And she can keep in mind. Everything's fine. You got all
that you need Karianna keeper Yeah.
Jerry gray the keeper for September 14 2022. Episode 21
Hello, my queen.
Hello my love.
Hello.
I'm sober
Yes, yes, yes, yes, this is this is very, very sad. The entire
format of the show was based around wine and you've broken
for me.
I know. I know Andrew cheers me anyway. Oh yes. Cheers
me. Well, no first we cheers and then we'll discuss what we're
drinking. Okay, here's to you, Donnie. Cheers, baby. Huh? What
are you drinking?
I'm drinking drinking
your drink. You're already drunk. I don't want to put you
in a wineglass and I am drinking very sad. What is this? Did this
cost more than $11? Castle Rock, Castle Rock? Isn't it like a
movie production company from Willamette Valley. Your favorite
beaches is Rob Reiner. Yes. Wine. I'm telling you potatoes
like it. Willamette Valley. Ass. Valley. I
just picked it up. You know, for everyday wine. I was like, You
can't touch the wine that we got. Because that's for the
show.
Oh my God. Every every bottle has a sticker.
Yes. Let's talk about that. Okay,
well has has a little here's the one drink this one with the big
arrow first.
Adam, two drinks everyday securing the domain name. Not
drinking on the show to try and ruin att.com. Because of my my
hiatus, I'm not drinking wine.
No, I did not register that.
So lo and behold, of course. We received many gifts of wine. We
receive more bottles from Tiffany and Rob. And then we
receive two bottles from Christina Henry. And several
people have sent us labels of which I want to read. I've got a
whole pile of stuff.
This kind of this kind of passed me by like I didn't realize that
this. Were you talking about this in Instagram or we only
talked about on the show briefly.
Oh, yeah, we talked about it on the show. About how you drink.
You drink the wine. And you weren't supposed to drink? Oh,
what was it a bottle from somebody and you weren't
supposed to drink it? It was for the show. And so Oh, Brian, of
course the smart aleck videos sent.
Oh, of course, rivals your girlfriend.
Any girl Friday
and he
thought he'd be really cheeky and send us some burn cream
because he thought he really burned me with the with the clip
that he has,
is going to be so disappointing when Brian puts a lot of effort
into something that I'm just not going to use. Yes. That's how it
goes man just Brian you're funny by yourself, man. Don't do bits
don't be writing stuff
to you. So anyway, I wanted to tell you the Baron of Old Bay
sent these beautiful stickers for our wine bottle. Yeah, that
was actually one of the pieces of art that I had created
the ATK on it
it's no it's it's the actual image of one of our writers. It
says Tina curry and production staff dear
Oh hold on a second. In a week or two this is going to be
Phoebe and the keeper is in the background
this is great. Dear Tina and staff yeah got
it. Haha.
I hope this correspondence finds finds you well, your producer
fill in his name for me. Oh God, hurtful has evangelize the value
for value model on the show and others. Here are some stickers
to use on the wine bottles you intend to save for the show. We
don't want those bottles for the show consumed away from the
studio. Don't send water or blankets, just cash. So I'm
doing that too. And he generously sent $50 in cash
before I go. It's always a good day when the show appears in my
feed, love and let the Baron of obey. I know you're out of town
and I took a picture of it and sent it to you and it said
Where was I?
Were you? I don't know. Are you worried? Were you in Dallas?
Maybe? No,
I don't know. When I was in Dallas. Oh, maybe
you read your haircut or something? Or maybe you weren't
anywhere?
Where Whatever. Hey, where's my husband? I'm whatever you got. I
got I got stickers. Who cares about Yes.
So we got the we got stickers from Brian of course like I said
no. And then the Baron sent it and then also Christina Henry
when Christina Henry was here last week, and she brought us
two beautiful bottles of wine which you are not allowed to
touch until after my hiatus and then she brought us labels to
and she also brought a little metal A tag that says drink. So
those are the ones you can drink. Yeah.
I've lost complete control over my kingdom here. I haven't I do
not control the alcohol is. Well, you know, it's very nice.
I love that people are doing this I love that they're sending
us bottles of wine to test. I was looking for buy change
phones, I thought I had to, cuz I sent a picture of the four
bottles that Rob and Tiffany sent. I sent a picture to
Divorce Act to see what he would say. He was really snarky, but I
found the other photo. Sorry. Okay, it was like, whoa, this
and that. And some unknown Italian.
Robert I'm sure it's lovely. And that's why I don't want you to
drink it by yourself. No.
Horrible. You're gonna wait. So wait until 2024 time. Oh, it's
November 17. It's 64 days. You can do it. You can do it.
By the way right off the bat. The dirty Jersey horn boosted us
and I'll just might as well just do it because I would do the
booster Graham sheet for today. Okay. 19,760 SATs Bicentennial
boosts with a trailing zero enjoy the sparkling water Mrs.
Cooper. Thank you all for today. Y'all be good. And he said he
wanted a droopy boost. Oh, which I think I have a droopy you
know, droopy, loose, loose.
That's my favorite. I just wanted to read one other email
too along this lines of you being my producer, which is I
love that joke. But so this is from Jeff monks. And he said
Dear podcast professional and producer
just has to stop.
We have enjoyed listening to Korean the keeper from the
beginning and following along in your adventure adjusting to a
new and better lifestyle in the country. But the woeful tale of
your failed garden pains us oh yeah, we have a small nursery
business where Who is this? Jeff monks and Jennifer warts don't
say
Don't they have? Don't say Happy frog frog farm. I think that's
by Kerviel. That's, that's in Hill
Country. Caveman. McMahon, Texas. Yeah, I
think that's near Kerbal I think so. Yes. Yeah.
But they I just thought it was funny because they said do your
podcast professional and
we all got the joke baby and
and their former Midwesterners, which I love. And so they know
how to garden in Texas. So I'm going to definitely take them up
on their
we should go to their winery. They have a winery, they got a
whole rant
winery. Squeaky frog doesn't say that they do. I think
they donated to no agenda. Oh, did they? Yeah, squeaky frog
farm. But I think so
they I think they've been listening for for a long time
because as his email, his email says, he says in here about the
garden. The good news is fall season is coming up. And it's
generally much much easier to grow productive garden in the
latter part of the year around these parts. Not as easy as
growing a plastic succulent, so pretty easy.
Oh, no, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. They have broccoli,
brussel sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, herbs, leaf greens,
I would just love to go out there just to get educated
because we were just flying by our pants with this and we had
no idea what we're doing. So Jeff and Jennifer, I'm going to
take you up on that for sure. I'm going to do that on
a second. Let me I'm pretty sure that this is near Kerrville let
me just check. I have the address. Now. Let me see. It is
is it anywhere? I have no idea where I am. It's near wizard
Ville there's a place called wizard Ville it's in wizard
Ville.
It's MC man. MC m h eight.
Wizard real road. I'm sorry McMahon, Texas. Where is it? I
would Lockhart oh I see it. Okay. Oh, now it's a way in the
other side. So it's this it's west east of San Marcos. Oh,
east of Lockhart. Oh, nice trip east of Dale. Oh, shit. It
sounds a Houston.
Overnight. overnight trip sounds like fun. Yeah. So anyone I
would
love to learn about Yeah, I'd love to learn about that. Let's
do that. Let's just talk for a second about why this is all
going on. Because it may be people who are new to the show.
And those are lucky number 21. Big episode. Oh, yes. Is it? But
is it? I don't know. It's number 21. Yeah, you're doing the 75
hardship? Yes, I
started.
This is I mean, this has changed our lives. In fact, I am
starting a support group for spouses of the 75 hard people
like the pod people
isn't that difficult on you
know, it's different. We will get to that in a moment. First,
let's talk about your success.
So we started the program last Sunday, September 4, and it has
not been bad at all. It's been it's a 15
or 16. Together.
And we all communicate on this app called Geneva and it's great
because we're just sharing ideas and supporting one another and
it's It's just lovely to be able to share successes and people
cheer us on and it's it's great and so yeah, so started on
Sunday and do my two workouts a day reading my 10 pages reading
my drinking my gallon of water. Eating a healthy diet and I feel
great. I feel energized and I feel great.
What does that oh come from you something
my phone is ringing.
Oh, your phone is is killing the vibe. Do you need to answer it?
No, just just hand it over here I'll put it away for some reason
interacting Okay, so this is what I love. I think already
said this. I see all the excitement in your face. You
have mission you have I mean you have drive. It's like I got a
new wife.
Oh, a new improved wife or just no known New
wife new and improved and upgrade.
Happier you know of course
happy wife happy life. I mean, we have a great life. But you
know you were kind of withering away at the at the job and it
just wasn't exciting. You just didn't have the passion. You
just tried to find the passion that you have for this is just
unbelievable. I love seeing it and we eat you know, hamburgers
and steaks for breakfast. I'm trans. All kinds of cool. Yeah,
this is like raw, right? This is okay. I like this. Would you
like a burger for breakfast? Yeah. Well, who wouldn't?
Well, after talking to Texas slim and doing a lot of
research, I've been trying to do this animal based diet, which is
actually going pretty well. So it's a little modified. It's not
100%
But that's not part of the program. Everyone is eating
their thing and right. And so So the deal is if you miss it, just
I'm gonna spit this back. I just make sure I know what it's like
because you know, I am. Ultimately I'm part of the gang.
I guess because you hear all
the police shows? Yeah, I know about everyone's story. I know
everyone's trials and tribulations and you know, I
haven't. Anyway, so you do 45 inside 45 outside exercise. 10
pages. gallon of water. No sugar, no alcohol, no cheat
days,
right on a daily progress picture.
And it's day 21 is the big day for your husband when he gets
finally sees you again. 27. Baby, how do you feel about
yourself? Okay, Tina has a hang up about weight. I do not know
what she weighs. I've never know what she weighs. I have no. I
would never ask. I'm also not allowed to pick her up. I've
never hoisted her off the ground. I'm not allowed to bring
her over the threshold of any of the multiple homes. We have
dwelled. And I'm okay with
moving in this home. You go. Can I ask you a question? I go, No.
I just have a thing with that.
And that's fine. And that's fine. And I know that the way
you determine if you're happy is if you how your clothes fit or
certain you have like certain standardized clothes and have
these blue jeans fit in a certain way that it's good or
not. Yeah. How is it feeling?
Great. Absolutely great. I don't I don't weigh myself. So I don't
know how much I weigh. But I can tell the difference in my Klout.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure. How could you not I mean,
I'm eating so clean. I'm exercising twice a day. I'm
drinking. I'm flushing out any impurities.
Here's another benefit. You're also completely on my bathroom
schedule. Yes. My wife and I poop at the same time we never
used to do.
You have really had to go there.
Yeah, you bet. This is fantastic. Like this. What's so
interesting. We went out to dinner. Yeah, you're hilarious.
There we are. We were out to dinner. And I said to Adam, I
go, I'm gonna poop. No. I'll shut up. I said, Do you want
dessert? He goes, Do you want dessert? I looked at him like
really?
Oh, no, no, no, you were really mean the other day? Oh, yeah. It
was Saturday. And I forget, we just put the Sonos system
together. Right, right. The whole solar system, which I put
this whole thing together and, and you know, it's Saturday and
we're kind of mucking around. Go and a team says, let's open a
bottle of champagne. I'm like, Yeah, man. I can't believe that.
I was jumping. I was like, I was like, oh, yeah, it's like, like
in the beginning. Yes. In the beginning, where I put a ring on
it. Yes. Exactly. Like, yeah, the spokesman. campaign.
So it's going well, it really is. And you know, I didn't allow
Brian in our group.
No, we talked about this. Of course you can. Brian. He's
because he's
not serious. And he he thinks he's serious, but he's not. So
apparently he's doing he's creating a video about his
rejection from the group. So yes, so I can't wait to see this
video. I will share it with everybody. But anyway, it's
going well, and I pray Get your support. And I appreciate the
whole group support. It's been fantastic.
I love it. I love seeing our hearing about everybody's
progress is doing so
well to so proud of her. Yes. And I this is, this is huge for
her and I'm so so happy for her. Yeah. So yeah, so that's why I'm
not drinking wine, but it's only until November 17. And then only
I'm back at it.
Only 6060 for more than a month after tax day.
64 days, baby.
Well, I do kind of miss you drinking.
You do on the show. Oh, yeah, me too. I'm nowhere else
really? You don't really drink? I
don't drink a lot. Have a glass with dinner. I was showing an
edible.
Oh, interesting. Would you like I got one here? No. I got
edibles. I got. I got Altoids I got a 38 special. Yeah, I
was fine. So yeah, the last time? Well, when we had the show
the last time we were getting ready for your birthday. Adam
had a birthday.
Yes, thank you all so much. For those you said something to the
PIO box. We are moving, we're gonna move our Pio box. And it's
not that I don't like the PIO box in Austin. But holy crap
that I even like the people at the post office. I know them
all, Bobby and Miranda and but it's such a horrible
organization. And you go to pick something up. And inevitably the
box is full and there's stuff to pick up or to sign for it. And
it's 1015. Waiting in line system. That's a little at the
door with a little window. Yes. That closes after each client.
Okay, close. Yes. It's like no, no, no, this is 2022. This is
not okay. So thank you. If you sent something I didn't see it
yet.
Yeah, so what did you get prepared?
I was gonna get okay.
Sorry, I'm just trying to keep my producer on his toes.
So of course, it was just you and me. There was no one else. I
didn't really want to do anything else. 58 we're kind of
numbers that it's not special. Oh, no special number. But it's
just all I want is, I want something from our girls.
Everyone sent me a beautiful text. That's nice. And then of
course, came the fun because now this was the day before you're
going to start the 75 hearts. So we're going to indulge a bit
with so my favorite foods,
which, but I wanted to say I got up at five o'clock in the
morning to blow up balloons and hang them for you. I know
because my eyes were crossed.
You're the better person.
You did for me too. Yeah,
but I was gonna Okay, okay. Hold on. Okay, I'm sorry. I mean, you
know, now he's kind of like, it's like, it's like a dreamy
show yourself. So I'm trying to make make sure that was clear.
So Tina worked really hard on my birthday. So um, I mean, I mean,
my birthday, I might not have even have been born. If Tina
hadn't gotten up and done all this stuff. Just the Time
Machine wouldn't have worked out. Thank you, darling. Because
you also made me meatloaf mashed potatoes corn. And and this was
the best part. Tina said Bucha. Would you like a special
dessert? And like, yeah, sure that sounds great. And says, how
about a banana vanilla wafer cream pie trifle, and which I've
never had, but I was like, waiting. This is a day before
your 75 hearts. Like I think she might want to have a banana. So
I'm like, Yeah, sure. Sure. Sure. This just sounds great.
And then on the day, and you spent hours working on this was
an hours, you spent hours again, you had the whole the whole
glass thing and everything. And the you put it into our
beverages fridge and you say, don't turn that off. Because I
often turn it off because it's so loud sometimes that my
hearing aids Yes. If I want to hear you would just you know,
just annoyed by it. Something goes on just the wrong time. And
this is when I was working on the Sonos speakers. Was it? Oh,
yes. Yeah. My birthday. Yeah, I was doing that for you. Yes. And
I was because I had these speakers. I hadn't set them up
yet. And Tina spears.
Yeah, he sure that was on your birthday.
That was the day before?
I don't remember. Gosh, I don't think anyway, you turned off the
for some radio.
I guess what? There it is. I turned off the
cooler trifles in the cooler. Yeah.
And and you got really mad at me. Because you've got
I've only had it off for 15 No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no. You said How long has it been? I don't know.
30 minutes.
And then you turn it on? It's 62 degrees in the cooler. I know
that is not 30 but
didn't know because I was completely doing the Sonos thing
and I've just lost track of time. I'm sorry. I turned it off
because I was trying to do it all for you. This is what I was
trying to communicate.
I don't think you were doing you were you were
mad at me. You were at the desert was ruined. Oh no. You
claim it's ruined. It's not gonna get I mean, what is the
eggs in there? No, but it's you Zululand well, because I do very
emotional about I'm sorry. I gotta I gotta say it. Yeah.
Well, I didn't want your I didn't want your
day ruined.
I didn't want my trifle that I was gonna enjoy.
You don't understand. I plan this thing for the whole week. I
like for my birthday. Yes, the plan this I flew a blue three.
Anyway, turns out it was really good. Very rich. And of course
you only had one serving then I had a couple day the day.
It was entirely too much. Yeah. Oh my goodness. I don't know.
It's so I think about this. We've talked about this before
with the mug bang how these girls eat this. I could only eat
one serving of that dessert. I don't know how people can eat a
lot of dessert. Oh,
nasty. Yeah. So anyway, and so then I got some really nice
gifts to new shirts.
That was a filler gift.
I see. I don't continue to do that. I like these shirts. You
get me the untucked shirts, which I really enjoy. And what's
interesting is I'm colorblind, I'm deaf. I got tourists.
Amazing. You hang out with me. And so twice, I put on a shirt
that I thought was the new shirt. And you go, don't you
like your new shirts, you can buy new shirts. And I was
wearing an old shirt. I swear to God, I thought it was one of the
new shirts. Yes. And then Tina says, by the way. Have you
noticed that your old one is gone? What? I had a favorite.
And it was that Tina hated this. She she hates it. I don't know
why you should explain it to me. She hates the shirt so bad. I
would change before she came home. Just so she didn't see me
in the shirt. Because the first thing would be like, and then
would you say, Oh, I threw it out. You just threw it out. You
felt that because you would purchase two new shirts,
hangers.
What's unbelievable, I needed a hanger. So I just threw out your
shirt.
I didn't throw it out. I put it in the donation pile.
What I would love to understand when
you knew it, you didn't even know until I told you I swear to
you I
thought a couple times. I thought man this thing has been
in the laundry cycle for a long time. Where did I go? Did I miss
place that I did think about it for a moment. I think we should
take a picture of it before you donate it. And I'd like to know
really what is it that offends you so much about flannel?
Yeah, you know, just like the jeans that you don't like that
are at my ankles. It's the same thing. You just don't like that.
So yeah, so I can throw those out next time. I can turn them
into Oh, I'm sorry. I was drying off my car. Oh, I'm sorry. This
was a sheet of shitty high water jeans of yours.
I'm sorry. I was okay. I'll pull the shirt out. Put it back in
the closet.
No, please. No, no, I'd rather rip up your jeans.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't apologize. You
got two new shirts last you didn't even know they were
missing until I told you.
I believe me. I was gonna ask eventually. Because you have a
habit of throwing my shit out. I do. Oh man. What
else did I throw out?
You thrown out stuff that you didn't like? Oh, he's of art
pictures. He like throw that out. It was just a piece of
shit.
I pull out anything that has a hole in it, too. I'm like
that's.
Yeah, no, but I did. I did get away with wearing the Apollo 11
film crew. Moon Landing film crew t shirt a little bit longer
even though it had quite a hole in it. Yep. So so sad about
that. I love that T shirt. Yeah. All right. So then, and now I
know why I wasn't allowed to look at the boxes when they were
delivered. This is this anyone who knows me knows this is a
great gift. Christina was like I was perfect for you that a 20
foot flagpole and an American flag and Texas State Flag. Yay.
I'm so adamant. Because if you would have looked out the door
and saw this 20 You would have known right away
what it would have been ham radio antenna. Oh my god, I
really didn't marry the right woman. fishing pole. I don't
think I'm hearing the right well.
You had casually mentioned that you wanted a telescope. And so I
reached out to mark calm like Oh, no. And he sends me these
links. And that's like a
never ending story. You have no idea why I wouldn't know either.
Right? Well, we were just laying in the in the in the back. And I
looked up and I was like, telescope. Oh, that's right.
Looking up at the sky. At the sky. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.
And yes, in addition to this, tickets to go see Dave and Kate.
Yeah, David Foster and his child bride Catherine McKenna
child is true. She's got to be half his age. She's 7072 I think
she was she was a bombshell was that the name of the TV? Show
mash bombshell Smith a bombshell was the show in Smash. Oh, what?
Oh, yeah, maybe the show in the show. I think you're
right. I think you're right. Yeah. Yeah. So we're gonna we're
gonna go see them and
David Foster wrote,
oh my gosh. All right. Thanks for Celine. five songs. I have
no idea. What did he write any Whitney Houston song?
Oh, hell yeah.
So she's going to prove I'm assuming she's going to perform
all those. She's an amazing singer.
Is she? Oh, she's good. Yeah. Beautiful. She's got like a,
like, more like a musical kind of singer. I mean, can she
really get into the soul of it? We'll see. Here let me see What
songs did she write? Did she write did he write Oh, my
goodness. Is Wikipedia is 8000 pages long. But yeah, all of the
Whitney Houston stuff. Did Dolly Parton stuff hauling out stuff?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's Earth Wind and Fire. I mean, Dion.
Well, of course Dionne Warwick but you know, that goes back to
80s. So do you Celine Dion should
be good time.
What do you do? Boo bleh. Diana Krall something for Bryan Adams.
Really? Should be great. It's a small theater. I like that.
Totally. Totally small theater. Yeah.
Oh yeah. No that big.
That's totally that's right up right up, man. I love that.
Thank you so much. I
understand welcome. I really do. Was it a good birthday?
It was a great person. Yeah.
Did you really like the dessert or have you just but
no, I really liked the dessert. Yeah, no, I mean, I can only eat
that three days in a row. I don't like to dessert. I've had
enough that was
the childhood favorite of mine. So thank you for letting me
indulge.
Kidding me and even after this thing is gone for a week pinos
like you can still get those Nilla Wafers and just slice them
tomato on there. And I mean that was that was that was the Rachel
version of the of the from trifle? Yeah, yeah. Pa. So that
was good. Yeah, I was really good. And yeah, what else
happened since then? Couple of did we. I wanted to mention, we
went to went to Austin, yesterday. And we, and we met
with like an annual annual lunch we do with the executive
director of Ronald McDonald House chairs, or they call it
Executive Director. We call it CEO. She was the
executive director got promoted to executive director. Nobody.
She's the head of the ship.
She wasn't she always?
Yeah, but her title was executive director moved up to
see okay.
All right. Well, so she CEO, as you should do that. She's always
just to see Yeah. And so of course, that's where Tina
worked. And we've that's, that's our forever charity. So we
support them with whatever we can. And, man, it was a little
disheartening that, to hear that, you know, trying to raise
was it
2030 $30 million campaign they're trying to add on to the
house,
they're full, they're full, you know, I mean, they have a
waiting list.
And the average stay for families is 40. Nights
went from Nine Nights to 4040 Nights, two reasons. One, they
have two new, hotshot pediatric doctors, surgeons. So a lot of
people come for specialized cases, which have longer longer
stays. But of course, Tesla, Apple, Facebook, Google, Oracle,
all of them have come in not, there's no one has been able to
connect with these companies who are bringing in 1000s of
families who will need the Ronald McDonald House. But these
people that are all controlled from California, these local
offices, they don't, they may have it eventually, but they
don't have a local outreach of local government, you know, like
community type thing, at least not that I'm aware of. It's a
travesty, because they're gonna have kids, and they're going to
need the services and now it's not going to be available for
them.
It'd be really nice if Elon Musk opened his checkbook and gave
them
I just think it should be a 10 kids. Hello. I know. It should
just be apples. Apple has an arm that does this as does Tesla.
And yeah, if it was gonna go Oh, Elon, please give us fuck that.
Yeah, yeah, but this should be in their plans. I don't
understand why it's not in their plan. I don't know either. Okay.
Anyway, that was my passionate plea. I'll do it on no agenda
again tomorrow. hoping that someone will hear it,
but I don't miss going to Austin at all. Do
you know? It's although Hanks
it was a nice rush. Oh, yeah. Like yeah, it's been there for a
while. It's been there since I don't think I've ever been
there. Yeah, I've been there a couple times. Yeah, it was nice.
But oh my gosh, I'm we're just so settled into going to Austin.
We skirts. Yeah, we were in Austin, but we didn't really
other than stop at the post office. And then we just drove
right home. Yeah. So three hour commute for an hour and a half
lunch. Yeah. So
not standing in line at the PIO box. Exactly. No, I don't miss
it. No, I don't and all the stories I hear and then the know
that the actual gym were used to work out on your house that
there was a guy carjack two cars shot in the cars. 630
in the morning. Yeah, it's the neighborhood. By the grace of
God.
Sometimes it's 630 You were there sometimes I never went
there that early. Early. Yeah. Not that early. But yeah. Oh my
gosh, that's crazy. Crazy. So. So what else what else you got
on your
list? Well, I do have a couple things we went to see. Sorry.
You said getting your face shape. Yeah. You don't like the
smell?
I don't like I don't like it.
Was the smell like to you? Garbage. No, really? I like
garbage.
I just don't I just doesn't agree with me the scent. I don't
like it. Well,
I'll talk to my my vape professional, okay. It's
something different. My wife doesn't like the smell.
I blow it in her face. And so I like
to do it. I'm sorry. I mean, my element. I just blew it out and
then went the wrong way. We went to see, Zach, my dentist. Oh,
yes, very great experience was very traumatic at the same time.
Here's how it goes. We got this. Now. This is the moment where
Zach has done. So we've had been to the periodontist all the
evaluation, they've had contact now they're working with a lab
that's like I got a whole team. And so he is going to discuss
what the options are. And then show the mockups.
Yes. Wow. And I had to go because I said she you cannot
have horsey.
What she meant was, you can't look pretty nice to me, we have
to slip up a little, a little a little on the down.
I'm like I'm gonna have to whiten my teeth now next to him.
So, so he has these these pictures printed out like you
know, a picture of like an actual picture of me with the
with the new teeth in the picture. Yeah, I loved it. I was
like, Oh, this is gonna be great. And then he says now
let's talk about some of these things. And on the screen on the
wall, he brings up this like, 8k high def of my janky as smelly
mouth. You know, like with with the thing in there that spread
your gums up and Tina's just looking at that like I married
that I would like do that. Oh, gross was I said turn it off.
Turn it off. Did you see the hygienist from the next office
came by to see if it was okay. What was going off man? She
Bowgun her out.
I was horrified where you really?
See that's what I'm worried about her like she never gonna
do you want to? You've been kissing me a little a little
differently since your mouth is a little more closed.
Oh, baby don't smile. Like calm it down.
Could you keep your mouth closed a little more when you
Oh, man, no. Oh my gosh. Once they do this, it's going to be
Gorgeous. Gorgeous. And then
there's also the option we can just take it all out and you get
a whole new thing. He says but I'll have you know that food may
not taste the same.
Not taste. No, he's feel that texture.
He said that you can actually through your real teeth. Some of
the taste also comes to the teeth. Yeah. He told about his
other foodie client who said yeah, I really did ruin a bit of
my the whole taste not just the feeling but also the taste.
They're living. So we're gonna save as many as possible. Yes.
Yeah, I think it's gonna be so cool.
Yeah, it will Yes, it's gonna be beautiful. It's gonna be
beautiful. And I'm gonna take video of you when you come out
of anesthesia
that's what I'm so freaked about that.
I know because you've never been you've never been put under ever
No, I don't know what it is. I've never had a broken bone.
This is this so cute. Tina's like we were in bed the other
night. Just so wrong. You have nothing smoke you drink just do
not exercise. You don't have any aches or pains no aches you have
no pains. You're always happy I don't like you. I can say
that's true. Maybe it's your just your sunny disposition just
keeps you healthy. karimun
we live to be no I think 94 to 98 is kind of arranged. Yeah,
yeah. But I listened to the other curry men who came before
him like Grandpop says don't start with coffee right away in
the morning. Have some tea first. So if I'm doing that now
if I'm really technically it should be tea with milk, but
it's okay. Yeah. Now he said no, don't don't go straight for the
coffee. You know, go take it easy with tea. And and I think
he said you should drink shabbily until you're at least
at five. Oh, really? He had a bottle hit a judge with glee. Oh
yeah, he had a hit. go for like it was
the real popular one was called. I can't remember and the big jug
yellow Gallo. I
don't know if it was that but he had in the I mean, this is a
while ago and he would actually put it over his shoulder like a
he'll be like a jug and pour it into the glass. Yeah. Oh my God.
He was. He loved his Chablis.
Oh, hilarious. You're drinking tea in the morning. I'm slamming
water. Yeah, like slam and trying to get for
111 cup of tea and then I'll have coffee. And then I've been
drinking a lot more water because of you. Yeah, that's
good. Yeah, that's really good. I'm so proud of you. I mean,
it's so nice to see you. Oh, come in union. And you're you're
not like crazy tired. Otherwise,
no, I, in the middle of the afternoon after my second.
We were both couch, the dogs on the couch underneath the couch
news news and worse news. And yeah, it was like to be semi
retired. Yeah, that's nice. It's nice.
Although, you know, this is our exit strategy. This very show.
Yes, this is.
This is how I am a podcast professional. So yeah, the best.
I did want to mention, though, that you said to me, about four
years ago, I did a challenge with orange theory. And you
said, you notice I didn't put a ring on it until you drop the
weight. Oh,
that was total joke. I said, Wait, what total joke had to be
there.
I'm putting that on my list.
But listen, you know, it's like the third time I want to get it
right. Make sure everything's
cool. It's the last time
last time the best time and the last time
you go. I remember. Yes.
So yes, let's Phoebe. We bought her little booties. We did.
Yeah. Because she slipped
slide and we know what happened is slow. That's right, Texas
slim. The traveler came through. And he stayed overnight. And now
it's Phoebe now. I mean, I when slim rings a door I just opened
the door. Phoebe goes right out barks. You know, Kristalina
doesn't care. And then she came in and she's like, Sure. And she
was going
crazy. crazier than she had before. With Right, right,
because I let her go straight straight away. And then her rear
legs splayed out on the cement floor. It's what it's she was I
think it was more embarrassment. She was gone. Like I didn't
really intimidate him with my barking and that move was
just like she did the splits. Yeah, poor thing.
So I was like, oh, you
know what, we need to find her little booties. So I bought her
these little booties that have rubber like little rubber pads
on them. And I put them on her and she kind of lifted her legs
funny. But then she was walking around in
there. Why don't we take them off?
I thought they were too hot on her pod and look very pleased. I
took a picture of her and posted. She had a smile on her
face. But I think
so. Yeah.
So I just tried them once. But we have them you
have really taken to the dog. Yeah, much more so than in the
beginning. You think so? Oh, very much. So. Yeah. Yeah.
She follows me around during that
whole baby googoo gaga speaking in tongues talk. She loves it.
Yeah,
she has a helicopter tail. Now.
It's like she's crazy about you, except when I'm
walking her down on Duderstadt and she grabs the deer hoof in
her mouth,
man, that thing. We dealt with that for three days, the deer
and I
pried it out of her mouth twice. I pried it out of her mouth. And
you made a good point. You're like, you shouldn't do that.
Because if she slept, she clamps down on your hand. And I didn't
think about that. I mean, she's got a pretty, pretty good
Oh, she can do 1000s of pounds of pressure to crumble it. Oh my
gosh. So I was like, drop it. Drop it. She wouldn't. And then
of course she couldn't. She couldn't crunch it. So she had
to drop it eventually. And then like, what is it and it was
literally a deer hoof. Like a severed deer hoof, dude, and so
I kicked it into the grass. Got it the next day. Yeah. And then
you threw it away and then I and then she went, I mean she
sniffed that shit out right away. Now now it's gone. Yes.
She still went for a second there today. No, it's not.
Because she threw it over the fence. But I mean, we just gave
her like scraps of beef. We had CNC cattle prime beef. She has a
wonderful life and yet oh Deerhoof
she has now she has now started following me to the garage when
I go to get in the car. This is great. today. We were going to
the grocery store and Adam said I just shipped leave my key that
she was asleep and she's like, What are you going?
Before we went to Austin yesterday we dropped her off for
a spa appointment. Yes, yes
spa appointment. She did not was not happy about that.
But she's a completely integrated part of the family.
We're gonna
have her a year next month already a year. It's crazy.
Absolutely crazy.
And would you say she's pretty much a perfect dog? Oh, she's
the best.
She's the best. Yeah, very appropriate for us. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. doesn't do much. Unless there's something afoot.
Yeah, and she's just sleeping right now. That's all she does.
asleep. She just sleeps. So
I'm off to Georgia. Yeah, on Friday. I'm excited about it.
Yeah, I'm excited about it took a while for Tina to get excited
because I thought Adam was gonna go and stay like in a tent
somewhere in some remote village. So
this is the beef initiative. This is the conference in
Bluffton, Georgia on beef. initiative.com. And let me just,
Oh, that's interesting. Beef initiative.com we get it right
with they're calling it the beef in a beef initiative food
intelligence Summit. Get it? Right. Ha. This is gonna be
good. This is Will Harris he's, I think he's the he's the main
guy there from the Bluffton. What's the name of the ranch?
You know what it's called? White Oak. white oak, white oak
pastures. Yeah. So and, you know, this is limbs deal. And I
already committed and I'm very excited to go Of course, I got
to fly early on Friday to Atlanta, and I got to drive
three hours to get there. So he was like, Well, you know,
there'll be a cabin for you. And, in my mind, honestly, I had
like, okay, you know, maybe like one of those campground Wi Fi.
That was saying, Oh, nice. I'll have Wi Fi. And then so I'm
looking it up so I can know where I'm going into white oak
pastures. And I show this to Tina. She's like, Oh my God.
It's fantastic. These are like little mini mansions.
I know. I almost kind of wish I was going back and the thing
that I said, Oh my gosh, they sponsor Paul Saladino, who is
the carnivore MDS podcast, because I hear him. I hear him
do their ads. So I knew right away when you said the name. I
initially thought you were just gonna go stay in a tent. I
really don't
understand how you ever thought I would actually stay in a tent.
You do know me a little bit, don't you?
Well, I mean him like a nice tent. But I didn't think I mean,
you're nice. You would never
know I would be like yo slim bro. This is not quite exactly
how am I going to do the show
and my 10 but trust me I trust my brother.
Yeah, so you're getting there Friday and you have to the the
event is on Saturday?
No, the event. It's three days. So people started arriving
Friday, Saturday and then Sunday. So Saturday is the main
full day and so I'm doing a talk Let me see who else is doing
this? I put it in the show notes so people can go take a look at
it. Oh, this is I will have the also have the heritage woman
panel. Oh, the group will discuss being a strong enough
woman to bring back natural health and clean eating into our
homes and families. Oh, Coco will discuss home birth and the
history of demonizing the all natural birth homeopathic
doctors of the past and the rise of the indoctrinated medical
schools and Big Pharma. No, this is not just some bunch of
hippies and some tents pay some serious shit
for the Weber Grill
we're not messing around with this ship. Professionals. Yeah,
I was Yeah, so that'll be that'll be a cool trip for
you. That's gonna be good. And then of course I do the show on
Sundays. I'll stay at the I'll stay at the at the cabin. And
then Monday I come back
Yeah. And then no traveling. We have no travel. I'm
Wow. I really don't want to go. I'm I'm even worried about this
trip.
Flight and it's early in the morning. And it's Atlanta most
the one coming home you need to worry about.
Thanks. Well, you are the one that has the experience on
you. Yeah, I'm telling you. So.
Once you got on your list there, baby. Gosh.
I went through a lot already. Well, Christina Henry came into
town. Yes. This was nice. She came in last Tuesday and
she was dressed as a stewardess. Yes. Flight Attendant attendant.
I'm sorry. She
works for Southwest Airlines and we became friends through the
show and we've been texting back and forth and she said she was
flying into San Antonio and rented a car and wanted to know
if I wanted to head out to dinner and so yeah, so it was
really a treat for her to come and spend some time Adam taught
her how to I think she's struggling with her
actually taught her how to do it. I think donate Satoshis
Yeah, yeah. But that was the first keeper meet up.
I know right? I was like oh hey, how you doing all right. We're
going to dinner Bay see around there's love Dover's
in the fridge dude.
She's delightful. Yeah. Very, very nice. She
purposely wore her opaque tights, her Southwest Airlines
dress and her cigar. Yeah. And
the Scarlet was complete. It was like all she needed was yeah,
she just needed to be waving like that with a hand. Like I
didn't even make that joke when she was here. I was quite proud
of myself. Yeah, yeah, there was some. I mean, I can remember I
wrote stuff down. There's always stuff that aviation people say
that's interesting. Yeah. I love that industry. I love the people
in the industry, they have a very dry your sense of humor,
because they all know, you know, inevitably, everything's gonna
be fucked up. And they're just used to dealing with situations.
In fact, that's what flight attendants do. They're supposed
to, they're not there to serve you your drinks. They're there
to deal with the situation that if your safety,
oh, my gosh, I can't imagine I cannot imagine. And she's been
working for them. I think 27 years and she's a 27. She says
she's never had an emergency landing. My Cool. Really? Yes, I
should tell at least that because then she'll be
missing at least I'll say, well, it's about time. She does.
Hope you didn't Jinx her, Christina. Yeah,
so that was really nice. Yeah, it was fun to see her. Yeah,
it was it was a lot of,
I think. Wait, what did I do? Did I not remember her name that
she got all mad about it?
Oh, she didn't get mad. At no agenda. When you call her
Christina pearl?
Well, that's what she wrote in that was her. Her nickname. I'm
just trying to keep everybody happy. It's very hard. I'm very
demanding job as a Podcast Producer. Yeah. Trying to keep
trying to keep everything.
Oh, yeah. So we're talking about the bridge.
No, I want to talk about this gift that you
got. Oh my gosh, yes. Oh, okay. So we got a gift. A gift.
Was this just for you? It doesn't matter. It's fine. I
think maybe it was. I think it was this is one this came in the
in the PIO box.
i Oh, gosh. name right. Was it from Sir by His grace? Yes. Yes.
Okay. So I received okay, I had talked about struggling reading
my Bible. Because I started with Genesis I couldn't even
pronounce the names. I was reading sentences over and over
again, not to mention the type was like four point.
No, but now you're doing a Bible study every Yes. Well, I'll get
to that. So
But sir, by His grace sent me a beautiful, beautiful gift. I
want to make sure that that's pulled out and what No, um,
yes, it is quite sure that
and they said I heard Tina talking about how hard it was to
read the Bible. This one changed my marriage. We hope this brings
joy to your mornings May May your bucket stay forever. Leakey
from the wickers served by His grace and so they sent me this
large print Life Application Study Bible and i How much do I
tell you? I tell you every morning how much I
love Oh, no, this this is one of the best desserts. My life
looking at this thing. It's a piece of art is beautiful. It's
it's large at the you know, the edges are all gold. You know,
once the gilded publication is got the leather on the front?
Yes, it's because it gives the explanation. So it gives us a
scripture and then it gives all the explanations. It gives the
backstories it has maps, which is when I was reading, like
wearing berries. And so I it is thank you, thank you, thank you.
It is such a treasured gift. I thank you
for me too, because Tina reads she she deciphers everything.
It's like, Oh, check this out. This is how this is working.
So my friend Julie and I are doing this Bible recap every
morning. So we there's three readings that we we have to do.
And then there's a follow up podcast, where the narrator
explains the the Scripture and so I'm following along in my
book, I'm reading the background and listening to the podcast. I
but we are starting with the New Testament. So I It has just it's
been a game changer for me. Excuse me, it's been a game
changer. So it is thank you so much. I just I love love, love
it. So that was really, really thoughtful. But um, so yeah, so
I was, um, you know, I'm seriously thinking about getting
baptized and Pastor Jimmy talked about that. And I think, yeah,
you already been baptized as a baby. So I think I'm going to do
that. But I something occurred to me while I was in church. You
know, when we got married, and we wrote our own vows and, you
know, we will our marriages never blessed and I'm like, you
know, what if we get our marriage blessed by Pastor Jimmy
and then can we have another party?
Yes, we can do that. I would love To have that I would love
to I would like to go to the church once before a pastor
Jimmy's blessing our marriage. I would like you to go. It's like
some. Yeah, so something to consider. I would really I would
really like
the idea but I just feel woefully behind you because I
you know, it's like I try and follow along on YouTube, but
it's hard. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not part of the church life yet.
Ya
know, hopefully soon, Brian.
We hopefully soon I'm not giving up the Sunday show. How do you
how do you see hopefully?
I don't know. Exactly. Oh, man. Just bring a cut out of you
there.
Again, all about you. Not about me. And this is what he looks
like. One day he'll show one day he'll show shall we? Thanks.
Yeah,
definitely, I have some stuff here too. Now it's time to heat
from the cold, some
good. We got to hear from now. Now it's time to heat from the
cold. So we love our cork Soakers. So much, and the cork
soakers have been helping us out with now, we really want to try
and keep this as much podcasting 2.0 and value for value as
possible. So we do really appreciate you trying out one of
these new podcast apps. I know it's challenging for people, but
keep at it, it is the future, eventually, you're going to have
to submit to it. While you're learning how to do it will make
it easier every day we're coming closer together, get a look at
the new podcast apps that you can try. But for purposes of if
you're really new, then fountain is probably the easiest, just to
get started with fountain dot F M. And so the idea is, if you
value what we're talking about here, then send us something of
value in return. Could be a beautiful Bible could be a
bottle of wine. It could be some Satoshis with a boosted gram. Do
we get cash?
Yes. And I will go through that once you go through the list.
Yes. Oh, okay.
Well, like Did we get cash? Yeah. Which we do accept. But we
don't accept any other deities because cash is cash. At least
it feels free? Yes. Well, right off the bat. We start with
333,333 Satoshis. From the 75. Hard group. Yes, this is and
Jacob represented the group, buddy, and they have a booster
gram to go with this. Well, this is a great number on its own. It
equals about $75 and is from our 75 Hard group. Oh, we've been
going for more than a week now. And just like the name says it's
hard. Thanks so much, Tina, for leading our group always
encouraging us and being a phenomenal person. Oh my gosh, I
love that. Sweet. Yeah. So I got all kinds of messages, like how
we're trying to send a booster gram, and then the different
people were texting me and I went, Oh, no, Jacob's got it
covered. Like, okay, yeah,
Jake. Yeah, he's,
he's a Submariner.
He's going on a submarine in two weeks. And so we were he was
questioning whether he could do the both of his work workouts
underwater In
what world is is being a Submariner, not
75 Marina or Submariner.
I have heard from them. It's Submariner. Okay. Unless that's
changed.
Can you confirm that please?
Because I remember sayings Submariner that like, no, no, we
say Submariner. I learned two things. It's Submariner. And
it's not gay. If it's underway. That's all I know from these
guys. They will all tell you.
That was really, really sweet. Oh, yeah. I love that. You know
what I was thinking about this group too. And we're gonna
emerge out of this such good friends. I mean, we're already
we've already had these friendships developing. And I
mean, this is going to be such a life changing experience for all
of us. Like how we're going to be forever bonded.
You guys should do meetups and we should yeah. And
competitions.
Don't come.
I don't know. We'll be ready to drink by the time we're all done
with this. No kidding. Oh, by y'all around. That was really
really thoughtful. Yeah. 58,333
from Sir Brian with an eye.
There's your boy. What's his? Oh, this
is for me, Adam. I personally texted you happy birthday. But
yes, I think I said thank you. I forgot to add a boost to the
other best podcast in the universe. Please have mercy on
my show on my soul. Yes, we do. Brian, thank
you for giving
us a nice number 34567 3430 4567 SLE, my keeper and I track all
of our spending. Oh, she saw V four v as an entry and asked me
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killed when she gave me this is a scam look couples that pray
together stay together but there may be a disagreement from time
to time we're actually trying to figure out how to pray for
dinner
yes
yeah we said you know we should probably say grace before we eat
oh it's so interesting because I mean we just started praying and
I thought ah you know I don't even know if I'm doing this
right I don't know if I'm doing and the readings today one of
the scripture was how Jesus was talking about how I was Luke yes
how you should pray and how you should praise God first and not
pray to Jesus but you should praise God. So I was like oh, I
didn't know that that's
why all the rap guys thank God first when there
was no I didn't I did
fairly well don't know if that's related but it just popped in my
mind. Okay, we have oh, did I say that right here Sir Brian
with an eye again. Again? Yes, a second. 130 3333 I've been
deduced and D deadbeat it. I'd like to complete the trifecta.
My current status is canted. Please toss me some Jain down.
Dave. Jennifer, you then D canted
has given so much he was decanted. He
just wants me to talk about it. He just wants people at the
show. He just wants to be able to text you tomorrow morning and
say cool, huh? I know what he's doing.
Well keep the sounds coming.
tease him I have comics through blogger you have Brian now this
is there's no name with this. It came in through cast ematic
which is not a lot of people you use cast tonight. The ones that
do are real apple people in love it. 19,500 SATs. What's the
leaky bucket bucket analogy? Oh, explain this?
Well, when you go to church, and you just kind of get your
buckets filled with grace, and you're you're on your faith,
journey and joy and kindness, Holy Spirit. And yeah, when it
comes to the Holy Spirit. And so you walk out a church and you
just feel you just feel full and you you're kind and you're
gentle and you're welcoming, and you're open. And when people
experience that they're attracted to it, and it it
happens, it happens. So it's a matter of just being the best
version of yourself. God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit
is also fun to use when your wife has road rage. Leaky
bucket, leaky bucket.
Even Christina goes and you do have I know
when we're driving yesterday.
Oh, you were driving. I
was driving to Austin. And I'm like, on 35 are almost there
like, oh, man, I should go into the left before I even can even
think about I should move into lane. Tina saying you can go
round him you know, I'm right. Yeah, no, I just choose not
so bad.
analyze this. I have oh, good for myself analyze myself.
Because you know, and then I showed y'all can drive the way
you want me to drive and I show it right BBB weaving in and out
of traffic just the way you do. I don't Konkin and people are
yelling out of your life. I cannot have my life that just
get out of my lane and get out of my life.
I don't honk at people. I just yell in my companies.
This happened when I started flying. And when I started
flying, I became like, there's no way I'm in no rush. It's
safer. Okay, that's it. That's what's flying us become overly
overly cautious. Or I'm just I'm, I'm always looking to let
someone else go.
I don't know about that. Because when you got the car before you
got this card, because you had the big truck, you had the big F
150 truck and the thing was like it was like a bus. And then you
got the small sub sedan afterwards. And you were zip zip
zip zip. You were just speeding, speeding, speeding everywhere.
Until you got pulled over. Remember that
Yeah. And then I reminded myself I've been back on track. A
normal nice human, also from my grandfather. After you. Yes,
let's just let this late. Let's give this lady a little honk on
the horn so she knows she can go
mad at him. So when somebody's trying to cut into traffic, he's
just like, after you and after you and I'm like, Hey, we got to
be somewhere. Mr. Nice Guy. I know I'm an aggressive driver. I
know but I do not honk my horn. I do not flip people off. I talk
in the confines of my own car.
Yes, it would be better if you're wearing a mask. But we
know what's going on 15,033 from comic scholarship blogger
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Yo,
thank you
see Dubs. 10,000 1011 a one a one having a glass of red
listening to Korean the key. Just you and me be glass. Brian
glass, I think 5555 Fudgie the whale. He was actually
the cake from Carvel
S S. Soc. Again back with 4321 MK bagging cake on day 76.
I showed Adam the cake today we went to the grocery store. I go
that's the cake I've been eyeing right there will be a
celebratory thing you'll buy me. Sure. Okay.
Well, no, no, no
the cake it
at the heap. That's just a small little
dainty cake. Okay, I'm gonna have a dainty stomach. By the
time it was all over.
It was like heavenly cake. Heavenly cake and had the
advertising right on whipped cream
in it. And then
let's see then I'm back to what that were 1000 SATs. Well,
there's Christina. I'm taking your SATs and going home to
Indiana. Yep. That was a successful test. These laughs
proud of you, Tina. Adam, you are the man's man. Oh, my
mother. We have Leroy me. Lucy from the fountain nap. Love your
show. So many so many similarities between your
marriage and my wife in mind. We moved away from the city. I
believe it was the exact same day as you two did. We now live
way out in the country in South eastern Kansas. We love it out
here. Keep up the amazing work and give the be a pet for us.
PSL contributing more when I get my wallet set up to convert Fiat
coin to SATs nice. And then just two more boosts here. This is a
user name, which is a really long number keeper. You're
Catholic. You can only be baptized once. Really?
Apparently.
Wow. Um, to check into that.
I'm sure that's pastor Jim. Good cast. Jimmy has God's gonna say
no. So Jimmy has a hack. And then Katherine Rose says I think
we figured out this boosting thing. Hopefully this works
well. It's 25 sets, which is literally less than a eyelash.
But yes, it did. We appreciate
we follow each other on Instagram. Oh, Katherine rose. I
have some other gifts here to do. I'm
gonna read more gifts. Yes.
We got cash man. Cash. This is from Jill and Patrick state
Zach. Stacy EQ she did phonetically which I appreciate
and she she donated $10 And she says she has a couple of
questions First, she just send this to the PIO box. Yes, she
sent it in the mail. And it says remember birthday fun doesn't
have to come out of a bottle. There's wine in a box have a
great birthday. Tina, we freaking love Korean the keeper
thank you both so much for sharing your lives for our
entertainment. We love hearing about Phoebe and the adventures
you and Adam have together. Please use the money towards
your next bottle of wine for the show. Since we're not drinkers
and wouldn't have any idea what would taste good. I would just
pick the one with the prettiest bottle
that's pretty much what I do.
LPS here's a couple of questions. Oh question answer on
the show. Oh,
should we do this instead of our other questions normally? The
question Okay.
Okay, first question. If you could visit any fictitious city
or town where would you go I go first.
Oh, wow. Hello. Okay. Star hollow star.
I choose star hollow or hollow for the Gilmore Girls that's
it and that's where we live now we live kind of in Star Hello.
Where would you live? Well
you stole my place.
That's where I want to go first.
I can't have the same one. I'd really love to go well we kind
of live in Star hollow I don't know that fictitious
place
that isn't these are questions that are very hard for me. Okay,
because I live in the now I love where we are.
Star hello to you can take me I would say Fredericksburg, Texas.
Okay, fictitious but okay, if he failed on that. What's your
second question?
You We're ready for the question. You knew the question
in advance. You cheated on this test.
Second question, I'll let you answer it first. If you were on
a reality TV show, which would you choose
Dancing with the Stars? Oh, is
that reality?
That's a really that's considered a reality show. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. I'd love to do Dancing with the Stars. Yes,
I know you would. And somebody just asked him, like, would Adam
ever do it? I think it was Christine. And I said, Oh, he
would do heartbeat
in a heartbeat. I said I'd have to be on top of it to make sure
I wasn't making out with the dancer. Oh, exactly.
Even lifting those girls in your hands. Know I would love
I would love to that string because it's very hard. It's a
lot of hard work. Oh, yeah. It would be a fun it would be very
fun challenge to do. Yeah. The longer they wait, the less
enthusiastic I get. The older you get. Thanks. Hello, Tom
Bergeron. Whatever Bergerac you better you better better invite
me soon because I'm not getting any younger egg.
I would probably be on a reality TV show. I guess it would be a
cake decorating show. I probably really Yeah. That's That's
reality, though. Sure.
Yeah. Well, speaking of reality shows, so this is a this.
Here's, here's the difference between Tina and Adam. There's a
lot Have you have you seen Kim Kardashian on the cover of
review interview? And, and this came up and discuss Kim
Kardashian. She's standing there and she literally has her blue
jeans down with her ass hanging out that literally and Tina says
can you believe she doesn't have eyebrows? She like blonde it out
her eyebrows, dude. Her butt crack as is hanging up purposely
like she's letting to poop. I mean, what is and you like?
Yeah, but the eyebrows. This was an amazing moment. And I just
kept saying, Did you see her ass hanging out of the jeans?
I was. I was just more amazed at how her face had changed.
Because she
shaved off her eyebrows. They just wired them
by luck. Who knows? I don't know not my Are you gonna?
Are you gonna do that? Yeah, I'm
gonna do right after the show. Disappeared. Ama posted.
I'm gonna do it. Let's do it together. No. Eyebrows. You
first. Okay.
I wanted to read a note. Dame Tanya. We
got your Gil. Yes. We already tried out the kitchen pepper.
Yes. So she sent us spices and she says Hi Adam and Tina. I
apologize for not handwriting this note but although my
parents and sister have have had beautiful and distinctive
handwriting, mine looks like I'm having a seizure. The only class
I ever failed was penmanship and sixth grade. And you know what I
used to get a pluses and penmanship all the time.
I bet you did. Your hand your handwriting is stellar.
For a lefty not
too bad, huh? Especially for less incredibly beautiful.
So she goes on to say anyway, since you're into great food, I
thought you'd enjoy these spices spice blends by the mighty
Michael Twitty, author of the absolutely fascinating book The
cooking gene A journey to African American culinary
history in the Old South. The spice spice blends are really
unique and delicious. And don't have any salt which is good for
us over 50s A Dame Tanya were 50 plus shipping and handling.
Please remember that. Also cute and then there's a QR code for
his book but thank you so much. We will totally use this because
we
already use it we already use I use the kitchen pepper on the on
the beef we had last night. Yes on the New York strip. And was
good. You got to try that chicken. Yeah, chicken, the
chicken foot and there's a barbecue. And there's like a Oh,
I haven't written to African there's a West African. I tasted
them all they're like wow, groovy West
African heritage mix a kitchen pepper. A red spice and chicken
seasoning. We'll totally said thank you. That's so sweet. Very
cool. And then we got I got a card from Dame night. Dear Miss
keeper curry. I have no Satoshis but please accept this legal
tender as my appreciation of your podcast she sent us $100
Holy crap. And that's how many Satoshis is that? That's a ton.
That's that's about 544 100,000 Satoshis Oh, that's
I think okay. Please send me relationship karma. As you and
Adam are inspirational. Can you send your karma?
No, I wasn't prepared for karma. But of course we don't have a
Karma thing. seconds. Keep reading.
Okay. She said also I need how selling and buying karma as
well. And by the way, how Happy birthday with love and light
Dame night
Oh sounds like double Coronavirus need some double
karma?
Yes they do the karma on no agenda well we got it you've got
karma we also got this amazon giftcard and I can't I don't
remember who it was from from Yeah. Oh, was it an Amazon gift
card? Yes.
For how much?
We don't know. I don't know. Yeah, for sure. Well, you don't
know who it's from I don't I got the tags mixed up. Do I have to
start
producing that part to me clearly, this really is your job
as professionals, really your job?
And then Steve Webb sent us this book. The Bible names
pronunciation. But you know, Steve, they narrate the
scripture to me. So I'm just reading along in my Bible as
they narrate it to me during the Bible recap so I'm good. Yeah,
yeah. So yeah, so thank you everybody. That was so cool.
Very, very, very awesome. And of course, if you feel like
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And actually, there's a pretty cool player there on that page.
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Yeah. Yeah. For you. Cork Soakers. Yes, exactly. Find it
so complicated to boost.
It's new technology Bay.
People are lazy. Yeah, they are people people don't. They don't
want to read.
Oh, it's just like me, when people were building websites,
and I'm like, why would anybody want
this? This is the hallmark of a successful, wildly successful
technology. If Tina says Why would anyone want to credit?
This makes news?
Yes, because it started with the debit card when I started
working for the bank in 1982. And they gave me an ATM card.
And I'm like, why? People not gonna stop writing. Now I'm
behind the women epi writing, which I hurry it up and I'm
like, leaky bucket.
Baby, do we have our final questions for today's episode?
Do you want to talk about what we're watching? Where are we at
timewise.
Allison's getting a little antsy. So let's talk about where
we're watching and what we already did some questions. So
we'll do more questions. Next. Next. Oh, no. Okay. All right.
But let's talk about we're watching or watching some stuff.
Well,
we watched the Elvis movie loved it, which I read, you know, we
liked it. However, there was a lot of inconsistencies with the
with what was happening in real life, but I never realized that.
What do you mean, what inconsistency there were some
things that didn't really happen, as portrayed in that
back. Like, for instance, when he was on early on in his
career, and he was on the television program and they
didn't want him shaking his hips. He actually, they actually
brought out a hound dog and he sang nothing but a hound dog to
the dog.
Oh, that probably didn't happen. The Hound Dog or did
not in the movie. It didn't. But in real life it did. I'll
realize that they were saying that the movie. There were
things that weren't not 100% accurate, but we liked it. We
really enjoyed it. That's what they were saying. I knew Elvis.
You knew what I thought he always died on the toilet in
Vegas, but it was a Graceland. I didn't know they died.
Oh 1977 You were only
13. But I remember my mom's friend and she Lynn Lynn. I
think she might have lived in Austin actually at the time. And
she was so distraught. We were living in Holland. And I was
like Linda so distraught. Yeah, because Elvis died. She was. I
think memory slam she wore a black armband. Oh, wow.
Seriously, people were distraught.
I remember watching all his movies when he was younger with
and Margaret.
I love them all. I love the beach. Which one was that? Was
that beach blanket? Bingo. No, that's a net. Put it LVC that
was always racing a car
Blue Hawaii. Here's
why you go gosh, where
did I pull that out? But also we just we just watched vengeance
which is a BJ Novak production. BJ Novak was in the office this
year. And it was it was really good. I enjoyed it.
It was really interesting because I think what he said had
out to do. Whether it's intentional or not, was a movie
that showed how biased city people are against people in the
in the middle. And in this case, particularly Texas. Now, of
course, he went to Austin. Like he's gonna, like he's gonna be
different there. And I love the overall message, which is like,
hey, you know, I understand these people, they're there.
They're just I don't even know if that message was that clear
at the end, but it wasn't more friendly message. But at one
point in this movie, his character starts going off on
how well you know you people are stupid. Don't you know he did
all this to yourself? You know, all these problems you have is
because you're here and you basically you cling to your guns
and your Bible in the way that came out the way it was written.
I was like, it was a little shocking, like, yeah, holy shit.
Some people actually think Yeah, yeah. And it was, but it was so
honest and so pure that give him big props for doing that for
putting that in. There was Yeah, but I need to find that. That
piece, I need to clip it because just like holy shit, is that
really what some people think of middle America or flyover or
tax? Yeah. Oh,
yeah. It was really good. I would highly recommend it. One
thing with Adam, Adam always likes a little sex in television
shows. He's always like, Okay, time for a sex scene. That's
what you got tired a billion.
This is not like a personal preference. I'm thinking of the
audience. Billions started. series one, episode one started
with sex. And I'm like, good start. And so like by episode
three, there was no sex. And now it's season five, dried up as
everyone's just powder. So you're gonna take us to the
industry.
My daughter recommended the show called the industry, which is
about these very high strong young, I would say Gen Z years,
who work in finance, finance, finance, or finance, which
always Finance Finance. And it's, it's, there is a lot of
sex in this. And Adam goes, I don't like the show. There's
like, Wait, what are you? You're 50 You're getting old. I
was really pining for some of the trading floor stuff. Like
show me some of how you do those options and derivatives. People
know, I know, balance. I know how much how many times we can
be watching TV and I said, Oh, these two chicks are going to be
banging in about five minutes. Now that's actually how I think
it comes out as I think there may be some lesbianism and lo
and behold, I'm always right. I always know who's gonna do who
what's happening. That's why I'm so
surprised. You're like, I don't like that show anymore. There's
too much. That's all that it was. me dude. You're confusing
me. But then I saw you know only episode four five. It looks like
it gets pretty. Pretty crazy. Coming up.
What? Oh, industry? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Are you gonna say bad sisters? Oh, you're all jacked about
that. Oh, like I like it. Listen to
you. So I started watching the show called you and your
sisters are? I don't know. That's. That's what's going on
here. Hey, by the way, if you'd like to know exactly what the
Kardashians of Northwestern Indiana are about, go watch this
show.
Anyway, it's a good show. And so I watched the first three
episodes and like, Adam, you have to watch this. You will
like it, you will like it. I'm like, you gotta watch and he
kept saying, now, now like a goat by me.
Money even without wine.
He's like, alright, let's watch it in it. Did you like it? Or
did you not like it?
No, I like, it's not. I mean, it's a chick thing. It's like,
everyone's out to kill one one of them or their husbands like,
Yeah, that's really great. I love the idea that women bond
together. Instead of passing around a stupid pair of blue
jeans. They go kill one of their husbands. I really liked this
idea. Anyway, it's a good show. It reminds me a little bit of
what was the other one that Little Big Little Lies?
Yes, it's similar to that kind of. Yeah,
it's a check series, but it's good. It's apple. So Apple TV.
Those guys do. They have quality? Yeah, they really are
pretty good.
At the only thing I have left on my list is I have Adams cricket
legs at night.
Cricket leg.
When we first started dating, this is this is old. Why are you
bringing up old trauma? It's not my janky teeth. It's my cricket
legs. Why are you even with me? Why is it because my 20 foot
flagpole
when we first started dating we were living together Adam would
to put himself to sleep he would rub his legs together and I find
out
what would I do I put my leg on your leg like jam
your jam your foot and my stuff Stop it stops and
that's the only thing I have left on my list. I love you
cricket legs.
Oh maybe I don't move them at night. I love your I love
your 75 hearts so bad alright everybody remember Korean the
keeper.com and boost us we'll see you next time bye
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