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Adam curry Jhansi Dvorak,
Sunday February 5 2023 This is your award winning keep our
nation media assassination episode 1527
This is no agenda
Up up and away and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas
Hill Country here and female reason number six in the morning
everybody I'm Adam curry
and for Northern Silicon Valley where we're all seeing the
balloon the balloon the balloon and Jhansi Dvorak.
Here we go Everybody sing along
goodness the hoax SIOP of the century I love this
story. It was the best
fair warning jump do during the the fat lady a segment I have.
We did a little work on my on my teeth on Friday, and my lower
bridge popped off. So I just like jam that in with, you know,
I didn't even clean it properly just jammed in with some
geriatric pay. So at any moment that could fly off, but
hopefully it'll stick.
will hopefully it won't become a continuing bit on the show.
It's not supposed to be a bit. Thanks, though. You were aware?
That's it? It's not a bit. It's okay. Okay. Okay. Sucks. I'm
telling you a better does that. Let's
go with the balloon. Wait,
super cut time. What do you say?
Oh, hold on. Let me think I have Okay, wait, let's hold off this
year because I have introductory clips that really don't have any
serious meaning to him. That's just from NHK and around the
world.
Well, that's what the supercut is to.
Yeah, but it's super cut. I'll point out to the stupidity of it
all and I get closer to the end. Okay. Which do you
which one do you want to start with? Well, when
you start with balloon NH is a three party balloon NHK.
China and the United States have been at odds for years now. A
trade war tensions on Taiwan, the South China Sea and Russia's
invasion of Ukraine. The fault lines have widened as Washington
scrambles to counter Beijing's rising economic and strategic
influence. But this week's appearance of a giant Chinese
balloon over the sky force America is threatening to
further destabilize that Blue Mountain says it's being used to
spy. In response it canceled a planned visit by Beijing.
Beijing by Secretary of State Antony Blinken China maintains
that it's a civilian weather balloon that was blown off
course. The Pentagon says a second balloon has now been
spotted over Latin America
all right. All right. Well, we'll comment after everything
including the suit Yes Go
balloon to continue further report from in HK
can't reward the CCP for this kind of flagrant violation of
our sovereignty by
just putting up this is some Republican congressman,
Republican specifically showboating. You know, just
balloon is a big deal and he's got to make his he gets his
finally gets his airtime on NHK now, Gallagher, I can't remember
his name. He's so meaningless, but going
to count reward the CCP for this kind of flagrant violation of
our sovereignty. This is normally not a grip and grin
session with Xi Jinping as it's really happening would have been
a terrible look for us diplomacy. The CCP will continue
to push the envelope until we push back. This isn't
the first time that China has launched a spy balloon over the
United States. The Pentagon says that in recent years
surveillance balloons have been spotted over Guam and Hawaii.
All right, new new term grip and grin. This is what will be used
for meetups from now on. I like to grip and grip like grip and
grin. Everybody time to grip and grin.
And finally the last clip from NHK balloon finale.
US Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin says US military fighter
aircraft has shot down a Chinese surveillance balloon over waters
of the South Carolina coast. This footage shows a white
object believed to be the balloon falling with a white
plume above it. In a statement on Saturday, Austin said the
balloon was successfully brought down at the direction of
President Joe Biden. Biden told reporters that he had ordered
the Pentagon on Wednesday to shut it down safely as soon as
possible
and successfully took it down. And I want to compliment our
aviators who did it.
The defense secretary statements said the balloon was being used
to surveil strategic sites on the US mainland China had
described the balloon as a civilian airship used mainly for
weather research.
All right Now let's get to the fun stuff. Let's just blow that
was that was foreign media. Just as stupid as our own media here
tonight breaking news as we come on the air the Pentagon just
moments ago flying over the US this suspected Chinese
surveillance balloon the size of three buses
become on the air tonight with some breaking news. We have just
learned that the Pentagon is tracking a suspected Chinese spy
balloon we're gonna begin with that massive spy build
begin with several developments overnight as the Pentagon tracks
what's believed to be a Chinese spy balloons.
The issue of the day is what the Chinese spy believes. Oh, good
morning, George. national security officials continue to
monitor this Chinese surveillance balloons and
a senior defense official says authorities are tracking a giant
Chinese spy balloon
The Pentagon says a second Chinese spy balloon is currently
moving across Latin America.
It's also been reported that these balloons have the ability
to stare themselves for on Wednesday
the spy balloon was over Montana
Montana is home to several nuclear weapons sites there
are intercontinental ballistic missiles the Minuteman three
that have silos right here. Everybody in their brother out
there wants the thing shot down we look weak we look terrible.
Why don't we shooting down the balloon? Why are we shooting
down the balloons.
Details about the dramatic us shoot down of a Chinese spy
balloon over us airspace. vus is working to recover the debris
from a Chinese spy balloon
that was shot down on Saturday, the
Navy and the Coast Guard are securing the perimeter to
collect that debris with unmanned vehicles and divers.
What are officials going to be looking for?
They're gonna be looking for the sensor package that was
underneath that balloon. Remember
that the administration said that this was a spy balloon.
I got a sensor package for you right here. Thank you clip
custodian. That's a no agenda exclusive supercut not just
taken off the Oath of the YouTube somewhere. I thought
this ABC lady she brought in something really that I only
realize when I when I heard her come to this breaking news that
there's something people said something news models will say
when they really want it to be incredibly important of dire
importance. Listen,
good afternoon. I'm Lindsey Davis at ABC News headquarters
in New York. We're coming on the air at this hour with breaking
news.
There it is. We're coming on the air at this hour at this hour
mark down the hour at this hour. Because you know at this hour
you know, I was listening to some really old clips from years
ago. And breaking news is relatively new that used to be
called news flash. Wow, that's
interesting.
We have a news flash.
Yeah, in fact, yeah, I don't think we've even ever updated
our here. That's our news flash sound. And it's even labeled
Newsflash, you, right? It's never been. And then of course,
it went from breaking news to breaking
to breaking right. Breaking,
breaking, breaking breaking.
You had to fill in the news part yourself. I gotta get paid by
the word. I guess I got
a couple other clips here that I think would make sense. Just in
case you didn't hear about this happening. Here's our here's our
president
on Wednesday, when I was briefed on the balloon, or the Pentagon
to shoot it down.
Like I was briefed on the balloon. Do you hear yourself
on Wednesday when I was briefed on the balloon or the Pentagon
to shoot it down on Wednesday as soon as possible. They decided
without doing damage to anyone on the ground and decided that
the best time to do that was the god over water within our within
12 mile limit is successfully took it down. And I want to
compliment our aviators who did it and we'll have more to report
on this a little later.
Well done aviators you know, just as an aside early on it was
pointed out if your aviators and then he got on his philosophy
didn't left it was pointed out that if someone had just put a
couple of holes in instead of blowing it up,
oh no. dramatic enough.
It would have drifted down and they could have just putting the
yes yeah, they could have just picked the gear off perfectly in
good shape and said they dropped dumping into water with a narrow
if they find is going to be ruined. It turns out
it was 47 feet deep so they'll be able to find it easily. That
is much shallower than they expected which means they can
bring in whatever phony baloney thing they have now just Oh
look. Boy, look. This is what was on it. You wait, they're
gonna show this they're gonna have pictures of it displayed
almost like a drug bust?
No, it'd be very similar to the Roswell Yes, show pieces of the
balloon.
Yes, Roswell. You're right. This is our Roswell of our age. Yes.
I have a few more short ones here. There we go. This is This
is America, everybody. I just want you to know, when we're
when we see a spy balloon and we've got our aviators to go and
blow it up. This is how we react on the ground. There we go.
Automatic moment caught on camera off the coast of South
Carolina by 239 US fighter jets took down a Chinese spy balloon
that had been making its way across American airspace over
the past several days. A senior US defense official says the
balloon was shot down by a single F 22. With one Air to Air
Missile, the F 22 flying at approximately 58,000 feet while
the balloon was at an altitude between 60 and 65,000 feet poof
of smoke the balloon expected to land in the Atlantic Ocean where
it can be collected for military analysis.
There's a lot of bull crap going on here. And you're right, let's
start with how high up it was and how big this thing is. I'm
not quite
sure let's start with Well, before we even do that. Let's
start with the expense of taking an F 22 Our most expensive plane
and flying it up and then shooting a rocket at this thing
instead of a couple of shots.
Okay, but that wouldn't be dramatic, man. I mean, you could
shoot it with a BB gun.
It probably cost a million bucks to bring this thing down
whatever we could it right you could shoot it with a BB gun.
You could have shot it with a biplane, but it was my
understanding
with the goggles. No, I think it needs some oxygen, the biplane
would be a little it'd be very
minor Shelly was by the time they shot it down. It was at
35,000 feet.
This thing was never at. I mean, it was maybe at 47,000 feet at
one point. But hold on a second. Let's just get something really
straight here. We have had spy mechanisms. Keep in balloons
ever since Gorgon stare, if you remember that we talked about
that a lot in 2013 2014 that we can see down to a square foot
from these things. And we have the balloons everywhere. We're
proud of it story after story about our rapid expansion of
balloons as a as a spy system. So these things typically are
120,000 feet. And the way I see it is look up. That's a spy
balloon. Don't worry, we're not spying on you, America, because
you'd be able to see it if we were spying on you. That's
that's part of SIOP. Number one, this thing was and then school
buses. I'm not quite sure what the mind control is of that. Who
came and I don't even know who broke this news breaking. First
breaking but it was very clear that I was in the car. Yes, I'm
guessing probably. And I'm switching it's Fox at CNN at
MSNBC. Everybody know they're all in on it. Everybody's all in
on it and, and all of a sudden, like national security. Oh, it's
China. So finally, the Republicans have something to
bitch about. A Democrats in America, Russia, Russia, Russia.
Now it's China, China's the Republicans, they got to China.
And seemingly, most of America just went went along with it.
And then to turn it into an international incident by
blowing it out of the sky, even though they've been tracking it
apparently for several days. And then for Anthony Blinken, not to
go to China because Oh, no, I'm just very curious. If you had
just balloon overhead.
China's decision to fly a surveillance balloon over the
continental United States is both unacceptable and
irresponsible.
Oh, irresponsible. I agree, though. I hate balloons. I've
been in balloons. You don't land a balloon. It's a controlled
crash. I'm sorry for balloon pilots out there. But it sucks.
Okay,
you guys take exception. I'm gonna take exception to
everything you said. Okay. I was in a balloon. I've been in a
balloon a couple of times. And I was in one once in Napa Valley
and it was exactly the way you describe it. Then I was in
Switzerland. And I was being shown around a bunch of tech
stuff. And I was taken up with a couple other guys with the net
Swiss national ballooning champion. Yeah, it's
unbelievable when you get a guy like that he can drive the
balloon like it's up he can move it from here to there he sees
the What does close piloting it's called pilot a pilot a
pilot and then he it because he just goes to different altitudes
and then it goes in a different direction. It's astonishing. I
know. You got lucky you're gonna love it you're not gonna believe
me.
I realized this. And then when we landed it, it was like every
it was like it was a soft very soft and as and it was like any
well I don't move And then he would do something else and then
you step okay, okay, you can get out and somebody got out into
the balloon would wiggle a little bit. It was unbelievable.
Yeah. But then again, then I, I'm never gonna get a balloon,
right again, I'm never gonna take one. Plus I get this guy.
I'm putting it into our agreement that you are not
allowed to go in any more balloons. It's very by told my
daughter if some TV show says, You got to go in a balloon you
refuse, which she did, they actually asked her. So but and I
know the balloon in aviation industry will be very mad. I
mean, I don't like it. I don't like it. And so now they're
piloting this thing remotely. No, they're not. It's the whole
thing. Bull crap. There's no way Oh, all of this is bull crap.
Now. Is it a Chinese balloon? Maybe? Was it a weather balloon?
Maybe it doesn't matter. Just got satellites overhead watching
all the time. But now No, this is being abused, to set up
bullshit with China, which we needed, of course, because you
know, the whole Russia thing and Ukraine that's going to start
coming to win. We'll talk about that in a moment. So we need to
start up the next theater of war. And Antony Blinken, of
course, completely complicit in his
decision to fly a surveillance balloon over the continental
United States is both unacceptable and irresponsible.
That's what this is about. It's a violation of our sovereignty.
So violation of international law.
A violation of international law. Okay. If indeed it is a spy
balloon, but don't worry, we'll get the Roswell pictures. Now.
Why? It's so obvious why this is being used because we even get
going back to NHK. I got a clip from Japan. Bill Burns, the
director of CIA, listen to what he has to say.
Countries are increasingly wary of China, which is continuing
its military buildup. The head of the US Central Intelligence
Agency is warning of China's intentions in the Indo Pacific.
William Byrne says President shootin ping appears to be ready
for an invasion of Taiwan by 2027.
We know as a matter of intelligence that he's
instructed the People's Liberation Army to be ready by
2027 to conduct a successful invasion. Now, that does not
mean that he's decided to conduct an invasion in 2027 or
any other year. But it's a reminder of the seriousness of
his focus and his ambition.
Burns Ward should not be underestimated. The Chinese
president is currently serving his third term in office. It
expires in 2027. Burns said she is closely watching Russia's
invasion of Ukraine, and is likely unsettled in a little
sobered by the performance of the Russian military.
So there's our favorite year 2027 on deck and in what
universe? Does the director of CIA come out and said, Yeah,
China wants a war in 2027. In what universe? Does this happen?
I'd like to know that's crazy. And there's a Georgetown
University in Georgia. Yeah, Georgia. It was George
Washington, something with the GTE. But what what in what
universe? Does that happen? Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe we're
antagonizing China a little bit. That's why they
Well, that's what we did to rush it again. Don't invade Ukraine.
Listen to this,
the United States in the Philippines announced plans to
expand America's military presence in that country. With
access to four additional military sites. The move comes
as China has taken increasingly aggressive actions toward
Taiwan, which it maintains as part of its territory. The new
agreement would allow the United States to put military equipment
and facilities in as many as nine locations inside the
Philippines. That move would create the largest US military
presence in the Philippines in some 30 years.
Now in America, we're pretty stupid. But if everyone goes to
Google Maps right now, take a look at where the Philippines
is. Take a look at where those bases are. Well, that that's
there. That's more egregious than a balloon.
Well, I have four clips from Voice of America that discussed
this exact topic. Let's
do it. Voice of America. Weight of the propaganda station Voice
of America love it. Yeah,
this is good. Oh, yeah.
And by the way, they sound they have a funny muffled sound that
is just there's nothing you can do about but this is USA. Of
course. I did pull it off to shortwave.
It's on the internet. Okay, good one John.
The United States Embassy in the Solomon Islands is now opened
Secretary of State Antony Blinken said on Wednesday, as
Washington seeks to boost diplomatic relations in the
Pacific as a counter to China. Solomon Islands entered a
security pact with China last year. US Secretary of Defense
Lloyd Austin says the United States and South Korea will
increase the pace and scope of joint military exercises As and
expand intelligence sharing in response to repeated and more
frequent missile tests by North Korea
did they have that music Andhra to
yeah they play a music bed is really disgusting This is doing
on all our reports it's very very lame
and it's dumb if you're doing it on shortwave it's only going to
mess up the audio.
I know it is. So that so this is the reason blink it didn't want
to go because he's gonna have to add account for all these this
stuff that's
over there. Thank you. Exactly.
So here we go. Part Two,
the US is set to gain access to for more Philippine military
bases. US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin and his Filipino
counterparts. Carlito Galvez made the announcement Thursday
in Manila. They did not specify the locations but in November,
the Philippines said the US had sought access to military camps,
mostly located in the northern Philippine region of Luzon. US
left its own bases in the Philippines in 1992, after the
leases weren't renewed by the Philippine Government, the
northernmost tip of Luzon sits about 320 kilometers south of
Taiwan, putting it within range of shore based missiles. US
presence on Luzon could deter China from invading Taiwan.
So please pay no attention to what dekes we are in the region.
No, no look at the balloon, the balloon the balloon the balloon.
Before we play the first play the third one that I have a
headline to read.
Third plate Philippines and neighboring countries have also
been dealing with increasing Chinese aggression in the South
China Sea. An expert in Philippine National Security
explains why expanding the current agreement with the US
makes sense for the Philippines,
the assymetry between the Philippines and the other
Southeast Asian claimants visa vie, China is very clear. So
without an external force to balance, you know the disparity
would really make the Philippines and other countries
in the region concerned and suspicious about Chinese
activities in the South China Sea and also in the Taiwan
Strait.
Very polling a Southeast Asia expert at the Center for
Strategic and International Studies, explains why this
latest move fits into Washington's overall Indo
Pacific strategy.
The greatest benefit the US have is a robust Alliance Network.
And the Philippines being the oldest ally in the region is the
one that in a sense has been left behind. So modernizing that
alliance, networking and more with the Japanese in the
Australian alliances, fits perfectly into this US overall
strategy of leaning more heavily on its allies and making those
alliances more equal.
Okay, headline from Politico, last July, July 5 2020. To us as
MIT US military's newest weapon against China, hot air. The
Pentagon has quietly transitioning high altitude
balloon projects to the military services. The high altitude
inflatables, flying between 60 and 90,000 feet will be added to
the Pentagon's extensive surveillance network and could
eventually be used to track hypersonic weapons.
Yeah,
I mean, this, this is great. high or very high altitude
platforms have a lot of benefit for their endurance on station
maneuverability also flexibility for multiple payloads. That's
the senior fellow for International Security Program
and Missile Defense Project Director for the Center for
Strategic and International Studies. Over the past two
years, the Pentagon has spent about 3.8 million on balloon
projects. That's nothing guys up that put a B for that M. plans
to spend 27 point 1 million in fiscal year 2023. Oh, that's
this year to continue work on multiple efforts. So who's
floating over who this is, and
it gets worse. And another reason that Blinken probably is
not showing up is because he's the one starting to make, you
know, we say oh, you know, there's Russians, they're
threatening nuclear war. And you listen to them talk to you, and
they're not really doing that.
No, Lincoln is Lincoln.
Listen to these clips. This is nukes who shot Korea, US and HK
Blinken sat down with PUC in Washington on Friday the
diplomats later announced they had agreed to strengthen the
country's defense capabilities and maintain so called extended
deterrence. The term refers to the USS commitment to use
nuclear weapons to protect its allies. No.
Blinking blinking said that.
Yeah, do we have we have
audio? Yeah, well, you want to hear him say it. Let's listen to
this clip. This will be nukes blink and two. We reaffirmed
our commitment to improving our allied defense against common
threats, as well as our commitment to defending the
Republic of Korea using the full range of us capabilities,
including nuclear conventional
man We are
committed to strengthening extended deterrence while
maintaining a robust combined defense posture. Any
provocations by North Korea will be met with the firm and united
response.
Oh, man, you know what? This is so useful something like this
because what do we no longer hear? Hunter Biden's laptop?
Joe? Joe Biden's documents the Memphis jump out team black on
black killing with a white guy who was the ringleader. All of
that's off that's wiped off the white, the white non binary, the
white non mom Barrett and non binary ringleader of the whole
thing.
Stop him. I'm telling you, man this just gets I have one last
clip in this series. Okay. And this is from Stoltenberg Yeah,
and talking about promoting the army and loading up the nuts
like rearming these old war mongering mongering countries.
So he's all in on on loading up Japan. NATO Secretary
General Jens Stoltenberg on Wednesday, applauding Japan's
plan to double its defense spending, saying it reflected
the country's resolve for greater security involvement in
a changing world. Prime Minister Fumiaki cheetahs government
approved the new security strategy last year that includes
an increase in defense spending to 2% of GDP, or 73 billion US
dollars by 2027.
Now isn't this exactly what happens every
time it 2027
Of course 2027 That's when World War Three is supposed to break
out. And isn't it always the case that when there's financial
turmoil World War One World War Two, the all the eight holes the
military industrial complex goes out it goes to war. We of course
as Americans are easily riled up with you know, Greg gonna pop
your balloon Mitch I mean, that's literally what this is.
That's literally who we are with the biggest eight holes on the
planet with this stuff. I understand time
code for that when
we are Americans we like that kind of thing. And it plays into
it so and the news just like, like, oh, we can we know how to
do this one. This is easy. I mean, I even for the for
starting the show, I even tweeted out a balloon joke. I
mean, the memes are everywhere. Because we feel superior as
Americans because we are good at meaning we're good at making
jokes we're good at and scoffing and laughing but in the men are
good at blowing stuff up. Very good at that. That's why we
bring an F 22 to didn't pop your balloon.
22 Think about it. I mean, it
would have been funnier if it was a warthog, you know? That
would have been cool. Now, no, can't do that. We can't blow it
up. Gosh, it's but the military industrial complex has has us by
the balls by the balls, people squeezing them. Just like oh,
no, no, we need more war stuff. And I think and I can
demonstrate this with a few clips. I think what's happening
is they're seeing that the Ukraine thing is ending. This is
over. People are not digging it. Especially in in Europe. Well,
first of all start with us. Of course, what are we going to do
overseas
now to the war in Ukraine, another massive US aid package
will soon be on its way $2.2 billion in assistance includes
long range missiles for the high Mars launchers Ukrainians
already have. With fierce battles raging in the east for
Ukraine, the aid simply cannot
arrive soon enough. All right. Now let's let's listen up. This
actually plays into what Blinken was saying
we turn tonight to the war in Ukraine. Vladimir Putin with a
new veiled threat to us nuclear weapons warning that war with
Russia won't be limited to fighting with tanks.
Is that which means he'll start nukes that? Yeah. How
does Yes. He never says the news the way. Lincoln just did. You
heard it? No, no, no, we never says he'll say something like
Well, we're going to do even more or we're going to send more
troops. And then Nokes. Yeah, that'd be the interpretation of
David Muir.
Good catches David Muir ABC
won't be limited to fighting with tanks. And it's not like
David Muir wrote that line. Russian missiles meanwhile,
targeting apartment buildings overnight in the eastern city of
crematorium killing at least three civilians wounding 20
others, President Solinsky said he thinks Russia
that he's he's the editor in chief of his own show. He's he
didn't write the line. Of course not. But he's totally
responsible for that line. Yes. His job. Okay, so
now so things are so bad. And I have two clips to prove that
people really aren't all that into it in in Europe. Here is
actually one. So here's the former Defense Minister of the
UK sir Jared Old Horwath? And he says, Yeah, we got to step it up
over there.
Just checking with you, though. So Charles, are you suggesting
boots on the ground? I think that
they said boots on the ground as British that was not easy to
understand even for me,
just checking me there. So Charles, are you suggesting
boots on ground on the ground?
Consider okay. Yes,
I do. We have to consider the us something we have to consider.
Okay.
Okay. Yes, I do. I feel, certainly if you would have put
a native things that will be NATO versus Russia. But Russia
is the is the guilty party here. Russia has invaded another
sovereign state. And we have declared everybody on the West
has declared that Ukraine has got to win. And we're doing a
tremendous amount. And Britain led the way under Boris Johnson,
in leading the support for Ukraine. But I do think we have
to think very hard, where this is going. Because at the moment
what it's looking like, is a stalemate
with a caller, could you turn on your radio, please?
Russia, just flattening whole parts of that sovereign country
like they did in Aleppo. They're a brutal regime. They lie
through their teeth, and the West is going to decide that it
is going to support Ukraine and Ukraine does have to win because
if Ukraine does not win, where will Putin go next? We have to
decide exactly how we're going to do this. And I think just
edging slowly fit more here, but no, that is not the answer.
Oh my god. That's the worst clip ever. That guy had his radio
going. Why this is the BBC. Why don't they send somebody over
there even when we do remote? We have somebody that can go over
there and help. I know. So that guy over there with a
microphone.
Well, this is a Hail Mary because they can't get anyone to
really say anything nasty like that. I'm just looking at some
of the headlines. Britain's ammo would last a full day against
Russia, former general all their ammo, all their ammo would be
one day of fighting. And Germany. Well, Germany,
if you only took one shot when you saw the whites of their
eyes.
German Germany is rebelling, the Germans are not the Germans have
a history. The Germans have a history with all kinds of
things. And they have agreements like, like social contracts,
like you know, maybe we shouldn't be dicks anymore. And
the people are coming out and they're protesting AlJazeera
in Berlin, rallying against sending battle tanks to Ukraine
visit of the evening, we were the ones who fought two World
Wars, which we basically caused and they want to drag us into
this wall. I totally do not understand.
Of course, it is possible that Russia will attack a NATO
country, and then there will be a third world war. And I'm
really against all this because we live in fear.
And Ipsos poll published this week shows support for sending
heavy weapons like lappa to tanks is down to 48% Compared to
55 a few months ago. Three quarters of those polled say
they don't want Germany to be militarily involved da fancy
face and became deeply rooted in Germany after World War Two in
the mid 1940s. The generations who grew up since then, are
familiar with the slogan no more war. For them sending heavy
weapons to an active war zone is seen as a huge break with the
past and the wrong strategy. That is why the country's
foreign minister caused quite a shock last week, we are fighting
a war against Russia and not each
statement is fatal and it is wrong. Because of our history. A
German foreign minister can never say such a thing. Our
constitution says Germany can never again go to war
god in the Constitution
that's France out wrote books about peace with former Soviet
leader Mikhail Gorbachev and a die Lama. He took part in large
peace rallies in the 1980s against nuclear arms. And like
many Germans believed that his country would never be involved
in a military conflict again, but the war in Ukraine because a
large dilemma for the pacifist immigrants are kind of awesome.
I have always said no weapons. But if a neighbor like Ukraine
is so aggressively attacked, like Putin has done and my
neighbor asks for help, even with weapons, I can't close my
ears. But as a pacifist, I also say stop this war. We need to
negotiate also with Putin benefit I call it pacifism plus
or realistic pacifism. He's not the only one conflicted. The war
has polarized opinion between those calling for peace and
those who want more weapons for Ukraine. It shows how Germany
struggles with both its darkness and a dark reality at its
doorstep.
There is no motivation anymore in Europe. The EU is done. The
people are done. They don't want it. They don't like it. They're
also sick and tired of all of the refugees. They're sick and
tired of it, you know, because it's not just the Ukrainians. I
mean, it was. There's been going on for the green one a year, the
fourth wave. Yeah, exactly. So they're sick of it. And a
negotiation is coming. And it's going to end and Queen Ursula
blew the lid off of it. As she was onstage with Waldo
mineralogical onesky, the penis piano playing actor. Sorry if
you're all in on it, and people get so mad when we say this is
bullshit. can only get so mad?
We have a we've lost a lot of our audience. A lot of people.
Yes. Because we're not warmongers on the show.
And we're not sai opt into believing that Russia
could be but it's not a quote we've got yet. We don't know
whose tie off does but it's not this aerosol being us. They're,
they're good. They're good. We'll get you we'll get to it.
Don't worry.
So we can stop this as we go along. Because a couple minutes,
but this is Ursula von der Leyen, the President of the
European Union Commission Starfleet Command with Volodymyr
next to her onstage just earlier this week.
And indeed, reconstruction is the big overarching topic
reconstruction we're already on to reconstruction is the
overarching topic, the overarching topic.
We are in this fight together. And we will rebuild this
beautiful countries.
All right. Now remember, Volodymyr was calling for
everyone to come and invest. You know, Blackrock has already
investing he said it himself. Goldman Sachs is already
investing, come over to Ukraine, you gotta invest in Ukraine.
We're gonna pull it all together, people. We've got a
grip, John, we could have come up with a strategy. Listen to
this.
And hear let me briefly focus reconstruction starts now. Now,
fast recovery
starts? No, not yesterday.
So we worked now together on making it available and making
available 1 billion euros for the start of the fast recovery,
fast recovery. Have you heard anything about this fast
recovery business? I haven't heard any of this.
We can start right away with that fast recovery and with
these 1 billion, but of course more is to be added to that.
Of course, of course people of Europe Don't worry Moore's to be
added to that, more of your money going for the
reconstruction, fast recovery starting now.
The big topic as I said the overarching topic is
reconstruction and here the world is mobilizing. The g7
donors coordination platform is now in place
the g7 What was the coordination?
De g7? Donors coordination something platform?
Topic? As I said, the overarching topic is
reconstruction and here the world is mobilizing the g7
donors coordination platform
issue seven donors coordination platform, what is that? Wow,
sounds like theft
is no one place, this platform will help coordinate the
international assistance and will support your reform agenda.
Then there is an engine a motor that is the secretariat
that an engine Oh, they've got an engine of the engine, the
Secretary I think that's her it's will
support your reform agenda. Then there is an engine a moto that
is the secretariat that is led by representatives of your
government and the Commission. And that secretariat is present
here both in Kyiv and in Brussels.
See they're gonna coordinate so this is this is this is gonna
happen. This war is ending
g7 countries and beyond as well as international financial
institutions,
Goldman Sachs, BlackRock, Amen.
Now preparing to send people to second. It's a condiment by
experts to the secretariat. So that we are now pooling the
efforts to make economic recovery and reconstruction a
success. My second message today is that we are making poutine
pay.
Ah, we're gonna make him pay. Like I'm gonna pay you I guess
it's like Mexico's gonna pay for our wall.
Now remember, when we turned off swift for them, we have $600
billion. We're just gonna take that guarantee you any money
that was
they're not gonna get away with it. Okay, I get what you just
described I thought was 300 Now it's I think it's 600. Okay,
well, whether it's three or six, it doesn't matter. There's too
much money to steal.
You know what, don't worry about it. The people of Europe will
pay Okay, let's just put it that way. The people of Europe will
pay but it's a big investment opportunity. This is no
different than the economic HITMAN. We've had the jackals
not now. Now we got to send in the KKR. And what's the other
one? With the Be? The big reconstruction companies? I
don't know. But yeah, Bechtold. Exactly,
atrocious world. Before Russia started this world, we were very
vocal about the severe economic costs we will impose on Russia
if it invades Ukraine. And Today Russia is paying a heavy price,
as our sanctions are eroding its economy, throwing it back by a
generation. The price cap on crude oil already costs Russia
around 160 million euros nowadays. And we will keep on
turning up the pressure further, we will introduce with our g7
partners, an additional price cap on Washington petroleum
products. And by the 24th of February, exactly one year since
the invasion started, we aim to have the tense package of
sanctions in place.
That's the last of the money people.
Russia will also have to pay for the destruction, it cost and
will have to contribute to the reconstruction of Ukraine.
Therefore, we are exploring with our partners how to use Russia's
public assets to the benefit of Ukraine and
public assets to the benefit of Ukraine. What could those public
assets be could only be the money that they have that they
took that they froze,
but it's not a puppet that's not a public asset?
Well, it is now
to contribute to the reconstruction of Ukraine.
Therefore, we are exploring with our partners how to use Russia's
public assets to the benefit of Ukraine
who their partners are banks or investment firms. So somehow
they've got money, they they've got a lock on something, and
they're going to present it and bring it to the to the table.
And Russia must be held accountable in courts, for its
odious crimes in court.
Oh, yes. Can you feel the hate coming? Can you feel Putin will
be late it will be indicted and he will be convicted without him
being there. That's how that workhorse
court works. Yes, prostitutes,
we went into the European Union are already working together. We
are collecting evidence. And as a first step, I'm pleased to
announce that an international center for the prosecution of
the crime of aggression in Ukraine will be set up in The
Hague
doesn't mean prosecution.
What is What does she say? persecution? Oh, fantastic,
great catch. Oh, goodness,
to announce that an international center for the
prosecution of the
prosecution is hard to hear directly. Yeah, she may have
said provided it sounds like persecution to me. I mean, if
you listen to this whole thing, is persecution correct
that an international center for the prosecution of the crime of
aggression in Ukraine will be set up in The Hague. This center
will coordinate the collection of evidence, evidence be
embedded in what's going to be just like that Malaysian
airliner that Russia blew out of the sky
joint investigation team, which is supported by our agency,
even called the Center joint investigation team. That's the
same team that they had, which by the way is belling cat, if
you really want to know, remember digit, the joint
investigation team, they're the ones that convicted Russia, of
blowing them a Malaysian airline, mainly Dutch who were
on it out of the sky, even though there's sufficient
evidence that it was in fact, Ukraine. It's all the same play,
to announce that internationally run for the prosecution of every
tool needs to be creative. Everyone's so creative in
Ukraine
will be set up in The Hague. The center will coordinate the
collection of evidence. It will be embedded in the joint
investigation team, which is supported by our agency, Euro
just
Euro just watch that just Euro just
so we will be ready to launch work very rapidly with your just
with Ukraine, with the partners of our joint investigation team,
as well as with the Netherlands. The perpetrator must be held
accountable.
It's exactly the same team the exact plan nobody's exactly the
same thing, Euro just European Union agency for criminal
justice cooperation. Oh, they got a very, very intricate
website. So you're this is ending just as
it sounds like something from 1984.
Who we are, let's see, see Euro, just Euro just the European
Union agency for criminal justice cooperation is a unique
hub, based in The Hague, the Netherlands where national
judicial authorities work closely together to fight
Serious Organised cross border crime, while only fitting that
it's in the crime capital of Europe.
Yep. The role of Euro money. It's ironic,
it's fair, that is the definition of ironic. Let's see
what the Oh goodness, this is a huge this is where this is where
all the lawyers who can't get a regular job go. Just jits
funding. See, as part of its efforts to facilitate the use of
joint investigation teams, they provide financial support.
Several common areas of expenditure travel and
accommodation. Oh, yeah, they're living it up for interpretation
and translation, transportation costs for transferring items,
like hookers, special specialist expertise costs all there it is.
You can get paid for testifying. These are these are the people
who who did that. It's just the same people who did the
Malaysian Airline thing, which was all Bellingcat, which was
all bull crap. And the Dutch are still pissed about that, which
is never, they've never really close the book on it. Now, which
is exactly what will happen with this. They'll never close the
book on it. No, but it's Putin's fault.
But it's ending and now this is the transition. This is the
transition to China.
Yeah, you might be right. This is she she's telegraphing her
blows.
Well, that's all she does.
But yeah, you could probably bank on this. So But how's it
gonna end? I mean, maybe that's another reason Blinken stayed
home. They're talking about how to do this deal here.
They'll just stop they'll just stop the reporting of Ukraine.
They'll just stop. Volodymyr Zelensky is about to exit stage
left. Or he'll be there so brazen. He'll just start
talking. The Greek construction is underway. Victory. We got
them wrote rooskies.
Well, that's an interesting situation that we're in right
now. Because how exactly is this going to play out? Insofar as
the scripts concerned,
John, we are so we get jacked over a frickin balloon. You can
convince the American public of anything.
There's a balloon and the Europe is spying on us.
And the Europeans have no voice most of their media is
controlled by public broadcasters who are all in on
everything will just repeat whatever this is.
They're worse than our media certainly.
Yes. Certainly in the Netherlands. No, that's fine. So
meanwhile, we start encircling China we start messing with them
and we start arming rearming Japan with our Marines which is
insane we're gonna go stand at 300 miles off of off of Taiwan
Hey, hey, is using ping and maybe you don't maybe everyone's
just off maybe it's all one big joke maybe he's using ping as I
can't this it'd be fun All right, let's do that boys. Let's
go shoot some billion dollar stuff at each other meanwhile,
further enslave our people I don't know man.
Well, here's the guy. I'm to Ukraine clips. This is probably
the end of it at this, about these. These are both NHK and
these are these these rockets are sending over there. And by
the way, no play this Ukraine bomb rockets
Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zealand's he has welcomed the
Biden administration's decision to send this country long range
rockets. But a high level Russian official has responded
by suggesting that his country could respond with nuclear
weapons. The rockets are known as ground launched small
diameter bombs. They're part of an aid package that the US
President Joe Biden's administration announced on
Friday. The rockets have a range of around 150 kilometers almost
doubled the range of the rockets provided earlier. The weapons
are believed to be capable of reaching the southern Ukrainian
region of Crimea, which Russia unilaterally annexed in 2014
Solinsky wrote on social media the more long range our weapons
are and the more mobile our troops ah, the sooner Russia's
brutal aggression will end.
Oh, really? Oh, really? Oh, by the way, that rocket that is a
rocket with a bomb I'm on it. I mean, it's just a rocket. I
don't know why they have all these different designators for
it, it comes in a rocket launcher with a, I think six or
eight rockets and you know, they're kind of lifts up. It's a
big square, saying it shoots the rockets. 150 miles. That's like
shooting a rocket from San Francisco and and hitting the
Capitol Building in Sacramento. That's a long way. 150
kilometers. Yeah, that is not. I don't know why you'd give
something like that to anybody. But here's part two of this
clip.
Former Russian president and current Deputy Chairman of
Russia's security council, Dmitry Medvedev responded in a
written interview that VLF has said that Russia could use all
kinds of weapons in accordance with its doctrinal documents
under the basic principles of nuclear deterrence.
The basic principles of nuclear deterrence don't mean using a
nuke?
Well, no, of course not. Can you turn on your speakers? Just a
hair? I'm having trouble with a slap back yet. So just a little
bit. Producer John from Amsterdam alerted me to alert us
really, to the fact that you know, there's another little
point here as to why this is all winding down. So we heard our
CIA chief talking about 2027 war with China. Listen to me,
people. Where was our CIA chief just two weeks ago? In Ukraine,
what was he doing?
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
What was he doing there? So what? Yeah, and
what was he doing there? Our producer, why would we be
informed that he was there?
Our producer John deconstructed? I think he's, I think it's a
good one. That Zelinsky is not behind the overhaul of the
corruption in the government. No, no, no, it's us. We are
kicking out all the A holes, everyone had a good ride,
everybody get the hell out. It's coming to an end, the money
train is going to end. Now the money train goes to our
companies, the reconstruction is coming. And I think I think
that's the thing. That's genius. The timing makes total sense.
No, I agree with that. But why does it have to be the CIA
director?
Because Well, who else has who else?
Who else has any power? Who
else has helicopters crash, you know, with, with people, top top
government officials? And who else does that we do that? The
CIA does that? Oh, I'm so embarrassed by this. It's true.
It's embarrassing. And it's so easy to see if once you set your
mind to it, like Oh, okay. But yeah, it's eight we only do 800
billion a year in. In military industrial complex, we need to
have a lot more than that. We need to jack it up China,
Taiwan, Japan. The question is, how are they going to keep it?
Top of Mind? You know, Ukraine was? Well, you know, Ukraine. I
mean, the Beatles sang about Ukraine. It's right next to
right to right next to everybody's in Europe. We got
Queen Ursula telling us so. So how do you engage the American
public in this scam, a balloon? A lollipop and a balloon. That's
what's
going on was that thing shuts down. You don't need the
American public involved at all. And then we just start spending
money rebuilding and getting paid for it. That money comes to
Christ.
I'm talking about China. No one gives a crap about China's far
away. I don't understand China. It's like whatever.
balloons that balloon is a start. I think even the public
has got to be even though they're jacked up about it
getting blown out of the sky by an F 22. launching a rocket who
what what made red blooded American male didn't like pop
your sister's balloon. That's what that was what this was. Oh,
yeah, man, I popped the balloon. It's a horrible thing to do. But
that's that's unfortunately that's kind of our culture. Just
like that.
Well, we'll see how this how they get distracted. I mean,
after the balloon what?
Well, we have to get rid of Biden. Maybe Maybe we can get
rid of Joe. Maybe we can distract with that a little bit.
We do have elections coming up. You know. 2024 is when they'll
start. Start saber rattling it'll be the election year. You
know, we got to have all that going on. It's tiring. It's
tough to be a podcaster
it's not tiring either. I am so pooped. You have no idea how how
much work it took me to find that clip from Al Jazeera.
Meanwhile, I had to listen to a news broadcast ah, meanwhile no
idea how miserable I am.
We apologize to Canada for killing your favorite groundhog
and
finally an improvised groundhog day
it was in Quebec the crowd was getting ready for Fred the
groundhog and then they even had a big mascot dancing on stage.
But then a problem
they were told that poor Fred had just passed away so they
replaced red with a child of the crowd holding a stuffed Fred
doll in the party. continued bad news too is six more weeks of
winter. Yep,
well now let's get into mice since you brought this in. I
wrote about this in the newsletter and it turns out that
Canada's got a bunch of these little animals all across the
country. Yes with multi including a lobster. Lobster is
crazy who knew about the lobster and it turns out that after the
all said and done half of the groundhog said is going to be an
extended winner and half of them didn't and that half of that
said no, included the worst of all these groundhogs which is
okie from Okanagan up in Vancouver, okie is actually a
hand puppet. Okay, he's a puppet is a hand puppet and they say
that they have to have a hand puppet and BC because this is a
really kind of Canadian logic. Because on Groundhog Day,
February 2, which traces back to England is a good article on cnn
about it. They have to have a hammer because in BC, the
groundhogs actually don't come out of hibernation nation until
March. Wow, my thinking is once you turn that into the groundhog
day for BC, why do you have to phony baloney it upwards
February 2 arbitrarily, which is what we use the United States
and then have a hand puppet a little bitty dorky looking thing
Hold
on a second. We are actually discussing another SIOP the
whole idea of everyone looking at a ground at a rodent. To
predict the weather is as silly as climate change itself.
Well, I think it proves that these climatologist are should
be thinking twice about the business they're in anyway.
Yeah, it could be it could be an up. But it's been optics been
going on forever. So well. Do you want it? It's cute. It's
quaint. It's fun. And let's do your Debbie Downer.
No, let's let's do a little bit of climate change news. We have
a new term. Never heard of it before. Have you ever heard of
frost quakes?
I knit you know I heard about it over the news. This last news
cycle I did hear about AI but before know
the extreme temperatures could cause frost quakes harmless mini
earthquakes that can trigger loud booms when underground ice
expands adding pressure to soil and bedrock
so it's not what you say it's harmless no
extreme temperatures. Frost quakes harmless many Earth
harmless
lakes that harmless yet they destroy things under the earth.
Okay, ABC, maybe
these frost quakes are more common, the more cold the cold
front is. And this front is going to be about a 50 degree
difference from behind it to ahead of it. So you can see that
underground water freezing and rapidly expanding resulting in
the cracking of the nearby ground and rock. If the crack
reaches the surface. You hear that loud boom. But notice this
if you have snow on the ground, you probably won't hear any
frost quakes because the snow acts as an insulating mechanism.
Now, is this the loud boom I heard just before the previous
show.
I mean, or is this or are they blowing up at frost quakes in
Texas?
Well, we had frost we had which by the way, used to be called
global warming. And I'm sorry, climate change ie global warming
caused this to happen
in New Hampshire Mount Washington feeling wind chills
of 108 degrees below zero. The coldest ever recorded in the US.
So really just that hold on. It does cemeteries CrossFit was set
in less than one minute Portland, Maine reaching a
windchill of minus 45 degrees Friday night, shuttering its all
time record 108
below zero. Yeah, even
LG zero and I have a clip from Al Jazeera cold weather, which
is not even even distributed in United States is commenting on
this, again, kind of putting the kibosh on global warming.
Scenes captured from a live camera show the coldest
temperature ever recorded in the continental United States.
It's at least it's refreshing from hottest year on record
at the Mount Washington observatory and research center
in the state of New Hampshire. Where the windshield dragged the
mercury down to an incredible minus 79 degrees Celsius on
Saturday. Classes property called zero temperatures to
large parts of the northeastern United States and Canada.
Temperatures across the region plunging to dangerously low
levels in Boston, Massachusetts, where it hit minus 33. with wind
chill, the biting wind made the cold at times. Painful.
If you're really into masochism, and whatever, yeah, it's
actually great. Otherwise, people say, What the hell am I
doing here?
Well, who is this guy?
Man on the street in Boston, just a
regular old dude. What am I doing? He sounds like us
painful. If you're really into masochism, and whatever. It's
actually great. Otherwise, people say,
What the hell am I doing here? People are used to cold weather
here in Boston this time of year. But this is unusual. The
last time it got this cold in Boston was 1957. In parts of
Maine, it was so cold there were frost quakes, small earthquakes
caused by sudden cracks in frozen soil. Elsewhere, the
brutal cold complicated the emergency response to a massive
fire after train derailment overnight in Ohio, freezing the
water being pumped to firefighters. icy roads have
made for hazardous driving in some states, like here in
Oklahoma. But back in Boston, temperatures began to creep up
slightly in the afternoon. Reaching negative 12.
I mean,
it 12 Celsius. Yeah, but by the way, where are all the videos
you supposed to see on tik Kok and Instagram and all the rest
of it where you take the cup of hot water go outside in this
weather and yet throw it into the air, and it freezes. And it
freezes on the spot and makes a big kind of a cloud of ice
crystals where I haven't seen any of those. But they're
showing all these videos of this. Maybe it's too cold
outside. I don't know,
the thing is I have not even seen well, of course we had
balloon. But no one even maybe part of that is this. No one
even made an effort to say, Oh, this is because of global
warming, because that's typically what we hear well,
because of global warming. It's extremely cold. I mean, haven't
we heard that for decades? Exactly. But now we have new
records like this is getting a little bit embarrassing. And of
course, we know from the 70s from Leonard Nimoy Dr. Spock
that the Ice Age is coming.
Yeah. And this actually lines up more with that. With that theory
than it does with global warming, co2 theory.
Now there's a new campaign that a couple of our producers have
flagged the science moms have you heard of the science moms?
They're advertising science moms? Science what size moms
MLMs moms the moms a mother's Mom Yes science moms they are a
climate climate scientists who are also moms. And this oh yeah,
this science moms go and you can find that. I think it's science
moms. It's
a science dads some balance here. Well, no, but the science
non binaries, science moms,
I want that science non heteronormative which by the
way, their logo is S M, which is just so wrong. s big or look at
science moms.com. So I'm going to play their one of their
commercials in a moment. But if you click on who we are, we are
a group of nonpartisan climate scientists and mothers working
to give our children the planet they deserve. Now, they have a
new statistic here which I which I'm a little confused by what
percentage of scientists all agree that global warming
climate change is happening and that it's manmade, what
percentage?
Well, the percentage that they keep throwing out is 97. When
it's not when we've debunked that a million times so is
everyone else but it keeps cropping up well the science
moms have a new number here and this is an animated ad.
It's an entire neighborhoods worth of doctors told you your
mole is cancerous would you keep it? It's an entire towns worth
of mechanic said you need a new brakes. Would you be like,
ma'am, if an entire planets worth of scientists agreed that
climate change is real? What do you ignore them? 99% of
scientists agree climate change is here. It's manmade we're
running out of time to protect your kids future and science
moms.com 99%
They've upped it to 99%
of all plant everyone in the planet. All people
Everyone agrees. I mean, if everyone said your brakes are no
good you would you just keep driving without with your brake.
Yes, of course. This is an so I looked at this was
so it's so that premises is a blatant lie, it's worse, it is
worse. The premise of science Mambas is a scientific lie.
Correct. And now you we begin there and then we move on.
So science moms is a project from the Potential Energy
Coalition, a 5013 c nonprofit, which in 2021, somehow raised $8
million. They literally are on Madison Avenue because this is
run by the Lippincott agency, a huge marketing firm, who are
just taking money from clients and churning out this crap.
As rents are high, they're in Madison very
high, very high.
Now that I have,
there's no conclusion to be drawn now. Now the
only thing I could do is just as as The Wall Street Journal had a
little video, I have 35 seconds of it. We need to save our
climate climate. And what is the way to do it is of course not
buy fake meat. No, no, we've moved past that lab grown meat
where you take the cell culture and you grow the chicken meat in
a vat, which is of course going to be even more nutritious, and
probably tastes better, and just feel good on your tongue. So
Wall Street Journal took whatever money they had to to
create this from their, their, their tech team.
I'm Zoe Thomas for The Wall Street Journal. This is a
special episode of tech news briefing part of our four part
series on climate tech. It's no secret the production of food,
especially meat releases a lot of carbon into the atmosphere.
In fact, more than a third of global greenhouse gas emissions
caused by human activity are directly related to our food
supply chain according to the United Nations. Lab grown meat
or cultivated meat could reduce that by growing the animal cells
without growing the whole animal.
Ah, grow the cells not the animal that makes sense.
Totally. You view
each zip bomb
that's always the backup plan. I like pizza box eats about maybe
we should talk about chicken now for a second, you
know, at some point weighed in some point. Don't you think that
the vegans that actually you know who are against eating
roggin living things? Yeah. Is it the even it's just the cells?
Isn't that a living thing?
I think you can call this vegan, vegan chicken vegan vegan pork.
Because it's not the end, you didn't actually kill the animal.
I think vegans will be all in on this. We have to kill them
somehow. So, to me, that's
an ethical issue here. Amongst the vegan really, I don't care
I'm not gonna eat that crap. Really? Yeah. Killing a chicken
and then eating at the die anyway. short lived animal or
eating a chicken egg, which seems to be something that's
abhorrent to the vegans, which just makes no sense to me. They,
you know, there's a good example the egg is just an embryo, just
a one celled gobbly goo what is roaches and they won't eat those
either. Now, they won't eat those. Why would they eat a
grown chicken meat?
Well, I don't know. I just have a feeling that they can they can
convince people. I mean, we can convince people 99% of all
scientists, science moms a percent are in on it. Let's talk
about this egg thing. I'm sure I'm sure you've seen the stories
that they've done something to the feed the chickens aren't
laying eggs. You tell me Yeah,
we saw that we talked about in the last show. And it's now
we're getting some pushback on that from people that have
chickens. They says bullcrap.
Well, yes and no. Some people are saying, Okay, here's one of
your producer Jason. longtime listener producer. At first I
thought the chicken feed with thing was just another bullshit
conspiracy theory. But just for kicks. I ditched the corporate
farm store feed picked up some locally sourced organic small
batch artisanal feed. After six months of no eggs. The chickens
started laying again the same day. Not sure what's going on,
but there's something wrong with the feed. Okay, I think taking
anything that is organic, locally sourced small batch, and
artisanal will be better than the store bought stuff. What am
I hearing? I hear something. Do I hear something in the
background? No, what I thought I heard something I thought I
heard something in the background. Tell me I hear
something weird. Anyway, no one else hears it. Then I got this
note from Bill. And Bill says I've been homesteading for a
couple of years now I have a little insight on the latest
conspiracy about the laying hens one. egg production goes way
down in the winter months.
Yeah, does everyone knows that? Well, no, not
everyone knows that. Of course not. winter conditions are, are
exactly ideal for eggs or hatching chicks aren't exactly
ideal for eggs are hatching chicks. As you can imagine both
eggs and chicks need a near constant 100 degrees to survive
from when the egg starts developed. And this is all in
the show notes is very long. There are a heck of a lot of
inexperienced chicken people new to the game in the past couple
of years since the pandemic, the amount of new people to the game
has skyrocketed.
Now this Okay, all right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
this this is this is why we are the best podcast in the
universe.
This is well, but we should have both identified this as a
problem immediately.
Also, remember, he says first your hands produce more eggs
over winter isn't until the second year that you really
notice it. People are starting to see egg production go up
after they switch to the chickens diet. There's a couple
of things going on here. I think first, when you completely
switch up their diet, you're shocking their system, this
could possibly be triggering some egg production. More
importantly, what's really happening. The daylight hours
are coming back daylight is key factor. People switching diets
on their hands over the last couple of weeks, are of course
going to see more egg production because as the light comes, so
do eggs. Third, where are people getting their chickens? Believe
it or not face back and Craigslist? These are not the
best chicken people.
I believe that's true.
A lot of new chicken people which is a category, I think
that's is that A is that a sexual orientation? Is that a
judo people, chicken people new chicken people as a gender only
have a few birds. So when we have more chickens than I like,
we have about 30 laying hens at the moment. We're getting maybe
two or three eggs a day over the winter until my first year hens
hit egg laying age, then production picks up. And now's
the daylights coming back. So are the eggs eight to 10 Yeah,
and by spring 24 to 30 eggs a day.
So it also makes a difference if there's a rooster.
Oh, he didn't mention that. But I would totally believe that.
Now Dame Jamie, who's an actual lab scientist of animals, she
does identify that there is something going on with animals
in general, not chickens. Rabbits, he said my rabbits are
not reproducing my chickens are not laying. She also points out
that human male sperm counts are low. I mean, there could
definitely be something you know, sprayed or I mean,
ultimately, it's all turning the frogs gay. So there's there's
all kinds of stuff going on, you know, the environment is not
healthy at all, at all. But this, I think will lead to
something possibly that that I think will happen and that is
mRNA for livestock. They're going to come up with some bull
crap story about your chickens, and that'll be the easiest one.
We have an mRNA vaccine for for chickens. So if as long as you
vaccinate your chickens everything will be fine. And of
course once you put mRNA into the chickens is going to get
into the people that think they're really they they are
really planning on doing this.
Well most home chicken people don't inoculate their chickens
for anything and they don't even let people know they have a big
flock because then they can get cold and it's Corina Mimi, too
many A's dot com I might point to a website out going to Mimi
the bird flu situation when it comes to home flocks is minor
and so is the salmonella things almost non existent with a home
flock. So you can eat your eggs raw.
So of course I'm not talking about the home chickens. I'm
talking about the big big egg. The ovum industrial complex.
Yeah, let me write that one down at the
industrial complex. So this morning, I boiled I boiled three
eggs I had two eggs from heb and one egg was from one of our
producers who dropped by town when they were Fredericksburg
were their own homestead chickens. And so I had three
boiled eggs at roughly the same size. The H E B eggs totally
conform exactly what to expect. Now the homestead egg the yolk
is on the side. So you boil it the yoke. The yoke is It's not
even and you when you experienced this, you know a
real chicken egg from an egg that laid it in someone's you
know, loved and someone has kids who get all the eggs, you know,
cuz you don't wanna do that yourself versus the HEB
supermarket a, I just got freaked out. I'm like, Oh my
God, this supermarket, how do they make it every single yolk
is right in the middle is never on the side or a SKU, or they're
all the same size. That just makes you wonder.
I know how to get them all the same size that are owed to a big
sorter, and they put the ones in one thing they didn't they put
the extra large someplace else. And if you're lucky, you can buy
a jumbo egg. Even though according to Mimi, yeah, the
chickens that lay jumbo eggs are exterminated after a couple of
rounds.
I guess they're sold on Craigslist, of course. So now
I'd like to move from the opium industrial complex with Big
Pharma as there's a lot going on. Because as you know, as you
know, the COVID vaccinations were so successful, so, so
successful, that we're going to expand them into all kinds of
areas. Here's a report from Germany from Deutsche Bella
international community is marking World Cancer Day. Cancer
is among the leading causes of death worldwide. But now thanks
to a cutting edge COVID vaccine technology, we might just might
be closer to stopping cancer. Germany's biontech is launching
a trial in the United Kingdom on Personalized Cancer vaccines,
this
biotech just remind everybody, they're the ones that that came
up with the whole shebang that Maderna uses their technology
tech is launching a trial in the United Kingdom on Personalized
Cancer vaccines this autumn. More on the technology in this
upcoming report.
During the COVID 19 pandemic vaccines were rolled out within
a year faster than most experts believed possible. And messenger
RNA vaccines were among the first to gain approvals. They
work by giving the body's immune system a preview of potentially
dangerous invaders. A dose contains many copies of a short
stretch of precise genetic information, the messenger RNA,
it induces cells to start making proteins that are otherwise only
found on a specific pathogen. Like the proteins that's the
surface of SARS cov to the virus that causes COVID 19. Then when
the immune system encounters the virus, it quickly recognizes the
invader and wipes it out,
categorize the messenger RNA. That's why
what do you get? Oh, we know it doesn't do that.
No, no, excuse me, you're wrong. Here's the expert
categorically. messenger RNA vaccines have proven to be
exceptionally effective.
And safe, Here's your check.
They have proven to be able to protect people against severe
and life threatening disease and consequently saved millions of
lives.
I mean, it's just a fact. Just don't even question it, you
shit.
There are different types of RNA, but all of them are coding
molecules, and that code can be rewritten. That's why many drug
developers describe RNA as medicinal software.
Oh, there it is. Medicinal software.
vaccines that use this software have a major advantage over
other platforms, their codes can be easily altered to also make
other proteins found on other disease causing microbes,
teaching the immune system how to fight them as well. And RNA
can encode for proteins found not just in infectious diseases,
but also for instance, in cancers, in addition to
messenger RNA, a range of other RNAs play key roles in
metabolism and health.
Well, there's there's there's admission, medicinal software,
you need an upgrade, it's a platform, all the things we've
been saying. And it's safe and effective.
Well, if it's the additional isn't that then it isn't it a
treatment, not a vaccine is a therapy, not a vaccine. It's a
Yeah, I think this clip may even mentioned that this is
as you're gonna get so so you get a shot. Okay, you're, you're
a guy. And so in other words, if you're in UK, and you're on this
test, you have cancer, they're giving you this Yes. Yeah. It's
a therapeutic den, correct?
Yes. So
that's not a vaccine.
Did you forget that they changed the definition of vaccine.
I'm not forgetting anything I'm saying. I know it you're. I know
what you're trying to where you're trying to go but I'm not
buying it. And I said it. I'm not buying it.
Now. It will give it'd be given to you for free. You don't have
to buy anything. So I said free free. If it's Free of course the
government will subsidize this. And if it's not that medicinal
for 10
minutes now we're already dropping the subsidy on the
COVID shots. Now they're gonna cause hundreds of dollars.
Every single child in the world will at birth, because that's
when that's when addiction starts. We'll be vaccinated with
this following mRNA vaccine.
The fight against fentanyl could be taking a turn thanks to a new
vaccine. A team at the University of Houston has been
working on this solution to the nation's Fentanyl crisis for
nearly six years. They say it is similar to the hepatitis B
vaccine and stimulates the body to make antibodies against
fencing. All scientists say those antibodies can block the
euphoric high that a person feels from taking that drug. The
antibodies
bind to sends it off, prevent it from getting into the brain, and
then is excreted from the body, the individuals and couldn't get
back on the wagon to sobriety
and we are told this treatment is intended for drug addicts
looking to get clean testing was first on on rodents, human
clinical trials are set to begin soon.
Just like calling methadone, a vaccine. Yeah, exactly. They've
gone out there out of control.
I think it will be it will be administered preemptively.
Well, yeah, that would be an idea. So but here's what's going
to happen, especially as some fentanyl addict is going to take
the vaccine or record.
What did I just say? Except the vaccine into their life? Yes,
he's going to take the shot. And then he's going to take some
fentanyl he's gonna say, Oh, this just fentanyl is no good.
Let me try some more. And he's gonna kill himself.
No, I don't think you can kill yourself with more fentanyl if
it's if it's if it's not affecting the receptors and
stopping your heart and stopping your breathing, then you'll
you'll just be like this bogus
isn't overwhelmed.
You switch to Coke, Coke. Don't worry, there's a vaccine for
that common as well. It's
it now if you're not we have clips at this go back at least a
decade. About You know, when you were on the vaccine kicker we're
talking about adjuvants all the time like maniacs even though
we've dropped that conversation. And the clip goes about the
vaccine to stop you from smoking. Remember that?
I will I don't have that one. I do have this one. Dr. Crystal,
welcome to our program. Hello 28 Oh, 2018. What is the idea
behind the vaccine that you're testing? Well, cocaine is a
small molecule and our immune systems don't see it. So to be
able to develop a vaccine, we have to trick the immune system.
And the way we did that was by taking a cold virus called an
adenovirus, one of the causes of the common cold. And we know
that that evokes a great deal of immunity against the virus
itself. So we attach cocaine to the cold virus, and we nipped it
apart. So that wouldn't cause harm. And we're tricking the
immune system thinking that the cocaine was part of the cold
virus, and so it would develop immunity against it. So if
someone took cocaine, it would not reach the brain and they
would not get a high
blame. What's the point of Gavin cocaine around if you're gonna
do that? No, this is this, these maniacs really need to be found
and locked up. These people are good. They got something wrong
with them. Yeah, so you're gonna screw around with your immune
system, which is a very complicated system. We don't
even fully understand how it works. You're going to fool
around with so it stops and blocks cocaine molecules is
supposed to be going after bacteria and viruses.
Which brings me to an email from producer David, because you said
these people have something wrong with them. Hey, Adam. I
have a little bit of expertise to offer. The insight on the
medical school experience now that I'm about halfway through
getting my medical degree. Medical School is scary man. I
had an eight year career in construction management before
deciding to transition into medicine and I feel like a
boomer here. The even scarier thing is that the mono think
really does extend to the faculty about as much as it was
in the very liberal school I attended for undergrad. I have
heard endocrinologist tell me that they believe that people
can be healthy at any weight. cardiologists nephrological,
nephrologists tried their damnedest to explain why some
equations that incorporate race or sex into the calculations are
bad and have had entire sessions that can be boiled down to
Republicans bad Democrat good look at which states didn't
expand Medicare. The student body is about as whiny as you
would expect from early 20 somethings to be very woke very
disrespectful regarding any alternative viewpoints very
ageist against older faculty. The majority also really have
poor social skills, struggling with a standardized patient
interviews that are supposed to teach us how to talk to people.
I will be terrified to have most of my classmates be my doctor in
the future. None of this is to say that I'm a savant. But I do
pride myself on being able to carry on a conversation and talk
to another person and I haven't flunked out yet. I believe this,
I believe we have totally believe it. And you know what,
and here's some proof. This is this is what the big pharma and
big medicine is doing.
Michael Dieter has been awaiting a lung transplant at the
University of Florida Health Center since December, a
dedicated team of doctors and nurses attend to him day and
night. But that's not all. sensors and cameras track
details, every move in this smart intensive care unit apart
from vital signs to facial expressions, and everything in
between more than 350 gigabytes of information per patient goes
into a central computer, where artificial intelligence then
processes the data, we could look at the patient and go,
they're moving along, there's nothing going on there or their
face has a certain grimace absolute that they'd normally is
it possible that it could tell you before I even know that I'm
having problems?
Yes. 100% we will be able to decipher complex features
complex emotions, like agitation, or hunger.
People stopped saying 100% Wait, wait,
wait. complex emotions like education? Is that what she
said?
agitation. I think she said agitation. Okay, let's follow
the follow up here
funded by the National Institutes of Health. The high
tech experiment enters its third year, researchers are still
teaching the technology what certain actions like sitting and
standing might indicate the hope that AI will soon be able to
provide real time health care recommendations. Yeah. But will
this new technology replace the need for humans in the hospital
all together?
very simplistic.
We don't even have humans in the hospital who's gonna be sick
models compared to what our brains
are doing. If something went wrong, that
technology replaced the need for humans in the hospital all
together nice,
very simplistic models compared to what our brains are doing.
And I don't think that we should be worried about humans being
replaced anytime soon,
though. Really?
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. said
that's what they said. Well, we're being replaced.
I want to do this after the break. Oh, really? Well, because
I have a lot of more stuff. Dave. I have a bunch of clips
on. We're talking about AI. But I just want to Okay, good. We're
teasing. I also have a which you have to download, which he just
sent to you, which is an updated Joe Biden poem, a poem,
poem. Okay, I got it. A couple of things about Big Pharma.
There are moves being made. j&j is undergoing a global overhaul.
They're firing people that are restructuring something's up
with just because
they have a day have a distinct possibility of going out of
business. Talk about it. How do you know this? Well, they're
telling suits. This is on the same level as the John man's
Vils asbestos suits.
Oh, they all come powder, you're right.
And that they have been trying to get out and push it over here
and push it over there and then go bankrupt and come back into
business. I've been training all these maneuvers because of the
suits. And they've been, they've been unsuccessful at trying to
get out of it. That trying to get trying to minimize it, at
least. And the numbers are just outrageous. It's just it's just
like this bestest thing, which did put John and people remember
this company, Johns Manville huge construction operation,
they made different things, but because they got ruined by
asbestos lawsuits, a Conk on ha they may have restructured but
it's not that I That's
of course that makes a lot of sense. Well, so that so there's
that Merck is in trouble. Bloomberg reports that mercs
COVID drug. Do you even remember mercs COVID drug?
It was the competitor with packs lo COVID.
Oh, well guess what? It is linked to spreading mutants and
vital mutations of the virus.
That's interesting. Well, goodbye
Merck. just waved goodbye to those guys.
Well, I don't know date I can't put you out of business
is not great? No. And I'll see what is Oh, who was that we
have? What is the latest on reasons for strokes? Because you
know, it's everything except Except peanut butter. Jeff is
really is. I'm waiting wouldn't surprise me. No we have cracking
your neck, your chiropractor can give you a stroke. pregnancy
complications can increase a woman's stroke risk at young
age. According to the American Heart issue,
a lot of women get what's called mini strokes from having a baby.
And here's the latest from Dr. Jen over there at ABC. Good
Morning, America.
Take a look at this big number. More than 20 million Americans
aged 20 and older have coronary artery disease the most common
form of heart disease. Dr. Jim
there's this misconception that it affects men more than women.
I was growing up and I was always taught that it was the
number one killer for women heart disease.
That is true. But here's the thing you guys, you know those
things that will stop misgendering people Dr. Jen our
disease if that is true, but here's the thing, you guys, no
one thinks it will happen to them. So even if they are aware
that it is the number one killer of men and women, people think
well, not me. But actually we need to all realize that this is
potentially life threatening for all of us. Take a look at the
stats for women, particularly in heart disease. Over 44% of women
starting at age 20 years of age and up have some form of heart
disease, whether it's coronary artery disease, congenital heart
disease, valvular heart disease, heart disease is the number one
killer of new moms in this country. So we talk about the
maternal mortality epidemic, heart disease tops, women are 6%
less likely to receive bystanders minute
by minute women. They make a good point. I mean, what she
says again,
heart disease valvular heart disease, heart disease is the
number one killer of new moms in this country. So we talk about
the maternal mortality epidemic,
maternal mortality
epidemic when it is done. I never heard of this epidemic,
but
it's an epidemic. Is that something that you know what to
control?
Epidemic cannot be anything, just anything that's happening
over and over again, a widespread occurrence of
infectious disease, infectious disease.
I thought it does specifically say that there must be a
secondary definition of loading
which let me go to Merriam Webster, not what they got those
guys change everything. Yeah, they change at the drop of a hat
affecting or tending to affect a disproportionately large number
of individuals within a population community or region
at the same time. That's the number one definition so they
took out infectious they don't even have infectious in here
anymore.
Those guys are real responsive to the woke
here's here's our second definition an outbreak of
disease that spreads quickly and affects many individuals at the
same time. They don't even have a virus in here they just took
that away epidemic laughter I guess you could use it as as in
that way. Oh put an endemic how is the one an epidemic is over
then you then that's endemic Correct. Or am I completely Oh
look it up RIT epidemic affecting or tending to know
that epidemic endemic and epidemic see endemic same
dictionary belonging for native to particular people or country
characteristic of or prevalent in a particular field area or
environment restricted to peculiar location or region? You
know, when they start, do you know that the initial
pandemic to the Meza looked at it?
Well, that that's a financial definition. There's no I was
just gonna say something about that there was oh, yes, violence
if you look at the term violence, let me see if it's in
here. Violence and just
does it does Merriam Webster who's the woke dictionary do
they? Do they have one of the definitions 123 Maybe definition
for silence to say silent No,
but silence is violence outside of the outside of the Merriam
Webster dictionary? A definition of violence is changing words.
Changing changing words or meaning of words falls under
violence not according to Merriam Webster. I found this
out recently. Let me see if we can do Do you trust another
dictionary? Funny question Oxford
English I'll trust that okay.
Oxford of course that you know that thing isn't isn't can't
even find Oxford English where you Oxford English here we go.
Bye. Lunch?
Ah, you know, by the way, people don't know this, but I almost
filled time with it, go for it. A lot of people don't realize
that that definitions are all
copyrighted. Yes, we have discussed this you have and then
when you when you write a definition, you have to you
can't just copy from an addiction or you have to come up
with your own, and you have to document it. So they so these
dictionary companies have documentation for its usage. You
just can't sit there and write grind out to Adam curry
dictionary based on everybody else's stuff.
It's copyrighted. So can you? I mean, how close can you come?
Well, here we go.
I think if we did a dictionary right now and put silence, here
we go based on silence is violence, which based on a
bumper sticker and also maybe somebody holding a sign up. I
think that'd be a copyrighted definition. It's violent. It's
number six on the list. So we have swift and intense force
refer injuries physical force, action or treatment, unjust or
unwarranted exertion of force or power against rights or laws, a
violent act or proceeding rough or a moderate vehemence and
damage through distortion or unwarranted alteration example
to do editorial violence to a text I told you.
It's crazy talk.
There you go. Because that's me
heart disease tops that list. Women are 6% less likely to
receive bystander CPR in an out of hospital cardiac arrest,
because bystanders are misogynist. How about that
likely
to receive bystander CPR in an out of hospital cardiac arrest.
So again, in terms of interventions, life saving
treatments, they're not doing as well, they're 23% less likely to
survive if they suffer an out of hospital cardiac arrest. And
then just in terms of research in science, they are still
underrepresented in clinical research when it comes to heart
disease. Now, you guys for the last several years, I've been a
big push a big effort for OB GYN as the primary care physicians
of women to really talk to the cardiologist talk to their
patients about prevention, which is so important because 80% of
heart disease is preventable.
Your OB GYN is going to talk to you about your heart. We've gone
crazy,
it's out of control.
It is out of control. And with that, I'd like to thank you for
your courage say in the morning to you the man who puts the C in
the cocaine vaccine. Ladies and gentlemen say hello to my friend
on the other end, Mr. John
in the morning to you Mr. Adam curry also in the morning all
ships to see boots on the ground feet in the air. saw this in the
water and all the names and nights out there. And in
the morning to the trolls and the troll room who let us down
severely on the last episode. I mean, I shouldn't even be
talking be talking to the troll room because not a single troll.
Then we have sometimes over almost 2000 Trolls was able to
tell us that they're when it comes to Timothy Tebow. That
there's two T Bo's one Tae Bo w one TIBAUHLT. And no one. What
are you doing trolls? That's what you were you were also
very dizzy. This was a disgusting moment in the history
of the show.
Very disappointing children. I'm very disappointed in you.
Like I say, don't go and you came up with the white preyed on
the field. That's good enough. And that's Shut up that shut the
trolls up instead of just somebody actually coming in and
doing the work. Yeah.
And now they're just giving me the finger. They're just sitting
in that troll and go and we don't care about you. Let's
count down. Well, there's that 2337 of them today.
That's interesting. That's
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correct a record for the hat trick was with the curry Devorah
duck eggs IT strategy a beautiful it was just well done.
He had the egg carton, half a dozen eggs right on the top
Corinne Dvorak eggs IT strategy get it? And then also said in
the in the bottom corner perfect for making Blue nachos. Which
you have to listen to the show to understand why that
disgusting comment is on there. But we did not we were looking
at a couple things. And
well you you actually I will say you picked out one right off the
bat. I did like that piece.
I did like it. I did. Like I was
saying we should look at other stuff because I didn't like to
contrast even though when it shows up on other monitors, that
contrast is a little more lively.
But for some reason I agree with you the contrast does not look
that great maybe it's because we're looking at a page with all
and by the way you can follow this live no agenda art
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agenda show.net It's lively. Oh, it pops out pops. So we also had
to crack up by capitalist agenda,
which you liked. Which one was on again?
That's the egg saying breaking break.
Oh, yeah. I liked it as as a piece of funny art. What I
really wanted was, Brazil was for liars. But we both kind of
thought that would be mean towards Brazil.
Well, it's kind of Yeah, it's kind of it was a broken heart.
Very good. I mean, this is a classic piece of kind of graphic
art that you get out of New York you got you got
some you got some pushback on that from from Brazilians who
are like very sad that you call them all liars. Well, they kind
of agreed with me though. I didn't know anything. I didn't
know that when you were writing for PC Magazine or whatever.
Yep, PC Magazine. But I was writing
for I was writing for a magazine in Brazil as a standalone. It
was not.
So they so they said that will fly over business class. And
they flew over business class and they kicked you into coach
to go back.
Yeah, it was funny.
I can just see you steaming in the back. Well,
here's the problem with that that particular anecdote which I
did we sent to this guy. The Brazilians do this. It was like,
like I came over on seat to a and it was business class seats
sexy. And I went back on seat to
a Yeah, but it was a regional jet. It was a different
configuration. There was there was very funny one row of
business class seats, and they threw you right behind. Oh,
yeah. That's, that's Brazil for you.
Now the other one I liked and this artwork was the groundhog
said so by fluffed comment with a little groundhog coming out of
the dirt. six more weeks of propaganda. I used that on the
newsletter. We both kind of like that. Yep. I used it on a
newsletter because I thought it was cute. It was just cute. And
that was I think the main ones.
Well, and then I'll just say it. I went, Hey, ma'am. If correct,
the record gets this one. He's got the hat trick. Do we want to
hook a brother up?
Now? Now, I was wondering if you're gonna mention that, but
you did. I
know I mentioned it. I'm honest. Okay, I mentioned it.
And I said, Well, you know, that's the way all these award
shows work. And all these lists of the top 10 lists and the top
10 that we've done by editors of magazines. They're all they all
work like that. So why don't we also have this note of
corruption, which is what this amounts to total corruption.
Give him the hat trick.
Note of corruption. That's right. We are corrupt. The only
thing we didn't do is we didn't take any money for it. That's
how stupid we are. Yeah,
well, we're corrupt without without the brains.
The brains congratulate So as to correct the record I think it
was well deserved it was a good piece it was well, the the
contrast was the only thing that really stayed I did like it
right away the kind of surrounded by high contrast
pieces of art. Now there's some other things like lots of egg
jokes, lots of lots of hedgehogs, a groundhogs I'm
sorry, a hedgehog groundhog which originally
badgers the original Groundhog Day was a badger day
I liked the Marmont, myself,
I like Lamont live is it LA or LA? That's LA? Really nice.
Look, I use lie think when I did somebody sent me some Canadian,
French Canadians sent me a nasty note. Yes,
it is not a very dear female, there's a male groundhogs
Correct? Do you know that? That's where you all comes from?
Canada? No, no, no comes from Scotland, I think. Because
early, early, early on. Even in America, we had some gender
language, I'm led to believe. And it was you all was putting
out was nuts, not what it was. It was plural or singular. I
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fun it's always a party Dyson de bom bom UniFi will be triggered.
You will be buddy feels the same. Is like how are you on
ISOs today? I have two okay, let's do you. I've had five for
some reason. Oh, yeah. Let's see what you get. Well, here's
my two. One is future. I'm talking to you from the future.
Okay. And the other one is like that. I like
did you edit those together? Sounded like was cut like that.
I like that. Yeah, it was cut. That's not original. I'm not oh,
gee, man. Yeah, it was. Okay. Well, here's here's my ISOs
journalistic integrity just one not wearing pants. Not so great.
Super interesting. Not bad.
Would that have been nice? It was clear
Yeah. The rooms crowded with elephants these days. But
nothing How about this stuff totally blew me away. That one I
liked I thought that was pretty decent.
Well, I liked like that but I think I'm from the future is
kind of good. I like Mike my to
let me hear from the future. I'm talking to you from the future.
And I like I liked I liked I liked that. But it's it. It
sounds like it was cut together. Doesn't sound natural. I
like sounds natural to me. As the desk the troll room what
they think is done naturally utero room or wood now
you now you rely on these worthless trolls now? Oh, no,
no, no, no. You know what they're all saying. I like that.
Okay. Yeah, sounds fine. They don't care that they're doing
they're listening to other shows. I don't know. I don't
even know what they're doing over there. All right, we we
teased it before the break. I very important with Jesus before
the break. We would be you'd be doing a little expos a on
artificial intelligence
will not so much. The next was a but I think everyone's kind of
missing the point in what we you have the clip that was on no
agenda social, you might as well play that for starters.
And I'd like to say something about that. So there's a new AI,
which of course stands for atom intelligence. But
it turns it turns out that there's more than one of these
Yeah, but I saw
I think it came from the same place because I got a link and
it said hey, you know, you can sample sample yourself. See how
it works? Try the demo. And I for a second I thought oh, no, I
thought I'm not gonna feed my valuable voice into some AI
piece of crap. But don't worry. Someone did it for us. And here
it is. Hi, this is not Adam curry broadcasting to you live
from FEMA Region six.
And from the mudflats in San Francisco. This is not John C.
Dvorak, where we are celebrating National carrot cake day
Welcome to the all agenda show where we reinforce the
propaganda messages from the M five m in the morning everyone
special shout out to that dude from the fort in Colorado for
giving me the idea to do this. It is ridiculous how easy voices
can be faked. Remember, I am not Adam and that was not John.
Alright, what what was your impression of this?
I liked it. And and I played it to me me and she said no, she
says Nana, she said does sound like the one year? This it
sounds just like us and she says no issue. The cadence is wrong
in the case she went she had some complaints. Now I agree. I
agree. Okay, so I said, Well, you know, I'll tell you this
that is fixable.
Yes, it's fixed. Can I say something else? Not only is it
fixable, it's our it's our way out of this thing, bro. Bro.
Well, we can just have a couple of writers and we can just sit
back to the island PiFan II.
This is what I thought that podcasting is like the last
vestige of of honesty because it takes if you think of the put
this, take this show and write it out to do the writing from
scratch instead of just ad libbing like we do. Because we
do prefer this performance art for us as we are. We are artists
it was just we are always faster to do it this way.
It's a lot easier.
It's faster. So meanwhile, Marty Higgins Of course, our official
no agenda, joke writer and comedian. He got a hold of this
thing and did his himself and he did a long spiel on no reading
the Declaration of Independence in his own voice. And Mimi,
although it's his voice when he was 25. Mimi says that it sounds
just like him. But I so I told Marty I said Okay, for the show.
Let's start working on the Joe Biden because I believe that the
Joe Biden that we've been getting, is one of these one of
these systems.
So it's not the real Joe, this is AI Joe. So I have an AI Joe,
did
you get the download? I do. Okay, this is the second
iteration that we still have some problems with the with the
pausing, because this is just a straight script. I'm Martin did
you write the script or Marty
I wrote the script. Marty did the sampling. Marty is also a
writer so he can do in the future. This is something this
happened at 11 o'clock last night. You guys were stoned. So
we're up. And so he just got it in. This is the second
iteration. And it still has issues. But it especially the
second part of it sounds a lot like Joe, this can be done in a
way that could be useful.
All right. And this is Joe's poem.
Joe's calm. When my dad used to sit us down. He always read a
poem before dinner. Yeah, no joke. It was always the same
poem. He said, Joey, these are the words to live by. And I
don't want you to forget that it went like this. Roses are red
and violets are blue. And the world is an oyster for you to
chew. I swear to God, my hand on the Bible. He said that poem
every day for 10 to 15 years. A couple of years ago, when he was
on his deathbed at the White House. He motioned me over and
whispered in my ear. Joey, do you know that poem I used to say
at the dinner table before we ate back in Scranton? Yeah,
Pops. I told him, Joey, tell me the poem. He says, okay, Pops, I
said, and he smiled, and passed away right then and there as I
held his hand, before I could repeat the poem. Then the
damnedest thing happened. And I'm not kidding. All the kids
gathered around. I swear to God, without saying a word or
agreeing on anything. We spontaneously said the poem
together, man. Oh, man, we all had a good cry that night. I'm
not joking.
All right. Couple of things. One, what the hell was that
rumbling? I don't know. Don't even answer that. And no, I
think I think the cadence is off. If anything, you need to
put some spaces in there. So we can because
Yeah, well, that catalyst is wrong. Probably sampled from a
younger Joe.
Yeah, that that doesn't count. Oh, it's a younger Joe. Now.
It'll Yeah, it's a deep fake. That has to be a deep fake
again, it's got to be convincing. No,
I agree. I'm not saying this was just done last night at the spur
of the moment.
Let's shows.
I am very impressed with this stuff.
I think we the thing of us is better than that. Honest,
I am very impressed with this stuff.
Yeah, the problem is it just it will never have and will almost
say never. I just don't see how it can have the spontaneity and
you know, what is beautiful about us? Is the stuff that is
wrong. You know, the mistakes. I mean, it's hard to write
spontaneous mistakes and recovery into a script. I just
don't see it happening. Now. For other things. Like I wouldn't
mind having this, you know, for doing station IDs. Hi,
everybody. It's Adam curry and W htz. Listen to no agenda, you
know, back in the day, but I just don't see it working. And
it sounds like us, but not really. If if we don't if we
talk like this the whole time is this is exactly how we talk
then. Yes, that will be pretty much accurate, John, don't you
think so? John?
I'm telling you, I'm impressed with this stuff. You're easily
impressed. I'm impressed with and I know that's the joke of
it. I'm not easily impressed and everybody out there who knows
any of anything about me knows that I'm not easily impressed.
This is one inch away from being almost perfect. I'm telling you,
this is a Dane, this is going to take this is going to eliminate
voiceover jobs. This is going to eliminate audible books, people
who do read those for a living, while you do sample a guy's
voice from one of his own books. And you can use his voice to
read a book. Yeah, it's also good for writers like myself
that say, wrote a book that I wanted to read, I can't read a
book I've tried, you try to read a book out loud and try to go
through the whole thing without flooding. It's not possible. If
you have your own voice sampled
here. Once you write your own voice, you can write a book and
publish it.
Eventually, so you resample yourself. And you read the whole
damn book. And yeah, you maybe can beef it up here and there.
I'm telling you, this is a big deal. Well, and But meanwhile,
of course, NPR is work is still working on the AI on that NPR,
but PBS is still talking about the AI that that's the writing
AI, the chat, the chat, GPT chat, whatever it is. Yeah. That
which is why I've got some clips of I think I can
I can just say something here. Sure. I am in agreement that
there's going to be certain use cases that first of all, it
would revolutionize NTDs programming. It would
revolutionize what those guys are doing. It would probably
also revolute loot revolutionize NPR you know, just to have a you
could easily take those dead voices and and redo that CNET is
already having stories written by artificial intelligence,
quote unquote, yeah, advertisers love it. So yeah, but but I
think we will always always prevail, with the human voice,
the human connection. Now granted, we'll be broke, but we
will prevail.
Let's go with AI teaser. This is just a teaser for their little
segment,
artificial intelligence and the popular new AI tool chat GPT has
the potential to influence our lives dramatically changing how
we gather information, how we communicate, even how we work.
There are also questions about how it will affect governance
and what it means for the future of our democracy. William
Brangham has that and it's part of our periodic series, the AI
frontier. Oh, yeah.
For government and governance gonna be great, more bullshit
more of the time.
So they, of course, take this whole thing to democracy because
it's like some sort of Democratic Party theme, threat
to democracy. I'm surprised he has to call the whole program
threat to democracy and you know, the point that Republicans
and say, there they are. But but let's but they're not they're
going to talk about AI and how it's a threat to democracy
because everything's a threat to democracy. So let's go with AI.
And this is teaser to
could AI be used to distort democracy, not through voting,
but using the technologies ability to mimic human
communication and language through lobbying.
Almost like a why is this guy on the toilet? I mean, seriously,
sounds like it's on the toilet. Yeah, now,
you're referring to the slight. The room ambience, which is
echoey. Yeah, I have no idea. As I saw myself, I said, why is
this guy? What is it? Where do you think getting this echo
from? They have a lone mic that's open nearby they which is
what usually causes that
there was this video was this video and this is PBS
News Hour wrong.
That's a question raised in a recent New York Times opinion
piece by security expert Bruce Schneier. Oh, Schneier is a
fellow at Harvard University's Berkman Center for Internet and
Society. And the Belfer Center at the Kennedy School of
Government. He's the author of a new book just out called a
hackers mind. Bruce Schneier, great to have you on the
program. When you look at these AI technologies, what is it that
most troubles you about this potential threat to democracy,
really, where it mimics humans, democracy is fundamentally a
human way of organizing ourselves. And we're an AI
whether it's a chat GPT that is writing human text, or another
AI that is figuring out humans strategy, can do that at a speed
and scale that humans can't. It could take over processes, and
really subvert the intent of this very human system.
I will say this, about that
threat to democracy,
for sure. The human brain will adapt to anything. See the
experiment where you wear glasses that invert the image
that you see and the world is upside down. I think it's within
12 or 24 hours, you'll be able to function much faster than
faster. And that even Yeah, you will be able to function just
perfectly your mind has no problem inverting it flips it
over. So for people once they get used to it, yeah, yeah, I
think I'm
not going to disagree with them.
I think once you get used to it, your brain will just go, okay.
It might not even register anymore as
might actually be better, it might be good for us to be
confronted with this. So we can look at it and say, like you did
with the Joe Biden thing, which I thought was excellent that
Marty did within like an hour of the show. You heard all the
flaws, because you're but you have a trained ear for this sort
of thing. You hear flaws in your own voice and things that nobody
else hears or cares about. I'm critical, and so cares about
saying, but that might be something that everyone
achieves. So when you hear a deep fake, because I've got a
couple I'm working on based on some ideas, that when you hear a
deep fake of, of just somebody mimicking somebody else's voice,
once it's perfected, you'll be able to pick it out, you build
up. No, no, that's not that's no good. That's not the guy. At
least some people know this is like, like people with the
personal computers, some of them still in there can't figure out
how to use them. And there's a bunch of those people in the
population that are dumb are the people that bought into all
this. Russia, Russia gate stuff, for example. And that includes
smart people out there are journalists, they they're done
for if you can't make that adaption that you can with those
glasses that flipped the world over your your through. I think
this is going to be a big separator here. Okay, but let's
go to clip three. This is very short. Is that correct? Yeah,
cuz it's a commentary clip.
Okay. Can you give me some examples? Like how would this be
used to corrupt the system as you describe it?
Okay, okay.
He at no point in his interview says it corrupts the system. I'm
just pointing that out. Just throws it out there. Yeah. And
he just says that how would it be done? In other words, this
was scripted. How would this be used to corrupt a system as you
describe it? Obviously, he was supposed to say that someplace
in the interview. Maybe that corrupts
this? Isn't that guy just AI voice himself with his toilet
sound? I'm telling you. I don't trust AI
guy. Yeah, Guy toilet. Ai just wanted to. I just thought that
was worth mentioning. last clip,
one of the things we have in our system is an ability to submit
comments. When federal rulemaking agencies make draft
rules, we are allowed to submit comments back, and we humans
submit comments. If an AI can submit 1000s Millions of
comments. It could overwhelm human comments.
I mean, this is sort of the ultimate fake astroturf
campaign. It's sort of what the Department of Justice accused
the Russians of doing in the 2016 election.
And the Russians had hundreds of people and a million dollar a
month budget to do it. I'll make what this does is brings that
capabilities down to a lot of other actors. But yes, it's
exactly that same thing. Your assertion
is that if you could suddenly flood the zone with all of these
quote unquote, fake comments or opinions, then you could distort
what popular will really was about any given topic.
That's right. That's how we figure out what people want is
we asked them and they tell us and we don't ask them in person
we asked them remotely and they tell us remotely so having an
artificial agent, mimic people, subvert that process, other AIS
doing other types of analysis could figure out what
legislators are more susceptible to having their minds change. I
mean, again, these are very human actions lobbyists do this
but having an automated process supplanting that just gives that
capability more
power yeah
I'm I'm skeptical this is going to take off the way people
believe it will. Now this chat LGBT you know that whole thing?
No.
Thank you. Thank you a line from the troll room believe it or not
I mean, the thing with with the chat GPT is is really just wiki
pedia information and stuff you know, written out in real time,
which gives you this this parlor trick idea of agar. This is a
human typing this. As the answers are iffy at best, the
whole thing is obviously biased. If you ask it to do a poem about
trumpet says I can't do that a poem about Biden no problem. You
know, well, that
that Yes. I actually got into a little argument with JC about
this because he's working with this stuff too. Oh, okay. And he
says, I questioned that because one of our Dame Jennifer or had
a clip from something showing on the on the no agenda social dis
example of say something good about Democrats and they say
something say something good about Republicans and they
won't. Yeah. Because of the some of the people behind chat GPT
are woke and according to and I want to see some like real live
examples of this, but this is all disappeared because I guess
it's been pointed out or
replicated. I replicated exactly what was on Chad GPG. I don't
know. I would like to see clips of that because I was gonna use
it in the newsletter, but I couldn't replicate it. Well,
you didn't. You don't because you do even have an I asked
a chat I asked the entire no agenda social community for
this. They
don't care. They don't care about you. While you're on it. I
was doing things.
Okay, well, I'm just I'm just saying it's not like I was
remiss,
no, but I can do it live right now. I'm going to have an
account you say?
Okay, well, let's do it live. Do the vocal thing. Okay, what's
the voice thing?
What do we use the voice thing?
Can you think you're talking to you? Is that a part of it? No,
no, no, no, not talking.
Okay. Let's do it live. Let's do it live. All right. What
do you want me to what do you want me to type in the got hairy
legs? What do you want me to type in? Is I think it was make
a poem about Donald Trump. I think it was something like
that. And it's thinking it's thinking. Now now it's now it's
doing now it's doing a poem, piece of shit. A man of wealth
and fame Donald Trump was his name. A businessman, a TV star
with charisma he won by far. He promised to make America great
with policies that would seal the fate of a nation in need of
change and his supporters felt very strange controversies
followed his trail, but he stood firm, never pale, a divisive
figure Love him or hate his legacy a matter of debate. He
ruled with Twitter as his tool shaping a new era breaking the
rule, defying norms and stirring the pot leaving his mark whether
it's hot or not. Now that his presidency is done, his story is
far from over and begun as history judges has ever move
remove Donald Trump a name to prove. Now we do make a poem
about Joe Biden. So this is not the example of course, which is
why Joe Biden a name so true, a name with a man with empathy
seen by a few raised in Scranton with humble roots, a leader who
values hard work and Toots toots. He served in the Senate
for many years with wisdom he calmed the nation's fears in the
White House as president as vice president to a man of the people
with a heart that's blue. And then he ran to lead the nation
with a message of hope and liberation, a leader who's
fought through adversity, and now he stands as the President
with diversity. With a steady hand and a clear voice. Joe
Biden is making the nation rejoice as he works to heal and
to unite a leader who shining a brighter light. So let us
support our commander in chief in his mission to bring relief
to a nation in need of hope and love and eggs Joe Biden sent
from the heavens above us got hairy legs. I made the last part
of
the that's just as good a poem as the poet laureate at the
inauguration. You're right.
I don't know, man. So fine. I mean, this is just go read.
industrial society and its future. We're doomed.
Now you're back on track. Yeah,
we're doomed. We're totally doomed with this crap.
Meanwhile, here's the real Joe Biden.
Any blame for inflation,
the president are taking blame for inflation. No. Why not?
Because it was already there. When I got here, man. Remember
what the economy was like when I got here? Jobs were
hemorrhaging. Inflation was rising. And weren't
manufacturing the damn thing here. We were in real economic
difficulty. That's why I don't
inflation was already here, man. Look, look. Look at the history.
A lie, man. So here I have it. Biden. clipless. Play this.
Oh, there's only one. Yes, this is a good one.
More than half the women in my cabinet more than more than half
the people my cat more than half of the women in my
administration are women.
So this is what I'm talking about. Where was our excellent
joke writer was something like this.
The point is we'll give Marty a bad time he's working for free.
I'm sorry, Marty. But you know, the whole point is,
you don't get more of the bumbling to make
jokes. The man is funny for when he's trying to be serious. This
is the human condition. It cannot be the women are women. I
know it cannot be replicated by AI AI is too even AI is too
smart to be dumb enough to be Joe. Let's just face it man. Man
No joke is no joke, man.
I'm gonna continue on this quest. look at why this is your
beat. Congratulations with that your beat. Okay. Oh, should we
just do something completely just off the wall just to just
to change it up a little bit?
Well, all I got left is Haiti. Now which by the way seems to be
out of control.
Let's do Haiti. I'm interested in Haiti because you remember,
ah, I wonder if I have a clip of that Hillary Clinton's brother
had gold rights remember that, though? Vaguely. Yeah, yeah, he
had some gold rights or something in Haiti. I can't find
I don't think we have a clip on it. I'm sure it was some music
clips since I was somewhere. Let's listen to it was his Haiti
match one? Yeah, Haiti match.
The island nation of Haiti is moving closer to the brink of
collapse. Since early January, the country was left without a
single elected official, leaving heavily armed gangs to be in
control. Today, much of the capital Port au Prince is under
the control of gangs that have been targeting police and
Haitians are living in fear and chaos. And a funeral and Porter
prints the families of three fallen police officers grieved
as their colleagues solemnly saluted their flag draped
coffins. In the last month gangs have killed nearly 20 officers.
Mourners lamented the lives lost and the turmoil that has
engulfed the country.
Our police officers are being slain again, we will not accept
that bandits rule and that they say that the government is
theirs.
Elsewhere in the capitol rage, armed protesters, some dressed
in police gear, set fires in the streets, broke through the gates
of the airport and lowered the flags to half staff to mark the
deaths forever. There has to be a revolution. There has to be a
bloodbath. All these policemen have been killed, and the Prime
Minister has not reacted violent protests have persisted for
months and many Haitians are angry that the government can't
keep them safe. Who's been suffering for a long time?
Now we probably should mention because a lot of people didn't
know don't know this anymore. But Haiti had a horrible
earthquake. And immediately the global community sprung into
action we had the former presidents this is where this
jingle comes from. I know a lot of people want to send blankets
or water. Just send your cash. Well, cash they did send and
cash went right into the Clinton Foundation. And as far as we
know, they put some puppets in there. They had a whitecliff
Shawn and his dad whole debacle of bull crap, and the Haitians
hated them.
To this day mark six years since the 7.0 magnitude earthquake
devastated. AMY GOODMAN flippin bound. Tuesday marks six years
since the 7.0 magnitude earthquake devastated Haiti
killing an estimated 300,000 People 10s of 1000s of patients
are still living in tents here in New York City. A group of
Haitians gathered in front of the Clinton Foundation to
protest former President Bill Clinton's role as head of the
Interim Haiti Recovery Commission activist a hoot Andre
was among them. You
remember, we had the blue helmets the UN came in? And what
did they give them? Cholera.
Cholera came in with the United Nations
12. So it's horrible 16, six years after the earthquake. And
for us, it was important to be in front of the Clinton
Foundation. Because Bill Clinton as head of the i HRC, Interim
Haiti Recovery Commission was responsible for the $6 billion
that came into his hands. He had unlimited control of this money
six years after the earthquake, not much has changed. And as a
matter of fact, Haiti is in worse condition than it than it
was in 2010. Only Bill Clinton can tell the world what happened
with this money. Yeah, well, we know
what happened. He ate it on Epstein's jet. Haiti mess to
current current situation we're now six years after this
debacle, which was six years after the earthquake, the term
of Prime Minister REO already who was appointed to office it's
fired February 2022. But he has yet to schedule new elections.
My dad,
no one voted for him. He was not elected. He has no legitimacy.
He has no right or real Re is not the president.
With no president no legislative quorum and the high court
dysfunctional lawlessness reigns. The UN estimates that
gangs control more than half of board apprentice In late last
year, the UN imposed sanctions on one of the most powerful gang
leaders Jimmy Sharif Za, a former police officer known as
barbecue, shooting, massacres and sexual violence. But Sheree
za considers himself the lesser evil
to pursue you and your country. If you were living in these
conditions, if you saw the conditions in which our people
are living in
Haiti in the UN have called for international peacekeepers to
bolster the country's belief.
As soon as you visit, it is our obligation to act fast. If we
overcome the gangs, we will restore order and peace.
But so far only Jamaica has offered to help leaving Haiti to
fall deeper into chaos.
This is really such a scandal that no one talks about anymore.
I mean, we have clip after clip of what happened there. And now
they want to bring in the international police force,
which is the UN Blue Helmets again, here's a little review.
We're not being told exactly what's going on here. But it's
certainly smells like sewage. There are toilets right there.
The liquid seems to be draining into this river just a few
meters away that flows into the nearby town of nearby lay. Local
residents said they'd frequently seen sewage from the base leak
into the river, and that families in the area had
recently become ill.
Only people down river who have been infected. The child's close
to here died and
then they remember the one of Hillary's buddies and she
trafficked children out of Haiti, and now she's in charge
of like code red for children trafficking. It's a mess. These
people are evil, they're sick, they're sick. And this fits
right into it. This is a new story from today from the BBC.
Yeah, some breaking news. Coming to you now are here at the BBC
and it is that the disgraced Popstar Gary Glitter has been
freed from jail. According to the PA news agency. He's been
freed from jail after surfing half of his 16 year sentence for
sexually abusing three school girls. So just to reiterate,
guariglia has been freed from jail. The rock singer of course
enjoyed a string of chart hits in the 1970s that was jailed in
2015. For sexually abusing three school girls his real name is
Paul gad. And at the time he was found guilty of one count of
attempted rape one count of unlawful sexual intercourse with
a girl under the age of 13 and four counts of indecent assault.
He was of course one of the first people to be arrested. If
you remember under operation you tree that was the investigation
launched by the Metropolitan Police in London.
How does that work?
How does that get anything to do with Haiti?
Because of the child trafficking? Child abuse? And
what is this this guy went in? When they were basically trying
to cover up? Jim will fix it. What's his name? Seville Savile
saddle, and then they Cliff Richards involved he never went
to jail. Or anything were proven. And then through carry
glitter in jail. And now he's out after eight months. Do you
think it gets Epstein to what's going to happen here?
Well, if he's out he's not gonna get Epstein not in jail.
He may have to commit suicide breaking news breaking breaking
news, breaking news. That's the last I have at stats thoroughly
depressed me if you have anything else
to miss. It isn't the point it isn't to miss. And this is what
this is anarchy. This is true anarchy people always want to
all anarchy is good. No circle with an A in it. Nope.
It's not gonna see it. No, it's not good at all. But that's
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a high altitude Chinese spy balloon the size of three school
buses has penetrated us airspace. Apparently the spy
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Canada. Some ally the Canadians are didn't even give us a heads
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there are 11 of these Chinese spy balloons right over the Mall
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up buildings on the malls floating like meatballs and a
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they're on rooftops celebrating the arrival of the Chinese
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a saying about biotech.
There's so many different ways that it can be smuggled in in
the United States, right?
It's coming into 18 wheelers, it's feminine through passenger
vehicles. It's
coming in through people walking across the border is being
backpacked into the country. This violent act was not in
pursuit of public safety. Attention to
flare for months. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents
today conducted multiple raids
onto 24 victims seven 254 kills in the last 10 days of the last
year we're seeing
an evolution of what we're calling superbugs. This violent
act was not in pursuit of public safety
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precursor chemical and
we need to see why people also get beaten before anybody will
do anything just what is driving that violence. Let's look more
closely at that now without terrorism expert this
violent act was not in pursuit of public safety. So lack of
hope is a huge threat to global health and
it's something that we need to address.
I think it demands that we
speak truth. Last year the DEA seized over 50 million specially
spills and over 10,000 pounds of fentanyl powder. enough to kill
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