And she can keep in mind everything's fine. You got all
that you need Karianna keeper Yeah,
geriatric Khurana keeper for December 21 2022 Episode 28 seat
that's how you
bring the energy and i Yes, I need it. I need it.
You need a little bit energy in the show. Hey hello my queen.
Hello
my love. How are you darling? Let's here we are again.
Let us cheers yours I need a big gulp. We got the Big Gulp size
for sour mood. Where are you going to sour mood? Okay, we'll
hear about that. Well, let's drink this. Okay. Oh, I knew
you'd like it. I'm just looking at your face. You'd like it
right?
It is very full body.
This is a very spectacular wine. Yes. That we have received from
rainy. No,
Rene. My friend a with a why. Yeah, that's how you spell her
name. Sorry, Nathan. Group.
Yes, I know Renee. I was like who's rainy?
It's my handwriting I wrote.
Yes. Your beautiful handwriting. Normally I've no problem reading
that.
Renee sent this to us. Oh, gosh. It's been a while since
could Caduceus Is that how you pronounce it?
Well, it's a wine that the lead singer of the band tool and a
perfect circle. He owns this winery. Oh, and yes, and I
actually had a perfect circle a perfect circle CD a while ago.
So I used to jam out to that too. She likes she likes that
music and so she looked him up or I don't know how she knew
because she doesn't know anything about wine cuz she's a
margarita drinker.
But to me it's also important to understand his name isn't wrong
with that. His
name is Maynard James Keenan. And He is a singer like I said
from the band, The Rock Band tool, and a perfect circle and
he owns this winery. And this is the 2020 I'm going to say
Anubis. Anibus
cannabis I think is what it says what what will be the song by
that you would have that you would have liked from
a perfect circle. The Hollow that's the one that I remember.
This is going way back probably 30 years
for sure, a little rock shake. Go I like that. Huh? Oh, that's
a very very tool ish type
of perfect circle
though. I know but it has its It's all that I like that like
that kind of bomb. Stabbing in your stabbing your brain when
you listen to it.
Great song. Anyway, so the wine is a 50% kab 30% Cabernet Franc
and 20% I'm gonna I'm gonna butcher this egg. glia Nico, egg
egg Leah Nico. No. Anyway, it's delicious. Rene, thank you so
much.
There's a lot of riding on this weary traveler. calloused and
sore time and gravity followed you here. Rest my friends and
tell me all about the ocean spoils and trophies and burdens
you born. Pay them no mind. They matter. No more. I think you've
been behind and show me all about the ocean looking deep in
your eyes on I've never seen the ocean. Not like this one. I
wonder if those are lyrics from Lucifer. Oh, just postive like
that was another Lucifer. Lucifer.
i Oh, no, that was another band that he was another band.
Yeah. Okay.
Very good. Very good. Thank you. Yeah, we've had it for a while I
would I labeled it and when let you touch it.
You know, every single bottle in this house is labeled and I'm
not allowed to touch. And here's how it goes. Like, I just want a
little glass of wine and dinner. Just before we start, and I
start to open up a different bottle that has no markings on
it and immediately, why don't you opening up the one we're
having at the shop. Okay, okay. And then I'm pouring. You're
gonna save some from me. Like do you want now? No, no, during the
shooting, you were doing a heavy handed pour.
I should have just I should have just listened to myself. I
shouldn't have because I knew I knew water. I knew. I knew that
you would just do nothing but give me shit. Give me
a hard life.
Well, if you'd like to hear about my life, sure. But let's
listen to why you're in our mood baby. What's going on?
Well, your major Christmas gift. Do you know the story that I
ordered for you today? It's a custom it's a custom gift I
ordered the Austin Healey No, it's not that. That's pretty
birthday. No, I ordered it. Thanksgiving and I paid the
extra fee to have it expedited so that it would show up before
Christmas. They didn't get in touch with me at all. And so
finally I sent an email yesterday saying hey, like
what's the deal Christmas is In five days, am I gonna get this?
They're like, oh, sorry, ah, you know, supply issues and they
never contacted me but it's interesting
how this is bad for your life. I mean, it's my present. No, it's
your present I know no one is giving you shall you just have
filler gifts.
I feel like Twitter boxes under the trailer. None of which are
for you. Yours are in the corner right there.
I know there's not one present under the no crying I have a
present from Brian under the tree.
Why don't you just in Christmas morning just come in here. Just
open them up here. Let me just stop. Okay, here we are. We're
back to our gift giving and how insane This is. We have
different traditions. It's okay. We come from different
backgrounds. Where Where I come from is you know, you surprise
someone with a gift. And even if it is the wrong color Tiffany
wallet, you smile and say I love you. Thank you very much. You
like to you come from? Here's my list. Here's what I want. Now I
had to go in I had to get sizes for you this completely
impossible. But then you literally literally are saying
are you going to wrap those yourself? I said yeah. Well,
would you like me to wrap them? No, of course they have to be in
the same wrapping paper they have to be the right color. And
you know, I'm a shitty rapper. More than they know what they
are. It's all just for the aesthetic. You just want the
tree to look good. You don't care about my gift.
Was it true? Okay,
a little bit true. Maybe?
No. So I'm just a little bummed because this is it's such a cool
gift. It's so cool. And they and you know me, you know me? Wait
until I get it. I'm gonna I'm gonna write a review. And you're
gonna hear from me because I'm a communications professional. And
I'm market research. I'm all over that and they're gonna hear
it from me. Do they care when you call them they were
fraudulent in their marketing practices. That was the only
reason why
I will have no gift at all. This gift is not coming. This thing
is no whatever it is not coming through that old. Old Oh, sorry.
Oh, so this is exactly what I was talking to pastor Jimmy
about. Tina has really gotten pretty good at this point.
Yeah. Anyway, I'm I'm cheering up. I've had a few sips of wine
and I'm loosening up now. Okay. Oh, good.
Oh, good, darling. Well, the season is here. We are very
excited. It's we're getting our arctic blast.
Yes. A foot of snow and then I'll be like,
I don't think it's gonna happen. Is it frozen? The way the
weather patterns? Look. It's gonna be really bad in Oklahoma,
north of Oklahoma. Oh,
yeah. My sisters in Northwest Indiana are bracing.
Yeah, because you got the the arctic blast coming in. It's a
little higher than they expected. It may not even get
that cold. Here is what they thought it would go down to 13.
Okay.
Well, it'll be nice and chilly. It's supposed to be
definitely be nice and chilly. Yeah, be nice.
It'd be nice. But hey, it's so nice to have my husband back.
Hello, everybody. I finally got kissed last night, then. Adam
would not really even let me kiss them. And wouldn't let me
inspect his teeth with let me get close. And finally, finally,
my husband back. How's it going, though? Listen,
let me Well, thank you. Thank you, Bob. Let me let me tell you
what's going on in my life right now. Yeah. So this is week.
Yesterday was the fourth week. Third week and I had my stitches
taken out which was really nice. Because you know, I just had,
you know, threads and these were not dissolvable. This is all
special, you know, for the cat gut. Exactly. And, and so on
Captain Mitch, Maverick, he's pulling these stitches out. And
he's talking some bullcrap story about barbershop holes. And I
don't know, it's like you're just trying to distract. Ah ha
ha ha ha, ha. hurts man taking those. He says I'm sorry. So no.
No, you're not. Yeah, you're right. I'm not. We are going
flying.
I know. You have a new friend. Adam comes home. He's like, I
walk in. I say hi to all the ladies. Hello. Bill. Love me.
Oh, brother.
I know shades of your dad. I know. That's not how I meant to
come across.
And how was it when you went to see Hollywood today? You had to
go see the
dark house yet to get the top ones recently entered in.
Everybody's like, Hi, brother all checked in. You're good to
go. Sarah, who is the Assistant? She's helped with other things.
She did a long session when we put the bridge in. And
everyone's just like these looks so good. Yeah. They do. And I
told the I told doc Hollywood Jack, I said, dude, everyone
really, really thinks these are good. And, you know, it's only a
couple 100 bucks, and we can have the grill made. If you put
them right out of the computer, as many as you want. He says,
let's give it a couple more weeks, you know, just so
everything is
gonna really have it done. Oh my gosh, we can choose anything we
want. You have a limited amount of time because you're going to
get your implants and what maybe for four months,
that's I'm going to be pretty bored of these by then I want to
have a little Madonna bling going on. The only
way I would say that you should get up. She should say no
agenda, but only if we go to a meet up,
go. Yeah, well, it's easy to do. It's easily interchangeable.
They all thought it was hilarious.
If I just get a really good picture of you. I could just
superimpose the letters in Canva. And I could send it out
that way.
Do you don't understand me Do you at all. You just don't get
me. So how are you feeling? I'm feeling so the thing that thank
you for asking. Yes. share with the world in general. This
process so far, which we're now in? We're in week four. Right?
This is week four.
Three weeks? Yesterday, right.
But I was gearing up a week but I stopped smoking a week. Yeah,
I've not smoked and I know I go back to that
crowd you and you're eating like a horse. And your smell has
changed and your taste buds have got be changed.
I walked into the garage and like does this smell them?
Tank to you this smell smells normal.
Okay, I mean, they are super sensitive. But yeah, my hearing
is somewhat better. My I will have to test that to MIT to make
sure but tastes Yeah, definitely I am eating a lot more. And
everything has been pretty easy. What they don't put in the
brochure is all the stuff you do with your mouth that you have to
relearn or get used to. Yeah, cause basically it's like having
an artificial limb like a wooden leg. Only in your mouth. The
whole leg. It feels like that sometimes like a high fat this
is thing it's fake. So you have to learn how to talk you have to
learn how to drink how to eat an oyster,
how to kiss.
How to Kiss. I said that today I said I had to learn how to kiss
my wife again. This is this is
yeah, it was real dry spell
kiss darling Kiss. Kiss. Okay, kiss.
But you did have things you have
to just everything is different. Everything. Yeah. Whistling
after I learned how to whistle again. Yeah, hard. But yeah,
just everything changes. No idea how much you use your mouth.
What functions it's really insane.
And the process of you cleaning your teeth is way
more. I've got all kinds of brushes and sticks and and
syringes and
you should see his mirror. His mirror is like splashguard.
Like, someone got shot in the head every day. It's like a
splattered all over. Sorry about that. Sorry. But again, thank
you everybody who's been thinking of me and sending me
well wishes and cards and cards and we went to the PIO. I went
to the PIO box. Both Pio box has got tons of cards.
Oh my gosh, thank you. We're sending Christmas cards next
year.
That's what he shared last year, I think a year before. Yeah. And
I figure one for
you didn't have a good smile. And how about now? Yeah.
Beautiful. And one.
I think they will do Christmas cards right after our wedding.
Yes. Is that Is that about the same time? What is it with you
in the wedding album? What happened? What because you were
so good about
I'm so cheap. I'm just such a genius like I did because of
cheap. Yes. I bet what it is it's the money. The album that I
want is not it's not inexpensive. But anyway, I want
to go back to you though.
I want to come on back to I want to talk about your well, you
just looked at your list. So now I'm getting worried. What are
you going to talk about? Well, your gastro problems. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this is. So turns out a combination, I think is a combo
of fentanyl, which is an opioid, which they used to knock me out.
The hydrocodone which I didn't, I didn't take all that. But I
think I took enough. And you know, because it was every day
for a week and a half or something. And on top of that
the protein shake probably Yeah. Anyway, I had so much little gas
plane that I had. Yeah, that have bump. Yeah, my on my
pelvis, like the left side of my pelvis. I'm like, and I'm
looking it up. And of course, when you look it up on WebMD you
have a hernia and if you can't poop, you're about to die. You
will die in 48 hours. So I'm talking to Tina. I was like, I
think I need an emergency surgery.
Go to the ER I know dude, you're constipated. Smooth Move. You'll
be fine. But what else did I tell you? I said go to
McDonald's.
That's what no I had to I had to go to get my hair done and I
want to get my hair cut after after
that. No, that was it. You got your hair cut yesterday was it
was before that. Where you went somewhere and you lose.
You lose if you want to poop quick, just pick up a
McDonald's. And I did. And boy you are right.
From the bathroom. Yes is working good suggestion.
Because he didn't want you to think that passed out there and
died on the pot like Elvis,
and then the guy Paul who services or septic tanks. Really
good friends now and so I'm looking at the buyer, Dr. Lee,
and I'm like, Who is this guy? He's looking at our generator
and I walk out and I go, I go Hello. He goes, Yeah, I'm Paul.
He goes I'm waiting for Adam. He's in the can.
Because he called me like, Hey, man, I'll be right I'm in the
camp. We don't have to say much. I mean the can then it's like
then guys understand it. Hang up. We'll talk we'll see you in
a minute. Women like you have to go wow, you know, I'm I'm in the
ladies room on the third row. I shall be there.
Don't hang out in the bathroom like men do. They just don't. We
don't. We're in and out. We got things to do.
I'm sorry. Excuse me? Yes. Seven years ago? Yes. Maybe what? When
we met, but now I've completely corrupted you. You go in with
your iPhone with your iPad. You go in with coffee. You go in
with a Bible. I don't know what you're doing communion in there.
I don't know what you're doing. You are in there for at least
1520 minutes
is not true.
Okay. You did not. Not always in the morning yet. You are in that
bathroom and you're there for a long time. Tell me you're not.
Oh, anyway. Anyway,
how are you feeling now?
I'm feeling so really lucky. I feel like I'm a lucky guy. Very
blessed. We have had such a great couple of weeks. We had
the church to church wall. wait another day,
I want to just go back to your
health before we got my health is dynamite. But
I really think that all of the excellent beef that we've been
consuming and how we do not eat processed food. I think that all
of that really prepped you for a really, really
good recovery. Absolutely healing. Everyone looks in my
mouth believes, hey, and this guest dentists have their way of
saying something is like, look at that healing. That's good
healing. I'm not quite sure why they say it that way. But like
what's bad? Really? I don't know. Probably just go over.
Zack was literally like, oh, man, look at that. Some good
healing there. That's good. And that's the same thing that Mitch
said. He's like, this is good. Yeah, this is going well. And I
agree. It's a because I stopped putting fire on my face. That's
definitely top of the list. And yeah, I think because of just
our healthy diet and our healthy living. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
I really think that makes a difference.
I am really, really, really happy. And thank you darling for
putting up with me. And my it was difficult. It was certainly
difficult because it's hard to explain. was stuff that you
can't see on the outside. Just how
confusing because there are many you're feeling fine. The next
minute you're talking about about a malady and the next
minute you're fine. And then next minute you're not and I
just you know tried to ride the roller coaster with you. Yeah,
but it's just feeding you.
Yeah. But it's the stuff that you don't you don't you don't
realize like, oh my god, I can't you know, I couldn't Will I ever
be able to choose steak? That's what I thought two weeks ago. So
now, you know, it's different for everybody and they have no
no follow up information. Like here's the stuff that will be
really weird. Yeah, there's no brochure on that. You know, it's
just like Okay, have fun.
So I just just reflecting back about all the anxiousness and
everything. I'm looking at you now. And you got a
beautiful shoppers. I'm already so psyched for the for the
permanent. Yeah. And for the fentanyl
and it will be a less it'll be won't be as it'll be
our drink for so yeah, it'll be too bad. Yeah. And he knows that
we're just going to try and keep all these other teeth that I
have healthy and keep everything rockin and rollin and see how
the, I mean, my allergies, so called allergies are pretty much
over except when I eat right now. That's pretty remarkable.
Basically gumming food.
Not quite like that. But you're eating basically anything and
we're consuming a lot of beef, of which I wanted to talk about
because Paul had brought up about how he had a cow
butchered. Yeah. Oh, and he took it to a processing place here in
town. Yeah, and they stole some of his meat.
Yeah, they stole the
backstrap Yeah. Which is crazy that like the by like a prime
cut. I don't Well, yeah,
I mean You can tell because I guess the there's holes in the
maybe it's the ribeye, I can't think I don't. I don't know. I
don't want to embarrass myself. But when he said I'm like, oh,
yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, man, I know exactly what you're
talking about. Yeah. backstrap Yeah, I'm gonna look that up
when you went in. But so I was saying well you know, we got
some we got some pretty good people in the beef initiative
now reprocessing plant and looting and so but he was he was
looking at the generator because he's like, are we gonna hit that
cold and I got one of those have had one for a year just sitting
there. Gotta hook it up. And like, you might want to hurry
with
pretty extensive. But anyway, I thought that was interesting
about the being careful where you take your cow and where the
being processed because I didn't think that that could happen.
But I'm speaking of beef to sent a box of beef to my daughter and
her boyfriend in Maine and they are over there. So yesterday, I
pulled out a beef Tri Tip and never made that before and oh my
gosh, was that delicious?
You did a amazing myself. Truly well, you I mean, as my mom
always said if you can read you can cook at Adam Clark curry. If
you can read you can cook now get cooking that you read and
you follow the recipe and you're I mean, unless the recipes just
no good. It's always dynamite. Well, I
use two different rough recipes for the triceps. So I made the
rub and then I could
was you use black rifle coffee? Yes. Which I think is the secret
brown
sugar. Yeah. Chili, chili powder. onion, salt, garlic
salt.
And it was like two hours in the oven. It was two hours low at
225 that came out so we headed again tonight. We finished it
off. It was beautiful. Yeah. And it gave me such gas. My hope you
went to the bathroom. I went right out on the porch and like
let one rip.
I don't need to know this. We ruining my image view in my
head.
Oh, baby. Listen, I don't think about when you toot. Okay. I
know you. I know you fly around the room and I'm not looking.
Please. really isn't necessary. You started it?
Anyway. Yeah. So it has been quite the busy last two weeks.
Oh, yeah. And we have the tree up. Everything's good. Most
importantly, yes. We have our baby girl. Yes. Miss
the Miss fever. She's over your snoring. Can you hear? Oh, move
now. She was like, I kept looking at her
back on Saturday after three weeks, which was you know, it
was initially supposed to be maybe a week and then the
message came back now she's a reactive dog. We definitely
would like to have her do the full program.
Yeah, I was hoping she was gonna lean down a little and she's
still a little chunky.
I don't think she's chunky. Oh, actually, I thought she was a
little leaner. Because I know she didn't get as many treats
and she ain't she's not getting them now either.
Yes. So it was really we were worried that she wasn't gonna
remember us. So we were instructed to stay seated. And
the trainer came in and kind of gave us more wine.
Yeah. So the things that we have. Now we have some tools, we
have a slip lead, which is professional leash. Thank you,
darling. Hey, tool guide is good. I like your wine.
Yeah, Renee, good show. I
like your music. I like your wine. We have a e collar,
also known as a shock, collar shock, but it just sounds nicer.
But it's
not a shock collar. It's like one of those you have, you can
strap them to your belly and it sends pulses. So you're so your
stomach moves. That's the that's what it's doing.
If you go up to 100, though, because it goes from zero to
100.
We're on 10 Oh, no, that'll that'll be pretty, pretty severe
probably. So it's, it's that's a very common tool, but that's
how they trained her. Basically they trained her with this
collar. And it's kind of difficult because she's very
thick around her neck. That's just the breed and so we have to
make sure we position it right. But she came in so the trainer
came in on Saturday and talked to us about about basically what
she learned and what she was going to do. And then she
brought her in. And so she's walking up to the door and then
Phoebe starts wagging her tail.
She had to go on her place. She had to sit on her place. And she
did and she just sat there looking at us and she'd hear
your voice you'd go it would work because she couldn't get
off replace. He was no out. Yes, yeah. And so then, you know, she
was allowed to come off and she was just like, Ah, she was
hugging us.
was really sweet. Yeah, so
we got our initial
Yeah, though. I think she was kind of mad. She was a little
aloof like, did you go I feel oh, I kind of felt it. Well,
that's how I felt.
So then we had pretty much the first trial by fire Minh. Gosh,
that Monday we have Felicia toss and her two assistants come in,
they come in, they delayed
literally do Felisa Tashi comes in she cleans her house on
Mondays Yeah, it's
like 45 minutes. The you can pretty much only get people here
who clean Airbnbs so they do that they do that level
you're looking for deep cleaning. This is not the
place to get it. No. And I've asked my gay friends and they
know that we can't get one either Adam and we know how to
get a good clean. Okay. So had to put up Now normally, she said
she's tried to nip at one. Oh, yeah, marking is always very
stressful. I have to sit outside on the porch with her. Now she
was on her place. She was completed. She tried to get off.
It took her a while to like, get on her plate. You got her on
there.
Yeah. And then she and she's on. She was finding you went out on
your walk. I
think I don't I was somewhere. And then the doorbell
rang. It was the pest control guy and man it would that would
have been mayhem before. And she did bark. I couldn't get you
know, I was like, making sure she was on her place and I got a
quiet and she barked again. I got that. Anyway, it was pretty
much day and night with what it was.
I mean, the pest I was like, wow, she's doing really well.
It's like she's been trying to kill me. Although she was
barking quite a bit when he was outside. We had her up against
the patio doors and he was outside spraying and she was
yeah, she was barking we
have a quiet command and we have to work on that one. But overall
and how she is outside and the lady the lady who jogs came by
and she was okay and you know, I gave loach not a zap but just
like she was okay. She was calm and and the lady could say hi,
Phoebe and then she came back from behind us like surprise
attack and it was all
usually Phoebe lunges at people, lunges. It's crazy. And I'm
learning I mean, we're basically being trained on trade. Yeah. So
we're, I'm making mistakes. I mean, just like I offered her a
treat to get her to go to bed at night and you're like, No, no,
don't gotta do the tell her to do it got to do the command to
get her to do it. So I'm learning but this morning it was
kinda Oh, yeah, well, yeah, he's that the hell out of her today?
Yeah. The cried.
Yes. It has gone up to 16 without me knowing it. So I
found how to lock down the number anyway. Yeah, I haven't.
And I took it a Tractor Supply was fine. Yeah. You know, we've
been fighting the banks and I was giving her treats and
everyone. Now it's good. She's, I feel like we have some
control. Yeah. But you know, at least we can have our friends
over. She can be unpleasant. She won't. Yeah, good. We, we also
got a lot of understanding about her character. She's not
vicious.
No, she's not an aggressive dog. She's very, she gets very
stressed out. And we learned that you cannot pet a dog in
their head because they cannot serve you. So you're supposed to
go to the chest, her chest or put your hand out. And we didn't
know that. And a lot of people don't know that. I typically
always put my hand out. But when you're around a dog for a little
bit, you're like, Oh, by BB. No, she didn't like that. That
doesn't work. And she also she also confirmed kind of what I
thought which Phoebe is not used to being housed inside dog.
House dog. She's probably ranch. Yeah, she was probably a ranch
dog. So
And long story short, I should have listened to you months ago.
Hello. Yeah. Hello, you were right. Yes. You said when I got
the first trainer, which was not what we needed. You said. You
said no one I sent it to boot camp. And I was like, Ah, I
didn't like the idea. I didn't like the sound of it. And we
should have done that. That would have been better.
Yeah. Done it like the New York banker and his wife did. Yeah.
Although tuition is
think he does seem to hate his dog. And I'm very fond of him.
That's for sure. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, that's great to have her
back. Yeah. And yeah, it feels like Well, I'm gonna practice
them off leash because she's been she's worked on that too.
To do oscillation in Greek and never come back. Call me call
her gonna
get a long leash. She got that attractor Supply today and have
one. Oh, they didn't. Okay,
now we'll get one. Yeah. So I mean, we're complete again. Yes.
Our families back together. Yes. Yeah. And I prayed for this. I
just wanted it all to work out. Yeah, just wanted to work out
now. Did it did it did it did I know. I know. So. All good. It's
all good. So yes,
I know some more drink.
Yeah. Okay. So I traveled to Austin a couple weeks ago, my
oldest daughter came in to do a workshop and I traveled to
Austin so I was able to spend some time with her and that was
really a lot of fun. So I drove in Friday and got her settled at
her Airbnb and then just headed home and then Sunday. I went
back out because I wanted to make sure she got to the airport
on Monday morning. And so I spent time at the mall and then
I actually met my BFF Brian for dinner.
Yeah. Are you trying to get a response out of me to say
something?
Well, so yeah, no, it's not getting it from me, but I
wouldn't what was funny was at dinner, I said to him, I go, we
were ordering I go, I should ask where their beef is sourced. And
he did. Cisco. He did and the girls looked at us like, like
she had no idea.
We were at the Christmas party. Was that in between shows as
well? The Yes. The vaudeville Christmas party. Yes. And, and I
met Talia, one of the poly Yes, she's one of the I think she's
on city council. I don't know. I think she's on city council. And
I was saying, you know, hey, you know, we really need to do
something with Fredericksburg besides drunk bridesmaid. She
said, I like you. And she already hooked me up with
someone was like the guy who runs the culinary school and
they're talking about making it much more around food and of
course, wine.
And when are you going to have time to do this?
Well, I know I'll just bring the beef initiative. I'm just
connecting. I can't I can't do anything. I'm not a beef guy.
I'm just a consumer. But I can connect people. That's the idea.
So I want to connect slim with them. And you know what, maybe
the way there's a beef initiative ranch in Stonewall.
Yeah. So yeah, we need to we need to just expand this. Yeah.
That part of it will be marketing. Yeah. Be what it is.
Come to Fredericksburg. Don't be just a drunk. Drunken bridesmaid
do other fun stuff.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we went to the town highlight of the
vaudeville holiday party. You were
drunk before we got was that? We had to leave. You were like
I was not number one. I'm a lightweight these days. Okay.
Can we just say no, but
but when you're lightweight, you shouldn't be drinking for
glasses. You are feeding it to me now. It's my fault.
Wait a minute. So we get there. So we pull up and I go What time
does this thing start? And you go you go? I don't know. 630? I
go. Are you sure? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know where the
email is. Yeah, I think it's 630. I'm like, Huh, okay. We go
up to the door. They're like, sorry, we're not letting people
in. Yeah. I got a hot
wire money. Leave it up to me. Exactly. So you know better than
that. You know that. I'm not the guy to do this. I lost that job.
So, so then we go have a drink around. And then you're already
drunk. And then we're like, okay. Everybody How you doing? I
was not cheating Maria. was untrue. You were a little tipsy.
Well, by the time we left, because I had a I had a glass of
wine at that. How to be able to close mine at dinner. Yes, we
did. And then we had a glass of wine of martinis. I did. And
then I was drinking champagne. And I just Yeah,
and then you're like, let's go.
We went outside. We were you were trying to eat shrimp.
We might with your fate to know that the shrimp was one thing.
It was the oyster. That was weird. I'm like clink clink
clink. It was like the shells clicking against these ivories.
clink clink clink. Yeah, it was different but
it was different the party it was it was really a lot of
people there they had show girls a lot of people show girls and
only to sequence to sequence Yes, yeah,
but we did see Blake and Crystal Carrington
for so had a sequence outfit on. Yeah, it's I think for now,
about there too. For some reason. I have that in my notes.
I don't remember that.
It was I think I said hey, man, good to see Abba here. We're
just sitting on the couch or sitting on the couch like two
assholes critiquing everybody. I know. I think next time next
year, we'll go much much later and then we'll be more prepared
and then we can stay because it's the VIP party which is kind
of
gonna take friends though. We're taking we're taking another
couple with us okay,
well we had Mark and Julianne Yeah, yeah,
they medicine fee no everybody though because they've been in
the town a lot you know, obviously longer than we have
and they know a lot of people so they were they were out there
you know mingling and everything and next year we're bringing
somebody with us because you were hammered. You were like you
know what? I'm a lightweight I'm sorry. Okay,
well then you just you can't I mean, I'm amazed that you had
two glasses for this show you probably ruining the show. Oh.
No more drink for you.
Oh, well. You were complaining when I wasn't drinking and now
you're complaining now that you became
a lightweight you get me now we used to die. On two bottles of
champagne and one night
and sadly this is the last time I'm drinking until end of
January. That's okay. You
know what I'm I'm actually so proud of you so happy what
you're doing. You look amazing. I can I don't I don't use that
word lightly at all. No,
I know you don't. But no, I've kept it up. I see you
naked. I'm like, wow. Uh huh. Oh my goodness. This
is looking at my husband.
My wife look at my wife. That's what I think.
Anyway, this is the last time I'm drinking until end of
January. So that's what I heard today. No, I mean on the show.
Oh, yes. Right because the next show that's okay. Because
January
it's dry January because it's 75 hard right
and what is it the same group the same people who
a lot of us are doing this? I don't know about Jake. Jake. Are
you doing it with us this time around? I don't know there's
some new people to
new people. Now Jake would be perfect for this because you
also have to jump into a cold shower. He could just jump in
the ocean right off the so he's in
Hawaii, though. I mean, the ocean is not back off the sub no
off the sub is Nina sub. He.
Not all the time though. They surface I think I'm gonna just
jump in our pool. Hope
it's 53 degrees right now.
That's people do cold plunge at 3035 degrees. So I think I'm
just gonna do Oh, it's perfect for it. I'm not going to do for
five minutes. There's no way people normally
left to watch you make sure you don't get hypothermia. Yeah,
no, I won't do it. So yes. So that starts January. Well, I
will watch. Yes. Yeah, I'll be watching. Yeah,
I'm ready. I mean, I've been working out six days a week
still so that's not going to be the hard part and we still eat
pretty clean. So yeah, very clear. Then I then I won't be
drunk all the time on the show
have to drink double duty once again.
But you came home with what six bottles of champagne today? So
we got for dinner refers a
couple of those like small fools who's like one shot you can
drink it like a beer if you want
me to like let's open up one now. I'm like, what? Sleeping in
an hour.
I forgot this. I mean you. I mean, I haven't changed when I
met you. I know I've gotten better. But otherwise I'm the
same guy. You know I used to be I used to be drink champagne all
day with you. I'm still the same guy. If you say if you wake up
in the mornings and how should we have cake and champagne? I
began let me go crack the bottle. We
used to do that all the time. And then and then I gained 20
pounds.
It was more like 30
Man I've no I've no idea how much you weigh. I'm not allowed
to No, no, I've never picked you up in my life. I'm not allowed
to pick my I'm not allowed to pick my wife up because oh, I
might figure out that she's 131 pounds. I might figure that out.
Oh my goodness. And even worse, like I don't think you can heal
it you can handle me.
I remember what I think we mentioned this on the one of the
shows long time ago when we were buying this house and you go
hey, can I go? No.
Can't carry me over the threshold. No, no, not gonna
happen.
The thing that I have I don't like people picking me. You
know, just speak just to close the wine topic. Okay. I forget
where I was. But you went out a weight. Pastor Jimmy came by?
Because we're talking about his podcast.
Without running
around. I wasn't when When did you go out shopping with him?
And we went
to Andrea's house. Yeah. And she had a friend who was who had
brought a lot of clothing.
Is Andreea in finance.
Andreea is no she's in cars, cosmetics.
Cosmetology
skincare. Yes. Yeah. Um, no, Annette and I went to her house
and she had a friend who had who was a who's a rep for free
people know for Urban Outfitters.
They Oh no, they earn free people. Oh,
yes, they do. And so she brought all her sample sample sizes
different clothing and so Annette and I went and it was a
lot of fun. Of course you came home I was talking really loud
was
like, Oh my God, you make
me sound like a lush.
No, you're lightweight. That's that's the beauty part is
because you're so late to glasses. Like Hi, it was really
good No, I did not say that. I was thinking to myself. Oh,
she's talking very loud. But you were happy it was like okay, and
then and then didn't you said yeah. I said oh, wait, did you
have two glasses of wine? The oh okay now, but let me show you
didn't drive.
Oh, so Annette and I drove out to this. I don't don't even know
if it's in Fredericksburg. But it's it's north of us. And so we
get into the subdivision. It's a new subdivision and lots are
like new houses. And Andreea lives. I think they have 13
acres. So it's
super modern. And that's a subdivision, a 13 acre plot.
It's Yes.
So what is this subdue? What is this whole division then? That
must be huge
called Admiral something? I don't know. But anyway, Nimitz.
So. No, no, it's not. That's not it. But I know what you're
talking about. Anyway. So we get into this neighborhood. And
we're driving through it. And we're following Obviously,
Google to get your house, we get to this call the SEC, and it
says, we're here. And I'm like, well, we're not here. We don't
see the house. And I said, Well, maybe we need to go up this
hill. And so in that drove, I mean, we drove up a hill, like
four wheeling up a hill, and they were building houses up
there. Yeah. So we're, we're looking around we're like this,
isn't it? This isn't it. So we ended up calling Andreea. And
she told us that she was at the bottom of the hill all the way
down. Like we were far away from her so and that was she was
afraid to drive down so I drove her down a hill. Yeah, cuz she
was afraid to drive down so I'm good driver. Yeah, I am a good
driver ever had. I've never had a speeding ticket ever. Now.
I've only been pulled over once that I think that was in. Let me
You know, I've been pulling over
here right from the school you talking about? Yesterday flashed
your boobs. I'm sorry. ossifer. I didn't know. Realize it was
offered. I've been actually been pulled over and have a podcast.
Here. I'll give you my card.
With A Cop gave you his card. No,
I was gonna give him my card.
Oh, you don't have a card. You have a card. What did you have
cards made?
I've only been pulled over three times. So when I was really
young, and I was driving my RX seven, remember RX seven. It was
stick shift. So I think I was speed. I was 20 years old. And
so he pulled me over. And um, I had a little pencil skirt on. So
it was like shimming it down. And I didn't get a ticket. Of
course not. The second time I was in Austin. I had met some
friends for some cocktails. And I was waiting for my friends to
come. So I had turned off my lights. And usually my lights
are on auto pulled out. And sure enough, and I had had two beers.
And the cops that pulled me over. And my friend Dale was
watching from a distance he's like, Oh my gosh, that they
would have pulled you out of the car and come out of the car,
man. So anyway, so the guy's like, so yeah, your lights are
off and where are you going and where were you? And I said, What
were you wearing? I don't remember. But anyway, it ended
with Hey, can I have your phone number just in case we need to
get in touch with you.
Wow, cops, man they have no shame. I love that. And I was
like Sure Here you go is the same everywhere. I didn't hear
Hi just want to make sure that you're okay you your lights are
on need never called it he
I didn't know. It's funny. Anyway, how do we get to that?
Oh, so anyway, you're good
drivers and you're very good driver. You of course like to
side street side side side seat back seat. You like to drive
when someone else tells me how to drive to know what I'm doing
wrong. Tell me this is bad. Slow down is 50 here
the window turn here turn here.
That's literally you know, it's like you really this lady is
going to end this plane is going to end this lane is going to
Adam, how many times have I said to you, where are you going in
your life?
I don't know. But this is part of the joy of life with you.
I'm torn. Should I keep my mouth shut?
No, you gotta say something because I'm going the wrong way.
Definitely.
Anyway, going back to driving down the hill. We finally get to
Andrea's house.
And we had it wasn't scary. What kind of incline was that? I'd
have to take you in
it. It's pretty it was. It was yeah, pretty windy. It was
amazed. I was amazed that they were building houses up there
yeah with a problem. Could you imagine the ice coming down that
hill I know way
where I live first place in Austin panorama drive. There
were some times I could not get down because exactly that
because of the same thing.
But anyway, so we ended up going to Andrea.
She did not actually live in Hogwarts.
And then you know we just started drinking and having a
good time and we plan to Purbrick progressive dinner that
we're having on January 6.
Oh yeah. So are we are we doing Zach's Zach
off to Andrea that the information I texted her so
she's gonna get a quote. But yes, we're gonna we're gonna
there's five couples and 10 people. 10 people and four of us
are
why does he call the progressive dinners a political thing that
I'm unaware of? No, because
you progress through the meal. So you start with appetizer,
then you go to salad then you go to entrees and
everybody's house Is everybody else's house? Yes. I love this
idea. Yeah. So
then you get to meet everybody to I mean, you've met, you've
met Debbie. And obviously, you know, Annette and Pastor Jimmy
and but you haven't met Jeannie and her husband, Andrea and
Debbie and her husband. You haven't met her husband Todd.
Nope. So anyway, so yeah, we have that plan. So that should
be good. So yeah, a little bit of wine. Got a progressive
dinner plans, I guess. How about that? Yeah.
Okay. Couple things. Church related. Yeah, we did the
church, the church walk, yes. Which was an incredible
experience. It was lovely with the idea is for churches. And it
was congregations from all kinds of not all the churches. Anybody
could of course, join, I guess, because we didn't go to bridge
church for any
with three Lutheran churches and a Catholic church. And these are
beautiful
churches and really, really pretty in the St. Mary's, which
we drive by all the time. Never been in there. That's old school
classic, really good.
Sitting in there. We're sitting in the first pew that so
different pastors spoke at the different churches. And Pastor
Jimmy spoke at the last one at St. Mary's. And so we're sitting
there and I turn over and I look at the cross, am i Oh, my
goodness, I because a bridge church doesn't have that. So
that was a little. There was a little jarring for me. It wasn't
expecting that. But it was it was absolutely lovely because
we've talked about the angels and the shepherds. And it
was it was the second church we were at. They had Bethany hijk
as choir. They had been practicing
math. We went to Zion, Zion Lutheran Bethany and then we
went to Holy Ghost.
So they did all the
different stages of Christmas. Well, they talked about the
angels Miss shepherd to stage two, the Wiseman's age three,
and then pastor Jimmy sermon.
And I'm biased, but I think pastor Jimmy was just the best.
Yeah, I did. I think whenever someone can bring in
motorcycles, classic cars.
Well, he didn't talk about he talked about going to land
rights,
but he but he brought in a classic 69 Chevelle. Oh, yes. I
mean, with the end with the, you know, he can describe the light.
It's, this is a guys guys kind of,
well, Mr. Pastor Jimmy is an amazing storyteller. I don't
know how I feel about storytelling. It's all about the
picture with your words, and he is very good at doing that. So
it was a lovely evening, however. However, the second
church, the wild, wild west song.
It was Once Upon a Time in the West.
Okay, so turn off their phone. Yes,
I heard a couple I also heard some like bird Raven thing going
that was another ringtone. I heard a couple of ringtone
what was it from the western movie? I guess you gotta learn
how to whistle. I do. But it didn't happen once it happened
twice.
Are you I know I know, is the worst
writing. Yeah, but it was lovely. And then we ran into
your periodontist,
which was funny because what was the Glen who assisted with with
the surgery? And and you said look at Glenn, and I'm looking
at him like, I know you but
well, he turned because he goes Tina, Tina, and I turned around
and his wife's name is Tina. So
and I couldn't I couldn't place him. It took me a second. I'm
like, Oh, of course. I've only seen you with a with a surgical
mask on. Of course. I can see the eyes. I know your eyes. I
know that he's gotten very young, very nice face to compare
to what I thought he would look like with a surgical mask. Yeah,
because his wife is from this teenagers from Fredericksburg.
Yeah, yeah, live, lovely people. Absolutely lovely. But it was
wonderful. It was really cool. It's really, I really enjoyed.
It'd be an annual tradition for us. I do want to say to now that
that we belong to a church when I went on Sunday, and they're
playing the different Christmas songs, and it's a variation, you
know, from a traditional Christmas song. It has such a
different meaning for me now. I mean, the whole experience of
Jesus birth is in listening to these lyrics. I have a
completely different experience about the whole thing, like for
so many years, I just kind of it was kind of rote, you know, just
singing the songs and now it's, it's just, it's so different. I
don't know how to explain it.
I didn't even know about a manual man. I didn't know any of
this stuff. I'm learning Yahweh words. Yeah, yeah. Well, I've
heard of Yahweh because of the just I've been around.
But I'm just I'm experiencing Christmas from a very, very
different perspective. I agree. It's so lovely. And I love love,
love that we're going to be able to go to church service on on
Saturday on Christmas Eve together. Yes. I love that I
love that mean so much to me.
So I'm gonna produce certainly set up and produce but you know,
I think you'll be able to be just fine. I'm getting him
started pastor Jimmy's podcast Yes, yes. Not gonna not go he
can he can announce it and do all that but I'm very excited.
And I just want to tell my personal story is, you know,
when we decide to do this show or pretty much whenever there's
something that's important I have I have a couple of people I
need to call and the first one is the Jeff Smith. Oh, yes. And
Jeff, who did our opening music for curry in the keeper. I mean,
literally, we we said, you know, it our personalities and Tina
would like it to be like Incubus and you know, and boom, there is
that that's exactly what nailed it. And so, you know, I gave a
call to a called, I sent Jeff a message, say, Hey, man, here's
what's going on. And he said, Oh, wow, that's really cool. He
says, you know, what's the vibe and pay? I'd love to catch up.
And so instead of saying, here's, here's the direction for
the, for the music, I called him. So let me call him back
because we haven't spoken in a while. And I've known Jeff for
PA maybe 1617. Wow, great. Daily source code. Oh, my God. Yeah.
He
didn't know that.
Oh, yeah. He goes on, Jeff goes way back. And so we've always
been in touch and, and he's always he's always in the
devalue block split. So he gets, you know, whatever. Satoshis
that come from anything that we do on our show, and a couple
other shows, he gets a piece of that, which is what I say, Hey,
man, you know, you'll, you'll, you'll be a part of the future.
That means pretty much very low money, but one day, it'll it'll
work out it'd be great. And then he's all in. But then he says,
and I'm on the phone. Yeah, I call him on the phone. And, and
he says, Hey, man, you know, I've been in a whole bunch of
worship, worship teams. I think what he says, Yeah, worship,
he's a worship team. You mean the Christian for bands? And his
wife is writing a book and all this, like, Oh, this is so cool.
And we were talking exchanging stories. And he wants to know
about my story, which we actually, we, I don't know, you
told me this. I don't know if you'd gone back and looked. But
this started to happen. seven episodes seven, which of course,
is the
significant numbers, striper number,
which was I'm fine with the title of the episode.
And I've always said that was my favorite episode. And I had
COVID on that show, because I just write because I was on my
walk. Was it last week, and I said, I want it I'm like, I'm
gonna re listen to that show. Because I thought parts of it
were so funny. And that was the show Kelly finish it. That was
that was the show that we started talking about the Naomi
Wolf article and the start of our journey, and the show the
fact that it was number seven, just
really, it was amazing.
Yes, amazing. Totally. Anyway, so go ahead and finish her. Oh,
no.
So no, I gave him the briefing. You know, it's just it's been
great. It's everywhere I turn everywhere I look it's like why
the urine you're in the club to really know that. You had no
idea No, but it's but I like it because people are not putting
stuff in my face. No one saying Oh, you have to be like this.
You have to
do this. With surround you are surrounded and surrounded. Oh my
god, I love when you told me that. I was just blown away.
I got this really nice email. I just want to I sent it on to
pastor Jimmy. Hold on a second. Where was this?
Because I just sent it today.
You should be a little prepared.
I am I am prepared. It's just my search is a little shot. Here we
go. So this is from Gerard just one of the no agenda producers.
And he says Adam glad you feeling better. I listened to
some keeper pods. So I'm already like, I'm not I'm not gonna. I'm
not gonna keep her pods. These pods show title keeper pod. It
almost sounds like a sanitary napkin. Keep
keep whatever dude, Adam glad you're feeling better listen to
some keeper pods. And as a follower of Jesus who quit
church years ago, I checked out the bridge church and I've been
watching online and it's helping me get my face back. Merry
Christmas from Jerry in Catskill, New York.
Oh my gosh, a lot of people fall I know. Brian watches the
service too. Sometimes not all the time, but he does. Oh, I
love that. Yeah.
And I and we just donated two microphones for we did for the
audience so we can hear everyone say Amen. Yes, that was one of
your big thing.
I can't hear can't hear
anyone. No one's laughing at your jokes either. They're
really falling flat in there. room because I like them or I'm
just not hearing them so we need some mics in there yeah, Mike's
mics are getting hot right? I just thought that was so lovely
baby I love this so much of this is taking place now
and I my friendship with a net is just blossoming. My sister
sent me a text message she goes I see I'm being replaced by a
net
little bit while she step up her game and that's got booze, you
got clothes, you got all kinds of cool stuff going,
Oh, no, they were closed at discount prices. They're not
cheap clothes. Very different dish. I'm
sorry. I want to thank Tim, who he emailed and he sent us a
whole bunch of stuff in the PIO box. Gospel music with the solos
you sent letters 18 letters that you saw yesterday. Yes, I want
to thank him very much. We have a Pio box. Now in
Fredericksburg. If you'd like to take note, we just peel box 1849
Easy to remember that's the California gold rush. 1849
Fredericksburg, Texas 78624. It's the only zip code here. We
don't have any other zip codes in Fredericksburg. Do we donate
6418 49 Send us whatever you want. Yeah, we really liked
that. Yeah. Ryan Hoskins are we going into I'm just reading
emails. These are not these are not booster grams. Yet. Just a
couple of things I had on my list. Adam, I've been listening
to creating the keeper. I've heard you start to become
friends with the pastor at your church and you watch his sermons
online. One thing I've been trying to figure out is how to
help churches use all of the video they put online every
week. I'd love to know why the leaky bucket analogy isn't up on
YouTube shorts right now.
Well, good idea for his podcast. Absolutely.
But YouTube shorts. Yeah. Have you seen this now? Oh, this is
they're they're trying to do tick tock on YouTube shorts. So
what I think what he's saying is how come this this? How come no
one's producing any of that. And I agree. I agree that you could
do so much with the YouTube
like you don't like I have
to watch the service on YouTubes. Oh, that's broke on
Sunday, which kind of sucks. Yeah. And a big thanks to Amy
and dad Dame damy. Actually, she sent us the Veritate wine box.
Husband Yeah, talk about it. Yeah, goodbye to baby we
got we got a beautiful set of three bottles of wine,
embarrassing wine,
would in a wood box with a sliding top and
promptly put it away. So Adam doesn't thank you. And so she
sent us this beautiful card. And what I noticed on the card, of
course, is Bryce and Zion, Bryce Canyon and Zion in Utah, which
is where I'm going in October with eight other friends. For
our highlights. Yes, yes. So I loved that. So I'd love to chat
with you about that Amy and
we're going to be drinking some of that wine. Next week. We're
drinking some good wine it would be good in a decade now.
The box is so beautiful but I want to read what she said. She
said the Happy Holidays Adam and Tina please enjoy this Verity
wine. I've chosen vintages that are drinking well now but will
continue to age beautifully for another decade. Adam thank you
for the best gift, the gift of sanity. My husband and I bond
over the best podcast in the universe. She's talking about no
agenda. Cheers, Amy. Also known as Damon named Chris also known
as Baronet of the Sonoma crush. And the coolest thing I read
their their card and they're having a baby girl in May.
Oh, baby girl are gonna name her Adam. I love it. Yeah, yeah. Oh,
baby
girl should be named Adam. Oh, isn't that it's so thank you so
much. That makes
it the first. Yes.
It must be yes. Because there's no pictures of any kids on
the card. Let me see the card. Let me see.
Oh my gosh, that was such a lovely gift. We just got it
yesterday.
Is she pregnant here? I don't think so.
No, she's doing may so she's
early. It's just getting started. Just yeah. Oh, you know
what? I bet she is going to be a cute kid.
I want to talk about another gift that I got too. So we get
this this gift in the mail. Thank you, honey, what was this?
It says I know it's not wine, but it will help get every last
drop out of those tubes. I love this thing and you are the only
person in my life who can fully appreciate this also made in the
USA from Jenny Vinson and what it is it's a two Bringer
see you Oh yeah.
Cuz you know I'm indeed Adam calls me Indiana all the time.
It's kind of looks like a like a small wrap. It looks like a bear
trap really. But you But you you clench a your tube in there,
whatever it is, and you roll the tubes of this moisturizing
face. And because that's me, I turn things over and I drive to
Adam crazy. I know it does, but he does that deals with me so
this is an an I appreciate this even more the tube ringer. It's
so typical American Gill mechanical company Eugene,
Oregon, USA. God bless you guys. This is this is this is true
American.
Anything that Jenny for sure. Love this.
Love this thing. Are you a gene I take that yeah, that's that
you can fill that out. This is a survey, right? You can run to
them. You'll do that. This is I tube ringer.com There you go.
This is the kind of stuff it's like my wallet. You know, I love
that this is American ingenuity to me. Isn't that lovely? We
created the toothpaste too, because you know that's an
American invention. And then we created the ringer to get a
laugh out of it. That's a great gift
that speaking my love language you take a picture of that and
put that on. Yes. I love that. That was very kind so do you
want to go into cork? soakers Yeah, we
can do hello everybody. Now
it's time to heat from the cold some good
a lot. So
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So what do you have on your list over there?
I've been through my list I've got I've done everything. I've
got one thing you got one thing it's how can that
be? I know how long how long are we going?
There must be well we got a couple more minutes Allison's we
made a love connection. Not so sure the connection we made yet
but we haven't.
We finally made the connection Tommy, the landscaper and Alison
the teacher who got bit by Phoebe, we finally made the
connection.
How did you do this? This just came to us because this was off
the table and then it came back again.
Tommy was here he was here watering the junipers that we
just planted telling me about how you gave him the finger. On
your text message. He said he wanted to be on the show and he
said you gave him the finger said he was your husband's mean
to me. Okay, Adam and Tommy banter
back and forth. We aren't goodbyes. We're good buddies.
So he was telling me about his date that he had in San Antonio
and how he basically ignored her and she ended up leaving. And
then
I think she was built to be not quite sure what was going
on now. But when he came to plant the Juniper, he was
talking about his date who ended up he only saw him in the neck
up and then when finally better. She was on the dating app. She
was not quite not quite represented the way that he
thought she was like
my first my first my first Tinder date was 49.
She keeps getting shorter every time you tell the story. She
literally came
in I don't want those cards a clown card. Fiat 500 with a
whole bunch of people I rolled out,
keep the story keeps keeps getting shorter shorts. Really,
really be like
she was half my size. A little person. Let's just put it this
way. She could have easily gone to the Game of Thrones audition?
No, she wasn't a little person was too close. She was very,
very and not like tiny. Just
yeah, people. Adam was on Tinder for one for a brief moment.
But enough about last month.
So we've been together for 17 years.
Tommy's like,
hey, wait a minute. No, no, let me back up.
He called me back channels me on this shit. You know that right?
Yes. But I said
it. Michael, let me show you the awesome. Let me show you. He's
like, Oh, she's really cute. She's really, really cute. And I
said she is cute. She's got cute. She's, you know in shape.
She's the same age, aren't they? No, she's
59. And he's 60. How old? Is he? 62. Yeah. So I said, Tom, I need
picture a picture. You need to send Adam picture he sent
me these pictures. I got here's a Rough Rider look at. Well, but
they got on the phone. They're connected. And right away. They
were clashing, of course because you know, I think she said,
Well, you let me talk.
They have both. They both have strong personalities.
This is either going to be the best match made in heaven. Or
worse.
You kept saying, Oh, I don't this is not good. This is not
going
to friends and a landscaper.
Why are you putting this self fulfilling prophecy out there?
Why are you doing that? No self fulfilling
until it's self fulfilling. It was just the prophecy.
I don't know. It could be the you know, who knows? So I sent
her his picture and she's like, it's worth a try. If anything,
we'll be friends. He
is worth a try. Tommy is a good guy. He's a really. He's a solid
guy. And I think he's very Yeah, but he's really charming.
He's so funny. He's like, Yeah, Tina, your your husband's mean
to me.
We saw him the other day he came by and he was not in his
regular. We
talked about that. Yeah, right. Who are you?
Pretty good, actually. Are you? I lose track of what we talked
about.
We'll have to we'll keep up with the Tommy and Alison. Yeah,
well, man. Yes. Yes. keep you all informed about how it's
going. This is really my first matchmaker. I've never really
I've never really matched people. So no, it could be
whole business. Yeah. It's a whole new business opportunity
for you matchmaker.
Yeah. I was thinking the other night about how we met. How we
how we came together. The good story.
We sold the story. Yeah,
I know. I was just thinking about it the other night like,
oh, yeah, I remember when he asked me a bunch champagne.
No, no, that's that's not how we met and came together. That's
how I that was our third date. Yes. I'm like, third date time
people. Have you seen my stripper pole?
That's right. When Adam when I went to his apartment, second
date. So second day, we went out for sushi. And then afterwards,
we walked back to his apartment. And we went to his apartment and
there's a stripper pole in the middle of this apartment. Now,
Mike, what the what the? This was, so
it gets even better when I say oh, that's my daughter's. That's
even funnier, because my daughter's stripper pole.
But what I was thinking of what I was thinking about was at the
time that we were texting back and forth. We hadn't gone out on
our date.
I know exactly where this is going. I know this one time
you call me. Bedtime. The one time you called me. And you call
me at 11 o'clock at night
so Adams talking to me on the phone 11 o'clock at night, I'm
working. I'm a professional Mike. This guy. This guy is a
partier. This guy is out there he is going to the yellow rose,
living it up with the cigs phone, and he's smoking from a
bong and I hear the water. This is what a year played again.
This is what I hear.
With a lighter flicking to write you heard that part too? Like
this is an actual recording from seven years ago. It's
like, Hey, man, I'm thinking.
And who am I now?
Look at you. You're Mr. Energetic. You have a you have a
task list. I looked over your task list. And you know what I
saw that warmed my heart immensely.
What was that your prayer lists?
You had a prayer? Prayer list?
Yes. I learned this from Dave. Dave, my
heart. I fell more in love with you. When I saw that. He smoked
the bomb. On the phone call the first and only phone call he had
when
you're dating. You saw my tanks.
I saw your prayer list. I do have
a prayer list and so beautiful.
Something that Dave Dave taught me. Oh, do you have a prayer
list? I said no one's apparently said, Oh, man, you got to put
people in your prayer list because you can't keep track of
him after a while. I'm like, Oh, that's a good idea.
And then anybody who just pops into your head, like, you know,
when you Oh, no,
I just I just call them right away. Yeah, no, I've learned the
Liturgy of the little things. I've learned all of
this anyway. So even though you were sucking on a bomb, I have a
prayer list. I fell in love with you.
Alright, Johnny's anything else that I'm done. I love you so
much.
I love you.
I look forward to two more weeks and then we'll do another show.
Okay, I'll be here date. It's a date.