Oh, we have a violation. Okay, you will all suffer. Adam Curry
John C Dvorak April 1 2021 this is your award winning chemo
nation media assassination Episode 1334 This is no agenda,
telling no lies and broadcasting live from opportunity's own 33
here on the frontier of Austin, Texas capital of the drone star.
Stay in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam Curry manna from
Northern Silicon Valley where everything is peachy. The
numbers are down. The weather is beautiful. I'm John C Dvorak
buzzkill.
Yeah, everything's peachy. Here we are. Here we are. On the
original. A fake news day. There is no one. This used to be the
original fake news day, April 1 April Fool's.
Oh, April. Oh, yes. Right.
And I was thinking about that this morning. How this
celebration is broken. And how how perhaps it was used in the
past because I remember April Fool's would typically mean
something in the newspaper or there was something on the news
or you I mean, yeah, sure you had people doing joke's on you.
But the good ones that was the media stuff.
And here's the here's the I do have the clip from the
Volkswagen follow up.
Oh, do tell what happened within
Well, you didn't hear this one. This is April Fool's gaff. This
is an MPR report.
VW is planning to pivot entirely to making electric cars.
And then on Tuesday, the company made a surprising announcement
Volkswagen said it would officially change its name to
volts wagon volts vo LTS as in electric.
They did that on Tuesday. boneheads use announcement to
change
its iconic name made headlines, but only for a few hours
because that turned out not to be true. And
ultimately, it was a silly joke. April Fool's prank.
That's reporter David sheperson. He covers transportation for
Reuters. And he says VW is joke of changing its name to
Volkswagen did not quite land. The announcement for some reason
came two days before April Fool's Day, but VW is detailed
press release made the company's name change seem real.
Shepherdson says reporters were duped news publications had to
issue corrections.
And again, we don't know exactly what happened. But we do know
that the company was willing to let this
intentionally misleading you know,
really close to two days. Oh, you see,
that's exactly what I'm talking about. First of all, stupid
Germans. Second, though the media.
We make the April landers. Yeah,
we make the April Fool's jokes around here use Deutsch landers.
Ah, you don't get to do that. This was fake news. And that
makes me think, has April Fool's Day been used for decades, as a
way for the media to say, look, this is what really stupid fake
news looks like because all the rest is real.
Oh, I don't know if that's true. But But the point is, is that I
think you made it right away, which is in the internet era.
April Fool's doesn't work.
No, it's broken.
And it's totally broken. And the thing is these old stories I
noticed this myself because I used to be an April Fool's
stirrer. When I was in print media. I always did a good April
Fool's Day here are there. A lot of them got a lot of attention.
One of them's in the hoax, or the practical jokes Hall of Fame
or whatever it's called.
That's right. I forgot.
Yeah, that was the big information superhighway to
tell.
That's a classic.
Yes, that was a it was I wrote a column. And it was structured
properly. And it would run on April 1, describing the fact
that the Senate in particular the us senate is so dumb.
Already already good setup.
Yeah. Yeah. Very good to set up so beautiful. They're so dumb
about technology that they actually think that the internet
isn't as a information superhighway, which is the word
that was used at the time that Al Gore had coined, and that
people would get drunk and start driving stuff on the internet.
And it was the Dave decided in their stupidity, that you when
you want to play these, you play them in an opposite direction.
They're so dumb, that they actually thought that people
would be there should be a law against being drunk and using
the internet and it was and then the way this column was
structured was I was aghast by this I was kind of a Rosanna
row. anna danna cannabis style oh my god how stupid are these
people you go on and on and because they name names yeah
namely pat leahy and they they got real they got a bunch of
bail and calls they were that lady i understand what you're
literally annoyed
i actually caught caught for a second in one this morning from
pod news because they started you got to start off right but
even this was good surprise move from apple podcast neither
follow nor subscribe will be used in ios 14.6 this was this
was earth shattering news in the podcast industry john that that
apple would be using follow instead of subscribe and now
they won't be using either no the next version of the popular
mobile operating phones is the apple instead listen to your
telephone conversations monitor your facebook account okay so by
then i finally got it but you know when you do a whole thing
like even i showed up after mark cuban announced that his his his
new clubhouse app will be podcasting 2.0 he has also
agreed to fight Adam Curry live on espn next thursday night for
the branding rights like you know that's not what it was
supposed to be
yeah
yeah it was supposed to be really good and there was a
structure to it and you create you have documented this
structure and i don't know if we even need to go over it other
than it as a eulogy
but i might as well be one because this is it i think some
of the last ones i did years let you know after that couple of
these classics including by the way the fact that my one of my
favorites because it got in the newspaper is i'd written that
this during the era when sioux city or sioux falls one of the
two in iowa south dakota was were gateway 2000 was
oh right the cow people that the cow people
yeah they're outstanding in their field
and exactly
i wrote a column claiming that that because of and i started by
prefacing by all these naming rights that all these stadiums
were using and i was kind of condemning that and i said that
and now it looks like they're trying to make attempts to
change entire cities based on promotional fee
they were gonna do a cow city or something
no no they were going to change sioux falls or sioux city i
forget which what it is and does and south dakota someone in the
role room right now there we're going to change the name of the
town to gateway city
oh right now remember yeah
and it was very done very straight i there was what i
always have one kicker and they're usually there says some
spokesperson someone usually named blurp a sleuth which is
purpose is april fool's spelled backwards a lot yeah my 111 dry
goods i
mean you you've got lupus slurve you've got mark pugna you've got
some hot chick are lupus
so so it actually got into the newspaper there and it was above
the fold at the top i have a copy of it changing garden named
gateway city
now good one successful very good very good
yeah but but what happened later was that i need to do something
online and it would be i would appear on april 1 but the
problem with online is that it would show up like a year later
in a google search
yeah
oh yes fact course as some sort of a true situation because you
couldn't pull them down if you could pull these put them up for
one day and get rid of them it'd be fine but wow so the system is
broken you can't do april fool's anymore now it makes a mess i
just think i don't i don't even do one anymore
that's always flattering to show but an april fool's joke of
course when are we just about we've looked at the great reset
that's coming which would be the great marketing reset so i just
want to take that into consideration with these next
three short clips this is very important something we can all
witness together the mainstream media in the united states does
not does not report on pharmaceutical issues without
complete buy in and or exchange of you know transfer exchange of
stuff like money they don't report on it they just do not
and certainly not negative it's very uncommon this is why we've
had throughout the past year zero pushback on anything the
pharmaceutical industry or the biosecurity state has said
including anything fouchier burks or any of these people
because that's their bread and butter that's Big just look at
the ads and you tell me what you see. So what we are witnessing
now is Pfizer's marketing team shifting into high gear. We
already saw the first takedown of AstraZeneca. Then, of course
there's people dying from every single one of these vaccines but
the AstraZeneca blood cuts blood clots, blood clots. Well now we
finally have the Johnson and Johnson on the way Ladies and
gentlemen, no, no, Pfizer is not going to make you feel good
about the j&j vaccine or
Richard Terrell that the one dose Johnson Johnson vaccine
earlier on this month, he suffered a severe rash that
spread over his entire body and turned his skin red was doctors
tell me a reaction of this magnitude is extremely rare. We
do want to warn you at home that some of these images may be
considered graphic
and they go into showing this guy's burnt to a crisp skin that
will still make your stomach churn
because arch Oh blur for old timers out there we know we're
talking about the way it first came out was the skin came off.
Yeah. peeled off Yeah. skinless now he's doing this again goes
back to some old radio shows from the 20s is where you know
these horror shows a skin kameez inside out.
But it's so obvious, you know, go to the length of showing
these horrific pictures and it was local news everywhere. So
Pfizer had distributed this their team where you're right
and while we're there, why don't we at least let's throw some on
top of that. They're incompetent boobs. Meg joins us now. So
Meg, what are we learning about those spoil Johnson and Johnson
dosis.
nor a 15 million doses of the Johnson and Johnson vaccine were
reportedly ruined by human error and one of their manufacturing
partner plants of future shipments have been stopped. Now
this could impact mass vaccination sites like this one
in Newark, New Jersey that just opened up today. They're
expecting a Johnson and Johnson shipment in six weeks Nora Oh,
no,
they're not gonna want that anymore. No, they they're mixed.
They can't even make the mixture right these idiots. Saturday
Night Live slamet on home don't believe
in COVID still got the vaccine visor with her now.
I know you weren't get one but you got to wait your turn.
I get to the backside get what I wants. And you get much less
Mitch Johnson.
Come on.
Come on across all the networks. Johnson and Johnson no good,
you're out.
Beautiful work team. The team has done very, very, very well.
And they through and are getting bonuses that they will die. They
are going to be happy houses in Bermuda. And they've
now thrown in another bonus. Pfizer is testing freeze dried
COVID-19 vaccine that now doesn't need any cold storage at
all. After the $2 billion investment, the United States
taxpayers made in the ultra cold freezers then we heard Well, you
can kind of stick it kind of in the background behind ice cream.
And now it's just freeze dried. Like you're saying get coffee.
Please.
Wow. These guys are unbelievable.
They are out of control. A lot.
They're not they're not letting up. No. No reason. So I wanted
to do another a new segment or something for this show. And
I've been trying to figure out how to work it in Okay,
here it comes down.
Well, it's like it's called the quick look and it's like on
Thursday I can only do it on Thursdays on Thursdays when I
get up and run eight o'clock when they do I come out of there
first big national breaks. I just want to take a quick look
at what the three morning shows are showing. And see I want I
actually have been doing this for a while but haven't done a
report on it. Okay, I've done it just to make sure that there's
something didn't slip by me because I produce all my stuff
the night before so right wake up next thing you know the
world is on fire. We need
a second alert the affiliates we've got
to what we got so I'm gonna just tell you what the three reports
are going on. And because these do have some indication of what
these networks are up to, and start with the today show, and
today's show had a report on blacks getting vaccinated and
how the preachers are getting making a big deal. They're gonna
come out and all the black preachers he had vaccinated and
all these skeptical black old women mostly, this is what they
portray. They're all okay. Well, the preacher, the pastor, the
pastor Got his second shot, I waited for the second shot, she
said. And once he's he didn't die that I got mine. So that was
and it was a big report. And that was what they were doing on
today's show, then you go to Good Morning America. And good
morning america was the debt, the debt load of the general
public highlighting to extremely gay Asian men. And the money
they needed to borrow. I don't know why, but they need to
borrow $100,000 to adopt a child. And then there was a
discussion of how to borrow money. And then last the CBS CIA
network, it was about hashing over the insurrection. And wow,
now, and the connection there was it turned out that in the
insurrection, we haven't gotten this news, but if there was
something like, I don't know, 40% of the people that are
arrested had, were in the army at some point in their life or
something like that. They're retired, really, now, the Armed
Forces needs to be rid of these, quote unquote insurrectionists.
And so there is the idea now is to go back into the Pentagon and
get rid of all these terrible people that are, I don't know,
in the army. This guy what it was about, I just thought it was
very strange.
Don't we have I mean, we you used to do something like that.
We even have jingles for it.
support the
show? Send your cash. That's not it. You will obey this one.
Sorry, three.
Three by three.
By JC D's another experiment comparing story
from ABC.
who's done this? It's
back. Ladies and gentlemen. We even have
page three which specifically the news shows the nightly news.
And what you do is you go over comparable news terrible to
watch all three. And by the way, it's not that.
I'm just saying if you want to use three by three, I think
everybody's hates
it. Same thing. Yes. jingles word by three by three.
Think of the bunch of spot checks. I
like to call it the spot check.
three by three spot check. Okay, there you go. three by three
spot check. I'm sure.
It's only on Thursdays only Thursdays
first Thursday or the second Thursday.
The first Thursday, the first Thursday.
Back to the marketing. I love marketing you and I love the
marketing. That's what News is. Let's get back to the team.
Pfizer reporting its vaccine is 100% effective at preventing
symptomatic cases in children ages 12 and 15 100%. Effective.
And yeah, you know, I saw this too. And it's like you first you
take a group of people that I think is documented, they can't
almost can't get the disease.
Right, exactly. You take someone who can't get it. And then you
say look, can't get it
work. It worked my shot and they say Hey, look.
ABC did a little
aimless. These guys, Dave, I'm telling I said it on the last
show. They've got to back off.
No, no, no, no, no, they're cranking it up right now. This
is time to crank
By the way, which is the rules. If you got a hot ticket, you
take it drag you crank you milk that but I'm thinking more as a
human being not as a marketing person. Oh, please. Oh, please,
can't.
ABC did it this way. The CDC
director warning that younger people are most at risk for
death and long term side effects from a new surge. That's because
so many Americans over the age of 65 have already been
vaccinated. Diane All right.
We'll take the good news where we can
find David pilgrim Thank you
so here Wait here's the way they're trying to portray this
this was great LIKE It looks like a monsters like a monster
movie the monster sees all these people are protected so I'll
have to go after these people. Yeah, thing is floating around
the air is gonna attack who Hell no,
no, no, it's not ternal monster. It's nocturnal. It comes out at
night. It used to come out at nine in Rotterdam. Now it only
comes out at 10 so they got an hour later their curfew because
they you know the monsters afraid? We had to do vaccine
virus gaffes. One surprisingly, came from our president, who
corrected himself caught himself very impressive. And over 60% of
the shots given at these sites goes to minority communities,
because they're in minority communities we have to reach
out. They're the ones most affected by the vaccine by both
the vaccines but also by the pandemics. Sweet. Well done a
Betty got a lollipop for that one. No, it didn't go so well
for the chief medical officer in Queensland, where I think they
have another three day circuit breaker locked down, because
you'll love this for a second. We got something from our
producer here.
Here we go.
43% of medical staff are refusing to take the AstraZeneca
vaccine, which is available there. This has resulted in
three medical staff supposedly getting the highly infectious UK
variant. At least that's what the government's telling us.
Because of this, the government has implemented a circuit
breaker lockdown or Brisbane for three days. And it's because of
the unvaccinated doctors those evil or they holes. This
is an old old Nazi trick. If anyone kills one of us, we will
kill televue
Wow. hadn't even thought of it that way.
It's exactly what they're doing. Yeah. Oh, we have a violation.
Okay. You will all suffer.
Tam, you're kind of creepy Lee good at that. Don't give
anything to anyone. Don't give john a riding crop and a leather
hat. Says the Queensland Chief Medical Officer she didn't
realize her gaffe. Or was it really a gaffe?
That went off? Oh, nice through all of one a, it's now one be
one be our most critical people. So they are older people 70
years of age and older. We know they are just so vulnerable to
getting ill and dying from this vaccine. It's people and
is that a desert?
That a doozy or what?
That was just restraint?
And I'm not sure it's a gaffe.
No, that is a beauty. I'm gonna give you a borderline clip of
the day even though you didn't get that somebody sent.
Of course, and one of our one of our Australian producers sent
that to me. How else would I would I hear about that?
There's no way it's just not but but it's definitely a winner.
Winner.
Wow. So good. So good. Well, but there was a lot of fun stuff
going on. Our brand new CDC director, director will Lenski
who is she's the new spokes hole. It's all over Get out of
the way. She's the perfect person multi culti she's got
skills she knows how to do what she looks serious. She's just a
better overall she's fresh fresh Fauci is not fresh. So Fauci is
over there doing CD, his own CDC zoom meetings, which I recorded
some of course, relator while the CDC director now she's out
there, everybody, everybody she is she is she is the star. And
she did an appeal that just rocked your wave.
I first started at CDC about two months ago, I made a promise to
you. I would tell you the truth, even if it was not the news we
wanted to hear now is one of those times when I have to share
the truth. And I have to hope and trust who will listen. I'm
going to pause here, I'm going to lose the script, and I'm
going to reflect on the recurring feeling I have of
impending doom.
Now. I want to stop here for a second. I'll pretend I didn't
hear you crack the PBR early. Okay, so she says here, I'm
going to lose the script. I've watched this whole presentation
she did. And her script was on her screen and she's keeps
looking down as she's talking. She's very good at it. She She
kind of gets line at a lot line by line and she and she then
reads it into her camera which she knows exactly how she's
doing that. So she says she reads from her script, go look
at the video she reads from her script. I'm going to get off the
script now. And then throughout the next minute and a half she
continues to read from the script. So that's the she's a
liar she is a liar liar liar there she's a liar. She stood
there and bold face lie that she's getting off the script is
very obvious. Yes, yes. She's
really obvious when you see it. Yeah,
it's obvious.
I'm going to pause here. I'm gonna lose the script. And I'm
going to reflect on the recurring feeling I have of
impending doom,
Doom,
impending doom, impending doom impending doom. This is the CDC
director. Back to your monster theory Doom, the monsters
coming.
I have an impending doom. We have so much to look forward to.
So much promise and potential of where we are and so much reason
for hope. But right now I'm scared. I know what it's like as
a physician to stand in that patient room, down, gloved mast,
shielded and to be the last person to touch someone else's
loved one because their loved one couldn't be there i know
what it's like when you're the physician when you're the
healthcare provider and you're worried that you don't have the
resources to take care of the patients in front of you i know
that feeling of nausea when you read the crisis standards of
care and you wonder whether there are going to be enough
ventilators to go around and who's going to make that choice
i mean come on we're back to ventilators now seriously
there's no shortage of ventilators there's not even
there's nothing there's no news of ventilators oh who do i hand
it out to i know what it's like
and i know what it's like to vlog to your hospital every day
and see the extra morgue sitting outside oh
brother extra morgue the empty chair at the table my killed
grandma
i didn't know at the time when it was meant it would stop we
didn't have the science to tell us we were just scared we have
come such a long way three historic scientific breakthrough
vaccines and we are rolling them out so very fast so i'm speaking
today not necessarily as your cdc director not only as your
cdc director that has a wife as a mother as a daughter to ask
you to just please hold on a little little longer so badly
want to be done i know you all so badly want to be done we're
just
exactly i even i clipped her now i don't even want to hear the
rest of her
she's terrible she's a terrible person
yes she's hot and she goes on like that
meanwhile some actual shouldn't be doing this this is not what
we want from our leaders this is this is really disgusting hey
man she's not a leader she's hired by the people we hired
she's a subcontractor the way i see it come on leaders she's not
a leader
well obviously she's not a leader
we got a report anonymous from one of our producers a current
status in hospital there in oregon with 14 rhona positive
patients likely based on pcr so not dead here's the report icu
is 89% capacity hospitals 79% capacity therefore and 50 plus
bed regional hospital our county is currently in high risk corona
and mostly locked down restaurants only allowed 25%
capacity 14 people in the hospital here icu was busy but
never overwhelmed things have gone way down over the last
month or two but of course that's not acknowledged by the
authorities as you've talked about the number of icu beds are
flexible so those numbers 89% is based on the 35 beds they have
but they can pop in another 10 anytime they want and yes the
hospital administrator wants the hospital running at 95% that's
how you make money they're still doing this right here up to the
cdc director reporting it the cdc director is lying it
was not proper grammar but and then she lying she's lying it
and then you
said yeah i know i know i thought you took me down i was
shorted out
so then she had to go on maddow show to go and talk about let's
see what is she what did she say listen
and we have we can kind of almost see the end we're
vaccinating so very fast our data from the cdc today suggests
you know that that vaccinated people do not carry the virus
don't get sick and that it's not just in the clinical trials but
it's also in real world data and yet on the other side i'm
watching the cases tick up i'm watching us have increased
numbers of hyper transmissible variants i'm watching our travel
numbers take up
okay so i have a very important clip coming next and the way i
see it is she's out there got a number of other people out there
also hope now we're in the fourth wave and it's because of
spring break we have to lock down again you'll see you'll see
you'll see Fauci over and over on his own little wherever you
can he is with ll cool j is now doing interviews let me tell you
something i know ll cool j quite well ll cool j is very nice guy
he is a 100% corporate whore for 30 years he's been at mtv trying
to do deals and hustle stuff so he's hustling and now he's got a
radio show and he's hustling this you know don't worry i'll
get black people vaccinated don't need no preacher so
they're trying to create an expectation of a crisis a surge
they're comparing oh texas is also going up a little bit
whatever maybe they can push it i guess with a faulty vaccines
because that's the main problem is there don't seem to be
working very Well, or at least the new stories are not very
good about some of them. That's the problem that we get to set
to this summer. We know more people die during the summer,
primarily because new hospital workers leave school and come
into the, into the force. It's known fact, we talked about it
last year. And then maybe we can push it to I don't know until
fall. And then until we can mislabel fluids COVID mean, and
here's a nurse that showed up on telegram so I don't know where
she's from. But she's, it's the only woman in her car. And she
sounds very authentic. I think this is a true story. If so,
well, there you go.
I work for a large hospital system in Broward County,
Florida, the anesthesia team. Last night, the house nurse
manager came to my department and told us that we must prepare
for a COVID crisis that's going to start next week. And they're
going to hospital will be taking part of our recovery unit at a
seizure recovery unit to house COVID patients that we should
that we cannot allow surgical patients families
to come visit them,
which we do pre and post surgery pre and post anesthesia.
I looked at her
and I said
how do you know we're going you're going to need our our
roofs, our bays?
And how do you know there's going to be a crisis next week.
She filter down her glasses. She looked at me.
And she said you know what's going on by now? And I said
Yeah, I do. And everyone else just went here we go again and
shrug their shoulders. Does anyone else find this really
strange besides me?
It's about time that this whole corrupted, stinking
system is brought down. Seriously.
without really hating my job right now.
I can't stand this corruption anymore.
Now, I realized I don't know if this is a current clip. So I
could be playing something that's old. But I'm sure holds
true. Well, sorry.
It could be a year old. Six months old. Yeah, it could be
you
could play any time. You can play it anytime you want. And
here's the timeline. According to Fauci again, this is him on
his little CDC zoom call because he can't buy
an appearance. So we hope that within the next five or so
months, we'll be able to answer the very important question
about whether vaccinated people get infected a symptomatically.
And if they do, do they transmit the infection to others?
So that's what that again, yeah, no, no, not
again. These guys are static again, which means you're
wandering around, you've got it, but you wouldn't know it in a
million years. Your vaccination symptoms. What's your back shot,
you
had the shot. So that's why that's this is the whole rash of
five or six more months of masks people. Hello, come on, losers
buy in five or six more months. That's the plan.
Cuz y'all we don't know. No other vaccine in the world has
ever had this issue that I'm aware of. You get your shot. You
know, you're free. I'm invincible. I feel great. It's a
party. I'm ready to take on the world. I'm ready to go be
amongst people. No, no, no, no, no. No. With this vaccine,
you're still basically an infectious human resource,
dripping with a COVID Pass.
Or worse. Yeah,
we have a new term, breakthrough breakthrough cases. I have not
yet decoded this, but they're called breakthrough cases. I can
break through COVID cases more than 100 were identified in our
state. These are people who were fully vaccinated and still got
sick. The guy was 7000 grand. He joins us live tonight.
Alison, half of the people
didn't have any symptoms at all. And Dave, of those who did have
symptoms, they had very mild cases of COVID. But still
several people were hospitalized and two died. Doctors expected
these two cases and say they are very rare here in Washington
right now. They represent point 01 percent of all of those fully
vaccinated.
I mean,
these numbers are bogus, by the way. Like Horowitz talked to me
about what you told me a lot in the last show. These got sick
after you got the vaccination. Oh, yeah. 100 Yeah, yeah.
Fever for I don't know if they had COVID
again, pretty much,
and his arm still hurts. Yeah. But here's here's his dilemma,
because you're a I mean, I love you Andrew but I know I
understand your wife wants you to have it so you got to go man,
that's just the way it is in relationship you know in a in a
successful happy marriage, you will do what she says
ultimately. But I think he's also bombed that if he if he
doesn't get the next shot, which he's now anticipating will suck.
And which could give him make him sick, even without him being
the vaccine. Cuz otherwise he won't have the certification to
go travel.
Which is illegal in Florida because the state the governor
put the kibosh on any such International,
he's the crucial
Yeah, he said, I know. I might want to go to Morocco.
cccccc. Yeah.
Now we understand, we understand. Okay,
but but arguing is is futile. Resistance is futile is like
dealing with the Borg. And the Pfizer marketing team is like
dealing with the Borg. You will be assimilated, you can't.
So good, they are so good. And this is where we see a new
player on the on the field. And my goodness, we have so many now
but it's such a bonanza, such a such a just money is raining
everywhere. We go into the next phase. And this is without doubt
the vaccine passport. And I have done some work on this because I
think we pretty much predicted from day one this would be
coming. This was it was always you know, microchips are going
to be in the vaccine. Now. You don't need anything
sophisticated like that yet. We can just do it with with help
from our friends. And we need to position it properly. First. As
you know, the president actually let me play sokhi first, because
that's important. Jen Psaki don't have her here somewhere,
came out and said, you know, whatever, whatever you think. We
are not going to do government mandated vaccine passports but
we are going to work with partners to see how we can do
with that. So the first thing we got to do is we need to have the
mainstream media ABC is a good one, to establish the necessity
for this and that you got to do it in a little offhanded way and
see the mark eligibility
for the vaccine is set to expand to all Americans at 16 and older
by May 1 for that 1/3 of all adults have now received at
least one dose not even April and the shot is in my arm. It
feels so great. And as more venues start requiring so called
vaccination passports. The World Health Organization is warning
about scammers trying to sell fake vaccination certificates
online.
Okay, so we need to we need to establish that this is a problem
because you you will not let Zach's free riders into your
life. You took the vaccine, you're brave. You are a You are
a good decent patriotic citizen. You don't want some unpatriotic
Vax free rider snoo name for republicans and religious people
if you're not going to stand for that, so if they're also
falsifying passports, we need a solution. And New York has
already figured out the way to go with this. And they've
created the Excelsior passport, which they haven't actually
done. This is the IBM initiative.
Last Friday, New York became the first state to roll out a
vaccine passport, which is basically a smartphone app that
proves you've been vaccinated. Something that Biden
administration says they're helping develop the standards
for nationwide Nora.
Okay, so that's kind of
a second that contradicts what they said,
Oh, yeah, wait, here's here's the full clip from CBS, they may
delve a little deeper into this. Meanwhile, the Biden
administration says it's not taking the lead on developing so
called vaccine passports or certificates.
Now, when you say in New York,
China and Europe, there's concern about Americans having
access to Okay, I just like to stop That's a lie. That's a lie.
There is no vaccine passport in Europe. So why are they talking
about it? They have proposals for it. It's called the green
passport. Same in the United Kingdom. It's not implemented
yet. The only place where this is being implemented to my
knowledge, maybe China but is Israel. So this is a lie. I want
to restart now. fucker.
By the way, there's gonna be an American. Wait, wait. Yeah, it
is a lie, but it's a lie with a purpose, which is what the media
does. the purpose is to is it's like a body blow it's like the
punch in the gut okay whoa this already going on a whirl so so
it's not a big deal that we're gonna do
you know i was thinking of that it's the circular reporting it's
the same as having your your agents on the ground either
directly writing for the uganda times or the kenya times they
say that yes it's a total cia trick it's not all that novel
and the idea is you can refer and say oh well you know
according to the kenya times this is what's going down here
and then of course you can put that in the new york times
because you know it sounds credible so what we're seeing is
a new group that's come on the scene the potential marketplace
initially for testing and this type of passport stuff has been
pegged at i think $20 billion which is why ibm's and it
doesn't and ibm may not be successful in fact none of this
may be successful especially when you know that dr also home
who has been full of crap from day one everything he has said
has not come true including the two and a half million dead and
the end the second wave and the third wave and it's going to be
like a tsunami so when he said this i felt a little better
now for vaccine passports we just heard ed's piece that
they're controversial where do you stand on this
well first of all we're going to do something the world is going
to do something people do want to know if you're going to get
on a plane if you're going to go into a restaurant if you're
going to go into a public place do i feel confident that the
person sitting next to me is not likely infected with the virus
and so whether the government's want them to or not i am
convinced that you're going to see them eventually be part of
our everyday lives so now what we need to do is figure out how
to do it safely fairly and effectively as we can and so i
think that the administration is doing a good job of at least
laying out criteria for private sector companies remember when i
go to the airport today to get on a plane if i do do that i get
my eyeballs screened by a private company that determines
that i'm the one that is actually there to get on that
plane and i think you're going to see more private companies
getting involved with the guidance of government but i
don't see government itself doing the passport
so
doing eyeball screening
that's the clear system which which which this doctor calls
eyeball scanning okay doc yeah clear
yeah they have a robot clear but i
don't know about the eyeball being yeah and well that's why
people are leaning into those cleared kiosks because because
they're getting their eyeballs scan so what we're looking at
here is big tech moving into the scene big tech has recognized
not just the opportunity for what they already do great which
is putting more apps onto your devices to trap you trick you
motivate you whatever it is they want to do with their with their
tricks but it's even deeper first please enjoy yet another
oh my gosh i'm waking up from my crazy ass life from naomi wolf
this i love watching her all of a sudden figure out that
everything's been a scam i am not overstating this i can't say
it forcefully enough this is literally the end of human
liberty in the west if this plan unfolds as planned vaccine
passport sounds like a fine thing if you don't understand
what those platforms can do i'm ceo of a tech company i
understand what this platform does it's not about the vaccine
it's not about the virus it's about your data and once this
rolls out you don't have a choice about being part of the
system what people have to understand is that any other
functionality can be loaded onto that platform with no problem at
all and what that means is it can be merged with your paypal
account with your digital currency microsoft is already
talking about merging it with payment plans your networks can
be sucked up a geo locates you everywhere you go your credit
history can be included all of your medical history can be
included
oh yeah this is what's going on and it's goes a little bit
further and i can't remember where i started listening and
luis probably started talking about what amazon was thinking
of doing in healthcare amazon has made some incredible moves
that they want to take over prescriptions they want to take
over telemedicine and they are very serious about it and i
think they have a good shot at it and so i've found this what
she was just talking about microsoft okay we found the
source it's a group called change healthcare.com Complete
Silicon Valley company, big investors and big partners
wouldn't you know it? Adobe Microsoft Amazon
Ah really Usual Suspects Yeah,
Experian who's TIBCO What does TIBCO So there's your credit
guys, there's your Silicon Valley guys. Oh and TIBCO Oh
john your favorite. They're here change healthcare and TIBCO will
bring blockchain powered smart contracts to healthcare. Come on
man. This is what this is about. Let's listen to the video.
The vaccine passport includes both the individual's photo and
a QR code that when scanned will present information confirming
their vaccine status. From this homescreen the individual can
save the passport app to their phone or share their vaccine
status with others access more information about their
vaccination. Just save the passport to a phone, the
individual clicks the Add to wallet button appearing on the
home screen and follows the prompts. Now the passport is
easily accessible anytime it's needed. Clicking the Details
button, the individual can share information based on the CDC
COVID-19 vaccination record card including the vaccine type, date
each dose was received, where it was administered, and if
applicable when the next dose is due. Clicking the share button
allows individuals to instantly share their passport with
whomever they choose anybody such as a doctor, work
supervisor or family members. They can also share the passport
with other apps, such as healthcare apps for Apple, iOS,
and Android, and with ticketing and travel apps. By making it
easy for individuals to verify and share their vaccination
status, the vaccine passport can help facilitate a smooth return
to work
school
in all the activities of daily living. For more information
about our vaccine passport, contact us today.
So there you go integrate it into your health apps and
beautiful we can try. Yeah,
this is interesting. I've got Of course, I think this stuff is
all Doa, because the society has changed just enough to not let
it I hope you're right. And I hope you're right for sure.
I hope I hope I'm right to I can't guarantee it. But this is
interesting to me. Because when you go back to the early days of
the actually even pre it just pre internet is the internet
that made that I think produced the Doa element. Because pre
internet I remember the discussion, especially during
the era of the first smart cards, the chip on the on the
credit cards, that was in your use used in Europe. And really,
we didn't use it here so much. And there's arguments about
this. But I've documented that it's because the art companies
that want to pay them rather exorbitant patent fees on the
chip. And then after 25 years, it went into the public domain.
And now we're all using it. But I remember that era where they
talked about just think you could have a chip that would
have for example, your driver's license would be on it your
passport information. So you could use it as it'd be a
passport card. And you just use that and it would have your
passport information, your photo, your driver's license,
your all your credit information, your accounts, your
house, everything would be on this thing. That would be
fabulous. Because all you needed was this one card. And it would
it would just be you. And it was always seen as a positive thing
back in the 80s. And that's
where I'm at with this was also when Tom Selleck did commercials
for at&t called you will where he was sitting on the beach with
some kind of we didn't know it then but it was an iPad. And he
said one day, you will send an email from the beach.
So we remember that commercial. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was
there was a lot of utopian thinking in the 80s before the
internet came around, and the internet actually was seeming to
be part of this utopia. But in fact, it was more destructive.
The internet is kind of screwed this up. I think and I think
that's why this is not gonna work because people are less
clueless. But I remember being the big deal as a positivity.
Wow, what a great idea. Yeah, everything should be on this one
thing and you see it's a card carrying your wallet. Do you get
everything on? No, you don't have to deal with all these
different cards. Remember people having like 20 credit cards in
their wallet. JOHN,
this was the same time that you're talking about here. When
we used to dial 1212 to find out what time it was. Do you
remember that?
I think it was popcorn in our area.
Popcorn
Yeah, that was the number. Yeah, Dell popcorn.
Oh, no, I remember 1212
did you get?
But at the following tone The time is 1150.
Yes, there was a time on the phone. Yeah, it was a bell. See
what time it is? What time is it? See what time it is?
I know you'd be like, no, that's not right. Hold on. I'll call
time. See I told you your watches off. Yeah, good times
bad. Actually, what you just presented there was an actual
moment. Often in 80s. History, we
often. Yeah, I think you're right, Christina. And I were she
was texting me yesterday. She says, Dad, I'm reading 1984 holy
crap. What did Orwell smoke that he was so so visionary, that
this will be exactly what we're going through right now. And I
said, Well, first of all, his history. Second of all, to
Orwell, he had the Ministry of truth, which we have, it's
clear. But for the for the 5%. I think we're 5%. You know, the no
word. No agenda nation is probably part of the 5% of
people who have seen through it and reject the notion that the
internet is YouTube, Facebook, Twitter Instagrams, like, No,
no, no, there's other things we can do with it. We've been we've
been lead. We have been leaders in that field for you know, for
more than 13 years now, showing that you don't need the Silicon
Valley infrastructure mean, and once upon who were owned by some
conglomerate. I don't think they're independent anymore.
Yeah, too bad. Yeah,
they were good guys, pod bean. So you know, hopefully,
hopefully people and I've learned some of this myself with
podcasting. 2.0 people are so used to Well, why isn't this
just work? Well, you know, because we're doing like con
crazy stuff. Here. We've we've just circumvented canceled
culture and financial. D platforming. So give me a break,
man, but it's like the like my neighbors who didn't know that
you can light a gas stove when there's no electricity because
the clickety click click thing can be replaced by a match.
Yes, I forget that I keep Yeah,
stupidity. Yeah. Well, when you pointed out to them, they feel
it. They feel pretty stupid themselves. But here's Silicon
Valley with a hedge, you know. All right. So maybe that vaccine
passport, let us try this one.
Imagine that you wake up in the morning, go about your usual
routine. And that routine includes taking a quick nose
swab in your bathroom for COVID. And getting a result right
there.
Now listen to this.
What is the benefit of being able to test oneself at home?
Well, the answer is that this virus has been so difficult to
get a handle on because it's stealth. People can spread it
when they don't feel sick, and they don't know they're
infected. And that's why
there's also
social distancing, because you don't know who might be sick.
Now the way I see it,
this is a great app. Hello, boss. I just tested myself can't
come in man got the COVID
perfect actually, what you just described is another reality.
Not noted by the people inventing these things, which is
like a brother. Yeah. What you did what? Yeah, I'm sick man.
I'm really exactly what would happen. Productivity falls
through the floor. false positive, I guess I don't know.
I'm okay today.
Meanwhile, employment law watching California reports. The
following. This is regarding mandatory vaccinations employers
implementing a mandatory COVID-19 vaccination policy must
engage in an interactive process with an employee souks who seeks
a reasonable accommodation from the policy. The DFE h stated
that the FHA requires employers to reasonably accommodate
employees with known disabilities or a sincerely held
Oh notice the language sincerely held what you you don't believe
them a pacifier in sincerely held religious belief that would
prevent them from being vaccinated. Therefore, an
employee who objects to vaccination on either ground
must be reasonably accommodated unless the accommodation would
impose an undue hardship on the employer. Or their reasonable
accommodation exists will be a fact and situation specific
inquiry. In other words, yeah,
we had that donor. What was that? I don't remember the link
now that had the religious angle. He
Well, yeah. So you can if you can prove sincerity. Yeah, it
just it says sincerely held religious belief. So they're
going to test you on your religious belief. This needs to
be rejected all of this, and I'm sorry to say it, but you got to
tell him, you know, some, like businesses that do this now. And
when I'm not going to come back I'm gonna tell you why. So for
instance, Tina went to the hairdresser. And, and what my
hairdresser, we get this we share the hairdresser, but she
had not shared with me is that she's been vaccinated. And she
told Tina, you know, the other day, one of my clients was
vaccinated, I was vaccinated. So we both decided, you know, let's
just take our masks off, we're safe, we're invincible. And I'm
thinking if I go there next time, and she makes me want to
wear a mask, because I've not been vaccinated, even though she
is, I will have to tell her I'm sorry, I will never come back
here until you change that policy. This is what we have to
do. Because now it's down to the people. And the people in your
life are tardes they got to wake up to some reality. Seriously.
Yeah, well, I think your policy would be correct. Yeah, that's
fine to start doing that. I think you're starting to say,
Look, I'm not putting up with this bullshit. If you want to
just be that way. Fine. I'm not gonna do business here anymore.
Yeah. Because it's offensive to me.
And your mom wears army boots.
Whatever you want to tell. That's my new
I'm waiting for Biden to say that, by the way.
Yeah. So Phil's
mom wears army boots.
Anyone ever say that is beyond me. I worked at Pfizer. He's
gonna say cool. I think he's already said, cool. Is this
these phrases from the 50s? That the silent generation did you
have to remember this our only president we've ever had in this
entire in this category now from this category, silent
generation. And so it says Biden, and you think you've made
this like somebody had to fill it all over the air? We'd love
to we didn't buy this. This car in our collection. We have to
buy one and here's where this gets old. Okay, well, whatever.
We're stuck with it. And there's got to be some phraseology from
that era that he's gonna drop in into the mix.
Well, blind to face dog pony soldier would be one of them.
Yeah, but that was so off the wall. And it was like definitely
like Kofi.
Yeah, right. Right. Well, Fiddlesticks is good. And I
think when your mom wears army boots, he could he could let
that one fly. But I have a quick three parter, which I think is
pressing. As in my mind, President Biden's clock is
ticking. Probably got about three more weeks. I hope he
stays in until I know we get back from vacation. because
that'll be just trough My goodness. And you go on
vacation. Biden drops,
dry now. Not good.
Well, we do an emergency something. Anyway.
We don't have to do anything.
So what we're seeing more and more parents is something that
is not typical. Is the signage, the branding of the Biden Harris
administration. So it's not the Biden administration, as it was
the Trump administration. It wasn't the Trump pence
administration, maybe sometimes, but they never branded it as
that duo duopoly administration. So there was a confrontation of
sokhi. about this, just to set it
up for the rebranding of the vib. Administration to the Biden
Harris administration. Well,
when you when you look on the website, it's you know, it's
Biden, Harris. And that's not been necessarily the norm of the
past. Is
there any message being sent by that or what's meant to be? What
can be extrapolated
from it take from it that
vice president Harris is an important partner. She's the
first in the room, the last in the room on most occasions, if
she's in town and not traveling around the country. It's a
reflection of the important
role that she will play moving forward.
Yes, important, very important role that she will play moving
forward. Of course, she will be our president. Eventually. I say
quicker. But people are starting to notice some things about
here. Some very troubling things. Now first, I want to
point out
Wait, wait, you're going off a
COVID? Yes, yes, I'm done with COVID Oh, I
had my COVID clip. She never
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't Well, I
didn't know I don't look at your clips. Nobody. You look at the
titles because you're always trying to line them up. I
see it here. You're right. I'm sorry. But well, I completely
completely apologize. I did not mean to do that. Let's do your
COVID clips. I was I was kind of done with COVID
I noticed it rolled off me You just steamrolled man that it
COVID Yeah,
just moving the show. Well, let's see
where you got little lucky because I'm looking at my clips
here and there's one clip which seems to be not what I hoped
for. And this is the COVID killer variants. Ooh, okay.
I told you I don't look at your clips. So that
was I'm
glad we stopped for that. Thanks. I'm very happy.
So there's that one.
Now the
you got me. Now the other one is the COVID near Records in Canada
I thought was good because I've been listening to CBC and they
go nuts up there.
Yes,
it is becoming increasingly clear this Coronavirus surge is
not like earlier once variants are driving more infections,
hospitals are again being pushed to the left.
But as vaccines get to more and more Canadians by one key
measure they do seem to be working. Now if we look
at daily new cases in Canada since the beginning of the
second wave March has been a bad month but
look at deaths per day, even taking into account that they
lag by a few weeks cases keep going up. Deaths keep going
down. experts think vaccinating the vulnerable is saving lives
but people are still getting very sick especially in Ontario
this month, case rates there have doubled while the number of
patients in ICU has surged to near record levels
while same cadence as msnbc.
Notice ads
Yeah, totally is the same cadence.
But they kept showing the dead there's no deaths. Well, cases,
cases cases and they got this surge there was talk about the
fourth surge. I mean, give me a break. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
you can't say surge. That's a militaristic term. AOC.
Yeah, you got this, sir. I've got that surge clip.
Hold on. I want to say something about Canada. It's not Buffalo,
Canada. When I presented a memo on the show, which I always do,
you said, Hey, you know, you never know. I'm just presenting
it. I'm not saying I believe in it. It's sketchy. But one time,
you know, we heard about the hunter Biden laptop weeks before
it happened. And I'm pretty sure we had a memo which outlined
exactly what's taking place with these COVID hotels. Remember,
they were building rooms and camps. And it was it was all
being set up and new. Oh, that's crazy.
I remember.
I was promoting this nut. It's nuts. It's nuts.
What was the guy who had the note he had the note? Randy
Hillier? Was that it? Yes, Randy Hillier? And I think I was I was
playing
in my supplemental question yesterday asked his government
if the people of Ontario should prepare for it German cash. In
September, the federal government posted a call for
expressions of interest for contractors to supply provide
and manage quarantine isolation camps throughout every province,
in every territory in Canada. These quarantine isolation
camps, however, are not limited to people with COVID provide a
wide latitude for many people to be detained. Surely this
government is aware of the intentions to build
so he's not gonna play the whole thing again. But yeah, it's like
I told to shut up and that was when do we play that hold on a
second. I love our records. That was that was November no October
15 2020. And here we are now they have actual internment
camps if you have a positive test upon return citizen of the
country don't go to your own home No, no. Off to the camp you
go.
Come on Canada. Well, and we also had there was the guy that
everyone's seen this clip this is the guy who he went through
and they said well, you got to do this. You got to do this. I'm
not doing anything. I'm a Canadian citizen. refuse to go
and that was
before But that was before this.
I think that was that was after that.
That was after that that was right, but not but now that that
type of behavior shut down. Now you can't just walk out and say
Just give me the fine I'm going now it's mandatory into the
Gulag.
Well, yeah, if until I see evidence of that, I'm not but
okay. I think people are I think they say it's managed I think
people are voluntarily doing this stuff. I think that's the
problem.
I'm okay. Yes, it's possible that you may be able to do that
if you just pay the $1,000 fine, that's possible. And by the way,
that's Canadian dollars. So what's a buck 50
well the other thing is that find is never collected
according to this well, you get the fine you got to it's on your
record that you get is fine, but it's never collected so you
don't really pay anything. Don't
worry, they'll get that once they give you your your your
digital dollar in France Macron has announced new restrictions
putting France into the third national lockdown that Germany
locked down again although in Berlin seems to be kind of okay
according to boots on the ground report. But in the Netherlands,
still curfew will be going through the third week of April.
a curfew. curfew, you cannot hang out with your friends after
10pm Well, you can but you have to meet you can't be on the
street after 10pm It's insane. That's
because it's not nocturnal. Yes.
Just not crazy.
I have the one last clip which is the C ad This is a funny clip
because this now the government T's re teaming up with
supposedly influencers I see
this well this is team Halo This is just the local team for Halo
from the UN on Tick Tock CBC
teaming up with influencers
you enter roumeliotis now with a look at how public health
officials are teaming up with online influencers hoping their
message of truth.
Patrick false
their message of truth goes viral. Oh my goodness.
Can you imagine their message of truth going viral?
No,
no No they
are teaming up with these these I don't want to say they're
idiots go ahead are on you know Tick Tock and Instagram. So
their message of truth unbelievable to me, this was the
most astonishing thing I've ever even imagined. But okay. Well
what it is and a lot of its marketing, but just look at all
look at all the agenda. It's clashing really the agenda is
just clashing we've got pharma bio security technology the
Democrat Party and the Republican Party Oh, I heard Oh,
this was good. This was from one of our producers was actually
good is a whole different word.
About actually good as opposed to the
I was actually I was actually damn good. He was about de
Blasio. See if I can find this. Oh, I decide. I'm all ears.
Yeah, you'd like a good de Blasio story. Where's my China
folder? Here it is. Okay, this is a pretty good ad. I'm looking
down a rabbit hole regarding a land grab potentially in play
for New York City real estate some background and then a
residential rd agent for 10 years in Manhattan recently
located Palm Beach County, Florida, with my wife and son
after seeing the writing on the wall during the lockdowns by
that we have the best producers in the universe. Looking up to
the plan demick it has become clear that the state local laws
are being crafted to make it more difficult for smaller
landlords to survive. This is true because our friends from
Brooklyn moved here is one of the reasons killing the killing
off of the Amazon deal in Queens by AOC was another head
scratcher post COVID it was almost impossible to ignore. I
was speaking to a colleague today that's Manhattan
commercial real estate insider and the word on the street is
that Bill deblasio has been conspiring with a real estate
investment trust slash hedge funds hedge funds to tank the
New York City real estate market so these investors can swoop in
and buy back converting a bunch of commercial buildings and
hotels for pennies on the dollar. Yeah, I think that's
true. And I think
it's true to it I
think Chinese is what I'm thinking to they already know
you know,
it might be the Chinese but generally speaking the Chinese
aren't
they already own the Waldorf
yeah they own a lot of stuff that they they're buying in a
top dollar they they're not the price and so yeah, they're not
Chinese is the sucker the Chinese in to buy at best price
in some bad bad investments. We're not gonna we don't lose
out on these things Americans
you know Tina asked me this morning Says who? Who really
runs New York you know cuz she comes from Chicago so she knows
you know, the dailies and the Oscars in New York you know, the
Irish mob is gone the mafia is it just isn't Wall Street Are
they the mob that runs New York who runs New York who I think he
just hit it is that it is right as Wall Street. Okay. Right. So
there you go. That would make sense. This just stealing from
themselves at this point.
is fine. stealing from themselves? Wow. Yeah. From it
they don't even know it.
They're stealing from each other as well which is normal
behavior. See,
this is mostly stealing from each other. It's
it's normal behavior over there.
I have one lavender one last clip for the COVID part of the
show. Okay. NPR is they have this I only just a short part of
this clip is goes on and on. But Mississippi decided that they're
fed up with the I mean, they the governor there another
republican is fed up with the fact that you know, they they
keep pointing the finger at Florida. Look at all the fun
you're having in Florida, and we're here in Mississippi coast
has got a lot of action for having fun. You have fun in
Mississippi, the casinos Biloxi. There's all kinds of action in
Mississippi and yo but it's locked down now. And then they
said they look over to Texas, Texas, you know, they pull the
plug on most of this stuff. So the Mississippi guy he says
okay, we're pulling the plug on all these bullcrap rules. The
NPR woman is just going to grill the Mississippians about this
case. This this is a bad idea and she's never gonna let up on
it. I only have part of this clip but this is the report on
Mississippi on NPR. This is called shaming Mississippi
even though more Americans than ever are eligible to receive a
COVID-19 vaccine. Cases of the virus actually rose this week,
the CDC warns
of a fourth wave of Coronavirus cases in the US. Despite that
many states still have loose or non existent restrictions. That
includes the state of Mississippi or governor Tate
Reeves lifted nearly all Coronavirus mandates by
executive order at the beginning of March. Joining us today to
talk about how his state plans to move forward from this moment
is Dr. Thomas Dobbs, the State Health Officer of Mississippi.
Welcome.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for being with us.
I'm curious, because when we spoke to you last June, you said
that you did not anticipate your office letting up on any COVID
restrictions for at least another year. That was last
June. But at the beginning of this month, Governor Reeves
lifted nearly all of the restrictions, including math
mandates, being inside school buildings, and classrooms.
What changed?
Well, you
know, we have seen a pretty phenomenal improvement in our
cases in our deaths. And I know that the governor's perspective,
one of the main targets was to make sure that we kept our
hospital and our healthcare system from being overwhelmed.
And I'll tell you, to be honest, we've been quite pleased to see
around the community, you know, most folks are wearing masks.
Right? Well, I
mean, it's not just concerns about this potential fourth wave
we spoke to an epidemiologist on our show yesterday, warned that
a COVID-19 variant in Florida is even more transmissible than
than others. So with variants spreading and the likelihood of
a fourth wave again, should Mississippi go back to enforcing
more mask wearing or impose other similar restrictions?
goes on with the same line of question What else I'm
so tired of the phony inflection in these voices, so you know,
mass, you know, mass weight, and like
what you're saying right there? Because I'm a dick. I have
really focused in on these NPR clips, because I know they have
a lot of that. Yeah, it's condescending.
It's very rude. It's just it's it's like why even act once you
say hey, you're a dick. I'm interviewing you about being a
dick. That's what it is.
That's pretty much what it is. You're right. And then she's
saying continues for another three or four minutes with the
same whatever he says, well, that might be true, but with a
fourth wave coming and but you don't you think it should clamp
back down and put the masks back on? Man, he said what we always
do you know, the funny thing is we're America actually most
people are wearing masks. Yes. But that's different than a
mandate, isn't it? And it's just unbelievable. NPR is the worst.
Sometimes.
These thoughts come through my mind now what would it take to
just follow up their system like a ransomware attack or something
something's got to happen. And it would be great for it to
happen just as the cable head ends. Just lock it all up. Just
turn it off. Turn it off.
Please. Can't and then I know the local is the worst part. All
the local affiliates have their own news feeds. And yeah, and
they all sound the same way. They all Oh, that sound like the
NP like the like the network. And yes,
because even though we're local we want to sound national
because maybe one day we'll get picked up like Adi Lang and to
do the news. Yes, NPR. NPR, always insincere. Like a bunch
of
play. Here's another clip from them
now when you get hurt
me now. This is the this is the clip. This is more of a tip
please intro it Allah NPR just to put me in the mood. Okay, now
we've got a clip coming up about fly Delta. Oh, wow. Now the
airline very good. What is it about john the claim?
It's about the airlines, relaxing unfortunately relaxing
their rules.
Atlanta bass delta is now the only major US airline still
limiting capacity on flights to reduce the spread of the
Coronavirus. But the airline says it will stop blocking
middle aisle seats on its planes in May, reversing a policy the
airline put in place last April. At one time a number of other
major carriers including Southwest Alaska and JetBlue had
similar policies. American Airlines that had for a short
time and united never did. Delta CEO Ed Bastian says nearly 65%
of the people who flew on Delta last year, expect to have at
least one dose of COVID-19 vaccine by May 1
but it tells me I'm flying Delta extra room in the middle.
Please. All right, we have a choice here. I have a bunch of
China stuff, which I think we should wait. But I can do my two
clips. This is a hot topic, Kamala Harris is a hot hot
topic. And I think since since it's a hot topic, we should do
it before before the top of the hour. Which was just 15 minutes
ago.
All right, is it about her cackling? Yes, sir. Yes.
Yes, cackling camela. Yeah, it's
strange, isn't it? The optics are suddenly not good. The vice
president does have a habit of laughing at serious subjects.
The latest example happened in Connecticut
while talking about the impact of COVID on school teachers and
parents take a look.
More parents are seeing the value of educators.
paying them nearly enough.
That laughter quickly led to backlash on social media. One
person is saying, quote, there are millions of working parents
who must think it's a larious that they can't send their
children to school this morning. Others asked, Is this what she
does when she's nervous? unprepared? Or perhaps both?
Another Twitter user said look, there's something wrong
everything
is a joke. Where are her PR and comms team?
So the and I'm a little disappointed and get my nation
because the only thing that anyone can come up with is she's
Hi. She's smoking weed. She's doing a two pack thing. She's
high. No, no, no, no, no. We have discussed this. We have
talked about this on the show. I'm very disappointed. No one
remembers this exact medical emergency that she is going
through. I bring back the commercial.
Don't call it depression.
By its real name.
Don't call it crazy.
Call it PBA or pseudobulbar. affect PBA causes frequent
episodes of uncontrollable crying or laughing in people
with brain injuries
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the woman is suffering from pseudobulbar affect it's clear
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depression and to brain injury. She may have both
Wow.
Did not did that not sound just like her laugh.
Her laugh is awkward.
Right? Just like I'm the commercial. Yeah, it's awkward
is being to say I had didn't take the clip but I had a clip
from this guy in Australia. The Australians you know you're
picking up a lot of this stuff going on over here better we are
especially off sky sky.
Well, that's the that's the fox thing. Like sky bikes.
It's called cackling gag camel. That's
a good one. I hadn't heard that. I like it.
And it's your show titled cackling can lie. Yeah. And she
then there's collections a lot of collections on the Internet
of her just, you know, going nuts worse than Hillary. Because
Hillary was a cackler. Right. But, but she was it was more it
was more circumspect. It was like it was you could see what
what Hillary thought was funny at the moment. You know, like
the dead people. If somebody died, they died. He died. That's
great. That's hilarious. So that makes sense. But Kamla says she
just cracks up at the middle of nothing. She's just laughing
about this and that. And it's all these this is a crazy
cackle. This is not a good look, to be honest about it. She's not
very serious.
Let me see. I do see a face bag link. So who is this Wayne do
pre asks if she's suffering from that. Now that's not not there's
not a lot of
free as a right wing
nut job. I didn't get a job. He's just a white room white. I
mean, I thought it ringer. I thought about it because we've
played this commercial.
Yeah, I don't remember that commercial to you replayed it?
Yeah. But not to mention it that is he could be suffering from
something that's causing this because when it happens it's
really an outburst is not like somebody said something funny.
is never when somebody says something funny. Well, here is
the serious question. He cracks up here it is signs and
symptoms. The Cardinal
feature of the disorder is a pathologically lowered threshold
for exhibiting the behavioral response of laughter, crying
anger or all of the above.
Didn't she cry once? Yes,
yes. And effectively. I don't remember when but
I remember clipping it
and affected. Let's see camela crying, see a lot cry. Crying
reporter Are you sure?
I remember crying over some some situations. It could not let's
see he was at some rally and somebody died or something as
she was in tears.
Here. This is very interesting, and affected individual exhibits
episodes of laughter, crying anger, a combination of these
without an apparent motivating stimulus or in response to Timmy
stimuli that would not have elicited such an emotional
response before the onset of their underlying neurological
disorder. In some patients. The emotional response is
exaggerated in intensity, but it's provoked by stimulus with
an emotional valence congruent with the character of the
emotional display. For example, a sad stimulus provokes a
pathologically exaggerated weeping response instead of a
sigh, which the patient normally would have exhibited in that
particular instance. However, in some other patients, the
character of the emotional display can be incongruent with
an even contradictory to the emotional balance of the
provoking stimulus or maybe incited by stimulus with no
clear balance. For example, a patient may laugh in response to
sad news, or cry in response to stimuli with no emotional
undertone. She's sick, and it's and it can also be part of
dementia. Would it be crazy if she's the one with dementia, and
Joe is just slow and old? That would be great.
No agenda material.
Well, this is a problem because they can 25 Joe, but we can 25
camera right behind that. This Yeah, great. Has she ever had
traumatic brain injury stroke? Probably not.
Well, she has a daughter, right?
Yes. She got
it. Women who have children have micro strokes.
Oh, yeah. I've heard you mentioned this before. Well, we
don't know anything. But I think it's I think it's worth looking
into. You know, she is the vice president. She's in charge of
immigration. How's that going?
Well, they took her off that
Oh, what she's removed already. But she didn't
like what she was never there was a long I didn't miss clip.
Oh, this is great. This was they had a Dana Perino on with the
money, honey. Oh, the crypto Cougar. And they discussed how
they how she was never really put on. She was never put on
there was no real Task Force. It was just kind of a blunder that
that she was deciding and it looked like she was assigned
this. This was a horse. It was a huge
blunder. It was insulting, I'd say.
So they did. She's not doing that at the moment. So
then what is she doing? Well, what she's not doing is moving
into the into the Vice President's residence. She's
still not in India. This Yes. She is reportedly very bothered
that she has not this may be part of her PBA very bothered
she hasn't been able to move into her official Washington
residents over two months after the inauguration. Now you got to
ask yourself one, is it because these renovations really are
taking so long? or two? She doesn't want to unpack because
she knows where she's really gonna be sleeping in a few
weeks.
Yeah.
You tell me it's a good one.
You tell me. She says apparently the quote was she's getting
frustrated living out of suitcases for more than two
months after Inauguration Day. And she wanted the kitchen
change. She didn't like the kitchen. Oh,
brother.
According to two administration staffers Harris asked for work
to be completed on the kitchen.
Kitchen kitchen. Yeah.
Yep, that's a sign of someone who can't cook.
Or won't one or the other. Oh my goodness. Well, it's a fun world
out there.
Okay. That's good. Now we have to follow this in the cackling
Yes.
I'm taking my bong hit.
Well, I'm gonna do this.
Right and I'd like to take this moment to say in the morning to
you and thank you for your courage, the man who put the sea
in the cackling camela Ladies and gentlemen, john c.
linamar, human stratum Korean Memorial ship Cebu serigraphy
and yourselves in the world. James Knights out there
and in the morning to the trolls in our troll room. How you doing
trolls? Good to see you all there. Could you please put your
hands in the air so I can count you everywhere. Let's see we
have today. Whoa 1677 it is a Thursday but people either back
to work or don't care. Seems low. Isn't that low? I mean,
Sunday, it was over 2000 which is what it should be 16 1677
that's our standard numbers that are standard. Okay. All right.
How's the how's the PVR? is a good? I'd like to I like the PVR
in the in the newsletter, you kind of get into it.
Well, I you know that that kind of fit into the newsletter what
it was about? So, yeah, I'd like to thank the guy who did that
PBR. Our camera is, he has a convoluted name I couldn't
remember.
Yeah, I don't. Honestly, I don't remember myself actually.
Gal while we were discussing the art, I will.
Yes. Let me let me tell everyone about the troll room for just a
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But not just this show many many other shows at and no agenda
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And if you don't, then you're the troll. So it's a it's a
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And we'd like to thank the artists for Episode 1333. We
titled that one. Vax hole 13. Yes,
and I should have axos a good name I want to mention it was
Gabriel Van houtte h o
UD t out on how to who
did the art who did the you know agenda, perhaps Blue Ribbon
label art?
Wow. That's kind of cool for a Dutch guy. He knows his PBR.
They don't have PBR in Holland.
He's actually done a number of he's done a number of nice
pieces that are somewhat conceptual. And this one I felt
like using because it hit the spot
it's even more interesting because there are a number a
number of producers who have reached out to me from the
Netherlands saying can you tell me what it tastes like? Because
we're really curious over here we really want to know like
last you what you do is you pour some sparkling regular
carbonated maybe a seltzer water into a into a glass fill it up
about three quarters of the way full. And then pee in it like
just a little bit. That's right everybody.
You got yourself a PBR hands on pee report, man.
Come on Mama.
lousy whore.
Now Ben how I should mention today build back better art with
top of joe biden's had
nice very nice. Well, the 1333 art was done by CERN net net and
this this was so no agenda. You look at this anyway, anyone who
was not clued into the show will go Wow. That's some good drugs.
It was the Panama welders local 33 welding a stack of toilet
paper. No one else understands this. That was and it was it was
well done. It's a good piece.
And I think like a union button. And
yeah, now it wasn't even a welding or if there's like a
scrubber. I don't know what's going
to welder so well. He's got a welders hat on it's got the
welding gear but what's shooting
off what's shooting off. There's that sparks it's shooting off
that he wears well. The toilet paper so why am I even asking
this unlikely question. Let's look at some of the art which
you're seeing a cycle now in any of your podcasting 2.0
compatible apps, you can find a bit new podcast apps calm. Thank
you, Dred Scott. Let's take a look at some of the stuff that
didn't make the cut. And we need to talk about the fact the sack
which we I saw it was created. I don't know if we talked about it
yet, or is it being posted? We
haven't No, no, you sent me an email about the nail sent in a
list of stuff that she's picked up on. And she says, here's the
beginning of your fac. So I said Oh, great, and then I'll have to
put it together something that looks formal.
No, yeah. Do you want me to read what she wrote? Or did that?
Yeah, sure. Read it. Okay, so she said she has two columns no
and yes. No stealing no Disney no copyrighted images or logos?
No Corona. COVID image no gross or anything that puts the show
in a negative light. No faces of Adam and john no small details
or lettering? Yeah, but no busy image with several attention
points. Well, that that last one I don't I don't know if that's,
that's not a that's not a law or anything.
But was it again?
No busy image with several attention points. It just
doesn't work. I mean, if it doesn't work, it doesn't work.
Yeah, I think we can leave that. Okay. And the no small details
lettering that's just the technical part. It's really
important now the yes column yes to jokes. Popping attractive
colors, sparking interest to new listeners who see the image
still readable, recognizable in a thumbnail thumbnail size 200
by 200 things 256 actually, a depiction of show topics or
special events, adjusted products, food, beverages,
product boxes, etc. Sell the hell it's like. That's almost as
limiting this category. Self drawn imagery. what
she's done is she's deconstructed what we've been
picking. Oh, that's good, because we never talked about
this. What she just said there.
Correct.
Okay, she's, she looks at what we've been doing and saying, oh,
okay, I see what they're up to. And now she's deconstructing
this. Well, it's not part of the rules. It's actually good
advice.
It's the right the second part would be advice as opposed to
rule.
So advice is make it funny make it popping attractive, sparking
interest in new listeners who see the image make it still
readable, recognizable, thumbnail size, depiction of
show topics or special events, adjusted products. So that's a
joke products, food, beverages, product box, etc. Self drawn
imagery, public domain Creative Commons imagery, and
complimentary font is preferred over a template font. Well,
that's, I guess sometimes.
This is true. It's for most recently, most of the time we're
using original stuff.
extra points. Absolutely. extra points.
No, I think the template is pretty much not being used by
anybody's winning a lot.
So what else did we see here? Fiddlesticks was pretty funny.
There was what was there a lot of a lot of Vax whole stuff. Of
course we use the vaxholm title, which kind of doesn't have to
but that made it kind of void for us. I liked the the toilet
paper rolls with SOS. If I recall. That was cute. That was
Yes.
You did like that. I didn't like I didn't I liked that. There was
some reason I think
we just like the welder better. I don't think it was that we
didn't like it.
We saw that. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, the toilet paper rolls.
SOS is Darren
we also looked at the button Don't be a vaxholm that way
that's another deran he tried hard. I feel bad
now that I think oh the other one he Oh, yeah, I wanted to
comment on the round. pangolin
Oh, yes. The pangolin
now that like the pangolin went a lot. I didn't go and look it
up because we weren't going to pick it because of the rest of
the prompted the artist Kenny Ben First of all, I don't
believe that he designed this pangolin Kenny can
Is it me? Or does it look like the new Microsoft Edge logo
isn't exactly what it looks like?
That's a funny idea.
Let me take a look. Yeah, he's done a lot of funny things. It's
exactly like the Microsoft it's it's reversed basically.
Telling you maybe I'm telling
the joke. I didn't realize
I would have gone further into picking this one if if this
pandemic pangolin font wasn't Comic Sans.
Oh my goodness. Wow. What a foe pa on behalf of on behalf of
Kenny here
and on behalf of all mankind. You know, I know actors. Oh my
goodness. so harsh, but so true. So I mean, that stopped being
the mic. Track. So I don't know whether he designed in pangolin
or not. I was I didn't care at that point. But I was very
attractive. I liked the pangolin.
We were very attracted to the pangolin.
Yeah, because I like these types of round logos. And it's just,
it's a it's kind of a throwback to the 90s New Age designs, as
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that means he's not giving it away
i'd really like to know but
i have a i have a problem with the priceless thing i should
mention this now i just put up on my own etsy shop yes just
come down about three notches in quality from this guy thing that
bear as you seen his gun believes the bears are the bear
this bear he's got here
you should look at look at this whole bear page oh my god okay
we can just sit here all day and marvel about yeah
we're not gonna we're not gonna eat people can go to a shop we
got it running um so i have my etsy shop and if you go to etsy
and you type in devore x shop SHO pp
yes the old one that's just for marketing purposes to make it
easier for everybody
it's because i couldn't get anything in
the vortex shop with one p was taken what
yeah so he couldn't get anything else we got sh o p p and we had
put up three new mugs was your from my collection it's nothing
i did right including the classic i put up for 200 bucks
even though i wanted to sell for 400 the original green original
logoed microsoft mug that is the most collectible of all
microsoft mugs it's got the original logo it's in good it's
in perfect condition is not chipped or anything and it is
the month and it's not just selling for 200 bucks because it
is if you have that mug and you're working at microsoft that
means you're an original and or are you hooked up to the
beginnings of it or something so
your microsoft original dude okay so is it etsy you said
etsy yeah okay etsy
i go to etsy and i type in devore ak shop up right yeah in
the search find shop names and i do that and i get a pdf tutorial
for terry's tea shop i get ink sounds vials
spelling it again
sh o p p
e billy yeah did a search and came right up
well they're hosing you bro
i see so if
i just do dvorak what happens then
i should help
i get a lot of music i get a divorce is lame man i want to
see it i sincerely want to what if i just do shop with one p
that'd be hilarious
i just did it and it came up divorce is all one word
oh well okay geez all one word yeah that work course that work
devore x shop ah cute did jay draw that logo for you
yeah
so the oh yes it's sold when you talk it's sold what's sold green
microsoft mug sold what kind of
candidate on here it
says sold right here
well if it's sold it just must have sold today
what was Is it priced at $200? Damn Skippy is sold
nine new I could have I should have priced you
you messed it up. Oh is this Oh look at this hood. Oh this is
really not look good. Oh my goodness Ladies and gentlemen,
if you want to see some cool stuff, which, by the way I do
not include Jon's target practice, target 150 bucks for
your target practice new.
That's because I don't expect to sell those. That's overpriced.
No, I'm
not gonna I'm not going to buy that from you. But I'll take
that bondville for 150 bucks. Oh, it's just a picture signed
by you.
Who else is gonna sign it? I don't know. It's funny. Why is
it funny? It's a photograph. Well, I
don't know it's just maybe your I don't know.
He said yeah, like camela
Well, I'm gonna tell you know,
I definitely have the website. I I'm very disappointed that mug
sold if it did
I think it's funny because your your signature doesn't. It looks
kind of weird that I've seen your signature on the
certificate I've never seen it written like the bottle go look
at it. You tell me it's not a weird thing. It's
a little small.
Yeah.
Is it a one of one? Yeah, I
don't do it. He's
an artist proof as an artist proof is no he's one of one nice
page man. I like the Manhattan shot that looks that looks
pretty slick. How big is that? Is that piece? Well, I
actually have a bigger piece of that that I haven't put on the
shop which is hanging on the wall which
let's let's let's four foot by five foot. We're just looking at
old mugs. What was wrong with us? Back to the show?
Yeah, where were we?
We were at the Friday glass calm and he wanted jobs karma and I
don't even remember if we gave it to him. We'll do it again.
Jobs and jobs for jobs.
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something here. Okay. I have not listened to but it's five
seconds. how bad could it be? So we'll set that up for you. I
leave it be that well. What am I saying? Right. I leave Monday
for six week around the country solo road trip down. I want to
see for myself What the hell is going on out there? Boy, this is
a great American thing to do, isn't it? Go on a six week road
trip around the country just to check it out. Wow, that's very
cool. Very route 66 of Yeah.
Yes, very route. 60.
Tired of being a prisoner in my own home. I'm going to be in
Chad town three hours from where I grew up. For the meetup on 424
and I'll be keeping an eye out in other areas I'm visiting to
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to read this. I want to thank you tell you both that I love
you to infinity and beyond which is how my granddaughter and I
settled the I love you more argument. Ah, and then PPS maybe
just for john. He's got She's got some kind of ideas for you.
Anyway, hey, sonny. Yeah, definitely check in from the
road. Let us know how things go. That could be that could be good
little good update to hear from
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Carla Reinhart comes in from Sioux Sioux Rapids, Iowa. 200 I
don't have a note from her but I do have a birthday. She's on the
birthday list. So there's that
is that is not and that's not one of the notes.
I've done. It's not one of the notes and the notes are coming
up. Don't Natalie's swirsky $200 boots on the ground report. In
2019 after months of vaccine research, my husband decided not
to get the vitamin K drops.
I think that's the vaccine the vitamin K drops I don't know.
And vitamin K, vitamin K drops to take vitamin K by the way
when you take your d3.
Oh, I never told me this. Never I should have I forgot each 12
you've told me about that.
Yeah, well, this is new. I definitely started it recently.
No. I made taken deif for decades and it doesn't get the
vitamin K supposedly again, get the K to a you want to take with
your d3 because it prevents all there's some negative things
about d3, the K supposedly, k gets the negatives in
K ketamine.
Now not
only you spell that Special K, I'm sorry.
Anyway, get the vitamin K drops in all but one vaccine for our
soon to be new human resource we meet. We met with several
pediatrician offices. We met with several pediatrician
offices. That's what it says I'm just reading what it says.
People saying you can't read and find one that didn't promote
opting out of the vaccines but said that they would still see
our child. In other words, only one writer would allow you to
they wouldn't see him unless you're you know, when I say Shut
up, shut
up. Yeah, you can't come in unless you're Shut up. Which by
the way is illegal. I think we found we actually found some
documentation you can't do that a doctor can find
a better doctor.
Several months later, I'm at the hospital for pretty and pretty
far into labor and a nurse walks in and tells me that the
pediatrician will not see the baby because we opted not to get
the vitamin K drops. Okay, that's what she's referring to
the vaccinated the audacity, the audacity as a doctor to change
your mind and tell a woman in the middle of labor on no pain
meds that you will no longer see their baby was like, What is
this doctor's
name? Let's Let's shame this guy. Let's do a tard Shammi is
this doctor Let's name and shame idiot. They expect us to just
give in and say okay, just give her the vitamin K drops to my
husband's friend. You know, I think she put this code in there
because of the possibility it was
Yes. You're right. I think you're right. It was God.
That's what it was come down to. Yeah. My husband's friend passed
away shortly after getting one of the COVID vaccines. He died
suddenly while driving and got into a car accident with his
whole family inside the vehicle. Their lawyer lawyer recommended
not to do an autopsy because of the died from the vaccine queue
and not receive any of his life insurance. It's a nightmare
story.
Wow.
He could have died from a heart attack. This was the hint from
the lawyer. However, we will never know the truth. One day
while y'all were mocking all the young people who can't pronounce
him Paul and Paul and I laughed. I laughed to myself and said the
word said the word out loud and to my horror, heard import and
come out. sitting there in shock groan said the word again import
and this is gross. Using all my focus. I tried one last time
only to get import tan. I'm mad loss all I can hope for is that
the vaccine will be released to help fix this disease please
call out Papa as a douchebag Can I get a Get out of my way
protesters and our two D two screen please I looked for that
I can't remember Wasn't it a game was it the game voice was
it I'll get out of my yeah with some some for some video game
get out my way protesters
was it Call of Duty
might have banned? Yeah, I would have to I bet you it was
shoot because I looked for it earlier and now all of a sudden
I'm thinking oh yeah, see? I have I can't find it ma'am. Oh
command away Command and Conquer maybe it was that Command and
Conquer Nash shoot. I know we have it. I know. I know exactly
what it is but I can't find it so I'll owe you that one because
I can't I know it's important that
you've got
karma
let me do this. What is this? Dame Patricia so what I'm
reading here number one, Patricia Yes. Yes. $200 in the
morning, gents in quotes. Thank you for all the work you do to
help us see what's really going on. I'd like some growth and
expansion of business for my daughter's karma. Please love
and light to you both Dame Patricia with that lovely card
by the way lovely card and she says kind of cool old school but
yet
I like the handwriting kind of how I write a little bit of that
not scratch but you've got karma mixed up cursive and block
letters. I'm a mess.
Christine McGrath
my co seven notes here
knows I don't have her note.
Yeah, yeah, I think is this her that's Demi and Wisconsin.
Got Dame Zelda The turtle realm which becoming
named Zelda I see dammy on UNICEF. And who is this? Now? I
guess not. Not I don't have that. Sorry.
I don't have it either. don't have it. Christy. Anyway,
Christine came in from Sun Prairie Wisconsin for 200. And
we find a note which I don't look around, but I don't see it.
I will say read it later. Meanwhile, last but not least,
is is what is the say here on this note is Dame Zelda of the
turtle realm in Muskegon, Michigan. She comes in with 200
even though it shows up here as 66 Oh, no, here it is. 250 says,
I don't know. She sent an accounting in with a bunch of
numbers. My husband drew sore will be 67 on Tuesday, March 30
It's time for him to sit at the Round Table beside me. Oh, nice.
Accounting above he's been listening to no agenda since the
beginning and before that to john on cranky geeks.
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my god.
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my birthday I'm in the timeshare with your mayor Mayor Adler
Yeah.
So I'm going to do is my birthday weeks are gonna have a
bunch of dinners and then I'm going to do what when blacks
podcast Right,
right. Right, right are saying about that now and I
might be doing grumpy old Ben's podcast, perhaps?
I think he should do it. And I think it's a really good idea. I
just would do it after the regular show slot because you
don't want to see all the confusion that does if if we do
something else in that slot. It's just confusing. Okay,
I'll take it out. but how about how you say goes
yeah but how about right after that that'd be fantastic if you
did right i'm sure yeah can it'll be fun
maybe i don't know
maybe hey can i ask you
i haven't done nikto rats podcasts are supposed to do that
so i'm supposed
to do i know i'm supposed to do great america before we leave i
don't know how i'm going to fit it all in it's nuts no you're
gonna have to put that out with a messed up and i've already
made appointments that i can't keep like i didn't know it's
tuesday tuesday i think is when we leave the house and your
birthday is your birthday is monday monday yeah wow man and
can people send a number in for your birthday
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sunday my birthday and also it was my way it's gonna be it's
gonna be 3213 no 4321 saturday saturday is the countdown is the
countdown saturday 43210 so
you're not doing age anymore
no i'm doing age that's sunday
i'm asking how old are you gonna be well you
have to figure it out i was born in 52
i can't do that so you're 6916 everybody oh i see i didn't
realize that that was going on
we love this yeah
just doing the calculation from 1950 to i believe that would be
69 sounds right count from 1952
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norway after hearing record results for 2020 despite the
corona insecurity the seriousness is dawning on us up
until now there hasn't been much change to our work day except
for growing couple of pot of pocket sized hand sanitizers one
of those barcode scanners that for thermometers today they
finally said that when we return after easter we will be required
to wear either a face mask or a visor if you opt out for a mask
they expect you to wear three a day i did i read this before
i don't remember but me reading into the mic because you're kind
of moving off
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vietnam is open no lockdowns local still net is still named
shops and hotels after trump is you know this
no
apparently everything is named after trump wow that was 105
million people we have 2300 cases and in less than 30 deads
lock him down lock him down
dirty dead with don and 5 million people okay most cases
were important when locals came back from russia and other
locations most dads plural are over 65 with other issues by the
way the un he says has made the COVID test in bangladesh done it
in bangladesh slums and found 80% have antibodies i was told
by a friend who works at the location quiet there's a lot of
bullcrap going or
how about all of it john how about all of it
no
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back here at home americans are coming out of COVID lockdowns
just in time to welcome cicadas scientists say billions of the
bugs are set to emerge in 18 states they're from a group
called brood x which has been underground since 2004 they'll
start appearing in about six weeks
yep you knew about that you were already well prepared you
already have your recipe set so you can go cook with them the
great reset continues i had the great reset podcast fan favorite
i love to listen to it for a while there on december they
stopped publishing but now they're back with a vengeance
and they've brought in some friends yes it's grover from
sesame street
it is your cute and adorable paul
grover
with a message for listeners of the
great reset
wow you are in luck because i know a thing or two about
resetting
i reset my alarm clock every morning but you are talking
about resetting the entire world now that is a very big job my
friend miss sherry weston and i are here to help on sesame
street that it is very important for children to learn
and play every day and because play time is so important
we have been thinking of ways to help children all over the world
learn and play at home at first it was hard when nobody could go
to school and i could not visit my friends
like elmo or
even oscar the grouch
then we learn to have video play time which was a lot of fun and
made us feel better now i know you will want to hear all about
it and so i will now let miss sherry be the one to tell you
okay bye bye everybody
this guy's got too much money floating around producing this
junk that's from the podcast
this was serious y'all
yeah this is real this is real
clear not like a parody a joke oh this was on i was like this i
thought it was just another guy who could do that voice doing
the voices a joke
no no this is this is the level that they've come to holy moly
yeah i wouldn't i mean if that was a joke it wouldn't be that
good no ma'am nuts
that's what we're up against
let's test i mean i don't know if we can compete with grover
pretty hard
rough
night a few things here they can go i deal with migration via
update
yeah yeah let's do it migration what did i have i had something
on the wall build the wall section i had
let's play this my dad from fox and it's got little zinger in
here that's pretty funny that you mentioned earlier in the
show and see if you can Identify migration crisis comments. Now
the Biden ministration. The incoming administration was,
they said, if you if you end these programs, we're gonna see
a surge that you've ever seen before. They were briefed by
leadership. I, CBP, I've talked to people that read them.
And so they knew this happened. Look, Brian, I wrote an op ed in
July of last year saying this would happen at the end of these
policies.
They knew what they were doing. Again, this isn't but this isn't
incompetence. This isn't bad management.
This is open borders, they they design an open borders agenda,
and that man was born to feel abandoned because they're no
longer enforcing the law. They're facilitating illegal
entry at the construction administration. And you still
you were telling me before they feel abandoned, but you were
used the word surge, you offended a Congresswoman from
Queens, Alexandra ocasio Cortez,
here's what I'm talking about. First of all,
just gut check, stop. Anyone who's using the term surge
around you consciously is trying to invoke a militaristic frame,
this is not a surge. These are children. And they are not
insurgents. And we are not being invaded
guardsmen.
How dare you insult her by using the word search?
Where is she now
Brian?
Why isn't she down here? I
can tell you leading this.
This delegation of Texas Congressman and former
professionals in this in this very business, we actually asked
after vice president Kamala Harris was given charge of the
border situation by by President Biden, we actually invited her
we invited her to come and visit with us at some of these spots
on our itinerary. We heard nothing whatsoever,
you know, at this point, then, of course, I had the AOC by AOC
clip as well, but not this was actually a better example. This
is boring. It's unproductive. It's completely unnecessary. If
people get wound up and wrapped up in it, who gives a flying f
about any of this? I mean, we have to deconstruct it because
it's our job. But people are checking out no one is no one is
paying attention ratings are in the crapper. This is all going
away. This is all going away. No one. No one in the right mind
gives a crap about what AOC has to say or what Fox has to say.
They do. I think they know they're also not buying that
it's just children. I think people actually know what's
happening in this case. But this is killing. It's killing this
show too. This is horrible to have to listen, this is dumb.
It's unimportant, don't you think?
I don't think completely. What's the like? This is the salvos
This is the salvos against the Biden administration and we're
going to see more kinds of crazy stuff this is like the Matt gets
thing that's going on because Rick Wilson was called out I guy
that Lincoln project which has been busted for all kinds of
things. And now the republicans have somehow made it one of the
main guys they're gay. Living on a you know, an apartment with
some other man with a bunch of Russian hookers. Story Hold on,
hold
on, hold on, hold on. What
you haven't followed that and
Well, you know what? Yes, I've seen I've seen the story about
the Lincoln project do not care I'm happy to hear the clips
Don't get me wrong
I don't have that clip because is that because what happened
after that was the been the democrats went after Matt
gets so you're so you're saying this was in retaliation to some
story about this bald guy the Lincoln project who's
been destroyed I'm not saying that I'm not saying that
migration story is but I think the mat get no
No, no, no, that's at the mat gets his retaliation for this
unimportant loser that they've shipped all over the Democratic
Party.
Well, you think he's an unimportant loser, but he's
quite powerful. And he's a podcaster. So yeah, the Matt
gets thing I'm convinced of it. I mean, because it came right
afterwards just so you they go back and forth these guys and
and Matt gets is at a disadvantage because it's the
but what is the Matt get Matt gates thing? What
did he do? Oh,
you don't know.
Well, you know, why would I say this? To me? I read something
about him and his penis and I was done. He's got he's
been hanging out apparently with 17 year olds, and he's done some
other. Oh, and he's a child. He's a sex trafficker. Go.
Okay. All right, maybe let's find out. Where do I start?
This is Matt gets explains what happened part one on with
Tucker.
Just a couple of hours ago. late this afternoon. The New York
Times ran a story saying that Florida congressman Matt Gates
is under federal investigation for playing some role in sex
trafficking, and potentially having a relationship with a 17
year old
girl there. Okay, I can stop right now and I want to hear
this. I can already hear the project. from someone who was
doing this with Epstein girls, this is a projection from
somebody very few details.
In major news outlets tonight about this story. We have no
background on it at all, and not even any very informed
questions. Instead, we've invited congressman gates on the
show to respond to these stories, and give us his view of
them. Congressman, thanks so much for coming on. Appreciate
it. So this is obviously a serious allegation. Tell us what
the truth is, from your perspective.
It is a horrible allegation. And it is a lie. The New York Times
is running a story that I have traveled with a 17 year old
woman, and that is verifiably false people can look at my
travel records and see that that is not the case. What is
happening is an extortion of me and my family, involving a
former Department of Justice official. On March 16, my father
got a text message demanding a meeting, where in a person
demanded $25 million in exchange for making horrible sex
trafficking allegations against me go away. Our family was so
troubled by that we went to the local FBI, and the FBI and the
Department of Justice were so concerned about this attempted
extortion of a member of Congress that they asked my dad
to wear a wire, which he did with the Department of Justice
official. Tonight, I am demanding that the Department of
Justice and the FBI release the audio recordings that were made
under their supervision and at their direction, which will
prove my innocence. And that will show that these allegations
are true. They're merely intended to try to bleed my
family out of money. And this former Department of Justice
official tomorrow was supposed to be contacted by my father so
that specific instructions could be given regarding the wiring of
$4.5 million as a down payment on this bribe. I don't think
it's a coincidence that tonight, somehow the New York Times is
leaking this information smearing me and ruining the
investigation that would likely result in one of the former
colleagues of the current DOJ being brought to justice for
trying to extort me and my family.
Oh, man, I love the wire part of the story. I hadn't heard that.
This is good. Yeah. Wait, he's gonna who's the attorney? The Is
this the the the the Attorney General? Or this is the the
federal stuff we're talking about here. Now, this is a guy
who
was the ex DOJ guy out of the Obama administration, I believe.
And but, you know, that just brings to mind the commentary
from William Binney, who says that, why do we have so much
credit we do, you know, the NSA and the FBI knows us. They've
got all the goods on everybody. Yeah. And they're never using it
to solve crimes, or do they're just using it to apenas stories
on the show before? Yeah, yeah. It's always a blackmailing
operation run by the government. It's
all they care about. Where did you put your penis? Okay, now
you have to do what we tell you to do.
And here we go with part two where he noted that I like the
fact that he names names here and then but he still has the
same story to tell which is why don't they give up this the tape
What the What the Why are recorded they maybe they I don't
know. Here we go.
It could it be one of those man the hard drive crash? So
first of all, who is this department employee who's trying
to extort?
Who is that you say? His
name is David McGee. He was a top official in the leadership
in the Northern District of Florida. As a prosecutor. He
currently works at the bags and Lane law firm. As a matter of
fact, one of the recordings that was made at the FBI and
Department of Justice request occurred at that law firm, and
the money that was supposed to be paid today, that would have
shown even more evidence of David McGee's work in this
extortion scheme. That was foiled by the New York Times
story. And I believe that's why this this horrible information,
and these terrible allegations have been used this evening.
So you're and I'll give the investigation a sec. But But
you're saying that David McGee was motivated by greed. He was
trying to extort money from your family. That's his motivation.
You're saying?
I know that there was a demand for money in exchange for a
commitment that he could make this investigation go away along
with his co conspirators. They even claimed to have specific
connections inside the Biden White House. Now, I don't know
if that's true. They were promising that Joe Biden would
pardon me, obviously, I don't need a pardon. I'm not seeking a
pardon. I have not done anything improper or wrong. But what I am
troubled by is the real motivation for all of this. You
know, just tonight, Ted Lou, a Democrat is calling on me to be
removed from the House Judiciary Committee. And I believe we are
in an era of our politics now, Tucker, where people are smeared
to try to take them out of the conversation. I'm not the only
person on screen right now, who has been falsely accused of a
terrible sex act. You were accused of something that you
did not do. And so you know what this feels like, you know, the
pain it can bring to your family. And you know how it just
puts people on defense when you're accused of something so
salacious and awful. But it did not happen. It is not true. And
the fact that it is the basis of this attempt to extort my
family, tell us a lot. And if the FBI and Department of
Justice will release the tapes that they are in possession of
the American people will see what is really going on.
Well, now, here is a young young man who I hear is in trouble
with something something's messed up. And why doesn't he
just say what's on the tape? Five minutes and he didn't tell
us what's on the tape. Why don't you tell us what's on the tape?
Well, he I don't know. Because you know exactly what's on the
tape.
His dad was wiretap. Dad wore a wire some something I don't
know. I'm sure his dad told him. It also seems to be something
with his dad and not necessarily around him.
Well, there's the guy, I guess the bag man.
his dad's the bag, man.
That's what sounds like. That could be true.
So this David McGee. He's no slouch. He was the first
assistant at the United States Attorney's Office for seven
years and as lead attorney for United States Department of
Justice organized crime Task Force. So when his dad may be
being the bag, man, I don't know. This is weird. is weird. I
think it has less to do with Matt gates and more with his
father. It's just my guess from what I'm hearing. But it's a
penis story. So headlines. Crazy. It's
a good one. I mean, we can go back to our normal, our normal
programming, which is to find things to ridicule about Joe
Biden.
Yeah.
By the way, I like this, don't get me wrong. I like it. Because
now now I see this some depth to it. This is not just the media
about some story about a 17 year old. But that's for the shallow.
But what's going on underneath i think is something perhaps much
more interesting.
We'll see. I'd like to know how the New York Times is connected
to the dead places getting all the good leaks. Well, I have a I
have a, I'd hate to do this was not Sunday, 1234. If I get some
five, six Biden clip now this is from his infrastructure pitch,
where he's telling us, I have a couple of old clips that I
didn't pull from his presser that I wanted to play could be
talked about, but I never, I never had them. And including,
let's start with this one, which I did a little sweetening on
this. So he could hear what I think was important. I repeated
it repeated in the clip. And this is about Joe Biden when he
was asked about leaving Afghanistan.
So what we've been doing doing, and what Secretary Blinken has
been doing, has been, we've been meeting with our allies, those
other nations that have NATO allies who have troops in
Afghanistan as well. And, and if we leave or if we end if we
leave, we're going to do so in a safe and orderly way. Man,
something's wrong with your clip. What was your sweep? I
said, I said I repeated the important part, which was if we
leave Ah,
okay. It was a little confused on the play that part of
guys who have troops in Afghanistan as well. And, and if
we leave, or if we end if we leave, we're going to do so in a
safe and orderly way
to make it clear,
we should have done a little left.
I could have done a lot of different things. But I wanted
to make it clear that he keeps saying if we leave, we're not
leaving. No. It's the poverty no chance we're leaving
Afghanistan. We're
not letting the Chinese the Russians or anybody's taking
those. No one's taking those puppies that them's our puppies.
Yep. That's that's our trade that's
billions of dollars for the CIA's black budget people yeah,
working in brown. So every company you work for you got
some spook there does make it
you know, you can go send over your your rebuilding teams your
construction stuff and put some more poppy protection is it's
it's a never ending thing. It's beautiful. And it's it's a joke
at this point. Have we played clips of the the Inspector
General for the whole operation? He's like, zyk is just sick.
This is so horrible. How much money is being wasted? Don't you
remember that?
Yeah.
here's the here's the other one that I pulled from the original
presser that I just thought this was rude. I thought he was very
testy about this. And I was I still to this day, don't
understand why he reacted the way he did.
You also just made some news by saying that you are going to run
for re election.
So that is my expectation.
So is that a yes that you're running for re election.
I don't know where you guys come from. Man, I've never been able
to travel. I'm a great perspective of fate. I've never
been able to plan four and a half, three and a half years
ahead for certain.
And if you do if you do run, will vice president Harris be on
your ticket?
I would fully expect that to be the case. She's doing a great
job. She's
a great partner.
Yeah, very irked about that question.
Yeah, that that's why I picked up on that too, because he knows
that he's out in three weeks. He just
a week. Hey, then he talks about fate.
Yeah, exactly. He knows about fate. I don't know what's gonna
happen. Yeah, you do. Joe, right behind you.
Okay, now here he is in Pittsburgh. I got those out of
the way. Let's start with this one. This is uh, this is Biden.
The Union guy. I want to ask a question after this clip is
played.
So would you do really good. I couldn't do what you do, pal. I
couldn't do what you do. And I want to and it's true. Mike,
your union guy. Me too. I got in trouble. But I don't make any
apologies for it. I'm a union guy. I support unions unions
built the middle class. It's about time they start to get
peace the action.
Wow. Liar.
But union was here.
He's not in the Union.
He never been in Did you have no money ever to be as in no sag?
Well, he may be in sag. All politicians are in sag after
these days.
It probably union guy I'm a union guy.
I
am a union guy
or union guy. Yeah, I'm sorry, guy.
I've been a member of three different unions in machinists,
the UAW United Auto Workers, I've been in two different
locals. I'm a union guy. I can say I've been a union guy. This
guy can't say that. This is false valor or whatever. It's
called Stolen Valor. He's nice guys ever been in the Union?
Stolen Valor.
Like that. Stolen Valor of being in the Union. Wow. Wow, valor,
valor.
So let's see. I think it's an valorous thing. The Laureus
let's go he now now we get now we get to hear so slowly creeps
back in as you get our total reset.
You're gonna get hate mail for that Stolen Valor is taken very
seriously, but we understand
we understand. But it's it's like someone saying I'm a cop. I
mean, I believe is Stolen Valor just doesn't apply to the
military. Okay. All right. It's being foolish shit is what it is
that well. Why don't we just call it that being full of shit
PRESIDENT JOE. Sorry, kids. Biden.
I don't think I'm gonna get hate mail.
Not No, no, I already I'm inviting it.
Biden on Hi, here we go. Ready?
Yeah, high speed rail is back. Your family could travel coast
to coast without a single tank of gas. on board a high speed
train can connect high speed affordable, reliable internet
wherever you live. Imagine knowing that you're handing your
children and grandchildren, a country that will lead the world
of producing clean energy technology. And we'll need to
address one of the biggest threats of our time. That's what
we'll do.
Oh, baby, I'm so happy it's back on the bus. trains. Planes man.
Except his predecessor predecessor, President Obama did
it much better. Imagine boarding a train in the center of a city
no racing to an airport and across the terminal no
delays. No
sitting on the tarmac. No lost luggage. No taking off your
shoes.
That was the president
What is this? Your family could travel coast to coast without a
single tank of gas aboard a high speed train. Connect high speed
affordable reliable internet wherever you live
internet high speed affordable internet. Alright, thanks Joe.
Obama did that well and that didn't last that didn't last his
train thing
now here's another one that had me somewhat bad. You know this I
blamed a lot of this on this speech writer. She doesn't know
what kind of higher people Biden on interstate highways. Now
listen to this carefully and tell me what, what's wrong with
this.
In America. Anything's possible.
That's wrong right there. Nothing's possible anymore. So
I'd say that's where it starts in America.
Anything's possible. Like what we did with vaccines a decade
ago, that laid the foundation for COVID-19 vaccines we had
today, like we did when the interstate highway system to
transform the way we traveled, lived, worked and developed.
Americans could visit relatives anywhere in the country. With
just a family station wagon business here in Pittsburgh. can
load of a truck get a product to Portland or Phoenix. To this
day, about a quarter of all the miles. Americans drive each year
on one of those very original highway Imagine what we can do.
What's within our reach? We modernize those highways.
Okay.
The interstate highway system is not one of those quote unquote,
original highways. No, not at all. They were put in play in
the 50s and really got going in the 60s and 70s. And those are
the interstate system that Eisenhower put together. Do you
original highways? Or highway 66? route? 66. You mentioned
earlier? Yeah, the highway 50, highway 40, these cross country
the Oh, the Lincoln highway. Those are the original highways,
and some of them are still in existence. So he would he's Miss
mixing up one, because he's got I think he's got millennials
that don't know anything. writing these speeches.
Now wasn't the the interstate highway was part partly an
infrastructure project, but it was also in combination with the
loop. Chicago wasn't wasn't the intent that you could land you
could land a military aircraft on some of these highways if
necessary.
There was a military angle to the interstates. Yeah, yes.
Yeah, that's
what I remember.
was kind of like, you know, there's a reason this Shaam
Sally's a so wide is because Napoleon the third decided to
make these big giant roads through Paris so they can march
the troops in and out of town.
Okay. I buy that though. I buy that.
Wow.
Wow, that was a you're correct. It's very poor. No one calls him
out on it complete deficit to the knowledge of the content
which trumpeted being a lie, lie fact check files, we got to
write them down. We can't we put it in the database. wapa wapo,
put it in the database, and database
check. faltan. And the last one I have is just Biden on the
passport.
Thank you. Thank you, Congressman for the for the
passport in your district. And I appreciate being here.
It goes on his winning speech, he touched a passport into your
district. I think that he dropped that little coinage in
there for the purposes of maybe easing people into the idea of
having needing a passport to go into Pittsburgh or New York,
which New York wants to do. Or San Francisco or Chicago having
you know, this is your new jobs. We got a guy's a bunch of guys
guards outside of San Francisco check.
passports are numbered. Now. You don't really think that's gonna
happen?
I don't think it's gonna happen. But I think it'd be nice. I
think. I think they'd like it to happen. Wow, always a lot of
people
know what this is? It's I think it's going to fail. This is I
think, maybe maybe for the sports fans and the stadium. And
by the way, that's where if I if I were to suggest anyone do
anything malicious, the way to do it is have a big, you know,
20,000 30,000 cedar. We have those, don't we? Yeah, I'm sure
we do. We have 100,000 here in Austin, I think. And you know,
of course, we'll have some.
Yeah, 100 1000s about our limit.
That's what we have here in Austin.
Most of the big stadiums are 6070.
Right? And so then you'll have your your damn app. And that's
when you need to go when you need to strike and everyone just
gets denied entry everybody tonight and so that just becomes
a shit show and then
the gesture nobody can get in
rhyme starts and then we'll see how much they care about you and
your COVID they'll be like let him in.
Let him in. Let him in. I do have one thing that Biden said
about cyber in this clip is called cyber initiatives. And I
call it cyber initiatives Biden BS.
In the wake of cyber attacks against the US president
President Biden is preparing a wide ranging executive orders on
to strengthen online security. So NPR is Greg Meyer. He
explains the administration has been investigating an intrusion
that's been widely blamed on Russia,
the head of Homeland Security,
Alejandro Mayorkas,
preview the coming presidential moves during remarks to a
technology conference to advance the federal government's ability
to prevent and respond to cyber incidents. The administration is
working on nearly a dozen actions for an upcoming
executive order. Mayorkas didn't provide details, but at least
some measures are expected to be in response to the breach of
1000s of us computer networks. Russia is the main
suspect.
The DHS Secretary also said the cybersecurity arms department
known as sis up is stepping up efforts to address online
financial crimes such as ransomware
Wow, wow. Yeah.
What executive order is going what exactly what can you write
in an executive or is going to do jack? Oh no, about cyber
anything. Now
you write an executive order that says stop it.
Stop it. Stop it. Put stop
Let's talk about China. So we the ship got unblocked from the
from the Suez Canal,
the massive cargo ship that blocked the Suez Canal for
nearly a week as being inspected today. After being freed from
the shore official say we'll take three days just to clear
the traffic jam of ships delayed by the closure. Investigators
looking into what caused the ship to run aground are expected
to examine the performance of two canal pilots who were on
board. In the meantime, lots of celebrating the canals closure
was costing nearly $10 billion a day in global trade losses.
So there was an article in in RT, it was an op ed by Tom
Foudy, a British writer and analyst of Politics and
International Relations, who said that what was coming down
because of this, your Suez Canal blockage could alter shipping
forever, and China and Russia will be the winners. And they
talk specifically. And I had not even heard about this. So they
have the China Europe railway route, which is part of the
Belton road initiative, which, you know, which is if it's not
already, it's going to be faster than any shipping lane. They
have some gauge issues, but it's it's happening. And China, and
I've been hearing so much about the Arctic region, you know,
global warming, climate change has, has altered things with the
ice. And now there's talk of the polar Silk Road, which will
speed up shipping, which may have of course, that's why Trump
was interested in Greenland at the time. So you know, there are
benefits to things that are happening here whether China was
behind it or not. But China is most definitely on the defense
regarding the World Health Organization and the origin of
the Wuhan virus. And I have a clip here from both Scott
Gottlieb. He's a former FDA guy and Fauci the day before the
World Health Organization report was released, which is now out
of reach what they thought would be in it and where they thought
this virus originated from. And maybe we listen closely, we can
hear who's aligned with who
on the report that's forthcoming from the World Health
Organization. It's supposed to be about the origins of COVID.
And the Biden administration has been cleared that they are
concerned that Beijing helped write it. I want to play for you
A soundbite from a scientist named Dr. Jamie metal who spoke
to 60 minutes and said the who did not even ask for key samples
in the virus.
It was agreed first that China would have veto power over over
who even got to be on the mission. Secondly, and
who agreed to that
who agreed to that, on top of that, that who agreed that in
most instances, China would do the primary investigation, and
then just share its findings with these international
experts. So
these international experts weren't allowed to do their own
primary investigate.
You're saying that China did the investigation and showed the
results to the committee and that was it.
I loved lesley stahl how she acts like she's like, what she's
like an Oprah wannabe, what, what, what what color your child
was? Well, what China wanted to do it themselves? No.
Yours, saying that China's total instigation
and showed the results to the committee and that was it.
Pretty much that was it? Not entirely? Too much. That was it.
Imagine?
If we had asked the Soviet Union to do a co investigation of
Chernobyl, it doesn't really make sense.
Do you expect this World Health Organization report to be a
whitewash? You know,
I don't know, Margaret, what I would like to do is first see
the report. I think that's really important. You're getting
a lot of conjecture around about what they did and what they were
allowed to do and not no one has been speaking specifically about
that when
the report comes out. I'd like to take a really close look at
that. And
if in fact, obviously, there was a lot of
restrictions on the ability of the people who went there to
really take a look,
then I'm gonna have some considerable concern about that.
But take a look at the report first.
Alright, so that was CBS. Now this is important because I've
CBS, ABC and NBC. Next we have CBS face to face the face the
Nazis with Scott Gottlieb
when it comes to the World Health Organization report on
the origins.
She's saying report, she's not doing that nor report.
When it comes to the World Health Organization report on
the origins of Mark, you and I have spoken about this. Margaret
pottenger, the former Deputy President Trump I no doubt
Redfield has spoken to CNN, the former CDC director about his
theories on the origin of COVID. To be clear here, when it comes
to this report, you said you believe the most likely scenario
on the origins of COVID was that it was just bouncing back and
forth between people and animals for a period of time and finally
broke out. But you said, the lab theory is never going to be
fully dispelled. And the World Health Organization shouldn't
walk away from that so easily. Do you expect them to walk away
from that when this report comes out?
It looks like the W h. o report was an attempt to try to support
the China narrative Chinese narrative around this, this
Origin The vaccine, you know, the leveling theory doesn't seem
like a plausible theory unless you aggregate the biggest
cleanser? Yes.
Did you notice that one of your collectibles was in there? No, I
didn't for two reasons. One, you're either clicking your pen
or doing something else. So
I'm sorry.
I know. which everyone thinks you're clipping your toenails,
because that's what it sounds like. Strangely, too. Yeah, you
know, our server system has been for months, we get attacks. And
we had a good one. During this China segment. We had a good
one, the stream went down. There was a net split on the on the
IRC. And that was some shit that just had it was it was like a
huge glitch in the matrix. Just now. Yeah, while we're playing
this clip, everyone was dizzy from it. The whole net split on
IRC is interesting. When that takes place. It was it was
pretty cool. Anyway, let me hear what you were talking about.
Not when this report comes out.
It looks like the w h o report was an attempt to try to support
the China narrative Chinese narrative around this this
Origin The vaccine, you know, the lab like theory does.
I missed that one. Wow. is and that's why there's two of us
are at the China narrative Chinese narrative around this,
this Origin The vaccine, you know, the lab Li theory doesn't
seem like a plausible theory unless you aggregate the biggest
collection of coronaviruses and put them in a lab, a minimum
security lab in the middle of a densely populated center and
experiment on animals, which is exactly what the Wuhan Institute
of virology did. They were using these viruses in a BSL two lab,
and we now know infecting animals. So that creates the
opportunity for a lab leak, it might not be the most likely
scenario and how this virus got out. But it has to remain a
scenario. And I think at the end of the day, we're never going to
fully discharge that possibility. What we're going to
have here is a battle of competing narratives. Mm hmm.
Hold on, just stop for a second and go over some of the logic,
the logic, which
is yes, it's just as logical as you got to wear a mask after
you're vaccinated.
The logic of well, it's anything but this lab that specializes in
working on a set of low end lab, it's a high end lab is
associated with some. I know, they develop pathogens for
military purposes. And for other purposes. There's not just the
bad people, but they're working on nothing but Corona. Corona
Corona in the middle of Wuhan, where the thing broke out, but
no, no, no. That doesn't make any sense. It obviously came
from a bat or a wombat or who knows what. And a year goes by
they can't find the animal.
I can't I can't find where it came from. What is that building
I keep bumping into but I can't find where it came from. But
that doesn't make any sense that it would come from that
building. This is I don't get it. I don't do not get the idea
that this doesn't make any sense when it it's the only thing that
makes sense. This is a classic example of a 1984 type scenario.
There just you don't don't believe your lying eyes.
This is what Naomi wolf is starting to understand. This is
literal mind control. This is brainwashing, it's also
gaslighting. It's, you fill in the blank to the extreme fill in
the blank, whatever you want. And this it's these kinds of
things where it just so blatant, so blatant.
I don't have a problem with the theory that they want to
promote, which is it came from some animal find me the animal.
But you know, this is a pangolin
This is again the problem. No one watches. But really, there's
no I mean, how many people watch the news, you and I watch just a
couple million people but no
10 million people watch the news.
Okay. And those 10 million people are probably not on
Twitter arguing about headlines about the news, because that's
what is become headline, headline, headline, headline
headline, and so no one is informed and then they don't
have the without subtitles to watch the news and listen and
absorb what's being said just like oh i'll take whatever
you're lined up for the shot here's abc
and one other headline overnight a new report from the world
health organization finds animals were the likely source
of COVID-19 researchers say the transmission from bats to humans
through another animal is the most likely scenario they say a
leak from a chinese lab was quote extremely unlikely the
results were expected china's government teamed up with the
who on this study
teamed up they teamed up hey hey guys we're here to team up with
you let's do nbc who at least had a copy of the leaked report
tonight
nbc news has obtained a leaked copy a highly anticipated 23
page report addressing the question where did COVID come
from the world health organization's joint study with
china concluding the exact route of exposure to people is unknown
it continues circumstantial evidence supports a range of
potential spillover pathways most likely banned to humans
perhaps involving another animal and it says a laboratory origin
of the pandemic was considered extremely unlikely
just gonna stop the irony that this laboratory a laboratory is
extremely unlikely is hilarious contrast and with the vaccine is
not the people who as flesh is falling off the blood clots
dying but it's not the vaccine i mean it's crazy the world we're
in and what people will believe
but critics say that who team only made brief visits to the wu
han institute of neurology and never received all the
information they requested from chinese officials just last week
a former cdc director saying i still think the most likely
etiology of this
pathogen and wu han was from a laboratory
you know escaped
adding to the mystery tonight nbc news confirming through
patents that the wu han institute of virology had been
taking live bands from the wild since at least 2009 and in some
cases keeping them for years in the 2018 patents the wi fi
demonstrated it had designed cages for breeding bats today
who saying nothing should be ruled out
all hypotheses are on the table and what and complete and
further studies
for tonight other scientists have called for an independent
investigation noting that every conclusion in this report had to
be signed off by china
it's you know here's the thought since it's a rudderless
administration as lord knows who was really calling the shots and
saying here's what we should do at least with trump you knew it
was probably him we have no idea who was who was in charge of
this is it possible that they're trying to leverage this one
report against the chinese again for the spanking that that that
the our american team was given in anchorage the thing that
ended judges they just suck at it because they can't really
quite control the media like you know this it's all over the map
i don't know there's something is wrong with this reporting
well the problem i'm having with it is it's often the same
checklist bat not knowing
not building not that building the one that has bashed in cages
not enough
there's always two points made in every one of these reports
exactly the same two points so that bothers me i mean this is
coming from from a solid from a source i'm not sure what the
sources are we can figure that out might be useful i don't know
definitely talking points more than it is reporting
oh for sure the i'm still not convinced that we aren't in some
kind of economic hit job by by china's slowing even though it's
a little bit of a slowdown you know i cracked the screen on my
phone i called around as dumb i dropped it called around because
i'm very partial to this phone it's my otg phones running
graphy you know so i'd like to keep this one no screens to be
found because of the ship is the answer now no screens no i take
that to be true that said none of our suppliers have any got a
note here kenworth trucks one of our producers is having a
shortage of chips just like the car manufacturers we have 500 to
ship hold on this ship shortage which is real already
started yeah it was already on it
already started before that
that's what i'm saying
so this is bullcrap this is something this is there's some
you're right something's going on we don't know what it is do
we Mr. Jones?
Well, we don't know for sure. But I'm just saying all you
would need is a six day delay. It makes a big difference. Now
we run out of toilet paper No, too bad. By the way, the fire
would have been great. We were all excited. We were wrong. 500
trucks are assembled but waiting for a component affected by
shortages. I was talking with another supplier and parts
coming to the east coast are delayed by the stuck ship. So
that's a problem. And in the same time, Chip, fabs are on the
brink of being closed if a tax hike, which I don't know if that
would can even happen of the corporate tax rate goes back up
to what was it 28. And then they'll start closing fabs and
this could be a chokehold this could be we could be George
Floyd here by China and got their knee on our neck.
Somebody
and we're high on fentanyl baby. We've got excited delirium. So
this could not be a good thing. NTD, who I think the first time
heard of ntds when you brought clips from NTD? Is this another
epic epoch? times?
No, there is a Taiwanese operation right. associated with
the puck
rights Taiwanese. They had a very interesting report
in the middle of escalating tensions between China and the
US a speech from five years ago is going viral. In it a Chinese
Communist Party insider reveals how the regime plans to get the
us out of its weight so that communism spreads around the
world. The plan is detailed and ranges from manipulating US
elections to propping up enemies and America's backyard to deep
infiltration, all the while in a quiet and covert manner. The
bombshell speech is now making a splash online. So far the
original video hasn't been found, but the transcript is
circulating widely on the internet. The original speech
was given by a famous expert in China named Jim 10. Wrong. He's
known for his expertise on American issues. He also enjoys
a high position at one of China's top universities
floatable China experts aging speech is credible as his main
points line up with Chinese regimes actions over the past
few decades.
All right,
Dave, well, I have a problem immediately.
Okay.
Is this guy dead?
I don't know. I have no idea.
Well, I like to know if he's dead a and if he's not dead. Has
anyone got a hold of him at the university that he works at and
ask them but this is what he said it wouldn't take that much
work even in China
I don't know Yeah,
well that's the problem we should if we should just saying
we shouldn't be I have not done the work I'm sorry I This was
last night
I expect you to use the work should have been done by someone
else. Yes if if this has been going around away it's been
going around I think I'm familiar with it. Someone should
check with this guy cuz there's questions about his validity
whether it's true cuz there's so many hoaxes you know that people
all here's what so and so said and then this guy never said it.
Right.
All right, so it could be bogus. Hey, we got some good meetup
reports and stuff to get to so with your with your approval.
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there's a lot going on we got a couple of reports to
know what
was started as kind of just a fun thing is really exploded now
that countries and places around the world are opening up i mean
have you seen this list it's crazy it's really insane how
long it is let's see how the houston super spreader meet up
when does
brian at the raging houston super spreader events
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recorded some of the stuff and there was a few couples that
showed up when i'm showed up twice we had a great time people
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here are the meetups coming up for today the viroqua wisconsin
driftless douchebag didgeridoo jam barre 630 liberty bar in
viola tomorrow meetup near slc that'll be in lehi utah at six
o'clock also on friday the houston hackers meetup at six at
ninh fuzz mexican cantina smokin hot tacos in jackson madison
mississippi welcome at 730 tomorrow at the sombra mexican
kitchen on saturday the massless man damn quarantine report three
o'clock at the cottage in toronto ontario the brooklyn new
york meetup takes place at five saturday at the oceans bar and
grill and down to down brownstone builders then also
saturday senator jesse coyne nelson senate committee meetup
in busan korea now it says he sent me a note about this he
says seoul time is listed the saturday meetup is in busan that
is the one that i am hosting but because seoul time is listed it
might have been mislabeled in the notes i'm not quite sure but
please make sure that you check with jessie and contact him for
the meetup on saturday also on saturday they will inform
protests in plano texas north here at 730 and katy trail
outpost on tuesday the north central indiana protest against
tyranny at six o'clock at mad anthony's tap house on april 8
to thursday a week from now the stateline mass from the meetup
six o'clock at the boxcars pub and grub and clinton wisconsin
and friday next friday that is not this one linode che and
palma de majorca world tour 33 that will be in hotel re
concordia pool bar in playa de palma in spain as for alex
sounds like a cool meetup we've got we have we are so behind in
our meetups and then there's just a whole mess of them i
don't even have time to read today so it go to no agenda
meetups calm this is where people come together it's a mind
meld you'll find that's where the 5% come together you all
have some basic understanding of what you're thinking about what
you want what others want you have no problem conversing
because you're intelligent and hanging out with similar people
is fun and they're not who you'd expect they would be no agenda
meetup calm go ahead it's easy and it's like a potter and
sometimes
you want to go hang out with all the nice you
won't be triggered or
you wouldn't be
able to show why so john
i have to to check okay
i saw checks i got duped
right duped reporters were duped
okay now bad gut check
gut check stop
oh i like that i only have one
people have got to understand that vaccination
is going to be in the end your route to liberty too long
that's really long yeah
it's too long i like the gut check on that check
stop yeah yeah that's what does it from i like that
that's a cassio cortez
cortez
says
sandy oh sandy oh
sandy
oh sandy oh i have some noodle gun stuff which we can skip a
lot skip but i'll take it now i guess we're gonna skip it why
because by the time we do another show we got a best of
show coming up don't we where we have what's our special show
what's the next show
we have two special shows coming up
no way we do a show on
sunday on a sunday show today
i'm so confused it's the first thursday of the wednesday week
for me i don't know where i am anymore i need to go
you will be going to the next show and the next show will be
on sunday and i would rather you do that now so we don't have the
sunday show full of stuff
what are you going to do on the sunday show what do you mean you
don't like my stuff
you know your stuff is you're going to be doing this sunday
show you're not leaving the
sunday and yeah so i can take this
well if you're gonna move with your son it means we're gonna
have too much stuff on sunday don't you think well
maybe there's nothing happening on sunday
that'll be the day
it's okay well then alright oh
no it's okay i think we can move it to sunday it's fine i have a
bunch of stuff to move
the noodle gun is always good i mean new
gun is pretty evergreen
yeah
i do it since we were talking about dogs i do have a dogs are
people to moment
well let's finish with that
okay well then i'm going to play the jingle again
dogs
chimineas started with an idea what if we could reduce our
dog's carbon pawprints not just this dog but all 90 million that
live in the us why not we're making changes for ourselves and
the rest of our family it makes sense that we'd want to include
our furry kids as we rethink how we do things we realized that
the biggest problem is the 36 billion pounds of protein that
our pups are eating each year it's coming from traditional
sources like cow and chicken not sustainable and sadly rarely
humane so at geminis we replace that traditional animal protein
with cricket protein come on man it's got everything in there
doesn't it it's got global warming
only that furbabies furbabies pawprint carbon poperinge i'm
gonna give you a clip of the day for that final clip
oh my goodness in under the wire ladies and gentlemen i cannot
believe my luck i was saving that the whole time all right
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of course the pressures building on cuomo he's lashing out now at
his critics is calling their accusations conspiracy theories
do you impact my integrity and my administration's integrity
am i going to
fail to respond no instead of addressing
the reasons why their office made an attempt to hide and
cover up nursing on death's head and give
out legal immunity at the peak of the pandemic to nursing
homes
he is deflecting and that's what he does does
sometimes a man who has done very bad things can also do good
things how is he to be judged such as one of the dilemmas of
life 100 million over four years
for tax revenue that's generated from the cannabis industry and
they're estimating it's going to be about 315 million in new york
state
whoa we got to do whoo we got to do
despite his ongoing scandals
state leaders
say they have now reached an agreement with
governor cuomo to
legalize marijuana for people over the age of 21 the bill
would expunge criminal records for anyone with a previous
marijuana conviction it would also allow users to grow their
own plants at home and allows people to possess up to three
ounces of cannabis and 24 ounces
of cannabis concentrate
if passed and signed by the governor the legislation would
create the office of cannabis management
brain
takes more time to ejaculate
throws away the day
to day is the best one with the sun man i don't mean just wake
up i get
to my eyes get
to the weeds just like it was
having a vaccine that were like part
of satan or the mark of the app is now available for download
there's a second version of it for businesses that can do
download an app that can scan all of your information. That
way you can make things easier to upload lab results into an
app.
But it's not about the shot is about the cockta Travel Card
passport right
now the the vaccine
is going to be working on what's called emergency use
authorization.
What do I have to join on App situation? You would have to say
I wouldn't be able to do that.
Why don't we add some more information? We already have
your COVID status. They don't want to take the vaccine and
they want to die. That's it. Right? As Americans, they don't
have to take the vaccine and they can die. You know, how
does the government ensure that your data is not shared with
let's say police, immigration officers? employers? How does
the government avoid discriminate against the people
who don't yet have access to the vaccine and for people who've
got one
vaccination is going to be in the end your route to Liberty,
if it's a private Stadium, or an airline where they're going to
simply say, Sorry, you can't give us our facility. You can't
come here.
You're going out of your way to kill people.
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