She can keep in mind.
Everything's fine. Yep. All that you need to carry any key
carrying the key for March 23 2022 This is episode nine.
Hello, my queen.
Hello, my love.
How are you? I'm good. Because she's like we haven't seen each
other for two weeks.
I know it's a big day today, Adam.
I know today is first time we ever talked day I held on to
that shit all day long for this show. You
see it on Instagram? No, no, no,
you. First of all cheers me. Cheers.
No, no. Me.
Hold on. We'll get that Huh? Huh? What do you think?
I need to open up a little. Ooh.
You don't like it?
It's a little it's got a bite to it. What is it? What are we
drinking?
This is SIG see guy loose 2018 generar bet home from the south
of France. I bought this because you didn't buy anything. And
because you said go to HGTV and get some wine. Heb is like a
grocery store. Yeah, that's the heap. It's not quite Whole
Foods. No, no, no but it's also not quite
Publix or.
And I got this because I saw the booster grams that came in. I
said hey, we can get a nice bottle of wine. There was not a
cheap bottle which is disappointing that you don't
like
I think it just needs to open up a little bit it has a bit of a
bite is
let me see what they say here. Intense deep ruby color.
Concentrated very right black fruit, complex spice and toasted
oak unfolds into opulent aromas of blackberries, black cherries
and plums sound like the movie guy. Long, long tasting
finished. Supported by velvety tenens open a couple of hours
before serving. I didn't read the directions. hours. I thought
I mean, isn't wine the direction just open ports?
Open for drink. That's crazy.
Okay, I didn't realize that. I'm sorry. I would have done that
much earlier.
I'm sure it's fine. Yeah, it'll go down as we continue to talk.
So you you mentioned Oh my god. Eight weeks ago, you said? Is
that how I talk? This is actually a recording would you
say these things and I know that you often wonder if I listen.
Bam know that. Oh, you nailed it. Yeah, I even had my calendar
you can see it Yes. Annual repeat.
He's still my
show smart. Yeah, look says right there. First Tina talk.
Oh. And I saw this come up yesterday. I'm like, first Tina
talk. Oh, first Tina talk.
I had done a post on Instagram. I had not you didn't see cuz I
don't tag you and you don't go on Instagram anyway, not
just to see if my daughter's alive and my stepdaughter.
Although I don't think I'm in the cool person group on her
Instagram. Yeah, I don't see any cool stuff.
Yeah. But yes, seven years ago today, Adam and I were in a
meeting at Ross dollhouse charities and that's how we met.
And later that night he friend requested me on Facebook and the
rest is history.
That's right. That's how you do it. Ladies and gentlemen. You
want a woman with money friend requests on Facebook. You're
good to go. It's all it takes.
Oh, my heart. I'm like really
surprised by that because I considered a card. Oh,
no. That would have just went over the top. I know I'd be over
the moon. I know but I'm talking about it is not the same.
This is on our podcast. I thought Yeah. Anyway, anyway, I
should have shut up about the card. I was ahead what I do I
ruined it. I was in a good space. Oh Well welcome
everybody. It's good to have everybody listening. So many
nice emails and things that people have been sending and
posting and booster grabbing as well. Although we could use a
little more money to be quite honest. I mean, we got the
booster gram and nothing so we could you know buy this bottle
and still pay taxes.
But it's the fun and doing the show though that's the most
important thing but
you don't you don't understand how the value for value model
works when you say it doesn't matter. Just have fun. No, this
is indeed this is our weed. This is our exit
strategy to toe shoes. You know I'm good with that. How much is
100? Satoshis?
Yes, about a quarter of a penny.
I mean, 100,000 Satoshi.
You'll be happy with today's booster apps. You'll be happy
with today's Yeah, yeah. So baby. So my beautiful woman we
have a lot of actually it's been a weird two weeks. Yeah.
dominated by a couple of different topics. Yeah. One
being vacation.
Yes. Next Friday we are off to the beach. It
is so cool every single day. There's a package that arrives
and I'm getting ready and you know that it's not for me
because it's not a box. It's something soft like no, that's
not for me. I have to take my glasses off and look at the
labels and
the dresses. I got my bathing suits. I had to get my organic
sunscreen you get on trusting that sunscreen out there
anymore. But what did you get? It's called Garden goddess.
We're waiting for it. I had I had actually reached out to a
functional medicine practitioner on Instagram. Yeah, and asked
her because a lot of sunscreen was just recalled because it had
cancer causing ingredients like Neutrogena. Neutrogena, I think
is one of them. Yet, so she's she's a super popular functional
medicine practitioner on Instagram where she where she
located? I don't know. I don't know. But anyway, I was thinking
I was great. Yeah, insulin. I was grateful that she answered
me so yes, packages are arriving. I'm I'm completely
outfitted. How are you doing?
I still have my bathing suit from eight years ago when we I
think oh, the Speedo?
No, not the Speedo.
I remember when we first started dating. I never short shorts. I
did not have a Speedo. No,
I know. But you had super short shorts. I was like, whoo, those
legs.
Is that not cool?
But you did get your Wrangler Jeans. We finally found Wrangler
Jeans for
Adam. Oh, man. You're bouncing from from one topic to the next.
Yes.
vacation clothes. Okay, yeah. Well,
I'm, I'm still kind of with all these packages that arrived. And
I don't feel like I got a fashion show of even 10% of it,
which I enjoy very much as you know, I love I love criticizing
your clothes. Yes.
When Adam looks at me, he looked he'll look at something and I'll
say what do you think it'll be? Take that off? Not only not a
good way
to only happen once or twice, like no, no. And I don't say I
just say no, I take that.
No, but you're pretty honest. And I really honest.
No, I'm completely honest. And you have to know that because
when I say you look beautiful, sexy. Fantastic. I'm honest to
Yes. So I am brutally honest. And I still do not look like
those pants that make it look like the dike just broke. And
you know you're expecting high water. Well, I know they're very
trendy but every woman looks dumb and nice. I don't like
that.
He's referring to the like the boyfriend cut ankle like frayed
bottom jeans that sometimes they have a hole you know holes in
it.
I don't care about the holes to the to pi. It's like high water
which I know is I don't understand what what is the
point is your boyfriend a midget? I mean, explain to me
why oh baby dial in the end this and the but always look square.
That's not every single woman. I do not like this cut. I don't
know what's wrong with you, women.
Maybe it's you. It's the style. I happen to like it. So.
Oh, it's fine. I don't say anything about it. You asked me
I gave you my opinion. And that's it. And it just happened
to come up again right now. So like, see
I got your favorite pants. Yes, well, there are a few shirts
too. You don't do that to me. You just there's a look that
comes over your face and I haven't even walked up to you.
I'm like, Okay, I'll go take it off. I don't know what was wrong
with us. But it's wrong. He'll walk
up to me. I'll go nice shirt. I see your iron it. He goes I did.
I did iron. It was like, not very well, but okay. No, I need
staff.
Yeah. That's what I need. Yes.
So yeah, so we're I'm prepared. I think I have almost everything
in I'm waiting.
I love the green dress by the way. The green long maxi dress
that I love that that'll be
featured on our my Instagram stories. So you'll see what he's
talking about.
Lovely. I wonder if we have listeners in Aruba? We must.
There must be some Dutch Dutch people.
Oh, that's right. Because it's a yeah, we'll see. Okay, it's
opened up. Now. Try it is good. That's pretty good. Right? Yeah.
Yeah. It does taste good. And it's so hard on on show days.
I know for you not to have your glasses. Have it while we're
cooking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then during dinner No, no glass of
wine. I'm ready for it.
Getting back to packages we just got in the mail. And Sarah, if
you're listening you're like this. We just got the book
Evidence That Demands a Verdict. Adam bought it and it's it's
actually a use book because there's this her recommendation.
Yes. She's the one Oh, that's right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Um, Adams
taking this on vacation. I'm excited to I'm going to read it.
But inside there's an inscription from two doors from
Tim September 25 19 8202. That was a good year.
Was it a good year? Yes. I remember it wasn't a recession
yet or something.
So yeah, so we've got a DIY thing that I didn't I
didn't realize that man just got off amazon so it was it was
secondhand I don't think was available in in new print. Oh,
it wasn't no, but I like that I like books with and I hope that
there's something written in the sideline like that too and
someone made a note or something I kind of dig that looks like
that.
Yeah. So so your one little package came in for vacation?
Yes,
that's that's an entire package. Listen, I'm putting my package
inside the only pants I got that I wear and I have to write I got
like two different Bermuda like Lynx shorts I got a pair of
swimming trunks and got t shirts yeah
yeah that's me
yeah not me I've dresses and shorts and bathing suits
but I do have my wrangler and Levi official bootcut cowboy
jeans I'm official now it's it's the real deal and not with
Jordan Jean stitching on the glory of Vanderbilt the
dazzling, dazzling on the but no.
Like from Jersey Shore we talked about that
was pretty cool, though, because this is, you know, been
frustrating as you can't find anything. And you know, we had
that debacle in San Antonio. I went to Carville, which which
you're afraid of. I'm not afraid of it. You don't like Carville?
I never said that. Mark Hall said he didn't like
Well, no, it's Mark Hall and I and Mike, Mike X Mike the cop
who was in Carville. He's like, so I think you got kind of
tainted by that a little bit because we had a lovely a lovely
afternoon. Yeah, went to grape juice, which is nice little
restaurant. Venison chili. And then we went to that was the
whole mission, I think was to go to Lowe's and Home Depot for
like
stain fence stain for our little garden that we've started now.
Yes. And our little garden.
That's right, our vegetable garden and we have a
cauliflower. No, we have a broccoli. It's a green
cauliflower. We have a broccoli. We have a tomato and we have a
basil. We
have three pepper plants. We have three pepper plants, tomato
plant partay to broccoli, plants and
going slow. We're going very fast. We don't know what the
hell we're no idea what we're doing.
So we didn't we thought about buying a greenhouse and then
it's just so common.
Even we have to introduce a new person. Even Tommy? Oh, yeah,
Tommy is he drives the pink limo in town.
He used to
know he still drives the bubble ball. He
said that he was stopping that because the girl
the money's too good. He's making too much money in a
weekend. It's crazy. I should take that up. You want to hold
the girls heads. They're out the window of your limo. Now.
This is a young woman here in Fredericksburg. I think she's
25. She's Yes, she's 25. And she there's a ton of bachelorette
parties that come through this little town. That's a lot of our
gilbart industry. Yes, because there's a lot of Bnbs here and
wineries. And so they come in they spend the weekend here. And
so this young woman decided to start this Brooks Brooks bubble
bus Brooks or Bridget I'm not sure. Bubble bus and these pink
limos and pink Hummers and she at 25 is making a killing. Oh
yeah, she's cleaning up. And so Tommy, our landscaper who I met
while I was working and then roped him into coming to replace
some trees here. Yeah, he he had a time. Oh, how did Tommy get
into this? I don't even bring it up.
Because we don't know what we're doing. Because I have some more
because of the So Tommy, that Tommy is my kind of guy. But he
didn't really like me at first. So who is this this loud mouth,
but then didn't like, you know, he says that I didn't like you
at first. You might just be messing with me because you just
mess with it. We're messing with each other all day long. He
could have been from Jersey. It's very interesting. But I say
Tommy, I don't know what I'm doing. And you tell me what to
do. And I'll do it and we'll have a beautiful property here.
So he texts me it's like, today, water the trees. It's like and
you do it like you know put the hose in and let it go for two
hours. A little more than drip not too much. I yeah, I do. I do
what I'm told, right. Yeah, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be
fantastic.
And but he was helping us with the garden. And so he which he
says By the
way, I'm a landscaper. Not not a vegetable guy. Yeah, a gardener.
Yeah. Very
nice him because he was talking about building beds on our
around our pool. We have a fence, but beyond the fence the
deer roam. And so if we were going to do a garden, we had to
somehow protect it from the deer or they would it would be right
it would be a feast for them. And so he said, Oh, we can build
these beds and we'll just put chicken wire over it. Adam goes
well, how do we get in there to 10 beds with the chickens?
And he's like, damn it. You got me curry like holy crap. Tommy,
what's wrong with you? I'm a landscaper and not a gardener,
but he was thinking along with us. Yeah. And then he said, You
know I said do Some research to talk to some people so these are
all ship and all these these unless you're going to build
something really perfect and custom and solid. It's gonna
fall apart he says no good. Yeah. And then we also looked at
like, are we insane? Let's start with one green cauliflower,
broccoli, one broccoli, you know, that's much better so we
get it however, yes. Regarding Tommy Yes.
Oh wait, let me finish this thought and you
know you know what I'm thinking right? But so we plant
it so we just get to elongated like rectangle planters and we
plant it and we water it Yeah. Are you done yet so it cuz I
don't want to get too overzealous with the plants
because then we'll have so much we won't know what to do with at
all.
There's no danger of too much. No, we were these little box up
prepping and I guess we could always freeze stuff. But anyway,
heading back to Tommy. Yes.
So all of a sudden. So we have a lot of single people in our life
and multiple single people. Yes, they're always looking and you
know, they're always like, Hey, Adam. Oh, sure. You know, some
hot rich guy. Right? No.
Why haven't you found my husband?
There's a lot of that, too. So, you know, tell the story about
Yeah, because it's all you're doing. And by the way, I want to
preface is a very good chance we lose and a good friend and a
landscaper in this deal. So I'm, you know, I go ahead. I'll
tell my friend Allison, who's the teacher. She, by the way
said that our show was a little too long. Whatever, Allison.
Yeah. Hey, teach. How about your lesson? Oh, that was a little
long.
But um, so she's single. And I was talking to Tommy one day and
I'm like, I think she would probably like him because he's,
he's kind of spunky, you know, he's funny, and he's kind of
spunky and so cleans up pretty good. And so yeah, I'm trying to
do I'm trying to be a matchmaker. So I mean, she
doesn't like me, he doesn't like her. It's fine. So I
don't know what you said to Tommy, but Tommy calls me about
the greenhouse is like, yeah, hey, um, Hey, Adam. Like, man,
man, like thing here for a second. You know, Tina was like
talking about some friend of hers. Teacher. Yes. See Is What
do you think good thing to Tommy, that you shouldn't be if
you're in the market. You definitely, definitely worth
giving it a try. But and I told him the same thing. I do not
want to lose a friend and my landscaper. So
you told me that you told him she was spunky? I didn't say
that. I spunky I might have said, Well, I think I also said
the same thing. She cleans up real well, yeah. But didn't want
to be rude on the show. But since you brought it up. Yeah.
Yeah. Who knows? We'll see. I shower put on her face. Yeah.
No. She painted her face. No, you girls were doing makeup in
the morning here one day. And I'm like, if that kind of spruce
it up real nice. Yeah. Yeah. So have you have they exchanged?
No, no, I'm
waiting for his picture. I gotta show. Yeah.
You can't wait forever. You got to go out there and take it when
he's, he's I think he's shyer than you might realize.
Now he seems pretty outgoing. He was talking my ear off when he
came into the store.
These are the shy ones like me, like our first talk on this very
day. I was all outgoing, telling you how I liked you shoes and
everything. And I'm really just a shy guy. You are not I'm a
classic introvert.
Or not at all. You will talk to a rock dude. Anyway, going back
to the garden, several people sent us tips. And somebody told
me to plant mint around our tomato plant to keep the bugs
away. And then somebody else has sent off a link to these spikes
these like fertilizer spikes. So I think we need to get those
fertilizer spikes. Yeah. To help help with the plant.
Just put it in the in the earth soil
in the earth. In the bag, garden here,
gardener Bob here. Do I stick that fertilizer spike in the
earth? Adam needs SAF to tend to his garden. Not
Yes. But I'm into it. Yeah, me into it. I really enjoyed
we didn't want to invest in a lot of money because like Adam
said, we really don't know what we're doing. Good. Good.
Good. Good news. Oh, well, you know the news. I got a call two
days ago in the morning. It was great. Greg the welder you know
the guy who grind wants to grind up donkeys for his dog. Dog
passed away by the way. He was broken up about that man. Well,
he hadn't for nine years. Yeah, he woke up and found him he had
passed away.
Maybe from the ground up donkey bought a dog. Um, he said it's
like 730 is a man. That is You're cute. Was it was early
for him is your power on? What do you mean? Yeah powers on he
said there's no power anywhere so now and we had we were under
regular power so I went out and like for everyone had power
outage we didn't notice anything our generator came on it kept
everything perfect throughout the night we didn't wake up from
it just bingo Boom shakalaka Yeah, I am so happy about that
no John Henry came back up started making us Bitcoin. The
only thing that that goes
bad is in our cabinet in our house here. The Wi Fi and the Wi
Fi. I'm like, You need to get rid of that orange. The thing is
orange. That's why I call them Orange Man bad. Orange. Man bad.
Orange is an Umbral Bitcoin node and we'll invent orange is very
important with them also runs the pie hole and other important
things.
Well, you're looking at me, Orange Man
bad needs to shut his piehole that's all I
listen. There were all kinds of issues on the internet. And I of
course, I'm like, I immediately think it's my shit, of course,
but it's not. And where are those next stream guys? The big
will give you fiber.
We're Starlink people too.
But you know, I got an email from Elon. Yeah, it when I get
the service, it'll be more expensive. Oh, literally said
hi, their customer. Because of inflation. we're upping the
price. They upped the price by I think 8% or 9%, the monthly
subscription. But I still haven't. You know, I'm still not
actually a recipient.
My hairdresser has it? She's in Fredericksburg. Really? Yep. He
has it. Mm hmm. So you might want to get on the phone with
Elon.
Yeah, that's useless that that there's no reason to do that.
So let's transition to from Donkey meat to Phoebe.
Yes. Because this is very this has been the other part of our
week. This has
been distressing. Yes. So we've called in a trainer. We have to
have a trainer because elite Elise
you want me to edit?
The name
complete. Phoebe has been very territorial. And she actually
snapped at a couple people in our house. And I realized that
that's just the breed but very distressing. And yes, so we're
trying to find a solution. And we are doing a couple different
things with her. She's a livestock protection dog. So
she's meant to be out roaming and protecting. She doesn't
play. She doesn't fetch a ball. She doesn't do any of that. And
she's protecting us. And so she's
the more she's bonded to us, the more protective more protective
she is. And we we don't know what we're doing quite honestly,
with this breed. Yeah. And so we're bringing in a trainer to
help us because we just we need some tools on how to let her
know that. Okay, guard dog. Okay, yeah, yeah, no, attack
this thing. This is good.
And as you always say, if somebody gets hurt in our house,
what do you always say?
Oh, it's a lot of forms to fill a fucking nightmare.
So and I of course, don't want any, any of our friends to be
injured by this
screw that you're right. The forms is the problem. I'm so
worried about the friends. So yeah.
So we're we've got the training. And then also Adam came up with
a brilliant idea today, because we have three little over three
acres here.
Yeah. And one piece is all it's fenced off, which
is well around the pool. It's not very big for her. And so we
just
get up to 50 miles an hour now.
It looks like it.
But we decided to get an electric fence so and what
explain you found Oh,
it's actually the halo color. And it's now it's it's approved
and endorsed and he's a co founder, Cesar Millan the dog
whisperer, the dog whisperer, who I enjoy very much. And, you
know, I've looked at the reviews. And in essence, the way
it works, the collar is has a GPS in it, and a very high
resolution, very accurate, accurate GPS. So you draw on a
map in the app, or you can actually walk the collar around
to where you want this fence to be. And then you do have to,
there's a training period, which I guess I'm sure the app will
show me all which will run on your phone since it will never
run on mine. And so there's different levels you can set. So
one is like pppp, beep and a vibration the closer she gets to
the perimeter within certain boundaries. I think you can also
set it to shock but I'm not really a fan of that at all. But
we'll have to I mean, we'll have to see what what's in it. But
the people who use this are typic people shepherds, German
Shepherds, and when it works, they love it. Yeah,
he got really good reviews.
Because the dog is really like oh BB BB.
Oh my god. Okay, I
got it back off this this is my boundary yeah and it came to me
because I decided to walk the whole boundary where there today
which I don't think I've done because I don't think I've done
that with her if I walked the entire I don't think so boundary
of the property and she and she was really enjoying that we have
a fence that she could walk right through that fence she
could bust through it in a heartbeat. Just a wire fence.
But I can tell this is the dog needs to do that needs to roam
around and sniffle and all this bull crap in the tree line and
stuff that's her that's her. That's good that that's what she
that's where she comes from from the tree line ghetto. Yeah, and
so we just don't have a you know, an appropriate fence and
we can't put in a fence to keep her in that would be I mean,
no crazy God now just the property for I don't even like I
wouldn't know. Anyway, but yeah, so this will I think this will
help hurt because then she can go out and roam. But we had to
take her to the vet yesterday because she's got major
allergies in her ear and we put her on the scale. And she is a
chunk of monk she now weighs 103 pounds. Fat so
this is her fighting weight. The bitches can get up to 105
pounds.
I've seen too many treats, man. She's like, Yeah, I could when
we got
still has her but well it's more Skipper. Barbie doll but well,
she's she was emaciated when we got her when when she rescued
Well, she was 80 pounds when we when we
I thought she was 83 Well, it doesn't really matter. Well,
she's gained 20 pounds
almost 25 Yeah, she's she's a little chunk of me
there as well. So first of all, it's not body shaming or
meatballs for her. I am certainly guilty of being a vain
over treater. She doesn't seem to mind that the treats have
gotten very small.
And we've cut her dog food down a bit. Yeah, just a tad. I just
don't want her to be so
no. But she's right now. She's perfect. Yeah, she should not be
more than this. I totally agree. And yeah, we're on a trajectory
to be more so we're slowing that down. Yeah, she, by the way is
next to me here in the studio on the floor out.
And you know what she's Yeah, no haters gotta ship up, or else
she's in big trouble.
And it's really it's really only with other people in the house.
But there's other things you know, I would like, you know,
we're gonna we're gonna learn how to work with her. Yeah, we
are. And this is a hill country. Dog lady. Yes. She's from
Kerrville. Yeah, she probably Ms. 13. So yes, yes, yes. Yeah.
What are you doing that you just saying? Yes. To my Ms. 13 joke.
Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking at my phone. Here. We're
looking. I was looking
for texting and texting during the show. No, I'm
looking for a text that you sent me because it relates to one of
my stories that I'm going to tell okay. Anyway. What do you
have on your
waiting for your next thing? Oh, the producer. I just call them
automatically producer who sent us the Axios drink stuff? Yes.
Did you remember who that was? Because he sent an email about
anyone? No, we thought and, and I want to say I answered him.
Oh, you did? I did. Want to hear on the show. Probably.
Yeah. I told him that. You enjoyed it. I liked it a lot.
You went to the grocery store and spent $300 You remember
that?
Because it was all jacked up? Yes. I do remember that. And
like, I was shocked and I was just buying shit. Did I come
home with a lot of crazy crap came
on with a $65 bottle of wine and like what it was for the two
shows ago. I was like, wait, what? We never do that. And then
I told them I'm going to the doctor.
By the way, no wine is really worth $6 That comes from
actually we
suck it down in our eyes
like hey, that was good. Yeah, you can give me yellowtail in
the business.
I forget his name, though. But he was the one I think that with
the Christmas cup with the Christmas card with with his
wife was
there this 8000 Yes, this sounds I liked it. I should have
another one. I haven't had one in a bit.
And I told him that I wanted to talk to the functional medicine
practitioner that I go to. Because I take so many
supplements I wanted this really Monday.
Yeah. So you're all healthy and fit and ready for vacation. I am
to be ready for
I've been working out. You're ready for me working out. Trying
to drop some weights. I can gain it all back on vacation. Yeah.
I'm kind of looking forward to that. Yeah. It actually is a
curry in the keeper week when we're off. So Oh, yeah. All
right. In fact, that means
we could record Yeah, you're gonna miss a few shows, aren't
you?
Well, so the next Korean the keeper. Well, we could do it
when we get back and we can what are we coming back Saturday,
late Friday. Yeah, late Friday, and Lisa will be here so maybe
we can throw her on the show. On Saturday. Oh my goodness, she's
a few edibles and to show
who are you?
I know. You Okay.
Let's do it. Let's drop some acid, bro. Damn. Do some
edibles. Look at you. 10 milligrams.
I know I graduated from five to 10 I know. I know. Who am I?
Anyway, so yeah. CB Yeah, yeah. work required.
Yeah. required but on your walk. Um, we discovered that the three
cows that live across the street from us had a
baby. Yes. baby calf growing.
It's a bull and two cows you said right. Are you sure about
that?
Well, it's, it's it's two cows and one cow that has other
problems? Because I think pretty sure. I think it's the bowl.
Yeah, yeah. And I think I'm not sure but I think there's a
reason for that you put the mother now the mother is obvious
which one is the mother the big round one. Because when when we
go up to the to the because Phoebe is interested now they're
in a further pasture right now, when they when they mix them up
and they come closer to the road. TVS very interested in
this and she goes and stands there, and she looks at the
calf. And that mama cow gets up gets up. Oh, 8000 pounds comes
over. Looking at it like that. And then Phoebe will invariably
jump like, go away because it's a big ask. But it's kind of cool
to see the baby calf. The trainer when I talked to her
Holly. She said, could you talk to your neighbors because it's
really fantastic for dogs to be with cows and calves? Oh, maybe?
I don't know. I don't know whose they are and I don't know if
they're the neighbors or if they just
know their neighbors directly cross there the neighbors down
the hallway the gate opens off
we know that we don't know anything
about do you know?
That's kind of weird. We should
Mike Stark probably knows we can ask them. Oh, we
should just go just say hi. Yeah, one day.
Yeah. So anyway, so yeah, we have wildlife new wildlife and
yeah,
and you know the wild what's coming now is you know the the
wasps are coming and red wasps are coming, which
means that the scorpions will be scorpions, a huge problem with
scorpions. Last summer we did so Adam was getting ready to go to
Amsterdam to see his daughter and all of a sudden Scorpion
started coming into the house and I'm like,
oh my god, like one like 567
Every time I'm went into the bathroom, there's a scorpion.
Those things are creepy.
These are not horrible. These scorpions are about two inches.
You won't you won't die if you get stung by one so I can't wait
to see how Phoebe is going to be with these because she's gonna
find them she's gonna go oh, that's what you have a dog for
to alert you to the danger so
Adams in Holland Christina and I'm home by myself no dog yet
remember edible because I'm like I'm I go to bed I'll say look in
the kitchen like mother effer there's coffee and like fully
alive. So I bought this.
I have to have to step back a little bit and you have to
understand that the lovely keeper here is not one for bugs
in the house. I mean a fly in the house is does it fly in the
house? Which is is Tina for Dude get this fly out of my house. A
fly a fly is in the house. Yeah, you walk out you're standing in
the doorway. I'm sorry. Doing what you say close a door fly
night come in. You're not about Beeston. But and we do realize
we're in the hill country where they kind of be
all we've seen praying mantises we lots of grasshoppers
to huge Jack rapids. You said the other day
well, that's our insects but Yeah, huge jack rabbits, huge
ears. Insects. We've seen beetles of all sizes, spiders,
huge spider bugs. I mean and then the read was they're flying
around and they like to land in the pool to collect water. Yeah,
so we've seen it all but the scorpions sent me over the edge
and I was reading because Adam is leaving and I ended up
writing I started researching and I bought cedar oil actually
kills them which is I didn't want chemicals in our house. So
Adams gone I pop an edible and go to bed. Turn rollers are
on the ground right next to the bed.
So I took the cedar oil and douse that sucker and put a
glass of room and he sat and under that glass for two days.
But I've gotten much better
code she could have called any one of the of the hill country
board They would have gladly
come over a little two inch Scorpion they would laugh at me
Mike
or even Chris is the guy you want to call for scorpion.
Well, I'm telling this woman in the store that where I work, I'm
like, oh my god scorpions that she goes, Oh, watch out for the
centipedes though. The peas are like four inches long. Yeah. And
if you get bit by one, you better go to the emergency room.
I'm thinking, Oh, great. Great. So anyway, but we have our cedar
oil, but yes, I'm gonna get the house. The house is gonna have
to be sprayed out the perimeter.
Yeah, I'm gonna call that new guy. Yeah, the new guy who
called me,
man that that's the perils of living in Hill Country. All
insects are part of it's part of it. Yeah, yes. Okay, so you
skunks, jack rabbits, deer, a bobcat? We saw bobcat? Yeah,
a couple times. Yeah.
So never a dull moment.
So after a Ruba come back, and we'll see if we can do a show
after we come back like that. Then, two weeks later, three
weeks later, we're going to New York for a quick trip. For my
dad's in tournament, which will be a slash mini mini curry
reunion.
Yes. And Christina is coming in Christina's coming, Christine
even listen to the show, Elena.
No, I think she she will she sample stuff? Yeah, I know. She
listens to everything I've done. She's except for podcasting. 2.0
I think she's listened to at least no agenda. So she has
spurts like oh Don Kevin because her boyfriend Kevin. Yeah, they
when they get into it together then they you know, they're
worse than me is a conspiracy theorists these kids are crazy.
They look at all kinds of shit. They love the flat earth stuff.
too. They sample it a lot. But anyway, because her cousins will
be there which is so Tiffany and Willow my sisters, Tiffany son
Julius and willows, kids. Sabina and Matteo They're both coming
both coming. Sondra was coming is
um, is Quito coming. I Tiffany Sussman. I
don't know okay. I know he's very high powered job in
publishing and very difficult for him to break away. Oh
fuck with him. Don't worry. I can say whatever I want. I know.
So that and we're all staying in a huge Airbnb and Armonk and
when we come in Friday night, Alessandro is going to be doing
a huge Italian meal
for us. Oh my gosh. Oh, when we were there in 227 live in
Tuscany. And I celebrated my birthday at their house and they
made this unbelievable Italian meal with the grilled eggplant
on the on the fire outside and the
fresh pasta and then they made homemade tiramisu for my
birthday cake was probably one of my favorite favorite
birthdays. Yeah, so
then we're gonna, you know, so my dad's asked us about
not like Curie and
we're gonna write that interface. No, no,
it's a little purse remember? I talked about that?
Oh yeah, please little purse we know how much is in those boxes
it's insane. How much how much pebble comes out of a person
where are you throwing his ashes? Well yeah, you know we
have a family plot the curve yes we end in the you have a spot
middle patent. I believe there's a spa Would you like a spot? No,
no, no, no, no, no, you just well it's not getting buried you
know that it's just a headstone it's very efficient cost cost
effective. It's killer you get a rock basically with your name on
it and you throw some ashes I don't need any of that right I
don't know if I want to be
I gotta do the statue the big party the no smoking you I know
Okay, anyway God thank you. Yes, got it down basically pretty
much planning people
I don't know how I feel about that. I will I know if I go
before you and you do all that for me. I will fucking love it.
I will love that shit so hard. I'll be looking down going huh?
You're right on keeper. Right on.
I'm like I'm tired all right.
And you're gonna be looking down if you go first and be like, I
told you not to do or not to do all I need any of that crap.
Anyway, so we're also going to be so my cousins who also be
there with their kids, I think many of them but my cousins.
Uncle Don on Meg kids. Of course we lost our Meg. So it'll be
kind of like a dual dual celebrations could be a whole
weekend and a little mini reunion. Actually, some of the
Kansas curries are coming. Oh, lovely. It's crazy.
I guess it'd be nice to hire a photographer to get a huge
family picture.
Oh, wow. You know what? I'm gonna
any photographers out in Armonk.
Well, so here's the cool thing. Willow and Alison. Cousin
Allison are organizing everything you could not have to
better people organize Allison who was the CEO of Kodak for a
while, and she was a CEO. She was a pushy, Chief Operating
Officer of staples. I mean, she's heavy hardcore, by the
way, 8 million kids and adopted kid. You know, this the
beautiful, beautiful family. So she's organizing but yeah, we
throw that out there to get a photographer. We're paying for
some of it just so you know, paying for the lunch or
whatever, the drinks or something. Yeah, no, of course.
That's why we need people to donate. So we could we could
have a mini reunion with at least a snack with some cheese
and Adams
dad.
Okay, he would think that was funny, actually.
But Christina's coming. So we're really
excited that she's gonna. And we're gonna see your daughter in
New York as
we're thinking about trying to do a mini no agenda meetup in
New York.
Oh, now are we still gonna have lunch with? I'd like to Janice
Dean Janice Dean and her husband Tuesday. We should do that.
Okay, cuz I got a range that because, you know, I like Janice
Dean. She's been interviewed. No one knows is probably. So after
I went, Wait
a minute. Janice Dean is the meteorologist on fox. The fox
Fox or friends probably in the morning? Yes. Yeah. And she
actually lost both of her in laws when Governor Cuomo sent
all the people back who had COVID back into the nursing
homes, and she lost both of her in laws. And she was
very mad about that. And very invit but also very vocal about
it. Now she's Canadian. She also she had a she had quite a
career. That's good, right? She had quite a career in the 80s
doing like, I was an entertainment pm magazine. She
hung around with a lot of rock bands. She did. She did. And so
she's our age, I think, yeah, about our age. And she's writing
a book. And she'd heard me I'm Megan Kelly. And she's good
friends with Megan. And, and she texted me said, Look, I got your
number from from Megyn. Kelly. How cool is that? I can't
remember for Megan Kelly. Oh, yes. Okay.
I'm friends with Glenn.
Hey, Glenn. Sorry. Hey, Joe. Hold on Glenn's on the other
line. Oh, Megan, wait a minute, Janice is calling.
Gentlemen. I get to live with this.
There's Alex Jones.
And she's I'm writing a book about David and Goliath. You
know, I'm not quite sure. And using, you know, people who have
stood up against big things. I'm like, Huh. But she's like my MTV
story with mtv.com. And she'd heard some of these things. And
then it's just Can I Can I interview you for my book? And I
said, Sure. And so we talked for an hour, an hour and a half. And
she's like, I need to do another hour with you. And we do another
hour. And then she said, can I just do one more hour with you?
And because you know, her book is she has a lot of it is
heartbreaking stories, no cancer, you know, she has MS.
And she's lived with that for quite a while. And so, you know,
this challenges that I think that's what her but she's an
inspirational lady. So while we've been talking, I really
liked her. She's really funny and really, really nice. And
she's like, we had and her husband. Oh, it was a fire now
as a fireman. You know, so when they when he retires, which
won't be too long from now, because firemen only go so long.
He wants to get heavy into ham radio. I'm like, oh my god, we
have to have lunch. I have to be talking to your husband about
this shit. Yeah,
so let's do let's try and do that. But if you will
like her. I know you were like, No, she is cool. But i i She's
the girlfriend. You want Fredericksburg.
Oh, I know. Hello. But But anyway, going back to trying to
coordinate a maybe a mini no little mini meetup. Yeah, meetup
maybe for a happy hour somewhere. But you have to put
the message out there because what you
need to do is schedule my life. Just tell me where not where I'm
going to be with you. Tell me which bags do I carry? And yeah,
tell me what
to do. Oh, my God. Let me know what you're doing the show on
since
excuse Hold on a second. Oh, well, you just say oh my call we
have to carry who's carrying the studio.
Listen, I have to wait while TSA goes through your bag thinking
your microphone.
Vibrator.
Every single time we get stopped. But anyway, going back
to yes, we're going to New York. So that'll be fun. And then in
May, we're going to Charleston and T
and Christina is coming back with us. Yes. Here to Texas for
a few days.
Yeah. I'm so excited. I know. It'll be really. And she
had a hard time. These last few months with a lockdown. And then
and then she and Kevin both got COVID which was sick, sick as it
is. That was great because now they could get a QR code that
showed that they had a antibody. So now she could go to a gym in
a restaurant after having to wait to get sick. I mean, how
stupid is this?
It'll be good for her to get out of that bubble. So she wants to
New York is pretty much opened up now. So it'll be it'll be
nice. And Alicia and Christina can spend some time together and
yeah, we're looking forward to it. Man. We're traveling in May.
Yeah. Yeah. Just to meet up. Yes. There so yeah,
this is partially our anniversary. Have you already
alerted the hotel? This is our anniversary?
No, we're celebrating that in Aruba. We go on vacation. It's
our anniversary.
Hello, robot. We are. Yes. I know. It's hard to believe we
only been married for three years.
But 17 years leave the three year anniversary up to you in
terms of planning for dinner and stuff like that. So this
is not fair. You have total contact with everybody there.
No, we're no I'm talking when we get back to Texas. Oh, and we're
not? What's that place? You took me for my birthday.
Let's call Oh my god.
With the painted cows outside Ranch, or was it called the club
look club? Club
sounds like I finally found a place to take you for your
birthday. This is we just moved here. And so we pull up and it's
this. I already know. I don't know. You.
I already know what I'm going to do. Okay. I already know. But
what? Excuse me? Are
we doing this on our actual anniversary day or that Friday?
Whatever that. Yeah. And what date? Is that? That one? Yeah.
We were married on the 19th. Yes, I
know that. I know that. Yeah.
But anyway, Adam took me to Lake lob in Fredericksburg. And now
we just moved here. It was the weekend. It was a I was like, I
got to get a book a table somewhere because everything is
I didn't know what I was doing. And I booked at the club which
look look groovy. Turned out to be a matter that it was. It was
completely nice sunset. Eating
he kept looking at me. He's like Tina, I'm sorry. Sorry, Lisa.
Lisa's in town. She's looking at me like oh my god. Anyway.
Have I done other things that made up
for it? It's great memories, baby. Great memories. So Holy
crap. Anyway. So yeah, we got lots of traveling going on. And
then I'm going to go see my friend Katie wander off in Utah.
That's yeah, this summer and Katie. I had an opportunity.
She's. I lived in Florida for 15 years. And she rolled into town.
She was doing something for her church. And I drove to Austin to
have lunch with her. I haven't seen her for three years. And
it's like, we just picked up like nothing. And I've known
her. It was just this This to me was God's hand for me to meet
this woman. I had just moved to Florida. And I was in the
grocery store. My girls were babies at the time. And I was I
was my I was just unhappy because I didn't know anybody.
And I had my hair like just bobby pin back and the cashier
turned to me and said, Oh my god, I love your haircut.
Where'd you get cut? I looked at her my Are you serious? I got I
just moved from Chicago. And the pissed off dammit. In the moment
I said that Katie was passing by with her her baby boy who was
five months at the time and said Chicago Chicago. I just moved
from Chicago. We found out we lived in the same neighborhood
in Florida. But we also found out that we lived on the same
street in Chicago Wow. And so to me that was really that was
God's hand in in connecting Katie and I and and I just love
that we're friends after I mean gosh was 24 years and we just
pick up like nothing and we I just I adore her I love
friends like
after a year two years like oh,
hey how you doing? There's no such thing as a coincidence. I
mean, she was put in my life for a reason and she's been there
for me through all the trials and tribulations of my journey
to where I am right now and and same with her too so that's been
that's been amazing so yes, I'm gonna go to Utah and spend a few
days with her out there this summer and when is that what is
when I don't know dates yet but sometime this summer
we will organize a meetup here at the house oh cool country
meetup
no one's coming over here.
Should we take a few PJs for the show now remember, this is very
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Good but we know that Adams got Cuf voice and Cuf know he called
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the coop feet has been rectified. You're fine. Your
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once in a while the poof foot comes up. It flares up a little
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he's been talking about it for about a month. Well.
Here's the thing. It's no problem for you to say. Oh you
know today I had just a little bit of brain fog still from
COVID. But when I say my foot hurt of debts not true.
Just making that up. I guess lost my voice. I got COVID
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Hold on a sec
I'm like I'm gonna look at I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it's
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Yes. And you met him at 234,033 SATs he played and he wrote a
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Wow. That's our largest one yet.
I think he I think that is the biggest donation we've received
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skeptical about a husband and wife show but I gave it a
listen. At the end of the first episode, I sat my phone down,
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cool dude. I didn't know he was single. No,
I didn't either, huh. He's got some friends.
He I mean, he's very eligible. In my book.
I'd say send me your deets. Tina curry calm.
Who's DS his deters? Yeah, I
need that. I need the deets. So I can pass it on to friends.
No, no, I think I think you need to get some deeds to him. It's a
buyers.
I have to vet people. Hello?
Vet, Brian, you've met Brian. He's very
I met him but topic. Just happened.
All right, Brian. I got your work cut
out for you. But thank you, Brian. That was very kind.
Yes. Oh, here's Brian. Cheers. Man was drinking this wine. But
he bought it tonight. Yes, he did. Thank you very much.
Outstanding. Hey. Thank you. Lovely.
Oh, no more yet more. Adam success down.
Hey, how are you on the god front?
You know, pretty good. I looked at Jordan Peterson's biblical
series. Yes. It was a little too. I got to give it another
try. Somebody told me to keep going with it. It was he talks
at such a level sometimes that it's hard for me to follow. I
actually walked to the grocery store last week. And that was
it. I listened to it. And then I started thinking about all of
the things that was happening in my life. I'm like, I'm not
paying attention. I need to give this right. Yeah, give it a
restaurant again. Right. So distracted by what you were
doing. My daughter, Ellen told me about Richard Rohr are Oh,
HR. So I've started looking into him, as well. Yeah, I started
looking into him as well. And I'm really excited to get into
this book Evidence That Demands a Verdict. I'm really excited to
get into that. There was I couldn't but you know what I
started. I pray a lot. Now. I really do I pray at night, and I
pray in the morning. Oh, really? Yes. Mm hmm.
When I, when I'm in bed, because I would have noticed Why don't
say it out loud.
Let me start saying no, no, I mean, that is new for me,
because I didn't do that. But I, I. It's been, it's been
absolutely lovely. Lovely. There was how about you?
Well, I was actually looking for something here. Because I think
was Robert wicker. Someone sent me? Oh, my goodness. I'm kind of
upset that I don't know where I put that was sent me a passage
and it came in right at the right moment for me, was like, I
know, I saved it, but I might have saved it. On my other ways.
Here we go. Yes, it was Robert wicker. He sent me a piece from
Mark 1313. And it's actually he's, it's a screenshot of, I
think, maybe a book or something and he's underlined it. It's
been a weird week. For me, it's a lot of things been going on.
It's been a tough week, or what has been discouraging you have
you felt like giving up. Instead, continue doing what God
has told you to do. He promises to reward the faithful. God's
cure for discouragement. may be another assignment. Often in
serving others, we find the renewal we need. And I don't
know why. But that came in today. I was like, Oh, thank you
that that made me feel good. Mm hmm.
And you know what, though, Adam, that's how you basically are
with your life. Like, do you just keep you when, when an
issue arises, you always know that there's some good that's
gonna come of it. So you don't fall victim to kind of staying
in that negativity. You always can see the growth from it. And
that's God's him. That's how I look at that's how I look at it.
Yeah, but it was also in a way for me God's hand that Robert
sent me this thing. I'm okay, you know, you know, me, but it
was just right at this. Oh, man, that's really helpful. And he
actually said no one said it would be the easy duty. That was
what he sent to me. And he doesn't know what's going on.
And and by the way, that is nothing horrible going on. It's
just, you know, there's, there's very much in love. No, this is
just trying to, you know, navigate trying to navigate a
project, you know, navigate all kinds of stuff, you know,
working on Yeah, making the world a better place. And
sometimes you get a little headwind. Yeah. But that really,
that really changed my attitude today. Oh, I
thank you for sharing that. Yeah. I wanted
to share it this morning. But you know, this damn show like I
want to tell the show.
So we do. I keep I am very drawn to the Episcopalian Church that
is on the corner. coming to our house. I'm very drawn to it. You
are I am I am. I'm going to go. I guess I'll go with you. I
can't go on Sunday, of course. But they have a Wednesday and a
Saturday service. Yes. I'm drawn to it. I want to just
I was baptized in St. Stephen's Episcopal Church in in Armonk,
New York. I'm an Episcopalian. See where I was born. I think
it's contagious. Oh, I have Episcopalian ism.
Oh, well, I was raised Catholic, as we had talked about and
didn't really embrace that. And then I went to Lutheran church
for many years and obviously that didn't stick and so for
some reason, I'm drawn to this Episcopalian and I'm just gonna
write on the corner. I'm just gonna go with it and see what
happens
when you're gonna go. I want to go with you. We'll go
together. We can do it next week. On a Wednesday. Yeah,
we'll do it on Wednesday. She goes into the show from there.
Oh, good idea. Take over take over a Becca whisper.
Church right now. I love that wine.
why don't why? Oh, what point is there then?
Oh, please. But I did want to. I did want to bring up a text
message that I got from Adam. For me last week. Yeah, actually
last.
Privacy. What are you doing? Are you outing me on Sunday? says,
oh,
so I get this text message and he goes, I must admit defeat.
And I'm like, What is he talking? And I go for he goes, I
cannot do the bed by myself. What I said, so that
morning, hold on,
wait a minute, that morning, I stripped the entire bed
everything the the mattress, mattress cover, mattress pad,
the sheets, the DNA, everything and I put them all in the
washer. And I had to go to work. And so I'm doing four loads of
laundry and I said, Okay, can you just put the bed together?
Like, I can make the bed no problem. But really, really now,
this thing was stripped. This is like seal strip is like parts.
And there's color. codings and like, okay, so
I go That's so sad. And you go I am lame.
Nobody followed it up. Okay.
This man invented podcasts. Put a band together. I
followed it up. No, I know what I was doing wrong. followed it.
I finished it.
Yeah. So then he goes to the same colors go on the long side
or short side short side asking for fresh
so the thing that goes underneath, which is I guess to
catch my diarrhea, and I'm old nothing matters. It matters.
Yeah. I had it upside down. That's why I couldn't like this
doesn't make sense these because it has two white sides to blue
side.
I can code to just say I can write scripts.
But I did it. I did it. I figured it out. I
come home he goes Did you see the bed?
Like I should have had a participation trophy for you.
Quite honestly. Yeah. You could have been a little more
complimentary about the fact that I got it together at all.
Oh my god, I
just laughed so hard,
baby. I love you.
And then another thing another thing so
Wait, wait. Steve Jobs Tina jobs. There's one more thing to
laugh about.
So I am this is my upbringing. This is just how I am I use the
last drop of everything. I just I just didn't like that. I mean
I will cut open my hand lotion and scoop out the rest of it
doesn't I just am I just want every bang for my buck and so I
opened the drawer and there's two like there's three tubes of
toothpaste and there are squeezed out completely and I'm
like I'm gonna Indiana that
I am Indiana thing that shit. And I did the same with you know
first of all you're right because it's just wasteful.
Second of all, it makes you so happy when I'm squeezing the
last bit out of the toothpaste or when I'm the man is I know I
can get
one more. Turn over open that up get a knife in there scrape
see where when we were dating there would be a quarter left
Adam throw it out
that's wasteful.
Now he's like, um, Indiana that shit.
Indiana style baby. Absolutely.
Oh, I love you so much for that. Right You're so organized you
use all the product
and go are you i know I'm getting but well listen, I'm
getting organized. You're eating edibles. So I think somehow
we're merging this this male female ying yang thing is really
working out well.
Oh my gosh. So anyway, I just had to share that.
Okay, so So Alison doesn't get mad that we're too long. Oh,
what does this talk about our viewing habits? Oh, yes. Today
you introduced me to a new show. Actually,
Lisa introduced me that I introduced you. Yes.
And so I was doing an interview last night Bitcoin matrix. Rare
that it's in the evening. But it was long long agreed to and as I
come out, and Tina's like, oh my god, I saw this show. I almost
didn't want to watch. Watch it. It was so good. I want to watch
it we'd use it but if you watch a watch it again, so today, just
watch it. minx.
m i n x is on Netflix. It is on
hobo KUBU. How about HBO Max?
Alba Max.
Wow, what a great so the only two episodes out now and I hope
they hold hold on to this great energy they have. So it's about
a woman who wants to create a very feminist magazine set in
the 70s. Which is great because it's so cool. I mean, it just
colors the vibe, the cars, the clothing, everything is
beautiful, but also in a kind of a nice it has the 70s vibe in
the in the coloring, but not too much. You know, it's still
modern enough. And she wants to create this Gloria Steinem type
female magazine, which of course is a total loser idea. And she
hooks up with a guy who does porn mags, basically, you know,
like movie magazines, or was it was it creamy creamy mom's no
milk? I don't know milky mom's milky mom's if you want to get
deep platformed off reader. I do like milky mom's that's pretty
funny. We could get away with it actually, we can get away with
milky mom's
anyone know what it's about?
And, and you know, so she decided to do a women's magazine
like kind of like penthouse with with guys was were their songs
Long's out and also articles for women about sexuality and
masturbation and basically the what a female penthouse would
be. Yeah.
And like, Hey, girl, it was like play girl. Remember play girls
played
play? You don't have to have frontal nudity. Yeah, they did
it. Um, and it's really good. I
really I know. It's funny. It's now that we have the origin
story. I
hope that they can keep it going because often with these things
after you get to the end of the year, all you're rooting for
the, for her to to figure it out and for the pornography guy to
be kind of funny, and it's just it's great vibe. I hope it's
hope it's good throughout.
It will be faith man
and I hope they end it. You know, I hate these shows that
are so good. And then they go for another season like well,
how can you extend this? Yeah.
Anyway, it's I highly recommend it. It's funny. It's it's i
i recommend it to well, Elisa told me,
Gina and Lisa approve. Yeah. At all everybody.
And the other thing we're watching is the thing about Pam
and this is a true crime story.
is odd for us to be watching in general. What's your name?
Pam. Hop. Hop. Yes, yeah. Oh,
we don't. We don't typically watch these kinds of
things now, but yeah, I got hooked hooked on it. And it's
Renee Zellweger.
That's why we're watching it Renee Zellweger is she wears a
fast
tube but man she is Oh my she's a good
act from now on to be known as a Phoebe suit.
Phoebe Phoebe Skipper also known as lizard
lizard Oh, I Oh, you crossed the line. Oh, you're not allowed to
body shame body shame my dog all you want but Lizzo Oh, stop
please.
Break anyway. Anyway, I've covered my Louis watching
anything else? No, I think that was now just the usual stuff.
But that's the new stuff or watching anything else?
Try I don't actually have one of my Oh, that's Phoebe. Mito shoe
the meetups? No, I think we I think we got everything.
Alright. And well, was it what was in our time? All right.
Well, Alison will be happy. So we will do something for the
next show. Even though I guess I guess we're gonna be are we
gonna be on vacation? Yeah, we can be on vacation in two
weeks. Yeah, yeah, we'll be in Aruba. So and we come back
Friday. We'll send you pictures
maybe. Yeah, exactly. Hey, instead of a show. Send a
Satoshis for the pictures. We'll post on Instagram. That'll be
perfect.
I love you so much. I have a lot of fun that you're doing. But
only during the show.
Oh, no, not me.
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