And she can keep in mind. Everything's fine. You got all
that you need the Purina keeper
carrying the keeper for June 22 2022 Hello my queen.
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it's episode 15 I forgot to say that. Oh so 15 everybody.
Hey Baby How you doing?
I am good. I like what I'm seeing. I'm loving this dress.
You said the earrings on
be hidden underneath the camera.
Okay, yes. Let's start this off with the first item on my list
for today.
Oh goodness.
So as you as we all know, Tina has become a professional
podcast professional.
reached out to me on LinkedIn
congratulated me of any gigs anything I actually have a few
things lined up. Yeah, hold on before we let's cheers. Let's
cheers on this one. Well, as always, we'll drink it and then
we'll see what it is. Oh, oh, that's smooth.
Yeah, deep.
crap man that I forget that piece of paper. And I guess I
did. This is picked us up today from the vaudeville wine club.
It was one of the three winners amongst the three candidates for
pick the while yes. How useless are people was this Instagram?
Well, no, I
put it out on Twitter and said decisions decisions help us
decide and most people said why don't you drink all three?
Didn't you do a multiple choice?
I couldn't it would not allow me to it wouldn't upload for a
whole I'm sorry. It's called a pole a pole it wouldn't do a
pole wouldn't allow me
to draw a del Conde. The FVs vintage is vintage. Oh, well,
no, it's vintages. This means the year 2000. Meaning Listen,
Conde data VS is a specialized micro winery in northern Rio ha
Altia where single vineyard wines are produced from the
historic vineyards in Toromont talbo. The traditional goblet
Bush training method is used in this vineyard this helps
preserve acidity and freshness in the wines and guards against
heat damage. It is 100% Tempranillo now we know. bunches
are hand harvested. Then D stemmed and crushed under the
feet of virgins. Oh it didn't say while you're still going off
to Italy we go. I can't believe you bought that. And crushed
always the jokes are Mr. Curry
fermentation with native yeasts in 1500 litre oak and stainless
steel aging 12 months in 288 litre new and used French and
American oak barrels. This profile Thomas you can taste
this is refreshing. Yes, check reveals notes of ripe fruit.
Check harmoniously combined with tones of strawberry check.
Really?
No, no, no. I just think it tastes good raspberry,
highlighted by floral nuances.
Delicious and it's opened up really nicely. That's good.
That is not from the vaudeville Fredericksburg vaudeville wine
club.
Yes. And I have to say we were going to drink Brian Skelton who
is us who said
we were going to drink it he didn't win the contests.
Sir Brian with an i sent us this really thoughtful bottle of
Cabernet and he put the lay on the label. He designed it and
it's from the low country love love a palooza which is what
game Jennifer hosted for us in Charleston. And it's a picture
of me, you and Dame Jennifer Hall. And he took that picture
and he created the label and he sent us a bottle and he said
Dame Jennifer bottle, and I was gonna I was gonna open that
tonight and I'm like, Oh man, I really don't want to open the
bottle. You're so cute. It's so awesome. The
same reason I did this. Did you say awesome?
They said Awesome. Yeah, it's a memento.
It is. Yeah. It's like something that you put with all the other
bottles will never open. You know the one from our wedding.
The one from my birth year. You know all that stuff? Probably
vinegar by now. Don't we have didn't we look give us the Yes.
She
gave us one for my birthday in your birthday. Yeah. But I
really feel like we need to drink the wine with somebody
from Gitmo nation. I really do.
We'd have to drink it with Brian at minimum.
Yeah, yeah,
he gave it to us. Yeah, yeah. Brian, what
come on down.
But what's in it? It's cab. It's a cab, Cabernet. Generic generic
cab.
I don't know. He ordered it and I just
ordered from Acme wine company and they slap a label on. It
might be really good. I don't know. But it does look very
nice. Yes. It's very nice. So back to you being a podcast
professional. Yes, yes. Yeah,
I'm dressed for the park tonight. So
Tina is it's it's very enjoyable for me. Now that it's very
enjoyable. Tina, it's almost as enjoyable when Dave Jones
started doing the podcast with me. All these things he thought
he was developing for podcasters. He's like, Oh, this
makes no sense. He's Oh, podcasters don't use this or
that doesn't make sense the way I did it. And now that your
podcast so now you are understanding when you're
especially when you're a podcast professional, and you have a
popular show, which I have to say, well, we seems like we're
getting pretty popular here. I mean, we've we've got a core
group of highly intelligent people. Now you're seeing what
my email and my message flow has been like, for for most of my
for half at least half of my adult life.
Yes. Because Adam wakes up and he says, I have 100 emails, and
I said, the day that they stop is the day that you'll be sad,
right? I say that all the
time. Right? And now what do you say now? I'm
like, Oh, my gosh, and
keep up with my emails. It's not just it's the DMS man. You get
way into the DM.
I have a lot of friends now. I have a lot of Instagram friends.
These are not your friends. Are brand brand. Brand is my friend.
Oh,
my friend. Okay, you eggs? Yeah. Okay. Well, they're all donors.
So they're my friends to like neither. Oh, that's true. Yes.
Many eggs likes you. That's right. That's right. Speaking of
highly intelligent people, there you go. Yeah, that guy is off
the charts. Yeah, yeah. Off The Charts.
Yeah. Ah,
so, baby. It's been a couple of weeks. It has
been a couple of weeks. Yeah. And well, I went on my big main
trip.
Yeah. Let's talk about that. Yeah. So I'll tell you what I
did. Yeah.
So last Sunday, flew to Portland, Maine. And my daughter
Ellen picked me up and we drove back to her place. She lives in
Augusta. And what a cute little town and it is on the brink of
gentrification, which I think to her chagrin, she really doesn't
want that to happen. But it's there. I mean, if you want to
invest in some real estate, that's the place to go because
it's starting to it's starting to turn you could see it the
downtown area is starting to be revitalized. So it was nice. We
spent a night in Augusta and then a Monday we drove to Acadia
National Park. And boy did I learn a lot.
I learned a lot so this is a beautiful I've never been it's
beautiful. Stunning.
It's stunningly beautiful. And it had just rained the day
before so the trees and the foliage in the the grass they
were just drinking up all that water and they were just they
were standing at commence at command to the sun the sun, it
was absolutely gorgeous. So we get there and we go on a little
hike. And Ellen is an avid hiker like she she actually hiked in
Oregon by herself for I don't know what was it 10 days or so
by herself. She went to the White Mountains recently by
herself and hike that and she has actually hiked she said the
longest with with her fiance was 14 miles I think. I think that's
a
lot. That was she says almost three five K's.
She said that really pushed her. So anyway, so she loves to hike.
And so I here's me. I'm like I'm keeping up with her.
I didn't know I remember you were you were a little
apprehensive. You're like, No, I'm going I'm going forward. I'm
going forward.
I'm going to keep up with her. She did say several times that I
was badass because I did give up there and I only fell once
because I was talking to this couple. And yeah, I wasn't
paying attention the rock Yes. Very smooth though. And I and I
only ate one bug.
So what kind of bug was it? It was a small no just a mini?
Yeah. Because you know I'm
I was a mouth breather during
didn't go right back in the back of your throat or did it
immediately spit it out? Oh, you didn't swallow it. It was just
in your mouth. Yeah. Oh, it doesn't count.
Oh, it's disgusting. Anyway, so it was we were laughing though,
because she's like, okay, it's just a small ascent. It'll be
okay. Well, we're going like, high up and I'm like, Ellen, are
you freaking kidding me? This is crazy. So I think total over the
three days we hiked about 18 to 20 miles over three days. Yeah,
here's here's what I got at home. And of course you're one
hour later but it's like 730 I'll go into bed. I don't know
how many miles
and that's the thing. I we were in bed before like definitely
before nine o'clock. Yeah. And the sun is up in the sky at 4am
and my note there was no shades in this Airbnb that you guys go.
Yes, yeah,
really cute Airbnb. But there were some shades but not all
shades. But a couple things. I learned those. So because I kept
asking Elon, are we on the right path? Are we on the right path?
And did you know that they marked the hiking paths in two
ways? So there's a blue, blue paint that they just do
randomly? Junk. So you see on the chat so you can find it. And
it's pretty. I mean, it's when you get to the point of like,
okay, which way do I go? You look for the blue, blue paint or
LC have something that's called. I'm probably gonna pronounce it
wrong. Karen's are Carens.
I like Karen's, no matter what, they just have a white woman
just standing on the corner is that way? No, for you, you're
not on the path.
Actually, what it is, it's a stack of rocks. So they take
rocks and they stack them up either three or four. And
there's a sign at the beginning of the trail not to disturb
them, because that is the way that they direct the hikers. Oh,
so if you didn't see this blue paint, you look for the stack of
the rock. That's cool. Now, it's gotta be called a Karen. Karen,
our current current. I can't remember and maybe look at the
see. Okay, see a R I N S. O Karen's? Oh, okay.
Yeah, let me see. Yeah. Karen's
I thought that was really cool.
I don't I don't see this. Oh, what a rock Karen's There you
go. Yeah, it may be it's careens.
And I don't know if that's just for Acadia. Or if that's just a
general thing for most trails. When you get to a point, you're,
you're, you're hiking and then you go to this, you're open to
this vast part of the hike or the trail and you don't know
what to
do. Yeah, anyway, rock Karen's are human made stacks, mounds or
piles of rocks. They take different forms that have been
built by cultures around the world for many purposes. There
you go. They may serve as monuments, burial sites,
navigational aids, or ceremonial grounds. Yeah, cool.
That that was really cool. So I did not know that.
I'm putting in the show notes. Yeah.
Here's me. You know, I'm hiking. My My arms are flailing all of
those rocks and you kick them over. My arms are flailing and
Mike. And here's Ellen. Not even breathing heavy. Her arms are by
her side. She said one time she she hiked with a cup of coffee
in one hand and a gallon of water in the other. What are her
hands are in her pocket. She's obviously an experienced hiker.
She She
also she was a long distance runner. So she has incredible
stamina.
Yeah, I mean, she did cross country and I think she did a
half marathon but she's the she's definitely fit. And this
is. This is her playground. She loves it. And the last night on
Wednesday when I was like, Oh my gosh, I don't think it can walk
because we did two really good hikes on Wednesday. She's trying
to talk me into doing one more hike to see the sunset and I
looked at her and I said, is not gonna happen. I'm sorry. It's
not gonna happen. So but I was really proud of myself. This old
body did it and I kept up with her vaping she was proud of me.
But interesting. You know, Bar Harbor is like the busy city on
that island. And it wasn't packed and it was tourist,
tourist country big time. And it was packed and we saw license
plates from everywhere. Everywhere. Can
you play the game? Did you play the game? No, we
were when we were driving the Iowa. No, we were driving off of
the island to get after a hike and the cars are just lined up
like on the side. And yeah, I mean, from everywhere. So gas
prices. I guess it didn't detour anybody because people were
there from all over. Yeah, so did see Ukrainian flags out
there. So people were Yeah,
way to go. Hike for Ukraine. Everybody read that down show
title hike for Ukraine hike for
you. But it was a it was a lovely lovely trip. And I so
enjoyed spending time with her and I really I tell you I'm
really proud of of myself that I was able to do this. You
know, you came back glowing. You look super fit. You look very
energetic. You were quite tired. Oh, yeah. You were very shy.
Yeah. Like, Hey, babe, you haven't seen in a week? Yeah,
you're like, Yeah, that's right. Tonight.
You're like, Hey, you want to fool around like no.
That was just getting back at me further for the air b&b with my
sisters. I know what's going on? Yeah, so that was a good how
creepy must be do our daughters listen to the show. That must be
creepy to hear us talking about? Probably yeah. Oh, cringe. Hey,
we're newlyweds. And we still are? Yes, indeed. Indeed. Yeah.
So
that was my trip. And so my next trip with my youngest daughter
is ever gone to the beach. We had to go
get spas. Yeah, exactly. So Phoebe and I had a good time.
Thank you for asking. We stayed
home and you have long conversations.
No, we actually we had marathon binge sessions. We watched the
first season of Man in the High Castle as
he told me about that. That Don't be
I just listened to 20 minutes of you going on about hiking in the
woods. And I used to tell you what I'm doing with our dog
which whenever she sucks is my dog. Can you like you know, stop
item number two. Oh. So you know, I'm getting my teeth done.
You know, and this is a process and I was actually When you came
home I think I've told you how excited I was because I I was
with Zack Zack is
a good looking dentist.
Very good looking. Yeah, yeah, I'm the only only patient taller
than him.
Oh, why is he tall? He's pretty tall. I was in the chair looking
upside and
really swooning. No doubt I was warning. I was like, Dude, you
sure look at my mouth.
Funny I said the same. So. So we're designing what we're going
to do is a whole blueprint and everything.
I gotta get my teeth whitened because you're gonna have these
choppers and next to me, my teeth are gonna look like like
yellow sunshine.
Okay, so back to me for a moment. So here's how it goes.
I'll be like, no one's gonna do this. Like I have two implants
here and crowns over dentures. That's gonna hurt so bad. Oh my
god. I don't know what you're gonna eat. You lose all this
weight. I did not see you. I even asked you. I said baby when
I talk to you about my could you just not make the face and go?
It's gonna hurt it's gonna suck. Just be like happy for me. Do
you not remember this conversation? You already forgot
about it. I didn't. You know, I wrote down you know, always
talking negative when I bring up my teeth is always like, well,
oh my god, you can be eating mush for five weeks.
I said I would puree meatloaf mashed potatoes and corn for
you.
I asked. It's like, I love you. I'm with you.
I'm sorry,
my final wife. But thanks. But even if I'm eating something,
and you look at my food and go
you had the meat like would you eat up
eggs? You have no no not nothing. You just have no
scruples when it comes to someone else's shit is like oh,
that's gonna suck, man as horrible. You're gonna lose,
you're gonna use lose your foot.
Even better. Have I been better? No, no.
Nothing's better. The lot of by the way. You know, it doesn't
bother me because to me, it's like, this is four minutes of
show content. Keep it going. I love it. Can't get enough of it.
I'm sorry. No, it's okay. So we watched Man in the High cast. We
put before that I had that's right ahead. Greg and, and Mike
came over and him had a dinner party with Chris was supposed to
come to this was the when the guys did so much good work on
the generator and got it all together. And it was really a
pain in the ass. I said and they saved us like seven grand on a
tank in the ground. They figured out how to use our existing tank
and placement night. That's worth a steak dinner. So I'm
going to take you so you know, it was time and so I said steak
dinner, too. But we're gonna do it here at my house. I'm going
to cook KMC cattle rib eyes.
Yeah, right. How much were they? How much did they weigh a piece,
pound and a half 18 ounce. With a bone and with a bone.
Obviously. You know did an hour and a half slow and then it just
rice and salad. Which Greg didn't even touch the rice. I
got no time for this bullshit rice. Steak. This is great. Mike
took a picture of it. He said I don't think I've ever seen
something this big. This really? Yeah. So Mike is the is the ex
ex cop. And Greg is the donkey grinder. Yes. Right. Yeah,
Dan, for his dogs. He wanted to find a dog around at the meet
for his dogs. He talked about this a long time ago.
He's doing all kinds of weird. He's always got some ideas. But
Mike comes in he's got these welts on his arm. And I was
already going to ask him about you baldy in the school
shooting? Because he knows cops. Yeah, here's how it's got the
scabs? What happened to you? Oh, yeah, active school shooter. So
what? Yeah, didn't know I was doing the practice run with the
with the Fredericksburg. Cops with their SWAT team. I said,
why? He said, Yeah, no, I was the bad guy. I was the actual he
was the active shooter. But the way this works is they use real
guns with no, although they're called Simunition. But it's a
real gun. In the the rounds they have for it are actual bullets
with very low powder charge and a paint ball at the end. But it
makes a hole in your arm. You know, they wear masks to do this
every year or twice a year. He loves it because it he'll do
tricks. Like you'll have one of those guns behind his back and
we'll blast a sergeant right in his face with the puzzle. He
has the same bullets to you. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So
you know, it'd be it becomes a real situation because Mike is,
you can imagine he's somewhat unpredictable. In a stressful
situation. So who knows what he'll do. And I was just blown
away by that like, holy crap, man. You do that. So someone's
got to do it. You get paid for that? No, no, it was just fun to
do. Okay.
A lot of fun as he comes
in with all these well times, but anyway, that was so Chris
couldn't make it. He canceled so I had an extra ribeye, which I
ate for the next day. So I didn't have to cook. And then
and then I made sloppy Joe's if you can believe it, or she ate
for two days, did you follow
Lisa's recipe? No, you didn't because you didn't vinegar in
it. It's a little bit of vinegar.
That would have been a good idea. Yeah, didn't do that. Now.
I just grabbed something off the web. Yeah. Simple after. And now
we, you know, so I did my normal things, and in between where I'm
normally hanging out talking with you. So if you're gone for
five days, yes. Yeah. So the amount of time I spent being
with you and loving with you. A week is pretty much an entire
season of television. A whole season worth of television is
what I spend together with. Oh,
did you get through a season of talent? I
got I got through a whole season. man and the man on the
hike. Yes. It's quite good. Yeah. Yeah, a few of them. And
I'm gonna watch it for years now. I've done this like six
seasons. Each is an hour long. I'll never get through it. Yeah.
When are you going away again? Spa.
I'm not I'm going to Utah next month.
Oh, that's right. You're traveling.
I am I my sister Lisa's coming in for my birthday. Then at week
later, I'm going
to Utah then set a direct flight because as long as it's a direct
flight, I don't
think it is I have to go to Denver. I know because coming
back from that was bad. From Maine. We were delayed in
Portland. And then we sat on the runway. Not the runway just
pulled away from the APA. Yeah. 30 An hour and a half because of
weather.
And and that truly was weather because I was watching I was
watching the the Aviation Weather and the radars. Oh,
okay. Yeah. And this is I'm surprised that he didn't the
pilot didn't say anything. Because this is what it you
know, my stepdaughter, one of them and my own daughter's like,
here's what I get when they travel, it's gonna be okay. It's
gonna be okay. What's the weather? It's gonna be okay.
Because, you know, I'm a pilot, like, I'm going to make it okay
by saying it's okay. Which it does. Yeah. And so actually, I
look at the weather. And I always say, you know, but it's
thunderstorm. It's horrible. So, if the thunderstorms over the
airfield, they won't take off. Trust me. They won't take off
the wait until it's passed and the fly out of the way. And
that's exactly what happened. That's exactly one thing I did.
You can back me up on this. Yeah, for sure. One thing I
noticed a lot of masks on. Oh, really? Yep. We're like 40 per
scene. I would
say Yeah, high percentage. Wow.
And the person next to me who had her mask on and got drink
and dog snoring over their hair. She would take her mask and lift
it up, take a drink and put her mask back down.
So and you know what she's much safer for it. I'm so happy I
went to Costco yesterday there was I would say Costco is 20%
Masked really to? Yeah. Well, this is I mean, when I see an
old person, like really, like old, like older than us, like
really old? I think okay, yeah. Yeah, that's probably
appropriate for all kinds of stuff, not just for some COVID
but anything, but otherwise, and I still see people with their
nose hanging out and like who you think,
right? Why are you even wearing it? You're not wearing it
properly. So does it but we went to Austin last weekend. So after
I got back, right. After I got back on Thursday, we turned
around and drove to Austin that night.
Oh, no. First, first, we turned around and we went to take your
car to Bernie at three in the morning.
No, it was early. Yeah, I had finally getting my car fixed.
And that girl that hit me. Yeah, so and then we went to Austin.
And then I did the podcast. And then we drove to Austin. That
was fun. We went to the with the former New York banker and his
wife
and we found out they have not listened to one Korean
Zookeeper. And they both said to each other. That's our homework.
We're gonna listen to Korean zookeeper and
they didn't do it. Square man. They're not
him know what they're missing. They don't know what they're
missing. Yeah. But we didn't see a lot of masks in Austin. Did
we? In that restaurant that we were at? which was in the
restaurant? No, not
in the restaurant. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember that. What do you
think of awesome was it good to feel it again? Did you like it?
All right. I don't miss it at all.
I mean, either know, when you drive to Austin now you see the
skyline is very different than 10 years ago. Holy crap, I think
expanded
for sure. But Kim mom, she gave me a lot of recommendation for
books because she's talking about psilocybin and going to a
little retreat in Jamaica for a psilocybin Trick or treat, which
is Yeah, no, I
just gotta say something about this about the psilocybin. Yeah.
This started in Silicon Valley. All of Silicon Valley is micro
dosing mushrooms in thing to do. Exactly. Is the trendy thing to
do and now you can spend 1000s of dollars $1,000 to go make and
yeah, so basically, there's a bunch of Jamaicans going Yamaha
and I got a great idea, man. Yeah, we take these Ladies, yes.
You take their money. Yeah. Why are we Mexican Jamaicans so Irie
mom. But she
recommended this book by Michael Pollan. I can't remember then
change your mind. I think it's called and so, PA, P O L, L L A
N. And so Adams like just just log into my Kindle. And I'm
like, Oh, okay. So I log into his Kindle. And what do I find?
This Kindle player handbook. Alright, we talked about this
and it's a PDF. Not even a freaking book is a PDF.
That's how they sell it. Yeah, they sell it as a PDF.
I was gonna look through it and get some excerpts from it a
lot of stuff about the female reptilian brain,
which she says seemed to work. I mean, Hello, where are you
sitting
right now? Are you in my lair? Do I have you have I gotten you
here?
But you shared that with me on our first date. And I was like,
I did. I did. That's kinda lame, dude, but I
wasn't lame when I shared it. Because I shared it then it was
like less late. It wasn't a little bit. But that was after I
already had seen it had worked.
On the first day first date. How Why what happened?
There's something in the book and there's something you need
to and I said it to you? I can't remember. Because there's
something you say. And it activates the female the
reptilian part of the I'm not kidding you now. I told you this
but the book also gives you amnesia. Right? After I've had
my way with you, it gives you amnesia.
You didn't have your way with me
right away. Sir, sir date Come on.
But yeah, it was like a handbook. Adam curry means the
player. But the thing that I thought was so funny is that
it's a freaking PDF.
PDF distributions perfectly fine. This player but you cannot
buy this in book form. You cannot get it on the Kindle is a
PDF. This is
some guy in his basement, typed it up and saved it as PDFs or
you
think this is underground knowledge. Okay, if and if you
want. Look, I'm not gonna pass on my PDF because I paid for it.
But people should go get to the player handbook PDF. It'll be in
the show notes. Okay, I actually wrote this down. Here's Adam
Curry's play and we'll be ready for this Guys. Guys. Guarantee.
Sexy time. Guaranteed sexy time with your partner, spouse, etc.
It has to be female doesn't count if it's a man.
Okay? That's, that's limiting, but okay. No, it's not
limiting. Because this is very, very specific. What you need to
do is get your get your get your lady. Like if I get your lady.
I'm the ladies man.
From the player handbook.
Now this is going to be a this is going to be a whole rewrite.
Okay. You sit down, you get yourself some Netflix. And you
turn on Joe Grant. Oh, no, no, no. Emma Thompson.
No, you got that name wrong. It's good luck to you, Leo
Grande.
That's what I mean. So you get good. Grades. Get it? Right.
Good luck to you. Leo grant. Leo grant. This is with Emma
Thompson, as grande with an E. And I believe that this is a
highly sophisticated form of adult female porn. Really? Yeah.
Yeah. Because Emma Thompson. I feel personally, look, I felt
good about my body after that movie. The whole thing was
about, really about her. And then it's not even about age,
just being embarrassed about how you'd look about your body about
everything. And I really wasn't, it could have been a play. It
basically was a play once, you know, impressed by that. I was
super impressed.
I love that movie. I did. And it's about basically I don't
want to get the whole thing away. But basically, Emma
Thompson plays a character who is widowed, and has not has not
been sexually fulfilled, never, never, ever sexually fulfilled.
And so she hires a sex worker. And it's a young guy and they
actually come to kind of get to know each other. And yes, it
boils down to her being comfortable with who she is and
her body. And it really resonated with me and I'm sure
it will resonate with a lot of women because Emma Thompson is
63 years old. And at the last the final scene of this movie,
she is
Wait, it was the final last 15 minutes like pop that come the
boobies I remember remember, it was surprising like, whoa,
but the last scene she's standing in the mirror and she's
completely naked completely. And it was just it to me it was it
was.
But even before that mind blowing, okay. Would you agree
with me that this is a very that isn't a form of female
pornography. It's not meant for instant gratification. Well,
when
I when I think of the word pornography, I think of it in a
negative term. I don't necessarily think of your
bigoted, I don't. Okay. Horrible, but eroticism is
probably more
female porn is eroticism.
Like that word. I just do. I like that word. Guys. Put it
into play a handbook.
Let me ask you a question. Did it work? Yes. Okay.
I just I liked I resonated with the character. So they
might call the Joe Grande. still reeling. Title wrong.
But I just liked that she was coming to terms with her
sexuality, her body and, you know, coming to accept her body.
And yeah, it's I would highly recommend watching it. It's on
Hulu. Yeah. And I also
felt you know, looking at Leo Leo Grande. I also felt my six
pack. Oh. I felt totally like I was him. Yeah, no, not at all.
Not in a million years. I just want to throw that out. There is
a very, very it's a good it's a good movie. Yeah. For couples to
watch. Yeah. Good movie for couples to and
especially for women. You're I'm saying? Yeah. But even that, I
mean, I just think it's also important for women who to
accept kind of their aging bodies, you know, accepting of
it and yeah. And so
are you accepting of it now? Oh. Has anything changed?
Yeah. I like the way I look today.
Super cute. pretty sexy. I told you that I saw it right away. Is
this because I was going to take you to crossroads. You dressed
up to go out dressed up for the show. We went
out for dinner dress up for the show. I did I just a few baby
for you. So but we're also watching a couple good things.
We started on the third season of Barry. Oh, Bill Hader. That
is an excellent show. But if you can't start in the third season,
you have to go to the first No, you
have to watch. Yeah, yeah, it's really good. There's nothing
like gay Chechen and gangsters.
Oh, it's it's funny. And it's it's it's a drama. It's
funny. Yeah. It's interesting time. Yeah. And also as a couple
of nights F used to Hollywood and streaming services in
general. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't catch that. Was that? Yeah,
that's his his his girlfriend and she's pitching to the
streaming companies. For shit, Ellen. Oh, no. The algo says
your show was cancelled after one episode. Exactly. Exactly.
Interesting.
And then I watched on the plane and then I said I would watch it
with you again was house of Gucci, which was pretty good. I
had no idea what that story was about. And Lady Gaga. Gaga,
Gaga. She was pretty good. She's very good. Yeah. And Jared Leto
Leto battle. Oh my god, that guy. He pulled performances out
like nobody, like I've never seen before. Those are our
recommendations.
Was that the one where everyone was talking in an accent?
Yes. How's it Gucci? Right? We're talking about Italian
accent.
It was really weird because who was the the male lead in the
Adam Driver? Guys, he
was good, too.
So they're both talking in these. So they're speaking
English with Italian accents, which is by itself weird because
of course they would be speaking Italian. With this. I can just
imagine how hard it must have been on the set. Can you not
just to break into some? I mean, it's so close between speaking
English with an Italian accent and just puking making fun of
it. Like you almost sound Mexican or something. Yeah. That
was very, very good. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was. I had no idea.
I thought there was still a Gucci family member involved
once Tom Ford came in. That was it. I didn't know that. No, I
didn't surprise me my fashion Easter news.
Yeah. How about that? What else you got on your list there?
Well, a couple of things. RTP you know who doesn't know RTP is
one of our biggest supporters. He's always sending us stuff.
Richard. Richard, he caught your RTP weaker who? Wicker wicker
the quicker quicker. Just trust me, he emails me every single
day. Sometimes with songs he's the one that did the song about.
He's the one did the story about the car. And his brother had sex
in his Oh, that guy. Yeah.
Did he send you another story? Oh, he just
said that. He went wanted to as he says as a value producer? I
am assuming production authority and rebranding the Korean keeper
show description.
Oh, that's right. Oh, he's the one that sent that he has a
show. No, no, no, no. This
is the show description. Oh, Korean the keeper. So you need a
description. Okay. I don't know what it is right now. We have a
new we have like wine. Fun laugh
who is that? Yeah. Pour glass. Get ready to laugh? Yes.
tagline. Well, he changed. He added Texas Hill Country
lifestyle romance adventure. Oh, that's where the tags
like a b&b.
Think it accurately describes us? You think so intuitive. Now
the thing you're talking about
the SNL skit that somebody sent to us. Did you clip in either by
chance?
I don't know. I'm just your producer. So maybe I did some
work. Oh, we actually we were talking
about what are you doing after the show?
I got to consult my handbook for a moment. Thanks. So I'm a
sexpert. We were talking about. Our producers. What do we call
them? Yes. And so we got Robert Skoll, Nicky. He sent us a
couple of suggestions. Cellar dwellers, cellar dwellers. Yeah.
wine snobs at Matra teas, which I kind of like natural teeth.
maitre d have made well he said put Mathur but made her teas for
trolls for some reason. But then it was Joe hotter. Hotter, Joe
hotter. And he's the one that sent us this video. I clipped a
little bit of it from Saturday Night lol Yes, I think this is
very appropriate. For what we will call ourselves as our
community he had curry in the keeper get ready yet to be
called cork. Soakers. Okay. This is Italian wine cellar with
Latoya Jackson is special guests with
Janet Jackson budget.
No Toya Jax. Now it was Janet. Sure, it was literally I will
bet you on how much you want to bet.
$1,000
Okay. $1,000 you don't have second? Let me see. I think
you're wrong, baby. I'm pretty sure that
does not look like Latoya because it was looking like
Michael.
Have you met either one of them? Yes,
I have for sure. I met Janet. I was in 11th row.
Okay. All right. Okay, you win. Excuse me. You win. is Janet.
You're right. I do not, Mr. DJ. I just had to go back and look.
To me making sure you knew what it was okay.
Right away, folks. You're now entering the corking room. This
is where the final step in the bottling process happens when we
prepare all the cooks for all the bottles of Brunello that you
saw earlier. Any questions? Yes. I always actually wondered about
that. How do you cook the bottles?
Excellent. The question my Bella. As you can see, we are
soaking all the cooks in this room right. These three guys
right here some of the most talented caucus talkers. I know
you're curious, how does one become a cork soaker?
As we like to say, cork soakers want to hear more?
I've heard it
but definitely put the link in the show notes. Quite funny. I
think that that's our cork soaker. Okay, yes. Our producers
are cork Soakers. I totally agree with that. All right. All
right. We
need a jingle. We need a jingle. Oh, okay. Yeah, so
what are the donations RTP is gonna send a five minute jingle
Okay. Recorded in this car on a two acoustic guitar who did the
opening who did the music? Jeff Smith calling Jeff Smith. We
need a jingle
hope he's listening. If anyone can do it, Jeff is our man
that's for sure.
Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah. Yes,
I'm waiting for your next thing.
Yes, we went to a fashio dance competition. This was an
incredible experience. Now if people who don't know what a
fashio is, shame on you, Fei s? It is basically river dance.
Irish dance.
Just call it what you want Riverdale Riverdale.
So we were invited by Dame Isabella and what's what's
David's name? Or is he a baron?
Duke? He's Duke. He's the Dukkha of the Arabian Peninsula and
America's Heartland. Yes. And
his wife melody is she she named a most definitely melody. Um,
but their daughter Isabella who I think because she competes.
And so they invited us they were going to be in Austin. They live
believe up in Kansas City, and got
up at the crack of dawn. I do want to point that out. The
sacrifice was real. Yes. Because Saturday had
to be there by 9am, which means we had to leave at 715 on a
Saturday, but we were happy to do it. Yeah. And so we got to
see Isabella, dance and LA, what's your thoughts of the
river dance?
So imagine you're you're in a hotel, you know, so typical
convention hotel and all the contestants and everyone,
everyone's in the hotel, and the ballroom are used for these
river dance competitions. And it's kind of like toddlers and
Tiara without the drama. It's like zero drama, but all of the
rhinestones, the glitter, the high piled hair, the
I was so mesmerized lievable all these young girls have these
hair pieces. I'm not just showing everyone. Oh, even
though yes, because there was 30 year old women competing, but
they had these hair pieces on that. I'm not kidding. You added
two feet to their height
and 20 pounds. And it did move with Marge Simpson hair. Yes.
And they wear this so they have the really high hair. They have
the very ornate bedazzled outfits,
which are uniforms and has all kinds of code and stuff like
that.
And it's not inexpensive. I melody was saying that used
Isabella's dress was almost two grand us.
So he got some other sweaty river dancer has been in that
thing.
You have a hopefully strike. Lots of makeup, lots of glitter.
I mean, it was just, I was more mesmerized by that.
But it's there. This is a real sport. This is no joke. This
This people are sweating and done after a three minute
routine. Yes, yes, that's a real
thing that after a while all the music kind of sounded the same
music is exactly
the same. Except for oh, here's the thing for me as a as a
Western rock and roll guy, you know, four on the floor. They
have the seven beat songs, which like you expect the frickin
leprechaun to jump out, you know, do 123567 We're going to
start on the seven instead of on the two or the four. And they
just have seven beats to it. It was very bizarre. Yeah, and it's
all accordion and the guy and there's let's live every every
song Is there a soundtrack? No, no, no, they have a the the beat
the bass drum. But no the recording everything. Yeah, it's
the you know, it's the accordion has the keys. And
yeah, it was pretty, it was pretty impressive. And then we
went to go see the champions. And that was like, Whoa,
that's no joke that
these guys the weight, the height that they get when they
want
that one guy who were looking at his legs only ship guy was
built. Yeah, but yeah, their arms flexible,
but their arms had to stay by their sides and almost a little
bit behind them. So I should have asked the history. They're
all muscular in the bottom and they're scrawny on the top, like
who ever came up? Look, I got an idea for a dance. Okay, here's
how we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it where you put your
arms down by your side you don't move them you got to go step
here. You got to high kick above your head. This is a cool Dan's
gonna do it was seven beats.
Okay, great idea.
I love it. We'll call it Fash bash. Yeah, I mean, seriously,
that was very, you know, I thought I've seen a lot in my
life. I had definitely not seen everything. Yeah. It was nice to
see all these young women and I would say maybe 5% men, boys.
Yeah. Something like that. More More women. It was really nice
to see them doing something that did not involve iPhones, iPads,
other bullshit. Just simple, old plain entertainment competition
friendly. I really love that. Yeah. I don't think we have
enough of that anymore.
Well, and it was nice to see Isabella. She participated in a
lot of competitions. And she won first place. Yes. Yeah. So that
was kind of cool.
Very cool. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
That was fun. It was fun. I'm glad I experienced it. Do I ever
need to see it again? Probably not. Well, I'm
glad we experienced as well because the next time we go see
isa Bella will be with her punk band. Oh, yeah. Where she's
because her mom's like, yeah, she's kind of losing her
interest in jazz. Bass. She's liking music. She's
gonna that's for sure. What she's doing Yeah. Would you like
to thank a few people grab a nice, a nice lineup of booster.
Lovely today, several donations actually. And the first one is
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want to question a question. Yeah, questions is good. But we
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we might have to replace the
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he was MacGyvering a battery. In the middle of the show, all of a
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You may want to you may want to take podcast professional off
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It's marketing to market. Oh,
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Yes. Anonymous. Yeah. 650 650-850-3503. Yeah.
Thank you. Well, on the QR
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It's funny too. Although I don't get to go to church with you
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no, sometimes it's not easy. It's completely not easy. It's a
horrible nightmare. But freedom is never easy. It always
requires an extra step. Yeah. Because there's no one in the
middle.
There's no way to do it. It's just Yeah, it's like, Oh, why
didn't I do this all along?
That's exactly what I said when I was 15.
You know what I love about this though, all the friends that
I've made like, like, for instance, when I was flying
southwest Christina Henry, she reached out to me she's a
Southwest flight attendant and she reached out to me and wanted
to have a cocktail. And I've got so many more new friends. You
met her on the plane know, through email and she was like,
when are you going to Portland? I I got that date to fly. Maybe
I can be on your flight. And I didn't tell you in any of this.
No, I don't remember this. I'm just so busy that all these
friends now.
That's not what's happening is you're writing it down I go.
This is for the show. My Husband, husband, the man I've
been married to for 18
years. He's me my producer. No, I mean, that's the thing that I
just I've just met so many wonderful people. I really have
like it want to meet these people in real life. I really
need somebody to come visit me so that I have somebody in the
pool with me with cocktail. Yes, yes. I've been by myself the
pool that has green steps. I'm working on it. Yes.
I'm like Adam, something's wrong with this pool. Adams a pool
boy. And he's produced antibodies Oh my goodness right
now because
it's it's been this is very
big Beatles there's all kinds of crap in the pool
that's not in the pools in the skimmer where it belongs like
Adam
there's this beetle it's about three inches long. Oh, I caught
a scorpion yesterday yes
you did it did very proud of you because I was not here and of
course you immediately or send me a picture
I was walking barefoot in the house usually have my slippers
on because we have polished concrete floors. I turn around
look, I'm like, holy shit Scorpion so I wasn't afraid at
all I went and got a glass put the glass over it sprayed a
little cedar oil and scooch the glass over and the thing was
gone. Or a bitch took a video and sent it to Adam like this
mofo showed up in the scorpion Hunter is fast asleep over and
she was just looking the wrong way. She didn't see it.
She was not interested in even with the glass around it. She
was like I'm sleeping
a lot of bugs. Like we just came up to the door and there's a bug
like moving around like a beetle or something in front of the
door, and she'll sniff it she's not interested. She's there's so
many things she's not interested in pickup truck though. I'm
gonna go fucking crazy on your ass. I know. was interesting.
The other night she never barks at night never heard anything.
She barks at three in the morning. 334 No 330 When she
first she doesn't
usually do that. Now there was not an Adam studio at night
because we have to keep her we have to keep her confined
because the back of her house is almost all glass and so if she
sees any movement or anything out there, she immediately
starts barking and her bark is pretty ferocious. Yeah,
you'll wake up from it. Yeah, so at 330 and it's not it's not
like a panic bark is like like one of those like telling
telling me I think like come on over. Something's going on over
can we do you actually woke up? You're like, is that Phoebe? I'm
like, is that her dog? Yeah. So I grabbed my nine as one does
course. 330 in the morning. I'm grabbing. I'm grabbing grabbing
the gun. I got my slippers. I got my slippers, my underwear,
and a nine millimeter. Nice dog. What's going on? What's going
on? Baby? Let's check this shit out.
Take it out.
Oh, yeah. Well, I don't know, hey, we're in the country. You
know what's going on?
Smart. You're smart.
To the neighbors across the way we would never have heard this
CB Of course it across the way they had guys. They're pouring
cement at 330 in the morning, which is understandable.
Understandable. But it was just surprising that you know, I know
I'm very proud of her.
You're up with her. You're like I'm gonna try and settle her
down and try and settle down. Like,
what the put the F? Oh yeah. This
is like a newborn. Like up with a newborn trying to settle this
dog down next
morning. We're both like, yeah, it feels like we're broke. We're
new parents. And again, the dog is sleeping. No, no, no, no
fine Lego. Let's just bring her into our room and let her sleep
right just like a newborn. And so we shut up kids
are wide awake for like should we can't go back to sleep and
she's snoring at the end of the bed. Snoring
which was very deja vu. I'm so happy. Yeah, we have this child
experience together at our age. I want a baby. You didn't have
to birth her. That's the good Harry 100 pounds a dog. Oh, I
can see. I've always scoffed at people like this. And now I'm
waiting.
You are You're worse than them now to you. One night that we
had to take her to sleep over in at the kennel and when we went
to Austin spent the night a friend. He did not like it at
all. No now. Yeah, because she follows you around. She is your
shadow.
I'm a dog person you are
I assume you're gonna get her a little stroller?
No, I don't think so. No, but I take her to social I always find
trips for her to go on with me go to you Tractor Supply. We
can't even say see a no no, the car word is no no, don't say
that. And don't if you're if I'm going in the car, I cannot
rattle my keys or you
cough when you graduate.
Excuse me. Even now when I'm filling up one of those Yeti
cups with ice because I like taking ice and water if she's
coming with me but even if a mile long trip. She's like what?
Yeah. What's with the ice? What's going on? We're going
somewhere. What's happening?
follows you around.
She's a good dog. Yeah.
Hey, so I wanted to talk about landscape Tommy.
Tommy Wax Myrtle? Yes, Tommy.
I met Tommy because at work at the little furniture store that
I work at and he has been amazing, amazing. People like
him and so he's very selective and I am appreciative that we
are on his list about his kids.
Oh, let me just let me just set up okay. Tommy, Tommy didn't
like me at all. So you thought you were a douche because a
whole rehome
Why would you do to him?
No. He looked at me and went, douche. And I understand. Well,
he's a redneck, and he'd be the first to say I'm a redneck. Now,
that's what he says. He says, that says I'm a redneck. And,
you know, he says, I don't want to deal with douchebag city
folk, whatever it is. And I knew it because I saw that. I saw
that he, you know, it was the when we when he first came over,
we were talking about Snowmageddon. And he was and he
was talking about add these, these silly rich assholes around
here. They're all getting generators. Yeah, like me. I got
one right over there. That's just waiting to be installed. Be
like, I don't remember that. Yeah. So there was something
there. And I remember, but then the next time he came back, I
mean, I come on. I want his heart within 10 minutes. I just
needed an opportunity. Well, he just needed to get to know you.
Yeah. Yeah. But now we're like best friends. Yeah, he really
likes you. And I really like
to. And he's
technically a Tommy, I just want everything to be beautiful. So
you tell me when I need to water stuff. You just give me the
instructions. I can do this stuff. Yeah. And that way, Tina,
happy. You know what? You know what, Tommy? And he said it?
Happy wife happy life. Yes, exactly. But he's a great guy we
had when it comes over. We hang out. We chat. Yeah,
yeah. So anyway, so we were talking to him about his
daughter and his son and I asked him he said his son's name was
Ross and I said, Oh, you're sensing Ross. It goes What's
your daughter's name? Because Chandler Ross in Chandler.
Like, no, no, that wasn't intentional. Sure, Tommy talking
about this in the show. So your names but I think about friends.
Yes. And then we got
here because have you met our dog? Phoebe said. Yeah, I know.
I know. I know. You got a full a full friends ensemble thought
that was funny. I thought that was really funny. So,
but the stuff he does is good. Except for the wax. Myrtles.
That was well, that was
just control now. I mean, the baby deer ate them. Yeah, he
did. He sprayed them and put mothballs and he's very
diligent. Tommy, good guy. Good guy. But he's not accepting new
clients. So we have malt ourselves. Sorry guys. Right?
Well not alter ourselves but and he's taking what he's
doing the big hotel stuff. Yeah. Is that Albert is doing that.
Now. He's doing another hotel or you're right. He's exclusive.
Exclusive does Yeah.
So I wanted to talk about church. I went to church on
Sunday. Yes, love. Love my church. Love My hands are still
at my side.
You're not quite Mr. Robot. I'm sitting here at home. You're
like this Your hands are up hands or I want to picture my
cup Lord. I am because I got nothing to be embarrassed about
no one around. Just me and the Lord and the YouTube and I know
you're there and it makes me feel
oh, it was packed it was Father's day it was packed I bet
so you know usually I don't have anybody sitting next to me and
so I'm sitting there I'm sitting in this family comes in Hey, the
seats available like I remember.
I like that's like your darling so give in church your girl your
grumbling at people in church about being next year
interrupting my song.
I mean, I'm God have mercy on this woman.
No, I recognize that I'm like Tina, stop being a bitch.
Oh good. Okay, good church.
I think that was a nudge from God. Let him sit next to you.
And so anyway during the Hello segment they were like I you
know
Hello segment for those you go to more traditional churches the
please say hi to someone who say
no, it's normally like the Peace be with you. Yes, but now it's
like turn around say hello to your neighbors and so I think
people are starting to recognize me because I'm becoming a
regular you
are the famous podcast professionals in the key Hello
here's
my card that keeps my producer and
just keep the keeper I should get you the keeper. I should get
you the keeper.com Let me see if I get your whole website.
Oh man that would be great. I wonder if that's probably big
get some extra work on the side. Only fans is
it when we fail
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didn't do that right.
I won't do anything with I can't even update our own website.
We could definitely use some help there. You know, I
understand you have important things to do like
Instagram. Yeah, you know, I got a lot of friends and In this
mantra
keeper.com someone already has the keeper.com. Masters. What is
the what is this? What is this? Copyright infringement? Let's
take a look at who's the keeper.com didn't don't even
have a website.
Anyway, can you get back to my church story? Yes, yes. This is
riveting, babe. So, yes, I'm starting to know more people at
the church. But anyway, this, the sermon has been about the
Holy Spirit, and how people are fearful of the Holy Spirit. And
I was saying to you, like, I don't fear the Holy Spirit,
because the Holy Spirit is our comforter is our helper, you
know. And so I found that interesting that two sermons
he's done about the whole series this summer, so I should have
caught the theme. But he was also saying that sometimes
people question that when things happen in their life, they look
at how versus the Wow, because they don't like how things are
packaged and sent to you. When things happen. There's always a
wild message in it. But a lot of times you look at the how
message sometimes it takes a little bit to get to the WoW
part. And yeah, that a lot of people just don't like the
packaging of God. And I thought that was really I really liked
that too. But yeah, we get caught in like, how could this
happen? Instead of wow, what is what does this mean? Or I agree,
it was God's hand. And
sometimes God markets things a little unconventionally. Like,
really, that's how you want to market that to me. Yeah. Yeah.
Every single I'd say my prayers in the morning when I'm walking
Phoebe, which is this beautiful moment on the on the back road
there, and the sun sometimes just breaks through at the
moment, I'm doing this. And for me, every single time, I just
noticed the miracle of the nature of the world. Because
when you're out that, I mean, we were rural, and there's nothing
going on, but birds, and jack rabbits and deer and our own
animal and just the lush the trees and everything. And I'm
like, this is the miracle right here. Yeah, every morning, I
look at this, this is a frickin miracle.
That's how I felt in Acadia to Yes. And also I feel that way
with all the red Cardinals which are have a significant spiritual
meaning to them. So another thing I wanted to talk about
too, and I wasn't sure whether I was gonna bring this up or not,
but right before the show, and I was getting this nudge to I
spoke to my older sister, who I haven't spoken to for, probably
since my dad passed away, which was 10 years ago. Wow. And I was
on the phone with her. And it was I was nudged. I was nudged
for that to happen.
And she was too. Yeah, by the way. And I
had a really, really nice conversation with her, really,
and she's really funny. And she's, she's done. She's had a
really hard life. And she acknowledges that, but it's her
life, and she accepts it. And she feels really balanced right
now. You know, she's dealing with some things, but for the
most part, she feels balanced. But I wanted to share this one
story that she shared with me that I thought was really,
really funny. And I told her I asked her permission if I could
share the story. And she said, she was telling me that her ex
husband, he was he was a lot of trouble for her. He created life
made life difficult for her in a lot of a lot of different ways.
And she said you know, I wasn't innocent either. She said one
time I nailed his best to the floor. And he put his boots on.
And he fell fell forward. But she also says she said one day
he came home and I guess he drank a lot and she said one day
he came home and he put her frozen pizza in the oven. And
she said after it cooked she he put it back on the cardboard,
you know comes in the cardboard and he cut the piece pizza. He
ate the carbs. We ended up eating my cardboard and he
turned around and said don't order that piece anymore. It was
really dry. Cardboard you asshole. She said that he goes
well, I guess I'll be shooting in a little box for a while. Did
you not know that you're eating the freaking cardboard?
I gotta be honest with you. I could have easily also put the
cardboard in the pizza in the oven. I don't think I would have
you eaten it. But I can see that part of that mistake happening
anyway. But my whole point in telling the story was that I
felt I felt a little nudged you know, by God to like, reach out
to her and to connect with her and she did it before I did it.
And I'm really I'm really happy. I mean, life is so short now
that I just, you know, would
you say it's always it's fair to say that since we've been on
this quest that these types of things keep happening.
Yeah, I mean, it happened with my friend and flow. or no? Yeah,
it's happened with my friend in the app to my friends in Florida
and yeah, yeah. And I realized I have more time behind me than I
have ahead of me. And so I'm I mean, I am I am focused on
making sure that it is good going forward.
It was really nice to hear your ad because I was you know, I was
doing something else. I didn't know that you were talking to
her but then I'm saving the world or something small. And
then, but I hear the conversations like Who is she
talking to? You sounded so happy so light.
Yeah. credibly comfortable? Yeah, it was not uneasy at all
it
was. Now this is the sister that you that you threatened with a
knife under the door, right? Yeah. So to have this show? Yes.
Just to remind everybody who we're talking about. I'll cut
you bitch. That's this is to talking about here. It doesn't
matter. It's still a great. Did you bring it up with her? No.
Hey, remember when I said I'm gonna cut you? I can't wait to
meet her. I'd like to verify a little story. Your sisters told
on the show. Yeah, that's really good. I'm happy for you. Yeah,
me too. I have something here for Dan Gardner, who I've known
for. He's been supportive, no agenda for many, many, many
years. And it's interesting what kind of people pop up in your
life when you start talking about things. He says, Adam, I
agree with you. The hymns of the church. Oh, see, this is the
same thing as the teeth. The hymn of the church are beautiful
and need to be sung more in worship services. Now I didn't
know Dan was a Christian never thought about it before that my
sister told me about a group named anthem lights and he sent
me a link I'll play a little bit of that they did not exclusively
perform hymns and not all the performances are acapella basis
I'm rejoicing for you and with you and Tina that you have found
faith in our Savior Jesus Christ. And the angels in heaven
rejoice for every sinner that comes to believe in the Lord
says I'm sorry I cannot contribute currently financially
to no agenda. Corinne, the keeper. My finances are razor
thin. That's okay, brother. Just this note is value for value
right there says just meeting my obligations each month. It's a
struggle, especially during the summer. I'm not looking for
sympathy. You're not getting any. I just wanted to know if I
could contribute I would I do hit people in the mouth that I
can do. May the God of heaven richly bless you and Tina, your
brother in Christ. I'm so glad I can call you brother in Christ.
Dan Gardner from San Antonio. I'm so happy to have this
connection with Dan because I've known him for a long time. Oh,
you know, I know most of the people who've if you've ever
donate is no agenda. I know you. I know you. I know part of you.
I know your story and know something. And it's so nice. And
he sent this along. These guys are pretty good. Okay, if you
heard these at your church, I think you'd freak out. Okay, me
seeing me the sound me he's just acapella, right?
This is at his church.
Yeah. No, no. This is these guys. Oh,
like Damn.
Was blind. This kid is grace.
Still singing? Beautiful. The good looking guys to send me the
link really, really good. Yeah, really? And I agree. But I'm not
a big Amazing Grace fan. Yeah. Other stuff. That's really nice.
But yeah, I love hearing that.
There's there's a song that they that they play at the bridge,
the bridge, that bridge. It's called the blessing. And it
just, it gets me and they usually they usually close with
that. Yes. I love that. I love love, love. Love that song.
Yeah, so that's my church. That is my church and
one hour and 14 minutes on the nose. Allison's already ready to
get us on the speed dial. So I have
I have one one more request, of course. So we were talking the
other day,
okay. The way you set this up, I don't like the way this is
going.
Okay. Well, I have a request. So Adam turns to me. He goes, Yes.
Somebody somebody emailed me or talk to me about cat key. I'm
like, Cat Cat. What the hell is Cat key? giggles you know, curry
in the keeper? I go it is not cat key. We are not calling a
cat key. Okay, so I have a request no cat key.
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