Snap out of it.
Adam Curry, John C.
Devorah.
It's Thursday, January 23rd, 2025.
This is your award-winning Cuban Nation Media
Assassination Episode 1732.
This is no agenda.
Opening the Stargate.
And broadcasting live from the heart of the
Texas Hill Country, here in FEMA Region Number
6.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where we're asking
the question, does anybody actually care about Blake
Lively?
I'm John C.
Devorah.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
In the morning.
I don't even think I could tell you
who Blake Lively is, to be honest.
I should know this.
I'm sure I should know who Blake Lively
is.
Well, they've been promoting her enough.
Well, tell me who was Blake Lively.
She's an actress who's suing a director who
tried to kiss her.
Yes, that was the news of the week.
That was the news of the week.
That was the news.
Welcome, John, to the golden age of no
agenda.
Four more years.
Wow.
I think the best thing I've seen in
these past few days is refreshing the whitehouse
.gov presidential actions page.
I think when you have an executive order
that says, putting people over fish, I mean,
that kind of says it all, doesn't it?
Oh, man.
You know, it's so disappointing because I got
a lot of reports from foreign press, because
here it just seems like we're obsessed with
Bezos' girlfriend's boobs.
You know what I mean?
It's like, what are we doing?
There seems to be a lot of stories.
Yeah, there's so many reprints of the picture
of Zuckerberg looking down for one split second.
He will never live that down.
I said to Tina, I said, yeah, what
if that happened to me?
And that was the two second clip everywhere.
She says, well, he's only human.
I'm like, sure.
Yeah, I think Ms. Chan is going to
be lording that over Zuck for a long
time.
It's just one of those things you don't
want to get caught doing.
These guys have got cameras.
There's a thing called a camera, and most
people are shooting in video mode, so it's
actually not just shooting.
Yeah, no, they've got frame by frame by
frame of everything.
Frame by frame, so you can get the
one split second where he looks down, and
that's the shot.
Yeah.
Whoops.
And now he's stuck with that for the
rest of his life.
For the rest of his life, yeah.
You have to be careful if you're a
celebrity of any sort looking, and somebody's showing
off their breasts.
So that's literally Megyn Kelly, accomplished lawyer, successful
podcast host.
That's all she could talk about.
And it was viral, baby.
They're vicious, because Jeff Bezos runs the Washington
Post, owns it, and owns Amazon, of course.
And I will tell you, this is not
my first time saying she dresses like a
hooker, because she does.
She just kept on going about that.
Yes, I heard this bit.
She has gotten to, she's discovered kind of
the Tim Pool approach to podcasting.
Yes, yes, algo chasing.
Which is ranting for excessive, that's one thing
we don't do on this show.
Once in a while, we maybe make a
segment that's too long, but we don't stay
on.
Okay, it's all right, I got you.
The Supreme Court stuff, yes, okay.
I didn't say, I was just generalizing.
I've done it.
But we don't, but the style of ranting,
and Kelly's gotten really good at it.
In fact, I sent you a clip once
recently of one of her great rants, and
she goes on, and it's well-structured, and
it goes on forever.
And it's basically beating a dead horse.
Hey, Joe was there.
I called it.
Rogan, he was there.
I don't remember you calling that.
I said, imagine if Joe's there, and you're
like, okay.
I didn't call it.
I guess I conjured it.
And he's sending me pictures of him and
Trump, and him and Trump family members.
He was having a good old time.
Did you get a picture of him and
Laura Sanchez?
No, I wish.
Oh, man.
So the- Kid Tress is like a
hooker.
So I've been following these executive- By
the way, they used to have a lot
of hookers in the Bay Area, and they
don't really dress like that.
Maybe Megan's thinking of the high-end hotel
hookers.
Well- I guess maybe that's a possibility.
You know where all the hookers are right
now.
In DC, aren't they?
That's where they usually are.
No, no, they're in Davos.
The hookers are in Davos.
That's probably true.
And the Daily Mail had an exclusive with
one of the high-class escorts who spills
the beans.
And here she says, a high-class escort
has spilled the beans on what happens behind
closed doors in Davos during the World Economic
Forum.
Salome Balthus, probably not her real name.
You think?
She says, she revealed to Mail Online that
she's learned about the global elite, and for
many, it is that they are doom and
gloom mongering about the fate of the world,
so they've decided to just enjoy it while
it lasts.
Convinced that a climate change apocalypse is upon
them, they shamelessly spend their vast wealth on
expensive escorts in Switzerland.
I wonder what those girls cost.
Let me see if they did not have
a price tag.
They should have a price tag.
Are you doing your reporting?
If you're doing a report, oh, here it
is.
5,000 pounds, 5,000 pounds.
5,000 pounds, yeah.
But that's a weekend.
Oh, that's a bargain.
I don't know about that being much of
a bargain, but...
A two-hour tent.
You can marry a Ukrainian woman for less
than that.
Yeah, but then her brothers show up and
start demanding more.
It's not, it's not...
Oh, that can happen.
I've heard this happen to guys.
It's not a good thing.
A two-hour tent starts at about 850
bucks.
I think this says a lot about our
economy.
I think these prices are down from previous
Davos years.
Well, for those guys, the girls should be
able to charge more for that group.
For sure.
It's not like a bunch of, you know,
soccer guys.
Should we do a little bit of Davos
stuff before we get into the domestic?
I don't have any Davos stuff.
I do, I have shorties.
I have shorties.
I'm interested because I don't have anything.
Yeah, I got shorties from Davos, and I'll
be tracking this as we go along.
I understand they wanted Trump.
Trump didn't show up.
He didn't want to go.
He did a video thing.
In fact, a lot of the big shots
that normally go to Davos didn't go, and
it kind of freaked out Klaus.
Well, the spell is broken.
This is the thing.
Every spell has been broken.
All the things that these elites would say,
that the senators would say in questioning, it's
now just become a joke.
Some spell has been broken.
And I will tease the end of show
mix because it starts with some of the
during the spell moments during Trump's first administration
freak outs that were going on with the
mainstream.
It's very interesting to hear that, isn't it?
Yes.
So I think Trump just delivered a speech
to Davos.
He did it via Zoom.
Maybe it was Microsoft Teams.
I don't know.
Anyway, long keynote by Queen Ursula.
I pulled 54 seconds.
The sobering reality is that we are once
again competing more intensely across countries than we
have in several decades.
And this makes the theme of this year's
Davos meeting even more relevant.
Rebuilding trust.
This is not.
There it is.
The spell is broken.
No one trusts you anymore.
It's over.
It truly is.
Oh, there's something that's happened.
Some cosmic shift and people just like, whatever,
Queen Ursula, whatever.
Rebuilding trust.
Yes.
This is not a time for conflicts or
polarization.
This is a time to build trust.
This is a time to drive global collaboration
more than ever before.
Sure.
This requires immediate and structural responses to match
the size of the global challenges.
I believe it can be done.
And I believe that Europe can and must
take the lead in shaping that global response.
So, of course, there was the typical whining
and moaning about climate change.
And now, of course, climate change and AI
go hand in hand.
Here's the Secretary General of the United Nations,
Antonio Guterres.
Now, these two issues, climate and AI, are
exhaustively discussed by governments, by the media and
by leaders here in Davos.
And yet, we have not yet an effective
global strategy to deal with either.
No, no.
And the reason is simple.
Geopolitical divides are preventing us from coming together
around global solutions for global challenges.
Nobody wants your globalism.
It's interesting to listen to that because what
he's actually saying is all these challenges and
the only reason we can't solve these problems
is because we don't have one world government
with a dictator at the top.
That's what he just said.
And Trump, one of his executive, President Trump,
we should say, one of his executive orders
was no, no to this global tax.
No, we're not participating in it.
We won't have any part of it, which
I'm sure is a blow to the Davos
people.
And of course, little Licky Boy shows up
when it comes to AI.
So, we'd be paying a global tax.
Well, they've been planning that for a while
now.
That probably would have been the topic of
discussion if it was Kamala Harris was our
president.
Well, global tax time, everybody.
It's a good idea.
Oh, yeah.
To tax everybody for AI and climate change.
No.
So, Licky Boy shows up when it comes
to AI.
Sam Altman trying to smooth things over.
Don't be too worried about AI.
This guy is the vocal fry master.
Humans really care about what other humans think.
That seems very deeply wired into us.
So, Chess was one of the first victims
of AI, right?
John, did you know Chess was one of
the first victims of AI, right?
It was one of the first victims of
AI, right?
Kasparov, whenever that was a long time ago.
And all of the commentators said, this is
the end of Chess.
Now that a computer can beat the human,
no one's going to bother to watch Chess
again, ever.
It's over.
Or play Chess again.
Chess has, I think, never been more popular
than it is right now.
And if you cheat with AI, that's a
big deal.
And no one or almost no one watches
two AIs play each other.
We're very interested in what humans do.
When I read a book that I love,
the first thing I do when I finish
is I want to know everything about the
author's life.
That's what I do, too.
The minute I finish a book, I want
to read everything about the author's life.
Do you have time for work, Sam Altman?
I mean, you must be so busy researching
author's lives.
Wow.
Well, what he means by that is he
looks him up on Wikipedia.
Exactly.
No, he just says, hello, Chad GPG.
Tell me about this author's life.
And I want to feel some connection to
that person.
Oh, yeah.
I want to feel connection.
Why?
I don't know.
Why?
Just let the licky boy talk.
Feel some connection to that person that made
this thing that resonated with me.
Humans know what other humans want very well.
Humans are also very interested in other people.
I think humans are going to we're going
to have better tools.
We've had better tools before, but we're still
like very focused on each other.
Whatever.
That was the crux of his speech.
Now, the big one came in the form.
That was the crux of his speech that
people like people.
Yes, people, they like people.
Yeah, I expected Barbra Streisand to walk out.
Hello, Sam.
This was the big one at Davos.
This is the big this is this what
everyone's focused on.
They even made a commercial kind of infotainment
value tainment piece for it.
Misinformation is the biggest short term risk to
the world.
Misinformation and disinformation will be the top risk
to countries around the world.
Over the next two years, the world.
Yes, really.
Not fires, not earthquakes, not storms, not even
climate change.
No, the biggest risk is misinformation and disinformation
about climate change.
It tops everything.
The people, the spell has been broken.
They realize now that they no longer have.
This is your theme for the show, by
the way.
I caught it.
OK, the spell has been broken.
They no longer the elite messaging system no
longer works.
And they're realizing it.
So the only thing they can do is
attack everything else, saying you don't want to
risk being miss or disinformed by any other
media than the ones we approve of.
This is the message that you will hear
in this communique around the world over the
next two years.
The World Economic Forum has revealed in its
annual global risk report.
The WEF surveyed hundreds of experts worldwide and
found that false and misleading content is seriously
harming the geopolitical environment in a number of
ways.
It enables foreign entities to affect voter intentions.
Foreign entities are affecting their intentions.
People, people are voting wrong.
They're voting wrong because of this foreign entity.
By the way, before this clip even finishes,
I'm going to give a clip of the
day.
Well, that is just fantastic.
I can tell.
So stupid.
They just take the public for a bunch
of idiots.
But please continue this clip.
Yes, that that is correct.
And they are telling them that they're idiots
because they're getting the wrong information in a
number of ways.
It enables foreign entities to affect voter intentions.
It can sow doubt among the public about
what is happening in conflict zones.
And it can be used to tarnish the
image of products or services from another country.
Oh, it tarnishes products and services from another
country.
If you say, you know, those Peugeot cars,
they suck.
Oh, you're tarnishing.
It's misinformation.
High fructose corn syrup.
It sucks.
A number of countries in Europe ranked misinformation
as one of its top five risks, according
to the WF.
These include the Czech Republic, Germany, Ireland, the
Netherlands and Sweden.
Other European countries such as France, Greece, Italy,
Portugal, Spain and the UK also rank it
highly, often in the top 10.
It's becoming increasingly hard to know where to
turn for true information.
Oh, it's so hard to know where to
turn for true information.
According to the report.
Don't go to podcasts.
With political and societal polarization, skewing narratives and
distorting facts.
Respondents in high income countries are generally more
likely to express concern about the risk of
misinformation over the next two years than respondents
in lower income countries, according to the report.
Although there are some exceptions, people worried about
disinformation also often highlight societal polarization as one
of the most severe risks in the same
time frame.
Don't argue with each other about topics.
Just all agree with what we say.
With poor quality content and lack of trust
in information sources, continuing to present a threat
to societies.
Experts have repeatedly said that the best way
to protect yourself from misinformation is to stick
to impartial, well-established news outlets, such as
news agencies, to keep on top of the
most accurate information.
Yeah, keep reading the news agencies.
The news agencies.
They're the ones you can trust.
The news agencies.
And so the Spanish prime minister, Pedro, Pedro
Sanchez, great DJ name, by the way.
So Pedro, who's a good looking guy.
Pedro's kind of a hottie.
Pedro stands up and he lays it all
out and he says, we cannot have this.
And here's the solution.
I propose putting an end to anonymity on
social media.
In our countries, no one can walk the
streets with a mask on their face or
drive a car without a license plate.
No one can send packages without showing an
ID or buy a hunting weapon without giving
their name.
And yet we are allowing people to roam
freely on social networks without linking their profiles
to a real identity.
This is paving the way for misinformation, hate
speech and cyber harassment.
Because it is facilitating the use of bots
and it is allowing people to act without
being held accountable for their actions.
Such an anomaly cannot continue.
In a democracy, citizens have the right to
privacy, not the not to anonymity or impunity.
Oh, that's interesting.
I didn't know that in a democracy, you
have the right to privacy, but not anonymity.
Is that true in a democracy?
That's horseshit, by the way, don't you?
When do you have to show an ID
to send a package?
That's exactly what he said.
Well, I don't know about Europe.
OK, what do you got here?
I'm going to send this package to Adam
from here.
OK, let me see your ID.
Let me see your ID.
When does that ever happen to the post
office or the UPS or any place?
But isn't the fundamental part of democracy is
voting anonymously?
Isn't I mean, isn't that anonymity?
You're right.
I would think that's a secret ballot.
Secret ballot, not to anonymity or impunity, because
with those two social coexistence would be impossible.
OK, social coexistence is out.
It's gone.
It's all over.
But.
Pedro has a solution.
I can already imagine.
I already know what it is.
Here we go.
Of course, you know what it is.
Impossible.
That is why I believe we must push
forward the principle of pseudonymity as the functioning
element of social media and force all these
platforms to link every user account to an
European digital identity wallet.
This way, citizens could use nicknames if they
want.
But in the case of a crime, public
authorities would be able to connect those nicknames
to real people and hold them responsible because
accountability is not an obstacle to freedom of
speech.
It is an essential complement to it.
It is an obstacle if you talk about
things like hate speech.
Yes, it's an obstacle.
So what's the you're on social media and
they want to link you to a crime
that you committed on social media, which can
only be hate speech on social media, like
in the UK, correct, where they're even threatening
to to extradite U.S. citizens for hate
speech in this country that has something to
do with the UK.
This is ridiculous.
Yes.
But the thing that I found interesting is
he said a European Union digital ID wallet.
Notice he added wallet.
Yeah, I think was a mistake.
Well, he's giving it away.
It may be just a language problem that
wallet to him might be, you know, just
he may just said wallet.
I mean, what?
OK, well, let's break this down.
If he if he meant to wallet, what
is that?
What's right?
Why use that word wallet?
Because they're going to roll out a European
digital ID slash wallet for your digital euro,
which Fifi Lagarde has been talking about for
a long time.
So you're saying it's not just a digital
ID.
It's a wallet, the futuristic version of a
smart card.
They're going to get your bank information, your
health information, every single thing that would normally
be in your wallet.
Yes.
Is now on this card.
Yes.
Walking around with you.
So if somebody wants to steal your identity,
they're better off stealing the card.
Yes.
Yes, I'm also given besides your identity.
It gives them some cash.
Well, only if they have the biometric keys
to get in.
I'm sure it will be very safe.
Oh, yeah.
No one's ever hacked such a thing.
It will be very, very because hackers are
too stupid.
Yeah.
To be able to crack these things left
and right.
It's Europe, man.
Like let them stew in their own juice.
We've warned them enough on this show.
And if people are not going to do
anything about it.
We obviously have not warned anybody enough about
anything.
That's true.
There were a couple more things related to
Davos.
The foreign minister.
Oh, no, the high representative of foreign affairs
for the European Union, Carlos.
She had a high representative.
Very.
She's super high.
She's very high.
That's true.
That's her honorific.
Amen.
She had a great little slogan on how
to prevent war.
And it rhymes to the European Union needs
to boost its defense spending to prepare for
the worst and be able to defend itself
alone if needed.
According to the bloc's top diplomat, Kaya Callas.
She said EU member states spent a collective
average of 1.9% of their GDP
on defense, while Russia was spending 9%.
There should be no doubt in any of
our minds that we need.
We need to spend more to prevent war.
It's a bumper sticker.
Spend more to prevent war.
That's the best.
I want a T-shirt with that.
That's good.
I want a T-shirt.
I don't even know that she knows that
it rhymes.
Spend more, prevent war.
But we also need to prepare for war.
We need to improve our capability.
Get ready for war.
This is unbelievable.
Hold on a second.
We're looking.
This is the thing about Europe.
These assholes want to be in war all
the time.
And they're just basically drumming up.
They're working themselves up.
I mean, we've done a pretty good job.
I think the United States of keeping them
from doing this.
But we can't do it forever.
The dam's going to break.
We might as well just get out of
NATO.
Stop giving money to the Ukraine.
They can let these assholes go shoot them
each other.
I think you've said quite clearly what you
think of that.
I think she's on the other side of
our boy, Mark Rutte.
You know, we have to spend much more
than 5% on our military.
And we must spend that with American defense
companies.
Because we want America in here.
And she's doing the opposite.
Remember, he said, if you don't want to
do it, you can start your own military
defense.
Which is what they're going to do anyway.
We can expect to get some sales for
a while.
And then it's going to go to the
European defense contractors.
Airbus.
Well, Airbus and Saab and all these other
operations.
There's a bunch of them.
There's more than a few.
And they can crank it up in Germany
if they want to.
They can really militarize quick.
If Germany wants to even stay in NATO,
there's talk about that.
NATO's out the window, let's face it.
NATO's going to fall apart.
Not tomorrow.
But it's going to fall apart because it's
stupid.
And it's going to fall apart.
The Russians know what's going to happen.
They're going to get attacked once again.
They get attacked every so often for whatever
reason.
And it's going to be a mess.
I continue.
20 more seconds.
We need to improve our capabilities.
We need our defense industry to produce what
we need.
We must prepare for the worst.
Over the next decade.
Gosh, it sounds like a kindergartner, you know,
doing a book report.
We must prepare.
We must prepare for the worst.
Over the next decade, Calais said the EU
will need at least 500 billion euro to
remain competitive in defense.
But so far, only about 13 billion euro
has been earmarked in the EU's long-term
budget from 2021 to 2027.
Pony up, citizens.
Pony up.
Got to get to the trillion.
See, this is no good.
500 billion is nothing.
Now, we spend more than we do.
800 million in a year.
In a year.
800 billion a year.
In a year.
Yeah, we do 800 billion a year.
They can beat that.
Foam finger number one, baby.
So most of ours is waste, though, and
scams and drift.
Let's get back.
Yes, expensive toilet seats.
Let's get back to a climate.
Here is the EU high representative of climate,
the climate chief.
Another high person?
Oh, he's very high.
This guy is a Dutchman.
I didn't, I thought it was the climate
pope, Frans Timmermans, but I guess he's no
longer the guy.
Now it's Woopke.
Woopke Hekstra.
What a great name.
Woopke.
W-O-E-P-K-E.
Woopke.
Hey, Woopke, what are you doing?
Hey, Woopke.
And he has the Dutch accent, but it's
better.
I mean, well, listen, it's short.
Well, first and foremost, we will continue to
engage with our American friends and partners across
domains, in the domain of geopolitics, in the
domain of trade, but also in the domain
of climate action.
But also this will require more assertiveness, more
diplomacy from Europe across the globe.
And of course, when there is a vacuum,
others will fill it.
And that holds good for us.
But I'm sure the Chinese, the Indians and
others will play their part as well.
So what we will do is a couple
of things in the years to come.
You know, we will continue to double down
on renewables, on grid capacity, on battery capacity.
That is one.
Secondly, we're going to be very, very clear
on making sure we enhance our autonomy and
decrease our dependencies.
Yeah, good.
Go for it.
It's truly insane.
And the European people are just sitting by
going, oh, OK, whatever.
Is TikTok back yet?
It's like, yeah, it's all good.
In Davos, CNBC has their out...
This is...
They've been doing this for as long as
we've been doing this show.
Oh, yes, longer.
Longer.
They sit outside in the snow for the
beautiful backdrop of Davos.
And everyone has their winter coats on and
they make the CEO sit outside in the
cold, in the snow and talk and talk
about stuff.
And the saddest, the saddest guy, I don't
even know why he went, was such a
Nadella of Microsoft, who clearly is getting screwed
on the Stargate deal.
You know, because Altman was there saying, oh,
yeah, I'm a part of this.
Yeah.
Larry Ellison.
It's all good.
And here's that little short dude.
Make him stand on the stool because he's
paying for it.
Oh, yeah, it's all great.
So, of course, they have to ask him,
like, well, are you screwed?
President Trump announcing a new joint venture yesterday
called Stargate to build and grow AI infrastructure
in the U.S. OpenAI, SoftBank and Oracle
plan to commit $100 billion to start, potentially
up to $500 billion over four years.
Microsoft listed as one of the partners to
the new venture.
Joining us now for an exclusive interview is
Satya Nadella, chairman and CEO of Microsoft.
Good morning to you.
Thank you so much.
And it's so good to talk to you
in the midst of all of this because
we're all trying to understand it and what
it means, whether it's possible to get to
$500 billion and what it means specifically, I
think, for your partnership with OpenAI, given that
they had been using Azure exclusively and now
obviously are going to be on other platforms
as well.
Yeah, first of all, anytime a company that
you've sponsored and were essentially a seed investor
in raises money from others, it's a good
day, a good day for OpenAI and a
good day for Microsoft and our investors.
Look, our partnership continues.
Our partner, whenever Silicon Valley guys talk like
that, well, our partnership continues.
That means you've been cut out of the
deal.
You're screwed.
Pretty much.
He's totally screwed.
Am I right?
Valley speak.
No, our partnership is strong.
It's good.
Our investors.
Look, our partnership.
He keeps saying look.
Well, that's the giveaway.
Look.
Our investors.
Look, our partnership continues.
We'll be a tech partner to Stargate.
But more importantly.
They'll be a tech partner to Stargate.
You put that on page 35 of your
deck.
Yes, we're a tech partner to Stargate.
I've written so many of those decks.
We have a partnership, which means we had
coffee with them.
Our strategic partner is the other one.
That's better.
Strategic partnership.
OpenAI.
You talked about exclusivity.
OpenAI APIs are exclusive to Azure going forward
even.
So nothing changes there.
IP access to Microsoft continues.
And in fact, because of this, there will
be more IP.
And so therefore, we will benefit.
And we have RevShare arrangements.
RevShare.
And also OpenAI committed to a significant, very
significant way to Azure consumption.
And so we're very thrilled about that as
well.
So all up, as far as I'm concerned,
this accelerates OpenAI's model work, which accelerates Microsoft's
ability to go to market with those models
and really grow our business.
Yes, we're going to grow the business.
Whatever you do, end with, we're going to
grow the business.
It's great.
Invest now while stocks last.
We're going to grow the business.
I do have to just stop here by
the Stargate stuff, because this was super interesting,
because Trump is doing everything live now.
It's like, we'll do it live.
Bring them on in.
So here's the Deutsche Welle report of, which
is quite funny, of the Stargate announcement.
Together, these world-leading technology giants are announcing
the formation of Stargate.
So put that name down in your books,
because I think you're going to hear a
lot about it in the future.
A new American company that will invest $500
billion, at least, in AI infrastructure in the
United States, very quickly, moving very rapidly, creating
over 100,000 American jobs almost immediately.
$500 billion of investment.
That's a huge number.
What do you think we can expect from
these investments?
So it's $500 billion total, but $100 billion
in the next year.
And these three players, really what we know
about this is that it's going to be
data centers.
But let's break down these companies a little
bit.
OpenAI, that's a company that some folks might
have heard of already.
They're responsible for ChatGPT, this generative artificial intelligence
product.
Folks might have used this, in fact, to
help maybe plan vacations or meal plans, that
kind of a thing.
It's very user-friendly.
I plan my vacation with it.
You say meal plans?
Meal planner.
Meal planner, really?
Wow, we've really come a long way.
That's the extent of OpenAI.
And that's true.
Meal plans.
It's true.
That's what it's good for, meal planning.
I love it.
Generative artificial intelligence.
I don't even see it being good for
meal planning.
You should try it sometime.
I bet it's great for meal planning.
What is meal planning?
Let's start with that premise.
What is it?
Let's ask ChatGPT.
What's meal planning?
I've got a family of three, and I
need a meal plan for tonight.
OpenAI, give me a meal plan.
What's it going to tell me?
I have a family of three, give me
a meal plan for tonight.
Okay, I'm doing it on the fly, baby.
Here we go.
OpenAI, ChatGPT says, gotcha.
Here's a simple balance.
No, it didn't.
It does.
Exclamation mark.
Gotcha.
Here's a simple balance and delicious meal plan
for your family of three.
Main dish.
You nailed it.
Lemon garlic chicken thighs.
Very nice.
Side dish one, garlic mashed potatoes.
Side dish two, steamed broccoli with olive oil
and lemon.
And an optional dessert, chocolate mug cakes.
And it's really in on the lemon because
for a drink, it says water with a
slice of lemon.
They're really into lemon, this ChatGPT outfit.
No kidding, and garlic.
Yeah, lemon and garlic.
All right, we continue.
This generative artificial intelligence product.
Folks might have used this, in fact, to
help maybe plan vacations or meal plans, that
kind of a thing.
It's very user-friendly.
Oracle is a massive software maker.
In 2020, they were the third largest software
company in the world.
And they're also really known for data science.
Wait, wait, stop.
Who is this chatterbox?
She's the business expert that they bring in.
You know, here's our business correspondent.
But wait, wait until you hear how much
she knows about Oracle.
And they're also really known for data centers.
And both of those companies are based out
of the United States.
But SoftBank is a Japanese company, but they've
got some very deep pockets.
And they're known for investing in artificial intelligence
companies, software companies, and also automation companies.
So those are the players that we have
right now.
And really, this is about data centers.
Joe Ellison, the Joe Ellison.
What?
She's the expert and she calls him Joe
Ellison?
From now on, Larry Ellison will be known
to the No Agenda Nation as Joe Ellison.
This is the kind of reporting that we
get from these people.
Joe Ellison.
It's the best.
Come on.
This is great.
Joe Ellison, man.
It's fantastic.
He's not even running the company anymore.
He's the chairman.
But Joe Ellison is the guy.
And before I get to Joe Ellison, I
should play this because, uh-oh, uh-oh,
uh-oh.
Trouble on the home front.
President Trump announced yesterday a $500 billion investment
in AI.
Then last night, Elon Musk publicly criticized it,
saying that they didn't have the money.
What's that all about?
So when I cover Trump- Hold on
a second.
I didn't realize that's Anderson Cooper.
Yes.
But I didn't realize how he sounds a
lot, except for the fact that he stammers,
he sounds almost identical to Jake Tapper, if
you listen to him.
I think he's pretty distinctive.
I mean- I don't know.
I think there's a Jake Tapper element to
his voice.
It's Emilio, John.
Emilio.
Ah, that's exactly what it is.
President Trump announced yesterday- There he does
sound a bit like Jake.
I agree.
I'll agree with you.
But let's not get hung up on it.
$500 billion investment in AI.
Then last night, Elon Musk publicly criticized it,
saying that they didn't have the money.
What's that all about?
So when I covered Trump in his first
administration, there was this huge announcement around Foxconn.
They were going to build this electrics factory
in Wisconsin.
It's this Taiwanese maker.
And there was all this publicity around it.
It was a big White House push.
They encouraged reporters to talk about it.
And then it never ended up materializing, certainly
not in the way that it was touted.
It did not create anywhere near as many
jobs as they said initially.
And so when this came out yesterday, and
Trump was in the Roosevelt Room making this
announcement, I reminded people that this did happen
before.
And with these announcements, you kind of have
to wait and see what happens before you
go too far.
Now, on this one, we don't know.
This is a data center that they're creating,
hoping to kind of expand infrastructure in the
- A data center, OK.
United States, when it comes to artificial intelligence.
Because people like Sam Altman, who was standing
next to Trump in the room yesterday, have
warned we're way behind China when it comes
to the AI race.
But Elon Musk is pouring cold water on
this idea that this is a $500 billion
investment.
Initially, it's supposed to be $100 billion and
then get up to $500 billion.
Elon Musk is claiming that this company doesn't
even have $10 billion behind this to do
this.
Now, Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI, is
disagreeing.
Shut him up.
They are basically in legal warfare.
That's important context here between Elon Musk and
Sam Altman.
They're suing each other.
Or Elon Musk is suing them.
And so it is important to remember there's
tension here.
But really, the story of this is Elon
Musk is undercutting Donald Trump on one of
the biggest announcements he made on his first
full day in office.
And it raises that question we've been talking
about, which is, what does this look like
when someone who is not afraid to voice
his opinion, neither of them are, when those
conflict and what this ultimately looks like?
But the White House is saying that people
should take Trump's word for it, not Elon's.
So, you know, Elon, shut up, man.
Shut up.
This is good for America.
100,000 jobs.
He's probably more right than wrong.
No, he's totally, I'm sure he's completely right.
He's probably even exaggerating a 10 billion.
He says there's no money.
He says this is bull crap.
And I believe that's to be true.
But yeah, Trump's trying to do one thing.
This is, I think, however, this even got
to become an issue, I think has something
to do with the Bannon thing.
Bannon is still upset about, he hates Elon.
Because he usurped him in the position of
being Trump's buddy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Good point.
We haven't talked about this.
He predicted that Elon would be gone.
He's going to be gone before the inauguration.
Well, he's not gone.
No, but this is a crack in the
armor.
This is not good.
It's not good.
And I will say that.
Well, I don't know if it's not good
or not.
Maybe Trump is being led down to primrose
path by these other bullshit.
Oh, totally.
He's completely bought into AI.
And he's been told that we need more
energy.
So that's something he can understand.
What, you need more energy?
I'm going to make more energy.
That he has down.
But will it?
I mean, you probably did hear about China's
DeepSeek.
Did you hear about this?
No, you got me there.
Yeah.
So the Chinese DeepSeek have released an open
source model, which I love this.
This whole open source thing started with Meta
when they released the Lama model, which is
really ruining the business model for these magicians
like Altman.
And their model matches or exceeds OpenAI's latest
model 01 on various benchmarks, whatever that means,
but their costs.
Whatever that means.
But yeah, menu planning.
But they charge only 3% of the
price that it takes to train an OpenAI
model.
And that was quite a story on CNBC.
I don't know if it's true, but that
is something that we need to keep in
the back of our mind.
But really, none of this is about menu
planning.
It's not about planning your vacation.
Larry Ellison, I'm sorry, Joe Ellison told us
quite clearly what this is going to do.
Once we gene sequence, once we gene sequence
that cancer tumor, you can then vaccinate the
person, design a vaccine for every individual person
to vaccinate them against that cancer.
And you can make that vaccine, that mRNA
vaccine, you can make that robotically again using
AI in about 48 hours.
So imagine early cancer detection, the development of
a cancer vaccine for your particular cancer aimed
at you, and have that vaccine available in
48 hours.
This is the promise of AI and the
promise of the future.
So I'm listening to this.
I'm like, so you're making an mRNA?
Are they, do you think that they're planning
on creating an mRNA shot that reverses the
previous mRNA damage that has been done, tailored
to each individual?
I really don't think so.
But McCullough this morning sent out a, one
of his courageous discourse substack column, sent out
a discussion about this particular bullshit.
And the thing is that, and he talked
about how, why it won't work, mainly because
it doesn't take into account all kinds of
stuff.
But the thing that disappointed me about McCullough's
thing and this report and everybody else that
talks about this is that we have redefined
what a vaccine is to some malarkey, but
this is, when you listen to the description
of what this is supposed to do, this
is a therapy.
A therapy is not a vaccine.
A vaccine is to prevent cancer in the
first place.
This is a therapy.
Nobody uses the word therapy.
No, because they changed the meaning of the
word vaccine during COVID.
But the new meaning is bull crap.
The new meaning is just something you get
with a needle.
Yeah, the boom.
A B12 shot.
Is a vaccine.
Yes.
Taking blood.
It's a reverse vaccine.
Good news though.
I think Larry's off his rocker when it
comes to, or Joe, I'm sorry, Joe.
Joe's off his rocker when it comes to
this.
And this whole thing, just pie in the
sky stuff sounds interesting.
It's going to go nowhere.
It's going to cost a lot of taxpayer
money.
Well, no, it's supposed to be Masa's son's
money.
Not at all.
Yeah, sure.
This guy hasn't put money into anything.
He's really good at talking a big game
and doing nothing.
He put a lot of money into WeWork.
That was a good one.
Remember that?
You know, yeah, he did, but it was,
you know, he's, he leverages to an extreme.
You know, I don't think that they really,
he's not a risk taker in the, in
the sense that he makes himself out, makes
himself look to be.
I'm with you there.
There wasn't by any means.
There was some really good news that came
out for a number of our producers who
will love hearing this effective January 22nd, 2025.
Yesterday, UCSIS waives any and all requirements that
applicants for adjustment of status.
So if you want to come into the
United States legally, if you've married an American
citizen to that of a lawful permanent resident
present documentation on the form I-693 report
of immigration, medical examination, vaccination record that they
received the COVID-19 vaccination.
USCIS will not issue any requests for evidence
or notice of intent to deny relating to
providing a COVID-19 vaccination.
So that is no longer an issue.
That was a big one.
That was a huge one.
And that, that just floated under the wire.
We had a number of people that are
producers of this show that have this problem.
Yes.
That's why I'm very happy to report it
to them.
It's great news because that was a big
problem.
Everybody can kind of show that you had
your, your polio and your smallpox.
Most people who want to come in, but
they, they didn't want the, the COVID shot.
You get the counterfeit documents and make it
work.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's easy.
But then at the end, at the end
of this briefing, the president takes questions as
he's known to do.
And this was fantastic.
He's negotiating a deal on live TV.
Are you open to Elon buying TikTok?
I would be if he wanted to buy
it.
I'd like Larry to buy it too.
I have the right to make a deal.
I'd like Larry to, Joe, his name is
Joe.
So the deal I'm thinking about- Larry
Ellison?
Yeah.
Who's standing right there.
He's talking about Larry Ellison, not Larry Page.
He's standing right there.
Larry Moe and Curly.
He looks right at Joe Ellison and says,
Larry, I'm sure Larry Ellison is there.
Yeah.
This is at the end of this announcement.
This was the, he's just taking questions off
the cuff.
I'd like Larry to buy it.
He points it.
Oh, that's interesting.
Oh, wait, wait.
I have the right to make a deal.
So the deal I'm thinking about, Larry, let's
negotiate in front of the media.
I'm not putting you on the spot or
anything, Larry.
The deal I think is this, and I've
met with owners of TikTok, the big owners.
It's worthless if it doesn't get a permit.
It's not like, oh, you can take the
US.
The whole thing is worthless.
With a permit, it's worth like a trillion
dollars.
Okay.
That may be, that may be, this is
a Mar-a-Lago type valuation of TikTok.
Do you think it's worth a trillion dollars?
We're in trouble in New York already.
A trillion dollars.
That seems like a lot, but we'll stick
with the president and his thinking.
So what I'm thinking about saying to somebody
is buy it and give half to the
United States of America, half, and we'll give
you the permit.
Yeah.
And they'll have a great partner, the United
States.
Exactly.
This is, I love it.
President Trump is negotiating on our behalf.
He wants to get 500 billion.
I think it's interesting the numbers all match
up here, but 500 billion from whoever buys
TikTok.
This is a good deal.
And they'll have something that's actually more valuable
because they have the ultimate partner.
And the United States will make it very
worthwhile for them in terms of the permits
and everything else.
But so think of it.
You have an asset that has no value
or has a trillion dollar value.
It all depends on whether or not the
United States gives the permit.
So what I'm saying is let the United
States give the permit and the United States
should get half.
Now, wait for it.
Sounds reasonable.
What do you think?
Sounds like a good deal to me, Mr.
President.
Yeah, he can afford it, too.
So Larry Ellison says, sounds like a good
deal to me, Mr. President.
Let me get my checkbook.
Sounds like a banger of a deal, Mr.
President.
Wow.
Four more years, John.
Nothing can outstrip what we're about to witness
in the next four years.
It's just phenomenal.
I'm excited.
I'm fired up.
Yeah, I can tell.
I'm fired up by all of this.
This is great.
Well, it's definitely funny.
Oh, well, that's what I mean.
It's like we got the news is so
flustered.
They're calling Larry Joe.
I mean, this is this is good stuff.
You got Satya Nadella going humming a humming
in the snow.
This is this.
You can't write this.
You just can't write this.
This next executive order, I thought, was fascinating
from a legal standpoint.
And I read into the documents and I'm,
of course, going to get counsel or no
agenda counsel, constitutional lawyer Rob to weigh in.
I think Trump has an interesting angle here.
This next order relates to the definition of
birthright citizenship.
And with one signature, President Donald Trump sought
to take away a key part of the
14th Amendment birthright citizenship.
But before the ink even dried, the American
Civil Liberties Union had filed a lawsuit.
People that are born here in the United
States are entitled to U.S. citizenship.
And so President Trump cannot unilaterally end birthright
citizenship.
More than 20 states have also filed suit
against the executive order, including New Jersey.
Our broad coalition of states is standing up
for the president and defending the rule of
law.
Birthright citizenship guarantees any person born on U
.S. soil is a U.S. citizen.
It's part of the 14th Amendment added to
the Constitution after the Civil War.
That was meant to extend and did extend
citizenship to formerly enslaved people.
Swarthmore College political science professor Emerita Carol Nackenoff
wrote American by Birth, a book about the
Supreme Court case that established automatic citizenship for
people born in the U.S. Trump's executive
order, though, is new territory.
I don't believe any president has tried to
alter birthright citizenship through an executive order.
Since Trump's election, immigration advocacy groups in Pennsylvania
have protested, anticipating the new administration's actions.
It's really important that state and local officials
reject any state agency action that would restrict
the issuance of birth certificates.
As the issue now heads to the courts,
Nackenoff is already analyzing the type of impact
that could go down in history.
It certainly makes the U.S. look far
less welcoming.
Yeah.
So first of note is that this will
not affect previous persons who were born in
the United States?
No, it can't because that'd be ex post
facto.
You can't do that by the Constitution.
Exactly.
So it's 30 days from the signing of
the executive order.
But I think he has a point.
As you look at Section 1 of the
14th Amendment, all persons born or naturalized in
the United States and subject to the jurisdiction
thereof are citizens of the United States.
And so what the executive order, it's not
changing anything.
It's an interpretation, which is incorrect from this
report.
So I'll just read this one paragraph from
the executive order.
But the 14th Amendment has never been interpreted
to extend citizenship universally to everyone born within
the United States.
The 14th Amendment has always excluded from birthright
citizenship persons who were born in the United
States but not, quote, subject to the jurisdiction
thereof.
Consistent with this understanding, the Congress has further
specified through legislation that, quote, a person born
in the United States and subject to the
jurisdiction thereof is a national and citizen of
the United States at birth, generally mirroring the
14th Amendment's text.
So what he's saying is if your parents
were here and they were here illegally, they
were technically not subject to the jurisdiction of
the United States.
That is the point of contention, because what's
happened so far...
Of course it is.
What's happened so far is, for example, diplomats
come over, they have a baby, but they're
not subject to the jurisdiction of the United
States.
Well, there's a carve-out for diplomats.
They get to park anywhere they want to.
They're not subject to parking laws.
That's because they're not subject to our laws,
period.
I'm not arguing with you.
Deputy Minister, the illegal aliens, I'm taking this
side of the argument.
I have another look at this.
The illegal aliens are subject to the jurisdiction
because they get arrested, they get thrown in
jail, they get treated like Americans.
I haven't seen any evidence to the contrary
of that.
So they can make that argument, and that's
the argument they're gonna make.
But the problem is what they're hoping for
is this goes to the Supreme Court, and
they're hoping to God that the originalists that
are on the Supreme Court, and there's a
couple of them, not quite to the level
that they used to have, but there's a
couple of them, and they look back at
the arguments that created this law, and the
guys who put the law together specifically said
it was only for the slaves.
Yeah.
So then they should use that argument.
Well, that's what's gonna happen.
They're gonna go back and forth on this,
and they won't do it.
They haven't got the Supreme Court, the current
Supreme Court with all the conservatives, nonetheless, including
Amy Coney Barrett.
They don't have the guts to do it.
They won't do it.
This is not gonna work, and it's gonna
get thrown back, and we're gonna be stuck
with this.
We're the only country in the Western Hemisphere
that does this, by the way.
If you're born in any other country, this
doesn't happen, but it happens here.
That apparently is not true.
I thought that too, but it turns out
that's about...
Name one country.
Well, I had a report, and I didn't...
You don't have to.
Just go to ChadGPT and ask.
Okay.
Which countries allow birthright citizenship?
I think there's about 30 countries that allow
it.
Also known as Jusoli, the right of soil.
Canada, Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica,
Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay,
Peru, Uruguay, Venezuela.
Somebody's misleading us.
Yes.
France also, if at least one parent is
a resident or the child resides in France
for a certain period.
Well, that's just one parent.
That makes sense.
That's different.
Pakistan, children of diplomats are allowed, as we
discussed earlier.
And the ones who have abolished it are
the United Kingdom and India.
So I only know this because I heard
a report, which I didn't clip because I
didn't think it would come up.
So we may not be the only ones
to do it, but we are the only
ones who wrote this specifically for slavery.
I'm sorry, formerly enslaved persons.
Yeah.
I found that usage quite odd too.
Oh, it's so annoying.
It's so annoying.
Formerly enslaved.
Yeah.
They were slaves.
Yeah.
But I think probably the most interesting set
of executive orders, which have just caused a
tidal wave of emotions everywhere.
I have, I have clips on this one.
Okay.
Well, are we talking about DEI?
I guess we are, right?
Oh, no, not DEI.
I'm talking about transgender, two sexes.
Well, that's, but that's all a part of
it.
That's all.
Well, no, but it's a separate executive order.
Well, let's do that first.
Then you play some clips.
I want to hear.
Well, I was just going to say that
one of the executive orders is that, and
I think this was a setup.
I think it's a honey trap.
I have this thesis that the Republicans are
going to try to keep this issue in
the public eye.
Ah, to keep the Democrats talking about it.
To keep the Democrats all jacked up about
transsexual, the trans Maoist stuff that we've been
talking about on this show forever.
Because it hurts them in the elections.
This is the Achilles heel of the Democrat
party, much the same way as it used
to be abortion for the Republican party.
And it's still is to some extent.
And by the way, Mike Pence has put
together an organization to stop the confirmation of
Kennedy because of his liberal policies, his liberal
attitude.
It's just his attitude about abortion and right
to life compared to putting it to his
balances.
Not in keeping with what Pence wants.
Pence was a terrible person, terrible vice president.
I don't like the guy, never did.
Was there a specific, what is the exact,
I think the executive order you're referring to
is that the federal government will only recognize
two genders?
Yeah.
I don't think it's specifically said LGBTQ or
trans.
No, no, of course not.
It doesn't have to.
Okay.
All right.
I have some clips that I'm trying to,
actually, when I'm going to go through these
TikTok clips, I have way too many today.
Because here's what I heard.
I heard that, well, it really won't affect
anybody too much, except the big issue seems
to be that you cannot identify as your
gender of choice on your government documents, i
.e. passport.
I think it may still be allowed.
You're not listening to the right sources because
the thing that's going on is- I'm
not listening to the, I'm wrong.
I'm no good.
I'm listening to the wrong sources.
You're not hearing the people that make this
argument.
Oh, I'm non-binary.
It's all the non-binaries, by the way,
making the biggest fuss.
I'm non-binary, so if I leave the
country and I don't have my passport checked
properly, they won't let me back in the
country.
Okay.
So I am hearing the right argument, but
I didn't hear the lower level of what
it means, supposedly, to people.
Because you look like a girl and it
says, boy, and your passport, they're not going
to let you in.
Is that the idea?
That and among other things.
Let's listen to the- we got a
clip or two here.
Let's try this one.
This is talk anti-Trump trans lament.
Okay.
Please excuse my hair.
I just woke up.
Donald Trump was inaugurated at 12 and just
a few minutes ago, he has now claimed
that- Okay, stop the clip and start
it over.
She just woke up at noon.
So it's Monday or Tuesday?
Does she even know what day it is?
So you still have the clip on.
That's funny.
Please excuse my hair.
I just woke up.
Donald Trump was inaugurated at 12 and just
a few minutes ago, he has now claimed
that there will only be the male and
female gender that will be recognized in America.
This sets back everything that the trans community
has been working for.
And we have already not been recognized in
this country for centuries.
If we remember- That's your age.
10 years ago, we had just earned the
right to change our gender on our passports
and IDs.
Just because I want to identify as a
man does not mean I am trying to
hurt you.
In these next four years, you are going
to hear the most intense anti-trans propaganda
you have ever heard in your entire life.
And they're going to strewn in a way
that sounds extremely convincing because it will fear
monger.
It will fear monger everyone's insecurities.
Please talk to your neighbors, protect your trans
community, stay involved, and do not forget us
because history will try to erase us.
It's so sad that they don't understand that
you can actually, you can identify as a
banana if you want to.
No one in America cares about that.
And they spelled it out quite clearly in
the executive order that it will be based
upon sex.
Women or women or girls or girls should
meet an adult and juvenile human female, respectively,
men or man, boys or boy.
Female means a person belonging at conception to
the sex that produces the large reproductive cell.
Male means a person belonging at conception to
the sex that produces the small reproductive cell.
Man, Katonji Jackson-Brown should have been able
to say that when she was questioned about
it, but she didn't.
Okay.
No, she's too busy working on her Broadway
play.
Yeah.
Here's another one.
This is a non-binary person.
This one I have to describe because it's
so good.
This is the stateness clip.
This is, I believe, a genetic woman who
is now a man and she, he, it,
they, them, I don't know.
She never said her pronouns, so what am
I supposed to do?
She, he, it, them, they has gauged ears,
piercings, big buck teeth, which makes it even
somewhat weird, huge horned rimmed glasses, a lousy
beard that you'd see on a 12-year
-old kid who's trying to grow a beard,
and bald shaved bald head, and just looks
strange.
And this is the pitch.
Well, it's been rough.
It was not what I was expecting at
all, considering some of the rhetoric he has
said.
I thought we as a nation were smarter,
but I guess not.
To my transgender friends and, you know, the
people who it affects, as long as you
stay alive, they cannot say we don't exist.
Being a Satanist means rebelling against them because
they're wrong.
And as long as you draw a breath,
every breath you take is a rebellion.
Keep on fighting because you just have to.
Hail Satan, hail reason always.
That's the offensive part at the end.
I don't care what your buck teeth look
like.
Hail Satan.
Give me a break.
I'll return to that in a moment when
you're done with these things.
No, I don't really.
I mean, the other one I have is
kind of a pathetic clip that I have.
They're all pathetic.
And not even funny.
There's levels of pathos that come and go.
Yeah, it's sad.
It's a spectrum of pathos.
This is just a little shorty 17-second
clip on the trans kid's age where somebody's
being interviewed, some mom.
It's interesting to me that women seem to
be the promoters mostly of the trans movement
in their children, not the men.
And the men usually defend the born-as
sexuality, and the women are the ones, like
Megan Fox with her three transgender kids, three
boys-turned-girls, and then she makes public
commentary.
What are the chances?
She makes public commentary about she hates men,
and I think there might be some connection
between what's going on and hating men.
But listen to this little clip.
What age do you think most trans kids
determine that they're trans?
Violet told us when she was one and
a half.
She's been telling us since she could speak.
So she knew since birth.
God help these people.
That's just sad.
That's sad.
All right, since we did Satan, I'm going
to do this.
I'm going to balance the coverage.
Over the past eight years, I have been
tested and challenged more than any president in
our 250-year history, and I've learned a
lot along the way.
The journey to reclaim our republic has not
been an easy one, that I can tell
you.
Those who wish to stop our cause have
tried to take my freedom and, indeed, to
take my life.
Just a few months ago, in a beautiful
Pennsylvania field, an assassin's bullet ripped through my
ear.
But I felt then, and believe even more
so now, that my life was saved for
a reason.
I was saved by God to make America
great again.
Yeah, baby.
Everybody in the hill country was texting.
We all loved it.
It was fantastic.
But now I will balance the balance with
what happened at the prayer breakfast, which was
very odd.
A national prayer service is routine after an
American president is inaugurated.
Less routine, though, is for a bishop to
address the new leader directly and make an
appeal.
Was this the prayer breakfast?
I thought this was actually the church service.
No, the church service was before the inauguration.
We're talking about the crazy bishop with the
purple outfit.
Yes, that's the one.
Yes, so this was...
Oh, I thought this was at the church
service, per se.
No, no, no.
This was the day after.
And by the way, Joe Rogan was at
the church service, too.
Who was he now?
What did he think of this performance by
this woman?
I will...
And by the way...
He wasn't at this one.
He was at the service before the inauguration.
This came after the inauguration.
This is the next day.
This is the next day with this...
I thought it was at church because they're
all seated next to each other.
It doesn't look like a breakfast.
There's no tables.
Can you take my word for it?
Well, no.
I mean, I could...
The woman said it was a prayer breakfast,
too.
Prayer...
Yes.
Prayer service.
Yeah.
You get a little wafer.
That's breakfast.
Enjoy.
Whatever the case, I will say this.
This woman who gave this lecture, and this
is not even a sermon by any means...
Can we play the clip?
...went on the circuit.
She was on CNN and Rachel and The
View and everything afterwards.
This was a setup.
Okay, Sherlock.
Yes, it was a setup.
...is for a bishop to address the new
leader directly and make an appeal.
On Tuesday, Marianne Budd urged Donald Trump to
show mercy, specifically mentioning gay, lesbian and transgender
children who fear for their lives, as well
as immigrants who are not criminals but pay
taxes and are good neighbors.
I didn't actually hear any of those TikTok
clips of the kids saying that they feared
for their lives, so that may be a
bit specious.
I ask you to have mercy upon the
people in our country who are scared now.
Our God teaches us that we are to
be merciful to the stranger, for we will
all want strangers in this land.
The president did not appear happy during the
remarks.
We may not be citizens.
And when asked for a reaction later, he
was dismissal of the service.
Not too exciting, was it?
I did think it was a good service,
though.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, press.
They can do much better.
Later, on his Truth Social platform, the president
called Budd a radical left hardline Trump hater
and said she and the church owed the
public an apology.
The bishop's comments came after Trump on Monday
decreed that only two sexes, male and female,
but not transgender, would be recognized.
He also issued measures to suspend the arrival
of asylum seekers and expel migrants in the
country illegally.
Budd has criticized Trump in the past, including
in 2020, when police officers forcibly removed peaceful
racial justice protesters so that Trump could take
a photo outside a church holding a Bible.
Budd said she was horrified by his use
of the holy book for political purposes.
And meanwhile, what?
That was kind of...
So she goes on for political purposes and
gives a speech, but it's not OK for
him.
I encourage anyone who's interested to go look
at the Jamestown Compact, the Mayflower Compact.
We came to this country based upon the
Bible, the whole constitution, you know, the Declaration
of Independence.
God is mentioned four times.
It's all been forgotten.
But for this lady to come out and
do that, that was quite disgraceful.
It was just lame.
And then Trump doubles down later, which this
was kind of funny, I thought.
I always say tariffs is the most beautiful
word to me in the dictionary.
Then I was reprimanded by the fake news.
They said, what about love, religion and God?
I said, I agree.
Let's put God number one.
Let's put religion number two.
Love, I don't know.
I got to put that number three, I
guess, right?
And then it's tariff.
I mean, this is sacrilegious.
So it was hilarious.
So I do have one more gay related
thing.
This is an angry lesbian.
Oh, goodness.
But we've played these clips before about the
lesbians who hate the...
There's TERFs, which is a term that we've
seemed to have lost, which is the TERF.
What does it stand for again, TERF?
We both read the Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist.
There you go, TERF.
Yes, yes.
And so these are women that are lesbians,
specifically, that hate these trans women, which is
ironic in some funny way, because some of
them, it's just screwy.
But listen to this.
I guess yesterday or the day before was
Coming Out Day, one of these, you know...
Oh, I missed it.
Yeah, you did.
You could have come out, but you didn't.
No, no one asked me to help them
come out.
So here we go with Coming Out Day
and the irked lesbian.
Uh, where...
I don't see Coming Out Day.
It should be Talk Coming Out.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Talk, yes.
Apparently it's National Coming Out Day, so I
wanted to take this opportunity to encourage some
of you to go back into the closet.
Not everyone, not everyone, just you weird ones
who are ruining it for the rest of
us.
If you think Drag Queen Story Hour is
a good idea, back in the closet.
If you think transitioning minors is okay, back
in the closet.
If you think that teachers should have pride
flags in their classrooms, back in the closet.
And especially you guys who act out all
your weird stuff in public, get back in
the closet.
Just go.
Just get back in there.
Wow.
Yeah, I saw pictures.
There were two women standing outside the Capitol
who had a sign.
It's like, we're Trump voters.
We're lesbians, not stupid.
Yes, exactly.
Exactly.
Calm down, everybody.
But I think your point is well made,
that this is a honeypot.
It's important.
I think it's important that this definition was
at least put on paper.
I mean, it's an executive order, so it's
the policy of the US government.
It can be reversed eventually.
But to make it a honeypot, and which
worked.
I have to find clips of the bishop
going on all the shows and talking about
it.
I'm surprised you didn't get anything for me.
That would have been good.
I missed that.
I actually thought you'd get that.
Oh, no.
I completely missed it.
You did get the one bishop that'd be...
I completely missed it.
Yeah, she was on The View.
You can get that.
That was, I think, probably the day after.
I missed it.
And she was on CNN on a couple
of different shows.
Oh, she was on The View?
Oh, man.
Oh.
By remote, by the way, which is really
lame.
So let me run these couple DEI clips
here.
Because this is what really has...
I mean, I'm getting texts from all over.
People saying, oh my God, look at this.
Look at this thing that I've got where
we have to immediately remove any DEI programs,
which oddly are called DEIA.
I'm not sure what DEI is.
But that was DEI, yes, DEIA for...
What is that?
...sperming or something.
Oh.
And it was a joke that somebody made.
It should be D-E-I-A-A
-A.
And that way you lose your job, but
you get roadside service.
U.S. President Donald Trump has ordered federal
employees hired under so-called diversity, equity, and
inclusion programs to be placed on paid leave,
while the agencies that employ them draw up
plans for their firing.
This order meant to be fulfilled by 5
p.m. local time on Wednesday evening.
And after that deadline has passed, people were
encouraged to snitch on colleagues who had defied
orders and tried to disguise programs in government
agencies that were related to so-called DEI.
Well, this then is a dramatic escalation.
It was designed, these programs, the DEI programs,
to reverse years of systemic inequities and to
make the U.S. government look more like
the U.S. population.
But a U.S. government message sent to
the U.S. agencies says that the programs
have, quote, divided Americans by race, wasted taxpayer
dollars, and resulted in shameful discrimination.
Well, Donald Trump says that he wants to
scrap these programs to create a so-called
colorblind and merit-based society.
But some people have criticized Donald Trump's movement,
calling it just a smokescreen to fire civil
servants.
Well, not entirely true, because he specifically wrote
an executive order to the FAA, which is
a huge deal for all the flyboys I
know, especially the Navy guys, because they could
not get an airline job coming out of
the Navy with tremendous experience.
Now, if you're not gay or black, or
preferably both, or a woman, then you just
could not get a job.
They're all flying DHL and FedEx.
They just can't get any other job.
And President Trump specifically had an order for
the FAA, and he said, you know, you're
making our air travel dangerous.
Yeah, I agree with this.
Oh, of course.
Here's the CBS version.
President Trump's order to end diversity, equity, and
inclusion programs, or DEI, across government are now
having real world consequences for federal workers.
Get radical left, woke ideologies the hell out
of our military and out of our government.
In a memo first obtained by CBS News,
the administration directed federal agencies to place all
employees working in DEI roles on administrative leave
by 5 p.m. today.
Several federal workers in those programs told CBS
News today they were reluctant to share their
views publicly.
I spoke to some outstanding career public servants
this morning who are all terrified.
Jonathan Lovitz worked in DEI programs for the
Commerce Department in the Biden administration.
How might the average person at home, the
taxpayer, be impacted by these cuts?
By your plane falling out of the sky.
Programs like this are designed to make sure
every American is represented when we are making
policy in the federal government.
And now I'm so worried for so many
communities who are now going to lose a
voice at the table.
Just 34% of Americans in our CBS
News poll said Trump should end DEI programs,
but 64% of his supporters back the
move.
Trump is also encouraging the private sector to
eliminate diversity initiatives following McDonald's, Meta, and other
big companies that have already rolled them back.
Well, this is good because it's been so
annoying for so long.
I have the NPR version.
Oh, OK.
Hold on a second.
Trump, DEI, and hilarity.
As of right now, the White House Office
of Personnel Management has put all federal government
employees who work in diversity, equity, and inclusion
on administrative leave as President Trump moves to
get rid of DEI initiatives in the federal
government.
The OPM directed all DEI offices to be
shut down.
Pennsylvania Congressman Chris DiLuzio called out House Republicans
for focusing more on canceling DEI programs and
increasing corporate profits over the needs of Americans.
We're in the third week of the Republican
majority in the House and the Senate, this
Congress.
They've done nothing.
They cut him off there.
He was going to say something else.
Oh, yeah, I can't have that.
I'll play one clip which may come across
as very racist, but that's not the intent.
It is just to show what you get
with DEI hires.
The city of Philadelphia.
I'm sure you've heard the city.
You know, this was in my mind.
This was like the eclipse of the bishop.
I'm thinking, well, I wonder if Adam will.
I'm going to clip this.
This is the mayor of Philadelphia.
E-L-G-S-E-S, Eagles!
Let's go, birds!
Yes, everybody.
This was on every Fox News show.
It was everywhere.
Yes, everywhere.
This woman can't spell eagle.
She spells it E-S-L-E something
or other.
It was very unfortunate for her.
Very, very unfortunate.
Very unfortunate.
Racist.
Yes, I don't want to, but you know,
this was already building up with the Moe
prophecy where all of the black women who
were supposed to take Trump down failed, all
of them.
And I haven't really seen the blame yet
go that way, but I feel it's coming.
Yeah, I've heard this from him too, and
it's like, I think it's a very interesting
theory because there was a lot of black
women that was put in positions all over
the place.
And most of them were incompetent, corrupt, screw
-ups and everything in between.
They just couldn't do it.
And then you had the Letitia James and
the Fannie who couldn't, you know, get this
guy out of the sack.
And just one thing after another, it was
almost like it was set up to fail.
They haven't blamed it on them yet, but
I'm feeling an undercurrent.
Now, to another, this was in a way
a bad take.
Here, let's listen to this clip.
Just one day into his new administration, President
Trump and his family are already cashing in
on the crypto craze.
Are you going to be investing in Trump's
Trump coin?
Trump launched his own cryptocurrency Friday night.
Now it's worth an estimated $8 billion on
paper.
First Lady Melania Trump's new crypto coin debuted
Sunday, briefly topping $1 billion too.
They're called meme coins, a type of cryptocurrency
where you bet on a popular trend or
personality.
You buy the coin online.
Its value can dramatically go up or down.
Trump's own website cautioning it's not intended to
be an investment opportunity.
Cryptocurrency is a type of digital money that's
not backed or regulated by any government or
banks.
Ethics experts warn Trump's direct ownership of crypto
is unprecedented for a president.
We should not be willing to accept financial
conflicts of interest from our president, whether it's
in cryptocurrency, social media platforms or anything else.
The president in 2021 denounced cryptocurrencies.
Bitcoin just seems like a scam.
He has since accepted a flood of donations
from crypto companies who helped fund his re
-election campaign.
Trump also profits from a crypto venture called
World Liberty Financial he helped launch days before
the election.
It bought nearly $300 million in Bitcoin and
other coins Monday, just as Trump was getting
sworn in.
Bitcoin and crypto will skyrocket like never before.
Trump appointed a first ever crypto czar to
the White House, who now vows to take
a friendly approach toward regulation.
So Bitcoin has not skyrocketed to the moon
yet.
And I should point out that this meme
coin has $8 billion on paper.
I mean, this is it's really like it's
not $8 billion in his pocket.
No, it's on the open market.
It's just traded freely between people and somebody.
You may have somebody that doesn't that presumes
that there's $8 billion worth of buyers.
So they could say this is it's like
putting Trump on Trump's stakes.
It's really it's not an ICO.
It's a meme coin.
It's no better or worse than Doge.
It's just it's nonsense.
But a very bad take.
And I think it certainly hurt Bitcoin.
But the new guy he's putting in he
this is what the Bitcoin community is looking
at.
It's SAB 21.
The blockchain technology.
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is the Bank of America CEO.
The blockchain technology.
We've got a lot of patents on them.
Then there's a stable coin type of currency,
digital currency, and then there's the investment management
type of currency.
And I think the first one and the
second one, yes, that was hard.
What?
Why is the guy hyperventilating?
It's just how he sounds.
And I think the first one and the
second one, yes, the third one's hard because
it's really investment question and how it works.
The issue has been for the last 10
years is this has been talked about is
enabling legislation was never there for the main
people that participate.
So not only do we have issues with
supporting clients in the business, but we couldn't
really transact it because the AML and BSA
issues and all that stuff.
And also sort of where the money is
and who's holding it.
So I think if if you see enabling
legislation, I think you're going to see our
industry come at this hard.
It's just another form of payment backed by
dollars and treasuries and things like that.
So what he's talking about is staff accounting
bulletin, actually one twenty one, not twenty one,
one twenty one, which would allow banks to
put crypto assets, mainly Bitcoin, on their balance
sheets and not as a liability.
I think that's going to happen because then
they can get in the business of and
you heard it stable coins.
It's all it's all the same thing we've
talked about.
They want stable coins.
That's going to be the new American digital
dollar.
You can just count on it happening.
And Trump has not done anything yet in
that regard, but he did toss the Bitcoin
community a little bone.
For me on day one, I will commute
the sentence of Ross Ulbricht.
He's already served 11 years, we're going to
get him home.
That was then candidate Donald Trump making a
campaign promised at the Libertarian Party National Convention
to pardon Silk Road founder Ross Ulbricht.
In 2011, Ulbricht set up his website on
the dark web.
It was called Silk Road.
It became a hub for people to sell
lots of things, among them drugs, weapons and,
believe it or not, murder for hire services.
Now Ulbricht didn't do any of those things.
He just provided the place on the Web
in which those transactions, often almost exclusively paid
for in cryptocurrency, could be transacted.
And in 2015, he received two life sentences,
which many in that Libertarian Party convention you
just saw thought was excessive.
The FBI once referred to Silk Road as,
quote, the most sophisticated and extensive criminal marketplace
on the Internet.
So it was more than righteous that Ross
Ulbricht got out because there were corrupt DEA
agents, FBI agents.
Oh, no, the whole thing, if you look
into it, is really bad.
But it was funny because as I'm thinking
back and I went back and looked at
it, do you remember that this first came
out and we're like, what is this Silk
Road?
And then I started to look into it.
You bought stuff from him.
I did.
Can you believe?
I think you put a couple of hits
out on some other podcasters and what else
would you get?
It's worse than that.
I went back and I looked and this
is going to, this is cringe, cringeworthy.
I bought a dime bag of drugs on
Silk Road for six Bitcoin.
Exactly.
That's how I felt.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
I was right.
What did we know?
It was the new money.
It was the dark web.
I didn't.
It was the dark web.
We didn't know.
You just forgot the six bitcoins.
You could be fine.
You've been nice, but OK.
I have a couple of pardon clips from
Trump.
This is from NPR and this is Trump.
By the way, I want people to know
I did that for the show, OK?
For the show.
$600,000 I lost for the show.
For a dime bag.
For a $10 bag of weed or whatever
you bought.
I remember it came through the mail too.
It was the funniest thing.
And there was no, you didn't get delivered
by a hooker or anything, even a lap
dance.
I mean, come on.
No, I didn't get anything.
Nothing good out of it.
And it wasn't even all that good.
It was stems and seeds.
Horrible.
So you got gypped.
I got gypped.
For the show, man.
It's a service we provide to the show.
Well, we'll never make that one up.
No, I don't think so.
No.
Trump pardons one guy.
Yes.
Is this a clip?
Yeah.
Trump.
Where is it?
Oh, sorry.
I got it here.
On Monday, President Trump gave full, complete and
unconditional pardons to all of the people charged
in connection with the deadly January 6th, 2021
attack on the Capitol.
As NPR's Tom Dreisbach reports, one of the
men Trump freed has already been re-arrested
on gun charges.
During the January 6th attack on the Capitol,
Daniel Ball allegedly threw an explosive device which
ricocheted off a police officer's helmet and exploded,
causing multiple injuries.
Later, he allegedly threw a piece of wood
at police officers protecting the Capitol.
His case was pending when Trump ordered Ball
freed as part of his blanket clemency for
January 6th defendants.
But then Ball was re-arrested on unrelated
charges.
Federal prosecutors in Florida say he illegally possessed
a gun, even though he had a criminal
record for multiple felonies, including domestic violence battery
by strangulation and resisting law enforcement by violence.
Well, this guy's got other issues.
So he throws a cherry bomb and it
bounces off somebody's helmet, but it's an explosive
device.
I'll tell you, J6er, Jenny was happy.
She got her pardon.
Good.
Yeah.
Trump promised to do this and now everybody's
bent out of shape that he did it.
It was part of his campaign.
Hello?
They need something to talk about.
This is what's so disappointing.
Our media is obsessing over this stuff.
Here's a Trump pardon too.
And those pardons have police organizations criticizing President
Trump saying they set a dangerous precedent.
That includes the International Association of Chiefs of
Police and the Fraternal Order of Police, which
is the biggest police union in the US.
Meanwhile, House Democrats are scheduled to hold a
meeting this hour with former Capitol Police officers
over Trump's pardons.
I thought the cops all endorsed Trump.
They did.
This is something phony about this report.
I mean, I'd like to hear from, we
have police that listen to this show.
Let's hear from them.
I mean, these guys were in jail long
enough and, you know, I've heard from people,
oh, you know, they heard of police, but
they were in jail longer than the guys
in New York who punch out and kick
cops.
Well, that's for sure.
I mean, give me a break.
I'm sure you saw the CNN appearance of
one of these cops.
Oh, and by the way, where are the
police department, where are these associations with Biden
pardoning his family and Fauci?
Where are they?
And Schiff, who President Trump called a scumbag
from the Oval Office.
That was pretty, that was pretty interesting, that
scumbag Schiff.
Listen to this.
This is not safe for work.
I believe we have sound from the Oath
Keepers leader, Stuart Rhodes, who spoke after he
was released from prison.
I want to listen to that and then
get your reaction to that on the other
side, Michael.
So let's listen.
This is Michael Fanone who will be speaking.
I think he was one of the cops.
Any regrets?
No, I don't.
Because we did the right thing.
We were there to protect Trump supporters from
Antifa.
We were there to protect and secure two
committed events on Capitol grounds where members of
Congress were going to speak.
The guys that went inside, they're not committing
the crimes, but they help the police and
help the people out.
He says he has no regrets.
What do you say, Michael?
Yeah, I mean, this is what I say
to Stuart Rhodes, go fuck yourself.
Hey, now.
OK, you're a liar.
I love the CNN news model.
You're live.
I get to keep that word out.
But obviously you this is personal to you,
Michael.
This is very personal to you.
Do you have you been getting any any
threats?
You talked about safety.
You worried for your safety and for your
family.
Have you been getting any direct threats?
Back in the day, they would have kicked
someone off the air right away.
But she just keeps him going and expects
him not to do anything.
I never stopped getting threats.
I mean, my family, the threats have never
stopped.
I didn't even make it through my congressional
testimony during the select committee hearing before I
received my first threat.
And they just continue in recent months.
And they continue in recent months.
It's kind of interesting how CNN were all
over the all cops are bastards and, you
know, defund the police and this is no
good.
And now it's like, oh, oh, no, this
is horrible.
And they just continue in recent months.
And they continue in recent months.
You know, my mother has had her home
swatted.
She's a 76 year old woman who lives
alone.
She has had bricks thrown at her house
in the middle of the night.
And just a few months ago, she was
out raking the leaves in her front yard
when an individual pulled up in a truck
and threw a bag of shit on her.
CNN has become quite, quite raucous.
You know, I don't know that they're out
of control.
They're going to have a big bloodbath.
There's a bloodbath was the word used for
some of the reports coming out.
The fire a thousand people.
I heard I heard two hundred.
I don't know.
No, there's going to be a big.
No, that's the first report.
Oh, the second report is a thousand.
It's going to be mostly in the back,
not none of the front.
They have a thousand people working at CNN.
Oh, probably more.
Oh, obviously more.
We need some staff.
We have no staff.
I need some stuff.
You can't afford it.
I need staff.
Before we leave the pardoned discussion, we do
have to play a couple of super clips
about from 2000 about.
You got it.
I see.
I stayed away from it because I thought
it was too long, but I guess it's
funny enough.
It's well, it's too long by 13 seconds
because I have a limit on my clips.
What is two two minutes and 44 seconds?
Oh, that's it's worth it.
This is this is the this is this
refers to Biden's blanket pardons, future pardons, pardons
for crimes that weren't committed.
Pardon this.
Pardon that.
And what what happened in 2020 when during
Trump?
This is when Trump during the end.
Because they said, oh, you know, Trump's going
to he's going to pardon his family.
And this is terrible.
This would be the worst thing for democracy
ever if he ever did that.
He never did, by the way.
He didn't pardon anybody.
Very few pardons from Trump's administration.
But we get this.
Have you ever heard of somebody getting a
preemptive pardon who was innocent of all crime,
who's just an innocent person?
Have you ever heard of that?
Just somebody getting a blanket pardon.
And they're an innocent person.
But no, it's the president's own family.
It's people that have been covering up for
the president in addition to his own family.
Is there an innocent explanation for someone to
seek preemptive pardons for family members?
Would you do that if you knew you
were innocent and just worried about outside forces?
The answer to that is going to be
no.
If you haven't done anything wrong, you sit
there and go, what do you need a
preemptive pardon for?
If he pardons people preemptively, he's essentially telling
the public that these people have committed crimes
and we may not be aware of what
they are.
But the pardon is clear evidence that crimes
have been committed.
I imagine if he decides to issue these
preemptive pardons, it will be cast in a
way that he is protecting his family and
protecting their reputations from, you know, villainous exterior
forces that are against him.
First off, we should just take a deep
breath and acknowledge the audacity of a president
who's so clearly concerned about his own criminal
culpability and that of his family members that
pardons are a major obsession with him.
The idea of a kind of prospective pardon,
this sort of permanent federal get out of
jail free card, that that seems to be
what we're talking about in the case of
this, right, with Giuliani and his three eldest
children, who, as far as we know, don't
have not been convicted of a crime.
Maybe they've committed a lot and they don't
want to face action.
I don't know.
It's weird.
I wouldn't ask for a pardon.
I don't think I deserve one because I
don't think I've done anything criminal.
But like, where does that come from?
That concept, you can just kind of wave
your magic pardon wand.
We have Tish James.
We have Xavier Becerra.
Mimi Roca is literally my PA in my
town.
There will be opportunities to prosecute these people,
regardless if they if they abuse the pardon
power as they are thinking.
Hopefully, Ellie, there will be a skyfall on
this entire crime family and there will be
another day for them to die.
The president does indeed pardon, let's say, Rudy
Giuliani or any members of his family.
Would you see that?
And I asked Pete Ferraro this question as
essentially an admission of guilt.
Oh, I certainly would view it that way.
I think millions of Americans would view it
that way.
If there was no belief in criminality, why
would he think a pardon was necessary?
He and his son, President Biden, will pardon
his son, Hunter Biden.
Yes.
Now I remember why I didn't clip it.
I despise that music.
Yeah, I just I just despise it.
Why just do the super clip?
The super clip.
I don't get it either.
You don't need the music.
You know, it's like these guys, everyone thinks
they're a Hollywood producer.
Yeah.
So so Tina just texted me.
So during that long clip, I went out
and said, because she texted me, what?
Question mark, question mark, question.
I'm like, what did I do now?
She says, you spent six bitcoin on drugs.
She's looking at her dowry going, dude, this
guy's no good.
I didn't know.
That's funny.
It was like 50 bucks at the time.
What now?
What did we now?
Here we go with this.
This is no music, but this is Biden
talking about preemptive pardons himself.
Gracious, lovely.
President Trump is reportedly considering a wave of
preemptive pardons.
Does this concern you?
All these preemptive pardons.
Well, it's it concerns me in terms of
what kind of precedent sets and how the
rest of the world looks at us as
a nation of laws and injustice.
You're not going to see in our administration
that kind of approach to pardons, nor are
you going to see in our administration the
approach to making policy by tweets.
You know, it's just going to be a
totally different way in which we approach the
justice system.
Yeah.
Which brings me back to the theme of
the show.
The spell is broken.
No one is buying the crap from the
mainstream media anymore.
And that includes Fox.
We're bored of it.
Well, we're not bored.
Clearly, we still like some of that Fox
stuff.
But it's just, you know, it's just who
cares?
You know, and the algo chasers, it's all
it's all going to go by the wayside
because people don't care.
And this is another one, another spell that
was broken.
But oh, we'll still report on it.
Was it just a graceless movement that was
then repeated?
Or was it a sign to the far
right that I'm one of you?
Or was it just enough controversy to make
his speech go viral?
Or was it none of the above?
When Elon Musk spoke to the crowd in
Washington at Donald Trump's inauguration, he thanked them.
And then he tapped the left side of
his chest before raising.
I love that Nat pop of Musk.
That's great.
Thank them.
And then he tapped the left side of
his chest before raising his right arm and
extending it palm down.
Thank you.
My heart goes out to you.
The gesture goes by many names.
The Roman salute, say hail the Nazi salute.
A criminal offense in many nations, but not
in the United States.
It's a criminal offense.
It's been a fascist gesture for over a
century.
Moments after Musk repeated his movement to the
crowd behind him, the debate online went viral,
with many not believing their eyes over what
they'd just seen.
Historians of fascism wrote that there's no doubt
about it.
It was a belligerent salute.
Others said it was a self-proclaimed autistic
man awkwardly traipsing around the Anti-Defamation League
or ADL, which was founded to combat anti
-Semitism, said it was an awkward gesture in
a moment of enthusiasm that all sides should
give one another a bit of grace.
That should tell you something.
If the ADL didn't, I agree with that.
But the other thing is, there's a lot
of clips showing everybody else doing this, by
the way.
But the one that was the closest to
Musk is actually Tim Walls, who actually did
the exact same move, pounded his chest and
then and sent his arm out.
But the topper, I still think, is AOC.
I have a clip.
Oh, you have a clip, OK.
AOC.
And just listen to.
Listen to her, the way that you thought
the Eagles woman was bad, to ESG, LES,
listen to this.
I like you're going to do a Sig
Hail.
You're going to do a Hail Hitler.
Hold on a second.
Sig Hail.
Sig.
No, Sig, you know, it's the guy, the
Jewish, the butcher, Sig Hail.
Is it with a Z or an S?
Sig.
Is it Sig?
S-I-G.
Sig Hail.
These people are dumb.
Again, spellbroken.
I like you're going to do a Sig
Hail.
You're going to do a Hail Hitler.
A Hail Hitler.
It's on.
And what is so important for us to
understand is that as long as we don't
give up, it's not over.
It's not over.
It is not over.
Lips of TikTok started crying because I said
over the weekend that Donald Trump is a
rapist.
And they went on Twitter and they went,
boo hoo hoo.
And I said, basically, F you, cry more,
I don't give a shit.
You want to support a rapist, that's on
you, that's on you, but I don't.
And they wanted to call in all of
these threats into my office and all this
other stuff.
This is what is so interesting.
I've noticed this more and more is that
the people who clearly do not like President
Trump and therefore also dislike a majority of
the country, they're resorting to cussing to an
extreme.
The cussing is out of control.
They really are.
It's just like, is that all you got?
I have clips that I was a number
of these, you know, TikTok clips, even though
a lot of them are on reels, but
I call them the same thing.
But I have these clips and it's like,
they're so profane and women mostly.
Yes.
I've noticed it.
It's like, I can't use the clip.
I mean, I could bleep it, I could,
but you know, you already gave me grief
for a clip I played once.
It was a little too much cussing, but
this is out of control.
Only grief because you didn't set it up.
I mean, I don't mind it as long
as it's just, we get...
These women are, they're just profane and they
obviously, you know, talking about acting and sounding
stupid besides SIG, SIG hail is a, is
this uses, you know, the F word bombs
are just, they can't come up with an
adjective.
I have one quick 27 second clip of
Lulu, Lulu Garcia on CNN.
Elon Musk keeps on overshadowing Donald Trump.
I mean, you had in the inauguration that
it was the hand gesture, quote unquote, that
is the subject of great mystery and debate.
Yeah.
The subject of great mystery and debate.
Are you talking about, you're not one of
these salute truthers, are you?
No.
What I'm, oh, is that what we're calling
it now?
All I'm saying is, no, but what I'm
saying is it engendered a great, a great
debate.
It took away from a night that was
supposed to be about the president and instead
what everyone talks about is Elon Musk.
Yeah.
Elon Musk, SIG hail, and Sanchez's boobs.
That is what our media is obsessed with,
but it's not just the media.
Oh no.
In the Senate, Senator Murphy.
Oh, Murphy's the dumbest guy.
He's just one notch above that woman from
Hawaii.
What's her name again?
Yeah.
What is her?
Romi?
Heroni.
Herona.
Yeah.
Verona.
Joe.
So he is going to question Elise Stefanik
from New York as she is going through
her confirmation process to be ambassador to the
United Nations.
The honorable Ms. Elise Stefanik, and he just
goes all in on it.
What do you think of Elon Musk, perhaps
the president's most visible advisor, doing two Heil
Hitler salutes last night at the president's televised
rally?
No, Elon Musk did not do those salutes.
I was not at the rally, but I
can tell you I've been at many rallies
with Elon Musk who loves to cheer when
president Trump says we need to send, uh,
you know, our us space program to Mars.
Elon Musk is a visionary.
I'm looking forward to his work in Doge,
uh, the department of government efficiency and look
forward to looking how we can be more
efficient and effective.
But that is simply not the case.
And to say so is the American people
are smart.
They see through it.
They support Elon Musk.
We are proud to be the country of
such successful entrepreneurs.
That is one of our greatest strengths as
Americans.
One of our producers put together an entire
list of reports of people being accused of
doing a SIG hail, uh, salute.
And it's, it's astounding how often this comes
up.
Yeah.
Including AOC did it.
Oh yeah.
And uh, so here's the followup to, uh,
to her answer, which was just fine, but
now we've got to obsess over it.
Let me share with you what a few
Americans have said about it.
Uh, Evan Kilgore, right wing political commentator wrote
on X, holy crap, did Elon Musk just
Heil Hitler at the Trump inauguration rally?
This is incredible.
We are so back.
Uh, Andrew Torba, who's the founder of the
right wing Christian nationalist social platform gabs at
incredible things are happening.
Uh, as he, um, as he amplified the
visual, the proud boys chapter in Ohio posted
the clip on a telegram channel with the
text Heil Trump, a chapter of the white
nationalist group white lives matter, posted it on
telegram.
Thanks for hearing us.
Elon, the white flame will rise again.
Um, I could keep going, uh, over and
over white supremacist groups and neo-Nazi groups
in this country, um, rallied around that visual.
Does it concern you that those elements of
the neo-Nazi and white supremacist, uh, element
in the United States believe that what they
saw last night was a neo-Nazi salute?
What concerns me is this is what you,
these are the questions you believe are most
important to ask to the UN ambassador.
I have a very strong record when it
comes to combating antisemitism.
We just had a historic election where president
Trump earned historic support from American voters because
of his strong leadership combating antisemitism, which has
been a scourge across the country skyrocketing since
October 7th.
So I intend to bring moral clarity to
this position and continue to speak out as
a voice, as a beacon of light condemning
antisemitism at the United Nations, which is representative
of president Trump's record and president Trump's promises
that he made on the campaign trail.
It's all so pathetic.
It really is.
Does this, does that Murphy guy really think
that we're all in a tizzy and think
that that's what Elon Musk was doing?
He must, he must be sincere about it.
Uh, yeah, I think most of these people
are pretty sincere.
Um, it's pathetic.
Now isn't, uh, well, she's a Czech, Italian,
what I'm, I'm looking at her, I, you
know, you think she's, she's, uh, I think
she's a Jew from a background, if I'm
not mistaken, Stefanik.
I like how you say that.
Well, the way, I mean, I'm just looking
at it because I'm saying, I'm saying this
because she could, she could throw it at
him saying, you know, don't you think?
She's Greek apparently according to the troll.
She's Greek.
Stefanik says, well, okay, well she's Greek here.
I'm reading from her wiki page.
She was born in Albany to Melanie and
Kenneth Stefanik, the father's ethnically Czech.
Her mother's Italian gene, uh, genealogy shows their
father's Polish.
She comes from Western Galatia at the time
of the kingdom of Galatia.
There's no Greek in her.
Well, it's just so much for the chat
room being accurate trolls.
What do I know about the trolls?
Oh man, man, man.
All right.
I'm going to just play one more little
one.
Um, actually I should mention this first, uh,
because sir, Mark checked in with me about
Panama, uh, about Panama canal.
Uh, he, he talked to a couple of
his friends down there, uh, lawyer friends, I
should point out.
They see Trump's remarks as a head scratcher.
In spite of that, plenty of Panamanians like
Trump.
There are even some who think it could
clean up corruption in, in the board running
the canal, which is run by a few
rich families, which brings me to a very
interesting possibility.
Now, this was Mark who was very angry
about Trump saying, you know, we're going to
take it back.
He was all bent out of shape.
Yes.
Two days ago.
He's giving you grief.
No, it's okay.
Hey, this is sir.
Mark.
He has standing.
Two days ago, the comptroller of the government
announced investigation into the two port facilities operated
by Hutchinson Wampoa at either end of the
canal.
They are the ports under concession from the
national government that Trump has said are quote
illegally operated by soldiers from China.
It appears from some announcements today that the
comptroller has found that the Hong Kong based
multinational has not been paying all of its
payments to Panama.
I'm guessing that the concession has been breached
and will be possibly canceled, allowing Panama to
expel China from the canal, allowing Trump to
claim a victory.
Um, and then they has a link to
a financial time.
So, but you know, you have to, people
have to understand whatever comes out of president
Trump's mouth is a negotiation.
Everything when he says a trillion dollars for
tick tock, we all know it's not worth
a trillion dollars.
Now he throws out the 500 billion, which
is also way too much, but it's a
negotiation.
That's what he does.
And I might add that there's a lot
of mega hats on Greenland right now.
I see video after video of these, these
kids running around like, yeah, I want to
be American.
That sounds like, it sounds good.
Sounds like a good deal.
But in the European parliament, well, here's the,
uh, the representative from Denmark.
Dear president Trump, listen very carefully.
Greenland have been part of the Danish kingdom
for 800 years.
It's an integrated part of our country.
It is not for sale.
Let me put it in words.
You might understand, Mr. Trump, fuck off again
with the cussing.
This is what is with these people.
They have nothing left.
I mean, you, you, you cuss when you
don't, and they're always complaining and moaning and
groaning about civility on the door is these
damn Republicans are not civil.
We want civility, civility, civility, and then they're
cussing left and right, like a truck driver.
Every, every, I think it's universally agreed that
when you cuss, and I've been very susceptible
to this is when you have no argument
left, you have nothing, you have nothing intelligent
to say.
So you say something like that, Oh, shocking.
So they're, they're just out of arguments, don't
you think?
I think they're afraid that they're going to
lose Greenland.
Oh, they are.
It's done deal.
51st day.
I mean, they've made it, somebody in Denmark
said, well, it's up to the Greenlanders.
That's a mistake.
That was a dumb thing to say, because
the Greenlanders are going to vote for the
USA in a minute compared to what they've
been getting, because they know what happens when
we move into something like this.
We throw money at it, we waste money.
Give every Greenlander a Bitcoin.
Perfect.
There's only 56,000 of them.
We got enough Bitcoin in the strategic reserve.
And with that, I want to thank you
for your courage.
In the morning to you, the man who
put the seas back in the closet.
Say hello to my friend on the other
end who just opened a polar spring or
something like that.
John C.
DeMora!
I did not open a polar spring.
I was grabbing the thunderbox.
In the morning to you.
And in the morning, I'll ship sea boots
to the ground, feet in the air, subs
in the water, dames and knights out there.
In the morning to the trolls in the
troll room.
Let's go.
Here we go.
A lot of noise going on here.
We're low.
Low, low, low.
2191.
Low.
Isn't that low?
No, it's up 300.
Oh, it's high.
It's great, everybody.
I get confused.
The problem is believable.
I don't know what day it is.
That's my problem.
I just know it's either a Thursday or
a Sunday.
I can't remember which day it is.
I'm so engrossed in doing this show.
I'm just following everything.
The problem is, I have the same issue.
I don't know what day it is, generally
speaking.
But only since I started doing this show
because the show is offset.
It's Thursday and Sunday, which is irrational.
It's not like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
It's bad days.
It's not a good day.
It's not like Tuesday, Thursday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
something like that.
No, it's Thursdays and Sundays, which is the
dumbest two days that you could possibly pick,
but we're stuck with it.
We're stuck.
It's what it is.
People don't understand.
I have the same issue.
I'll wake up in the morning thinking, wait
a minute, do I have to do a
show, a newsletter, or is this my day
off, or do I have to do clips?
You'd think after 17 years we'd have it
together, but no.
Because of the offset nature of it, it's
impossible.
I hope people realize the severe sacrifice we
make to our mental health.
Yes, we are out of sync with all
time and dimension.
That's what it creates.
It creates an out-of-sync nature.
Yes.
But we do it because it's a public
service and it's clearly needed.
It's clearly needed because the news is just...
It sucks.
It stinks.
It's either gaslighting you...
They're doing a lousy job.
They can't do their job.
They're getting paid more than we are.
Especially the talking heads who don't even know
anything.
They just read from a script.
They get paid millions in many cases.
Yes.
Yes, they do.
And they're terrible at it.
Well, it's ending.
Look at CNN.
It's ending.
It is ending.
Well, it's backing off, not ending.
Well, yeah, they're backing off.
But it's...
Again, I...
CNN, by the way, CNN says it's strategy
now.
Yeah.
I was reading the trade yesterday.
What's the strategy?
What trade?
Vanity?
No, it was in the Hollywood Reporter.
Oh, Hollywood Reporter.
Oh, there you go.
It's a trade.
And so going on and on about how,
well, you know, we're rethinking.
We're going to go digital.
We're going to do...
We're pushing toward digital.
A subscription model.
Oh, well, they have a...
Firewall.
A firewall.
What's the other term?
The plus, the package?
No, what is it?
What do we call it?
The plus.
No, it's plus.
CNN plus.
But there was some other term that NPR
is using.
What was that?
Yeah, they were using...
Oh, yeah, there is a term.
No, there's some term.
There's some term like a plus package.
Well, it'll come back up in the conversation.
Premium.
But you have a bonus clip to play
right away.
Oh, bonus clip, bonus clip, bonus clip?
What's the bonus clip?
This is the wild...
It's the plus bundle.
The bundle.
It'll be a CNN bundle.
CNN bundle.
Thank you, John M.
Adams.
Appreciate it.
What's the bonus clip?
This is the plug for one of their
podcasts, because they've been doing that as part
of the bundle on NPR.
And this is disgusting.
Why would anybody...
Why do they encourage what we're about to
hear?
On NPR's Wildcard podcast, comedian Michelle Buteau says
she's glad she ignored the people who told
her to lose weight.
I'm just going to show you what it
looks like to love my body, my double
chin, my extra rolls, okay?
My buckets of thighs.
So it's on the side you can't afford
it.
I'm Rachel Martin.
Michelle Buteau is on the Wildcard podcast.
Woo!
It's in the bundle.
Is that in the bundle or is it
out in the wild?
Well, I think it's in the bundle, but
the point is, is that how does this
work with their Ozempic sponsors?
They shouldn't even have that message and not
be on there.
You know what?
It's because they are oblivious.
The people who make this stuff, this is
why they have to fire 1,000 people.
The people who are making the CNN content,
they actually believe they're that good.
What they don't realize, their only reason for
existence is advertisers from big food, junk, crap,
followed by advertisers...
Yeah, this is NPR, which is the same...
Same thing, same thing.
You're talking to CNN, but I say NPR
is the same.
Same thing, same thing.
Because they're doing host-read ads now.
Have you noticed that?
On NPR and the podcasts?
Yeah.
Do you have some low-T guy that
reads most of these ads?
Hi!
Yes, Brooke Gladstone, the low-T guy.
Exactly.
I hear Brooke doing them on the media.
And she has to literally sit there and
say, you know, you can get a free
iPhone with your AT&T subscription.
And I know she's hating it.
She's like, oh, I can't believe I have
to read this.
And the disclaimer is, it's one of these
deals where you get an upgrade for your
iPhone whenever a new one comes out.
And then the disclaimer is, may not actually
be available in the future, may not include
a new iPhone.
This could be completely bunk, but sign up
for AT&T.
And you just know she's sitting there hating
it, which kind of gives me great joy,
in a sad, sick way.
Because they're so pompous with your bundle.
So anyway, that's the problem.
That's the problem with all these outfits.
They don't realize that just because you're on
cable, there's carriage fees, it's diminishing every single
day.
Of course, that is what will make our
last four years on the air so enjoyable.
We will be kicking them all the way
down.
Beating the dead horse.
Beating them all the way down.
Those exorbitant numbers of trolls are hanging out
at trollroom.io. We also have noagenda.stream.
Takes you to the same place.
And you can listen live.
They've reloaded up today because of the Supreme
Court coverage.
I'm sure of it now.
I mean, I was telling people, why are
you emailing me that you liked my coverage?
Email John.
And only one person that I know of
did it.
I didn't get it.
Even worse.
It was sent to you, I know, because
I got a BCC.
But people are like, don't listen to John.
It was great.
It was riveting.
I was on the edge of my seat.
I loved it.
Riveting.
And I'm like, you need to tell John
this, not me.
I know it was great.
You've got to tell John.
By the way, for those of you who
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People have no idea when they skip over
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But we'll just leave that for those who
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That is just some of the top line
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People think it's because we – I think
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We just never wanted to have – Yeah,
it is.
We never wanted to have a meeting with
advertisers.
That was the main reason.
That's always been the main reason.
That's ideological, it seems to me.
Okay.
That's ideological.
Instead, we do it value for value.
We created this whole concept, which has now
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That is not value for value.
Value for value is it's out here.
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promoter.
In other words, if you're like a podcast
that does this sort of thing.
And all of a sudden, everything dries up
and you feel obliged to get advertising, then
you should change your model.
Yes, exactly.
By the way, for all those people who
are so interested in local podcasts, because I
only mentioned it once or maybe twice.
And I had to write up a page.
It's hyperlocalpodcast.com.
Just how – so people could get started.
There is a new opportunity that I think
is overlooked.
And you could actually – it wouldn't even
matter what you said in your podcast.
You could have a very successful local podcast
that I truly believe people will support with
value for value.
Byron Allen, who I respect as a media
guy.
I think Byron Allen is a genius.
Yes.
I followed his career since he began with
his lousy little productions that he used to
do like 30 years ago.
That were just these little – he did
talk shows and he's a comedian actually.
Stand-up that was not that successful.
He wasn't great at stand-up.
He's much better at the media stuff.
But he was – and he just kept
building and building and honing his skills.
And now he's like a really important billionaire
in media.
And I like him even more because he
has left a gaping hole in the landscape
that anybody can walk into.
He just finalized his purchase of the Weather
Channel for $300 million.
First thing he does, fired all the local
weather people.
I guarantee you – I run a little
local stream here for Fredericksburg.
It's called HelloFred.fm. HelloFred.
HelloFred.fm. And there's all kinds of stuff
on it.
Mainly music, but all kinds of stuff.
And without fail, the number one thing people
like is I have a segment which –
I recorded all of these individual drops and
the software picks up based upon the right
temperature.
I say, it's 45 degrees on Main Street
in Fred.
Everybody loves that.
They think that's the best thing, which is
kind of sad.
But they think that's the best.
It's pathetic.
I'm doing so much work.
But they love that part.
If you did a local weather report based
on your – you can go to the
airport website that's near you.
There's tons of little regional smaller airports.
They give you a very accurate – they'll
translate the weather information into English for you.
If you just recorded that, you would have
a successful local podcast, and you can build
from there.
People love the local weather.
They love it.
And as much as I think Byron Allen's
a genius, he just left a gaping hole.
So that is your tip of the day
for me, an early tip of the day.
Byron Allen is not a podcaster.
No, he's not.
No, he's a big media mogul guy.
He's a broadcasting guy.
Yeah, he is.
Now, one of the ways people support us
is by creating album art.
And the album art that we chose for
episode 1731, title of the show was Cyber
Time Bombs, was by far the most polarizing
choice we have made in a long time,
years and years and years.
And it came from several directions.
Most people thought this was the best art
we ever had.
They're getting T-shirts made.
They're getting mugs made.
They think it's outstanding.
Artists who do not use artificial intelligence are
heartbroken, downtrodden, and outright sad.
I mean, I got just heart-wrenching emails.
Oh, please.
Yes, yes.
These poor sensitive artists.
Well, you know, artists are sensitive.
That's why they're artists.
I got no notes on this, by the
way.
Not one email, not one.
They can't spell Dvorak.
They spell it E-G-L-E-E
-L-G-S.
Yes.
That's how you spell Dvorak.
But the exception proves the rule where we
typically say do not use our faces.
Now, this was not our faces.
But we realized that we were breaking our
own quote-unquote unwritten rule by choosing Walter
and Stettler, the Muppets.
This was whatever AI did this from correct
to record, who we'll credit with the art,
really used the tool correctly.
And I just want to hearken back.
I think you will remember.
We had the same conversation of it's not
fair.
This is not right.
When people started using Photoshop, when people started
using clip art, which they licensed.
And I mean, you don't hear anyone talking
about that anymore.
And it's the same conversation I've heard in
media throughout my entire life.
When samples came along, oh, it's not fair.
It's not even music.
This is just the natural progression.
Wow, you're caving.
No, this is where I'm about to retract
here.
So I give a little and I come
back.
I personally find it sad that artists are
giving up, that they don't want to create
art anymore.
Please note that we still use art for
many different things besides just the album art,
including the chapters that Dreb Scott put together,
which you can see in the Modern Podcast.
Hearken back to the picture of the bird
that was done by the five-year-old,
the mom sent it in, if you remember
that art.
Yeah, it was the right piece at the
right time.
Crayon art.
But what happens is they feel that they've
put all this time into it.
And for some, I mean, John, some of
these notes are like, this was my moment
for myself working on the art for the
show.
I tell my kids and my wife to
leave me alone for two hours so I
can really work on it.
And they feel ripped off.
And I understand it.
But this is the best for the show.
It hurts me, too.
I feel you, artists.
I feel you.
I can't draw a straight line.
I feel your pain.
But I think that if you have the
right concepts, which is very hard to, 95
% of all this AI art sucks because
it's not the right concept.
That is something that no tool can take
away.
You're God-given talent and insight towards what
you want to create.
Why are you laughing at me?
Because you're now catering to the whining artists.
I love the whining artists.
I love the starving.
We're starving artists.
What are you talking about?
I have mixed feelings about what you're doing.
You're encouraging.
Artists need to be, they need the harsh
reality.
They have to, they got to snap out
of it.
That's what I'd say.
Snap out of it.
Get back to work.
Well, I'm kind of saying the same thing.
I'm saying that no matter what you do,
if you have the insight, if you have
that creative thing in you, use the tools.
I'm sad.
Well, this actually may be good.
In this case, you might actually be encouraging
them to at least feel around with the
tools.
I mean, Darren O'Neill is the best
example of this.
He has zero actual talent for anything.
But, but, but wait, but wait.
We know that you don't feel that way,
but the point is, is that Darren is
not like a fine artist.
He's not a guy where he's not doing
oil paintings on the weekends.
I mean, maybe he is, but not that
I know of.
What do you know?
It's possible, but I doubt it.
But what he's done is he's gone into
these systems and he said, what can these
systems do for me?
And so far as the show is concerned,
and he started creating with them.
And it's remarkable.
It is remarkable.
And the Statler and Waldorf thing is just
amazing.
And so it's like, if you can get
this kind of production, which doesn't take, I
mean, it probably takes as much time because
you got to do this and that.
You know, I've only used these things a
few times.
I haven't gotten to the point where I
can do a good piece of art like
that thing.
I don't know how that was done.
But is this like when the artists first
went to Photoshop?
They were reluctant at first.
A good friend of mine, Ned Shaw, is
a very famous airbrush artist in the Midwest.
He's got tons of material that was used
by Businessweek, all the big publications.
And he was doing some work for PC
Magazine.
I got to be friends with him.
And I got him turned on to Photoshop.
And he found it early.
So he was like an early Photoshop guy,
and he was doing twice the business he
used to do.
I would have to say that Correct the
Record, who has done art for a long
time, he is one of the few who
has said, all right, I'm going to take
my phenomenal insight, and I'm going to apply
it with these tools.
Because let's just go take a look at
what Correct the Record has done.
I mean, I think he has done many
non-AI images.
Oh, yeah, in the past.
Yeah.
But he – I'm just looking at it
now.
There's tons of stuff he's done that was
Photoshop.
The Shady Bunch.
No General Monopoly.
The point is that these tools have to
be used.
Use the tools or die.
That's all there is to it.
Use the tools or die.
You can't get around it.
Yeah, it's like that would be me like
using a reel-to-reel and a razor
blade to edit anything like the beginning of
the show.
Yeah, there you go.
Perfect example.
Those days are over.
Yes.
And it took me a bit to get
used to using digital non-linear editing.
It took me a bit.
I'm like, well, this is odd.
Couldn't quite get the vibe.
But, you know, I have the insight as
to what I want to create.
So, anyway.
And, yes, of course, it's all theft.
What can you do?
But art is basically theft anyway.
Well, now you're going down a whole other
rabbit hole.
Let's take a look at other AI-generated
schlop that was out there, which I'm, of
course, fine with.
Because eventually – oh, and I should point
this out.
But eventually the AI will no longer produce
such spectacular results because it is now eating
its own output.
Yeah, not if you lock it down.
You can lock it down.
Entropy is entering, and it's going to be
schlop, and everything will be horrible, and then
we'll need real artists again.
Don't worry.
Don't listen to him.
Don't listen to me.
All right.
Was there anything else that we liked?
Let me see.
That piece was so interesting that it was
really hard to find anything else that was
close.
I kind of like the single-line trump
by Matt Boisvert.
We didn't really talk about it because we
saw the – I mean, I advocated for
the Waldorf and Statler.
I was like, this is so good.
Tantaniel did a fire aid, which was the
right idea, but execution – it was flat.
It was just – it was too flat.
Does that make sense?
Is that the correct – Non-dimensional is
what I'd say.
Non-dimensional.
Yeah.
Right idea, though.
Right idea.
Let me see.
Was there anything else?
No, there's nothing.
No.
I thought comic strip blogger Dana Brunetti, produced
by Dana Brunetti, was funny but very poorly
executed.
Well, not usable.
Yeah, unusable.
We're not putting Dana Brunetti on the art.
That guy already gets way too much props
from us.
We'll take that piece of art and put
it on a mug and send it to
him.
I'll do that.
It's the ugliest piece of art ever.
That's funny.
All right.
Now we want to thank the producers who
supported us with Treasure.
We thank everybody, $50 and above, and here's
the deal.
If you donate $200 or above, we do
a couple of things for you.
One, $200 above, you're an associate executive producer
of this episode, and you get that credit,
which is good for your lifetime, is a
real Hollywood credit.
We will vouch for you if anyone ever
questions that, and you can use it anywhere
the credits are recognized, including IMDb.
And we will read your note.
Within reason, I see some very long notes
here today, $300 and above, we give you
the title of executive producer of the episode,
in this case, 1732, and we will read
your note.
So we start with Amber McGrath from Austin,
Texas, right down the road, and she says,
For $1,000, thank you very much, Amber.
She says, I just met mutual friend Nick
Pizzolatto.
Oh, that's right.
I saw your name on the guest list
of his wife's birthday party and got so
excited to meet you.
Unfortunately, you weren't there.
My husband and I live in Lakeway and
are big fans.
So Nick Pizzolatto is my— Wait a minute.
You are on the—you RSVP that you were
going to show up.
Let me get this straight.
No, we did not.
Amber McGrath saw your name on the RSVP
list and you stiffed her.
No.
This is not what happened.
It was an email that went out, a
text message that went out, and I think
everybody's name who was invited was on the
text message.
But it was last Thursday.
So I can't make— Oh, you can't do
anything on Thursday.
I can't make it after the show to
get from here to Austin for her birthday
party.
It can't be done.
But Nick Pizzolatto, he's like a big Hollywood
dude.
He's the guy behind True Detective.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
No, he should have gone.
All right.
I should have just canceled the show and
gone to the birthday party instead?
You could have just showed up.
Hey, do what I do.
Show up at the end.
Show up with screeching tires and walk in
and say, hey, you got a TV?
The game's on.
Yeah, yeah.
I could have done that.
Yeah, okay.
Well, I do that too, but beside the
point.
Well, thank you very much, Amber.
I'm sure there will be future birthday parties
and gatherings with Pizzolatto and his lovely wife,
Suzanne.
And I look forward to seeing you there.
So thank you very much.
And thank you for—and she didn't ask for
a daming or a nighting or anything, as
far as I can tell.
Was there anything?
No, she can do that later.
If you want to, we're happy to take
care of you.
You're going to have to read the next
one because it's so long.
And by the way, Jay sent the original.
She cut this down to about a third
of what it was.
It was charts and everything.
It was some good stock tips.
Yes, it's Sir Angel of Smyrna with $1
,000.
And he says, I am writing as an
instantite and I'm looking forward to my introduction
to the Noah General Roundtable as Sir Angel
of Smyrna.
So he will be Sir Angel.
Sir Bartholomew of Smyrna, if the first is
taken.
No, you're going to be Sir Angel.
I've been listening off and on, mostly, since
2009.
I've never donated.
I'm sorry for that, but I hope this
makes up for it.
Well, of course it does.
I have a very long message to share,
so I'm sure it won't be able to
be shared in full on your show.
But if there's any group of skeptics who
might appreciate what I have to say, I
would think it would be your audience.
You might need to run this one by
your Wall Street banker friend as well.
If you have any ideas how I could
best share the story in full with your
audience, I would appreciate the guidance.
Yes, write it up on a sub stack
and we'll tell people to go check it
out.
But in summary, I spent the last three
years developing a theory based on the stock
market that I think helps explain so much
of what you two discuss on the show.
This is crazy.
The guy's making money based upon what we
talk about on the show.
He calls it the Theory 666, and it
details how the Federal Reserve appears to be
overtly influencing market direction, specifically the S&P
500, in conjunction with broader consortium of actors
that are orchestrating events in the world around
us.
Theremin.
Sounds like the Strobe Rubicon.
Yes, I hope you can give it an
open-minded read-through, and I would appreciate
any feedback you have.
Yes, the feedback I have, future Sir Angel
Smyrna, is write this stuff on the sub
stack.
People will subscribe to you.
You'll make money by people subscribing to your
theories.
I agree.
Because it's good.
It's very interesting.
When you get the really good ones, send
them to us first.
First.
So we have it.
Please.
All right.
And thank you.
We will be knighting you in short order.
Next, Dame Catherine, our buddy in Thailand.
Yes, the Bitcoin billionaire.
Yeah, she's the Catherine the Crypto Granny of
Bangkok, she likes to call herself.
Because you're the best, and I appreciate all
that you do, I sent you $1,000
through Swype, which is Stripe, but she renamed
it.
Okay.
Because it wasn't PayPal.
I just checked my bank account.
You only received $974.19 or something.
Okay, I'm pissed.
No more dollars.
Bitcoin only.
There's other ways.
There's Weiss.
You can do that.
You know, we can get a Strike account.
A Strike account.
This is new.
We're working on it.
Dame Catherine sends us once a year.
Yeah, but there's lots of people who want
to send.
The six Bitcoin I spent on Silk Road,
they want to send it to us.
Well, I would hope so.
That would be good.
Okay, well, you send me the details.
I'm not a reconstructed.
No, she says I'm not a reconstituted hippie.
Now, the word I use constantly is reconstructed.
Yes.
Reconstructed hippie, but she makes it sound like
I'm talking about milk.
Reconstituted hippie, or maybe orange juice.
I don't know what she's thinking.
I don't know.
I'm a full-blown homegrown.
This is who I am.
Hippie.
Flower child to you.
Nice.
She says.
That's great.
$10,000.
Thank you.
I love the Crypto Granny of Bangkok.
Thank you very much.
Papa Mateo is in Sunset, South Carolina and
sends us $400.15 and attached a note.
Dear John and Adam, holy shit.
Only 28 donations over $50 for show 1729.
That number got me off my ass to
write a check.
The extra $0.15 is for check cashing
fees.
I think I appreciate that.
Yes, the checks, when you get to X
number of checks, they charge you $0.15.
It's a big difference.
Yeah.
Between the $0.15 of the Crypto Granny.
And anything else.
And $30, whatever it is.
My son hit me in the mouth about
a year and a half ago, and I
haven't missed a show since.
I've given once before, so please make this
a switcheroo to de-douche my son, Andy.
You've been de-douched.
And, oh, I see an extra note here.
He says, climate change is a power grab.
Okay.
And then he says, Papa Mateo, Sunset, South
Carolina, for Andy, please plug the Bitcoin bit.
I think he means this.
They're saying that all hell is going to
break loose, and you're going to need a
Bitcoin.
So, I'm making this Andy Mateo now, because
he said it was a switcheroo.
So, right?
You have to read the next note, too.
Oh, goodness gracious.
What is this?
You don't have a monitor big enough?
What's the problem?
I don't have the 40-inch monitor that
you have to read these notes.
I wish these people, you know, come on,
people.
Write shorter notes.
Big Boss Rob Jordan, McLean, Virginia.
Spooks.
Oh.
$350.93. Well, you know, what do you
get?
$350.93. He says, this donation is $333
.33 plus the fees in honor of my
smoking hot wife's birthday on January 23rd.
It's a show day.
To Rebecca Ann Skeel Jordan, I say, you
are the best thing that has ever happened
to me.
I feel so lucky to have such a
wonderful and caring woman in my life.
And our boys are incredibly blessed with you
as their mother.
Now, Becky has donated to the show in
my birthday honor twice, first in 2020 during
the KOOF madness, and again in October to
attain the moniker Commodore Big Boss Rob Jordan.
So, please de-douche me for finally getting
off my butt to donate in her honor.
You've been de-douched.
And he says, oh, I didn't have this
one ready.
I think I have it here.
There we go.
And please send some baby girl birthing karma
our way as Becky is now eight months
pregnant with her third human resource.
Another boy would be great, but we're hoping
for a girl.
Well, you know, when we hand out the
karma, you have to name the kid after
us.
One way or the other, it's John Charles
or Adam Clark.
You can make it John Clark or Adam
Charles.
Either way is fine.
This show provides incalculable value to us by
providing clarity and sanity via your excellent deconstruction
of the M5M's lies and misdirection.
A quick shout out to the Grimerica boys
and to the Snake Brothers podcast where I
first heard about No Agenda in 2018.
Everybody should check out these shows.
And he ends with a PS there and
a love is lit.
So here is the karma you requested.
You've got karma.
We need a jingle for this one.
Do you have a Grand Duke Nussbaum?
There you go.
Yes.
Grand Duke Nussbaum comes in from Virginia Beach,
Virginia, 350.93, which is 333 plus fees.
On December 21st, 2024, I entered rehab in
Atlanta.
Wow.
So 33 days later is today.
That's right.
A show day.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Thank you, John and Adam and the whole
No Agenda family.
Congratulations, brother.
That's good news.
No backstory, but we'll take it.
OK.
Well, he was a drinker.
Was he?
Yes, I've always noticed that.
He was always posting him with a drink
on Twitter.
I didn't know that it was a problem,
but he did, and he took action, and
I'm proud of you, brother.
Congratulations.
We should have a No Agenda 33-day
chip.
You deserve it.
Keep at it, brother.
Keep at it.
Dominique Dumas is in Quebec, Canada, by Como.
By Como.
It's the French part.
Cournot, it looks like.
No, it's Como.
You're right.
Thank you for your time.
From Chinada.
Chinada.
Sorry.
Jingle request.
Due to climate change, they're eating the dogs,
and you're going to need a Bitcoin.
Due to climate change.
They're eating the dogs.
They're saying that all hell is going to
break loose, and you're going to need a
Bitcoin.
Onward with the Sir Pursuit of Peace and
Tranquility.
333-33, and he sent in a note,
handwritten.
ITM boys, please try to enclose my January
donation of 333.33. Love the show.
Keeping it short.
Sincerely, Sir Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility, Earl
of the Lands of the Red Clay and
Cherry Trees.
Where is that, I wonder?
Well, Taylor Bradshaw is in Evergreen, Colorado.
Sends us 250 as the first Associate Executive
Producer.
That's a forever title you get to keep.
And he says, thank you for the amygdala
therapy.
Boom.
Short, sweet, and to the point.
Thank you.
Yeah?
Well, so is Gary Macy.
233.99, when his note says, this is
the kind of note we like.
Short and sweet.
Gary, can't be topped.
Good work.
Laurens de Kooster from Heist op den Berg
in Belgium.
233.99. Hi, John and Adam.
Love the show.
Love you guys.
No jingles, no karma.
Greetings from Ittingham, Belgium.
Met vriendelijke groeten.
Laurens de Kooster.
Perfect.
Thank you.
Dame Jessica in Havre, Montana, of all places.
223.45. Please credit my donation.
This is a switcheroo.
Doesn't say it, but it is.
Please credit my donation to my amazing husband,
Sir Bad Potato.
He's a bad potato.
123.45 in celebration of his 45th trip
around the sun on January.
He's on the list.
The rest is to just make you read
the note.
Please give him a biscuit on my birthday
jingle and a goat karma.
Signed, Dame Jessica of the Bear Paws.
I don't spew profanities.
I annunciate them properly like a lady.
They always give me a biscuit on my
birthday.
You've got karma.
We go to Port Orange, Florida for 202
.02 John Soltis.
And he says the best podcast in the
universe ducks in a pond.
Call out Steven Edward Lehman as a perpetual
douchebag.
Thank you for your courage.
Oh, I missed these jingles he requested.
Thank you for your courage.
He wants chemtrails.
Chemtrails.
Okay.
Sorry, I messed that one up.
I think it's Lehman.
I'm sorry?
Is it Lehman?
What did I say?
Lehman?
Well, it was Lehman Brothers.
Oh, you're probably right.
Okay.
I mean, just not to be horrible about
it, but okay.
It could be Lehman.
Chemtrails, Space Force, and R2D2.
Chemtrails.
Space Force.
You've got karma.
Here comes Eli the Coffee Guy.
He's in Bensonville, Illinois, 201.23. And he
says, the pardons are flying.
My question is, why did Biden give Fauci
and Hunter blanket pardons going back to 2014?
Well.
What happened then?
Question mark.
Gee.
Oh, I see.
Oh, he answers the question.
Why?
Yes.
The offshoring of gain of function research.
Maybe Hunter going, doing some hinky things in
Ukraine when Joe is VP.
Well, don't look over there.
Trump pardoned a goofball in the Viking helmet
and the rest of those who sparked an
erection on the Capitol.
Well, no J6 riot this year, but for
those still in need of stimulation, visit gigawattcoffeeroasters
.com.
Use the code ITM for 20% off
your first order.
Stay caffeinated, says Eli the Coffee Guy.
And 201 comes from Binghamton, New York, from
Paul Kroshulik.
And he gave me a pronunciation, Kroshulik.
Got it.
Thanks, Paul.
Kroshulik.
Ah, Linda Lou Patkins up.
She's in Lakewood, Colorado with 200 bucks, and
she wants some jobs, Carmen.
Says, for a resume that you resume that
gets results, use imagemakersinc.com for your go
-to resume, executive resume needs, and job search
needs.
That's imagemakersinc.com with a K.
And work with Linda Lou on Mad Living
most of the time.
Yeah, I can tell.
With Linda Lou, Duchess of Jobs, and writer
of resumes.
All right.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
Lisa, Carmen.
Okay, from the troll room, it's pronounced Haver,
not Havery.
And, apparently.
I said Havra.
What's Haver?
I didn't say Havery.
Yeah, I figured it was some stupid pronunciation.
Apparently, a new executive order just dropped.
We've got to say dropped.
It dropped.
Pick it up.
To release the JFK, RFK, and MLK files.
That should be fun.
Alex Jones is back in business, baby.
He is.
Gotta love him for it.
Yeah, he finally...
It took him this long.
You have to give him credit.
Or not credit.
It took the CIA this long to fix
those files and make the new files look
like the old files so that everyone thinks...
So it satisfies everybody's desire to see these
phony files that will be coming out.
Come on.
They're going to be phony.
I got some insider news about that guy
with the video.
As you posited...
Indeed, a sketchy character.
The timing was very suspicious.
And that's all I can say without exposing
my source.
So it sounds like that was kind of
off.
But here it is.
Declassification of records concerning the assassinations of President
John F.
Kennedy, Senator Robert R.
F.
Kennedy, and the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King.
And here it is.
When is it coming out?
It should be...
Is he doing it immediately?
Wow, there's a lot here.
This is...
Within 45 days of the date, they get
another 45 days to Photoshop it.
To make sure that the ink is carbon
dated correctly.
Hey, promises made, promises kept.
There you go.
Thank you very much to our executive and
associate executive producers for episode 1732.
We appreciate you very much.
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Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the
mouth.
They're eating the dogs.
I like these drops.
I like these presidential order drops.
I like it.
These drops.
It's great drops, man.
It's great.
I have my last of the series, I
think.
I could be wrong.
Of the DeLulu clips.
Oh, goodness.
It hasn't ended.
Wait a minute.
They're still trying to prove that Trump will
not be president?
This one is...
I misspelled talk and made it D-O
-L.
This is the post-DeLulu winner.
Oh, goodness.
What if...
You can stick with me here.
What if they needed him to think that
he was president for like a second?
And they needed him to think that he
was president for a second so that he
would think that he got away with it.
And if he thinks that he got away
with it, he would show who he really
is.
Because the way I see it is we
didn't elect DJT.
We elected Mr. PewPew and the R country.
And I think, based on how they've been
talking and acting and just behaving lately, I
think our leaders know that.
And they understand what's going to happen.
Or what would happen.
And I don't think that they are going
to willingly hand us over on a silver
platter.
You have to stop now with these.
This is done.
This is burnt.
Come on.
Stick a fork in it.
These guys are great.
Stick a fork in it.
It's done.
The psychotic beat.
I get to find the nut balls, the
screw balls, the head cases that are just
out there.
Look no further than CNN, please.
By the way, here it is.
Just dropped.
Strengthening American leadership in digital financial technology.
I will read.
Is this new?
I mean, I thought he already did his
200.
No, no.
No.
This is dropping now, baby.
Drop.
Protecting the promoting the ability of individual citizens
and private sector entities alike to access and
use for lawful purposes open public blockchain networks
without persecution, including the ability to develop and
deploy software to participate in mining and validating
to transact with other persons without unlawful censorship
and to maintain self-custody digital assets.
That's a big deal.
And here's my favorite.
Promoting and protecting the sovereignty of the United
States dollar, including through actions to promote the
development and growth of lawful and legitimate dollar
-backed stable coins worldwide.
Told you.
It's happening.
The stable coins.
And, of course, Bitcoin immediately dropped.
Okay, there we go.
It did.
It went from 105,000 to 103.
Maybe they're still processing.
There's a lot in here.
Stable coins, baby.
That's what it's going to be.
I'm telling you, he has something figured out.
We just don't understand it yet.
Yeah.
Or not.
But maybe.
I have great trust in our president.
Well, while you go on with these drops,
which I guess are going to go out
throughout the show, I have one more.
This is not a talk clip, but a
real clip.
Oh, okay.
An insane clip from real people, not on
TikTok?
It's from reals, whatever, you know.
Oh, bro.
Which is worse.
Now, this is the golf cart girl.
It's the same thing.
The golf cart girl.
Have you heard this one?
I saw the video.
Okay, everybody.
If it wasn't bad enough, here we go.
Monday was a super tough day to be
a woman.
And not for the reasons you think.
Not for the obvious reason.
Not because of Melania's hat.
Not because Laura Sanchez showed everyone in the
greater Washington area her nipples.
No.
It was the woman driving the golf cart
at the national championship.
If you didn't see it, there's a video
of a woman driving a golf cart with
the quarterback and the head coach of the
Ohio State football team.
They had just won the national championship.
And she drove that golf cart straight into
a wall.
I saw that video and I was like,
we're worried about our right to choose.
They're going to take away our driver's license.
They're going to take away our right to
drive.
That video really put into context why people
won't vote for women for president and why
they won't let us be in charge.
Women, we're down bad.
We're down real bad right now.
And we need to get our bag up.
We need to know how to drive a
golf cart.
Tough.
Get your bag up.
Okay.
Get your bag up.
We got to start using that phrase.
That clip doesn't work without the video.
On his first full day.
Oops.
Sorry.
That clip doesn't work without the video.
It really doesn't.
You've got to see the woman banging the
cart into the wall.
Not once, not twice, but three times.
It's baffling.
All right.
It works fine without the video.
Let's go back to some serious stuff.
Kind of serious as we have always said
that we know who the new enemy is.
It's not going to be Russia.
It, of course, is China.
And there's Marco.
On his first full day as U.S.
Secretary of State, Marco Rubio met with his
counterparts from Japan, India, and Australia, a group
known as the Quad.
The grouping of the four countries has been
seen by many as an initiative to counter
or at least slow China's increasing assertiveness in
the region.
Rubio is known for his hardline stance against
China, and the timing of the meeting suggests
combating China's influence will remain a tall priority
for Trump and his chief diplomat.
So help you God.
After his confirmation, Rubio stressed that he will
execute President Trump's America first mantra in his
foreign policy.
In our republic, the voters decide the course
of our nation, both domestically and abroad.
And they have elected Donald J.
Trump as our president when it comes to
foreign policy on a very clear mission.
And that mission is to ensure that our
foreign policy is centered on one thing, and
that is the advancement of our national interest,
which they have clearly defined through his campaign
as anything that makes us stronger or safer
or more prosperous.
But just as Donald Trump brings his more
unilateralist approach against China back to the White
House, China is also seeking to improve relations
with U.S. allies.
From China's point of view, improving relations with
countries like Japan and India and increasing economic
cooperation will offset the shock to China-U
.S. economic relations.
What I haven't seen in, and I'm expecting
an executive order or some kind of policy
document, he talked about, the president talked about
the Iron Dome again in one of his
speeches.
I'm waiting for that.
Because that is, that's the boon, that's the
boondoggle right there.
Oh yeah.
Iron Dome.
That's the money way.
There's the money sink.
The Iron Dome all over America?
Oh yeah.
That's great.
That'll be the day.
You can put a silo here on my
land.
That's fine.
That's good.
Everyone's going to make money off of that
one.
It's going to be dynamite.
No, there hasn't been a lot of talk
about that.
No, no.
But he mentioned it in one of the,
God, that guy is amazing.
You just got to give him some props
at his age.
You know, that brings to mind a, I
don't have a clip, but I wish I
had it.
I should have gotten it when I saw
it.
Ann Coulter made just a strange comment.
She was on a podcast.
She's kind of been, if you haven't noticed,
she's been pushed aside.
Yeah.
She's not in the, in the, in the
whatever.
She's done.
Well, she still writes books and she still
shows up.
But this was like a comedy podcast.
There's a bunch of these goofballs and she's
talking about this and that.
And about how she got into a big
beef with, and she hated Trump for a
while because she liked him in 2015, 2016.
She got into an argument, a shouting match
with him, I guess, in 2017 about him
not finishing the wall.
And then she was, she was expunged and
that was the end of her.
And we haven't really heard much of her
since.
She was expunged.
I like that too.
My email client still has an expunge button.
Expunge.
I like expunge.
Yes, expunge.
And so she's made this comment about, she
just said casually, she says, you know, I've
been following this guy and she's back on
board.
She's now, cause they were grilling her about
the fact that she hated him.
She didn't like Trump anymore.
And now she likes him again after he
got reelected.
She thought it was great for the country,
but she made this comment.
And she explained this argument she got into.
And she said he wasn't going to do
this and he wasn't going to do that.
And then she says, you know, I think
basically he's lazy.
No.
Oh, now that'll get you on podcasts real
quick.
And so I was thinking about it because
he does get, he talks a lot.
He's jacking around.
He goes from ball to ball to ball.
And you're right.
He's got energy that seems like it's, you
know, unburdened by what has been.
Goes nuts with his showing up everywhere.
And does it, it does get a lot
of sleep, I guess.
But is it possible that she nails this,
that he might actually be lazy?
I mean, why would you let John Bolton
into your administration late in the game?
Ah, wait, stop, stop.
I have a clip.
He explains why he had John Bolton in
the game and why he has revoked John
Bolton's security team.
Why did he remove John Bolton's security clearance,
sir?
Because I think there was enough time.
We take a job.
Security clearance.
I'm sorry.
You take a job.
You want to do a job.
We're not going to have security on people
for the rest of their lives.
Why should we?
No, no.
It was the security team.
Bolton and Pompeo both had their security team
removed.
Right.
But the question is about security clearance.
He answers.
No, I think he said team.
Why did he remove John Bolton's security clearance,
sir?
Clearance.
OK, you're right.
Yes.
But he answers about the team.
Yes.
I think there was enough time.
We take a job.
You take a job.
You want to do a job.
We're not going to have security on people
for the rest of their lives.
Why should we?
I thought he was I thought he was
a very dumb person, but I used him
well because every time people saw me come
into a meeting with John Bolton standing behind
me, they thought that he'd attack them because
he was a warmonger.
He's the one that got us involved, along
with Cheney and a couple of others, convinced
Bush, which was a terrible decision, to blow
up the Middle East.
You know, we blew up the Middle East
and we left.
We got nothing out of it except a
lot of death.
We killed a lot of people.
And John Bolton was, you know, one of
those guys, a stupid guy.
But no, you can't have that for life.
You shouldn't expect it for life.
Whether true or not, great answer.
I used them because people were afraid when
they saw him.
Oh, Bolton's here.
We're going to get blowed up.
I don't think he's lazy.
I don't.
I mean, just signing all those executive orders.
I just put it out there.
I don't know if he's lazy or not.
No, you go take the side of Ann
Coulter.
Go ahead.
That's great.
That's a winning team.
Ann Coulter can't even get on Bill Maher's
show anymore.
You're right.
She has been expunged.
She's been expunged.
And Bill Maher had a crush on her.
So he'd bring her on all the time.
Yeah.
What was that about?
I don't know.
There was another, I don't know if this
made any big headlines, but besides Massasan standing,
that was so funny.
Did you see Massasan standing on the stool
at that press conference?
I didn't.
No, I didn't see him standing on the
stool.
He's short.
It was a hilarious moment.
He's about five.
I met him.
So it's like he is.
Five feet.
Five feet, if an inch.
No, no, no.
He's taller than that.
He's about five, five, I'm guessing.
Well, next to Joe Ellison and Trump and
even Altman, he's not super tall.
And so they had the lectern set up.
Apple crate.
Trump got an actual stool and then Massasan
stood on the stool.
It was a funny moment.
It was good.
So besides the $500 billion from him, oh,
we've got these guys.
Saudi Arabia's crown prince said that the kingdom
wants to invest $600 billion in the United
States over the next four years and potentially
beyond that.
The remarks from Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman
came after a phone call with recently inaugurated
US President Donald Trump and after Trump mused
about returning to Saudi Arabia as his first
foreign trip back in office.
There was no immediate response from the White
House regarding the call.
It also wasn't clear whether Trump's call with
the crown prince was his first with a
foreign leader since returning to the Oval Office.
The billion dollar pledge, which dwarfs the gross
domestic product of many nations, comes as the
kingdom faces budgetary pressures of its own.
Global oil prices remain depressed years after the
height of the coronavirus pandemic, affecting the kingdom's
revenues.
In recent years, the US has increasingly pulled
away from relying on Saudi oil exports, which
was once the bedrock of their relationship for
decades.
Well, there you go.
MBS, the killer.
We're taking money from the murderer.
You will see.
This is they're getting carried away with this
bull crap.
That amounts to its son and this guy's
have over a trillion dollars.
I don't think.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to invest.
All I know is we're going to get
half a half a trillion from the sale
of TikTok.
Small numbers are ludicrous.
I can't wait for that.
Meanwhile, real problems back at home.
This affects you as it affects me, as
it affects many who have listened to this
program and have taken our shopping advice.
Breaking overnight, Costco employees are now threatening to
go on strike.
They could hit the picket lines at the
end of the month.
The Teamsters Union that represents more than 18
,000 Costco workers nationwide says its members voted
to authorize a strike over pay and benefits.
The wholesale giant has not yet responded to
the vote.
The current contract is set to expire January
31st, a week from this Friday.
Wow.
I thought Costco people were generally happy.
I thought so, too.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I followed this a little bit.
I would be very sad if they wouldn't.
I would support them because I like the
Costco people.
They're always very friendly.
Always give you free snacks.
You ever eat the free snacks?
Oh, yeah.
Snacks are good.
Friday is the day to do that, by
the way.
Friday is snack day.
They have snacks all the time.
Yeah.
But on Friday, if you're hungry, go to
Costco.
They are loaded.
Every aisle has got somebody giving something away.
It's Costco happy hour.
You can actually be picky.
No, I don't think so.
Too much starch.
I love how people do that.
They're like, this is great.
Then you have to kind of make that,
but I'm not going to buy it move.
You're like, yeah, this is good.
Oh, this is fantastic.
Okay.
Right over here, sir.
Megan, will you just keep going?
I feel guilty.
It's like, oh, I just ate the free
food, and I don't want to buy it.
Oh, please.
Give you two cents worth of food.
You're supposed to buy something.
Forget it.
So Jay won't even touch the food.
Why not?
I don't know.
She's got all kinds of issues.
Idiosyncrasies.
One of them is, I don't know.
If they're giving it away, it must be
toxic or something.
I don't know what she's thinking.
She just won't touch it.
That's a good one.
I mean, I'm trying all this stuff.
Oh, that's interesting.
Actually, every once in a while, you run
into something.
You go, wow.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, we had that with the, although it
was horrible product.
What is it called?
The egg bites?
Oh, egg bites.
Oh, you like those?
Well, yeah, I like them.
I never try.
I honestly haven't tried them.
How can you go, oh, egg bites, if
you've never tried them?
Because it's disgusting, the idea.
Isn't it just somebody else hard boiling an
egg for you?
No, do you even know what an egg
bite is?
No, you don't.
Obviously, I'm completely clueless.
Yes, it's more like a very light souffle
of egg that has been put into a
cupcake form, and then it's like an egg
cupcake.
Oh, that sounds great.
Hey, quick, somebody, take a look and see
if there's egg bites in the TooManyEggs.com
book.
I'll bet you there's an egg bite recipe
in there.
I'm just guessing.
Free PDF, go to TooManyEggs.com, free PDF
for everybody out there.
What's eggs?
Now, I want to remind everybody we have
the tip of the day coming up, which
is good, and I'm going to tell you
why the tip of the day is good,
because I got an email this morning regarding
– it was actually a tip for me
– the Tsinghuan Heng burn gel that we
discussed a while back.
Did you get your burn gel?
Did you order it?
No.
Well, you might want to.
Listen to this.
Why, what, they're going to take it off
the market?
No, just listen to this from Natalie.
A while ago, you recommended Tsinghuan Heng burn
gel.
I bought a tube and stuck it in
the kitchen cabinet a few months ago.
I heard a scream in the hallway this
evening and ran out to find that my
three-year-old had used the chair to
get on the counter and grabbed my scalding
cup of tea and spilled it all over
her arms.
I quickly put her arms under cold water
and ran downstairs to get the burn gel.
I slathered it all over the affected areas,
and she immediately stopped crying.
Her arms are still red, but she shows
no signs of discomfort.
Thank you for your wonderful tip of the
day.
I hope I never have to use the
burn gel again, but I feel better knowing
it's at hand should another emergency arise.
From Mother Natalie.
There you go.
How about that?
Isn't that beautiful?
Well, it's definitely entertaining.
Goodness gracious.
Goodness gracious?
Is that what you actually use that phrase?
I'm bringing it back.
Goodness gracious.
I'm bringing it back.
I'm making it hip again.
You're going to make goodness gracious hip?
That's right.
I can do it.
All the kids are going to be doing
goodness gracious.
While everyone's dropping F-bombs, I'll just do
goodness gracious.
My mom used to say that.
Since you read something, I'm going to read
it.
This has nothing to do with tip of
the day.
This is a bonus.
Okay.
This is a note from one of our
producers that's volunteering in the fire area.
I call him Anonymous AJ.
And this, by the way, if anybody out
there is a reporter or works for one
of the newspapers, this is a story you
can do.
I'm probably going to pass it on to
a local news outlet because it needs to
be looked into.
Hey, John, I thought I'd send over a
boots on the ground report from yesterday when
I volunteered to help with fire relief with
an organization called LA Family Housing.
The experience started out fine.
We sorted donated packages from Amazon into different
piles for donations, including medical supplies, first aid
kits, clothing, et cetera.
All seemed great until we ended this task
and began packing what was billed as a
harm reduction kit.
This meant creating bagged kits, which included, among
other things, this is our California taxpayer money
at work.
This is scandalous, by the way.
Among other things, a clean meth pipe.
Oh, no.
Tourniquet, fentanyl testing kit, tin foil, alcohol prep
pads, and other necessary supplies needed to get
your fix.
Caseworkers will apparently give these kits out to
those in need.
An incredible use of donation dollars, don't you
think?
Wow.
Needless to say, this was beautifully done switcheroo,
which ended with me packing 143 harm reduction
kits and, quote unquote, proud of it.
I even questioned what was going on, but
was given a stern response by the N95
mask-wearing female volunteer next to me.
Yeah, I'll bet.
Rather than cause trouble, I kept my mouth
shut and just left early.
Perhaps a good explanation of why we do
this, but I'm at a loss.
There might be a good explanation, but I'm
at a loss and certainly feel like there's
a big failure going on here.
He sent a video showing the pipe, and
it was a very short video.
Was it a glass one from Texas Hot
Glass?
It was a glass one.
I don't know where it was from.
It looked more commercial than a hand-blown.
Oh.
And so this is our boots on the
ground.
This is what's going on in Democratic-controlled
California.
Lovely, lovely.
Stay there.
Keep living there.
It's all good.
Oh, it's great.
Yes.
It's 65 today.
What's your temperature there?
Our current temperature is 50 degrees on Main
Street in Fred.
That's not bad.
No, it's not bad, considering Louisiana got record
-breaking snowfall for the climate change.
But don't worry, 2025— Climate change.
I guarantee you 2025 will be, once again,
the hottest year on record.
Oh, the hottest year ever.
Yep, it'll happen.
We're going to thank the rest of our
producers who supported us with the treasure of
our Time, Talent, and Treasure Value for Value
system, $50 and above.
John will take us through it.
Yeah, we got a few people here.
Starting with the Brand family in Placerville, $150.
Sean Holman in Noblesville, Indiana, $148.48. It's
a switcheroo for my wife.
We love our Too Many Eggs cookbook.
Visit TooManyEggs.com and pick yours up today.
While you're in the internet, also visit StealthArms
.net.
Oh, yes.
And design and customize your very own 1911.
It takes double-stack Glock magazines.
I picked it up.
You got one?
My platypus, yes.
Ah.
It's basically a 1911.
I've always liked the 1911.
So it's perfectly balanced, and it has this
wild color scheme that looks like the Miami
Dolphins.
I had to pick it up at the
Ace Hardware, because they're the licensed firearms dealer.
The whole store was like, what is that
thing?
Oh, that's cool.
Can I hold it?
I'd love to shoot it.
Yeah, it was quite interesting, the platypus.
Stealth Arms.
I'd never heard of this company before.
Well, they listen to us.
They do.
And they're in Noblesville, Indiana.
And I'm reliably informed John wants a platypus
now.
I've heard that.
Yes.
Keith Hubbard in Plymouth, Minnesota, 12433.
Christie in Vestavia Hills, Alabama, 12433.
Joshua Stanfield in Marino Valley.
These are all the inauguration donations.
Joshua.
I'm just going to name a location until
I'm done with them.
Joshua Stanfield in Marino Valley, California.
Anonymous Cop in Redwood City, California.
Good for him.
Well done.
And let us know what you think about
the pardons.
Eric Hulse in Katy, Texas.
William Durkin in Greenville, South Carolina.
Taylor Rivera in Rockford, Illinois.
And that's it.
Crapped out.
That's the end of it.
And William Durkin wants some Lexus Karma.
For his 2006 GS300, it suddenly started to
have a hard downshift from second to first.
Yeah.
Take it to the dealer.
Yeah.
It is a baby.
It's 130K.
They go to 300,000 miles, so something
is amiss.
Something's off.
Solder your joints.
Take it to the dealer.
It's going to cost you a grand.
Yes.
Taylor Rivera is the last on the list.
Whitney, 11692.
And she has a long note.
Take a quick look at it.
She's a professional copywriter in the tech field.
Hmm.
And aware of the AI revolution.
I wrote a e-book about how, as
much as I love Claude and Chat GPT,
the fancy talking thesauruses are not going to
take our jobs.
I agree.
I agree, too.
PS, I hate it when you two fight.
We never fight.
You know, the funny thing is, people bitch
and moan about us fighting, but technically it's
good radio.
It's great radio.
Yeah, you're yacking at the other guy.
He's an asshole.
Also, lovey-dovey.
Who wants that?
Oh, disgusting.
Ian Field, 100 bucks.
Brendan F.
in Tokyo.
He needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
He came in with $100.
Also, Brian Lillard in Prosper, Texas, 8888.
Kevin McLaughlin, the Archduke of Luna, lover of
American boobs, 8008.
Sir Rick in Arlington, Washington, 6996.
And this is a switcheroo for Dame Becky.
Nice.
Dame Becky.
Christopher Witzel in Spirit Lake, Idaho, 6331.
And he needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Thanks for the audible download tip.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Mimi went right to that and immediately she
herself.
Yes.
Lots of people are doing this now.
Move your books.
We're responsible for theft.
It's good.
I don't know.
Is it theft?
I agree.
The EULA would say it's theft.
I don't think it's theft.
I don't either.
You bought that book to listen to it.
And what?
You have to stay for life, for the
rest of your life?
You got to stay with a subscription?
This is a software as a service taken
to the extreme?
Forget it.
If only we could do that with a
no agenda bundle for life.
The bundle.
For life.
Matthew Elwhart, Weatherford, Texas, 6006.
Michael Raguse in Huston, California, 5555.
Joseph Waltzer in El Paso, Texas, 5430.
Adam's Costco rant was so on point.
He sent an extra $1.50 as a
refund for my disappointing hot dog combo.
Nice.
I found that word.
Take it from here where I hang up
the phone.
I guess I left it on the hook.
Yes.
He also says shout out to my niece
Charlotte and tell her I'll see you at
Topgolf.
All right.
Soumitra Saravana, Fredericksburg, Virginia, with 5272.
I presume that's going to be 50 with
fees.
James Isaac, Wichita, Kansas, 50 with fees.
Josh Moroskos, there you go, Moroskos, Blairsville, Georgia.
It's not easy what you do.
I'll take it.
Janice, Janice, I already screwed up by the
way.
And by the way, the phone call is
one of those.
Oh, you know, you can get a discount
on your gas bill.
Oh, great.
Press one.
I always press one and hang up.
Yeah, very good.
Janet Kostrowski in New Albany, Ohio.
And it's a birthday call.
And she's sending, she says sending you guys
50 for my 50th.
Nice.
That's nice.
Baron Henry in Rancho Palos Verdes, California.
Bob Newell in Penfield, Pennsylvania.
And Baron Henry was 5242 and we have
Bob Newell 5240.
I don't know how these don't add up.
It's 50 plus variable fees.
Variable fees.
Forrest Martin 5005.
Andrew Benz, our buddy in Imperial, Missouri, 5005.
Anonymous in Plantsville, Connecticut, 5004.
This was a 47.45 donation.
That's an interesting idea.
The 47.45 donation plus fees.
Thank you.
People are so nice sending us the fees.
It just messes up the numerology, but it
is appreciated.
Put it in the note what your original
number was.
Ah, good idea.
Sir H, H, Sir H in San Francisco,
California.
Yes, he sent me a separate note.
I do want to read this.
He says, I need your help.
This is for all the knowage in the
nation.
Listen up.
Our human resource number four is on her
way, but she's still in breach position.
Same thing happened for other human resources and
caused lots of issues.
It's a pain in the butt.
Not just the butt.
We tried different exercises, Chinese moxa things, et
cetera, but nothing worked.
I've added $50 on top of my monthly
donation.
I hope you could send me some baby
flipping karma.
Thank you for the great show, Sir H
Hunter of Wild Mushrooms in San Francisco.
Yes, baby making karma, but it's the baby
birth karma, baby flipping karma.
I've prayed for you as well.
We need to flip that baby, everybody.
Let's flip it.
Flip the kid.
You're going to give him baby making karma?
I'll do it at the end.
Michael Sikora in New Richmond, Wisconsin, 50.
These are all $50 donors from here on
out.
Alex Delgado in Aptos, California.
Scott Riley in Meridian, Idaho.
Rachel Rib, Ribby or Ribby, probably Ribby, in
Oklahoma City.
She's also, my husband is dedicated to being
a douche bag as he's listening to your
show.
I de-douched him last year for his
30th birthday, but he's still not, he's still
emitting signs of douche baggery.
Therefore, I am making it a tradition to
donate on his behalf each year for his
birthday until he's no longer a douche bag.
Wow.
Okay, well, what are you going to do?
Sir Greg in Newport, North Carolina wraps us
up with the 50s, and that's the end
of our group of producers and well-wishers
that made the show, I don't know, it
was 1732 a reality.
That's right, and thank you again to our
executive and associate executive producers who supported us
bigly today.
We appreciate that, those credits are yours for
good.
Noagendadonations.com is where you can support the
show.
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making karma.
You've got karma.
Let us know how it goes, Sir H.
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He turned 31 on January 10th.
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Big Boss Rob Jordan, happy birthday to his
wife Rebecca Ann Skeel Jordan.
Her birthday is today.
David Kekta, one of our end of show
mixers today, he says happy birthday to his
friend Tammy Osborne.
She's 40-something, doesn't really matter.
Dame Jessica wishes her amazing husband Sir Bad
Potato a happy birthday.
He celebrates 45 years today.
Janet Kostrewski turns 50 today.
Baronet birthday boy Bill celebrates tomorrow.
Baronet birthday boy Bill wishes his twin sister
Beth a happy birthday for tomorrow.
And Baronet birthday boy Bill wishes his nephew
Patrick a happy birthday, also celebrating tomorrow.
It's amazing.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best
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It's your birthday now.
And we do have one knighting to take
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good.
Here you go.
Well, take it out.
Oh, there it is.
Angel of Smyrna, step on up, sir.
You are about to become a knight of
the No Agenda Roundtable.
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You good, sir?
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Anybody can go there.
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No Agenda Meetups!
It's like a party!
That's right.
It's like a party.
No Agenda Meetups.
These are producer-organized.
You can find all the information at noagendameetups
.com.
This is where you find the connection that
will give you protection.
All of the people you meet at a
No Agenda Meetup are your first responders.
Remember to have an attitude of gratitude when
you go, especially for the host and for
your servers.
And we have a report from the Three
Mile Island Meetup.
On a day at a chin a day
at a No Agenda Nation, since Three Mile
Island is firing back up, so is another
evac zone meetup.
Each citizen who attends will receive a special
No Agenda fortune cookie.
Will your destiny be to adopt a goat?
Or perhaps befriend a shape-shifting Jew?
Only the cookie knows!
I think it's a promo.
And maybe this Fort Wayne, Indiana is also
a promo?
What is this?
Adam and John, this is Shannon, hosting from
Fort Wayne.
Everyone in attendance is 33% happier than
when they started.
Eat more Karel, and I'm going to shave
my hairy legs.
Hi, this is Dan.
Had a good time.
Hey, this is your narcissistic YouTuber, CoolHacksWithAK.
Like and subscribe.
Shelly from Fort Wayne.
Another good meetup.
Thank you for your courage.
Marching for Life, I'm Jonathan.
I'm David.
You know where to find us.
Or you wouldn't be here.
I should have played them in the other
order.
Thank you very much for the report.
We do have a meetup taking place this
coming Saturday at Arcade.
It'll be the Arcade Party in Fredericksburg.
That's Fredericksburg, Virginia at the Reclaim Arcade.
Also on Saturday, the No Cheesecake Tokyo New
Year Meetup.
Ah, yes, this is Sir Mark Dame Astrid.
That'll be at 7.30 Japan Standard Time
at Ten Cups.
Ten Cups in Tokyo, Japan.
And then, our next show day Sunday, the
PSYOP Seasonal Meetup, 2 o'clock at Toby's
Bar & Grill in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the
Cow Peak No Agenda Meetup of the Black
Hills, 3 o'clock at Crow Peak Brewing
in Spearfish, South Dakota.
And then, we have the TMI, just heard
it, EVAC Zone Fortune Cookie Meetup, 3.30
in Evergreen Brewing, Camp Hill, Pennsylvania.
Definitely check those out.
And go to noagendameetups.com to find all
of the meetups available in your area.
If you can't find one on the calendar,
start one yourself.
It's easy and always a party.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with
all the nights and days.
You want to be where you won't be,
triggered or held to blame.
You want to be where everybody feels the
same.
It's like a party.
It's like a party, baby.
It's like a party.
All right.
I had so much to do today looking
through the executive orders.
I only have one ISO.
I don't think it's probably going to win.
But I will roll it out anyway for
you.
Here's my ISO.
And all the fact checkers died.
That's all I got.
Did I lose you?
Hello?
Yeah.
What happened?
I got kicked off of Clean Feed.
And it said, this link is being used
by someone else.
Oh, that's interesting.
Yeah.
Is anyone else there?
Anyone else on?
And then it said, take over.
And you took over?
Yeah.
You've got power.
Did you hear my ISO?
I did not hear the ISO.
And all the fact checkers died.
That's all I have for today.
Okay, well, I got a bunch.
Okay.
I like that one, but it's not.
It's not the best?
Okay.
I think I can beat it.
All right.
Let's start with two guys.
Two guys.
No, wait, wait.
No, that's the wrong show.
Okay.
What are we starting with then?
I'm looking for my list.
No, it says two guys is here.
I've got two guys.
Oh, okay.
Then I got the right list.
Okay.
Two guys.
These two guys are so cute.
Okay.
I'm liking that one.
I'm liking it.
Thumbs up.
And that sums up this week.
Two guys is cuter.
Yeah.
Hard.
Podcasting is hard.
Real hard.
It's true.
People have no idea what we do for
this show.
They have no idea.
All right.
What's your last one?
Cinderella.
If the shoe fits, wear it, Cinderella.
I think it's between...
Podcasting is hard.
Real hard.
And...
These two guys are so cute.
Oh, man.
I don't know which one to choose, John.
I kind of like both of them.
No, we cannot do a combo.
No, we can't.
I would say...
Sophie's choice.
I would say...
Why don't we use one this show and
one on Sunday?
Well, I'll use this one now.
Podcasting is hard.
Real hard.
I think we'll use that one.
Because it is.
It's real hard.
And you have no idea how hard it
is.
Especially when it comes to John's tip of
the day.
Created by us.
From you and me.
Just the tip.
With JCB.
And sometimes Adam.
Created by Dana Brunetti.
Yeah.
Okay.
So the tip of the day is a
website.
Oh.
An interesting one, I have to say.
Because it could come in quite handy for
anyone who's cheap or on a budget.
Computing on a budget.
Linux, even.
It's called...
The website is the following.
Alternate 2.
Number 2?
I'm sorry.
Alternative 2.
Alternative 2 dot net.
I'm going to take a look at this.
Alternative 2 dot net.
And for example, in this case, you're going
to open it up.
Type in...
And it gives you all the alternative tip
softwares available out there.
To whatever you want.
For example, type in Microsoft Word.
Alternative what?
Alternative...
Give me the URL again.
Alternative 2.
All one word.
T-W-O or T-O-O?
T-O.
Oh.
2 dot net.
Oh.
So type in Microsoft Word.
Microsoft Word.
Yep.
And it'll give you a list of all
the alternatives to Microsoft Word that are out
there.
With little reviews and some discussion.
Including a bunch of them I'd never heard
of.
Yeah.
Like Language Tool.
And Quiga.
Quiga.
It's a bunch of weird ones.
But you can do this.
You put Photoshop in there.
You can put anything that you want.
But you don't want to buy.
So it's for cheap people.
Yeah.
Well, that should be everybody.
Yeah.
Oh, that's interesting.
Yeah.
It's actually quite an interesting site.
One of our producers, Zach, sent it to
me.
And it reminded me that I've got to
fix my personal portal.
So it's got more stuff like this on
it.
You have a personal portal?
Yeah.
Dvorak dot org slash home.
Home.
Home slash home dot h-t-m.
There it is, everybody.
Two tips in one today.
Great advice from you and me.
H-t-m.
Just check with JC.
And sometimes Adam.
Created by Dana Brunetti.
And you're complaining about my goodness gracious Mr.
Dot H-t-m?
Really?
I don't think so.
Oh, boy.
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That's what we were talking about earlier.
The Grimerica Boys.
They're talking about near-death experiences in ancient
civilizations.
Who would want to miss that?
I don't think so.
End of show mixes.
Quite spectacular.
Some oldies in there and a brand new
one.
And Brian Longenecker.
We have Sir David Kekta.
And also in there is, who am I
thinking of?
John Esther.
There we go.
Coming to you from the heart of the
Texas Hill Country, right here in Fredericksburg.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where we're going
to bring back the term fiddle sticks.
I'm John C.
Dvorak.
We return on Sunday, right here on No
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Remember us at noagendadonations.com.
Until then, adios, mofos, hui hui, and such.
I'm a student.
He's a punk.
I'm a mutt.
A mutt who doesn't know what he's talking
about.
Well, I like to punch him in the
face.
He's a national disaster.
He's an embarrassment to this country.
It makes me so angry that this country
has gotten to this point.
That this fool, this bozo, has wound up
where he has.
He goes out, he wants to punch people
in the face.
Well, I like to punch him in the
face.
All right, first.
Deep breath.
This was a big day.
You have been watching perhaps one of the
most disgraceful performances by an American president that
I've ever seen.
It was probably the low point of the
presidency.
Wow.
Disgusting.
President Trump is not on America's team.
It was nothing short of treason.
Donald Trump betrayed America.
We have a president who is betraying us.
He was like a scared child.
The way he cowered.
Trump was pretty nervous.
Most people are nervous when meeting their boss.
He embraced him.
He validated him.
While trashing his own country.
And gave the middle finger to America.
Embarrassing the country.
The single most embarrassing performance that I've ever
seen.
The United States was attacked, and President Trump
today sided with the enemy.
It is disgraceful.
Refusing to side with his own country.
His own country.
You should call this the surrender summit.
This is evidence of collusion.
What we saw yesterday was collusion.
And he's basically saying, I'm with Vlad.
Why he did so, I can't really get
into that.
I'm not a doctor.
Trump was so impotent, it's no wonder he
leaves the Russian summit with one ball.
That's a nice gift.
Although, I think Putin still has a set
of Trump's balls.
It was time for Trump to put his
foot down.
And he did.
Right on America's dick.
Sorry.
It's not funny.
This is the Chinese.
The Chinese.
Why did you say that?
You didn't have to say that.
Are you planning something?
Are you suggesting something?
Just watch this here.
Go for Trump.
He can't say it.
We're all gonna die.
Meanwhile, the world is still on its knees.
If you can get a hold of, and
we can set up a, so our folks
can have it.
Stars will hold a benefit concert for L
.A. Fire.
It's the event called Fire.
Fire.
It will be staged on January 30th in
two venues.
Some of the performers will include Lady Gaga,
Jelly Roll, Billie Eilish, and the Red Hot
Chili Peppers.
Nothing like some Red Hot Chili Peppers in
your Fire 8, huh, man?
Perfect.
Blast.
Hey.
It's so dumb.
Talking on the internet and crying about it's
hot.
The best podcast in the universe.
Adios, mofo.
Dvorak.org slash N-A.
Podcasting is hard.
Real hard.