk. So let's do the that's one mother I'd like to you've got
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Could I get it to to the head to to the head Hey citizen, karma
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Yeah. So well, let's, let's hope it helps. You've got karma.
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come on, can't do it again.
Chefs, chefs slave tripleplay. Hey, you're wrapping it. A
triple play DJ in it.
Everybody. How you doing? DJ see on on the turntables here, the
wheels of steel. I did have another thought. And this may
sound crazy. But I've been investigating being a write in
candidate for the general election. Yeah. And it's very
possible. Turns out it's not hard at all. In fact, you are by
law in many states are allowed to print stickers. So people
won't write down the wrong name. And they just put the sticker
into the slot so that you're guaranteed of being counted. And
if you look at history, a lot of very well known presidents have
become president by being written in. I was at college
from Alaska was a write in candidate. Well, let me let me
man I can't remember name when they give
you the list. Herbert Hoover won the wall. This is primaries. He
won the Massachusetts presidential primary and write
ins. Franklin D. Roosevelt won the New Jersey presidential
primary. Let's see if anyone actually won president. No, no,
no. But it can be done. And I mean,
the senator from Alaska, that woman who you can look up a
Senator. Yes, she was rousted by the Tea Party. Under some scam
bola Lisa railroad Lisa Murkowski. Yeah, Murkowski. She
was railroaded out of her out of the office essentially as the
Republican nominee and they brand some douchebag literally,
and against the Democrat and she made a big fuss about it because
she was a she's a very well liked senator in Alaska by both
parties. And so she said she'd made they made a massive
Brighton campaign and ended up putting her back in and even
though they had to sue because somebody was spelling her name
wrong, because she's got a long run name with an IRA. Why,
right. And it was it was I think, a black guy to the
Republican Party along there's been a number of these that have
been kind of the scams these people into the they pulled us
when I was in the I'm trying to think of what it was it was a
couple years ago up in the up in the
butt here. Here's what I was thinking. Here's here's the
reason why I was thinking it's worth a try. First of all, I
think we're putting
this back, back, back, back back back. What's worth a try being
writing in for what were in the general election. You can run a
be running for President. Yes.
And well, um, you know, we've already discussed that I would
be president, you'd be vice president. Okay, now, bear with
me for a second. The reason why this is prime now we know that
neither the Republicans or the Democrats want to win. Right?
Come on. Now. You can't back go back, pal. Okay, I'm
all right. I'm all over it already. Okay,
so neither the Democrats or Republicans want to win. Now we
have a prime situation where I believe the turnout for the vote
is going to be at an all time low. People don't care. But you
know, on the other hand, where these debates happen on CNN and
MSNBC, and they'll have a couple of one or two of them on the big
networks, but not a lot. Not as many people are watching. We are
the best podcast in the universe. We have some people
listening. We have at least one person, every single state who
can go and fill out the paperwork. In some cases, you
only have to register your paperwork one day before the
general election. So most of its in September, or October. So
that's totally possible. But think about the beauty of it
now, where the President has sat has now signed into law, that
they're shown a change in the Constitution and actual
constitutional change, that there will no longer be
senatorial hearings and affirmation hearings for the
presidency. have in it. So I'm thinking what an opportunity to
we just go like, hey, you know, hey, Republicans, Democrat
Democrats, you don't? You don't want to win. Let us win. And
then we bring in like the we have Ron Paul as our Secretary
of the Treasury, we bring in Judge Napolitano to run justice.
Can you imagine how awesome our cabinet would be?
Whatever happened to judge into politics? I know talking about a
guy has been railroaded.
That's what I mean. But you know, it'd be perfect. And then
we promise a couple of things. One is we won't actually live in
the White House, we're going to build a container structure on
the lawn, where you and I show live and and we do most of our
we just do a podcast. We've already discussed that part.
That's how we how we run policy, and just everything that is
unconstitutional, which is
exactly why Cesar Chavez, we're not Cesar Chavez, but the other
Chavez in Venezuelan
Caesar's Palace, Caesar's Palace.
All right. Well, just I think you should keep going ahead with
the scheme. Well,
hey, listen, would you you will be my vice president, why don't
you?
Why not lose the money? Real health benefits are worth it.
Alone.
Can you imagine how and Oh, and by the way, I commit we will cut
back on staff I shall fly Air Force One myself and, and the
helicopter. So we don't need anyone for that. And there's a
whole bunch of good things we could do. I mean, make the White
House the people's house. He was just the it's a rave, nonstop
rave. Everyone can come in just rave. And we're living in the
containers on the lawn. And it's just it's very simple. Sounds
like the future of the country. If you vote for the no agenda
party all constitution, no agenda, curry Divorce Act 2012.
Write us in. Just helped me with one thing. Who would be
secretary of state?
Hillary Clinton.
The Yuxi is good, isn't she?
Running things anyway.
I'm just saying I think I think is a valid shot right now. This
is this could be our year, because no one wants to run it.
But let's look at more and more like that as time goes by.
Anyway, if you guys want to start a writing campaign, we
will of course, support that. Oh, yeah, here it is. Bobby
Eaton for Secretary of State.
She has enough experience. Whoa. I'm the mom.
Right. And we'll bring in Leo Laporte as the CIO. This would
be a great cabinet. How about defense who would run defense
for us? I guess so.
Let me think who would be good. I mean, there's a million gags
here that I can't think of any offense caught me off guard.
I'm kind of serious. Yeah, yeah, no.
Sure. You are Ted Nugent. Who? Ted Nugent. Perfect. Good catch.
Absolutely.
Oh, Bruce Shrike Schneider. Schneider. Nugent, Nugent,
perfect Ted, the Nuge. Boy, we'd have no problems. All right,
then. So maybe while we're on the presidential tip, we should
listen to our President, our current president, the one who
doesn't whose party does not want him to win. He was in Iowa.
And he gave us once again, I'm always very happy to hear this.
He gave us the definition of the American dream. And I would like
to just the corroborate that it'd be good because of course
the Republican Party obviously want the same thing and believe
that is the dream as well. Otherwise, they would refute
this time and time again. So they have
refused to yes, this. Let's stop everybody. Right now and mention
this. We have caught this meme early on a probably two years
ago. And we've written it into the ground. And we know for a
fact this is the perfect, the perfect handle for the
Republican Party to latch on to. And they refuse to because and I
believe you're probably right, they think the same way.
So let me read from the book of knowledge, the American Dream is
a national ethos of the United States a set of ideals in which
freedom includes the opportunity for prosperity and success and
an upward social mobility achieved through hard work. In
the definition of the American Dream by James Truslow. Adams in
1931, quote, life should be better and richer and fuller for
everyone with opportunity for each according to ability or
achievement regard ARLIS of social class or circumstances of
birth, the idea of the American Dream is rooted in the United
States Declaration of Independence, which proclaims
that all men are created equal and that they are endowed by
their creator with certain inalienable rights. Does that
sound like the American dream to you, John C. Dvorak.
It's closer than anything else I've
heard. But we needed to restore the basic bargain.
First of all, it's a bargain now. It's no longer a dream, a
bargain. Bargain.
Somewhere in some shopping mall in the Middle East. Hey,
Mustafa has a bargain for you. Come on over made this country
great. The basic deal that created the greatest middle
class, it's a deal now, and the most prosperous economy the
world has ever known. And it's a simple bargain. It says, if you
work hard,
your work should be rewarded. If you act responsibly, and you put
in enough effort, you should be able to find a job that pays the
bills.
A job that pays the bills, yes.
Have a home, you can call your own. Count on health care when
you get sick. Wow, wow, that's a new one. Put away enough to
retire with dignity and respect.
Yeah, it's just getting by name, ladies and gentlemen. That's
right. And most of all,
give your kids an education that allows them to dream even bigger
than you did and do even better than you did. That's the
American promise. That's the American dream.
I'm sorry. I have to respectfully disagree, Mr.
President, that is not the American dream. It is not the
promise.
So to summarize, the American dream, according to this guy, is
that you work hard, you get a job and that you get paid enough
to pay the bills and you have kids that pretty much we think
outside the box a little more than you do. But they
go into debt, they can go into debt by going to some phony
baloney school. That's kind of the
debt by Yeah, because the government has made it so you
can't really go to school anymore without going into debt
right.
Now this of course was scripted for him. Which is, which means
that it is the the messaging of his partay. And just to prove
that it's scripted, let's listen to what we always love a little
flub in the script. It's always funny to listen to.
Some workers lost their jobs, they went back to community
college, got retrained and now got a new job. Small businesses
kept their doors open by hook or by crook.
By the way. What does that mean? Some hook or by crook, which
means they
were dishonorable. But they were doing something illegal. They
were cheating by
hook or by crook, they were cheating. I actually looked up
the etymology of by hook or by crook. See the earliest
shipbuilding days or something like that.
14th century John Gower's confession, confessional a
mantis with the hip which means hook and what with crook? They,
by false witness and perjury make her Meister? In other
words, yeah, by stealing and by lying. That's how they did it.
Of course. That's how we have to do it.
Yeah, with all these government regulations,
and so slowly, we've seen four and a half million new jobs
created half a million new manufacturing jobs the most
since the Great Depression of most since the 1990s.
Oh, what an idiot. The most since the Great Depression,
make that mistake. It's not on the script. There's nothing you
could flip. That's not a flub.
He's on auto keys on auto auto. Something in your mind, of
course, because that's all he's been saying. You know, it's like
the worst depression since the worst economic downfall since
the Great Depression, the Great Depression, and then it's like,
we created more jobs since the Great Depression. That's about
what you did. Just during the Great Depression. Very good. Oh,
douche. So anyway, so I think that and by the way, when we go
when we do our media as President and Vice President,
we're going to be playing these clips. We're going to go on TV
shows, let me just play a little clip for you. And we'll play
these clips. We won't let the media decide what we're going to
do. We're going to do that. We'll just do our podcast.
That's that's the way it works. It works.
Well, I'm very disappointed in the media.
freely. Oh, hold on a second. Newsflash, John's disappointed
in the media everybody at this Justin John C. Dvorak
disappointed in media. A true middle oven.
Yeah, anyways, depressing. So I guess they tried to bust down
the doors that you any more any more travel news.
And besides that we're going to array Colorado.
After that you got to be you're going to be in Albuquerque on
Saturday night and
we got the big meetup. In Albuquerque. Yes.
By the way, there's a lot of people that show up at these
meetups, they all pose for these photos.
Yes. And it's it's quite fun and we all talk and we listen and we
eat and we drink. And we are all Mary.
Is everyone married?
No, certainly not. At Mike him Mike Stadium in in late and I
think he's a very eligible bachelor. 43 got a good gig. Not
on Facebook. It's got an arsenal once
explained with a jack Mormon is you said you use the word a jack
Mormon.
You said Jack Mormon.
Now that was in the letter from Jr. Hill. I don't know what that
means. I don't know what Jack amazing
guy who's who's not really in the church anymore. But he
doesn't have any bitches about right.
Okay, now that makes lapsed member? Yeah. Formerly known as
LDS. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Okay, so I'm waiting for you to tell
me how disappointed you are in the media. And for me to listen,
I'm
watching the You know, I'm watching this thing. You know,
I'm watching online and watching the, you know, they're gonna
bust into the Ecuadorian Embassy. Apparently last night I
even
sent if you sent me a rare text message, saying, Oh, they're
going to the Brits, or
yeah, they're surrounding the place. And they had a bunch of
and then they decided, I guess against it. Or, you know, I
don't know what they're thinking, but they had the place
around. And then the Occupy London people came in, and it
was all being streamed online. So I say, well, let's go to CNN,
because CNN likes to get right down there, you know, and
they're gonna be have live cameras. And there wasn't one
even a mention of this thing, except on a couple of four news
broadcasts that this was going on. I mean, it could have been
an international incident in the making, but they weren't even
interested in covering it. So Finnis these streams are much
better than the crap that they're bringing in from Syria.
The stream actually didn't work when I when I tried to look at
people watching the crap out, of course, of course, of course. So
what do you make of this? I have I have some thoughts.
All right. Give us your thoughts. No, no, I
want to know what you think. I mean, clearly, it makes no sense
that the British government finds it so important to
extradite Julian Assange, Julian, Julian Assange,
Julian Julian Assange for they aren't even have charged formal
charges never been haven't ever even been filed. Their excuse
for getting him was that he now jump bail. So now he's up. He's
a wanted fruit fugitive. And this was gonna be bad, but
he didn't. But essentially, he has political asylum in the
Ecuadorian Embassy. And so I'm thinking can be one of only one
of two things. The first rabbit hole I went down is what's up
with Ecuador. Now, besides the fact that no one really likes
Ecuador, particularly because they're taking a lot of China
money these days, China is investing a lot. I looked around
I was actually helped by James de burka, James Burke, I think,
one of our producers in the UK. So if you were to what, what
other reason could there be to go in and say, We've got to get
Julian Assange, because he has political asylum in the embassy?
What if it turned out that maybe there was someone else who was
in the embassy that they were really after? That's a good
theory, and they were just using Assange? Well, it turns out this
woman, Andrea Davidson, who was an intelligence adviser to the
Trade and Industry Select Committee on arms in Iraq, and
also gave evidence to the initial Scott inquiry. This is
about the weapons of mass destruction. Now, what happened
to the other guy? Who do you think his name was Dr. David
Kelly,
I think you have a sound effect. Yeah, I
think that would be He slit his wrists with a potato knife and
bled to death and attention in in the field
in the woods by himself, because he was depressed. So
so she was supposed to testify at this most recent tribunal,
the one where Blair was at and everything, and she didn't show
up. In fact, her house was raided, and she apparently had
tons of documents and all kinds of proof that not only was there
no weapons of mass destruction, but that the UK was actually
involved in a lot of real dirty dealing with supplying weapons
to Saddam Hussein, including nuclear and biological weapons.
And so it appears that she took refuge in the Ecuadorian
Ambassador and that that's what they're really after they need
to shut her up. But they're playing it under the guise of we
need Julian Assange.
How about this for an idea? Julian Assange is actually an
agent for one of the maybe mi six or someone who he went
specifically to hide in the Ecuadorian embassy to create
this this this kind of brouhaha.
Yeah, well, that would make sense. Well, he's certainly.
Yeah, why Ecuador?
Thank you. Yeah. I mean, you could choose so many. That's a
good one. So that expands on it. That makes a lot of sense of
maybe he was also there, try and get some info. But essentially,
you know, sit tight. He also did an interview with the
iminium actually been there to assassinator.
But he forgot his knife. You forgot his dangerous peanuts,
potato knife.
You forgot? Damn. I forgot the potato knife. I had worked so
well on David Kelly. So I think we keep our eyes on that this,
this woman, Andrea Davidson. Not a lot of information. She
actually did sue Google. I have some documents on that. Because
someone had posted a lot of her documents on a Blogger blog,
which I have a couple of screenshots from as well. And
she wanted to get those off because she was feared for her
life. And she tried to sue Google to make that happen, of
course, then at that point, Google's like, No, this is no
good. We can keep all this we shouldn't be throwing that off.
So she does apparently exist. And she was supposed to be the
star witness at the Chilcott inquiry. That's the Iraq
Inquiry, but was never called, despite the fact that she did
give evidence at the previous Iraq Inquiry and get more
Something's
fishy about this action that took place last night. And so
they didn't really storm the place or anything. Right. I
think they either planted something or they put some
cameras up, or they it was a it was a misdirection. So let's
make a big scene over here by the front door. And we'll sneak
up this poll and stick a camera up here and we'll be spying and
I think there's something going on. Because it was lots of lots,
lots of people lots of action to I think three in the morning,
when the occupied people came in to pitch. Yeah, look over here.
Nothing to see. Look at that. And then they arose. None of
this was covered. None of this was covered at all. Well, that's
that's that's the part that's that's a little unfortunate.
Because you know, if if they're there to make a big stink to
arrest Giulia, then you think that would cover that. Well,
we'll see. I mean it maybe they got caught off guard, maybe they
didn't know what's going on. Maybe they'll start covering it
today. Maybe, yeah, that's right. They had the super lotto
millionaire. I know, that guy, they got that guy.
Just Super Millionaire, you can go on, I think, almost $200
million, or 140 million euros or something. Yeah. And he. And he
says, you know, he said is what kills me about these guys. They
win this huge amount of money. So you know, we're not going to
change our lifestyle. We're going to keep the store open.
You know, of course, that's inviting all kinds of
kidnappers. And whatever we're going to we're nothing is going
to change. So I'm thinking, hey, wait a minute. Why did you even
enter the lottery in the first place for if you're not going to
change? Or you don't you enter this thing. So you can make a
bunch of money in tents and tell everyone to screw themselves on
leave? I mean, it makes no sense to me that you'd enter and then
you win. And you say, Yeah, I didn't want to win. or what have
you just said, what's wrong? Can you explain that to me?
Well, I had a dream. Two nights ago, I
just want to throw money away. They never really hope to win.
I had a dream two nights ago, which is along these lines, and
maybe we can answer this together. So strangely enough, I
had a dream where someone had left in their will $10 million
to the no agenda show. And I and I recall in this dream, you and
I having a conversation like that, screw it, screw that show
was take the money and run the show. But then we decided to do
it anyway. So now we'll just continue to do it. We might get
another 10 million. It was a good dream. It was really nice.
I was like, ah, the pressures off. You know, it was really
nice. No, I
think part of the charm of
the show segment is that we have no money. Well, we haven't ever
broke remember our bargain here is the American promise we are
living the American dream of just getting by ladies and
gentlemen. That's why we are called
so unless you got something pressing, I have a few items I'd
like to kind of get to
Well, let me see if there's anything important. I mean, I do
have some items. I get quite a roll roll
with a row with the baby. You have to totally different stuff
than from what I have. So that's good.
Well, I can run my go run yours and I'll come up with some
stuff. I'd like to you don't think I have a lot of filler
that I can. Oh, it's all filler. I
got it. Okay. No, no, I
mean when you have somebody say I got a topper.
Oh, well, why don't you top me now big boy.
Well play the MiG pilot shown my favorite. Oh, yeah, apparently,
you know, they shot down a MIG somehow in Syria, right. Yeah,
in Syria. In fact, I have two clips on this one is the guy
analyzing it. Make pilot down. There's another one. Look for
the other ones here as ference bring down, bring down big play
that first and this is the the analysis was just they couldn't
have brought him down with a machine gun like they claim
huge propaganda.
We showed the footage to an expert, a former British Army
Intelligence Officer
expert for fixed wing aircraft to be shut down with the type of
capability that we understood was available. This is it is
significant. There's some degree of training gunplay been in
place. And indeed, the army that we'd be used to bring down this
type of aircraft would indicate a serious step up from the light
weapons that we've seen previously. And then certain
conflicts. Yeah, I
agree. It seems highly unlikely that an AK 47 Like weapon is
going to bring down an area that were they were shooting at it
with because I didn't see it. Yeah. Okay.
So they have the pilot, they captured the pilot, and I just
loved the way they present this on. I think there's the BBC,
actually was one of the other services, maybe your own news,
whatever. It was like they're very, they're very skeptical
about this guy, this old man who was piloting the plane.
Syrian rebels are taking maximum advantage in the constant
propaganda war. They've released this video purporting to show
the captured pilot, a colonel, though he appears rather old for
a fighter pilot, and there is no sign of a flying suit.
No flying suited guy looks like he's 60. And he's got a beard.
Or one of those man
Hold on a second. It is you cannot have a beard or a
mustache. If you are flying supersonic, if you are highly
pressurized with the oxygen because it can actually light
your mustache or beard on fire. Yeah, you cannot have that as a
fighter pilot. But to the best of my knowledge. No, I can't I
can't You can't get a good seal anyway with the mask.
Possibly, but I know that I know guys who have had mustaches in
the end. And they've had ignite because of the oxygen. It's a
It's not It's bull crap.
This total bull crap for the guy is old. And he has those white
suits. He was just casually driving the thing I guess for
crap.
Alright, well, then let's stay on Syria, because I figured it
out. John. I figured it out. Yep, I figured out Syria.
Okay, good. It's about time because I haven't figured it all
right. It's about well, so two clips helped help lead me down
the path. The first one was Panetta. Panetta, who was our
Secretary of Defense, soon to be followed by Ted Nugent, when
Devorah curry 2012 kicks in. And he's talking about Syria. And of
course, he's got to propagate, you know, there were 48, Iranian
Iranian guys who were arrested. So he answers that with some
chilling, chilling testimony on Syria. We've got word this is
the Pentagon briefing. By the way, I was able to catch all
these on the on the replays on the web, that many of the 48
Iranian men who were captured. This guy doesn't know what he's
talking about, cuz he's saying Iranian. So he's already you
know, it's already a stupid question
earlier this month by the Syrian army in Damascus are in fact
IRGC members. What information do you have about this? How,
what were they doing there? How deep does Iranian involvement
runs in this conflict?
Well, you know, without having specific information that the
individuals involved in, in this particular situation, it is
obvious to both General Dempsey and I, that Iran is playing a
larger role in Syria, in many ways, not only in terms of the
IRGC. But in terms
of the Iranian Royal Guard, I guess IRGC Iranian Royal Guard
era, Iranian, Iranian, Iranian Royal Guard Corps, something
like that, of assistance,
training. There's now indication that they're trying to develop
or trying to train a militia within Syria, to be able to
fight on behalf of the regime. So we are seeing In a growing
presence by Iran, and that is,
notice how he says it right, Iran have deep concern to us
that that's taking place. And, you know, we, we do not think
that that Iran ought to be playing that role. At this
moment in time.
I thought that was interesting. It's not time for them to do
this, don't play that role. Your script is not You're not ready,
you're not ready, you're not up yet. This is not your time to
play your
role, or that it's dangerous, that it's adding to the killing,
you could get hurt
playing, didn't get hurt, if you skip ahead in the script, Iran,
that's going on in Syria, and that it tries to bolster a
regime that we think ultimately is going to come down. Okay. But
all it's going to wind up doing, frankly, is to prolong the
misery of the Syrian people. So I guess our hope is that is that
Iran thinks better about how much they do want to get
involved. But in any event, we've got to make sure that Iran
does not exercise that kind of influence in Syria, and try to
determine the future of the Syrians, Syrian people, the
Syrian people ought to determine their future, not Iran.
Okay. So there's a couple of things here, first of all, and
this is kind of a background, and it will become important
later on when I unfold what has happened. So Iran is obviously
important. But they shouldn't be playing their role right now.
And I believe that Panetta and Lucifer clippity, clop, are all
sincere when they say that Syria should be running their own
show, and that they should have their own democratically elected
leaders, of course, they will be the right kind of democratically
elected leaders. But that's obvious. So that's just a little
background, then we have Victoria Nuland, she is the
shield who speaks on behalf of the State Department. And by the
way, when we're in the White House, we're not going to have
some spokes hole, we're going to go up there, and we're just
gonna talk, we're gonna answer the press, and we're gonna have
some spokes hold every single day, we're going to do it. So
Matt, our buddy, Matt, the guy who has been placed in the
school benches at the State Department who gets no credit,
he hears her say something, and comes back to it. So first, I've
added this together. First, you hear her saying something very
interesting about Syria. And then he catches her. And of
course, this is audio so you can't see your face. But she's
very unhappy with what he's what he's caught and what he's
grilling her on.
The country is being destroyed, Fast and Furious in a way a
rapidly your your deliberations with other countries? Would it
be a good idea to have something akin to the Marshall Plan?
This is another journalist asking about Syria, you know,
are what are we doing? We're only sending him water and
blankets, we're not sending him any guns. So we put some kind of
plan in place, what should we be doing the day
after, because everybody talks about the day after Is that
something that you can already discuss, or you have discussed
with the rich oil countries in the Gulf,
you know, Syria is is not a rocket doesn't have that great,
vast, natural wealth. And depending upon how long this
goes on, we are already seeing a lot of the economic
underpinnings of serious prosperity at risk from this
fighting. So there's going to have to be a serious rebuilding
job that will be Syrian led, obviously, but the international
community has to be ready to support. So we're beginning to
think about those things.
So when I heard that I'm like, wow, that's interesting. Syria,
it ain't worth anything. That's that's the that's the takeaway I
got from it. It's like, well, you know, they got no oil, no
gas, not really worth our trouble to do anything. Matt
picks up on this mess.
So I was intrigued by your statement of fact, a few minutes
ago, where you said Syria is not Iraq. It doesn't have the great
natural wealth that Iraq does. I presume you're talking about
oil? Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, it has some natural wealth, but it's not
swimming ability
reasons why you're not doing anything to intervene. Because
Syria doesn't have the amount of oil that either Iraq or Libya
had.
There are no connections between these two.
I yourself brought up the distinction when I just want to
make sure that that's not the oil is not the reason that
you're not doing anything militarily to help the Syrian
people.
My point with regard to Iraq was that Syria is a country that in
the rebuilding phase is likely to want need and request
significant international economic support because it
doesn't have the same kind of natural benefits.
Or experience. AraC didn't need any help. No, of
course they did, but they didn't need it. They mostly took loans,
they mostly took technical support. They didn't take loans,
straight out assistance in the same way. So, you know,
to suggest that they're going into military militarily
intervening in a country with oil is under US interests, but
not intervening in a country that doesn't have well, isn't in
the US there
is no, there is no connection between those two things or
decisions about how to support the opposition, or based on the
litmus test, as the Secretary has put out very clearly in
Istanbul, and which we've been saying all along, we want to
ensure that what we do to support the opposition actually
hastens the day rather than increasing the suffering.
Please, please, please shut up Matt. ixnay on the oil sgei
dude, so he nails it, he nails it, that we are not and she of
course backpedals and says all kinds of bullcrap, but you know,
she didn't say, Oh, well, Syria can take out loans. No, because
they have no collateral. Iraq had the collateral. But of
course, that's all economic hitman stuff anyway. Because
it's just you know, that the loans are just going straight
into Western companies. So I'm like, Okay, what is so important
about Syria, that they have to make all this brouhaha? Yet,
they're not good. And here's a prediction, there will be no no
fly zone, there will be no boots on the ground. We are not going
to go in there. The only thing that has to happen is we have to
have the right Kurds running the show. So here's where we move
over to the Kurds in northern Iraq. Who were right now we have
turkey, in Iraq or Iran or Iraq, sorry, Iraq. They are killing
the Kurds the wrong the the Kurds who are not on board with
the program. So I think you and I discussed that Assad hat must
have done something wrong. In order for all of this to happen.
He then we had he had to do something that really screwed it
up. And he did. But it wasn't against the United States of
America Gitmo nation states directly. It was against their
longtime ally Turkey. So Turkey, of course, at the moment is in
the hot bird seat. They are the past through country for all oil
and natural gas pipelines into Europe. Your market.
I want to interrupt you with a clip Oh, please. FSA, which is
the Free Syrian Army in a nutshell, who's financing them.
And the West no longer seems to have faith in the political
opposition. So they're now braced for a military solution,
the outcome of street by street fighting between the regime and
rebel fighters. But in Syria, there are scores of different
groups some unconnected, some rebels apparently fighting for
democracy, others jihadist mostly under the banner of the
Free Syrian Army, the FSA, which shows loyalty to those paying
and arming them. from Qatar, Saudi Arabia and Turkey.
Bing, bing, bing, exactly. So Turkey, of course, is the proxy
for this but Turkey and in Syria were bestest buddies. They were
really good. And we know some of this because we've discussed
this on a pipeline episode. But they were the bestest buddies,
because of course, we have the the Arab gas pipeline coming up
from Libya, Egypt, all the routing around Israel, going up
into Turkey. So that was part one. But Syria is actually the
crossroads of energy, because they have pipelines coming in
known as the Islamic pipeline, the IPC from Iraq. But one year
ago, two months before the Arab Spring in Syria, Assad signed a
deal. And this is this is the key part, he signed a deal a $10
billion natural gas pipeline deal with Iran and Iraq. And
instead of routing this study, we have the one going from south
to north, that's the the Arab gas pipeline. And then the one
coming in from east to west, which, which Turkey was okay
with because they wanted to connect those points in, in
places like Homs and Aleppo. So it comes in from the bottom
comes in from the right, it connects and it all goes up into
Turkey into into Europe. But Assad then decided with this $10
billion deal that this pipeline wasn't going to go up it was
going to continue going to the left to the west, right into
TARDIS, and they were going to pipe it up through Cyprus or
whatever else they want to do. They were going and they were
routing around Turkey. So after this deal is announced and this
thing is to be completed by 2015. So it's already you know,
it's already being built. And of course, who owns Tartars, who
owns the port there, that would be the Russians. So they get
their deal. Two months after that, all of a sudden, we have
the uprising, because it's Turkey who said, Oh, really,
you're gonna go and screw us? I don't think so. And this oil,
and this gas is supposed to be coming from Kirkuk. This is
where the Kurds are playing a role. So the whole idea, and by
the way, the Kurdish population makes up not 9% of Syria is
Kurd. But you have different types of Kurds. And this is
where it gets very complicated for me, because this is like
Sunni and Shia, that has a lot to do with it. But they want the
Kurds who are on board with the program to be running the show
in Syria, so they don't pipe it on out to TARDIS where the
rooskies Pick it up, or whoever else they can sell it to. They
want it to be at the connection point. So this is what is going
on. No one gives a crap about Syria, not a single crap, they
got nothing, like $4 billion in oil a year, no one cares. This
is all about the Islamic pipeline deal that Assad Sinai,
and they're stopping that. And of course, it's very important
for for a country like Turkey, and for Europe, actually, to not
just be reliant upon all the Russian natural gas, they needed
an alternative, that we've already got the North Stream,
the South Stream, and the buco, whatever it's called.
And we've already seen the red because the Russians already
played their hand too soon, by exact pulling the plug and go to
the trouble of killing all of the Polish government to get
their way with this with their pie.
So that's why NATO and Europe are on board because they also
don't want to be dependent upon the Russians. They want to make
sure they have that independent oil. But we don't actually run
northern Iraq, Iraq, the Kurds run northern Iraq, at least
they're when it comes to pipeline security. So that's
where the rub is. And they want to make sure that the pipelines
continue that the oil and it's about 30% Extra, I mean, there's
a huge amount of gas and oil that's coming in, it has to be
connected in Aleppo, and home to go up and not out to the left,
which is the deal that the Russians had. And the Russians,
of course, is sitting there going like, yeah, we got them on
the front end, we got them on the back end, we got them on the
top, we got them on the bottom. And that's what's happening. And
that's why you're not seeing any reports on Turkey killing Kurt
Kurds in northern Iraq, because they're just killing the ones
that are in the way. So the ultimate outcome will be the
right Kurdish government taking over Syria. No one, no one cares
about these people. No one gives a shit about these people. It's
all about these pipelines, because all the oil companies,
the only future they have left is service industry. And of
course, this ties into Iran. The reason why they're not supposed
to be in this soon, is because it's fine. We want to have your
nationalized gas and oil coming in. But we want it to route the
way we want it to route. Now, of course, there isn't another
faction who think that that's the last bastion right? We
already got Iraq. So we might as well go and get Iran and control
all of their natural resources. But I think they're kind of
afraid to do that. So they they really don't want Iran messing
around with it. Because we will do the deal with you. We'll take
your oil and gas, just let us route it properly and shut up
already go away. That's what's going on. No boots on the ground
in Syria. No one gives a crap about the people. It's all about
routing, the oil and gas upwards. But Surprise, surprise,
I was meant another pipeline episode. Yeah. But
it's this is what's going on. That
makes nothing but sense because there's no real any other excuse
me, except for the fact that I find Stein. A casual
conversation said that she thinks he should have a no fly
zone. All I've been hearing is no, no, we're not going to do no
flies. We're just not going to do it. And then there's just a
lot of saber rattling, and we're not going to do anything and the
British are no, we can't send them anything. We just had a
clip last show was a show before where the British Foreign
Minister says we're not we're sending him you know, foot tell
his cell phones.
While you're on that, hold on a second. I got I got another clip
from Panetta and he's talking about the cell phones. This is
actually about self radicalization in Afghanistan,
just to show you that these people are all actors and all
boneheads, listen to what he's saying. Listen to this.
As a secretary. There was a Pentagon report in the spring
that said most of these green on blue incidents had to do more
with personal grudges. Basically, Americans may be
disrespecting Afghans and it led to bloodshed
green on blue. By the way. This is a new one green on blue
violence. Yes. Just talked. Yeah.
They said very little Taliban infiltration. You mentioned the
Taliban. Are we seeing a change? Now we're seeing more Taliban
infiltration with these incidents. You know, in talking
with John Allen, it's clear that you know, there's there's kind
of no one source that that is producing these kinds of, of
attacks. Some of it is are individuals who, for one reason
or another, are upset and suddenly take it out. We've seen
that here in the United States, really, oftentimes. Secondly,
there is a self radicalization that sometimes takes place
within it. So a person may not be a member of the Taliban, but
suddenly is self radicalized. They're tuning in, they use cell
phones to tune into various stations that provide incentives
for that type of thing, really.
So they're taking a cell phone and tuning it into a station,
that radicalizes people or that kind of thing. Really, really,
really
well I have three clips one that can dead finishes with another
Panetta clip because they're not talking about what the Indian
viewed it as you know, I've been spending most of my time
listening to foreign news broadcasts from India, Korea,
Vietnam, pouring
this is very, very good service you're providing
so the Indians blame the entire thing on the Pakistani ISI and
the fact that they have been sponsoring and they have a
reason for this No way where there's Russian and what are
they blaming their Brett blaming isI the intelligent or you know
the Pakistanis? Yeah, the Pakistani intelligence CIA and
and the Haqqani Network and I have two clips when of course we
don't talk about that Connie network but apparently that kind
of network acquainted the Indians of course in a Pakistani
listening to this podcast, the two of them said all the Indians
blame everything on us. Well, in this case, they do play Haqqani
Network part one for the for the opening and by the way, this is
from the Indian news. So they play music and they cornball it
up is worse than anything we've ever produced. But it's but the
information is interesting
enough all the details. Pakistan is in line of fire once again. A
latest report by a US Think Tank reveals the link between Haqqani
Network and the Pakistani spy agency ISI. The startling report
said that over the past three decades, the Haqqanis have
penetrated key business sectors, including import export,
transport, real estate and construction in Afghanistan,
Pakistan, the Arab Gulf and beyond.
As ISI chief Leftenant general, the hero on Islam held crucial
talks with his CIA counterpart. A damning report by a
prestigious US Military Academy has said that the dreaded
Haqqani network receives financial and logistics support
from the Pakistani military.
financial records
for the network obtained by the US military demonstrate that the
group has long obtained the bulk of its logistical supply in
Pakistan and operates across the country, not just the private
areas.
It before you go on this is interesting. I didn't get a clip
of it. But one of the questions in the State Department briefing
is that the Secretary of State Lucifer clippity clop, Hilda
Hilton, Lucifer Hilton. She has 30 days by law to deem the
Haqqani Network, a foreign terrorist organization. So
they're not actually recognized by us at this moment as an FTO.
Well, it sounds like from the description given by Indians at
this more like a bunch of gangsters because they're an if
you listen to import, export their real estate, drug dealers,
they're everywhere. And so now we have a little more analysis
in part two of this clip. And then we find that when Panetta
is asked about any of this stuff he did or the national treasure,
discuss it, they never, it's like this verboten to talk about
these guys.
And that's what is the Pakistani security establishment was
concerned for too long, it had believed that once the USA pulls
out of Afghanistan, they would be appointed as their vice Roys
to look after Afghanistan, when they realize that their hopes
were being maligned. The Pakistani security establishment
instigated Haqqani Network to target Western citizens,
particularly the US soldiers and citizens. And as a result, you
can see there has been a spurt in the killing of US troops, the
Western troops as well as Western citizens in Afghanistan
over the last one year. And I think the US saw through it and
it is, in light of this, that Admiral Mike Mullen made his
famous statement that we know The Kakani network is involved.
And I think you're right. I think they're just thugs. And
we're and we're probably doing business with them with arms and
drugs do drug deals.
Yeah, I think so too. But they're meanwhile killing us
left and right. And then at some of the more recent incidents
that seem to be stemmed from this Nope. So meanwhile, we hear
Panetta and I have the Panetta clip, which is Coach Panetta,
discussing something new and in some way that I haven't yet to
grasp. And I wanted to ask you, have you ever heard this sort of
terminology used before?
Obviously, the number of casualties are going to
increase. The past week also brought five more attacks on US
and NATO troops by men in Afghan army or police uniforms. Another
growing trend, at least seven Americans were killed. Secretary
Panetta outlined preventive steps being taken to try to
reverse the trend, our enemies have attempted to undermine the
trust between the coalition and Afghan forces. And in
particular, we have tried to take credit for a number of so
called green on blue, or insider attacks that have taken place
was riding season.
Yeah, this is the green on blooming again.
Yeah, but he said they finished it with this fighting season. Is
this the NFL? No, it's like we ended up baseball league or
what's it is is fighting season. It's like what?
It's for rating. It's like the television season, because you
know, we have when we have no new shows, we have the fighting
season.
It's the fighting season.
This green on blue, by the way, this is going to happen here in
America, green and blue is army against police. This is what's
going to happen in America. So be ready for more of this mean
to be propagated green on blue. Yeah, I like to turn during the
fighting season. Hey, CNN, it's the fighting season. Don't worry
about your ratings. We got something for you, baby.
We got a new season of fighting. So anyway, so it appears as if
the Connie network is the real key players here if you listen
to the Indians in their deconstruction, and then if you
kind of read between the lines and what the Americans are
saying, and all this latest trend they're trying to reverse.
It sounds like you know, we're just we're screwed. And of
course, nobody wants to talk about any of this. Well, why
would
we? It's the fighting season.
We're screwed and it's the fighting season. Get the ratings
up the fighting season,
the International Criminal Court is being tested. And of course,
when we have some douche knuckle from the Balkans on trial, then
it's a headline news. Angelina Jolie shows up but when the US
and Israel and the UK are being hauled before the court, you
don't hear much about it.
The families for five Iranian nuclear scientists say Israel,
Great Britain and the US assassinated their loved ones.
Those families are now asking you Ron's legal system to pursue
their complaint through international courts. Iran
claims the attacks were part of a covert mission by Israel and
the West to sabotage its nuclear program. The US and Britain have
denied any involvement in the murders. Israel has not
commented on the matter.
We're staying mum. We're not saying anything. So this led me
to a clip which is a meme fest of Iran. This is the problem is
he Panetta doesn't want Iran meddling in Syria. But you know,
the we've got to Israel making waves and in Iran is it's a big
problem, because not everyone is clearly playing by the same
script. This is MSNBC. And this is a lead in and and this the
segue, we get the segue we get from this I guess, battleship
that crashed into a Japanese tanker in January
that hit the side of the boat. Whoo hoo. I thought the Japanese
hit us.
Hmm, I don't know. That's not really relevant to the story.
Yes,
not Anyway, go on. There's what's the point is where's the
radar? You know, or,
or someone looking? Yeah, something like that with the
Hey, Hey, boss. Hey, boss, big Sequoia. There. We go. Want to
turn right. The segue into introducing the Israeli
ambassador to the United States. A meme fest,
a Navy destroyer has docked in Dubai after colliding with a
Japanese oil tanker near the Strait of Hormuz. The incident
tore a 10 foot long hole in the side of the USS Porter. No
injuries or spills were recorded on either vessel. But the Navy
is investigating just why this destroyer turns directly into
the larger vessel. The accident takes on critical takes a
critical warship out of action.
It takes a critical warship out of action,
just as the US has deployed protectively in the areas.
Oh, and listen to the floods,
Israel we're gonna take action military action against Iran.
And to that point is the window closing on diplomacy with Iran.
Before Israel were to launch a preventive strike pre act
preemptive strike against Iran's nuclear facility? A pre
Active strike three active strike against Iran
as a pre active strike so so first of all one of our
battleships
are actually paid or serious money by the way compared to
what we make Oh cool.
So this battleship is out of commission so already we can't
really stop anything from happening. You see this is
cruiser wasn't
a cruiser.
She's a battleship battle. That's
not a battleship. That's not a battleship.
She said, battleship
What was the name of it again? I don't know. I don't I look it up
while you're looking at all right now listen to this guy.
Rally media are reporting today that Prime Minister Ben
measurement Netanyahu is mirroring and menjamin
menjamin retina Nederman button measurement and measurement
measurement Vegemite decision
on military action. His deputy foreign minister said Sunday
that Tehran should be given weeks, not months.
Oh, there's that mean, again? weeks, not months to stop its
nuclear program. Joining me now is Michael Oren, Israel's
ambassador to the United States. And you are the author of a very
widely noted op ed in the Wall Street Journal in recent weeks
time is short for Iran diplomacy was they have Did you
read this op ed? No. Oh, wow. Yeah. More than Sabre Red Line.
And you made that point very effectively. Why do you believe
that time is short? And could there be military action? In
weeks? Not months?
First of all, good afternoon, Andrew. Oh. Well, we've now had
five months of diplomacy attempts to get Iran to
negotiate an end to its nuclear program. They haven't worked.
Well, they have. They have a nuclear program. But it's not to
make weapons. It's to build nuclear energy. The IAE is a
element Opie has said as much
we've had several now years of sanctions against Iran. The
sanctions haven't worked according to the International
Atomic Energy Agency. The Iranian nuclear program is
actually accelerating.
It's accelerating, but not for weapons. That's exactly what the
agency says it's
not stopping. Now, keep in mind that no country has a greater
stake than Israel than resolving the Iranian nuclear threat.
No country has a greater stake. Oh, why diplomatic means that we
have the most skin in the game Andrea skin right next door.
You're not right
next door. skin in the game.
He says we're right next door. Look at the map people. We have
Saudi Arabia, we've got Iraq. I mean, it's 1000s of miles.
You're not right next door. That's a lie. And Iranian
leaders, aka mini jawed, the chief of the Iranian military
have just recently recently reiterated their goal which is
the annihilation of the State of Israel. They
didn't win was this the annihilation of the State of
Israel.
This is just nothing to see here thing that they put on these
with these idiots on MSNBC did how this guy got his thing into
the New York Times have some sort of scam to get probably
part of that Panetta thing to tell the Iranians to back off on
the Syrian thing because they're in the game. And so skin in the
game is a key word there that did not do anything. This is
what we will we're going to stink I think this whole thing
is just a nothing to see here. Bullcrap thing. This guy's a
stooge. Who is this guy again?
This is the Israeli ambassador to America. So I believe this
guy was is Israeli? No, he's the Israeli ambassador in American.
Know what
you said? He's the Israeli ambassador. Yes. Who? America?
Yes, he is the Israeli ambassador to America. But he's
an American works for the
Israel. He works for Israel. And he? Yes. Yeah.
He's a CIA agent. Clearly.
Yes. Lee. Yeah.
I, you, you. You're helium eight. Again. It's a big you
download a video or something. Anything.
Ask the kids.
Ask the kids what they're doing. You need to upgrade your Skype
man. I'm gonna help.
We have to be very realistic about this. diplomacy has not
succeeded. Sanctions have not succeeded. We have to keep very
seriously all of those options on the table.
That's right. This I think is is just a it's probably only to
help Romney win is what I would think I don't think there's
going to be anything going on between Israel and Iran. Yeah,
let's reconnect because it's, I can't take you serious. I love
you, man. I can't take
me seriously when I'm talking like this. Hey,
you just fixed it. I did. I think so. Talk Hello, testing.
123. No, you didn't fix it. All right. Yeah. I'll call you back.
Damn, kids. There, BitTorrent. Strike. There we go.
just better. Yeah, that's better. So okay, the USS for
now. No, no, you gotta wait. Yeah, no, it's helium still this
is shapeshifting on your, on your router or something
you know this never happens on any with anybody but you.
Yeah, well listen, I don't know what it is okay,
okay, well let's just yeah, let's let it relax for a second
come back again
I think you have to actually upgrade your Skype but okay,
I'll call you back again. And while that's taking place I see
that he's gonna call me
yeah
maybe there's nothing new. You've got to reboot your Skype
and you have to upgrade your Skype okay I'll go do that now.
Yeah go upgrade your Skype now please, please Okay okay, okay
okay okay I've only asked five times I really like your now
that you're back I really like your your new Skype picture
yeah that's the real me
you also change your profile picture while you're at it like
everyone's waiting and downs like political change my profile
picture No, no,
when you when you go through the setup process it demands you to
send some photo.
But let me find a better one. I like this one. Yeah, I
bet you would. It kind of shaved
a bit off here. You look like McCain.
So anyway, the USS Porter is an early Burke class destroyer. I
don't know where anyone's got the idea that it was a
battleship. I don't think we have any battleships left. And
he does one of those guided missile ships. It's got a bunch
of missiles on it, you know the shoot. So it was so if they
said, battleship on that report, I said battleship egregious so
Michael already get paid like millions of dollars to do these
shows.
Oh please. She's an idiot. Michael Oren is the ambassador
the Israeli ambassador to America. He is. It was born in
1955, American born Israeli historian and the Israeli
ambassador to the United States. So he's born in America. And I'm
looking at his wiki page. It does not have his height.
So this guy is a totally obvious spook.
Let's see what else he's done.
He's not even you know, he's not even a local. He said they get
an American they
not a local. That's ridiculous. He's even a local. Let me see
military service. Now. 79 Join the Israeli Defense Forces
paratrooper in 82. Lebanon War. His unit was caught in a Syrian
ambush. He's got a he's got a bone to pick. Academic Career
Hebrew University of heart Okay, visiting professor Harvard and
Yale I got both sides. Georgetown University School of
Foreign Service, by the way, speaking of schooling, something
changed in Egypt, which is pretty funny. Here it is, this
is what changed in Egypt.
Egypt state television, the president spokesman announced a
series of changes to the military's top brass, but most
important with the departure of this man filled martial Tantawi
and his number two general Sammy and Nan, as leaders of the
Supreme Council of the Armed Forces. They took over the reins
of power when the former President Hosni Mubarak was
ousted last year. And it seemed they were reluctant to let go
after the civilian president Mohamed Morsi, was elected in
June. Now Mr. Morsi is asserting his authority. The President
also canceled a constitutional declaration previously issued by
the military which limited his powers.
So this new guy, so this is basically a coup, as they've
kicked out the military who I think pretty pretty much had the
had the Egyptian people's best interests at heart. They kicked
him out, and they brought in a new guy, two new guys who was
educated at the American War College,
ya know, almost every military top brass in Egypt. This just,
uh, this is window dressing. They moved out one American
stooge and put it in another which is fine. Yeah, I think by
the way, the thing that's interesting to me about this
Mazuri guy, yeah, is that he's gone into with the permissions
of with permission of the Israelis. He's gone into the
demilitarized zone known as the Gaza Strip, and which has been
taken over by gangsters and apparently jihadist who want to
get him out. And he sent the military in there. And I think
one of the promises of this other guy wasn't going to go in
the way he wanted to, and not only rousted all these jokers
but filled all the apparently 1000s of miles of tunnels that
were in and out of Gaza into the Palestinian area. The What do
you call it anyway? They the Gaza Strip and the West Bank,
the West Bank? Goodness, that is Yeah, well, whatever where all
the Palestinians had been holed up in they have to have tunnels.
I mean, this is sorry, folks would do the show. If I'm
writing this, I'd have all this stuff and tunnel land. Candy.
They went in there and filled it tunnel land. And next thing you
know, you know, the guys looks like he's working for us.
Yeah, you think? Oh, I forgot to tell you. The United Nations
Human Rights Council came out with another report on Syria is
too funny. This is literally the funniest thing ever. I got it
here. I marked it up. So the interviewed over 1000 people
about all these horrible crimes, war crimes that are taking place
and this this little thing here. The lack of access significantly
hampered the Commission's ability to fulfill its mandate,
its access to government officials and to members of the
armed and security forces with negligible. Importantly, victims
and witnesses inside the country could not be interviewed in
person. He didn't interview anybody. They only they only
interviewed people outside of Syria. And, and the whole report
is filled with little details like this. The Commission
reviewed videos of shelling in the following locations which
appeared to be indiscriminate. Although neither the
authenticity of the videos nor the target of the attack could
be verified. They were looking at the YouTube videos and wrote
a report about a John what the commission took note of video
evidence emanating from Hama governent in July 2012,
indicating the use of cluster munitions. The photographs and
video of bomblets could not be corroborated. The whole thing is
based upon people who were not in Syria when they interviewed
them and in YouTube videos and they wrote a report 102 page
report. Well, I can do that.
Okay, so it's the Sinai, that Sinai area, North Sinai in
particular, which had the tunnels into the Gaza Strip
area, so they could funnel people in and out and they were
they were apparently moving a lot of weaponry through there
because the Sinai is completely out of control as demilitarized
and they did. Gyptian army was not supposed to go in there
under any circumstances, but they'd been given a go ahead
because they're they're sealing off the the Gaza from the from
the from Egypt, filling the tunnels, filling up the tunnels
are done. Tunnel LAN is over tunnel,
Sinai region, also known as tunnel land. I think we need to
take this for a second. And now back to real. The elites are all
over the elite media. I was quite surprised. First of all,
was that the headline? That's my headline. First of all, need
Prince Philip is back in the hospital. I guess he needs more
virgin blood. So they're working on that. But there were three
elites, three female elites in in fashion news this week. First
off, yeah, this
has been this has been the latest thing going on.
Condoleezza Rice makes her debut as a fashion model for the NFL.
15 Seven year old is now posing for the newly revamped line of
NFL apparel for women for the new season. Yes, for the new
fighting season. Called it's my team. So that's very exciting.
But then we had Chelsea Clinton, she's in Vogue magazine, which
means that her credits are building remember whom at home
Aberdeen. She was also in Vogue magazine that gives her all the
credit to not be in Islamize or a member of the Muslim
Brotherhood or sisterhood for that matter. at Chelsea Clinton.
If you read this article, it looks like she is indeed very
interested in going into politics. And she comes across
as a real shit. As far as I'm concerned. Do I latte drinkin
douche, but the ones who Stanford What do you expect?
Yeah, the funniest one was Conde Nast Traveler. Did an entire
piece on well. The message is clear.
So of course I read the whole Chelsea Clinton article in
vogue. But the hit something struck me very funny in the
Hillary Conde Nast Traveler.
The title that that piece.
Did you read it? Yeah.
It's great. Ridiculous. Yeah.
Where in the world is Hillary nine days with the most traveled
Secretary of State in history? What is the one big takeaway we
get from this? I don't know if you caught it was a one big
takeaway for you from this puff piece.
No, I couldn't stand reading it. I probably stopped in the second
graph.
Hillary Clinton does not sweat no matter where she is, no
matter what she's doing, no matter what. Reptile Hello,
everybody. Proof positive. She's a reptile.
She doesn't sweat. She
does not sweat. Not here. I'm reading from the article. One
very intimate detail that most people still don't know about
Hillary Clinton, which I shall divulge. She does not sweat
literally. She does not even glow, no matter how high the
heat, not a drop nor a drip nor a bead nor much as the faintest
glisten can be detected anywhere about her person. She's a
frickin lizard.
Now, this is interesting, because that explains why she
likes to sleep on a rock.
Oh my goodness. Very good. Even took me a second, but I liked
it.
He has a pun in there. So yeah. So she's a reptile. That's
funny.
But was it also Obama who wanted to Reggie Love said that he
couldn't stand how Obama wanted to heat up really high in the
presidential limo and the Beast. These people they're all
reptiles. David Icke was right that lizard people.
How could David I could say for sure.
How can you be in her position? And by the way with?
She never sleeps either. It seems this woman is on the move.
But you know, she, she's got jetlag. She, you know, she must
be nervous once in a while. But particularly the heat of the
countries that she goes and No, no. Sweat.
Yeah, in those countries because of the humidity and the rest of
it. And we're New York where she spends a lot of time you get
wet. I don't care what you're you can't soak yourself in
enough. Vannett per sprint.
Let me see if there's anything. Anyone else that we know who
doesn't sweat? I find it I find it disturbing.
I think you're onto something here.
Let's see Wiki answers.com Do lizard sweat. Let's see.
No, of course not. Well,
lizards. No, they do not sweat. Do snake sweat? She could also
just be a snake.
No, no, no, they don't sweat. No. Lebu reptiles do not sweat.
They don't have sweat glands. People normally sweat. That's
what keeps you cool. You know, you sweat some moisture onto the
top of the skin and then the evaporation of that moisture of
the water cools the body down. I mean, that's the it's a simple
air conditioning unit. And that's why when we have real
high humidity, there's no evaporation that takes place
because the humidity is maxed out. So you can't evaporate the
water and you're miserable. She has to be miserable. She looks
miserable. It's possible. She's just miserable.
I can't sweat I'm miserable. Dammit, I can't sweat. Ah.
Wow. Just a couple of blog posts about this but very few
mainstream media hasn't picked up on
it. I mean, it's so obvious is this a medical condition we
don't know about
though there is a medical condition.
Oh geez. There you go again. Hello. Am I out? No, you're not
out you just Hi again.
Oh, that's because I went to this okay. You know this these
damn websites?
Oh, really? It's the website and not your router perhaps or now
the routers been reset it's fine. Well, no, it's not fine
because you're helium again.
Well, I know this is a weird phenomena. Why does it just put
me into am mode like it used to?
I wonder if there's a way you are you using a USB mic?
Well, no, I'm going through a fortunately everyone's using a
USB mic. I'm not. Oh, really? Are you plugged in?
I'm plugged into the microphone in partyline input of a Windows
machine with what what do I have dude Have you seen this? I'm
carrying around 500 pounds of gear I've got mixers I've got
compressor limiters got tube amps and I have line I've XLR to
USB mic I used to go am a SIP fallback to am remember not
falling into to hear them what what is the mechanism causing
this?
I think maybe Here's an idea. Why don't you upgrade to Skype
premium.
Is there such a thing? Yeah, you can upgrade
to Skype premium you pay Microsoft some money. Ah,
shucks, I'm leaving. Yeah. I don't want to go through that
again. It'll it'll change, hopefully. People like it.
Yeah. squirrely and squirrely,
and you're squirrely, people will seem to like it. Anyway. So
there you go. Confirmed proof. It's proof. It's a fact. Hillary
Clinton is a lizard you can keep your eye on her. She might be
shapeshifting and he made it now.
Alright, so what else we got?
Um, I got something very interesting that happened to
JFK, which I thought was kind of interesting.
Like the first was that Oh, my You're on it. But
Port Authority is investigating how a jet ski are managed to
walk undetected through two runways climb an eight foot
fence and walk into a terminal at JFK Airport. While wearing a
bright yellow lifejacket, the 31 year old man's jetski stalled
and he had to swim three miles to shore near the airport. He
was charged with criminal trespass, the Port Authority
called a meeting with the company that created its $100
million anti terror system.
There you go. Punch, criminal trespass, the guy was trying to
get out of the water
100 million dollar security system. Here's a here's a
suggestion from the chat room, your sound card sampling rate
gets switched by the browser. Probably due to an error in the
sound card driver.
That's a possibility. Although I'm going into the USB port.
Yeah. But that could be I could see that happening. I think that
would have something to do. I'm going to switch to only using
Chrome rather than nah. Why don't you have five fights?
Yeah, no fight. Well, if you're using Firefox, good chances. I
mean, it's the it's the bane of everything.
It's really gotten bad.
Once you unplug your mic and plug it back in again. Maybe if
something cool will happen. We got nothing to lose.
Yeah, do it from the USB.
It's a Dell dude. It really does slow down the pace of the show.
Hello.
That's trying to boot it.
Yeah, don't do anything. It works. What it whatever you did,
it works now
I unplugged the connection to the USB port and I replugged it
in and it worked perfect. Now we know what to do that pushes it
toward the B think the driver. It's the bra browser browser
slot. Oh
no, I don't have a drive. Now. Going through our sound card. It
can't be the driver.
Okay? There's no USB has no drivers.
No USB has drivers. That what they're looking at. Okay, here's
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which has drivers that run the USB port. This is
actually I'm looking at Skype and it actually talks about m
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Oh, let me douchebag
Keep up the great work Derek bullies North Sydney, Australia
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William Bryant wonder if there's a relation to William Jennings
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Congrats Shawn. Congrats on five years yours to five more. Can I
get a laughing Hillary with a tutor they had in the middle no
conflict.
Whoa.
Find no conflict. chuckling Hillary you don't have that as
separate.
Do you think I have The well let me see. Giggling thing. Yeah,
might have that. Hold on a second. It's worth looking for.
I haven't No, I think I can find no conflict. No, I don't. Would
it be under Lucifer? It's like it's gotten so hard that you
look up Hillary you got to look under clippity clop see? You've
got to look under the aid for Hillary then you've got to go
down to Lucifer. No, I maybe it's in our evergreens do we
have
to do a make good karma shot and we'll get back to this one.
Okay. You've got comms our first our first make good which is a
broadcasting term for people with screw up advertising and so
it's kind of advertising I guess for him for William for Bill.
What was who didn't know conflict again. Who was that?
That was That idiot. They MSNBC host they're paying money to
Sharpton.
Oh, Al Sharpton.
Yeah. Robert Krueger Lee whoa Viejo, California. Aliso Viejo,
I think $50 I just want to say new listener to the show love
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And no real conference and hillbilly. First time donor
longtime Boehner for 50 bucks I'd like to call my buddy as a
Boehner for not donating in a while. Okay.
His name is douchebag
Could I get some karma for this slave Hope this helps get
Mustang Sally 30 miles down the road. Which is about right, you
guys are doing a great job and appreciate the analysis and
deconstruction is entertaining, informative and helps with the
workday Keep up the good work. Right. Oh, and last but not
least, sir. Micromaster
don't step on the karmis
and last but not least, sir Mike Westerfield $50 And that's our
bill. I have a couple of meetup donations, a couple of meetup
donations. So first of all, we we do put Rick Smith on the
Associate Executive Producer list for hosting us and Twin
Falls and a donation of $100 which We highly appreciate. Salt
Lake City, Justin Peck Associate Executive Producer and our host
for the meetup. He would also like a deducing you've been de
doop handed off. $100 Of course, Jr. Hill, Justin Hill, threw in
$33.33 As we said executive producer of episode 453. Kevin
does span the span $100 Thank you, Kevin. He's the the LDS who
wants to baptize me. Then we had to Sherry Osborne.
Oh, I'm in the drink.
Sherry Osman was there with her husband sherry. She gave us
actually I think you have to look her up on Facebook. She
gave us a hand painted rainstick I love these things.
That's the thing makes all that racket. Yeah. Yeah, those are
great.
Everybody's hand paints she makes beautiful rains and masks
and stuff. She's friends with Miss Mickey on Facebook. You can
find her there she am our Facebook and it's not for you
that I'm saying that. We will take a picture I mean it is a
lovely piece of work I have to say and it may just bring rain
will be funny if it started raining now doing this what is
the what a rain sticks for
to make it rain I think it's just the sound effect thing for
the Indians African or I'm sorry Australia, Australian aborigine
noisemaker
I thought they had the those those other things Yuri do
didgeridoo. And finally Brandon and Elizabeth Espinosa both LDS
very happy with the show. They say thank you very much for not
being a douche about LDS which was nice. Gave us to silver up
very
easily. There are a lot of people are deuces about all
these religions. If we're not
we don't we're not deuces about it. Are we? No I think we're
probably not at all. Anybody said. And Brandon gave us a to
silver dollars. And his. His wife is a newlywed wife
Elizabeth who is by the way, hold on a second. She is
totally. That's one mother. I'd like to works for Goldman Sachs
in Salt Lake City.
Yeah, yeah.
She's really cute. And she supports the trading desk. Uh
huh. Uh huh. So she wouldn't tell me anything though. Of
course not. Until you Bucha NoCal anything. So that is
that's it for our donations we were low, we need help,
particularly in the dog days of summer winter, the dog days
enjoy them because I can't wait for them to end so we can get
back to
probably five and five shows from now. Maybe.
Anyway, so we're not quite making rent on the sin bin $95 a
day. I think we're doing about $150 a day in gas two and 150
and $250 a day depending on how much we drive. So we're not
quite making and then of course you've got your your your
camping fees, which are 2750 Because we're Co A members. So
we do get a deal.
You didn't get join Good Neighbor Sam or whatever that
other one is the competitor Sam's Club. That's not Sam's
Club. His neighbor Sam was Good Sam what is it? Some in the
chatroom? No
good Sam's. Yeah. No. koa campground.
There. The two operations are both there. They're equivalent.
Did you get the bumper sticker the little bumper sticker you
put on your truck? Says koa.
I'm an asshole. Yeah, that one thing. This campground by the
way is filled with Dutch people, which is kind of funny too.
Wow.
Yeah. Right. It's either Mickey it's Adam and Mickey. What are
you doing here? Oh, you poor people. What's wrong? Adam and
Mickey? You have no money. You can stay in hotel. What is that
little thing? You're pulling God is very very very very sad for
its.org/and A's. Oh, we have a mate. Good.
So you're getting a lot of sympathy. Yeah. From your Dutch
compatriots
you watch is going to be pictures in the in the Gospel
press in Holland Adam and Mickey. Broke there's I can't
refute
this show that you're pathetic little trailer.
With all the writing on it. This is a nightmare, John. It's a
nightmare. Sir. Jason's great Schrader in the morning. They
should complete my this was a maker we didn't read his note.
Just complete my night her donation it went with $202 since
it corresponds with the HDP code 202 which is for the request is
accepted but has not yet been fulfilled like that. That's a
great night donation, isn't it? Required 202 requests accepted
but not yet fulfilled. I've been signed up on the 3333 mothership
PASS plan but hadn't received the ticket as of yet. Well, no,
you don't. It's only when we're taking off. I imagine it's on
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before we leave? Please give a call out to Jimmy at free. Holla
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several years ago. I do hold the distinction of being the first
person mentioned on the show for using the challenge coin for its
intended purpose. And Jimmy You still owe me that beer. Please
call out Jeff shore as a douchebag. And a late congrats
Adam Mickey on the nuptials wishing you all the best. It's
been funny how at the beginning Adam was definitely the crackpot
and John the Buzzkill. But over time, John isn't knocking down
as many of Adam's theories anymore. You're close to just
being too crackpots. Can you just play John C Dvorak pet
peeve of the day jingle because it cracks me up every single
time especially after John gets off on something. We need more
of that. Thanks for watching, so I don't have to Jhansi borax.
The question mentioned I'm sorry,
I'll do it. You there's a pre pet peeve of mine as well that I
have birthdays to do. Oh, it'd be no that's still part of
donation segment. Oh, okay. Then I get to play it again. Good. So
so we had a guy right in and Adam course gets uppity about
it. And assuming that I made some
error I did not get uppity about anything. You're a douche. All I
said was
the a t f which says up No.
I said what people can't unsubscribe from Pay Pal. WTF
WTF for Pay Pal. Not uppity towards you?
Well, I took it the wrong way. You
took it personally, like I did. Besides but this is why I talk
to you outside of this show. You're always carrying things
the wrong way.
Well, I saw you. Yeah, you just did. So because I was just
kidding. Sure. Psych. See, look, see. So anyway, this guy writes
in saying I don't know why you can unsubscribe me by the way,
people you can unsubscribe yourself from any of these
programs and 90% of the time you've already been
unsubscribed. This guy wrote us a complaint and he wanted to get
off the $4 a week plan. He hasn't been contributing at
Nickel since February. They dropped him because of one
blocked Miss pain. We've set it up. So if you miss a payment,
you're done, you're off but you don't have you can set it up. So
how are they gonna hound you and how Only on how engine two, they
find your new credit card number and they gonna put you back on
the payment plan and all the rest of it. We avoided that
because I don't like the idea. Because if somebody wants to not
donate and for whatever reason, or they want to unsubscribe, it
should be effortless. And all you have is just pretty much
it'll do it by itself. Right. And so meanwhile, I'm thinking
to myself over after the whole complaint deal was, is anybody
actually checking their credit card bills?
Yeah, he even called me zo to get a hold of us and they said,
well, we can't help you and you're gonna talk to Adam and
John. Yeah, but no, no, I don't think people do check their
credit card bills. I guess not.
No. So your lot of people out there think they're donating
right now, or not donating anything because there's no you
know, they dropped you they do this constantly.
So what's the pet peeve?
The pet peeve is check your credit card bills John Cena for
diva lane.
Sergi Q congratulates himself of course he is not going to marry
her since she didn't do a donation for his birthday. That
was on the 12th Sir Joe Willis. Wretched brother Ryan he
celebrated on the 14th and Derek barley congratulates himself
celebrating tomorrow Happy Birthday familiar buddies here
at the no agenda Show. Show Oh, and no knights. So good. We are
in trouble. This is not I have I have
something to the second half of the show. No, no, this is about
steal but the donations. Now we know he came in and said that he
was going to ask propose on the show. Yeah. So I'm so harkening
back to the old Carson Show where they used to have
marriages on the show and they would have proposals on the show
and it would it would be get ratings up.
And we've had a we had a proposal on the show I think. I
don't remember it. I think we had one. I remember one. How
about
a marriage on the show? You could marry them?
Yeah, that's really exciting.
Well, name is a special made me instead of the producers, or Mr.
Oil, bomb him and
I'm not bumping, Mister not okay. Now you're biting the hand
that feeds you. I know Mr. Oil runs the stream bank stream and
gives us all the bandwidth for the stream know, for the NP
threes. You'll recall I sent you an email and I said, Hey, just
got the Amazon bill. 1700 bucks. Funny. You didn't reply to that.
I didn't see this. Yeah, I sent the Amazon bill because we want
to stop at Nevio. So I just threw everything into an s3
bucket. $1,730. Oh, that's kind of steep. And then I went to
oil. I said,
Did you get any any stats out of it? At least
know what? Yeah, it wasn't running stats, and I just threw
it in there just to cover us up. You know, I was like, all right.
And then oil has like some data center that belongs to Goldman
or Bear Stearns or Citibank or
where we're writing to. That's funny. We're in
a data center where you know where the flash code is. See,
void zero says, that's void zero, help help set it up. He
runs everything. The technical stuff. He says, We got over one
terabyte in a week. Who?
Right? Yeah, the show? Yeah. If the show hit one terabyte in a
week, if we're sending
one terabyte in a week, how can we not be making money? This is
that
light? Well, that shows you that we got a lot of people that are
boners not donors. Are you is that for two shows? There's a
week mean two shows her is a terabyte a show? Hmm.
Well, there were only like two or three shows up there. So but
you know, once everyone has it, so this is yeah,
that's pretty nice to have some numbers. It's not a reason. And
you still have it split because you're still loading it on bvo?
Well,
because people don't listen. And then nine out there subscription
or listen to the show. Apparently, people send me I
swear to God, John, people will send it. I love it when people
say they know exactly what you're gonna say. And it happens
to me too. Here's my pet peeve. So when people send me a link
and say, I'm sure you've already got 1000s of these. I don't mind
I'm like, thank you. Because actually eight times out of 10
It's the first time I'm seeing that because most people think
that we probably already saw it. He doesn't need that from me.
Which Oh, pet peeve number one is always send me something. But
when you say, hey, check out this great this great talk with
this guy at Google about pipelines. And it's exactly what
we've discussed.
Two shows ago
Right would have been 40 shows ago. We'll get we'll get links.
Three weeks later. Hey, this is really great. Have you read
this? I mean, are you not listening to the program?
You don't want to scare him off today?
No, but it's just like come on. By the way, Radio One has kicked
out Chris Moyles. He's no loyals, Moyles Moyles Chris
Moyles the Chris Moyles Show. So they've they've kicked him out.
And that bringing in a new dude young hip has gotten his hair
crazy and elsewhere Yeah, it's always hair the Brian Brushwood
of Radio One. Nick Grimshaw. What is this guy doing? What is
the big change he is making? No more singing jingles I predict
huge failure for this morning show. This is a big mistake.
What Yeah, so why? Because they want to freshen it up.
No more fresh without jingle Oh
no, no, no more singing jingle. So for instance, like we have
that's a sung jingle you know, that's something that you will
remember and you will be singing to yourself until you want to
blow your brains out. Because that really really works. This
guy comes in and says, No more singing jingles radio jingles?
That has to be like with a just a logo sound or
those are terrible. Especially radio the swishes
it's Radio One. I am my Grimshaw soon to be out of a job because
I killed the singing jingle. It's dumb. It is so dumb. is the
dumbest thing ever. Singing jingles are gold?
I agree 100% I was told it's as soon as Jeff Smith first got
ahold of us after we had said no jingles
we had no jingles which was another day another track you
can do
we know Jake then we got jingles because Smith said you know what
kind of jingles me what I remember we went two or three
shows? Were so what do you do? Do you make a list of jingles
you want? I said I don't know if I can think of any what we want.
And then you said I asked to go and then you didn't pick one and
then Smith said screw you two jerks. And he made a bunch of
jingles on his own
which was to this day.org/and a member he made that one
no he made the Didn't he make the opening for the show?
No that was a day Fox at Fox came in latency 100 New York and
a done by what it was mixed by man young polet. He mixed those
so I had day Fox it's got all the
things and add a couple real early. Okay, well he did in the
morning. Yeah, well he did
and then he had this one for us. I think no one else did that
one. No, that's not SMITH
That's a great one.
Yeah, there's nothing like the bird makes it work. bird is the
word. No, he did. This one look over here. Nothing to see. Look
at that. I think that's one of his right yeah, you can tell his
he's got a distinctive style. And this of course the sciences
and of course the old time classic. And those are just a
few of the many jingles you will hear on this collection of no
agenda dream Goals. Call now only $5 shipping and handling
bills singing jingles. So take that Radio One.
Stoeckel idiots.
Meanwhile, you know, we discussed the BBC getting an EMI
six guy to run the show Mark Thompson, the outgoing president
of the BBC. He's now the incoming president at the New
York Times. I predict more failure. Come on. We can This is
like this is like you can't have an MIS and a former mi six guy
running the New York Times New York Times was already
compromised. And now it's all over. Now it's just completely
done. Done. I tell you
I'm not sure why they did this in there. It has to be approved
by the CIA.
Of course of course the CIA approves
but why would they want to MI six guy want they put one of
their own people in and let's use always see, because it's a
elitist. You get a British guy you know, it's like he could
Maybe he left mi six and went to CIA. That's possible. Yeah, I'm
sure they could do that without shooting. Yeah. More mainstream
moves. w o r a m, a staple of New York City broadcasting bites
the dust sold to Clear Channel.
They're still buying things.
Yeah. Well, that WR is a legendary station. Yeah, it's
a fire is a torch.
And let me ask you a question. Ask Johnny Boy question. So
twice now, twice, Reuters comes out and says, We were hacked.
Then what that story was fake. We were hack, may I make a
suggestion that they are just making mistake after mistake?
And then instead of saying, Oh, we screwed up, they just say
just tell them we're hacked. I like it. I don't believe for me.
What is this? We were hacked.
The idea that is an excuse for everything.
I think we should do that too. If you and I make mistake. Oh,
we were hacked. Man.
We made a couple of errors recently. Some every once in a
while we say the wrong thing. We'll just say it wasn't.
We were hacked. And so anyway, so
somebody didn't bust into the stream, I guess last week or the
week before? Oh, no, that was what I heard. No,
it's just the system crapped out and then automatically Doug
kicked in with the news. It was not a hack. It was just bad.
This is still in business. Oh, yeah. Doug forever. He always
wanted these great employees. He doesn't complain. He just reads
the news. He's not a douche about it. You know, it's just
Doug's a good guy. If you listen to no agenda stream.com You
know, we were talking about. And then of course, after my
comments about this whole curiosity, Mars rover being one
big fake studio job, I get people's keep sending me
pictures is a are you convinced yet and again, I just got a
picture of the thing, looking at its foot convinced. And the
funny thing is, and I put this in the show notes. This is
really great. So someone sent me a picture that was embedded on a
page of, of like, you know, the, I think it was date to Mars
sunrise. And then below it, there's a whole bunch of
pictures that are embedded automatically by the Google API.
So Google makes suggestions of other pictures you might want to
like they're all like New Mexico. So Google analyze the
way there Google analyze this picture. And when Yeah, that's
New Mexico.
So So meanwhile, the BBC. I don't know you know, they're
trying to sex up this this this lander. Yeah. Because or if
there but it's a boring, whatever it is, is boring. And
it's fake. I'm not buying the fake, but you can, you can stay
there. Prove it to me, just prove it. Prove it. I'm not
gonna prove anything. I don't care. It's boring. I don't care
if it's fake or not. But I'm thinking it's not fake. But
here's the BBC, trying to sex it up. by imagining what is nothing
more than a pile of bull crap.
Most we see today is a dry, dusty planet. But by studying
its rocks, curiosity, we'll be able to build up a picture of
what it was like billions of years ago. The theory is that if
we could travel back in time, 3 billion years, we would see a
planet where there was widespread volcanic activity,
and where water flowed freely on its surface. Even further back,
Mars was thought to be a warmer, wetter planet with a vast ocean,
and possibly even life. Curiosity is the kind of the
most advanced mission sent to another planet ever. And it
could well change the way that we think about the whole of Mars
is history and the prospect of life on Mars.
Oh, man, this is the same cubic script they used for the moon.
It's the exact same script. Oh, Billy, who cares? I don't care
about billions of years ago. Show me something cool on this
planet? All we've been is indoctrinated with 3d images. We
saw how come we saw the lunar module land on television live
yet we couldn't see that with Mars Curiosity because it had to
unpack it suitcases for three days. Explain that to me,
because the whole thing is fake. Mars exist. But this whole Mars
rover. I don't know what the agenda is here. But you are
being duped. It's New Mexico.
Okay, so that's, that's your you're sticking to it.
I am definitely sticking to it. Like we don't have bases on the
Moon and Mars. This thing is not
true. We got bases on Mars like you suggest what why? Why are we
faking any of it? We just had some guy come out.
Well, actually, I should say I shouldn't say we there are bases
they've been we've known about Moon bases since 1953 1953.
We've known about the moon base. That's But he's talking about
bases are not ours. These Moon bases are used by the travelers
who now live amongst us.
Gypsies,
gypsies aromas, we call them Roma's. That's all right. It's
okay. You believe whatever you want to believe. It's one thing
for sure it's a big waste of your time.
It's a big waste of your money. So here's one. Okay, so I got
talking about wasting money. This is a weird I listen to
this. I went, Wait a minute, what kind of what kind of German
investment is this anyway?
India, one of the world's fastest growing economies offers
many opportunities for investment in diverse sectors.
Infrastructure Development is a priority, be it big cities or
small towns. India's eastern state of Odisha recently signed
an agreement with Germany allowing an investment of 67.2 6
million US dollars for the development of urban
infrastructure. It will fund projects for the improvement of
infrastructure in capital Bhubaneshwar, including roads,
water supply, sewerage, solid waste management, drainage and
slum development, slum development, slum development
and the Germans are investing in this.
Yeah, the Germans are coming in to develop some slum for the
Indians because God knows the Indians haven't got any slums
signs. I have a perfect opportunity. Heinz Heinz. We
need to invest in slums in India. It's a growth market, my
friend is a growth market. Very good. All right, well, I can top
that, I can tap that
city of Meridian, Mississippi, according to the Department of
Justice. City and public school officials in Meridian are
running a quote school to prison pipeline and quote, where
teachers and principals send children to juvenile detention
centers for things like dress code violations. The policy,
while in play for all children, tends to of course discriminate
against black and disabled children. In a statement the DOJ
said quote, the system established by the city of
Meridian, Lauderdale County and dy s to incarcerate children for
school suspensions, shocks the conscience, resulting in the
incarceration of children for alleged offenses such as dress
code violations, flatulence, profanity, and disrespect.
Are you Farting again, Timmy off to the pipeline? Off to the
pipeline? Yeah.
Where is this?
Was that Missouri? Missouri, Missouri. I think it was.
What fart and go to juvie.
Yeah, well, it's the it's the school to prison pipeline, my
friend.
Well, a miser get the kids used to it.
Is it slave training, slave training. Now we have a we have
a thesis on the show, which we've, which we've discussed
many times and from time to time, but a good one crops up
will play an advertisement for a pharmaceutical product, which is
so blatant, in the downside, that we have concluded that the
more you highlight the death and destruction that a product can
bring to your life, the more likely people are buy it, or to
buy it correct.
That is a thesis that we work with. And and I'd
still believe this to hold true. I was Mississippi, by the way
No, Missouri, Mississippi, for the school to prison pipeline.
That makes sense.
So if you were to be in the business of selling cigarettes,
what would you think would do really well in selling more
cigarettes particularly in particularly to young people?
Are you thinking of the cigarette packages they're
putting out in Australia?
The decision means that from December, Australia will become
the first country in the world to have logo freeze cigarette
packaging. Instead, all packets will come in plain olive green
colors. The only imaging will be graphic photos of people
suffering from cancer related illnesses. Have you
seen these packages? They
look? The ones with the teeth are the ones that get me it's
like a zombie pack.
I'd be buying that like this is awesome. It looks
collectible.
very collectible. This is like I'm like, Are you stupid? Do you
not know the first thing about marketing to children would look
go look around. This is what they love. This is walking dead.
This is Oh, my God. This goes back to faces of death.
The government's Attorney General said 15,000 people a
year die from smoking related
illnesses. 15,000. So let's let's screw an entire industries
and that the court's decision was a victory in the battle
against smoking. We have taken on big tobacco and we have won.
We have taken on Big Tobacco
we have won why? They won't want anything we've won,
we've won didn't win.
And this is good news for every Australian parent who worries
about their child picking up an addictive and deadly habit.
So it's not good news for the children. It's good news for the
parents of the children. This is even crazier what you say.
The new plane cigarette packs are designed to be less
appealing. especially to young people. The company's name will
only appear in small print. But several of the biggest companies
including British American Tobacco, Philip Morris, and
Imperial Tobacco, have fought plain packaging, saying it robs
them of their established brands and logos without compensation
may actually encourage a criminal market in fake or
imported cigarettes
that I think it's gonna I think these guys should go out you got
to show bits of lung. I mean, this is going to be a bonanza
sales will go up. I put it in the book sales of cigarettes in
Australia. meteoric rise,
I am on the same recommend as the same prediction. By the way,
Miss Mickey and I are stopping after the tour, I think. Yeah,
no, but for good. This was our wedding gift to each other. But
we decided we would do it after the tour is too stressful.
That'd be kind of can't do it now. Do it after the tour. So we
are stopping and I'm quite frankly, I'm ready. I'm done.
I'm done. Kind of like when I was done with weed. I'm just
done. Quick thing I want to talk with you about the war on mail.
Now, I heard you bring this up on this week in tech, which I
which by the way, I understand why podcasts are awesome.
Because you know we're driving to the country. And you can't
listen to a radio station for more than 15 minutes and of that
15 minutes 10 minutes is commercials. And then you lose
the station. If you have any type of commute. It's you know,
unless you're in a metropolis. It's very hard. So while we are
at a Wi Fi spot at download downloaded this week in tech you
were on and oh by the way, if you don't see the video of Brian
Bruce brushwood he just makes me want to pull out the three ad
and shoot myself through the head. The guy he's nice and all
but oh my god Shut up. brushwood just chill. You're funny, but
not every second. So then this company and he's an austenite so
he's I'm sure he's a cool guy but and just you know what I
mean? John if he would just like temper himself has
dropped to have have less coffee bomb on him even even
Leo said hey, man, we were doing that in a minute. We're just
doing something else here to chill out for one second. And
stop sucking Kevin Rose off to that was annoying that you but
brushwood. What an amazing journey. Now. When amazing,
failed failure. amazing journey anyway, doesn't matter. So this
is why podcasts are great, because I'm sitting there
literally yelling at the podcast. So I'm like, I
understand why people get into a show like no agenda. Well, I'm
sure you're yelling all the time.
I'm sure a lot of people are
so then idiots. Yeah, so then they don't even know where the
Gaza Strip is that tunnel zone. Really? Really?
We are honestly John, hold on. Let me just we do actually,
where is it? Used to have it here? We were just honest about
it. We just come out and say it. Another Jeff Smith spectacular
by the way.
So the the conversation comes up about the US Postal Service. And
this is something that you've discovered had been talking
about for a long time about how Congress is actually forcing the
US Postal Service out of business. And they're doing it
by making them pre fund their human resources pensions for up
to 70 years. And that yeah, and you're on par with Dennis
Kucinich, which is even crazier to consider. But the
conversation that was on tour, I was like, I couldn't believe Leo
could actually recite the article and subsection of the US
Constitution where it states that we have a US Postal
Service, but no one would believe that they're being run
out of business. And then we're just laughing about it. And this
and I'm yelling, I'm yelling at the No I have
run into this before especially with this crowd or a twist. I've
had other that's bull crap. No agenda. Throw that in my face
every chance.
We can. Yeah, exactly.
And it's like they won't even consider the possibility. And
Leo I got least I kind of moved him a little bit because he's
got to sponsor stamps that Tom, for God's sake, No, you were
even waiting. And if this happens, you are participating
in a commercial which you never do.
Right? So, I'm like, we have to we have to show these guys.
Like, this is how pathetic I am. I'm like, I gotta prove
something to the twit crew. And it turns out four out of five
doctors and dentists have seen that, indeed, there are now all
kinds of racketeering charges against mainly the Bank of
America. And Merce this is the the outfit that we talked about
the other day, the mortgage, electronic registry, electronic
registry registration system, who are usurping title law, and
are foreclosing on people, ie legally and unjustly? Because
this database blows chunks is probably Microsoft
SQL Server, we under attack by the Bank of America as we speak
in Washington State.
Yeah, because they're running it on an Access database, or
whatever it is,
whatever it is, and I believe that by the way, if anybody
works around the Bank of America, they'd like to talk to
you because I'm we're, we're actually unbeknownst to the
bank. We are working with the state of Washington. Literally,
who you as in
you the Dvorak family or yes, we met you guys are under attack
from this. Yes. No. Yeah. It was your mortgage immerse mortgage.
I don't know I believe we don't I don't know the background and
a lot of this, but I'll tell you this, we're we're under attack.
But we're, we're apparently this is not an unusual situation. And
if you get the right representation,
which is non free, which is not free,
but you can get a settlement from the bank, and they're
getting probably having give you your money free. But this is
like this bank is the worst operation ever. Do
you want to talk about this? Or is it No, I
gotta get more details. And there's a big meeting today with
with Dornoch family. Yeah, divorced families meeting with
the bank on the phone, and who is supposed to be a three way
call. And the third person is going to be the head of banking
regulators in the state of Washington. And so he's going to
be in the chat as a representative but he's not I
don't know how they're going to present.
So hold on a second. So you need to find out if somewhere. You're
original mortgage was registered through this murse outfit?
Because I bet you it was because that's where the all you have to
do is say show me the title. Show me the title. If they can't
show you the title, then they have nothing. But this whole
this is these people. The banks have basically just said we're
not interested in law. We don't give a crap about law. We are
just going to say this, this Mortgage Electronic Registration
System is fact and legal. And the judges are going like oh
yeah, no, that's okay. That's that's sound looks good to me.
They're basically they're doing the equivalent of coming to you
with a xerox copy of a $10 bill and saying, let me buy that for
you from $10 that is the equivalent of what this murse
does with these mortgages, except that they're foreclosing
on you and I think that this thing is so rampant so deep that
they need to shut down the postal service so they can't be
charged for all this Rico in retrospect going back four or
five years they need to blow up the US postal system Yes.
I've been saying this for a while that they because they
state here the way they set it up first a Bank of America send
you some stuff that tells you to do this and that because they're
they wonder about something and then after you start if you
actually do an exchange with them they stay switched from the
Postal Service to FedEx for no real
reason, but you said that and I thought that was for future
stuff they're doing I think that because of course if it's FedEx
then there's no the other doing this now the RICO stuff doesn't
doesn't apply. Right? But I think that they've already done
all this through the mail system and they need to shut it down
and in fact they need a 911 on the US postal system even burn
all the documents they need to collapse a building on it this
is deep man this is an I can't I'm surprised that the now that
Devorah duck clan is now in a meanie must be freaking out.
She's very annoyed by this. No.
So they are they trying to foreclose Is that what's going
on? Yeah, on
a bonnet on a loan that we have never missed a payment on for
the last 18 years. Wow. And we pay actually a little above and
beyond the normal payment.
It's almost paid off.
Show up pretty close.
And they're trying to force so Wait a minute. We're gonna see
you in one of those YouTube videos where you're where you're
in a tent outside your house. Screw you back in your home that
you're holding up papers, screw you Bank of America. They took
away Oh, wow. That uh well John
I'll come I'm on the front lines my friends who
are on the front lines and please see if you can find out
about the murse part because I guarantee you that this is a
murse mortgage.
Yeah, well we will we're working on it so and you know you know
that the guy who is going to be the fall guy I suspect he's he's
the shill know that they brought in as the Newt is a new chairman
of the board seat. No no CEO but the chairman or the guy Kerim
Ponte Eric the shill he's gonna be chosen somebody he's not
going to be default he's working is the I think the chairman of
the board that they brought over from DuPont who had a very good
reputation is going to be hung out to dry and he doesn't know
it. Wow
this is This is hardcore, ma'am. So are you going through that
that's expensive too because you have you don't get a free lawyer
for that. Well, you'll win I know you guys are you guys are
like vigilantes and enemies like she goes I know she goes insane
there's no guns in the house up there because you know if
someone comes this is what happened in Texas you know some
guy and the sheriff comes to foreclose you know, like I'm so
sick and tired of this guy pulls out a gun and shoots him
well, there's a process that we've already gotten we got the
briefing from the State Department of Real Estate and
also the also we've got in touch with the state representative
who actually put the bill through that that controls these
banks but bank the bank of Washington has this they don't
have a they have a different system up there for the bank
essentially can can just foreclose on you without a judge
in the middle. Exactly. So you have to preempt the foreclosure
it with a restraining order
and if you don't do that in time you're dying You're screwed
you're dying but
we're and that's apparently what's going on in a number of
these states and the Bank of America is just taking property
left and right and people are moaning about oh, they took my
property oh well that's too bad you should have paid you should
know now like that idiot on CNBC as well these people they should
pay their bills when it's all booked bogus I mean the thing is
out and out scam so
sorry for you John. That really Yeah, no, that is that blows
man. So anyway, so this is the conversation they could have had
on twit but of course they didn't they didn't know how to
milk it out of Yeah.
I know I didn't know this by not even that I did mention this by
the way before on the show.
Not that you were under attack. Yes. I
mentioned it I said we had an issue going on and you didn't
notice it I wasn't gonna play it up. But we're gonna play that
when I get more and more details as this thing kind of evolves
you are your bank is amazingly they have it some of this stuff
stories are so outrageous that it's just eye rolling materials.
Hey, man, it's at some points this morning. What time is the
three way? So that was a 10 this morning and it's I wasn't going
to be part of it. Did someone
record it?
No, we're recording you got a state officer there Yeah, you
say hello state officer. I'm recording you. No, no.
He told us what to do we just do it he says oh, shoot we're being
coached so you're
see you're trusting the state.
It no they're very mad at the bank. Oh hello. Oh hello. You
don't get me I am you're back you're back. I'm trusting a
state agency that
you're going in and out man what's happening you talk about
the state and immediately you're screwed
that is annoyed with it with their target which is the bank I
know if you're working with the government Yeah, they're not
going to help you much generally speaking but as I'm Buddy
because there's they're screwing with them. Oh that's it they're
brutal Yeah,
yeah, I hear you know, I'm so sorry man. Um, that that is a
that's a hassle Yeah, the
sympathy I need your money No kidding. No. We would get court
costs eventually. Eventually eventually pain in the ass but
because this bank is they really need to be shut down. They
should be there the bank officers should be arrested the
board of directors should go to jail. Oh yeah, no, that's that's
gonna happen. No, no, that's not going to happen. So
what is going on?
What's up with this? No, no, no,
I think we're gonna have a war with the banks this is going to
happen if there's going to be a war you know, you know, people
send these YouTube videos around where you just see trains with
tanks rolling through all these different states in America. You
know in the the tanks have no camo and people like honeymoons
look for Syria. I'm like, No, you shit. That's for the banks.
The banks are arming themselves. I'm not kidding.
Well, it's a busted I mean All I know is that when the Occupy
started going after the banks, they shut that thing down faster
than crap with the use of the New York Police Department. Oh,
yeah.
Which they sponsor.
So anyway, but so it'd be interesting. Yeah, I'll have it
all rebuilt in detail. Yeah. Very, very good. Well, Mimi's
taking careful notes. Yeah,
I feel feel horrible for you guys. Yeah, let's do a quick run
around, get my nation. Oh, Elon Musk. He's another space guy,
another phony. He, of course also started Tesla, Tesla, and I
was like, Boy See, Tesla, that looks like they're gonna go
bankrupt?
Well, that can't be they got a bunch of government money and a
bunch of rich guys buying their cars. That's not possible.
The challenge Tesla faces over the next several months, which
is a very difficult one is to scale up production and achieve
enough of a gross margin on the product line, that we get to a
situation where we're cashflow positive. If we aren't able to
do that, we will join the graveyard of all the other car
companies startups of the last 90 years. Elon Musk Well, that's
rather Cavalier of you, Elon. So they're gonna go bankrupt. But
meanwhile, let me shoot some money into space. Because
Because idiots are falling for my ploy. He made his money. He
made his money. And all of you idiots were that battery car.
Yes. Jason Calacanis. I'm looking at you. Good luck on
getting service. When it's time for a new battery. You got to be
strapping to have those those Toyota batteries on your roof.
You're gonna have to have you're gonna have to have a trailer
hitch with a cart. Pulling your batteries is these people are
screwed. Such a stupid
people that bought that car had money to burn obviously.
Yeah, it's a such a stupid idea. So stupid.
So I'm listened to France van cat. And so there's this
interesting show shows up once a week. It's called culture it's
on then Canada's doll Eve Jackson has got this beautiful
British accent. She's French from Paris. She ha She's really
pretty.
What's her name again?
Eve. Jackson. Eve Jackson,
France. 24. Yeah. Oh, wow. With the short blonde hair. Yeah.
She's Oh, she's a she's the culture editor. Yeah,
specialized specializes in film. She's got she has an overbite,
but it's very cute overbite.
Yeah, she's she's really good looking. So she has she's got
this great accent but she so here she gets Pierre Kardan
who's like 90 something on the show. Yeah. Now I only got two
clips. But these clips are hilarious. But the first one not
as funny as the second first play Pierre Kardan. At first she
started grilling him about something in the 60s where he
was moaning and groaning and they had his long quote in
French of him complaining about women wearing trousers. That was
unsexy. It was stupid. But then he changed his mind and she she
grilled him about this.
Look back there at 1964 When you said you didn't think women
should wear trousers. A lot has changed since then. Because a
woman like to be men today.
What did Pierre say to women like to be men today? Oh, okay.
Thanks, Pierre.
Thanks for that great offseason observation is apparently
so so then it became this what apparently in the 60s and 70s.
He used to have these fashion shows where people were wearing
this crazy Devo like outfits. You know, the he just put these
outrageous things out there. So she asked this dumb question.
And I don't know if you can understand what he says. But I
can only understanding half of it.
We always create for a different time than the one we're in. Why
are you so interested in the future as opposed to the
present? Because tomorrow tomorrow is yesterday. Do more
next in the future?
I got it. Because tomorrow is just the day in the future bad
great.
Anyway, that's your culture. That's culture from Friday.
I don't think we should be doing that. You know, we did that
great conversation about you and your pig. And everyone loved it
but no one donated we're not doing no we're not doing the
right material apparently. Yeah. All right, well, then let me hit
I'll play something that you've heard everywhere. He's gonna
let the big banks once again write their own rules on chain
Wall Street. You gotta put y'all back in chains.
Let me just tell you one thing. Douche bag bite. Yeah, I will
let me douchebag him for that. He meant to say It was scripted,
and it was all nothing happens by accident. This guy's a thug,
an Irish thug, and he's going out there and he's doing exactly
what we expected is ramping up racism in this election season.
And by the way, these big banks do have you in chains. They are
changing the Devorah clan chain you I tell you
so here's the Standard Chartered Bank BS that ran on the BBC or
one of these foreign news stories with a discussing
charter bank, of course was, you know, breaking American law and
it should have been kicked out of out of New York, but no,
following allegations that had hid billions in illegal
transactions with Iran, regulators had accused the Bank
of breaching economic sanctions against Iran and acting like a
rogue institution from New York Michele flurry reports. And a
bank really stand for something cannot balance its ambition.
With its conscience Standard Chartered likes to portray
itself as a safe and boring bank. But one New York financial
regulator has shattered that image. The bank has agreed to
pay $314 million dollars or 217 million pounds to the Department
of Financial Services to settle charges that it schemed with the
Iranian government deliberately hiding up to 60,000
transactions, which was said to have laundered at least $250
billion.
Yeah, it's called the shakedown shaking them down,
they mentioned that there was they would they would have lost
just $350 million fine, which is a spit in the bucket, and
doesn't even reflect the percentages they probably got
from these from the money laundering, which can range up
to 10%. By the way, they did that instead of kicking them out
of the state of New York, which they could have done it kicked
him out of the country said you can't do business here anymore,
it would have cost them a lot because playing this crazy game.
So if $250 billion of mob laundered money went through the
bank, and if that was that would be like, what if it was 10%?
It'd be 20.
Just do it times 10 times 10?
Yeah. So and they charge they're fine was 340 million, which was
like it was it made it profitable. Yeah. It defined was
less than the money they made from these transaction.
Yeah, it's called a shakedown. It's called a vague. It's what
happens when your
Attorney General was so is a big shot now.
And where does that money go?
I don't know. Where does it go?
Does it go into the divorce family? Bank of America Defense
Fund?
No, no, no. Thanks. So
alright, just a few more things. Ministry of Truth. I should have
mentioned this when it happened. It was almost two weeks ago now.
But there was a TSA petition on we the people that fine petition
site over there at the whitehouse.gov. What a joke and
they took it down saying Oh, you didn't get enough votes. They
only like five 500 votes off or maybe a couple 1000 votes, but
they took it down early, just in case. And of course, the TSA has
a mandate. They have a mandate that all of this stuff should be
investigated. Now, which said just ignoring Congress gave them
a mandate. And then this little report
Transportation Security Administration is investigating
reports of racial profiling at Boston's Logan International
Airport. The New York Times reports more than 30 TSA agents
filed international or other inner internal complaints rather
about their own colleagues, targeting minorities in security
checks. Travelers say they haven't noticed anything too
overt. Once in a while, something I love this watch.
I love this. So we so we have the TSA filing against
themselves, saying hey, man, they're profiling black people.
Because it's literally black not saying racial like as in people
with beards, who look like terrorists, no black people,
they're pulling them out. And then CNN goes right into
protecting the the TSA by saying, but travelers, at least
the two idiots we're going to put on television don't seem to
have a problem with it.
Once in a while something happens I get in the random
check or whatever. But for the most part, it's okay to check
people randomly. They do check it randomly. I
mean, if people want to call profiling they can call
profiling but at the end of the day, they're doing the job. The
complaints may carry nationwide implications because Boston is
testing ground for an expanded use of behavioral detection
methods at other US airports. So
the thing that gets me is they get like an Indian guy, and
the day they're doing their job at them. At
the end of the day, they share art have you has a plane come
down has it building collapses somebody crashed up they're
doing a great job. What am I thinking about John? I'm just so
stupid
I mean yeah no we this was really darling. This is CNN it
is worse by the way talking about taking stuff down. You're
the media does this constantly but I think I ran into when the
when the massage stuff was happening yesterday, it started
to trend on Twitter. So slashes are the pound sign massage and
you've been on somewhere
sign hashtag or so whatever it is, number sign WikiLeaks
hashtag WikiLeaks hashtag. Assange was started trending.
And then all of a sudden that JC point is it just was taken off.
Just disappeared. But then I said, Well, you know, maybe stop
training but no, that couldn't be it. Because unbeknownst to
Twitter that whoever's, you know, in the government running
Twitter, they
stole Hello, D Costolo here yes okay, no problem I'll take it
down.
Yeah, but she had the mistake they made is that they took
those down we were actually trending and left BAM boozer up.
Loser was the one of the loan sites that was streaming the
video. So why wouldn't you take the why would they the other
things not be trending and bamboos are still be trending.
It made no sense. Because they didn't know what BAM boozer was
to take it down.
There are entire weeks that go by that I don't look at what's
trending on Twitter. I have to be honest with you. I just
couldn't care.
It just wanted I don't care. I'm just saying I'm seeing it on
there. And then it's gone. Just as the actions beginning. And
then bamboos are still on there for some unknown reason. This
was pretty sketchy.
Yeah, well, it's Twitter is bullcrap.
Now it's compromises all I'm saying. It's fairly obvious.
Okay. This was kind of funny. You saw Dave Mustaine of
Megadeth. Yeah, you know who he is? Right. I know who he is.
Yeah. So he's in Singapore on stage. And I don't know why he
does this just to discredit people like us country.
My President is trying to pass a gun ban. So he's staging all of
these, like the Fast and Furious thing down at the border, in
Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there. And now,
two beautiful people at the Sikh temple.
So he basically says, Obama is planting these false flags for
Aurora. And fast and furious. In the Sikh temple. You can even
hear that Singaporeans going we love Obama. Hey, man, don't just
play your guitar boy.
I mean, I need to hear this crap.
And then pick this one up. This is the mayor of Aurora.
Interesting language.
He just by every standard appeared normal. Clearly there's
something wrong here. Did he have friends? Did he make
connections that he put down any roots in the community? He did
have friends. He had made connections he had people he
went drinking with on Friday nights. And all the comments to
date our normal guy. Just something very seriously wrong
here.
I'd shut up if I were you, Mayor. This is not the kind of
talk that's the program was all about was just so much, I think
to act or something is happening with the copyright laws. And I
and I only have a little bit of evidence. The Carlyle Group is
taking a controlling interest in Getty Images for $3.3 billion.
So they're, of course is our magic number. And why else would
the Carlyle Group want a database of images unless they
had some kind of legislation they knew was coming. Because
that seems like kind of a down growth business otherwise? Yeah,
Something's fishy about that. Eli Lilly she for 3.3 billion.
Well, hello, Eli
Lilly admits paying doctors over $200 million to promote their
bullcrap. This is all coming out now. But of course you won't see
this on Anderson Cooper. But the best one came from one of our
producers. Do you remember when Google did the flu finder? No.
So Google had a map. And you could look at a Google map and
you could see where the flu was so you could see the flu coming
towards you. So this flu finder changed to the health map.
Health map dartboard and if you look at the website, you'll see
that Google is basically still running the show. They're
funding everything. And so that I use is still there to just go
away. John John, did I just lose you? The hell is that? I've
never heard this before. John. I went offline. This is weird.
What is Skype making like a submarine sound wow. Oh, I love
that sound. My favorite Skype sound just disappeared. Wow.
That was Bank of America. Guys are crazy. There's a problem
with the internet connection between you two. Really? You
guys still hear me? Oh. Shields up. This is it. I still have a
connection. I'm still streaming. Wow. I think John's connection
just went they just pulled the plug on him. They foreclosed on
his cable modem. Wow. Wow. That may be it folks. I don't know.
Can I call them on the phone? I'll try calling him on the
phone. Wow. He just shows us offline. Hello, yeah, what
happened?
I have no idea. Did Skype crash? Well, you were breaking up just
and then I just disconnected me. I'm like Bank
of America for closed on your cable modem.
It's a different account down here. Alright, so
back to the HealthMap. Yeah, let's wrap it up. Yeah, I want
to wrap it up with this. So healthmap.org, which is
basically sponsored by Google. They send out an email to
everyone and this includes all the like Walgreens, etc. So I
can't really tell why I got this email from about what they're
doing. So let me read to you from this. From this email from
the health map vaccine finder expansion program. This is
Google Flu season is rapidly approaching and with the launch
of the newly redesigned and expanded health map vaccine
finder exclamation mark. There are two major and exciting
improvements that will occur to the vaccine finder this year.
First, starting August 27. Individuals can search for all
four types of flu vaccines traditional flu shot, nasal
spray, intradermal, and high dose and even bigger news. The
vaccine Finder will expand later this year to allow for searches
of 10 adult vaccines including hepatitis A, hepatitis B, HPV,
MMR, meningococcal pneumococcal, T D,
T, dat and injustice and pneumonia, TD T DAP
varicella and zester. What's zester
isn't that Zoster?
What makes it Zoster? I'm sorry. Yes. zoster, what Zoster?
It says some kind of a flu like thing that nobody ever nobody
gets it. It lasts a day. If you get us no big deal.
We can raise awareness and increased demand for adult
vaccinations.
In fact, I think disaster if you look into it, you'll find the
guy who did the vaccine has some is something sketchy about him
and the vaccine itself.
So let me read this again. We can raise awareness and
increased demand for adult vaccinations as well as help you
promote your vaccination service. This is Google selling
vaccines. Now you're not impressed. I was impressed.
Well, I'm looking at the website. And it's like a bunch
of people involved in this thing. Analyse the Google's
getting some direct funding or giving them some money, but I
don't see that as a Google thing.
Yeah, well, this was the flu finder, and they changed it.
Well, I was taken over by Children's Hospital Boston,
apparently. Yeah. Okay. And who's fine. I'm not saying that
Google's out of the woods in terms of blame, but I'm not
seeing it as a Google
thing. But what they're doing is they're showing this is supposed
to help you find flu, but really, it's not about finding
flu. It's about they're literally saying help you
promote your vaccination service, and their sounds pretty
bad and they're sending this to Walgreens and other outfits. The
end of the HPV seriously so you're gonna get your HPV at
Walgreens now. Hey, hey Ma'am, your daughter looks mighty
young. You know, even if you're a virgin you can get HPV. Are
you a virgin young lady? Well, why don't you go get your shots
right over there. That's the world we live in. Ladies and
gentlemen, it's called Gitmo nation. We're proud to be a part
of it to bring you all the good, the bad, the worse. And the
totally ugly twice a week earlier,
I would take a look at this google.org Who seems to be the
financiers of this thing. And Shona brown senior vice
president from April 2011, she is from McKinsey and Company.
Management Group.
Sounds to me like they're shilling. Oh, wow. All right.
Next stop. will be the next time we speak on Sunday. We'll be in
Albuquerque, New Mexico. We have several nights, games, and
hopefully lots of people who will come to our meetup. Follow
Ms. Mickey's tweeters for that and we have I believe a no
agenda producer update coming up on the stream next. Oh, no
agenda stream.com, which is always fun. So John, I look
forward to an update on the merge Bank of America on Sunday.
Yeah,
I'll have something No, no something later today.
Good deal. Good deal coming to you from right underneath the
stargates here at the Arches National Park, in Moab, Utah in
the morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where trip wires in play. I'm
John C. Dvorak.
We'll be back again on Sunday. Right here on no agenda. It was
too narrow to merlis yesterday. Do more next in the future, you
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