Physical activity is now a medical condition.
Adam Curry, John C.
DeVora.
It's Sunday, August 31st, 2025.
This is your award-winning Gimbal Nation Media
Assassination Episode 1795.
This is no agenda.
Working on a holiday and broadcasting live from
the heart of the Texas Hill Country here
in FEMA Region No.
6.
In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I keep
wondering why X or Twitter keeps sending me
ads to use butter on ice cream.
I'm John C.
DeVore.
It's quite in the morning.
Wait a minute, so you're getting ads to
use butter?
Ads?
What is the ad for, if it's an
ad?
I don't click on it.
I refuse to click on it.
It's stupid.
It keeps, it has, it's an obvious ad.
It keeps cropping up.
Oh, here's why you should put butter on
ice cream.
I'm sure other people have seen this.
I'm surprised you didn't.
I don't see any ads on X.
Are you paying not to get ads?
No, no, I got the blue checkmark just
because of my status.
I got the blue checkmark, I get ads.
So here's what I get on X, alright?
So, you know, whenever I fire off the
bat signal, I send out the tweet and
I boost the toot.
And I slash the X and I whine
on the blue cry.
And then, you know, I go to X
because Darren always has a cute way of
retweeting or reposting, whatever we call it.
And so I'll repost his repost.
And right there is from Crumulent Corpse, a
one-liner.
You make this show my favorite, hateless and
you insufferable douche.
John's great though.
Insufferable douche.
That's a great line.
I've gotten some amazing messages.
This is another one from Jeff.
Adam, I've been listening to your show every
week for at least 10 years and been
donating $15 a month for at least 10
years with autopay.
You obviously have my full attention.
This is a true value for value person.
I finally need to give you this feedback.
Please stop using terms like bullcrap.
I'm the one who does that.
That's me.
Just swear and talk like normal people talk.
Swear?
We try to avoid that.
It is unlikely that young kids are listening
to your show.
That's not true.
We know for a fact that young kids
listen to the show.
A lot of disease.
It completely dulls the tone when you sanitize
language in that way.
And it sounds forced and awkward.
I'm telling you, this guy is frigging nuts.
Every other podcast out there uses colorful language,
which is part of the fun of podcasts.
John sneaks in an F-bomb once in
a while, and honestly, it's refreshing.
I don't even know why I show up
to the show.
It seems like you're the guy.
You're just the guy.
Everybody loves you.
You're the guy.
You get to a certain age.
That's all there is.
You're getting there.
I'll be 61 on Wednesday.
Wednesday, if you need to know.
Yes, Wednesday.
Thank you.
Wednesday.
Yes, on Wednesday.
Yes, Wednesday you will be 61.
So we went to a birthday party yesterday,
which actually was quite cool.
There's a new winery, and they have a
tasting room called Buli.
B-U-L-I.
Now, the guy's a New Yorker, but I
think he lives in Tuscany at least half
of the time, maybe full-time, has a
vineyard there.
But they're Texas wines, you know, the typical
Tempranillo, et cetera.
And it was a birthday party for the
Burger Heiress.
Have we talked about the Burger Heiress?
Yeah, well, I think we talked about it
after the show.
Oh, well, the Burger— Which is the problem
that we discuss about talking about stuff.
Yes, she's the heiress to— Burger King.
Burger King, yes.
She literally grew up in the— I'll jump
right in when you need me.
She literally grew up in the home of
the Whopper.
And her dad, I don't think he started
it, but he commercialized it.
So the same guy who owned the Miami
Dolphins.
So anyway, she's very sweet.
She and her Cajun husband.
And she just turned 70.
And by the way, her birthday is also
on September 3rd.
So we have a kinship.
And I was like, I'm looking around this
party, and two things I noticed.
One, they had napkins that said, happy 70th
birthday.
And I'm like, when I turn 70, there
will be no napkins that have the number
on it.
That's just not okay.
At a certain point— Was this a paper
napkin that was printed?
Yes, paper, a printed paper napkin.
Okay, they can probably buy those somewhere.
Yeah.
The other thing was, dude, her friends.
Like, Suzy looks great, but there were some
just really old, old— I mean, just—I'm like,
holy crap.
Is that going to be us in 10
years?
I think somehow we're just going to look
better.
I hope.
Peptides.
Keep away from low T.
I'm going for a T panel, actually.
Had an old conversation about it last night
at dinner.
I was like, okay, okay, I'll go, I'll
go, I'll go.
You probably should have.
I mean, Rogan uses this stuff, and he's
not old enough, really.
And it's all, you know, it has its—
Its benefits?
Yeah, well, it's good for— Sex?
It's actually more good for sales.
Who knows what sales is?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second.
What do you mean?
What do you mean better for sales?
I had a doctor, a doctor friend who
put me on some T for a while
because he was a nut about it and
said, you've got to try this.
I've got a prescription, I've used it for
a while, and then I haven't been able
to get it for some time because of
the current doctors I have.
Oh, they don't want to give it.
Yeah, you shouldn't use anything.
Oh, boy.
But no matter what.
But I notice that if you use it
occasionally, because there's studies done about race car
drivers and how their testosterone increases, and as
it increases during a race, they also get
more daring.
And the main thing that— Which is somewhat
dangerous because you can go nuts.
But the thing that I noticed explicitly is
that you get— the libido increases to such
an extent that that's basically all it is.
And once you start to achieve that, you
can figure out, well, how do I get
to that feeling you can do without the
testosterone?
But it increases your ability to do sales.
I'm telling you, it does.
And what sales are you doing on the
side that I'm unaware of?
No, this goes way back when I was
experimenting with this.
This is the time I took you to
Fringal and sold you on making me vice
president of Remedio.
You were jacked on tea?
Oh, now I am.
Well, it worked.
It worked.
Totally worked.
Smooth as silk.
I took pity on you, old man.
What are you talking about?
I was just being nice.
I'm like, ah, let's get the guy.
Whatever.
Techniques are techniques.
Whatever.
He doesn't care.
It's all just technique.
He doesn't care.
Well, since we're talking about big pharma, oh,
man.
The pharmaceutical industrial complex is out in full
force every single where they can go.
They need to let you know that this
anti-vaxxer, this Kennedy, is no good.
He's a nut job.
He's an anti-vaxxer.
He's crazy.
He's going to kill your children.
And here is the offending, offending statement from
RFK Jr. I would say this.
First of all, I will confirm that we
let go of Susan Minares yesterday.
I'm not going to talk about personnel issues.
But, you know, the CDC is an agency
that is very troubled for a very long
time.
And anybody who lives through the COVID pandemic,
all of these bizarre recommendations that were not
science-based, all the misinformation, understands that the
CDC has on its website today that among
the top 10 medical innovations, greatest medical accomplishments
in history was abortion.
This is one of the greatest medical accomplishments
because it keeps all families.
Go to the website.
Look at it.
Fluoridation, giving kids a toxin and vaccines.
There's a lot of trouble at CDC and
it's going to require getting rid of some
people over the long term in order for
us to change the institutional culture and bring
back the pride and self-esteem and make
that agency the stellar agency that it's always
been.
I'm very confident in the political staff that
we have down there now that they're going
to be able to accomplish that and ensure
the competent functionality of that agency.
How about changing the website, for starters?
That might be an idea.
Abortion.
You're the boss.
Why does the website say all this crap?
Number one medical innovation, abortion.
That is ghoulish.
Medical innovation.
By the way, have you ever looked at
11 labs?
That's what I use for my guys when
I do voices.
Running Bobby the op through the voice isolator,
which is typically meant to remove background song
music or whatever, really enhances his speech.
This was much worse and I ran it
through that.
I was like, wow, this is working.
I can understand it much better.
Interesting.
So anyway, yeah, change the website would be
our Curry Dvorak Consulting Group recommendation.
But no, no, we have to go and
just see what the pharmaceutical industry is doing
because they know that their days are probably
limited on television advertising.
They are flooding the market with influencers of
everything.
Yeah, you have this thesis.
I saw you promote it in an email.
I wasn't promoting.
It was just someone.
No, you're working.
You're wood chopping.
I'm wood chopping.
I was wood shopping.
It was wood shopping.
Yes, of course.
Of course.
Everybody's an influencer.
Are you kidding me?
Everything is.
How's an influencer going to promote Rizalus or
some of these crazy drugs that they push?
Oh, you watch.
You just watch.
I mean, it's like, what's the.
I had an eczema.
And look, it's gone.
I used this goo on my.
Yes.
I mean, it's great.
Now, of course.
Then they're going to have to pass.
You know, they have a law that you
can't do these commercials without saying you were
being paid.
So if these are being paid, these influencers
are being paid to promote eczema drugs.
Yeah.
Are they going to have to do the
disclaimer?
Well, they should.
Well, are they going to have to?
Let me give you an example of a
of an influencer, a very famous influencer, clearly
paid.
Not not like he took a check directly.
It came through another avenue and went into
a separate bank account, but he can use
it for certain things.
This is the number one medical influencer out
there on the Internet today.
Thanks very much for joining me.
Dangerously, President Trump and Health and Human Services
Secretary Robert Kennedy are wreaking havoc on our
already broken and dysfunctional health care system.
I love the slogan.
It's a great slogan.
Make America healthy again.
Fantastic.
Unfortunately, the Trump administration is doing just the
opposite.
You don't make America healthy by throwing 15
million people off the health care they have,
which is what Trump's big, beautiful bill does.
You don't make America healthy by as a
result of these Medicaid cuts, shutting down or
creating a decline in services for hundreds of
nursing homes, community health centers and hospitals throughout
the country.
He's still on script.
But it gets even worse than that.
Oh, here we go.
Secretary Kennedy has just fired the head of
the CDC, Dr. Susan Montero's, who has been
on the job for just a few weeks.
No, dodge the bullet.
I'd say her crime.
Well, she refused to be a rubber stamp
for Kennedy's anti vaccine conspiracy theories.
That is a crime.
That's why she was fired.
How does that work?
Well, the rubber stamp is the key.
But wait for it.
The influencer part is coming.
He was given the line.
He's going to pay it off.
In other words, she believes what virtually the
entire medical and scientific community believe.
And that is that vaccines are an enormously
important public health tool to which protect the
health and welfare of our children and all
Americans.
It is a bit absurd to have to
say this in the year 2025.
But let me say it.
Vaccines are safe and effective.
Hit it again.
Let me say it again.
Hit it again.
Vaccines are safe and effective.
Say it a third time.
Come on, Bernie.
Vaccines are safe and effective.
So, first of all, if she loves saving
children so much, I don't think the number
one medical innovation should be abortion on her
Web site.
That's saving children for a jar of formaldehyde.
For a rainy day.
So, but this whole thing is very confusing
because it's really about the MRNA, the mRNA
vaccine, and specifically the COVID vaccine.
And by the way, for people who didn't
know, that was Bernie Sanders.
Some people didn't know it, funny enough.
It's pretty hard not to catch that voice.
But this repeating safe and effective over and
over again is the big lie.
It's a huge lie.
Those vaccines were never safe and they were
definitely not effective.
And he also threw in there the rubber
stamp.
That's part of the meme.
And what else did he throw in there?
Rubber stamp.
I mean, it is a meme, but I
don't know.
No, they're going to use it.
So, that's it.
She wouldn't rubber stamp his vaccine policy.
So, the vaccine.
Oh, yeah.
The other lie was 15 million people going
to lose their health care.
Not true.
Oh, yeah.
That's, yeah.
You know, and the extrapolation of that lie
is all these rural hospitals will have to
close.
Well, the first would have to be true
for the second to be true.
And the first one is not true.
So, yes, some people may have to, if
you're on disability, but you can actually do
work.
Or if you're a stay-at-home mom,
there's some stipulations.
And the problem is the states have to
make up for the difference.
Everyone's up in arms.
But specifically, mRNA, which I think we can
say was not 100% safe and was
not 100% effective.
And Bobby Kennedy has continuously said that, you
know, some vaccines are good.
Not the ones with thimerosal, not the, you
know, which is mercury.
He's against this early administration of it.
Certainly, hepatitis B to a newborn seems insane.
Hepatitis B vaccine to a newborn.
It seems insane.
But now, this is almost like, whoa, how
did this happen?
Because he's focused specifically on mRNA, now the
people who are supposed to be promoting all
vaccines are confused.
In particular, Dr. Hotez.
Listen to what he now says about the
safe and effective vaccines.
And instead, he's pushing this idea of whole
inactivated virus vaccines, which is a much older
technology.
No, hold on.
It's the technology we're still using.
No, that is what's called a vaccine.
Yes.
Yes, an actual vaccine.
But it's old technology.
It's 1.0, man.
Haven't you been following the narrative?
They're technology.
And the reason you went to mRNA or
you go to subunit vaccines like what we
did with our recombinant protein COVID vaccines.
Hold on a second.
I had to look that up because we
know that he's in the vaccine business, Hotez.
Subunit vaccines.
I had to look it up.
Subunit vaccines are vaccines that use only specific
parts, subunits of a pathogen, such as proteins
or poly…
Spike protein.
Yes, basically.
Here, have some spike protein.
But wait, it gets better.
To stimulate an immune response rather than the
whole pathogen.
They are apparently safer than live or inactivated
vaccines since they can't cause disease.
But they often require adjuvants to boost immunity.
Examples include hepatitis B and HPV vaccines.
So, Hotez is in on all this.
And, of course, well, you know, it's much
better.
But mRNA.
mRNA is the technology.
We know it's safe and effective.
It saved millions of people's lives.
Pay no attention to the VAERS database.
And now he's going completely nuts.
Our recombinant protein COVID vaccines is because of
the weakness of the whole inactivated virus technology.
First of all, you can't rely on it
because it depends.
To inactivate the virus, you have to grow
a lot of the virus, either in eggs
or in cell lines.
And with a new virus and a new
pathogen, an emerging pandemic threat, you don't know
if the virus is going to grow well
in the lab or not.
There's no way to predict.
So that's problem number one.
Sometimes even if you want to make a
whole inactivated virus vaccine, you may not have
enough virus to inactivate.
So that's a problem.
And we're sometimes facing that now with yellow
fever vaccine.
So that's problem number one.
Problem number two is it produces a lot
of side effects.
If you remember in 1976, there was a
big push to make a whole inactivated virus
vaccine against swine flu.
And it caused high rates of Guillain-Barre
syndrome.
And that's because the whole inactivated virus technology
probably has more side effects than just about
any other vaccine technology.
What?
So why he would pick that is just
absolutely makes no sense.
But that's all vaccines.
He's now basically— He just came out against
all vaccines.
He's an anti-vaxxer.
Oh, no, all kinds of side effects, particularly
for yellow fever.
The swine flu vaccine in 76 didn't just
give people Guillain-Barre.
It killed people.
People were dying.
Yeah, we had a couple.
I didn't know them personally, but there's family
members of certain people that worked at the
air pollution district died from that shot.
Yeah.
So now every vaccine is no longer safe
and effective except mRNA.
This is spectacular.
Spectacular.
And that's because— This is a clip of
the day, by the way.
When I'm done.
—virus technology probably has more side effects than
just about any other vaccine technology.
So why he would pick that is just
absolutely makes no sense.
I think what he was thinking maybe is
since, you know, this whole wellness and influencer
push coming out of the Maha movement, Make
America Healthy Again, boasts about natural immunity and
this kind of stuff.
Oh, no.
And so he thinks maybe it'll more closely
resemble natural immunity.
It doesn't.
It causes severe side effects.
So pretty much everything, every statement coming out
of HHS about mRNA vaccines is incorrect.
And it puts the American people under great
threat.
Oh, yeah, from vaccines.
Clip of the day.
Holy mackerel.
This guy is—doesn't he know what he's taught?
Does he have a clue what he just
said?
No.
It's no way he could have a clue.
This is just baffling.
He slammed the entire vaccine industry since the
late 1700s.
Yes.
They're all no good except mRNA, which we
know for a fact is no good.
Safe and effective, baby.
Safe and effective.
You know, Bill Maher had some natural—some doctor
from, I don't know, Stanford or somebody on
who's a health nut.
And he had—and Maher all of a sudden—I
don't have the clip.
I never thought to clip it.
But Maher goes on about mRNA and how
important it is.
And I don't know what—who got to him
or said—got him to bring this up.
But this reminds me of the—this is a
deep state meme.
This is—we had a clip that I had
developed from Malone, the guy who always likes
to credit himself with partially inventing that technology,
who said in the clip that it was
the CIA that determined that we need a
quick response in case of a— I have
it.
You want to hear it?
Yeah, let's play that clip.
All these circumventing of normal procedures and rules,
that's happening because largely our intelligence community is
pushing that through the administrative state structure.
And why are they doing it?
I think if we just back up for
a minute and say, okay, let's try to
give them the benefit of the doubt for
a moment.
Okay?
What I think they are believing is that
they have to push this.
They have to get acceptance for this technology
because there are no alternatives and the threat
is so severe in their opinion, in their
spooky world.
The threat is so severe that something has
to exist and this is the something they've
latched onto.
And I'm saying this not to defend them.
I'm saying this to try to help you
to understand what you've been subjected to.
There you go.
Found the clip in two seconds.
And that was—he's talking about the mRNA vaccine
as a technology to prevent germ warfare, to
develop a product quickly because that's what it
does.
It's like an overnight sensation instead of having
to grow all these bacteria or viruses in
a lab to get the vaccine.
Overnight sensation.
This mRNA is the Taylor Swift of the
medical industry.
It's an overnight sensation.
And so they think that this is the
solution to the potential for germ warfare, which
is a pipe dream.
Yes.
Doesn't work.
No.
They've latched onto it.
The competition was the adenovirus technology, which was
used for Zika and a couple of other
things.
And that was also a quick fix.
You could do it quickly, but not as
quick as this.
And mRNAs, somehow they've convinced themselves that this
is the way to go.
And that's why the CIA was invested in
Moderna and— Pfizer.
I guess Pfizer.
Or BioNTech.
BioNTech.
So that's why I think Bill Maher comes
out and he goes on about how important
this is.
I don't know, like I said, who got
to him.
And the other guy couldn't argue about it.
And it's just, we're stuck with this.
We're going to be stuck.
They're going to bring out more mRNA.
They're going to try to prove it works
again.
There's going to be a second go-around.
It's not going to necessarily be with a
pandemic.
It won't be COVID.
It'll be something else.
They'll just say, we've got a flu solution.
We have a thing for something.
This is going to be for something or
other.
And it's not going to be quite as
drastic as COVID-19.
The sad thing is, is that the memes
that were spread during COVID still hold true
today.
People—and I'm just going to tell—because it's in
the clip—I just got to tell you that
people who are vaccinated, people who are all
in on the mRNA, in this case, is
about COVID.
And remember, the meme is, you won't have
access to it.
Well, yeah, you will have access.
Your insurance may not cover it.
Your pharmacy may not—may require a doctor's note.
It's a recommendation.
It's off the recommended list for most people.
But people who have been brainwashed still believe
that if you get the vaccine, but someone
else doesn't, you're in danger.
This is the crazy part about it.
And that's what we were told for over
almost three years.
You may get the vaccine.
You're a good doobie.
But if that person over there, that seething,
infected human resource doesn't get it, you're going
to die.
And of course, you know, grandma will never
sit at the table anymore, etc.
This is from Seattle.
As new restrictions on who can now get
updated COVID-19 vaccinations are being rolled out.
This by itself is a lie.
There's not restrictions on who can get it.
It's restrictions on who is—it's not recommended for
most.
And by— It's not a restriction.
Yes, it's not a restriction.
It's a—there's a better word.
I can't think of it right off the
top of my head, but it's a better
word for this.
It's a recommendation.
Yeah, a recommendation would work.
Yeah, here we go.
As new restrictions on who can now get
updated COVID-19 vaccinations are being rolled out.
Healthcare providers are working to determine how this
will be handled as people look to get
their booster shots.
I don't agree with it at all.
Seniors like Linda Kafeli are still able to
get the shot, but she still has concerns.
Being a senior, I can get the shot.
But for those people who can't get it,
then I'm affected because I'm exposed.
This is what I'm saying.
This is unbelievable.
And by the way— That is unbelievable.
You should get another clip of the day.
I'm taking another clip of the day.
Here we go, everybody.
Whoa!
Clip of the day.
Because this is the absurdity of this whole
thing.
Well, but it's—unfortunately, this lie, which clearly is
still firmly embedded in people's minds, who do
not even understand how vaccines, vaccines are supposed
to work, this has divided families, friends, neighbors,
this very lie.
Well, you know, I got it, but my
neighbor didn't.
You can't come in my house.
But aren't you protected by the vaccine?
Well, we all know the answer is no,
so we continue.
Being a senior, I can get the shot.
But for those people who can't get it,
then I'm affected because I'm exposed.
So, and it's, you know, yeah, and we
have grandchildren.
You know, we just want to make sure
that everybody's safe.
I'm going to kill my grandchildren.
To get the updated COVID-19 vaccine, children
and younger adults must have at least one
high-risk health condition.
But doctors say— Good news.
Hold on.
Good news, everybody.
Pay attention.
Most people still might qualify.
Asthma, physical inactivity, type 2 diabetes, obesity.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop.
This is great.
Asthma.
Physical activity.
Let me see.
That's a condition.
Let's listen.
Hold on.
Let's listen.
Say most people still might qualify.
Asthma, physical inactivity.
Physical, yeah, he says physical.
Physical activity is now a medical condition.
Asthma, physical inactivity, type 2 diabetes.
I think he's saying inactivity, which also is
not a medical condition.
Asthma, physical inactivity, type 2 diabetes, obesity.
The list is actually quite long.
And so a significant portion, most estimates suggest
a majority of Americans meet one of those
criteria.
Wow.
Hey, did you sit down today?
Have you sat on your ass for an
hour?
Oh, that's physical inactivity.
You're qualified.
No, no, because I pay attention to my
Apple Watch circles.
When the circle's not full, I got to
stand up.
When my watch tells me to stand up,
I stand up.
I'm good.
I'm healthy.
And so there is still the availability of
Booster, Booster, Booster, Booster, Booster.
I couldn't help it.
As well as this decision can be made.
He went so nuts on that.
Booster.
I just had to repeat it.
And so there is still the availability of
Booster, Booster, Booster, Booster, Booster.
As well as this decision can be made
with one's health care provider.
But it could be trickier to get a
COVID vaccine at the pharmacy.
I think some of the more challenging aspects
of it are going to be around just
sort of like walking up to the pharmacist,
someone you don't have a treating relationship with,
and then be like knowing that they're going
to get reimbursed for giving you the vaccine.
That could be a little bit more in
flux as well.
I'm very concerned now because as a podcaster,
I'm on my ass seven hours a week.
Oh yeah, you're physically inactive too often.
How about podcast listeners?
Oh, the worst.
It's just horrible.
Oh my goodness.
So obviously we had to bring out the
pharmaceutical industry into the shows.
This is all the Sunday shows.
This is fresh off the press.
ABC This Week, Martha with Dr. Demente.
Or is it Dimitri?
I don't know.
I'm joined now by Dr. Dimitri Daskalakis, who
stepped down this week from his position leading
the CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory
Diseases.
Thank you for joining us this morning, doctor.
By the way, if these guys are all
about the fight, why do they step down?
Why don't they stay in it?
Don't step down.
I'm quitting out of resistance.
If you really mean it.
I agree with you.
Wouldn't you stay and fight?
You're right.
And I'd have more respect for him.
Like, okay, this guy really believes what he's
thinking.
Let's hear about it.
No, I'm stepping down.
I'm stepping away from this.
I won't work for these heathens.
You have been at the CDC for five
years, about seven months under Secretary Kennedy.
Our podcast is going 18 years.
He's quitting after five.
Yeah, really?
Loser.
The CDC is generating policies that do not
reflect scientific reality and are designed to hurt
rather than improve the public's health.
Oh, hold on.
Leading question, but Kennedy is designed to hurt.
He's actually the devil.
He's like, ha ha, I'm Robert F.
Kennedy Jr., here to kill your children.
He is generating policies that do not reflect
scientific reality and are designed to hurt rather
than improve the public's health.
That's actionable as far as I'm concerned.
That's an actionable statement.
You can't say that.
You can't just say he's designing this to
hurt people.
Okay.
I don't know how much liability there is
when it comes to a public figure like
that.
That comment is borderline.
It's possible if you had a good lawyer.
What are you talking about specifically?
Yes, Dr. Demento, come on in.
I'm going to say, well, first, thank you
for having me on, Martha.
And I'll say that we're seeing the tip
of the iceberg.
So right now, I think probably the most
prominent demonstration of that is what Secretary Kennedy
did with changing the childhood schedule for COVID
-19.
Oh, there it is.
In that, we were directed that only children
with underlying conditions would be the ones that
should qualify for vaccination.
That's not what the data shows.
Six-month-old to two-year-old, their
underlying condition is youth.
53% of those children hospitalized last season
had no underlying conditions.
The data say that in that age range,
you should be vaccinating your child.
I understand that not everybody does it.
But they have limited access by narrowing that
recommendation.
Insurance may not cover it.
May not.
By the way, 53%.
And what was the total?
Oh, 200.
I think it's 200.
It comes up later.
Oh, it does bring an actual number in
instead of 53%.
Yeah, 200 total.
There is something that is going kind of
unreported amidst this whole fracas.
And you say designed to hurt.
The policies are designed to hurt.
No, you said designed to hurt.
Wow.
Oh, that's a good switcheroo.
Good catch, too.
You know what happened?
The control room went, blame it on him.
Blame it on him.
We can't.
We don't want the lawsuit.
We've already been sued and we already lost.
Blame it on Demento.
And you say designed to hurt.
The policies are designed to hurt the public's
health.
I said it twice.
You're saying they are deliberately, purposely, knowingly hurting
public health?
Wow.
I mean, from my vantage point as a
doctor who's taken the Hippocratic Oath, I only
see harm coming.
I may be wrong.
Oh, he's so smart.
He's so smart.
Based on what I'm seeing, based on what
I've heard with the new members of the
Advisory Committee for Immunization Practices, or ACIP, they're
really moving in an ideologic direction where they
want to see the undoing of vaccination.
What's the ideology?
What is the ideology?
Did he say ideology?
Yeah, yeah.
They're really moving in an ideologic direction where
they want to see the undoing of vaccination.
Is that an ideology?
I think you could see it as such
if you were him.
He could be wrong.
They do want to see the undoing of
mRNA vaccination.
They have a very specific target on COVID.
They really are sticking to this mRNA thing.
I'm sorry?
They really are sticking to this mRNA thing.
This goes back again to the Malone and
the intelligence community.
They cannot, they really, they're true believers at
this regard, at this point.
True believers.
It's the AI of the medical industry, man.
And that's where the ideology comes in.
This is an ideological position.
Yes, yes.
So they project the way you always like
to say in the Dutch term.
Wat je zegt ben jezelf met je kop
door de helft.
Is that they're seeing it, they're seeing the
other side as being the same way.
They want to see the undoing of mRNA
vaccination.
They have a very specific target on COVID.
But I do fear that they have other
things that they are going to be working
on.
Hepatitis B vaccine is on the agenda for
the meeting in September.
I predict that what they're going to do
is try to change the birth dose of
hepatitis B vaccine.
To zero.
So that kids don't get it when they're
born.
So if you have a mother who is
well connected to care, you know her hepatitis
B status, that may not matter very much.
But if you have a mother who's not
gone to prenatal care, who comes in to
deliver, we have one bite at that apple
so that child gets that important hepatitis B
vaccine.
Why does it matter?
Kids who have hepatitis B, they get liver
scarring, it's called cirrhosis, later in life.
Or it's a really common cause of liver
cancer.
So these kids, they're boozing it up?
When they're born, that's how they get liver
cirrhosis?
I find this hard to believe.
What is hepatitis B and how do you
get it contracted?
It's a blood disease.
I mean, you get it from blood.
Needles.
Needles would be one way.
Look it up.
You have your machine there.
All right, hold on a second.
Ask the girl about how you get hepatitis
B.
I'm going to ask the girl.
Remember, her name is Error.
So Error, tell me, how do you get
hepatitis B?
Hepatitis B spreads through blood, semen, or other
bodily fluids.
John, you might want to be more careful
with your habits.
Sharing needles or unprotected semen ways.
Also, from mother to child during birth or
contaminated medical equipment.
Stay safe.
Unlike clueless John.
She's gone crazy.
Why you put that in there?
Clueless John.
I didn't do that.
She's just gone nuts.
There you go.
AI.
It's the best thing since sliced bread.
I don't know what it's doing.
There you go.
Last clip.
You made the decision to leave saying there
is not a path for doing good for
public health at the CDC.
So what effect will this have on the
CDC?
All these resignations.
Your resignation.
Talk slower.
Are you worried about what you're leaving behind
and that others may follow you?
Oh, no.
Stay and fight.
Of course I'm worried.
I've been worried for months.
I mean, I think if you've read my
resignation letter, I did not write that resignation
letter in 15 minutes.
I had Chad GPT do it for me
in 15 seconds.
I had been ready to do this when
I felt that I hit the line.
And I hit the line when both I
didn't think that we were going to be
able to present science in a way free
of ideology.
That the firewall between science and ideology has
completely broken down.
And not having a scientific leader at CDC
meant that we wouldn't be able to have
the necessary diplomacy and connection with HHS to
be able to really execute on good public
health.
Both of those things mean that I can't
do my job and that my scientists can't
do their job.
When that happens, that's the beginning of harm.
And that's the end of what I can
do as a physician who said that first
I would do no harm.
I couldn't be any more gay.
I don't know where you come up with
that.
Oh, just to hear him.
It's just he's gay.
The guy's super gay.
Oh, man.
Well, I have.
I mean, they didn't stop on ABC.
This is all ABC, by the way.
ABC, for some reason, just went to the
mat.
And you're right.
They just settled the lawsuit with with the
president.
They should be careful what they're doing here.
So I was thinking about this earlier because
I was looking at CBS this morning.
I was trying to figure I was when
I before the show.
You're three or two hours ahead of me.
But when I get up to before the
show, I always check some news feed right
away to make sure, you know, that World
War Three didn't start.
So that your clips are relevant before.
It's just my thinking.
Yeah.
But I was watching the CBS.
I realized I kind of got off the
deep end.
And CBS, I think, you know, we always
call it the CIA broadcasting system.
I think they went off the rails and
I think it's the CIA that pulled the
plug on them.
Because because if you think about it, Skydance
is run by Larry Ellison's son and Oracle.
The corporation has always been tightly associated with
with the agency.
So there.
So the agency is resting control back from
CBS because they because the guys have gone
so lib that, you know, they're not messaging
correctly.
They're losing their audiences.
They have, you know, bad people working there
and they're going to clean house once the
Skydance guys take over.
Yeah, that's that seems logical.
Here's another doctor.
This is who is this doctor?
This doctor is Dr. Richard Bessert Besser.
Sorry, Besser.
So kids are going to die no matter
what you think.
Robert F.
Kennedy Jr. is a kid.
He's a murderer.
He's a kiddie killer.
I'm joined now by former acting CDC director
Dr. Richard Besser, now president and CEO of
the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation.
Would you like to remind us about the
Robert Wood Johnson?
I can't remember all the details, but it's
bad.
Yes, it is.
Dr. Besser, always good to see you.
President Trump has fired a lot of people
since he took office again.
Many others in the CDC have quit now.
What real difference will this make?
Oh, dead kids on the street.
You know, Martha, I think the difference is
is going to be profound.
The CDC is an absolutely critical piece of
the protection for Americans from any public health
health threat.
Now, with the director being removed, senior leadership
leaving, I have great fears for what will
happen to this country the next time we
face a public health emergency.
Whether it's a massive earthquake, a new infectious
agent, or unfortunately, the next pandemic.
And we've been talking about the COVID recommendations.
What are the practical considerations?
How serious is it?
I think people say it's not 2020.
So do I really need to get the
booster or the vaccine?
Yeah, you know, it is in 2020.
But, you know, I'm a pediatrician.
I practice pediatrics for more than 30 years.
30 years.
And we are still seeing 200 children each
year die from COVID.
Anyway, here is with the number.
2020.
But, you know, I'm a pediatrician.
I practice pediatrics for more than 30 years.
And we are still seeing 200 children each
year die from COVID.
And the vast majority of those children are
unvaccinated.
So there are vaccinated children dying from COVID?
What happens to safe and effective?
What's the vast majority of the 200?
And what is that percentage?
Oh, no.
Now we don't get a percentage from them.
But apparently, kids are dying after being protected
by the COVID vax.
Something is wrong here.
Still seeing 200 children each year die from
COVID.
And the vast majority of those children are
unvaccinated.
So my recommendation is that, you know, stop
listening to the politicians.
Talk to your doctor about what's right for
you.
You know, there are individuals who are at
greater risk.
But there are also people who live with
those who are at greater risk.
Live with elderly people.
Live with people with cancer.
For those individuals, getting a COVID vaccine is
really important.
Unfortunately, with the recommendations coming out of the
department, many people may have to pay for
this out of pocket.
And a lot of people can't afford to
do that.
Oh, there you go.
The CDC is not a department, I might
point out.
The CDC is kind of a weird beast
altogether.
Sitting there in Atlanta.
We've got a whole other extra non-profit
fund.
RFK Jr. should explain to the American people
how that operation actually operates.
No one's going to do that.
Under Richard – I'm looking at a citation
here.
Under Richard Beston's leadership, the foundation prioritized health
equity.
So we all die.
That's the idea?
That's equitable.
Everybody dies.
All right, two more clips from this.
Jamoke?
Because of what you're seeing at the CDC,
who should people take advice from now?
The CDC still?
What kind of question is that?
Let me think.
How would I answer that?
No, you can't listen to the CDC.
Listen to the doctors.
Trust the science.
Well, for personal health information, I think you
need to talk to your doctor, your nurse,
your pharmacist.
I worry, though, about the nation as a
whole.
I served as the acting director of the
CDC at the start of the Obama administration.
And the reason I was given that job
was that I had run emergency preparedness at
the agency for four years.
They wanted to make sure – What agency?
First he says department.
Then he says agency.
The CDC is not an agency.
Is he talking about the CDC?
Yeah, I think so.
That's not an agency.
Could it be defined as an agency?
I don't think so.
Well, let's take a – ask your friend.
All right.
Is the CDC considered an agency of the
government?
No, John, darling.
The District of Columbia isn't considered an agency
of the government.
It's a federal district with its own local
government.
She can't even get that straight.
She thinks it's DC.
I'm not even going to ask her.
Ask it again, but that says the Centers
for Disease Control.
Be more specific.
You want to ask her?
I'm not asking nothing because she's condemning me.
You've got some code you put in there
so that every time she answers a question,
it's got something to do with me.
Nice try.
Is the Centers for Disease Control considered an
agency?
Yes, the CDC is a federal agency.
John, unlike you, who's just a federal pain
part of the U.S. Department of Health
and Human Services.
My brilliant love.
Anything else, handsome?
She's gotten all jitty on you now.
Well, she got that part right.
She's gotten all jitty on you.
I like insulting error better.
Anyway, okay, so I guess it's – I
thought it was – well, we'll have to
look into that.
We have looked into it, but the CDC
is not your typical agency.
It's also located in Atlanta, which would tell
you something.
It's not in D.C. I had run
emergency preparedness at the agency for four years.
They wanted to make sure someone was in
that seat in the event there was a
public health emergency, and there was.
There was the H1N1 swine flu pandemic.
We now have as an acting director someone
with absolutely no public health experience, and that
puts us all at incredible risk.
And, Dr. Besser, I want to ask you
one thing about mandates.
It's one of the things that Secretary Kennedy
said this week and touted progress that he's
made.
He said he ended the mandates.
Why do you think mandates are important?
Well, you know, when I think about mandates,
I think about children going to school.
I think about young parents who are sending
their children to school and want to know
that their children are safe.
And the way children are safe from vaccine
-preventable diseases is by getting vaccinated themselves.
But no vaccine is 100 percent.
And so you count on the other children
in that classroom being vaccinated.
I think with this secretary, we are on
a path to it being largely parental choice.
And that is going to put at risk
those people for whom the vaccine didn't work
and children who may have medical conditions where
they can't get vaccinated.
That is a major step backwards for public
health.
This is so interesting.
It's like, first of all, if you're vaccinated,
you still can get killed by an unvaccinated.
Then it's parental choice, which is clearly very
bad.
And then it's like, well, some kids can't
get vaccinated and other kids who aren't vaccinated
will kill the other kids.
Meanwhile, we got actual kids killing kids with
guns everywhere who are hyped up on other
pharmaceutical nonsense.
I know there has been concern from public
health officials like you about Kennedy, given his
history of unsubstantiated claims about the link between
vaccines.
Unsubstantiated claims, I tell you.
And autism.
He talked about researching the causes of autism
this week with President Trump.
Let's listen.
Here we go, everybody.
The autism is such a tremendous horror show.
How are you doing on that?
We are doing very well.
We will have announcements as promised in September.
We're finding interventions, certain interventions now that are
clearly almost certainly causing autism.
Again, there's no scientific support for a link
between autism and vaccines.
But are you concerned about what he might
announce?
He didn't actually even say that.
She just presumed that's what he going to
say.
He could say it's microplastics for all we
know.
But she's just presuming that's what's going to
happen.
I'm very concerned.
When he was being confirmed to be secretary,
one of the things he said is don't
listen to him for scientific advice.
He's not a scientist.
But since he has become secretary, he very
frequently is making scientific proclamations that have absolutely
no basis.
So I'm worried as to what he'll say.
There's incredible research going on to try and
understand the many causes of autism and how
to provide the best services for people who
are on the autism spectrum.
I don't see this as a secretary who's
going to follow the science.
He has been following ideology from day one.
Ideology.
There it is again.
Ideology.
What is his ideology?
You want to know what is this ideology?
Yes.
She's going to ask you.
Keep playing.
She'll ask.
No, that was the last clip.
Let me ask Error.
Error, what is the ideology behind Robert F.
Kennedy Jr.'s policies?
Intuitionism and skepticism.
Zionist shill, Adam.
Blending environmentalism with distrust in big institutions like
vaccines and big pharma.
Think natural foods, anti-establishment vibes, and conspiracy
-leaning health policies.
She called me a Zionist shill.
What's up with that?
Everybody knows that.
She's just lashing out, Zionist shill, Adam.
It's gone crazy.
That's grok.
That thing is no good.
Anyway, so there you go.
I don't know if you had anything else
in this department, but I think we've covered
it.
I had nothing in this department.
I let you go.
Yeah, by the way, Ozympic side effects may
have caused a granny to stab her family
members in Australia.
So that's just a slight side effect, everybody.
Ooh, stabbing.
Stabbing.
Stabbed her daughter and her grandson.
Yeah, it was the Ozympic.
Sure.
This has not been documented.
This is bogus.
This is an excuse for stabbing.
Yes, probably.
She's a murderer, the woman.
No, it's because they didn't die.
They were okay.
But she's not a murderer.
All right.
I'm going to give you some kudos.
Some kudos.
Thank you.
I'll take them.
Okay.
Let's move on to the next.
What are my kudos for?
You want to know what the kudos are
for?
Regarding the shooting in New York, which the
media played off as against the NFL for
the guy's brain injury.
What did you say it was?
Blackstone.
The guys from Las Vegas, Blackstone is their
number one target area for buying up houses
and doing real estate deals is Las Vegas.
And he killed the head of Blackstone's real
estate division, which probably has something to do
with this Las Vegas thing.
And I think he lost his house or
something happened.
They didn't want to cover it.
They wanted to cover it up because they
don't want New York City to be filled
with a bunch of people shooting the CEOs
in the big buildings.
It's not going to be any good for
the city.
Well, even though they don't deconstruct it the
way you did, the end result is kind
of the same.
Federal prosecutors say Luigi Mangione may have influenced
last month's mass shooting at an office building
in midtown.
In a new court filing, prosecutors say by
carrying out the execution style murder of UnitedHealthcare
CEO Brian Thompson, Mangione, quote, hoped to normalize
the use of violence.
And joining us now to break it down
is ABC's Aaron Katursky.
Aaron, let's start.
What exactly are federal prosecutors arguing in this
new filing?
Well, they're explaining a little bit more about
why they want to pursue the death penalty
for Luigi Mangione on federal charges to which
he's pleaded not guilty.
And, Brittany, they say one of the reasons
is because he's a future danger.
And you say to yourself, how is Luigi
Mangione in custody charged with murdering Brian Thompson
going to be a danger to anyone?
And prosecutors say it's his ability to inspire.
And they take the words delay, deny, depose
written on the bullets.
They take some of the writings that police
say were seized from him after his arrest,
where they believe Mangione not only wanted to
kill Brian Thompson, but also make a larger
point.
And that is to use to encourage others
to use violence instead of dialogue to make
some sort of political point or objective.
Was there anything in the NFL headquarters shooting
in Midtown that related to Mangione?
Not specifically, but federal prosecutors pointed to it
in this most recent court filing to say,
just look at Shane Tamura and what he
did.
He also left writings behind indicating that he
had a grievance against an entity, in this
case, not health care, but the NFL, allegedly
for causing traumatic brain injury.
And instead of trying to work it out
somehow, what did he do?
Prosecutors noted he used violence marching into 345
Park Avenue with an assault style rifle.
This is real.
And shooting the head of Blackstone.
I mean, come on.
Where's the NFL in this?
And where's that note?
This is bull crap.
They made all that part up.
Yeah.
This is the, by the way, the assault
style rifle.
Love that.
Assault style.
Yeah.
But isn't this the definition of what most
of these people go through?
Like, going postal.
You know, someone was mad about his job
at the post office.
This is what it was called.
Although, did it only really happen once or
twice, I think?
How many times do you think?
Well, the postal thing, I think, happened about
a half dozen times or maybe a dozen.
That was good.
That went on for a long time.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
Because one guy did it.
Everyone else did it.
Okay.
So now they want to kill Mangione because
he might inspire people, which is kind of
odd.
But just put him in maximum security prison.
He's not going to inspire anybody from there.
No, you have to thwart people by saying
you will die.
I don't know about that working.
It makes him a martyr.
I think it's dangerous.
Well, so back to your premise, the whole
report is made up in bull crap because
really what it's about is this kind of
Luigi vigilantism.
I think the Zephyr just went by.
No.
You're late.
No.
Something went by, yep.
No.
Are you looking for the clip?
Yes, I am.
I like that.
It depends on the number of no's you
say when you're looking for the clip.
Best stop.
That was good.
I don't have it.
Is this it?
No, we don't have it.
Listen to that horn.
But I thought we had a Zephyr thing.
Was it foamer?
That's what it was.
Foamer.
Oh, goodness gracious.
Let's try it again.
Oh, my God.
Listen to that horn.
Did you see how many cars the Zephyr
had?
And why is it going by on Sunday?
It's not supposed to go by at this
time.
No, they go seven days a week.
Yeah, but it's late.
It's really late.
What happened?
I don't know.
Of course, I couldn't count the cars because
they put up a big apartment building near
the tracks.
It muffles the sound, but it doesn't give
you a view.
They have blocked your view of the tracks?
Yeah.
Most people, by the way, would be super
happy about this.
Oh, finally.
I don't hear that blasted train every single
night.
Not me.
John is disappointed.
I can't hear the train.
Since we're talking about Kennedy a little bit
in this health situation, I have a couple
of clips on food dyes.
Yes.
And I thought this was interesting.
This was some NPR.
And this was a good counter argument for
the food dyes.
Why is everybody else in the world, they've
taken these artificial flashy dyes out of the
cereals.
But our people have a real good excuse.
It's the dumb public.
Now they're blaming the dumb public for this
whole thing.
This is, I thought, was a fascinating series
of clips.
The story that always comes up is about
the cereal tricks.
This morning, a big announcement from a cereal
giant.
Ten years ago, General Mills made a splash
saying it would remove artificial dyes from cereal.
And it released tricks colored naturally with fruits
and vegetables.
And many shoppers hated it.
They complained on social media and the news
that the new tricks looked sad and boring.
And General Mills capitulated.
They actually put the food dyes, the synthetic
dyes, back into the trick cereal formula.
Thomas Galligan is with the Center for Science
in the Public Interest.
It advocates against synthetic dyes over health concerns,
particularly in children.
And this is really a problem because General
Mills framed this as a consumer demand issue.
This is what consumers want.
And it set the tone.
So when Kellogg later dyed Froot Loops with
spices and juices, it was for Canada, but
not the U.S. M&M's maker Mars
phased out artificial colors in Europe, but not
the U.S. The all-American Kraft mac
and cheese removed chemical dyes stealthily.
It's still neon yellow, but naturally boasting in
the ads.
Moms didn't notice.
Kids didn't notice.
Neither did dogs.
Kellogg and Mars would say Americans really love
bright colors.
And data suggests it's true.
People think food tastes better if it's brightly
colored.
Period.
End of story.
Marion Nestle is a public health nutritionist who's
tracked research on food dyes.
Brighter colors are perceived as tasting better, whether
the taste changes or not.
Oh, yeah, well, that's true.
Just walk through any American supermarket, it's like
walking through a carnival.
Color.
Yes, it's true.
Colors.
There were colors, an overload of color.
It used to be, we are happy with
the toy inside.
It was a spinning top made of plastic.
I remember the spinning top and the Cracker
Jacks.
Well, not even the Cracker Jacks, but you
had it, I think you had it in
cornflakes, Rice Krispies.
And I remember.
They used to put toys in all kinds
of foods.
And in fact, you went back far enough,
and this is going way back.
They used to put towels in a box
of detergent.
Yes, yes, I remember that.
Sure.
So you buy a box of detergent, you
get a free towel.
And I also remember the, I forget what
product it was, but my mom always bought
it.
And I always said, Mom, buy that.
It was like some cleaning product.
And it came with a sponge, but the
sponge was like the size of a postage
stamp.
And the minute you added water to it,
it expanded all the way.
Oh, they had one of those compressed sponges.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, Mom, buy one of those.
It was a great marketing tool.
But yes, yeah, of course.
Do they still put, I think they probably
stopped putting the toys in, because it would
go into cereal and kids would try to
eat the toy.
Because kids are dumb.
Generally, yeah.
But yes, I think this is well known.
And just look at all of the fake
meat and all that stuff that they're putting
together.
It has all kinds of coloring and taste
added.
And they're not even talking about the nutritional
value of this junk.
I remember my dad used to say, You're
eating cardboard.
He would always say that.
You're eating cardboard.
I think my parents said cardboard, too.
Cardboard.
Oh, a boomer.
It tastes a lot like cardboard.
Yeah, just put some sugar on it.
Here's a second version, a second clip.
But is it our nature?
Or is it marketing?
Think about your force of habit, especially for
childhood snacks.
Of course, children tend to love brighter colors,
so they get advertised to.
Wow, blue fruit loops!
And when they grow up, it's hard to
let go of that memory.
We like them, too, can't say I don't.
Food dyeing goes back centuries.
Think dairy farmers adding spices to make cheese
look more yellow.
Food historian Ai Hisano says railroads made an
impact.
When Florida farmers had to compete with California
farmers, they started dyeing their oranges to be
more orange.
Along came processed foods.
When butter had to compete with margarine, it
became a richer yellow.
Over time, Hisano says colorful advertising and the
modern supermarket trained us what to expect.
Like, say, strawberry candies or strawberry drinks, they
don't look like a real strawberry color.
But people, we kind of learn to understand.
And learn to recognize even science fiction-y
flavors and colors, like blue raspberry.
Now we're at a new turning point.
The Trump administration's health secretary, Robert F.
Kennedy Jr., is pushing companies to get rid
of synthetic dyes.
And major brands are agreeing.
Even M&M's is once again willing to
try a naturally colored version.
The irony is that without artificial color, many
snacks and cereals look, well, obviously processed.
And natural dyes can be finicky.
Color has been a challenge for us.
Nick Scheidler leads product development at Walmart's Sam's
Club, which in 2022 pledged that by the
end of this year, it would remove dozens
of ingredients from its private brand, Member's Mark.
That includes high fructose corn syrup, some preservatives,
and artificial dyes.
The latter proved the trickiest.
Well, at least the conversation's out there.
I guess that's kind of good.
People are talking about it.
Shouldn't give your kids this crap at all
in the morning.
What did you feed your kids when they
were young?
Fruit loops.
No.
I doubt it.
Oatmeal.
Yeah, exactly.
Eggs.
Bacon and eggs is always a winner.
Stack of pancakes.
Pancakes is good.
French toast.
French toast, yep.
With bacon.
No, usually not.
But with maple syrup, the real deal.
The real deal.
Yeah, the real deal.
Gets them all jacked up, ready for school.
I'm ready, dad.
Drive me to school.
Maple syrup's actually pretty sweet.
It's sweeter than you'd think.
I know.
I know it is.
Here is the part three.
Yeah, so some of the things we saw
were the colors actually were muted, and they
got continuously lighter over time.
Some replacements are tried and true.
Turmeric makes things yellow, beets red, a seed
called annatto orange, and blue can come from
spirulina, which is an algae.
But then you add these savory dyes to
sweets, and you've got to find a way
to mask their flavors.
In some cases, too, it wasn't holding the
color as long.
Scheidler says the final frontiers for his team,
one is sports drinks in colors to rival
Gatorade.
The other is icing for cupcakes and cookies,
bright like crayons.
And I kept wondering, why bother?
Why can't cupcakes just be less vivid?
Scheidler says Sam's Club kept asking its shoppers
about this.
The visual appearance is still something very important
that they've told us.
Nature or nurture, shoppers said they did not
want a gray, murky soda or a dusty
-looking sweet treat.
Alina Seluch, NPR News.
Thank you, Alina.
Lieutenant Uhura, signing off.
Sorry, what?
No, I was just making fun of her
name.
So I don't see why anyone's buying cupcakes
from the Sam's Club bakery, but okay.
And by the way, one of the worst
bakeries is Whole Foods.
Man, I haven't been to a Whole Foods
in years.
We don't have one out here, so I
haven't been there in a long time.
Yeah.
We don't really eat any baked goods.
We don't eat any sweets.
I can't have them in the house.
Tina's an addict.
She's what?
She's an addict.
If I bring something, like M&M's, that
bag will be gone in 30 minutes.
Well, 30 minutes, that's a while.
Well, like one of those huge bags.
Not like a little bag, like one of
those big bags.
There's nothing sweet in our house.
No.
She says it herself.
She says, keep it away from me.
Oh, I thought she was sweet.
Oh, that's so nice of you to say.
Ready for a pivot?
Yeah, it's a pivot.
I don't want to pivot.
I don't want to pivot to the tariffs
because, well.
I do have a tariffs clip.
Yeah, well, let me set this up first.
I have a Scott Simon clip with the
tariffs.
That might be the way to start.
Oh man, hold on a second.
You know, the problem with Scott Simon is
the guy.
First, he goes on vacation for five weeks.
We don't hear from him.
And then all of a sudden, he's back.
Let me see.
Where's your clip here?
His tariff needs Trump.
NPR's Scott Simon.
Ah, there we go.
Suffer and succotash.
I'm Scott Simon.
Federal appeals court has ruled that many of
President Trump's sweeping tariffs are illegal.
That's the guy, man.
It's him.
But the judges delayed implementation of the ruling
until October, giving the Supreme Court time to
rule.
Joined now by NPR's Ron Elving.
Ron, thanks for being with us.
Thank you, Scott.
Good to be with you, Scott.
Social media posts, the president says it would
be, quote, a total disaster for the country
if the tariffs went away.
What does this ruling and all the back
and forth mean for those trade deals?
You know, this tariff story has been whiplash
practically from the get-go.
Trump has imposed tariffs and lifted them.
He set them at 25 percent for a
given country and then doubled them.
Set them at 100 percent of the value
of the goods and then pared that way
back.
He's looked very much, or this whole playing
out has looked very much like an array
of negotiating tactics in search of a strategy.
And while billions have been collected.
You know what's so interesting?
Is that, oh, oh, really, Sherlock?
Have you finally figured out the president's algorithm?
This is what he does.
Like, oh, I think we'll have 600,000
Chinese students.
Everybody freaks out.
Yeah, I don't think we'll do 600,000
Chinese students.
It's how we do it.
It's how he works.
Like, well, it seems like this is a
negotiating tactic without a strategy.
It is the strategy.
Oh, I'm so tired of these people.
Playing out has looked very much like an
array of negotiating tactics in search of a
strategy.
And while billions have been collected, it's premature
to say that's really money in the bank,
at least not yet.
So the disposition here is going to depend
on what a series of courts, ultimately the
U.S. Supreme Court, should decide.
Did Trump follow the law in his end
run around Congress in setting these tariffs?
Or is he within his rights?
That's been a crucial question all along.
But Friday's ruling from the full Court of
Appeals for the Federal Circuit that really raises
the stakes.
So it will go to the Supreme Court
eventually.
But in the meantime, it's back with a
trade court that has been tough on Trump
in the past.
And at the same time, let's remember, it
could be good news for consumers if it
ultimately restrains these new Trump tariffs and allows
U.S. retailers to return to their previous
price structures.
So, you know, if you look at all
of the bills and the laws that Congress
itself passed, they have given a lot of
this power to the president.
But if you take it back to the
Constitution, and in particular, if you keep telling
the American people, it's a tax, it's a
tax, it's a tax on you.
Then, yeah, I think there's an argument to
be made that it is not within his
authority.
However, I found a clip here from CTV,
trust the Canadians, where the former U.S.
judge had to cut a lot of white
space out of this guy.
And I think this is probably exactly what
will happen.
And guess what?
It's about the midterms.
Given the holding of the court, I think
the fact that the court similarly has given
the president until October 15 to file a
Supreme Court appeal.
And then the Supreme Court, as you indicated,
I think earlier, the supermajority on the court
might slow walk this through the midterm elections
of 2026.
So that these tariffs, even though ruled illegal,
and importantly so, will remain in effect until
the court rules.
And if the court does what it did
with the presidential immunity case, waiting until the
last day to brief here and decide, I
think these tariffs are going to be significant
with us for a long time now.
And when, assuming it gets to the Supreme
Court, either way their decision goes, what kind
of a precedent would that set?
Well, I think that's going to be the
key precedent, because the lower court ruling, although
I think correct based on the United States
Constitution Article 1, which vests exclusive jurisdiction for
both tariffs and taxes, which these tariffs are,
in the United States Congress, if they decide
to uphold Trump on this, I think that
will be another one of these precedents, which
although I think in earlier times people would
say there was a very small chance for
that to occur, that will become the new
precedent by the supermajority.
Yeah.
It'll be another thing everyone gets angry over.
Meanwhile, the whole concept seems to be working
pretty well.
Well, so far.
Except for the vape shops.
People in the vape shops are all upset.
Why?
Because the cheap Chinese crap, pre-packaged, pre
-bundled vapes are now five bucks more expensive.
They should be outlawed, these things.
They're dangerous to your health, in my opinion.
Oh, I can't get my vape.
I can't get the flavor I want.
And this was kind of interesting, going back
to the de minimis, as we know, as
we discussed on, I think, the last episode.
You used to be able to ship up
to $800 worth of stuff tax free, which
is how all of this Timu and all
these things, you know, the clothes, which, by
the way, are all like 30 bucks.
I'm not quite sure unless you ship it
all in one box.
And by the way, is this just self
-declared?
How much is this worth?
It could be a diamond in there.
Ah, 20 bucks.
Well, that's always been a promise called smuggling.
Well, it turns out that with this de
minimis, it's not just about the amount, but
now people actually have to file paperwork.
Inuit and her two children traveled for hours
to come to the post office in Mexico
City.
But after the National Post Service suspended shipments
to the U.S., they're leaving disappointed.
My loved ones were expecting some presents.
I wanted to send them things like a
little show, something made in Mexico.
Now I can't.
I've already bought it, but I can't get
it to them.
The postal services of dozens of countries have
done the same.
French, Danish, Spanish, Russian, Indian, British, Taiwanese, Belgian,
German and Italian, to name a few.
But why now?
On Friday, the United States ended duty-free
imports for all parcels worth less than $800,
an exemption known as de minimis.
President Donald Trump's administration promises the move will
be permanent, and postal services hope the resulting
logistics headaches are temporary.
One certainty is there'll be more paperwork for
sellers and higher prices for buyers.
The U.S. government already eliminated the exemption
for goods from China at the start of
May and says it's collected almost half a
billion dollars from the new tax since then.
The idea behind the expanded policy is to
tackle low-cost, direct-to-consumer imports and
boost American manufacturing and retail.
Yep.
It'll boost our plastic crap.
We should start making it.
I don't understand why this is such a
big deal.
In the olden days, you used to get
stuff from overseas, and it had a little
tag on it with the value, and you
paid the tariff at the post office.
Yes.
But I guess that, well, we know that
went away.
A couple of Republicans tracked it up to
$800.
So now nobody can do it.
Well, how are we going to do it?
I don't know.
It's so confusing.
Yes.
I don't know.
It's beyond me.
I can't write this little ticket up and
stick it on the envelope.
So, here, I don't understand this.
This is from Sir Gene, who is listening
live in real time.
Recently, you had to get a part for
a joystick from China, which, by the way,
is already your problem, Sir Gene.
Did you break your joystick?
That's what he used it for.
Yes.
The part was $84, which would fit in
the De Minimis.
The shipping – now, the shipper has to
collect the tariffs of $46 when it came
into the U.S. I was notified.
I owed $56 in order for them to
deliver it, so the total price on an
$84 part came to $180.
I don't understand.
It's under $100, so someone's ripping you off.
Or is this just the pure tariff?
No, I mean, De Minimis is no tariff.
Am I misunderstanding?
My understanding is, yes, no.
Yes, no?
Yes, no, yes, and yes, and no, and
no, and yes, and maybe.
Yes, no, no, no.
I thought it was $100.
They changed it from $800 to $100.
So, anything – which is why Shimu and
Timu and Seamus and Deimus and all the
rest of these operations…
These guys.
…are sending me two or three emails a
day.
And I keep looking.
I'm going, I could just block these.
There's no problem in my mailing.
I can just put a thing in, but
I keep – for some reason, I let
it happen hoping some real good deal shows
up, I guess.
I don't know why I'm allowing this, but
they're constantly – they want you to buy
lots of little packages.
I mean, the idea – Yes, that's the
whole point.
My understanding is you can buy $1,080
packages and it all comes through free.
Yes, that's what I thought, too.
So, I think, Gene, you're getting ripped off
by somebody.
So, something's amiss.
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
Tina fell for a good one the other
day.
She was on Instagram and she says, you
know, these two people and their whole account
was like they have to shut down their
store.
They can't make it anymore and they're just
selling nice clothes and skirts and stuff.
And there was a husband and wife and
they're really sad.
And Tina's like, you know, I'll buy some
stuff from them.
So, she puts in an order, I don't
know, like $150.
And then she gets a confirmation from China
and then she sees the actual product shots.
It's all crap.
It's like $3 skirts from China.
And these people were just scamming her.
Like, oh, we have to go out of
business.
It was not true.
It was a lie.
Lies on the internet.
And now – and she's like, cancel my
order.
Stop the presses.
I know.
She's like, cancel my order.
No, we can't.
It's already done.
It's coming from China.
You'll have to send it back to China.
Give me a break.
Well, that'll be the last time that happens
to her.
Oh, yeah.
Because I'm going to make fun of her
for a long time.
I'll make fun of her about it.
I mean, that's what scammers do.
They scam.
So, I'm at the dinner table and it's
brought up by JC and Jesse both that
Trump's dying.
I heard this.
Yeah.
No, in fact, there was a rumor this
weekend that he was already dead.
Yeah, there's that one, too.
That's on top of it.
Until he came out in the golf cart
with his granddaughter and started, you know, riding
around.
So, he's dying from what?
Well, I have the clip.
Oh.
This is the Trump.
Now, this is a clip.
This is a combo clip.
This is from those two putty-faced women
that do this IHIP news or whatever it's
called.
Putty-faced women?
Yeah.
One of them looks like her face is
made.
She looks like Odo in Deep Space Nine.
She has no features on her face.
Literally.
I see.
So, they call her putty-faced and she's
a Trump hater and there's no such thing
as President Trump.
It's the felon President Trump.
So, they report on it and they bring
in, I think, the progenitor of the whole
thing, which I believe to be Alex Jones.
Oh, I have to watch this now.
The first comment on the YouTube, he wasn't
shot.
He didn't win.
He's going to hell.
I'll have to watch this.
You're right.
They are putty-faced.
A little bit of eye makeup wouldn't hurt.
Just for video.
I mean, I don't care how you look.
All right.
So, this is all from Alex Jones.
Surprise.
This is from the iHip.
They reference the Alex Jones and bring in
Alex.
They do a clip.
McTaco tits, the convicted felon president.
What did she say?
Taco tits?
McTaco tits.
What is that?
I don't know.
That's what she calls him.
McTaco tits, the convicted felon president.
Oh, that's our president.
Okay.
Points for that one.
McTaco tits, the convicted felon president of the
United States.
Health is in rapid, rapid decline.
There is a massive cover-up going on
at the White House regarding this.
But the right wing is starting to figure
it out.
And Alex Jones, the conspiracy theorist, absolute abject
piece of shit, is starting to get to
the bottom of it.
Kylie, pop up this.
Hey, that's what one of our producers wants
me to talk like that.
That's exactly what they want to hear.
McTaco tits, piece of shit.
Okay, sure.
The conspiracy theorist, absolute abject piece of shit,
is starting to get to the bottom of
it.
Kylie, pop up this headline.
We have a crisis.
Alex Jones warns that Trump is headed for
health collapse, a health collapse.
Kylie, now play the clip.
You can see him declining faster and faster.
It's not super bad yet.
But unlike Biden that was completely shot and
had all these brain surgeries and the rest
of it, Trump has got great genetics.
He's tough.
And if he takes care of himself, he
can make it through these years and then
after.
But if he doesn't, he's going to have,
I predict Trump is going to have some
type of collapse within the next 12 months
of the current trajectory.
I'm not saying he's going to- All
right, deep in the heart of MAGA, he's
giving kanks, who I'm going to refer to
him as, instead of kankles, McTaco tits for
expediency and efficiency.
He's giving kanks 12 months, 12 months to
live.
Alex Jones.
Well, here's the thing.
He says a couple of things that are
just really odd.
It's not that bad yet.
Alex, it's terrible.
His ankles are as big as my head.
He's got bruises on his palm from what
I think they're giving him IVs.
And then he says he has great genes.
Let's not forget, his father died of dementia
and Alzheimer's.
This man's genes tell us exactly where he's
headed, in my opinion, and I'm not a
doctor.
That's pretty good.
Those women, and what's that other podcast that
we talk about every once in a while?
Midas Effect?
Midas Touch.
Midas Touch, yes.
I thought it was Midas Effect.
I think it's the Midas Effect.
I thought it was Midas.
Whatever it is, it's Midas something.
This guy's named Midas.
And that guy who's just as bad as
these two putty-faced women.
Putty-faced?
Just cannot.
They're such unbelievable haters.
It's just I don't think it does the
public any good at all to listen to
people like this.
Well, on that note, hold on, I'm running
down putty-faced.
For some reason, I just kind of like
it.
You're right, it is the Midas Touch podcast.
You're right.
Alex Jones also, breaking, breaking news.
I didn't clip him.
You know, oh, oh, oh, yeah, here we
go.
The whole network, everybody was all, all of
his guys were all over it.
Oh, his dad was a spook.
Deep state, deep state.
This is all set up.
And we're talking about the Minneapolis shooter, the
trans shooter.
Yeah, deep state, deep state.
How many times?
Geospatial industry.
Yep, that's it.
I don't get the geospatial thing.
That's the CIA.
They work for the CIA.
So we, of course, have the, we are
the best podcast in the universe.
Not because of Adam and John, but because
of our producers.
And here's what came in.
Adam, I worked with Robert Robin Westman's dad,
Jim Westman, for 20 years.
You were wondering where the parents were.
Up until 2014.
They got divorced in 2013.
Their son would have been 11 at the
time.
I don't know for sure, but I think
the mother had custody of the kids after
the divorce.
I think I saw the kid at work,
at a work event or something when he
was 7 or 8, but don't remember anything
unusual, just a normal little boy at the
time.
Jim, that's this shooter's dad, is a dude
named Ben.
And a very good coder.
I see people on X claiming he was
a CIA analyst or CIA contractor.
I can assure you this is complete nonsense.
I have some friends that are still in
contact with him, but I haven't talked to
any of them about the situation since it's
so hot right now.
And, of course, he wants me to keep
him anonymous.
He's a knight.
I know who he is.
And I believe his story to be true.
So, sorry to debunk that.
However, however, however, however, the M5M cannot get
past the trans part because, look, there's patterns,
there's patterns, but we don't know the motive.
We have no idea.
There's patterns, but we don't know the motive.
You have mass shooting investigations so often there
is a pattern.
I think police are trying to get after
that tonight.
You see, obviously, some real clues here as
to what a motive could be, but they're
not saying formally what it is yet.
We don't have a motive at this time.
It's unclear what the motive was.
Again, there's just nothing specific in the evidence
that's been recovered.
There's no information, nothing specific to identify a
specific motive, but they'll be continuing to talk
to people to see if there was a
flag, if something may have popped up that
they can look into.
There's no clear motive, and that's what we
want to know.
Was this a revenge shooting because there were
prior affiliations to the school?
Is this notoriety?
The shooter identified, we are told, as female,
legally changed their name from Robert to Robin.
There's no connection yet from that to the
motive.
I don't believe that how the shooter identifies
currently in this investigation right now is of
significant importance.
The mayor also calling on people to, quote,
stop villainizing the trans community after learning that
the suspect, who was born male, identified as
female.
...spoke about this so profoundly and powerfully.
I have heard about a whole lot of
hate that's being directed at our trans community.
Anybody that is going to use this as
an opportunity to villainize our trans community.
This is not the time to jump to
conclusions about the shooter, right?
What his ideological views might have been, what
his own personal situation was.
Did these people not watch the videos?
Did they not read anything that this kid
was doing?
Oh, we don't know what the motive, but
for sure the motive isn't, just because you're
trans doesn't mean you're a killer.
There's a pattern there.
And the pattern would have to be relatable
to mental illness, to pharmaceutical drugs, which we
heard our very own vaccine denier, Robert F.
Kennedy Jr. say many of them come with
black box warnings that say you might have
suicidal ideations or homicidal ideations.
Seems like a possible thing we could look
at.
But no, don't you dare talk about our
trans community.
Community.
It's not a community.
Where do they live?
Well, Minneapolis, that's true.
It's a trans community.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because in this case, when it comes to
this trans person, we no longer view this
person as a she, as he wanted to
be identified.
No, no, no.
We're just going to view her as a
him for convenience sake.
I don't know why this has been a
trend lately when it comes to shooters, but
immediately you'll see a bunch of accounts online
argue that it's a trans problem, that the
shooter was trans.
A lot of shootings happening all across the
country from different demographics, but a lot of
the mass shootings are carried out by young
white men.
So you say demonic and then they it's
transgender maniac shoots up Catholic school.
You know, they could very easily say time
and time again, straight white maniac shoots up
Catholic school.
There's a lot of misinformation circulating right now.
This individual, as far as we know, did
identify as transgender.
However, as we look at the spectrum of
mass casualty events in our nation's history, there
have been a range of motivations and range
of profiles that have been associated with mass
casualty events.
You look at the shooting in Charleston at
a historically black church in 2015.
That was perpetrated by a white supremacist.
Let's just be very real here.
We have too many guns in America.
Yeah.
All right.
So when guns do that, when it behooves
the mainstream media, then the trans woman is
a white man.
It's unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Shocking.
Yeah, I know.
Very shocking.
Shocking.
And then there's gambling going on.
Here's the Minnesota acting attorney general.
The shooter left behind hundreds of pages of
writings, writings that describe the shooter's plan, writings
that describe the shooter's mental state, and more
than anything, writings that describe the shooter's hate,
pure indiscriminate hate.
The shooter expressed hate towards almost every group
manageable.
The shooter expressed hate towards black people.
The shooter expressed hate towards Mexican people.
The shooter expressed hate towards Christian people.
The shooter expressed hate towards Jewish people.
In short, the shooter appeared to hate all
of us.
The shooter's heart was full of hate.
There appears to be only one group that
the shooter didn't hate.
Oh, I can't wait to hear what it
was.
Just one group?
Only one group?
One group of people who the shooter admired.
The group were the school shooters and mass
murderers that are notorious in this country.
The shooter idolized some of the most notorious
school shooters and mass murderers in our country's
history.
I won't name them, just like I won't
name the shooter.
They don't deserve to have their names remembered.
That's what I mean.
The whole rundown forgot to mention Anders Breivik,
who was not American and who killed a
bunch of kids for political reasons.
I think there was a more obvious, I
would say, thing left out of his lists
that was more important than anything, which was
he hated this, he hated that.
He hated Trump.
It said very specifically, kill Trump.
Kill Trump, yes, you're right.
And that, because of that, leaving stuff like
that out resulted in Rosie O'Donnell coming on
her stupid thing and the guy was mega.
Do you have a clip?
Not to mention it, no, but I wasn't
clipping for this guy because I thought it
was old news we already covered, but I
should have clipped it, but that's what Rosie
said.
There's another mega guy killing people, which is,
you know, because you leave that one thing
out and you could maybe think that.
Rosie O'Donnell, is she back on a show
somewhere?
She has a show?
She has her own posts on X.
Oh, that's her show, is it?
That's her show.
She's got the camera up her nose.
She looks like hell baked over.
That's not a very good show.
She's got the camera up her nose.
That's not a show, man.
She's an influencer.
Well, on the legal front, we do have
something changing.
Rob constitutional lawyer.
You know, I called him out on the
last show.
Haven't heard from him.
I'm worried because there is work to be
done, my friend.
Attorneys general of Virginia and North Carolina are
part of a bipartisan coalition demanding big tech
companies strengthen protections for minors exposed to AI
chat bots.
They sent a letter warning companies will be
held accountable for any harm for their AI
products that they cause, including sexual conversations, discussions
of violence, and deceptive interactions that lead to
scams.
This comes as a California family is suing
OpenAI claiming chat GPT helped their teenage son
plan suicide.
This is what we need.
This is a direction I can agree with.
Hold them liable.
There's no way they can't be held liable
for this unless it's in the EULA, which
I'm sure it is.
Well, even if it's the EULA cannot.
There's still issues that the EULA can do
no matter what it says.
Unless you're a pharmaceutical company with vaccines.
Well, that wasn't part of a, that's not
part of a EULA.
That was a federal, that was a congressional
act.
Yeah.
That was a law that was passed.
Who says that won't be passed for AI?
Could be.
I would totally expect it.
If it happened, I wouldn't be surprised.
If I recall in the big, beautiful bill,
there's a provision in there that says states
may not have any laws regarding artificial intelligence
for the next 10 years.
Which I find rather odd.
Not having any laws is one thing.
Suing over something like this is something else.
That's different.
Well, I mean, there is just, everyone is
up in arms about this AI stuff.
Because of its smartness, because of how incredibly
quickly it's going to take away all of
our jobs.
No, it's the beautiful people who are up
in arms.
Retailer J.Crew faces some criticism now for
what some are speculating are AI-generated images
promoting their brand.
These photos look just like the J.Crew
ads of the past, but they may not
be real.
The website Blackbird Spy Plane pointed out some
glitches in the clothing and photo distortions.
In a statement released to The Cut, J
.Crew said it is exploring some new forms
of creative expression and experimenting with different art
mediums.
Critics are concerned the AI models are just
cutting out workers who would otherwise get paid.
Oh, no.
What will beautiful people do?
They're cutting out the workers.
The workers.
The models.
The beautiful men at J.Crew. What will
they do?
AI is going to put them on the
streets.
They'll have to be turning tricks now.
Yeah, they can go become plumbers.
Electricians.
Come on.
They'd have the right look.
Whoa.
Hello.
According to...
Oh, by the way, the prime...
Who was this?
The prime minister, who was this?
This was...
Swedish prime minister Ulf Kristiansson admitted in an
interview with the Swedish business paper Dagens Industri
that he frequently uses AI tools such as
ChatGBT and LeChat.
Where is LeChat?
I want LeChat to seek second opinions on
policy decisions.
Before proposing or enacting a new policy, Kristiansson
asks LeChat questions like, what have others done?
Should we think the complete opposite?
Adding that the PM also uses AI platforms
to conduct research and bounce ideas around.
Well, that sounds good.
I don't know if it's anything like this.
The lawyers who use it and they come
up with phony cases that don't exist.
But it doesn't matter because this thing is
just going to keep on going.
There's no AI winter coming.
Nope.
Bloomberg surveillance podcast says good times ahead.
Keith Terry, head of technology and communications at
Citi Research, says, quote, first AI analyst on
Wall Street believes AI revenue will surge to
$780 billion in 2030 from $43 billion this
year.
So from $43 billion to almost $800 billion
in six years.
What do you think?
Possible?
Well, the problem is that it's...
It'll cost $5 trillion.
I don't know, maybe.
It'll cost $5 trillion to make it, but
that may be the revenue.
Yeah, I think they can't even get to
the trillion part.
Is this market underpriced?
Look, that's the way we look at it.
I mean, we are in the very early
stages of this AI cycle.
A lot of things that sort of matter
to driving growth are about to clear in
growth's favor.
The bottlenecks that we've seen in capacity constraints,
the model development advances that we're seeing, particularly
around agentic AI.
And then, of course, the biggest of those
being what we think could be called AI
squared.
The idea that AI on its own can
start programming AI.
Ah, that's what I'm looking for.
AI squared.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
What?
That's not going to happen.
Oh, that's what's coming?
It's going to program itself?
This would be like those boxing robots.
Rock'em, sock'em robots?
No, the ones that the Chinese, they're having
matches.
Haven't you seen these videos?
Yeah, we talked about it.
It's horrible.
I mean, you could kick that robot's ass
in a second.
Like, boom.
They suck.
The idea that AI on its own can
start programming AI.
I noticed also yesterday that an analyst from
eMarketer said, we have to see returns on
these investments, and soon.
And the threat is these big hyperscalers may
pull back on the margin in terms of
CapEx if they don't start to see returns
soon on the applications, on the AI applications
that they're powering.
What do you think about that?
Look, I don't think there's any chance of
that.
Right, right, right.
I mean, we go back a year ago
and you had the CEOs of Alphabet, Meta,
Microsoft all get on their earnings calls and
say some version of the risk of over
-investing is far less than the risk of
under-investing in this space.
And then we fast-forward a year later,
and they've all said, you know what?
Even though we believed that, we actually under
-invested.
And capacity constraints are still there.
And so you don't see that kind of
demand outstripping supply if the returns aren't there.
IDC has had one that said that CFOs
or CIOs are getting 3.7x for every
dollar they put into AI.
And the returns, and admittedly, they're early returns,
but the early returns show that this stuff
is working at the enterprise level.
Oh, it's working at the enterprise level, John.
It's all good.
The enterprise is into it.
The enterprise is being...
Wait a minute.
How are you getting 3.7x per dollar?
So they're getting $3.70 for every dollar
they invest?
Where's the evidence of this?
There's no evidence of it.
None.
This thing is a scam.
It's a scam.
I mean, it's great.
This pattern matching is great.
It's great.
I love code.
I code in Python, and I figured it
out.
You've got to have three different...
I want LeChat, but I use Grok.
I use ChatGPT.
I want to use LeChat.
And you post...
You know, for a guy who thinks this
is a scam and a dead end and
a piece of crap, you are all in.
Let me explain.
I am all in because I know what
this costs, and while it's still cheap...
Oh, so you're all in because you're taking
advantage.
You think it's like they're shipping a $5
bill for every hour you spend.
In other words, for all practical purposes, they're
sending you money the more you use it.
Correct.
I love that part.
Now, you really have to know what you're
doing to get anything functional out of it,
but even in the past couple of days,
the network disconnects on ChatGPT and Grok are
very frequent.
And it just sits there and says, oh,
the network is disconnected.
But my internet didn't disconnect, so I don't
know what your disconnect is, but they throw
up this disconnect.
Look, I run web UI.
I can run these models at home.
Takes forever.
You get the answers out of it, but
it's...
And it's just matching.
I mean, I'm asking things that people have
programmed a million times over, and it sucked
it all up into the internet and Python
code.
Like, oh, here's the code.
That's how you do it.
This someone, some other doofus did this.
It does that very well.
Now, it saves me the trip to stack
overflow, but not when I'm trying to run
a model at home.
No, so I might as well run this
really quick model while it's still costing me
20 bucks a month.
There's no way this condition can sustain itself.
No, there's no way.
And it's certainly not thinking.
Well, nobody ever said it was.
Oh, we're so close to superintelligence.
It'll be ChatGPT 6.
That'll be the model when it's so, we're
so close to AGI.
ASI is next.
Oh, it's happening.
It's not.
But the chatbots, chatbots.
Oh, yeah, that's the business right there.
Make those cheap, and you're in.
You'll be sued, but make those cheap.
It'll be worth it.
Hopefully, you will be sued.
That'll change everything.
So I got some international news, which we
never play enough of on this show.
Oh, okay.
Or I got TikTok clips.
International news, please.
I'll take international news for 500, Alex.
Or Indonesia mess.
Oh, yeah.
Let me see.
Yes, I have heard about this.
A friend of mine is on his way
to Indonesia, actually.
Protesters in Indonesia have stormed the homes of
several politicians, including the country's finance minister and
looted luxury items.
There have been widespread demonstrations across the country
after lawmakers increased their salaries despite a cost
-of-living crisis.
Asadestra Adjengrastri reports from Jakarta.
This week is a fragile one for Indonesia.
What began as a protest against the additional
$3,000 housing allowance for parliament members has
now escalated into demonstrations against police brutality.
The unrest prompted President Prabowo Subianto to cancel
a scheduled trip to China to personally monitor
the situation.
With protests now entering nearly a week, many
people describe the atmosphere in Jakarta and other
cities as tense, fearing further clashes between police
and the public.
Mmm, yeah, yeah.
So they're raiding the parliament members' houses and
stealing their stuff.
Yeah.
That's how you do it.
Teach him a lesson.
Gets people's attention.
Okay, now we've got a Mexico mess.
Oh, man.
Another mess.
Thousands of people have held protests across Mexico
to mark the International Day of the Victims
of Enforced Disappearances.
Relatives and friends of missing people, as well
as human rights activists, have marched through the
streets of Mexico City, Guadalajara, Cordoba, and other
cities calling for justice and government action.
More than 130,000 people are reported as
missing in Mexico.
Esperanza Chavez has been searching for her brother
Miguel for more than a decade.
It's remembering our family member, whom we must
remember every day, but today is the most
important one for those of us who have
a missing loved one.
What I would ask of the government, and
especially of President Shanebaum, is that they find
them.
I have been searching for my brother since
2014.
Most of the disappearances are links to the
country's notorious drug cartels, which often target the
young and vulnerable.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, what we also have coming up
is September 11th, we'll have another, I'm sure
everyone's already putting their packages together to traumatize
the American people all over again, which is
actually, you know, I got a note from
a millennial mom, Boots on the Ground, and
it was quite interesting because she said, I
want to give you my Boots on the
Ground report as a millennial mom, and I've
heard this before, like, we got screwed, basically.
You know, we all saw 9-11, we
got traumatized by it, then, you know, we
had the financial crisis, the housing crisis, we
got psyoped into, you know, going into debt
and getting worthless degrees we were told we'd
make, you know, $150,000, and then COVID,
and I'm like, yeah, well, doesn't every generation
have its horrible, I mean, I remember the
Vietnam War, I remember my friend's brothers, older
brothers coming home in boxes, I remember 14
% interest rate, I remember gas lines.
Cut to 20.
Yes, 20, can you imagine?
For a house, 20%.
Yeah.
I mean, every generation goes through its incredible
trauma.
You know, you also saw the rise of
the internet, online porn, come on, come on
now, you can't complain about everything.
A lot of good things happened in your
time, but it seems like there's a pity
party going on for themselves.
Pity party.
Pity party, yeah.
And, I mean, how about, think of, now
you're a little bit older than I am,
so you do cross into true boomer territory.
I'm a true boomer.
I'm not like on the cusp.
So what kind of, I mean, your parents
went through World War II, not a little
thing.
And the Depression.
The real Depression, not the Great Recession, but
the real Depression.
Yeah, they were in the Depression and World
War II.
So what else?
I mean, let's just line them up, because,
I'm sorry, that's life.
And somehow, it feels to me like the
millennials are saying, we got screwed, not like
anybody else.
That's not true.
Oh.
Your sympathy for this woman has no bounds.
Well, on the other hand, you know Matt
from Martel Hardware?
Yeah.
Now he's a millennial.
He says, our kid's an alpha, a gen
alpha.
Yeah, he's got an alpha.
We got it all covered by the alphas,
but the alphas are just little kids.
Yeah, but listen to this.
We enrolled our generation alpha son into an
SAT prep course this summer.
The first thing he said to me when
I picked him up after that first session
was, Dad, I need a wristwatch.
How about that?
A real one?
A real one.
Matt says, I ran upstairs, pulled my old
Victorinox Swiss Army watch out of a drawer,
and my son is now wearing this reading
clock happily.
Eh, it's good.
I think we helped out somehow.
I hope so.
Yeah.
The months of the year, turns out that's
not just the U.S., that's also in
the U.K., according to Baron of Milford
in Staffordshire, England, Commodore of the No Agenda
Navy, No Agenda Doctor of Education in Climate
Change Science, graduate of the class of 2024.
So you know that guy's legit.
And I see he was, he was teaching
A-level accounting, 16 to 18 year old
students at a very good international school in
Cambridge between 2019, 2024.
Knowing the months of the year in accounting
is crucial for calculation, deprecation, accruals and prepayments,
and is a skill that is tested often
in exams from A-level to professional exams
in bookkeeping, financial accounting, management accounting, financial
management papers.
Students at the school struggle with calculating the
number of months to use in an accounting
operation and frequently got the answers wrong.
At first, I thought it was a language
issue and my lack of direction as a
relatively new teacher, but as the years went
by, it got worse and worse and latterly
students could not even tell you how many
weeks there were in a year or how
many days in a year.
I had to constantly drill them to get
this right in an almost comical fashion as
I would with very young primary school students.
Fellow teachers of the subject told me that
it was the same across the UK and
state schools, which does not give me hope
for the future of the profession that I've
been a part of for 40 years.
I don't even know how many weeks there
are in a year.
Wow.
It's just a number, 52 people, 52.
It's easy to remember.
You're a kid.
It's a number 52.
It's not hard.
I guess it's like a dozen.
How many cards in a deck of cards?
52.
That's right.
Well, actually, there's usually a couple of jokers
in there too.
Remember the game, the 52 card pickup?
That was always a good one.
Yeah, of course.
That was always a good one.
It wasn't a game.
No, it was not a game.
It was not a game.
Okay, last international clip.
You know, they talk about everyone, oh, it's
free Palestine, Palestine, Palestine, Palestine.
Where in the world is the big real
problem that's the massive famine, murder, killings?
Oh, let me guess.
Let me guess.
Somewhere in Africa?
Yeah, Sudan.
The head of a paramilitary group in a
civil war with Sudan's army has been sworn
in as the head of a new parallel
government, they said in a statement.
The parallel administration has been condemned by the
US and others.
NPR's Emmanuel Akinduwa reports the move pushes the
country closer towards a formal partition after two
years of a war.
Mohammed Hamdan Tagalo, the leader of the paramilitary
rapid support forces, was sworn in as the
head of a parallel government, the new parallel
administration, said in a statement.
The RSF leader, who has rarely been seen
in Sudan since the war started, was sworn
in in the Sudanese city of Nyala, the
statement said.
And he leads a group that includes armed
groups and allied civilian figures.
The announcement comes amid intense fighting in Sudan,
which is suffering the world's largest humanitarian crisis
and largest famine in decades.
The Sudanese army have largely taken control of
northern, central and eastern Sudan, while the RSF
remains mostly in control of the western region
of Darfur, where it's widely accused of committing
another genocide against African ethnic groups.
Emmanuel Akinduwa, NPR News, Lagos.
So what weapons do you think are being
used in the Sudan war?
I don't know.
I'm just going to guess.
I'm just going to guess it's US weapons.
Well, I think there are probably a lot
of Russian weapons, too.
AK-47s are better than our stuff.
Well, they're certainly built to last.
Let me see if I can find out.
Or it's a more practical product.
Let me see.
What are they using?
Okay, AKs.
They are using a lot of Russian stuff.
Some Chinese stuff.
Hmm.
UAE.
Do UAE make stuff?
I guess.
Why not?
It's a good business.
Oh, interesting.
By the way, I want to mention something.
I can't find the note.
I was looking for it so I can
give the credit to the person.
But we finally had a baby named after
the show.
No.
And you lost the note?
I'll get the note.
I'll read it in the next show.
What is the kid's name?
Mimi.
That's it?
Mimi?
Mimi.
They used the name Mimi.
They used Mimi's name instead of Adam or
John.
I worked my butt off for 18 years
and they named the kid Mimi?
Yeah, you did.
Well now.
Okay.
I was waiting for like the second and
third name.
Like Mimi, John, Adam.
No, Mimi something something.
Mimi, Mimi, Mimi.
Oh, well.
Yeah, isn't that ironic?
Yeah.
The next kid will be named Jay.
With that, I want to thank you for
your courage.
See you in the morning.
To you, the man who put the C
in the colored fruit loop.
Say hello to my friend on the other
end.
The one, the only, Mr. John C.
DeMora.
Yeah, whoa.
In the morning.
In the morning to you, Mr. Adam McCurry.
In the morning, Ship C, Boots of Graphite,
Neosubs, Deluarda, Dames and Knights out there.
In the morning to the trolls in the
troll room.
Hello, trolls.
Stop.
Come and count to 20.
Not bad for a Labor Day week in
1973.
Still a little on the low side, but
not as low as I thought it would
be.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, people are traveling.
Yes.
Although they, many less travelers than expected.
I heard from AAA.
Oh.
Yeah.
Gasoline prices are down, so why travel?
People are having staycations.
Staycations.
Yeah, the old staycation.
Yeah, and they've got low T.
So, you know.
And they're turning out to be these tourist
places.
There's nothing but complaining going.
I haven't been to Vegas since COVID.
Oh, apparently no one has.
Well, they've got the prices jacked to the
max.
No.
The old buck 99 steak breakfast is long
gone.
All you can eat?
Everything's like 50 bucks.
The buffet, all you can eat?
Yeah.
So, everything's jacked up.
They've jacked up all the prices.
So, I looked into it a little bit
because I was listening to all the complaining
going on.
And the whole town has been taken over
by an investment company called Vici.
V-I-C-I.
You can look it up.
And everything's been, except for Wynn and maybe
one other operation, the entire city, every one
of the casinos, including MGM and Caesars and
everybody else has been bought up by this
one company.
And everything's on a lease back.
Vici Capital, Cleveland-based family office dedicated to
generating sustainable wealth and preserving it for the
future of themselves.
Our experience, it doesn't say that.
So, are they, that's private equity.
It's private equity and they've bought up everything
and it's all leased back, which I don't
know about you, but every time I've seen
leased back as examples of that, like in
San Francisco, I think it was a couple
of the famous, a couple of famous stores.
Gump's, I think, was one of them.
Very famous jewelry and trinket shop in San
Francisco for high-end goods.
They did one of these leased back deals.
They said, well, yeah, we can buy your
company and then you can lease it back.
It'll save you all this money and you'll
have this cash flow and it's all a
positive thing and you have money in the
bank and you have working capital and we
own the company now, but you get to
lease it back so you're still in business.
And then when you go out of, and
then what happens is that the leased back
company says, you know, we're going to raise
your rates.
Oh, we're going to do this.
Next thing you know, you're completely out of
business.
I mean, this is, Vegas is just, is
headed for a complete meltdown disaster.
All the more reason not to go to
Vegas.
Except for the, if there's something at the
sphere, the sphere, you got to go see
the dead at the sphere, man.
You know, they have a permanent residency, it
seems, at the sphere.
The dead?
Oh, with John Mayer.
Oh yeah.
Oh, the ladies love John Mayer at the
sphere.
Well, they're going to have to take forever
to pay that thing off.
The sphere?
That thing's- And it costs like a
couple billion to build.
That thing's making money hand over foot.
I mean, people, especially for the dead show,
they're paying up to a thousand bucks.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know if anyone realized it, but
Jerry Garcia's dead.
I know.
But John Mayer is there and all the
ladies love John Mayer.
Anyway, the trolls are not in Vegas.
They're not in the sphere.
They're in the troll room.
And I used to say trollroom.io, but
I got excoriated for it, so I'll say
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You can just go to noagendastream.com.
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And we used to have artists who really
worked very hard on creating artwork for the
show.
Now we have prompt jockeys who are basically
doing what anybody can do.
Well, you still have to have a good
idea.
It's not true.
What do you mean it's not true?
You have to know what you're doing.
That's what I said.
You have to know what you're doing.
I said, anybody can do it.
You have to know what you're doing.
Anyway, I was very discouraged by the art
for 1794.
We titled it Heroin Hotties.
People found that very interesting.
Although some people did look at the art
and go, ah, I can't wait to hear
what you guys are talking about.
This was the clueless kids looking at the
calendar.
Yeah, mixed up calendar.
Digital 2112 man.
Now, the problem I have is.
No, it was Jeffrey Rea.
I thought it was 2112 man.
Was it Jeffrey Rea?
Did I get that wrong?
Yeah, you got it wrong.
I'll have to change the credits.
I'm sorry.
You're right, it is Jeffrey Rea.
I'm sorry, Jeffrey.
I'll change that.
But everything is a cartoon now.
Everything's a cartoon.
And it all has too much orange in
it.
This is not a very orangey piece.
It's got a lot of blue in it.
It's a cartoon.
Just another cartoon.
You hate cartoons.
You don't like it.
You don't like the.
I'd rather take the photo realistic stuff.
Except, like, you get Scaramanga who does great
babes.
But this, who cares?
It's just some babes.
That's not a no agenda art.
It's just babes.
Okay.
Everything is either a cartoon or a drawing
with orange.
Model collapse is imminent.
Everything Jeffrey Rea does now has orange in
it.
Everything Darren O'Neill does has orange in
it.
This piece does not have that much orange
in it.
You're complaining about something that doesn't exist.
And there was a piece that you liked.
Look, that no agenda says it's orange.
The kid's shirt is orange.
It's just orange.
Yes.
There's two things I like.
We'll start by saying the Joe Baba cracker
barrel, no agenda art.
Right idea.
Horrible execution.
You needed to do a lot more and
you could have won.
But the one we both liked a lot
and you chickened out on.
I'm like, we should use this.
We should use this.
I didn't chicken out.
I was wisely determined.
I wisely vetoed it.
And we do have a veto on this
show, on everything.
It was the Palestinian guy.
He's wearing a shirt.
Keep calm and blame the Jews.
I thought it was fantastic.
And it was done by our shape-shifting
Shackle Meister Yarmour.
Yeah, Yarmour is Jewish, I believe.
No, he's donated.
Yeah, he's donated shackles.
Yes.
And I thought that was hilarious.
And you're like, no, we can't do that,
man.
No, you didn't really push back on me
too much.
I said, we really should do this one.
And you're like, no, I like the kids.
I like the kids.
Yeah, you said you were going to make
this argument knowing full well that you're.
You vetoed it.
Oh, okay.
So now we're not.
Of course, I vetoed it because we're not
using it.
And then Corderite.
You also liked the agays one.
That's what I'm saying.
I think Corderite had the right idea with
the agays.
But they're like two chicks in there.
What are the chicks doing in there with
the handsome gay guys?
It was the right idea.
You had an idea.
Yeah, we figured that you couldn't prompt the
chicks away.
The chicks weren't promptable.
Hey, where is my, I need an A
-team jingle for the agays.
Agays.
It seems like such an obvious one.
If you're looking for something done in Washington,
D.C., you need the agays.
Come on.
Come on, jingle makers.
You guys used to be on the game,
on the ball.
They've dropped it.
I don't know what happened.
Gripe, gripe, gripe.
Jeez.
Well, okay.
Gee, I'm really happy that our art is
all generated by computers.
We have no more end of show mixes
because everyone is just tired of it because
it takes actual work.
Except for the people who send in five
-minute songs.
Look, I made an end of show mix.
It's like, look, I'm a developer now.
Look at me.
Developers, developers, developers.
Exactly.
Five-minute songs.
That's true.
I made an end of show mix.
They can't seem to prompt it to, hey,
short, one-minute max.
Won't the prompt take that?
I don't get it.
No, I don't think so.
I think it's very hard.
It's like prompting out the women in the
eight-gaze piece.
Yeah.
I mean, these sumo and all, suno, sumo,
I think it is, they're used to making
pop songs.
You can't do something that it has never
done.
Well, I've never done a pop song that's
one-minute long.
I can't do that.
Here's the structure.
I don't know how to do it.
That's exactly it.
They're predisposed towards a structure, and everything has
to fit within the structure.
Yeah.
Until- Yeah, it's like rector sets.
Yeah.
But eventually, we'll have a new Sex Pistols.
We'll have a new Laurie Anderson.
We'll have a Prince.
Something new will come along.
It always does.
And then the AI will swallow that up,
and then we'll have thousands of those songs.
I had Laurie Anderson at the house once.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, Superman.
Oh, John.
Hello, I'm not- What?
It's like, hello, I'm not home right now.
I love that song.
It was eight minutes.
For those of you who never heard it,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
So what was she doing at the house?
We had a party, and Steve Beck, one
of the local- He was, I think
he's in Japan now, a local developer, an
inventor.
Developer, developer, developer?
He's an inventor, and it was his date
who brought her over.
No.
Yeah, it was pretty funny.
How was she?
Well, you look at her.
They come in, and you look.
You have to stare, and you go, that's
Laurie Anderson.
Here we go.
Because she's very distinctive looking.
Oh, I didn't have the tempo right.
This is eight minutes and 30 seconds long.
Oh, Superman.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I love this track.
Oh, John.
Hey.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, John.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I remember the first time I heard that
song on the radio.
I was like, wow, what is that?
So different.
Anyway, I'm sure you were not a fan
of her music.
She's a nice person.
There you go, not a fan of the
music.
I mean, it was okay.
I mean, it's just like, you know, I'm
not a fan of a lot of things.
We also, of course, have producers who understand.
Oh, man.
Did you see that guy who sent that
note?
When I hit send, I already regretted hitting
send.
Oh, what'd you do?
No, the guy's like, no, I didn't.
The guy's like, I've been listening 10 years
for free.
But I would consider donating.
If you admitted that there are shapeshifters.
That Q is real.
Stop rebranding The Great Awakening as The Great
Reveal, which we have on, it's called The
Season of Reveal.
And I never say it.
No, no, it was only about me, obviously.
Yeah.
I'm the problem.
If you ask anybody about the show, I'm
the problem.
Except for the fact that you're the one
that produces the show.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
People should realize that I have a couple
of things I complain about.
I mean, I can complain about a lot
of things, but one of my main complaints
is that no one has recognized officially the
quality of the production of this show, which
is all on Adam's shoulders, because he is
the CTO of this operation.
That sounds like a disease.
I'm the CTO of this operation.
He's the CTO of the operation.
And he's responsible for the overall sound quality
and the fact that the show, the way
it goes out and everything in between.
And he has never received anything for this
effort.
And it irks me.
And I engineer it.
People often say, so does John have clips
on his side?
I say, no.
No, I send the clips to Adam.
And I don't listen to them.
I cue the clips, but I don't fly
the clips.
Are you looking at each other?
Does he give you like a finger sign
to cue the clips?
No.
Do you have a light?
Does he press a button?
A light.
That's what I need.
Does he press a button and the light
comes on?
No.
No, we have a mechanism that we use,
which is just a cueing system, where I'll
say something like, I've got this clip about
Mexico.
And then I'll chat it up, and he'll
go down the line and look to make
sure I didn't spell it Texaco.
Exactly.
I feel like I don't see anything under
M, where is it?
Where is it?
And then you'll hear every once in a
while, you say, I can't find the clip.
And he yells at me.
But there's always, it is my fault in
these instances because I do a lot of
typos on the list.
I've gotten used to them.
I know what to look for by now.
It's okay.
But the point is that this has never
been rewarded.
No.
A little small trophy.
I don't think it doesn't bother me.
What?
Just send your cash.
I don't want a trophy.
Send your cash.
I don't want no stinking trophy.
That's probably true.
But still.
Anyway.
But, you know.
So we have a lot of producers who
do understand that we need money to keep
alive, to stay alive, to pay bills.
And this is the only income we have.
And we appreciate that people have kept it
going for so long.
And we'll see how much longer it goes.
And this is usually when people send me
the note, Well, you know, you've changed.
I don't know.
Have you changed in 18 years?
You haven't.
Everyone changes in 18 years.
But to be honest about it, we haven't.
Since we started off fairly mature, we haven't
changed that much.
No.
It's always, John is the same.
You've changed.
I don't see it.
He's always been a Zionist shill.
This has been going on for a long
time.
And you shouldn't make fun of the producers.
That's not right.
We pay your rent.
Well, that's actually a mistake.
You see, this is a lack of understanding
of the formula to say that.
Because producers like attention.
The artists like it more.
The artists are attention-driven.
And so berating them is actually a…
They like it.
It fulfills some sort of idealism that they
provide themselves.
They say, you know, everybody in the world
hates the greatness of our art and the
fact that we're artists.
And here's a good example.
Listen to these guys ragging on us.
And I'll show them.
Yeah, but notice they're all gone.
Not a single artist left.
They just decided to become prompt jockeys.
There's not a single artist left.
They're all gone, man.
They're all gone.
There's actually a drawing in one of these
upcoming ones.
It's a pretty funny one, too.
No, it's a…
Be more like Scott Horton.
At least Dave Smith is consistent.
I'm a human being.
I'm very inconsistent.
That's how it works.
Yes.
He did 10 hours with Lex Friedman.
People sent it to me.
You should watch this.
Oh, yeah, that would be the day.
You should watch this.
Oh, boy.
I watch a lot that people send me.
Yeah, you can watch that, and then you'll
be qualified for the COVID shot.
I'm ready.
Jack me up, baby.
We thank everybody, $50 and above.
It's how Value for Value works.
We pioneered the concept, the term, and it
now lives in many places.
We're happy to see it expanding like that.
It is really…
If you're doing a podcast, just ask the
people who are listening to it to support
you, particularly if you're doing a hyper-local
podcast.
I guarantee you the people in your neighborhood,
if you're delivering value, they will support you.
They will support you in many ways, time,
talent, or treasure.
And then we have a special, just because
it's kind of how Hollywood works, like if
you support us with $200 or more for
an episode, we've got to thank you.
Not just thank you.
We're going to read your note.
Hopefully, it's not too long.
We like short notes just to make it
fair for everybody else.
And we'll give you a title, Associate Executive
Producer of the Noah Jenner Show for that
episode.
$300 or above, you become an executive producer.
And these credits are real credits, Hollywood-style
credits you can use, not like AR-style
15, assault rifle style.
No, real credits.
You can use them anywhere credits are recognized,
including imdb.com.
And we'll start off with our first executive
producer, Sir Scovey.
He's in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Comes in with the devil's number, 666.66.
And he says, Jingle, Bush, just send your
cash.
ITM, John and Adam, matching donation alert.
Here we go.
In the morning to Sir Kretchman of the
Whitewater Valley in Richmond, Indiana, and to Joe
Spry in Savannah, Georgia, for their 333.33
donations for $17.94. Thank you both for
your courage.
You remember this, our matching donation?
Yes, he's going to match the 333.33
donations.
And he has a note here, fellow producers.
You're going to do so many of them.
You've got four left.
Yes, fellow producers, four more matching donations of
333.33 are available.
That's up to and including show 1800.
Producers curious about this matching donation offer, refer
to the first donation segment for show 1793.
Love and light, Sir Scovey, the Duke of
Piedmont.
Thank you, Duke of Piedmont.
This is highly appreciated.
I know a lot of people want to
send blankets or water.
Just send your cash.
Thank you very much.
That is, that's, I think, a first true
matching donation we've had, like, that actually came
through immediately, I think.
Kimberly Hillage, Hillage, you think?
Lakewood, Washington, 550.
ITM gentlemen, please accept this donation for Secretary
General on behalf of my son, Commodore Sharkey.
This amount brings him to knighthood.
Please knight him, Sir Sharkey, Secretary General of
the Salish Sea.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
Kim.
Got to love that.
Okay.
Thank you, Kim.
Sure and sweet.
Scott Redeker, Great Falls, Montana, 51538.
Probably 500 with some fees baked in.
Thank you.
He says, thanks for the excellent work.
I'd like to be Secretary General of the
Cascade County.
R2D2 karma, please.
I don't believe I'm a douche, but a
washing never hurts.
You've been de-douched.
Says Scott Redeker from Great Falls, Montana.
You've got karma.
Sarcastic, the Nomad in Wyo Missing.
I don't even know.
In Pennsylvania?
Wyo Missing?
I don't know.
Wyo Missing.
You're missing out.
$500.
This donation takes me to the baronet status
and Secretary General.
I accept Gitmo Nation, if the Purge Committee
allows.
Sure.
Join me in the meetup on September 3rd
in Alabama.
Yes.
Sarcastic, the Nomad.
No jingles, no karma.
Yeah, check it out at noagendameetups.com.
Carrie Conkle.
Ah, she sent me a note.
Carrie did.
She said, I'm 63, how can I listen
to the show live?
And I told her, noagendastream.com, because that's
what I've been told to do.
Arcadia, Wisconsin.
Yes, Carrie is from Arcadia, Wisconsin.
$500.
What did I say?
I said Arcadia, and then you said it
right.
Then I corrected my correction of your correction
of my correction.
Why are you even talking while I'm talking?
Because I just feel like it.
First time donation.
Well, that's a de-douche.
You've been de-douched.
I just got a flood advisory for Gillespie
County.
Is that where you are?
I'm in Gillespie County, yeah, but we're up
high.
So we should be okay.
But anyone who's in Gillespie County, pay attention
to these warnings.
Thanks for bringing humor into my world twice
a week.
Please send jobs karma for my daughter.
Thank you very much.
Well, of course.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
She only gets humor in her world twice
a week?
That's it.
It's bleak out there, man.
Matt in Brighton, UK.
38282.
And just since he's from the UK, I
do have a bonus clip that we played
during these donation segments.
A bonus clip.
All right.
Bonus clip.
What is the bonus?
This is the.
Bonus.
This is the.
Which clip is this?
I'm looking.
Onerous.
This is the.
I have a series of these clips.
This is the latest one.
This is onerous new UK laws.
UK.
No ID.
No groceries.
From September 12th, a shocking new supermarket rule
comes into force.
Without a government issued photo ID, you will
not be allowed to enter any supermarket in
the UK, even for basic essentials like bread
or milk.
Officials claim it's to stop shoplifting and fraud.
But critics say it will destroy daily life
for millions.
This means teenagers, pensioners without passports and anyone
who's simply forgotten their wallet could be turned
away at the door.
Supermarkets will have staff at entrances checking IDs
and shoppers say this feels like airport style
security just to buy food.
Campaigners warn it's the start of a two
tier shopping system that could permanently change the
way Britain shops and eats.
And here's the worst part.
Fail the ID check once and you could
be banned from that store for a month.
Many are now asking, is this really about
safety or is it the beginning of a
stricter control system quietly reshaping how ordinary people
live, move, shop, budget and survive in Britain
today?
And I have a question about this clip.
Are you sure this is true?
Because your last onerous UK clip turned out
to be fake news, bro.
Yeah, about the cash like that, that people
had to pay a thousand pounds.
Well, I know there's cash restrictions going on,
but but I have the clip if you
want to hear it.
Everyone was emailing me, of course, because somehow
it's all my fault.
Yeah, well, you played it.
But I think I think we need a
mea culpa.
You you got caught.
OK, well, if it was bad, this could
be bad, too.
This guy could be full of shit.
He may be just a bad actor.
OK, well, and people like I'm very disappointed
you didn't check it out before you just
check out everything.
This is just clips.
OK, I'm sorry I played a bad clip.
Yeah, but it's entertaining.
It was bad.
Although I will say that the truth of
the cash restrictions is that the UK banks
could report you under suspicious activity report if
you withdraw too much cash.
That part of it.
So I give it a a half a
Pinocchio.
So Matt in Brighton gives us 280 382
82 and writes, I think I'm John and
Adam started listening in late 2007.
And I went back and listened from episode
one.
Oh, man, you torture yourself.
You have kept me de woked for nearly
the last two decades.
This donation completes my knighthood.
I pay for this with some of my
gains from an investment in meta based on
John Sage advice.
Episode 1484.
That's where I won the bet.
I'm glad you didn't listen to me.
This donation would not be happening if he
had listened to me.
Since then, the stock has rallied 190 percent.
Nice to the roundtable.
I would like to bring to have bong
hits and a double IPA.
There you go.
All right.
So he's getting knighted and he's from the
UK.
So he has all that, all those gains
from meta, but he can't withdraw it.
Matthew Montgomery is in Arvada.
Arvada, Arvada, Colorado, Arvada, I think.
Three thirty three.
Our big dumb mouth, Gurkha, Gurkha, Gurkha.
They're just Durga, Durga, Mohammed Jihad.
Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga.
I know what you meant.
I got you covered.
Dame Astrid.
Hey.
She's in Tokyo.
She's the Duchess.
The Grand Duchess.
Also, the note came from a combination here.
It looks like Sir Mark is involved.
Happy birthday, Adam.
Two hundred sixty one dollars.
Just following up on Dame Astrid's note and
donations.
Here's a photographic meetup report from the Idle
Beer Bar, Clybloom, Cybloom, Cybloom, Cybloom, where we
welcomed Sebastian of the Gitmo Lowlands.
We're joined by Abhi, Harold and Brandon.
Plus more idiots than you could possibly count.
Idols.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Idols.
Don't say that about our meetup in Tokyo.
I've got my blurred vision.
The beers were delicious, and the girls especially
enjoyed sampling the Stroopwafel that Sebastian had imported
especially for the evening.
Nice.
I can just see those Japanese girls going,
what the hell?
What's up?
I suspect that John, upon seeing the bar
and photos, may finally be tipped over the
edge to visit Tokyo.
I've been there.
So I have visited, but not you guys.
It's still ridiculously hot here, so we'll raise
a glass to Hop Idol and Fat Tug
in your honor.
Fat Tug?
No, that doesn't sound right.
As we celebrate your birthday.
Thank you for your courage, Sir Mark.
Fat Tug.
That's a great name for a beer.
Oh, wow.
I get the long one here.
Eric Studeman, Seneca, Illinois, 250 Associate Executive Producer.
Dear Mr. Curry, I hope this message finds
you well.
My name is Aaron Studeman, and my husband
and I are big fans of yours.
Over the past three years, we have revitalized
a historic lumberyard building in Seneca, Illinois.
Within this space, now called the Lumberyard, nicely
named, we've created a unique coffee shop, retail
store, nine professional offices, an art gallery, and
community gathering spaces, including our own farmer's market.
Wow.
I want to visit that.
Our mission is to spark creativity and connection
in a rural town that has so much
untapped potential.
One of the opportunities we're exploring is starting
a podcast here at the Lumberyard.
As the podfather, and someone who has shaped
the medium from its earliest days, your insight
would mean the world to us.
Specifically, we'd love your perspective on bullet point
one.
What makes a podcast born in a small
rural community stand out?
Answer, make it about your community.
Read notes from your community.
Have your community send in stuff.
That's how you do it.
Don't try to be Joe Rogan.
Be about your community.
Bullet point two.
How best to structure and launch so it
uplifts both the voices of our town and
listeners beyond it?
Focus on your town, and launch, and tell
everybody about it, and have those people tell
people.
And if listeners beyond hear it, then that's
great, but focus on your town.
Three, pitfalls we should avoid as first-time
podcasters building something with local impact.
Okay, for every podcast are the golden rules.
One, how long should your podcast be?
Until you find yourself boring.
Stop at that moment.
Second golden rule, no matter the frequency you
release, make it on the same day around
the same time, whether it's weekly, twice a
week, once a month, the same day, the
same time.
If you don't, people who build their lives
around your podcast will miss it, will go
look for something else, and they may never
come back.
Golden rule number three, write a newsletter, no
matter how short, to tell people that a
new episode is dropping the next day.
You can also use this to shill for
donations.
Add a sad puppy from time to time.
Those are my three golden rules.
We greatly value your time and wisdom.
We are mailing a check today for $250
as a gesture of thanks for reading and
considering our request.
We listened to your February podcast with Joe
Rogan.
We believe we are vessels for change in
our community, and your thoughts are appreciated as
we explore the best way to get started
in bringing a podcast opportunity to our rural
community.
Thank you for all you've done to make
podcasting what it is today.
Your vision continues to inspire those of us
who believe in the power of voices and
stories to connect communities everywhere.
Yes, and I wrote a hyper-local podcast
primer, as John would say, on Substack.
I think it's adamc1999substack.
And thank you, Aaron, for your support and
for your note.
And when you have the podcast up and
running, send me a link, and I'll promote
it.
That's how easy it is.
In a nutshell.
What I meant by that was nobody ever
asks Adam for his advice.
That's right.
But anyone can do it.
We don't have to do it on the
show.
You can call him at home.
Here's my number, 650- Rita Stechich, Stechich,
Stechich, 23185, Stechich, Stechich, not sure how to
pronounce it.
But she did send a sheet in like
a month ago that Jay carefully put aside,
and we don't encourage this.
No, you got lucky.
She got lucky.
But here she is, and she wrote this
handwritten note.
And I have to, I can do it.
Hi, John and Adam.
My name is Rita.
Rhymes with Stechich, rhymes with message.
Stechich, Stechich, Stechich.
From Ogden, Dunes, Indiana, on the shore of
Lake Michigan.
The donation is dedicated to my son, Tom,
who lives, who is, who something, who turns
40 on August 31st.
Ah, that's a surprise for Tom.
Hey, Tom, how you doing?
That's Tom.
Now I get it.
That's the amount is 23185.
Tom introduced me to your show.
We enjoyed dissecting your discussions.
Since this is a first donation, a de
-douching is in order.
You've been de-douched.
Please, this is a switcheroo.
Put the donation under his name, a switcheroo
Tom.
He's a busy guy, is a financial analyst,
a financial planner, a volunteer fireman, EMT, and
a search and rescue guy.
So maybe we got ants, jobs, and jobs
jingle would be great.
We got ants, jobs, jobs.
Okay.
Please add his name to the birthday list.
Should be on there, I think.
Since this is the whole thing.
In the future, I plan to donate using
the donation button on your site.
I hope this will save you more money.
Actually, checks is the best.
Box 339, El Cerrito, California.
No agenda show.
Adam's European knowledge and John's boomer perspective and
tips are appreciated.
Keep deconstructing the news for at least four
more years.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely, Rita.
Please read on August 31st.
I think that's what you got.
Yeah, we did it.
All right, Rita.
And we'll make sure the switcheroo is in
for Tom.
Here's your ants as requested.
I got ants.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
You've got karma.
Wow, it's really coming down here right now.
Sean Holman is in Noblesville, Indiana, 21911.
And he says, God's peace and blessings to
all.
Saint Maria Goretti, pray for us.
All right, thank you.
Somebody's hijacked Linda Lou Patkins' account from Lakewood,
Colorado.
Oh my, what is this new copy we
have?
I don't know, Jobs Karma.
While listening to the greatest podcast in the
universe, it shows discerning taste and superior intellect.
It's really only appropriate to put your producer
credit on resumes.
Oh, this is because you asked for this.
Targeting media, production, entertainment, and of course, podcasting.
As your SME on resumes, it's important that
you have compelling messaging that showcases skills and
experience that are most relevant to your target
audience also.
There's a limited real estate on a resume,
but it's nice to have it on LinkedIn.
For more subject matter expertise, go to ImageMakersInc
.com.
That's ImageMakersInc with a K.
And work with Linda Lou, Duchess of Jobs
and writer of winning resumes, Best Linda.
By the way, I've been reliably informed that
SME is pronounced Smee for some reason.
Even though it's Subject Matter Expert and it's
an acronym, I've been told it's pronounced Smee.
So if you want to be...
People say Smee, I think somebody's putting you
on.
Maybe.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
You thought.
How am I?
All right, thank you very much to these
executive and associate executive producers.
As always, these are real.
These are very real credits.
This is just like Hollywood.
You can put it anywhere.
The credits are recognized.
It is good on your LinkedIn.
It is good on your resume as a
Smee.
Yeah, I'm a Subject Matter Expert in Deconstruction
from the No Agenda Show.
I help produce it.
Executive producer or associate executive producer.
Of course, you can always put it on
your IMDb profile.
Wait, you don't have an IMDb.com account?
Well, you do now because it is official.
You can use it.
And we thank these executive and associate executive
producers.
Remember us at NoAgendaDonation.com.
Our formula is this.
We go out.
We hit people in the mouth.
Shut up, Smee!
Order!
Shut up, Smee!
What's this friendship thing you had?
I always look.
Whenever you have a sequence of clips, I
always want to make sure we get to
it because that means you put some work
into it.
Well, I clipped it.
And you cut it, you clipped and cut.
I clipped and cut, yeah, you have to
cut.
This is an interesting thing about friendships.
This was a presentation done on NPR about
keeping friends, having friends, and it was so
skewed toward the female side of the universe.
They had nobody that knew what they were
talking about.
It was a pathetic, interesting but pathetic presentation
that I couldn't help but clip.
The story that always comes up is about
the cereal tricks.
This morning, a big announcement.
I'm sorry, that's food dyes for some reason.
Nice try.
By the way, it is so well-timed.
Don't say anything, I'll cut it out.
No one will ever notice the difference.
Why do some friendships survive for decades while
others fade away?
NPR Life hit co-host Marielle Segarra has
tips on how to maintain long-lasting friendships
even in the busy season of your life.
Here's a common scenario.
You've got this long-standing friend who never
seems to make an effort to see you.
You love them, but you're getting frustrated.
This can happen, especially if you live far
away from each other or you have a
lot of responsibilities.
Nina Badsen, who hosts a podcast about friendship
called Dear Nina, Conversations About Friendship, says friendships
do take effort, but not everyone shows it
in the same way.
I really believe that we just need to
redefine what effort looks like because we all
have very different skill sets.
And even with an old friend that we
know very well, it's still, we're all human,
and it's still hard not to expect other
people to do friendship exactly the way we
do or exactly the way it was always
done between you and this friend.
She says if you find yourself getting frustrated
with a friend for this reason, consider the
ways they do put in effort, how they
always remember your birthday or send you a
text on the day of an important doctor
appointment or FaceTime you randomly to check in.
Also, she says, consider talking to the friend
about how you feel.
You could say something like, look, I love
the time we spend together.
Oh my goodness.
We need instructions on how to be friends
now?
Well, this is because these people, these liberals,
lib joes that work at NPR have lost
most of their friends.
Oh, that's it.
They had a meeting like, I'm so lonely.
Let's do a segment about that.
But yeah, but I don't want it to
be about me being lonely.
Let's talk about friendship.
But Noah, have you ever sent anyone a
cute little note on the day of their
doctor's appointment?
Yes.
Oh, really?
Not a cute little note.
I might send a text message to someone
who has some kind of issue and they
have a doctor's appointment, and I will lift
them up by saying, hey, man, I'm thinking
of you.
I'm praying for you.
Yes, I do that regularly.
Not even friends, by the way.
Just people I know.
Oh, you just do it as some sort
of routine.
Well, that's not a routine.
It's when I genuinely- Have you done
this before you found Christ?
No, no, no.
It's the Jesus in me.
Okay, so this is religious.
It's not religious.
So this is part of a new schema.
So you didn't normally do this because I
don't know anybody who does this.
I know a lot of people who do
it.
Yeah, they're all in that church.
That's right.
How horrible.
I would find, well, it's not that.
I would find it offensive that people were
spying on me knowing I was going to
the doctor.
No, no, it's only if they told me,
like, hey, man, I got this procedure coming
up.
Like Mike.
Mike is 81.
Mike is such a good guy.
His eyes are all shot, you know?
He's going for an operation.
His eyes were shut for three days.
So I sent him a note before and
I sent him a note after.
My other buddy, Brent, he went to get
his hair transplanted or something.
So, you know, and it's a- I
hope you get good luck with your hair
transplant.
I would think that was an insulting note.
No, I insulted him once it was done
because they had to shave off part of
his hair.
So, of course.
And, you know, then he's like, stop making
me laugh.
It hurts.
My scalp hurts when I laugh.
Yeah, yes, I do that.
Yes, I do.
Okay.
Sorry to burst your bubble about me.
And by the way, I think I've also
checked in on you when you had your
cataract procedure.
No, you didn't.
Well, I hadn't found Jesus, but I will
next time.
For the next important procedure you have, I'll
send you a nice note.
I don't- I would refuse to broadcast
to everybody I know a procedure.
Say I was having a, you know, something
that had to be done.
I wouldn't do that.
I had a tooth removed recently.
Oh, if I had known, I would have
said, hey man, I'm praying for you.
Well, I wouldn't want that kind of, this
is the kind of annoying thing that you've
developed, these bad habits.
Onward to part two.
I don't mind that I make a lot
of the plans, but- I would like
to know that you really want these invitations.
And so every so often, if you could
initiate one and it gives a friend the
opportunity to say, oh, I'm so glad you
said something.
I love that you reach out first because
I just can't get myself together to even
see on my calendar when I would have
a date opening.
A conversation can happen then.
And you can't have a conversation if you
don't bring it up.
In general, Badzen finds that the friendships that
last share two qualities.
One is people don't keep score or they
might keep score, but they check themselves on
that.
The other quality is that the friends give
each other the benefit of the doubt.
Like they assume the best of their friends.
Here's what that means.
If a friend forgets to text you or
they disappear for a spell, remember they probably
have a lot of other stuff going on.
A lapsing connection doesn't necessarily mean your friendship
is over or that they don't care about
you.
And if they do something that hurts you,
understand they probably didn't intend to and talk
with them about it when you're ready.
There is a quote I love by a
former guest of mine, Ruhi Koval is her
name.
And she's an educator.
She's a relationship coach.
And she said, there are people who never
disappoint us.
And those people are called acquaintances.
Yeah, see, I think you're barking up the
wrong tree here, man.
Like there are some people, few, but who
we text something every morning.
And the other day I didn't text back
because I got busy.
And then my friend texted me and said,
hey, brother, I'm just checking in because I
haven't heard from you.
Just want to make sure you're okay.
I'm like, oh yeah, no, I forgot.
And sorry, and thanks for checking in on
me.
And you know, and I've told you about
the poop app.
Did I tell you about the poop app?
No, but I'm about to hear about it.
Yeah, so when I- A poop app?
Yes.
So when I was visiting Christina last April,
I think it was, she said, dad, dad,
dad, you got to join our league.
I said, what is this?
So this is an app called Poop Map.
And every single time you poop, you hit
the button, you drop a poop and then
you make up some funny thing.
Like, you know, well, let me read.
Christina just released some underwear rainbows.
Demure Manure took a load off their mind.
Just made a grand entrance to the septic
soiree.
And this is like eight of her friends
and they let me join.
And if I forget to register my poop,
you know, they check in with me.
Hey, are you okay?
You haven't pooped in the last three days.
Yeah, this is the modern friendship, man.
This is how it goes.
You should get with it.
You want to join our league?
No.
Okay.
Wow.
I think we found out a little bit
too much.
It's great.
Hey, it's a great way to- Yeah,
it's great.
I just pooped.
Hey, guess what?
It's like, what, a bunch of three-year
-olds?
Hey, daddy, I pooped in my pants.
No, because we have really, the trick is
- Oh, it's because of the one-liners.
Yeah, you got to do the one-liners.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey, at least I know my kid is
alive.
It's good.
Part three.
Badzen says any longstanding friendships are going to
require forgiveness and humility.
It really requires humility to assume the best
because what that means, assuming the best means,
I don't know the whole story.
So I'm going to assume there's some information
I don't have.
Okay, one more tip from Badzen.
One of the greatest gifts you can give
to a longstanding friend is allowing them to
change.
Most of us want to be able to
develop and change our minds about things.
There's not a lot of hope in the
world if we have to keep all the
same opinions and interests that we had from
the time we were 10 years old, 15,
even 20s, even 30s.
It's really important to give your friends space
to try different ways of living.
As you and your friends navigate romantic partnerships,
career changes, illnesses, financial ups and downs, births
and deaths, just be there.
Love them.
Let them be who they are and who
they're becoming.
This was a total waste of air time,
that's for sure.
Like, who needs this?
You're either friends or you're not friends.
There are a bunch of people that have
lost a lot of friends to republicanism.
And now they're trying to say, it's okay
if they become a Republican, maybe you can
still say hello.
Oh, bullcrap, they're not gonna do that.
You know that that's not true.
No, but this is wishful thinking.
This is the kind of thing you get
on NPR now.
These people are pathetic.
Yes.
All right.
And that was the point of it.
Yeah, since it is a...
Although we did find out more than we
needed to know.
We went from Jesus to the poop map.
I don't know, man.
This is, what a show.
What a show, ladies and gentlemen.
So you may not play the TikTok three
-way girl.
That's a disgusting clip.
You may play any of the other two.
Oh, you saw that one.
Yeah, I saw that one.
It's dumb.
It's insultingly dumb.
Well, I do have a screwball one.
Yeah.
By a guy, he's not really a comedian,
but he's like, this is the bonus clip
that you should have gotten.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I did not know that.
You didn't text me.
You didn't send me.
Oh, you're right.
That was my, you're right.
Because I haven't sent a bonus clip in
for so long, I forgot I was supposed
to text you.
You didn't send me a note like a
good friend would do.
Yeah.
Say, hey, I've got a bonus clip.
How's your poop coming?
I got a bonus clip for you.
So you can retrieve it while I explain
this clip.
Yes, you explain it.
So this guy is a, I can't call
him a comic, but he's an absurdist.
And he uses the concept of reductio ad
absurdum to make points.
And that's a concept that you reduce things
to the essence, to the point that it's
absolutely absurd.
And he does this, and his main thing
is to go after transgenders, the whole idea
of you're a woman if you say you're
a woman.
Identifiers.
And so this is one of his better
pieces.
He's identified as Taylor Swift for a while,
but now this is the one where he's
identifying.
And this is, the guy's name is Josh
Selter.
And he identified, and you have it.
Yes, I have it.
I was ready to fire it, and then
you.
And he said, and he identifies in this
case, and he's got all the right memes
in here, including the shaking hands.
He identifies as an American Indian.
I am literally shaking right now.
I went to a casino for the first
time in my life.
And while I was there, I tried the
buffet and their wild caught bison.
As I was driving home, my stomach started
going crazy.
So I stopped at the reservation on the
side of the road and ran into the
management office.
Some lady comes out from behind a desk,
and she's like, can I help you, sir?
And I said, yeah, I need to use
the bathroom.
And she's like, are you part of the
tribe here?
And I explained to her, I was assigned
the wrong origin at birth, but I identify
as Native American, and I go by walking
tomahawk.
And she was like, wait, so you're a
white guy?
And I said, excuse me, bigot, don't dead
feather me.
And it's like, what is wrong with these
transphobes that they like go out of their
way to mis-indigenate us?
It's like, what's so hard to understand that
trans indigenous Native Americans are indigenous Native Americans?
Like, why do I even have to explain
this in 2025 to people?
So now I don't have anywhere to use
a bathroom because I'm trans.
And it's like, now I'm suffering in my
car, and I have no bathroom that I
can use that matches my national origin.
Because people wanna be bigots and mean transphobes.
Just be nice, people.
Just be nice.
What's the sound effect?
Well, it's a fart sound, but he's got
one of those little devices.
It's a handheld one.
He's got it off to the, you can't
see it, but I know he's holding it
to the right.
And it just doesn't sound good.
So he could have done a better job.
But I like the trans indigenate or whatever
that was.
Well, what he has down, and this is
a pattern I've noticed.
Well, this is Lily.
That's a woman, Lily, who's a guy, girl,
I don't know.
The guy could be a complete put on.
He's the one who's always bitching and moaning.
Looks like a dude with long hair and
lipstick.
And he's always bitching and moaning on TikTok
for being misgendered.
And he's always shaking.
And he sounds just like him.
And it's a pattern, yeah.
Well, the pattern, see, if you want to
get likes and you want to get lots
of comments, you have to talk about how
sad you are.
I mean, sometimes it's about how mad you
are.
These are a lot of the clips you
have.
But social media, the success to social media
is to view it as a self-pity
promotion machine.
This is what gets you likes.
If you go on and say, hey, I'm
happy today.
Everything's great.
You get crickets.
People- This is an interesting observation you're
making here.
This is possible.
The self-pity promotion machine.
Everybody just wants to, oh, oh, it's okay.
You go, girl, you'll be okay.
Praying for you.
Thoughts and prayers.
Everything's great.
The sun will come out tomorrow.
And that's why people do it.
And this, I think, is a big reason
why people who are often on social media
are perpetually sad.
Because they're just dealing with sadness all day
long.
Because they get more attention being sad.
Exactly.
So it's encouraging- Yes, sadness.
This approach to life.
Yes.
And then you get a chatbot, and the
chatbot will make you even sadder.
I'm not going to argue against that so
far.
Because you're right, most of my clips are
something else.
In fact, I have a couple more, but
I would like to play this one.
This is the, this would be the, the
in-superior gal bitching about men being a
bunch of stiffs.
Men don't have rights.
I think that men are just in-superior
to women.
I think no matter what, a powerful man
will simp to a woman.
Therefore, a woman, in every circumstance in life,
is superior to a man.
Any man, if you make more money than
me, if you're stronger than me, and you're
taller than me, you'll still simp for me
every single time.
So I'm still superior.
Yeah, you should've stopped with the trans feather
guy.
This is ridiculous.
If you can't see her, it's no good.
Oh, you can't see her anyway.
No, it's good.
The key is her being such a superior
being and using the word in-superior.
You're falling for clickbait, man.
This is not a real person.
I'm glad that leads me to the last
clip I'm going to play.
Oh, brother.
No, listen to this.
This is the new, you talk about marketing
pharmaceuticals and all the rest of it through
these people, and clickbait, this is, I think,
an advertising campaign for Chili's.
I did some research on the new, they
have a new campaign manager, new advertising agency,
a new marketing director, and this particular TikTok
complaint, which kind of looks legit, I think
a lot of people believe it, I think
is exactly what you're talking about.
Oh, this is done, this is taken to
a level that is beyond, this is something
that you have to admire.
This is the woman gonna leave the country.
I think I have to get out of
America.
I just saw a commercial that was my
breaking point.
It's a Chili's commercial.
It's not even a political ad, it's just
a Chili's commercial, and I'm losing my mind.
I think I have to leave.
I don't think I can be a part
of this world and this culture.
Oh, my God.
This is because of a Chili's ad.
Oh, please.
This is fake.
I think I have to leave the country.
This is designed, I don't know why these,
some of these clips clip off on TikTok.
This is designed to make you think that
she's actually upset by a Chili's ad and
you're gonna be on the lookout for what
ad could be offensive.
I'm telling you, this is a marketing strategy.
It's dynamite.
I'm gonna show my support by donating to
No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
In the morning.
Well, I personally am very happy that we
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nonsense and have meetings about that.
Oh, my goodness, can you imagine?
No, instead we just ask you to support
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We can go another four, only, only if
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Thank you very much.
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And that's a happy birthday.
Oh, so nice.
Kevin McLaughlin, 8008.
That's a happy birthday, Adam, thank you.
No, that's his boob donation.
He comes in later with a birthday donation.
Oh, he does.
Oh, what a nice guy.
He's awesome.
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This is a ham grip donation.
Oh, Ham Gigi, I'm sorry.
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There we go.
Today is his mom's birthday.
Okay, we got on the birthday list.
She's on the birthday list.
Nice.
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She's on the list, yeah, on the list.
Okay, it's BPH, not I.
BPH.
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And then we have Craig Kohler in Evansville,
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Now, the rest of these are birthday donations,
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There's the 6430s.
These are the ones with the extra money
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Thank you.
And then I'm gonna go right through the
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All these are birthday donations for Adam, starting
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You've been de-douched.
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Dirty Jersey Whore, your buddy.
Y'all be good.
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He's not in Jersey at all, but he's
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These are all happy birthdays.
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And he also has a birthday for himself.
He got a lot of birthdays today, I
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Yeah, right, Arnhem.
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Oh, Commodore Crummy, he's in El Cajon.
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She came in, she'd be at the top
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We lost money on the deal.
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We lost money on the deal.
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She makes a note here, the Bill Gates
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Bill Gates butter.
Yep.
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Vaseline is what you said.
That was great.
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Yeah, it's 50.
Oh, now we're at the $50 donors.
So let's just go through them one after
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Nederland?
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Okay.
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It's a Bitcoin donation, so a whole dollar,
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Come on, man, we should do that.
We should do a tour.
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Hey John and Adam, Sir Leo Kim Full
Pop here in the communist stronghold of Los
Angeles.
And I've not stepped on any poop today.
Sir Robertson of Two Sticks here, having a
great time with everyone.
I drove down four and a half to,
actually closer to five hours for this meetup
and I'm happy to be here.
Thank you everyone.
In the morning.
Love the dedication of the Flight of the
No Agendas out there in Southern California.
Here's the local 360 meetup.
In the morning from the vault in Blaine,
Washington, this is Dame J, protector of pandas.
Hi, my name is Annalise and I served
the No Agenda podcast today and they were,
you know, absolutely horrible.
I'm just kidding.
They were amazing.
They were a blast.
And I hope they enjoy being here as
much as I am here.
So there you go.
Hi, this is Alan, AKA Circumcision.
Where I can see socialism from my day.
Not a spook, but they frequently come here
and I can't say anything else.
Sir Ryan the Refiner here, deconstructing news and
constructing friendship.
In the morning.
This is Travis in the morning.
Not a night, but not a douchebag.
We'll keep working on it.
This is Jason and I'm glad to be
here.
It's been a year since we've had one
of these.
So we got to get these more frequent.
Thank you very much.
In the morning.
And our last meetup report.
Nice to have the server in there as
well.
Remember to get your servers in these meetup
reports.
This is the unofficial Maastricht meetup.
Very small.
Hi, John and Alan.
This is the unofficial Maastricht meetup report.
I joined one other producer.
Here is Roland.
In the morning, this is Roland.
Connection is protection.
Also listen to R-A-N-D-U
-M-B dot dot com online.
In the morning.
And still coming, we got some meetups taking
place.
Actually, we have one taking place right now.
The annual South Jersey Pig Roast.
It's at Dane Wen's house in Medford Lakes,
New Jersey.
I can't wait to hear the meetup reports
from that.
On my birthday, September 3rd, Huntsville area meetup,
six o'clock at the Old Bear Brewing
in Madison, Alabama.
On Thursday, our next show day, the Northern
Wake September Soiree, six o'clock at Hoppy
Endings in Raleigh, North Carolina.
And on Thursday the 4th as well, the
Houston Lazy Dog Monthly Meetup, 6.30 at
Lazy Dog Restaurant and Bar in Houston, Texas.
Many more meetups to come, including the 7th
in Hofdorp, the Netherlands.
South Sloan, British Columbia, Canada.
On the 8th, on the 13th, Keyport, New
Jersey, Oakland, California.
The 19th, Tilburg in the Netherlands.
On the 20th, Bedford, Texas.
Fort Wayne, Indiana on the 30th.
All the way through until October on the
10th, Johnson City, Texas.
Not far from Fredericksburg, where we'll have a
meetup on the 11th.
I will be there along with Tina the
Keeper, I hope.
That's it, noagendameetups.com.
Go there to find out all about the
meetups, where they will be taking place in
your town.
If they're not anywhere near you, start one
yourself.
It's easy.
♪ Sometimes you wanna go hang out ♪
♪ With all the nights and days ♪
♪ You wanna be where you want to
be ♪ ♪ Drink it all, have no
blame ♪ ♪ You wanna be where everybody
feels the same ♪ ♪ It's like a
party ♪ Well, I can't believe this happened.
I have no ISO, and I don't think
you have one either.
No, but I have a song.
You have a song?
Yeah, you won't find it just by looking.
It's the, Kilmar is our neighbor.
♪ Kilmar is our neighbor, you can't have
him, Trump, no!
♪ ♪ Kilmar is our neighbor, you can't
have him, Trump, no!
♪ That's horrible.
We can't use- You haven't heard that
yet?
No, I don't even know what it means.
Kilmar Albrego Garcia is our neighbor.
Yeah, this is not an end of show
ISO.
Oh, okay, well, go dig into the archives.
You only have a million of these things.
Let's try this one.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Got that one, I got- I have
feelings.
Is that- There it is.
Okay, I have feelings it is.
And now everybody, it's time once again for
John's illustrious tip of the day.
♪ Great advice for you and me, just
a tip with JCB, and sometimes Adam.
♪ Oh, this is the screwball one, but
I have to say it's dynamite tip of
the day.
Black garlic.
Black garlic, that sounds nasty.
So black garlic, and you can buy it
by the bulb, and you can also, there's
a different version, there's also, they make a
paste out of it.
So black garlic, I knew about it, but
I was forced to try it, and Mimi's
a big fan of this stuff because she
claims, and she's got one of those bracelets
on it, measures everything she does, blood pressure,
oxygen.
She says you take this, you eat the
black garlic and your blood pressure drops like
a rock.
But besides the medical aspect, black garlic, which
turns out to be, because I was irked
by it when I tried it.
I said, this is unbelievable.
You get a clove, you pull a garlic
clove out and you eat it.
It tastes like chocolate, it's black.
It has the texture of roasted garlic, but
it doesn't taste anything like garlic.
And it was, and I said, this is,
I was so irked by it, trying it,
I said that I'm, like this is so
supposed dilettante gourmet I should have known about
this years ago.
It turns out it was only invented in
2004 in Korea, but further research indicates it
comes from a 4,000 year old idea,
a recipe, that some guy rediscovered in 2004
about how to ferment garlic.
And it's a fermented garlic in the bulb,
within the bulb, and you need special temperatures
and pressures and everything in between to get
it to work.
And it's not necessarily cheap.
You get a couple of bulbs, costs about
six bucks, seven bucks, maybe.
And you just tear, you can eat it
or you can mix it with stuff.
It would be good spread on bread with
avocado toast.
It's just, it's an astonishing, it tastes a
little like chocolate.
It's got a gorgeous texture.
It is a fabulous thing that I would
have never had unless I was forced to
try it.
Gorgeous texture.
It's just fabulous.
You just became super gay.
I don't know what's up with that.
Well, it just was amazing.
So who and how was this 4,000
year old recipe codified and what was it
written on, stone?
Was it in hieroglyphics?
It was somebody dug it.
As a Korean researcher found this recipe, I
suppose, and they passed it along, it's this
guy.
Some guy perfected how to make it in
Korea because it's a process.
You can do it at home, but it's
like, don't.
Wow, it's just too much work.
It takes, I mean, you can do fermentations
at home and you can do cabbage and
different pickles and things, but in fact, this
takes very specialized temperatures and pressures.
And there it is, another awesome food tip
of the day.
As part of the tip of the day,
find them all at tipoftheday.net.
♪ Great advice for you and me ♪
Fabulous.
♪ Just the tip of your C.D.
♪ And sometimes at home.
Created by Dana Brunetti.
It's just fabulous, I tell you.
It's fabulous.
So fabulous.
My, oh my, oh my.
Yeah, that's it everybody for our broadcast day
on this holiday weekend in America, Labor Day
weekend.
And guess what?
As a public service, we're working for you
because we love you.
Join my league.
Up next on noagendastream.com, well, it was
promoted in the meetup report, random thoughts, episode
334.
So you can enjoy that.
And we do have some classic end of
show mixes.
Since we didn't have any new ones, we've
got Gary with the classic Korean news screamer.
We've got Phantomville with the TikToks and Spencer
Pearson, who's very optimistic about everything.
And we will return on Thursday with another
at least three hours of media deconstruction for
you.
And I'm coming to you from the heart
of the Texas Hill Country, where it is
thundering and very, very wet.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
Yeah, I'm from Rhode Island Silicon Valley, where
it's kind of nice out.
I'm John C.
Dvorak.
See y'all on Thursday.
Please remember us at noagendadonations.com.
Until then, adios, fo-fos, hui-hui, and
such.
I'm gone.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
That's right.
TikTok.
That's right.
TikTok.
I am a real, genuine optimist, and I
see nothing but none of this is good.
None of this is good.
I'm an optimist.
None of this is good.
I'm not hanging out with you.
We do this show.
Come on, it's never gonna be anything interesting.
None of this is good.
You're a starry-eyed optimist.
You actually think that things are gonna change.
None of this is good.
I'm not hanging out with you.
We do this show.
Come on, it's never gonna be anything interesting.
None of this is good.
You're a starry-eyed optimist.
You actually think that things are gonna change.
None of this is good.
I am a real, genuine optimist.
It's bull.
We do this show.
You actually think that things are gonna change.
I'm expecting way too much, I know.
I'm not hanging out with you because you
are an optimist.
Shut up.
I am a real, genuine optimist.
It's bull.
We do this show.
You actually think that things are gonna change.
I'm expecting way too much, I know.
I'm not hanging out with you because you
are an optimist.
Shut up.
Hey, you know what?
I'm gonna end the show.
♪ The best podcast in the universe.
♪ I have- Adios, mofo.
Dvorak.org slash N-A.
I have feelings.